Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• Hollywood writers are on strike. So yeah… that means us too. We are on strike because we want fair pay (or just pay) and it has nothing to do with the fact that we are lazy and can barely be considered writers anyway…
  

Note: QSE News Producers have hired scab writers to complete the rest of this week’s new stories.

• Shela LaBoof, the guy from that Transfarmers movie waz totally busted by the cops for being all drunk n shit in a drug store. That guy is stupid yo!

• The white strips have made some more songs and a new video for ppeps to check if they want to but its not up yet. Those white stips are stupid! Yo!

• That fat guy Meatloaf has canceleled his tour in Europe cus hes all sick.  Meatloaf is sick yo!

• The mans gone all crazy n shit and is kicking Michael Jackson out of his crib. Michael Jackson is crazy yo! LOL! And hes stoopid!

• Prince is all treatin his fans like shit n shit cus now he wont let them put pictures of him on their sites. That’s whack yo! Prince just needs to chill.

• A bunch of people one awards at the CMA show. I didn’t watch it cus country music is lame yo!

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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