Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• Cable Network TNT has purchased the broadcast rights for the movie 300 for $17 million.  The move gives TNT the rights to broadcast the movie beginning in September of 2009.  TNT is excited about the move as they have been looking to fill the homo-erotic void that was left when the station lost professional wrestling.

• It has been announced that Kevin Spacey will be reprising his role as Lex Luthor in the upcoming sequel to Superman Returns.  While plot details have not been released, it is expected that in the film Luthor will almost kill Superman only to have the Man of Steel come back at the last minute for a victory.

• The goth gods The Cure will be releasing a new, double album, this October. The album will be the band’s thirteenth studio release. The band will continue to release the album despite being faced with the fact that the world stopped listening after Mood Swings.

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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