Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• The Spice Girls have announced that they will be reuniting and touring. The group will perform 11 shows in December and January. Religion has warned for centuries that there were four horsemen of the apocalypse. They were wrong – there’s five.

• Fashion designer Liz Claiborne died Tuesday, at 78. Claiborne is credited with revolutionizing the working woman’s wardrobe. Claiborne died doing what she loved most… whipping 10-year-old Taiwanese children, while yelling at them, “So sew faster!”

• Dark Horse Comics has joined forces with eBay for a chance to win dinner with superstar writer Joss Whedon.  Whedon, who’s best known for creating the character of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, will have dinner with the winning bidder during this year’s San Diego Comic Convention.  It is expected that the final bid on the dinner will be over $1000, or whatever the winner’s parents are willing to pay to finally get their 30-year-old child out of their basement.

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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