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Hello again, everybody, and welcome back to “Music for the Masses.” This week, because I know you love them more than Rosie O’Donnell loves to buckle up for love, I’m dishing up another one of them thar’ podcast “thingies.” But don’t worry, folks, if your internet connection sucks harder than Antonella “There’s a Party In My Mouth And EVERYONE’S Comin” Barba, you can still join in the festivities. More on that in a sec because now… IT’S PODCAST TIME!!!!

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast, much like its written counterpart, contains foul language, foolish notions, loads of “hooker” talk, a “Dirty Sanchez” reference and horribly off-color jokes. Please enjoy responsible and know when to say when.

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Music For The Masses: Episode 4 (MP3 format) – 25.43 MB

Okay, for those of you reading along at home, here’s the M4M podcast short tour…

hooker 3-8-07

Not 100% positive, but I think that’s my old Sunday School teacher.

Up first, I mediate a debate between Double A and J. Allen over “which song is the best to bang a hooker to.” Honestly, considering how well I know these guys, I’m just glad they didn’t debate “the best song to BURY a hooker to.” Good fun is had by all and much frivolity ensues.

screetch

Then, after careful consideration, some “pointless” rambling and a brief discussion of Screetch’s donkey dork and his propensity for “wiping doody under noses,” we FINALLY get around to offering up our opinions on some new music. This week, we (meaning me and those other two clowns) focus our attentions on the new discs from Arcade Fire, Explosions in the Sky and the tongue-twisting Au Revoir Simone. Here’s the ratings:

arcade 3-8-07

Artist: Arcade Fire

Album: Neon Bible

Sounds Like: Somebody needs to pop a couple o’ Prozacs©, find their “happy place” and turn their frowns upside down.

Rating:

hung4 3-7-08

sky 3-8-07

Artist: Explosions in the Sky (www.myspace.com/texasband )

Album: All Of A Sudden I Miss Everyone

Sounds Like: The internal soundtrack now playing in the heads of all of the football players I went to high school with… as they mow my lawn.

Rating:

hung3 3-8-07

simone 3-8-07

Artist: Au Revoir Simone (www.myspace.com/aurevoirsimone)

Album: The Bird of Music

Sounds Like: The music that would be playing just before Chris Hanson walks into the kitchen and you realize you are one, fucked pervert… umm, no pun intended.

Rating:

hung4 3-7-08

UPCOMING MUSIC RELEASES… 3/13/07:

ARTIST TITLE GENRE
Amy Winehouse Back To Black ALT
James Morrison Undiscovered POP / ROCK
Rich Boy Rich Boy RAP
Zion I Street Legends RAP
Ken Andrews Secrets Of The Lost Satellite ROCK
Mason Proper There Is A Moth In Your Chest ROCK
Sherwood A Different Light ROCK
The Fratellis Costello Music ROCK
Unsane Visqueen ROCK
William Tell You Can Hold Me Down ROCK
The Alternate Routes Good and Reckless and True AAA
Agnostic Front & Discipline Working Class Heroes POP / ROCK
Death By Stereo Death Alive POP / ROCK
Green Lizard Las Armas Del Silencio POP / ROCK
Nakatomi Plaza Unsettled POP / ROCK
Pyle, Artimus Artimus Venomus POP / ROCK
The Fireballs Firebeat! POP / ROCK
The Flaming Stars Born Under A Bad neon Sign POP / ROCK
Theatre of Hate Retribution POP / ROCK
8 Ball and MJG Ridin’ High RAP
Auto Interiors Let’s Agree To Deceive Our Best Friends ROCK
Crematory Klagebilder ROCK
Diddley, Bo Bo’s The Man ROCK
Dybdahl, Thomas Science ROCK
Ford, Marc Weary And Wired ROCK
Gang Font featuring Interloper Gang Font featuring Interloper ROCK
Heavenly Virus ROCK
Holy Moses World Chaos ROCK
Letcher, Chris Frieze ROCK
Lodger Hi-Fi High Lights Down Low ROCK
Meek, Joe The Joe Meek EP Collection Box Set (12 CD) ROCK
Messiah’s Kiss Dragonheart ROCK
Parker, Graham Don’t Tell Columbus ROCK
Prosser Prosser ROCK
Runic Liar Flags ROCK
Skolnick, Alex Trio Last Day In Paradise ROCK
Starcastle Song Of Times ROCK
Storys, The Storys, The ROCK
Tankard Kings Of Beer ROCK
Third Ending, The Third Ending, The ROCK
Type O Negative Dead Again ROCK
Van Der Spuy, Nibs Beautiful Feet ROCK
Elliott Murphy Coming Home Again ROCK
The Fades The Fades ROCK
Grand Champeen Dial “T” For This ROCK
Joey McIntyre Talk To Me ROCK
Mitch Easter Dynamico ROCK
Bardi Johannson HAXAN ROCK
P. J. O”Connell Careful ROCK
The PirkQlaters Last Stand ROCK
Tom Curren Tom Curren ROCK
Peppertown Firefly ROCK
The Red Button She’s About To Cross My Mind ROCK
Spencer Durham Much More Than Words ROCK
Central Services Central Services ROCK

And there you have it, folks. Was it as good for you as it was for me? Nice!

Until next time, keep wearing it proud and playing it loud!

Send your favorite, hooker-bangin’ song, review copies, assorted hate mail and presents to:

M.C. Bell
P.O. Box 1222
Arvada, CO 80001

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