Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• Author J.K. Rowling has set a date for the last installment of her insanely popular series of Harry Potter books. The final book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, will hit stores on July 21. Rowling has refused to say whether or not Harry Potter will die in the final book, but QSE has learned that Lord Voldemort will reveal that he is Harry’s father, fuzzy little bears will help Harry and his friends defeat an evil army and the Death Star will finally be destroyed.

• Daniel Radcliffe, the titular star of the Harry Potter movie franchise, has caused quite a stir in his native England by posing for nude pictures, with a horse no less, to promote the upcoming play, Equus.  It appears that many fans aren’t shocked so much by the pictures themselves, but rather by the size of “Harry’s wand.”

• Contrary to rumors that circulated around the internet yesterday, singer Courtney Love will not be replacing Paula Abdul on American Idol. When asked for comment, Love said that she was not intending to join the TV show as it would greatly interfere with her scheduled tour of rehab clinics across the United States.

• It appears that there is a good reason a sex scene between Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen in the new movie Factory Girl looks real… apparently it was.  According to an “inside-her” on the set, the couple really engaged in some on-camera coitus.  The unnamed source backed up this assertion by adding, “C’mon… we’ve all seen Hayden act.  There is NO WAY he could be THAT convincing otherwise.”

• A new report from the New England Journal of Medicine shows that lavender and tea tree oils can cause enlarged breasts in young boys.  The link between the oils and the hormonal condition was discovered after singer/amateur proctologist Michael Jackson was caught purchasing large quantities of Lavender-scented soaps and shampoos.

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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