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October 23, 2006

A Message From John Hodgman

Filed under: Articles — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:49 am

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AS YOU MAY KNOW, Jonathan Coulton and I will be visiting Square Books in Oxford, Mississippi this Saturday, Oct 28, at 4PM.

NOW IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION that, in addition to being a lovely, leafy, whiskey-soaked town, final resting place of the corpse of William Faulkner, and seat of Lafayette County, OXFORD ADDITIONALLY ENJOYS SPORTS.

Especially: OLE MISS FOOTBALL.

IN FACT, there will be a FOOTBALL CHALLENGE that very morning between the Ole Miss Rebels and the Auburn Fierce Footballers, or whatever they are called.

(I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT SPORTS.)

WHAT THIS MEANS, according to the very kind staff Square Books is as follows…

A) Everyone in town will be drunk.
B) After the game, it is hard to say who will want to come to a 4PM reading
of FAKE TRIVIA.
C) But we should come on down anyway and hang out and have a drink.

LISTEN: this all sounds fine to me.

HOWEVER, it occurs to me that there may in fact be some people in Oxford, in greater Mississippi , and even Southern Tennessee who do not love sports and might enjoy this non-sporting event.

hodgman-02.jpgFOR THEM, I offer the humble alternative: fake trivia, and fellowship, and also BRANDY.

FOR IN FACT, though I am useless at sports, I do like the drunk part. And so, Coulton and I have agreed to serve at this particular reading a BRANDY SANGAREE to all legal persons in attendance.

A SANGAREE, as you surely know, is a reviver, a pick-me-up, a transitional drink from one intoxication to the other, providing a perfect 4PM brandy twilight from the boozy morning tailgaiting to the late night rowdyness that is sure to follow.

SURELY THIS IS AN OFFER EVEN A SPORTSMAN CANNOT DENY!

SO I ASK OF YOU, friends in the South and on the Internet, please spread word of this affair to your non-sporting friends and let them know a Sangaree awaits them in the beautiful town square.

AND OF YOU, Oxfordians, I ask you to forgive us for being different and asthmatic and strange: a Sangaree awaits you as well, should you wish to rest your Rebel head for a moment atop a pile of books full of words.

LET US JOIN TOGETHER for once, and show the world that there can be peace between these two tribes, PEACE THROUGH BRANDY, and FAKE TRIVIA.

AND THEN everyone can buy books and get on with their lives.

AS THE WEEK GOES ON, I will occasionally remind you of this event, and maybe ask for some help with getting all the brandy and nutmeg together.

FOR NOW, though, I leave you with a particularly poetic bit of copy from the Square Books events page:

THIS IS WHAT YOU THINK IT IS

which is to say

THAT IS ALL

John Hodgman

Visit John Hodgman on the web at www.areasofmyexpertise.com

Read the Quick Stop interviews with John Hodgman & Jonathan Coulton.

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Spook’d #100: Extreme Lair Makeover – Furniture in a Flash

Filed under: Comic Strips,Spook'd — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:30 am

by Jeffery Stevenson and Seth Damoose with colors by Anthony Lee

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Spook'd #100: Furniture in a Flash

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Disclaimer: All material in Spook’d is fictitious and intended solely for the purpose of entertainment. Names are fabricated and any similarity to real people or places is purely coincidental except in those cases where public figures are being satirized.

Preachin’ From The Longbox: I’ve Lost That Loving Feeling

Filed under: Columns,Preaching from the Longbox — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:27 am
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The Last Sermon – “I’ve Lost That Loving Feeling”

October 23, 2006

I’ve finally lost it.New York aka Tiffany from Flavor of Love 2

Not in a postal sense. And not in the sense of losing it like New York’s going out with her verbal guns a-blazin’ when she got bounced by Flavor Flav in the “The Flavor of Love 2″ finale. I would say that she should save that drama for her mama but it seems like that’s where she got it from in the first place. That girl has more baggage than Samsonite.

Actually, I think that I’ve hit some sort of mental wall and in the process, I’ve lost my passion for writing about comics. Well, at least for the time being.

To get a better grip on why I lost this drive, I went through some personal inventory. Obviously, some of the blame has to do reside me and I’ll own up to that fact. While I often derive a sense of accomplishment from bringing a “different” view on the world of comics while not trying to be serious about the whole industry, it is no longer as fun as it used to be in recent months. That has never more apparent than by the recent delays in the posting of the PftL columns; normally they were posted on a bi-weekly schedule but now have slid into an almost once a month-ish, when I have something to say kind of pattern. That’s not good. Also, while I’ve always claimed that I’m an unabashed hypocrite in most respects, I’m finding it more and more difficult to constantly bitch about some comic books that are always delayed when my own columns miss multiple deadline dates.

I also seem to have lost my, for lack of better words, comic book radar. I pride myself in trying to unearth comic book nuggets and offer them to you, the reader, on a four-color platter. But within the past few months, I’ve missed writing about a couple of topical things:

“Aquaman” pilot on iTunes ““ How could this slipped past me? I found out about this from Entertainment Weekly and after verifying that it was there, I couldn’t look myself in the mirror for a couple of days. How can I call myself a comic book columnist if I didn’t know that this Smallville spin-off was in existence? It is almost inexcusable.

“Space Sentinels: The Complete Series & Freedom Force: The Complete Series” ““ Again, how long have I been asleep at the wheel? This set was released back at the end of August and I just found out about it yesterday night. I’m so about the old Filmation superhero junk. I would’ve pimped this stuff at least a full month before it came out. For no other reason other than to make sure that there will be more of this classic 70s-80s Saturday Morning cartoon stuff out on DVD. At least, I can mark a December date in my calendar for the release of “Dungeon & Dragons: The Complete Series”.

Alright, back to the subject at hand. Typically, I should be able to write a column about comic books with my eyes closed (and if you read some of my older columns, it may literally be the case). But the fault is not all at my feet. The books themselves have left me, for the lack of better words ““ speechless or for the problem for the continuation of this column, wordless. And obviously, that’s not a good thing.

Currently, the mission of both Big Two in the comic book industry is hopelessly devoted to one thing, which is that money-grabbing and decompression-abusing practice that is also known as company-wide crossovers. Bruce Hornsby and the Range

Now, before any of you out there rightly say that there are many more genres to comic books for people to read other than an overindulgence of the Big Two’s superhero comic books, I can only say two things:

One ““ Despite the emergence of Image, Dark Horse, Oni Press, IDW, Boom Studios, Viper, and the rest of the smaller publishers, the comic book industry rises and falls on the weekly output that transpires from the Big Two. I wish that it wasn’t the case because there really are some inspired books being created and sold. But as Bruce Hornsby sang all those years ago, “That’s just the way it is. Some things will never change.”

Two ““ I was “made” into this business as a tights-and-cape guy over twenty years ago and I can’t seem to shake it. Trust me; I know that I’m not the only one who still feels that way.

Trying to keep up with these 100-plus inter-connected monthly titles (plus stand alone title) is mentally, not to mention physically, exhausting. You can’t swing a dead cat in a comic book shop without hitting at least ten books that don’t have somewhere on the cover bearing either Identity Crisis, Infinite Crisis, Year One, House of M, DeciMation, or Civil War logo. That’s too prevalent; especially for my liking.The Worst Movieof 2006

All of this stuff is so in my something-to-bitch-about wheelhouse; just in case you didn’t know. And yet, I don’t have the impetus to transcribe my feelings into words. It’s as if I have this feeling that I haven’t had since I took that Home Economics class back in seventh grade, which is the same one I have for the lame 80s parity, Totally Awesome. That feeling is one of the seven deadly sins that scared Billy Batson into becoming Captain Marvel all those years ago ““ Apathy.

Once I finally realized that I’ve turned apathetic toward the world of comic books (actually, the industry itself, to be specific), I went through my options and went with what would be best for everyone involved. It wasn’t an easy decision to make and it has been something that I’ve been wrestling with for a couple of months. But, I’ve decided that a break from writing about the subject would be probably the best thing that I could do.

But, dry those eyes; the end of this column doesn’t mean that I’ll be leaving this cyber plane any time in the near future. As time permits, I plan on still posting (albeit a little more frequently) on my official site and also on my page on MySpace. So, hopefully, you all can come by and say “Hi” when the urge strikes you.

So, to put a black ribbon on this closing ceremony, let me send some gratitude to the following people/groups/organizations/etc.:

To Mr. Kevin Smith ““ for sinking some of his vast fortune into a site that was a running gag in one of his movies just so schlubs like me can feel better about writing utter nonsense and have it treated like a respectable piece of quasi-journalism.

To Ryall ““ the one who “made” me. Seriously, thanks for giving me the initial opportunity to come here to the bastard offspring of the View Askewinverse and to still keep in touch even as he’s beginning his second stage of dominating the comic book landscape (which will still be denied until his master plan removes variant covers from the face of the Earth).

To Ming ““ for being rock solid and helping out whenever I asked a stupid question, which was more times than I care to remember.

To UncaScroogeMcD ““ for keeping the home fires burning with QSE. Keep the faith, man.

To the MPS/QSE board members (Ozchick, JJ, Fanny, JK, Zens, By-Tor, Robbo, TK, DbleA, Phit, Ratm, Bamms, RB, Jason B, and the gang) ““ thanks for welcoming me in without too many reservations and for allowing me to hang out on the best board on the Internets.

To all of the pros (like Keith Giffen, Ross Ritchie from Boom Studios, Larry Young from AiT/Planet Lar, Wes Molebash, Steve Rolston, Chris Pitzer from AdHouse Books) that I’ve met through this column ““ thanks for the free merch and for the words of encouragement.

To my lifers, Eddie C and Chet K ““ thanks for hanging in there when no one else did. I’ll always remember that.

To the readers of Preachin’ from the Longbox ““ words can’t totally express the gratefulness that I have for each and everyone of y’all out there in the sea of the Net so I won’t even try other than say, “Thanks”.

Finally, to my wife, Teresa, and my two kids, Brady and Chloe – being in my corner during this two-year, non-paying, stay-up-real-late-at-night run at being a pontificator of all things comics for a pop-culture website. Sure, it wasn’t all that easy. But not one of you voiced your complaints. Well, at least not about this stuff. I’ll make it up to you all. Promise.

So, with all that being said, it’s time to close up shop and bid adieu for now. With a heavy sigh, here, for the last time at this residence, are my parting words:

Don’t forget to keep your bags and boards together and your continuity straight.

Hope to see you around,

-britt

Nocturnal Admissions: Movie Review, The Departed, Part 3

Filed under: Columns,Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:18 am
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I’ve probably said all I must say about The Departed, and should move on to Marie Antoinette, The Prestige, or Running with Scissors, but I happened to see the film again, at a terrific theater in Vancouver, Washington, called Cinetopia, and it inspired some further thoughts about the film. And also it’s a Martin Scorsese movie, AKA, one by “our “greatest living director,” which merits as much comment as possible. But I’ve been surprised at how cool my enthusiasm for the film has turned, and I’ve been intrigued by anti-Scorsese backlash articles, such as Tom Scocca’s in the New York Observer (not on line for free, but page 8 of the October 9 issue), in which he asserts that Scorsese is not really the grand old man of movies but rather more a master of scenes rather than the whole, and at David Bordwell’s blog and the response at Jim Emerson’s site. Bordwell maintains that The Departed is sloppily edited – and bear in mind that Scorsese started out as an editor. But all this commentary and a second viewing got me to thinking about it again, and that led to a series of unrelated observations. [By the way, the “errors” of continuity that Bordwell points out – a dancing desert, an appearing and disappearing can of beer – are on second viewing not errors at all. ]

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  • Where does the title come from? There is a small card among the flora on Billy Costigan’s mother’s catafalque, saying “Heaven Holds the Faithful Departed.” The card is from Costello. I’m guessing that the title refers to how the dead hover over us and guide our present. But in general this movie is death obsessed, much more so than Infernal Affairs, wrongly accused by everyone from Ballhaus to the Nation‘s Stuart Klawans, who obviously hasn’t see it, of being crude, non-stop violence. That movie was about identity. This one is about playing parts. But in the face of death. I accused it originally of going “a body too far” in its climax, but that actually just a measure of Scorsese’s morbidity. The most famous exchange in the film is a guy saying to Costello that his mother is “on her way out,” with Costello replying, “We all are. Act accordingly.” Costello’s behaviour in the face of death is to act like a hedonistic nut.
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  • This is the gayest Scorsese film since Raging Bull. There are numerous gay subtext and sub-themes in the film, but the most obvious concerns the snazzily dressed Sullivan’s homophobia – impotence. He calls the members of the Boston firemen rugby team homos, can’t get it up with Madolyn Madden (why does Vera Farmiga almost always play characters with alliterative names: she was also Jocelyne Jordan in The Manchurian Candidate), and resents being mistaken for gay by the guy selling him a condo.
  • It may be that Sullivan is more interested in power than sex. I didn’t really follow why he was always looking at the gold Boston state house dome so covetously. But I read in a blog somewhere that it’s a measure of his ambition. Why stop at being a cop? Why not go all the way? DA (he’s taking night classes in law)? State senator? Governor? This aspect of his character isn’t fully fleshed out, however.
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  • The first time I saw the film I was a little irked that they had condensed the two women in Infernal Affairs into one. Then, after the film opened, I read in Variety that to the surprise of Warner Bros., the film was tracking very well with women viewers. At that point I realized that this was probably a cunning move on the part of Scorsese and Monahan. What woman could resist identifying with a character who had both Leonardo DiCaprio and Matt Damon fighting over her?
  • I’m baffled as to why Vera Farmiga has received such a drubbing from the reviewers. On one level she looks cute and professional in her three piece suit; at the other end of the scale, she does things with her part that I don’t feel like I’ve seen before, behavioral choices that seem fresh and original, the way Brando’s approach did in the 1950s. She veers from sternly professional and vulnerable, grappling with the differing pulls of honesty and the necessity to lie, which is one of the themes of the film. I feel that she is being terribly underrated.
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  • This time around I noticed the red-lettered book Violence in the Streets on the shelf behind Madolyn’s desk. Should I be impressed with the attention to detail or dismayed at the obviousness (and blankness) of that plant?
  • Nicholson’s Costello is in the tradition of Scorsese characters who don’t communicate well. Think of the incoherent diner chats in  Taxi Driver, or the misunderstandings in  Mean Streets. No one ever really seems to understand what others are saying, and Costello confuses his auditors, who grow to think he is crazy.
  • I’ve read that Scorsese had to be convinced to make this movie, as he has so many others in the past. Plus, he reportedly hasn’t seen the source film. And the film is set in Boston rather than New York, and concerns Irish gangsters instead of Italians. Do these elements account for the patina of frostiness and lack of invention in the film?
  • The graveside scene at the end of the film is obviously influenced by a similar scene in The Third Man, which is a devastating judgment on a mediocre “good” man who has brought down a charismatic bad man. Costigan’s remark that his hand is steady no matter how tense he may be within is clearly influenced by a key moment in  The Godfather.
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  • The Departed is on the road to being Scorsese’s most popular film. Isn’t the reason obvious? It is chock full of stars whom people want to see, and the visual technique doesn’t get in the way of the story. It’s just stylish enough. With this film Scorsese has made almost half as many films with DiCaprio (three) as he did with the other “D,” De Niro (eight). You’d think that the younger actor would invigorate his films, but instead these newer films feel stuffed and embalmed, like the late films of Ford and Hitchcock. Still, the presence of DiCaprio brings audiences to see his films.All that being said, I still like The Departed.
  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 10/23/2006

    Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:10 am
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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • Want to hear Peter Gabriel sing like a Muppet? Sure you do… (Thingamabob)
    • OK, so I guess skateboarding and lightning don’t mix? (Thingamabob)
    • The golden age of YouTube as an almost Raiders-like warehouse of rare and obscure clips may be coming to an end, so grab what you can before it’s gone. (Thingamabob)
    • Here’s Michael J. Fox… And here’s hoping people think about what he’s saying. (Thingamabob)

    Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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    October 21, 2006

    Scrubs Blog: A Guided Tour

    Filed under: Production Blogs,Scrubs Blog — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:05 am
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    VIDEO BLOG #61 & #62: “A Guided Tour: Parts 1 & 2” ““
    The long-promised tour of the first floor of Sacred Heart Hospital has arrived! Your hosts for this tour are Production Designer Cabot McMullen & Art Director Susan Bolles, plus some guy named Rob Maschio (who we hear has a role on the show)…

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    Download Scrubs Video Blog #61:

    • Large (560 x 420 – QuickTime – 105 MB)
    • Small (320 x 240 – QuickTime – 45.6 MB)

    Download Scrubs Video Blog #62:

    • Large (560 x 420 – QuickTime – 103 MB)
    • Small (320 x 240 – QuickTime – 44 MB)

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    October 20, 2006

    Game On! 10-21-2006

    Filed under: Game On! — admin @ 11:22 pm

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    Hey there, friends! Long time, no see, eh? Sorry about the delay in columns over the past two weeks, but sadly, my interview with Jason Mewes for the SCARFACE game fell through. To top it all off, I still haven’t even received a reviewable copy of the game yet. Still, I have some stuff for you this week, including a couple of handheld titles. Let’s check “˜em out”¦

    HAVE GUN SHOWDOWN, WILL TRAVEL

    GUNPSP.jpgOne of my favorite games from last year finally gets the handheld treatment this year with GUN SHOWDOWN hitting the PSP. Taking the core gameplay and spicing things up a bit with mini games and wireless multiplayer, the developers attempt to breathe new life into what is normally a short title, as well as expanding on the story in the main missions for fans of the original to have something fresh to play.

    Sadly, control will keep most of those fans away. Due to the PSP’s constant thorn-in-side of it’s lack of a second analog stick, control is done with the analog stick for movement, and the face buttons for aiming and camera. The d-pad acts as an alternate set of buttons, used for quick draw, mounting horses, refilling health and the like. Aiming is now more of a chore due to this, and it seems that the targeting reticule is actually much less forgiving than the home console version (wherein you could just get part of your enemy lined up in the sights and still be able to take them out). Here, you must be more precise, and it’s difficult to achieve good shots thanks to the clunky button aiming.

    Also, due to the lack of buttons, some have dual features depending on if you press or hold the button down. Numerous times I’ve been riding through the canyons, trying to spur my horse on, only to just make him jump, making chases exasperating. And riding while shooting? Forget about it. Your thumbs will scream in anger.

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    It’s not all bad, however. The graphics actually do a remarkable job of capturing the look of the console big brother, and the audio work is top notch. There’s actually a few new story missions, taken out of the home version (though I’m not sure why) to keep the play time up (and to fill time with some sections removed from the game, like the cannon sequence on the ferryboat at the beginning). There’s even a selection of mini games outside the main game, such as quail hunting or Texas Hold “˜Em.The multiplayer aspect is admirable, but only for those who really want to fiddle with the awkward button aiming for deathmatches. Still, for those that dare to venture, it’s still a good bit of fun, and that’s what really matters, right?

    For me, though, the main reason to play is the extra story stuff. I was a big fan of the original game on the home console, and the story is one of its strongest points. Thankfully, the original voice cast (including Tom Jane as hero Colton White) all return for the game, even in the new sequences. Beyond that, though, if you’ve already played the game, there’s not a whole lot new here to warrant another purchase for the handheld version. The graphics are sharp and the story is good, but the controls will drive most fans away, much as most shooters do for this console. It worked for GOLDENEYE on N64, but nowadays, most gamers won’t put up with it anymore.

    One Gamer’s Opinion:

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    WHAT A BOMB

    bombaz.jpgOkay, by now, I’m sure many of you have read about BOMBERMAN ACT: ZERO and how MOST fans of the series are angered by it. How the game’s style has been changed, taking away the cute cartoon character and setting him in a futuristic cyber inspired setting and removing most of the advances the multiplayer games have made. And I can understand that. And while the game does have its faults (for some, there are many) it does have at least one thing going for it: good multiplayer.

    But, let’s go over the list of faults first. Fault number one: in the single player game, there is no save system. At all. None. There are 99 levels in the single player game. If you die in level 98, you’ll have to start all over again at the beginning. That sucks.

    Fault number two: many of the game’s better power-ups (such as the Glove and the Boot) are gone. You can’t kick bombs away and you can’t pick them up and throw them. Sure there is block-through and bomb-through, allowing you to pass through the dangers unharmed, but the removal of those first two power-ups seems like a step backwards.

    Fault number three: the futuristic setting is just lame. Bomberman is a cute little dude with a helmet who just happens to plant deadly bombs in a puzzle room. He is not some cyborg in a prison doomed to fight his way to a dystopian surface world.

    Fault number four: and this is the most glaring fault-there is NO SINGLE CONSOLE MULTIPLAYER. For a game that ids widely known as a party game, this is inexcusable. Sure, there’s multiplayer on Xbox Live, but what about actually, I don’t know, having friends over and playing? Are they that afraid of human contact nowadays?

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    Beyond these four things, the game is actually kind of enjoyable in a weird way. There’re the single player missions, which I mentioned, but there’s actually a good bit of strategy needed to continue on. With single player you can choose to play it in standard traditional top down mode, or a new (and challenging, but honestly unneeded) mode called FPB (which I can only assume stands for First Person Bomberman). Here the camera is positioned behind BM’s shoulder and you can swing the camera around to see your surroundings and those around you bombing like mad. One saving grace for this mode is the health bar, since one hit kills in this mode would just make games cheap and annoying.The multiplayer is the game’s strongest point and the only argument for owning the title, however. With a good deal of options for making room (pressure blocks falling after a timer counts down, FPB mode, battle royal, etc) it’s the best and most fun way to play the game. Again, why there’s no version of this for single console multiplayer play is beyond me (sure, I guess FPB mode wouldn’t work on one console unless you did split screen”¦but hey, why not that?). What’s found on Xbox Live (that is, if you can find someone who actually owns this game) however is still what makes BOMBERMAN great: good multiplayer action full of surprises and strategy.

    Fans of the series are understandably disappointed with this release. However, past the cosmetic changes and a ridiculous no save feature, there still is a little bit to enjoy. Whether or not it’s for you is up to you to decide.

    One Gamer’s Opinion:

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    QUICKSHOT OF THE WEEK

    contact.jpgDS fans are starting to get a good deal more RPGs for the system, and old school genre fans will have something to enjoy this week once CONTACT is released. With a style reminiscent of EARTHBOUND for NES, the game takes a leisurely pace through islands and worlds as you help guide a boy in his quest to get a scientist back to the future (among other oddball revelations). The player actually plays an active role in the story too, even so far as being addressed outside of the main game, breaking the fourth wall between gamer and game, making the title essentially about three characters: the boy, the scientist and you. Combat is a unique hybrid between turn based and real time that includes steady attacks and real time movement and even includes mid-fight leveling. It’s a interesting title to be sure, and one that old school RPG fans should really check out.

    One Gamer’s Opinion:

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    CRAPTACULAR GAME OF THE WEEK

    rengokuII.jpgSadly, the same cannot be said for RENGOKU II: STAIRWAY TO H.E.A.V.E.N. on PSP. Usually most sequels, especially ones in which the original did not do well, try to improve on the ideas and gameplay styles of the original. Not this one. Everything is the same, from the clunky control, to the horribly ugly randomized backgrounds. For those not familiar with the original (and count yourselves lucky) you are a battle cyborg trapped in a tower who must fight other creations like you. When you win, you obtain their weapons, which you attach to either your arms, head or back to augment your fighting powers. Each room and level of the game is completely randomly generated, making multiple playthroughs the aim. Sadly, when each background looks as dull and crummy as this, it doesn’t matter that they’re randomized. The combat is also horrible, with sloppy lock on and just bad tiny animations. I gave the first game a chance, but this one, which should have at least improved something in someway, is just more of the same crap.

    One Gamer’s Opinion:

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    Well, on that note, we bring this week’s column to an end. Next week, we have some big time releases, just in time for the holiday rush, including BULLY, SPLINTER CELL: DOUBLE AGENT, GOD HAND and maybe, just maybe, SCARFACE. “˜Til then, gamers”¦

     

    THE GAME ON! RATING SYSTEM

     

     

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    Kick-Ass, Right On, Okay, Eh, and Stinker (or Craptacular)

     

    Comics in Context #151: The New Old Masters

    Filed under: Columns,Comics in Context — admin @ 8:30 pm
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    cic2006-10-20.jpgHas the fine art world’s growing interest in comics and cartoons achieved critical mass? If not quite yet, it is certainly rapidly getting closer, as evidenced by the surprising number of shows devoted to comic and cartoon art this fall in New York City, the capital of the American art world, and its vicinity.

    At the top of the list is the large traveling exhibition “Masters of American Comics,” which is a collection of mini-retrospectives for fifteen cartoonists whose careers together span the history of the artform in the Twentieth Century and into the Twenty-First: Winsor McCay (Little Nemo in Slumberland), Lyonel Feininger (The Kin-der-Kids), George Herriman (Krazy Kat), E. C. Segar (Thimble Theatre Starring Popeye), Frank King (Gasoline Alley), Chester Gould (Dick Tracy), Milton Caniff (Terry and the Pirates), Charles Schulz (Peanuts), Will Eisner (The Spirit), Jack Kirby (Fantastic Four), Harvey Kurtzman (MAD), Robert Crumb (Mr. Natural), Art Spiegelman (Maus), Gary Panter (Jimbo) and Chris Ware (Jimmy Corrigan).

    Curated by art scholar John Carlin and comic strip historian Brian Walker (see “Comics in Context” #66 and 71), the “Masters” show debuted last year in Los Angeles, where it was divided between the Hammer Museum and the Museum of Contemporary Art. The exhibition moved to the Milwaukee Art Museum before arriving in the New York City area, split between the Jewish Museum, several blocks up the street from the Metropolitan Museum of Art, and the Newark Museum in New Jersey.

    Yale University Press has published the handsomely designed catalogue for the show, which not only includes reproductions of the artwork and a lengthy treatise by co-curator Carlin, but also features a commendable assortment of essays about the individual Masters by a wide array of non-academics, including jazz critic Stanley Crouch on Herriman, cartoonist (and screenwriter for the 1980 live action Popeye movie) Jules Feiffer, journalist Pete Hamill on Caniff, Mutts creator Patrick McDonnell on Schulz, Village Voice film critic J. Hoberman on Kurtzman, Simpsons creator Matt Groening on Panter, and novelist Dave Eggers on Ware.

    Regular readers of this column will recall my report on the “Masters of American Comics” panel held at this year’s San Diego Comic Con (see “Comics in Context” #145).

    And there’s lots more. Accompanying the “Masters” show at the Jewish Museum is “Superheroes: Good and Evil in American Comics,” an exhibit of original artwork from superhero comics of the “Golden Age” of the 1940s, curated by one of that period’s leading figures, Jerry Robinson (see “Comics in Context” #141). Like the “Masters” show at both museums, “Superheroes” will run through January 29, 2007.

    The “Masters” show has inspired controversy since all of the cartoonists selected for this honor are male. But this fall New York City hosted two exhibits of work by female cartoonists. The Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art has staged “She Drew Comics: 100 Years of Women Cartoonists,” curated by Trina Robbins, which continues into early November. The Adam Baumgold Gallery on 74 W. 79th St. just closed its fall show, “Telling Tales: Contemporary Women Cartoonists” (curated by Dan Nadel and including works by Roz Chast, Phoebe Gloeckner, Aline Kominsky-Crumb, and others), which followed its late summer show, “Jules Feiffer: The Strips, 1960-2000.”

    Aside from the African-American George Herriman, all of the cartoonists in the “Masters” show are white, but “African Comics“ opens at the Studio Museum in Harlem on November 15 and runs through March 18, 2007.

    Until October 21 the Society of Illustrators is running a thirtieth anniversary retrospective of comics published by Fantagraphics (including works by Daniel Clowes, Frank Frazetta, Bill Griffith, Jaime Hernandez, Stan Sakai, and Chris Ware) at its Museum of American Illustration in midtown Manhattan.

    Even the United Nations has turned its attention to cartoon art. Thanks to the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art getting me in, on Monday, October 16, I attended “Cartooning for Peace,” a day-long series of seminars with political cartoonists from around the world serving as panelists. The introductory speech was made by the Secretary-General himself, Kofi Annan, whom I would previously have considered the least likely person to turn up at an event I covered in my column. (How much more evidence do you need for a cultural shift in attitudes towards cartoon art?) “Cartooning for Peace” is also the name of an exhibit of political cartoons by these artists that is currently being held in the United Nations’ Visitors’ Lobby before embarking on a world tour. (You can also see these cartoons at www.cartooningforpeace.org.)

    It may be coincidental that so many exhibits on cartoon art are being held at once in New York City. But this isn’t simply a phenomenon restricted to the fall of 2006. Last winter the Museum of Modern Art staged its exhibition of Pixar animation art (see “Comics in Context” #120) and the Pratt Manhattan Gallery featured “Speak: Nine Cartoonists” featuring work by Crumb, Spiegelman, Ware and others, even including Gasoline Alley‘s Frank King (see “Comics in Context” #122). This year on December 1 the Morgan Library and Museum opens “Saul Steinberg: Illuminations“, featuring the work of the late New Yorker artist whose drawings can be classified as either illustrations or cartoons; this exhibit closes on March 4, 2007. The Baumgold Gallery will also be opening a Steinberg show. On the day that the Morgan’s Steinberg show closes, the Museum of Modern Art will open “Comic Abstraction: Image Breaking, Image Making,” billed as an exhibit of work by artists who utilize the “visual language of comics”. (Whether MoMA will deign to display work by actual professional comics artists in this show, I do not yet know.)

    It’s not just New York City that has caught comics fever. On November 2, “Cartoon America: Highlights from the Art Wood Collection of Cartoon and Caricature“ opens in the great hall of the Thomas Jefferson Building of the Library of Congress in Washington D. C.. The Library recently acquired this collection, which includes works by Feiffer, Feininger, Herblock, Herriman, King, McCay, Schulz, Steinberg, and James Thurber, as well as animation art from Disney classics including Fantasia (1940), and arrays them alongside work by Honore Daumier, the 19th century French illustrator and caricaturist who has long been accepted into the pantheon of fine art.

    Back in New York City, the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art will stage its own exhibit of animation art, “Saturday Morning Cartoons,” opening on November 18 of this year. And this seems the appropriate time and place to announce that I will be co-curating an exhibition on the career of Stan Lee that will open in February 2007 at the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art. Right now MoCCA is looking for people who are willing to help sponsor the show and collectors who would be willing to lend original artwork from 1960s Marvel comics for display. If any of you are interested, please contact me through the e-mail address for this column (comicsincontext@aol.com).

    But if a cartoon art exhibit falls in a forest, and The New York Times ignores it, did it make a sound? The Times reviewed the Pixar and “Speak” shows last winter, but it has so far ignored all of the fall shows except for “Masters,” which opened on September 15 at the two New York area museums but did not get reviewed by the Times until Friday, October 13. Still, it’s obvious that the Times Arts and Leisure department would put a higher priority on reviewing some of the other high profile art shows on more widely accepted subjects, such as “Cezanne to Picasso” at the Met and “Picasso and American Art” at the Whitney.

    And then there’s the problem of the geographical separation of the two halves of “Masters.” The show was divided between two museums in Los Angeles, but Southern California has a car culture; New York City doesn’t. New Yorkers like myself don’t have cars and rely on public transportation instead. It is difficult enough to persuade a Manhattanite to venture into the dreaded outer boroughs; mounting an expedition to Newark, New Jersey would be closer to inconceivable. (It is indeed a lengthy trip, though there are commuters who must do it every workday.) The exception would be going to the Newark Airport, one of the three airports in the metropolitan area; I’ve been to Newark Airport, but I can’t recall ever having been to Newark proper before. Besides, New Yorkers tend to regard Newark, and New Jersey in general, as uncool. (I’ve spent time in some picturesque sections of the state; then again, I’ve also traveled through industrial areas of New Jersey which Peter Jackson could have used for Mordor.) So I suppose that means that a Manhattanite would be more likely to go to Newark Airport in order to fly to London than he would to go to Newark in order to visit, well, Newark.

    I’m not just kidding about New Yorkers’ reluctance to visit the Garden State. It even seems that one of the reasons that Art Spiegelman, who helped organize “Masters,” withdrew his own work from the show was that he believed that New Yorkers wouldn’t expend the time and trouble to travel all the way out to Newark to see the first half of the show.

    So I can understand that it might take the Times a while to send one of its art critics to museums in two separate cities to cover the same show.

    But the Times review was well worth the wait. It was the paper’s lead art critic, Michael Kimmelman, who reviewed the exhibition, and he declared that “”˜Masters of American Comics’ is a landmark and a pleasure. For many people, I suspect, it will be a revelation too.” (Oct. 13, 2006). It clearly was a revelation to him. Kimmelman was also wise enough to recognize his own limitations in exploring a form of art he wasn’t knowledgeable about and to bring along an expert to guide him: Spiegelman himself played Virgil to Kimmelman’s Dante as they descended into (gasp!) Newark.

    If you follow the link to Kimmelman’s review, you’ll also find the “slide show” of highlights from “Masters,” several of which I will discuss in the course of my own review. Strangely, the Times “slide show” offers two Eisners and two Kirbys, but no examples of work by Crumb, Herriman or Segar.

    I managed to decipher the mysteries of PATH trains and New Jersey Transit sufficiently well to make my own way to the Newark Museum, sans guide, to see the first portion of the “Masters” show: McCay through Schulz. The principal factor in determining how to divide the exhibition between two museums, whether in California or the New York area, seems to be chronological. Jack Kirby started in comics before World War II, but his best work began in the 1960s, so his work was in the Jewish Museum. “Masters” featured some of Chester Gould’s late Dick Tracy strips from the 1960s, but Gould created Tracy in the 1930s and his great period began in the 1940s, so his work was in Newark.

    However, Will Eisner did The Spirit in the 1940s, before Charles Schulz’s creation of Peanuts in the 1950s, but “Masters” placed Schulz with the earlier cartoonists in Newark, while assigning Eisner among the later cartoonists at the Jewish Museum.

    Hence, the Newark portion of “Masters” dealt with the evolution of the American comic strip, from McCay to Schulz. The Jewish Museum’s portion of the exhibit instead chronicled the history of comic books, starting with not only Kirby’s Golden Age work for actual comic books, but also Eisner’s Spirit sections, which were effectively short comic books, for Sunday newspapers, and culminating with Chris Ware’s graphic novels.

    Of course “Masters” begins with Winsor McCay (1869-1934), who is generally regarded as the first genius of both the comics artform and animation. The Newark Museum’s introductory wall text for the McCay section (written by John Carlin?) asserted that “Winsor McCay did for comics what D. W. Griffith did for movies and Louis Armstrong did for music: he transformed mechanical reproduction into a creative medium for self-expression.” The comparison with D. W. Griffith works for me, since Griffith is universally acknowledged as film’s first creative auteur. I’m not so sure about the reference to Armstrong. Did the wall text’s writer meant to imply that McCay, Griffith, and Armstrong were each the first in his medium to create great works of personal expression? Is that true about sound recordings? What about, say, Enrico Caruso?

    Kimmelman interrupts his own discussion of McCay in his review to ask, “Did I mention that Mr. McCay, in his ultra-finicky way, drew like a dream?” That’s a felicitous phrase, since dreams were McCay’s primary subjects: the fantasy worlds dreamed by the title character of Little Nemo in Slumberland and the proto-Twilight Zone nightmares that overtake the hapless sleeping adults in Dream of the Rarebit Fiend. But Kimmelman is pointing out to the reader that McCay was a master of the craft of realistic illustration. McCay’s prowess in delineating reality in naturalistic detail makes the fantastic elements of his strips look real.

    Hence I find it somewhat misleading for Carlin to state in the Masters of American Comics book that “though most Americans were not fully aware of modern art until the Armory Show in 1916″–and actually, I expect that the majority of Americans in 1916 paid no more attention to cutting edge art then than they do today–“they had already seen the essence of modernism in McCay’s comics without knowing it. McCay utilized many of the hallmarks of modernism–figures in motion, twentieth-century machines, and urban architecture–in much the same way as later Cubist and Futurist painters.” But from Cezanne onward, the early figures in the history of modern art were veering away from naturalism, distorting the reality they depicted. McCay’s illustrative realism and his mission to make the fantastic look naturalistic clearly stands at an opposite pole from, say, Picasso’s efforts to deconstruct reality through Cubism. Strictly defined, abstraction does not depict reality at all, yet however much they may metamorphose in his work, McCay was drawing real people and things–and fantastic people and things as if they were just as real. Even in a page included in the show (Feb. 2, 1908), in which McCay impossibly stretches the heads and bodies of Nemo and his companions into fun-house mirror reflections of themselves, McCay is still working from a foundation in reality: what the human figure actually looks like.

    McCay’s work is “abstract” only in the sense that, as the examples in the exhibition show, he paid strong attention to shapes and other design elements in constructing his work. Hence, in a Dream of the Rarebit Fiend page (Sunday, Feb. 9, 1913) that is excerpted on the web page with Kimmelman’s review, the dreamer, a man in formal wear, is running along the street when suddenly, in panel 2, the street curves upward both at the left and the right, distorting the shapes of the tall buildings rising from the street. The dreamer runs like a mouse on an exercise wheel, as the curved street recedes from one panel to the next, until it becomes a multicolored circle, reminiscent of what one might see through a kaleidoscope.

    Similarly, consider the Little Nemo in Slumberland page (Sunday, Dec. 3, 1905) that is included in the Times slide show. The topmost panel not only includes Morpheus, the King of Slumberland (looking quite different than in Neil Gaiman’s Sandman), but also introduces this page’s circular motif in the form of the moon with a face. But this isn’t a benign Man in the Moon but instead looks vaguely sinister.

    The next tier consists of four panels of equal size, the first showing the boy Nemo sleeping in bed. The conventional look of these panels denotes the mundane nature of Nemo’s reality in contrast with the dreamworld. However, these four panels actually show Nemo’s transition from reality into the dreamworld, as his bed rises from the floor and drifts into the night sky.

    Such step-by-step changes from panel to panel must be what Kimmelman meant when he wrote that McCay’s work “married something of [Eadweard] Muybridge’s stop-action photography with Lewis Carroll.” This four-panel segment also exemplifies the Newark Museum’s wall text’s statement that McCay’s “successive action sequences anticipated later experiments in film animation.”

    The large middle section of the page is divided into four panels in which the spherical moon, its mouth ominously agape, steadily grows closer and larger with each succeeding panel, while Nemo’s bed rocks about in the air and falls apart, leaving him helpless to escape the oncoming threat. This middle section of the page is dominated by an immense, circular drawing of the face/moon, enveloped within an oval, thus becoming a fifth panel. This becomes the centerpiece of the entire page, bringing the circle motif to its culmination. (I wonder if this sequence might have been inspired by the sequence of a moon with a face in Georges Melies’ famous 1902 short film A Trip to the Moon.)

    Nemo was shown in square panels in the first tier. In the next four panels, Nemo appeared in rectangular panels, which were invaded by the curvature of the central oval enclosing the moon; the page design thereby dramatizes how this seemingly threatening fantasy world is disrupting Nemo’s sense of reality. In the central oval, Nemo appears within the circle formed by the face/moon: he has been swallowed up by the fantasy world.

    Here the face/moon abruptly turns into a kind of stage set: the servant of Morpheus emerges from the moon’s mouth, as if it were the gateway to a castle, or the backdrop of a theatrical set, to invite Nemo to the king’s court.

    In the final tier of panels, the face/moon continues to grow, frightening Nemo, but it is now so large that its full size cannot be encompassed by an individual panel. The panels have returned to square shape, indicating that Nemo is making the transition back to reality, and in the final panel Nemo indeed wakes up from this latest of his nightmares.

    As the wall text asserts, “McCay brought an abstract formal dimension to comics, which added to the theatrical action that one sees through the panels. This technique allowed the page to be read both as a story told over time and a relation of design elements printed on a page.” This is true, and the use of the moon as backdrop in that central panel is evidence that McCay was alluding to theater. This seems to be a recurring motif in early strips: E. C. Segar created Popeye for a strip called Thimble Theatre.

    But in his review Kimmelman went further, maintaining that McCay’s comics panels “magically blended to make a collective cogent abstraction out of the page: the essence of comics art.” Here we run into trouble.

    As readers of Scott McCloud’s Understanding Comics know, the essence of comics is visual storytelling. Will Eisner renamed comics “sequential art”: the art of conveying a narrative through a sequence of pictures. Kevin Eastman named his comics museum (which is now unfortunately defunct) the Words and Pictures Museum; actual words aren’t necessary to comics, but a narrative is.

    In my writing and lecturing about comics, I deal with comics as literature, emphasizing the narrative, but I try to take care to show how visual imagery plays its part in expressing the themes and characterization. “Masters” goes in the opposite direction. In an online interview I have quoted in a previous installment, “Masters” Brian Walker explained that his fellow co-curator “John [Carlin] helped me understand in the beginning that, in this type of [museum] environment, you really have to search for examples of work that are the most visual – graphically powerful. . . . I’m probably a little more content-oriented, and he’s probably a little more form-oriented.” Walker said at the San Diego “Masters” panel that comics storytellers were not included in the show if they were not considered to be important visual innovators “in layouts or design.”

    This emphasis on visual design over visual storytelling isn’t a major problem in evaluating the work of McCay, whose narratives usually seem primarily to be pretexts for his visual experimentation.

    One of the themes of the “Masters” exhibition appears to be a metafictional approach to comics: comics that are about the comics medium, which draw attention to themselves as fictional constructs, and which draw attention to and play with the conventions of the form.

    For example, the show includes a noted example of McCay’s strip Little Sammy Sneeze, a series which, even more than Herriman’s Krazy Kat, sought to wring infinite variations out of a single basic gag: like Clark Kent in the October 5, 2006 episode of Smallville, aptly titled “Sneeze,” Sammy wreaks destruction whenever he unleashes one of his catastrophic nasal discharges. In this particular example (Sept. 24, 1905), Sammy is pictured within square panels with thick black borders. This time when Sammy sneezes, he shatters the panel borders, and in the last image in the sequence, he sits bewildered among the fragments of the broken borders.

    Similarly, in a Dream of the Rarebit Fiend from April 7, 1907, the dreamer finds himself increasingly covered by ink blots from the unseen cartoonist’s leaky pen.

    The McCay pieces in the exhibition were well chosen, and include examples from such celebrated Little Nemo sequences as “The Palace of Ice” and “Befuddle Hall,” with its vertiginous architecture. It was a particular pleasure to see exhibited here the original art for the Little Nemo Sunday page (Sept. 29, 1907) in which the title character and the Jungle Imp, both at giant size, clambers over Manhattan skyscrapers to arrive at the bank of the East River. Art Spiegelman included this particular installment in his book In the Shadow of No Towers (see “Comics in Context” #60), and since then, Neil Gaiman reprinted it in his 2006 short story collection Fragile Things.

    The “Masters” show also has the same page of Lyonel Feininger’s Kin-der-Kids, “The Kin-der-Kids Abroad: Triumphant Departure of the Kids in the Family Bathtub!!” (May 6, 1906), that Spiegelman ran in No Towers (see “Comics in Context” #59). But this isn’t the original art for the page. In fact, there are only a few examples of the show of Feininger’s original art for comics; most of what is on display are actual newspaper pages on which Feininger’s Sunday comics were printed.

    I was surprised to learn from the labels that these newspaper pages were lent to the “Masters” exhibition by the Museum of Modern Art, to which Julia Feininger had donated them. During its long history the Museum of Modern Art has mostly overlooked comics, but the Museum clearly made an exception here inasmuch as Feininger went on to become an important painter of the early 20th century.

    I presume that “Masters” used so many newspaper pages for the Feininger section because the original art for these strips was unavailable. These pages reminded me of a question raised by the Dahesh Museum’s show “Stories to Tell: Masterworks from the Kelly Collection of American Illustration” earlier this year (see “Comics in Context” #132). Since these illustrators specifically designed their work to be reproduced in magazines and books, it can be argued that the reproduction is the true artwork, and not the original drawing or painting. The same argument could be made about comics.

    Feininger only worked in comics for nine months in 1906 and 1907, creating two strips, The Kin-der-Kids and Wee Willie Winkie’s World. One of the pages with a Wee Willie Winkie strip on display was dated Sunday, September 23, 1906, and there I was at the Newark Museum on Saturday, September 23, 2006, looking at it exactly a century later.

    “Masters of American Comics” is such a large and important exhibition that I cannot hope to do it justice in a single week’s column, so I will continue my review of the show next week.

    LINKS IN THE GREAT CHAIN OF CYBERBEING
    In response to my memorial to the late Mark Gruenwald last week, Peter B. Gillis, once writer of such Marvel series as The Defenders, The Eternals (the unjustly forgotten 1980s revival), The Micronauts and Strikeforce Morituri, has created his own beautifully written an insightful tribute to Mark on his blog. Peter focuses on Mark as a visionary in his approach to Marvel’s fictional universe. If you look further down the section of his blog devoted to comics, you will also find Gillis’s homage to the late, great artist Alex Toth, whom he knew personally. There is also Gillis’s tribute to Charles Schulz, which takes the form of a story about what happened to the lead Peanuts characters when they became adults: it is everything that Dog Sees God, the recent off-Broadway play about the Peanuts characters as teenagers, should have been but wasn’t (see “Comics in Context” #120).

    But don’t just read the sections of Peter Gillis’s blog that are about comics. He also does incisive political commentary and even offers (very) short science fiction stories for your perusal. His blog is one of the smartest and richly, masterfully written blogs I’ve ever come across. Read it and you too will wonder why the comics industry was foolish enough to let him leave the field.

    Former Movie Poop Shoot contributor Scott Tipton has already done just what I have been advocating lately: a thematic analysis of Mark Gruenwald’s body comics stories apart from Squadron Supreme. You can find Tipton’s perceptive survey, titled “Because It’s Right: Ethics and the Work of Mark Gruenwald,” here.

    I’ve written approvingly twice about the Star Wars Fan Film Awards (see “Comics in Context” #5 and #142), so it should not surprise you that I also enjoyed the very similar “Green Screen Challenge” on Comedy Central’s The Colbert Report. In this case fans constructed CGI videos around footage of the noble Stephen Colbert demonstrating his prowess wielding a lightsaber in front of a green screen. Even George Lucas himself joined the competition, as we learned on the October 11, 2006 episode (to be rerun on October 25). But it was Bonnie Rose, a freelancer here at Quick Stop Entertainment, who triumphed, and I suggest you read her memoir of her experience.

    Finally, three cheers for Quick Stop’s Fred Hembeck, whose Cartoon Fred makes his long overdue and dependably amusing return to the pages of Marvel comics in the new Stan Lee Meets Spider-Man one-shot. It’s proof that exile from the House of Ideas need not last forever!

    Copyright 2006 Peter Sanderson

    Take Me Home Blog #13: Shingles and the American Dream

    Filed under: Production Blogs,Take Me Home Blog — UncaScroogeMcD @ 7:51 pm
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    takemehome2006-10-20samcat2.jpgI SHOULD HAVE SHINGLES BY NOW.
    With ten days until we shoot, I’d like to take this opportunity to give myself a little pat on the back. You see, ordinarily my body would be rejecting such stress, forcing me into the hospital with a number of rare ailments found only in lab rats. Once, as I think I mentioned in an earlier blog, I got shingles while laboring over a screenplay. But not this time. Why? Because I have decided to pretend making a movie is fun.

    MAKING A MOVIE IS FUN.
    Or at least it can be with the right psychotherapist. That is, with the right outlook on this process, you TOO can avoid both a mental and a physical collapse. Example: rather than worry about something as trivial as whether or not you have insurance to cover the $20,000 worth of rented equipment, focus instead on the fact that you’ve already cast your film! OR, rather than worry about how to operate a camera you’ve never held in your life, focus on the fact that your storyboards look very pretty! See? It’s all in how you approach filmmaking. I myself have chosen to approach it with a sparkling delusion.

    TO BOLDLY GO WHERE aww, who the hell am I kidding?
    The one drawback of boldly making a film on your own is that you have to be bold throughout. You can’t get halfway in and pass off the duties to a studio exec. How are you in the process? Have you planned your film? Called your crew? Polished your script, and etched your storyboards? Or are you losing boldness by the pound? If doubt is ever going to creep in, it’s going to happen now.

    FRAILTY, THY NAME IS FILMMAKER
    To share from my own experience, the night before we shot Advantage Hart, I had a minor breakdown (and I say “minor” only to shield my feminine side). We were $6000 over budget for all of our equipment rentals, and facing the likelihood of shutting the picture down. Kate Bosworth and the rest of our talented cast had just left my house after an awkward rehearsal, and my co-writer/co-producer Mike Hobert and I were trying to make sense of our gluttonous budget. With our director Seibenick, our cinematographer Terrence Hayes, Mike and I all huddled in our make-shift office, I remember the idea of calling all 100 people involved to tell them the movie wasn’t happening. Have you ever gone into the dentist’s office for x-rays and they drape that thick, heavy bib over your chest? That’s what it felt like. I’m not ashamed to admit, I think I shed a few tears. “Just tell me we’re going to make a great film.”

    The next morning Mike and I called all of the rental houses and told them we couldn’t pay the price they were asking. In three hours we shaved that $6000 off our budget.

    AS AMERICAN AS APPLE PIE*
    What could be more American than filmmaking? Hollywood gets thrashed by the media for having corrupted our culture, but I think that’s unfounded. Filmmaking is about entrepeneurship; our fervent belief that we can make something out of absolutely nothing. We can make a sound stage look like a space station. We can make Orlando Bloom a Kentuckian. Even more, we can rise out of our social class. We can dream the impossible dream. Against enormous odds. With nothing but a few tools, a singular idea, and the will to see it through.

    *(Apple pie, by the way, is not American. It was invented in medieval times in europe and the recipes were brought over during colonialism. The fact that we’ve stolen and claimed it as our own simply makes it MORE American, doesn’t it?! Like that time we took that land from the Indians. What was that called? Oh yeah: “AMERICA”!!)

    ONWARD!!!
    So run out now and continue this bold pursuit. You have the American Dream to uphold, you see?! And if you have to steal locations… remember apple pie. If you have to steal dialogue from another film… remember apple pie. Should you find yourself in a make-shift office surrounded by your friends, shedding a tear for your dwindling aspirations, remember the soldiers of WWII who, when asked by reporters why they were going to war, often responded: “For mother and apple pie!!!”

    EPILOGUE
    On Sunday, Seibenick, Mike and I are getting together to whip up a film. In one day. Running around Los Angeles. By Monday, we’ll have a finished short. Possibly two. Just like we often did in highschool, when filmmaking was just a couple of kids pretending. Before it became something impractical: a math equation. A headache. When it was still a dream.

    -Sam Jaeger

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    Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #18: Flyover States

    Filed under: Ken P.D. Snydecast — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:33 am

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    Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

    Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

    Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

    VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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    KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #18: Flyover States – [adult swim]’s Dana Snyder and Ken Plume’s weekly chat podcast returns with a special guest, as Dana is trapped in the midwest with his good buddy Chip Duford in this special 2-part episode.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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    Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 10/20/2006

    Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:30 am
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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • Comedy impresarios Kasper-Hauser have a weekly podcast. Check it out. Now. (Thingamabob)
    • Take a tour of Jay Leno’s garage, and contemplate just how many vehicles one man can own? (Thingamabob)
    • Now THIS is how to time a jump just right (Thingamabob)
    • Before Jay Ward produced the adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle, he produced the very first cartoon for the boob tube, Crusader Rabbit. (Thingamabob)
    • Patrick Owsley produces the kind of art I’d like to hang on my wall… (Thingamabob)

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    Addicted To Bad: No, Joe!

    Filed under: Addicted to Bad,Columns — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:23 am

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    Let me see if I’ve got this straight: GI Joe is an elite military task force tasked with stopping COBRA, a nefarious terrorist organization who spend all their time attacking GI Joe. Viewed from this perspective, this is completely, inexplicably irrational, making it perhaps the most brilliant satire of military history ever to appear on sPoster1yndicated TV, save for “Charles in Charge.” More likely, though, is that the whole thing is just an elaborate ruse by the armed forces aimed at keeping their most inept recruits busy with their most incompetent foe while the grown-ups get on with the real work of defending the country. That would go a long way to explaining their piss-poor marksmanship, not to mention how William “The Refrigerator” Perry wound up in their ranks.

    Still, to their credit, the Joes clearly embrace their diversity. Anyone can be a Joe, provided he isn’t like anyone else on the squad. The practical upshot of this is that they only have one guy capable of doing each job: One pilot, one gunner, one… ninja. (If I ran the military, every battalion would have at least one ninja.) The One Guy Policy either incredibly efficient and optimistic, or the stupidest strategy ever. COBRA may have been inept and ass-backwards, but at least they had a little built-in redundancy. Not to mention really cool headgear. And a floating fortress of death! For a group with no discernible goals or income, they do all right for themselves. Yep, if it weren’t for the whole yelling-their-name-when-they-attack thing, I would totally join COBRA.

    At least I would have before GI JOE: THE MOVIE, when we found out that COBRA were really just a front for Cobra-la, an ancient snake cult that lives in the Himalayas. Which makes about as much sense as a bunch of Saharan tribesmen worshipping polar bears, but whatever. Yes, to recap, COBRA, the feared international terrorist army, are being secretly manipulated by an ancient race of reptilians who live in one of the coldest climates on earth. It makes so much sense that I think we should demand that the government send ridiculously expensive expeditions into northern India just to ensure that there aren’t any snake cults lurking there.

    Apparently the cultists decided that the mid-80s was finally the right time to emerge from the mountains, perhaps because their outfits had finally come back into fashion. More likely, however, they were looking to turn the human race into drooling, mindless animals, and they figured that “Battle of the Network Stars” had already done most of the work for them. To finish off the other half, they needed to seize control of the transmitter for (and BETthis is true) something called BET, which GI Joe is testing out at the start of the film. How exactly Black Entertainment Television figures into world domination is never made explicitly clear, but it’s a safe bet that it involves the mobilization of several hundred Wayanses and possibly a WHITE GIRLS sequel.

    Apparently, with the aid of BET, the Cobra-lalians will release spores into the atmosphere. Fortunately for us, since they’re using the COBRA army, we know there’s little chance they will succeed. Unfortunately for us, the Army let GI Joe guard the BET thing, which means there’s a good chance that it will get captured. Apparently for the Joes, guarding a priceless piece of equipment means one or two guys, tops. Maybe if they let themselves have, I don’t know, more than one MP or something. Hell, he doesn’t even have to be a full-timer. Get yourselves a temp, guys, and save on the benefits.

    Instead, they task Duke’s mildly retarded brother Falcon with watching the transmitter, which he promptly screws up by bringing an in-disguise COBRA operative in to show it off. Maybe I’m out of touch, but are women really that turned on by giant military vehicles tGo Joehese days? Somebody needs to tell Falcon about tequila shooters. They’re easier to get your hands on, and that way it’s two people at most who are likely to end up brain damaged, not the entire human race. But we all know how little brothers are…

    So the BET thing gets stolen, and one of the COBRA bigwigs escapes from the brig, all because Duke was too busy to take his little brother out and get him laid. Sad, really. So what happens to the little runt for crippling the war effort and possibly dooming the entire race to Death by Wayans? Military prison until he’s 80? A severe beating from his fellow Joes? No, he’s sent for more training, which probably should have happened before they let him guard priceless equipment.

    In the end, Falcon redeems himself by infiltrating the Cobra-la headquarters and shutting off BET, probably right before “Martin” came on, for which we should all be grateful. COBRA, it seems, will have to live without Sheneneh for one day more.

    Alas, the next day, Destro had digital cable installed, which not only had BET but also TV Land and three channels of MTV. I guess you can’t win ’em all.

    Weekend Shopping Guide 10/20/06: Under the Influence

    Filed under: Shopping Guides — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:35 am

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    While most know her from her role as Jerri Blank on Comedy Central’s cult hit Strangers With Candy – or her numerous guest appearances on David Letterman and Sex and the City – friends and family know Amy Sedaris as a hostess par excellence, famed for her parties and dinners, and her fantastic home-cooked cuisine. Seeing the simple act of entertaining guests as an art quickly atrophying in this fast-paced digital age, she’s crafted the ultimate guide to throwing your own shindigs – I Like You: Hospitality Under The Influence (Hachette Book Group, $27.99 SRP). Although written with the same wit and delightfully bent perspective that informs her comedy, the book should in no way be taken as a “joke cookbook” – it’s a legitimate presentation of party suggestions (leave marbles in your medicine chest to signal the telltale sound of a nosy guest), hints (like the fact that doing dishes after a party can be a cathartic exercise), recipes (I can’t wait to try her “Crosscut Stump Stew”), and crafts (plastic googly eyes make anything fun) sure to inspire even the most slothlike of hosts and hostesses to send off some invites, fill up the ice tub, fire up the oven, and lay out the welcome mat. An audiobook version read by Sedaris and featuring additional recipes is also available (Hachette, $29.99 SRP).

    After seeing the ads for Big Love (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$99.98 SRP) in the build-up to its premiere, I was completely nonplussed. Why would I want to watch a drama about an unconventional American family – members of a religious cult who believe in polygamy. Well, I tried to resist watching it, but it stars Bill Paxton as the patriarch of the Henrickson clan – which includes 3 wives (Jeanne Tripplehorn, Chloe Sevigny, & Ginnifer Goodwin) and a passel of kids – who owns a thriving home improvement center in suburban Salt Lake City. I did wind up watching the premiere, and like The Sopranos before it, found that instead of clichés, what I got instead was a nuanced drama filled with the kind of realistic human comedy that shows like Desperate Housewives try desperately to manufacture. And it’s got Bill Paxton. The 5-disc box set contains all 12 first season episodes, plus a pair of audio commentaries and a behind-the-scenes look at the credit sequence.

    Of all the regional children’s presenters who rose to national prominence in the 50’s & 60’s, once of the most beloved – and delightfully anarchic – was Soupy Sales. From the originator of the infamous “take a dollar out of your parents wallet and send it in” gag to the endless pie fights, Soupy was a true TV legend. Thankfully, his hijinks have wound their way to DVD via a pair of releases – the 3-disc The Soupy Sales Collection: The Whole Gang Is Here (Morada Vision, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) and Soupy Sales: In Living Black & White (Morada Vision, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP). The former contains Sales’ later color work, which was aimed towards adults, while the Black & White disc features the classic kiddie shows that marked a generation of kids.

    As Kevin Costner has his Dances With Wolves, Warren Beatty also has a masterpiece of a film on his résumé – and that film is Reds (Paramount, Rated PG, DVD-$19.99 SRP). Based on a true story, Beatty stars as the American communist, journalist, and activist John Reed, whose love affair with writer/feminist Louise Bryant (Diane Keaton) plays out as the titanic events of the Russian Revolution unfold around them. It’s an incredibly epic tale, and much-deserving of this 2-disc 25th anniversary edition, featuring 7 in-depth featurettes charting the making-of the film, as well as the events that inspired it.

    If the first season of Wonder Showzen was a surreal experiment that somehow worked comedically, the second season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$26.99 SRP) was a confident, brutal, hilarious parody of those classic PBS kiddie shows that filled the youthful minds of the children of the 70’s and 80’s (I weep for the pop culture deficit of modern kids). The 2-disc set features all 8 episodes, plus a pair of commentaries, outtakes, and exclusive Beat Kids featurette, games & time wasters, and outtakes.

    Even though Eric has presented Donna with a ring, does that mean she’ll actually say yes? And will Jackie’s secret relationship with Hyde escape Kelso’s notice? Or is he too preoccupied with the idea of becoming a cop after the high school job fair? And can Fez find love at the DMV? Granted, if you watched the fifth season of That 70’s Show (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) when it aired, you know the answers to all these questions. The 4-disc set features all 25 episodes, plus promo spots, a 70’s flashback with Wilmer Valderrama and Danny Masterson, and a 5-minute retrospective of the season.

    The Master of Suspense returns with 39 more classic episodes in the 2nd season of Alfred Hitchcock Presents (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). The 5-discs are packed chock full of guest stars, including Vic Morrow, Rip Torn, Jessica Tandy, Hume Cronyn, and many more. Have a “Good evening…” indeed.

    If you want to support a pair of fantastic New Orleans charities – the Louisiana Children’s Museum & Habitat For Humanity’s Musician’s Village Project in New Orleans- and add some wonderful music to your collection, pick up New Orleans Playground & New Orleans Christmas (Putumayo World Music, $15.98 SRP each), a pair of discs featuring some legendary luminaries from the Crescent City, including Dr. John (whose take on “Row Row Your Boat” is memorable, to say the least), The Meters, Buckwheat Zydeco, Fats Domino, Clarence “Frogman” Henry, and many more.

    When the somewhat dim, disconnected president of the United States (Dennis Quaid) decides to reconnect with the public by getting involved in the live finale of the hugely popular network reality show American Dreamz (Universal, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.98 SRP). Imagine an even more tacky and wildly popular version of American Idol, where the finalists are an opportunistic middle American sweetheart (Mandy Moore) and a naïve, showtunes-loving young Arab boy – who just may inadvertently cause the night to completely derail in the most unwanted kind of fireworks you can imagine. The flick is actually a very sly satire (I’ll leave the interpretations up to you) and an enjoyable night in front of the TV. The DVD features an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and a pair of behind-the-scenes featurettes.

    Take an obscure Japanese game show from the early 90’s that placed teams of contestants in unbelievably awkward and dangerous stunts, dub over it with an incredibly funny commentary from your “hosts” Vic Romano and Kenny Blankenship (not to mention field marshal Captain Tanneal and sideline reporter Guy LaDouche) and you have the sublimely brilliant MXC: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (Magnolia, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP). This 2-disc set features all 13 first season episodes, plus select episode commentary, the original sales presentation for the show, a reel of the most painful eliminations, and even an episode of the show in its original Japanese form (known as Takeshi’s Castle).

    In terms of British sitcoms, the long-running My Family is an anomaly. Unlike most Britcoms, which are usually written by a single writer or a writing duo, My Family had an American-style writing staff headed up by former Larry Sanders and Seinfeld exec producer Fred Barron. It certainly brings a slightly different flavor to this family comedy about a pair of hapless but loving parents (Robert Lindsay & Zoe Wannamaker) at the mercy of their children. Check out the complete first and second seasons (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP each) and see if you notice the difference a Yank makes.

    Her Fox sitcom never really knew how to properly utilize Wanda Sykes. When you check out her caustically hilarious stand-up special, Wanda Sykes: Sick & Tired (Image, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP), you’ll understand why no mainstream network could be capable of using her correctly, and why she’s the perfect fit for things like her frequent guest appearances on Larry David’s Curb Your Enthusiasm. The DVD features 15 minutes of additional footage, plus an audience Q&A and a radio interview.

    A series of unfortunate events needs an equally gothic soundtrack, and Stephen Merritt’s The Tragic Treasury: Songs From A Series Of Unfortunate Events (Nonesuch, $18.98 SRP) is exactly that, with songs from each of the 13 books comprising Lemony Snicket’s chronicle of the trials and tribulations of the Baudelaire orphans.

    Never really a fan of the CSI franchise, I have found that whenever I run across an episode of CSI: New York, I’ll find myself drawn in – not by the increasingly overplayed procedural aspects, but by star Gary Sinise as Detective Mac Taylor, whose forensics team faces a bit of a shake-up in the show’s sophomore season, plus a crossover with David Caruso’s Miami contingent. The 6-disc complete second season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$64.99 SRP) features audio commentaries on 5 episodes, and 5 behind-the-scenes featurettes.

    Loaded with gore and a low-budget energy, Feast (Dimension, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP) is the winner of the last Project Greenlight, which found John Gulager at the helm of a horror film. The final product should make many Fango fans happy, as it has many of the elements of the genre’s heyday. The unrated DVD features deleted scenes, outtakes, commentary, a making-of featurette, and a look at the practical effects.

    Peta Wilson’s turn as the sexy secret agent codenamed Josephine wraps up in the fifth and final season of La Femme Nikita (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), featuring the resolution of her long-standing quest to find out exactly why she was chosen for her most dangerous position within the spy network Section. The 3-disc set features all 8 episodes, plus deleted scenes, a behind-the-scenes featurette, and an internet teaser by director Jon Cassar.

    Like death with a typewriter, Angela Lansbury’s crime-solving novelist Jessica Fletcher returns in the complete fourth season of Murder, She Wrote (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP). Joining her these season (and nimbly avoiding the scythe) is Tom Bosley – gotta love Tom Bosley. These season also features one of my favorite Fletcher death run, with guest star Frank Gorshin. The 5-disc set features all 22 episodes, plus a bonus episode from season 5 (“Snow White, Blood Red”).

    Comfortable that they’ve become a long-running supernatural soap that has made it past cast changes and behind-the-scenes dust-ups, the sixth season of Charmed (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP) was one of wild abandon. Our witchy trio become Valkyries to take on an island full of Amazons, travel through time (via go-go power), fight a spider-demon, and even handily handle Phoebe becoming a genie. As with previous sets, there are still no bonus features – unless they require a magic key to find them which, sadly, I do not possess.

    In the mood for a trashy horror flick to pass a chilly October evening? Why not try Rest Stop (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP), a gorefest about pretty people making an ill-fated stop along the road. Bonus features include alternate endings, galleries, and a trailer.

    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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    Melonpool Quickcast #18: Mayberry Meets Steve Rude

    Filed under: Melonpool Quickcast — admin @ 3:26 am
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    -By Steve Troop

    Based on Steve Troop’s classic webcomic of the same name, the Melonpool Quickcast features puppet versions of Troop’s alien cast, who are desperately trying to make heads or tails out of Earth culture.

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    Mayberry interviews Eisner Award winning artist and all-around nice guy Steve Rude at the San Diego Comic-Con.

    Don’t forget to comment on this and other Melonpool Quickcasts over at the official Melonpool Quickcast Forum!

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    Nocturnal Admissions: DVD Review, CSI: NY: Season Two

    Filed under: Columns,Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:24 am
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    CSI is a well-oiled machine. Week after week the industrious CSI production company manufactures three hours of effective, highly polished crime shows that have the production values of movies and the ultimately reassuring tones of traditional television, while fitting into the CBS network’s inclination toward patriotic and conservative crime shows. With its blend of the gross and the nobly sentimental, the CSI shows follow familiar tropes in popular contemporary network shows, in which criminals are accorded little sympathy (we usually know who “did it” quite early in the hour because the “perp” is flagged with unpleasant personal characteristics), and so are the victims, with the noble officers of the CSIs toiling on with dignity but little public or familial recognition. Occasionally, though, even the CSIs are tempted to the dark side. Everyone ultimately is guilty.

    The first of the batch, CSI: Crime Scene Investigations blended the glitz and glamour of Las Vegas with Sherlockian puzzles solved via clever twists. No 2 in the series is set in Miami, and is constructed around worship of David Caruso’s emotionally stoic and noble character. But show three, set in New York, has been a show in crisis. Now out on DVD (Paramount, October 17th, 2006, seven discs for $65.95), season two charts its makers attempts to shift it back to the center from its out edges of big apple sass and ethnicity.
    BoxCSI: NY was forged in the wake of 911, with its central character Mac Taylor (Gary Sinise) tortured by the fact that his wife died in the terrorist attacks. This first season was considered dark, with its heroes dwelling in a dank, dark office space, and most of its cast being very New York and angry and accented. Apparently word came from the top that to go forward the series must “lighten up,” literally. As season two begins the medicals are moving upstairs to glass walled open offices, and there is also some cast housekeeping. This is the season in which Vanessa Ferlito’s Detective Aiden Burn is fired and replaced by Detective Lindsay Monroe (Anna Belknap), a wholesome girl from Montana who has some of the aspect of Pam from The Office. Later, Aiden dies violently. Also added is Hill Harper as Dr. Sheldon Hawkes. CBS shows ideally like to have both a male brainiac and a kooky female tech person, and Hawkes represents the addition of the brainiac.

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    CSI: NY does share some features with the other two CSIs. One is a recurrent villain, in this case one D. J. Pratt (Chad Williams), a serial rapist who was finally put away (at least for now) in the wake of Aiden’s death. The CSI team also investigates such supposedly peculiarly NY settings as cuddle parties, a doll hospital, a death by cross bow, a building climber’s fall, a quasi-terrorist bombing, an a murder of a roller derby star. In one episode, an Astor is murdered (can they do that?). There is also an in joke, when Sinise finds a suspect in line at an audition for a production of Of Mice and Men, which Sinise starred in on stage and later adapted to the screen.

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    The heart of the show is Sinise’s Taylor, who is an ex-military man with some remaining sympathy for the service and who is also a jazz base guitarist on his off nights. Sinise has what sounds like a great midwestern drawl, and quiet authority, the reverse of Caruso, more in the Petersen mode. Fortunately, CSI:NY spares us too much in the way of soap opera, although operating on the theory that no series character may ever be thoroughly happy, Melina Kanakaredes’s Detective Stella Bonasera, whose character showed hints of a romance, must end up discovering that he is a creep and kills him in self defense. The CSIs aren’t entirely uniform, but it would be interesting to add a fourth called something like CSI: Vancouver, showing a different nation’s unique approaches to crime solving.

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    All 24 episodes of season two on are hand, including one that was the part two of a particularly bloody story that began in Miami. Transfers, sound are excellent.
    Five episodes enjoy straightforward audio commentaries with the likes of David Von Ancken, editor Bill Zabala, Scott Lautanen, writer Zachary Reiter, creator Anthony E. Zuiker, Elizabeth Devine, Duane Clark, producer Peter M. Lenkov, and director James Whitmore Jr. Scattered across the discs are several short making ofs, a general one on the series, “Top of the Heap: The Cast and Crew Look at Season 2”, followed by “Rolling with Jamalot,” about the episode about the roller derby, “A New Look from the 35th Floor” a tour of the new CSI: NY set, a “making of” about the episode “Heroes” which is one of the best, and “Season 2 Ends with a Bang,” about the finale.

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    The Fred Hembeck Show: Episode 77 – Croon River

    Filed under: The Fred Hembeck Show — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:34 am

     

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    Several weeks back (The Fred Hembeck Show Episode 73), I wrote an almost impromptu salute to Mark Gruenwald, motivated primarily by several exchanges that turned up in a MySpace blog entry of mine that was otherwise unrelated in any way to the late Marvel writer and editor. Although I’d long been an admirer of the man’s work, I’d only ever met and spoke with him briefly in all the years he was employed by Marvel, so I’ll admit to feeling a certain amount of guilt in compiling the aforementioned episode. Because, I’m thinking, there’s probably no one better qualified for penning an appreciation of Gruenwald than my esteemed Quick Stop colleague, Peter Sanderson, and I certainly didn’t want preempt anything he’d planned.

    Well, whether I did or I didn’t, in the final analysis, doesn’t much matter, since last week in Comics In Context #150, Peter wrote his own splendid tribute to his now decade departed friend, and it ranks as one of his very best columns – and that’s no small compliment. I strongly suggest all of you check out Peter’s heartfelt recounting of the recent gathering to remember, ten years on, Mark Gruenwald’s legacy – it’s every bit as good – and every bit as moving – as I knew it would be. Nice work, Mr. S.

    Here abouts, well, we’re a bit pressed for time (translation: there’s an important Mets playoff game on the tube tonight), so we’re dipping once again into the archives. This time, we’re going way, WAAAY back, leading off with only the third ever blog entry written for Fred Sez, dated January 7, 2003. Midway through, we jump ahead in time to March 28th, 2005, for the second part of today’s warmed over examination of a man too often overlooked, especially here at Quick Stop Entertainment: Andy Williams!! Hey, what Kevin Smith fan DOESN’T dig a little crooner conversation upon occasion, hmm?

    Well, here’s your chance! Back, back, back we go then, to early 2003…

    Another day, another time, I’ll extol the (many) virtues of the British music magazine, MOJO. Today I’d just like to discuss a curious item I stumbled across in their January, 2000 issue, and a subsequent event that only further amplified this odd bit of trivia. We’re talking Andy Williams here, folks. You know, the old style crooner who anchored a long-running variety show on NBC back in the sixties? The man who made the Osmonds famous? Whose big, big song was “Moon River”? Yup, THAT Andy Williams. Well, the old smoothie may’ve seen his career cool down stateside, but apparently things are going great guns for him over across the pond! Finding several (mostly) positive reviews in the British music press would appear to bear this out, as would adverts (as the Brits say) for a seemingly endless round of Williams dates in the Isles might indicate.

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    So, he’s popular in England. Fine. That’s probably why MOJO chose him as one of the celebrities for a feature that asks a stock set of questions each month – what was the first record you ever bought, what’s your favorite record, what do you sing in the shower, that kinda stuff. Well, most of the answers were what you might’ve expected from an entertainer from his generation, with the requisite mentions of Sinatra, Benny Goodman, et al, but then we come to this query: “What is your favorite Saturday night record?” To quote amiable Andy in his entirety, he came back with this rather jarring reply: “Either Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd or Born To Run by Bruce Springsteen. I love both those records. They are such artistic triumphs of modern music. The Floyd’s preciseness – every note thought out completely. And then Bruce’s rawness and unbelievable energy. Whenever I need a lift, this is definitely the CD I put on”!?!

    Excuse me? Did he just use the phrase, “the Floyd”?? He did, didn’t he? Andy Williams just referred to the archetypal space band in the same manner one of their more devoted – and heavily medicated – followers might!?! Pardon me for dropping my jaw, but what’s next? Charo extolling the virtues of Never Mind the Bollocks, Here’s the Sex Pistols?? The image of Andy spending a Saturday evening, blasting “Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out” out of his stereo, or stranger still, getting mellow with “Us and Them” dreamily piping in through a set of headphones…?? It wasn’t a disturbing image, exactly, but it wasn’t one I was going to forget anytime soon, either. Which leads me to the second part of my story…

    Flash forward to the wee hours of Labor Day, 2003. As every year on that date, I’m sitting in front of the tube, glued to the Jerry Lewis Telethon. It’s after midnight, and Jerry, who’s not been in the best of health recently, is relieved of his duties for the evening. The nerve center of the event switches over from Jerry’s Las Vegas location to the Moon River Theater in Branson, Missouri. Said theater is owned and operated by our Mr. Williams, who takes on the mantle of host for the telethon’s next several hours.

    Since this is the first real chance I’ve had to observe Andy since he made his comments to MOJO, I watch with more than a bit of curiosity. Now please don’t get me wrong – by no means am I anti-crooner. Despite being a rock and roll devotee, I’ve come to appreciate the sweet sounds of der Bingle, old Blue Eyes, and Dino, among others. Andy Williams, despite a distinctive voice and obvious talent, never quite distinguished himself enough in my eyes (and ears) to stand out much in that bunch. But here he was, looking a bit wizened – hey, none of us are getting any younger! – but sounding strong despite his advancing years. Acting as emcee, he brings out Yakov Smirnoff, the Lennon Sisters, several others, and then participates in a pleasant duet with “youngster” Glen Campbell, eventually singing a few predictable numbers exhumed from the Great American Songbook. Nice, but hardly noteworthy. It was getting late. Time for bed soon. But I think I’ll sit through one more pitch and see what happens afterwards. And man, am I ever glad I did!

    If I was getting bleary eyed, if I was in any danger of nodding off, any chance at all of that happening instantly vanished as the rumbling bass line that introduced the next number came ominously out of my television’s speakers! Good golly Miss Molly, was I hearing what I THOUGHT I was hearing? Before my mind was able to totally process the information being fed it, after the number’s dramatic introduction, Andy sang the tune’s first words and my suspicion’s were confirmed: he was indeed singing “Every Breath You Take”, the biggest selling song The Police ever recorded (and incidentally, my particular favorite of theirs). A large laugh erupted from deep within me as the title phrase escaped from his lips, not so much because I thought it was funny, but because of the sheer audacity of it all!

    Of course, I admit to expecting the worse. The guy’s a crooner, fer gawshsakes – this has GOTTA be outta his league, right? Right? But I sat there, transfixed. Maybe this guy really DID listen to the Floyd and Bruce in his spare time? And as surprised as I may’ve been to realize he may not’ve just been shoveling MOJO what he thought it’s readers wanted to hear, I was even MORE surprised at what was happening right there in front of me: he was singing the @#$% outta the song!! Who’d a thought? Backed by a surprisingly hot band and a soulful backup trio, when he reached the number’s climax and began to wildly scat his way to a cataclysmic finish – WHOA!! I sat there, stunned by the spectacle that I’d just witnessed. The man who once made the world safe for cardigan sweaters had just wrung out every iota of emotion from Sting’s twisted ode to a stalker!?! Even Puff Daddy would’ve been impressed! Who could sleep NOW?

    Luckily, I had captured this eye opening performance on tape, or no one would’ve believed me – I’m not sure I would’ve believed me without the evidence to back it up!! But there it was, proof of a musical moment one’s not likely to see repeated again anytime soon! (…and as to WHY I was taping the Jerry Lewis Telethon, well that’s a whole ‘nother topic, one I’m sure we’ll get into some fine day. Just know that, yes, some of the ways of Hembeck are a bit… unusual.) I wanted to tell everyone what I’d seen, to share this knowledge with an unaware public. And now I can – and have. Though it happened months ago, still I hear the strains of Mr. Williams majestic interpretation rattling around in my noggin, leading me to ask but one question: anybody out there got any Branson bootlegs?? Hey, you know how to get a hold of me…

    …and now, from March 2005, we serve up this little warmed over gem…

    Recently, I mentioned my new found love of gleefully canvassing the very width and breadth of my considerable CD collection to compile my own eccentric home made mix CDs. Now, generally, these musical amalgamations consist of a wide variety of tunes all the way back to the swing bands of the thirties, on through the golden age of rock and roll, and right on up to cuts burned off of one of my daughter’s latest Now collections, but along the way, I’ve made up a few SPECIALTY discs. And, melody mavens, today I’m going to take a few minutes to tell you about one in patic…

    Despite my deep abiding love of both rock and roll, I’ve also got myself a soft spot for the classic crooners as well. How my tastes veered off in this unexpected direction about a decade back is a whole ‘nother story, a digression much too long to go into here today, but suffice it to say, I’ve become quite the fan of all the biggies: der Bingle , Dino, Ol’ Blue Eyes, and Nat King Cole especially. I’ve even come around to appreciating Tony Bennett and (who’da ever thot?) Sammy Davis Jr. (pre-‘”Candy Man”)!

    But I’ve pretty much stayed away from the next level down of warblers: Perry Como, Jerry Vale, Robert Goulet, Al Martino-and Andy Williams. Until, that is, I saw Mr. Williams take on The Police’s “Every Breath You Take” during the wee wee hours of the Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon several years back, and was stunned to see him come out not only unscathed, but downright triumphant!!

    Ever since that watershed performance, I’ve been inordinately fascinated by the easy going Mr. Williams, and recently, courtesy of a price-slashing sale at a mail order oldies outlet, I put my money where my mind was and picked up a half dozen Williams CDs, each featuring two complete LPs on every disc! Oh, the pure unadulterated joy! I was just over the moon – river, that is…

    Okay, I’ll admit, the man still comes in no higher than number five on my own personal croon-o-meter (after Bing, Dean, Frank and Nat), but there’s one thing that truly separates him from these other legends (well, two things, actually, since he’s still ALIVE and they’re not, but…) – HE didn’t fear the Top 40 of his day!

    Look, Sinatra recorded a grand total of one Beatles number-and he kept assigning credit for Harrison’s “Something” to John and Paul whenever he sang it in concert, so obviously, the man WASN’T a charter subscriber to Rolling Stone magazine! Bing took a go at “Hey Jude”, and, well, it’s best heard to be buh-buh-buh-lieved! Dean never went anywhere NEAR the new tunes, save for maybe the sort you’d find on a movie soundtrack or hear on the Broadway stage. And of course, Nat King Cole tragically died far too early, not only in terms of his career and his life, but also in order to get a fair shot at all the new compositions coming out of the burgeoning mid-sixties rock era. But Andy? Ah, Andy…

    He was considerably younger (he checks in currently at 78, making him a mere babe of 40 in 1967), had his own long-running weekly network TV show (NBC, 1963-1972), and probably realized early on, he could belt out the best of Cole Porter and Harold Arlen for only so long before audiences would get bored and switch channels in search of something hipper – y’know, like The Perry Como Show. So, while Andy may not’ve gone so far as to offer up his versions of “You Really Got Me”, “19th Nervous Breakdown”, or “Pictures Of Lily”, he DID dip into the contemporary tune pool and reach a bit deeper than the latest Bacarach composition or “Hair” cover (which he did more than his share of as well, make no mistake), and in that spirit, I felt the need to assemble my own specially chosen collection of what you might well call “Pop Goes The Williams!”

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    What follows is the carefully considered sequence of the tracks I selected from the dozen Williams LPs available to make up this 79 minutes and change disc, plus the names of the original artists associated with the songs, the records highest Billboard position, and the year it charted…

    • “Bridge Over Troubled Water” (Simon & Garfunkel. #1, 1970)
    • “Spooky” (Classics IV, #3, 1968)
    • “I Need You” (America, #9, 1972)
    • “Alone Again (Naturally)”. (Gilbert O’ Sullivan, #1, 1972)
    • “You’ve Got A Friend” (James Taylor, #1, 1971-also Carole King)
    • “Here Comes That Rainy Day Feeling Again” (Fortunes, #15, 1971)
    • “Reason To Believe” (Tim Hardin, Bobby Darin, Rod Stewart, didn’t make Top 40)
    • “Sunny” (Bobby Hebb, #2, 1966)
    • “Everything I Own” (Bread, #5, 1972)
    • “A Song For You” (Leon Russell, late sixties album track)
    • “Windy” (The Association, #1, 1967)
    • “If” (Bread, #4, 1971)
    • “Pieces Of April” (Three Dog Night, #19, 1972)
    • “An Old Fashioned Love Song” (Three Dog Night, #4, 1971)
    • “Remember” (Nilsson, late sixties album track)
    • “It’s Too Late” (Carole King, #1, 1971)
    • “Seasons In The Sun” (Terry Jacks, #1, 1974)
    • “Precious And Few” (Climax, #3, 1972)
    • “Can’t Take My Eyes Off You” (Frankie Valli, #2, 1967)
    • “More Today Than Yesterday” (Spiral Staircase, #12, 1969)
    • “Touch Me In The Morning” (Diana Ross, #1, 1973)
    • “Without You” (Nilsson, #1, 1972-also Badfinger)
    • “God Only Knows” (Beach Boys, #39, 1966)

    Admit it – you’re horrified, aren’t you?

    Yeah, I get that reaction – a LOT. Which, in truth, only makes this all the MORE fun! Not that this compilation is anywhere near unlistenable-quite the contrary. Some of it is in fact surprisingly good. Some of it clearly isn’t. But again, in putting this together, I wasn’t necessarily looking for the BEST performances but for the most seemingly unusual covers. I left out the handful of Carpenters tunes, and stuff like “Honey”, “Both Sides Now”, “Get Together”, “Little Green Apples”, “The First Time Ever (I Saw Your Face)”, “Abraham, Martin and John”, a handful of Jimmy Webb songs, some Neil Diamond – songs ALL the lounge singers of the day had already worked into their acts – and seven Beatles compositions as well (all of which are slated to wind up on my ongoing series of Beatles cover tunes discs, worry not).

    (Just for the record, Andy got all Fab on “Michelle”, “Here, There, and Everywhere”, “The Long And Winding Road”, “Imagine”, “My Love” – no surprises THERE-AND “Be Here Now”, a relatively obscure track from George’s “Living In The Material World” LP, hardly as well known a ditty as Ol’ Blue Eye’s favorite, “Something”)

    I sent my buddy Roger Green a copy of the mix, without first telling him what was on it , but it soon became readily apparent what madness was piping out of his speakers. After overcoming his momentary shock, it turned out that his feelings basically echoed mine – Andy did a fine job on most of the ballads (of which there were plenty), stumbled a bit when trying to notch up the groove a bit on several of the mildly up-tempo numbers (“An Old Fashioned Love Song” comes to mind) – and then there were those songs that never should’ve been recorded ONE TIME, much less twice!(Do I hafta identify the primary culprit as “Seasons In The Sun”? Not to anyone who’s ever HEARD the original, that’s for sure!…)

    All in all, though, Mr. W’s smooth tones serve him well, particularly on the sparely orchestrated “A Song For You” and “Remember”. Still, he impressively exhibits the necessary fire to sell the climactic chorus of “Without You” nearly as powerfully as Nilsson did when he took this Pete Ham/Tom Evans composition all the way to the top of the charts.

    And I like the sly leer lurking in his otherwise squeaky clean delivery when he sings about a “Spooky little girl like you”. I’m even more willing to buy into the lyrical pathos of several of the more downbeat selections when sung by Andy as opposed to their originators. Look, I’ve long been a fan of Diana Ross, but more for the unique sound of her pipes as opposed to the emotional content of her performances, which, frankly, isn’t generally very high. Call me crazy, but I find myself more easily swallowing Andy’s alleged heartache as he croons “Touch Me In The Morning” than I did Ms. Ross’s. And if there was ever one group who should’ve had ALL their hits covered by good ol’ Andy Williams, it was the David Gates led schmaltz and roll ensemble, Bread! Now, THAT album wouldn’t’ve been half-baked, lemme tell ya!

    I bookended my CD with probably the two best cuts. Williams’ version of “Bridge Over Troubled Water” sounds uncannily like the original, and while that may lose it crucial points on the imagination scale, anytime you can honestly measure up to Art Garfunkel’s vocal of a lifetime, well, you ain’t doing so bad! And his stately run-through of Brian Wilson’s “God Only Knows” – no lesser person than Paul McCartney’s favorite song – is performed essentially with the sole accompaniment of a Grand Piano, and quite honestly, his restrained performance borders on the magnificent! (This must’ve been a popular number in the Williams household, by the way, as his wife at the time, Claudine Longet, gave it a breathy – if not nearly as magnificent – reading, a vintage cut that turned up on the Gilmore Girls soundtrack CD anthology not long ago.)

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    A few fun facts about Andy Williams before we go, because who KNOWS when we’ll be back on this topic? (You can all only hope and pray, I’m guessing…) Andy got his start as the youngest member of the Williams Brothers, a group that first charted while singing back-up on Bing Crosby’s well-known Academy Award winning “Swinging On Star” disc in 1944: a year later, Andy dubbed Lauren Bacall’s singing voice in To Have And to Have Not; he left his brothers in 1952 to go solo, gaining most of his success a decade later: his 1973 album, Solitaire, was overseen by Richard Perry, shortly after the famed – and HOT – producer had come off huge hit LPs with Ringo Starr, Harry Nilsson, and Carly Simon (YOWSAH!!! – street cred for seventies survivors!..), and his ex-wife, Ms. Longet, became infamous for “accidentally” shooting her lover, a world famous skier, spawning the unforgettable Saturday Night Live “Claudine Longet Skiing Invitational”, a bit which consisted of stock footage of skiers tumbling, to which SNL added play by play and the requisite gun shot sound effects (“Oops – she’s got another one!”), one of the few comedy pieces, if my memory serves me correctly, the show was ever forced to apologize for. Too late – sick puppy that I was, I’d already laughed!

    And you may well be laughing at me now, or maybe you’re just plain aghast – the mixed reaction my pal Rocco had when I tried to play my handiwork for him recently – but come on, now-what OTHER crooner had the gumption to tackle the greatest hit of Spiral Staircase, hmm? Chances are it WASN’T Johnny Mathis!…

    Hembeck.com – we also cover comics! Honest…

    -Copyright 2006 Fred Hembeck

    Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 10/19/2006

    Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:24 am
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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • Here’s some stuff that’s probably new to you, from the incredibly awesome archives of Jesse Thorn’s Sound of Young America podcast. Go. Listen. Then come back here. Then go back and explore SOYA some more. There’s gold in them thar cyber-hills. (Thingamabob)
    • Wanna see the trailer for Edgar Wright & Simon Pegg’s Hot Fuzz? (Thingamabob)
    • Not enough Hot Fuzz for ya? Oh, okay… Just one more, and then quit the whining! Got it? (Thingamabob)
    • Conan O’Brien and Jim Gaffigan are “Pale Force”. You just gotta watch it. (Thingamabob)
    • This will be discussed for years in therapy… (Thingamabob)

    Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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    October 18, 2006

    Interview: Amy Sedaris

    Filed under: Interviews — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:54 am

    -by Ken Plume

    amysedaris5.jpgWhile most know her from her role as Jerri Blank on Comedy Central’s cult hit Strangers With Candy – or her numerous guest appearances on David Letterman and Sex and the City – friends and family know Amy Sedaris as a hostess par excellence, famed for her parties and dinners, and her fantastic home-cooked cuisine.

    Seeing the simple act of entertaining guests as an art quickly atrophying in this fast-paced digital age, she’s crafted the ultimate guide to throwing your own shindigs – I Like You: Hospitality Under The Influence.

    Although written with the same wit and delightfully bent perspective that informs her comedy, the book should in no way be taken as a “joke cookbook” – it’s a legitimate presentation of party suggestions (leave marbles in your medicine chest to signal the telltale sound of a nosy guest), hints (like the fact that doing dishes after a party can be a cathartic exercise), recipes (I can’t wait to try her “Crosscut Stump Stew”), and crafts (plastic googly eyes make anything fun) sure to inspire even the most slothlike of hosts and hostesses to send off some invites, fill up the ice tub, fire up the oven, and lay out the welcome mat.

    As the holiday season comes swiftly upon us, we chatted with Amy (who was nestled comfortably in the apartment she shares with her pet rabbit and the ghost of her imaginary boyfriend, Ricky) about the book and throwing that “perfect party”…

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    AMY’S ANSWERING MACHINE: Leave a message and I’ll never call you back.

    KEN PLUME: Hey Amy, this is Ken Plume from Quick Stop Entertainment…

    AMY SEDARIS: Hi! I’m here…

    KP: Oh, hello…

    SEDARIS: How’s it going?

    KP: I’ve been devouring your book for the past couple of days…

    SEDARIS: Oh, devouring’s a good way to say it.

    KP: It’s quite delicious, how’s that? Continuing the metaphor, as it were. It’s one of the best books on entertaining I’ve ever read.

    SEDARIS: Oh really?

    KP: Well, I’m also partial, being from North Carolina.

    SEDARIS: What part?

    KP: From just above Wilmington…

    SEDARIS: Oh, okay. Wow.

    KP: So I definitely know some of the influences that you bring to the table.

    SEDARIS: Oh, I bet you do!

    KP: What was the impetus for putting it all down in the book? It’s obviously something that you’ve lived by for quite a few years…

    SEDARIS: Well, as you know, growing up in the South you’re surrounded by that “Suthun’ Hospitality”….

    KP: Oh yes…

    SEDARIS: And my mom cooked every single night three different meals. And I’ve just always been interested in it, in people’s recipes, good or bad. It just says so much about a person. The more and more people I seem to meet, the consideration for that just seems to go out the window. So I just wanted to write a book about something I felt I knew a lot about, and just try to get people back into entertaining and being considerate of others.

    KP: Do you think people have lost the art of entertaining?

    SEDARIS: I think so. I think… well, I don’t know. Maybe it’s just because I live here in New York City and a lot of people don’t have the room for it, but I just feel like yeah, it’s all become about going to their computers or listening to music or watching TV, and less and less about having a good conversation with somebody.

    KP: What I find fascinating about the book is that not only is it from the perspective of a host or hostess, but also a guest.

    SEDARIS: Yes – it’s important. Because a lot of people don’t want to entertain. And they can’t. We don’t want those people to entertain. If you don’t know how to cook a roast, don’t do it. But this will teach you how to at least be a good guest, so you can guarantee a repeat invitation.

    KP: When you mentioned people losing that skill within the city, particularly of putting on large gatherings – which, in the South, every gathering is a large gathering, even if it’s a family gathering….

    SEDARIS: True.

    KP: Do you find that your first-time guests tended to be awkward in that situation, not knowing what to do?

    SEDARIS: Yeah, I’ve had some people who just don’t have a clue. Because they don’t entertain, they don’t know. And it’s not their fault, but maybe this book will just slowly, like, “Oh, I didn’t realize that. I didn’t know that so much planning went behind it.” I mean, people just don’t really realize it.

    KP: What’s the most inconsiderate guest you’ve ever had?

    SEDARIS: Well, I write about it in the book. The one where the girl showed up with her elderly parents and a three story chocolate cake for a Greek Easter party.

    KP: That’s toward the beginning of the book, isn’t it?

    SEDARIS: Yeah. That was pretty shocking to me.

    KP: Is that the type of guest that doesn’t even give you a rationale behind their decision?

    SEDARIS: Yeah, I didn’t even… What do you say? My mouth was wide open. Of course, it just gave me something to complain about, which is always good, but I just couldn’t believe it. And I was still serving food when she started cutting into the cake.

    KP: I’ll bet you washed a lot of dishes that night.

    SEDARIS: Oh yeah. Over and over again. And it’s fun with all the people there, and they’ll be like, “No it’s fine if you wanna get high or whatever…” They don’t care, but it’s, like – other people care. No one wants to get high in front of people in their early hundreds, so it makes them feel uncomfortable.

    KP: Unless it’s medicinal.

    SEDARIS: Yeah. I just want to be like, “Look, let me just secure the rugs. Don’t want anyone falling in here. Don’t want a law suit.”

    KP: That’s one thing that will bring a party down, is liability issues. The one thing that wasn’t in your book was where to put handholds.

    SEDARIS: Right! (laughing)

    KP: That’ll be the book you write when you get older.

    SEDARIS: Yeah, right…

    KP: How To Entertain The Elderly.

    SEDARIS: Yeah, it’ll just be like, “Hang on!”

    KP: “Make sure you have pill dispensers. A nurse on call is always a smart move.” What, for you, would be the ultimate guest?

    SEDARIS: The ultimate guest, to me, would be just someone who’s not high maintenance. Someone who knows what they’re doing, they’ve entertained before, they know when to help out. They’re watching just as much as you are, even though it’s not their party.

    KP: So someone who’s flexible to the moment…

    SEDARIS: Yes. They’re helping you keep the ball up, so to speak.

    KP: Do you find that, over the years, you’ve been able to train people?

    SEDARIS: Yes. Yeah, definitely. It’s always good to have someone be your deputy, and I have a good friend for that. She can kinda be my backup person, or I’ll be like, “Oh god, I have to go get…” and she’s like, “Don’t worry, I already did it.” Or to have a meat carver. Someone who has meat carving abilities is always good to have on hand.

    KP: What’s the optimal size then for a party?

    amysedaris3.jpgSEDARIS: Well, I’ve had, like, 20 people in my apartment for big events, and I’ve had just small gatherings. I can’t get any more than 20 in my apartment…

    KP: Have you tried?

    SEDARIS: No, not like 30. I just know my limit. Sometimes people will come and go. Some people leave and then other people would show up. So I just don’t want that, because then it just gets uncomfortable.

    KP: How often would you say, within a given month, do you have a party?

    SEDARIS: Well, my parties lately… when my brother lived here in New York, I had bigger parties and I had them a lot. But since he moved, I tend to have smaller gatherings where I’ll invite four or five people over, and then you usually have an activity to do. Or let’s say I’m rearranging the artwork on my wall, so they help me do that and then I make them dinner as payment. I’d say at least maybe five times a month, maybe six. I’ll just call at the last minute and say, “Hey, you wanna come over for dinner?” and I’ll throw together something.

    KP: I enjoyed your suggestion in the book that, not only can you put a tip jar out, but you can also sell your unwanted items during a party. Do you find you’re making less money now that the parties are smaller?

    SEDARIS: No, I just charge more. Inflation.

    KP: And they accept that, like everything… like gas…

    SEDARIS: People who know me know they’ve got to bring small change when they come to my house.

    KP: Do you ever prorate for a certain guest that you like more than another?

    SEDARIS: (laughing) Yeah, favoritism… You have to. Just be honest with them. Or, like, when I was shooting the book, I bought a time clock and I made everybody clock in and out, and then I had to turn my kitchen into a smoking area because everyone smoked but this one girl. And then I had an employee of the week, and this one girl was like, “Oh, I can’t wait to be employee of the week,” and I said, “That’ll never happen. Because we only have a smoking area because of you. There’s no way, I am telling you right now, you will never be employee of the week,” and just watched her face drop.

    KP: That is so unfortunate, to just crush a dream like that.

    SEDARIS: It was. Hey, you know what? It’s a tough business.

    KP: That should be your next book.

    SEDARIS: Yeah, Tough Business.

    KP: Writing about the home workplace.

    SEDARIS: (laughing)

    KP: How much extra material did you have to cull from the book in the final edit?

    SEDARIS: I had to lose 25 pages. So I ended up cutting the instructions from the craft section. Because I figured you could just look at it and figure it out. And then I lost a lot of recipes.

    KP: But isn’t that half the fun, to look at the crafts and try and figure it out?

    SEDARIS: Yeah. Especially crafts like that. Mostly they were inspired from Girl Scouts, when I was a Girl Scout. So those are just the things I’m drawn to. So yeah, you just look at it…

    KP: Or when you had an art teacher who was a bit of a lush…

    SEDARIS: Aren’t they all?

    KP: … and would give you stuff and say just go at it.

    SEDARIS: “Alright, boys and girls, wrap the bricks in shelf paper and I’ll be right back.”

    KP: I thought that was brilliant. I had never seen that before I saw it in your book…

    SEDARIS: Oh really? I still make those.

    KP: It’s practical and it looks quite crafty-nice.

    SEDARIS: Yeah, it does.

    KP: But I have to admit, I’m a huge fan of the googly eyes.

    SEDARIS: Yeah, me too. They’re everywhere in my apartment. Everywhere. You can put them on anything and it just brings something alive.

    KP: I think I’m going to introduce my young nephew to them…

    SEDARIS: How old is he?

    KP: He is two-and-a-half.

    SEDARIS: Yeah, because I did Letterman last week and I did a googly eye craft for him, and he just said it wouldn’t be good for small children, it could get lodged in their throat. I go, “Oh wow, that never occurred to me.”

    KP: Maybe he should be a more observant father.

    SEDARIS: Oh, yeah, there you go. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo dear Dave.

    KP: You just don’t leave the kid alone with the toys.

    SEDARIS: Yeah, but they could put it in their mouth without you noticing… you could miss it.

    KP: Then the googly eyes will be a part of them for at least 24 hours.

    SEDARIS: That’s a good attitude.

    KP: And it creates a lesson that they’ll have the rest of their life… “Remember the time the kid swallowed the googly eyes?” “Yes, it was all Amy Sedaris’s fault. Remember that book? We get it down every once in a while just to enjoy good times.”

    SEDARIS: (laughing) Good times!

    Brat-halla #150: Norse Force – Battle Tactics

    Filed under: Brat-Halla,Comic Strips — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:00 am

    by Jeffery Stevenson and Seth Damoose with colors by Anthony Lee

    NEWS: Well, all good things come to an end… but not this comic. Seth and I (after a lot of thought and debating) have decided to move Brat-halla over to a new website. We’ll keep posting here for the next 3-4 weeks to let the casual readers get the news, but we’ll now be a part of Graphic Smash. We’ve enjoyed our time here, but we really wanted to make the comic (and its archives) easier to read for new readers and our long-time readers. Spook’d will keep chugging along here at Quick Stop.
    Larger Comic Version | ARCHIVES | OLDER ARCHIVES

    Brat-halla #150: Norse Force - Battle Tactics

    For extras, visit the Brat-halla Web site!

    Check out the preview to the Image comic Jeff writes…

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    Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 10/18/2006

    Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:37 am
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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • Okay, I don’t know what the hell is going on here, but I’m pretty sure it frightens me. (Thingamabob)
    • A new, instant classic to be added to the annals of practical joking. (Thingamabob)
    • Kellogg’s Sugar Smacks – the cereal of Supermen! (Thingamabob)
    • Neil Cicierega – hurry up and finish your version of The Chipmunk Adventure. (Thingamabob)

    Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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    October 17, 2006

    Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 10/17/2006

    Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:55 am
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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • Sometimes that “One Picture A Day For A Year” montage doesn’t turn out exactly as one hopes… (Thingamabob)
    • Science is fun. Combine science, sound, and fire? Loads of fun. (Thingamabob)
    • CG Tom & Jerry selling milk, in Hebrew. (Thingamabob)

    Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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    Toy Box: Lost – it’s a puzzle!

    Filed under: Columns,Toy Box — admin @ 2:00 am
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    The hit television show Lost has started it’s third season, and while the ‘numbers’ (the magical ones calculated by Mr. Neilson on his giant abacus, not the magical ones on the show) are down this year over last year, it’s still the number one show in its time slot. And perhaps the only thing that’s always been clear about this show is that it’s truly a puzzle. An enigma wrapped in a riddle and covered in oh so tasty secret sauce.

    All the more fitting then that TDC Games has brought out a set of four puzzles that tie in with the television show. Now, I myself had to ponder: how do you review a puzzle? Should it be so hard to complete that 3 Mensa members took their own lives after attempting it? Or should Earl’s brother Randy be able to handle it in a half hour? Is it all about the doing, the actual putting together of the puzzle, or is it more about the image when it’s done? And the most important question, as a guy that generally hates doing puzzles, what the Hell would I know?

    I decided that I’d part from my own norm here and simply write up a rambling expose on my experience with this bad boy, and let you be the judge. So let us begin my first – and possibly last – puzzle review.

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    “LOST – The Hatch”

    There are a total of four puzzles in this set. Each puzzle costs around $16 retail, although I have a suggestion at the end where you can get them a smidge cheaper. Each puzzle contains 1000 pieces, and are 19″ by 26″ in size. Now, the serious puzzle put-er-together-ers (what do you call them? Librarians?) will know that that ain’t much room to cram in 1000 pieces. However, it doesn’t require bending the rules of physics or a big smoke monster to make it happen – you just have to make each piece really small.

    And that’s what they’ve done. The pieces are tiny, and they are all quite similar. I’m not saying they are cut identical – and yes, I’ve been stupid enough to try one of those puzzles before – but they are similar enough that you’ll have to look two, three or ten times at two you’ve put together just to be sure it’s a real fit.

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    I’m going to be honest. I had no real intention of finishing this puzzle. Not after I had dumped it out on the table, anyway. I looked at that massive pile of pieces and decided that a smart man could probably handle it, but a wise man would simply take a couple cute photos, spend a few writing up the basics, and call it a day. An odd thing happened though – once it was out on the table, my wife, daughter and their friends found it. And they couldn’t stop working on it.

    None of them are fans, so I have to assume this is more due to it’s amusement as a puzzle than as a LOST story device. And it’s also very much the latter, if you’re a fan of the show. Each puzzle contains clues to the mysteries of the show, and each one is themed. There’s “the Others”, “The Hatch”, “The Numbers”, and “Before The Crash”. The creators of the puzzles worked closely with the writers from the show to add in clues and information that will relate directly to the show, without giving away anything that could harm your viewing experience.

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    As an extra added bonus, if you buy all four and manage to get them put together without losing your mind, there’s a single clue that can only be seen (or figured out) with the full set. Only three of the four puzzles are currently available, with the fourth (Before The Crash) not coming out til sometime during the third season. I suspect that’s due to the secret revealed by completing all four. Things that make you go Hmmm.

    The puzzle does have some interesting and unique graphics, and these aid quite a bit in figuring out what pieces go where. I don’t have it quite finished yet, so I can’t comment on how good or bad the ‘clue’ is, but I’m working on it. Actually, my wife and her friends are working on it, and I’m just watching. Besides, you wouldn’t want me to ruin the final image for you anyway, now would you?

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    They’ve also added some cute nods to the show in other ways, and as an example, the item numbers for the four puzzles are 7804, 7808, 7815 and 7816. Cute, eh?

    Overall – ***1/2
    I’m ranking the puzzle pretty high, largely due to the enjoyment the rest of my family got out of it. I worked on it a bit myself, because puzzles are like crack – they might drive you insane, but they’re still hard to resist.

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    Where to Buy
    Time and Space Toys has the full set of four for $55, or the single puzzles for around $15 each.

    October 16, 2006

    “I Won The Stephen Colbert Green Screen Challenge!”

    Filed under: Articles — UncaScroogeMcD @ 8:33 pm

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    -by Bonnie Rose (aka “Bonnie R.”)

    I’ve been seriously playing with 3D animation and video editing for about 4 or 5 years – I even took a class in it for about a year – but I really got discouraged when I realized the CG world is dominated by 22-year-old boys, and I’m a 40-year-old woman. “Hey boss, I look like one of your mom’s friends! Give me an internship!” So mostly I’ve just used it to make videos to crack my friends up. Though I did do one notable thing about 3 years ago, and that was a CG video for Neil Innes (of The Rutles, Monty Python, and the Bonzo Dog Band) that’s up at neilinnes.org, Neil’s unofficial official website, that my friend Laurie and I started in 1998. Today I think it’s pretty amateurish, since I was still pretty much a beginner at the animation program 3ds Max, but I think it’s fun, and Neil liked it enough to be in it.

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    Me, Neil Innes & Laurie at Venice Beach

    My other passion is politics. I LOVE The Colbert Report and never miss an episode (though I didn’t watch the first couple of months, which I really regret). So when Stephen announced his Green Screen Challenge, the clouds parted and the angels sang; AT LAST! A MISSION!

    I wanted to get it submitted as fast as I could, because I had no idea how long the contest would run. Luckily, I’m self-employed and work from home (transcribing for TV shows mostly, and doing the occasional website). I still got my work done, but every spare minute over the next week and a half I worked on my Challenge entry. It probably ended up taking about 60 or 70 hours altogether, and I was really happy with it when it was done. I put it up on YouTube and mentioned it on the Colbertnation.com message board.

    colbert5.jpgAlmost instantly, I got just enough praise to encourage me, and some very constructive criticism as well. So I set out to fix the problems I agreed with, and change a couple of the choices for “Choose Hero.” I replaced Ann Coulter and Charlton Heston with Tom Delay and Pat Robertson, because I realized Charlton Heston didn’t deserve to be lumped in with the rest of those jerks, and Ann Coulter is simply too vile to be used in a comedy piece.

    I also added some music to the “Choose Hero “and “Choose Evildoer” screens, and actually went to online stock music libraries and found some songs and sound effects and paid for them. Normally I wouldn’t care about that, since I really think there’s something fundamentally wrong with the concept of intellectual property, but I had read the contract you had to agree to when you submit your entry, and in a nutshell it said YOU OWN THE LEGAL RIGHTS TO EVERY BIT OF YOUR VIDEO. Turned out to be a real good thing I did that, Anthony, a real good thing.

    However, the song I had at the end worried me. I stumbled onto it while surfing for sound effects and it blared through my speakers as the auto-loading background music on a web page. “God is bigger than the boogeyman, he’s bigger than Godzilla or the monsters on TV”. What is Mamoud Amanajenahasapetapetalon to Stephen’s character and his ilk if not a “monster on TV”? PERFECT ending song! Then I Googled the lyrics and found out it was from VeggieTales. “Ah, crap,” I thought, “it’s corporate, and I’m sure they’ve got Veggie Lawyers.” I didn’t think they’d use it if they showed it on The Colbert Report, but then again, a lot of people were using straight movie scenes in their entries, and surely they didn’t purchase the rights to 30 seconds of Star Wars, so I thought maybe it would get by.

    (For a more in-depth look at how the video was created, see “The Making of Freedom Fighter”).

    I got the final version uploaded to The Colbert Nation website the night before Stephen was back from his 2 week hiatus, and from that day until last Wednesday, I was on pins and needles every Monday ““ Thursday at 8:30 (I’m in L.A. but Dish Network gives us Comedy Central’s east coast feed). They didn’t show it… they didn’t show it… I wasn’t sure whether them not showing it was a really good sign or a really bad sign.

    Then on September 22, I got my first email from somebody at the show. He’d attached a PDF version of the contract which he asked me to physically sign and fax to them. VERY good sign! Then he emailed me again asking for a higher-res version of my video and giving me their FTP info. Another good sign! But still, I thought, he could be asking 50 other people for all of this, so I didn’t let myself get excited yet.

    Next day, another email: “Where did all the music and sound effects in your video come from?” So I told him where it all came from. Next day, another email: “Can you forward us copies of all the receipts and contracts for the music and sound effects you paid for?” I was starting to get a little excited.

    A few days passed, and Stephen announced on the show that the winner would be chosen the following Wednesday. I was just glad to have a date when this would be over so I could start watching the show again without feeling nervous the whole time!

    On Friday, someone from The Colbert Report called me. He said they all loved my video, and it was in the finals, and they’d like me to be on the show over the phone the following Wednesday. Okay, now I can get excited!! I said of course, and he said that he’d call me again on Monday to set it up.

    The backdrop to all this is I was moving into a new house that exact same week, and I was so busy with that I didn’t really have time to sit around and go insane over the weekend wondering what was going to happen.

    They called on Monday to make sure I still wanted to do it, and told me when they’d call on Wednesday. He told me that Stephen would talk to me as himself before our conversation on the air. That was a BIG relief. One of the clients I transcribe for is Ken Plume, who runs this very website, (what a coincidence I’m telling my story here!), and he interviewed Stephen years ago, back when Stephen was still accessible [EDITOR’S NOTE: Ironically, Stephen’s publicist turned us down for a new interview with Stephen two days before Bonnie won the Challenge. – Ken]. I remembered Ken told me a long time ago that Stephen Colbert was the nicest person he’d ever interviewed, so I really thought that talking to the real him beforehand would help put me at ease, because I was pretty nervous.

    The call on Wednesday came a lot later than I expected. First, I got an audio guy who had me count to ten to get the levels. Then back on hold. Then, “Hi Bonnie, this is Stephen Colbert.” “Which one?” I asked, and he laughed and said, “You’ll have to find out.” He talked to me for maybe 10 seconds; thanked me for the video, and said there was another contestant, “So even if you don’t win, thank you for your entry.” And that was it, back on hold. Okay, talking to Stephen Colbert first did not put me at ease like it was supposed to! By that point, I have to admit I was getting pretty confident that I had probably won, but I flat out asked on Monday “Did I win?” and they said, “You’ll have to find out,” so I still thought there might be another contestant also on hold. Now I knew for a definite fact there was and I really might lose!

    More silence. Suddenly I hear, “Joining us on the phone from Torrance, California, say hello to Bonnie R.” When I heard him say, “Do we have a picture? Put anything up,” and then the audience crack up, I was thinking, “WHAT?? What are they showing to represent me?” And they never even asked me for a picture! But one thing I’ve noticed about the show is that Stephen is always very kind to the heroes. I remembered that every “new black friend” photo he showed on his show, the reason he rejected them was always one the entrants could laugh at and still retain their dignity. So I wasn’t really worried about what it could be.

    Mercifully, he didn’t really ask me anything, so I didn’t have to feel like a complete idiot stammering lame answers. Then I heard my video over the phone, the video I have seen five hundred thousand billion skillion times on my computer, being played in front of an audience, and the audience was laughing! It was the most incredible feeling in the world. Then I heard they did replace the end song, but it was a good choice, and worked just perfectly. Then Stephen came back on and said, “Okay, hold on,” and then began 5 minutes of dark silence.

    I knew he was showing the other contestant’s video. “Oh god, what if it’s some incredible piece of Holy F’ing Shit that blows mine out of the water submitted by a ‘real’ animator, and I’m really going to lose? Wouldn’t he play the losing one first and the winning one last? I probably am going to lose!”

    Suddenly, “Okay Bonnie, you ready?” “Uh, yeah…” I say, as I startle out of my daze. I hear Stephen say, “Hit it” and I hear some score-tallying sound effect, not knowing what the hell is going on. I hear Stephen yell, “A perfect score!” I thought he said, “A perfect four” so I said, “Is that good?” Then he said, “We’ve never had a perfect score before…” and I thought, “Oh, SCORE. Idiot. ‘Is that good?’ Duh – yes, that’s good!” When he said I was the winner, the tension dam broke and the thrill flood burst forth, and I screamed and squealed like a damn girl.

    After Stephen put me back on hold, a girl came on and said, “Congratulations!” But she said she didn’t know what they were going to send me. And that was it. All I had to do now was wait a couple hours and see the show at 8:30.

    colbert3.jpgThe montage at the beginning blew my mind. Aside from the fact I can’t imagine how long it took to go through all those, come up with their favorite scenes, and edit those scenes together to produce two smooth cycles of Stephen’s entire green screen performance, there were a lot in there I had never seen that were really good. That drove it home even harder just how big a deal it was that I won over all those other great entries.

    Then came my part; I was so scared! But I didn’t sound too weird or screechy or anything like I feared. I really laughed with relief at the Princess Leia picture. Okay, that’s just silly, so I can maintain my dignity. And it was an amazing approximation; I too have two eyes, a mouth, a nose in between, and hair on top – just like that!

    I was surprised to see my video in full screen, as the other ones I believe were in boxes. That was an extra little boost, like, “Oooh! Mine is special!” Realizing people all over the country were seeing my silly little video and seeing the Comedy Central logo in the corner of it was SO FUCKING SURREAL I felt like I was about to poo, pee, puke, and burst into flames all at once. Instead I just sat there with a big grin on my face making squeaking noises.

    colbert1.jpgThen came the other contestant. I still fully expected it was a real contestant. As soon as Stephen said, “he joins us in the studio” I thought, “Hey, no fair, how come the other contestant got to be in the studio?” But that thought only lasted about 3 seconds. When George Lucas walked out, I laughed my head off. I realized instantly, “They tricked me!” As if this whole experience wasn’t surreal enough as it was, now part of the joke is I beat George Lucas! Not only will this episode go down in Colbert Report history, it’s going to be part of Star Wars history! It’s one of The Colbert Report‘s longest-running experiments/games, it’s being played out for the enjoyment of all, and this time I’m not just watching it on TV, I’m participating in it! Okay, it’s not as big as curing cancer, but it’s bigger than winning my middle school skateboard contest. It’s called BFD relativism.

    Then the emails started flooding in, from friends, family, and even a dear old friend I hadn’t heard from in years who happened to be watching the show. Then a stream of announcements for YouTube Comment, YouTube Comment, YouTube Comment”¦ it was great! The best email, though, was from my son, Robby, who’s in the Coast Guard, stationed in Alaska. It was just “OH MY GOD OH MY GOD” typed over and over and over. I was so proud that he was so proud of me!

    The next day at about noon, the real Stephen Colbert called me. I didn’t even recognize his voice at first, he sounded so low key compared to his character. He said he was calling to thank me personally since he didn’t get a chance to talk to me for real the night before. We only talked for about 5 or 10 minutes, He said some really nice things about my video – even that the Lucas people really liked it, which is a tremendous compliment if it’s true.

    Naturally, I took my opportunity to be a big geeky fan and tell him my unsolicited opinion about his show. I told him I think he’s solidified something that wasn’t solid before, mentioning a link I saw that said, “John Gibson doing his best Stephen Colbert impression,” which I clicked on and heard John Gibson say this:

    I saw a headline this morning: Now scientists say Pluto isn’t a planet. It isn’t big enough. … My attitude is: Who says? It’s been a planet my entire life. I learned that in the third grade. …. It’s the cold one, the farthest from the sun and, yes, it’s the small one. But no, you can’t unmake Pluto as a planet. Long ago I learned it was a planet and I see no reason to unlearn it. Why should I? Somebody somewhere, some mysterious person who answers to no one and seems to have dictatorial power sets new standards for planets and all of a sudden one of the original nine is dropped? “¦ Actually I don’t know why Pluto got itself unmade as a planet. I didn’t even read the rest of the story, frankly. The headline was all I needed to see to know I’m rejecting this attempt at revisionist history.

    Before, when I’d hear stuff like this, I’d think, “What are they doing at these cable news channels, scouring the airport bars at 1:00 a.m. looking for the most obnoxious drunken opinionated idiot they can find and asking him if he wants a TV show?” Stephen Colbert pinpointed what these pundits do and gave it a name. Now I can watch John Gibson and see truthiness in action. He doesn’t have to read the article, because to him Pluto has always been a planet and science has no right to tell him otherwise. From there, it’s easier to see exactly what is idiotic about his statement: He doesn’t seem to realize that scientists are accountable TO OTHER SCIENTISTS. He’s an idiot because he doesn’t understand the difference between revisionist history and scientific progression, or scientific authority and  dictatorial power, and he’s an idiot because he doesn’t realize that if he had a show in 1930 he’d be complaining that he learned there were eight planets when he was in third grade and he won’t have anybody telling him there are nine. And mostly he’s an idiot because he didn’t even bother to read the article.

    I didn’t tell him all that, though. I just thanked him for making the end of civilization as we know it more tolerable.

    So that’s my story. All I have to do now is wait for my prize, which is not a prize because it wasn’t a contest. I have no idea what it’s going to be, and I really don’t even care what it is, because nothing that comes in a box can match the thrill I felt when I won the Stephen Colbert Green Screen Challenge!

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    ——— DOWNLOAD “Freedom Fighter”: CLICK HERE ———
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    UPDATE: Here’s what I didn’t get as a prize, because it’s not a contest. Damn, no job offer from George Lucas. Sore loser. Still, what a haul!

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    Hey – Ken Plume from Quick Stop here… How about another surprise for Bonnie that she won’t even know about until she looks at her own article? Sideshow Collectibles is going to be sending her a Premium Format Princess Leia to go along with her Colbert prizes – ’cause if your gonna get one white robe, how about another one related to Star Wars?
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    [EDITOR’S NOTE: Will this article be Colberied? We can only hope…]

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    Spook’d #99: Extreme Lair Makeover – County Count

    Filed under: Comic Strips,Spook'd — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:00 am

    by Jeffery Stevenson and Seth Damoose with colors by Anthony Lee

    Larger sized comic | ARCHIVES | OLDER ARCHIVES

    Spook'd #99: County Count

    To see Spook’d host Alastor’s blogging silliness and more fun Spook’d stuff,visit the Spook’d Web site!

    Check out the preview to…

    E-MAIL WRITER | ABOUT JEFF | ABOUT SETH | SPOOK’D BLOG | SPOOK’D FORUM | ARCHIVES | OLDER ARCHIVES

    Disclaimer: All material in Spook’d is fictitious and intended solely for the purpose of entertainment. Names are fabricated and any similarity to real people or places is purely coincidental except in those cases where public figures are being satirized.

    Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 10/16/2006

    Filed under: Movie News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:09 am
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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • Don’t these guys know that this is exactly how you awaken Godzilla? (Thingamabob)
    • Attention aspiring animatators – it’s all about the eyes, and here’s a vital lesson you should take to heart. (Thingamabob)
    • Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah, Here’s a game called, “Camp Grenada”… (Thingamabob)
    • Your Studio & You – Get to the conference room immedaitely for a must-see orientation video… (Thingamabob)

    Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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