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New Tattoo Suggestions, Viagra and Etc.

The Todd is thinking about getting a new tattoo! Maybe a Tiger on my shoulder or a Mermaid on my crotch or a Shark on my chest. I’m open to suggestions. If you have an ideas for what kind of tattoo I should get and where I should put it, email me your suggestions!!!

I’ll pick the best idea and get it! New Tattoo Five!

Anyway.

I met a hottie nurse in the Urology department. It was classic Todd. There I was in the stirrups, getting swabbed with vinegar for my yearly test for STDs. As she was in the middle of handling me, I asked her out. Bang! She said no, because she was a lesbian and in a relationship. So I suggested the 3 of us get together sometime, since we all liked the same things, She politely declined. I understand. She did see me in all my glory and was probably intimidated by my prowess…

Speaking of which…

I have a friend. He likes to carry a little piece of Viagra in his front pants pocket at all times. He says it makes him feel “cocky.” You know, confident, self assured and ready to get busy with the ladies the moment the opportunity presents itself. Now the Todd doesn’t need any help in this department, but who am I to judge what another man wants to do to give himself an extra bit of umphhh…maybe the Todd will get a tattoo of a Viagra shaped blue pill on my arm to signify my virility!!! Virility Five!

That’s it for now…Todd Blog Five!

The Todd

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