Sacred Heart Hospital

Awesome news! Nigel the Janitor and Ted the Lawyer are putting together an Air Band! Finally a chance for the Todd to be lead singer of a band! I always felt I should be lead singer of a band – I owe it to the ladies to stand up there and let them undress me with their eyes. Now they’ll get that chance. All I can say is: enjoy. Have at it. Go hog wild. That’s why I’m there. Who can blame you ladies? No one, that’s who…

It won’t be long ‘til we start performing, as long as my audition goes well. It’s just a formality really, who can sing and dance better than the Todd? I was meant for this.

Can’t touch this… I picked out one of my all time favorite songs to perform, “Everybody’s Working For the Weekend” and I even worked out a little dance routine to accompany it. I am going to “wow them.” Big time. Lead singer five! Air band five! Everybody’s Working for the weekend five!

Who rocks? The Todd rocks! Big time. Gotta go work on my song now, the audition is right when I get off work, so I want to be ready… stay tuned. And ladies hang tight because here comes the big dog.

Air Band Five!

The Todd

P.S.
I didn’t make the band. Bummer…maybe I’ll audition for American Idol instead, they know talent when they see it. Yeah, that’s it… Paula, Simon, Randy here I come!!!

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