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November 7, 2006

Take Me Home Blog #15: We Like Our Sunsets Over Easy

Filed under: Production Blogs,Take Me Home Blog — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:05 am
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After two weeks of sleepless nights, I seem to have boundless energy. I think I may have tip-toed past the realm of exhaustion and entered the one labeled “giddy euphoria”. Maybe it’s relief. Denial. Maybe it’s the veal parmigiana I had at “Monte Carlo”. Regardless, my first project as director has wrapped principal photography and the weight has been lifted. And to further underline my derangement, I’ll say this: I didn’t want it to end.

THE MONEY SHOT

But let me ‘splain further. At 5:35 tonight, we were playing catch up. During our four days of filming, there were several scenes, beats, etc. that I felt were missing. As a result, we hurried over to a generic location inside Slate Run Park in central Ohio to snag those ingredients we needed to enhance the telling of “Untold”. As we cut on what I thought to be our last shot for the film shoot, I realized what was missing: our last shot for the film. THE last shot. The one that makes us feel all warm inside. That leaves us feeling like maybe the world isn’t such an armpit afterall, that just maybe there’s some cause for celebration in this sad and fragile world. Yeah, that last shot. Didn’t have it.

Now my intention all along had been to run back to this spot where we shot an earlier sequence; our lead character lost his hat while dashing down a hill. I thought “wouldn’t it be swell to have him pull his old body back up that hill, grab his hat, and saunter on over the horizon. Magical, si? Si.

But no, that location was a good hour from where we were tonight, and we had about ten more minutes of decent light before dark.

MAYBE IF I DON’T SAY ANYTHING, EVERYTHING WILL HAPPEN THE WAY I WANT IT TO.

Secretly I had hoped that Ed Vaughan, our lead, would chime in with a, “don’t worry, Sam. Wherever you need me to be at this time tomorrow night, I’m there.” Clearly, that wasn’t about to happen; this man had already given up four days of his time for no money. He had run through forests illegally for three straight days. He had walked into somebody’s front door who was not aware there was a film being shot on their property. Clearly this man had sacrificed enough for our little cause.

So I had to think of something excruciatingly fast. I thought of looking for another hill just like the one in our dashing sequence. Not a hill in sight. I thought of using footage we already had. Nothing sprang to mind. So, with about five good minutes of light left on our last day of shooting, I threw down the camera in the grass, we framed our actor up, and we shot him disappearing into the blades of grass. The sky above him fanned out an array of grays and blues, and in the distance a pale pink. It was marvelous. It was the most fun I have had on this entire project.

This project, as I’m sure you may have guessed from my last blog, was not all that fun for me. I had surrendered to panic. I was fondled by defeat. I was sodomized by sullenness (sorry, too subtle?). Here all these people were giving their weekends, even their weekdays to this project. And all I wanted to do was wriggle myself out of the responsibility of any of it.

But then we got that shot. That one that made me feel all funny inside, like the first time you french kiss (am I doing this right? Is this wrong? Is this one of the Ten Commandments?). That shot that made me feel like a pro. Like an old pro. Like maybe I’m not meant solely for great disasters.

What exactly I’m going to do with this newfound self-respect is anyone’s guess. Who am I kidding. Most likely, I’ll go back to the old ways. My comfort zone. To feeling like I should just stick with acting and wait for the SAG checks to float down from on high. Not to mention, I DO still have to edit this thing. To sift through all the mistakes. The soft focus. The weak lighting. The aspirations that fell a tad short.

But until then… giddy euphoria.

Ignorance, afterall, is bliss.

-Sam Jaeger

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November 6, 2006

Interview: Tom Kenny

Filed under: Interviews — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:29 pm

-by Ken Plume

kenny-01.jpgBe it under a rock or deep in a cave upon the highest peak, you must have been living there if the Spongebob Squarepants phenomenon has passed you by. If you’ve been around any child below the age of 15, they can probably tell you exactly who Bikini Bottom’s most famous animated invertebrate is – and, chances are, there are some hip adults that will also clue you in, being fans themselves (I’m looking at you, Fred Hembeck).

As the voice of the krabby patty flipping squarepants enthusiast, Tom Kenny has brought to life a cultural icon the world over… And he’s a nice guy, to boot. In fact, if you’re not aware of the scads of voice work he’s done over the years (including the mayor and narrator of The Powerpuff Girls), then you probably know him from his on-camera work in the legendary Mr. Show with Bob & David (alongside his equally talented wife Jill Talley).

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Also, be sure to take in Nickelodeon’s “Best Day Ever” Marathon this Thursday, November 11th, at 8pm EST.
And now, we pick up our conversation with Mr. Kenny, which took place in the wake of a few slight scheduling snafus…

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TOM KENNY: I don’t know what happened… He said 4:30 yesterday, and I said, “Oh that’s great, I’m in between things and perfect and I’ve got his number…” It was just one of those things where, you know, your phone starts ringing and you’re mailing stuff out, and I didn’t even realize I blew it until this morning as I was making my kids’ lunches. I’m like, “God, I hope this Ken Plume guy isn’t going, ‘I bet if I was USA Today he’d call me back!’ ”

KEN PLUME: No, you don’t get this from Billy West.

KENNY: Yeah, right – Billy West calls back. He knows. Stimpy knows how to use the phone.

KEN PLUME: Billy will take you out to dinner. Send flowers, even.

KENNY: Where are you?

KEN PLUME: I’m in North Carolina, on the coast.

KENNY: Oh, nice.

KEN PLUME: Nice except for hurricane season.

KENNY: Yes, exactly. It’s so funny… I’m so ignorant of the whole internet culture and stuff like that. Is this something that you tape for an iPod broadcast?

KEN PLUME: No, this’ll be transcribed.

KENNY: I even call it an iPod broadcast. I’m like a guy who’s 110 years old. “All these newfangled iPod broadcasts…”

KEN PLUME: And compact records…

KENNY: Compact records! Yeah, I’m super old. I’m going out to dinner with Brian Wilson tonight, which should be a very whacky experience. I’ve never really talked to him except the day we spent on the Spongebob album.

KEN PLUME: Let me tell you, the album’s great.

KENNY: Oh, thank you. Music freaks like it. People who pore over liner notes.

KEN PLUME: I’m one of the few people who “got” the in-jokes in the Paul Decca story short film you were involved in.

KENNY: Oh, that’s great! Cool. Yeah, it was really fun. But yeah, I haven’t talked to Brian since… it’s not like he’s a friend of mine. I don’t really know him or anything, except doing this one session with him. But he called me yesterday, and I thought it was somebody pranking me. I just got this message, (Brian Wilson impression) “Tom, it’s Brian Wilson. I want to go out to dinner with you. Tomorrow. 6:45. Vibrato café.” Click. So I’m like, wow, whoever that is does a not bad Brian Wilson.

KEN PLUME: Yeah, “Damn you Billy West and your practical jokes.”

KENNY: Yeah, well, you know – that’s the problem when you’re friends of voiceover people. It could be Jeremy Irons calling me or it could be Jeff Bennett.

KEN PLUME: Someone should actually compile all the voiceover jokes that people have played.

KENNY: Yeah, and voiceover people are sort of on the lookout for them, but you can really… like one of the VO guys does a dead-on Simon Cowell from Idol, and my wife’s sister is an American Idol fanatic, and we had “Simon Cowell” leave a message on her machine, and she went nuts. At what point do I say this is all a cruel prank? Or should I let her go to her grave… it’s not like she’s ever gonna really meet Simon Cowell and compare notes. Maybe I should just let it go.

KEN PLUME: You say that, but there’s gonna be this odd little meeting at a grocery store one day.

KENNY: “Excuse, me, I almost bumped into you, didn’t I? I called you? No I didn’t.”

KEN PLUME: “I never called you, woman.”

KENNY: “I’m not in the habit of leaving messages on total stranger’s machines, especially suburban house fraus such as yourself.”

KEN PLUME: Then you get an awkward phone call from her and it’s all over. That’s how families are torn apart.

KENNY: Exactly. Suddenly it’s like when Ralph told his old friend that he was president of the Gotham Bus Company, and then the guy actually showed up. Suddenly you’re in a Honeymooners plot.

KEN PLUME: It all eventually winds up in a Honeymooners plot anyway, no matter what you do.

KENNY: Exactly. There’s only 38 ways your life can go.

KEN PLUME: Speaking of which, congratulations on the continued longevity of Spongebob.

KENNY: Thanks. Just for that, I’m sending you a gift basket full of 100-year-old champagne.

KEN PLUME: Oh… no need for that. 50-year-old will be fine.

KENNY: Yeah, it’s fun. I think it would be different if it was a live action show or something. I’d probably be maybe tiring of it a little bit, but with animation you do it once a week.

KEN PLUME: It seems that the longer you go, that they’re giving you more and more flexibility…

KENNY: Yeah. You mean within the sessions? The sessions are always kinda fun and loose and everybody’s there. They’re full cast. So you know, they’re kinda fun, freewheeling kind of affairs.

KEN PLUME: And then you do stuff like the album…

KENNY: Yeah, well, that was fun because I love the characters so much and I wanted to write something for them. And, you know, schedule-wise, it would be kinda hard for me to do any kind of regular writing on any kinda basis on the show. Or even, you know, I guess I could write kids chapter books or something, I could maybe pitch some of that idea… they’ll let me write one or two of those. I felt like I knew the characters and really liked the characters and kinda had this proprietary sense about the characters. I think Steve (Hillenburg, creator of Spongebob) has done such a good job of establishing who they are and what they’re about, that they’re fun to write for. There’s already people writing the show and there’s already people writing the chapter books for kids or whatever, and the one area that it seemed hadn’t really been mined was the CD area. There had been a couple of CDs where they just pulled…

KEN PLUME: Stuff from the show…

KENNY: … clips off, little snippets of songs off a show, off of episodes or whatever. But I kinda wanted to do something a little more ambitious, and something that involved original material, not just stuff that was intended for one medium just kinda being slapped onto a different audio-only medium. It seems like none of the songs that were on those other CDs were really ever intended to live as songs, to stand alone as songs that are structured like a song and have the length of a song, and have…

KEN PLUME: A cohesiveness…

KENNY: Good playing… you know, like really good playing. For one thing, there’s no time. Like, when we do music on the show – Eban Schletter, the music guy, is super talented, and I worked on Mr. Show with him too. He did all the music on Mr. Show. He’s scary talented, but just the budget and the fast turnaround of TV animation being what it is, the composer winds up making a backing track, and everything winds up kinda being a synthesizer. Like, all the horns and everything – especially the harder instruments – are usually samples on a keyboard, even though it sounds like a trumpet or whatever. I kinda wanted to do something a little more handmade and a little more handcrafted with the record, so nothing on the record is a fake or a sample. All the horns are real, all the harps are real, the theremin’s real.

KEN PLUME: It definitely shines through on the album. It has a warmth and an energy that unfortunately is too often missing from even a lot of studio albums from well-known bands.

KENNY: Yeah, especially for kids, you know? I’ve got kids, so I listen to a fair amount of kids’ music just driving around in the station wagon or whatever. And yeah, a lot of it seems kinda phoned in or… not all of it, but some of it seems kinda lazy, almost like, “Ah, it’s just a kids’ album. Do we really need to get a real violinist for a kids album? Do we really need to find a theremin player? There’s only like 10 guys who play theremin in the world. Do we really need that?” And I don’t know, maybe it is weird… like, maybe in terms of a business plan it’s not the smartest thing to do, but that really wasn’t what this record was about. It was really just about wanting to do something fun with Spongebob that hadn’t been done before, and Spongebob has been so merchandised that it’s hard to find any product that hasn’t been done with him already. So I really wanted to do this before somebody else got to it, and had the idea, because I knew they wouldn’t have the same obsessive passion that Andy Paley and I did. But yeah, thanks for saying that about the warmth. I think it really does come out. You know what I mean? I think you can hear… even if it’s only kinda subconscious and subliminal, I think… I don’t know, I think on some subatomic level you can tell when it’s a real drum. No matter how good the sample sounds. You can tell when it’s a real guy bashing away behind a set of drums. It just has a sweat to it and an energy to it that even the most convincing sample can’t.

KEN PLUME: Well, the thing that really gets me in modern recordings – there are two things in a recording that tip it off, it’s not so much the drums, but I personally can’t stand electric piano.

KENNY: I’m so with you! I’m so with you on that! I hate going to see a band, especially if it’s roots music like a blues or jazz guy, something that’s organic and rootsy, and as soon as I see an electric piano, I always get a little let down.

KEN PLUME: There’s such a metallic sound to it.

KENNY: I so agree, and conversely when I go to see a show, and I see a real piano on stage, I just get happy. And I know how hard it is to move a real piano around, so it’s like, I applaud the extra effort of anybody who actually goes to the pain in the ass of transporting a real piano around. I’m so with you on the electric piano. I’m so with you.

KEN PLUME: I just hate when someone hides the electric piano in, like, a grand piano case.

KENNY: That’s hilarious! I know!

KEN PLUME: And I’m not gonna name names, but I was just listening to Elton John’s new album…

KENNY: Ah-hah! You mean the red piano’s a synthesizer?

KEN PLUME: His grand pianos are all synthesizers. They’re all Yamahas.

KENNY: He must have a lucrative sponsorship deal. That’s funny, they just take like the shell of a piano and just stick some crappy little…

KEN PLUME: Yeah, stick an electric board in it. And who are you fooling?

KENNY: That is so funny. Well, Elton has a very keen sense of style. I’m sure he realizes that a real piano looks cooler on stage.

KEN PLUME: Yes, otherwise it’s just a lounge act.

KENNY: Yeah, you don’t want to go and see Jerry Lee Lewis and he’s banging on a little electric keyboard. It just bums you out.

KEN PLUME: Kicking out the little two inch wide stand on either side.

KENNY: (laughing) Yeah! So we did that, which is kind of like a hard way to do it, and maybe harder than it needed to be. You know, the same thing with, like – we decided to make an album that works best if you listen to it in order, like an album. Which really is not really a contemporary way that anyone listens to music. Like, I’m gonna start with track one and listen to all 24 tracks. We tried to make it like a jigsaw puzzle, so that even in the random shuffle world the stuff still stands by itself. And even the comedy bits, when they’re leading into a specific song, at least the comedy bit has a joke in it that lets it stand by itself.

KEN PLUME: What I think was great about it, and I had sort of a cheat sheet since I knew what a huge music fan you were as I was listening to the album – albums, as you said, aren’t constructed like that anymore, as a cohesive whole. People are looking for the single or just throwing in, “Oh, these are the cuts I had done in time for release…”

KENNY: Well, and I think that’s just the way people listen to music now. They buy a song for 99 cents here and a song for 99 cents there, and they kinda program their own… it’s almost back to being a singles world, which in some ways I kinda like. Nickelodeon, and especially Steve Hillenburg, were so magnanimous and non-interfering about letting us do this… I pitched him this record and they gave us a budget and they didn’t really bug us. They didn’t really ask for any editorial input, really. It was pretty great. I felt really lucky that here you’re given the keys to this Spongebob car, and it’s like, this really powerful lucrative brand, and even though it’s this huge international trademark or whatever, I feel like they let us make a really idiosyncratic, like oddball album that let us tip our hats to a lot of things that we’re really obsessive about, or really grateful for, or into. Like old school rock ‘n’ roll radio when deejays mattered and the radio personality was kind of the tastemaker instead of just somebody that was following up a chart, a playlist. And albums, cool concept albums like Who Sell Out and Pet Sounds and Tommy and stuff like that. I love those records where you’re kinda listening to them all the way through, and…

KEN PLUME: You actually sit down for an experience with an album…

KENNY: Yeah, and it’s not even like… I mean, a record’s 50 minutes long, I don’t know if anybody… maybe people will go back to it, like a movie. “Oh, here’s the scene I left off at.” But it also works on shuffle too, which we kinda constructed it jigsaw puzzle-wise to be like that. The stuff we wanted to give a nod to was stuff like Smile and Pet Sounds, and especially Who Sell Out, with our fake radio commercials and things like that. The LA Times compared it to the Roger Waters record Radio Chaos, which I had never heard. But I guess it’s about some evil radio station that wants to take over the world. I’m not much of a Pink Floyd guy, but I thought that was a funny connection that the LA Times guy made.

KEN PLUME: When are you doing the Spongey Horror Picture Show?

KENNY: (laughing) That would be awesome. I’d love to. We want to do a Christmas album. Andy and I are already writing songs for a Christmas album that nobody’s told us we could do yet.

Widge Goes Off #17: And When the Web Was Opened

Filed under: Widge Goes Off — widge @ 8:20 am
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widgepic.jpgHowdy folks. Miss me?

[CONTENT WARNING] This podcast contains foul language and MSG.

DOWNLOAD: mp3 Format (25.2 MB)

All the box office nonsense I could tolerate is in the podcast. For more, check out Box Office Mojo.

How not to sue someone for copyright infringement.

Like The Office? Thank iTunes.

Comedy Central blows it by yanking their YouTube clips.

MySpace cracks down on copyrighted songs. Fun.

Special thanks to Exit Mindbomb for letting me use “Godzilla Will Rule You” from their album Happy Accident for my new WGO music. Check them out on MySpace here and I tried to link up as many songs as I could here.

Widgett Walls is the chief cook and bottle washer for Needcoffee.com. He’s also the author of Mystics on the Road to Vanishing Point and Magnificent Desolation. His personal blog is at OneTusk.com, which he updates when he feels like it. He lives and works in Atlanta, Georgia. He hardly ever sleeps.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/6/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:20 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Watch the first 6 minutes of Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny. (Thingamabob)
  • Hey, remember when Letterman was funny and surprising? I do. It looked like this… (Thingamabob)
  • It’s the Funtastic World of Hanna-Barbera! (Thingamabob)
  • More Sesame Street goodness. The golden an… (Thingamabob)

Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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Party Favors: Hodgman’s Peace Chalk

Filed under: Columns,Joe Corey's Party Favors — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:15 am
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CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA – ESPN has finally aired a real sport and I was part of it.

Thanks to my good friend Norm Chad having to attend a Tilt fan convention in Butte, Montana, the Sports Leader called me to be the color announcer for The Fifteen Annual Ookie Cookie Invitational.  This was my first entry into the world of high stakes professional action. Most of my career involved calling it as I saw it with a pack of amateurs in the back of a certain fast food restaurant as they added a little something special to the mayonnaise jar. But now the sport has moved up to the Zsa Zsa Arena at the Palms Hotel in Vegas. The Maloof brothers treated me, a distant relative, like a brother – the brother who didn’t have a grandfather smart enough to get in the beer business. They didn’t even mind when I kept quoting Killing of a Chinese Bookie to the pit bosses.

This was a transition year as the original sponsor, Keebler’s Town House crackers, was replaced by Nabisco’s Sociables. I didn’t mind the swap since the new cracker does describe the competition. It’s about being sociable even though it is heavily competitive. Ritz Top ‘Ems crackers were in the running, but lost out when Andy Griffith refused to give out the “Flock Cup” to the 2006 Champ. I wanted to pay tribute to Andy during the “winning” moment by saying, “Everything tastes better when it sits on a Ritz.” Damn it. I had already envisioned it as a viral video on Youtube.

Norm was amazing setting me up for the role. He told the bigwigs at ESPN that Ookie Cookie demands a true jerk off behind the microphone. Plus Gabe Kaplan passed since he had an Old Maid tourney in Reno. The ESPN suits were amazed at how I could say the word “strokin'” with so many infections. They were howling when I said, “Someone’s gonna lose an eye on that pop.” Plus they used my slogan, “The only difference between winners and losers is a matter of taste” on all the promos. Norm said it was going to be as big as his “they call him the Matador for the way he lures the young bulls into the ring” line. The suits promised me a guest host gig on PTI when the Cubs win the World Series.

Because of a non-disclosure agreement, I can’t tell you who won or repeat my witty commentary. Also I can’t tell any private interaction of what it’s like working with crack announcer Jerry Langerhold. He taught me a lot about the importance of a good back wax. And tips on how to tell if your hooker is pre-op. Although it was funny when one of the contestants arrived as Ernie with his own set of Keebler elves. Because of the sponsor change, they had to swap out their outfits. Luckily their back up uniforms were fireman outfits. The fans loved the Hose Squad.

So stay tuned to ESPN for the Ookie Cookie action this month. We’re airing after Dominos, Cross Country Lawn Darts and Synchronized Mulching.

I WON’T HURT HODGMAN

If John Hodgman comes to your local bookstore to sign copies of The Areas of My Expertise, show up early and prepare to be marveled. He’s hilarious even when he’s reading out of the book. He makes the hobo historical tales come alive. He’s better than most comedy shows and doesn’t force you to take a two drink minimum. He involves the audience in his show so don’t be shy. And if you bring children, be warned that he does use a little blue language. Although with his expert tone, it sounds less dirty and more like a Canadian reading a Penthouse Forum letter.

We spoke after the reading and discovered that he too was a childhood fan of The Creature Double Feature on channel 56 in Boston. Because of his recent fame playing “The P.C.” in the Apple ads, I asked about the legendary Timex-Sinclair. He laughed because he’d been thinking about the home computer that had barely enough memory to hold a recipe. Neither of us knew how many Timex-Sinclairs you’d have to hook up to get the power of a Mac G5. (The Timex-Sinclair had 2 KB of RAM.) We discussed his chapter on “How to Win a Fight” that dealt with attack ads. I mentioned my recent spat with Yahoo (the website that’s #1 amongst people that will destroy your family values) and how after it hit the web, Yahoo took a 10 percent stock dive. Coincidence? I think now. Hodgman signed my copy of his book, “Please don’t destroy me on the internet.” I agreed to the terms after he gave me a piece of hobo chalk. It’s nice to know that John Hodgman and myself have signed a non-destructive pact. And I won’t use his hobo chalk to damage his reputation.

Even though I’m a lifelong Mac user, I don’t mind considering John Hodgman as a PC pal. Hodgman is now on my list of “Five People I’d Take for Dinner to the French Laundry if The Food Channel Foots the Bill.” Sorry to bump you off the list, Liza.

THE HOSTEL DETECTIVE

I’m hooked on Showtime’s Dexter. Fellow Raleighite Michael C. Hall has proven that the best way to not be stereotyped as the gay funeral home director from Six Feet Under is to play a non-sexual serial killer working for the Miami police as their blood splatter expert.

Dexter is a unique character that would never make it on network TV. The NBC executives would change him so that instead of being a serial killer, he’d collect spoons from his travels across the country. Thankfully in the world of pay cable, he can be cold blooded as he tries to practice selective killing to feed his blood lust. It reminds me of the under appreciated John Landis’ flick Innocent Blood. If you enjoy seeing Sopranos cast members before they met Tony, get the DVD of Blood.

Dexter and his unflinching night and day jobs make the show extra addictive. You may even catch yourself playing a game of solving the homicide case while picking Dexter’s next victim. The show has a great balance of dry humor with wicked violence. It’s great that Showtime is willing to produce shows with edgy subjects instead of flooding us with shows about showbiz people.

I’m not going to compare the programming on Showtime vs. HBO. Since HBO has The Wire going on right now, it’s a dead tie in quality. But between Dexter, Sleeper Cell and Weeds (that features my fellow North Carolina School of the Arts alumni Mary Louise Parker), Showtime is putting on programs that make me forget about watching network TV. Hopefully this season of L Word remembers that some of us tune in to see a little less grieving and a lot more getting it on between the cast. More Mia Kirshner with less headcase action and more lip locking with Carmen.

Once again congratulations to Michael C. Hall who will now have old women ask him if he’s the guy who kills people instead works at the funeral home.

TRIVIA ABOUT ME

Did you know like myself another Raleigh resident that went on to study at the North Carolina School of the Arts is Randy Jones, the cowboy from the Village People? Do you know what it’s like to live in the shadow of the cowboy? Such a burden I don’t wish on my children.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL UPDATE

During my visit to the University of Virginia to see the Cavs play NC State, I was amazed to discover their new basketball arena is named after John Paul Jones. How sweet it is to know that the bassist of Led Zeppelin is finally getting his due after getting screwed out of the Plant-Page reunion. Also they had a building on campus named after The Gooch from Differ’nt Strokes. I was hoping to find out if the student health services was named after Juan Epstein’s Mother.

During the halftime show, the marching band played the themes to various ESPN shows. What the hell? Although they did impress me when halfway through they busted into “Kung Fu Fighting.” The flag girls dropped their poles and started to bust each other up.

You know your football team is having a bad season when the cheerleaders most popular chant is “Don’t! Suck!” And why is it that no matter where you sit in the stadium, your view will always be blocked by a dork with a cowbell? It’s the same way that at a fetish night event how no matter how empty the dungeon is, there will always be a tourist blocking your view of the St. Andrew’s cross action.

CHANGE YOUR STYLE

I’m watching Howard TV and wondering why Savannah Samson looks like a Brooke Hogan impersonator.  I’d consider getting his pay per view channel except they showed that Richard guy yanking down his shorts.

LONG DISTANCE BURGERS

Wendy’s is now setting up their drive thru lanes so you’re now speaking to someone in a remote call center that emails your order to the grill. Let me get this right, I can barely hear a dork less than 20 feet inside the restaurant. Now we have to worry about a person in a call center on the other coast screwing up my fries? And just wait till they outsource this to India. You want curry on that apple pie? The nice thought is that it allows the workers at Wendy’s to spend less time dealing with a customer and more time chatting amongst themselves.

FOX BACK IN THE BOX

Enough with taking the Fox pregame show on the road. The two weeks they were back in a Hollywood studio was better than their lame locations. Do I really need to see morons screaming and waving signs for an hour? And wasn’t it nice to have Jillian Barberie giving us the weather and Terry the business? What’s the point of Joe Buck hosting the show when they didn’t struggle without him? Keep him in the booth, Fox.

A good pre-game show deals with three things: Who is injured, what’s the weather and who talked trash to the press. I don’t need human interest. And ones with weather girls wearing heels as they waltz around the map get my attention first.

MALIBU HOLD UP

According to a guy named Cliff at BCI, they are striking a new transfer of Malibu High which is why the Starlite Drive-In Theater DVD with it and The Virgin Queen of St. Francis High has been delayed. They’ve done a better job at Rhino when it came to restoring these Crown International titles to their late night glory so I’ll be patient.

There’s still no real answer why Classic Media has decided to delay the general release of Godzilla Raids Again and Godzilla Vs. Mothra. They’re still offering it on their exclusive website, but not priced as cheap as Deepdiscountdvd had ’em. I was so hoping to have these titles for my tribute to WOR’s King Kong-Godzilla Turkey Day Monster Mash.

Speaking of Crown International, the trailer for Grindhouse is a tribute to films those guys put out over the decades. I’m already thinking about Grindhouse 2. The follow up needs to contain the greatest of grindhouse genres – hot chicks in jail! Maybe a film about a young girl going cross country. While on a bus layover, she gets into trouble with a local and gets sent off to a redneck work camp. Of course the work done at the camp is making moonshine, mixing up meth, mud wrestling and white slavery. Lot of sweat and BBQ sauce pouring off the screen. Can you sense the numerous shower scenes? QT, call my agent, Lenny Cripes. He’ll arrange the movie magic. The young girl in jail must be played by the Princess Diaries gal. She’s look extra pretty in the hothouse.

TWICE THE VICE

Rejoice for word has leaked out that after the devastating lameness that was the Miami Vice movie, Universal is putting out seasons three and four of the show. In March we shall be getting almost all the remaining pastel goodness. They better not tease us by keeping the final season in the vault beyond Christmas 2007. The saga must be available unbutchered by the syndication cleaver. The kids need to experience the magic of Philip Michael Thomas. And when’s his performance in Death Drug coming to DVD? Philip Michael Thomas should be the next 80s icon revived like Mr. T. Thank goodness Jamie Foxx didn’t steal his legacy.

GREEN ACRES

It’s time to throw more praise at chef Daniel Taylor at Raleigh’s Underground. He has made me a fan of collard greens. Twice now I’ve cleaned my plate of the leafy veggie that’s a southern treat. As a child growing up in all you can eat BBQ joints, collared were more of a dare than food. But now I’m a fan of them if Taylor mixes them up in his cream sauces or bacon broth. Mmmmmm.

Nocturnal Admissions: Book Review, Spy: The Funny Years

Filed under: Columns,Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:10 am
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I was reading the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly the other day and came to the week’s marriages, deals, and obits page called Monitor. Nicole Ritchie was dubbed “diminutive socialite”; affixed to the name of Snoop Dog was the prefix “serial airport nuisance.” This was straight, strict Spy magazine, circa 1988.

Spy is arguably the most influential magazine published in the second half of the 20th century. It’s 112 issues from 1986 to 1990, with only the first 81 considered to be part of the funny years were at the cutting edge of national magazine writing style, visual design, and aggressive A Spy listeditorial positions that made all other papers seem pallid by comparison and which made a mockery of unhip journalists at other publications who were prone to using fakely hip phrases such as “cutting edge.” It was a sad day in January of 1998 when the then new owners of Spy announced that the magazine was shutting down.

But those mournful readers weren’t going to miss Spy. It proceeded to pop up, as a tone, as a visual style, everywhere, in the New York Observer, then EW, then Vanity Fair, not to mention the Internet itself, from Gawker to The Smoking Gun, but which at its worst excesses has adopted the crudity of Spy‘s snark without its elegance.
I will admit to being obsessed with Spy during its lifetime. At the “alternative” newsweekly I worked at for a time I attempted to introduce Spy like elements (but so did others, which usually constituted embarrassing public record filings, a speciality of Spy). Though I loved stories such as the underground excursion into Bohemian Grove, and the media columns on Hollywood and the New York Times, my main focus was on The Spy List, its monthly blind item gossip column in the form of a puzzle. Often they were rather easy to figure, usually thanks to a fictional character whose well-known feature or action who provided the clue that defined the group into which all of the names were corralled, but not being in Manhattan some of them were at first baffling. Then when you finally pieced it together, the palpable, physical sense of satori was exquisite, orgasmic. Indeed, I became so obsessed with the Spy list that I first collected them into collated photocopied pages that I carried around with me to ponder over with friends in bars, and then second, even went so far as to try and write some of my own and submit them to the magazine. I reached the apotheosis of this obsession when, after mailing in my submissions, I actually got a call from someone at Spy. I don’t remember his name, and I am guessing that he was an intern, but on behalf of Spy he actually showed an interest in a couple of my Lists. I should have packed up and instantly moved to New York, but it is a good thing I didn’t, for shortly thereafter Spy was sold, and soon the Spy List was no longer a feature under the new regime. Still, I was about to ferret out a crucial bit of information from the caller. There was one lone Spy list that I was never able to figure out. I said, “Say, while I’ve got you on the telephone, let me ask you this. There is one list I’ve never been able to crack.” I read the first few items on the list. Spy‘s owners will be proud to know that the man did not really crack. He wouldn’t say explicitly what the list was about (and indeed the new book also maintains that the Spy list was an utterly random collection of names), but since I had gone to a lot of trouble on the magazine’s behalf, he must have taken pity on me and said, “Huh, well, it sounds like it’s probably a bunch of stuff in somebody’s office.” I put down the ‘phone and hauled out my list anthology. The intern-editor’s statement was all I need; the solution to the puzzle screamed in my face. I shall leave it to the reader to suss out what list I may have been talking about.
Spy book coverThough I could easily pull down and flip through my near complete collection of the magazine, it is still a delight to relive those days thanks to the publication of Spy: The Funny Years (Miramax Books, 304 pages, $39.95, ISBN 1 401 35239 1), a history of the magazine by its early insiders.

As one of my fellow Spy lovers complained, the only thing missing from the book is a disc or two with all 112 issues on it, akin to the complete run of The New Yorker you can buy for a hundred-plus dollars, but otherwise it takes you behind the scenes at what must have been the most exciting place to work in New York in the 1980s. I could have used a more organized approach to the anthology components of the book but I was grateful for the history tour. In fact, I may be the perfect reader for this book, as I could annotated it as I read along by pulling out of my files media mentioned in passing that measured Spy‘s impact. When primary author George Kalogerakis mentions that New York magazine launched an attack article, I was able to re-read it quickly. When he mentions that the Wall Street Journal ran a front page article bemoaning the cruelty of the magazine, I could pull it out of the same folder and enhance my reading pleasure.

Kalogerakis, with the help of co-founders Kurt Andersen and E. Graydon Carter through the agency of occasional footnotes, walks us through the history of the magazine as seen up close and personal. He paints the times that Spy was about to change, he tracks the influences Time-ese, Mencken, Private Eye), and in the most interesting chapter, to me anyway, describes the editorial process. What distinguished Spy was the fact that from its cover to its occasional index it came at you like a collective force. It had a house style, and was probably the most edited paper on the news rack. Though Kalogerakis reports some writers being at first angry at the editorial interference, they also ended up being embarrassed that they hadn’t written the story that good in the first place.

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The greatest thing that Kalogerakis did in his youthful exuberance was keep a diary of his time at Spy, and it is a pity that he does not quote from it more extensively, though it is probably not publishable in the way that, say, a Saturday Night Live diary couldn’t be. His snapshots of the behind the scenes interplay, hijinks, and in general congenial atmosphere of creativity and risk-taking. I await eagerly a true successor to that most marvelous magazine.

Spook’d #102: Extreme Lair Makeover – Walk-Through of Doom

Filed under: Comic Strips,Spook'd — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:05 am

by Jeffery Stevenson and Seth Damoose with colors by Anthony Lee

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Spook'd #102: Walk-Through of Doom

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November 3, 2006

10 Quick Questions: Borat

Filed under: Columns,Interviews,Trailer Park — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:15 pm
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–by Christopher Stipp

I wish those of you who are going to see BORAT this weekend, and are excited to be doing so after being seduced by the slew of advertisements that assaulted network television in the past weeks, could be doing so without knowing anything about this movie.

borat-01.jpgIf you saw this movie cold like I did, only having a general idea of the film but willing to stampede my fellow nerd cohorts to be at the screening at the San Diego Comic-Con almost 4 months ago, then I could honestly state that this movie would’ve clocked you like a sucker punch. As it stands, however, a lot of you are a warmed to the notion of what you’re getting into and the kind of material that’s present in the flick itself; I am woefully disappointed, as well, that many outlets deemed it fine to release images of The Running of The Jew, thereby spoiling the visual hilarity. That’s alright, though, as this movie still manages to raze any glass temples of those comedies you thought were the paragons of film humor. BORAT demolishes your crap taste in what you believed was funny and happily replaces it with the catchphrases you’ll be mouthing for weeks to come. Lord knows my 3-year old daughter loves to say “Hiiiigh-Fiiiive” and “Thaaaat’s Niccceee…” in a way that only a geek dad like me could be proud of.

That said, I am happy that after contacting Fox Online Publicity regarding really getting behind this film and doing everything I could in order to be a preacher for the religion that is BORAT finally was answered. Today. This morning. I knew if I just stayed with it, if I just showed how much of a fan I was for this crazy Kazakh after only one viewing, if I only mentioned that I could’ve pimped this film every week from July to November, that good things would come of it. I am glad at what I am now able to present to you.

No interview means more to me right now than being able to give the masses, the teeming thousands of you, an EXCLUSIVE look into the world of BORAT and get answers to a very special edition of “10 Quick Questions With…” to Quick Stop Entertainment. Ladies, gentlemen and everything else in-between, I present: Borat.

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KEN PLUME: Do you have any comment at all about Bruno, an individual who has just scored a 42 million dollar paycheck from Universal, is going to be developing a movie based on a show that looks suspiciously close to what you do?

BORAT:

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KEN PLUME: And, a follow-up, how do you feel about Austrians in general?

BORAT:

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KEN PLUME: Your English is remarkably polished for a man that comes from a country where formal education doesn’t seem to be a priority. How did you get a grip on the basic Anglo particulars of the world outside of a totalitarian regime?

BORAT:

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KEN PLUME: Some people have leveled some pretty serious allegations that your quest across America has shown a lot of your subjects to be poor representations of Americans in general and that you purposely selected targets to get the greatest comedic reaction. How do respond to that?

BORAT:

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KEN PLUME: Looking at the movie now what do you think is the starkest realization you can make about what this film represents?

BORAT:

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KEN PLUME: What was like trying to convince Larry Charles to go along with you on this journey of yours and was there any hesitation on his part to get involved in this production?

BORAT:

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KEN PLUME: What kind of frustrations did you have to overcome in order to be able shoot the kind of film you wanted with the money you had and was there any give-and-take with managing your needs with the needs of the studio?

BORAT:

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KEN PLUME: Why do you think people, even I, are having a visceral reaction to this film’s material in general?

BORAT:

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KEN PLUME: I am amazed by the groundswell of interest this movie has garnered as the film’s release date has come closer but do you think that your job, as an artist, is to simply reflect what you see or was there a germ in your mind about what you suspected you’d find when you plotted this film’s progression from pre-production to post?

BORAT:

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KEN PLUME: Kazakhstan is situated right above Uzbekistan, the site for one of the bloodiest anti-government protests in Central Asia, hundreds of innocent people literally mowed down by government forces as the nation’s dictator, Islam Karimov, gave the directive to do so. Uzbekistan is enjoying the benefits of working with the United States by allowing detainees to be “interrogated” and “questioned,” and no doubt tortured, on Uzbek soil. Do you think Kazakhstan has the huevos to step up, do what’s right, one-up those Uzbekian lightweights and show them what oppression really means?

BORAT:

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We’d like to thank Fox Online Publicity for all of their help in setting up this interview.

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Comics in Context #153: Top Drawers

Filed under: Columns,Comics in Context — admin @ 4:44 pm
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That redoubtable comics news blogger, the Beat, regularly refers to “the comics-loving New York Times,” and that description is largely apt. Last year The New York Times Sunday Magazine inaugurated its new section “The Funny Pages,” including a weekly comic strip by a prominent alternative cartoonist, each of whom does a story that runs for several months: the first contributor was Chris Ware, who was followed by Jaime Hernandez, and currently by Seth. Though it would have seemed highly improbable even two years ago, Times readers are now accustomed to regularly seeing writer George Gene Gustines’ news reports on the superhero genre, in comics and other media.

cic2006-11-03.jpgBut then on October 30, 2006, the Times ran an article by television reporter Bill Carter with the headline “It Doesn’t Take a “˜Comic Book Nerd’ to Create a Superheroes Hit.”

I write my own titles for this column, but I have learned that generally in the world of magazines and newspapers, editors rather than writers devise the titles for articles. So perhaps, you might think, Carter and his subject, Tim Kring, the creator of the new NBC series Heroes, did not thus disparage the audience for comics. But you would be wrong. “”˜I was not a comic book nerd,’ Mr. Kring said,” according to Carter’s article. It’s just amazing that it has not occurred to Mr. Kring that it is not good public relations to disparage much of your core audience.

I suspect that I see a trend emerging. As the mainstream becomes more interested in comics and graphic novels, some of these newcomers to the medium will feel obligated to distance themselves from those of us who have known and appreciated comics as an artform all along. The newcomers will position themselves to appear as discerning observers with good taste; we will still be stereotyped as nerds and geeks.

Mr. Carter seems not to think highly of the comics audience, either. He writes that “With an audience of 14.3 million on Oct. 23, more than the comic-obsessed are watching now.” Would these be the television-obsessed, then? Or does Carter only consider aficionados of art forms he thinks are outside the mainstream to be obsessives?

Carter also asserts that “The world Mr. Kring comes from seems almost antithetical to the comic traditions. He was a religious-studies major who somehow turned that interest into a master’s degree in filmmaking.” So Kring has a background in mythology and in visual storytelling. That seems to me to be a proper foundation for writing superhero stories.

Of course there remain that large contingent of comics buffs who glory in being stereotyped as nerds and geeks. For example, on November 1, 2006, the venerable TV soap opera Guiding Light, with cooperation from Marvel, ran an episode in which one of the characters gained super-powers and became a costumed heroine called, of course, the Guiding Light. Marvel did a tie-in comics story, written by Jim McCann, who told the Times’ Gustines (October 31, 2006) about “writing the sound effects for Wolverine’s unleashing his claws and Spider-Man’s shooting his webs. He said, “˜I geeked out typing SNIKT and THWIP.'” This isn’t the most felicitously phrased statement to be immortalized in cyberspace, either.

The Guiding Light episode and the success of Heroes both demonstrate that a taste for the superhero fiction that originated in comics is not confined to some supposed subculture of social misfits. Carter quotes Kevin Reilly, the president of NBC Entertainment, as stating that in Heroes, “We have the only real hit of the fall, and it’s growing.” In the same article Kring says about comics that “the truth is that nowadays that world is so pervasive, especially when you have kids, that you go to movies in the summertime and that’s what you see.” This is becoming part of the mainstream in American entertainment.

How far does this cultural shift extend? The last time that I visited the Metropolitan Museum of Art, I stumbled across a new temporary exhibition titled “Series and Sequence: Modern Photographs from the Collection.” Each display in this exhibit consisted of a series of photographs that were taken by the same photographer and that were meant to be shown in a specific sequence. As the introductory wall text stated, these were “groupings that highlight serial progression and narrative sequence and thus go against the traditional authority and autonomy of the single image.” These “groupings” may not have been cartoon art. Only one of these series, a set of photos by Chris Burden, recording his encounter with a woman, actually told a story. Each photo in another series was accompanied by a sheet of paper with a typed description. Hence, this sequence combined words and pictures. But all of the series in this exhibition were indeed “sequential art,” to use Will Eisner’s term for describing comics.

I quite like the Metropolitan’s assertion that in these examples of sequential art “go against the traditional authority and autonomy of the single image,” by which the Museum presumably means the conventional paintings, drawings and photographs exhibited in museums. That is an intriguing approach to looking at comics.

Upstairs the Metropolitan’s galleries for drawings, the Museum was temporarily exhibiting illustrations from children’s books of the late 19th and early 20th centuries by artists including Maxfield Parrish, Howard Pyle, Arthur Rackham, and an artist whose work I hadn’t known, Peter Newell, the illustrator of a 1902 edition of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. Perhaps this was a response to the Dahesh Museum’s show of classic American illustration earlier this year (see “Comics in Context” #132). It may also be further evidence that the best of popular culture, given sufficient passage of time, becomes incorporated into the canon of high art.

The works by Newell, Pyle and Rackham were efforts at conveying a story through pictures. Looking over these displays, I found myself reflecting that the first great Master of American Comics, Winsor McCay was a contemporary of Newell and Pyle. Why shouldn’t McCay be exhibited at the Met, too? (Actually, I recall seeing a McCay collection in the Met’s book shop over a decade and a half ago.)

On this same visit to the Metropolitan, I looked through another new temporary exhibit, “Coaxing the Spirits to Dance: Art of the Papuan Gulf.”
One label stated regarding Papuan ritual dances that “During these performances, spirits entered the masks and possessed the dancers, allowing them to do remarkable things.” This is why I like museum exhibits of tribal masks and costumes. They serve as reminders that the masks and costumes of superheroes are modern counterparts to the masks and costumes of ancient tribal religions.

Sequential art. Illustrations for children’s books. Masks. Thirteen years ago the Met did a retrospective of drawings by Honore Daumier, the 19th century French illustrator and caricaturist. Three years ago the Met did a retrospective about Philip Guston, whose later paintings were quite cartoonlike, noted in its wall texts that Guston was influenced by George Herriman’s Krazy Kat, but failed to show any examples of Herriman’s work (see “Comics in Context” #20). I wonder how long it will take the Metropolitan to put together the puzzle pieces and do an exhibition about comics.

The bad old days are not so long ago. Take the case of Roy Lichtenstein, the late Pop artist who is best known for creating variations on comics panels. Back in “Comics in Context” #4, I recalled the Solomon R. Guggenheim’s 1993 Lichtenstein retrospective, whose introductory wall text commended him for appropriating images from sources that, it claimed, had no artistic value, including comics, and converting them into art.

Thanks to Colleen Doran’s blog (for Oct. 18, 2006) and an article in The Boston Globe, I learned about art teacher David Barsalou’s “Deconstructing Roy Lichtenstein” website. (It’s here, but I warn you, if you’re on dial-up, it’ll take a long, long time to load.) Barsalou has been tracking down the comic book and comic strip panels that Lichtenstein used for source material, and posts them next to reproductions of Lichtenstein’s work on his website. The results are eye-opening.

The Globe quotes Jack Cowart, the executive director of the Lichtenstein Foundation, as saying, “Barsalou is boring to us.” Here is yet another example of a person who does not comprehend how to talk to the news media. He comes off sounding like a stuffed shirt caricature of an academic who finds people outside his elite circle tedious. But Cowart does deign to respond: “Barsalou’s thesis notwithstanding, the panels were changed in scale, color, treatment, and in their implications. There is no exact copy.” That’s true, but to look at the Lichtensteins side by side with the original source material is to realize that Lichtenstein unmistakably copied the essential figure drawing and all or much of the composition of these works from the original comics. Much of the artistic vitality and power of Lichtenstein’s pictures comes directly from their sources in comics (including work by such important figures as Carl Barks, Joe Kubert and Russ Heath; I’ve even spotted a Lichtenstein that seems adapted from Jack Kirby). The Globe article points out that in the music world this would be called “sampling,” which, an intellectual property attorney quoted in the piece says, “is considered stealing.” I would add that in the comics world it’s called “swiping.” Cowart protests that “Nobody seemed to raise this issue way back when.” Ah, but now mainstream culture has started taking the comics medium seriously, and Lichtenstein is being found out. (Indeed, to my taste, certain Lichtensteins on Barsalou’s website are inferior to the original comics sources as artwork.)

Cowart also declares that “We are all in favor of having the drawers and writers receive as much credit as humanly possible.” The “drawers”? What, are they furniture or underwear? Can’t Cowart bring himself to call the people who drew and inked the original comics “artists”? And if the Lichtenstein Foundation is so concerned with crediting the “drawers” of the source material, why didn’t they already do what Barsalou is doing now?

Right now, the Whitney Museum of American Art is holding an exhibition called “Picasso and American Art,” demonstrating how Picasso’s work influenced many major American artists of the 20th century. There are Lichtenstein works in this show, hanging alongside the Picassos that inspired them. Hence viewers can see for themselves exactly what Lichtenstein took from Picasso and how he changed it to suit his own purposes. So here’s an idea for a retrospective: “Lichtenstein and American Comics.” Why not hang Lichtenstein paintings alongside reproductions of the comics he used as sources? The Museum of Modern Art’s “High and Low” show in the early 1990s paired some examples of Lichtensteins with comics, but I’m proposing using this compare-and-contrast scenario for an all-Lichtenstein show. Such an exhibition would ideally set viewers thinking about the artistic merits of the original comics as well.

Even as museums and galleries grow more interested in comics as the new century progresses, I wonder how much 21st century comics artwork will be available for eventual exhibition? In an October 22 entry on her blog, Colleen Doran reflects on how lettering, coloring, and even, increasingly, inking is done on computers now, and how publishers increasingly prefer artwork to be delivered via discs. “Since so many artists aren’t even really doing inks anymore – they are sketching their work and tweaking it in Photoshop – I wonder about the values of comic art,” she writes. “I’ve heard some collectors say they have trouble finding hand lettered art directly on the page, and classic comic art with lettering and inking, is becoming very attractive.” This echoes the warnings sounded on the “Brush Masters” panel I moderated at one of the Big Apple Conventions last year (see “Comics in Context” #132).

You can see original comics art. complete with inking and lettering, at the “Masters of American Comics” show that I have been covering for the last two weeks. Another of the virtues of this exhibition is that it never condescends to the comics medium, to the individual artists whose work is displayed, or to comics aficionados. (The sole exception is an essay by a contributing writer to the Masters of American Comics catalogue, as you shall see.)

The show is currently divided between the Jewish Museum in Manhattan and the Newark Museum in New Jersey. When I left off last week I was still making my way through the Newark Museum’s galleries, where work by classic comic strip artists is displayed.

The next Master in the show is Frank King (1883-1969), the creator of Gasoline Alley, which has been going through a critical rediscovery and reappraisal. In books about comics that I read decades ago, Gasoline Alley seemed most notable for defying the convention that comics characters never aged, or did so extremely slowly: King’s strip presented a community whose members aged in real time.

One claim that the “Masters” show makes for Gasoline Alley in a wall text is well over the top: “Gasoline Alley is the Our Town of the comics pages, and the family history that has unfolded in its panels for more than 80 years reads like the Great American Novel.” Most of the Gasoline Alley I’ve read was done after King’s death, and I only know King’s own work from individual Sundays and daily strips, not from entire story arcs. Nevertheless, I find the idea that King’s Gasoline Alley reads “like the Great American Novel” hard to swallow. Is it really on a level with the novels of, say, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Herman Melville, Mark Twain, Henry James, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway, or William Faulkner? Certainly none of the individual strips in the exhibit’s King section show any trace of that level of literary quality. Even the comparison to Thornton Wilder’s Our Town goes only so far, since the last act of Wilder’s drama, set in a graveyard among the spirits of the deceased, reveals the play’s deep and dark foundation of pessimism about the brevity of existence. From the examples on display, King’s Gasoline Alley seems genuinely sunny in comparison. (Similarly, Krazy Kat‘s desert setting reminds New York Times art critic Michael Kimmelman of Samuel Beckett in his October 13, 2006 “Masters” review, but Herriman’s work is free from Beckett’s underlying despair.)

“Masters” co-curator John Carlin more persuasively contends in the wall text and the catalogue that King “was one of the last newspaper artists to follow his [Winsor McCay’s] lead” (Masters p. 61). This is demonstrated by King’s early strip Bobby Make-Believe, which was obviously inspired by Little Nemo. In a 1918 Sunday page in “Masters” Bobby imagines himself ascending through the clouds, becoming gigantic and walking on the moon and Saturn’s rings, and even riding the tail of a comet, before returning to reality (p. 210).

I notice two major differences between this particular Sunday strip and Nemo. Nemo falls asleep and has dreams which are beyond his conscious control. In contrast, Bobby is daydreaming: he is consciously imagining what he sees. Nemo is repeatedly awed by the wonders he witnesses in Slumberland, and often terrified by them, causing him to awaken. In this installment, at least, Bobby, who seems to have a short attention span, is quickly bored by the marvels he conjures up for himself, as if he were a creative artist who did not value his own talents.

Although on weekdays Gasoline Alley dealt with homey realities of everyday life, “King’s Sunday pages,” Carlin states, are “filled with unexpected fantasy and visual inventiveness” (p. 61).

Some of the show’s Gasoline Alley Sundays follow the Nemo/Bobby pattern. In the Sunday, August 19, 1934 strip (p. 62) Skeezix, then a boy, observes the reflection of the sky in a lake, and then imagines himself entering this “upside-down world” and flying/swimming about among the clouds and birds flying upside down. In the Sunday, June 28, 1931 page (p. 219), Skeezix actually does dive into the lake, whereupon he imagines seeing fish as big as he is: has he shrunk or have the fish grown gigantic?

I am less impressed than the curators by two pages in which Skeezix’s adoptive “uncle,” Walt, takes him for “our annual walk among the autumn colors” (Sunday, November 4, 1928 and Sunday, October 20, 1929, pgs. 216-217). The colors on these two newspaper pages on display have faded with time, but studying the reproductions in the catalogue, I doubt that even when the pages were new, I would have found these pale yellows and dull oranges for autumn leaves appealing; I’ve seen far more vivid coloring done in comics even within the limitations of four-color printing.

More interesting to me is the return of the show’s “metafiction” theme. In the 1928 strip Skeezix, here not yet a teenager, talks about his hobby of painting, and Walt uses the example of the autumn leaves to teach Skeezix about color. “Nature is the best teacher of color,” he tells Skeezix; “See there–she uses the contrast of orange and blue for a startling picture.” But of course Walt and Skeezix are actually part of a picture themselves, drawn by King, and presumably colored by him as well. King is explaining his ideas about color and line to the reader through Walt’s lecture to Skeezix. In one panel, King even breaks the illusion of reality. Walt and Skeezix seem to be standing in a void, looking at islands floating in an orange sky. Look more carefully and you may detect that King intends that the islands are rising from a lake, and the sky (with a setting sun, as the final panel makes clear) and its reflection in the water both have an orange hue. But King did not draw a line dividing the water from the sky, so it looks as if Walt and Skeezix have entered some orange void, as if they were Doctor Strange traveling through one of Steve Ditko’s surreal dimensions.

Throughout this 1928 strip Walt speaks of Nature as the creator of the effects of color around them, as if Nature were a sentient being. Perhaps in referring to Nature, Walt and King actually mean God. King is the artist who created the world of Gasoline Alley and the natural vistas in this sunday strip, and God is the artist who created the real world, which King here presents as the highest work of art. Speaking of Nature (or God), Skeezix says in the last panel, “She paints better than I can,” presumably speaking on behalf of King.

In the 1929 Sunday, Walt looks about at the autumn colors and exclaims, with surprisingly stylized language for an everyday man, “Oh, that I were a poet and could put into words the thrill of these toasted avenues!” (Well, the word “toasted” doesn’t work.) He continues in the next panel, “I wish I was an artist so I could fix this fleeting splendor on a canvas!” But of course King is an artist and a writer (if not a poet) as well. But the point of this Sunday strip seems to be King’s confession, through Walt, of his inability–and perhaps that of any human–to fully capture the beauty of nature. Walt says, “If I could paint it, people would never believe it.”

In a November 30, 1930 Sunday page (p. 66) the leaves have almost all fallen from the trees, and Walt and Skeezix wander through a dark, ominous landscape that suggests the darkening days of late fall. Carlin asserts that the heavy dark lines King uses for the trees and ground in this Sunday “mimic woodcuts” (p 64). But he doesn’t mention that Walt actually says so at the start of the strip: “Here we are, Skeezix, in the style of the old woodcut pictures.” In other words, Walt and Skeezix are aware that they are cartoon characters, drawn into a comic strip! To my mind, the deep blacks and stylized drawing style of this sequence reminds me of Expressionism. I am particularly struck by the dark, overhanging clouds in one panel, which King represents as masses of disconnected black dots, surrounded by a white halo of light, against a dark sky consisting of black horizontal lines.

Two other Sunday strips in the show combine the Bobby Make-Believe daydream motif with this concept of Walt and Skeezix walking through a picture. In the May 10, 1931 Sunday (p. 60), Walt and Skeezix use a compass to draw circles, and King fills the backgrounds of the panels with complex patterns of concentric circles. Skeezix decides to “make an outdoor picture with a compass,” whereupon Walt and Skeezix walk into a version of the outside world with strong curved and circular shapes: round trees, a rainbow, undulating ground, enormous oval leaves, and finally a huge setting (or rising?) sun. The strip ends with Skeezix claiming, “I draw better circles than Nature does.” Skeezix can’t outdo Nature/God at color, but here King is pointing out that the perfect circle does not exist in nature, and hence is man’s creation.

In the November 2, 1930 Sunday (p. 67), Walt and Skeezix are looking at a modern painting when Skeezix decides they should enter the world of the picture. And so they do, wandering amidst an expressionistically distorted landscape, and finally encountering a monkey with a Cubist face. Walt dislikes what he calls “modernism” from the start, and Skeezix ends up agreeing, but presumably King is actually paying homage to modern painting by doing the day’s strip in this style. In the final panel Skeezix says, “That was an awful dream, Uncle Walt! Or was it a dream?” So is this a strip in the style of Bobby Make-Believe, in which Walt and Skeezix imagine this expressionistic world? Is this distorted world a modernist version of one of Nemo’s nightmares? Or is this another example of Walt and Skeezix knowing they are in a comic strip and traveling into drawings done in a different style?

What most seems to impress King’s latter-day admirers are the Sunday strips which consist of a single large background, like a beach, which King then divides up through a grid of panels. One or more characters might then wander from panel to panel across this otherwise static landscape. One example of this, a Sunday page from August 19, 1934, is not in the book, but is part of the online “slideshow” that accompanies Michael Kimmelman’s “Masters” review in The New York Times. Carlin observes in the book that “These pages are shown from an aerial perspective, similar to that found in many Japanese paintings and prints” (p. 64). So it seems that some American comics were influenced by Japanese art long before the current infatuation with manga. These King pages, with the panel grid superimposed over a single background, strike me as cinematic: it’s as if the “camera” pans from panel to panel, often following an “actor” as he makes his way through a setting.

The next Master is Chester Gould (1900-1985), creator of Dick Tracy, whose
title character Carlin calls “perhaps the best known and most iconographically potent comic character aside from Mickey Mouse” (p. 74). Even leaving aside the objection that Mickey began in animation, what about Superman? And do contemporary readers really know Tracy, whose strip’s glory days were over a half century ago, more than Charlie Brown?

But Carlin is correct in focusing on Gould’s skill in visual iconography: Dick Tracy is the literally square-jawed detective, a visual symbol of relentless righteousness and avenging justice, who is pitted against evil that takes the form of what Carlin calls “the best collection of grotesque villains ever assembled” (p. 74). (That last quotation could use a little tweaking: it’s definitely the best collection of grotesque villains created for a newspaper comic strip. Carlin does not mention Dick Tracy‘s obvious influence on Batman, whose hero was also square-jawed in the 1940s and 1950s, and whose rogues’ gallery may have been partly inspired by Tracy’s.) I admire Robert Storr’s observation in his essay in the catalogue that “in a fallen world such as the one Gould posited, primal abominations constantly reasserted their hold in ever viler forms” (p. 226). It is as if evil in Tracy’s world is like the mythical Hydra, with many heads–Flattop, Pruneface, and the rest of these monsters in bizarre human forms. Storr refers to Gould’s “urban eschatology” (p. 226), implying that Tracy is an avenging angel doing battle with these demonic figures who threaten to transform the city he protects into hell on Earth.

Carlin also correctly states that Gould’s “way with the contrast between black and white. . .closely paralleled film noir” (p. 74), whose heyday coincided with that of the Tracy strip. The look of American film noir was influenced by the German Expressionist films of the 1920s and 1930s, and in his review Michael Kimmelman quotes Art Spiegelman as calling Gould’s style “blueprint Expressionism.”

Gould could create astonishing effects: in a July 17, 1943 daily (p. 223) he places the menacing figure of Mrs. Pruneface in silhouette, streaked by slanted white lines representing the driving rain of the literal storm that has broken out about her.

The Times slideshow presents a Sunday page from August 4, 1957 (p. 71), which creates a mood of foreboding by casting a mountainside into deep shadow and a young woman with a gun into ominous silhouette. In the final panel Tracy is shot directly in the forehead (shown in enlarged version on pgs. 72-73). Gould walks the edge here: there is no blood or gore shown, but the bluntness and explicitness of the violence is still shocking. (And how Tracy survived this, I have no idea.)

These examples suit the reputation of Gould’s Dick Tracy. But the example of Gould’s work in the show (but, alas, not in the book) that most impressed me was a daily strip from March 27, 1952 that was set at a funeral. The first panel shows a cemetery behind a fence. In the second panel Tracy, a woman and another man, who are partly concealed (perhaps Tracy’s wife Tess and detective partner Sam) stand together on the left, facing off-panel, while a large tree dominates the right side. The third panel has a black silhouette (a tombstone?) to the left (paralleling the tree in the previous panel), and a tombstone, clearly shown, to the right, with figures of mourners in the background. The concluding panel shows the back of someone’s head–Tracy’s adopted son Junior, I think–with a word balloon, “I’ll always love you.”

This sequence makes such a sharp contrast with that panel of Tracy getting shot in the head. In that Sunday page Gould confronted us with the violence head on (so to speak). But in this funeral sequence Gould works through subtlety and indirection, focusing on objects–the tombstones, a tree, a fence–rather than on people. Whereas he could have shown us Junior Tracy’s face wracked by sorrow, perhaps even weeping, instead Gould shows us the back of his head. Instead of going in for the open show of emotion that we might expect, Gould avoids the traps of sentimentality and cliche, and mutes the emotional tone of the scene. In doing so, Gould instead captures the somber, even numb mood that so many mourners actually do experience at funerals, which, after all, take place after the initial shock of the loved one’s death. This is a brilliantly done sequence, and gave me new insight into Gould’s work, which is just what a museum retrospective for a familiar artist should accomplish.

Considering that Art Spiegelman pulled out of the show, we are now seven Masters down with eight more to go. To be continued next week.

ADVERTISEMENTS FOR MYSELF

On Monday, November 6 at 7:00 PM, contributing writers Tom De Falco, Dan Wallace and I will be doing a signing of DK’s new Marvel Encyclopedia at Barnes & Noble’s store in the Chelsea section of Manhattan (675 Sixth Avenue at 22nd Street). The Beat informs me that the Encyclopedia is on BookScan’s graphic novels best seller list (and it’s not even a graphic novel). Come one, come all!

You can find my report on the United Nations’ “Cartooning for Peace” seminar in the October 31, 2006 edition of Publishers Weekly‘s Comics Week.

–Copyright 2006 Peter Sanderson

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #20: Pachinko Fever

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #20: Pachinko Fever – [adult swim]’s Dana Snyder and Ken Plume’s weekly chat podcast returns with celebrations of their 20th podcast, talk of pachinko machines, and a surprise or two.

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Scrubs Blog: Jeff Marx Talks Musical Scrubs

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VIDEO BLOG #64: “Jeff Marx Musical Interview” ““
This week, we chat with Avenue Q‘s Jeff Marx about coming in and writing the music for the musical episode…

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Trailer Park: Vote on Tuesday, kids. It’s the right thing to do and the tasty way to do it.

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By Christopher Stipp

Archives? Right Here…

Note bene: I just wanted to start off with a bit of a tease for next week. 2 nights ago I saw THE FOUNTAIN here in Tempe, Arizona. I don’t know how or why but I was additionally allowed 10 minutes with Darren Aronofsky the next morning at his hotel for a 1:1 right before he flew away. I’ll save all my comments until then but, suffice to say, THE FOUNTAIN has the ability to define what it is to live and what it is like to lose while breaking your heart with every frame that slips and glides by your eyes.

I’m keeping things real short this week because I really indulged in some storytelling last week as I replayed the events that led up to my appearance in this month’s Moving Pictures magazine. Did you all run out to get it? It’s got a picture of Lucy Liu on the cover so you can purchase it just for her if you want a real reason to get a magazine. I know there are a lot of people who could go either way with Lucy but color me a fan of hers just for that mouse-y pose she struck in CHARLIE’S ANGELS II for Sir John Cleese. Yummy.

Also, I wanted to do two things before sending you people on your collective way this weekend:

1. Go vote this Tuesday. A lot has been made of the apathy that so plagues this generation and I can’t say I don’t agree with how far down we are as a collective voting body on the list of people who actually give a fuck what happens to us as a nation but, please, for the love of all that’s holy, take some time on the way home from work, Lord knows many of us actually have jobs to tend to, and pull that lever. Or punch some chads or, as we do here in God’s country, Arizona, we’ve got to color in arrows. Yeah, we do, I’m not kidding. Democrat or Republican, show those buttheads who think that the Internet is made of tubes, courtesy of Ted Stevens (R-Alaska), and that Internet service providers deserve to charge you more for access based on a promise that tele-co’s would upgrade slow-ass copper wire with fiber optic lines, and have now since reneged on, that you don’t appreciate the liars that are in there now; you want liars in there of your own choosing.

2. Big ups to my man Rich N. who solicited me for a donation recently. Called the St. Baldrick’s Foundation this organizaion gives money to CureSearch National Childhood Cancer Foundation and it is dedicated to raising funds for childhood cancer research. Coming from a family with a fireman I always enjoy helping other first-responders whenever possible and, being a mick myself, I have a soft spot for anything that comes close to being affiliated with St. Patrick’s Day. Rich emailed a few people looking for donations as one of the goals for this charity results in not only money going to a good cause but the person drumming up the support and dinero has to shave their head when it’s all done. So, it was with a hearty laugh that I whipped out my AmEx and tossed a few bucks his way if for the delight and amusement of getting a photo weeks later with the attachment labeled “Rich_Shaved.jpg.” I admit that attachment scared me a bit with a name like that but here Rich is, bald and lovin’ life. I don’t speak New York-ian very well but I can say that’s “week’id ha-d-core.”

…SO GOES THE NATION (2006)

Director: James D. Stern, Adam Del Deo
Cast:
Paul Begala, Mary Beth Cahill, Thomas (Tad) Devine, Terry McAuliffe, Matthew Dowd
Release: October 4, 2006 (Limited)
Synopsis:
A documentary that examines America’s tumultuous electoral process through the eyes of diverse politicians, activists, and voters. The 2004 presidential election between George W. Bush and John Kerry provides the stage, showing how the voting public is manipulated by both parties’ leaders and their political marketing machines.

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Prognosis: Just vote, you assholes. I mean, a lot of you out there don’t care you’re being cornholed by your elected officials but show a little spine, would ya please? Kinda yeah, kinda nah.

One of the most important things about having to sway people to see your movie is that when the intended audience are jamokes like me, who have zero clue about your feature, you’ve got to hook me within the first ten seconds or I start to wonder why I’m looking at boring trailers and I’m off to find free porn.

This trailer has some unique angles to work around but it’s hard to get over how exquisite the computer graphics are in the opening sequences, the Katie Couric’s voiceover letting me know that Ohio is too close to call, as does Wolf Blitzer, as the contentious topics of debate for the 2004 election scroll over the screen. That hooked me. I can get what’s going on and I feel fairly engaged as a casual onlooker.

But then I’m deflated like a hot balloon that’s been put in the freezer.

“We’ve got truth on our side.”

We get some digital video about how awesome it is that so many people came out and volunteered to come help the campaign of Kerry/Edwards. Of course, we all know how that went and I think we linger way too long on this lost cause that has been beaten like a dead whale in every sort of public forum. Yet, we’ve got the star of MY SCIENCE PROJECT, Fischer Stevens, crazy eyed Steve Buscemi, star of THE KARATE KID III, Hilary Swank, all to tell me what I already knew a couple years ago.

Yes, Michael Moore, if the majority of Americans did show up at the polls George W. Bush WOULD have been punted like a pigskin from the White House but, as you know, we didn’t do what a lot of blowhards said would happen this time.

“In the last 42 years, only two democrats have won the presidential election. Why?”

We’re halfway through this thing and NOW you want to pique my interest? You see it’s a little late to be saying the one sentence that grabs me by my eyeballs. And, worse yet, we linger far too long with getting to the point which is this: the Kerry/Edwards campaign weren’t as nearly as organized as Bush/Cheney with regard to planning and execution.

That’s it.

The campaigns of these two dudes were so diametrically opposed that it was Bush’s angle at getting people to vote for him, while Kerry tried to sway those who would be swayed instead of being methodical not emotional in their attack, that ultimately led to Kerry’s demise as a contender; and we great talking heads to tell us again and again, in this trailer, to tell us this fact.

So why do I need to see this movie in the theaters? And, to tell you the honest truth, there just isn’t one here. You’ve told me everything I need to ostensibly know about this movie and I am just as well to just wait until video in order for this flick to tell me why democrats lost an election to the republicans.

SURF’S UP (2007)


Director: Lisa Addario, Joe Syracuse
Cast: CJeff Bridges, Shia LaBeouf, Zooey Deschanel, James Woods, Jane Krakowski, Jon Heder, Mario Cantone, Brian Benben, Michael McKeana
Release: June 8, 2007
Synopsis: This animated mockumentary, based on the revelation that surfing was actually invented by penguins, will take audiences behind the scenes of the exciting Penguin World Surfing Championship.

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Prognosis: Positive. I don’t care if this movie turns out to be a piece of SHARK TALE crap this is a solid trailer for a kids movie that I would want to see on my own.

It’s hard to deny the fact, the pure essential truth, that when you pitch a kids movie studio opens its wallet to a point because they know they can nearly be guaranteed of a certain amount because of the dearth of flicks in the marketplace. This explains a lot of scum in the marketplace and why straight-to-DVD “sequel” Disney flicks like BAMBI and LION KING do so damn well. This would even explain why a TOY STORY 3, no matter how shitty if Disney made it without Pixar, would’ve yielded a certain percentage just because of its cache with its youthful fan base. This movie, though, gets kudos from me because the makers could’ve slapped a milquetoast trailer on this thing and released it unto the world.

Instead, we get a thoughtful, creative trailer that some people put effort into with an eye towards really creating a voice. You can he-haw all you like but I appreciate having to stop for a moment and figure out what’s happening; this kind of risk is lost on a lot of people but penguins and surfing? What the fuck? Exactly.

“As soon as there was the first wave”¦there was the first surfer.”

The image of a penguin on a surfboard, etched like glyphs on a long deserted cave wall, papyrus and even a Japanese block print, first caught my cynical nature and I nearly dismissed what was happening. The voiceover is not ironic when it takes the lore of surfing and applies it to the animal kingdom, penguins, and if this wasn’t so absurd I would’ve dismissed that too.

The voiceovers feel so genuine as “old footage” of penguin pioneers in surfing, the piano suite twinkling in the background doing a superb job of keeping the conceit perfectly believable, and I actually had a great laugh as one enterprising penguin in archival black and white crashes his hybrid surfboard into a reef, the pieces scattering everywhere with the penguin’s fate in serious question.

“He lived so hard because he wasn’t afraid to live”¦he wasn’t afraid to die”

Big Z, the ostensible focus of this voiceover’s, this particular penguin’s, life seems to be the alpha surfer who we follow for a bit in this pseudo-docu trailer and I dare you to scoff at the clip where Z takes on a few story tall wave; it’s hard to tell where the animation starts and where photo-realism ends. It’s a wonderful blend to behold. We see how the young penguin who we’re going to be following was influenced and it’s as good of a backstory that most movies ever give us.

And then, blickety-bam, rock n’ roll is infused to this trailer, Red Hot Chili Peppers-like, and we see this little penguin just riding a wave in the same kind of cinematic blend that just shows how you don’t need to splash freakish amounts of color, a la SHARK TALE, MADAGASCAR, etc., to catch the attention of people who would otherwise pay to see your movie.

Finally, a reason to look forward to seeing a movie with the kids.

HOME OF THE BRAVE (2006)

Director: Irwin Winkler
Cast:
Samuel Jackson, Jessica Biel, Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson, Brian Presleyr
Release: December 15, 2006
Synopsis: The story of four American soldiers nearing the end of their tours of duty in Iraq. Shortly after learning their unit will soon return home, they are sent on one final humanitarian mission to bring medical supplies to a remote Iraqi village. The unit is ambushed and takes heavy losses. The surviving troops suffer both physical and psychological injuries.

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Prognosis: You had me at hello and then you cheated on me. For those who may or may not know, I am a fan of Frontline on PBS.

I am not one to dwell, like some, on The History Channel where I can see Allied forces tear apart Nazis or pick apart issues that drove us as a nation into the Vietnam War. Just doesn’t hold my interest. Now, put these issues into a context that informs the here and now, something that I can get a handle on, and you’ve got my undivided attention. That said, I am innately interested, by default, for movies that want to render fictional moments against the backdrop of recent history. WORLD TRADE CENTER? Maudlin. UNITED 93? Moving. The key here is being unique with everything that goes into a production. The former wanted to Ron Howard things and the latter wanted to be honest. This movie, though, seems like it wants to be a little BLACK HAWK DOWN with a dash of COURAGE UNDER FIRE. Not a bad combo but the trailer is really solid.

I like, I really like, that we open with the establishment of location “70 miles south of Baghdad” and a haunting score that succinctly sets the tone for the kind of ominous portent of what’s to come. I enjoy the moment so much that I damn well ignore Fiddy Cenn’s presence. True, we might as well be hit with an obvious brick in the nuts when Jessica Biel and Co. start talking about going home, everyone else making plans about what they’re going to do when they get there but that’s forgivable when the second obvious brick finishes off my testes when a dude riding in a convoy essentially says he’s got a bad feeling about this; I’m just hopeful there is going to be a wicked firefight and that Fiddley Sent catches an RPG to the chest.

And just like that we get a bottleneck that is reminiscent of CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER, although, to be fair, CLEAR was a little more dramatic than what seems to happen here. I mean, really, one rocket and it’s over? One? And to top it, Fliddy makes it through.

We don’t dwell, thankfully, on the fight, it’s not extended, and I’m impressed because this movie could have easily been sold on the conflict but we really get right into the thrust of the film’s center: the aftermath of war and what it does to people on the inside. And then, I’m dropped emotionally like a $2 hooker when we get Dave Matthews’ “The Space Between.”

Huh?

The music doesn’t really jive with the posttraumatic stress disorder angle that could’ve easily been more crafted rather than the pop effluence that is the undeniable stylings of Mr. Matthews being pumped like a spewing artery through my speakers. I can see where there is some promise of how these people all react to being in the line of fire and having to live with the things they went through in Iraq, violent behavior and despondency being great examples, but I feel that a lot of slo-mo hugging and disingenuous smiling that ends this trailer just smacks of Ron Howard-ness that doomed WORLD TRADE CENTER to mediocrity.

If Flippy Cien-t commits suicide, a very real product of this war that Frontline explored in honest detail, I might be inclined to actually pay to see this.

300 (2007)

Director: Zack Snyder
Cast:
Gerard Butler, Lena Headey, David Wenham, Vincent Regan, Rodrigo Santoro
Release: March 9, 2007
Synopsis: Based on the epic graphic novel by Frank Miller, 300 is a ferocious retelling of the ancient Battle of Thermopylae in which King Leonidas (Gerard Butler) and 300 Spartans fought to the death against Xerxes and his massive Persian army. Facing insurmountable odds, their valor and sacrifice inspire all of Greece to unite.

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Prognosis: This’ll put hair on your chest…And balls. What an absolute coup.

You think to yourself that while you rocked the party hard with your re-imagining of DAWN OF THE DEAD you need to curry even more favor with the hopelessly virginal dweebs who don’t really know what to make of a work that, while sharply written, needs to attract a big chunk of audience and create a big buzz. Solution?

You bring a teaser trailer to Comic-Con that absolutely explodes with bombastic noise and testosterone, death, war, screaming, yelling and bare boobs that swish and sway in slow-motion. And then proceed to show it a few times within the time allotted to you.

Score.

Now, while the hooters are gone, did you really think they’d let them be unfurled unto the world in all their womanly glory, this trailer gnashes on silt and dirt while calling it sustenance; and, while it’s at it, it would like to start a fight with your mom.

There isn’t much in the way of a voiceover to couch what you’re seeing in the opening images, soldiers slowly falling off a sharp precipice, a kid squaring off a wolf that looks like it could be a hellspawn demon dog of Gozer from GHOSTBUSTERS and a randy looking monarch of some kind on his stately throne, but that’s alright. I’m being roped in and this is the way to do it.

“This”¦is”¦Sparta!”

I’m a Gerard Butler fan. Eff his work on DRACULA 2000, that wretched junk heap of a film, his talent really bled through the screen in DEAR FRANKIE. Here, as well, his charisma as a leading man demands your respect with the stoic bravado that mires so many other movies that have dudes reciting monologues that seem spoken just for the sake of speaking them in that manly intonation, your eyes rolling backward in its disingenuousness. No, here, his threats, his weapon at the ready, and that kick which just knocks down that fool in a well that Borat would well reserve for some Jews just lights a fire in me. It’s effective.

“Then we will fight in the shade.”

What’s more is the Nine Inch Nails suite that accompanies the other unrelated sequences here; it really captures the spirit of the movie in a way, I would posit, that trumps a lot of other “cast of thousands” productions. Things feel dirty, messy. The way they should be.

You can’t expect to try and wrangle the ladies in with this trailer and it’s really bold, and refreshing, to see a campaign just slice out that 50% of the potential audience and just represent the movie’s hard edge without regard to any superfluous romance or foo-foo hook to be everything to everyone.

Splendid.

Weekend Shopping Guide 11/3/06: Rock The Vote

Filed under: Shopping Guides — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:10 am

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

After Shout! Factory’s wonderful treatment of the complete NBC Network 90 run of SCTV, I was disappointed to learn that what was originally intended as a complete release of the first season of the original syndicated run had instead morphed into a Best of the Early Years (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) set featuring 15 episodes from the second and third seasons. I hope that whatever issues prevented complete season releases eventually gets worked out, but until then, it’s nice to have anything from these seasons. The 3-disc set features 4 audio commentaries, a brand new interview with Andrea Martin, a featurette spotlighting the Old Firehall home of Toronto’s Second City, and a vintage news report on the explosive popularity of Bob & Doug McKenzie.

As with any outsize personality whose very name has become a corporate identity, Walt Disney has become more myth than man. Lionized on one hand and demonized on the other, Neal Gabler’s massive Walt Disney: The Triumph of the American Imagination (Knopf, $35.00 SRP) is the even-handed, heavily researched biography that’s sorely been needed. If you want to know about the man and where the myth originated – plus get some long-standing myths refuted – this is the definitive story of the man behind the mouse.

In the lead up to the 2000 election, South Park maestros Trey Parker & Matt Stone announced that they would be doing a Comedy Central sitcom based on whoever wound up winning in November. They developed shows based on both a Gore and a Bush outcome, but when the dust settled, the show we got was That’s My Bush (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$26.99 SRP). It’s depiction of a bumbling rube at the mercy of his advisors would eventually prove to be completely accurate, but the show itself – despite being a hilarious satire of both the administration and old school sitcoms – lasted just 8 episodes. The 2-disc set features the entire run, plus audio commentaries with the cast, Parker, and Stone.

While the magician out front may be performing the tricks, it’s Jonathan Creek (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP) who actually designs the tricks. As portrayed by comedian Alan Davies, he’s a shaggy, unassuming guy who toils in the background, a genius unknown by the public… At least until his identity is uncovered by a nosy investigative journalist (Caroline Quentin) who needs his help in solving a murder… And once you have one sleuthing adventure under your belt, why stop there? What follows is one of Britain’s most enjoyable mystery series, with equal parts drama and humor. The complete first series of Jonathan Creek features all 5 adventures, plus exclusive interviews, screen tests, and an audio commentary.

Always on the lookout for a genuinely funny sitcom (which has increasingly become a rarity), I’m understandably a bit wary of any new show that comes down the pike – I’ve been burned far too many times. Everybody Loves Chris (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$50.99 SRP), though, was a pleasant surprise – well-written and an amazing cast, led by young Tyler James Williams as Chris. The series is loosely based on the Bed-Stuy childhood of Chris Rock, when his parents sent him to a largely white school outside of his neighborhood. What sets the series apart from most sitcoms – and in the same class as shows that have come to be called classics – is that its comedy is rooted in reality, and completely identifiable. I just hope it doesn’t rapidly deteriorate into the cartoonish buffoonery that scuttled the once-promising Malcolm in the Middle. For now, the first season of Chris is a gem, and a set well worth checking out. The 4-disc set features all 22 episodes, plus audio commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, audition tapes, bloopers, and more.

Like the titular flying mammal, Meat Loaf has returned to the depths to set the monster loose in the third Bat Out Of Hell (Virgin, $18.98 SRP), which features a clutch of new Jim Steinman tunes, along with tracks from Diane Warren, Nikki Six, James Michael, Marti Frederiksen, and Desmond Child. While the tracks are full of the operatic bombast we’ve come to expect from Meat, the songs themselves don’t approach the modern classics found on the original Bat – which is not to denigrate what’s to be found here, but they certainly have quite a legacy to live up to. What is a revelation, though, is Meat’s vocals – in recent years, he’s allowed the theatrics of his singing to get too out of hand, to the point where he’d often sound like a parody of himself. In the new album, however, he’s pulled it back and is singing better than ever. Though he claims he’ll never do another album, I hope this reinvigorated Loaf will reconsider heading back into hell in the near future.

The 6-disc BBC Atlas of the Natural World (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$99.98 SRP) is an amazing collection of nature documentaries exploring habitats from North America to the Antarctic. The documentaries featured include Land of the Eagle, Spirits of the Jaguar, Wild South America, and Life in the Freezer. All in all, it’s a spectacular journey around the globe – and it’s got plenty of penguins. Penguins rock.

How do you possibly tackle a documentary about the legendary car customizer and 60’s icon Ed “Big Daddy” Roth? Well, you probably do it as a series of animated tales featuring the voices of people like John Goodman, Brain Wilson, The Smothers Brothers, Matt Groening, Tom Wolfe, and many more. That’s how. Tales of the Rat Fink (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) is that film, and it’s packed with bonus features, including a rare interview with Roth, interviews, a deleted scene, and more.

There’s nothing particularly artistic about the episodes featured in the second volume of the late 80’s Super Mario Bros. Super Show (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), but so help me, I can’t help but like the animated Koopa-bashing adventures of those daring plumber-brothers Mario and Luigi (or their live action equivalents, particularly Captain Lou Albano as Mario). This 4-disc set features an additional 24 episodes, plus a fan featurette, a costume gallery, concept art galleries, and four bonus episodes.

While it never achieved the critical acclaim of its siblings Cheers or Frasier, there’s a reason why Wings (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$38.99 SRP) ran as long as it did – it was a solid, enjoyable sitcom with a wonderful cast of characters and great actors to realize them. The 4-disc complete third season features all 22 episodes, but not a single bonus feature. Whither Tim Daly?

It has been a long, slow slog to get the complete run released, but the fifth and final volume of Speed Racer (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) is finally available, featuring the last 8 episodes of the show. Who wants to bet the complete series set we should have gotten in the first place is just around the corner?

It becomes increasingly difficult to differentiate the various seasons of the various incarnations of procedurals like CSI, but suffice it to say that the fourth season of CSI: Miami (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$64.99 SRP) features the continuing crime-solving adventures of David Caruso’s Horatio Caine and his crackerjack forensics team. The 7-disc set features all 25 episodes, plus audio commentaries on 6 episodes (“From the Grave,” “Prey,” “Felony Flight,” “Urban Hellraisers,” “Shattered,” and “Payback”) and a quartet of behind-the-scenes featurettes.

Although he arguably made funnier films as a solo artist, the films that Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin made together during their white hot rise to superstardom are pleasant enough, as you’ll find if you partake of the 8 flicks collected in the Martin & Lewis Collection: Volume One (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP). Those films include My Friend Irma, My Friend Irma Goes West, That’s My Boy, Sailor Beware, Jumping Jacks, The Stooge, Scared Stiff, and The Caddy. They’re largely excuses for Jerry to pratfall around and Dean to launch into song, but what more did you expect?

The fromage runs as deep as the offshore death trap protected by the lifeguards under the aegis of Lt. Mitch Buchannon (David Hasslehoff), but there’s no doubt that there’s much to guiltily love about the loathsome stories abounding in the first two seasons of Baywatch (First Look, Not Rated, DVD-$34.99 SRP each). These are strictly bare-bones releases – with poor music clearances (not even the theme song!) and some missing episodes due to rights issues – but for so cheap a price, I’m sure many of the show’s fans will still snap them up.

It certainly wasn’t highbrow theological fare, but compared to the new version, the original Omen was a classic. Maybe it’s because this slightly rejiggered Omen (Fox, Rated R, DVD-$29.99 SRP) feels far too slick when compared to the atmospheric 70’s take on the little boy antichrist. And I don’t buy Julia Stiles as a mother, either – even if it is the mother of evil incarnate. Bonus features include an audio commentary, extended scenes, and behind-the-scenes featurettes.

If you need a Spongebob fix until the next season set comes out (and you can’t get “Best Day Ever” out of your head), pick up the latest 7-episode collection – Spongebob Squarepants: Whale of a Birthday (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP). There. Now stop jonesin’ already.

It’s not until you see a documentary like The Making Of Miss Saigon (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$24.95 SRP) that you realize just how delicate – and fragile – putting together a successful Broadway show can be. Is the book good? How about the songs? And can you find a lead actress able to pull them off? That was the challenge faced by producer Cameron Mackintosh here, and it took auditions around the world before they finally found star Lea Salonga.

It’s been unavailable for a few years, but the 2-disc special edition of Die Hard (Fox, Rated R, DVD-$26.98 SRP) is back on shelves and a must-have presentation of a great action flick. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted & extended scenes, newscasts, and more.

If it weren’t for the presence of Jennifer Love Hewitt, I probably wouldn’t have given Ghost Whisperer (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$72.99 SRP) another glance, seeing as how bored I am with the entire touchy feely “touched by the paranormal” genre that seems so prevalent these days. But then there’s Love Hewitt, whose enthusiasm for even the thinnest of concepts tends to be infectious, so you could care less about how fuzzy-feeling her whole “I communicate with dead people and convey their messages to the living” schtick is. The 6-disc complete first season features all 22 episodes, plus audio commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, and a blooper reel.

The Hitchhiker: Volume 3 (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP) features another 10 dark, terror-filled tales of the decidedly unhappy wanderer whose path you most certainly do not want to cross. Guest stars include Bill Paxton, Kelly Lynch, Michael Madsen, and Lauren Hutton.

So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/3/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:05 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • The second episode of Sucks Less, with Kevin Smith. (Thingamabob)
  • It was only a matter of time before someone put 50 marbles in a blender… (Thingamabob)
  • More Sesame Street goodness. One! One more clip! Ah ah ah ah… (Thingamabob)
  • Nathan Lane is Nathan Detroit… Keep an eye out for J. Jonah Jameson. (Thingamabob)

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November 2, 2006

The Fred Hembeck Show: Episode 79 – Wild Thing

Filed under: The Fred Hembeck Show — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:10 am

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Anybody out there remember when Senator Bobby had a hit record?

It was back in the earliest months of 1967 when the Senator’s version of the Troggs immortal “Wild Thing” inched its way up the charts. True, the quirky cover version peaked at the number twenty position and only spent four weeks in the Billboard Top Forty, but even with the limited exposure such middling sales insured, the combination of a faux Bobby Kennedy very awkwardly “singing” the lasciviously primitive rock anthem was more than enough to guarantee at least one sale – to ME!

You’re all familiar with the now-famous Kennedy Boston accent, right? And you probably know most of the overly simplistic lyrics to “Wild Thing” too, I’m betting. Okay, then – take a moment and try combining the two in your head!

Plain out and out hilarious, huh?

Well, it is – ESPECIALLY if you’re a fourteen year old boy at the time!

Man, I played that 45 over and over, and then over again, so much so that I knew every single vocal nuance and aside by heart!

I just discovered that there’s a very short article posted over at the Time website, extracted from the magazine’s January 13, 1967 issue, one that deals with the record (here’s the link). To give you a slightly better idea of what I’m babbling about, allow me to quote them quoting some of the record’s lyrics:

“Stand by,” the control room orders. “This is ‘Wild Thing,’ Take 72, Senator.” The music begins. “Bobby” comes on in the heavy-breathing opening stanzas with all the lustiness of a dried cod:

Wild thing, you make my heart sing. You make everything groovy. Wild thing.

“That’s perfect, Senator,” says the producer. “Lay it on them.” “All right,” the Senator tells his sidemen, “Teddy, on the ocarina, let’s go . . . Eunice, a little more tempo there.” Then Bobby is cued for the big sock finish. “Come on and hold me tight,” he begins laconically, but from the control room a voice interrupts: “A little more Boston soul, Senator.” Later, when he waxes too hot (“O come on, wild thing”), the producer cautions: “Not so ruthless, Senator.”

Yeah, that used to break me up every time!

And as a bonus – a big, BIG bonus – the flip side of this single featured the very same musical track, only “sung” by a Senator McKinley. This. y’see, was a parody of the long-time Illinois Senator (1950-1969), Everett McKinley Dirksen, an elderly, gravel-voiced politico whose flag-waving, spoken-word ditty. “Gallant Men”, was topping out at number 29 on the charts that very same month of January.

(Need I mention that THAT was one slab of round vinyl I took a pass on? I thought not…)

While not nearly as well known as the dulcet tones of a Kennedy, the growling impersonation effected by Senator McKinley – think a slightly less intelligible version of Soupy Sales pet canine, White Fang – was nearly as laugh-inducing as the record’s A side. At the time, I had no idea who was responsible for this two-sided gem, but thanks to the miracle of the Internet, I’ve since learned it was an actor named Bill Minkin (who later also apparently appeared in the film Taxi Driver, among a whole slew of other credits), working in conjunction with a comedy troupe called Hardly Worthit. The group released an entire LP of political yuks as well, and I imagine things were going along just swimmingly…

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Then Bobby Kennedy was assassinated.

That put the kibosh on any Senator Bobby follow-ups (I would’ve liked to have heard him take a go at “Light My Fire”…), but – in a strange and extremely weird twist – nonetheless helped lay the foundation for the oddest Top Ten record of all time…

But first, a digression of sorts.

Back in August, my long-time pal, Roger Green – along with his lovely wife and daughter – stopped by for their annual visit. Inasmuch as Rog and I are the same age, and knowing him to be a repository of pop music info, I eventually got around to asking him if he was at all familiar with Senator Bobby’s version of “Wild Thing”. Most people, I’ve found, aren’t. Sadly, Roger was no exception to this anecdotal rule. Even more sadly, there was no possible way I could share the inspired wackiness of this fabled recording with him, as, to the best of my knowledge, not only isn’t there a CD reissue floating around anywhere out there, but I myself no longer even own my copy of that precious little 45rpm disc! (I have NO idea what became of it – I’ve generally been pretty good about carting along everything I ever bought previous to turning legal age my entire adult life, but this unique memento mysteriously escaped my clutches long, long ago. Damn…)

Anyhow, failing to land on the same page during our “Wild Thing” discussion (though I did drop in the provocative fact that the song was written by Chip Taylor, Jon Voight’s brother – and thus, uncle to the prototypical Wild Thing herself, Ms. Angelina Jolie!…), the conversation soon turned to ANOTHER politically connected cover version. But here’s the odd thing: Roger began talking about a post-Dion take on “Abraham, Martin, and John”, which, while it didn’t ring a bell with me, prompted me in turn to counter with memories of a post-Jackie DeShannon version of “What The World Needs Now Is Love” – and it STILL took us a few minutes to realize we were both talking about the very SAME recording!! Because, while I had completely forgotten the “AM&J” portion of the recording, there’s NO way I could’ve EVER forgotten the rest of the most peculiar number to ever crack the Top Ten – even though I hadn’t heard it since it reached the number eight position on the Billboard charts back during the summer of 1971 – Tom Clay’s astounding “What The World Needs Now Is Love/Abraham, Martin, and John”! !

Understand please that, even though I’ve frequently listened to Oldies radio stations in the three and a half subsequent decades, this was one disc that absolutely NEVER was exhumed for a revival spin after its initial burst of popularity! Sure, you might well hear oddities like “The Ballad of the Green Berets” and “They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Ha!” on rare occasions, but trust me, the aforementioned (you should pardon the initials) “WTHWNNIL/AM&J” never, ever left the vault.

Imagine then my twisted sense of delight when Roger confessed to actually OWNING a copy of this elusive track!

The Mowest single release (Mowest being a subsidiary of Motown – and more on THAT later) appeared on Mr. G’s copy of “20 Hard-To-Find Motown Classics, Volume Two” (as well as the somewhat easier to obtain “Motown Sings Bacharach”), and recently Roger – who maintains his own illuminating webpage, Ramblin’ With Roger, don’tcha know – created a theme CD of his own entitled “John, Bobby, and John”, a compilation on songs dealing with John Lennon, RFK, and JFK. Appropriately, Roger chose to end the proceedings with the number currently under discussion – and you can read all about Roger’s disc (which, yes, he ever so kindly sent me a copy of) by going here. (Nice job overall, Rog, though excuse me if I pick a few nits – where was Elton John’s Lennon tribute “Empty Garden”, or the Byrds JFK salute “He Was A Friend Of Mine”? Sorry, but I felt compelled to ask…)

Credited to a long-time Detroit DJ, Tom Clay, the recording commences with a man – presumably Clay – asking a young girl (who couldn’t have been very much older than three, if that) a series of questions, as the tinkling piano strains of Bacharach’s popular melody plays quietly in the background…

Man: What is segregation?
Girl: I don’t know what seggeration is.
Man: What is bigotry?
Girl: I don’t know what biggery is.
Man: What does… hatred mean?
Girl: I don’t know what that is..
Man: What is prejudice?
Girl: Hmm.. I think its when someone’s sick.

The toddler’s innocent mispronunciations add an extra layer of pathos, but before things get too cute, we segue sharply into the sound of marching troops and then gunfire. Good morning Viet Nam!

After that startling interlude, the Blackberries – the female trio providing vocals for the recording – offer up a brief snippet of “Abraham, Martin, and John”, after which, things get REALLY weird…

We’re suddenly transported back in Dallas on that dark, dark day of November 22nd, 1963. Apparently we’re listening to an on scene reporter’s broadcast as he witnesses first hand that infamous moment in history, all the while the girls croon “What The World Need Now Is Love” mournfully in the background. Here’s just a short portion of his report:

Somethings happened here, we understand there has been a shooting. The presidential car coming up now, we know its the presidential car. We can see Mrs. Kennedy’s pink suit, there’s a Secret Service man spread eagle over the top of the car. We understand Governor and Mrs. Connolly are in the car, with President and Mrs. Kennedy. We can’t see who has been hit if anybody’s been hit, but apparently something is wrong here, something is terribly wrong…

Yeah, don’t we know it.

Then we soon shift to another voice..

We interrupt this program to bring you a special bulletin: Dallas Texas, the flash, apparently official: President John F. Kennedy died, at 1 p.m., central standard time.

Another quick stanza of “AM&J”, and it’s time for some stirring excerpts of Martin Luther Kings’ famous “Mountaintop” speech, all the while – yes – the ladies continue to croon Hal David’s well-intentioned lyrical plea for peace over Burt B.s warm melody.

Back again to “AM&J” (which, compared to the other tune, makes but a cameo appearance on this audio melange, readily explaining why I so easily managed to forget its inclusion, pivotal though the usage of its transitional nature may be…), and now it’s Bobby’s turn. He triumphantly tells his campaign workers that it’s on to Chicago in his bid for the Presidential nomination, but then – uh oh – shots ring out!

Again we get to listen to the words of an on the spot reporter, and these are even more chilling than those of the fellow who watched as JFK’s motorcade sped away. Clearly shocked, the reporter implores the crowd surrounding the fallen Robert F. Kennedy to quickly subdue the assassin, and to track star Rafer Johnson, “Get the gun Rafer! Break his thumb if you have to!”, concluding with “We don’t want another Oswald”, which is used as a cue for our final “AM&J” segue, morphing into Teddy Kennedy’s eulogy for his slain brother, his voice quivering, near to breaking at several junctures. As the heartfelt tribute to JFK by his younger sibling RFK concludes (you all KNOW what the gals are singing in the background by now, right?…), the dialogue between Clay and the little girl that kicked things off is replayed once again in its entirety, giving the nearly six and a half minute recording a cold – and stark – ending when she innocently utters her line about prejudice being when somebody is sick.

Whew!

It’s an… interesting piece of work to be sure, something you might want to hear once, maybe twice, but certainly not something that stood up well to the scrutiny afforded the heavy airtime a top ten hit of the day generally received. And yet, there it was, played nearly as often as the then latest Three Dog Night smash (and I think everyone of a certain age can testify just how annoying the phrase “Jeremiah was a bullfrog, he was a good friend of mine” all too soon became…).

My most vivid memory of “WWTNNIL/AM&J” came while sitting on a warm, sunny Long Island beach with some friends one late summer day in 1971, the transistor radio tuned to 77 WABC-AM, the mood peaceful and mellow, when suddenly THIS thing comes piping out of the tiny speakers! No, it wasn’t the first time we’d heard it – not by a long shot. Fact is, me and my buddies had long since been inured to its poignant message, as the incessant repetition eventually spawned instead some mindless teen-age mockery (I was 18 by this time – but not particularly mature for my age. Some say that still…). The well-intentioned – if somewhat morbid – purpose behind this aural montage soon gave way from a thoughtful consideration on the nature of violence in our society to a bounty of inappropriate jokey catch phrases. Each one of my buddies – fine, decent fellows, every last one, I assure you – all took a turn at imitating that poor, clueless little girl! And who could even count the number of times the command, “Get the gun, Rafer! Break his thumb if you have to!” was used as a giggle inducing non sequiter in my little circle of goofball associates? Sitting on a blanket that day, expecting to hear a Beach Boy surfin’ classic, or maybe something by Tommy James and the Shondells, this instead came over the airwaves like a bucket of cold water thrown right in the face! WHAT were they thinking?

I never found out. Tom Clay never had another hit, and back then, if you had a question about some obscure topic or another, well, good luck, brother.

But that was then and this is now, and now we have Google! So, thanks to my buddy Roger giving me the opportunity to hear this curious cut again for the first time in (ulp) 35 years, I thought it was high time to investigate matters a mite bit further. Here’s what I found..,

Clay was indeed a popular Detroit DJ back in the fifties and sixties, but by the early seventies, he had no steady gig. Eventually, he landed a three week fill-in job on KGBS, and, overwhelmed by the spirit of the times, put together his little medley, apparently with no plans whatsoever to release it on vinyl. However, one night, Berry Gordy – head honcho of Motown Records – heard the piece, and was impressed enough to offer Clay a contract to release it for real on the aforementioned Mowest label. Oh, and let’s not forget the fact that, years earlier, Clay had been instrumental in propelling Marv Johnson’s “Come To Me” – the very first Motown hit – onto the local charts while working at another Detroit station, helping to launch an empire in the process. So obviously, Gordy owed the man a favor, and if he could accomplish same while concurrently extolling a message of peace and tolerance to the masses, well, all the better.

Of course, once Clay’s follow-up number, “Whatever Happened To” stiffed big time, that was the end of his association with Motown. Whatever happened to, indeed…

But that’s not quite the end of our story. In his blog, Roger wondered if this was the same Tom Clay also responsible for a 1964 Beatles novelty recording (take a look here). Yup Rog, same guy – even though, as noted next to the photos of said memorabilia, Clay never actually got to accompany the winners of the contest sponsored in his name to the Beatles’ Detroit show, as he’d already left the station by that time. Why? Well, perhaps this excerpt from the Tom Clay entry over at Answers.com will shed a little light…

He left CKLW in 1965 on the heels of a questionable promotional scheme, one of many Clay masterminded over the years. Over CKLW’s airwaves, Clay offered a membership card to what he called the Beatles Booster Club for one dollar and an SASE. What donators were supposed to receive was a card or a decal. The responses were overwhelming, lining Clay’s pockets with more than 86,000 dollars, as there were more than 86,000 letters in Clay’s recently rented P.O. box. With cash in hand, Clay resigned from CKLW and lived lavishly for awhile.

Yessirree folks, that’s right – according to Internet sources (which are rarely, if ever, wrong), the man who appealed so creatively to the social conscience of a generation of AM radio listeners in 1971 had, only a short half decade earlier, lined his pockets with their mailed-in dollar bills with a scam that puts Soupy Sales jokey attempt at same completely to shame!

“What the world needs now is love?” Perhaps, but it would seem that for Clay, “All You Need Is Cash”!

Sigh. We sure could’ve used Senator Bobby at a time like that.

What the world truly needs now is Hembeck.com! Get the link, Rafer! But try not to break your thumb…

-Copyright 2006 Fred Hembeck

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/2/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:05 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Go check out what the boss has been up to. (Thingamabob)
  • Brer Rabbit sure knows how to pick a car… (Thingamabob)
  • More Sesame Street goodness, in the form of “Near & Far.” (Thingamabob)

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November 1, 2006

Brat-halla #152: Norse Force – Wrath of Hod

Filed under: Brat-Halla,Comic Strips — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:00 am

by Jeffery Stevenson and Seth Damoose with colors by Anthony Lee

NEWS: Well, all good things come to an end”¦ but not this comic. Seth and I (after a lot of thought and debating) have decided to move Brat-halla over to a new website. We’ll keep posting here for the next week or so to let the casual readers get the news, but we’ll now be a part of Graphic Smash. We’ve enjoyed our time here, but we really wanted to make the comic (and its archives) easier to read for new readers and our long-time readers. Spook’d will keep chugging along here at Quick Stop.

Larger Comic Version | ARCHIVES | OLDER ARCHIVES

Brat-halla #152: Norse Force - Wrath of Hod

For extras, visit the Brat-halla Web site!

Check out the preview to the Image comic Jeff writes…

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Take Me Home Blog #14: Why It’s Hard To Reach When Patting Yourself On The Back

Filed under: Production Blogs,Take Me Home Blog — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:10 am
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Author’s note: The author would like to apologize for his romantic musings below, and especially for the seemingly deliberate unfunny nature of the following blog. He attests that he tried to “bring the funny”, but was dismayed to find that “the funny was not to be brought’n”. He appreciates his readers’ understanding on this matter. “His readers” being his father and possibly someone looking for the Scrubs blog.

UNTOLD: DAY ONE

Day one should have been two. Possibly three. Alas, in an effort to consolidate our shooting schedule, and also because of the horrendous weather Ohio’s having, our first day of shooting Untold was a mild disappointment. And I must admit, the blame should fall on my shoulders. Why? Quite possibly because that’s how I wanted it.

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH OF A BAD THING

I’m drawn to failure. Hooked, actually. Most people that know me would assume that I must be content with where I am in my life; I’ve got a wonderful fiance, a steady acting career, and a one-eyed cat that adores me. Not exactly “failure” by its definition. But, just maybe, that’s why I’m drawn to it.

I made several major errors when conceiving our film shoot. We didn’t get our first shot off until 2 1/2 hours after call time. On any film shoot, that’s bad news. In my effort to keep my film crew sparse, I neglected to hire an experienced assistant director. While the person I hired was incredibly supportive, she’d never AD’d before. Without a solid AD, a film set gets bogged down. Quickly. The director wants a better frame, the actor needs another take, the cinematographer needs more time to light; it’s a mess. And though the footage we did get looks remarkable, it’s the footage we didn’t get that I’m stuck on.

On the drive home from shooting yesterday, I looked back on all of this. All of my successes, all of my failures. My urge to contribute something as a filmmaker. And I asked myself, possibly aloud, “Is this what you wanted? All this work, wearing eight different hats, loading all these responsibilities onto my back only to carry out half of them? Does this make you happy?” And on a day like monday, when we only got through half of our shot list, what’s the answer to that? How can we celebrate our acheivements when our failings follow so close behind?

I have the rest of the week to get this film in the can. I went to bed at 9:30 last night, something I don’t think I’ve done since elementary school. And as I lay there, the different versions of the film washed over me; the one I had dreamed, and the one I had tried to make to serve that dream. It seems I’m still holding onto the belief that eventually the two will merge. But what causes us to believe in that way? What compels us to hope, however irrational it may be? Whatever it is, I am filled of it. Right now, it is just enough to keep me going. Just enough to keep me ahead of this failure I seem to crave. Just barely.

-Sam Jaeger

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/1/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:05 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • The holiday may be officially over, but it’s still the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown! (Thingamabob)
  • Opus encounters the bitter, bitter kiwi… (Thingamabob)
  • I can’t help myself – here’s another Sesame Street classic. “Would ya like to buy an ‘O’?” (Thingamabob)

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October 31, 2006

Toy Box: Nightmare Before Christmas Jack/Snowmobile Deluxe Set

Filed under: Columns,Toy Box — admin @ 12:10 am
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Classics are rare. And holiday classics are even rarer, largely because so much of what is put out for the holidays – Halloween, Christmas, Thanksgiving, Easter – blows chunks like Nicole Ritchie after a five course meal. But occasionally there’s a gem, and occasionally that gem stands the test of time to become a classic.

Such is the fate of A Nightmare Before Christmas. When it was first released in 1993, it was not a huge hit at the box office. Part of this was due to marketing, because they weren’t quite sure how to sell it – was it a kid’s movie? An adult movie? Or something in between? And how do you sell something in between? Remember, this was before Toy Story and Pixar proved that a film could entertain both adults and kids at the same time.

Toys were made, and they went on clearance almost universally. But then the DVD hit the shelves, and kids were enthralled. Their parents were paying attention too, and those old toys suddenly dried up. The film is now a regular for the Halloween and Christmas season, which makes it fairly unique.

NECA picked up the toy license a few years ago, and began what will turn out to be the definitive line for the movie. They’ve produced 5 series of figures, several boxed sets, and a wide variety of other goodies as well. Tonight I’m covering the very latest in their releases, the Jack Skellington/Snowmobile deluxe set.

If you have any questions, drop me an email at mwc@mwctoys.com or visit my other site at Michael’s Review of the Week.

“Nightmare Before Christmas Jack/Snowmobile deluxe set”

Jack uses a couple different means of delivering ‘toys’. There’s the sleigh and reindeer created by Finklestein, but there’s also the small sleigh piled high with goodies that is pulled by his trusty snowmobile. That’s the set we get here, done up right with even an action feature.

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Packaging – ***
Look, it’s a box! The graphics are somewhat dull on this one, but it has the usual box advantages – easy to store for the MIBBers, very sturdy on the shelf, and a nice big window to see the figure and vehicle. On the downside, it is not collector friendly, and you’ll have to tear things up to get all the goodies out of the box.

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Sculpting – ***1/2
Both the vehicle and figure are really the focus of this set, so I’ll be discussing both in the main categories.

This is the same Jack we saw in series 1. He was a terrific figure then, so it’s no surprise that he’s still a terrific figure, even with the overall improvements in the industry over the last two years. The sculpt matches up with the source material extremely well, and they even managed to get plenty of articulation into a rather tough design.

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Now, there have been other statues and collectibles based on this particular scene, and in them Jack fits better into the snowmobile. But while he doesn’t look perfectly comfortable in there, I’m much happier that they went with an actual figure, in the proper scale, instead of creating some sort of hybrid designed to only work with the vehicle. And of course, there’s a nice rubber seat belt just to ensure he’s not going to fall out on any high speed turns.

Jack’s hand sculpts work fine with the steering wheel, and while they are twisted in placed inside the box, you can get rid of the ties and still keep his hands firmly on the wheel.

The sled looks terrific, and is pretty much in scale with the rest of the entire series. It includes the scratches down either side, and all the right detailing in the rivets and treads. The large bundle of packages is wrapped with a separate rubber rope, giving it a more realistix appearance than had it all been one piece. And the rubber rope attaching the sleigh to the snowmobile is removable, in case you want to change up the look. The bundle is also hollow, but made from a fairly thick rubber, so it doesn’t end up looking like a chew toy.

There are screws holding the snowmobile together, since it’s assembled from two halves, but they are not particularly distracting, nor do they ruin the lines of the sculpt.

Paint – ***
This score evens out the paint ops on the snowmobile/sleigh (great) with the work on Jack himself (not quite as great).

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The bright colors of the vehicle will contrast nicely with many of the darker tones of the rest of the series. Everything on the vehicle is clean and sharp, with nice cuts between colors and just the right amount of detail painting. I’m particularly happy with the shading and shadowing on the pile of toys, which makes it appear lumpier and larger than it really is.

Jack is good, but has a few issues. The white of his head isn’t as consistent and even in coverage and color as the first series version, and the general quality of his paint just seemed a step down from past releases. He’s not terrible, but more on par with mass market toys than the specialty market quality we’ve gotten accostumed to.

Articulation – ***1/2
The vehicle isn’t particularly articulated, although it does have small wheels on both the bottom of the snowmobile (which drive the pull back action) and on the bottom of the sleigh (which simply turn free). The treads themselves do not turn, but the steering wheel has some movement in it.

Jack has plenty of articulation to make up for it though. I gave the series 1 Jack four stars in this category, but this time around I’m having a little more trouble with gapping and weak joints, particularly at the bicep cuts. He has a great ball jointed neck with plenty of movement, ball jointed shoulders and hips, cut biceps and thighs, and pin knees, elbows and wrists. There’s also the joint at the chest where the coat mets the lower torso.

I believe he still has the two joints in the neck, one at the top and one at the bottom, but I couldn’t get the lower one to free up. I’ve broke enough of my stuff to avoid going wild with it, but the old freezer trick is in his future.

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Accessories – **1/2
While this is a more average score, I’m not counting either the figure or the vehicle as an accessory, but rather the main highlight. Therefore, while this category is still important, it won’t have as big of an effect on the final overall score.

There’s one accessory here, and it makes complete sense. It’s Jack’s goggles that he wore while driving the snowmobile. They are made from a hard plastic, and fit on over the top of his head. It took some work to get them in place, and keeping them there is a little tricky, but once you manage to find the sweet spot they look terrific.

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Action Feature – ***
The snowmobile is powered with a pull-back action. You know what I’m talking about – rest the vehicle on a hard surface, pull it backward to wind the gears, and let it go. In theory, it zips ahead full speed.

And the theory works pretty well here, although some times I had to fiddle with it just to get it started rolling. But as action features go, this one is innocous for the collector and fun for the kids, a great combination. The only downside for the collector is if you don’t quite get all the oompf out of the drive, until you place it back on the shelf, and zip! He runs down an entire town of figures.

Fun Factor – ***
Put the nifty action feature together with a very well sculpted and sturdy vehicle, and you get a solid toy for kids who are big fans. Of course, it will be predominately collectors buying this, but the few kids that do manage to get their hands on it will be happy.

Value – **1/2
At $24, about twice the price of a single figure, you’re getting a average value. Had I paid $20, or had there been a few more extra packages, another half star would have popped up in this category.

Things to Watch Out For –
Not much. If you’re picking them out on the shelf, look for the very best paint ops on Jack. When you’re playing around with him, remember that some of those joints are a tad fragile. And last but not least, make sure those gears are completely wound down before you place him on the shelf. He might be wearing his seat belt, but driving off a high shelf onto a hard floor is still going to leave a mark.

Overall – ***1/2
If you’re a fan of the movie, you really need to have this full line in your collection. Hey, it makes for a terrific Halloween or Christmas decoration too, and I’ve seen some amazing displays of the entire set put together with custom built versions of Halloweentown. Also, if you missed out on the first Jack, this is a great chance to add him to your display and get a great vehicle in the deal. Even if you aren’t picking up the entire series, this vehicle with Jack is large enough to make a nice display all it’s own.

Where to Buy –
Hot Topic and Spencers stores should get these in, and your online options include:

– Amazing Toyz has him in stock for $24.

– CornerStoreComics also has him in for $24. They also have the great Oogie Boogie set still available!

Related Links –
I’ve reviewed a lot of the Nightmare product produced by NECA so far…

– as I mentioned, there’s a guest review of the Lock, Shock and Barrel set, and my review of series 4.

– also recent was series 3, Jack/Oogie Boogie boxed set, and the 14″ Jack with multiple heads.

– the second series of figures, with Santa Jack, the Witches, Harlequinn Demon and Dr. Finklestein was one of my favorites.

– I also reviewed the first series of figures, with Jack, Sally, the Mayor and the Vampire.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 10/31/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:05 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Kaspar-Hauser has another special word from the law offices of Glinder & Glinder… (Thingamabob)
  • Diet Coke & Mentos – the madness continues… (Thingamabob)
  • Ever seen comic book legend Jack “The King” Kirby in the flesh? If not, rectify that now… (Thingamabob)
  • Continuing our celebration of the release of the (hopefully) first volume of Sesame Street: Old School on DVD, here’s another classic bit. “Through, through, through – he’ll get that train through!” (Thingamabob)

Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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October 30, 2006

Spook’d #101: Extreme Lair Makeover – Move That Bus

Filed under: Comic Strips,Spook'd — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:00 am

by Jeffery Stevenson and Seth Damoose with colors by Anthony Lee

Larger sized comic | ARCHIVES | OLDER ARCHIVES

Spook'd #101: Move That Bus

To see Spook’d host Alastor’s blogging silliness and more fun Spook’d stuff,visit the Spook’d Web site!

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E-MAIL WRITER | ABOUT JEFF | ABOUT SETH | SPOOK’D BLOG | SPOOK’D FORUM | ARCHIVES | OLDER ARCHIVES

Disclaimer: All material in Spook’d is fictitious and intended solely for the purpose of entertainment. Names are fabricated and any similarity to real people or places is purely coincidental except in those cases where public figures are being satirized.

Widge Goes Off #16: The Walls of If

Filed under: Widge Goes Off — widge @ 12:16 am
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widgepic.jpgHowdy folks. Miss me?

[CONTENT WARNING] This podcast contains foul language and decaf coffee.

DOWNLOAD: mp3 Format (32.2 MB)

Terribly busy watching horror movies. No time for box office mess, since basically all you need to know is that you can expect Saw 4 next Halloween. If you need more, find it at Box Office Mojo.

Universal’s anti-fan prickish ways.

The Browncoat Invoice.

Disney-ABC speaks sense at last.

The Clicker talks about entitlement.

Boy Scouts have no clue how to “Respect Copyrights”.

YouTube crackdowns begin.

Special thanks to Exit Mindbomb for letting me use “Godzilla Will Rule You” from their album Happy Accident for my new WGO music. Check them out on MySpace here and I tried to link up as many songs as I could here.

Widgett Walls is the chief cook and bottle washer for Needcoffee.com. He’s also the author of Mystics on the Road to Vanishing Point and Magnificent Desolation. His personal blog is at OneTusk.com, which he updates when he feels like it. He lives and works in Atlanta, Georgia. He hardly ever sleeps.

Nocturnal Admissions: Book Review, A Good Year: A Portrait of the Film

Filed under: Columns,Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:10 am
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I was surprised the other day to receive a copy of A Good Year: A Portrait of the Film (Newmarket Press, 304 pages, $13.95, ISBN 0.307.27775.5), not because it is unusual to receive books in the mail, but because I didn’t know that there was a movie called A Good Year coming out.

The film turns out to be Ridley Scott’s adaptation of a novel by Provencal specialist Peter Mayle. The book doesn’t contain the script, but rather what is advertised as excerpts from the script, which in fact turn out to be really no more than pull quotes from the movie.

Though I haven’t seen A Good Year I decided to review the book anyway. There is a simple reason for that. I wanted to see if a seemingly lighthearted Scott film would pull my heart strings.

I admit it. I’m a sap. There is something about love stories that can really get to me. There are several occasions where I have actually gotten weepy eyed over romantic comedies, and not even the movie version, but just the script. One was Nothing Hill, which I read in paperback book form before seeing the film. Another was the first version of what became The Wedding Planer, but was called Mary Me Jane when I read it. I actually got tears in my eyes as I read the thing. Unfortunately, that version was utterly changed, though the resultant film was a huge hit. Nevertheless, consequently I have determined that I am the perfect market research tool for romances. If even the written version can unleash the waterworks, there must be something in it.

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So I placed A Good Year: Portrait of the Film, with an introduction by Scott and Mayle, on the desk before me and studied it. The cover shows an image of star Russell Crowe, his face covered in dappled golden light, out of focus foliage behind him. Crowe is smiling, and looking down, and his white shirt suggests casualness. So we have something new, or at least newish, here – a happy Crowe rather than the brooding, brutal, brutish Crowe of tabloid stories and previous movies. The close up appears to emphasize the change, wagging its hands and jumping up and down to say, “New Crowe, new Crowe!”

I open the cover of the slightly oversized book, and see – another image of Crowe, one that looks almost exactly like the cover image, but looking left to right. It’s clear that the publicity for the film is built this sea change in Crowe’s persona.

The subsequent book is divided into three parts. The first section is the product of interviews with both Scott and Mayle, who, it turns out, were old friends, back when both were in advertising, and before Scott became a world famous movie director and Mayle bailed from that world and began writing novels and memoirs of his life in souther France. Although the book no where makes this clear, A Good Year turns out to be a remake of A Year in Provence, already adapted to the screen, as a TV mini-series, in 1993.

The bulk of the book tells the story of the film, copiously illustrated with color stills. The final section contains “making of” stuff that essentially reads like press kit material.

The middle section is the book has an interesting affect. It comes across like a kids’ storybook, amply illustrated, surrounded by a nice big typeface and lots of white around the text. Here the tale of the film is laid out. It concerns a London trader named Max Skinner, played by Crowe, who inherits a winery from his uncle (played by Albert Finney). Traveling to Provence to liquidate the estate, he ends up staying for several weeks, meeting an attractive local woman who runs a restaurant, and dealing with both the surviving land manager and the young American woman who turns out to be the uncle’s rightful heir.

The thrust of the film is that Skinner must change. He must drop the high pressure world of finance and investment gambling for the more lackadaisical but soul replenishing pace of country life. This change must come about, in classic screwball manner, though his ritual humiliation. The movie’s charge is to alert us to be patient, that Skinner will change, and grow to accept this new way of living.

The storybook got to me at two points. One was when Skinner, in an attempt to woo the restauranteur, says he will work one night when she happens to be short handed if she will have dinner with him. Later, when he comes back from London, he surprises her and says something that on the page sounded very romantic but could be laughable out loud if Crowe doesn’t manage to say it right. I expect that he will. But don’t try it at home. Both moments started the waterworks, and I thought that, despite what might be its flaws of low comedy and sentimentality, the film might just work. At least it did on paper.

As I was reading the storybook part, it occurred to me that this might be the best way to present scripts to actors (especially if the story about Jessica Simpson is true). It reads fast, hits all the high points, manages not to leave anything out (I assume), and is amply illustrated (there would surely be a way to PhotoShop a prospective actor into the director and production designer’s vision). Reading it takes about half as long to do as the film itself would last, and weaves its magic quickly, without all the impedimenta of classic screenplay formating.

By this point, I was curious: Who wrote this thing? No author is credited on the cover or the title page. But buried on the last page of the book where its credits are listed, the book’s editing is credited to Diana Landau, who is a movie book project manager at Newmarket Press. I assume than that she wrote the text. If so, she might like to consider a career in treatment writing for recalcitrant readers. Her work could effectively change the way movies are made.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 10/30/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:05 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Kaspar-Hauser has a special word from the law offices of Glinder & Glinder… (Thingamabob)
  • Shill that stone age grape drink, Fred… (Thingamabob)
  • Continuing our celebration of the release of the (hopefully) first volume of Sesame Street: Old School on DVD, here’s another classic bit. (Thingamabob)
  • Who’s Incapable Of Being A Millionaire? (Thingamabob)

Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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