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November 3, 2010

Win V: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON on DVD!

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In conjunction with Warner Bros Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of V: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON on DVD.

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Win GENERATOR REX: VOLUME 1 on DVD!

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In conjunction with Cartoon Network Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of GENERATOR REX: VOLUME 1 on DVD.

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Win BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE VOLUME 9 on DVD!

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In conjunction with Cartoon Network Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE VOLUME 9 on DVD.

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Win A&E LIFETIME DVD PRIZE PACKS!

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In conjunction with A&E Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) prize packs containing all five (5) of the following Lifetime movies on DVD: THE HAUNTING OF SORORITY ROW, HUSH LITTLE BABY, STILL SMALL VOICES, DEVIL’S DIARY, and THE GATHERING.

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Win DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER: THE WILD RIDE COLLECTION on DVD!

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In conjunction with A&E Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER: THE WILD RIDE COLLECTION on DVD.

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Win EARTH AND SPACE on Blu-Ray!

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In conjunction with A&E Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of EARTH AND SPACE on Blu-Ray.

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Win HOW THE EARTH WAS MADE: SEASON 1 on Blu-Ray!

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In conjunction with A&E Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of HOW THE EARTH WAS MADE: SEASON 1 on Blu-Ray.

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Win WWII 360 on Blu-Ray!

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In conjunction with A&E Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of WWII 360 on Blu-Ray.

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Win SURVIVING THE HOLIDAYS WITH LEWIS BLACK on DVD!

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In conjunction with A&E Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of SURVIVING THE HOLIDAYS WITH LEWIS BLACK on DVD.

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Win LEAVE IT TO BEAVER: SEASON 4 on DVD!

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In conjunction with Shout Factory, we’re giving away two (2) copies of LEAVE IT TO BEAVER: SEASON 4 on DVD.

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Win THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW: SEASON 2 on DVD!

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In conjunction with Shout Factory, we’re giving away two (2) copies of THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW: SEASON 2 on DVD.

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Win VENTURE BROS: SEASON 4 on DVD!

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In conjunction with Adult Swim, we’re giving away two (2) copies of VENTURE BROS: SEASON 4 on DVD.

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November 2, 2010

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Tom Scharpling 2

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a another chat with writer, performer, and the host behind WFMU’s legendary Best Show, Tom Scharpling, as we awkwardly promote chocolate & character actors…

Hope you enjoy…

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November 1, 2010

Hands Down #17

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Welcome to Hands Down, FRED’s own look into the world of the folks that frequent this sordid world of geekery. Follow Aaron, Brian and Colin (and a menagerie on the way) as they traverse the light fantastic or some such nonsense… What? It’s an online fortnightly comic strip, what kind of description did you expect?

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Written by Aaron Poole. Art by John Merker. Copyright 2010.

October 31, 2010

FREDagator: 2010-10-31

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Don’t forget what MR. SHOW taught us about Halloween novelty songs…

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October 29, 2010

Halloween Havoc: Stan Lee Presents THE RAVEN!

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It’s our inaugural edition of Halloween Havoc here at FRED, and we kick things of with Stan Lee reading Edgar Allan Poe’s THE RAVEN. ‘Nuff said.

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Ken P. D. Snydecast #158: Mo Better Blues

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #158: Mo Better Blues – Ken & Dana return with an enemies list, make a brand new friend, and talk costumes and candy.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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Weekend Shopping Guide 10/29/10: 1.21 Gigawatts!

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

I have been counting the days until the high definition 25th Anniversary edition of the Back To The Future Trilogy (Universal, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$79.98 SRP) arrived, eager to see it looking all snazzy and hoping the reality lived up to my outrageous expectations. Well, I’m delighted to say all three films look and sound amazing, and they’ve managed to plus the bonus materials above and beyond the ridiculous amount found on the original DVD special editions, including new documentaries (plus some tantalizing yet still unsatisfying glimpses of the legendary Eric Stoltz as Marty McFly footage). Is this an upgrade worth making? Yes. Yes it is.

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If there’s one thing this gadget crazy future we currently live in has taught me, it’s how to tie a sailor’s knot. No. Scratch that. What I meant to say, is that it’s taught me that you can never have to many USB ports, and that’s where Thinkgeek’s ridiculous 24 Port USB Monster Hub ($49.99). That’s right. You heard me. 24 powered USB ports. Beautifully ridiculous.

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By the time we reach the third volume of Bloom County: The Complete Library – 1984-1986 (IDW, $39.99 SRP), we’ve arrived at the golden age of the strip, where both the political satire and the humor had gelled into a transcendently pointed, funny strip that cemented itself in the comics pantheon. If you’re new to Bloom County, get all of the available volumes. Fast. Rectify that oversight now.

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About 5 years ago, I became aware that a documentary had been made about an artist I held dear to my heart – the underrated, underappreciated Harry Nilsson. I received a promo copy at the time, and found the documentary to be a comprehensive, enlightening overview of a brilliant artist beloved by friends and fans (including the likes of The Beatles) who happened to be a very flawed human being whose excess led to a far too early death. The doc floated around the festival circuit for the past few years, but Who’s Harry Nilsson (And Why Is Everybody Talkin’ About Him?) (Lorber, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP) is finally available on DVD, along with nearly 90 minutes of additional interview footage. Get this documentary, and get Harry’s music. Now.

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I know a lot of you are probably waiting for next year’s Blu-Ray release of the entirety of season 4, but for those who can’t wait, The Venture Bros.: Season 4 Volume 1 (Adult Swim, Not Rated, DVD-$23.98 SRP) contains the first 8 episodes of the season, plus audio commentaries (in which, yes, I am mentioned – count the times!), deleted scenes, a Comic-Con promo, and a “lost” open.

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It’s been almost a year since the Blu-Ray Ultimate Editions of the first two films were released, but the rather long wait has brought us the just-in-time for Deathly Hallows: Part 1 release of Harry Potter & The Prisoner Of Azkaban: Ultimate Edition & Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire: Ultimate Edition (Warner Bros., Rated PG/PG-13, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP each), both of which are necessary upgrades from the previous Blu-ray editions, if only for the next two installments of the 8-part documentary series “Creating The World Of Harry Potter, which have been newly produced for these Ultimate Editions. Also included are all of the previous special features and documentaries from the previous releases, plus photo books and character cards. The bottom line? Get ’em both, and hope the next two come out a lot quicker.

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It’s been 6 years since their first textbook, America, but Jon Stewart and the writers behind The Daily Show return with their follow-up Earth: A Visitor’s Guide To The Human Race (Hachette, $27.99 SRP), and it was well worth the wait. Providing a unique overview on everything from Love & War to Reproduction & Investing, it’s everything you could possibly need to know about anything. And while you’re at it, be sure to pick up the companion Earth: The Audiobook (Hachette, $24.98 SRP), featuring all of your favorite correspondents plus special guess Sigourney Weaver.

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I didn’t think a film about Jack Kevorkian starring Al Pacino would be something I would watch, let along think was remarkably good, but You Don’t Know Jack (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP) is certainly worth a watch, framing Kevorkian’s position on assisted suicide quite clearly, underscored by a collection of great performances. Bonus materials include a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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Every few months like clockwork, I’m guaranteed that a delightfully fun read will land on my doorstep, for that is what the periodic arrival Charles Schulz’s masterpiece has become. We’re now up to The Complete Peanuts: 1977 to 1978 (Fantagraphics, $28.99 SRP), which gives us weeks of strips about jogging and a few references to disco… Including a polyester-suited beagle. We’re now almost 30 years into Peanuts 50-year run, and if you haven’t picked up any of these volumes yet, rectify that grievous oversight.

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Scholastic has opened up the vault and provided a pair of releases perfect for entertaining your kids on those dark, cold Fall & Winter nights. Seasonally, they’re releasing The Halloween Stories Collection (Scholastic, Not Rated, DVD-$24.95 SRP), featuring Where The Wild Things Are, A Very Brave Witch, and The Teacher From The Black Lagoon. Even more massive is the 17-disc Treasure Of 100 Storybook Classics 2 (Scholastic, Not Rated, DVD-$99.95 SRP), containing scads of stories including the likes of Ralph S. Mouse and Corduroy.

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It’s awkward to think about all of the families he was creating while On The Road (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP), but the episodes featured in the 3rd volume of Charles Kuralt’s venerated man in a camper series still stand as a fascinating time capsule of a less-hectic America fast fading into the past.

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For anyone who feared that their favorite TV show, left partially-released on DVD, would never see those final seasons, Shout Factory has proven themselves a savior, as their latest batch of TV releases testifies – Titles like Leave It To Beaver: Season 4 (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$39.97 SRP), Designing Women: Season 4 (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$44.99 SRP), Mister Ed: Season 3 (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$39.97 SRP), The Facts Of Life: Season 5 (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$39.97 SRP), and Mad About You: Season 5 (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$29.93 SRP). Keep it up, Shout!

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If you weren’t quick enough to grab the complete first season when it was available – or just want a cheaper alternative for a few episodes – the 4th volume of episodes from the first season of Scooby-Doo: Where Are You? (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) is now available, containing a quartet of episodes plus a bonus episode of Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get A Clue.

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Try as they might, and as good as Jackie Earle Haley is in the role of Freddy Krueger, the remakagining of Nightmare On Elm Street (New Line, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) doesn’t quite capture the appeal of the original… An appeal, granted, that eluded me, but not as much as this cruder, blatantly opportunistic franchise cash-in. Bonus materials include an alternate opening/ending, an additional scene, and a featurette on the reimagining of Krueger.

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I am clearly not the audience for Sex And The City 2 (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), as the best way I can explain its plot is to say “Clothes, travel, ladyparts, clothes, sand, shoes, sex, clothes, friendship.” I may have left out clothes. Bonus features include an audio commentary, featurettes, and a look at the soundtrack with Alicia Keys.

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The visual style was based on the artwork of Charles Addams, so there’s plenty to be said for Hanna-Barbera’s take on The Addams Family (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$20.96). Unfortunately, the stories never quite lived up to Addams brilliant dark humor, so it’s little wonder that the show lasted on 16 episodes, all of which can be found in this set, available exclusively from the Warner Archive.

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I thought one sequel was pushing it, but the fact that we’re now on Lake Placid 3 (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$24.95 SRP) absolutely baffles me. Giant alligators killing people is all well and good, but the only reason anyone even remembers the first film is because of Betty White. And she’s not here. What is here? More alligators.

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Seeking to make sense of over a month of madness, everyone’s favorite intensely opinionated comedian returns with Surviving The Holidays with Lewis Black (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP), in which he looks at the history, customs, and culture that swamps us all.

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A pair of classy shows make their way to high definition, with the highlight being the release of David Suchet as the titular detective in Poirot: Murder On The Orient Express (Acorn, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), with a bonus documentary featuring Suchet giving a tour of the legendary train. The second Blu-Ray release is Slings & Arrows: The Complete Collection (Acorn, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$79.99 SRP), featuring all 3 season of the darkly comic Canadian series about a Shakespearean theatre troupe.

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I personally can’t stand the man or his reality series, but there are plenty of fans out there who will probably dive right into the Dog The Bounty Hunter: Wild Ride Megaset (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP), which contains 45 select episodes plus additional footage, specials, and featurettes.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Trailer Park: Monsters, BACK TO THE FUTURE: 25th ANNIVERSARY GIVEAWAY, DEAD SET, Top 10 for Halloween, 2010 International Horror and Sci-fi Film Festival

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MONSTERS – Review

monsters-posterFirst, the raw numbers: this is director and writer Gareth Edwards’ first feature, the movie cost a purported $15,000, internationally speaking the film has grossed over 1.5 million dollars, this is the one film you need to see this fall.

One of the spectacular aspects of a movie that is labeled sci-fi even though we only really glimpse the science of the fiction at the very beginning and then near the end which, really, is the crowning achievement of this little film that could, is that this movie exists at all. Actor Scoot McNairy, last seen in the very sweet and gentile film In Search of a Midnight Kiss, and his co-star Whitney Able are essentially starring in a film where the plot centers around a NASA probe that fell to earth bringing with it a squid like race of aliens who were quickly quarantined and contained. Now, you have a photojournalist (McNairy) who is willing to comprise the boundary in order to get a story but finds his plans scuttled by his boss daughter (Able) needing safe passage out of this hot zone by any means neccessary.

What Edwards creates is not a visual feast, one would expect that out of a man who has built his reputation on crafting digital effects that ultimately won him a BAFTA award for his special effects work, but a movie that knows how to look like it was shot for millions more than it was. It’s a character piece that has as its backdrop an alien invasion, what it would be like to be a normal person in the middle of an incredible situation. McNairy shines in a role as a man who does more in simply interacting with his co-star than reacting like an unhinged hero that would ostensibly would have been his fate had a studio had its way with this movie.

That’s where this movie is brilliant, you understand. There would have been a ratio of monsters to humans on screen if anyone else but Edwards filmed this movie and it’s so much better for it. There are moments where you can tell that this movie was shot on location without any regard to proper staging or formal set-ups, there’s a real run and gun feel to its pacing, but in a movie where time seems like such a precious commodity as these kids attempt to make for the coast to get out of a situation that ultimately pays off with a delightful effects barrage at the end of the film that is wonderfully timed. Again, if we had large set pieces throughout the film it would have taken away from the jolt that the ending brings, it would not have felt as special as it does. As it stands, however, the movie withholds its science fiction payoff until you find yourself nearly demanding we get something on the order of a full scale alien invasion. It’s of little interest to me, however, as the power of this first feature comes in the form of the relationships we see blossom in a way that feels genuine and real.

Edwards is concerned with relationships as this is what millions in effects cannot buy: good performances. Believable performances. The allegory and subtext and everything else is just secondary to the moments we see where McNairy and Able come together in order to survive. It’s so much more satisfying to know that you can have special effects and good acting, the two not mutually exclusive, and Edwards genuinely delivers a special effects gut bomb that gives a preview of a filmmaker that is capable of going against what you’ve come to expect out of your action films. Edwards proves that reflection and human relationships can coexist with squid-like monsters that go bump in the night.

While some may take contention with any number of flaws that seem to be de rigueur for any nerd looking to pick apart a film like this for its construction it’s not deserving of anything less than high praise. Praise for being a movie that shows what going back to basics can do and how, if you just focus on the core elements of what a good story should include, it is nothing less than an amazing achievement and sleight of hand as Edwards makes you believe there is a lot more money up on the screen than there is. It’s there, though, it’s in the performances.

DEAD SET – Review

dead-setWithout question, this is the program you should be watching on Halloween. Yes, after you’re done playing around watching movies that have no real scare value you ought to be tuning your television to IFC on Sunday night and look upon a UK production that found a fresh angle on the zombie genre. The premise seems deceptively simple yet is profound in not only defining the larger issue of what George Romero was going for in his own work but establishing a new benchmark for what it represents in the 2000’s.

Writer Charlie Brooker and director Yann Demange suppose what it would look like if a zombie apocalypse closed in and around the perimeter of a television show. Big Brother, to be exact. What it would look like if the self-obsessed and vain members of a reality program had no idea that a flesh eating horde was eviscerating and ripping through the innards of the staff tasked to film them 24/7? It would look and feel a lot like it does here and I couldn’t have been more tickled at not only the way things just explode early on in this 5 part series but that from a sociological perspective it is redefining the zombie genre for a legion of viewers who might get the implicit meaning of why these dead heads are all converging on this little studio which feels like it’s in the middle of nowhere.

One of the sheer delights of this program is watching Jaime Winstone who is utterly electric in not only conveying the right amount of terror but, when it’s needed, is able to be convincing as a person who is able to step up and get control of all the situations she’s put in. And the situations are numerous. From evading the initial invasion where the body count is high and everyone is a possible victim thanks to a cast that is all but unknown to laypersons here in the States. Part of the awfulness of modern U.S. interpretations of zombie horror is if you have a cast of folks people know it kind of takes the fun out of the randomness of it all. Who’s going to get it next? Who’s gonna die? All questions that are never taken off the table as Winstone, who plays Kelly, makes her way to relative safety.

The members of the Big Brother house, thinking that their being cut off from any interaction from their television producers is an elaborate stunt, are blissfully unaware at the gradual onslaught that is creepily coming closer and about to befall them. The politics of reality television, right in the middle of a story where people’s intestines are being consumed, are seamlessly woven into a script that is tight and moves at a pace that you find yourself hoping will slow down if to only take it all in.

deadset102Sure, there are moments of relative calm and introspection but the thing about this series is that it is building to something. It’s building to a crescendo where zombies are going to overrun the Big Brother house and we see how those living there deal with what happens when it does.

The ending, it should be noted, is one that completely satisfies. Not in a long time have I seen a story finish with as much bold dedication to knowing that the people who made this did so fully realizing there wasn’t going to be a second or third installment. Zack Snyder ‘s Dawn of the Dead had an ending that supposed there wasn’t going to be a next installment and Dead Set is no different.

The performances are thoroughly delightful in this entire series as the ever increasingly small amount of space not occupied by flesh eating corpses leaves us with a showdown that won’t leave you hungry. You cannot do better than free on Halloween night so treat yourself to a series that will reaffirm that there is still blood running through the veins of this genre, that there is still something worthy to say about the culture we live in and the zombies that roam within it.

Ten You Need to Dig Up – Ray Schillaci

Every Halloween critics and fans alike start a ten best list omitting a lot of good scares for the season. We are well aware of the impact “The Exorcist” “Texas Chainsaw Massacre and “Halloween” had on our sleepless nights. Even some of the more obscure have made the people’s ten; “Re-Animator” “Phantasm” and “Basketcase”. This is why I have gone to the trouble of finding some overlooked gems that are classics in their own way. All of the following can be rented at Blockbuster, Red Box or Netflix. Below I’ve given a brief description, free of spoilers. Enjoy.

The Burrowers ““ A creepy little horror/western yarn that succeeds in bringing both genres together for the fans. A family of settlers disappears under mysterious circumstances and a rescue party find themselves immersed knee-deep in sub-humanoid terrors. Not as intense an experience as “The Descent” but edgier than 2004’s western/horror opus, “Dead Birds”.

Midnight Meat Train ““ What can one say about a story by Clive Barker? When filming the man’s vision you either sink (like “Rawhead Rex”) or swim (“Hellraiser” or “Candyman”). This one swims a 10 minute mile. MMT stars Bradley Cooper before he became a big name and the foreboding charms of Vinnie Jones (“Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels” “Snatch”). A photographer tracks down a serial killer on the subway trains. What transpires is not for the faint of heart. Brutal, gruesome and poetic, this tale has been eerily realized to film. It would be a crime not to experience this one on Blu-Ray.

Grace ““ One word”¦ Nasty. This film is wrong on so many levels, but the bizarre storyline coupled with the unnerving direction insists that you watch it through to the end. A woman who has had several miscarriages is almost able to carry to term, when she is told a month or so before that she is carrying a dead fetus. She insists on continuing to carry it to term. What happens from there is the stuff Hitchcockian nightmares are made of.

Zombie Strippers ““ I know what you’re saying, “Jenna Jameson? Why is this on a list of any kind?” For those who loved Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino’s “Grindhouse,” you will find this film fitting that bill. It’s all in the name of fun and gore. The acting is capital “B” and the effects are a joy. It caters to the lowest common denominator with its nudity and over-the-top violence. It also has many of us laughing out loud because it never tries to take itself seriously, but does deliver on a very primal level.

Teeth ““ This one hurts (especially for us men). A gruesome little independent entry involving a young woman coming of age and discovering her period is not the only thing that is about to give her trouble. Hint; it comes equipped with teeth and spoils any chances of a serious relationship. What’s a girl to do?

Splinter ““ One of those rare movies that makes you question, “What in God’s name am I watching?” A claustrophobic edge-of-your-seat thriller that has several people barricading themselves in a gas station convenience store in the middle of nowhere while some mutated splintery thing attempts to absorb them. A great cross between the John Carpenter favorite, “The Thing” and the classic, “The Blob”. Except this entity has spines and breaks apart bone and flesh while interacting with it. This shocker is an utterly gruesome display of sights and sounds.

Shallow Ground ““ A movie that is are hard to watch even during the credits. A naked teenage boy covered in blood is discovered by a small town sheriff. The mystery; where is he from and whose blood is on him? This is a true nail-biter that can be very difficult to watch for some. Don’t let anybody tell you the ending.

Let the Right One In ““ You might have heard of the American version, “Let Me In”. But no matter what you have heard, it will not prepare you for the most beautifully told vampire movie ever made. It’s both subtle and frightening. The acting is top drawer along with everything else. The only qualm I have is that the Magnet DVD release has not been true to the original subtitles from the theatrical release and you should not watch this film dubbed. It would be a crime. You may not understand what the actors are saying (except when you read the subtitles), but their voices are haunting along with the imagery.

Coffin Joe Trilogy ““ This one caters to the little kid in all of us that happened to catch what was scary when viewing “Fright Night with Seymour” or “Chiller Theater”. This foreign horror trilogy is all about the original boogeyman from Brazil. Banned in several countries, but seemingly mild by today’s standards, director/actor Jose Mojica Marins brings a wonderful sense of forbidden nostalgia. The soundtrack alone is creepy enough. Coffin Joe’s goal in life is the continuity of his blood. He seeks the perfect woman to have his perfect child and all others will suffer a gruesome death, along with any that stand in his way.

Trailer Park of Terror ““ The name states it all. A trashy, kitschy horror flick bringing sex and gore to the forefront without batting an eye. It also comes with a dash of gallows humor that gives it an irresistible must-see factor for All Hallows Eve. A youth ministries pastor and his small troubled high school flock happen to have their bus breakdown near the trailer park from hell. Beware of trashy redneck zombies!

There you have it, films to spice up your holiday season. They may not rank up there with such holiday classics like “Miracle on 34th Street” or “It’s a Wonderful Life,” but they are a good mix of films if you’ve grown weary of “Psycho” or “Night of the Living Dead” for Halloween. If you wish to venture further into the unknown, check out these titles as well; “Dead & Breakfast” “Altered” “Behind the Mask” “Fido” “Dead Snow” “Alien Raiders “and “Dance of the Dead”. All are worthy of your Halloween viewing pleasure. Have a safe and happy one.

BACK TO THE FUTURE: 25TH ANNIVERSARY – Giveaway

back-to-the-future-bluray-300x300It was fate.

I was in line buying the one thing any film fan should be squandering their cash on this week when I heard I had a package at home. As I put down my copy of the Back to the Future: 25th Anniversary I opened the FedEx that arrived and what should I see staring back at me but 5 copies of these little beauties. I was in love for no other reason than I can now share what is, ostensibly, one of the best adventure movies of the 80’s.

Long before Robert Zemeckis made 3D films with kids that have creepy hollow eyes he made a movie that captured the zeitgeist of a young generation that was already in love with Alex P. Keaton, Michael J. Fox. The series of films, and let’s be completely honest and say that part 3 isn’t as strong as the other two, represent a solid trilogy that is more than worthy of a double dip in that the slew of extras that we get make this more than a worthy reinvestment. Again, this thing is packed to the gills with content and should be considered a necessary addition to your collection.

For those wanting a copy of one of the best box sets to come out this year all you have to do is simple: Send me a note at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and just let me know who was the first person to step foot in Marty McFly’s shoes before Fox replaced him.

It’s just that easy, people. And, before he gets an itchy trigger finger, if your initials just happen to be RS you aren’t eligible so don’t even bother clogging my e-mail box with a desperate plea for one.

For those wanting to know what extras you can expect on this bad boy here they are:

New 25th Anniversary Restorations Deliver Perfect Picture and Purest Digital Sound Available

Blu-ray Exclusives
# U-Control
# Setups & Payoffs: Note key scenes and see how they play out as you watch the movies
# Storyboard Comparison: Compare key scenes in the movie with the original storyboards.
# Trivia Track: Get inside trivia and facts while you watch the movies.
# Pocket BLU: Experience Blu-ray in an exciting new way with the app for iPhone, iPod touch, BlackBerry, Android and more
# BD-Live: Access the BD-Live Center through your Internet-connected player and download even more bonus content, the latest trailers and more
# My Scenes: Bookmark your favorite scenes from the movies

Bonus Features
# “Tales from the Future:” 6-part retrospective documentary featuring all-new interviews with Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson, Director Robert Zemeckis, Producers Bob Gale and Neil Canton plus Executive Producer Steven Spielberg
# “In the Beginning…”
# Time to Go
# Keeping Time
# Time Flies
# Third Times the Charm
# The Test of Time
# The Physics of Back to the Future
# 16 Deleted Scenes
# Michael J. Fox Q&A
# Archival Featurettes
# The Making of Back to the Future Parts I, II & III
# Making The Trilogy: Chapters One, Two & Three
# Back to the Future Night
# The Secrets of the Back to the Future Trilogy
# Behind-the-Scenes
# Outtakes
# Original Makeup Tests
# Nuclear Test Side Ending Storyboard Sequence
# Outtakes
# Production Design
# Storyboarding
# Designing the DeLeorean
# Designing Time Travel
# Hoverboard Test
# Designing Hill Valley
# Designing the Campaign
# Photo Galleries Including Production Art, Additional Storyboards, Behind-the-Scenes Photographs, Marketing Materials and Character Portraits Music Videos
# “The Power of Love” by Huey Lewis and the News
# “Doubleback” by ZZ Top
# Back to the Future: The Ride
# Q&A Commentaries with Director Robert Zemeckis and Producer Bob Gale Feature Commentaries with Producers Bob Gale and Neil Canton

The Creepy, the Weird and the Wonderful: 2010 Int’l Horror and Sci-fi Film Festival by Ray Schillaci

This year’s horror and sci-fi film fest out of Tempe, AZ oozed talent that had some squirming in their seats, if not occasionally running out of the theater due to the intensity. You know you have something when you get a reaction like that ““ especially when the rest of the crowd applauds your film in the end. I’ll get to that one later. But first, kudos to the professionals that graced us with their films, generous Q&A’s and signings; actor/producer/ director Adam Busch (Drones), Charles Cyphers (The Fog), Lance Henricksen (Aliens) and the fetching Tiffany Shepis (2010’s Night of the Demons). Also, a big shout out to Midnight Movie Mamacita, Andrea Beesley-Brown for presenting us with a great 35mm print of Dario Argento’s classic fright fest, “Suspiria.” Patrons and filmmakers alike relished the eclectic and ghoulish atmosphere provided by the festivities and many first timers were already anticipating next year’s festival.

64366_151962331508283_131919683512548_233485_7468347_nAn added bonus was the abundance of creative shorts by both horror and science fiction filmmakers. Unfortunately, I somehow missed the winners of the horror shorts; “The Furred Man” Best Horror Short and “Abra Cadaver” Best Horror Student Short. But I can only imagine what they were like since the competition was so stiff (pun intended). I will try to get a copy of them and report back. I do have to congratulate some of the noteworthy filmmakers that received an enthusiastic response. In the horror cateGory, Richard Holmas’ “Rise of the Appliances” gave rise to big laughs. You can only imagine, but the visual is better. Rory Lowe’s “The Midge” was a creep fest and literally got under our skin. “The Familiar” directed by Kody Zimmerman was a unique vampire tale with clever dialogue and good acting. It was a perfect pitch for a cultish full length feature. Then two absolute standouts were Voltaire’s “DemiUrge Emesis” and Rebecca Thomson’s over-the-top “Cupcake: A Zombie Lesbian Musical”.

I could not possibly give enough praise to “DemiUrge Emesis” for the sheer creative power it emits with a wonderful narration by Danny Elfman. Voltaire is a true visionary with his unique and short animated tale of a mummified cat that is tormented by the skeletons of its past meals. The process used is similar to “Nightmare Before Christmas” and “Corpse Bride,” but the outcome feels richer in its presentation ““ even though it is a short. Voltaire flew in from New York to do a Q&A and entertained us with the making of his short subject and was a wealth of information regarding the process he so admires. He did mention that he can be found on the internet with his other short films, but warned that if we look him up there would be two Voltaires ““ “one dead French guy and me”. The word around the festival was that he already has a very strong cult following.

Then there was “Cupcake”¦” What can you say about a short that manages to stuff itself with zombies, lesbians and musicals? Rebecca Thomson is totally out of control and throws everything in ““ including the kitchen sink, in her whacked out gore fest, in-your-face, politically incorrect musical. Does it work? Yes, for the most part, with some big laughs. It’s no “Rocky Horror,” but what is? The opening is shockingly funny with two old ladies singing about how they prefer having zombies roam their neighborhood than having the lesbians as neighbors and the lyrics are Raunchy. That’s just half the fun. When the zombies and lesbians clash the results are beyond outrageous. MPAA would have a field day never letting this short see a mainstream theater. But Thomson never went in with that notion. Her short is bawdy, flagrant and highly contagious. The audience was laughing, cheering and probably gave it the loudest applause of any short or feature at the festival. “Cupcake; the Zombie Lesbian Musical” is a real crowd pleaser for those with open minds.

68716_154641327907050_131919683512548_242478_1857884_nThe sci-fi short winners were well deserved with Jesse Griffith’s “Cockpit: The Rules of Engagement,” Best Sci-Fi Short and Anders Overgaard’s “Kontakt” Best Sci-Fi Student Short. “Cockpit”¦” had not only a very cool look to it, that set it apart from some of the bleaker entries, it also reminded one of the Twilight Zone episode with the gargoyle on the wing of a plane. The setting is 2103 and the one rule in fighter combat is keeping a mind controlling alien race away from Earth. The added bonus to our enjoyment was having the always welcomed Ronny Cox as one of the stars. “Kontakt” also came equipped with a distinct visual style that was both mysterious and intriguing. The story involving a UFO obsessed teen who finally gets to experience his dream or is it a nightmare?

Other notable sci-fi shorts were “One Small Step” demonstrating what really happened on that historic day on the moon ““ wonderfully realized. “The Necronomicon” makes for a great SNL faux commercial. “The Adjustable Cosmos” is a wonderful piece of creative animation regarding three worthies in the fifteenth century attempting to change the Emperor’s horoscope. Finally, Adam Varney’s “S.P.A.G.H.E.T.T.-1” won me over with its over-the-top premise that seems to fall in line with other pieces blending history with horror or sci-fi ala “Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter”. A Southern scientist deceives his former assistant in order to change the outcome of the Civil War.

In the sci-fi feature category the most notables were a couple of bizarre conspiracy driven tales and a Stephen King story. “Zenith” a retro-futuristic steam-punk thriller focuses on two men in two time periods. Their search for a grand conspiracy leads them to question their own humanity. Complex and fascinating, “Zenith” keeps us guessing all the way up to the end. It’s not a pretty picture with its harsh take on where we are going, but it definitely has something important to offer.

rageIt was the Stephen King story, “Everything’s Eventual” a film by JP Scott that took home the Best Sci-Fi Film Award. Sad to say I missed this one too. But I did catch the winner of Best Sci-Fi Screenplay and the judges were right on the money with this one. Conspiracy driven, “Lunopolis” written by Matthew Avant was engrossing to the end. Shot like “Paranormal Activity,” but far more complicated and intense. If it was not set in the near future (and instead present day) it could cause a real stir. It starts with a frantic call to a radio station that eventually leads to an investigation (ala Ghost Hunters) in the Louisiana Atchafalaya Basin where an enormous underground facility is discovered and a very bizarre looking machine is found. From there, mysterious men in suits, religious cults and an internet phenomenon spin a wild tale that leads to the end of the Mayan calendar.

Finally, horror truly ruled the day with two one-word-titled films creeping neck-to-disembodied-neck. Elias Matar and Edward E. Romero’s “Ashes” won Best Horror Screenplay and Chris Witherspoon’s “Rage” won Best Horror Film. This was so close and let me tell you why. The intensity that Witherspoon demonstrates in his direction and editing technique is gut-wrenching. If there is the slightest kink in the armor of the exercise (and demonstration) of “Rage” it is a minor (and please let me emphasize “minor”) flaw with the screenplay. Both points were actually brought up to producer Shawn Smith and director Chris Witherspoon and although they had reasonable explanations, the film would have knocked it out of the ballpark if those points were addressed in the script, which is why Elias Matar and Edward E. Romero edged them out of Best Screenplay with “Ashes.”

ashesMatar operates like a skilled surgeon when addressing horror. He has carefully constructed a film that could have easily been just another entry in the Zombie genre. But Matar wanted much more than that, instead he preferred a pacing that unsettled us and eventually caught us off guard. He and Romero show affection for their characters and in turn, they are not just victims waiting to die. In fact, we are the victims for caring and Matar succeeds on many levels bringing the horror of a frightening infectious disease to life. Upping the ante on the talent meter is lead actor, Brian Krause who displays warmth and dismay in a wonderful versatile performance. This slowly unnerving film cannot help draw comparisons to Greg Bear’s eerie and gripping book “Blood Music” and the early works of David Cronenberg, which makes Elias Matar a talent to be watched for in the future.

As mentioned before, “Rage” was the big winner not only with the award but the audience as well, at least, most of the audience. Either some could not handle the mounting tension or the certain scene (sending patrons running out of the theater) that I will not mention to avoid a spoiler. What I will say about that scene is that you hear more than you see and that’s probably what makes it so hard to sit through, but it is integral to demonstrate the “rage” that follows.

It’s akin to seeing the original “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” for the first time. You think you see all sorts of things, but you don’t. Kudos to director Witherspoon for the impact he made on his audiences at the festival. This is not just a tale of violence; it is a complicated story involving infidelity and a mystery behind who is actually chasing our protagonist. That’s what makes this film hit us so hard ““ aside from Witherspoon’s taut directing and editing. Witherspoon exposes the true horror of infidelity like it’s rarely been done before.

“Rage” starts off with issues in a marriage, later revealing that the husband, Dennis Twist, has rediscovered the love for his wife and wants to break off a dalliance with his mistress. She questions his intentions and feels as if he is actually separating from her due to a jealous boyfriend that just got out of jail. Good enough reason to leave anyway. Not much later, Dennis unintentionally provokes the wrath of a dark helmeted motorcyclist. “The Duel” commences throughout the day starting with taunts and eventually escalating out of control. It’s not so much who is the mysterious biker, but what the wrath he brings that is so horrifyingly haunting. By the time it’s over the viewer may be left with one of those, “that’s f*cked up” moments. The closest reference I can use is “Fatal Attraction” where the viewer keeps saying, “Oh no, don’t do that!”

That is not a weak point in this intense thriller. That is director Witherspoon getting under your skin and making you curl up in a ball and not wanting to go there. Mr. Witherspoon was very hands on in the making of his vision. He was not only the director and one of the producers, but he also multi-tasked as writer, cinematographer, editor, visual effects man and the Biker. As mentioned before the pacing is near perfect (if not for a brief unneeded recap sequence) and beautifully shot, making the film look much more expensive than it is. “Rage” proves to be far more horrific than pure violence.

imagescajsfdr9In addition, there were two films at the Int’l Horror & Sci-Fi Film Fest that nearly defy description and will probably cater to a much targeted audience. Stuart Simpson’s “El Monstro Del Mar!” and the mad geniuses behind last year’s “Tokyo Gore Police” presenting “Robo-Geisha.” Neither of these films is fit for normal consumption, but do merit a mention because of their flagrantly giddy use of satisfying the ten year old minds of grown men.

“El Monstro”¦” starts off super charged with plenty of promise accompanied by three tattooed retro beauties on a killing spree. It immediately reminds one of a cross between “The Devil’s Rejects” and “From Dusk till Dawn.” This would not be bad if the promise was fulfilled. Instead it eventually peters out in a bloodbath duel with a monster from the deep, a Kraken. Yes, it is as ridiculous as it sounds, but apparently done all in the name of fun. Later, “EMDM” proves to be more like an early Roger Corman flick rather than a retro-fitted Tarantino homage treat.

And, then there was “Robo-Geisha.” The depravity of it all is filled with ass swords, a vomiting giant robot, machine gun tits and so much more. I literally found my mind melting as I tried to crawl my way out to the lobby to enjoy the company of a gore girl, a contestant from the “Beat the Geek” contest or one of the many vendors that proved far less taxing on my sanity. All kidding aside the festival was one of those rare treats one must experience during the Halloween season, a true holiday staple for Tempe and the Madcap Theaters.

October 28, 2010

Soapbox: Alternative Halloween Movies

Filed under: Articles,DVD News — Tags: , , , , , — Aaron @ 12:38 pm

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Alternative Halloween Movies

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I like Halloween, but I dislike horror films. ‘Tis the season to be scared and while I get a kick out of the costumes, jack-o-lanterns and all the other traditions, at the end of the day I’m still a complete wuss.

I hate horror films. Or to be more specific, I hate gory films. I’m a bit squeamish and so seeing someones finger nails being pulled off is not my idea of fun. I do like scary films though. I just need it to be the old fashioned “nasty stuff happens off-screen” kind of horror.

If, like me, you’d like to indulge in some Halloween appropriate films, but don’t want to have nightmares check out my list of DVDs you can watch this Sunday that won’t have you hiding behind a cushion.

The ‘Burbs

Not only is this a great comedy film (and one of the last in Tom Hanks resume) but also a fun story involving creepy neighbours who might be burying victims in the backyard.

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The film was directed by Joe Dante who is a genius at this sort of genre. Just look at Gremlins for an example of this kind of family friendly creepy movie. As a side note, Gremlins would have made it onto this list except that it was set at Christmas and therefore will be on a different alternative movie list.

Added to the fun script is a great cast with Carrie Fisher playing Tom Hanks’ sceptic wife, Bruce Dern as his paranoid military obsessed neighbour, the always wonderful Henry Gibson as the creepy new neighbour and even Cory Feldman as the local wise ass teenager! I think we can all agree that’s a cast not to be sniffed at.

The ‘Burbs is an under appreciated classic and deserves a place in every film buff’s collection so if you don’t have it to watch this Sunday… go get it!

Buy it from Amazon HERE.

Ed Wood

Edward D Wood Junior was an odd man and a director of less than stellar quality but he loved films and had a real passion for making them, even if he wasn’t very good at it.

Tim Burton’s ode to Ed Wood is wonderfully quirky and really shows the fun and adventure people have in making low budget films.

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Johnny Depp plays the title character and lovingly camps up his portrayal but never loses Wood’s love for both movies and his friends. Martin Landau acts his socks off playing a down and out Bella Lugosi. With Bill Murray and Jessica Sarah Parker rounding out the cast of misfits.

Tim Burton owns this style of film and you can tell this was an important subject for him as every scene drips with charm. While Ed is the title protagonist you’ll find that it’s Lugosi’s tragic story that you’ll remember after the credits.

Buy it from Amazon HERE.

Labyrinth

You remind me of the babe. What babe? The babe with the power. What power? The power of voodoo. Who do? You do. Do what? Remind me of the babe.

If you’re not a fan of Jim Henson you have no soul. FACT. If you haven’t seen Labyrinth already you didn’t have a childhood. FACT. So if you don’t already own this DVD for god’s sake go out and get it.

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Not only is it a children’s classic but it’s still enjoyably barmy and watchable now that you’re old enough to pay rent. Plus it wins bonus points for being a good movie starring David Bowie (not many of those around) and a nice introduction to the bushy eyebrow of Jennifer Connelly.

Perfect for Halloween with so many monsters running about but also any other time of the year

Buy it from Amazon HERE.

Rear Window

This one is here for a few reasons:

1) It has Grace Kelly, one of the most beautiful women in the world ever. For reals.
2) It has Jimmy Stewart, one of the best leading men to have graced the big screen.
3) It’s an Alfred Hitchcock murder thriller so it’s perfect for Halloween.
4) It just so happens to be Hitchcock’s best film. As stated by me and therefore true.

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I could go on all day about the many other reasons why this is not only a classic but perfect viewing anytime anywhere but it’s been said before and by more-big-brain-smart people than I.

I will however say that it’s a perfect Halloween night kind of film because it appeals to two sensibilities. Fear and mystery. Much better than any gore film.

Buy it from Amazon HERE.

Donnie Darko

Despite it being very much a marmite film (people either love it or hate it, strongly) Donnie Darko is either in too many film lists or not enough depending on who you ask. But nobody can deny that it’s definitely a Halloween film.

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The time traveling, mind bending adventure of Donnie, played by the eerily young Jake Gyllenhaal, is a film student’s favourite. It’s great for a post movie discussion of “what the hell was that all about?”.

But make no mistake, the story is compelling and the performances are strong so don’t let the hype fool you, it’s worth the watch. Also, if you have the DVD with commentary from the director and cast make sure to give it a listen because not only is it enlightening but pretty damn funny too.

Buy it from Amazon HERE.
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So there you have it, my list of DVDs worth a watch over Halloween to get you in the mood without making you fear the dark. If you have any picks of your own please leave a comment!

Aaron Poole is a maverick renegade who plays by his own rules. He is also more acurately an editor for FRED and rarely leaves the house. If you like what you read here, or more likely want to leave him some hate message, check out his blog http://aaronfever.blogspot.com

October 27, 2010

Bagged & Boarded 75: Suck That Dream Juice

Filed under: Bagged & Boarded — Tags: , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:56 am

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Movies. Comic Books. Pot. The important things in life.

Matt Cohen has spent twenty five years amassing a gorgeous head full of useless information… and now, he’s sharing it with you. Live. On a weekly basis.

Lucky…

Join Matt, his friend Brendan Creecy, and a special guest host as they ponder and pontificate the finer points of existence… and generally offend a whole bunch of people.

Sometimes funny. Sometimes poignant. Sometimes naked from the waist down.

Always,
Bagged & Boarded

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BAGGED & BOARDED #75: Suck That Dream Juice –In which Matt and Brendo discuss BATMAN 3 casting, evil rabbits, and are joined once again by BLOW HARD’s Malcolm Ingram to jaw about growing up Candian. Check it out, eh?

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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October 25, 2010

FREDagator: 2010-10-25

Filed under: Cabin Fever,FREDagator — Tags: — Aaron @ 11:16 am

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The Cabin Fever boys take on Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Raven”

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October 23, 2010

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Marian Call

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a chat with singer/songwriter Marian Call about the road, social networking, and poor Delaware.

You can visit her official site at www.MarianCall.com

Hope you enjoy…

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October 22, 2010

Ken P. D. Snydecast #157: Make All Our Dreams Come True

Filed under: Ken P.D. Snydecast — Tags: , , , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:12 am

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #157: Make All Our Dreams Come True – Ken & Dana return with a little bit of this, a little bit of that, and a whole lot of something completely unidentifiable.

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Weekend Shopping Guide 10/22/10: Traveling With Mother

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

I’ve been waiting a fair while for it to make its way on to Blu-Ray, if only to see if the many previous DVD restorations could be improved on. I’m happy to say that the new high definition transfer of Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP) looks and sounds wonderful, and should delight fans. Bonus features are nothing to shake a stick at, either, porting over the making-of featurettes, newsreel footage, scene analyses, audio commentary, and photos of the last special edition. More Hitchcock, please. Fast.

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If you want a stylus that keeps your smartphone or tablet clean as you touch, touch, touch away, then give a spin to the iClooly Multitouch Pen ($9.99), which features a brush at the end. That’s right – no more need for greasy fingers, with the added benefit of accuracy.

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Too often, travel journalism tends to see the forest and not the trees, which is why I so thoroughly enjoyed Dom Joly’s The Dark Journalist: Sightseeing In The World’s Most Unlikely Holiday Destinations (Simon & Schuster, £12.99 SRP), because he makes it feel like we’re right there with him – including all of the simple little eccentricities that we all experience on a trip – even though his journeys take him to the likes of Iran, North Korea, Beirut, and, yes, even America. Oh, and he brings true humor to his observations, which is a welcome respite from dour-faced travelogues. Just get this book.

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It wasn’t exactly filmed with the highest budget, but the improved picture quality and sound mix brought to the high definition Rocky Horror Picture Show (Fox, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP) are an exceptional improvement, even if the extras are not terribly impressive – and still don’t include VH1’s excellent documentaries from years past. Still, fans will be snapping this up regardless, and will probably enjoy the new Shadowcast picture-in-picture feature.

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I’m a relatively young guy… relatively… But watching a 20-year-old like Bo Burham makes me equal parts impressed and bitterly jealous at just how powerfully creative he is at such a young age. I’m kind of pissed off about it, actually. Watch his latest Comedy Central special, Words Words Words (Comedy Central, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), and I’m sure you’ll be just as impressed and pissed off as I am. Be sure to pick up the companion Words Words Words CD (Comedy Central Records, $12.98 SRP) as well. And then just sit and stew. And laugh. And then stew some more. And feel old. So very, very old.

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It doesn’t hold a candle to The Six Million Dollar Man, but fans can now pick up the first season of spin-off series The Bionic Woman (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), in which Steve Austin’s beloved, Jamie Summers, becomes a bionic hero in her own right. The 4-disc set contains all 13 episodes, plus the 5 Six Million Dollar Man crossover episodes, audio commentaries, a featurette, and a gag reel.

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In the same spirit as their landmark nature documentaries of the 50’s, Disney has leapt back into the game in full force with DisneyNature, whose latest features go under the sea in Oceans (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) and a bit pink with Crimson Wing: Mystery Of The Flamingos (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP). Both releases contain featurettes and filmmaker annotations, as well as bonus standard DVDs.

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It’s rare to find a whip smart comedy nowadays, but the very New York Please Give (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP) is just that, starring Catherine Kenner and Oliver Platt as a married couple whose plans to expand their family into the apartment of their ailing, elderly neighbor puts them in direct conflict with her granddaughters. Bonus materials include featurettes and outtakes.

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Really, the only one worth getting is the first one, but for high definition at so cheap a price, you might as well get the Robocop Trilogy box set (MGM, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$59.99 SRP) – again, as long as you remember that the first film is required geek viewing, but the last two are abysmal.

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If you neglected to pick up the complete series set last year and have instead been going season by season you’ll be happy to know that Fox has decided you can now pick up what you’ve been missing to wrap things up – Ally McBeal: Season 3, Ally McBeal: Season 4, & Ally McBeal: Season 5 (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP each). All three seasons feature the original music, but sadly not a single bonus feature.

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While I can really do without any child of mine seeing the Sesame Street: Preschool Is Cool! Counting With Elmo disc (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) – you know, because of my longtime hate of Elmo – I can heartily recommend the celebratory Sesame Street: C Is For Cookie Monster (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), featuring clips aplenty of our favorite blue monster (Well, him and Grover are tied).

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Gabriel Byrne returns as psychotherapist Dr. Paul Weston in the second season of HBO’s In Treatment (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP), recently divorced and related to Brooklyn, and in the process of rebuilding his practice. The 7-disc set contains all 35 episodes.

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I thought Romeo + Juliet (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) was hyperkinetic overload and Moulin Rouge (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) was a jumbled mess, but there’s no denying that Baz Luhrmann’s films were made for high definition, as these new editions prove. Both discs include audio commentaries, featurettes, trailers, and more.

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Gene Roddenberry writing a sex-fueled black comedy high school murder mystery? Starring Rock Hudson, Telly Savalas, and Angie Dickinson? That’s Pretty Maids All In A Row (Warner Bros., Rated R, DVD-$24.95), now available exclusively from the Warner Archive.

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As election season heats up, give a spin to the Politics & Presidents of Mike Wallace’s 20th Century series (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP). The 10 episodes feature a wealth of insightful interviews with historians and some of the actual participants themselves.

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While they’ve yet to introduce it in their native 12″ line, Sideshow has imported a pair of much requested 12″ Star Wars figures from Medicom in Japan – the lovable droids R2-D2 ($189.99) and C-3PO ($199.99). The detailing on both is exquisite and screen accurate to the original trilogy, right down to the obvious grime coating R2. Both also have LED light-up features – the dome light on R2 and C-3PO’s eyes. If you’ve been waiting for these guys as long as I have, you should snap these up as soon as possible, before they’re gone.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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