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July 28, 2012

Win MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 VOLUME XXIV on DVD!

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In conjunction with Shout Factory, we’re giving away two (2) copies of MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 VOLUME XXIV on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, August 15th.

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Win iCARLY: SEASON 4 on DVD!

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In conjunction with Nickelodeon, we’re giving away three (3) copies of iCARLY: SEASON 4 on DVD.

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Win ADVENTURE TIME: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON on DVD!

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In conjunction with Cartoon Network, we’re giving away three (3) copies of ADVENTURE TIME: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON on DVD.

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July 27, 2012

Weekend Shopping Guide 7/27/12: Where Some Have Gone Before

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

As its original run was airing, I would rarely miss a new episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation (Paramount, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$129.99 SRP). As years have gone by, my love of the show has waned, and I find more and more flaws in its stories with the truly outstanding episodes dwindling to a handful. But I must applaud and support the phenomenal effort that has been put into making the show available in HD, which includes going back to the actual film source and constructing the show from all of the original elements in HD, rather than the original video mastering… Which means the show has never, ever looked as good and, frankly, modern as it does now. So for that reason alone, I recommend these sets, especially in hopes that their success will ensure Deep Space Nine gets the same treatment. As far as bonus features go, not only do we get the original DVD features, but also brand new documentaries, and the now-legendary blooper reel.

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With the Holga iPhone Lens Filter Kit ($29.99), you have the ability – via a simple rotary design – to rotate in nine different filters, from gels to duplications and more. It’s a fun little add-on to muck around with on a summer’s day.

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The gap between releases is an endurance test, but when a new Cinematic Titanic Live DVD arrives, the beautiful little comedy gem makes you forget just how long it’s been since the last one. And oh, does Rattlers (Cinema Titans, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99) deliver some comedy gold, as a discount Ken Doll (and tenured herpetologist) intones his way through a ham-fisted entry in that honored 70’s genre – animals gone scholockily wild. Get this, and hope that the wait for the next release is far shorter.

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Another month, another pair of classic Doctor Who releases bringing us that much closer to having all of the almost 30 years of stories on DVD. And this month brings a pair of corkers – Patrick Troughton’s 2nd Doctor in Doctor Who: The Krotons (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) and Jon Pertwee’s 3rd Doctor in Doctor Who: Death To The Daleks (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP). As usual, both are loaded with bonus features, the real standout being the nearly hour-long 2nd Doctor retrospective on Krotons.

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Yes, American Masters: Johnny Carson – King of Late (PBS, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.99) is just as brilliant and welcome and ultimately unsatisfying as I hoped it would be. Really, any attempt to paint a portrait of the famously private Carson was going to leave a viewer left wanting, but I’m delighted that a portrait even exists, which is a brilliant appreciation of what made Johnny king – a crown no one else has come to claiming.

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I’ve said it before, and I shall continue to say it as long as he continues to write them – If you’ve not yet read John Swartzwelder’s series of brilliantly comic novels starring dim detective Frank Burly, than you do not deserve to be literate. So yes, do catch up, and also pick up the latest – The Million Dollar Policeman (Kennydale Books, $15.95 SRP) – or just walk away and never read again.

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The fine folks at Fantagraphics continue to do more to keep classic Disney characters in front of audiences than Disney does, with the release of both the 3rd volume collecting Floyd’s Gottfredson’s classic Mickey Mouse comic strip, Mickey Mouse: High Noon At Inferno Gulch (Fantagraphics, $29.99 SRP), and the 2nd volume collecting the works of the great Carl Barks, Uncle Scrooge: Only A Poor Old Man (Fantagraphics, $28.99 SRP). Presented in beautiful hardcover form and supplemented by essays and insight, they are must have additions to the library of fans and sure-to-become-fans alike.

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And speaking of a company doing fine work for those who truly love comics, the folks at Twomorrows have released a pair of books which are both worth picking up – Marie Severin: The Mirthful Mistress Of Comics (Twomorrows, $24.95 SRP) looks at the silver age Marvel Bullpen legend, while Modern Masters: Eric Powell (Twomorrows, $15.95 SRP) takes a look at the art of the man behind The Goon. Both are packed with interviews and art and yes, both should be on your shopping list.

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While the US remake has me worried, the must-see feature film is getting it’s US debut soon and the original UK series has finally been released in the US. So what does that mean? That means you should get The Inbetweeners: The Complete Series (eOne, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) immediately, and partake of the immature misadventures of Will, Neal, Simon & Jay. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, and more.

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The show may be running out of steam, but there’s still a lot of fun to be had in the 4th season of iCarly (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP), which comes bearing 10 episodes in widescreen for the first time, all of which are full of hijinks. Hi-jinks, I tells ya. Bonus materials include 5 episodes of the show How To Rock.

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Warners has brought a pair of much-requested sci-fi titles to high definition with the arrival of Peter Hyams’ Outland (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP), starring Sean Connery as a colonial marshal on Jupiter’s moon investigating the mysterious deaths of miners, and Ken Russell’s still-bizarre Altered States (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP). As far as bonus materials go, Outland gets an audio commentary and trailer, while Altered States gets only a trailer. Still, at least we finally have both of these flicks on Blu-Ray.

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Been waiting for another UCB movie? I have. Is there another UCB movie, written and helmed by Matt Besser and starring his brilliant partners? Yes, there is. Does it have dance? Not only does it have dance, it has Freak Dance (Image, Not Rated, DVD-$27.97 SRP) – The greatest dance of them all. Just watch it. Now. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurette, and deleted scenes.

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Still one of the greatest concert movies ever put to film, Peter Gabriel: Secret World Live (Eagle Vision, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP) makes its way to high definition in a phenomenal presentation whose sound is an improvement over the already-stellar DVD from a few years back. Get this.

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Seeing as how every season since the third has gotten a concurrent high-definition releases, Warners has gone back to fill in the blanks with high-definition releases of The Big Bang Theory: Season 1 & The Big Bang Theory: Season 2 (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP each). Both have the same featurettes and gag reels of their original DVD versions, but now the picture looks oh so much better.

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Yeah, I don’t know if I really wanted to catch up with the characters of American Pie almost 15 years later, and seeing them coming to terms with adulthood and families and maturity and stagnation in American Reunion (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.96 SRP) proves my initial trepidation to be prescient, as boy, is this just an awkward trudge. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, featurettes, and a gag reel.

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What a world we live in when Mel Gibson has so damaged his reputation that his new film essentially goes direct-to-video, as is the case with the action flick Get The Gringo (Fox, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), where he’s a grizzled thief whose last heist lands him in a Mexican prison, and mixed up with corrupt cops, druglords, and a 10-year-old boy with a special liver. Bonus materials include featurettes and a music video.

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Many years ago, the book Salmon Fishing In The Yemen (Sony, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP was recommended to me by the great Neil Innes. I enjoyed the book immensely. The film, while not as great as the book, is a worthy adaptation of the source material. Bonus materials include a pair of featurettes.

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There’s nothing altogether wrong about Friends With Kids (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) – in fact, it has a great cast (everyone from Maya Rudolph and John Hamm to Chris O’Dowd and Kristen Wiig) – it’s just that its romantic comedy tropes feel like warmed over Judd Apatow… Which is no mean feat, considering Judd Apatow movies feel like warmed over Judd Apatow. In a nutshell, it’s about a pair of friends (Adam Scott & writer/director Jennifer Westfeldt) who, upon seeing the rest of their friends have kids, decided to have a baby together… But remain platonic friends and still actively pursue outside relationships. See? Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, a gag reel, and more.

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Hans Zimmer’s score to The Dark Knight Rises (Water Tower Music, $10.00 SRP) wraps up Christopher Nolan’s trilogy with cues as dark, brooding, and majestic as you’ve come to expect, aided by a powerful sonic arrival of baddie Bane.

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For a unique view of history, look no further than Michael Wood’s Story Of England (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), which charts the country’s history using a single village over the course of 2000 years, from the Roman occupation to the present day.

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Warners, MGM, and Sony have all jumped into the MOD catalogue business, but one of the studios with the biggest libraries has finally arrived on the scene with the 20th Century Fox Cinema Archives, dropping 15 never-before-released titles that cinema fans are sure to want to snap up. That initial batch is comprised of Dangerous Years, Fraulein, Love Is News, Mr. Belvedere Rings The Bell, My Wife’s Best Friend, Rings On Her Fingers, Suez, Diplomatic Courier, They Came To Blow Up America, Way Of A Gaucho, Claudia, The Foxes Of Harrow, Kidnapped, Frontier Marshal, Life Begins At Eight-Thirty (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP each).

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MGM’s MOD Limited Edition Collection has dropped a new clutch of titles from the vault, the highlights of which are Dave Thomas and Sally Kellerman in the Boris And Natasha: The Movie (MGM, Rated PG, DVD-$19.98), Tab Hunter and Jim Backus in Operation Bikini (MGM, Not Rated DVD-$19.98), Boris Karloff in Mr. Wong In Chinatown (MGM, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98), and Mickey Rooney in Leave ‘Em Laughing (MGM, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98).

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Disney continues to fulfill their promise to unleash a slew of catalogue titles on Blu-Ray this year, with this week bringing a new release, including Robert Redford in The Horse Whisperer (Touchstone, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$20.99 SRP), Diane Lane in Under The Tuscan Sun (Touchstone, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$20.00 SRP), and John Travolta in Phenomenon (Touchstone, Rated PG, DVD-$20.00 SRP).

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The Three Stooges film (Fox, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) just confuses me. I want to hate it. It wants to be loved. We meet in the middle at “eh.” But I did walk away wanting a film with Nun Larry David. So that’s something, right? Bonus materials include deleted scenes, featurettes, and a screen test.

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If you’ve got kids, Scholastic’s ever-expanding library of animated adaptations of children’s books is worth picking up, the latest of which is My First Collection Volume 3: Featuring Chicken Little (Scholastic, Not Rated, DVD-$24.95 SRP), which collects 13 award-winning stories across 3-discs.

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In this week’s reality dump, we get another pseudo-nailbiting season of IRT Deadliest Roads (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP), in which another batch of truckers truck their way through deadly trucking territory in a truckmanlike fashion, this time in the high Andes. Also available is the third volume of Storage Wars (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP), in which the usual suspects lift a lot of doors to pull out a lot of junk.

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Slowly but surely we’re creeping towards catching up as Roy Clarke’s long-running Last Of The Summer Wine (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP) brings its vintage up to 1992, which also features that year’s special “Stop That Castle”.

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This week’s spotlight of what those purveyors of wonder over at Sideshow and Hot Toys have on tap features a pair – yes, that’s two! – figures that are available right now, both from the same film. First up is the very limited San Diego Comic-Con exclusive Captain America – Rescue Version ($219), sporting the outfit Steve Rogers quickly assembled in order to save his fellow soldiers. Next up is the dastardly villain Cap was rescuing those solders from – The Red Skull ($199.99). As you can see from the photos, both figures feature exquisitely tailored costumes and eerily lifelike head sculpts. I mean, just look at that swappable Hugo Weaving head! The work that Hot Toys is doing is, quite simply, amazing. If you can get them both, do so. You’ll regret passing them up later.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Party Favors: Walking Tall

Filed under: Joe Corey's Party Favors — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:39 am

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ADAMSTOWN, TENNESSEE – Sometimes you don’t have to pick up a stick to make a point.
When Shout! Factory put out their Blu-ray of Walking Tall and its two sequels, I pondered why this great piece of deep fried filmmaking wasn’t part of the National Film Board’s National Film Registry. Airplane! and Enter the Dragon are on the list so it’s not that uptight of a vote. Well I got an answer from someone connected to the board. It hasn’t received that many nominations before the big vote. Who can nominate? Unlike the Oscars and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, people who just like a movie a lot are allowed to send in a nomination that gets reflected in the process. The voice of the people can be heard instead of just members of an elitist club. Who knew? You do now.

The person at the registry said that my nomination has been noted for Walking Tall, but I can get others to also email them in a nomination. The more nominations received, the better chances that it can be one of the lucky 25 films to make the list. Let this be our summer project: to get the legend of Buford Pusser preserved right next to Snow White, Citizen Kane and Eraserhead.

Why does Walking Tall deserve a slot in the Film Registry? First off we’re talking the original movie from 1973 and not the remake with the Rock and Johnny Knoxville. Joe Don Baker dominated the screen as Sheriff Buford Pusser. Think of him as the anti-Andy Griffith as he is forced to tackle the redneck mafia that’s ruined his little Mayberry. Walking Tall would have been Oscar nominated under the new rules of 10 or so Best Pictures. This film was an indie distribution sensation pulling in $23 million in an era when a movie ticket was $1.50. Drive-ins across the South were jammed by fans eager to see Pusser bring down a piece of lumber on a goon. The film inspired numerous Southern set flicks over the next few years. Nationally the movie has given birth to numerous real life lawman that fancied themselves the next Sheriff Pusser. Some are sincere while others are self-serving showmen. The film is part of the American cultural landscape. Judging from that soulless remake starring the Rock, Walking Tall can’t be duplicated.

Why should you take a minute to nominate? Because you can. How many times are you ticked off that the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has skipped over your favorite band? Or the Oscars Takes a few minutes to write “I’d like to nominate Walking Tall (the original and not the crummy Rock remake) for the National Film Registry” and email it over? You can cut and paste what I just wrote if you want to be lazy about it.

Where do you send it? dross@loc.gov is the address for your email.

If you send in your nomination for Walking Tall, you may find yourself standing up and applauding the announcement of the next Film Registry list. Do it for Joe Don Baker and Sheriff Pusser.

PILL PROBLEM?

Nice to see Dr. Drew get nailed for being paid to push a drug and refusing to admit it as he hawked the stuff on major TV shows. He must have had a bout of amnesia after he cashed the check for over a quarter of a million dollars. Another TV phoney.

TODAY HOST

The producers of The Today Show haven’t done a great service dumping Ann Curry for Savannah Guthrie. Do they not understand what America wants in their female morning host? They don’t merely want a big smile. They need a woman who looks like she can shake off getting nailed in the stomach by a chimp. Think of the successes – Barbara Walters, Jane Pauley, Katie Couric and Meredith Vieira. All three could take that unexpected ape punch and send it back to Willard Scott with a chuckle. Deborah Norville and Ann Curry would be on the ground screaming for Lenny to dial 911 and their agent.

BYE ANDY

The passing of Andy Griffith was a sad moment around the Party Favors headquarters since it’s located in the heart of North Carolina. I never worked directly or encountered Andy. I had stalked him around Manteo Island with no sightings. I even left a box of Ritz crackers near the Lost Colony Theater as a trap. My brother was in the jury scene for Matlock’s last trial when he filmed the show in Wilmington. The rule on the set was that if you stared directly at Andy, you were immediately fired. For a while, Andy seemed to be the meanest man in showbiz. The closet I came to an Andy encounter was when a make-up artist let me listen to a voice mail Andy had left her. But after listening to his voicemail, it became obvious that Andy was really the most guarded man in showbiz. And why wouldn’t he be? So many people watched his shows over the year. While it’s not unusual for fans to think they know an actor, what made things twisted for Andy was many of these fans thought Andy knew them. He had to keep up a hard exterior to protect himself from their delusions. But when he accepted you into his inner circle, he was the charming Andy Griffith you imagined from the TV show. He did so much in making the world know that North Carolina wasn’t a soulless state packed with vicious hillbillies and snake handlers. Now it’s up to Zach Gallifinakis to carry Andy’s torch.

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WHY DVDS MATTER

I’m trapped in a “battleground state.” You know why they call them battleground states? Because every time you turn on the TV set – a SuperPAC is stabbing you in the eyes and ears with the most god awful depressing commercials. The messages can be summarized as “The good times are over so stick a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.” Whatever happened to the pursuit of happiness? People who are slightly depressed shouldn’t turn on a television station until after mid-November. It’s only going to get worse as they buy up all the ad time in every show. There’s nothing sacred. These SuperPACs are forcing their ads before youtube videos aimed at preschoolers. What’s the solution? Buy DVDs and avoid the chance to being attacked by campaign ads. If you have relatives and friends trapped in battleground states, send them care packages of DVDs that will keep them smiling. You might think about internet streaming services, but the SuperPACs are going to think of evil ways to pop up their message on the computer screen and then claim it was a glitch. They’re evil that way.

BLU-RAY HEAVEN

God Bless America made me cry at its beautiful message. Writer-Director Bobcat Goldthwait has made another dark vision of America that outdoes his World’s Greatest Dad. Joel Murray (Duck on Mad Men) has a horrible day when he’s fired from his job and gets diagnosed for an inoperable brain tumor. He’s got not future. All he has is his TV since he’s also an insomniac. He can’t deal with all the ungrateful fame whores being turned into superstars. Whatever happened to nice people on TV? Murray goes on a campaign to restore being nice by killing jerks. He starts with the whiny brat from a version of Super Sweet Sixteen. During his murder plot, he gains a groupie in Tara Lynn Barr. She’s a high schooler gleeful in helping with the slaughter. She also wants to clean up TV with hot lead. The duo are amazing together. This is Natural Born Killers fired through Leon without being overbearingly arty. Bobcat plays it close to the bone as Murray and Barr go cross country looking to rid the country of reality stars. There are so many people who need to be stopped by this modern Bonnie and Clyde. Among the annoying TV people is TV’s Frank from Mystery Science Theater 3000. Joel Murray is Bill Murray’s brother. This is his Lost In Translation except with a much better ending when it comes to the relationship with the girl. God Bless America truly is a movie of our times. The bonus features include several behind the scenes featurettes, outtakes from the spoofed reality TV hows and a commentary with Bobcat, Murray and Barr. For those curious, Barr is not Roseanne’s daughter, granddaughter or nut plantation employee. God Bless America is the must see movie of the summer. Afterwards you might want to visit the X Factor auditions to stop Simon.

The Hunter allows Willem Dafoe (Spider-Man) and Sam Neil (Jurassic Park) to unwind in constraining roles. Dafoe gets hired by a biotech company to capture a Tasmanian Tiger. The creature is supposed to be extinct, but recently there have been reports of it roaming in the wilderness. He bases himself at a home owned by Francis O’Connor and her two kids. Her husband vanished in the wilderness less than a year before. While Dafoe wants to be the cold blooded killer stalking his prey, the kids are making him warm up. This is bad for business. Sam Neil is the local who serves as a bit of a tour guide to Dafoe. But he’s not fully open to the outsider. There’s a whole subplot about environmentalist halting efforts to work in the wilderness. Dafoe is masterful as the lonely hunter forced to make hard choices during the pursuit. Can he really destroy the last of an animal for a price? The producers of Animal Kingdom made The Hunter. This is another one of those fine movies that seems alienated from a box office focused completely on over the top comic books or Channing Tatum.

DVD SHELF

Streets of San Francisco Season 3 Volume 1 & Volume 2 brings some more authentic crime from the shakiest town in the west. Detective Lt. Mike Stone (Karl Malden) and Inspector Steve Keller (Michael Douglas) play the vet and the newbie going up and down the streets solving crimes. They really shot on the streets of San Francisco so you’re getting an accurate view of landscape in 1974. “One Last Shot” doesn’t merely give us Leslie Nielsen (Police Squad) in a serious role, but he’s drunk cop whose impaired behavior leads to his partner taking a bullet. Not only do Mike and Steve have to find the suspect, but must determine who pulled the trigger. Jock Mahoney (Tarzan in Tarzan’s Three Challenges) also guest stars. “The Most Deadly Species” brings Brenda Vaccaro to town. She’s not a tourist, but a hit woman on a gig. Joseph Ruskin helps as an undertaker. “Target: Red” brings Bill Bixby to town as a psycho killer looking to take out a politician. “Mask of Death” is John Davidson’s only real acting gig of his career. You won’t believe he was a host of That’s Incredible with his role as a female impersonator with a dark secret. Bernie Kopell (The Love Boat) and John Fielder (The Bob Newhart Show) factor into the double trouble. Dabney Coleman gets involved in “Jacob’s Boy.” The suspect is innocent of this crime, but he’s got another tucked away in his past. “Cry Help” screams from Clint Howard (Gentle Ben). Can Ron Howard’s brother really be a killer? Volume 2 has 11 episodes. “The Twenty-Five Caliber Plague” follows a gun over a weekend. The guest stars include Vic Morrow (The Bad News Bears), Anthony Zerbe and Anthony Geary (General Hospital). “The Programming of Charlie Blake” makes Dean Stockwell think he’s being treated for his sexual predator ways, but his shrink wants him to confess to a different crime. “Solitaire” has Mike work with a new guy while Steve recovers from a gunshot wound. The old dog isn’t happy with his new partner. Malden and Douglas make a perfect crime solving team. The two volumes of Season 4 will be released on August 28.

Dynasty: The Sixth Season Volume One and Volume Two answers the question of what Carringtons survived the “Moldavian Wedding Massacre.” It was a tough summer for fans and the cast as they waited to know who lived and who was riddled with bullets. Medics and doctors would be no help. Only their eager agent could save them from a fate worse than death. What a perfect time to remove cast members that think they deserve more money? Viewers weren’t completely teased as wedding guests were brought out of the massacre site. The fortunate were messed up with a few odd wounds. The doomed would never return to Denver. I’m not going to spoil the suspense. The living didn’t get to leave the country. Turns out that Alexis (Joan Collins) and Krystale (Linda Evans) are kept in a dungeon while Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) arranges a multi-million dollar ransom. There’s a lot of unfinished business in Moldavia. Things get really twisted when Rita shows up on the scene. She’s a dead ringer for Krystale mostly because she’s also played by Linda Evans. Rita replaces Krystale in Blake’s life, but he doesn’t know it. She has a plan to merely divorce Blake and get half his fortune. Her back up plan is to kill Blake and take all of it. He’s in major trouble. Can he survive this double trouble? Will Alexis join in the carnage to get a cut? These are the 15 episodes on Volume One. There’s plenty of backstabbing and intrigue in Volume Two. Rita wants a bit of revenge for her plan going bad. Alexis goes screaming yellow bonkers when her husband messes with her daughter. There’s plenty of intense ugliness in the Carrington Empire until we get to the big cliffhanger of Blake choking Alexis to death when she does the ultimate backstab. You can order both parts of the season in one package since you’re not going to want to stop once you’re devouring the Carringtons. There’s only three more seasons to go.

Mannix: The Seventh Season packs quite a punch for the penultimate season. Joe Mannix (Mike Connors) was a private eye who worked from his gut. He either played out a case from his gut or took plenty of blows in his gut. His only real back up is his secretary Peggy Fair (Gail Fisher). He’s had a lot of police connections including Mr. Brady (Robert Reed). This was the last season he recurred on Mannix and it was also the final season of The Brady Bunch. You’d think he’d get more time as a cop once he dumped the wife, six kids, Alice and Sam the Butcher. He’s in the opening episode “The Girl in the Polka Dot Dress.” The shows starts off right when a mysterious client arrives at Joe’s apartment/office and the P.I. pours out the Scotch before getting to business. Mannix had priorities. He fears for a woman’s life, but doesn’t completely know the details. Damn those iffy mystics. A girl like the one he described ends up dead. Mannix has to take his next warning seriously. Joan Van Ark (Knots Landing) might be in the dress. “A Way to Dusty Death” is the classic small towners hating Mannix investigating. Howard Duff (Flamingo Road) and Tony Geary (General Hospital) aren’t happy locals. “Climb a Deadly Mountain” crashes Mannix into a mountain. He survives and is rescued by an escaped convict. Trouble is his pursing guards want the guy dead along with anyone that might know his secret. Greg Morris (Mission: Impossible and Vega$) guest stars. “Silent Target” ruins Mannix’s fishing trip when he hooks into a group of hitmen. John Hillerman (Magnum P.I.) and Frank Langella (Dracula) are amongst the hired guns. “Search in the Dark” ties Victor Buono (King Tut on Batman) into a jewel heist. “All the Dead Were Strangers” except Anthony Zerbe. “The Darkest Hour” demands Mannix figure out who shot him with his own gun. Can he solve the case and live? Among the suspects are Elizabeth Ashley, William Devane, Victor French and the tasty Alan Fudge. “Mask for a Charade” makes Claude Akins (Sheriff Lobo) hire Mannix to clear his name and restore his police badge after a murder charge. “Trap for a Pigeon” brings back Robert Reed for his final bit. What’s amazing is how the hair folks have covered his head in grease, wax and spray to semi-straighten out his dad perm he was sporting on The Brady Bunch that season. “The Ragged Edge” hooks Mannix on heroin so that he’ll do bad things to get the sweet stuff from his connection. Linda Evans (Dynasty) figures into this junky business. Mannix is such a badass show. There’s only one more season left to be released on DVD.

Father Dowling Mysteries: The Second Season was its first season ABC after NBC canceled the show. The series seemed like a sure fire hit in the era of Matlock and Murder, She Wrote. But NBC couldn’t handle the religious crime solving series featuring Tom Bosley (Happy Days) as Father Dowling and Tracy Nelson (sister of Nelson) as Sister Steve. Mary Wickes played the housekeeper, but would become a full fledge nun in the Sister Act movies. The second season is also not a full order since it was a winter replacement on ABC. “The Visiting Priest Mystery” starts innocent enough with Anthony LaPaglia (Innocent Blood) showing up at the church. Turns out he’s a man who prefers to put holes in others and not a holy man. “The Exotic Dancer Mystery” gets my attention with a healthy mix of strippers and nuns. Sister Steve has to go undercover to deal cards for Michael Des Barres (The Power Station touring version). “The Stone Killer Mystery” has an ex-con wanting to get revenge on Father Dowling for sending him up the river. His only hope of survival is Yahphet Kotto (Alien) and Paul Gleason (The Breakfast Club). “The Passionate Painter Mystery” stalks an artist. Why? Cause his work will be worth more when he’s dead. Among the suspects is none other than Rosco Lee Browne (Uptown Saturday Night) and Candy Clark (Man Who Fell to Earth. Father Dowling Mysteries is perfect for those wanting to more Holy Rolling than Matlock and the sinful Murder, She Wrote. There’s 13 episodes on 3 DVDs with the original previews.

G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero, Series 2, Season 2 covers the series from 1991 when DIC took over the animation duties. The Joes are ready to fight against Cobra and keep the earth free of their nefarious plans. All 20 episodes are featured on 3 DVDs. This was a strange time for the Joe team as they focused on saving the environment and stopping drugs. Just in time for the London Olympics and the Jubilee, there’s “Chunnel.” Cobra Commander has kidnapped the Queen of England. Guess her fancy wave isn’t a great form of self-defense. “Long Live Rock N Roll” is a two parter that has Rock N Roll Joe attack with his sonic guitar. He can kill with power chords. “The Sludge” creates a super villain out of a cesspool. Thankfully this episode isn’t in smell-o-vision. “Cobra World” is a cute one when the ultimate in evil buy an amusement park. Have they really turned into a family entertainment conglomerate or is this just a great way to kill folks with kindness? The bonus feature is a group of Hasbro folks discussing the toys and how they worked themselves into the TV series.

Bonanza: The Official Third Season Volume 1 and Volume 2 was when the show really took off after being moved to the ripe spot of Sundays at 9 p.m. America was ready to go to work on Monday so they could lie around the water cooler that they had a color TV back home. The 34 episodes are spread over the two volumes, but you can buy them bundled together at a discount. Ben Cartwright (Lorne Greene) and his sons Adam (Pernell Roberts), Hoss (Dan Blocker) and Little Joe (Michael Landon) are still keeping their Ponderosa ranch the most prestigious in all of Nevada. “The Smiler” has the brother of a man Hoss killed show up in town. But the guy swears he’s not out for revenge. You’ll be out for the guest part from Scatman Crothers (The Shining). “Springtime” lets John Carradine torture the boys while he’s a houseguest with just a few simple needs. “The Honor of Cochise” makes DeForest Kelly (Bones on Star Trek) the target of Indians. Guess he broke the primary directive. “Broken Ballad” returns Robert Culp (The Greatest American Hero) to the town. He’s retired from being a gunman. The neighbors are bothered since rumor has it that he killed a local’s son. “The Many Faces of Gideon Finch” features the familiar mug of Joe Turkel (Bladerunner and The Shining). “The Tin Badge” makes Little Joe a sheriff of a small town. Trouble comes in the form of Vic Morrow (Humaniods from the Deep). There’s a double Star Trek sighting on “Gift of Water.” James Doohan (Scotty) and Majel Barrett (Nurse Chapel) get stuck in a drought. There’s a major trouble alert when Lee Marvin heats up “The Crucible.” He wants to make Adam a killing machine. Making this season even cooler is Marvin’s tagteam partner in Badass arrives with James Coburn in “The Long Night.” Hoss must have felt like a pony being around Marvin and Coburn that long. Those are two major reasons to grab season three of Bonanza. There’s plenty of bonus features including plenty of production photos, the cast pushing Chevys and a clip from a March of Dimes special with Hoss and Ben meeting Buster Keaton.

Dawn Rider remakes one of John Wayne’s early starring roles with Christian Slater (Heathers) in the Duke’s role. John Mason (Slater) returns home to find the masked outlaws that killed his father. He’s in a tricky situation since he might also be wanted by the law for his career choice. But his sense of getting revenge for what was done to pa outrides his fugitive ways. Trouble for Mason comes in the form of a lawman (M*A*S*H*‘s Donald Sutherland). He’s got a warrant. Emotional trouble for Mason evolves from Jill Hennenssy. He gets attached to her, but she’s got a few dark secrets he might not want to know. Since it wasn’t one of John Wayne’s major hits, Slater isn’t just having to carry too much of John Wayne’s weight on the screen. He can be himself instead of an impersonator saying, “Pilgrim” to enhance his dialogue. It’s a fine rough and tumble Western worthy of putting on the DVD player for a lazy Saturday afternoon oater. Dawn Rider is currently a Walmart exclusive although you can get digital copies from Amazon. Plan accordingly.

Comics in Context: Spider-Man’s Oedipus Complex

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SPIDER-MAN’S OEDIPUS COMPLEX

Thanks to the enormous success of the recent movies about the character, Marvel’s Spider-Man has become more popular than ever. Sam Raimi directed the first three live action Spider-Man films, starring Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker alias Spider-Man, all of which I’ve reviewed in past installments of “Comics in Context.” Raimi, Maguire, and the rest of the original cast have left the series, and Columbia Pictures and Marvel have now “rebooted” the film series, starting it over from Spider-Man’s origin, in this year’s new film The Amazing Spider-Man, directed by the appropriately named Marc Webb, with Andrew Garfield taking over the role of Peter Parker. And Mr. Webb and his collaborators are taking a strikingly different approach to the Spider-Man saga than Mr. Raimi did, including a focus on Peter Parker’s fathers, both real and figurative.

As usual, in analyzing this film, I will be discussing the entire plot. So if you haven’t seen the movie yet, it behooves you to go watch it before reading this critique.

But before I begin psychoanalyzing Spider-Man in his latest movie, I want to address just how long Spider-Man has been a part of American popular culture.

THE MARVEL REVOLUTION IN MIDDLE AGE

Back in college I signed up to take a course in Modern Literature, thinking that I would be studying novels from the previous few decades. Instead I discovered that “modern,” or “modernist literature” is a term used to describe fiction mostly from the 20th century before World War II; postwar literature was instead described as “contemporary.” Years later I similarly learned that the term “modern art” refers to works from the late 19th century up to the 1960s; after that comes “contemporary art.” Thus what is still called “modern” becomes old.

When I was growing up, the classic Marvel superheroes like Spider-Man were the new, cutting edge superheroes of the day. The Marvel Revolution of Stan Lee, Jack Kirby, Steve Ditko and their colleagues had revitalized the superhero genre, giving characters new psychological depth, their world greater realism, and their stories greater dramatic and emotional impact. The heroes of the Marvel Age of Comics sharply contrasted with the DC Comics superheroes, who had already been around in one form or another for decades. As time passed, we grew used to referring to the comics of the late 1950s and the 1960s as those of “the Silver Age,” a term that made it sound like a legendary period of past history. Yet probably to many of us, 1960s Marvel still represented modernity in the superhero genre, a new phase in the superhero genre that new writers and artists carried on through the 1970s and 1980s.

But now we have to face a startling fact: this year, 2012, is the fiftieth anniversary of the debut of Spider-Man in his origin story, by editor/scripter Stan Lee and artist Steve Ditko, in Amazing Fantasy #15. Spider-Man and the Marvel Revolution are a half century old. Kids discovering Spider-Man now are fans of a character whom their grandparents read about in comic books. To the new generation Spider-Man must seem to have been around as long as Superman. And when I was growing up, it seemed as if Superman had been around forever. I would have to remind myself that my father was born before the creation of Superman or Batman or Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny or various other characters in cartoon art who seem to be permanent parts of American popular culture.

Nowadays continuity at DC Comics is in continual flux, seemingly changing with the whims of whoever the latest editors and writers are. Back in 1986 John Byrne’s The Man of Steel famously rebooted the Superman mythos, supplanting the Silver Age continuity of Superman comics edited by Mort Weisinger and Julius Schwartz. The Byrne revamp held form for years, but then started undergoing revisions. Then Geoff Johns set down the new, post-Byrne version of the Superman origin in the Superman: Secret Origin series in 2009-2010. And that held for only a year before the Superman origin got rebooted yet again by Grant Morrison in the “New 52’s” Action Comics starting in 2011.

One of Marvel’s great strengths has long been its strong sense of history. For the most part, Marvel continuity has remained intact for a half century. Indeed, admirably, in recent years, through such books as the Marvel 75th Anniversary titles, The Marvels Project, and the Agents of Atlas series, present day Marvel has even reincorporated neglected superhero characters from Marvel’s pre-1960s history, as Timely and Atlas Comics, into the canon of Marvel continuity.

I suspect that in large part Marvel’s refusal (so far) to give in to the trend for reboots is due to the strength of the foundation of modern Marvel Comics: those classic 1960s stories by Lee, Kirby, Ditko and the rest. Newer writers may tweak and fiddle with them in retellings, but (for the most part) no one wants to replace them, not yet anyway.

Lee and Ditko’s origin story for Spider-Man is still so well conceived, so well told, and so dramatically powerful as to seem miraculous. (It is also concise, telling the origin in only eleven pages, whereas in the contemporary period of “decompressed” storytelling, the Ultimate Spider-Man series took six issues to tell its alternative version.) And to think that Lee and Ditko considered this story to be a throwaway, an experiment to run in the final issue of a cancelled comic, that may well never have led to a continuing series, much less to become Marvel’s flagship series and the source of blockbuster movies a half century later.

That is another proof of the power of the Marvel Revolution in the superhero genre. The Revolution may be a half-century old in the comics, but it was reborn in another medium, movies, in 2000 with the first X-Men movie. Great commercial and creative successes like Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man trilogy, Jon Favreau’s Iron Man movies, and Joss Whedon’s Avengers film demonstrate that the Marvel Revolution of the 1960s can be translated into vivid, brilliant contemporary work in cinema today. And through the movies, the Marvel characters and storytelling style of the 1960s is reaching a far wider audience, across the world.

Nonetheless, as more time has passed since Lee and Ditko did their classic Spider-Man stories, newer writers will reinterpret the character or be tempted to alter his past saga. In the comics, Marvel launched an alternative continuity in its Ultimate line of comics, starting with Ultimate Spider-Man, while continuing the traditional continuity in the main Marvel Universe line of comics. (The biggest change in Ultimate Spider-Man was the recent death of Peter Parker and his replacement by a new, African-American Spider-Man.)

Moviemakers feel free to revise traditional continuity from the comics; what is most important is that the films get the characters’ personalities and the spirit of their original comics series right, as the recent Marvel movies mostly have. In critiquing these movies, we should examine what they changed and why. In making a change to the original continuity, did the moviemakers make an improvement, or did they miss something important about the way the character and his series work?

FROM RAIMI TO REBOOT

When it was announced that director Sam Raimi and his cast were leaving the Spider-Man movie series, one prominent Marvel executive publicly asserted that the next Spider-Man film would not be a “reboot.” But of course that is exactly what The Amazing Spider-Man movie is, starting the Spider-Man saga over again from the origin story, with Peter Parker, Spider-Man’s alter ego, once again a high school student. Director Marc Webb and his screenwriters would understandably want to put their own stamp on this new Spider-Man film series. So they would presumably want to make revisions in the continuity, not only from what it is in the comics, but also to differentiate the new version from Raimi’s. So just what have Webb and company changed, for better or for worse?

For example, one thing that is decidedly missing from Sam Raimi’s trilogy of Spider-Man films is something that all of Spider-Man’s leading writers for the comics have understood and used. Spider-Man has a sense of humor. He continually makes wisecracks. In combat he makes jokes at his adversaries’ expense. As I asserted in a column I wrote way back in the 1980s, Spider-Man is Marvel’s Bugs Bunny. He is a trickster character. Raimi’s Spider-Man doesn’t make jokes when he is in action. Marc Webb’s Spider-Man in the new The Amazing Spider-Man film does have a sense of humor, most notably in the scene when he contends with the car thief and pretends to be frightened of his knife. I wish that there was more of the wisecracking Spider-Man from the comics in the film, but at least he is heading in the right direction. I also like all the comedy that Webb and company get out of Peter’s initial inability to control his new super-powers, sticking involuntarily to things. This is an imaginative and effective new approach to the part of the origin saga in which Peter discovers his super-powers, and I like it.

Actor Andrew Garfield seems to me to be too conventionally good-looking to be Ditko’s high school wallflower version of Peter Parker. But Garfield makes up for this by persuasively playing Peter early in the movie as a withdrawn introvert who is not adroit at social interaction. Over the course of the film Garfield’s Peter Parker gradually grows more self-confident and more at ease in interacting with people outside his family, and it’s a pleasure to watch the character thus evolve in the course of two hours or so.

The Raimi movies and even the Ultimate Spider-Man comics series turned Mary Jane Watson into Peter’s first love interest, going back to their high school days, introducing Gwen Stacy later on. In Stan Lee’s original comic book stories, it was Gwen who was Peter’s first true love, and Peter did not meet either Gwen or Mary Jane until he was in college. Although the comic book Gwen seemed standoffish at first, she evolved into an idealized girlfriend for Peter: beautiful, sweet, devoted, but actually rather lacking in psychological depth. Mary Jane, in contrast, was sassy, flirtatious, funny, openly sexy, but somewhat frivolous. Spider-Man writer Roger Stern used to maintain that Mary Jane was exactly the wrong woman for Peter Parker. However, after the shocking death of Gwen in the comics at the hands of the Green Goblin, Mary Jane, as the remaining important supporting female character who was Peter’s age, emerged as the obvious candidate to be Peter’s new girlfriend. Writer Gerry Conway brilliantly justified a relationship between Peter and Mary Jane through his graphic novel Spider-Man: Parallel Lives, which revealed that Mary Jane’s party girl persona was like Peter’s Spider-Man identity: alternate personas to compensate for the sadness in both their lives. On Stan Lee’s own suggestion, Peter and Mary Jane were married in the comic books and Spider-Man newspaper strip in the 1980s, although the wedding was recently undone in the comic books by Peter’s unfortunate deal with the devil Mephisto to alter past history.

With Gwen long gone in the comics, it was understandable that Raimi cast Mary Jane as Peter’s girlfriend from high school onward in the movies. But I think that Mary Jane in the movies and some other recent adaptations of Spider-Man ended up being depicted as Gwen with red hair, lacking the distinctive personality that Stan Lee and artist John Romita, Sr. had originally gave her.

So I’m glad that in the reboot Webb and his colleagues have restored Gwen to her traditional role as Peter’s first girlfriend. I like the fact that actress Emma Stone has been given a hairstyle and costumes to emphasize her resemblance to comics artist John Romita, Sr.’s version of Gwen. I also appreciate the fact that the movie gives Gwen more substance as a personality than the comics of the 1960s did. She is now a brilliant science student herself, although perhaps as a result Peter’s own talent for science seems less special. No mere damsel in distress, Gwen gets to act bravely in helping Spider-Man against his foe the Lizard. In the movie Gwen initially seems to like Peter because he stood up to bully Flash Thompson to defend one of his victims. I don’t know why she continues to like Peter after he nearly gets her in trouble at OsCorp when he poses as an intern there.

Early in the film, after Peter gets his super-powers but before he becomes a superhero, Peter is distraught over them. So why doesn’t he tell someone he trusts, like his Uncle Ben or Dr. Curt Connors, what happened to him? But instead, after becoming a costumed vigilante, Peter suddenly decides to trust Gwen with his secret identity, even though he doesn’t know her that well yet. Moreover, he does so at a dinner at her home after her father, Captain Stacy of the NYPD, declared Spider-Man to be a menace. In a subsequent scene Peter asks Gwen if she believes what the police say about Spider-Man; if she did, then it would have been a big mistake telling her he is the vigilante the cops are hunting. course Stan Lee got drama out of the misunderstandings between Peter and Gwen because he felt he could not tell her his secret. Still, even if the movie Peter is too quick to trust Gwen, his trust in her is not misplaced, and she works well in the rest of the movie as his confidante.

As Uncle Ben, Peter’s moral guide, the new movie cast Martin Sheen, who brings with him a certain moral authority due to his past roles, notably President Bartlet in The West Wing. To a Baby Boomer like myself it’s startling to see Sally Field – Gidget!–playing Peter’s Aunt May. Ah yes, we’re getting old. Ms. Field’s Aunt May isn’t as elderly as Rosemary Harris’s version in the Raimi films, or the ancient Aunt May of the Ditko stories. But nor is Ms. Field’s Aunt May as youthful and hip (for her age) as the Aunt May of the Ultimate Spider-Man comics and animated TV series; I came across one issue that depicted the Ultimate Aunt May in a miniskirt for a night on the town!

In the original comics it was Uncle Ben who taught Peter that “With great power there must also come great responsibility,” though in the Lee-Ditko origin story that line only appears in the narration for the final panel. Since then that line has been ascribed to Uncle Ben (as in Spider-Man: With Great Power #4 in 2008). But the line goes unspoken in The Amazing Spider-Man movie, although its version of Uncle Ben does talk about moral responsibility. Director Webb has said in an interview that he felt the line was too on the nose and unnecessary. I disagree. I think that in a retelling of a classic origin story for a major. mythic character in pop culture such as Spider-Man, there are certain notes that you have to hit. Just as you have to have the spider bite Peter Parker, you have to have the line “With great power there must also come great responsibility,” probably by bowing to tradition and having Uncle Ben speak the words.

Oddly, in the new movie, Uncle Ben ascribes the idea of moral responsibility to Peter’s deceased father. So Ben is just echoing the principle of Peter’s father! I get the sense that The Amazing Spider-Man movie is deemphasizing Uncle Ben’s role in Peter’s saga. That may be because, as Marc Webb has stated in various interviews, one of his goals in this new series of Spider-Man movies is to explore the mystery of Peter Parker’s missing parents. This, clearly, is one of the ways that Webb intends to put his mark on this version of Spider-Man’s continuity, differentiating it from both the comics and the Raimi trilogy.

PETER PARKER AND PATRICIDE

In Stan Lee and Steve Ditko’s origin story for Spider-Man, they establish that Peter Parker is an orphan who was raised by his kindly, now elderly Uncle Ben and Aunt May. But Lee and Ditko demonstrate no interest in revealing anything about Peter’s deceased parents. Not until after Ditko has left the series does Lee finally reveal a backstory for Peter’s parents, Richard and Mary, in Amazing Spider-Man Annual #5 (1968): they were secret agents who were killed during a mission.

Why did Lee and Ditko show so little interest in Peter Parker’s parents? Indeed, why did they make him an orphan in the first place? There is a long tradition of heroes who are orphans, Harry Potter being a prominent contemporary example, or seeming orphans, such as Luke Skywalker before he discovers the truth about his missing father. Superman is an orphan twice over in some versions of his continuity: his birth parents, Jor-El and Lara, died in the explosion of Krypton, and in Golden and Silver Age continuity, he did not begin his adult career as Superman until after the deaths of his foster parents Jonathan and Martha Kent. Batman is famously an orphan. Perhaps heroes are presented as orphans to emphasize how the hero must define himself through his own efforts, without the help of parents. Perhaps, too, there is the implication that the son cannot truly achieve a position of authority as long as his father remains on the scene.

The death of the parents haunts the hero. Arguably, Superman copes with the loss of his parents and their world by becoming a fatherly figure who protects his adopted world, Earth. Batman channels his rage over his parents’ deaths into his never-ending war on criminals. One could also argue that Batman suffers from survivors’ guilt: even though, as a child, he could not prevent the murder of his parents, he still subconsciously blames himself and compensates by fighting other criminals as an adult.

In Amazing Fantasy #15 Lee and Ditko daringly took this idea much further, with a revolutionary effect that still does not seem to be fully appreciated. Traditionally, when a superhero gained his super-powers, he chose to use them to fight crime and to help people. Lee and Ditko took a more realistic approach: when Peter Parker gets his super-powers, he decides to use them to gain fame and fortune, albeit in a masked identity. So as Spider-Man he goes into show business, and is initially quite successful. Infatuated with his new fame, Spider-Man egotistically and selfishly refuses to help a studio guard catch a fleeing thief, claiming it is none of his business. Shortly thereafter Peter learns that a burglar broke into his home and killed Uncle Ben. Enraged, Peter dons his Spider-Man costume and hunts the burglar down, only to be devastated on realizing that the Burglar is the thief he let escape earlier. Hence, through his own irresponsibility, Spider-Man inadvertently allowed the Burglar to kill Uncle Ben.

But let’s phrase this differently. Uncle Ben was in effect Peter’s second father, raising him as if he were his own son. So Peter Parker was an unwitting accomplice in the murder of his father figure: Spider-Man bears the partial guilt for patricide!

Although I doubt that Lee and Ditko thought of this, the death of Uncle Ben echoes the myth of Oedipus, who killed an old man in a fit of anger, became king, launched an investigation into his father’s death, was shocked to learn that his father was the old man he had killed, and was overwhelmed by guilt.

Could it be that Lee and Ditko subconsciously decided to have Ben be Peter’s uncle, not his father, because the idea of a superhero being responsible for his father’s murder seemed too horrific?

Comics aficionados now take Spider-Man’s origin story for granted,. But it must have been shocking to its original readers in 1962. A superhero who, however unintentionally, caused his relative’s death! And that death was real; it was not a hoax or miraculously undone, as a death in editor Mort Weisinger’s Superman comics of that time would have been. Batman is driven by anger against criminals for killing his parents; Spider-Man must direct his anger against himself.

In the workings of Lee and Ditko’s Spider-Man origin story, Ben effectively was Peter Parker’s father, so Lee and Ditko had no reason to investigate who Peter’s birth parents were. Aunt May was still alive, but Lee and Ditko portrayed her as frail and ancient, in continual danger of succumbing to a heart attack (as was the much younger Tony Stark in 1960s Iron Man comics; clearly this was a subject much on Stan Lee’s mind). Having lost his uncle through his own irresponsibility, Peter was now obsessively driven by his need to protect Aunt May, and not lose her to death as well.

Uncle Ben was the brother of Peter’s father Richard Parker, yet Uncle Ben and Aunt May seemed old enough to be Peter’s grandparents. It’s as if Stan Lee and Steve Ditko, both middle-aged men when they created Spider-Man, were thinking of how old the parents of their own generation were when they created Uncle Ben and Aunt May. I wonder if Lee and Ditko may have had another subconscious reason for giving Peter two sets of parents. Richard and Mary were the idealized young parents, who took care of Peter when he was a small child. But as you grow older, so do your parents, and the young parents who protected you in childhood become the elderly parents who become your responsibility. The absent Richard and Mary represent one’s youthful parents when one is a child; Uncle Ben and Aunt May represent one’s elderly parents when one is an adult.

But if Lee and Ditko did not feel a need to investigate who Peter’s birth parents were, it was inevitable that the question would someday be addressed, as Lee finally did in Amazing Spider-Man Annual #5. It shouldn’t be surprising that he decided to make Richard and Mary into heroes. It’s also a familiar trope in the adventure genre to make the hero the son or descendant of other heroic figures. The heroes of myths are in many cases the children of gods: Hercules is the son of Zeus, and Siegfried is the son of Wotan/Odin. Superman is the son of Krypton’s greatest scientist, Jor-El, and Silver Age continuity made Superman’s ancestors in the House of El some of the greatest figures in Kryptonian history. A classic Batman story revealed that Bruce Wayne’s father Thomas once wore a batlike costume himself to combat criminals.

There is also a tradition of heroes having two sets of parents. Though raised I relatively humble surroundings by foster parents, the hero has birth parents from a more exalted background. The ultimate example is Jesus Christ, whose father on Earth is the humble carpenter Joseph, but whose real father is God. Superman’s foster father is humble farmer Jonathan Kent; his real father is Jor-El of Krypton. So if Peter Parker was raised by a ordinary couple in Queens, New York, Ben and May Parker, were his birth parents also of higher status?

In the alternate continuity of Marvel’s Ultimate Spider-Man, Richard Parker was not a C. I. A. operative but a biologist. The Amazing Spider-Man movie takes this further, indicating that Richard Parker was working with Dr. Curt Connors on experiments on transferring the genetic traits of one animal to another. The filmmakers have perceptively noticed that Spider-Man and the Lizard, Connors’ other self, each derived his super-powers from an animal, so it makes sense to link their origins together. So the movie seems to be implying that Peter derived his Spider-Man powers indirectly from his father’s experiments in genetic engineering.

Lee and Ditko’s origin story famously involved a radioactive spider, but the Ultimate Spider-Man comics and the Raimi and Webb films all substitute a genetically modified spider as the source of Spider-Man’s powers instead. This makes sense. In the 1960s, due to the threat of nuclear war, radiation was very much on people’s minds, and Stan Lee used it over and over as a means of endowing people with super-powers, as if it were magic. Nowadays the Cold War has long been over, and the public is probably more aware that nuclear radiation is more likely to kill than to produce benevolent mutations. In recent decades genetic engineering has become a reality and continued to advance; even cloning now is old news. So genetic engineering becomes a more credible explanation for Spider-Man’s powers.

FATE VS. COINCIDENCE

But I’m somewhat uneasy with what seems to be the new film’s implication that Richard Parker is ultimately responsible for his son’s super-powers, and that hence Peter was clearly destined to become Spider-Man. In the Lee-Ditko origin, Peter becomes Spider-Man through sheer chance: the unlikely accident of being bitten by that radioactive spider. And did Lee and Ditko mean to suggest that anyone bitten by a radioactive spider would get those super-powers? Or was Peter developing super-powers instead of radiation poisoning yet another act of chance?

Although in Lee and Ditko’s comics, Peter Parker is clearly brilliant in science (inventing that web fluid), he is basically an ordinary teenager from an ordinary background. He is not a god like Thor, or a wealthy and famous inventor and corporate head like Tony Stark/Iron Man. It is by sheer chance that he gains his super-powers. Amazing as those powers may be, they are limited. Even non-super-powered adversaries, if they are sufficiently adept, like the Enforcers and the Kingpin, can give Spider-Man a hard time in combat. Spider-Man’s super-strength is dwarfed by that of Thor or the Hulk. Moreover, Spider-Man basically operates in the streets of New York City. In the classic stories of the 1960s he rarely if ever traveled into outer space or other dimensions, like the Fantastic Four or Doctor Strange, and when he did, he was clearly out of his comfort zone. Similarly, though Spider-Man had a formidable rogues gallery of weird super-villains, he rarely dealt with the top echelon of Marvel villains, such as Doctor Doom in Amazing Spider-Man #5.

In short, Peter Parker is an Everyman, and Spider-Man, even if he is Marvel the company’s flagship hero, is, within the context of the Marvel Universe, a small time super hero. He is a local New York City superhero, using his limited super-powers primarily to battle crime in the streets, rather than the threats to the planet or to the universe that the Fantastic Four and Avengers deal with. He’s not Superman; he is a superhero on a smaller, more down-to-Earth scale.

Hence, there shouldn’t be a grand destiny that decreed that Peter Parker became Spider-Man. Nor should there be some great mystery involving his parents behind his acquisition of super-powers. The story should be as simple as possible. Peter Parker is an ordinary teenager who got super-powers through a chance event. What makes him a hero is how he behaved after his life was changed by this whim of fate. But though Spider-Man’s powers, background, and adversaries are not on the grand scale of Superman’s, Peter Parker’s life can nevertheless rise and has risen to the heights of great triumphs and tragedies.

Chance and coincidence are two of the themes of Lee and Ditko’s origin tale. Former Spider-Man editor Danny Fingeroth tells me that when he tells Spider-Man’s origin story to people, they roll their eyes at the coincidence that the Burglar whom Spider-Man lets escape turns out to be Uncle Ben’s killer. But simply telling someone the story is one thing; dramatizing it, whether in comics or a movie, is another. No one in the audience laughs when the thief is shown to be Uncle Ben’s killer in the movie screenings I’ve attended. Again, the coincidence is not unlike the one in Oedipus Rex, and the revelation in that play, if staged properly, should be harrowing.

An act of chance sends Peter Parker’s life off in a wholly unanticipated direction when the spider bites him. That works in Lee and Ditko’s story because it represents how unexpected, sudden events can greatly alter our lives. Remember Alan Moore’s Batman: The Killing Joke, which offers a possible origin of the Joker and compares it to Batman’s, and makes the point that the events of a single day can turn one’s life upside down.

There is also dramatic power in the coincidence that the Burglar that Spider-Man failed to stop went on to kill his uncle. It demonstrates how our actions – and inaction – can have effects that we cannot foresee. It shows how our small sins can lead to major consequences. It shows how an individual’s actions affect those around him, for good or for bad. Yes, it is a coincidence that the Burglar killed Uncle Ben. But the point is that it is not an impossible coincidence. And Spider-Man should have realized that by not stopping a fleeing criminal, he was allowing that criminal to perpetrate more crimes, which could well have included the murder of one or more people. The horror in Lee and Ditko’s story is that someone close to the hero proved to be the criminal’s next victim.

People think of comics’ Silver Age of the 1960s as a more innocent and optimistic time in the superhero genre. But Lee and Ditko’s origin story for Spider-Man is one of the darkest, bleakest stories in the genre. It ends unforgettably with Spider-Man trudging away into the darkness, realizing that the man who acted as his surrogate father was dead, and that it was his fault. Had the Spider-Man saga ended with that story, we would see it as ending in despair. Spider-Man is the villain of his own origin story.

POWER AND IRRESPONSIBILITY

Spider-Man’s origin story is famously about how “with great power there must come great responsibility,” as its narration states in the final panel. It is because of Spider-Man’s irresponsible refusal to catch the Burglar that Uncle Ben died. But Spider-Man’s refusal to act is only one example of a pattern of irresponsibility, which takes a different form in the new movie than it does in Lee and Ditko’s original story.

I believe it was writer/artist John Byrne who once described the Peter Parker at the beginning of Amazing Fantasy #15 as “the good son.” Peter is devoted to his studies and to his loving uncle and aunt, who have raised him as if he were their own son. This is a boy who plays by the rules, and does what he is supposed to do. And his reward is that he is an outcast at high school; we see on the first page how he is shunned and mocked by the supposedly cool kids. It is clear that Peter is a shy introvert, who, though he longs for social acceptance, follows solitary pursuits (his studies) and closely bonds with only a few people (his uncle and aunt).

Gaining super-powers enables Peter to break free of the pattern of his life up to that point. Whereas Peter Parker was an introverted bookworm and wallflower, as Spider-Man he goes into show business to become rich and famous. In part he intends his new career to help earn money for his family, a noble motive. But it becomes increasingly clear that as Spider-Man he is feeding his own ego by becoming a celebrity. Why does he assume the costumed identity of Spider-Man rather than perform as Peter Parker? On the surface his reason is that the masked identity of Spider-Man is a gimmick to attract public attention. But perhaps subconsciously he chooses to perform in a masked identity to distance his new self from “puny” Peter Parker, the object of ridicule in school. As Spider-Man Peter constructs a new identity for himself in which he can act out, act entirely differently than the shy and quiet Peter Parker. Up until now he has followed the rules, and been the “good son,” and been frustrated by social rejection; now, as Spider-Man, he can go in the opposite direction, and make his own rules. As New York’s newest celebrity, Spider-Man indulges his own swelling ego. You could say that he is becoming as smug and arrogant as Flash Thompson and his other high school tormentors; now that he is “cool” he is acting as badly as the cool kids among his classmates did. A victim of bullying, he is developing a bully’s mentality himself. He lets the Burglar escape because he considers it to be beneath him to help the security guard catch a thief. Spider-Man is preoccupied with himself and his career; he does not care about strangers. Spider-Man has a severe case of hubris, that traditional failing of tragic heroes who are about to undergo a fall.

Neither Sam Raimi nor Marc Webb chose to show Spider-Man going into show business. But I wish that someday, in some future cinematic retelling of the origin, that filmmakers decide to dramatize this. Wouldn’t it be entertaining to watch Spider-Man’s rise in show biz? Imagine if the filmmakers hired one or more of the late night talk show hosts to appea in the film, showing Spider-Man perform on their shows? Or what if Spider-Man had his own “reality” show?

In Sam Raimi’s retelling of the origin, a masked Peter Parker experiments in using his new powers in the wrestling ring, as he does in Lee and Ditko’s origin tale. When a man in charge pays Peter only $100 for winning, not the promised $3000, Peter lets the Burglar rob him. This is not the full-blown case of hubris that Lee and Ditko give Spider-Man; this is Peter just going into a snit over being cheated.

In Lee and Ditko’s version, it took the temptations of fame and fortune to turn a “good” kid like Peter Parker into a dangerously self-centered, irresponsible one. Surprisingly, in The Amazing Spider-Man film, Peter Parker was rather irresponsible all along. Learning about the connection between his father and Curt Connors, Peter sneaks into a high school interns’ tour of OsCorp labs, where Connors works, by lying about his identity and usurping a real intern’s ID. Parker looks on without guilt when the real intern shows up and is carted off by security guards. Gwen Stacy, who is already an OsCorp intern, recognizes Peter but warns him not to get her in trouble and not to wander off from the group. Peter immediately proceeds to wander off; in snooping about he goes into a room he shouldn’t, which is full of genetically altered spiders, one of whom bites him. So Peter acquires his Spider-Man powers as a result of disobeying instructions.

After gaining super-powers, Peter uses them to humiliate his nemesis, bully Flash Thompson, on their high school’s basketball court. And goes too far. As a result he and Uncle Ben have to appear in the principal’s office, and Peter is assigned punishment. Ben is not happy, since he had to rearrange his work schedule to go down to the school. Since Ben will have to work that night, he instructs Peter to pick up Aunt May at her job after dark. But Peter meets with Connors instead, ignores a cell phone call from Ben, and fails to meet May, forcing her to walk home after dark through what Ben considers a dangerous neighborhood.

A point is made about Peter forgetting to bring home eggs after he was asked to do so. Really, it becomes hard to understand why Ben and May are so devoted to Peter considering that he keeps screwing up and angering them.

After arguing with Ben, Peter goes out to a nearby convenience store, and tries to buy chocolate milk (I think), but because he is short by two pennies, the cashier won’t let him have it. This is when the Burglar appears and holds up the cashier. This version of Peter is also in a snit, and lets the robbery proceed as his own act of petty reprisal. In a nice touch, the Burglar throws something (money?) to Peter as a thank you gift, reinforcing the idea that Peter has just been his accomplice. Again, this Peter isn’t acting out of excessive ego and pride like the Lee-Ditko version; he’s just getting even with a stranger in a petty way.

Leaving the store, the Burglar immediately runs into Ben, who tries to stop him, so the Burglar shoots him. Well, that certainly does away with the coincidence in the original story in which the Burglar turns up in both a Manhattan television studio and the Parkers’ home in Queens. Of course Peter is shocked by Ben’s death, but he never expresses any sense of guilt over it. Did Webb and the screenwriters feel that it was obvious that Peter would blame himself? I don’t think it is; Peter has to say it, and in this film he doesn’t. Moreover, Lee and Ditko staged this much more dramatically. In their version, on learning that Ben is dead, Spider-Man vengefully hunts the Burglar down, and Lee and Ditko build to their powerful dramatic climax, as Spider-Man, shocked, realizes that the killer is the same thief he previously let escape. Then Lee and Ditko show us the unmasked Peter, distraught, overwhelmed by guilt.

The new movie’s Peter Parker appears motivated not by guilt, directed at himself, but anger, directed at the Burglar. So Peter begins hunting down criminals, creating first a mask and then a costume to disguise himself to avoid reprisals. But, as has been pointed out, the masked Peter is specifically hunting criminals who look like the Burglar. As a result of Ben’s death, he hasn’t decided to use his powers responsibly by fighting crime in general. Instead, he’s hunting down one individual, and, along the way, capturing any criminals who look like him.

In the new movie Spider-Man never captures the Burglar. Perhaps the filmmakers are saving that for a future film. But the result is that the film seems to forget about the Burglar as it moves on to other matters. The film also appears to forget about Uncle Ben as it progresses, although his recorded voice is heard at a significant point later on. But again, we hear no soliloquies from Peter, or conversations between him and Gwen once she becomes his confidante, about any guilt or sense of responsibility he feels over Ben’s death. This should be the motivation that propels him through the film, but it’s absent.

Instead the film builds towards a different turning point. There is a well-crafted sequence in which Spider-Man saves a boy from a car that is in danger of falling from the Williamsburg Bridge and bursts into flame. To calm the frightened by, Spider-Man takes off his mask, showing him a friendly human face, and has the boy don the mask instead, telling him it will make him “brave.” By implication, the mask has also served to make the formerly withdrawn Peter Parker courageous in his new costumed identity. And now Spider-Man has to accomplish an important feat without the mask and the psychological crutch it provides him. Although he is forced to let the car fall into the river, Spider-Man rescues the boy. His mask back on, Spider-Man returns the boy to his father, who wants to know who he is. It is at this point that the masked Peter calls himself Spider-Man for the first time. He has found his new identity, and it is defined by his using his powers to save people from danger; he has learned how to use his great power with great responsibility. This scene thus prepares the way for the last act of the film, in which Spider-Man acts to save the entire city from the Lizard.

THE CASE OF THE MISSING FATHER FIGURES

One of the themes of the movie seems to me to be the way that Peter Parker needs, but keeps losing, father figures. He is trying to learn about his deceased birth father Richard. He loses his foster father, Uncle Ben. Captain Stacy is Gwen’s father, making him a potential father-in-law for Peter, and is also a father figure in the sense that he represents authority. Captain Stacy spends most of the movie as a father figure as adversary, until he becomes a benevolent father figure, helping Peter and giving him his advice and blessing, towards the end of the film. But Peter loses him, too, since Captain Stacy sacrifices his life in helping Spider-Man battle the Lizard. Even Curt Connors is a potential father figure, since he is linked to Peter’s real father, Richard, and becomes Peter’s benevolent mentor. Connors becomes a nightmarish version of the father figure as adversary when he turns into the Lizard, thus enacting the mythic situation of the symbolic father who attempts to kill the symbolic son. So it is appropriate on a mythic level that the symbolic son, Spider-Man, with the aid of a formerly adversarial, now benign father figure, Captain Stacy, defeats the nightmare father figure, the Lizard. Spider-Man even redeems both adversarial father figures: Captain Stacy becomes his ally once he realizes that Spider-Man is Peter Parker, and Spider-Man literally cures the Lizard, allowing the benevolent personality of Dr. Connors to return. The clearest example of the theme of the son redeeming the adversarial father is George Lucas’s Return of the Jedi. That film and the new Spider-Man movie are both dealing in what Joseph Campbell described as the hero’s “atonement with the father.” Arguably, The Amazing Spider-Man movie is also about Peter Parker learning to assume the role of the father himself, as in the scene in which he rescues that small boy from death in the fiery car. Indeed, by the end of the film Spider-Man has taken over Captain Stacy’s role as protector of the people of New York City.

SHORT SPIDER-SUBJECTS

I think the hardest thing to accept in the original Lee-Ditko Spider-Man origin is the idea that Peter Parker was able to invent the fluid he uses to create his artificial webbing, something that is portrayed in the comics as a unique discovery that no one else has duplicated, and moreover, does it so quickly. The Sam Raimi Spider-Man movies got around the problem by having Spider-Man produce organic webbing directly from his hands. I kept wondering whether he would dehydrate himself by using large quantities of webbing, like when he uses webbing to stop the train in Spider-Man 2. In The Amazing Spider-Man film Peter Parker acquires (steals?) some “biocable” from OsCorp to use as his webbing. Later on Spider-Man claims he came up with the webbing himself, so I suppose he must have modified the biocable, converting it into webbing form. Still, I don’t like this. Did Parker steal the biocable from OsCorp? That’s not right. Will he have to acquire more from OsCorp in order to replenish his webbing supply? Will someone at OsCorp figure out that Spider-Man’s webbing is biocable? Will that mean that OsCorp can duplicate Spider-Man’s webbing and even sell it to other people? Lee and Ditko’s making Peter Parker brilliant enough to create his unique webbing does seem like a stretch of credibility, but maybe it is indeed the best answer.

I was surprised and disappointed when I learned that J. Jonah Jameson would not be in the new Spider-Man movie, but the Daily Bugle newspaper is shown prominently at one point. Moreover, Peter Parker is established as an amateur photographer early in the film. Perhaps the intention is to have the Daily Bugle and Jameson appear in the next Spider-Man film in the rebooted series, and then Peter will become a freelance photographer for the paper. Considering how many characters filled Raimi’s Spider-Man 3, perhaps it was wise to limit the focus of this first film in the rebooted franchise to a small number of characters.

I was also disappointed at my first looks at Captain George Stacy, as played by Denis Leary, in trailers and preview clips of The Amazing Spider-Man. As depicted in the comics by Stan Lee and John Romita, Sr., Captain Stacy was a wise, gentle, elderly man who became a father figure to Peter Parker. In the film Captain Stacy is not only much younger, but he seems at first to have usurped J. Jonah Jameson’s traditional role as Spider-Man’s implacable nemesis, convinced he is a menace and determined to end his career. Moreover, the relationship of Captain Stacy, his daughter Gwen, and her boyfriend Peter seemed to echo the similar nightmarishly Freudian triangle in the 1960s and 1970s stories of The Incredible Hulk: Bruce Banner is in love with Betty Ross, the daughter of General “Thunderbolt” Ross, who is obsessed with hunting and capturing Banner’s alter ego, the Hulk.

But in the end the movie’s Captain Stacy ends up in the same place as the Lee-Romita version: as a benevolent father figure towards Peter. You may recall that the Lee-Romita version of Captain Stacy figured out Spider-Man’s secret identity but protected it. Moreover, both the Lee-Romita and film versions of Captain Stacy die heroically during Spider-Man’s combat against a super-villain. I even thought that Leary’s final speech as Captain Stacy was more moving than Martin Sheen’s farewell speech as Uncle Ben.

Mr. Leary has been saying in interviews, including on David Letterman’s show, that three decades ago his fellow comedian Jeff Garlin told him he looked like Captain Stacy. Really? Would Mr. Leary in his twenties look anything like the sixtyish or seventyish George Stacy as drawn by John Romita, Sr. in the comics? Too bad that Mr. Letterman wasn’t a fan of superhero comics so he could have pointed out that this is nonsense.

It’s ironic that Sam Raimi kept setting up the eventual appearance of the Lizard on screen through the appearances of actor Dylan Baker as Dr. Curt Connors in his Spider-Man movies, but it is director Marc Webb who got to use the Lizard instead. I used to think that when the Lizard finally appeared onscreen, he would look something like the velociraptors in the Jurassic Park movies. So I was disappointed that the movie’s Lizard lacks the reptilian snout that Ditko gave the character. Instead he has a humanoid face, and looks to me more like Batman’s reptile-like foe Killer Croc; one reviewer observed that the movie Lizard looked like the Thing in the live action Fantastic Four movies. Director Webb has explained that he wanted the Lizard to have a humanoid face to enable actor Rhys Ifans’ emotions to come through; it seems that motion capture technology was used to translate Ifans’ performance into the CGI Lizard. I still feel disappointed: without the inhuman, lizard-like head, the movie Lizard looks as disappointing as old-time movie werewolves whose heads look more like those of apes than of wolves. Watching the movie, I was thinking I was going to write that I was also disappointed that the movie Lizard didn’t wear a lab coat, like the Ditko version, but in one scene he does! Ditko also had the Lizard retain Dr. Connors’ pants, though I eventually realized that when the Lizard turned back into Connors, there must have been a big hole in his pants where his tail had been! Good thing the lab coat was so long. In the comics the Lizard is bulletproof against low-caliber firearms, but I was surprised that he survived such a fierce gun attack by police in one scene. Perhaps his ability to regenerate limbs also enables him to recover nearly immediately from gunshot wounds?

Speaking of werewolves, I was somewhat confused by the film’s depiction of Dr. Connors’ personality. In the comics, Connors and the Lizard are very much like the traditional depiction of the werewolf. Dr. Connors is a good and benevolent man; the Lizard has an entirely different personality, savage and vicious. In the new film Dr. Connors seems to be a good man at first, befriending Peter, although it is hinted that he has willingly blinded himself to the way that his employer OsCorp treated Peter’s father Richard. (The film seems to hint that OsCorp arranged the plane crash in which Peter’s parents perished.) In the movie once Connors first transforms into the Lizard, he shifts back and forth between his human and reptilian forms; in the comics, the Lizard must take an antidote to revert to human form. We are shown a video in which the human Connors rants about the weakness of humans and how he prefers the power of his reptilian form. But towards the end of the film, after Spider-Man exposes the Lizard to the antidote, Connors, reverting to human for, saves Spider-Man’s life. Moreover, in the movie Connors/Lizard finds out that Spider-Man is Peter Parker, yet, though Connors is jailed at the end of the film, he apparently keeps Peter’s secret. I would assume, then, that the serum that transformed Connors into the Lizard distorted his personality even when he is in human form, and that the antidote finally enabled his real, benign personality to reemerge. I wish that the film had made this clearer: while I was watching the movie, considering his earlier rant, I didn’t understand why Connors saved Spider-Man’s life towards the end.

In the Raimi Spider-Man movies Spider-Man became a local hero in New York City, and there was even a “Spider-Man Day” in his honor. In Webb’s film Spider-Man is very much the outsider, hunted by the police as an outlaw vigilante. I assume that though Captain Stacy changed his mind about Spider-Man, the New York City police will continue to hunt Spider-Man as an outlaw in the next film. Will there be a new police character to lead the manhunt? Will this be the time to introduce J. Jonah Jameson, who could use the Bugle to continue to whip up public opinion against Spider-Man? Or might the next film adopt Jameson’s new role in the comics as mayor of New York, a fine position from which to direct the police’s attempts to capture Spider-Man?

The movie changes the name of Peter Parker’s high school, Midtown High, to Midtown Science High. “Midtown High” never made sense as the name of a school in Forest Hills, Queens; New Yorkers use “midtown” to refer to part of Manhattan. Would Midtown Science High be a special high school for science students? Are we to assume that Peter commutes from Queens to this school in midtown Manhattan? But if it’s a school specifically for students who are especially talented in science, what is a jock like Flash Thompson doing there?

New York City has been an important real-life location for Marvel Comics stories all the way back to 1939. Whereas Sam Raimi shot his Spider-Man movies extensively in New York City, The Amazing Spider-Man was filmed primarily in Los Angeles. Nevertheless, there was some location shooting in New York City; for example, I can add to my list of real life Marvel locations the U. S. Customs House, with its beaux-arts architecture, that “plays” the role of New York City police headquarters. There are also references to real life New York City locations, notably the Williamsburg Bridge, as well as shots of New York cityscapes (some added through CGI?). I notice that Peter stands in front of a sign reading “3 Columbus Circle” when he visits the fictional OsCorp building. Is there an in joke here? In real life Columbus Circle is the site of the new Time Warner Center, the headquarters of the corporate owner of Warner Bros. and DC Comics, the rivals of Columbia Pictures and Marvel Comics. And so in the world of this film, the headquarters of Spider-Man’s enemy, Norman Osborn, stands on the location of Time Warner’s HQ!

I was happy to see that Stan Lee and Steve Ditko get a credit up front and in nice big letters early in the film’s credits sequence as the creators of the comic book on which the movie is based. How strange that Sony is better at this than Marvel Studios; one has to search and not blink to find the credits to Stan Lee, Jack Kirby and other creators of the original comic in the credits for The Avengers movie and related films. I prefer Stan Lee’s cameos in Marvel movies when he is given lines to say, but his silent cameo in The Amazing Spider-Man as a school librarian wearing headphones, who pays no attention to the fight going on behind him is perhaps his funniest.

AN OMINOUS CONCLUSION

I’m surprised that I haven’t read more about the very end of the movie. In his dying speech, Captain Stacy makes Peter/Spider-Man promise not to involve Gwen in his life. The Captain clearly foresees that Spider-Man’s life will endanger people close to him; after all, it has claimed his own life. There is a graveyard scene for Captain Stacy’s burial, but Peter does not attend. Angrily, Gwen goes to confront Peter, who will not explain why he did not attend and has been avoiding her. Surely the filmmakers are aware that this echoes the end of Sam Raimi’s first Spider-Man film, which had a graveyard scene. Peter attended that burial, but it was there that he broke off with the bewildered Mary Jane, since he believed that his life as Spider-Man would continue to endanger her. At the end of Spider-Man 2, Mary Jane convinces him to reverse that decision, though, of course, she continues to be endangered by Spider-Man’s enemies in both Spider-Man 2 and Spider-Man 3.

I didn’t understand why Peter just didn’t tell her that her father made him promise to stay away from her, and that he agreed it was for the best. But it comes as a welcome surprise that Gwen figures this out for herself. But later, in class, there is a reference to “promises you can’t keep,” and Peter whispers to Gwen that those are the best kind. That implies that he is not going to keep his promise to the Captain, and that their relationship will continue.

It appears that the filmmakers are already setting up future developments in this new series of Spider-Man movies. As noted, this new film establishes that peter is a photographer and shows us a copy of the Daily Bugle, thus possibly laying the groundwork for J. Jonah Jameson showing up in the sequel. Norman Osborn’s company, OsCorp, figures prominently in the new movie, and Osborn is mentioned, but not seen. And who is that shadowy figure who appears in Curt Connors’ jail cell in the teaser sequence during the closing credits? Could that be Norman Osborn himself? Maybe not. We don’t see this figure’s face, but we hear him talk in a voice that I can’t identify. Surely the filmmakers will cast some prominent actor in the role of Norman Osborn, and haven’t done it yet. So more likely the shadowy figure is some Osborn underling. Still, the filmmakers are obviously setting up the introduction of Osborn into the film, and presumably his other identity, the Green Goblin, as well.

Moreover, Emma Stone, who plays Gwen, has hinted in two interviews I’ve seen (including the one on PBS’s Charlie Rose), that Gwen will meet the same fate in the movies as she did in the comics. If that’s right, then Gwen will be killed by the Green Goblin in a future film as his vengeance on Spider-Man. I wonder if moviegoers who don’t know her comics history will be as shocked by her demise as readers of the comics were in the 1970s. This new Spider-Man film series has already killed off Captain Stacy, as in the comics. If they plan to kill Gwen off, too, then this rebooted series will be far darker and more tragic than Sam Raimi’s brightly optimistic Spider-Man trilogy.

So if Gwen dies in the movies, then the ending of The Amazing Spider-Man movie becomes morally ambiguous and ominous. Peter Parker has already brought about the death of Uncle Ben by failing to follow this father figure’s teachings about power and responsibility. Now he is about to break his promise to another deceased father figure, Captain Stacy. And the result will be the death of Gwen Stacy.

“Comics in Context” #246
Copyright 2012 Peter Sanderson

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Trailer Park: Zac Levi for Nerd Machine at 2012 Comic-Con

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ZACHARY LEVI – INTERVIEW

break-nerd-machine-comic-conThere is something wonderful about those who go out their way to make their experience at this week’s San Diego Comic-Con memorable. From the hours that fans put in to get their costume just right, the planning some geeks will do in order to get the ultra exclusive from brand X that scores of fellow basement dwellers also covet, to the meticulous schedule jiggering (present company included) in order to account for every moment of the day so as not to waste a single second. It’s this kind of thought and effort that make coming back every year to the land of the strange smell so wonderful. As the event has become so ginormous and almost unwieldily, event planners have taken it upon themselves to think outside of the four walls of the convention center.

You now can find odds and ends to do without ever having to possess a ticket to get inside 111 West Harbor Drive and that has only proven the power that the nerd herd has a collective. Actor Zac Levi, best known for his years as Chuck Bartowski, is back for a second straight year at his offsite Nerd HQ which proved to be a successful compliment to the official offerings of Comic-Con. Where once fans had to wait in long, slow, spindly lines just hoping that they could have the chance to have a seat to sit in their favorite panel, Levi offered them the chance to get a ticket and reserve their chance to sit in on a conversation among the cast of Chuck, with Jared Padalecki, with Zachary Quinto, Felicia Day and many others who showed up somewhere else besides the congested innards of the Con floor. So successful was the novel approach to offering fans what they really want, a guarantee and a chance to intimately share the space with those they really came to San Diego to see, that Levi is doing it all again in a new space but with the same commitment to offering an opportunity to sit in on conversations with celebrities who are just as excited talking as the people sitting, listening.

This year’s list of notable notables include some cast members from The Expendables 2, Chuck, Twilight, Joss Whedon, Stan Lee, Seth Green, Guillermo Del Toro, and so many others. In addition to brining out the talent, Levi is once again making a commitment to label these small panels “Conversations for a Cause” as he helps raise money for Operation Smile, adding an element to humanitarian stewardship to a convention known as much for its excess as for its geekery. Levi took some time as he comes upon zero hour to chat about what’s on board this year and what made him think that he could do it all over again for a second year in a row.

The finer details of where you can be a part of the goings on at The Nerd Machine:

Located just two blocks away from the convention floor at Block No. 16 Union and Spirits (344 7TH Ave., San Diego, CA 92101), Nerd HQ gives fans a unique experience through cutting edge technology and gaming showcases, exclusive parties including Levi’s annual Nerd party and exciting autograph signings. In addition Nerd HQ will bring back the popular “Conversations for a Cause” panel series.

The popular “Conversations for a Cause” panel series, which benefits Operation Smile through ticket sales, allows fans access to their favorite celebrities to have un-moderated, up close conversations. This year Break Media will broadcast the panels live on their site at www.break.com/nerdhq. Last year’s participants included Kevin Smith, Jared Padalecki, Zachary Quinto, Nathan Fillion, Olivia Munn, Felicia Day and Seth Green among others and the series raised $40,000 for Operation Smile. Individual tickets will sell for $20.

In addition to live streaming the “Conversations for a Cause” panels, Break Media, the official digital partner of Nerd HQ, will broadcast nightly highlight reports hosted by Zachary Levi and have produced a three part original series. “Trailer Park Heroes” premieres today and features Zachary Levi, Adam Baldwin, Aly Michalka, Joel Moore, Jason Biggs and surprise guests. The nightly highlights and “Trailer Park Heroes” can be viewed at http://www.break.com/nerdmachine-2012/nerd-machine-trailer-park-heroes-part-1-2339892 .

Xbox, the official gaming sponsor, will provide gaming stations featuring the newest and yet-to-be released titles including the debut the first hands-on demo of the completely reborn Tomb Raider franchise from Square Enix. Also playable exclusively at Nerd HQ will be OverRun, the new multiplayer mode coming in Gears of War: Judgment. VIZIO, the official technology sponsor of Nerd HQ, will provide laptops, tablets, and PCs for fans to demo. New LED monitors will fill the space and showcase the newest 3D and Internet App technology.

As an added feature, Spike TV will be broadcasting live from Nerd HQ on Friday, July 13 and Saturday, July 14 to their network and digital outlets through their ALL ACCESS LIVE programming.

For more information, schedule updates and tickets please visit www.thenerdmachine.com.

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fp_2nfprvkfa_4069CS: Hey, sir, how are you doing?

LEVI: I’m doing well thanks.

CS: Are you hip deep in logistics for next week or is that just not on your plate?

LEVI: Fortunately Dave, my business partner, Dave Coleman, there is a reason I started a company with a partner. It’s so that somebody could take care of all the nuts and bolts of operation. There’s still a lot of stuff I’m busy with and decision making that needs to be done but I’ve been kind of having to focus on some other things outside of HQ so it’s been good to toss that onto Dave’s plate. But, yeah. It’s crazy the amount of things that pop up or go wrong right before you are supposed to open the doors. It’s like everything is smooth sailing and you’re a week out and then it’s this that and the other thing. And you’re like why didn’t this happen a couple of months ago? But, we’re good. We’re excited. Hopefully the logistical stuff will work itself out. Last year was kind of a surprise to us as much as anyone else that it came out being as special as I think it was and being able to sit on as many panels as we did and raise as much money for charity and have some great parties ““ great partnerships. We’re really excited about this year and hoping that it lives up to last year. Not necessarily in size, but in how people walk away from it. I feel people walked away from celebrities that they liked and it all felt good. I want people to feel good when they spend time with us and when they leave I want them to feel like I really enjoyed myself at that spot and I want to do that again.

CS: It’s funny that you bring that up. I was there ““ either Sunday morning or when the Chuck panel when that conversation happened and there was just energy ““ devotion ““ these people have that really came out. It was electric and you could feel it. Was there any point in your mind thinking that should we do this again or is it always I knew I was going to be coming back next year?

LEVI: I believed in the idea enough when I was coming up with it that barring it being a failure I was planning on doing it in years to come but you still have to open the doors and see if it’s a failure or not. And there were a couple of dicey moments leading up to it wondering if people were going to know about it, if people were going to be into it. And there’s a lot of other ““ I can’t really get into it but when you go to make a big event ““ poor Dave and Paige ““ she’s not only my personal publicist and has been for so many years but basically came on to do the PR for it last year and it was going to be a one day ““ no, actually, it was going to be a party. The year before, two years ago, we threw the first nerd party and was just so launch our first shirt in the company, it was a soft launch and we had a great time and danced until 4:00 in the morning. So, the next year we were going to try and get a little booth ““ space on the convention floor and have a party. And when Comic-Con said there was no room on the floor, I was just like, how do we sell shirts, how do we keep name recognition and brand recognition out there?

So, I thought what if we do like ““ have some people come and do signings, not even thinking panels, just have people do signings, I know Baldwin goes down to conventions and he can make his money while he’s there. We will just host it and that will bring traffic through and when people come we can sell them a tee shirt ““ yeah, that’s it ““ and at night we will have a party. We all kinda settled on that and then the next day or whatever, I called Dave and I said, I think we should do this for two days. And they’re like, that’s double the cost, and I said, I know and it just kept going and going and I finally said guys, if we’re going to do this, let’s really do it and let’s do it the whole week of Comic-Con ““ all four days and four nights and let’s bring in video games, let’s bring in technology and let’s give the fans and celebrities a really cool place to come and hang out. Where they can have a drink and order some food and play some cool video games that they’ve never played before. I just really believe ““ and I think people know this of me because of the panels we’ve done at Comic-Con or other interviews I’ve given, but as an entertainer, if you boil it all down, take away all the glitz and glam and money and all that stuff, which is all great and lovely and I’ll take it anyway they want to give it to me if that comes with it, awesome, benefit of the job, but I like entertaining people. I like that that’s my job that I get to bring a smile to people’s face but you are only as good as your audience.

You boil it all down and it’s like community theatre that I’ve done most of my life. Your show is only as good as the people that decide to go and come see you. You have to appreciate them. So, I started to think about that, I’m always thinking about it, but in regards to HQ, how do we offer something different or improve upon on an idea or thought as far as events go. And I started thinking about CES and E3 and how they’re awesome but unless you’re a vendor or a company you’re not going to be able to go and I’ve been really blessed to go to them ““ especially E3 for years. Because I’m quote unquote celebrity so I get a pass. I think about all these fans at Comic-Con that I know love video games ““ very similar demographic. So I thought why don’t we get some cool games there that they didn’t get a chance to play at E3 because they weren’t even allowed in. And then I love Xbox a lot and I play that more than any system ““ I mean I love all my systems but I probably play Xbox the most. I already had some friends that worked there so I said hey would you like to be our gaming sponsor and Break.com was interested in being able to cover it and have content for their site and content for our site ““ were very generous and I thought this was coming together rather well. And I went out of pocket a good amount last year but to me if you want to make an impact on the world you have to sacrifice. And whatever, dude, I could die tomorrow ““ like you don’t see a hearse on the back of a U-Haul.

Might as well spend a little money while I’m here and try and give people something that’s memorable and exciting and fun and inclusive and intimate. And the panels ““ the biggest site guys for the panels was I just always felt a little cut short doing my panels for Chuck at Comic-Con. Comic-Con has a tough job trying to juggle everybody. What’s the best way to do a panel? How do you make everyone feel comfortable? Moderators do. They balance questions out ““ they make people feel comfortable but I was always bummed when we did our panel because they were 6,000 people out there dying to ask a question and you have a lovely reporter like yourself, or Alan Sepinwall, asking a question but you guys can ask us questions all the time and I would look out at this audience and felt like can’t we just let them talk the whole time. They might ask stupid or silly questions but at least we’re interacting with them ““ at least they are sitting there for a reason. And also going to panels in hall H and being like wow these are giant and massive and cool but if you’re in the back you can’t see Kevin Smith ““ the moderator of them. And again, I’m not trying to knock Comic-Con in any way, shape or form.

That’s the mothership.

tumblr_louoyamxns1qc3y9wThey bring everybody down there but I just kinda felt if I was going do to panels, what would I do? And, how would I want to do it differently? And then I started to think about ““ every time I’ve been down to Comic-Con there’s all these brown coats running around. And I’m like ““ there are still so many Firefly fans still ““ that still dress up but there’s never going to be another panel for it. Retro-panels rarely happen. So I called up Fillian who is a buddy of mine and asked if he would be interested in doing a Firefly panel. Get the cast back together ““ a small intimate panel. That was the first panel I thought of. He said, dude that’s a great idea ““ that would be so much fun. He’s going to be hanging out at the HQ basically all weekend long just to hang out ““ just to hang out with fans or have a drink or play video games. He and I are very kindred spirits in that regard. And so excited that Comic-Con is having a 10 year reunion for them. That’s really awesome. But anyway, that’s the little things that kept swirling through my head.

And I’m like, can we put this all together ““ how do we put it all together ““ how do we make it all about something that’s bigger you know? Because obviously I want to do well by Nerd Machine ““ that’s my company. I believe in capitalism but conscientious capitalism. If felt if we can do good by us and sell some merch and get some brand recognition while simultaneously offering fans a really cool intimate hands on experience with games, tech and celebrities AND give those celebrities the same kind of “¦ Basically I told Seth Green or Zach, do whatever you want to do with your panel, it’s yours. If you want to sit there and juggle for an hour, then do that. If you want to talk about a project your doing or pump another product, it’s yours. I just want you to have fun with it and have fun with the fans because that’s what they’ll walk away from the most. And then to be able to let the event be a free event where anyone can just walk in off the street and not charge anybody for it but to use the panel as a tool to raise money for those less fortunate around the world, I just felt like was a really good fit. All the pieces just came together. It’s just kind of crazy to think that it did! We’ve been planning this one literally since Comic-Con ended last year.

CS: Really?

LEVI: Yeah, it’s been in different phases obviously but the next day we went out and started looking at venues. We liked where we were but we wanted to see if there was anything else out there. We did, found another great venue. And then securing sponsors which I thought would be a lot easier this year given our track record from last year but it still wasn’t super easy. In some respects it was but in other ways we still had to fight. We haven’t announced any of our panels yet because we have to wait for Comic-Con to announce their schedule before we can even do our schedule. And also, it’s just a big, big jigsaw puzzle. We can only put 225 people in our audience so it’s not like your having to fill 1,000 or 6,000 or 10,000 people.

Hopefully the people that we’re going to have on the panel so far the ones we have locked ““ I’m so freakin’ excited about it and wish I could tell you about “˜em ““ but to me the coolest thing is to see people that I’m intimidated by ““ stars or show runners or directors where I say holy crap – they are down to do a panel at our little venue. It’s a testament to them being really cool people who want to be decent and cool with their fans who are into the idea of raising money for charity and like the idea of having a cool place to hang out. So, definitely, the next day after Comic-Con Dave and I and his wife just walked around San Diego ““ had some food. I love the Gas Lamp. I love it down there. It’s a really cool location.

CS: Were there efficiencies from last year that you said we could make this an even better experience by doing x or y? Was there anything off the top of your mind that you thought would make the experience a little bit better?

tumblr_louoymwehe1qc3y9wLEVI: I gotta say that most of the things that we felt like needed to be polished were very kind of venue contingent and by that I mean one of the things we had issues with last year was fire code for example. There were only so many people we could fit into any particular room in the location we were at last year. And that was just because it was kind of an older building and had very few entrances and exits and they were small. So when it came to the party or it came to having a lot of people at the panel and signing, and games and stuff, that was difficult. All the things that you think about or things you don’t think about like how do we do this. Every venue has it’s challenges. The venue we’re in now poses a challenge but that’s something you gladly take on. How do we roll our sleeves up and solve this puzzle and I think we’ve done that pretty well. I’m trying to think of other things. Honestly I think it was all just little logistical things that weren’t really too much of a worry then and are not too much of a worry now. We’re spacing our panels out a little more just to give ourselves some breathing room. Last year it was one audience was getting up to go into the signing room while we were loading another one in – we just felt a little frazzled. Because everyone that’s coming in to do a panel is volunteering their time and they are busy. They are running to other panels at Comic-Con or doing other appearances with other publications and stuff and parties.

So, it was very advantageous of us to just spread that out a little bit. Give ourselves some breathing room, and we’ve done that. Can’t wait for the parties. I’m just excited about all of it. Because I’ve been busy with other stuff it’s more my personal career ““ I’m constantly juggling these two brands ““ Zach the actor and Zach the entrepreneur which gets a little tricky in some ways and I’ll tell you about that some other time maybe. But I’ve been forced to have to juggle a lot in the Zach career so David has taken the brunt of the stress of HQ. So, I’m looking forward to him not being so stressed anymore. That’s one of my best friends and I was best man at his wedding. I never like seeing him stressed. I never like seeing anyone stressed. It’s just a testament to how much he cares. He really cares. He cares about the fans. He worked with me on Chuck. He knew how important they are.

CS: At what point did it become more of you thinking about this is something that would be cool to have ““ you connecting with your idea of connecting to a charity ““ which I think you had a very large presence for that charity ““ that marrying those two ideas together ““ that everyone can have a really good time but we can also do something that’s positive and impactful. When did those two things collide?

LEVI: It was kind of midstream with the planning of HQ. Basically every time I do something ““ at my birthday parties ““ they all have some kind of charity aspect to them. I just think there is no reason why if God has given you some sort of influence and a little bit of sway – I have a lot of friends and I like having big birthday parties ““ not necessarily for me just because it’s a great excuse to throw a big dance party. So, I always try to have something there where people either ““ I don’t ever force people to donate because that takes the whole heart of donating and charitable giving out of the equation ““ you can’t strong arm anybody ““ but it’s always a presence ““ I always encourage people. If I can have a big carnival birthday party and have 500 people and they all just bring one dollar, that’s $500 ““ that’s changing two children’s lives through Operation Smile. $240 dollar operation. Their lives are changed forever. So for me, again, I believe in capitalism and I believe in going out and doing well for your life ““ do whatever and be successful at it but along the way realize the blessing you have and try and give back as much as you can through the process.

It was always something in the back of my mind that I intended to bring to the HQ so it was just a matter of trying to find the most impactful way to do it. We have places at HQ that you can just donate. Even if you don’t pay for a panel you can donate money. That’s great but how can you guarantee that you can get more money without strong arming somebody in return. And that’s where the panels were the light bulb. I didn’t want to charge people to come to the venue. I didn’t want to say hey come and play video games for free oh but it’s a donation in order to get in. That makes it a little tricky and then you have people possibly waiting outside in line and it’s just a logistical thing. It just didn’t feel right. So much of what I go on in life really is just gut feeling. If I were John Doe and I walking around downtown ““ what feels like it’s a scam what feels like it’s cool, what feel like it’s organic like I’m not getting ripped off? What feel like a place where they really put a lot of thought where everything comes together? And to me that’s a testament to somebody. When I walk into a venue or a restaurant or a bar or an event or whatever, I look at all the aspects of it ““ parking to refreshments to everything. And I go, was there thought put into this or were the people planning this just going whatever, they’ll figure it out. I don’t like that.

the-nerd-machine-nerd-hq-comic-con-2012-sdcc-zachary-leviI want to feel like people thought of somebody. And not only did they think about the people coming in, but they are also thinking more globally and thinking about ““ like in my case ““ Operation Smile is my charity. I am an ambassador for it, proudly, and have been for years and will continue to be. It struck a chord with me that is incredibly deep and personal. I’ve never had a cleft lip or pallet or oral deformation but I’ve had friends growing up with cleft lips and pallets. And the effect that that has on a child growing up ““ in a lot of third world countries they are considered cursed. They are considered damned. I can’t even imagine. It was one day I was driving around town and I felt like God just put it in my face. I saw six billboard and six commercials in two days. And I’d seen them before but all of a sudden it dawned on me that I make a living and a big part because I have a good smile. I have a good dentist and good orthodontist. I’ve got a good smile. But what if I didn’t? What if my teeth were all mangled? Or slightly mangled? That would have a huge impact on me as an actor. Everyone knows that Hollywood is a physical beautiful place or whatever. And it just sort of hit me that not only do I get to have a normal life, even if I couldn’t be a working actor, what if I was in this kids shoes. This child is a human being, has a heart and a soul and because of some weird birth defect, they are shunned and have no friends and being able to get medical assistance to them in the middle of nowhere. Stories that I’ve heard of families trekking hundreds of miles with their kid on their back so they could get in line to get their child an operation and having been turned away because there were too many people there already and they trek hundreds of miles back and wait for the next one to come around.

Anyway, I’m sorry, I went off on a tangent there but the point is that I think that if people are always mindful of the impact you can make in the world, even in the smallest of ways, collectively that’s where you change the world. That’s how you do it. And if it means going to fans and saying, “Fans of Firefly, you got Nathan and Alan, Adam and Jewel and Morena and they are all willing to come and hang out with you guys and you can secure a seat, you don’t have to wait in line hoping to get a seat if you are lucky enough to be in it. If you buy the seat, it’s yours ““ it’s $20.”

A pretty nominal fee.

I feel everyone will walk away from the experience like we had done something special that was bigger than ourselves. And also, it was very much about ourselves it was very much about the relationship you maintain with your fans and supporters that give you that validation and the reason that you do what you do.

CS: Let’s say it’s Sunday, Nerd HQ is closed, it’s done. What is the definition of success for you ““ what will tell you that you did well, that you can leave there happy?

LEVI: I gauge it all the way down. First and foremost the amount of money that we can raise for charity and that all depends on the fans and the panels and selling out the panels and hopefully we are offering panels that they really want to buy tickets for. So the biggest success is that. The most money we can raise for Operation Smile and then just below that would be the response from the talent involved and the fans and if they felt like it was special.

If they felt, even aside from the philanthropic aspect, if they felt like the time they got to spend with each other ““ the communication, the back and forth between the fans and talent was good, intimate, real and good and off the top and was really unique and one of a kind and you don’t find it anywhere else. And then of course just under that is hoping that the sponsors that trusted us with their money and their resources walk away from this feeling like it was an investment well spent. And if all that comes together, even if I have to spend more of my own money then it was worth it.

CS: Sir, again, as always, thank you, thank you for taking some time out of your day to talk with me. It is always a pleasure.

LEVI: Brother, it was great to talk to you again.

Trailer Park: THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN, SAVAGES and More Ray Ray

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THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN – REVIEW

220px-the_amazing_spider-man_theatrical_posterThe problem with Marc Webb’s reboot of a comic property that needed a new lease on its comic book shelf life isn’t that it’s somehow unfaithful to the web head’s past. Rather, Andrew Garfield is placed in a role that just doesn’t have the much of a spark. Sure, the love interest that Peter has with Gwen Stacy flirts with some genuine heat the two seem pushed together way too fast, too soon, and without so much of that certain bit of romance that we felt between he and Mary Jane in previous films.

Where the movie excels, though, is in its effects that make this a true summer blockbuster that deserves to be seen on the big screen with its action set pieces and more than obvious set ups that barely even hide that these are needed in order to move the plot along at such breakneck speed there is no time for introspection or even a little bit of character development. We have plot points that need development. Dad Parker needs to get rid of his son, Uncle Ben and Aunt May need to show how old they are and Ben needs to die, Peter needs to know what it is to have that kind of responsibility which comes with having the power to scale walls, Peter needs to avenge his uncle’s death, but, wait, therein lies another problem with the movie. We spend a good amount of time in this film waiting to find out what Peter is going to do to the man who killed his uncle. It’s the revenge fantasy and even Uncle Ben himself chides the boy for getting a cheap shot in at Flash, who previously humiliated him in an over-the-top ridiculous schoolyard bullying scene that I haven’t seen played that straight since CAN’T BUY ME LOVE, when Peter has the chance to do so. It’s that sense of revenge, of getting even, that really does define Peter as a character and as a hero. That plot point is left to wither and left unanswered as the movie does with a lot of its previously raised questions and problems. The most unsatisfying resolution is no resolution at all and when the movie wants to skirt these issues only to end on a 3D spectacular that involves the last remaining fight Peter has in him there is nothing left to do but wonder why, if you make a movie about Spider-Man and have to retell everything all over again, do you leave out the very thing that could have redefined the man behind the mask? As it stands, we have an unmade man, a hero who doesn’t yet deserve the mantle of one just yet.

SAVAGES – REVIEW

savages-poster1Make no mistake, this is a B movie. C movie, more like it.

Not that it’s a bad movie by any means, OK maybe a little means, but the movie only reaches a certain amount of thrills before reverting into a production that is filled with scene chewing villainy from Benicio Del Toro and Salma Hayek that really makes this a fun film. Outside of them, however, we have two drug dealers, played with diametrically opposite aplomb by Taylor Kitsch and Aaron Johnson who play best friends John and Ben, respectfully, who share a common cooze: Ophelia, played by Blake Lively. As Ophelia, she is our sometimes narrator, imbued with the kind of hippie sensibility that is reserved for the kind of individual whose ideals aren’t grounded in a reality other than the one they’ve created in their own head. As a weed business, John and Ben are at the top of their game and they’ve proven that they’re good at it. Why they choose to also live in a candy coated nirvana, sharing the sexual affections of one girl, isn’t really explained so much as it’s shown. It’s their relationship, actually, that sags this narrative down.

The only real excitement comes in the form of the nasty feud that dusts up when Hayek’s entreaties to go into business with the weedies is rebuked and a kidnapping ensues. It’s this plot line, and it’s not especially a new one, that proves to be one thing that makes this movie palatable. Outside of a few chases, a few shootouts, the material that Oliver Stone is working with just comes off as flat and uninspired. Whether or not he has something to say about drug policy or the current state of the war on drugs, it’s irrelevant as he’s either distracted by having to push forward a plot that has our anti-heroes turning the tables on the cartel that seeks their obedience or trying to put a pretty bow on a movie that only has one honest conclusion. A conclusion, mind you, that completely upends itself and renders the story in a dreamlike haze. It’s an ending that doesn’t earn it and it certainly doesn’t deserve anything more than a passing glance or a one-and-done viewing. It’s best left to sit there as a fairytale that doesn’t need to be revisited once you consume it.

Long Hot Summer in a Cold Dark Theater By Ray Schillaci

prometheusofficialposterI’ve been gone for awhile if you have not noticed. Not physically but mentally, although I would prefer to be somewhere cooler where small mammals are not threatened to explode with contact to the intense morning heat that greets the Phoenix residents on a daily basis. I finally figured out after eight years why the city was anointed with such a name; survive the fire and you may rise above it all. In the dead heat of this summer people either flee the state (they’re called “snowbirds,” flocking to cooler destinations), seek refuge hibernating in their air conditioned homes (if not working at their jobs), wolfing meal after meal at Golden Corral (where ““ if one listens very carefully ““ you can hear the faint musings of satisfied cattle among the mostly portly patrons) or converge to the nearest multiplex subjecting one’s self to the least expensive form of what we’ve been told is entertainment.

Without a thought, we reach into our economically tight pockets and pay anywhere from seven to fifteen dollars a head, not including the sometimes stale popcorn and other overpriced confections, to get us through these hard times we are facing. Movies, video games, entertainment news and reality TV happen to contribute to a saying dated back to the Roman Empire, “Give them bread and circuses and they will never revolt.”

But every so often we do witness a ripple that disturbs the powers that be (at least in the studio system) for all the special effects, 3D and stunt work do not always add up to a good story. That is exactly what people want from their escape and time and time again many of the powers that be just don’t get it. As long as failed filmmakers continue to propagate the studios as bean counters/lawyers that morph themselves into studio executives we will continue to be subjected to countless cookie-cutter products that rarely meet expectations.

Many of these high powered decision makers churn through what they just view as product at such a rapid pace that release dates override the importance of good content. They are like children with ADD given tremendous responsibility with no idea how to properly take charge and place story first and foremost. Some of our favorite filmmakers are no better; having become lazy in their storytelling and substituting it with either homage’s to themselves or attempting to jar are senses with editing techniques that are best left for small screen commercials.

Ridley Scott’s, “Prometheus” has been sighted as an aggravating disappointment to many critics and audiences. It is not a complete failure, but it is an intriguing and gorgeous looking let down that is blatant in its storytelling flaws. There are those who defend Scott’s vision and feign daring to tell an original story that did not appear to be lifted from the rest of the “Alien” franchise, but something apparently got in the way.

The first hour appears to breathe new life, but eventually descends into familiar territory that feels too much like “been there, done that”. Jarring moments of the stupidity of characters are nearly laughable and are far more acceptable in a movie like “Cabin in the Woods” that pokes fun at the genre rather than a story claiming to take itself and its lofty notions of creation so seriously. Scott was also able to get away with putting a distance between us and the characters in such classics as “Alien” and “Bladerunner,” because the actors excelled over the underwritten parts. The characters that are sprinkled throughout Prometheus are not only minimally written but near vapid in their portrayal.

The only characters worth investing in are an android and a captain that seems to be nearly as down to earth as the original one in “Alien”. Unfortunately Idris Elba’s, Captain Janek is carried by the actor’s charisma and not what the writers provided him. Michael Fassbender’s android starts off interesting but with some of his suspicious actions we tend to distrust his character, leaving no one else to care about. Once we’ve lost our investment in characters the movie ends up like an expensive set piece. It’s cool to look at, but you’re never really sure where it is going and the tag-along ending nearly elicits a vocal groan from many. This leads me to believe that the “Prometheus'” box office take may end up being disappointing compared to it’s over inflated budget that did not have the story fleshed out to its fullest to warrant such a high dollar amount.

Continuing the grumblings of public and box office is Adam Shankman’s film version of “Rock of Ages”. Problem number one with this film is the limited audience appeal; hair band 80’s nostalgia fans. The film version lacks the darkness of the play that brought to light the luridness of the time while never quite capturing the all around joyous fun that director Shankman was able to convey in “Hairspray”. In the director’s earlier musical, he demonstrated a sure footing in his dance numbers, but with ROA Shankman substitutes hyper editing for dance routines that barely go anywhere along. “Hairspray” had quirky fun characters with some depth and soul. ROA barely scratches the surface with any investment in their characters. This musical outing is nearly peppered with wafer thin soulless creations that have us begging for the next musical number so we do not have to listen to them drone on.

There are guilty joys in Rock of Ages depending on the viewer. Some will absolutely love Alec Baldwin as the aging owner of the Bourbon Room and his daffy assistant played by Russell Brand. But I have found that it goes either way for these two. Some people enjoy their humor and liken it to the best SNL skit while others find them just as annoying and out of place as Tom Cruise in his role as the burned out Stacee Jaxx.

Those finding Cruise miscast do not seem to get the fine high wire act Cruise committed to in playing the aging rocker. He skirts just playing it for laughs and slips in a soul now and then showing a heart still aching to be relevant. For those who have cited Cruise’s “time to leave his shirt on,” his critics should be reminded that the actor was purposely not in tip top shape to capture the look of the wasted rock star.

Rock of Ages does not do well as a crossover movie. Today’s young generation has little interest in the 80’s culture and there is only a small segment of baby boomers that it caters to. It might have been a hit on Broadway, but the film’s story is uninspired and its characters are barely three dimensional, which may end up having Shankman’s latest musical opus experience a slow death at the box office unless it finds its way into the hearts of the midnight cult circuit that is kinder to such fare. I will admit that for me personally and my family it ended up being a guilty pleasure. I did laugh, found myself secretly rocking out and feeling good at the end even with its flaws.

Unfortunately, there have been few films worth seeing with strong stories and good characters. “Marvel’s Avengers” “Cabin in the Woods” and “Moonrise Kingdom” are refreshing compared to what the studios have had to offer us. Those films give us a reason to return to the theater. Whether or not “The Amazing Spiderman” will be amazing or “The Dark Knight Rises” will rise above the rest is a question still to be answered. Even turning one of our most revered presidents into a vampire hunter with the blood sucking crave in high gear may not be enough to lure its victims. If audiences even get a hint of a sub-par story, their patience may wane for this kind of entertainment and the hesitancy of dolling out their hard earned money may be reserved for the next video game to add to their collection.

In the meantime, there are some strong independent films still struggling to get a theatrical distribution deal and all of you should seek them out. Kurt Kuenne’s, “Shuffle” happens to be one of the most powerful films in many years. It strikes an emotional chord with its audience that is rarely experienced. Unfortunately, theatrical distributors are uninterested in small unless it involves nude nuns with guns (an actual title to a movie). The powers that be have cited small budget, a black & white presentation and no name stars as its hindrance. But Kuenne’s story about a man with narcolepsy who wakes up at different ages and has no control of his life shuffling out of order has fascinated its audiences who demand repeat viewings.

Aaron Rottinghaus’ “Apart” is also searching for a better theatrical deal. Having played in L.A. and New York in a very limited release, the teenage audience it attracts is dedicated and there is very little reason to wonder why. The film is part art/teen angst/thriller that never panders to the tweens. It treats all of us as intelligent viewers looking for some depth while not getting too high brow for its own good. “Apart” is reminiscent of “Donnie Darko,” “Memento” and “Rebel without a Cause” in mood and tone. It does all of this without ever being derivative while introducing a new director with a distinct and profound vision.

Both films mentioned have home video deals, but it is a shame that they take a backseat to high profile films that have little joy or substance that litter the screens with their 3D effects, aged toilet humor and simple-minded rom-coms. The only way to get the message to the infantile mind of the nukie sucking executives responsible for such dribble is to get them where it hurts ““ at the box office. Boycott manufactured crap with little if no human emotion and support good well thought out entertainment.

If you must see crap why pay the $7 to $15 price tag for air conditioning when many of us have the A/C on already at home, the candy, popcorn and beverage are far less expensive, and you can rent that regurgitated mess for a buck or borrow it from the library? It usually has less than a six month shelf life before reaching home video, but why should that matter when we know going in it ain’t worth it. We do this enough; perhaps somebody up there will care and start putting out better films and less by-products.

July 26, 2012

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Paul Myers

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In this episode, I have a chat with musician/writer Paul Myers about knock knock Bowie, Garfunkel lean, Todd Rundrgren and Dawn, creative identity, and rain cakes.

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July 3, 2012

Comics in Context: Four From Pixar

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FOUR FROM PIXAR

Have you ever read a story or watched a movie that you thought was going in one direction and then went in an entirely different one? Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho (1960) is a prime example, when you first see it. But I’m not just talking about a switch in the direction of the narrative, but a shift in what the story seems to be about thematically. What if you think that the story is expressing one point of view and then you realize that it is actually saying something quite different? In other words, what if you, as a member of the audience, think that the story means something different than what the creator seemed to intend? I will avoid the overused word “deconstruction” here, but this is what I am about to do to the new animated feature film from Disney and Pixar: Brave, from a story by Brenda Chapman, the film’s direction is credited to both Chapman and Mark Andrews. And as always, I am putting you on spoiler alert: in critiquing the film, I am going to write about what happens in this story from beginning to end.

Accompanying Brave is a new Pixar animated short, La Luna, directed by Enrico Casarova. It reminds me of children’s stories in which the universe actually is like it seems to small children, before they learn how science describes it. As I pointed out in a previous column, P. L. Travers’ Mary Poppins books are like this. And so in La Luna, the moon isn’t as big or as far away as science tells us; if you have a long enough rope or ladder, you can climb up to the moon. Moreover, rather than being gigantic balls of super-heated gas, stars really are small five-pointed objects that shine in the sky, and so meteors, as falling stars, also look like that. The three cast members of La Luna are a boy, a man, and an old man; they do not talk in a way we can understand, but we may assume they are a boy, his father, and his grandfather. Their duty is to climb up to the moon, which is covered by the small, fallen stars, and sweep it clean. The short is charming and beautiful, but I kept wondering why the characters were trying to get rid of the fallen stars. The moon looks better covered with them; when they sweep an area clean, what’s left is a gray barren patch of lunar landscape. The high point of the short comes when a particularly large star falls onto the moon; the boy hits it just right and it shatters into many small stars, creating a lovely glow that impressed the father and grandfather. But of the stars are so pretty, why get rid of them? And where did the fallen stars go when the moon is swept clean? It’s as if the short is going in opposite directions at once: showing the fallen stars to be beautiful, yet at the same time insisting on sending them into oblivion.

Similarly, Brave seems to go in two different directions. The advertising for the film focused on the image of the young heroine, Merida, a princess of a clan in 10th century Scotland, holding a bow and aiming an arrow. Like this summer’s other young female archer in the movies, Katniss in The Hunger Games, Merida echoes the image of the Greek goddess Artemis, known as Diana to the Romans, the huntress. One widely seen trailer for the movie consisted of an entire scene from the first act of the film, in which several comical contestants compete in archery to win Merida’s hand in marriage. Then Merida herself joins the competition, declaring she will win her own hand, or, in other words, compete to win her independence, rather than submit to an arranged marriage. She wins in spectacular fashion. From all of this, it would seem that the film will be a story about female empowerment, a feminist story about breaking free from the restrictions imposed by a male-dominated society and traditional female roles. Even the title of the film, Brave, suggests it will be an adventure or quest film, in which the heroine will prove her courage, and thereby prove her right to be treated as men’s equal. Moreover, it has been widely observed that Brave is Pixar’s first feature film with a female lead character. I consider Elastigirl to be one of the leads of Pixar’s The Incredibles (2004), but she shares that title with her husband; Brave focuses on a single female lead, although, as we shall see, Merida’s mother, Queen Elinor, is nearly as important. So, again, one might have expected story about female empowerment and equality, perhaps somewhat like Disney’s animated film Mulan (1998), whose young heroine poses as a male warrior in China centuries ago, becomes a great hero, and ultimately is recognized and acclaimed as a woman for her bravery.

The feminist aspects of Brave are clear enough. Scenes of Merida’s childhood show that her father gave her a bow and encouraged her wish to learn archery, considered a skill for men, while her mother disapproved. The first act shows how Queen Elinor keeps insisting that Merida should not use a bow and arrow, and should conform to traditional women’s roles and behavior, including allowing herself to be married off to the son of the leader of one of the three other clans.

But you can also see Merida’s rebellion in other contexts. For one, there’s a generational gap between Merida and Elinor, with Merida representing a more modern view of women’s role in society. Merida represents the future, and, indeed, her point of view on arranged marriages wins out at the film’s end.

Furthermore, Brave can be seen as a story about anyone, male or female, young or older, pursuing his own sense of self, his own ambitions, and his own muse, despite the pressure to conform to more conventional social roles. Elinor attempts to limit what Merida’s role in society, and indeed her personality, can be. Elinor disapproves of Merida’s archery, disapproves of the way Merida laughs, and indeed disapproves of pretty much everything Merida does, while insisting that Merida conform to Elinor’s ideas of proper feminine behavior. Before the archery competition, Elinor has Merida war a confining gown, literally forcing her into what Elinor considers proper shape, and makes her wear a headdress that conceals all of Merida’s red hair, the visual sign of her distinctive individuality. Defiantly, Merida keeps one strand of her hair visible.

One could interpret Merida’s passion for archery as a metaphor for anyone’s passion for his or her goal in life. She develops her skill in archery just as a creative person strives to master his or her skill as a writer or artist or whatever his or her chosen profession may be.

There’s also a stirring sequence in which Merida rides her horse through the woods, firing arrows with perfect accuracy at targets as she rushes by. It’s an image of freedom, joy, and self-expression through exercising one’s talents. It also links Merida with the natural world. Brave depicts the landscapes of Scotland beautifully. I saw the film in 3-D, and it’s only in these dazzling portrayals of the natural world that I thought the 3-D was truly effective in heightening the beauty of the film. Merida seems to be happier, freer, and more able to be herself within the natural world than in the civilized one, where she is hemmed in by the pressure to follow prescribed roles and modes of behavior. Even her lush, somewhat unruly red hair seems to express a certain wildness in her personality, another link to nature. The film seems to suggest a connection between Merida and the natural world, and that it is more natural for her to express herself through such means as riding and archery than to conform to the oppressive roles society would force her to adopt.

So this first act of the film builds towards the archery contest, when Merida asserts her independence and right to follow her own desires through her triumph there. What is her next step up from there in her liberation?

Instead, she is forced to go backwards. Her mother, Queen Elinor, is outraged, and forces her back into the castle. Though we have seen in flashbacks how close Merida and Elinor were when Merida was a small child, now they are angrily at odds with each other. Elinor throws Merida’s bow into the flames of a fireplace, as if symbolically to destroy her art and the means of her self-liberation. Merida tears a tapestry that depicts her and Elinor, thus literally rending one from the other. Merida escapes into the woods. Significantly, the bow is not consumed by the flames, and Elinor seems to regret having cast it into the fire; perhaps the implication is that Merida’s art and ambition are not so easily destroyed.

Whether in fairy tales or in Shakespearean comedy and romance, the forest is a place in which change can occur; it is also a place that hides the dark side of existence. Within the forest Merida encounters a witch, and asks her for the means to “change her fate” by altering her mother’s opposition. The witch sells her an enchanted cake, and Merida returns to the castle and gives it to Elinor. Upon eating the cake, Elinor magically transforms into a bear, initially terrifying Merida. In this form Elinor can no longer speak, and can no longer act as queen, controlling Merida’s life. But it soon becomes clear that Elinor-as-bear is no threat to Merida as yet; she retains her human personality. But unable to talk, and having difficulty adapting to moving in her new form, Elinor is now relatively helpless; moreover, if the men in the castle see her, she will be killed.

Thus Brave, with seeming abruptness, at least on first viewing, changes the apparent direction of its story. Merida insists that she is not responsible for Elinor’s transformation, and that the witch is to blame. But of course Merida really is to blame. She overreached by making the bargain with the witch, who seems not evil but eccentric. Merida should have known better than to deal in magic when she did not know exactly what it would do. This seems comparable to the mistake that Ariel makes in Disney’s The Little Mermaid (1989), selling her voice to a witch in change for getting human legs, enabling her to walk on land and meet the prince she loves. Ariel’s bargain also has negative consequences she did not foresee, but at least Ariel chose only to handicap herself by the spell, by losing her voice. Merida was attempting to change her fate not through her own actions but by magically forcing her mother to change.

Merida has transformed her mother into a potentially dangerous beast. Could this be a metaphor, suggesting that by rebelling against her mother’s wishes, Merida has turned her into a powerful and wrathful enemy?

The film seemed to spend its first act getting the audience on Merida’s side. But is it now suggesting that Merida was wrong to rebel and to assert herself? There have been hints before this. In arguments with her mother, Merida could come off as a teenager having a tantrum. The queen also contended that it was necessary to marry Merida off to the son of one of the clan leaders in order to preserve peace among the clans. According to the queen, by refusing to wed any of the sons, Merida was acting irresponsibly, threatening to throw Scotland into civil war. I don’t think that the film backs up this idea with sufficient dramatic force. The clansmen all seem like buffoons rather than potential threats. At one point Elinor puts an end to brawling by asserting her authority with the clan leaders. Moreover, later on, as we shall see, the clansmen are easily persuaded to give up the idea of arranged marriages.

From this point on, Merida is no longer striving for freedom and self-realization; instead, she is a sinner who has harmed her mother, in a sort of magical matricide in which she destroyed her mother’s human identity, and who now must clean up the mess that she made. Merida has Elinor-as-bear leave the castle with her, and they go into the woods, where Merida watches over her transformed mother and searches for a means of reversing the spell, which will otherwise soon become permanent.

Being transformed from a human into an animal has a long tradition as a trope in Disney animated features. It goes back to Walt Disney’s The Sword in the Stone (1963), which was based on the book of the same name by T. H. White, that was originally published in 1938. In both the book and film, the magician Merlin magically transforms the boy who is the future King Arthur into different animals in order to teach him about different aspects of life. In later animated films the protagonist is transformed into an animal against his or her will: examples include The Emperor’s New Groove (2001), Brother Bear (2003), and The Princess and the Frog (2009). In each of these cases, as with Elinor in Brave, the transformation becomes a learning experience. The idea seems to be to strip the character of all of the exterior trappings of his or her identity – his or her role in society, clothing, and even his or her human appearance – leaving only the core elements of the character’s identity, his or her personality and set of moral values. The character has left behind his or her old human identity to enter a transitional state, represented by being an animal, in which he or she can explore his or her psyche more deeply. Within this physically transformed state, the character can work a change in his or her own psyche. The Princess and the Frog was fairly explicit about this, when the voodoo sorceress Mama Odie counsels the transformed heroine and hero in song to “Dig a Little Deeper” to discover what they truly want and need in life. Once the protagonist has learned his or her lesson and changed in his or her outlook on life, then the protagonist can resume his or her human form. The human identity has thus been purified, if you will: the protagonist’s personality flaw has been overcome. Disney’s Beauty and the Beast (1991) transformed a human prince into a beast, causing him to take on the bestial image of his own dark side, although he retained his clothing, palace, and ability to talk. But he too turned out to be in a transitional state, undergoing a learning experience, and once he learned and experienced love and self-sacrifice, he underwent a symbolic death and resurrection, returning to human form, purged of evil.

It quickly becomes clear that the transformed Elinor is not a threat, or not yet, since if the spell is not broken, she will become a bear in both mind and body. For now, though, Elinor retains a human personality, though she cannot speak. But in her bewilderment over her condition and her difficulty in coping with her new form, Elinor now seems somewhat childlike. Merida now has to take care of her, try to protect her from being hunted and killed by the men of the clans, and even teaches her how to catch fish to eat, as a real bear would. Merida, the daughter who struggled against her mother’s control, now has to assume a protective role towards Elinor. In short, Merida and Elinor have reversed positions, and Merida acts something like the “mother” in this relationship.

There was something similar going on in director Brad Bird’s animated film for Warner Bros., The Iron Giant (1999). Its young protagonist, Hogarth, was somewhat rebellious against his mother’s authority. He discovers the Iron Giant, an immense alien robot of great potentially destructive power, who finds himself in an unfamiliar world, Earth. Hogarth assumes a “parental” role towards the robot, who has a childlike personality. Hogarth protects the robot as best he can and teaches him, encouraging him to protect life rather than take it. Through teaching and caring for the Iron Giant, Hogarth learns to take responsibility and achieves a degree of maturity.

So in both The Iron Giant and Brave, there is a young person who learns responsibility by becoming the guardian and teacher – surrogate parent – of a much larger figure, who has childlike difficulty in coping with his or her new situation. Although the Iron Giant and Elinor-as-bear are peaceful, and indeed, in some ways helpless and in need of guidance, they are both large figures of great power, and each, at moments, abruptly and temporarily changes personality, becoming dangerously destructive. The Iron Giant and Elinor-as-bear may partly represent sides of Hogarth and Merida themselves: the childlike rebelliousness with the potential to cause serious trouble, especially when they grow into adults. By guiding and teaching the Iron Giant and Elinor-as-bear, Hogarth and Merida are figuratively taming their own inner demons.

So, within the forest, Merida and Elinor both undergo changes. Elinor has already been physically changed into a bear, but she learns to appreciate her daughter, who has taken charge and points out that it is her skill with a bow that is enabling them to survive in the wilderness. Merida is changing by going from being her mother’s opponent to being her protector. Moreover, the two of them are now working together, renewing their bond. Merida eventually learns that the way to undo the spell is to repair the torn tapestry, thus figuratively bringing herself and Elinor back together. Having already grown closer together in their sojourn in the wilderness, they return to the castle to find the tapestry.

In the castle Merida makes a speech to the clansmen in which she is about to agree to the arranged marriage to prevent war from breaking out. But Elinor, though she cannot talk, uses gestures to direct Merida to say something different: to argue that there should not be forced marriages and that the first-born of the clans – herself as well as the sons – should get married when and to whom they want. The clansmen accept the idea; the sons, it seems, didn’t like the idea of arranged marriages either.

Now this scene shows that Elinor has changed inwardly too, and that she now accepts Merida’s point of view about enforced marriage. It’s also significant that Elinor and Merida worked together to make this speech. Still, this scene bothers me. Merida was on the brink of surrendering her independence and submitting to this male-dominated system; it is only because Elinor changed her own mind that she didn’t. It’s as if it was wrong for Merida to assert her own independence, and as if she could only have it if her mother, an authority figure, gave her consent. But surely having the rights to be oneself and to be free are not dependent on getting the permission of people in power, who could just as easily deny them. Perhaps that what New York Times film critic Manohla Dargis meant in her review of Brave by writing “But hers is a contingent freedom won with smiles, acquiescence and a literal needle and thread with which she neatly sews up the story, repairing a world where girls and women know exactly where they stand.”

Bears had actually become extinct in Britain centuries before the time in which Brave is set, but all the bears who appear in Brave are actually magically transformed humans. Towards the film’s end Elinor-as-bear turns into a wild bear mentally as well and attacks Merida and her father. But then another human-turned-bear, Mor’du, who has become a vicious killer, appears. Elinor-as-bear defends her husband and daughter by attacking and killing Mor’du. This could be interpreted as Elinor figuratively defeating her own dark side, the beast within herself, that had also manifested itself in her former rage at Merida. The death of Mor’du releases the spirit of the prince he once was, appearing again in human form, suggesting that Elinor has not only destroyed the evil Mor’du’s bear form represented, but purified and liberated the human within, just as her own experience in bear form is changing her.

Early in the film Merida had angrily ripped a tapestry that pictured herself and her mother, thus figuratively tearing their relationship asunder. In the final act Merida races on horseback to save her mother, but this time she is not shooting arrows as she rides, but knitting the tapestry back together. This is what Ms. Dargis means by the “literal needle and thread.” Repairing the tapestry figuratively means restoring the loving relationship between mother and daughter; in the story it also literally serves to undo the magic spell that turned Elinor into a bear. The image of Merida riding on horseback while knitting suggests that she has succeeded in fusing her own image of herself, the archer and free spirit, racing through the woods, with the more conventional feminine role that Elinor intended for her, since sewing is a craft traditionally associated with women.

Disney animated films have a tradition of symbolic death and resurrection scenes. In Brave Elinor seems to be dying as a result of the battle with Mor’du. Merida covers her with the repaired tapestry, the symbol of the renewed bond between them. Significantly, nothing happens until Merida weeps, finally acknowledges that she is responsible for the trouble that befell Elinor, and voices her love for her mother. In other words, Merida confesses her sin and demonstrates her repentance. As a result Elinor revives, transformed back to her human form. The film emphasizes the point that Elinor is nude beneath the tapestry. That works symbolically, too: she has undergone a physical and spiritual rebirth, and newborns are naked. It might also suggest that Elinor is now characterized not by her queen’s garments, the symbols of authority, but by what she is now wearing, the tapestry that commemorates the love between mother and daughter.

It has been widely noted that Brave does not follow the usual pattern of Disney “princess” movies by uniting its heroine romantically with a male hero, a trope that could be interpreted as suggesting that marriage is a woman’s ultimate goal. Instead Brave puts its emphasis on the bond between mother and daughter, concluding with an image of Merida and Elinor riding on horses together in the woods. Merida and Elinor are united through love, and the fact that they are both riding horses (Merida’s pastime), but at a slow pace (in keeping with Elinor’s more stately manner), suggests that they are combining and merging their lifestyles and interests into something they can share.

So Brave starts out as what seems to be a fable of feminist liberation, but then abruptly shifts gears and turns into a parable about resolving the division between mother and daughter, or to take the theme further, between parent and child, or even between generations. My problem with the film is that I find the first act, about Merida’s liberation, to be more stirring, dramatic and involving than the rest of the film. The rest of the movie, about Merida’s efforts to help her transformed mother, seem to me less imaginative, less strongly plotted, and less dramatically affecting than the saga of Merida’s rebellion against what did indeed seem like the oppressiveness of a society that attempted the force women into certain roles and modes of behavior. As Hollywood Reporter Todd McCarthy wrote, “What results is a film that starts off big and promising but diminishes into a rather wee thing as it chugs along. . . .”

Moreover, the movie seems to me to imply that Merida’s rebellion was wrong; the story forces her to do penance for her actions, and even offer herself up as a pawn in marriage to keep peace in the male-dominated social order. She does not get forced into an unwanted marriage, but only because her mother changes her mind about it. Merida does not win her freedom so much as it is granted to her by an authority figure. Brave starts out as a story of Merida’s one-woman revolution, and then shifts to a more conservative mode, in which the individual must sacrifice her freedom to society, and liberty is granted, not won. Perhaps I would feel that there was more balance in the movie had it allowed us to see more clearly into the mind of Elinor as her attitudes towards her daughter were changing, but Elinor-as-bear could not talk. Merida remained the sole point-of-view character in the film, and as she changed from feminist rebel to repentant sinner, I felt that Brave shifted in direction to a story I found much less appealing.

TOY STORY 3

Due to my two year sabbatical from writing “Comics in Context,” I haven’t yet commented on two other recent Pixar features, both sequels: Toy Story 3 (2010), directed by Lee Unkrich, and Cars 2 (2011), directed by Pixar’s Chief Creative Officer John Lasseter and Brad Lewis.

The Toy Story movies establish that toys are alive but they only talk and move when people cannot see them. (This is an old trope in animated films, and there are many vintage animated cartoons showing toys or books coming to life after dark.) One of the aspects of Toy Story 3 that I found startling was its far from sentimental attitude towards small children. The original Toy Story (1995) drew a sharp contrast between Andy, the boy who owns, plays with, and loves Woody, Buzz, and the other principal toy characters, and his neighbor Sid, who destroys toys and constructs distorted, monstrous toys out of toy parts. In Toy Story 3 Andy has grown old enough to leave for college. Accidentally discarded, most of the principal toy characters find a new home at the Sunnyside day care center. However, Sunnyside’s head toy, Lotso the bear, runs the place like a prison camp: he imprisons Andy’s toys at night and forces them to serve as the playthings for young toddlers during the day. The toddlers are portrayed as wildly, insensitively destructive; it is clear that the toys will not survive for long if they have to put up with such rough treatment every day. But it’s also surprising, in a Disney family film, to see small children depicted, not as sweet and innocent, but as so insensitively brutal. Is it just that they are too young to have a sense of responsibility? Or is the film hinting that kindness and sensitivity among small children is a rare trait? The daycare center kids seem to represent a generation of bullies.

The story of Toy Story 3 becomes a partly comedic, partly serious variation on movies about escaping from prison or a prison camp, like The Great Escape (1963). What is even more startling is just how dark the film becomes. The toys escape from Sunnyside to a garbage dump where they get on a conveyor belt leading to a shredder. They escape only to become trapped on another conveyor belt inexorably moving towards an incinerator. Thinking themselves doomed, the toys link hands. Their destruction seems inescapable. The scene is an evocation of inevitable mortality, that seems startling and even chilling in the context of an animated film about children’s toys, perhaps the last place where one would expect a fearsome image of death. Indeed, being burned up by the incinerator seems a particularly horrible way to perish; the incinerator’s flames also seem like an allusion to hell. At the last moment the toys are saved by a giant claw manipulated by the toy Little Green Men aliens from the previous Toy Story films. It seems like a miraculous escape. Consider that in the Toy Story movies the Little Green Men seem to worship the claw as if it were the hand of God. So having the claw rescue the Toy Story toys seems like the filmmakers’ joke on the old concept from Greek tragedy of the deus ex machina, the god descending from the machine. That phrase has also come to mean a plot device that is suddenly introduced to resolve a seemingly insoluble problem.

The main dilemma in Toy Story 3 is what will happen to the toys when their owner, Andy, grows too old for them and moves on towards adulthood. Will they be destroyed or discarded? The solution comes when Andy gives them to a young girl names Bonnie, who will now care for and play with them. Unlike the kids at the day care center, Bonnie is the kind of caring, sensitive child that will take good care of the toys. As sentient beings, the toys need someone to play with; you could say that they need an audience.

I suggest that, among other things, Toy Story 3 is also about popular culture and generational change. For popular culture creations to endure, they have to be accepted and embraced from one generation to the next. Presumably the creative people at Pixar have created characters who have entertained people ranging from small children to adults over the last two decades. Presumably the Pixar creative teams hope that these characters and films will continue to entertain future generations as well. Indeed, the ideal may be that the Pixar characters and films of the 1990s and early 2000s will continue to appeal to new generations after their original audiences have passed away, just as Walt Disney’s classic films and characters still do. To my mind, Andy’s passing the toys along to Bonnie can represent how popular culture creations, if they are true classics, will be passed from the generation for whom they were created on to the next generation.

After all, how many examples of such enduring pop culture characters can you think of in your own lives? Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, Superman and Batman, among many others, were created when my parents were young, long before my birth, yet I accepted them all when I was growing up. The first Star Wars film premiered after I’d become an adult, but now there are younger generations who also love the Star Wars films yet can’t remember a time when the first film did not exist.

You could also say that the toys in Toy Story 3 need a director or writer. The films show how Andy imagined stories in which the toys played roles; Toy Story 3 even begins with Andy’s fantasy of the toy characters acting in a Western with science fiction elements. Significantly, in turning the toys over to Bonnie, Andy describes them in terms of their characters and the roles they play in his games. Bonnie too will invent scenarios for stories in which the toys will play parts. Andy and Bonnie are not simply an audience for the toys; they are the creators of their imagined adventures. So I also interpret Andy passing the toys over to Bonnie as a metaphor for the original creators of a pop culture concept passing the torch to a new generation of creators. Again, you can see this in the history of long-running characters and series in popular culture. Consider how many generations of creators have now served their time as the caretakers of the Marvel and DC Comics characters who have now existed for a half century or much longer, and will keep going probably long after we have all passed from the scene.

Toy Story 3 raises the specter of inevitable mortality, but it also shows how artistic creations can indeed achieve immortality.

CARS 2

As for Cars 2 it was generally regarded by critics as a disappointment, and I agree that it wasn’t as satisfying as past Pixar features, although I found it pleasant enough to watch. Though it was a sequel to the original Cars, it was about as different as a sequel can be. The Cars movies are set in an alternate universe in which humans are absent and cars are living, sentient beings. (Who built them? How do the cars construct buildings and machines when they have no hands? How do they reproduce? These are questions that apparently we should not ask, lest the entire premise of the series collapse.) The first Cars was the story of racing car Lightning McQueen, who is arrogant and obsessed with winning, who gets stuck in a small town out West, Radiator Springs, learns humility and the virtues of friendship and community, and comes to value these things more than racing victories. It would seem that the people at Pixar decided that McQueen’s character did not need further major development; after all, he does seem to have become as good as he can be by the end of the first film. So Cars 2 focuses instead on Mater, the tow truck with the voice of a rural Southerner, a comic relief character who became McQueen’s friend in the first film. It appears that Mater is considered the breakout character in Cars, since he is the main character in the Cars Toons shorts, titled Mater’s Tall Tales, that have followed, as well as the lead in Cars 2. In the shorts McQueen and Mater reverse positions, and McQueen seems like Mater’s sidekick.

In the first Cars McQueen was the proverbial “fish out of water,” the celebrity from the big city who was stuck in a small town. The “fish out of water” theme continues in Cars 2, but this time it applies to Mater. First, Mater accompanies McQueen abroad to Japan, Italy, and England, where McQueen is racing in a “World Grand Prix.” Second, Mater is mistakenly identified as an American spy by members of British intelligence and gets caught up in their effort to thwart a criminal conspiracy. Whereas the first Cars was a story of small town life, Cars 2 is a partly humorous, partly serious spy story with international settings. If the first Cars seems modeled on the 1991 film Doc Hollywood, then Cars 2 echoes thrillers about ordinary individuals who are mistaken for spies or recruited into being spies. The example that first comes to mind is Alfred Hitchcock’s North by Northwest (1959), in which Cary Grant’s character, a New York advertising executive, is mistaken for a an American secret agent by enemy spies, an ends up accepting the role that was forced upon him in order to combat them.

What I most liked about Cars 2 were the international settings: the film’s richly detailed and handsomely depicted versions of Tokyo, Italy, and London, all created on computers, with certain clever alterations to reflect the fact that the culture is designed by cars, not humans. I also like the British spy car characters. In the original Cars the late Paul Newman was cast as McQueen’s mentor Doc Hudson, surely in part to evoke Newman’s past association with driving racing cars, both on and off screen. (Lightning McQueen’s last name refers to the late Steve McQueen, another actor associated with racing.) In Cars 2 the lead British spy car, Finn McMissile, is voiced by Michael Caine, surely in part to evoke Caine’s past roles in spy movies such as The Ipcress File (1965). Through their acting skills and associations with past films, Newman and Caine brought a sense of authority to their roles in the Cars movies while linking those films to cinematic traditions of stories about car racing and spies, respectively. I also liked Emily Mortimer’s vocal performance as McMissile’s fellow spy Holley Shiftwell, succeeding in conveying an appealingly sexy personality through her voice alone. However, I find it hard to believe that Ms. Shiftwell would end up falling for Mater, and this leads me to the film’s biggest problems.

One problem is that the spy storyline isn’t that interesting or imaginative. Are these adult viewers of Cars 2 who can’t spot who the secret mastermind behind the conspiracy is a mile off? The bigger, key problem with Cars 2 is that Mater doesn’t have the depth as a character to carry the film as its lead. If Cars 2 had been a farcical comedy, yes. However likable Mater is, he is basically a comedic stereotype of a rural Southerner who isn’t very bright: a comical redneck, to use a term that some Southerners embrace while others regard it as disparaging (rather like “geek” and “nerd” in comics culture). As depicted in the Cars films, Mater isn’t really stupid, as the stereotype implies; he’s more likably childlike, characterized by a boyish enthusiasm. Indeed, in Cars 2 he proves to have enormous knowledge about the inner workings of automobiles. But is it credible that anyone would think Mater was a master spy who was just pretending to be a hick? Even more importantly, the audience is meant to feel sorry for Mater, first, when he has a falling out with his best friend McQueen. Then we are meant to sympathize with Mater as he realizes how little other characters think of his true personality; the British spies initially only take him seriously because they assume that he is merely feigning his hick persona as a sort of disguise. By the film’s end the British spies recognize Mater’s true personality and Mater proves himself to be a genuine hero, but it still seems to me unlikely that Holley would want to date him, as she says she does Mater makes such a strong impression as a comedy stereotype, and the filmmakers’ efforts in Cars 2 to give him a serious side, and more dimension to his personality, just fall short. I’m not saying that it can’t be done, but it’s an uphill effort, and as far as I’m concerned, Cars 2 doesn’t pull it off. Perhaps a different sort of storyline could. And since Mater continues to appear in new animation, perhaps someday Pixar will find the way to bring it off.

“Comics in Context” #245
Copyright 2012 Peter Sanderson

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Cabin Fever 114: The Lost Hour

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cabin.jpgCabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to some microphones.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

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CABIN FEVER #114: The Lost Hour – After last week’s episode our cabin boys went off on a mini 90s nostalgia odyssey, as is their wont. Luckily (or unluckily, depending on your point of view) the nonsense was recorded, and since Aaron is away watching football and drinking his bodyweight in cider over in Poland, you get this in lieu of a proper episode. You’re welcome/We’re sorry.

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Cabin Fever 113: Lisa Loeb (I Missed You)

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cabin.jpgCabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to some microphones.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

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CABIN FEVER #113: Lisa Loeb (I Missed You) – Aaron and pHitzy start off trying to make a proper episode, but get sidetracked early on this week as they recall their mutual crush on a particular pocket-sized songstress. Lots of bad singing and pining ensues. You have been warned.

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June 29, 2012

My Favourite Things: June 2012

Filed under: Articles,My Favourite Things — Tags: , , , , , , , — Aaron @ 12:13 pm

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Hey guys! This month saw me take my first real vacation in about 3 years. I was actually away for 15 days of this month so my internet time was exactly halved. As a result, this month’s list is slightly shorter than usual. But I think I still found three nuggets of gold for your eye holes so take a look and know that I’ll be back to my usual length next month… ladies.

1) Bill Murray’s Hall of Fame Speech

I’m not a baseball fan. As an Irishman I guess it’s just not in my blood. But I am a Bill Murray fan. It doesn’t matter where you’re from, you should be able to love Bill Murray.

What you may not have known about him is that he actually owns a baseball team. He co-owns the Charleston RiverDogs and due to his long service to baseball he has recently been inducted into the South Atlantic League Hall of Fame. And as he says in the video, he’s never been inducted into a Hall of Fame before so he had to accept.

Murray is a genius of the highest order so if you give him a podium to make a speech, you know it’s going to be good. He didn’t write anything for it, he just got up and spoke about how much he loves baseball and it’s every bit as good as you think it would be. Take a look.

2) Paul & Storm – Write Like The Wind (George R. R. Martin)

We here at FRED love Paul & Storm.

Well… we love Storm.

They have just released what is to my mind their first proper music video. Hopefully the first of many more to come. The song is about the agony of waiting for the next Game of Thrones book and the video is as ridiculous as you might expect from the duo.

3) Super Mario Street Art

This is a really cool time-lapse video which shows how artist Chris Carlson creates a 3D looking image on the sidewalk with just chalk and a ruler. Two bonus cool points go to the art being of an 8bit Mario and the awesome music added to the video.

After seeing how he does it, I almost feel like I could give it a go too but I know that it would just look like a 5 year old attempted it.

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And that’s it! My favourite things of the last month.

Aaron Poole is the creator of Polish pole polish. He is also more accurately an internet whore and rarely leaves the house. If you like what you read here check out his blog http://aaronfever.blogspot.com

Weekend Shopping Guide 6/29/12: Brother Louie

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

As brilliant as the first season was, the second season of Louis CK’s Louie (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) was even more so, plussing across the board with episodes that included Louie confronting Dane Cook, sleeping with Joan Rivers, and even traveling to Iraq. Just watch the damn thing already. Bonus materials include audio commentaries on select episodes.

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On the go and want the itty bittiest little stylus you can get for your smartphone? Look no further than the teeny little MicroStylus Compact Capacitive Touch Stylus ($9.99), a little nub of a thing that works a charm and is storable in your device’s headphone jack.

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While I can’t envision the art form returning, The Artist (Sony, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) is a beautifully evocative homage to the era of the silent film and the artists who made tem larger than life, even as sound came in and shook the very foundations of the industry. For once, the hype was accurate. Do see it. Bonus materials include featurettes and a blooper reel.

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Every so often, a modern take on a classic property makes it work, and much like the equally successful Brady Bunch Movie before it, 21 Jump Street (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) makes that leap by planting tongue in cheek while walking a fine line between comedy and ridicule, aided and abetted by a grounded story and winning turns from Jonah Hill & Channing Tatum. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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If you still miss the lovely character absurdities to be found in Dr. Katz, look no further than Lisa Kudrow’s Web Therapy (E1, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), which stars Kudrow is an online therapist with little patience for her patients – who include the likes of Alan Cumming, Courtney Cox, Victor Garber, Jane Lynch, Steven Weber, Lily Tomlin, and more. The first season set contains audio commentaries, a featurette, outtakes, and a season 2 preview.

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While in many ways a by-the-numbers romantic comedy, what makes Love Birds (Freestyle, Rated PG-13, DVD-$14.99 SRP) worth your valuable viewing time is that its leads are Rhys Darby and Sally Hawkins, both of whom elevate the material immensely. Bonus features include an audio commentary and a featurette.

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It may be a frothy romantic comedy about a pair of famous Brits who set up a fake wedding to a fake bride to send paparazzi on a false trail while they have their real nuptials, but The Decoy Bride (IFC, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP) gains a fair amount of goodwill just by casting David Tennant as the groom in this mad scheme. Bonus materials include a featurette, a deleted scene, and interviews.

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Adding to Universal’s 100th anniversary celebrations is the high definition arrival of Oliver Stone’s Born On The 4th Of July (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP). Bonus materials include an audio commentary and a trio of featurettes.

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Disney has been steadily increasing to a torrent the high-definition releases from their catalogue of titles, particularly those from Touchstone & Hollywood Pictures. That means this week brings the new-to-high-def release of Mel Gibson in Ransom (Touchstone, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$20.00 SRP), Madonna in Evita (Hollywood Pictures, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$26.50 SRP), and Christian Bale singing and dancing in Newsies (Walt Disney, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$26.50 SRP). Bonus features include audio commentaries, featurettes, and more.

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And speaking of Disney catalogue releases, they’ve brought out hi-def editions of a pair of their latter (and lesser) period animated films… In fact, many consider both Treasure Planet and particularly Home On The Range (Walt Disney, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP each) to be the lackluster duds that marked the end of traditional animation at Disney in the early aughts. And yes, they are both awkward films to sit through, but certainly not abysmal. They’re no All Dogs Go To Heaven 3. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, bonus shorts, music videos, and more.

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The still-legendary and goofy fun – if not terribly good – sci-fi sexploitation film Barbarella (Paramount, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP) makes its debut in high definition, which means you can ogle Jane Fonda and try to comprehend the script in exquisite detail. Sadly, there are no bonus features to be found.

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While I thought it would be the lesser of the two Snow White films to come down the pike, Mirror Mirror (Fox, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) if only because its simple reinterpretation of an evil queen (Julia Roberts) out to shove Snow White aside to win the hand of the Prince is far less pretentious and self-important than that whole Huntsman fiasco. Bonus materials include featurettes and deleted scenes.

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Sideshow’s previously released premium figures pulled from the Disney animated pantheon – including Snow White‘s evil Queen, Maleficent, and Chernabog – have been nothing to shake a stick at, but by leaps and bounds, my favorite is the recently release Captain Hook ($324.99), from the classic Peter Pan. Not only does the sculpt capture Hook’s mad Ahab-esque obsession with killing Pan, but the fabric clothing accurately reflects its 2D inspiration. If that weren’t enough, the piece also comes with the secondary bane of Hook’s existence – the persistent Tick Tock Crocodile. And, if you’re able to pick up the Sideshow exclusive edition, definitely do so, as you get a swappable hook hand with Peter’s hat.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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June 28, 2012

FREDagator: 2012-06-28

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Go watch a brilliant new piece of comedy from Nico Tatarowicz. Trust me – Just go…

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June 26, 2012

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & David Mitchell 3

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have another chat with writer/performer David Mitchell about long walks, fax machines, beards, Bird-watching, upstarts, and Disneyland.

Hope you enjoy…

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June 25, 2012

FREDagator: 2012-06-25

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Howzabout starting your week w/ a reimagined version of classic Star Trek’s opening titles…

Live Long and Prosper from Shawn Sheehan on Vimeo.

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Party Favors: JohnRhys-DaviesCon 2013

Filed under: Joe Corey's Party Favors — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:10 am

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MILWAUKEE – Baseball is back in season and so is Don Most. The star of Happy Days returns in The Yankles. Instead of being the student athlete on the field, Most now plays a baseball dad.

Yankles is about Eliot Dubs (Michael Buster), a one-time pitching prospect who has entered a yeshiva to study for a religious life. When the school’s leaders decide to form a baseball team to play in a minor college conference, Eliot puts up a resistance. But he quickly joins in the diamond life to make things a little easier on his studies. While there’s a bit of raw talent amongst his classmates, he can’t do it all. The team really lacks a manager with real baseball skills. Brian Wimmer (Cpl. Boonie on China Beach) is a disgraced baseball all-star recently released from prison. He can’t find anyone to take him on for his court ordered community service hours. The yeshiva takes a chance on him since they don’t want to be completely embarrassed against their new rivals.

The film is an Orthodox take on The Bad News Bears. Amongst the colorful characters is Don Most. He’s a former big leaguer upset that his son has given up on baseball to study religion. The son was raised to see baseball as a faith. Most’s dad spends most of his time hanging out at a bar enjoying his beer and watching games on the TV. He’s not the jovial Ralph Malph that hung around Arnold’s.

When a chance come up to swap email questions with Most came up, the Party Favors eagerly accepted. Back in 1989, the Party Favors interviewed Frank Gorshin (Batman‘s The Riddler). Gorshin had recently done a play with Most. He had only compliments for his co-stars. Most has been active over the years including recently appearing on Glee. He also appeared on Star Trek: Voyager and Sliders which makes him eligible to appear at the John Rhys-Davies Convention.

Most isn’t a stranger to the diamond. He was part of the Happy Days ball team the played numerous charity games. But we start the conversation about Most playing a prickly character in The Yankles.

Party Favors: What did you do to create and maintain the frustration your character projects early in Yankles?

Don Most: I took certain events from my own life….plus added some imaginary circumstances to get me to where I needed to be.

Party Favors: Did you ever get fearful that the cast and crew would think you were that prickly?

Don Most: I thought that some might, but you got to do what you got to do.
Party Favors: How was the collaboration between yourself, David R. Brooks and Zev Brooks?

Don Most: I mainly collaborated with David (who directed) and it was great! He really took the time to make sure we were both on the same page, answering all of my many questions, and offering some good insights.

Party Favors: What did you do to create a father and son bond between you and Michael Buster. Did you end up playing catch off camera?

Don Most: We did not end up playing catch. We mainly talked and got to know one another as best as you could. Since there was supposed to be such alienation between us, sometimes we would keep our distance from each other.

Party Favors: Was it odd to be in a religious theme baseball film with so many of your scenes at a bar?

Don Most: No, not really. I wasn’t thinking about it along those lines. I just looked at each scene and did what I had to do to be as true as possible to it.

Party Favors: What brand of beer did you imagine your character was pounding down?

Don Most: Budweiser.

Party Favors: Did being around the diamond take you back to your days when the Happy Days cast had a ball team?

Don Most: It did take me back so that I wanted to play again.

Party Favors: Did anyone on the team play nasty? Did Tom Bosley ever signal for chin music?

Don Most: What? The Happy Days gang play nasty? Impossible.
Party Favors: Will we be seeing more of you on the upcoming season of Glee?

Don Most: I think I should be coming back since Emma and Will have a wedding planned. I hope so. I really enjoyed doing the show.

Party Favors: Did you get a chance to see the new release of Crazy Mama? (The Jonathan Demme directed film starred Most.) Is it inspirational to see that Cloris Leachman is still busy? Or intimidating that you have to match her stamina?

Don Most: I haven’t seen the new release. I guess I better go out and get it. And it is BOTH inspirational and intimidating to see the kind of stamina that Cloris has. I’m hoping I can come close to that.

Party Favors: Finally, speaking of underdogs of sport, what did you do when Lehigh beat Duke in the NCAA tourney? (Most had attended Leigh before heading out to Los Angeles).

Don Most: I called up a bunch of my old fraternity brothers and we all had a good toast or two for old time sake.

The Yankles is out on DVD and Blu-ray from Magnolia Home Entertainment.

MORE HAPPY DAYS AHEAD?

for those keeping track, the Party Favors has now featuring Henry Winkler and Don Most. This means Anson Williams is now on the clock. Why isn’t there a Potsie Weber sings the greatest hits of the 50s and 60s collection?

DRIVE-IN LOVE

Fans of seeing cinema under the stars are in for a treat with the Sixth annual Drive-In Super Monster-rama running Friday Sept. 7 and Saturday Sept 8 in Vandergrift, PA. The Riverside Drive-in is outside Pittsburgh. For $10 a night you will get to experience THEATRE OF BLOOD, HORROR HOUSE, EQUINOX , SON OF BLOB on Friday. Plus Saturday promises TWINS OF EVIL, COUNTESS DRACULA, RAW MEAT and PSYCHOMANIA. What can you do during the day besides nap? Try to find the locations from George Romero films! You can get more info at www.dvddrive-in.

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The John Rhys-Davies Convention for 2013 is getting closer to be a reality. We’re looking for bids from major cities to host the greatest gathering of John Rhys-Davies fanatics ever. Remember that facilities need to be huge enough to handle ninjas from Shogun.

We have run into a roadblock with not quite being able to confirm if John Rhys-Davies can attend his conventions. But fret not, we’ve got a backup plan to hire Jonathan Rhys Meyers from The Tudors. He does a wicked impersonation. And if he can’t make it, we’ve got our feelers out to Mary Louise Parker. Although we’ll do our best to get JRD even if it means offering him breakfast and a hotel room with a working sink. JR-D13 promises to be a Donald Trump level of professionalism. For those of you already planning to attend, the festival will only deal with films and TV shows that featured John Rhys-Davies. That means you can wear costumes for Pysch, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Lord of the Rings, Star Trek, Krod Mandoon, Sliders, Mortal Kombat, Bloodsport, CHiPs, James Bond, I Claudius and many others. Star Wars outfits are forbidden!!! No Darth Vader and his Stormtroopers will be allowed inside the building. That’s right, a convention that will ban your alleged girlfriend from wearing her Slave Leia costume.

CORMAN CORNER

Roger Corman’s Cult Classics: Black Oak Conspiracy is considered one of the classics of Deep Fried Southern Flicks. Jesse Vint is a Hollywood stuntman who returns home to Oklahoma. Why? He’s got to take care of his sick mom. He’s a good son. Trouble comes when he determines his mom should be so sick. He uncovers a conspiracy involving the kindly doctor, the sheriff and others eager to swindle land from the elderly. Vint isn’t going to back down from these devious plans that involve Seymour Cassel (Killing of a Chinese Bookie) and Albert Salmi (Caddyshack). This is a film that demands you to open up the living room windows to get the humid night air making you sweat while watching all the action. Black Oak Conspiracy is only being offered through Shout Select at this moment. The movie is being pressed on a real DVD and not burned on a DVD-R. Visit Shoutfactory.com to order it from their online store.

TODDLER HELP

The Happiest Baby on the Block and The Happiest Toddler on the Block are two releases that should be major helps if you’re the parent of a baby or toddler. Dr. Harvey Karp understand that the one thing any new parent can’t deal with is noise. Happiest Baby covers how to quiet your baby when they’re fresh out. I really regret not seeing this DVD when my toddler was a day old and turning me into Zombie Dad. My baby liked staying up till 5 a.m. and sleeping to the crack of 6 a.m. This is suffering. Dr. Karp’s technique works well with the demo babies. If you are expecting or need a gift for a baby shower – get this gift for the parents. This will be more appreciated than two mega-boxes of diapers. The Happiest Toddler deals with how to calm down your toddler. The little ones are a bundle of nerves and want to things now. They will throw temper tantrums over the slightest of things. Dr. Karp really gets to how to calm down your kid without anyone calling Social Services on your parenting techniques. His “Fast Food” conversation does seem to work with my toddler. It calms her down most of the time. He points out that you should never imagine your two year old is a little person. They’re cave people so stick to the simple and keep you tone obvious.

DVD SHELF

G.I. Joe Renegades: Season 1, Volume 1 reminds us what can happen with a large marketing budget. Cobra is no longer considered an evil organization since they’ve become a major corporation. Cobra Industries has gone legit and become a part of our lives like all the companies discussed on CNBC. G.I. Joe doesn’t buy that Cobra has given up their evil ways to becoming a greedy, profitable corporation who cover up their destruction with non-disclosure agreements. A group of Joes bust into Cobra Pharmaceuticals to get proof of what’s the company’s really doing. They don’t believe the quarterly report. Their spy mission goes wrong and Cobra is depicted in the media as victims of a crime. The episodes sum it up at the start by saying, “Accused of a crime they didn’t commit, a ragtag band of fugitives fights a covert battle to clear their names and expose the insidious enemy that is… Cobra. Some call them outlaws. Some call them heroes. But these determined men and women think themselves only as “Ordinary Joes”. And this is their story.” So it’s kinda like a riff on The A-Team except they aren’t soldiers of fortune helping the innocent. They’re out to expose an evil corporation. Cobra isn’t having to do all the dirty work since the Falcons, a US military outfit are assigned to trackdown the outlaw Joes. The first 13 episodes are included on this set. The show gets the big time seal of approval for letting Clancy Brown (Highlander, Carnivale and Mr. Krabs on SpongeBob SquarePants) voice Destro. Don’t mess with Clancy. This reworking of G.I. Joe works since it’s easy to think that a wicked organization could go legit and continue to destroy the world with products. The good part is their nefarious plots are now business expenses.

Power Rangers Samurai Season 1, Volume 1: The Team Unites & Volume 2: A New Enemy brings back the Power Rangers after taking time off. The Nighloks return to the mortal realm. Only Jayden of the Shiba Clan can fight them off in his Red Samurai outfit. But there’s not enough time in the day for him to fight back. His mentor Ji helps him located new Power Rangers to join his force. This is the focus of Power Rangers Samurai Season 1, Volume 1: The Team Unites. When the five rangers unite, they now form Megazord. There’s a lot of fast sword play when the rangers attack their rubber suited enemies. The big surprise is the return of Bulk! Paul Schrier is back in the role he created in 1993 on the original series. Two decades as Bulk and he’s still huge. He now teams up with Spike, the son of Skull. Now he’s the fatherly mentor who really can’t teach how to be a Samurai to the kid. It’s comedy for the moments when there’s no battles on the screen. Power Rangers Samurai Season 1, Volume 2: A New Enemy brings even more villains to the town. The gang gets poisoned with their only hope being to catch the Swordfish Zord. They must battle Yamiror, Dau and the Moogers. Brides get kidnapped. Both volumes contain 4 episodes. The show looks great with maximum action for young eyeballs. Now I’m getting an Ultraman flashback.

The Sarah Silverman Program: The Complete Series brings back all the magic of the Comedy Central series that made us believe in love. Sarah came close to playing herself as a potty mouth, spoiled brat that’s so self-centered she has her own moons. The series only lasted three seasons of 32 episodes because Comedy Central had to spend more money on Carlos Mencia’s family members. While Sarah is an annoying character, the true stars are Steve Agee and Brian Posehn as a gay couple that live in the same building as Sarah. They represent the first gay couple on TV that weren’t Will and Grace ready. Steve is a schlub and Brian is a metal fiend. They aren’t quite bears, but stoner doughboys who are gay for each other. These two guys are willing to be tortured by a secret government agency to keep their love special. The best part is when they go nuts for Tab soda. They even get their car painted with the tab logo. Things they do for each other. Steve deals with a crisis when Brian swears he’s bisexual. They are the reason why Logo chipped in on the budget for the third season.

That’s not to ignore the work of Sarah Silverman. Her character delves into her stand up persona as the sweet girl with an extreme potty mouth and no mute button. “Humanitarian of the Month” has her take in a homeless Zach Galifianakis (The Hangover). “Not Without My Daughter” nearly reunites her with the girl (Laura Marano) she “aborted.” Clueless Sarah trains the orphan for a kiddy beauty contest a dew years before Toddlers and Tiaras. “Ah, Men” has Sarah dating God. It doesn’t turn out good when God stalks her. For fans of bathroom humor there’s “Doodie” and “Pee.” AS if to predict the series I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant, Sarah thinks she’s merely bloated instead of nine months along. Twilight fans will gasp as a young Kirsten Stewart has a bit part in “I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He’s Not.” “Vow Wow” lets Sarah marry her pet dog. The final episode goes all out on the weirdness when Sarah invites a person who was at Auschwitz to be a special guest at a ceremony. Trouble is the guy wasn’t quite a concentration camp prisoner.
The Sarah Silverman Program should have gone on longer than The World According to Jim. But it had a budget that was a bit more than Workaholics. There’s loads of bonus footage including the original pilot, commentaries and musical numbers. The series ultimately created unlikely gay icons out of Brian and Steve. Nice to have such an outrageous sitcom inside one boxset.

The Tribe Series 1, Part 2 continues the saga of a world without adults. A mutant virus has swept across the globe wiping out the adult population. What’s left is teens, tweens and wee ones barely figuring out what is necessary to keep humanity existing. The surviving kids quickly form cliques to form communities. The nice kids end up as the Mall Rats that live inside a mall. The Locos are insanely decked out in punk gear. New tribes arrive in the second half of the first season. This includes the Tribe Circus who don’t clown around. The first episodes have the Mall Rats way too focused on a wedding. Things naturally get in the way besides the usual teenage drama that normally occurs as hormones overtake reason. A few tribes have become big in the human trafficking business. The kids get to worry about being sold into slavery for a can of baked beans. There seems to be an outbreak of food thievery. This is rather charming when compared to what appears to be an outbreak of the original virus. Has it mutated so it no longer affects adults? Can the kids find a cure with their limited science skills? Luckily there’s a few smart ones in the batch instead of a generation of Sixteen and Pregnant superstars. The show is soap opera addictive with its Degrassi Post-Bioapocalypse story. Oddly enough the show didn’t air on SoapNet, but was Encore WAM. I thought that Encore WAM only gave updates about Andrew Ridgeley’s life after George Michael. The bonus feature is a 25 minute making of special from the show’s original run. If you only get hooked on one tv series about scavenging teens in an adult-less society, let it be The Tribe.

Hey Dude: Season Three contains Nickelodeon’s original horsing around comedy. These are the middle 13 episodes of the show that introduced America to Christine Taylor before she became the new Marcia Brady and married Ben Stiller. Hey Dude focused on a dude ranch run by a former New York City accountant that craved the simple life of a cowboy. Naturally he learns there’s more pressure when your employees are a bunch of nags. This season lets the boss take time off from the ranch only to have his replacement nearly drive it off a cliff. Taylor pretends to be a rich girl in order to impress the posh guests. “The Bad Seed” proves the customer isn’t always right when they’re an utter jerk. The big score of this set is a visit from the legendary Captain Lou Albano! Rock and Wrestling connection rides the range. Captain Lou Albano is best known for playing Cyndi Lauper’s dad in “Girls Just Want to Have Fun.” This is a fun show for kids who grew up watching it in the late ’80s. It’s more fun if you’re devoted to the genius of Captain Lou Albano. How come Cowboy Bob Orton didn’t’ visit the Ranch?

Rocko’s Modern Life: Season Three makes me ask that simple question: This was on Nickelodeon? Rocko should have been an Adult Swim superstar. He’s a constantly flustered Wallaby living in O-Town with his best friends being Heffer, a cow, and Filburt, a turtle. There’s a strange joy as the world conspires against him with weirdness. “Belch of Destiny” presents Heffer as an overgrown Scout whose big talent is burping. “Sugar Frosted Frights” is a Halloween special bound to scare Filburt. “Camera Shy” makes Rocko an accidental adult video superstar when he’s captured on tape sleep walking naked. Can he survive this arthouse hit? “Fortune Cookie” makes Filburt even more unlucky than before. “Speaking Terms” drags Rocko and Filburt onto the set of the Big Nosey show. They need to get back together and nothing helps relationships like a televised talkshow. “Scrubbin’ Down Under” makes Rocko the victim of unwanted publicity after he forgets to floss after eating. This is very educational for kids. The third season of Rocko’s Modern Life was the final one with creator Joe Murray at the helm. He would turn the major duties over to Stephen Hillenburg (eventual creator of SpongeBob Squarepants) for one more season. The voices includes Carlos Alazraqui (Reno 911, Tom Kenny (Mr. Show) and Mr. Lawrence (not from Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence). The penultimate season refines the quirky nature of Rocko that makes is much more than a kiddie show on a kiddie channel. They even have Rocco take over an animated TV show. For those who have been enjoying the first two seasons, this third go around keeps up the freaky fun from 1995. Rocco is essential viewing for anyone the wants something smarter than the Seth MacFarlane formula of animated success.

Phineas and Ferb: The Perry File brings together a few episodes focused on the most heroic platypus in animation history. Phineas and Ferb is a major hit with elementary school boys since it features two brothers who create amazing devices and their pet platypus Perry. What they don’t know about their pal is that he’s Agent P of OWCA (Organization Without a Cool Acronym). While the boys are doing something cool, Perry battles Dr. Doofenshmirtz. This boxset contains six episodes: “No More Bunny Business/Spa Day,” “Split Personality/Brain Drain,” “Ask a Foolish Question/Misperceived Monotreme,” “Candace Disconnected/Magic Carpet Ride,” “Mommy Can You Hear Me? /Road Trip,” “Perry The Actorpus/Bullseye!” and “Escape from Phineas Tower/The Remains of the Platypus.” Always good to end on a Merchant-Ivory joke. The show features the voice of Richard O’Brien as Lawrence, the dad of the boys. That’s right, Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Picture Show is now a Disney superstar. While not featured on these episodes, Tim Curry has also appeared on the show. Soon these kids will feel extra comfortable doing “The Time Warp” again. The boxset is a perfect gift since it features a Perry activity Pack that comes with lots of games and a puzzle. It should keep a six year old busy for the summer trip to the beach. There’s a digital copy of the DVD in case you want to put it on your tablet. The other bonus features include ” Nerves of Teal” with the promise of ” Do you have nerves of teal? When OWCA (Organization Without a Cool Acronym) wants you! See if you have what it takes to become like Agent P in this spy recruiting video.” And a tour of the Platybus!

The Garfield Show: Summertime Adventures brings the long running comic strip cat into the world of CGI. The series was made in France which helps increases Garfield’s ability to express major attitude. “Perfect Pizza” has Garfield upset when a major pizza chain arrive in the town ready to shutdown his favorite small pizzeria. Turns out the new place’s secret is a machine that can turn cardboard, ketchup and glue into a cheese pie. Can he save the stomachs of the city? “Extreme Housebreaking” is another futile attempt to tame Garfield. “Mailman Blues” continues the battle between the cat and the Postal workers of the world. “It’s a Cheese World” is a theme park that can’t let mice inside. “Super Me” is Garfield wanting to become a hero. But isn’t he the villain to Mondays and lasagnas everywhere? If you want to see Garfield kick Odie in a CGI environment, you’ll get plenty of that on this collection.

BLU-RAY HEAVEN

The Sailor Who Fell From Grace with the Sea comes from a time when Kris Kristofferson was hot property. The film adapts Yukio Mishima’s novel by moving it from Japan to England. Sarah Miles is widow raising her son when she means Kris. He’s a sailor who doesn’t mind pulling into Sarah’s port. There’s a lot off carnal fun as the two get involved. What doesn’t go right is the son. He’s fallen in with a gang of nutjob fascists who cut up cats for fun. He’s not happy at the prospects of Kris being his stepdad. He’s a twisted kid who does get into watching the action between mom and her new man. Stories like this never end nicely. The Sailor Who Fell is one of those jaw dropping freaky films from the ’70s. Kris was a good actor. He was one of the better parts of the Blade movies and the reason to break out the DVD of Heaven’s Gate. Sarah Miles looks great in 1080p. It’s easy to understand why Kris wouldn’t notice what a nut her kid was when he’s constantly distracted by Sarah getting him into bed. The film isn’t for the squeamish. There’s a lot of moments that makes Sailor shocking for the 21st Century.

Opinion In A Haystack: SEEKING BRAVE PRESIDENTS FOR THE END OF THE WORLD

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Pixar’s BRAVE – spoiler free review

I think the title is a mistake.

All the advertising, marketing, trailers, ricketa, racketa, even the first third of Pixar’s newest movie seem to be pushing one singular obvious plot that is nowhere to be found in the movie itself. This isn’t really a bad thing, just a confusing one.

The movie is a scottish period piece, a story about a soon-to-be Queen, Merida (voiced by Kelly Macdonald) who wants a life free from the expectations of her future. She has an overbearing mother, the current Queen (Emma Thompson,) and a very supportive father, the current King (Billy Connolly.) Merida is an expert archer, highly adept at life in the wilderness and is pretty much the antithesis to anything prim and proper. Surrounded by a kingdom of ruthless warriors and the “manliest” of manly scottish men, she is expected to be everything she hates on top of being expected to marry a prince she’s never met. You can see where this is going right? I mean the title, the setup, all of it points to the obvious conclusion that she is going to prove that she is something more than just a pretty smile by her extreme bravery, probably by showing up even the best of the best warriors in the kingdom at some yet to be known task. Right?

I mean look at this poster:

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Wrong. I’m glad it’s wrong too. BRAVE is not trying to tell that story no matter how much the marketing and the setup seem to want to. This is a movie about mistakes (much like the title of the movie itself,) responsibility, identity and the relationship of a mother and her daughter. Without SPOILING anythng I’ll just say that the princess tries desperatley to change her destiny and ends up cursing her mother.

I won’t go too in depth with the story, but all of princess Merida’s wilderness and archery skills come into play and her mother sees that she is a much different personality then the one being imposed on her. It’s a very touching story, a very weird tale and even a welcome one, but at the heart of it its not about bravery, sure Merida has to be brave in one scene but it just doesn’t merit the title and the tone of the marketing.

The animation is exceptional, Billy Connolly, Emma Thompson and Kelly Macdonald give great performances. For all of you who were heartbroken at CARS 2 sadly existing, BRAVE will remind you why your standards for Pixar were so high prior to CARS 2. Still, I don’t know if BRAVE is good enough to make up for putting Larry The Cable Guy in theaters TWICE.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter – Review

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I’ve never read the book, so don’t expect any perspective involving that.

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…and you basically just felt the exact tone, joke, and overall absurdly senseless “badassery” of Timur Bekmambetov’s Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. The movie makes little to no sense, doesn’t bother to truly explain the vamps, Lincoln’s powers are ill-defined and the film often defies its own logic and physics.

However, much like the above “internety” photographs of our founding fathers in absurd situations, fighting beasts while forcing them to “deal” with historical documents, this film succeeds on its complete dedication to the joke. It’s the phrase “AMERICA, F!@#$ YEAH!” formed and molded into celluloid. It is both a satire of “American Exceptionalism” and a homage, albeit a silly one, to arguably this nations greatest president.

Benjamin Walker’s performance, regardless how this movie strikes you, is actually quite great. In both body and spirit he embodies a noble, honest figure, which is a pretty impressive feat when you consider he’s surrounded by so much cartoonish action.

Some of the set pieces in this movie, cartoonish or not, pretty much define the term “AWESOME!” for better or worse.

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– Abe Lincoln fighting a vampire in the center of a horse stampede? AWESOME.

– Vampires, fighting for the south, during the battle of Gettysburg? AWESOME.

– Abe Lincoln chopping a tree in half with one blow with the power of TRUTH? AWESOME!!!

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The movie isn’t that coherent and like I said it defy’s its internal logic, and never really explains the “vampire rules” of its universe, but I enjoyed it none the less for the nuggets of ridiculous that flowed throughout.

Oh, and DON’T SEE THE 3D…something was seriously flawed with the 3D print, it looked to be a victim of extreme DIGITAL NOISE REDUCTION, wide shots looked laughably horrible. I hope the 2D doesn’t follow suit.

It looked like the awful 2010 bluray of PREDATOR, but in 3D:

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SEEKING A FRIEND FOR THE END OF THE WORLD spoiler free review

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Earlier this year, when reviewing Cabin In The Woods, I spoke about my desire to reach into Joss Whedon’s nipple abyss, where he keeps his talent, and steal some for myself. This was basically cause I wish I had the idea for Cabin first, well I can say that I’m jealous I didn’t think of Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World first as well.

A light comedy that takes place during the last 3 weeks of the apocalypse , one that doesn’t whimp out in the end, it’s a good idea. Personally, I don’t know if I would consider it a great film, but it’s a very well acted, directed, and funny flick. The comedy isn’t coming from the leads here either, but from the various cameos by T.J Miller, Gillian Jacobs, Rob Corddry, Patton Oswalt, Rob Huebel, Adam Brody and William Peterson of all people. It’s a great cast, and Steve Carrell himself gives a very understated performance that is polar opposite to his Michael Scott.

Please don’t let “THE END OF THE WORLD” part in the title fool you, this isn’t a Michael Bay film, we don’t see much of the chaos and panic and destruction of the world in a storm of mania over it’s end, its only hinted at both visually, audibly, and through suggestion. In fact, that might be my biggest compliment to the film itself, they figured out just the perfect balance to keep the whole affair low budget but without feeling like they were skimping on showing us glimpses of the premise.

Writer/Director Lorene Scafaria doesn’t force armageddon down our throat, the movie knows we get what the apocalypse means, it pushes that aside and tells this small story of one lonely man.

Sadly, I foresee this film disappointing a wide variety of filmgoers expecting either the brash comedy of Carell’s other work, or as I said, a Michael Bay film. If you can except the movie for what it’s trying to be and not what the title would normally make our Hollywood glazed brains envision, it’s worth the price of a ticket.

Ok that’s all for now. I’m Bob Rose and thanks for your eyeball time!

June 21, 2012

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Stevyn Colgan

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a chat with author/artist Stevyn Colgan about the Met, Stableneck, nipples, fetal evolution, molotovs, Blue Peter, Carr tax, and sodden Baloos.

Check out his official site at colganology.blogspot.com.

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June 20, 2012

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Reggie Watts

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a chat with comedian Reggie Watts about Oscar vetting, Bad Robot buffet, Xanawatts, Basement Bailing, Stepford Heights, Facebook stalking, and Artisinal M&Ms.

Be sure to pick up his new CD/DVD, A LIVE AT CENTRAL PARK, and find out when he’ll be in your neck of the woods at reggiewatts.com.

Hope you enjoy…

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June 18, 2012

FREDagator: 2012-06-18

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Today’s tune? Rumer covering Jimmy Webb’s “PF Sloan”…

Here’s Jimmy’s original…

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Opinion In A Haystack: THAT’S MY BOY Review

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That’s My Boy ““ A SPOILER FREE REVIEW!

Why am I always so on the defensive with comedy these days?

Not really sure if this makes me a contrarian or what, but one of the things I miss most about the “˜90s is that it was like a mid-budget comedy-film heaven. A time where studios were investing in sillyness, stupidity and laughs on a consistent basis, and where the cynicism born out of the soon-to-come net-generation was nowhere in sight. Sue me”¦I loved the Hollywood that could release films like Dumb and Dumber, Wayne’s World, Coneheads, Tommy Boy, Happy Gilmore, Dirty Work, Cabin Boy, etc. Comedy is undoubtedly my favorite genre, I was raised on it, and those were the type of films released during my impressionable years. It was practically on tap at the theater, and I make no apologies for loving them. Why did it all stop? Can’t really be sure, but perhaps it was some mixture between the fact that Hollywood no longer can make a mid-range budgeted film anymore AND somewhere along the lines comedy in film became associated with bad cinema.

I blame Tarantino, and I’ve been accused of being a Tarantino fanboy”¦but in my humble opinion, Tarantino is to studio comedy films what Nirvana is to “Fun Music” (see Darren Aronofsky’s The Wrestler for further explanation.) They came on the scene and suddenly everything needs to be gritty, real, and/or serious or “IT SUCKS!” (at least in the mind of the audience.) Which doesn’t even make sense since there’s nothing “real” about Tarantino’s films”¦in a good way, but I digress.

That’s My Boy is a return to form for Sandler, a return to the Sandler of his early comedy albums, his SNL days, the era of Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore. For some this isn’t really a good thing, if you hated Sandler before you aren’t going to magically love him now, ESPECIALLY with him doing a silly accent for 90 minutes, it even took me a few minutes to adjust without cringing. In retrospect though, I like the over the top absurdity of his (Boston?) accent. I’m the guy who loved and still loves Little Nicky after all .

What is the “form” that this is returning to? Basically, R-rated, family-unfriendly humor. It’s Sandler as the goofball dad and Andy Samberg as his estranged son, the straight man who can’t stand the constant free-flowing sex jokes, stupidity and/or slobbery. Sure, it’s an old formula, but a great formula when played right. I submit the following examples:

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The best comment I have for That’s My Boy is that it isn’t our worst fear, it isn’t JACK AND JILL 2: JACK AND JILL AND JED (I’m just guessing.) This is the Sandler that we fell in love with in the 1990s. Now that he’s back on track, and the fact that this film is essentially a non-violent Uncle Donnie movie (his name is even Donnie,) I hope and pray that he will finally make my dreams come true and make Toll Booth Willie: The Movie.

I’m Bob Rose and thanks for your eyeball time!

Win TOTEM STACKABLE AIR-DRYING CUPS from Thinkgeek!

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June 17, 2012

Win SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: SPONGEBOB’S RUNAWAY ROADTRIP on DVD!

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