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  • TV Or Not TV: 8/18 – 8/24

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    Greetings TV viewers! Welcome to another week of TV or Not TV where we will turn our eye to the Eye network and peruse their offerings for the fall season.

    Since I am a TV critic who has no TV critic clout I will be reviewing this season based on their one minute previews that are available over at CBS.com (hey, it’s all I have to work with). My criteria for all shows that you see me discussing will be: concept, cast and preview feedback.

    Gary Unmarried ““ Jay Mohr is playing a newly divorced father who has to contend with kids, an ex-wife and the dating world. I’ve always been a fan of Jay Mohr so the show, which will be appropriately paired with The New Adventures of Old Christine, will at least get a viewing or two out of me. We’ve all seen the concept before so it will really come down to the writers and Mohr to carry the show.

    The preview was a very bland example that was chuckle worthy. It makes me concerned that Mohr may just be phoning this one in so that he gets his check from his development deal.

    The Ex-List ““ A woman is told by a palm reader that she has one year to find her one true love, which was someone that she formerly dated. Sounds like a somewhat interesting concept because you could have a limitless list of people that she dated, and with only 22 episodes a year you could pull of at least four years of episodes before the “˜in-show’ year is up. The concept itself is also limiting for the exact same reasons. The case, for me, is practically unknown so not much to draw me in there.

    The preview was showed us NOTHING about the show itself. The lead character goes back to the palm reader for clarification on the terms of this prediction. It comes and goes like the wind.

    Worst Week ““ Kyle Bornheimer plays Sam Briggs is planning a wedding and has a baby on the way. The problem? His ultra-conservative father-in-law to be (Kurtwood Smith) has no idea of any of this and Sam is a one man disaster every time he visits. It’s Meet the Parents without the lie detector. Can the concept hold up for 22 episodes AND more than one season? I’d doubt it.

    The cast on this show is great. Bornheimer recently had a great string of cell phone commercials making incredibly awkward and funny phone messages to ladies, so this role is clearly written for him. Smith is great in all he does.

    The preview, again, is very weak. I wonder who at CBS planned these out. We see the payoff to a joke (without seeing the joke) of Briggs in a plastic diaper having to borrow cab fare. Poor choice.

    The Mentalist ““ A former psychic medium, who now admits his skills of observation and deduction were his “˜powers’, is now a detective using his skills to solve cases even if the rest of the investigative team doesn’t like him. The concept appears to be Psych but with more drama than laughs. Even with that type of change the concept intrigues me.

    Simon Baker plays the lead and has the looks and charisma to carry the part. He’s surrounded by plenty of FOX television show alumni (Amanda Righetti, Robin Tunney) so cast wise this one is pretty solid.

    The preview is by far one of the only good ones that CBS offers up. We see the strength of the character, the personality of the character, and we get a taste of the conflict within the investigative team. This is one of the few previews that made me really want to see the show.

    Eleventh Hour: Dr. Jacob Hood (Rufus Sewell of The Illusionist) investigates science crises and oddities. His jurisdiction is absolute and he is always called in as the last line of defense in his pursuit of those that would abuse and misuse scientific discoveries or breakthroughs for their own gain. Lost? So am I?

    This show is based on a British mini-series written by Stephen Gallagher and has been imported by uber-producer Jerry Bruckheimer. Sewell has a very creepy vibe that really throws me off, so not sure about the casting.

    The preview was absolutely dreadful. We see Hood brought in on what is clearly someone trying to perform cloning, but it gives us very little and gives me no desire at all to watch.

    So, what have we learned from all this? I think that the first thing is you can’t provide a 60 second preview of a show and hope that it gives enough interest or buzz. If you are going to try to provide a 60 second preview make sure it actually has some substance instead of what comes off more as just a completely random offering.

    Now that we talked about what is to come, let’s talk more about what is to come.

    MONDAY

    FOX ““ 9:00 PM: We get a look at the hell that is the future in tonight’s re-air of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

    ABC ““ 8:00 PM: This isn’t a recommendation at all. It’s a warning. Avoid, at all costs, the Nicole Kidman/Will Ferrell movie Bewitched.

    MTV ““ 10:00 PM: Drama-philes will be happy to know that The Hills‘ season premiere is tonight.

    TUESDAY

    FX ““ 8:00 PM: Enjoy The Hot Chick tonight as it is one of the few Rob Schneider films that actually entertains.

    AMC ““ 8:00 PM: Robin Williams plays the straight man (har har) in his comedic coupling with Nathan Lane in The Birdcage.

    WEDNESDAY

    FOOD ““ 10:00 PM: New host Michael Symon has his first Dinner: Impossible task on Alcatraz. I guess for once prison food won’t be so bad.

    THURSDAY

    CBS ““ 8:00 PM: My dream of a Big Brother 10 without the gravel voiced ex-Marine may come true tonight. Oh but to dream!

    VH1 ““ 11:00 PM: Margaret Cho is back with her own reality show called The Cho Show. She calls it a reality sitcom, I just call it late night fun. If you like Kathy Griffin‘s Bravo show than this one is probably for you.

    FRIDAY

    FOX ““ 8:00 PM: Two hours of Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? If you watch both hours, you’re probably not.

    ABC ““ 8:00 PM: The powerful (and unlikely) coupling of Jamie Foxx and Tom Cruise along with a very powerful story makes for great entertainment in Collateral.

    CMT ““ 8:00 PM: Last week I totally missed the premiere of the second season of Gone Country. This reality show takes people from all facets of entertainment and gives them the chance to compete for the opportunity to release a country single. This season has Jermaine Jackson, Irene Cara, Sean Young, Sebastian Bach and former American Idol contestant Mikalah Gordon (to name a few). Even if you don’t care for the music it’s good entertainment.

    SATURDAY

    MTV ““ 1:00 PM: You’ll still have to wait until the 25th to see the show itself, but MTV is giving us the Exiled Launch Special along with a My Super Sweet 16 marathon. Oh, don’t know about Exiled? Imagine sending 8 of the most pampered of the Super Sweet 16-ers to locations all over the world to live with host families in placed like the Amazon, the Arctic Circle and the Andes Mountains? Best of all? Their parents signed them up for this. Oh yeah, there is karma after all.

    HBO ““ 8:00 PM: I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry has enough bad stereo type jokes in it to now pronounce you slightly entertained. It’s better than nothing I suppose.

    SUNDAY

    NBC ““ 7:00 PM: Faster than you can say “˜Chinese gymnast scandal’ the Summer Olympics Closing Ceremony is already here. I’ll give a shiny fifty cent piece to the person spotting the lip synching singer this go around.

    CARTOON NETWORK ““ 11:00 PM: The powerful third season of The Venture Brothers comes to a close tonight. If you are reading this and you haven’t seen the first part than get thyself to Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim and catch the two minute opening that wasn’t even on the original broadcast (while taking in the rest of the episode as well).

    Will Wilkins looks like the Mayor of Candy Land in his “˜speed suit.’

  • Trailer Park: Kyle Howard

    By Christopher Stipp

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    What’s in a place?

    Many times it’s just a perfunctory element tossed in just for s and giggles but in MY BOYS, the television series on TBS, being a part of Chicago’s environment seems integral to making the story of a female sports columnist and the men in her life who define her life as a working woman. While I wouldn’t suppose that Chicago is one of the only defining elements of this series MY BOYS is a step above many of the weaker sitcoms in that the cast is exceptionally adept at, ironically enough, not being sitcom punchlines. There are real elements such as the lead, PJ (Jordana Spiro). She’s not window dressing, she’s not just a pretty face in a crowd of other actresses but rather, if I could make a comparison, she’s like Maura Tierney’s character in NEWSRADIO. PJ’s smart and has enough wherewithal that you would hope many other women would posses.

    And then there’s Kyle Howard. The guy does not know the meaning of the words “sit on your hands.” As an actor in the Hollywood system for more than a decade, and only being 30, the man has made the transition from young actor to mature actor without the series of burnouts, bouts in rehab or paparazzi run-ins that seems to define what it means to be young in a town that wants to chew ’em up and spit ’em out. He’s incredibly grounded in his approach to his job as an actor and, as you read what he has to say about working as one, he’s got an outlook that, frankly, I don’t know if I would be able to posses; I would be given to feelings of constant paranoia and despair, moving from acting job to the next, but that’s why I keep my paranoia and despair locked in me as a writer.

    Apart from also being funny, he’s got a great technical eye for what has made this series a winner for TBS and why he feels so safe in the hands of Betsy Thomas. He also deserves credit for being a Cubs fan, that instantly gets him a free pass for anything he does ever again from me, but deserves the most credit for being honest about the series and where he sees himself going.

    MY BOYS airs on TBS, Thursdays, 9:30/8:30 Central

    CHRISTOPHER STIPP: One of the first things I wanted to start off with is this ““ I didn’t realize until I looked into it is that this is actually TBS’s really first foray into original programming.

    KYLE HOWARD: Yes, it was. The year that we did our pilot it was us and Ten Items or Less which is their sort of improv sketch show that they have. But the two of those were, as far as I know, their first run at that and are both still going at this point. That’s pretty exciting.

    CS: But it must have been interesting from a taking-a-job sort of standpoint that here comes this opportunity where the water has been untested for TBS ““ But from a practical standpoint do you share studio space with anybody or did they build a whole new studio just to accommodate what your production?

    HOWARD: No. We just, Sony, the studio behind the show, rents space from Paramount mainly because they have a back lot there that we try to sell the whole Chicago thing so it wasn’t anything to build a studio for us or anything like that. But it was sort of new territory for them.

    CS: And for the show itself, it’s ostensibly set in Chicago and do you do exteriors here in Chicago?

    HOWARD: Yes, we have in the past. We didn’t this season actually but the previous two episodes we came out there and did our finale of our first run ““ the Wrigley Field episode that was just so fun. We spent the whole day there and running around the field and playing catch in the outfield and it was amazing.

    CS: Really?

    HOWARD: Then we came in there again at the end of our second chunk of episodes and we did pieces from maybe three or four different episodes ““ we shot at the Sears Tower and the Art Institute, Oak Street Beach and just sort of sprinkled in there throughout and it really helps to just authenticate things a little bit. The majority of stuff is at her [PJ’s] apartment or at the bar or at our regular weekly sets but just to have that stuff in there here and there really legitimizes that whole Chicago thing that we are tying to sell and I think people in Chicago appreciate that too. They appreciate all the references that we make to restaurants and cross streets and whatever. I think they appreciates seeing the city from time to time too.

    CS: Was it the writers ““ or the guys who came up with it or women who came up with it, was it their idea or were they from Chicago or any reason why, ultimately, they wanted to focus on Chicago?

    HOWARD: Yes, Betsy Thomas who created it, went to school there. She went to Northwestern and a bunch of the other writers on our staff went there as well. It’s really cool ““ our whole writing staff ““ a whole bunch of them are Betsy’s old friends from back in the day ““ part of this sort of group we are portraying ““ in fact the Brendan character in the show is directly based on one of our writers Brendan Smith who has been a friend of Betsy’s forever. I think they even shared an apartment for a short time. PJ’s character is based on Betsy’s life so all of that stuff is really cool too. Just knowing that a lot of the stuff we do is coming out of real experiences they’ve had or that they had way back in the day or whatever so we end us just sitting around and hearing a lot of those stories which is kind of cool but Betsy’s ““ the short answer is yes, she’s from Detroit but then went to college to Chicago for school and met a bunch of those guys there and that’s where that came from.

    CS: And for you being on the series represents steady work. Is this the longest string, so far, of one constant job? Looking over your resume I see a lot of one episode performances”¦

    [Laughs]

    HOWARD: Yes, I think I just passed my record of how many episodes I’ve done on one show ““ in fact there was a kind of funny story ““ when we did this pilot I met everybody, met Jordana and I apologized to all of them in advance and just explained to them that I’ve done a lot of pilots and a lot of them have been picked up but not very many of them have run very long and I just said I think I’m kinda cursed and if this goes down I take full responsibility and they are all like “No, no, don’t worry about it…We’re going to break the streak” and so far we have. It’s not like we’ve been on the air for years and years but we’ve been doing it since we’ve done the pilot which has been two years now and I think we’ve done 30 ““ 31 episodes or something like that. So, that’s great for me given my track record. I’m definitely doing alright.

    CS: Seriously, for just your mental health that must be nice.

    HOWARD: Yes, totally. That’s every actors thing is a little bit of stability goes a long way and the fact is we never really have it ““ just like right now we finished work last week and the show is on now all summer but we don’t know if we’re picked up again and won’t know until September so once again we’re sitting around sort of wondering if we have a job or not. It’s just sort of one of those things you have to accept and I’ve been doing this since I was a kid and I’m pretty used to the routine of it all so I try not to get too worked up over it. If I had my choice of course I really like this particular job and really like the people and I would be happy to keep doing it for a while.

    CS: Fourteen years by my adding you’ve been doing this ““ and I have to wonder as a working actor, people obviously probably would see you on screen and think that he’s making millions because I see him on television ““ what’s it like for you, knowing what I do about professional working actors who need jobs just to pay for the rent? I would imagine you have some kind of perspective based on the 14 years you’ve spent in this business.

    HOWARD: Well, it’s weird, when I started out, I wasn’t a little kid, I was 16 years old, but I still lived at home and stuff was taken care of. My parents prepared me and I had a place to stay and I had food on the table. When I started doing it, it was just more or less a hobby for me. Know what I mean?

    CS: Right.

    HOWARD: And then, at a certain point without me even realizing it because I just kept doing it steadily until I was an adult at a certain point I realized it had become my career and become my livelihood and I think that’s a nice way to transition into it because I never felt a lot of pressure to survive and to work and to get a job. Every actor has a little bit of that thing like “Oh wow, it would be nice to get this job” or that job or be nice to get some work by the end of the year or whatever it is but I guess I’ve just always sort of trained myself to have a more relaxed sort of feel about it, and like I said, transitioning into it from being a kid it was just already what I did ““ that made it easier.

    I kind of believe that the more stress or desperation that you put on something the sort of opposite effect it can have so I just do my best to kind of think, it’s been fine up until now and it will continue to be fine. If this keeps going, great, and if it doesn’t then I have to find the next thing.

    CS: That seems so realistic in a town that is filled with desperation ““ people scrambling to find the next thing to do. A project like this ““ it’s a great show ““ it must be nice to throttle that back a little and say “You know what, it’s been a good two years…” and being ravenous about it.

    HOWARD: Absolutely. It’s been a treat for me to not have to do the whole pilot season thing the last two years. That’s always just sort of a game in and of itself. It’s nice to just see my friends, reading pilots and going to pilots ““ even if we’re not working on the show at the time I just know it’s coming back and it’s nice to sit back and skip that for a couple years.

    CS: And on the subject of MY BOYS ““ it centers around PJ and it’s been described as SEX IN THE CITY with dudes ““ what initially attracted you to the series?

    HOWARD: The thing that initially attracted me was Betsy because I had done a show with her a few years prior to this. Another comedy she created for the WB, RUN OF THE HOUSE, and it was also sort of loosely based on her family life and I had a blast doing that and I thought then that she was a great writer and a great boss. She’s such a nice personality to have around at work everyday. She always has a real clear idea of what she wants and she’s just goes about everything in such a nice and friendly and productive sort of way and that trickles down throughout the rest of the crew that works on the show and on the cast.

    So anyway, I had a great experience with her on that and then I heard that she had a new pilot but I hadn’t read it yet. My manager sent it to me. They were going to bring me in for this Bobby role and I read it and I thought it was great ““ it was funny, it was real but wasn’t totally convinced that I was the Bobby character because I read him as the sort of leading man ““ love interest type of hunky guy that you read in almost every pilot that you read and I’m just wasn’t convinced that I was that guy. I’m usually ““ I tend to like more character-y kind of guy ““ the kooky best friend or quirky love interest ““ you know what I mean? And I had this conversation with Betsy and she said “Yeah, I had the same thought but we’re not making a soap opera here ““ we’re not making one of those shows with beautiful people playing those formulatic roles ““ we’re going to do something real here and something relatable and something sweet” so I came in and ended up reading with Jordan and we had great chemistry together and met with the studio and the network and ended up getting it and at the end of the day I was thrilled. I was convinced that I was right for it and could do it. Then I was very excited about it.

    CS: One of the things about the program, the way I see it is that it’s different. First of all it’s a very fresh way to approach something like this where you see a lot of ““ for better or worse ““ on primetime network shows, sitcoms that are just that – pretty people. THE HILLS, LAGUNA BEACH, if you are not a 10 they are not interested. It’s interesting to hear that the writing here was all about creating something that was not necessarily about models and more about characters themselves so what’s it been like over the two years to see where you signed on the dotted line saying “Yes, I’m going to start doing this” and then to see how your character has progressed over the two years?

    HOWARD: I really can’t complain about any of that. Like I said, in the past my sort of normal thing is a little more character-y…a little more goofy than Bobby is on this show and every once in a while I feel like I’m sort of the straight guy of the group because a bunch of the other guys on the show are very broad and very big and hilarious and I crack up at work all day watching them and I crack up seeing them on the show and occasionally I’m like, “Give me more jokes ““ I want the jokes.” But really, I can’t complain. I’ve had a lot of fun with the character. I’ve had so much fun getting to know everybody else. It kind of like the luck of the draw situations when you go to cast a show. None of us ever met one another except I met Jordana when we read together at one of our auditions but other than that I hadn’t met anyone until our first table read. So, who’s to say that these people you are throwing in a room together are going to click and have chemistry on screen ““ which we all do ““ and on top of that, who’s to say that we’re going to click as people and become friends and generally like to be around each other ““ which we do. So with all of that, I feel super lucky.

    CS: In your years of doing pilots and being on television and being part of a series, do you ever find that the network tries to get too involved with the way ““ like you said, everyone has this natural chemistry with one another ““ has there ever been a time when there were too many fingers in the pot trying to force things just simply for ratings or what might look good on television?

    HOWARD: Sure. I think that’s a danger on almost every television show out there. There are so many people involved ““ so many writers, so many producers, and so many people at the network who essentially have the final say on everything. That was one of the things that I had talked to Betsy about before we did the pilot because I have never done the cable thing before and I expressed a sort of concern to her “What’s with TBS? They’ve never done original programming before. What do I expect from that? What am I getting into?” ““ that whole thing. And she said “Kyle, look, I have the same questions” because she hadn’t done a cable show before either and she said, “All I can tell you is up to this point it’s been such a treat dealing with them as a network for that very reason.” From the beginning I think I felt so much less pressure from them and so much less of them trying to sort of distort this show she had brought them and she felt they were really giving her a chance to make the show that she wrote. That said, there is always notes from the network and there is always going to be and there’s always several people with several different opinions and that’s just sort of the politics with any show.

    But I do think we are lucky at TBS to have a way-scaled down version of that ““ if you would compare it to situations at some of the bigger networks.

    CS: Looking at it now, you’ve said the difference between basic cable and network and looking at your resume over the 14 years, is it really a big difference when you walk into work in the morning? Does it feel any different than network vs. cable? TBS vs. NBC or ABC, or anything like that?

    HOWARD: To me it really doesn’t. As actors we don’t really deal with the network very much. There are always a couple people from the network at our table reads and we see them at parties and press things but for the most part, it’s really the writers that deal with that and have that sort of constant influence so, no, it’s not something I’m normally aware of that presence there as an actor just because we are not directly influenced by them as the producers and writers.

    CS: If I had just one more question to ask it would be, I’m awfully impressed looking over and seeing how much work you have done in the past ““ it’s more than a lot of people could say for themselves when you see many other actors trying to make a go for it as a living. Where do you see where you’ve been the last 14 and where do you hope things go in the next few for your career?

    HOWARD: I feel super lucky to have stayed this busy as I’ve had and, yes, my first goal would be to continue that. I just like to work and obviously on things that I’m proud of and that I like the people on and whatever and I’ve also been very lucky with that and have had very few bad experiences. I just like to be busy and I like to act so my main goal is to just to continue with that. For the last couple years I’ve started writing some and I’ve started directing a little bit and both of those things are things that I sort of want to explore more and pursue more in the future but I don’t have a real pressure on either of those things. As boring as it sounds, I just want to stay steady and keep going as it’s been.

    CS: One more side note: I know what the answer will be but I’m going to ask it anyway ““ I saw that you are not a huge sports fan but being from Chicago and seeing how this interview is taking place in Chicago right now, is it true that you are a Cubs fan because everyone knows, White Sox fans are dirty and smelly and not very well educated.

    [Laughs]

    HOWARD: I’m totally a Cubs fan. I grew up in a family full of Cubs fans. My mom is from Chicago. My dad went to school in Chicago. Ever since I was a little kid, me and my sister were both diehard Cubs fans. I think she still has the card to the club and everything. We still go back there occasionally, me my mom and my sister went back last fall and went to a game and I’m not your typical sports guy and watch football and that type of stuff but I do love the Cubs ““ that’s been really fun for me and my family to have that tie in with the show ““ they love all the references. It also would be really cool if the Cubs did something amazing this year and we got to write that into the show as well. I think that would be really exciting.

  • Trailer Park: Ross Partridge

    By Christopher Stipp

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    I love KUFFS.

    No, it’s not an ironic statement done out of some hipster love of Leon Rippy, although that’s a good enough reason, nor does it have anything to do with Christian Slater but taken as a whole KUFFS was a movie that was pretty good, pretty funny and had enough self-awareness that it was a film I still enjoy whenever it’s on.

    And that brings us to Ross Partridge.

    Seeing that he had a part in KUFFS was a good enough reason to give a shout-out to the guy (I would just as soon knight anyone involved in that production as worthy of my praise) and the fact he mentioned he hadn’t heard anyone bring that movie up in an interview as we talked about what we were really there to chat about, BAGHEAD, filled me with a little glee.

    It’s not so much that Ross has obviously achieved the kind of success most actors never will, he’s been in the business for over 15 years, and is in one of the most talked about movies of the summer that doesn’t have anything to do with a gravely spoken hero of the night. BAGHEAD, Jay and Mark Duplass’ feature follow-up to the wonderfully produced THE PUFFY CHAIR, deals in a realm of comedy and horror that seamlessly blends the two in a wicked mix of thrills and laughs. After seeing this film you can’t help but wonder where Ross has been hiding amongst the soft bellied actors who wouldn’t have the wherewithal to deliver as convincing of a performance as Ross does. He understood what the part needed in order to make you think, first of all, this could happen and, secondly, how to bob and weave in between moments that have you laughing at one moment and abject horror the next. There’s a certain subtleness that Ross delivers in a movie where there are only four main people on the screen.

    He took some time to talk about the film…and then about KUFFS.

    BAGHEAD is now playing in limited release

    ROSS PARTRIDGE: So, are you ready to do this?

    CHRISTOPER STIPP: Absolutely, are you ready?

    PARTRIDGE: Yeah. I’m actually in a pair of shorts walking in the ocean now so I couldn’t be more ready.

    [Laughs]

    It sounds more glamorous than it is. I’m actually dealing with something in my apartment because my toilet just broke. It’s not that glamorous, I assure you.

    [Laughs]

    CS: First question out of the gate, how pleased are you with the reception that BAGHEAD has received in the press?

    PARTRIDGE: Man, I’m completely thrilled. It’s funny because you never really know who is going to enjoy it. We were up in Nantucket Film Festival a couple weeks ago and I swear the median age of the audience was probably 65 and I kept thinking to myself “I don’t know what about the description of this movie would make you want to come out and see this” but I have a feeling it has something to do with where people are at and they just want to have a good time and all the people just seem to love it ““ even at that age. It’s been pretty remarkable how people have taken to it.

    CS: One of the nice things about the film was that the trailer does it so well that what I do on my side, in addition to doing interviews and pieces what have you, I also review movie trailers…

    PARTRIDGE: Are you kidding me?

    CS: I have not seen the movie. I’m in a podunk, backwater called Arizona and I haven’t seen it. It’s on it’s way, probably, by burro.

    [Laughs]

    CS: Seriously, we get things weeks after ““ first, it’s New York, LA and then at the bottom of that list, I think, is Arizona.

    PARTRIDGE: Doing interviews with people sometimes people haven’t seen it – I did a Q&A with Leonard Maltin up in Nantucket ““ he hadn’t seen the movie either and it was just kind of funny to do a Q&A with him.

    CS: And you’re like, “Has anybody seen the film??”

    [Laughs]

    PARTRIDGE: Exactly.

    CS: But the trailer sets it up so well that I jumped at this opportunity because not only have I been reading the press on it but the film itself seems like it does a lot with very little and that’s exactly what I want to have you talk about. When you read the script for this ““ you essentially have only four players in this production ““ how did you take it when you read the script ““ what were your thoughts about it?

    PARTRIDGE: When I first read the script I was probably 20 pages in and I was like, “Are you kidding? There’s no way they are going to sucker me into this.” Meaning, how can we pull the wool over the audience’s eyes at something so obvious as some guy running around with a bag over his eyes and make it work. And then by page 40 I was like, “Fuck, they got me. I’m completely in.” It’s so obvious that it becomes not obvious and it becomes something that you think would become something else. That was my initial reaction but then it got me.

    CS: What about the film? How does it marry together a horror film and something that seems like the human drama of four people ““ it’s about relationships from what I can glean ““ the relationship of these four people together ““ how does it mix the two so well? Usually with horror you have some really one dimensional stupid teenage pot smoking kids and…

    PARTRIDGE: I think just as far as the construct of the movie itself goes I give most of the credit to Mark and Jay and it’s their type of film making. Their other film, THE PUFFY CHAIR, was a road movie but it was a relationship movie and it’s basically they set up a structure, a combination of things but really it’s a character driven drama with a mix of subtleties, with real conflict and the contradiction of characters no matter what the situation is.

    That’s what becomes really interesting.

    It is a hard thing to accomplish doing a horror movie that is really a comedy mostly all the way through and becomes almost a humanistic kind of drama at the end. It keeps people guessing ““ you are laughing all the way through and then all of a sudden it takes this turn and your start to scream because you’re scared and then you are laughing because you are screaming and you don’t really know what to do with yourself. It’s very interactive.

    CS: How did you take a look at that when you read the script? You are thinking to yourself that there is no way people are going to buy into this and then you see”¦

    PARTRIDGE: It wasn’t that I didn’t think people would buy into it ““ I thought that if they did it is going to be really a remarkable thing. It’s just a hard thing to conquer. And, as I read it I too was skeptical but then found myself completely immersed and completely had by it and thought if I’m reading it and it’s working then we can make it happen.

    CS: What was important for you when you read the script and you had your own interpretation of what this character would be like? The brothers themselves, did they offer any sort of insight how they wanted you to play it?

    PARTRIDGE: Absolutely. I came in, as all actors do, you prepare certain things and you kind of build a character. And, my character is an actor and there are certain strong elements of myself that I bring to the film for my character ““ I bring in more character type of idea and Jay and Mark were very quick to strip that down and make them as real and honest as possible. So I think it was Mark and Jay’s keen understanding of ““ trying to create characters ““ them as writers they create and directors with an audience in mind, characters that they feel that they know or feel they would like at the end of the day. Most all their characters are people that you really like. For an audience, it makes it more palatable to go along on a ride like this.

    CS: The odd thing is that I’ve seen THE PUFFY CHAIR which is a brilliant little film and to see them take one strong leap into another direction and mix drama, comedy and horror together ““ were the brothers at all wondering how they were going to make this a scary funny film when they got down to actually making it?

    PARTRIDGE: There are always those moments where I think Jay and Mark are incredible ambitious and incredibly talented. When you watch PUFFY CHAIR ““ this is those guys and this is what they do. They put you in a situation and it’s the complexity that gives it almost a documentary feel.

    CS: And a bit about the earlier notion, the idea of improvisation, especially on a movie where the name of the game is horror…do you think as the brothers were doing it was there anything that they said to the effect of “You don’t look scared enough!” or “You’re acting like you’re not really scared…” ““ Was it sort of”¦.

    PARTRIDGE: Certainly. They are extremely generous filmmakers. They actually dive into the instincts of the actors as much as the actors themselves. They are just very generous and are keen on people’s instincts so. The line in the sand is what becomes too intense and falls short of keeping the humor alive and I think for the most part we were always opting to keep the audience in the palms of our hands with as much humor as possible and try even in the most precarious situations, albeit a man stalking you in the woods there is conflict of character and the characters’ intentions that end up being funny because there is such a situation that no one has ever experienced so everyone is experiencing it for the first time.

    CS: And then having to marry that with the actual human drama and your character and everyone you are trying to relate to, was it odd for you to try and balance three different ““ the scary, the funny and the dramatic?

    PARTRIDGE: No. There’s nothing I could say that was difficult about making this movie. The balancing of our intention ““ like I said we work in a way there were times when I was doing a scene and it was going in the wrong direction ““ my character breaks down in the beginning and I’ve done this shit, and I’m not doing anything with my life and I’m fooling myself to think that I’ll ever make it or be anything in the movie and it became very mellow dramatic and just wasn’t working. And, I came back and Mark and Jay they tend to take little walks on the set ““ that’s the luxury of producing the movie yourself to take the time in between to figure out what’s working and what’s not working and they came back to me and said, “OK, the same scene but you are not thinking about your own life, you are thinking about buying a hybrid car.”

    [Laughs]

    So they are always creating new ways to get the same results but playing with our intentions. Not rehearsed. We never rehearsed anything.

    CS: Was there any sort of fear that the ““ and I won’t draw the comparison – but I’ll just sort of illustrate it as I try to ask the question is that you know M. Night Shyamalan’s big reveal at the end that the guy was dead all along. Did you ever, or the filmmakers, think along the way that “Maybe we are trying to become too gimmicky” or that “This is looking like one of these things where the last part is that ‘He woke up’”. Do you know what I mean?

    PARTRIDGE: Oh absolutely. Look, all along we were concerned with the reveal at the end if people were going to feel ““ the big concern was that we know that people know we have this big reveal at the end but just as long as we are responsible about making the journey up to that point making it worthwhile for the audience, then we feel that we will be OK. I think that was always in the back of our minds. We are kind of playing with the audience, having fun with the audience but as long as they are having a good time too I think they’ll forgive us. And that’s working out very well, doing it that way. Since you haven’t seen it yet, I won’t spoil the ending.

    CS: I appreciate that.

    PARTRIDGE: People are like, “What the f”¦” and then it’s not about the ending really, it’s about the characters and how they relate to one another ““ that’s the most important thing. The presence of the Baghead is the backdrop of the relationships and dynamics of the characters and how that’s been resolved ““ the audience was rooting for that even more interested in that under the umbrella of this guy chasing around the woods with a bag over his head.

    [Laughs]

    CS: How is it for you anyway on a project like this? I think if the budget were more I don’t think a movie like this could be made because it seems that this is a film that rewards attentive viewing. If someone took this script and gave it to a Sony or Warner Bros. they might be a little gun shy because they are trying to mix genres and they like products that are easy to sell and easy to market ““ this bridges a lot different genres as it were.

    PARTRIDGE: Yes, I understand. It’s kind of one of those things where everyone wants it cut and dried and fitting into a certain mold and then someone comes along and does something that doesn’t fit into that mold and no one pays any attention to it and then that becomes the mold. This is certainly not an easy movie to market. I understand people’s concerns and reservations in this business about how to market this movie, but in the end I think it’s a movie that is so unique, it’s worth taking the adventure of figuring out how to market it because that in itself becomes part of the uniqueness of the profits of what this movie could be. You come back to the old adage that sometimes studios don’t give the audience enough credit.

    CS: What are your thoughts as a working actor as a viable way for you to make a living? In trying to do a little research before I talked to you I was surprised when it looks like you started off in a movie which is one of my favorites of all time: KUFFS.

    PARTRIDGE: Get out of here!

    CS: I love that movie and I’m damn well embarrassed almost to admit it.

    PARTRIDGE: Oh my god. That’s hysterical. I never thought anyone would ever talk to me about KUFFS ever.

    CS: I love it. It is ““ and I won’t even call it a guilty pleasure ““ I just enjoy ““ like you said you sell the audience short ““ for what it was you’ve got Leon Rippy, you’ve got Christian Slater…

    PARTRIDGE: You got Bruce Boxleitner.

    CS: Yes…

    PARTRIDGE: You got Ashley Judd ““ it was her first job too by the way.

    CS: Oh really? I didn’t know that.

    PARTRIDGE: Yeah, she played a pregnant woman somewhere. I remember them auditioning her and her walking into the room at the time I was probably 25 and thought, “This girl is spectacular.”

    CS: Really.

    PARTRIDGE: And then she went on and became huge.

    CS: Exactly. And I enjoy that film immensely. And it looks like you did some stuff until ’93 and then there’s a 3 year gap. Little things here and there ““ what have you been doing to fill the time?

    PARTRIDGE: It’s been hit and miss for me. It hasn’t been an easy ““ I’m still struggling right now. But I took some time off from acting and did a little traveling. I wrote a screenplay that I was working on for a couple years. I ended up writing and directing a feature film back in 2000 for the Toronto Film Festival called INTERSTATE 94 staring Kevin Dillon and then I started a film website with a friend of mine with Kevin Spacey’s production company. Then I was working with those guys and produced a couple documentaries and I was working the producer end of the business so I kind of jumped in and out of the business and that’s kind of how I met Mark and Jay. I was at the Nantucket Film Festival producing a screen play for one of the screen plays that was on our website and met them when they were doing THE PUFFY CHAIR and then got completely blown away by what they were doing and how resourceful they are and we became friends and one thing led to another and we started to collaborate on ideas and they had this script and they said, “You know what, we want you to do this.” So, we ended up doing it. I’ve been kind of in and out and in all different aspects ““ just chugging away at it.

    It’s a tough business, man.

    CS: Absolutely. It’s a testament to honest to God dedication in sticking with it.

    PARTRIDGE: I think when you start out in this business you have an idea of how you would like your career to go and you try to find yourself doing”“ I do a lot of theater – I have a theater company here in New York and we produced a couple shows in the last couple years so I always try to get back and do more theater but obviously that doesn’t pay anything so you try to do a movie and put money on the boards. But it’s definitely a long road and you can’t quit when you have something you want to say and roles that you haven’t really been able to accomplish. At this point, BAGHEAD has been the reward of many years ““ Mark and Jay are two of the most talented people I’ve ever met in this business. I just got back ““ I co-produced a project called The DO-DECA-PENTATHLON which they are editing right now and hope to get to Sundance next year.

    CS: And good luck with that. I like talking to people who actually have to make a living doing this and not just reaping the reward of a fanciful career. You are absolutely an inspiration.

    PARTRIDGE: Thank you, man. And if you met Jay and Mark ““ these guys are the realist guys you’ll ever come across. Their talented and so unaffected and just love what they do. They love movies and at the end of the day to be around guys who love it and hope to do it they way we want to do it ““ they love making movies their way.

  • Comics & Comics: Open Wallet, Insert Hand

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    Howdy Inter-Webbers. I’m Matt Cohen, and I dig consistency (hah!).

    With that in mind, “Comics & Comics” has taken a bit of an “op-ed” feel to it this summer, and though I have been enjoying writing those pieces (as I hope you enjoy reading then), I dont want to neglect what is one of the focuses of this column – To tell you which comics to spend your hard-earned (or ill-gotten… I don’t know how you roll) funny-bucks on.

    And hence, the weekly standout guide is back… And what a week to stand out in! So strap on your reading moccasins and don your funny book fez’s (cause I know that’s how the kids read comics these days) and prepare for the week that is/was and forever will be (Spooky, I know)…

    Hit it.

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    MARVEL

    Punisher Max #50: Goodbye Garth… It was an amazing run while is lasted. With this week’s release of Punisher Max # 50, we also mark the exit of the series writer (and one of the better comic book writers of the last few decades), Garth Ennis. How can one issue sum up years of fantastic writing and the best characterization of Frank Castle ever, in my opinion? With the same style, biting wit, and mind-numbingly awesome action as the rest of his seminal work. Anyone who has read Preacher knows Garth can bring the gloom and doom, but what I really think will be the lasting testament of his run on Punisher is Garth’s ability to ground and humanize Frank, who is basically a single-minded killing machine. We know Frank. We understand him. We don’t necessarily sympathize or root for him, but he is a real person – something which strikes pretty different when compared to the classic Punisher War Journal books and the concept of Frank as death incarnate. This issue goes further into Frank’s history than we’ve been in a while, and is a fitting and appropriate finish to one of the better runs in comic book history. I may be dropping this book next month, but I will always remember the good times. (Tear, tear)

    Astonishing X-Men V.3 #26: With the exit of Joss Whedon as writer, many fans wondered if their favorite X-series would drop off quality wise, with the change to new helmer Warren Ellis. After reading the first issue in the arc, I can say that though it isn’t quite the book it was when Whedon was writing, Astonishing X-Men is still a great read, and probably the best X-book around today. This arc finds the team knee deep in a new conflict, as Xavier’s kids are facing off against an unknown foe, someone who is genetically engineering mutant/mutant hunters. Scott and team head out to Chaparanga, the spaceship graveyard, to see if they can’t locate the source of all their current problems. What they find there will take the combined forces of all the X-Men (including re-recruit and current queen of Wakanda, Storm) to defeat. Nothing groundbreaking, but a solid enough introduction to Ellis’s arc, and one that doesn’t make the reader suffer from Whedon-less drop off (too badly). Not quite the magic Whedon was weaving but still a very readable, entertaining book and one that will continue to stand out as the best X-Comic currently offered.

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    Final Crisis Revelations #1: Wow. I have no idea where this mini came from, or why we even need to it, but #1 is one of the more dark, adult, and frankly shocking comics I have read from any of the mainstream companies in a long time, and one of the better ones. Starting with an attempted rape by everyone’s least favorite villain, Dr. Light, Crisis Revelations takes the DC event to the more primal of levels. How does the embodiment of death deal with the Libra, the new baddie on the team? Crispus Allen, the current human shell for the Spectre, is faced with that very question. With a supporting B-line starring the new Question, Renee Montoya, and with some truly disturbing imagery and content, this is now the mini I most look forward to continuing. I’m not sure if this lies in current continuity or not, but if it does then all I can say is Dr. Light has definitely met a deserving reward for his actions as of late. This is as hardcore as a main label DC book will get, and I for one am definitely along for the ride. (One nitpick/spoiler alert…. avert your eyes. Ahem, NO WAY Dr. Light ever gets Starfire, Raven, AND Donna Troy incapacitated and trembling in fear. Just won’t happen. But a great plot device none the less.)

    Batman #679: Part four of RIP is a bit confusing, but still a very fun and pretty insane book. I’m gonna be honest and admit it’s a bit tough to follow, but I find myself enjoying the individual moments more then the whole, which in this case isn’t necessarily a bad thing. With stunning artwork from Tony Daniel, Morrison’s Bat run has not hit a lull yet – It continues to be one of the stronger super series Also, how could you not buy a book that features Bat-Mite? It’s Bat-Mite!!! He’s tiny!!! C’mon!!! I am intrigued by the concept of a Batman with no trace of Bruce Wayne, and Morrison delivers a character that is both psychologically menacing and yet manages to keep true to the man in the cowl we all know and love. I don’t know if Bruce Wayne is really losing his mind, but I’ll take it if it means we get more books like this – more crazy, violent, dark as hell Batman books. Really great arc, and the finale promises to not disappoint either. Check-check-check it out.

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    INDIE

    Hellboy: The Crooked Man #2: Or, “Albinos Unleashed”. Mignola and guest artist Richard Corben are back with the second part of the newest Hellboy mini, and things are getting pretty damn crazy. Set in the backwoods of American Appalachia, this series finds big red on the hunt for the mythical Melungeon Witches (For history buffs, Mulungeon is a real sub “race” of Appalachians, with such famous Melungeons as Elvis Presely and Ava Garner) , with some help from a local who may have more involvement in the deaths occuring than first let on. I really like the vibe of this book, and though it’s darker fare, it’s told in a very light hearted way. I enjoy these random Hellboy tales almost as much as I enjoy it when we get a book in continuity, and Richard Corben’s art is a great compliment to the very folk-taley story that he and Migonla have hatched for everybody’s favorite beer drinker from hell. I would definitely recommend this to any fan of Hellboy – though if you are a HB fan, you probably already A) Own the issue and B) Love it.

    Everybody’s Dead # 5: The final issue of Brian Lynch and penciler Dave Crossland’s Frat House Zombie epic has arrived and I can happily say that it kicks all kinds of reanimated ass. This has been one of my favorite minis from any company in a long time, and the finale brings just as many belly laughs and badass zombie busting moments as the four issues that proceeded it. We all know Brian Lynch can bring the funny, but what he also manages to do this time around is create a character that I personally will add to my geek lexicon of heroes; Of course, I refer to Westerberg. Imagine a pot smoking Egon mixed with a cynical college student and you’ve got my favorite character in the series, and one I will definitely miss not reading the ongoing exploits of (IDW… Ongoing?). This series really does feel like a film (and if you know the book’s history you may understand why) and this last issue is that sort of cinematic “grand finale” that we see time and time again in theaters, taking the book out on a rock and roll high and leaving the reader wanting a lot more. And I do want a lot more. If there is any justice in the world, this will not be the last time we get to see the boys of Phi Beta Eta taking names and getting their collective “hang on”. If you missed the first issues, definitely pick up the trade when it is released. One of the more unique and memorable series I have read in a long while. Also – gun bong. Oscar… Worthy (or, at the very least, Eisner).

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    Wasn’t that fun? Well, forget you… I enjoyed myself. Check back next week for a review of the new comedy blockbuster Tropic Thunder starring Derrick Zoolander, Jables, and Tony Stark (odd casting choices). Be forewarned, though… It might get messy. MESSY GOOD! So keep it here, kids, and while you are around, check out the other great Quick Stop brand content that the site has to offer. And, as always,

    “Keep em’ bagged and boarded”

    Matt Cohen is currently watching 12 hours of olympic coverage a day. His response… “I could do that”

  • Trailer Park: FREE Hamlet 2 Screening Tickets!

    HAMLET 2 has enough heart and genuine comedy brimming underneath its sharp witted visage that it’s hard to believe that it’s not one of the most talked about movies of the summer. Sure, some of that is a little hyperbole but, like I mentioned after my Comic-Con viewing of this film, there is a real moment that happens near the end of this movie that wraps up everything so completely well it’s like a left hook you were too preoccupied to notice. What, with the light saber battles, Jesus doing a jive to something out of a deranged version of GREASE and Amy Poehler explaining the nuances of 1st amendment it’s touching enough that any person with a heart should find sweet and heartbreaking. And Elisabeth Shue is downright brilliant casting in a subplot that plays well into the narrative.

    You’ll be seeing some heavy promotion around these parts as the film’s release comes closer (August 22nd) I’ll be running exclusive interviews, both print and video, with star Steve Coogan, director/writer Andrew Flemming and writer Pam Brady.

    This movie deserves to be seen in the theaters and I’ve got fistfuls of tickets to give away to ANYONE living in Phoenix, Tucson (where the film is supposed to take place), Albuquerque (where it was actually filmed) and Las Vegas.

    No need to do anything more than to write me at Christopher_Stipp@Yahoo.com to tell me you want tickets. Come one, come all. Tell your friends, I’ve got lots to give.

    And, for those who need a little more convincing that the Gay Men’s Choir of Tucson is reason enough to write in to get some free tickets I’ll let the trailers do the talking:

    Theatrical Version

    Red Band (This one speaks to my sensibilities)

    And the film’s description is here:

    “The hit, the very palpable hit” of the 2008 Sundance Film Festival, HAMLET 2 is an irreverent comedy centering on one teacher’s overzealous quest to mount a high school musical. The film is directed by Andrew Fleming (Dick, Threesome) from an original screenplay he wrote with Pam Brady (South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Team America: World Police); the stars are Steve Coogan (Night at the Museum), Catherine Keener (The 40-Year-Old Virgin), David Arquette (the Scream movies), Amy Poehler (Saturday Night Live), and Academy Award nominee Elisabeth Shue as herself.

    Mr. Coogan portrays Dana Marschz; the last name is pronounced”¦oh, any attempt is close enough, really. Dana is a failed actor-turned-high school drama teacher. Shortchanged in the talent department, Dana still harbors ambitions and passions. At work, that is; his personal life, with his dissatisfied wife Brie (Ms. Keener) and their boarder Gary (Mr. Arquette), leaves much to be desired.

    At Tucson, AZ’s West Mesa High School, Dana sees himself as an inspirational teacher. But his adaptations of popular films, as performed by his top students Rand and Epiphany (Skylar Astin and Phoebe Strole, both stars of Broadway’s Spring Awakening), are not resonating. When his latest ““ re-creating Erin Brockovich ““ is dismissed by the 9th grade drama critic and his department is targeted for closure, Dana must reach deep into himself for creativity.

    After much perspiration, he conceives a sequel to Shakespeare’s Hamlet ““ a musical-theater extravaganza that will disdain both political correctness and dramatic credibility. Rallying and rousing his class, Dana casts a wider net by recruiting transfer students like Ivonne (Melonie Diaz of Be Kind Rewind) for key roles. With rehearsals underway, objections from school officials and the community are soon raised, but Dana will not be denied his freedom of artistic expression. After all, “to thine own self be true.” Dana gets unexpected support from ACLU attorney Cricket Feldstein (Ms. Poehler) and his favorite actress, Elisabeth Shue. Above all else, he fervently believes that his opus must be staged, and nothing can break his optimistic spirit.

  • TV Or Not TV: 8/11 – 8/17

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    Summer for most people is a time of relaxation. Vacations are planned, kids are free from the burden of school, and days are care free.

    On this particular day I’m not very fond of summer. August is the worst month when it comes to television watching normally because the networks all know that people are burning up their last remaining days for vacation. Things are even worse now with the Summer Olympic Games on in prime time every night. The other networks aren’t trying hard at all to counter program so this week’s choices look bleaker than an all you can eat vegetarian buffet.

    In writing this week’s column I have literally sat through two entire movies just trying to find things that are worthwhile to recommend or watch. I have toiled over every single day, struggling my hardest to come up with something, heck ANYTHING to recommend. I am now officially counting down the days until the new fall programming kicks in and there are fun and exciting things to write about with new shows to be found by the handful.

    Next week I will be happily reviewing one of the big four’s new show line ups, with each week subsequent cover another until we’ve gotten through them all. In other words, pleas stick around until next week.

    With all that knowledge in hand, faithful reader, I thank you for dropping in and give you the poorly woven together tapestry that is this week’s viewing choices.

    MONDAY

    FOX ““ 8:00 PM: I’m not really recommending Prison Break tonight. I’m just writing about it because I’m amazed that they are bringing the show’s repeats back smack dab in the middle of this last season. What the hell?!? I can only guess they are getting us back in to the swing of the show for its impending return.

    NGC ““ 8:00 PM: NASA-philes may enjoy tonight’s showing of Secrets of the Moon Landings. Conspiracy theorists won’t enjoy it as this covers the hurdles the Apollo program had to overcome, not the faking of the

    SCIFI ““ 10:00 PM: Die Hard and MacGyver meet Star Trek: The Next Generation with tonight’s episode titled Starship Mine. Picard brings down some intergalactic chop shop guys armed with nothing but a saddle and junk laying around the ship.

    TUESDAY

    NGC ““ 8:00 PM: A salvage expert attempts to reap the booty of the Whydah, the flag ship of Black Sam Bellamy and the first authenticated pirate ship in US waters, on The Pirate Code.

    SCIFI ““ 9:00 PM: A robotic dog show and magma all on this week’s episode of Eureka.

    BIO ““ 10:00 PM: Tonight on Truth Behind the Sitcom Scandals they take a look at the cast of Lost in Space. What dread hath Will Robinson wrought?

    WEDNESDAY

    FOOD ““ 10:00 PM: This is the last week to watch chef Robert Irvine on Dinner: Impossible! after he cooked up tall tales to dress up his resume, and was caught. Will the show still be as good with Iron Chef Michael Symon?

    THURSDAY

    CBS ““ 8:00 PM: Someone else gets the boot on Big Brother 10. If nothing else I hope the retired Marine goes next week because his voice is like sand paper in my ears.

    FRIDAY

    ABC ““ 8:00 PM: I was amazingly surprised how much I enjoyed the original Legally Blonde, and it holds up. How they ever thought that the sequel actually was a movie was beyond me. Who would have thought this would have lead to a musical?

    USA ““ 9:00 PM: OK, for reals this time, Monk gets trapped on a submarine while investigating a murder. Whackiness ensues.

    SATURDAY

    FOX MOVIE CHANNEL ““ 5:00 PM: Phantom of the Paradise is a bizarre memory from my childhood that starts a three play marathon. The brain child of Brian DePalma this confusing story merges Phantom of the Opera, Faust and The Picture of Dorian Gray into one hallucinogenic storyline.

    HBO ““9:00 PM: In No Reservations star Catherin-Zeta Jones plays a career centered chef who’s life changes when she has to be her young nieces guardian. Don’t care? Neither did movie goers.

    SUNDAY

    BBC America ““ 8:00 PM: Three women who feel very defined by their, um, attributes and the complications from having them are covered in My Big Breasts and Me.

    VH1 ““ 10:00 PM: A roommate’s friend ends up couch surfing and taking over the living room and Brooke gets annoyed on Brooke Knows Best. Welcome to living with room mates kiddo.

    A&E”“ 10:00 PM: Two hours of The Two Coreys.

    Will Wilkins is looking for another good book to get him through the week.

  • Trailer Park: Top 5 Reasons To Love Comic-Con

    By Christopher Stipp

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    I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    I’m not quite back in black but I’m damn near close to it.

    Looking back at the spoils I managed to squirrel away from Comic-Con and what I managed to do with my time just reinforced something I’ve been suspecting for quite a while. It’s not that Hollywood has done something untoward this comic book convention or that it has somehow been responsible for the decline of western of civilization in the eyes of nerds who have been attending this thing for longer, let’s say, a decade but every person who decries this event as skip worthy needs to understand that it is *because* of the interest marketing departments all across California’s finest, and not so finest, studios have brought their goods is because they know this is one of the only times of the year when there’s the highest concentration of dweebs and nerds in one square mile.

    That said, I love it. I love being pitched by those who think they’ve got exactly what I want, I love eschewing those who fail miserably at missing the mark completely, but I love being in the center of a maelstrom that I can only experience once a year. You may have other Cons that you can attend across the span of 12 months but I get just one chance to indulge my inner Asperger as a working stiff and there’s nowhere else I would rather do it in San Diego. I dig collecting t-shirts that I will probably never ever wear (although, I will probably turn my Watchmen movie shirt into a work out tank top), grabbing posters that will I will plaster in my cube in an effort to divert the reality that I’m a cube-r, bitching and moaning about the fucking retards who think they can simply stop in the middle of aisle as thousands wonder why you would bring a stroller into an environment like this but I really do appreciate the programming.

    It used to be that these things were actually about comics but, hand to God, I’ve never been in a panel that talked about comics. I’ve been a collector nearly all my life, I love my comic books, but every best intention I’ve had to hear about what to expect from those properties I’ve spent my money on year after year is foiled by something else. I’m sure if I didn’t do so many interviews it would be a different story but I did have down time and I’ve spent that time in halls and panels that have spoken to my love of movies and television.

    Would I have liked to have learned a little more about what’s in store this year for DMZ? Sure, but, dammit, Zack Snyder was showing off some footage that I wouldn’t be able to see anywhere on YouTube. I got a pretty pimp shirt out of the deal, too. So, while this is but one example I have to express my unyielding admiration for a convention that hasn’t changed as it has evolved. Here are then best reasons, then, why you should book early next year:

    5. Meeting your artistry heroes. I was able to speak briefly with one of the best working artists today that you won’t ever see in your precious Wizard Top 10: Jim Mahfood. The man is on an eternal quest to keep his work fresh and relevant; he is definitely on the right path.

    4. Feel sorry for those who are slummin’ it in the Autograph Pavilion. Jane Wiedlin is perhaps best known for her work with the seminal punk/pop crossover act, The Go-Go’s yet she was there, at the Comic-Con, signing autographs, for those who weren’t even born when the band was at their zenith. Peter Mayhew? I get that. We all get that. But Jane Wiedlin? Nope, don’t have a clue.

    3. Movie panels. Yes, I want to know about the new FRIDAY THE 13th movie, I want to hear Zack Snyder talk about getting WATCHMEN to the screen and I really enjoyed hearing McG’s rambling about TERMINATOR 4. This is where hype has its epicenter and it’s because of these panels where a lot of us went gooey for 300 and now you never know what might be the greatest thing to come out of these things.

    2. The films. If you’re really hard up to see something you could do a lot worse than to be able and see BORAT months before anyone else, SUPERBAD weeks before your dumb buddies start cribbing their favorite lines from McLovin’s repertoire and catch a glimpse of Tom Cruise swearing up a blue streak that no one has the first clue is going to be quite the thing on everyone’s lips come August 14th. This has been a added bonus for me.

    1. The books. I don’t mean comics in quite the traditional sense. Marvel, DC and others don’t carry any back stock of their titles but who cares, fuck ’em. Go exploring the tables of Top Shelf, Drawn and Quarterly or Fantagraphics. I believe I came home with a carry-on with, no joke, 15-20 pounds of fresh reading material and none of it included with dudes with superpowers or ladies with unnaturally large breasteses. This could be the best reason to attend: laugh at the mopes standing around the carpeted Big Three areas while you find the best best thing somewhere else.

    KABLUEY (2008)

    Director: Scott Prendergast
    Cast: Lisa Kudrow, Scott Prendergast, Christine Taylor, Conchata Ferrell, Jeffrey Dean Morgan
    Release: Now Playing (Limited)
    Synopsis: Inept Salman (Scott Prendergast) comes to help his sister-in-law (Lisa Kudrow) tend to her homicidal toddlers while Salman’s brother is off fighting in Iraq. Salman must take a humiliating job as a giant blue corporate mascot to help make ends meet and hold the family together. Packed with a parade of delightful comedy character actors, KABLUEY is a hilarious, unique and heartfelt comedy.

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    Prognosis: Positive. I would like to be in possession of my faculties enough to tell you why I like this trailer but the honest truth is that I have no clue why I do.

    It might have something to do, though, with this trailer’s insistence that it not give you one clue or obnoxious set up. I like having to push myself a little bit to get what’s going on and don’t think that Lisa Kudrow being in this was going to make it any easier; I don’t think I would be out of line to say that her name on the marquee has, in the past, been a sure sign of quality. I’m glad I took the chance to see what was underneath this hood because the trailer rewards you with something that is a fresh departure from the same old, same old.

    One of the first things that you come to understand is that this is yet another movie that uses the Iraq war as a starting point. Again, another red flag that could have meant disaster, a Lisa Kudrow movie AND an Iraq war movie (probably could have meant another Bermuda Triangle of sorts), but it seems like it is only employed here superficially to introduce Lisa’s kids to their uncle. The dad is away defending the country and we’ve got this dweeby looking dude who is going to help out with a couple of hellions.

    Yes, these kids look like they deserve a punch in the cock but our uncle isn’t deterred from trying to make life easier for his sister-in-law. Yes, it is a bit slapstick-y when one of these brutes pushes Chris Parnell into a strategically placed display of water that crumbles as he backs up into it after being pushed into it by one of these children but, again, it’s the uncle who deserves the credit. He’s an interesting choice as someone who doesn’t have a lot of baggage and simply comes out of nowhere.

    He seems to be extending himself to help someone else but he doesn’t seem to be able to help himself. Further, he gets a job as this big blue blob of a man who hands out flyers but what’s interesting here is that the blob has no features, no recognizable shape, almost an un-man.

    A juxtaposition happens here, as well, that helps elevate this trailer even further in my eyes. As this guy stands at the side of the road, why he’s standing out in the middle of literally nowhere seems awfully WAITING FOR GODOT-ish, he’s approached by Christine Taylor and a pack of other curious onlookers.

    A nice pull quote from the Hollywood Reporter is welcomed exactly at this moment because, to the rest of middle America, this movie seems like it would be a hard sell. There’s no real semblance of where things are going and it’s certainly not following any kind of discernable road map that we’re used to.

    People of all kinds react to him in very different ways and I am aching with curiosity of what in the hell is going on. You’ve got Jeffrery Dean Morgan (AKA The Comedian, AKA Javier Bardem’s stunt double) lashing out at this tall dweeb, you’ve got Kudrow’s kids finally calming the fuck down long enough to have a sensitive moment with their uncle plus you’ve got kids going batshit crazy for this thing at a birthday party of some kind.

    Now, I will say that the soundtrack that leads us out of this thing is a bit weird. It’s not quite Dead Milkmen but it’s awfully close to a bizarre placement of a song like this; I don’t think it really harnesses the kind of estrangement that this movie seems to be about.

    The trailer, though, seems like a poetic treatise on something and it absolutely does an excellent job in making me want to find out exactly what’s afoot here.

    THE WACKNESS (2008)

    Director: Jonathan Levine
    Cast: Ben Kingsley, Josh Peck, Olivia Thirlby, Famke Janssen, Mary-Kate Olsen
    Release:
    Catch it at the $1 theater
    Synopsis: It’s the summer of 1994, and the streets of New York are pulsing with hip-hop and wafting with the sweet aroma of marijuana – but change is in the air. The newly-inaugurated mayor, Rudy Giuliani, is beginning to implement his anti-fun initiatives against “crimes” like noisy portable radios, graffiti and public drunkenness. Set against this backdrop, Luke Shapiro (Josh Peck) spends his last summer before college selling dope throughout New York City, trading it with his shrink (Ben Kingsley) for therapy, while crushing on his step daughter (Olivia Thirlby). Famke Janssen, Mary Kate Olsen,and Method Man round out the cast in this edgy, bittersweet, and funny coming of age story.

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    Prognosis: Negative. It seems you can’t turn around in certain hipster film circles without tripping over the bent knees and legs that are fellating the WACKNESS. I’m glad I finally had a chance to see for myself whether this was a movie that deserved its oral gratification from many writers around the Interwebs.

    It doesn’t.

    I’m not sure what’s really to blame for the disconnect between what people are saying is a really good movie and the shit stain that this trailer left on my screen after it was done.

    For starters, I was enamored with the opening. It’s unique to take the film studio’s logo and get things started with the spray painting of it and I really liked the opening shot of the cassette being dropped in the stereo; that genuinely defines the time and space in which we’re being dropped.

    The card that explains that it won an Audience Award at Sundance is a huge feather that further gives the movie some implied goodwill.

    I just think that what comes after, being introduced to Shapiro, a stoner looking douche if there ever was one, and his fantasy ladies, some hoochie mammas skipping and twirling on a subway car as if it was Showtime at the Apollo, doesn’t do the narrative any favors.

    Asking some girlie in a bathroom to go steady? His look says it all and, worse yet, it does nothing to move the narrative forward. We’re further pushed along into this miserable man’s life as we get tossed a pack of disjointed clips with Ben Kingsley and others that don’t serve this movie in any positive fashion. I dare anyone to get through the first 25 seconds of this trailer and, without knowing what it is, tell me what’s happening.

    It doesn’t help things when I have to, as a viewer, postulate for myself about what a movie is about. The trailer, teaser or otherwise, should establish certain elements and if I’m scratching my head by the end, which I certainly was, that doesn’t bode especially well for me as a potential paying customer.

    I could make assumptions about what is going on with this kid but, from what I see, it’s an amalgam of a serious DAZED AND CONFUSED, mixed in with some KIDS and then someone wrapped it in a desirable 18-35 demographic. If it’s trying to be credible in any kind of way it simply isn’t.

    To wit, when our blazed up hero is asked whether he’s a virgin he simply retorts that he just hasn’t officially had sex.

    Would this trailer make you want to spend your money on it? It certainly isn’t getting any of mine.

    And, as a reflective post-script, it seems like I wasn’t the only one to share this view. Many critics were at an impasse at what seems like a movie that wants to desperately be a clever indie but ends up dividing those who think otherwise.

    Still, I’m not convinced that this flick is anything more than what I see in the trailer but when I’m able to queue it up in my Netflix line-up I’ll give it a whirl.

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    MAN ON WIRE

    Directed by James Marsh

    The real star of this film is Philippe Petit.

    Not only because this man was able to rig a tightrope across the twin towers of the World Trade Center and defied all sorts of warning bells you or I would have ringing in our ears for self-preservation but this is a man who has the quintessential joie de vivre and it is all you can do to not want to sit down with this man and find out why he seems to have no fear.

    It is that lack of fear that keeps this seemingly innocuous documentary, something I know people would just as soon skip on their way to see something with a more thrilling title, but this film will absolutely cause many a viewer to wonder why on earth Philippe Petit can do absolutely anything without that sense of panic you or I possess if we were even to suppose ourselves greater than a piece of solid grey wire.

    The documentary, told through interviews with close associates, old file footage and brilliantly constructed reenactments that have the sheen and pallor of honest to goodness 1st person depictions of what happened as this little Frenchman planned and schemed to get his people, himself and, more importantly, his equipment to the very top of the World Trade Center to pull off one of the greatest death-defying stunts this country has ever seen. And that’s what makes this documentary so special and deserves every cent of your money at the box office. Petit is animated, delighted, passionate, energized and is so obviously on a different wavelength than anyone else you will probably ever meet that it’s hard to know if he’s like this every moment of the day. I have no reason to doubt a man, though, who is able to wax philosophical as he reflects on his own mortality while walking on a wire cable and is the only thing separating him from a free fall to his death. The man is truly honest when he talks about what it meant to him as a young man to see these twin towers go up and how it seemed to be a beacon, or a challenge of sorts, for him to take these monuments of man made steel and glass and internalize his entire self in challenge of them. Philippe could talk all day and you would love every moment of it. His animations are subtly captured and those involved in making this moment happen are all fascinating to listen to.

    Like I mentioned, it doesn’t seem like a film that screams to be seen but, I would assert, and rightly so, this is a documentary that is able to take a moment in time that could have been over and done with on the evening news the day it happened and slows it down just enough so you can appreciate what one man had in his head as a dream and made it happen. It is at once inspirational and thrilling. To say that it happened and it’s a true story just makes it an even better escape for anyone willing to risk their very life in support of what the love. It doesn’t make Philippe any less crazy but he’s simply enthralling to listen to and appreciate.

  • Comics & Comics: Stoner-Vision

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    Howdy Inter-Webbers. I’m Matt Cohen, and I dig pot comedies.

    Without getting into too much personal information, I am kinda the target audience for these things. I grew up on a steady stream of Cheech and Chong, Dazed and Confused and Half Baked. I consider myself a fairly discerning judge on what makes a successful stoner comedy and, as of late, have been a bit disheartened at the industry’s seeming disinterest in the genre as a whole. Blame it on the conservative tide that sweeps the nation, blame it on fundamental ideals or hell, blame it on moviegoing tastes, but the last decade or so has been pretty light on good old fashioned pot comedies.

    That is one of the reasons I was so excited for the release of Pineapple Express, starring Seth Rogen and James Franco – the film many (including myself) thought may be the return to the classic stoner comedies we all know and love. Unfortunately, though it’s funny, it is far from A) The new classic stoner movie, or B) that good a movie in general. Yes, there are intermittent laughs throughout, but the overall movie just comes off as kind of awkward and sloppy, like it’s seven different movies forced into one. James Franco’s pot dealer Saul, however, takes this movie from the realm of “skip it” to the side of giving it a try. You are not going to want your money back, but I certainly can’t see anyone claiming this as the funniest film of the summer. Pineapple Express may be too different for its own good, which coming from me is near shocking to hear. But before I go giving a recommendation, let’s get into some more specific thoughts, shall we kids?

    And, as always, I’m lazy, you’re lazy… Bullet List time!

    Pineapple Express

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    Good Vibes:

    James Franco: The funniest and possibly most redeeming factor of the entire film. I’ve never seen Freaks and Geeks, so my only exposure to Franco here-to-fore has been as Harry Osborn in the Spider-Man flicks, and while he hasn’t been horrible, his performance in those had not impressed me in the least. And then I met Saul. Franco’s character in Pineapple Express is easily one of the best on-screen stoners of all time and one of the most complete performances I’ve seen in a while. No, this isn’t high drama, but the amount of dedication and fine-tuned nuance to Saul in the movie is pretty damn astounding. Franco is gone the moment this film starts and Saul exists as a wholly new person. I caught no glimpses of Harry Osborne here, and though my lack of Franco- viewings may be coloring my judgement, Franco COMPLETELY descends into the character here. Saul, for all purposes, is a real person. A real funny one, at that. His reaction times, his facial quirks – this is kind of a tour-de force of a performance, if you ask me, and one that elevates a mildly funny film into something watchable, if only for the work that Franco turns in. People who have seen the film are saying it lacks a likable character, but c’mon… How could you not like a guy that quotes 227 ? And just so I don’t forget, Seth Rogen is Seth Rogen in this film – He’s fine, if not good. But he is definitely overshadowed by the performance of James Franco.

    The Look: With all said and done, David Gordon Green (with help from DP Tim Orr) has delivered the best looking Apatow film to date. Pineapple Express is chock full of gorgeous wide shots, something you rarely if ever see in a mainstream comedy. The entire look has a slightly washed out/70’s feel to it, which is definitely abetted by the odd, if not vibrant, color palette of the film. There are a few shots in particular that really made me sit back and take notice (the weed sale/dance off is a beautiful freaking shot), zoning out on the comedy and into the visuals, something which doesn’t necessarily help the overall enjoyment of the film. In fact, many times the shot overshadows the context on the screen, but that is more a fault of the writers (Rogen and Evan Goldberg) than it is the filmmakers.

    Danny McBride: Though I have basically been told I MUST be a fan of this man’s work, I am. I find him ridiculously funny. I really enjoyed Foot Fist Way, and there is more of the same quality laughs here in Pineapple Express. His character, Red, starts out so unlikable, and has such a turn of face, that by the last scene of the movie he was my favorite by far. There is such an innocence and simplicity to McBride’s performance, and it’s ’cause of that that Red, though unsavory in some aspects of his personality, is so damn appealing by the finale. The last scene of the film may be my favorite, and that’s because it’s really the first time McBride, Rogen, and Franco get to be flat out funny, with no pretenses of plot or deeper matter. And it’s in that scene that I think McBride certainly steals the conversation and almost the whole movie. It’s sad to say, but I kinda now wish the two leads of this film were Mcbride and Franco. I am a gigantic fan of Rogen, but in this film his Dale is just to boring and flat out dicky to be anyone I would root for or care about. Red, on the other hand, I would want to see in a spin off. McBride is definitely a comedian to look out for, and his work in Pineapple Express further cements that claim.

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    Bad Trips:

    The Action: Scattershot. Look, I wasn’t expecting director David Gordon Green to shoot a fight scene like John Woo, but the camera placement and editing of the action pieces in Pineapple Express is so basic and barebones that I can’t even remember one that particularly stood out as “Fun”. The gunfights are extremely sloppy – and it may just be me, but actual sound effects on the guns sounded like air pistols. I was all for the concept of genre melding, but when you don’t treat the respective genres with the respect they deserve, you wind up with half a film that just doesn’t fit with the rest. Unfortunately, that is the case with Pineapple Express.

    The Violence: If you were to look at my DVD collection, you might be afraid as to the makeup of my mind, but fear not – though I like really dark movies, I’m a fairly happy dude. That being said, I do like violence in movies. Gratuitous, even. And that is why I am so surprised at my utter dismissal of the violent aspects of Pineapple Express. Early viewers said that the “gore” took them out of the film and made them uncomfortable. I don’t feel the same way. Rather, the random violence in the movie frustrated me more then anything else. “Why?” is the question I found myself constantly asking. I like ultra-violent movies, WHEN THEY CALL FOR IT, but Pineapple Express did not need to go anywhere near the levels it did to shock and gross out the viewers. Partially removed, bloody ears do not belong in this movie. If the violence was justified, or even handled with some weight, it would have made a world of difference – rather, you have a character who gets shot seven times and doesn’t flinch. How are we supposed to feel when someone else gets shot? One person is bulletproof and the next dies without a fight? Half the violence is meant to be met with laughter, the other half shock? It doesn’t work. Comedy, though a lighter art form, still needs logic to make it work. And there is no logical reason for 90 percent of the violence in Pineapple Express. Titillation for the sake of titillation. Not cool.

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    The End of the Joint: Overall, it has its enjoyable moments, but it is far from the laugh fest it looked to be. There are some great one liners scattered throughout, but the stretches in between may make waiting for the good’uns a tiring task. Its major undoing are its various unfitting tones – the one thing that initially drew me to the film. What could have been unique and “hip” winds up boring and random. A definite DVD purchase, if only for repeat viewings of Franco’s performance, but other then that a pretty forgettable movie.

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    So, if Pineapple Express didn’t quite hold up, what is a great pot comedy you may ask? Well, funny you should ask… Take a gander below!

    Up In Smoke

    Top 4 Stoner Comedies (Would’ve been 5, but I like… forgot one?)

    1. Cheech and Chong’s Up in Smoke: The first, the best, the king. There is a reason that Cheech and Chong are the two most famous stoners of all time, and this film is where most of the world first discovered them. One of the most memorable and quotable comedies of all time. Silly, nonsensical, and whacked out; The gold standard for everything a good pot comedy should be. The undisputed champ for now and eternity. Bow down at the altar of this movie (and leave a doobie before you go.

    2. Half Baked: My generation’s Up In Smoke. I’ll be honest, I saw this movie years before I ever saw marijuana, and I loved it anyway. The rare stoner flick that transcends enough to crack up the general “Square” public. This flick is so ingrained in my mind, that when thinking of weed one of the first images to pop in my head has to be the smiling visages of Chappelle, Breur, and crew. Though some say it hasn’t aged so gracefully, I defy them to throw on the DVD and not laugh for 90 minutes straight. This is what every stoner flick should aspire to be. (None can or should dare try to replicate Cheech and Chong. It’s not an option)

    3. How High: The “Urban” entry into our list. Method Man and Red Man both have proven themselves as great rappers, but I really think they shine in this, their feature film, and one of my all-time favorite stoner comedies. It’s so damn irreverent and weird, and yet light hearted at the same time. This flick is definitely the least like its brethren, but that works for its favor. I don’t think this movie gets the respect it deserves – and after what must be 100 viewings, I can tell you it certainly holds up. If you haven’t seen it, give it a chance… I’m a big fan.

    4. Harold and Kumar go to White Castle: The sneak attack. I remember about 3 minutes into this movie, thinking to myself; “Wait a minute… This is a pure pot comedy!”. Though it is not the most high brow of fare, Harold and Kumar is one of the more bizarre and ridiculous stoner comedies to come out in some time. And… It’s awesome. This, if any film in recent years, is the closest movies have come to the old days of just flat out “High-Jinx”. The cheetah, N-P-H, the weed-love scene – all go down in history in the top pot moments on film. From the opening line to the last scene, the closest we’ve had to a classic stoner flick in many years. The sequel, not so much… but that’s a whole other review.

    Stoner-Friendly Runner Ups: Dazed and Confused, Mallrats, Grandma’s Boy, The Big Lebowski, Clueless, ANY ANIME EVER MADE.

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    Well, like, dudes.. Umm. That’s it for this week. Like, totally check back next for like my review or whatever on comi—comics… Wait.. Oh yeah, Comic-Con. It’ll be heavy. And, as always,

    “Keep em’ bagged and boarded”

    Matt Cohen swears he is currently not researching the next great pot comedy. For real…

  • Toy Box: Weta Rayguns – SDCC 2008 Exclusive Goliathan 83

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    Occasionally, a company does something truly unique and uber-cool – such is the situation with Weta and their line of Rayguns. Called “Dr. Grordbort’s Infallible Aether Oscillators” or just rayguns for short, these amazing retro sci-fi weapons were some of the best items on display once again this year at the San Diego Comic-Con. The concept is simple enough – produce a series of guns that look like something right off the old serial sci-fi shows, like Flash Gordon. However, these are far better than any movie prop. The designs, detailing, weathering, and quality are something to truly behold. I have a few photos of them in my Weta coverage from this year’s con.

    These things are full sized props, however, made from metal, wood, and other ‘real’ materials. While that means they look just like they could really turn your enemy into powdered toast with the pull of the trigger, they also cost crazy money. We’re talking $500 – $600 US and more…far more than any mere mortal such as yours truly can afford.

    For us, Weta has done miniature versions as SDCC exclusives for the past couple years. These look very much like their larger cousins, but are small enough to fit in your palm. They also aren’t nearly as detailed as the big versions, or made from as wide a range of materials. They also only cost $40.

    This year’s version is called the Goliathan 83, and only 400 were produced for the show. They sold out of course, but you can always pick up the full sized version from Weta for a mere $690. Oh c’mon…you know you want to.

    If you have any questions or comments, drop me an email at mwc@mwctoys.com, or check out the other reviews at Michael’s Review of the Week – Captain Toy. Let’s get blastin’!

    SDCC 2008 Exclusive miniature Goliathan 83

    Packaging – ***1/2
    There isn’t a lot of text or background, but the package does have a very, very cool retro feel and look to it. The graphics are great, and the interior plastic tray (with plastic lid) is completely collector friendly. Pop it out, pop it back in, no damage, no fuss, no muss.

    Sculpting – ***1/2
    Obviously, the sculpts are going to be far more intricate on the full sized versions. On top of that, they use various materials to make the guns look extremely realistic, while the small versions are solid metal. Very heavy, very solid, but not as intricate.

    Still, these are quite detailed for the scale. They’ve included the small notches on the power indicator, the various itty bitty antennae, and all the implied rivets and screws are sculpted on, not merely painted.

    Paint – ***1/2
    They got creative with some of the paint as well, using it t simulate some of the features of the larger version. For example, the tube on the top back (which reminds me of a super soaker) is painted with a glittery, translucent sort of paint, simulating a liquid in the tube. The effect works pretty well, particularly at first glance.

    Small details like the tubes and dial notches are painted cleanly, and the overall weathering effect is solid. It’s not nearly as good as the big versions of course, but at less than 1/10th the price, that should come as no huge surprise. The gun still looks like something that’s been used and abused, blasting aliens and robots from the future to smithereens.

    Design – ****
    The real beauty here is the design, of course. Developing one really great looking raygun is hard enough – coming up with a whole series is quite impressive. There’s just enough doohickeys and gizmos on this weapon that it looks deadly, and yet not overdone and ridiculous. It has that perfect 1930’s sci-fi feel, and in fact the designs are quite a bit better than what used to be used on the old films.

    Value – **1/2
    It’s tough to really compare these to other things…how many all metal, realistic looking, funky sci-fi style rayguns are there out on the market? Yea, I really wish someone would go after the licenses for actual film and tv guns like Flash Gordon, Lost in Space, Buck Rodgers, etc. etc. etc. but until they do, there’s not much to judge against. The quality here is very high, and it seemed like an appropriate price considering the materials, the attention to detail, and the very low production run.

    There actually is one other line these can be compared to: Master Replicas scaled Star Wars blasters and lightsabers. Those ran around this same price when they were released, and were produced in much larger numbers.

    Things to Watch Out For –
    The small metal ‘antennae’ that you see protruding from various parts of the weapon can be bent and broken with rough handling. But other than that, you should be good to anniliate your enemies.

    Overall – ***1/2
    Short of hitting the lottery, I’ll never own one of the larger versions. That makes me all the more pleased that Weta is producing these miniature versions. The designs are great, the quality is high, and they make nice little display pieces with the miniature Star Wars weapons that Master Replicas released. I certainly hope to see more of these come from Weta, even if it’s only a once a year thing.

    Where to Buy –
    Unfortunately, your only real choice now is Ebay. Try searching using MyAuctionLinks.com.

    Related Links:
    Check out Weta’s site for more information.

  • TV Or Not TV: 8/4 – 8/10

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    Some things in life are very shocking, and I have to admit that this week’s column about television is going to be lighter than normal. The reason why? Because of a book (I can already here the League of Television Critics rushing to revoke my membership).

    Now that we are at least half way through all of my current must watch shows I will try my best to fill in what would otherwise be a bereft column with how I think these shows are doing.

    Weeds: Sorry guys, I’m just not feeling it. The show has lost part of its soul, that thing that made it very entertaining and endearing. I tend to get this feeling after a show does something big to shake things up, and last season’s burning down of Agrestic reeked of it. Now the writers are left having to pick up the pieces and delivering us with sub-par stories compared to the first two seasons.

    Burn Notice: It’s really hard for them to screw this show up. The thread that continues throughout the series (why Michael was burned) can easily play a back seat to the “˜week-to-week helping of those in need that have nowhere else to turn’ that drives the show. The lead is charming, the supporting cast is great, and the stories (so far) have been just as good as the first season. A solid performer.

    Monk: Other than getting burned last week by the listings being inaccurate about what episode was airing I’m very pleased with this season. The episode with Monk being pit against a chess genius was the answer to my prayers in the way of old school Monk. Last week’s episode involving the lottery was equally entertaining. As usual, Monk is a solid performer.

    Psych: Still not as much hyper-observation from the lead character as I would like, but the stories have been good. The week of the high school reunion played on the memories of every 30 something as it evoked elements from many of the John Hughes classic films.

    The Venture Brothers: If you aren’t watching it, what the hell is wrong with you?!? I command you now to go out and get the first two seasons on DVD, watch them, and get caught up immediately! NOW! GO!

    All that being said, let’s move on to the knitty-gritty.

    MONDAY

    G4 ““ 8:00 PM: It’s a marathon of Code Monkeys tonight. If you’ve never watched the show but loved playing video games in the 80’s than you should really watch this tonight.

    LOGO ““ 8:00 PM: Small Town Gay Bar is a very touching documentary about bars that cater to the gay community trying to survive in the rural south. On paper this wasn’t my cup of tea but after seeing it I was very impressed with this documentary and the work that Malcolm Ingram did in directing.

    SCIFI ““ 9:00 PM: Again here we are with me telling you about the two part episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. In Chain of Command Picard goes on a secret mission and is captured by the Cardassians. The most compelling part of the two is the latter episode that delves in to torture techniques and their effects on the tortured psyche. Patrick Stewart turns in an A-list performance.

    VH1 ““ 10:00 PM: It’s like The Apprentice: Diddy Edition with I Want to Work for Diddy. 13 wannabes vie for a play on the Diddy Committee (what a pitty). Sorry, sometimes I just can’t help myself.

    TUESDAY

    OXYGEN ““ 8:00 AM: It’s a 16 hour marathon of Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood. If you start at the beginning by 5 PM you’ve seen it all. If you don’t, there’s plenty of hours to choose from.

    AMC ““ 8:00 PM: I only bring up tonight’s airing of the John Wayne classic Hondo because it was the film that Al Bundy tried an entire episode of Married with Children to see.

    WEDNESDAY

    NBC ““ 9:00 PM: The Baby Borrowers return for the Lessons Learned Town Hall Reunion Special.

    HIST ““ 9:00 PM: Tonight’s episode of MonsterQuest is titled Vampires in America. I’m in.

    THURSDAY

    FOX ““ 8:00 PM: The final part of the season finale for So You Think You Can Dance. I’m hoping Twitch wins just because of the name (and because it’s what I start to do if someone makes me watch the show).

    TBS ““ 10:00 PM: P.J. is one of the “˜best men’ in Bobby‘s wedding on tonight’s season finale of My Boys.

    FRIDAY

    NBC ““ 7:30 PM: It’s the Olympic Opening Ceremonies tonight. It’s been a long, hard, protest ridden road to get to this point. Does it make me a hater of human rights if I actually decide to watch this? I’m torn.

    Now let’s look at what everyone is trying to counter-program with!

    FOX ““ 8:00 PM: The motion picture Hellboy. Well played, FOX.
    FX ““ 8:00 PM: Another airing of Batman Begins. A reasonable attempt.
    TNT ““ 8:00 PM: Matt Damon kicks more ass in The Bourne Supremacy.
    USA ““ 9:00 PM: The network tries to stick to their guns with new episodes of Monk and Psych. (I’m still pissed at you guys about that submarine listing mishap”¦ I expect my apology in the form of a fruit basket or cookie-gram.)

    SATURDAY

    With the Olympics going on it’s like no one else is even trying to get viewers tonight.

    ABC ““ 8:00 PM: My nephew Jacob will be thrilled to know that Shark Tale will be on tonight.

    LIFETIME ““ 9:00 PM: One network has the guts to put something new out tonight. The offering is a Lohan like story of rise and fall in True Confessions of a Hollywood Starlet. The hook? After rehab the young starlet goes to the suburbs of Indiana to live with Valerie Bertinelli and lives life as a regular teenager to finish high school. What can I say, might be better than watching”¦

    NBC ““ 8:00 PM: Tonight’s Olympics offering is Swimming.

    SUNDAY

    NBC ““ 8:00 PM: Tonight’s Olympics offering is Basketball.

    FOX ““ 9:00 PM: FOX is making a very valiant effort in counter-programming against the Olympics with the re-airing of the entire first season of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. You can catch it airing Sunday through Wednesday for the next three weeks. The show itself was pretty entertaining the first time around, even though the title character is probably the weakest out of the whole bunch. Too bad the first run was cut short by the Writer’s Strike.

    TNT ““ 8:00 PM: Get your John McClane fix on with the original Die Hard and the repurposed Lethal Weapon sequel script Die Hard with a Vengeance.

    Will Wilkins still does Yippie-Kay-Yay Mother”¦ never mind.

  • Trailer Park: What Was The Best Part Of Comic-Con 2008? Tom Cruise.

    By Christopher Stipp

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    Yes, I’ll get back to the usual griping and nitpicking of what was awesome and what was not in moments but I had to start by saying that after seeing a screening of TROPIC THUNDER on Friday night during the Comic-Con I have had every ounce of ill will towards Tom Cruise expunged from my pores.

    No longer can I honestly bag, rag or tease the couch-jumping midget with incisors that could fillet a tin can (and still cut a vine ripened tomato!) as I have to go on record as saying that he gives a brilliant comedic performance that I will not spoil in TROPIC THUNDER. I was shocked by the amount of blue eminating from his mouth in this film and, so much so, I had double-take a few times as I wondered why he would go out on that limb; it was completely against type of everything you think you know about him. There was the kind of ferocity brought into the character he plays that, damn near like Heath Ledger’s iconic performance as The Joker, you forget about all the batshit crazy antics that drove him to the point he is today. Needless, the movie was spectacular and you really do need to go into that movie with as little spoiler-y information as possible. This is honestly a movie that rewards people who go into it blind as, without question, it was the second best comedy I saw all summer. What was the first, you may never ask yourself?

    HAMLET 2

    Now, this one was different in that I saw the trailer and adored it. It had such a spark that it was in danger of not being able to live up to the marketing. I was beyond pleased to find out that this is a movie that is at once absurd and wickedly sharp. While it takes the Teacher/Student genre and spins it sharply on its head you have Steve Coogan who is allowed to let his freak flag fly mightily. Just when you start to worry that his is a character is really a caricature you begin to love this guy who is at once so full of optimism and so miserably inept. And everything you read about the eventual play they put on the end should all point to the fact that this is the crowning moment that takes this comedy and imbues it with a tenderness that you don’t see much in even straightforward dramas. And I hope everyone enjoys the musical stylings of The Tuscon Gay Men’s Choir; they are brilliantly used and have everything to do with the aforementioned moment that brings this whole film together. And, in celebration of this film I have tons to share regarding this film: interviews with star Steve Coogan, director Andrew Flemming and co-writer Pam Brady. This is one that really deserves a big hug by consumers this month.

    As well, who could’ve missed watching the WATCHMEN

    Zack Snyder knows how to work panels and, just like he did with 300, the man came prepared to let people know just how seriously he was working on this film adaptation. The footage he showed, in an extended trailer that mixed in some of the more sharp elements from the trailer already out there did 2 things: 1. It made you pay attention to the magnitude and scale of this production 2. It conveyed a sense of a world just like outs that could really exist. Snyder has made a world within a world and it was breathtaking to see how he has used his prowess as a sharp filmmaker to mold and pump into life this graphic novel that has finally found its pulse. The panel itself, as well, was one of those things where Snyder was allowed to work his magic on the crowd while still allowing all the stars of the film to be included into the conversation. Even media shy Cruddup seemed to be enjoying the absurdity of it all, being tossed questions about absolutely random things but loving every minute of it. The roundtables for this film, as well, were the highlight of my trip to San Diego and made all the cash I had to spend to get there worthwhile. I know we sort of eschew the roundtable format around these parts but since I was armed with a video camera and an audio recorder I made to videotape the panel and videotape the roundtables. I will be posting both soon but if you’re whipping yourself that you weren’t able to make it for this one should rest assured that you’ll be able to enjoy the entire panel in a matter of days. A special note needs to be made about meeting C.H.U.D.’s Devin Faraci. If there is anyone I would point to as a respectable model for how interviewing should go it would be him. We were in the same pool of other writers scrambling to cover the WATCHMEN roundtables and, with the exception of a Herman Munster look-a-like who made a few moments real uncomfortable for everyone involved a few times, I was genuinely honored to be in the presence of the guy. He’s the go-to person for damn near every solid interview over at C.H.U.D. and if there was anyone who makes me want to be a better conversationalist with those who are making films or being a part of them, it is he. I just hope I carried myself well as I would loathe to be on the receiving end of any editorial that starts with, “I was at a roundtable with this one twit who…”

    CHUCK

    No one loves Zach Levi more than me. Pressured to talk to the guy based on his role in BIG MOMMA’S HOUSE 2 I could not have been more impressed with an actor on the bubble. The man was well read, had a jolly disposition, loved video games and was honestly engaged with the conversation the entire time. I’ve since interviewed him a few more times since then and I did it again after his well-attended panel in Room 20, a step up from his previous Room that did not hold nearly as many individuals who were in love with his lovable geek. One of the highpoints for this panel was Levi’s interpretation of Yvonne Strahovski, and her command of her Australian accent, when she uses the word “No.” AEIOU plays a part of the punchline and it was just nice, in case you’re wondering about these things, to see these co-stars all hanging out afterwards at the Hard Rock, just enjoying each other’s company and the rather tasty delights of fried calamari. (I had some and it was delicious) The interview I did with Zach and co-star Josh Gomez needs to be seen to be believed and shortly you will when I upload the video to celebrate Season 2 of CHUCK when it comes back on NBC at the end of September. If I could give out an award for Person I Would Defend In A Battle of Public Opinion, Zach and Josh would get it just from the standpoint that these guys are genuinely appreciative of where they are and how they got there.

    THE BITCH SLAP GIRLS

    Hot ladies, a 45 minute interview and conducting it in bed with them. Yeah, I know the other interviewers getting my sloppy seconds conducted the interview in the same manner but don’t burst my bubble. I’m special, dammit. The interview, though, was phenomenally entertaining and this movie looks wickedly exciting. This movie, one that hearkens back to the exploitation films of the 70’s but differs insofar as the script is presumably laden with sharp dialogue and the kind of action you wish Tarantino had employed in DEATH PROOF. As well, this is one of the few movies shot entirely with the Red Camera. The screen shots I saw were sharp, crisp and as the filmmakers explained what they had to go through in getting this done with this heavy piece of equipment I can only hope the film is as good as the ladies made it sound. They were charismatic, beautiful, hilarious and had lots of good things to say about anyone who thinks that making an exploitation movie in the desert would be a part and a half. The stories about where these girls found sand weeks later after the shoot was done is worth the price of admission.

    ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO

    This was a fascinating panel. I taped it (and will be uploading it soon for your perusal) so you can decide for yourself but Seth Rogan and Company made short work of the geeks and dweebs who wanted to go toe to toe with those on the stage. The clip of the movie that was shown was excellent in that Justin Long was perhaps the best thing about the scene that was shown and, incidentally, makes what would otherwise be your average gay porn actor come to life with such screaming ferocity you would be hard pressed to not think this man enjoyed tube steak on a nightly basis. Everyone in the panel should be commended in just braving the moment they were in and Kevin delivered yet another memorable evening. You half-wonder if he could navigate these things in his sleep as he made it all look effortless.

    I also taped the FRIDAY THE 13TH panel and it gets my Surprise award for Panel I Didn’t Think I Would Like So Much. Jason seems to have caught a viewing of Snyder’s DAWN OF THE DEAD as the man looks like he has strapped on his Nike’s and is ready to cut a few people up at a running pace. The footage they showed was minimal but there were a few quality kills in there and the panelists, as you will hear if you decide to listen to it, should have the benefit of the doubt when you think about whether this will be an inspired entry into this series.

    And, for fuck’s sake, why aren’t there any accommodations made for journalists who want to cover popular panels? Having to wait in line isn’t such a drag, Lord knows I got in line for the WATCHMEN panel at 6:30 in the morning (Yeah, I am a loser), but Jesus Christ, some kind of effort should be made for people who want to actually write about the big moments of this thing.

  • Comics in Context #228: The Bat Who Shot Liberty Valance

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    On July 21 The New York Times ran an article with the headline “Batman’s Dark Knight Sets Weekend Record.” In the piece reporter Michael Cieply wrote that ” Fevered fans pushed The Dark Knight, the sixth in Warner Brothers’ series of Batman movies, to record three-day ticket sales of $155.3 million over the weekend, ” surpassing the record set by another superhero movie, Spider-Man 3, the previous year. The next day Cieply provided an update: “A final tally raised the three-day box-office sales for The Dark Knight to $158.3 million”.

    And yet New York Times movie critic A. O. Scott, who has been a source of exasperation ever since this column began a half decade ago, weighed in on July 24 with a Times essay titled “How Many Superheroes Does It Take to Tire a Genre?”. “Are the Caped Crusader and his colleagues basking in an endless summer of triumph, or is the sun already starting to set?” What an odd way to interpret The Dark Knight‘s extraordinary commercial success. Superhero movies are more successful than ever therefore, they must be in decline. Scott acknowledges not only that The Dark Knight is not only a major financial success but also that it has received considerable critical praise from his colleagues. Nevertheless, Scott says, “Still, I have a hunch, and perhaps a hope, that Iron Man, Hancock and Dark Knight together represent a peak, by which I mean not only a previously unattained level of quality and interest, but also the beginning of a decline. In their very different ways, these films discover the limits built into the superhero genre as it currently exists.”

    The key phrase here is, of course, “perhaps a hope.” Other critics welcome Dark Knight‘s thematic ambitions and skill in characterization as signs that the superhero movie genre is maturing and growing in sophistication. For example, another Times film critic, Manohla Dargis, in her July 18 review of the movie, wrote that director “Christopher Nolan’s new Batman movie feels like a beginning and something of an end. Pitched at the divide between art and industry, poetry and entertainment, it goes darker and deeper than any Hollywood movie of its comic-book kind–including Batman Begins,”

    However, Scott believes that The Dark Knight states its themes without truly exploring them. Even were that true, Scott, were he more favorably disposed to the genre, would urge superhero filmmakers to go still further in exploring the thematic potential of the genre. Instead, Scott has decided that the superhero genre is inherently too limited for thematic complexity. He just doesn’t like superhero movies, and, as he concedes, he hopes they will go away and stop bothering him. “I don’t want to start any fights with devout fans or besotted critics,” he claims, trying to be conciliatory on the surface but actually marginalizing anyone who disagrees with him as either fanboys whose enthusiasm borders on worship or as “besotted” critics whose emotions override their reason.

    Towards the end of his essay Scott observes that “˜’The westerns of the 1940s and ’50s, obsessed with similar themes, were somehow able, at their best, as in John Ford’s Searchers and Howard Hawks’s Rio Bravo, to find ambiguities and tensions buried in their own rigid paradigms.” Scott claims that superhero movies cannot do the same. Yet when classic Westerns such as these came out, the critical establishment was blind to those very “ambiguities and tensions,” and the true complexity and depth of these films was not recognized by American critics until many years later.

    Scott has stumbled across an important point, that the superhero genre is a in various respects represents a recasting of the archetypes of the Western for a contemporary urban America. Yet I have the feeling that if Scott had been around in the 1940s and 1950s, he might well have been insisting that Westerns were by their nature shallow entertainments, and disparaging any filmmakers who attempted to infuse them with “ambiguities and tensions” as pretentious.

    Scott’s willful ignorance of the genre is also annoying. He claims in his essay that the movie Hancock “which played with the superhero archetype by making him a grouchy, slovenly drunk rather than a brilliant scientist, a dashing billionaire or some combination of the two.” Hasn’t the idea of the typical superhero being either a genius scientist or millionaire playboy been out of date for forty-some years? (All Scott need have done is think back to the Spider-Man movies.) With the Watchmen movie coming out early next year, can’t someone induce Scott to read the graphic novel beforehand? Maybe that will change his ideas about the limitations of the superhero genre. Or will he be blind even to Alan Moore’s sophisticated subtexts? I recall when I showed a comic boom I liked to a friend decades ago, when most adults disdained the medium, and she just started reading the sound effects aloud, unwilling to pay attention to the dialogue or art. Her mind was made up that comics were silly, and therefore she fixated on a convention of the genre she could easily mock.

    Since Scott predicted the fall of the superhero movie, The Dark Knight has continued to break records. On July 28 the Times reported that “Among other records it delivered the best second-weekend gross in recent Hollywood history” and “The Dark Knight has sold $314.2 million in tickets domestically in its first 10 days of release, a record”. This is not the start of a decline. This is a sign that the superhero movie has firmly established itself as a 21st century mainstream film genre. In G4’s coverage of this year’s San Diego Comic Con, Michael Uslan, executive producer of the Batman movies and producer of the forthcoming Spirit film, said that we are now experiencing a “Golden Age” of comics-based movies. The evidence, I think, is in his favor.

    Critic David Ansen, in his Newsweek review of The Dark Knight, is more open in his insistence that superhero movies should be empty entertainments: “[Director Christopher] Nolan wants to prove that a superhero movie needn’t be disposable, effects-ridden junk food, and you have to admire his ambition. But this is Batman, not Hamlet. Call me shallow, but I wish it were a little more fun”.

    I get the sense that history is moving forward, and that Scott and Ansen, in their condescension towards the superhero genre, are being left behind. I might call it a generational divide, except that there are older critics who get it.

    For example, Roger Ebert begins off his review of The Dark Knight thus: “Batman isn’t a comic book anymore. Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight is a haunted film that leaps beyond its origins and becomes an engrossing tragedy. It creates characters we come to care about. That’s because of the performances, because of the direction, because of the writing, and because of the superlative technical quality of the entire production. This film, and to a lesser degree Iron Man, redefine the possibilities of the “˜comic-book movie’”.

    While I agree with Ebert about the movie, I am dismayed that he felt he had to imply that Batman had transcended its origins as a comic book series, implying that the comics medium is incapable of matching the artistry and depth of cinema. In other words, he seems to be saying that comics are necessarily shallow and superficial; movies can achieve the level of tragedy. Further, he seems to be implying that a “comic-book movie” and a superhero movie are the same thing, as if comics only dealt in that single genre, and as if the movies American Splendor, Ghost World, A History of Violence, Persepolis and Road to Perdition were not all based on comics of the same name. However challenging The Dark Knight movie may be, to my mind it still falls short of masterpieces of Batman comics such as Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns, Alan Moore’s The Killing Joke, and the Steve Englehart-Marshall Rogers Batman collaboration, all of which surely influenced the new film, directly or indirectly. (By calling the film The Dark Knight, Warners may consciously be attempting to associate it in audience members’ minds with the Miller series, since it was he who popularized this name for the Batman.)

    But still, Ebert recognizes that as this decade of superhero movies proceeds, filmmakers are pushing the envelope ever further: “Something fundamental seems to be happening in the upper realms of the comic-book movie. Spider-Man II (2004) may have defined the high point of the traditional film based on comic-book heroes. A movie like the new Hellboy II allows its director free rein for his fantastical visions. But now Iron Man and even more so The Dark Knight move the genre into deeper waters. They realize, as some comic-book readers instinctively do, that these stories touch on deep fears, traumas, fantasies and hopes. And the Batman legend, with its origins in film noir, is the most fruitful one for exploration.” Batman debuted in 1939, just before the rise of film noir in the 1940s and 1950s, and it would be pleasant if Ebert gave some of us “comic-book readers” credit for the intelligence to consciously realize that the superhero genre deals in “fears, traumas, fantasies and hopes.” But whereas Scott insists on limiting the superhero genre, Ebert perceives both its great potential and the ways in which filmmakers are exploring it.

    As in the past, I continue to be impressed by veteran film critic Andrew Sarris’s open-mindedness towards the superhero genre. Though he admits never having been a comics reader, he seems unfettered by preconceptions about the medium or the superhero genre. Admitting in The New York Observer that “it may seem strange for many that so much weight is being given to a movie about a comic-book superhero,” Sarris nonetheless declares The Dark Knight to be a “masterpiece,” acknowledges that “the moral despair in The Dark Knight has moved me so strongly” and asserts that “after The Dark Knight, I may have to rethink my past reservations about Mr. Nolan’s place in the 21st-century cinema”.

    To my mind, The Dark Knight is a far greater achievement than its director/co-writer Christopher Nolan’s previous movie about the character, 2005’s Batman Begins, which I found disappointing in various respects (see “Comics in Context” #89: “Batman Reboots”).

    One of my biggest problems with Batman Begins was its failure to properly portray its principal villains. The film’s Ra’s al Ghul–both the Asian Ra’s in the beginning and the “real’ Ra’s later on–lacked the regality, the sense of sinister force, and the sheer presence that the character should convey. (It’s certainly not impossible: think of Ian McKellen as Magneto, Christopher Lee as Saruman, or Ralph Fiennes as Voldemort, whose performance is growing in me with repeated viewings, among recent on-screen villains.) The Scarecrow’s brief reappearance at the beginning of The Dark Knight serves as a reminder of the first film’s failing. He returns with his grotesque mask, and yet doesn’t seem intimidating or eerie in the least. Compare this to the way that Jeffrey Combs makes a chilling impression from his first moments voicing the Scarecrow in “Never Fear,” a 1997 episode of the classic Batman animated series. So I worried that Nolan was simply incapable of handling the operatic dimensions of Batman’s larger-than-life villains and would similarly blunder with the Joker.

    But Nolan surprised me by turning Batman Begins‘ greatest flaw into The Dark Knight‘s greatest triumph, through the late Heath Ledger’s remarkable performance as the Joker.

    Nolan and actor Aaron Eckhart handles Two-Face effectively, though he does not rise to the heights of Ledger’s Joker. I was particularly pleased with Nolan’s first revelation on-screen of Two-Face’s scarred facial features. At first Nolan teases us: we think Eckhart is going to turn his head to show us the scarred side of his face, but he doesn’t; it reminded me of the unmasking scene in Lon Chaney’s Phantom of the Opera (1925), with its similar suspenseful feints before the grand unveiling. Finally, Eckhart turns his face fully, and the makeup surpassed my expectations. capturing the grotesquerie of some of the most memorable depictions of Two-Face in the comics.

    One might have expected that Two-Face would get to be the lead villain of his own Batman movie. But, as I will show, it’s necessary to the thematic structure of The Dark Knight that Harvey Dent not only becomes Two-Face in this movie but even goes through a complete character arc ending with his apparent demise by the film’s end.

    As for Ledger’s Joker, as other reviewers have observed, this is the post-9/11 Joker. He blows up a hospital; through bomb threats and actual assassinations, he forces the evacuation of Gotham City. It is as if the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center were followed by a sustained series of terrorist assaults on New York City. The Joker of The Dark Knight thus becomes the realization of nightmare scenarios inspired by 9/11. In the movie Alfred, Bruce Wayne’s butler and counselor, points out that the Joker doesn’t abide by rationality: he wreaks havoc just for the sake of seeing a city “burn.” This points to suspicions I suspect that many of us have about the real life terrorists: that despite their professed ideologies, their real motivation is pleasure in inflicting mass destruction.

    Amazing as Ledger’s performance is, and as different as it is from previous on-screen characterizations of the Joker, I am not going to claim that it renders previous actors’ portrayals of the character obsolete, as some reviewers have suggested. Granted, I’ve never been a fan of Cesar Romero’s comparatively harmless Joker in the 1960s Batman TV show. But I happened to see the part of the 1989 Batman movie on television the same day I saw The Dark Knight, and was paying attention to the more sinister aspects of Jack Nicholson’s performance as the Joker. When I saw The Dark Knight there was a big audience reaction when Ledger’s Joker rams a criminal’s head onto a pointed pencil, a sign of the character’s sadism; I had forgotten that Nicholson’s Joker kills an enemy much the same way, impaling his forehead with a quill pen.

    Batman first appeared in 1939 in Detective Comics; the Joker debuted the following year in Batman #1. These are iconic, archetypal characters who have proved capable of being interpreted in numerous ways. Nolan and Ledger’s version is a Joker for the post-9/11 period, but that does not invalidate different approaches to depicting the character.

    Romero’s and Nicholson’s Jokers, and the Joker as so memorably voiced by Mark Hamill in the 1990s animated series, are all showmen. They turn crime into performance art, and they always seem to be “on,” always putting on a show, whether for their henchmen or Batman or the entire city, when delivering one of their threats over the airwaves. They may be killers, but they’re also trying to make their audience laugh. These Jokers are over-the-top extroverts, and there’s something appealing about their boisterous laughs and high spirits even as we may be appalled by their crimes.

    Nolan is said to have based his Joker on the character as he first appeared in Batman #1, the grim serial killer who did not laugh, and whose smile seemed more like a death’s head grin. In a radical departure from previous Joker portrayals, contrast, Ledger’s Joker seems introverted, quiet, even laid back. He occasionally laughs loudly, but not all that often. Ledger’s Joker isn’t putting on a performance: he is only interested in amusing himself through manipulating the people–and the city-at his mercy. His sense of humor is more clearly something that is entirely his own, unlike anyone else’s, his own perverse, ironic, cynical way of looking at his fellow man. If there were such a person as the Joker, he would more likely be like Ledger’s Joker, someone cut off from the sensibilities of other people, someone with a sadistic sense of humor that is wholly his own. This creepy self-centeredness is what makes Ledger’s Joker seem more truly demented than the supposedly crazy Jokers of Nicholson and Hamill.

    One of the most striking differences about Heath Ledger’s Joker is the coloring of his face and hair. It’s referred to as “makeup” in the movie, yet when Ledger’s Joker is in police custody, his makeup is not removed. That suggests that it can’t be, and that, as in the comics and the 1989 movie, the Joker’s face and hair have been permanently discolored by chemical wastes.

    But in the comics and the 1989 movie, is it really credible that those chemicals could have so nearly dyed the Joker’s face chalk white, his lips red, and his hair green, making him look as if he had made himself up to look like a circus clown? Ledger’s Joker is the first one I’ve seen who looks as if he were the victim of a horrible accident. The chalk-white face color isn’t solid: in closeups you can see through, here and there, to his original Caucasian skin hue. The red on his lips no longer looks like lipstick; instead, it looks like a thick red smear across his myth and the scars to either side.

    Something that many writers don’t seem to get is the power of mystery. Sam Hamm’s screenplay for the 1989 Batman film gave the Joker a real name, Jack Napier (“Jackanapes,” get it?). In contrast, in offering an origin for the Joker in The Killing Joke, Alan Moore did not give him a real name, and even made clear that this was only a “possible” origin story for the character, who may tell different accounts of his past at other times. In other words, the reader may accept or reject this origin as he or she likes. By not giving the future Joker a name, Moore may have been implying he was an everyman figure, or that the horror that drove him to become the Joker could do the same to anyone. More importantly, if the Joker has no real name and no definite origin, then it is as if the Joker is the only identity he now has, as if he is cut off from humanity, as if he is some mysterious evil force. Batman is grounded in humanity through his alter ego, Bruce Wayne; in the Joker’s case, it is as if his original human identity has ceased to exist.

    Following this idea, Dark Knight‘s director/writer Christopher Nolan has repeatedly referred to the Joker as “an absolute”. I very much like the scene in the police station in which we learn that the Joker can’t be identified through fingerprints, dental records or even DNA samples: this is the 21st century version of utter anonymity. In The Dark Knight the Joker also gives differing accounts of how he got his scars, suggesting that Nolan is carrying on Moore’s idea that the Joker is an unreliable narrator of his own past.

    At one point the Ledger Joker shows off his “card,” a Joker. But it’s not the typical playing card Joker figure that looks like a medieval court jester. Instead the Joker on the card looks like a laughing devil, complete with a tail. That’s appropriate, since the Joker in Batman is a modern descendant of the vice figure in medieval drama, a figure of evil who, as the drama evolved, also became the principal comedy character.

    The Vice’s original dramatic function in medieval morality plays was as a tempter of human souls. One of The Dark Knight‘s primary innovations in portraying the Joker us to cast him as a tempter. As Roger Ebert realized, “He’s a Mephistopheles whose actions are fiendishly designed to pose moral dilemmas for his enemies.”

    Nolan and Ledger’s Joker also fits the Vice mold in that the Vice will cause trouble simply for its own sake. Shakexpeare’s Iago, a descendant of the medieval Vice, is notorious for what the poet Samuel Tayloir Coleridge called his “motiveless malignity.”

    Hence, the Joker sets a series of challenges for Batman and the people of Gotham City, forcing them into positions in which they have to make painful moral decisions. The Joker’s apparent goal is to expose morality as a fraud, and compel people to choose self-interest over the fate of others. He says at one point, “These civilized people, they’ll eat each other.” The Joker is out to demonstrate that the rest of humanity is on his moral level; the difference is that he admits it and they don’t.

    This begins with the Joker’s first criminal scheme in the movie, in which he has organized a team of criminals, disguised by clown masks, to rob a bank. The Joker has also arranged for each member of the team, once his function is fulfilled, to be shot dead by another team member: in the end, the Joker himself, wearing one of the masks, kills the final member of the team. We learn later in the movie that the Joker doesn’t care about money; perhaps he regarded his real triumph in this case to be inducing each of the criminals to betray the others. No honor among thieves, indeed.

    Later, the Joker declares that he will continue killing people every day unless Batman publicly reveals his true identity. Despite Alfred’s counsel that the Joker can’t be trusted to stop his killing spree, Bruce Wayne is unwilling to let anyone die if he can help it, and is willing not only to reveal his dual identity but also to go to prison, since Batman is wanted by the police. In the end, the Joker is thwarted when an unexpected alternative is found, and Harvey Dent announces that he is Batman. (Watching this part of the film, I wondered, is he Spartacus, too?)

    Stiil later, the Joker simultaneously puts both Harvey Dent and assistant district attorney Rachel Dawes in peril, forcing Batman to choose which of them to rescue. (Ironically, the Joker is unaware that Batman is Bruce Wayne and is in love with Dawes.) Again, Batman solves the problem by coming up with an slternative that perhaps the Joker hadn’t considered (though it is fairly obvious), sending Gordon to saved Dent. (Perhaps the Joker sought to learn more about Batman by seeing who he would choose to rescue himself.) But in the end the explosives go off, killing Dawes before she can be rescued.

    Finally, the Joker threatens to blow up the bridges and tunnels leading out of Gotham City, the city begins evacuating people by ferries. The Joker announces that he has planted explosives on two of the ferries, one carrying convicts and the other carrying ordinary people, and that he will blow both ferries up at midnight. However, each ferry is provided with a trigger for detonating the explosives on the other ferry. The Joker claims that if either ferry’s passengers blow up the other ferry, he will spare the survivors. It seems as if some of the convicts are willing to blow up the other boat, whole people on that second boat argue that the convicts don’t deserve to live as much as they do. But in the end, the passengers on neither ferry are willing to blow up the other, apparently hoping for a miracle. And the miracle occurs: since Batman succeeds in besting the Joker, neither ferry blows up. Batman forces the Joker to confront this fact: he attempted to prove the darkness of human nature by corrupting hundreds of people on the ferries and failed. Similarly, the Joker recognizes that he has failed to corrupt Batman himself.

    Even apart from the challenges he explicitly sets, the Joker’s very presence in Gotham serves as a temptation to Batman. One of the key lines in the movie is the repeated observation that in time a hero eventually becomes a villain. How often in Batman stories in different media have we seen Batman threaten to drop a criminal from a great height unless he gives him certain information? We never see Batman drop the criminal, and so most of us probably assume he’s bluffing. But in The Dark Knight, when Batman so threatens Boss Maroni, the latter calls his bluff, saying the fall wouldn’t kill him. But Batman wasn’t out to kill Maroni but to hurt him, and drops Maroni, who lands painfully on his legs; the audience at my screening was audibly shocked. Does Nolan mean us to think of the contemporary controversy over the U. S. government’s use of torture? Does he mean us to think that Batman is going too far? Similarly, when Batman interrogates the Joker at the police station. Batman begins punching him, but Nolan does not stage the scene in a manner to invite the audience to enjoy the Joker’s punishment; instead, Nolan emphasizes the brutality, and makes certain we see that Commissioner Gordon, looking in, is horrified. And yes, the Joker ends up telling Batman where his men are holding Harvey Dent and Rachel Dawes captive, but it becomes apparent that the Joker wanted Batman to go after them, and the Joker reverses their locations. So what good did that torture via beating accomplish?

    Towards the movie’s end, Wayne’s confidant Lucius Fox is shocked to discover that Wayne has found away to monitor all the cell phones in Gotham City. Contending that this is too much power for any man to have, Fox declares he will resign once the Joker crisis is over. Does Nolan mean us to think of the current administration’s vast expansion of warrantless wiretapping? Is he, perhaps, alluding to V’s similar wall of TV screens, enabling him to look through the fascist government’s omnipresent “Big Brother”-style video cameras in Alan Moore’s V for Vendetta? Or the real life video monitoring system that the British government installed after Moore wrote V? Could Nolan even be alluding to Batman’s satellite monitoring of metahumans in the comics some years ago (said to be returning in the forthcoming Justice League movie)?

    But Dark Knight‘s Batman does not ultimately succumb to the temptation of misusing his own power. He instructs Lucius Fox to enter his (Fox’s) name into the monitoring system after the Joker crisis is over, and this causes the system to self-destruct. In other words, Batman/Wayne only temporarily assumed this power over people’s privacy to defeat a massive threat to their security, and then gives up the power once the need is over. One reviewer referred to Alfred and Lucius Fox as serving as Batman’s “consciences,” so it’s appropriate that it is Fox’s name that destroys the monitoring system.

    Moreover, perhaps we are meant to contrast the Joker’s final fate in the movie with Batman’s earlier treatment of both the Joker and Maroni. At the end, Batman lets the Joker plunge from a high building, but then saves his life, suspending him upside down. (Earlier the Joker had hanged Batman in effigy; now Batman “hangs” the Joker without killing him.) The Joker is responsible for killing Rachel Dawes and turning Harvey Dent into Two-Face, yet the Batman resists any temptation to avenge them by killing him.

    There’s a tradition in the Batman movies from 1989 on of killing off most of the major villains. It’s ironic that The Dark Knight keeps the Joker alive, as if setting up his return in a sequel. That was presumably the original plan: the Joker even says in his last scene that his feud with Batman will go on eternally. Since Heath Ledger died after completing the movie, it’s now unlikely that Nolan and Warners would attempt to recast the role in the current series of Batman movies, forcing a different actor to compete with Ledger’s extraordinary performance. Will Ledger posthumously become the first actor to win an Academy Award for playing a role that originated in comics?

    The character who fails the Joker’s moral challenges is Harvey Dent, who, as in the comics, starts out as the idealistic District Attorney who is out to clean up Gotham City. Bruce Wayne regards Dent as the potential savior of Gotham City, the man who can do a better job of ridding it of crime through legal means than Batman can through vigilantism. Once Wayne’s girlfriend, Rachel Dawes is now in love with Dent. Perhaps Dent, in this movie, can be seen as Wayne’s doppelganger, showing what might have happened had Wayne chosen to fight crime as a lawyer or a government official instead.

    But this one man, Harvey Dent, proves all too vulnerable. After being captured by the Joker’s men, half of Dent’s face burns and is horribly scarred. His disfigurement and the murder of Rachel surely push him to the brink of madness. Then, disguised as a nurse, the Joker confronts Dent in the hospital and pushes him over the brink. As Two-Face, Dent’s crusade against crime is twisted into a series if murders of those he holds responsible for Rachel’s death. Thus Dent becomes a corrupted version of Batman, the crimefighting vigilante, crossing the moral line that Batman refuses to. This ultimately leads to Two-Face’s clash with his thematic doppelganger Batman and to his death. (Or so it seems. Two-Face’s fall may not have been as lethal as it looked. See here)

    The Joker, as tempter, won a major victory by corrupting the crusading district attorney Harvey Dent, turning him into the criminal Two-Face. Batman is determined to deprive the Joker of his victory and is adamant that the people of Gotham need the image of Dent as incorruptible champion of the law. Therefore, at the end of the movie, Batman insists that Gordon blame him–Batman–for the murders Two-Face committed, so that Gotham will look up to Dent as a martyr to the cause of law and order.

    I’m not the only person who has noticed the resemblance here to the ending of John Ford’s The Man who Shot Liberty Valance (1962). (See, for example, here). In that movie, it is Tom Doniphon, the character played by John Wayne who actually shoots the outlaw Liberty Valance dead. But the public believes that the hero was Ransom Stoddard, the lawyer played by James Stewart, who eventually rises to become a United States Senator. As in The Searchers, Wayne’s character, who takes the law into his own hands, is necessary to rid the territory of evil so the rule of law may take root. But once a society governed by law arises, the gunslinger has no place in that world. Doniphon allows Stoddard to take the credit for killing Valance, because Doniphon recognizes that he belongs to the past, and Stoddard, and the rise of law and government, are the wave of the future. Years later, when Stoddard returns to attend the now forgotten Doniphon’s funeral, he tells the local press the true story of who killed Valance. The members of the press, acting very unlike members of the press, decided to bury the story; as one of them famously puts it, “When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.” It is more important to them that Stoddard still be credited with the heroic act that launched his political career. Ford’s earlier Fort Apache (1948) ends similarly, with Wayne’s character continuing to speak of his deceased former superior officer, played by Henry Fonda, as a hero, even though the movie has shown that the Fonda character was a martinet who was responsible for leading his troops into a disastrous massacre.

    As I said earlier, Scott had hit upon something important by comparing superhero movies with Westerns: Dark Knight seems to be invoking Liberty Valance. Batman is the vigilante who operates outside the law, who seeks to preserve the good reputation of Harvey Dent in the hope that Harvey’s memory will inspire the people of Gotham to rise up against crime through legal means, thereby rendering Batman’s vigilantism unnecessary.

    Fort Apache and Liberty Valance appear to advocate this “print the legend” philosophy. But arguably both films actually advocate the opposite. In both Ford reveals the truth behind the “legend,” thereby indicating it is better that we know that truth. At the end of Valance, Senator Stoddard seems trapped in a lie that falsely gives him credit for the heroism of another man, who has died in poverty and obscurity.

    Nolan’s Batman films radically differ from the comics in depicting Batman’s motivation. In the comics, traditionally, Bruce Wayne takes a vow to battle all criminals when he is a young boy, right after the murder of his patents. From childhood on he is driven to pursue this goal. Some stories, including Paul Levitz’s origin for the Earth-2 Batman’s daughter, the Huntress, and the animated film Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993), have indicated that if Batman/Bruce Wayne found fulfilling love, he would no longer feel the need to continue his crusade against crime. Other stories, such as Englehart and Rogers’ tales of Silver St. Cloud (see “Comics in Context” #84: “Dark Definitive” among others), and Tim Burton’s first Batman movie (1989), instead shows that love would not deter him from his self-appointed mission. Frank Miller’s Batman: The Dark Knight Returns shows that if Bruce Wayne ended his costumed career, he would be left an empty shell of a man. The Dark Knight Returns and its sequel, The Dark Knight Strikes Again, also show that Batman would continue his crimefighting career well into middle age, as long as he was physically able. The animated series Batman Beyond presents an elderly, wizened Bruce Wayne, still dedicated to his mission, even if he must now work through a young costumed protege. In short, it is difficult to imagine the Batman of the comics ever turning aside from his lifelong crimefighting career. His dedication to it is arguably an obsession, and it may end only with his death.

    In sharp contrast, Nolan’s Batman Beyond presented Bruce Wayne as a lost and directionless youth, who merely became fixated on killing his parents’ killer, Joe Chill; once Chill was assassinated by someone else, Wayne had no goal in life until his childhood friend Rachel Dawes turned his attention to combatting crime in general, and Ra’s al Ghul subsequently molded him into the warrior he became.

    In Batman Begins, as in Miller’s Batman: Year One, Batman is learning on the job how to operate as a costumed vigilante. In The Dark Knight Batman has mastered his new career and has become the commanding figure we know from the comics.

    But, rather surprisingly, Nolan’s Batman can not only envision the end of his costumed career but actively seeks to bring it to an end. Nolan’s Bruce Wayne supports Harvey Dent as district attorney because he comes to believe that Dent is a truly dedicated man who can break the grip of crime on Gotham City. Indeed, Dent succeeds in bringing Gotham’s mob bosses to trial.

    It appears, then, that the Bruce Wayne of The Dark Knight regards Batman as a necessary only in a Gotham with a dysfunctional system of law and order: the corrupt Gotham depicted in Batman Begins–and in Batman: Year One–in which James Gordon seemed to be the only honest cop. It’s rather like the Robin Hood legend, in which nobleman Robin of Locksley turns outlaw, battling the Sheriff and Prince John–only until good King Richard returns and restores the rule of law. The Bruce Wayne of The Dark Knight hopes to make Batman obsolete: if Harvey Dent can clean up Gotham City through legal means, then Wayne will happily retire Batman.

    Moreover, The Dark Knight gives no indication that Bruce Wayne would become that purposeless, self-destructive man from Miller’s Dark Knight Returns if he gave up being Batman. The Bruce Wayne of The Dark Knight believes that once he ends his other life as Batman, he will be free to marry Rachel Dawes. However, she is intent on marrying Dent instead, a secret that Alfred keeps from Wayne, even after Dawes’ death, perhaps believing it is necessary for Wayne to think that a happy life with her was indeed a viable alternative for him, and that he was not necessarily doomed to be alone.)

    So Bruce Wayne is in the position of Tom Doniphon from Valance, and Harvey Dent takes the role of Ransom Stoddard. Wayne is the man who takes it upon himself as Batman to battle outlaws, who makes it possible for Dent, like Stoddard, to bring about the rule of law through the government, making Batman unnecessary. The parallel even extends to Rachel Dawes, since Vera Miles’ character in Valance is originally in love with Doniphon but ends up marrying Stoddard.

    In the movie Dent repeats the line that the night is darkest before the dawn. I expect that Nolan wants us to spot the pun here: Batman is the Dark Knight, whose presence is necessary to bring about the dawn, the new period of a Gotham that rises above the mire of crime, that Dent, this secular Messiah, promises to bring about.

    Nolan’s Bruce Wayne even seems to regard Batman as a necessary evil. Nolan establishes early in the movie that there are various incompetent Batman wannabes in Gotham, attempting to imitate Gotham’s new vigilante. Batman disapproves of them. One Batman wannabe is later captured and apparently killed by the Joker, demonstrating that it is dangerous to try to imitate Batman.

    I suspect it’s not just that this movie’s Batman wants to keep imitators out of danger, but that he doesn’t want people to treat him as a hero at all. By insisting that Gordon blame him for the murders that were actually committed by Dent as Two-Face, Batman ensures that the public will not think of him as a hero. If indeed Batman wants to bring about a Gotham City in which he will be unnecessary, then it makes sense that he does not want to be acclaimed as a hero, or to inspire any imitators. Batman operates outside the law because the law, compromised by government and police corruption, is ineffective in stopping crime; in the world he wants to bring about, in which the law regains its effectiveness, there is no place for a vigilante who operates outside the law. Bruce Wayne would hardly end up in poverty or obscurity, but his alter ego, Batman, would be “dead,” just as Tom Doniphon is.

    There is further irony. It was Dent who kept predicting that a hero eventually becomes a villain, as he himself ended up doing. The Batman, however, begins to overstep moral bounds, but by the film’s end has pulled back. Yet he pretends to have turned villain in order to conceal Dent’s own villainy.

    The moviemakers have it both ways: the people of Gotham City may regard Batman as a murderer and criminal, but Commissioner Gordon makes a stirring speech to his son, praising Batman as a true hero, willing to sacrifice his own reputation, and, of course, the audience will agree with Gordon. Is there a certain moral confusion here, though? If vigilantism is wrong, and the people of Gotham shouldn’t look up to Batman as a hero, then why should we?

    Moreover, Gordon and Batman are engaging in a cover-up of the truth about Harvey Dent. Do cover-ups ever truly work? Doesn’t the truth eventually emerge? Is it ever really for the best to conceal wrongdoing in order to preserve someone’s public image?

    Alfred is engaged in a cover-up as well. He has read the letter that Rachel Dawes gave him before her death, explaining that she will not marry Bruce and that he should not count on her to give him a normal life once he gives up being Batman. Alfred decides not to give it to Wayne. Perhaps Alfred believes Wayne is better off continuing to regard Rachel as a sort of muse and inspiration, continuing to believe that it would have been possible for him to give up being Batman and lead a normal life with her. But would it be better for Wayne to come to terms with the truth?

    Does Nolan believe that these cover-ups are necessary? Or is he setting up another sequel. in which the lies will be exposed (especially should Two-Face return from his seeming grave)?

    In The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance Tom Doniphon perpetrates a lie that works; he rids the territory of its most dangerous criminal, and makes it possible for lawyer Ransom Stoddard to become a hero in his place, to lead the territory into statehood, and to establish civilization and the rule of law there. Doniphon makes tremendous sacrifices: he never gets his rightful credit for killing Valance, he loses the woman he loves to Stoddard, and he dies impoverished and nearly forgotten, his time having passed. But the film indicates that those sacrifices were worth it. In the framing sequence of Ford’s film, the vision that Stoddard had, of law and civilization, has come to pass and is firmly established.

    But what about the sacrifices in The Dark Knight? When critic Andrew Sarris writes of the “moral despair” in The Dark Knight, he seems specifically to be referring to the fates of “Mr. [Aaron] Eckhart’s Harvey Dent and Ms. [Maggie] Gyllenhaal’s Rachel Dawes. Their deaths are testaments to the omnipotently anarchic evil of Ledger’s Joker. And for once, Bruce Wayne/Batman, for all his wiles and wizardry, is unable to save either Dent or Rachel, when earlier Batmen could have rescued them with a climatic swoop of their Batmobile, and have thrown in a wedding for the two virtuous lovers besides.” Sarris is quite right. The death of Rachel seems to have had something of the same effect that the death of Gwen Stacy had on Marvel readers in the 1970s: a violation of the conventional genre expectations that the leading lady will never die, and a shocking sign that happy en dings are no longer guaranteed. Consider too that in Bill Finger’s original Two-Face two-parter in the 1940s, Two-Face’s sanity was ultimately restored, as were his handsome facial features.

    Rachel and Harvey each represented Bruce Wayne’s hopes for the future: that Harvey could release Gotham from the grip of crime, that he could make Batman unnecessary, that Rachel would someday marry Bruce. With Rachel and Harvey both dead, Bruce now seems trapped in his role as Batman.

    Batman is determined to conceal Dent’s transformation into Two-Face and to keep the image of Harvey Dent, crusader against crime, alive. That image, Batman appears to think, will motivate others to believe that the fight against crime and corruption in Gotham is not hopeless, and to carry on Dent’s crusade.

    Arguably, this Batman needs to believe in the memory of Harvey Dent himself, so as not to concede that the war on crime is hopeless.

    Still, Batman is perpetrating a lie and an illusion, deceiving the people of Gotham, supposedly for their own good. But at the movie’s end, with Harvey Dent dead, his case against Gotham’s criminal bosses has apparently collapsed. There us no sign that anyone will take Dent’s place or that Gotham will indeed be freed from criminal domination. Doniphon died knowing that his sacrifice had borne fruit. It remains an open question whether Batman’s sacrifices will bring about that new dawn that Dent prophesied.

    And Batman too is the victim of illusion. Just as he and Gordon have deceived Gotham about Harvey Dent, so too Alfred has deceived Bruce Wayne about Rachel Dawes, in order to preserve his illusion that she would one day have married him.

    So Bruce Wayne/Batman is trapped in lies, trapped in what may be his endless one-man war on crime, and he has willingly forfeited the support of the very citizenry if Gotham that he has saved from the Joker. Ebert is correct about the tragic aspect of The Dark Knight.

    But Sarris is not entirely correct about the film’s “moral despair.” The Joker, that force of anarchy and amorality, remains alive, but the Batman has thwarted him for now. Batman has transcended the temptation to abuse his own power. Dent’s legacy is his appointment of the honest James Gordon as Police Commissioner. And, most importantly, those two ferryloads of Gothamites, some criminals, some not, passed the moral challenge that the Joker set them. There us hope in Gotham City after all. But one cannot rely on a single savior like Harvey Dent. The struggle of Batman, Gordon, and their fellow Gothamites to save their city will be a longer, harder struggle than they had hoped.

    ADVERTISEMENTS FOR MYSELF

    However condescending some of today’s critics may be towards comics, matters were far, far worse in the 1950s, when comics were widely accused of contributing to juvenile delinquency, the comics industry was investigated by Congress, and hundreds of comics professionals lost their jobs. Columbia University professor David Hadju recounts this dark period in disturbing detail in his new book The Ten-Cent Plague: The Great Comic-Book Scare and How It Changed America. You can find my review of the book in the July 7 edition of Publishers Weekly‘s online newsletter Comics Week. It has taken a half century for comics to recover and progress to the point that it is now no surprise to see graphic novels taken seriously in the pages of Publishers Weekly, The New York Times and other leading publications.

    LINKS IN THE AMAZON CHAIN

    You can find Hadju’s book at Amazon here.

    As for one of my own books, since much of this week’s column is about the Joker, I’ll recommend The Supervillain Book: The Evil Side of Comics and Hollywood, edited by Gina Misiroglu and Michael Eury. Published by Visible Ink, this is an encyclopedia of supervillains in comics, film and television, for which I was a contributing writer.

    Copyright 2008 Peter Sanderson

  • Comics & Comics: Bring on the Baddies!

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    Howdy Inter-Webbers. I’m Matt Cohen, and I dig villains.

    Sure, I enjoy the occasional hero now and again, but since an early age I can remember enjoying – if not empathizing – with Comic Book super villains. There is something so infectiously addictive about reading the exploits of men and women (and other creatures… I mean, we are talking comics here, folks) who have zero shame, zero pretenses, and zero morals. When a character is not tethered by worries and fears, when they are a being of pure purpose and driven to that goal, there is some level of primal thinking in all of us that goes, “I wish I could do that.” Not necessarily committing crimes and taking over the world, but rather the attraction to living a free and guiltless life. It seems, well… Fun.

    But, shockingly enough, no mainstream comic company has ever dedicated an ongoing series to a supervillain. Sure, there are some exceptions and slight distinctions (Thunderbolts), but for the most part baddies are relegated to supporting appearances and one shots.

    Not anymore, they’re not.

    With the help of the world famous Jesse Rivers, I have put together a list of books coming out this year (IN OUR IMAGINATIONS… fun ) that showcase the badguy in all of us (and, more specifically, in the Marvel and DC universes)

    And so, without futher ado, Jesse and I present you with our slate of upcoming series, all starring those we love to hate… Supervillians!

    Reading glasses, kids.

    Born on a Monday:

    Starring: Solomon Grundy

    Premise: How would you feel if you knew you couldn’t die? Happy – nay, thrilled, one might think. One hasn’t met Solomon Grundy, then. Set in the backwoods and marshy bayous of southern Louisiana, BORN ON A MONDAY gives us a closer glance at the man who can’t die. Grundy doesn’t want fame, he doesn’t want money, and he surely doesn’t want power. As a man who can’t die, he simply wants what he can’t have – Peace. Set to the gorgeous and somber pencils of Mike Mignola, this will be a modern fairy tale that leans heavily on the tragic side. You won’t want to miss it.

    Artist: Mike Mignola

    The Lizard:

    Starring: Dr. Curt Conners

    Premise: Jeckyl and who? For years, one of the most compelling figures in comicdom has been the heart wrenching tale of Dr. Curt Conners, the man who would be the Lizard. A simple man who fooled with things beyond his understanding and wound up paying the ultimate cost. By day a conflicted and brilliant scientist searching for a cure to his madness – By night, a bloodthirsty monster bent only on carnage and destruction. Told in a sprawling, traveling type tale, The Lizard finds Dr. Conners on the run across the backwoods of America, from the authorities, the superhero community, and worst of all – Himself. Can Curt find a cure before the monster overshadows the man?

    Artist: Bernie Wrightson

    Hellfire Club:

    Starring: Sebastian Shaw, Donald Pierce, Harry Leland, Mystique

    Premise: The most powerful, the wealthiest, the most influential private club in the world has seen better days. Sebastian Shaw resides over the remnants of what once the most cunning and threatening force in the mutant universe. His queens are dead or in prison. His rooks decimated. He and three men are all that remain. All the money and social/political ties in the world can’t bring the once glorious club out of its slump. It seems all hope is lost for the storied Hellfire Club. That is, until a new queen comes into town. Black? White? More like blue. That’s right, Mystique is now the leader of Hellfire, and you all know the saying… Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

    Artist: Jim Lee

    Latveria:

    Starring: Dr. Doom

    Premise: We’ve seen plenty of books about Victor Von Doom, arguably the greatest supervillan in Marvel Comics history. Plenty of them. What we never see are books about the lives Doom affects on a daily basis. A lot of people forget, but besides from being an ego-maniacal supervillian bent on conquering earth, Doom is also the leader of a nation. And that nation is made up of many interesting and diverse characters who both worship and revile their glorious leader. LATVERIA is simply that, a look at the small landlocked European nation from the top to the bottom, from Victor Von Doom himself to the lowliest serf who lives in his mighty shadow. Take a peek behind the iron curtain. You might be very surprised what you find.

    Artist: Alex Ross

    The Axis:

    Starring: Red Skull, M.O.D.O.K, Sin, Crossbones, Arnim Zola, Baron Zemo, Batroc the Leaper

    Premise: With the death of Steve Rogers, the members of his rogues gallery faced a dire dilemma. What do the world’s most hell-bent villains do when they have accomplished their one and only goal? Sell their services to the highest bidder, of course. A villainous “Heroes for Hire“, each issue will find the Axis trying to bump of a villain’s caped archenemy (for a hefty fee). Had enough with your respective foe? Just give the Axis a call. And let’s face it… They killed Cap. Does anyone else really stand a chance? (Guest starring everyone’s favorite Frenchie, Batroc the Leaper, as the Axis’s “neutral” contact on the outside world.)

    Artist: Jack Kirby


    Taskmaster:

    Starring: Taskmaster

    Premise: The Anti-Booster Gold. Taskmaster, the deformed and devious (and yet freakin’ hilarious) villain, has decided that he is too much man for one time period. With the help of a stolen time travel device (Dr. Ivo really should lock his doors at night) and a laundry list of targets, Task travels through time gathering powers and fighting techniques (and causing all sorts of mayhem) from famous heroes and infamous villains alike. Where is Task headed? Only to some of the most beloved and well known stories in comic book history! When Gwen Stacy got thrown off the bridge, Task was there. When the Beyonder decided it was time to hold a Secret War, Task was there. When Jean Grey bit the dust (both times), Task was there. In fact, Taskmaster is damn near everywhere. The question is… Will you be?

    Artist: Joe Madureira

    Mad Love:

    Starring: Joker and Harley Quinn

    Premise: What happens when you mix a sociopathic clown, his longtime girlfriend, a stolen red convertible, and the open road? You’ve got the premise for the delightfully twisted new love story “MAD LOVE“. Joker and Harley Quinn take off from Gotham with only their sick minds to guide them, and there is no telling what these two lovestruck psychos will get into. WIth dazzling artwork by comic great Darwyn Cooke, this book is sure to please even the most jaded fans. Romance has never been so damned complicated.

    Artist: Darwyn Cooke

    Arkham:

    Starring: Vandal Savage, Mr. Zsasz, Weather Wizard, Dr. Light, Calendar Man and Gorilla Grodd

    Premise: PRISON BREAK with powers. Five men (and one ape) decide they have had enough of being incarcerated in Gotham’s most notorious “Looney Bin” and hatch a plan to escape. Only problem? Let’s face it – If there was only one problem, they’d be out by now. Join us each issue as we continue the episodic saga of six villains who only want their freedom… or are there other motives behind the breakout? With more twists then a roller coaster, be sure to tune into what will become the gold standard for serial sagas.

    Artist: Dave Gibbons

    The Wonderfully Woeful Misadventures of Mr. Mind:

    Starring: Mr. Mind

    Premise: The evilest kids book around! Told in the style of a Dr. Seuss story, each issue follows Mr. Mind on his quest to destroy earth and enslave all humanity. He’s so cute! Marvel as Mr. Mind ravages alien planets. Amaze as he conquers lost civilizations. Drop your jaw as he shops for those tiny spectacles he is so fond of wearing. And remember – “Death, destruction, all at one time – Just come along with Mr. Mind!!!”

    Artist: Jeff Smith

    Hatter:

    Starring: The Mad Hatter

    Premise: After years of being viewed as a joke, as a gimmicky c-lister obsessed with hats and frankly out of his mind, Jervis Titch has had a revelation. He is not mad, rather it’s the world that lacks sanity. In a fit of eerie calm, he burns all his hats save one. We all know Jervis has dabbled in mind control on the past, but what happens when one can control one’s own mind? And what if that mind is a jumbled mess of psychosis and paranoia? The Hatter is not so mad anymore… no, he’s the mellowest he could ever be. And he has a mission. To cure the world of its inherent insanity. His method? One murder at a time… A shocking and graphic relaunching that will propel an oft laughed at buffoon into one of the most dangerous and evil villains comic books has ever seen. Be there… If you can stand the madness.

    Artist: Matt Cohen

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    If only the above were true folks… If only. We’re working on it. Like what we came up with? Hate it? Leave a comment in the message section and be heard from the herd.

    Tune in next week for a look at the new film STEPBROTHERS. I promise, there will be fun had.

    And as always kids,

    “Keep em’ bagged and boarded”

    Matt Cohen is currently wondering why he doesn’t write comics for a living.

    Jesse Rivers is currently wondering why he is billed under Matt Cohen

  • Toy Box: SDCC 2008 – The Best and Worst!

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    Another year, another San Diego Comic Con goes by. For many years now I’ve been braving the crowds and crazyiness to savor all that is the nerd prom, and I always enjoy myself. This year, the entire show sold out in advance – no tickets were avalable on site. I don’t know of any other public convention where that occurs, particularly since we’re talking around 125,000 advance ticket holders.

    Here again is my Top 10 best and worst aspects of this year’s con. And while I’ll be complaining about some things (it is our nature after all), please let me say that the positives of the experience greatly outweight the negatives. Let’s get to the list!

    Number 10 Best – The panels of course. While I’ll be the first to admit that overall the panels this year weren’t quite as blockbuster as last year, I did attend some terrific ones. I think this is the first year they’ve ever held any panel in Hall H that was television show themed, but both the Heroes and Lost panels were fantastic and filled to capacity. We got to see the entire first episode of this seasons Heroes (with lots of great answers like who shot Nathan Petrelli and plenty more interesting new questions), and while the Lost guys never tell us much, at least they do it in a Hell of an entertaining way. I also enjoyed panels on the Venture Brothers, Robot Chicken, Terminator: Salvation, Pixar’s next film Up, and Disney’s next animated release, Bolt.

    Number 10 Worst – The lines for the panels, of course. Hall H wasn’t too bad, even when the lines were long. That’s the thing about lining up almost 7,000 people – it’s one HELL of a long line, but you all get in. In fact, I got in line at 9:45 am for the 10:30 am Heroes panel, thinking I’d never get in (the lenght of the line was awe inducing), and yet I made it in on time with room to spare. I plan on turning the experience into a uplifting documentary film called Waiting. I smell Oscar.

    But other rooms were not so lucky, and there were great panels in the other rooms. This year, 6CDEF was particularly bad, and by Friday morning I realized that I was more likely to have a pleasant experience with Hall security than seeing anything in the large combined room.

    Number 9 Best – The celebrities. Comic-con is becoming the place to pimp your show/movie/projecct. I didn’t see a lot of celebs wandering the flow (Scott Adsit from 30 Rock was there, as was Dennis Miller, and Triumph the Insult Dog was enjoying himself), but the panels had everyone from Matthew Fox, to the entire cast of Heroes, to Chris McCulloch (creator of Venture Brothers, and voice of Hank Venture). It appeared as though all were having one Hell of a great time, too.

    Number 9 Worst – The crowd. This was particularly obvious on Wednesday night. It appears as though they are selling just as many tickets for Wednesday as any other day…but there are no panels or other activities to pull people away from the main floor. Add to that all that geek adrenaline that’s been pent up for 360 days since the last Comic Con, and you get one large, pushy, annoying crowd. At some point they have to look at moving to a larger location, perhaps in Vegas, or the show may simply implode to form the first nerd black hole.

    Number 8 Best – My introduction to the Flight of the Conchords. Actually, this has nothing to do specifically with the con, but while I was there my nephew had me watch the entire first season DVD’s. And they kick ass. If you tend to like weird, off beat comedy, and particularly if you like novelty music, you should check it out. I am da Boom King. And the Hip Hoppopotamus.

    Number 8 Worst – getting a Mattel or Hasbro exclusive. The demand was high, and neither booth could truly accomodate it. Hasbro went with an approach where you had to get a ticket at one location, and that ticket told you when to go to the booth to buy your exclusives. However, this just meant you got to stand in one long line to be given the opportunity to go stand in another long line.

    Mattel committed the cardinal sin of switching how they did their distribution during the middle of the con. First, they started out simply selling them first come first serve up to an alloted amount each day. This means long, painful lines of course. Then, a couple days in, they switched to passing out raffle tickets early, and going to the booth later in the day. While this second approach was less painful, the confusion caused by the switch created some serious fanboy animosity. There was much grinding of teeth and cursing of mothers.

    Number 7 Best – All those wonderful costumes. This is a chance to let your geek flag fly, and fans unfurl them with great gusto. Oh, some of those flags shouldn’t be waving quite so proudly, but that’s for them to work out in therapy later. Big points to the folks that get and imaginitive in their choice of characters. To do a great costume requires a) that you pick a recognizable character, but not one that TOO obvious and b) that you take into consideration your own body and look. If you weigh 80 pounds soaking wet, I wouldn’t recommend dressing up as He-man. And while the title of the movie might have been ‘300’, that doesn’t mean weighing 300 pounds makes you an ideal Spartan.

    Number 7 Worst – The sheer number of Jokers this year. I bet that probably doesn’t come as much of a surprise to you…so I’m not sure why so many folks thought that it would make for a creative and interesting look. Oh, there were some guys there that have been doing the Joker for years, and they do it extremely well (such as this guy in the photo), but there were dozens and dozens around making all of them a whole lot less special. On the flip side, big props out to the guys dressed as the Monarch’s henchmen, Bender, and Black Manta.

    Number 6 Best – The Sideshow Freaks party. I attend a number of parties during the week, and none are as much fun as the one put on by the Sideshow Freaks. This forum is ran by fans of the company, and has a wonderful relationship with the people there. The party has lots of great giveaways, food, drink, and lively conversation with some great folks.

    Number 6 Worst – The latest step in the evolution of the show – video games. Comic Con started out almost 40 years ago exactly as the name implies – as a convention for comic book fans and creators. As the comic book characters began to merge with other forms of entertainment, like film and television, it was only natural to begin seeing more of that content included at the show as well. During the 90’s, the action figures and other collectibles based on the characters became so popular the the makers of these took over half the main floor, pushing comic book companies and dealers into a smaller and smaller area. Over the last 4 or 5 years, a new trend ermerged, with the producers of video content shoving out everyone else, and this year the same main floor that was once entirely dominated by comic book publishers and then dominated by toy makers, is now dominated by film and television companies like Warner Brothers, Paramount, Sci-Fi Channel, ABC Family, and many others. The next big thing that will dominate is already clear – video game companies. Companies like Konami have figured out that their target audience is here too, and their presence expanded quite a bit this year. They aren’t dominating anything yet, but just wait – the war between video games, movies and television for the best Comic-con real estate is only beginning. I’m sticking this under the ‘worst’ category not because I have anything against video games, but because the show risks trying to become everything pop culture, and pop culture is a tremendously broad category. When the breadth of the show gets to expansive, the depth will get more and more shallow, making it less interesting for the hard core fans of any one sub-genre, and even more crowded and painful in general. I can almost hear the sucking sound of that black hole now.

    Number 5 Best – For me, seeing some really cool items that I might not have otherwise pre-ordered is always high on the list. There are always a number of items that I might think look okay in photos, but when I see them in person I realize I must have them. This year, the stand outs were items like the 18″ Hellboy with Big Baby by Mezco, the Watchmen figures (both small and large) from DC Direct, and the new Hot Toys Lost Predator.

    Number 5 Worst – For my wife, seeing some really cool items that I might not have otherwise pre-ordered is always high on her list. I think this goes without saying.

    Number 4 Best – New and interesting mediums being exploited for geek content. I attended one panel on a new series of ‘mobisodes’ being produced by CBS in conjunction with Marvel.com, based on an original story from Stephen King called ‘N’. These are done in a sort of comic book style with voice overs, and are designed to be viewed on mobile devices. I also attended a panel on original content being produced for the Xbox Live. They are starting out with a series of short horror-comedies directed by some well known names in the horror genre, like James Wan and David Slade. I’m always up for interesting and creative concepts to deliver cool content, and it’s nice to see companies exploring different ways to bring even more entertainment into our lives, rather than just re-distributing content we’ve already seen in another medium.

    Number 4 Worst – Convention food. There are no conveinent fast food restaurants near the convention center, so most of your outside choices are more expensive and hard to get in to with all the crowds. Your inside choices are pretty much limited to things like Mrs. Fields cookies and $3 cans of Coke. You really don’t know what bad overpriced food is until you’ve had a $7 convention hamburger, made from only the choices cuts of road kill.

    Number 3 Best – Sideshow announced and showed the second figure in their 12″ Indiana Jones line – Belloq. As always, there’s a regular and an exclusive. While many people are going to immediately wonder why they’d go with such a secondary character so early, there is a very positie aspect to it. Going with someone like Belloq over others does imply they expect to be doing quite a few figures in the entire series, much like their Star Wars line. He also looks exceptional, and the exclusive ‘environment’ is going to really add to the overrall Indy display.

    Number 3 Worst – Sideshow DOESN’T announce any additional figures in their 12″ Lord of the Rings line. No Gimli. No Merry. No Pippen. I suspect this is bad news. Very bad news. You might want to pick up an extra Sam and Frodo now, and befriend someone that can sculpt…it might be your only chance to get the other two hobbits into your collection. And Gimli? That’s going to be a pickle, but you can always pick up the old Toybiz version and swap out some costume parts. Not getting the full nine would be one of the great action figure tragedies (not that any action figure tragedy is all that tragic), and I’m far less confident that we’ll be seeing them now.

    Number 2 Best – Connecting with old friends and making new ones. One of the best things about this hobby is the people I’ve met over the last 15 years, and SDCC is a wonderful way to connect with folks from around the world. It’s always great to put faces to names, and to realize they’re all just as big of a dork as you are.

    Number 2 Worst – finding a damn hotel room that doesn’t require a bank loan to afford it. While there are plenty of folks from San Diego and Los Angeles who attend the show, there’s even a greater number that fly in from all around the world, and the close hotels – those within a mile or so – realize that the supply of their rooms doesn’t come any where near meeting demand. And what does that mean? Prices go up, insanely so, during the Con. Even at the high prices, good luck finding one.

    Number 1 Best – Sideshow’s annonced and showed the 12″ Darth Vader and Stormtrooper. Has any fan base waitd this long for a A list Star Wars character to make it into a particular line before? We finally get armored Star Wars figures from Sideshow, and they look terrific.

    Number 1 Worst – I don’t have one. For all the issues that crop up every year, I have to say that I love every show. Yes, it’s crowded, and if you can’t handle mingling with your fellow man I’d stay away. But if you’re looking for the ultimate geek experience, I highly recommend it.

    And since I’m always asked, here are some photos of the best looking new figures/busts/statues I saw at the con, other than those already shown above and in no particular order. Any questions, just drop me a line at mwc@mwctoys.com, and if you’d like to see more photos of the things that were on display, hit my coverage.

  • TV Or Not TV: 7/28 – 8/3

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    Hello everyone. My name is Will Wilkins, and I love comi”¦um, I mean, television.

    Now that we are easily over the hump of the summer slow-down it is nice to see that cable still has a few new choices for us to sample. This week, however, the main choices are on channels you may not usually peruse.

    Tuesday night marks the return of Eureka on the Sci-Fi Channel. This is Eureka‘s third season and the show is one I would refer as good and quirky fun. If you aren’t familiar with the premise, I can break it down for you pretty well. A Federal Marshall (played by Colin Ferguson) ends up getting assigned duty as the Chief of Police for the small and hardly known town of Eureka. This town is actually the home of a massive government program to nurture the best minds of the country (and partially subsidized by questionable corporation Global Dynamics) so what you wind up with is a scientifically advanced micro-society that every week offers up a new type of mystery or problem for the Chief and the rest of the cast to solve.

    Sunday night people will have to choose who they prefer more, Tommy Lee or Pamela Anderson with the premiere of both of their new shows at 10 PM. Tommy Lee will be facing off against rapper Ludacris to see who can affect he most change to going green on Planet Green’s Battleground Earth (not to be confused with the John Travolta flop Battlefield Earth). Pamela Anderson will be starring on the E! channel with her own reality show Pam: Girl on the Loose. I’m sure both channels are equally hard to find so good luck in making your pick in this face off of the former sex tape Titans.

    Now let’s take a look at what else the week has to offer.

    MONDAY

    SCIFI ““ 9:00 PM: Star Trek: The Next Generation goes time tripping in the early days of San Francisco in Time’s Arrow, with both parts 1 and 2 airing tonight. I’m always a sucker for time travel stories, and this one was particularly interesting since it kicks off with Data‘s head being found in caves under the city. You also can’t resist a story that brings in none other than Samuel Clemens (or Mark Twain as he’s more commonly known).

    HIST ““ 9:00 PM: Prehistoric Monsters Unleashed using CGI, location footage and scientific input to bring us some of the lesser known dino’s. One of them is the anomalocarus, which resembles a shrimp but is seven feet long. The closest thing I’ve seen to a shrimp that size was at the buffet at the Bellagio.

    TUESDAY

    CW ““ 9:00 PM: Tonight’s repeat of Reaper is one of my personal favorites from last season. Sam‘s gay demon neighbors want to exploit his relationship with the Devil to try to trap the Father of Lies. Seeing as how with no Devil there’s no show, you can imagine how this might end up.

    AMC ““ 8:00 PM: One of the few tolerable Jean-Claude Van Damme movies airs tonight. Timecop was a good idea that was well executed and stays entertaining from beginning to end.

    HIST ““ 9:00 PM: Paleontologists bring us a look at a prehistoric cannibalistic predator from the island of Madagascar on the series premiere of Jurassic Fight Club. Now there is a show with a name that can really grab ya!

    SCIFI ““ 9:00 PM: As mentioned above, it’s the season premiere of Eureka. The show returns with the hunt for a drone that is on the loose (not to be confused with Pamela Anderson’s Girl on the Loose).

    WEDNESDAY

    NBC ““ 9:00 PM: Baby Borrowers ends its run tonight with the teen parents now caring for the elderly. This one is bound to tug at your heart strings.

    A&E ““ 10:00 PM: Although his stuff is not my cup of tea, Criss Angel’s Mind Freak has its first ever live show where Criss is trying to escape from locks and chains in a building set to implode. I’m not sure who to root for.

    THURSDAY

    FX ““ 8:00 PM: If you have been living under a rock or you’ve just awoke from a coma and need to get caught up on all the hype you can watch Batman Begins tonight and then see The Dark Knight at your local mega-plex tomorrow.

    FRIDAY

    USA ““ 9:00 PM: Monk is sunk as he investigates a murder aboard a submarine. It’s claustraphobitastic!

    SCIFI ““ 8:30 PM: In the much hyped season finale of Doctor Who we find out what happens to the injured and much loved Time Lord as he had begun to regenerate in the last episode. US fan’s have had to wait a month to see this, as it already aired in the UK on July 5th, so enjoy.

    SATURDAY

    I’ve been looking at the schedule for the past hour. After all that time I can only come up with one recommendation”¦

    STARZ ““ 9:00 PM: Gone Baby Gone is the directorial debut of Ben Affleck. It also just happens to be a stellar film with outstanding performances given by the entire cast. If you have Starz I highly recommend that you watch this film.

    SUNDAY

    VH1 ““ 10:00 PM: You knew it would happen sooner than later. Hulk Hogan accompanies his daughter to Spring Break on a very special Brooke Knows Best.

    Planet Green ““ 10:00 PM: As mentioned above, it’s Tommy Lee vs. Ludacris as they try to make the world a greener place in Battleground Earth.

    E! ““ 10:00 PM: Also mentioned above, Pamela Anderson is once again in front of the lens with her reality show Pam: Girl on the Loose.

    Will Wilkins needs to learn that you can’t keep making something sound better by making it end in ““tastic!

  • Toy Box: MatchMaster!

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    Once again this week, I’m doing something a little different. Not quite a review, not quite a product overview…but something in between. I’m checking out a hand held game called MatchMaster. This is billed as a ‘head to head soccer game’, just in case you aren’t getting enough of the sport this time of year.

    I’ll be at San Diego Comic Con this week, taking in all the sights and sounds, and I’ll be doing coverage every night at my regular site, Michael’s Review of the Week. Next week right here, I’ll run down the top ten best – and worst – news from the show. Until then, let’s play a little soccer…

    MatchMaster – Head to Head Soccer

    I’m showing you two versions of the game, one light blue and one dark blue. You actually buy one at a time of course, at a SRP of about $20, but you need two if you’re going to do the ‘head to head’ aspect.

    Think of this as a Soccer Player Tamagotchie. You ‘train’ your soccer player by deciding when he/she sleeps, eats, and trains – and just what they’ll be eating and doing for their training. You also can play a series of single person mini-training games to increase your players strength, agility and other factors.

    The hand held device is egg shaped, with 4 small buttons and an arrow pad. One button is Start – pretty obvious, but you can use it to start the various mini-games, and it also works as a pause button. The ‘sound’ button turns the volume up and down with each press. The A and B buttons are used to navigate the menus. A works like an escape key, taking you back up a level, and B works like Select.

    The arrow pad works like you’d expect, moving things and your player left, right, up and down. On the two units, one had some trouble with the pad being a big sticky and unresponsive, making playing the games tougher than it needed to be.

    Once you’ve popped in the 2 AAA batteries (not included), you set up some basic info for your player, like the display language, players name, club and number, and the date and time which are critical to the timing of various daily events.

    The player has 6 life lines covering Power, Health, Fitness, Sppeed, Ability and Condition. These start out in the ‘danger’ zone, with only 15 points in each. As your player trains, sleeps, eats and plays games, these life lines go up. You want to keep these 6 areas fairly well balanced, to avoid injuries. Over developing in any one can cause your poor player some serious pain.

    You’ll use the Daily Routine Planner (DRP), well, every day. Here is where you decide when and how long your player will sleep, what he or she will do for his morning and afternoon workout, and what they’ll eat for their three meals. The better the choices the better your player becomes. However, you can’t set all this up at once – there are specific times during the day (always the same) to set them up. For example, you can’t decide what you’ll be having for dinner except between the hours of 5pm and 7pm that day. That means you need to keep your player with you most of the day.

    You can also play the 7 mini-games on your egg, each designed to improve different skills. The first two times you play them in any single day, they add to your lifelines. Any additional plays do not – then you’re just doing it for fun. These aren’t exactly the most exciting games – again, think 90’s Tamagotchies for level of detail and graphics.

    When you reach Pro Level on the lifelines (all of them have to be 20 or higher) you can start playing Infrared games against another egg. There are 4 games in this mode – Match (where it’s a straight match), Sprints (where you race against each other using the key pad), Penalty (each player gets 5 penalty kicks against the other), and Free Kick (each player takes 5 free kicks and tries to get it over the heads of the defenders).

    All the games, both single and duel player, are fairly quick and easy to play. The outcome usually depends on how well you’ve trained your little guy, so it does help to teach kids about proper nutrition, exercise and rest. The basic graphics are likely to be an issue for kids of the PS3 generation, but this is more in like with the 7 – 9 crowd, kids that love soccer and are looking for something else to fuel their passion. For the average kid that isn’t a soccer fan, it’s far less likely to hold their interest.

    These are exclusive to Wal-mart right now, and they run about $20 a pop. There’s also a sweepstakes going on right now where you get a code inside the package to enter, and could win a three day David Beckham Academy course in London or LA for you and several of your friends. Check out more details at MatchMaster Games.

    And if you do pick one up, try to treat your little David better than I did…

  • TV Or Not TV: 7/21 – 7/27

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    Welcome back everyone! It’s a new week filled with amazing possibilities (not really) worthy of your television viewing time.

    Last week brought us the premiere of both Monk and Psych, even though both shows are only going to have a seven week run and won’t return until after January of 2009 (in other words before we know it they will be gone again). I don’t understand why USA keeps doing this type of scheduling but it seems to be working for them.

    Monk delivered a very heartfelt episode while trying to recover from the loss of Stanley Kamel. They did a good job and I was entertained but I really miss some of the more complex mysteries that Monk used to solve like when an astronaut somehow murdered someone while up in orbit in outer space.

    Psych is another show that I think is very entertaining but seems to have strayed far from the original concept that I enjoyed. Part of the attraction of the show was the fact that the lead character was what I would call a hyper-observant person that picked up on the details most of us would miss and uses them to solve the crime. Last season there really seemed to be far less observation and more silly theatrics. Here’s hoping they get me to eat my words.

    Now, however, it is time to set aside my wordy observations and give you my much shorter picks for your watching week.

    MONDAY

    VH1 ““ 8:00 PM: If you missed both the premiere and second week of Brooke Knows Best than tonight you have a chance to get caught up.

    HBO ““ 8:00 PM: Heidi Fleiss: The Would-Be Madam of Crystal thought she had a great idea in starting a man-whore ranch for lady clientèle. Someone should have told her they already have these”¦ they are called New York Night Clubs. Thankfully HBO was there to capture it all go down in flames.

    HIST ““ 9:00 PM: With the record breaking box office of The Dark Knight I bet The History Channel is happy they already had Batman Tech lined up at 9 and Batman Unmasked: The Psychology of the Dark Knight at ten.

    TUESDAY

    FOX ““ 8:00 PM: Imagine you have a restaurant with bad food and bad service and someone sends Gordon Ramsey from Hell’s Kitchen is the one that comes in to fix it? No wonder the show is called Kitchen Nightmares.

    CBS ““ 9:00 PM: In all seriousness, this is one of the better Big Brother seasons in a long time. It’s still not too late to get in to it.

    WEDNESDAY

    NBC ““ 9:00 PM: This week the Baby Borrowers the teen parents get teen kids. I can already see the fireworks from over here.

    HIST ““ 9:00 PM: On MonsterQuest investigators hunt the dreaded animal vampire of legend, Chupacabra. I only bring this up because I love typing Chupacabra.

    THURSDAY

    G4 ““ 9:00 PM: Day 1 of coverage from The San Diego Comicon. It’s absolutely nothing like being there.

    AMC ““ 10:30 PM: If you don’t know who Keyser Soze is than I highly recommend you finally watch The Usual Suspects.

    FRIDAY

    USA ““ 9:00 PM: Monk and Psych. “˜Nuff said?

    G4 ““ 10:00 PM: Day 2 (and the final day) of G4‘s coverage of Comicon. Friday is a big day with lots going on so couldn’t hurt to watch as well.

    SATURDAY

    DISNEY ““ 2:00 PM: Get ready for the Hanna Montana mania with a marathon of the show before the 3D concert Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds. Get your 3D glasses in this week’s issue of TV guide if this is a must watch on your list.

    ABC ““ 8:00 PM: Relive your childhood with the animated classic Peter Pan. Try not to cringe during the scenes with the Native Americans.

    A&E ““ 8:00 PM: Proof that someone in programming has a sense of humor. The amazing and powerful The Last Samurai is followed by the laughable The Karate Kid, Part Two.

    SUNDAY

    DISNEY ““ 9:00 PM: With super hero and comic book movies all over the place you can take in one of the best super hero movies ever rendered with The Incredibles.

    COMEDY CENTRAL ““ 8:00 PM & 9:00 PM: I love it when shows tie in to their own mythology and you can see the big set up happen on Futurama with Roswell That Ends Well at eight and the payoff in The Why of Fry at 9.

    FOOD ““ 10:00 PM: The big winner is chosen on The Next Food Network Star. You can actually start watching at 8 PM to see the final four get taken down to the final 2. I highly suggest snacking well before watching.

    VH1 ““ 10:00 PM: Brooke throws a house party in order to spend time with a cute kite surfer clearly showing that the name of the show may not be right on Brooke Knows Best . Wasn’t this a story line from Three’s Company?

    Will Wilkins is not the Next Food Network Star.

  • Comics & Comics: Who Watches The Trailer?

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    watchmen logoHowdy Inter-Webbers, I’m Matt Cohen and I dig WATCHMEN.

    Oh, do I dig WATCHMEN. Besides Hellboy of course, WATCHMEN is my single favorite comic book of all time. I remember reading it when I was 16 years old and being completely and utterly blown away by its level of reality, and depth and respect for the reader. Alan Moore is arguably the greatest comic book writer of all time, and WATCHMEN is his masterpiece. It single handedly reinvented what comics could be, and how fans perceived them (including lil’ old your’s truly). Since the mid eighties there have been various attempts to adapt the twelve comic books into a feature length film, and all had sadly failed. Comic book films in general were hard sells, and one based on a comic book that was read by very few people and contained no iconic characters? Not a chance. And it stayed that way for many years, until a movie by the name of 300 came out; and with it, its director/wunderkind Zack Snyder. The success of that film, both monetary and critical (shrugs), has led to something amazing and unexpected, even – A genuine big budget studio WATCHMEN film. The most anti-superhero of all superhero books, and probably the toughest sell of all. And geek cups (probably those Taco-Bell/Star Wars ones) runneth over. That news broke over a year ago, and though we’ve gotten slight (and I mean slight) glimpses and glimmers of the production, the first real watershed of goodness broke yesterday… and boy did It break.

    So without further ado, let’s take a look at the brand new, first ever WATCHMEN trailer. And I promise I’ll do my best to contain myself.

    Let me get this out of the way. I really enjoyed Snyder’s first feature, the DAWN OF THE DEAD remake; but absolutely HATED 300. In my opinion it’s not a movie, rather a 90 minute music video/commercial/screensaver. More style over substance then I’ve ever seen in my entire life (except GERRY – and if you know what I mean, I feel sorry for you). So, in my opinion, Synder was 1-1. Basically tied. He had one more chance to win me over to his side before he lost me forever. And what a chance – an adaptation of one of my all time favorite works of art! This was make or break time (’cause I’m sure he was super concerned about my opinion of him). And with my first reaction to the trailer, I have only one thing to say…

    Thank… you… dude.

    It looks absolutely PERFECT, in my opinion. Every character nailed (with one exception, which I’ll get into in a bit), the look and feel of the city down to a “T” and the effects and costume design are as impressive as I could have ever hoped. We may have a genuine WATCHMEN flick on our hands here, kiddos. Lets break this boogie down. I’m gonna attempt to give two views here, one of the uber-fan I am, and one of a non-fan – someone not initiated into the world of WATCHMEN. Also, the casting, the direction, all that will present itself in due time. For now, I am reacting purely to the imagery.

    NON FAN RESPONSE: It’s a solid trailer, though nothing exceptional. It gives absolutely nothing away of the plot and I have no idea what this movie could possibly be about, save a crazy blue floating guy with superpowers and a bunch of scrubby looking b-listers running around a city I’ve never seen before. It obviously has a fan base, being proclaimed “Based on the most celebrated graphic novel of all time” so I’m sure it’ll be good. That owl guy looks a lot like BATMAN. Wait a minute… I like BATMAN! Speaking of BATMAN isn’t that the SMASHING PUMPKINS song used in BATMAN and ROBIN? That movie was awful… Now I’m conflicted. But 300 was visually crazy so at least you know this movie will look great. I’m so confused right now. A new superhero movie about superheroes I’ve never heard of. My head hurts. The effects look cool though, especially that blue magical dude from ALMOST FAMOUS. And that guy with the ink blot mask seems pretty bad ass. Hmmm. I think I do want to see this movie. Maybe I should buy the book its based on.

    *Slams door-enters car-heads to LCS-buys trade-goes home-opens book-blows mind.

    SPOILER ZONE: If you haven’t read the WATCHMEN comics yet DO NOT read my reaction to the trailer, as I will be discussing specific moments from the plot of the story/film.

    Rorschach

    MY RESPONSE: Hold on one moment… Lemme dry the tears. Okay. Better now.

    OH MY F’ING GOD THEY MADE A WATCHMEN MOVIE!!! My body broke out in goosebumps the second I saw Osterman/Cruddup on screen. I love how the trailer just starts with that cold opening. No warning, no prologue, just the creation of the world’s most powerful superhero. I’ve seen this trailer about fourty times now so I’d like to go through it clip by clip If I may.

    1. Dr. John Osterman becomes Dr. Manhattan: This could have gone so wrong. We’ve all seen cheesy and unrealistic transformation scenes in comic book movies before (I’m not gonna drop names, but you know which ones I mean). It is a strong statement to start the trailer off with what is one of the more technologically complex effects shots from the movie, in a world filled with brilliant cgi and big budget blockbusters. How does this effect match up to others of its ilk? Wow… Wow, wow and more wow. I gotta take my hat of to Snyder, who has appeared to have blended his signature 300 hyper-stylized look with one of more traditional “Superhero” CGI, and the result is something that is so stunningly gorgeous and yet hauntingly sad at the same time. In fact, there are so many images from this trailer that I would love to take stills of and have blown up into posters. This is art, at its highest form (much like the comic book it is based on). We get no awful face melting, no hacknied body shakes, the transformation is instantaneous and carries the emotional weight of a fork lift. What a way to start this trailer off, and further, to start our ride down the road that leads to WATCHMEN. And the slight glance at his watch… Yeah.

    2. Archie flying out of the water: A perfect adaptation of Nite-Owl’s vehicle. The size is exact, the coloring just as it should be. I love the feeling of speed this shot conveys. Also, that skyline is unbelievable. Archie fits right into this world. Nothign too flashy, nothing too sleek, but it does the job it’s meant to do. Kinda like Nite-Owl 2 (Dan) himself.

    3. Silk Spectre crashes down: Booom! And with that millions of fanboys drooled the world over. It couldn’t get better then that, could it? See number 9

    4. Nite-Owl 2 in Action: I’ve heard some fans criticize the costume design for Dan in this film, but I think it is exactly how it should look. Semi-Home made, not worn in years, and anything but boisterous or loud. Yes, it rings a little Batmannish, but if you know the history of the book then that makes sense as well. I dig it. The textures, the color… Very good.

    5. Bye-Bye Comedian: A glimpse at the moment that (in a way) starts it all. Good job of the editor to keep the uninitiated confused. The sequencing makes it look like Nite- Owl from the previous shot is the one to kick Blake through the window. This film is a mystery. Let’s try our hardest to keep newbies from having the ending spoiled for them. Imagine how amazing it would be to see the final reveal in theaters, fresh and unaware? I get chills…

    6. Ozymandias Revealed: In my opinion, the weakest translation from book to screen. I’ve seen MATCH POINT and know that Matthew Goode has some chops, but that costume screams BATMAN AND ROBIN (Trailer song coincidence anyone?). I just imagined Veidt to look sleeker, more refined, less cartoony. We’ll see. of course. in the finished product, but as of now that is the only design flaw to this film, in my opinion. Dig old Nixon in the background though. It’s the little things folks.

    7. Manhattan Phases: The good doctor goes all sub-particle and it looks real, if that doesn’t sound ridiculous enough. I love how it’s a seamless transition from form to floating matter. Again, that style that Synder has cultivated fits amazingly well into the world of superpowers and super feats. Not only does it not distract, but it takes this to a whole other level, one closer to an art film then a pumped up comic book movie.

    8. Say hi to Rorschach (and a face full of flame): The moment of truth. Undeniably the most popular character from WATCHMEN and one of the most beloved heroes in all of comic books. And… we have what might be one of the greatest on-screen characters of all time. YES!!!! THAT IS RORSCHACH! Everything down to the last minute detail. The mask is downright breathtaking. For a fan who never thought this movie would come out to see Rorschach in living, breathing full color is a dream of a lifetime and a moment I will never forget. Honestly, from the bottom of my heart, thanks to everyone who made this movie a reality. Even if it sucks (like that could happen), just to acknowledge something a small group of dedicated people love and to do it such honor is a really amazing thing.

    9. Silk Spectre, come on down..: I think I am in love. With Malin Ackerman, with the designers of the film – hell, right now, with planet Earth. I have never been more intimidated – and yet turned on at the same time – by a woman in my life. This IS the only woman who could steal Dr. M’s heart away. Another beloved character seemingly transported straight out of the four color funny book pages and landed onto our respective screens. Respective drool covered screens, that is.

    10. Dr. Manhattan X 3: Our first real glimpse at what has become of John Osterman. What many people are calling the most difficult aspect of the translation and, in response to the trailer, the most succesfull. Simply put, that is Billy Cruddup’s face on Dr. Manhattans body. There is NO other design choice for this character. The look we see in this movie is the look Gibbons created for the book, and it is the only look that works. And oh, how it works. This is the image and the character that will draw non-fans into the film. And fans… well, I think you can guess how we feel.

    11.Nite-Owl Swoops: Did Snyder just out Batman Batman? That single shot evokes so much emotion, memory, and nostalgia in me that it has became my favorite of the trailer (and the screencap, the background on my computer). Such grace and silent power Dan carries. I love the running citizens in the background. Love how all-business Nite-Owl is. Fanboy gold, through and through…

    12. Funeral for a friend?: Not much to say other than tonally it seems to be in the right place. Not overly sad (due to the man Blake was), but mournful – more for the death of an idea then the death of a man.

    13. The Comedian and Dr. Manhattan go to Vietnam: Again, Synder wows me with the visuals. Not only is Comedian perfect looking, the color palette of the scenes really go far to paint a picture of this idealized, almost romanticized version of the end of Vietnam that creator Alan Moore crafted. The shot that follows – a few scenes of Dr. Manhattan vaporizing the Viet-Cong gentlemen – is too awesome to put down in words. The look on Dr M’ face – not really contentment, not really purpose… Hell, I don’t want to try and describe it. I just want to see it on a big screen (IMAX big… You listening WB and LEGENDARY?).

    14. The Crowd turns angry: One of the more powerful images from the book translated into an extremely powerful image on screen. I love the attention to detail that has been paid on dressing the extras. These people are STRAIGHT out of the comic. Also, it’s reassuring to know that the plot seems to have remained entirely intact on the adaptation.

    15. Dr. Manhattan Pops in: Yeah… He can do that. And he is in a prison. Us fans know what that means. The best (fan favorite) sequence in the film is about to begin. Damn teases.

    16. Let’s get it on: Laurie and John share an intimate moment. And we, as the viewer, get to see a shot that is so damn beautiful, it should be hung up on the wall in a fine art museam. It’s visuals like this that will make this film so much more then just another “Cape” movie and take in into the realm of “Higher” art

    17/18. Blake + Rorschact + Veidt throw their collective weight around: One of my major complaints with 300 was that I was bored with the fighting style/action scenes. Synder, thankfully, has done away with that “Gold Hue” that made me nauseous but kept the intense and artfully choreographed action that first gave him a name in this town. Yes, it appears that this movie will have its fair share of slo-mo, but that is forgivable in a world where we are meant to feel every blow as if it strikes our own body. The viewer SHOULD feel beat up after leaving this film, physically and emotionally. As long as Synder doesn’t rely too heavily on his old tricks, I think we are in store for some truly remarkable action pieces.

    19. Nite-Owl screams: A taste of the darkness to come. People think DARK KNIGHT is a tonally bleak movie. Heheheheheheheehehehe. Right….

    20. Crowd gives Comedian what for: A powerful, evocative image directly from the books. I love that Snyder and the producers of this film haven’t shied away from the political and non-traditional nature of the source material. Most superhero films present us with a world in which the heros aren’t questioned. This movie will strongly bring up the point “Do we need Superheroes” – and at a tumultuous time in our own society, the question (or deeper metaphor) couldn’t be more perfect.

    21. Rorschach busts a pose: Folks, if any single image has excited me more then this one in the past few years, I don’t know what it could be. The moving ink blots? BRILLIANT! The voice… Haley couldn’t have been a better choice.

    22.The Moony shot: There it is folks. The future of the human race in all its glory. And impressive is an understatement. What a way to go out. If non fans were confused already, this shot will take their minds over the edge. With this image, I and a countless horde are left waiting and wanting more. Perfect cap to a perfect trailer.

    OVERALL REACTION- There is now not a single film I am looking forward to as much as this one. What an incredible trailer/gift for the longtime fan. Sweet, succinct, jaw droppingly badass (I can’t get that song out of my head). Honestly, the best possible trailer I could have hoped for. No need to throw away plot or exposition. Tease em’… and leave ’em wanting more. And I do… A lot more. WATCHMEN countdown officially starts now, folks. I, for one, cannot wait.

    So, if you haven’t, read the book. If you have… yeah, I’m that psyched as well.

    Check back next week, friends, for more fun in the proverbial sun. And, as always,

    “Keep’em bagged and boarded”

    Matt Cohen is currently watching the WATCHMEN trailer again… and again.

  • Opinion In A Haystack: The Dark Hype

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    ***SPOILER FREE***

    I’m writing this only one day after the release of Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight. Only one day. This is not a review. I was lucky enough to be one of the many to catch a midnight screening of the film, and let me tell you… it was jolly good. A wonderfully written, acted, directed, shot, and toned piece of respectful comic book cinema. Heath Ledger’s performance was, no doubt, astounding… possibly the best overall part of the movie. However, since the last frame rolled through the projectors at around 3 am on Friday morning, the entire film/geek/online community has completely jumped overboard into the crazed anus of praise-land, forsaking all else in the name of The Dark Knight. All there is to be seen or heard, from the giddy and temporarily irrational masses, is the following:

    “BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE OF THE YEAR!”

    “BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE OF THE DECADE!”

    “BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE EVER!”

    “BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR!”

    “BEST MOVIE OF THE DECADE!”

    “BEST MOVIE EVER!!!”

    “HAVE THEY EVEN EVER MADE ANY MOVIES OTHER THEN THIS!?!?!?”

    “HOLY HELL! I CARVED HEATH LEDGER’S NAME INTO MY INFANT’S FOREHEAD!!!”

    “LET’S GET THE POSSE TOGETHER AND MURDER JACK NICHOLSON’S FAMILY!!!”

    It does not end there even. It is already number one on the IMDB top 250 movies list and if you are bored enough to mosey on over to the IMDB message board for Tim Burton’s Batman, you will find a constant ongoing war between the Bat’s fanboys trying to have a bigger dick contest. Sentiments such as “Well, Nolan just put this movie to rest.” or “Jack should be ashamed of himself considering Ledger’s performance.” can be found through out. To everyone involved, all those calling out these insane, quick claims of instant cinematic glory on behalf of Nolan’s Dark Knight, I would just like to say one thing…

    CALM… THE FUCK… DOWN!!!

    I understand how you feel. I’m excited too. There is a wonderful new Batman movie playing at my local theater, the best in almost 20 years. It’s an amazing blessing and all living Batman fans (of which I very much am) are lucky to be alive to see it. However, no matter how good it is or how amazing the acting might be, that is no reason to instantly spew geek splooge all over your shorts and act like it’s the greatest film ever. The beginning of my second column on this magnificent site details Matt Damon’s and my opinion on the true judge of quality… time. Now, that argument does not fully negate the instant notion that something is good, which this new Batman movie most certainly is. All I am trying to say is take a big deep breath, and think for a minute… just a minute. I’ll wait.

    Ok, feel good? Calm? Alright. Was it a great movie? Yes, yes it was. I agree too. Was it the best movie of the decade, possibly ever? Keep breathing… no, no it wasn’t. Now, let’s examine why you had the initial reaction that you did. First, because the overall quality of the movie, production and acting all considered, crossed with the fact that it is a Batman movie makes it all the more astounding to you as a fan. Now, if we remove Batman, change characters names, keep the Joker as the villain but call him The Clown and show you a movie much akin to Michael Mann’s Heat (Nolan’s supposed inspiration for The Dark Knight) would you be nearly as excited even if it was of the same quality in the acting, directing, writing, and action department? No. You would most likely dig it, as would I, and move on with the possible thought of picking up the DVD in a few months. You wouldn’t scream insane notions of superiority from the mountain tops, you wouldn’t get extremely defensive to those of us who also enjoy the (fictional) Tim Burton Heat-esque movies, and you wouldn’t rush over to the Internet Movie Database and cast your vote to rank a two-day-old film as far superior to about 200 classics that have gestated in the public stomach for decades on top of decades. You would dig it, and leave it at that. Am I wrong? This is a great film, but the only reason I feel people are freaking out is because it is great and it involves a character they love… which does not make it GREATER, it just makes it a pleasant surprise to fans of that character.

    As for all the hate being heaped on Tim Burton and Jack Nicholson and their defenders, it is completely unneeded. The 1989 Batman is a different take, by a different director, from a different time, and made in a different world of cinema. If you dislike it that is fine, but why is there a need to be threatened by it? The same goes for the Burton defenders; The Dark Knight does not erase Michael Keaton’s life. If you want to argue comic-book accuracy then both sides have nowhere to go. Either of the two films has just as many comic book inaccuracies as the other… don’t believe me, fine, but you’re wrong. Please understand I don’t care about them being accurate, I am just trying to point out that neither one nor the other is a complete comic book bull’s-eye. I, for one, like all four movies, each of them good or great in their own way and am happy to have a variety of tonally different Batmans to choose from (excluding Schumacher of course.)

    Heath Ledger’s tragic death aside (now all the more painful after seeing his amazing performance,) the argument of Ledger being superior to Nicholson is also useless; they are merely two separate performances with two extremely different actors, both doing a great job and giving their own spin on the character. If you are a fan of Heath’s Joker (as am I) and want to tell off all the Nicholson-Joker fanboys (as am I) then you should be fair and also attack all the Cesar Romero fans as well, because when you want to talk about differences of portrayal… I think Romero’s live action Joker is just a tiny sarcastic tad farther from Ledger then Nicholson ever was. This is not the same thing as getting angry because of a remake or a re-envisioning of a character. Batman and the Joker are not screen-derived characters, much like James Bond or Jack Ryan they are derived from an external source, so several different takes on the character are common and there is no reason to get viably angry at the actor whom you don’t prefer. Now I could understand the hatred if, say, they recast Snake Plissken, Ash, Feddy Krueger (they already did), or Doc Brown. Those are SCREEN DERIVED characters, the actors that played them ARE the characters, it is a different story then with the Joker. Anyway, It was a great movie, just not the greatest ever made and if you don’t know who Cesar Romero is, then this entire rant has been directed at you. Damn kids. Thanks for reading!

  • Comics in Context #227: Sunday Morning at the Met

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    Reading my report on the press preview of the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s current exhibition, “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy” (see “Comics in Context” #224: “My Cinco de Mayo”), you doubtless realized that the emphasis of the show is not on superhero costumes, but on how creations by leading contemporary fashion designers parallel the costume designs used in comics. So you might expect that when the Metropolitan devoted one of its “Sunday at the Met” symposiums of lectures and panels to this exhibition on June 22, the emphasis would likewise be on the show’s sponsor Giorgio Armani, Alexander McQueen, Jean-Paul Gaultier and other leading fashion designers whose work is represented in the exhibit.

    But you would be wrong.

    If comic books got their figurative feet through the doors of the Metropolitan through providing background for this fashion exhibit, they took center stage in the symposium, which was entirely about superhero costume design, whether in comics or in the movies. That’s because the Metropolitan’s Costume Institute entrusted the task of organizing the symposium (within a mere six weeks) to Dr. Peter Coogan, who should be a familiar name to regular readers of this column. Dr. Coogan wrote the landmark book, Superhero: The Secret Origins of a Genre, which defines both the superhero concept and the genre, and which I critiqued at great length over five weeks last year (See “Comics in Context” #162: “The Superhero Defined”, #163: “Are They on the List?”, #164: “Super Slayer”, #165: “The Supervillain Defined”, and #166: “Megahero vs. Megavillain”). Coogan is also co-founder and co-chairman of the Comic Arts Conference, which is held every year at the San Diego Con (Go see him there this month!), and has just founded the Institute for Comics Studies.

    Introduced at the symposium by the exhibition’s curator, Andrew Bolton, Coogan set the stage for the day’s panels by delivering a talk entitled “E Pluribus Unitard: Notes toward a Theory of Superhero Costuming.”

    He began by projecting onscreen an image of the cover of Action Comics #1, the comic that introduced Superman, the first true superhero, complete with colorful costume. Coogan told the audience that publisher Harry Donenfeld thought the cover looked so “ridiculous” that he banned Superman from appearing on the cover for the next five issues. Of course, Superman and Action #1 actually turned out to be enormous, revolutionary successes. But Donenfeld’s reaction suggests how new the idea of an action hero in costume was in 1938, so startlingly different that the close-minded thought it laughable. (Many people still have this knee-jerk reaction to the idea of heroes in costume today.) But Coogan declared that “superheroes wear costumes” and that the costume is a “central element” of the genre.

    The costume, Coogan continued, projects a sense of authority. He described an experiment in which people proved more likely to obey individuals wearing gray uniforms reminiscent of policemen’s than they would obey people wearing casual street clothes.

    Different colors convey different meanings. A light-colored uniform, Coogan said, seems “a bit weak,” whereas a black one conveys “power” and “strength.” The color blue, he said, projected “comfort” and “security.”

    Coogan showed us a photograph of two police officers (a man and a woman, if I recall correctly), whose uniforms included blue shirts, thereby conveying the sense of security, and dark pants, projecting power, this achieving an appropriate balance.

    Superman, Coogan went on, wears blue, the color of security, and also red, sa color that he said conveys “excitement,” “speed” and “action.”

    Next up on screen was the original Captain Marvel, a character who is ignored in the exhibition. The Captain wears primarily red, the color of excitement. But he also wears the colors white and yellow, which Coogan contended, are “a little weak.” The result, he asserted, is that Captain Marvel is appropriate for “lighter” kinds of stories than Superman, even more “comedic” ones. The yellow in the Captain’s uniform, Coogan went on, is more properly identified as gold, which has “upper class connotations.”

    The color black, Coogan stated, is appropriate for a “more aggressive” kind of hero. Hence, he said, Batman wears “dark colors” which convey “dominance.” Coogan pointed out that it was Batman’s original writer, Bill Finger, who suggested that Batman wear dark colors; Bob Kane, who first drew Batman, wanted to put him in a bright red shirt. Coogan explained that the Batman creators achieved “balance” by adding the sidekick Robin, who wore bright colors instead.

    (Reflecting on Coogan’s lecture, I found myself thinking that he had made it clearer why Spider-Man’s notorious black costume was wrong for the character, who traditionally wears red–representing excitement and action–and blue, conveying his goal of protecting ordinary people.)

    Showing Captain Marvel’s enemy Black Adam on screen. Coogan noted that Black Adam wears black, but also gold, denoting “royalty” and “privilege.”

    “Costume expresses character,” Coogan summed up. It also provides “credibility,” indicating “expertise” and denoting that the wearer is worthy of “trust.” Coogan referred us to a sequence in which Dick Grayson, in between abandoning his role as Robin and becoming the superhero Nightwing, realized that he needs a costume in order to be taken seriously as a superheroic crimefighter. The costume is the outward sign that the wearer is a competent, trustworthy superhero.

    Then Coogan drew our attention to the superhero’s traditional chest insignia, which Coogan calls his “chevron.” Superman’s “S,” he said, stands for “Superman,” itself, a name that indicates the “best we can be.” Batman’s bat chevron refers to “his biography,” specifically the moment “when the bat flew through his window”: a part of his origin that the public does not know. So the chevron, too, expresses something important about the hero’s character.

    In contrast, Coogan then showed us Doctor Occult, an early character devised by Superman’s co-creators Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster. this image was from a storyline in which Doctor Occult, a detective who investigates the supernatural, abandoned his ordinary street clothes and donned a costume, including shorts and a cape. But, Coogan pointed out, this “costume doesn’t convey anything.” Indeed, it lacks a chevron; it’s a generic outfit with no specific reference to Doctor Occult’s mission, biography or character.

    Returning to Batman, Coogan noted that the character is primarily devoted to “vengeance” on criminals, not “saving” innocents,’ and that Batman’s dark costume and bat chevron “reinforce” that idea. (I suggest that it’s not quite that simple. Certainly the contemporary tendency is to put Batman in very dark colors, and in the Tim Burton and Christopher Nolan Batman movies, he’s all in black. But for much of his history Batman’s costume was colored light gray or even light purple, with his cape, cowl, boots and gloves in ordinary blue, the color of security and “saving.” This color scheme was more appropriate to the Batman of the 1950s and 1960s, including the 1960s TV show, when Batman was portrayed as neither grim nor gritty, and he was not written as if he were compulsively driven by a need for vengeance on all criminals. Indeed, the Batman of this period would exchange wisecracks with Robin in combat.)

    Showing us a picture of the Golden Age Flash, Coogan pointed to his combination of red, for “power, speed and action, and blue, communicating trustworthiness. (So what does it mean that the Silver Age Flash is dressed almost entirely in red with no blue at all? That the Silver Age series put more of an emphasis in his unearthly speed, as indeed it did? That its focus was on Flash battling super-villains rather than rescuing ordinary people?)

    Captain America, of course, wears the colors of the American flag, representing, in Coogan’s words, “the best of America.” But Coogan reminded us that in the 1970s, when writer Steve Englehart reacted to the Watergate scandals by having the Captain become disillusioned with the government, he temporarily adopted the persona and “dark costume” of Nomad, the man without a country.

    As for super-villains, Coogan noted that they “tend to lack chevrons” inasmuch as they “don’t need to establish credibility” for trustworthiness. A super-villain’s “whole costume” or “whole body” is what “expresses character.” (The Green Goblin would be a good example, I think, or the face of the Joker.) Super-villains with chevrons, Coogan continued, include “doppelganger villains” like Black Adam and Venom. (They wear the chevrons of the heroes of whom they are the opposites.)

    Coogan also pointed out that DC uses chevrons more than Marvel does, that “Jack Kirby created the Marvel costume tradition,” and that the Hulk’s entire body expresses his character: that he is a monster. Coogan may be overstating the difference between Marvel and DC. When the Fantastic Four acquired their costumes, they had “4” chevrons, indicating the individuals’ primary role as being members of this team of four. Of course, Spider-Man has his spider chevron; Daredevil has his “DD” insignia, reinforcing his name; the original X-Men had their “X” belt buckles indicating their team membership, their allegiance to Professor X, and their “x-tra” mutant powers; and Thor had a hammer symbol, shaped like a “T,” the first letter of his name, on his belt buckle. Even Doctor Strange’s Eye of Agamotto amulet doubles as a chevron. But yes, with Marvel’s emphasis on heroes who were “different,” Kirby co-created heroes who were identifiable from their unusual shapes and physical appearances, like the Hulk, the Beast, the Angel, Iceman, and the Thing. This continues a tradition that goes back at Marvel to the original Human Torch back in 1939.

    Coogan next turned to Zatanna, who in the 1960s and today wears a classically sexy variation on a stage magician’s traditional top hat and formal wear. Indeed, Zatanna is a professional stage magician who also knows real magic, which she employs when acting as a superheroine. Then he showed us the cover of Justice League of America #161, in which, in perhaps DC Comics’s greatest fashion faux pas in its history, Zatanna switched to what seems a more generic sort of costume. Coogan noted that Zatanna now seemed more like a “sorceress” or “witch,” but not a “stage magician.” In other words, her costume “didn’t express character,” since show biz is essential to Zatanna’s character. So there’s one reason why it was a relief when DC put Zatanna back in her original costume. (Her long legs in her trademark net stockings were a good reason, too, but Dr. Coogan didn’t mention them.)

    Concluding his talk, Dr Coogan showed the audience a costume design that he and his brother had created based on that real life iconic figure, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D. F. A.. As “Americon,” Dr. Colbert was garbed in the patriotic colors of the American flag, since, as Coogan noted, Colbert has been pictured literally wrapped in the flag on his television show. The credit sequences of The Colbert Report prominently feature an American eagle, which Dr. Colbert has clearly adopted as a symbol of himself; Dr. Coogan reminded us about “Stephen Jr.,” the baby eagle named after Colbert. And so there’s an eagle chevron on Americon’s costume. Americon also wears cowboy boots, since Dr. Colbert advocates “cowboy politics.” And, of course, Americon wears prominent bracelets, reminiscent of the real Stephen Colbert’s celebrated “wriststrong bracelet.” Now here is a costume that truly expresses character, mission and biography!

    My one quarrel with Americon’s costume is that he doesn’t wear glasses, which seem to me to be Colbert’s foremost iconic visual trademark: even his science fiction avatar, Tek Jansen, wears glasses. Dr. Coogan told me that Americon as Colbert’s secret identity, so he wouldn’t want to be recognized. But it seems to me that Stephen Colbert, in his TV persona, always wants to be recognized. So Dr. Coogan and I have agreed to disagree. Dr. Colbert, if you somehow find and read this, only you can resolve our dispute.

    Next came the writers’ panel, moderated by British scholar Richard Reynolds, whose pioneering book, Superheroes: A Modern Mythology, I acquired and first read many years ago: it was a pleasure to meet him at last. The panelists were Paul Levitz, president and publisher of DC Comics, and Danny Fingeroth, whose books Superman on the Couch and Disguised as Clark Kent I have reviewed in this column (see “Comics in Context” #41, 200, 201, 202, 203, 204). Both Levitz and Fingeroth have also been superhero comics writers and editors, Paul for DC, and Danny at Marvel.

    On the auditorium screen. Reynolds displayed images from Action #1. Referring to Disguised as Clark Kent, Reynolds noted that Fingeroth regards Superman’s adoption of his Clark Kent identity as as “metaphor for the assimilation of the immigrant.” Before answering, Fingeroth drew our attention to Joe Shuster’s strikingly drawn panel in which Superman, having just rescued Lois Lane for the first time, tells her she “needn’t be afraid of me.” As Danny pointed out, though Superman is smiling and trying to be reassuring, he is also leaning into her. She looks terrified, and why not? Superman is definitely sending mixed messages. I suddenly realized that Siegel and Shuster may be more sophisticated in their writing and art than I had credited them for.

    Then Fingeroth referred to Quentin Tarantino’s screenplay for Kill Bill, Part 2, in which he raises the question of whether Superman or Clark Kent is the “real one.” “The real one is Kal-El,” Fingeroth declared, referring to Superman by his Kryptonian name. As for Superman and Clark Kent, “both are assumed identities.” (This is actually still more complex. In the Golden Age continuity and in John Byrne’s revamped Superman continuity, Superman/Clark did not learn he had been born on Krypton–and had been Kal-El–until after he became an adult.) As he does in one of his books, Fingeroth referred to film director Sam Fuller’s observation that each of us has three faces: the one we show to the world, the one we show to family and friends, and the face we see in the mirror. Presumably in Fingeroth’s view, Kal-El is this third face.

    Fingeroth said he was also now accepting the idea of the superhero costume as a “full-body mask”: he means that it is an extension of the mask, helping to create the alternate persona as the mask itself does.

    Fingeroth also took an approach making the point that for a superhero to adopt a costume is not all that different from what all of us do in everyday life. Earlier that day, I had asked Danny if he had seen the statement on the Met’s website regarding the “Superheroes” symposium that no one in costume would be allowed admission to the museum. I wondered if the Museum staff really thought there was a danger of fans in costume showing up, as at a comic con. Danny replied, quite correctly, that all of us are in costume, meaning that anything we choose to wear is, in a sense, a costume.

    Indeed, it was amusing to see how some of the symposium’s panelists defied the ban on costumes in minor ways; Danny wore a tie with Spider-Man images, another speaker, Scott Bukatman, wore a shirt covered with reproductions of comics panels, and even the characteristically properly attired Paul Levitz wore a black necktie with a Batsignal on it.

    Now on stage, Fingeroth made the same point: “We all make choices what to wear.” He assured us, “I don’t wear a Spider-Man tie every day.” But his unspoken point was that he wore it today in his role as comics expert and veteran Spider-Man writer and editor.

    Fingeroth observed that “people wear a suit and tie to work” but then “dress casually on weekends,” as if to say, “that’s the real me.” In contrast, he went on, “people who work with their hands,” such as construction workers, “will often dress up on weekends,” as if to say “this is the real me.” Thus the character who dresses in a superhero costume is raising the question of which side of a person represents his job, and “which is the free part of ourselves.”

    I’d go further by saying that the superhero persona and the civilian identity both represent real sides of the character’s personality. Neither the “suit and tie” nor the “casual dress” by itself represents a person’s “real” character. Rather, each represents a different side of the same person’s character. But what Fingeroth insightfully pointed out seems to indicate that people have a need to believe that they can alter their identities, that they are not defined by the humdrum duties of life, and that they each have a “real” personality that manifests itself outside the world of daily drudgery. Obviously, this is part of the psychological appeal of superheroes: the costumed superhero represents that liberated inner self who doesn’t have to wear the uniform society imposes on him in his job.

    Displaying images of Batman over the decades, Reynolds described a shot of Adam West and Burt Ward as the Dynamic Duo in the 1960s as “playful, easy on the eyes” and not scary.” In contrast, he showed the battlesuit worn by Michael Keaton in Tim Burton’s 1989 Batman film. which Reynolds described as “more technological, more like armor.” The later, more serious Batman is clearly more formidable and intimidating, and lives in a more dangerous and sinister world than the paternal, protective, but somewhat ludicrous Caped Crusader of the 1960s television series. Reynolds then showed a picture of the Batman costume from the current film series, which he described as “even more technological” in appearance. The 1960s TV Batman now seems to live in a very innocent world indeed, where he needs no more bodily protection than his cloth costume affords, and his principal weapons are his fists, not anything technological.

    Next Reynolds showed the classic Captain America costume on screen. Probably thinking back to Peter Coogan’s discourse on costume colors, Paul Levitz observed that “˜like most comics artists,” Jack Kirby was “not very analytical.” Levitz said that such artists would say that if the hero wore blue and red, then “the villain must be green,” implying that these artists would not have thought about what each color signified psychologically. However, Levitz praised “Kirby’s instinct” in creating enduring superhero costumes. I believe that a number if the great comics creators of the past, including Kirby and Stan Lee, to a large extent worked from instinct, devising characters and stories with depths and subtexts that they may not have consciously been aware of.

    The original Captain Marvel was followed in the auditorium screen by Jack Cole’s Plastic Man. Reynolds likened the stretching Plastic Man to “the mutant body,” the term that Andrew Bolton applies in the exhibition to the unusual bodies of various X-Men characters. Paul Levitz proposed that “Jack Cole’s work descends more from animation than other comics of the time,” and that Cole “saw the character in motion.”

    Moving to Wonder Woman, Reynolds commented on how a Greek statue of an Amazon, complete with a “short skirt, even” (clearly alluding to Wonder Woman’s costume) stands on the way to the Met’s “Superheroes” exhibit. Paul Levitz noted that Wonder Woman and the original Captain Marvel were the major characters in the “1940s pantheon” of superheroes who were not created by Jewish immigrants. Both Captain Marvel and Wonder Woman are explicitly “influenced by classical mythology,” and Levitz speculated that their creators were “perhaps more likely to be exposed to that on a formal level.”

    When he got to Iron Man, Reynolds pronounced him the “first completely technological superhero.” (Well, there’s the Golden Age Robotman, but I see Reynolds’ point.) Reynolds pointed out that from Iron Man’s first appearance in Tales of Suspense #39 to his next, he switched from gray armor to gold armor, and within less than a year to the more familiar, far less bulky red and gold armor. Paul Levitz then commented that it was Jack Kirby who drew the first cover with Iron Man (Though Levitz did not say so, it seems that Kirby designed the original armor) and Steve Ditko who designed the red and gold armor. Levitz called this an example of the “improvisational feeling” of the comics of this period: “We’re making this up as we go along.”

    Levitz was struck by the fact that the new Iron Man movie “finally explains the circle on his chest.” (It is the power source that keeps his heart beating.) “forty-six years later” (after Iron Man’s creation) Levitz said, a “facet” of Iron Man’s costume “becomes a storytelling facet.” Fingeroth marveled that this circle. which he called an “insignia,” was “always just above his heart. . .always subtly there.” I’d say it was as if Kirby subconsciously connected the circle to the heart, and it took all these years for someone to consciously figure out that connection. (To nitpick, past Iron Man writers and artists, including Stan Lee, have used the circle on Iron Man’s chest as a device to project energy beams. But I agree that the movie came up with a better explanation which turns that circle into a chevron linked to Iron Man’s character and history: the outwardly invincible, armored warrior dependent on an injured heart within.)

    Next on screen was the cover of Amazing Spider-Man #3 with the introduction of Doctor Octopus, whose body, with its four metal tentacles, serves as the equivalent of a costume. Reynolds observed that Doctor Octopus is a villain “mirroring” his nemesis Spider-Man, since Doctor Octopus actually has eight limbs, just as a real spider does.

    Reynolds then moved from the Ditko Spider-Man to John Romita, Sr.’s work on the series. Romita made Peter Parker much handsomer and is justly known for his glamorous depictions of female leads Gwen Stacy and Mary Jane Watson. Reynolds remarked that Romita captured the “swinging ’60s” in his portrayal of the supporting cast. Paul Levitz commented that “Many great artists clearly didn’t look at people in the streets,” perhaps because a comics artist would be “locked in a room by yourself” working long hours. But Romita, Levitz asserted, was an exception, who not only paid attention to “fashion” but also the “physicality of motion” and “acting” in portraying his characters.

    Then up on the screen came the cover of The Incredible Hulk #195, showing those two current movie stars, the Hulk and the Abomination, grappling with one another (see “Comics in Context” #226″ “Half a Decade with the Hulk”). The Hulk’s green skin serves the identifying function of a costume, and as Danny Fingeroth explained, so too the Abomination’s grotesquely reptilian hide became “an identifying covering for the character.” Fingeroth also pointed out that the Abomination was a “darker, more powerful, crazy house mirror version of the Hulk.”

    On showing of the cover of X-Men (first series) #100, by the late Dave Cockrum, Reynolds said that Levitz had told him that Cockrum loved creating costumes. Levitz remarked that typically, an artist will do one costume sketch for a character, but that Cockrum was different: “he’d do a dozen different costumes” (see “Comics in Context” #172).

    Then Reynolds showed the cover to Captain America and the Falcon #176, in which the original Captain, Steve Rogers, instead wore the Nomad costume that Peter Coogan had mentioned earlier, rather than submit to government control. Reynolds segued from this tale inspired by Watergate, to a story that Paul Levitz had written regarding masks and costumes, inspired by Senator Joseph McCarthy’s political witch hunts of alleged Communists in the 1950s. In Levitz’s “The Defeat of the Justice Society” in Adventure Comics #466, Senator McCarthy demands that the Justice Society, the leading superhero team of the 1940s, unmask and reveal their true identities if they are truly law-abiding citizens. Rather than comply, the Justice Society disbands and the individual members retire from their superhero careers (see “Comics in Context” #217: “The Next Frontier”). Of course, in real life it was during the McCarthy era that most Golden Age superhero series came to their end. Levitz explained on the panel that the “1950s witch hunts” provided him with a “good metaphor to explain the “absence of the heroes,” adding that their position was that “Our faces–our names–our lives are our own business.”

    Reynolds then suggested that Levitz’s McCarthy story had “opened” the way for the political themes later on in Frank Miller’s Batman: The Dark Knight Returns and Alan Moore’s Watchmen. Levitz shrugged and said, “I don’t think this story has linkage to Dark Knight” or Watchmen, but noted that as a comics writer “you’re working on the shoulders of others,” and comics writers “are conscious of stories that have gone before.”

    Reynolds’ array of images included not only costumes being worn by heroes, but also empty costumes that proved strangely affecting. The cover for Avengers #230, in which Yellowjacket (Henry Pym) is expelled from the Avengers for betraying them, shows his teammates looking down at an empty Yellowjacket uniform. Danny Fingeroth said that the artist, Al Milgrom, “conveyed a sense of shame in the empty costume,” so much so that “you want to look away.”

    A little later, Reynolds showed John Romita, Sr.’s classic “Spider-Man No More” cover from Amazing Spider-Man #60. This iconic image, which director Sam Raimi recreated in his Spider-Man 2 movie, shows Peter Parker walking away from his empty costume, which he has consigned to a trash can. Danny Fingeroth pointed out how the figure of Peter Parker was “framed by rain clouds,” and how the abandoned “costume has a life of its own,” with the glove lying on the ground looking “forlorn.” Fingeroth also noted “what you can do with the eyes of Spider-Man’s mask, as in this picture,” to convey emotion, despite the fact that the eyes are blank.

    Reynolds also showed the cover of Amazing Spider-Man #252, which introduced Spider-Man’s black costume, which eventually became the costume for Venom, a character who better suited the costume’s color scheme. Fingeroth, a former Marvel editor, explained that the black costume was originally “tied in with he promotional series Secret Wars” and “was a thing we were going to do for a few months,” but it “was popular,” so it “went on and in.” I remember that at the time Marvel gave the impression to the public that Spider-Man’s costume change was permanent, or at least for the foreseeable future. (I was working at Marvel, and that’s the impression even I got!) So it was gratifying to hear Danny admit that the black costume was always meant to be a short-term gimmick.

    Images from Alan Moore and artist Dave Gibbons’ Watchmen showed lovers Nite Owl and Silk Spectre both in costumes and completely nude; Paul Levitz confirmed that next year’s Watchmen movie “will be R-rated.”

    When Todd McFarlane’s Spawn came onto the screen. Reynolds commented that he was an example of “heroes who look like villains,” with his red and black color scheme for his costume, and his “complete head mask” completely concealing his face. (Then again, Spider-Man also wears a full face mask, and his costume was originally colored more as red and black, with blue highlights. Surely it’s the angular, even pointed design elements of Spawn’s costume, masking the natural, rounded shape of the human body, that makes it seem more sinister than Spider-Man’s costume.)

    Moving further towards the present, Reynolds unexpectedly showed the concluding sequence from Alex Ross and Mark Waid’s Kingdom Come, set in the “Planet Krypton” theme restaurant. Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman turn up in everyday “civilian” clothing, but the waiters and waitresses are all garbed as members of the Justice League. Reynolds confessed that he found this role reversal “very disconcerting.” I personally am not disturbed by this, but I’m aware if another, metafictional level of reversal that perhaps Reynolds is not: Alex Ross depicted some of the people in this scene as lookalikes for real life comics professionals.

    Next came a group portrait from Alan Moore’s Top Ten series, which Reynolds described as “Hill Street Blues with superheroes.” Reynolds drew our attention to the way that this series combines characters in superhero costumes with characters who look like they’re from horror movies, and characters dressed to suit other genres as well.

    Then there were two sequences from Marvel’s The Ultimates, which presents the Avengers of an alternate continuity. The first sequence paralleled the one from Kingdom Come: Captain America, Iron Man and Thor were in everyday dress at a restaurant, though they chose not to go to a theme restaurant. Danny Fingeroth pointed out how each character retained a distinctive look, even out if costume. You couldn’t say that Captain America was in his civilian identity: as Steve Rogers, he wore a military uniform. Tony Stark (Iron Man) was described as wearing a “royal” collar, suggesting his status as a member of America’s wealthy elite. So even their everyday clothing expressed their characters.

    The other segment spotlighted the Ultimate universe’s version of the Defenders, whose tacky outfits reflected their status as incompetent superhero wannabes. Reynolds pointed to what he termed a “peekaboo” shot of Valkyrie in a thong and suggested that her costuming indicated her real motives for trying to become a superhero.

    Then came a sequence in which the Justice League meet with Lex Luthor, when he was President in DC’s continuity, in the Oval Office. Reynolds said he found this image “disconcerting” and tried, but failed, to draw comments from his wary fellow panelists on the subject of a super-villain as U. S. president. Danny Fingeroth joked, “But a lot of old Jewish people in Florida voted for Lex Luthor,” a reference to the confusion about the “butterfly ballots” in the 2000 election.

    Whereas the Justice Leaguers in this scene are in full costume, Luthor wears an ordinary black business suit. But Paul Levitz perceptively pointed out that “In a sense the Oval Office is an analogue to the costumes.” Not only is the Oval Office itself an iconic image, but it incorporates symbolic imagery”: as Levitz said, “even the presidential seal in the carpet,” thus creating what he termed “a ceremonial space.”

    Then Reynolds showed the cover from Darwyn Cooke’s DC: The New Frontier Vol. 1 paperback, in which Cooke both recreates traditional superhero costumes of classic characters as they looked in past decades but also, in Reynolds’ word, manages to “refresh” their look. Levitz hailed Cooke’s work as an example of the “power of the individual artist to interpret” tradition and to utilize a “personal style” to make “a new statement with characters that are as much as “seventy years old.”

    Towards the end of his PowerPoint presentation, Reynolds showed the audience a picture of costumed superheroes from comics in India, telling us that this “way of storytelling”–the use of that American creation, costumed superheroes–has spread outside the United States, across the world.

    However, later that day, after the end of the symposium, the participants headed to an Upper East Side bar, where Richard Reynolds and I discussed just why as Reynolds contended, attempts to create British superheroes never quite worked. What is it that is specifically American about the superhero concept, and that is alien to British culture, even if so many Brits read superhero comics and even write and draw American superhero comics?

    But that was still hours off. I’ve only covered the first two panels in this day-long landmark Metropolitan Museum symposium on superheroes, and I will return to my account of the day in the near future.

    LINKS IN THE AMAZON CHAIN

    You can find the following books by participants in the “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy” symposium at the following locations on Amazon.com:

    Andrew Bolton, Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy

    Peter Coogan, Superhero: The Secret Origin of a Genre

    Danny Fingeroth, Superman on the Couch

    Danny Fingeroth, Disguised as Clark Kent

    Richard Reynolds, Superheroes: A Modern Mythology

    Paul Levitz’s “The Defeat of the Justice Society” from Adventure Comics #466 is reprinted in the paperback Justice Society Vol. 2.

    ADVERTISEMENTS FOR MYSELF

    Two of my own books are being sold at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in connection with “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy.” They too are available on Amazon: The Marvel Vault, which Roy Thomas and I wrote, and The Official Marvel Travel Guide to New York City.

    Copyright 2008 Peter Sanderson


  • Trailer Park: Matt Keeslar

    By Christopher Stipp

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    I grew up on programming like this.

    From the premise itself to the actual execution of it there’s a sense of appreciation for those of us who like to be talked to and not talked at that which at least saves this program being like so many other clones which dabble in pulp comic book wackiness. Even though THE MIDDLEMAN deals in a kind of sci-fi and comedy usually reserved for summertime blockbusters the writing is exceptionally good and that’s because it’s coming from one of Lost’s writers’ own, Javier Grillo-Marxuach, graphic novel. That said, I am blown away at how sharp it is.

    You would expect that a show that is on ABC Family would be as milquetoast as it comes but the true delineation from what you would think it would be comes when you see how much thought has gone into creating a viewing experience that at once titillates a kid’s need for eye candy with an adults desperate need, that is, if we must watch everything our kids watch in order to be good stewards to the youths, to feel engaged as well. From fighting bad guys with big guns and enough wit to carry through an entire program admirably, it doesn’t hurt to be noticed by Variety for all the work as well.

    Matt Kesslar is the star of this program and he is, without question, a real honest actor when it comes to knowing the difference between those actors who eschew television work and those who see opportunity in any project that is handled with enough care and thoughtfulness as this has. You’ve just got to root for a guy who is slugging it out in order to make a name for himself, professionally, and who is honestly just excited to be a working actor.

    Not only can you catch THE MIDDLEMAN on ABC Family every Monday at 10/9c but you can also catch Matt and Javier at Comic-Con on Thursday, July 24th. To wit:

    2:00-3:00 The Middleman – Creator and executive producer Javier Grillo-Marxuach (Lost) and The Middleman Matt Keeslar ( actors Dune) and Natalie Morales (CSI: Miami) discuss the bizarre world of The Middleman. Based on the graphic novels by Javier Grillo-Marxuach, The Middleman follows the surreal life of twenty-something Wendy Watson as she gets recruited by a top secret agency to fight comic book-esque criminals under the guidance of her straight-laced boss, The Middleman. Room 5AB

    CHRISTOPHER STIPP: Thank you for making time for me. I appreciate it.

    MATT KESSLAR: No worries.

    CS: I’m kind of unsure, exactly, and I usually don’t usually ask the question “What’s the show about?” but since I haven’t been able to see the show itself and can really only read a little show description, can you tell me: What’s the show’s about?

    KESSLAR: There’s actually a free download on iTunes now but The Middleman is a tongue-in-cheek look at comic book superheroes. That’s the genre we’re working in. Specifically, it’s about a girl, Wendy Watson who is played by Natalie Morales who is fresh out of art school and looking for a job and gets inducted into this secret crime fighting organization that is headed by a mysterious middleman character. And this crime fighting organization has been around forever and has been fighting evil ““ sort of like the X-Files characters. Paranormal characters, so there is a relationship of big brother/younger sister relationship between Wendy Watson and the Middleman, the character that I play. We’re a crime fighting duo.

    CS: When you first initially received a script, listening to the premise, was there any hesitation on your part of was this going to be done well or more of a Sci-Fi Channel movie of the week, Mansquito kind of project?

    KEESLAR: I didn’t know anything of the premise, I just got the script. So I didn’t know anything about the comic books or the writer or anything. I just got the script and came from ABC Family which in and of itself made me raise my eyebrows ““ is this a family show, what’s it going to be about but the level of ABC Family’s scripts and the work they have been doing has been progressively better and better and I did a television movie for them this summer which was very well written, so I read it bearing that in mind and I really thought it was a great script. It was very smart, very witty, but at the same time it’s a little silly, something that can be enjoyed on many different levels ““ little kids watching monsters type level and then also the adult allegiance to sci-fi series and references to a lot of different pop culture references ““ so it can be enjoyed on many different levels. I was very excited about the script and the moment I read it I thought my character, Middleman, was sort of a mysterious character. He’s just an interesting guy ““ very ultra clean living former Navy Seal crew-cut type of guy but also has some odd quirks about him. In particular the way that he speaks. He’s obviously very intelligent ““ just an interesting character to portray.

    CS: You mentioned ABC Family. There seems to be a shift toward family entertainment type things that kids and adults can enjoy. Certainly, Pixar is one example of the kind of company who is a vanguard in making things for kids but not making it completely devoid for something for adults. Is that something that is important to you?

    KEESLAR: It doesn’t really matter to me. Let me put it this way: I think good art appeals on many different levels of a person appreciating it. There are some movies, novels, art work, paintings, etc. that appeal only to adults and that’s mainly because they are adult themes that kids don’t have the experience of yet. However I think there are a lot of things that can appeal to children like classical music for example that can appeal to anyone. And I think that that’s one of the watermarks of a good piece of art that it can appeal to a broad section because it appeals to humanity, not just to a particular demographic. It’s not my goal to make a family-friendly television show but it just happens that a good piece of work appeals to many.

    CS: You brought up the idea of super powers to super human these sorts of things, is the shooting schedule heavier because of the effects that are needed in the show or is there a reliance on practical effects in order to save on money?

    KEESLAR: Well, there are effect shots in every show. Obviously we don’t have the budget of I AM LEGEND or something like that that we can make amazing effects. We are a television show on basic cable network and we wouldn’t be able to just pull off those kind of effects. But the nature of the project, because it is a tongue-in-cheek project ““ it’s a lot like the old Dr. Who and even Star Trek for example – those effects were pretty basic but got the point across of what we were trying to show what we’re going for. We have some special effects but if that’s the reason you are tuning in, it’s not the reason. The show is more about the wit of the characters and the relationships of the characters and as I said before the kind of tongue-in-cheek plot lines that are at once parodying to other sci-fi television shows, novels and movies.

    CS: Right. And Javier comes from a pretty rich pedigree writing for television. Is there a lot of input from you ““ are you able to go back and forth ““ or are the scripts just being pumped out, one after another, in spite of your thoughts?

    KEESLAR: So far there hasn’t been a lot of opportunity for a lot of back and forth although occasionally I’ll have an idea of a way I think will help the story be told better but at this point, Javier has ownership of this character ““ this project. When you start a show, the actor is coming in at the 11th hour, after the director has been hired, after the set has been built and the costumes are made, then they hire the actors.

    So, really, when you start a show the actors know the least about the project but as the show progresses and different writers are brought in and different directors are brought in the actors are able to be with the character for a long time, eventually the actors know more about the character than anyone. So since we are just in the beginning of the process, it’s all about Javier and Javier’s vision which is totally fine with me. He has a brilliant, encyclopedic knowledge of sci-fi and pop culture so he’s setting up everything for us right now and eventually we will have more understanding of the characters and the plot lines.

    CS: As you go forward, it only lists two episodes so far, is this slated for any number right now of episodes of the season?

    KEESLAR: Thirteen episodes, so it’s twelve episodes plus the pilot are scheduled to air on ABC Family on Monday nights at 8:00 PM ““ that’s the slot it has right now. Greek is going on hiatus. They have an option to buy the back nine although ABC Family doesn’t typically do a 22 episode season with any of their shows so it will be the first time if they did decide to do 22 episodes. It would be the first time they have ever done that. Certainly for me I think the main thing is to put in 13 great episodes and see what happens from that. If that is something ABC Family is into and we have established an audience for, great. If not, then we have a really great back set of DVD’s.

    CS: How do you feel about this thing starting in the summer as opposed to starting in the fall ““ is it one, less pressure or is it two, well it’s the summer or is it a misnomer ““ can a show find an audience despite when it debuts?

    KEESLAR: I don’t know. This is my first television series so I’m not sure about that whole thing. Not sure when shows finds audiences or if they do. I think we have a bit less pressure because we are on a small cable network rather than being on a prime time television network. And, I don’t know whether or not Monday night is a good night or not. I guess what I’m saying is that I don’t know much about anything.

    (Laughs)

    We’re shooting in the summer in a wool Eisenhower jacket which is what I wear throughout the series ““ it can be a little warm.

    CS: Does the set feel like a comic book in a way or, like you said, does it feel like a Dr. Who in a modern environment?

    KEESLAR: It definitely does have a comic book look and feel to it. There’s a super-villain in each episode. So, it’s everything from a mind controlled gorilla to a Peruvian flying pike that turns people into trout craving zombies. There’s an episode we are doing that a haunted tuba from the Titanic that played when people drowned in the icy waters of the Atlantic to anyone who hears it. Every plot line has some bizarre supernatural element and it’s certainly shot like a comic book. Lots of wide angles ““ not exactly like Batman and Robin ““ POW and stuff like that but definitely elements of a cartoon. For kids to enjoy as well as adults to enjoy. It has elements for both.

    CS: As I was looking over your resume it is certainly filled to the brim with a lot of television work. Are people who are actors set on television work saying that this is where I want to make my stand or do you hope this translates into some film work?

    KEESLAR: I don’t really care that much anymore. When I was starting off”¦.starting off in any profession you want to shoot for the stars. I wanted to be a big movie star or movie actor in any case. That was 17 years ago and now I’m married and have a kid and all I want is a job I’m happy to do and have enough money to feed my family. It really doesn’t matter that much anymore. I am perfectly happy doing this television show and if it went on for 6 years I would be ecstatic. If I had an opportunity to do a movie, I certainly wouldn’t turn it down. I think that there are great things about both. The nice thing about his project is that it shoots in LA which is where I live and I get to come home and see my family at the end of the day.

    CS: That must certainly play into your decisions as you get into projects. Do you find yourself just shrugging your shoulders and say “What will be will be”?

    KEESLAR: I think so. I think, it’s kind of hard to say, that I’ve come so close so many times to just having to go back to college and take up another profession because I ran out of money or didn’t take this job because it wasn’t right for me. I couldn’t even book an audition for three years. No matter how many I tried for I couldn’t book a single one. I’ve come so close so many time to just chucking it all and go back to school and trying a different profession. But I am more than happy to do whatever I need to do. I am excited about having a job and getting the opportunity to do what I do which is acting. And it’s an added bonus having this project to work on ““ Middleman.

  • Game On!: On Blockbusters and Disapointments…

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    So, in the spanse of one month, I was going to E3 and had a car.

    Then, my car died, and I was no longer going to E3.

    Now, I have a NEW car… but alas, because of this, I’m NOT currently at E3. In fact, I’m practically torturing myself now by watching G4’s coverage of E3… wishing I was there.

    It seems that every year I ALMOST get to go… but then, nope, I’m denied. Admittedly, this year I actually even registered, but damn it all if my car didn’t blow the fuck up and denied me the upcoming gaming goodness. I could have been at the press event for Microsoft, drooling with all the other fanboys about FFXIII coming to the 360, or remarking at how much KILLZONE 2 looks like the footage they HOPED it would.

    But I digress. No use crying over spilled milk.

    Ahem.

    Anyway, I used to review games, didn’t I? Wow, going monthly gives me a large build up of stuff to talk about then, doesn’t it? And what’s with all the rhetorical questions?

    Nevermind.

    So… what to talk about then? I’m not in LA…what have I been doing? Well, it’s the summer, so the summer movies have started up… and so have the games based on them. Thankfully, the quality of the licensed game has improved greatly over the years, and this makes my summer log of games based on Blockbuster movies more tolerable. Take for example the lighthearted children’s fare of KUNG FU PANDA. With careful level design and tight controls, Activision has released a fun experience for both older and younger gamers to enjoy. Rather than churn out a quick cash-in, the game actually is FUN to play, with great combat, exciting levels, and a good mix of what’s seen on the big screen recreated in the game, with you not just controlling the Jack Black voiced Po, but other members of the Furious Five as well.

    LEGO INDIANA JONES: THE ORIGINAL ADVENTURES also takes a step in the right direction… by not offering ANY levels based on THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL. Now, I didn’t mind the movie, but I will say I could have done with out the last 20 minutes (from Shia’s TARZAN impression on). Thankfully, the LEGO title is all the GOOD stuff you remember, and plays just as well as the LEGO STAR WARS titles did. Cute characters, great, funny recreations of the film’s plots, and easy pick up and play control It would have been nice if they included online co-op, but as it stands, it’s more fun playing with a friend in the same room anyway… why did THAT ever go out of style?

    On the Marvel Comics side of things, both IRON MAN and THE INCREDIBLE HULK were surprising hits at the box office. Sadly, their video game counterparts aren’t as exciting. For IRON MAN, the problem lies in the camera. It swings way too wildly, and makes flight during combat a chore. Once you do get the hang of it, you’ll encounter dull levels and repetitive tasks throughout. INCREDIBLE HULK, thankfully, takes a page from what came before, and is essentially the next gen version of the previous game, ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION. And while this new title may not have the humor of the previous game (there’s no bowling for soldiers) EVERY building is destructible. It may not follow the film’s plot much, but it’s a fun diversion for comic fans and fans of the new film alike.

    With licensed games like this, it’s easy to get disappointed. Like I said, IRON MAN isn’t the quality of game that the film is. Disappointments aren’t reserved for games based on movies, though. Sometimes, an anticipated title doesn’t live up to the hype either. Such is the case with ENEMY TERRITORY: QUAKE WARS on Xbox 360 and PS3. The PC title was touted as a stellar multiplayer experience with a rich single player game rounding out the equation. Sadly, the same doesn’t hold true for the console version. I was looking forward to this tte, and once i popped it into my system, I wondered why it had been hailed in it’s original release. It’s slow paced, the AI of your teammates is appalling )sure, walk RIGHT into MY line of fire!) and the character models are pathetically small and lacking in detail. There also seems to be some sort of pseudo-lock-on feature with the aiming that randomly activates… but only when you don’t need it. The PC title was great, so the console versions discrepancies are inexcusable.

    Ah well. At least we have more things to look forward to. Like, everything at E3.

    Anyone have a spare plane ticket… and a place I could crash?

    KUNG FU PANDA

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    LEGO INDY

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    IRON MAN

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    HULK

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    ET QUAKE WARS

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    THE GAME ON! RATING SYSTEM

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    Ratings From Greatest to Least:
    Kick Ass, Right On, Okay, Eh, and Stinker (aka CRAPTACULAR

  • Toy Box: I do – Doko?

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    Today’s column isn’t quite a review…but it’s more than a product announcement. It’s someplace in between, making it very different from the usual. I’m checking out Doko’s, these little heavy discs of metal and glass. Will they become the next hot sensation? I’m sure Mammoth Brand, the folks behind them, are hoping so.

    If you have any questions or comments, drop me an email at mwc@mwctoys.com or visit my site Michael’s Review of the Week. On to the revie…er…something!

    Doko

    Doko discs are about 1 1/2″ in diameter, and a whopping 1/4″ thick. Each disc is made up of a steel rim around an hard, solid acrylic center. There’s one of a multitude of designs in the acrylic center. They’re definitely cool looking, and I love the heft that they have.

    The concept is pretty easy. You get a Doko disc, and you head over to the website to register it. By registering it under your Login, you’ll get Official Points. Each Doko disc can be traded to others up to 5 times, and each time it’s registered, both the trader and tradee get points. These points can be used toward all kinds of things, including unlocking various additional Doko World features, and stuff from partners like Toys R Us or etoys.com.

    To get things started, in the spring Mammoth ‘dropped’ a million bucks worth of Doko’s around the world for people to find. They were left in major cities like New York, London, Tokyo and Sydney, for kids to find and register.

    The Doko virtual world also allows traders to chat or instant message with other traders, as well as play hundreds of online games. All of that is cool, but the nicest feature is the ability to track your Doko’s as they make their way from trader to trader.

    In fact, there’s a world map on the home page that allows you to view all the traders in the world by location, as well as all the Doko’s (or just yours). This feature works great, and I suspect that the Doko trade limit of five was set because of the old adage of six degrees of separation. With five trades, your Doko could theoretically end up with anyone in any part of the world!

    So let’s get this party started. I have a couple Doko here that I’ve registered, and I’d like to trade them with you. Now technically, I could just send you the code and you could register it – I don’t technically have to send you the disc I suppose. But where’s the fun in that? I’d even like to see Mammoth add a feature where you can upload a photo of you holding the respective disc in some far away land.

    But back to trading. Go over to Doko’s website and create yourself a user profile. Hunt me up on the map (moospiz3 – don’t ask) and request a trade through their messaging system. I’ll get back to you asking for your location, and I’ll send along a Doko! Let’s kick the tires on this thing…

    I don’t know that it’s going to take off, but I like the trade tracking concept. I’m not sure if they have enough meat on the bones beyond that to bring people in and keep them, but with some additional enhancements they might just creat a virtual world that kids too old for Webkinz and too young for MySpace. Or for those that can’t stand either!

  • TV Or Not TV: 7/14 – 7/20

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    Summer is still moving along and the options for things to watch still aren’t very strong.

    Last week I wrote about my excitement on the beginning of another season of Big Brother. With season 10 they’ve decided that the big twist for this season is that there would be, in fact, no big twist. Not one of the 13 players of the show (whom they call Houseguests) know each other or are related in any way, which is the first time in about seven seasons. No ex-girlfriends/boyfriends, no long lost relationships, no couples, nothing. Instead they decided to ratchet things back to the basics and just have 13 strangers that I am sure have been hand selected to produce conflict amongst each other.

    Another thing unique about this season is that they cast the eldest Houseguest that they ever have, a 75 year old former Marine named Jerry who says he has a solid plan of attack after being a long time fan of the show. Unfortunately we were treated to the fact last night that his two choices for Houseguests to put up for eviction were ones that he didn’t even choose himself. This could mean he is either going with the flow to try to build trust with a group to ensure longevity or he is going to be easy to manipulate (and I really hope it is the former).

    If you want to get in on the Big Brother action you have a bevy of choices as well. The show airs every Sunday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. The show also has a pay-to-watch live 24/7 Internet feed from the house and there is a daily talk show named “House Calls” that you can watch every weekday at 1 PM Eastern/10 AM Pacific at CBS.com.

    All that being said, let’s get to the (not so) good stuff.

    MONDAY

    ABC ““ 8:00 PM: The Bachelorette:Engagement Party tries to hang on to viewers for one more week with what is undoubtedly a flash back show with cocktails.

    PLANET GREEN ““ 8:00 PM: Emeril Lagasse is back on television with his new show, Emeril Green.

    TNT ““ 9:00 PM: The Closer returns tonight on TNT, along with a marathon leading up to the premiere that kicks off at noon.

    TUESDAY

    http://www.drhorrible.com ““ 12:01 AM: The first act of Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog goes live for all to see.

    NBC ““ 8:00 PM: This week on Celebrity Family Feud there’s a blue collar theme with Larry the Cable Guy and kin going up against Bill Engevall’s crew.

    CBS ““ 9:00 PM: If you haven’t already read about it on the Internet you can find out who might be taken off of their nomination from eviction tonight when we see the veto competition and ceremony on Big Brother 10.

    WEDNESDAY

    NBC ““ 8:00 PM: This week the Baby Borrowers the teen parents get their pre-teen kids.

    CBS ““ 8:00 PM: Someone gets voted out on Big Brother 10 and by the end we might know who the new Head of Household is. I promise after this week I won’t highlight each day the show is on.

    A&E ““ 8:00 PM: I’m not sure which is harder for Dog the Bounty Hunter, catching the bad guys on the run or rebounding from that phone message fiasco.

    TVLAND ““ 10:00 PM: Ladies and gentlemen, the latest contender in the reality show ring is”¦ George Foreman with Family Foreman. Sales of those grills are going to skyrocket!

    THURSDAY

    http://www.drhorrible.com ““ 12:01 AM: The second act of Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog goes live for all to see.

    NBC ““ 8:00 PM: On Last Comic Standing the remaining comics have to fill shopping carts with props and will have Carrot Top judge the performances they do. I think I had a nightmare like this one.

    USA ““ 10:00 PM: Last week’s episode of Burn Notice was very well structured and recovered well from last season’s cliff hanger. I’m hoping this week is just as good.

    COMEDY CENTRAL ““ 10:00 PM: I knew that the New Millenium was missing something. A new incarnation of a 70’s classic is premiering tonight: The Gong Show with Dave Attell. It just won’t be the same without Chuck Barris.

    FRIDAY

    USA ““ 9:00 PM: Monk buys a house and Brad Garret guest stars. This show is bittersweet as we see Hector Elizondo join the cast as Monk‘s new therapist, replacing the late Stanley Kamel.

    USA ““ 10:00 PM: The return of Psych brings us Cybil Sheppard as Shawn‘s Mom and Gus‘ boss demands he stop moonlighting (yes, I meant to do that) at the detective agency.

    SATURDAY

    http://www.drhorrible.com ““ 12:01 AM: The third and final act of Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog goes live for all to see. Be sure to watch it before it’s gone!

    ABC ““ 8:00 PM: On the Wonderful World of Disney we get another glimpse of The LL before implosion in Freaky Friday. No, I’ll never get tired of mocking the Lohan.

    HIST ““ 8:00 PM: Sit down for a good laugh and enjoy Countdown to Armageddon.

    CMTV ““ 10:30 PM: Feel so young and beautiful with the airing of the Elvis Presley classic Jailhouse Rock.

    SUNDAY

    CBS ““ 8:00 PM: The week isn’t over yet so tune in and see who was nominated on Big Brother 10. Usually by now we also start to see the crazy coming out in people so it could be a real good ride.

    VH1 ““ 10:00 PM: I can’t believe I let this one slip under my radar last week. Brooke Knows Best follows Brooke Hogan as she ventures out of the nest on her own to live her own life and manager her own career. Her mom is dropping in to check things out at the new pad and I’m dying to know if she is going to bring the 19 year old boyfriend.

    A&E ““ 10:00 PM: On The Two Coreys it turns out that Haim is in a slump. What do you do with a former substance abusing child star who is feeling alone on Valentine’s Day? Hook him up with a Centerfold of course! This will end well, I’m sure.

    Will Wilkins truly could believe it’s not butter.

  • Trailer Park: Why Is Batman Aligned With Chicago?

    By Christopher Stipp

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    I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    I was on vacation for a while. I’m not really back into the spew mode so I’m keeping this week’s introduction brief…

    I begin with an honest query to which I hope isn’t so completely obvious: Why did Christopher Nolan choose Chicago as the metropolis of choice for the man of bats?

    When I started reading comic books around May of 1986 (Still have it, too) I only read G.I. Joe. That was it and there wasn’t anything else in my life for years until I branched out into the Marvel arena. It wasn’t that I had made a conscious choice for Marvel over DC but I just gravitated to X-Men, Wolverine and a handful of other books. I was enthralled, and still am, by more mature stories that now include many DC titles. DMZ and some of the other smart Superman books make me wonder why I hadn’t dipped my toe in this company’s efforts sooner but there has always been a nagging question since seeing BATMAN BEGINS that has made me turn to someone out there who might be able to answer what should be an easy question.

    I can’t argue that he chose one of the greatest cities which has ever burnt down but I’m at a loss for someone to explain Nolan’s choice as to why the Windy City was the town he saw best represented Batman’s Gotham.

    When you see how Tim Burton sculpted the decaying Gotham in BATMAN you can understand why he went to the lengths he did to make it genuinely seem like this was a place that needed a guy like Bruce Wayne. When he easily could have chosen Toronto, or some other territory in the greater 51 states, Nolan went the way of Chicago for his tale. Was it something about it’s Midwestern-ness that appealed to him? Was it the lure of a good Italian Beef with sweet peppers and a cheese fry? I have so many questions about his location choice but if someone out in the peanut gallery has something to offer about this I would love to read your thoughts below.

    Now, it’s nice day when you get a Ray Schillaci original in an e-mail.

    His latest effort, another entry into the Worth Reviving series, comes in the form of BAD DAY AT BLACK ROCK. I haven’t ever seen this movie, I have never even heard of this movie and I sure as hell have never been in the position to ever glimpse the film. However, after reading his essay I am just as eager to see this as I am a lot of other movies I know I should.

    Lastly, who’s going to Comic-Con? It’s 2 weeks away and already there’s some things I’m looking forward to seeing. I know many people say it’s played out and it’s crowded and it’s smelly but I think, honestly, for one weekend it’s nice to be ensconced in the lingua franca of geek.

    GONZO: THE LIFE AND WORK OF DR. HUNTER S. THOMPSON (2008)

    Director: Alex Gibney
    Cast: Johnny Depp, Jimmy Carter, Pat Buchanan, George McGovern, Jimmy Buffett
    Release: July 4, 2008 (Limited)
    Synopsis: From Oscar-wining director Alex Gibney and producer Graydon Carter comes a probing look into the uncanny life of national treasure and gonzo journalism inventor Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. A fast moving, wildly entertaining documentary with an iconic soundtrack, the film addresses the major touchstones in Thompson’s life-his intense and ill fated relationship with the Hell’s Angels, his near-successful bid for the office of sheriff in Aspen in 1970, the notorious story behind the landmark Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, his deep involvement in Senator George McGovern’s 1972 presidential campaign, and much more. Narrated by Johnny Depp.

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    Prognosis: Negative. Even though I graduated with an English degree I have never read Ayn Rand nor have I ever cracked the cover of 1984, Catch-22 and countless other masterpieces. Additionally, I have never seen THE GODFATHER all the way through, DR. STRANGELOVE, ANNIE HALL, MIDNIGHT COWBOY, THE THIRD MAN or countless other treasures you’re supposed to have seen in order to pontificate about why your taste is better than mine. That said, I think that gives me an edge on a lot of other people out there. I’m not really cultured; therefore, you’ll never catch me droning on about the sanctity of anything. That’s why I really dig seeing this documentary on the life of Hunter S. Thompson. I mean, I own the Criterion edition of FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS but in the years I have owned it I have never taken it out of its shrinkwrap. Blasphemy, I know, in some circles but I just haven’t gotten around to it.

    I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be a cultural watershed, or if it’s any good, but I can appreciate that Johnny Depp has been tapped to narrate this tale of a journalist I have never read anything from. Whether his work is really deserving of the praise heaped on him by the cultural elitists of Rolling Stone I am not sure but I will say that your eyes are shot out of a cannon as soon as you enter this trailer’s sphere of influence.

    As you listen to Depp have story time with the rest of us, he would absolutely make an excellent father if he regaled his children with this kind of literature, the visuals of the motorcycle of which Depp speaks has a visceral sheen on it. It’s like poetry come to life and the file photos used, because video is simply non-existent, do still resonate with the words Hunter used in his book about the Hells Angels.

    Now, whether you agree with Depp’s next statement about what Hunter believed to the “the edge” and his inability to describe it unless you’ve ever gone over it is irrelevant. Hunter manufactured his persona in such a way in that many laypeople, like myself, only believed Thompson’s cultural relevance came in his ideas about loving guns and loving drugs.

    I’m shocked to see Jimmy Carter making an appearance in this thing to describe the writing of Thompson and I’m equally intrigued to see Tom Wolfe pop in to discuss what he thought was Hunter’s raw emotion laid out on the page for the whole world to see. Again, whether you know his work intimately or whether you know the persona the trailer works to craft this nebulous human being and make him something whole. The use of pictures, a little bit of video and some crafty camera tricks helps to visually bring home the chaos that swirled around this man’s literary career.

    The tales that dead men tell, Rolling Stone’s Jann Wenner recounting the life of one of their celebrated contributors, about Thompson’s love of guns is a curious side trip. I’m not real sure what it has to do with the writing, I’m positive that one does influence the other, but it’s a real hard transition that doesn’t quite work. It’s fine to be telling the tale of a man who seemed to defy normal narrative structure but that does not mean you have to have a trailer that embodies it. I mean, my ADD sensibilities appreciate it but the rest of the viewing public who may not be familiar with this guy deserve a little more context as to what one has in common with the other.

    Further, I’m at a loss to try and square his journalistic exploits on the Hells Angels and Las Vegas with his political reporting. I mean we’ve got some McGovern campaign pollster saying that when Thompson entered the political arena with his reporting that “all hell broke loose” I am left scratching my temples. You’ve got to be a little more specific than just just saying his writing caused hell to actually break loose. It’s a little sloppy storytelling and just doesn’t help me figure out whether this guy is worth spending the money to discover more. You need to show me, not just tell me.

    About this time, someone tosses in the verbal grenade that blows it wide open. Someone mentions that what made Hunter’s journalistic work so legendary was his blend of actual hardcore fact finding with pure, unadulterated fantasy.

    Ahh! But of course.

    For me, and it’s obvious that people will have different reactions, this is what I was waiting to hear. It all makes a lot more sense after hearing how Hunter’s words blended these two worlds together. It’s quite bizarre to hear how some of Thompson’s mistruths made it into the public sphere of influence, himself unabashedly honest about doing it, but I am troubled by the idea that one guy has about finding ourselves in the same place we were during the Vietnam War. Now, I don’t know what Thompson’s writing had to say about presidents and their need to send young men to die in foreign lands (the images of Nixon and Bush blending together, visually, to make the point) but this is a bit misleading. What one journalist had to say about war and their devastating impacts on life (stay tuned to see the video of Nick Berg mere moments before his decapitation in Iraq) and the fact we find ourselves in another hopeless war seems fairly meaningless and, frankly, it’s a stretch to think Hunter’s musings on war itself should have been the very thing to stop all future events like this. I’m nearly offended that the assertion and correlation between the two is made.

    I wish that what one person had to say, no matter how spot on, could have been mistaken for the Nostradamus of our time about how those who forget history are condemned to repeat it but the fact remains that no matter how good you are you will never stop man’s inhumanity to man.

    This trailer really only obfuscates the link between who the man was in his literary life, his personal life and public life. The triangulation between the three is what really should have been accentuated. As it stands, I am left confused by what I just saw before me and am left to try and piece together the hyperbole with what really should matter.

    THE ROCKER (2008)

    Director: Peter Cattaneo

    Cast: Rainn Wilson, Christina Applegate, Jason Sudeikis, Emma Stone
    Release:
    August 1, 2008

    Synopsis: The Rocker tells the story of a failed, drummer who gets a second chance at fame. Robert “Fish” Fishman is the extremely dedicated and astoundingly passionate (not to mention sweaty) drummer for the eighties hair band Vesuvius who is living the rock ‘n’ roll dream until he is unceremoniously kicked out of the group. Unfortunately for Fish, this happens right before Vesuvius becomes one of the biggest bands in the world. Fish is then forced to get a ‘real’ job and abandon his dream until an unlikely opportunity arises. Twenty years after getting booted out of the band he helped create, just when Fish has finally given up hope, all of his wildest fantasies come true.

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    Prognosis: Negative. I don’t really know how to say it delicately but I’ll just scribe it thusly: What a mess.

    I was debating whether it was the paycheck or the promise of being front and center for a miserable film that appealed more to Rainn Wilson. I’m thinking it was more of the former without giving any thought to the latter. The premise, by any means, should have been amusing; it damn near feels like one of those vehicles that made Jack Black a marquee name.

    What we come up with, though, is an opening that doesn’t really amuse as it does grate and annoy. It’s a funny joke to kick things off, Jeff Garlin lobbing the softball to his onscreen son to which the punchline feels like a comedic fist to the face, a la sibling fighting and squabbling, but what we continue to see in this trailer really doesn’t live up to anything worth noting.

    I guess we have to take it at face value that Rainn was once the drummer of a successful 80’s band but not even a joke-y flashback where Rainn does a fast running in place gag as his original band members squeal away from him for reasons unknown, Rainn even tosses in a drumstick through the top of the car with little in the way of funny.

    Oh, and then we get a painful, extended sequence, dubbed for some odd reason behind a George Thorogood musical bed, where Rainn agrees to be the drummer for his nephew’s high school band and then the best joke we’re given is that Rainn doesn’t believe he should hit the stage before 11 p.m. Not only are we led to believe that this guy really is that stupid but it’s not a very smart quip on the very common and mistaken trope of the late headlining musician.

    “That’s the sound of the money truck backing up, Hoss”

    I’m genuinely at a loss to understand what to make of the 2nd half of this trailer which I’m supposed to believe involves this band rocking so hard that they are now wanted for live gigs. How this all equates to Rainn being an inept asshole who doesn’t understand modern computer technology and whose idea of trashing a hotel room involves throwing a television out of the window only to take a power strip in the nuts. And, with regard to the latter, can anyone forgive Rainn for that strained, America’s Funniest Home Videos look on his face as he tries to effect that pain of having your scrotum knocked unconscious? I only have to believe someone let him know exactly how much his paycheck was in order for him to really give the moment a little extra sense of cheese.

    I will even go so far as to say that the last 15 seconds of this trailer is reason enough to keep your money safely away from any box office looking to take it from you. This is definitely one that I wouldn’t even put in your Netflix queue unless you could dollar cost average your rental to this turkey to a quarter.

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    Worth Reviving: Bad Day at Black Rock

    Lest there be any confusion about this column let me reiterate that this is for the encouragement of film lovers to indulge themselves in celluloid ecstasy by turning their home into a mini revival theater. Bringing back what was lost or introducing an overlooked substantial piece of work that can entertain and/or be thought provoking. I will also an occasion make an emphasis on classics, as did the original revival theaters themselves due to the fact that we may have heard of them but maybe we never took the time for a viewing. Once that happens, the outcome is usually exhilarating. I discovered this when I happened to catch Buster Keaton’s “7 Chances”. I was surprised to find myself engaged and laughing out loud (with the rest of the audience) by a silent film.

    While contemplating on my second choice as a revival piece to either introduce or see again, a multitude of weird, wild and the most obvious midnight fare danced through my head. As eclectic as some of that midnight fare can be I could not bring myself to go the obvious route when there are so many lost film gems from the past that do not get the recognition today that they deserve. In fact, if they do, it’s because someone cherished it enough and decided to do a remake. Case in point; “3:10 to Yuma”, one of the few remakes that not only paid homage to the original but improved upon it as well. Purists would probably call me blasphemous for that last statement.

    Well, I might as well take the blasphemer road to hell when I suggest that a much-ignored film that is begging to be remade with the right cast, director and writer is, “Bad Day at Black Rock”. Friends, this is a treat for manly men, showcasing the talents of Spencer Tracy, Robert Ryan, Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine, Walter Brennan and a young Anne Francis just for eye candy sake. Now, for those of you barely remembering any title or star before the 70’s this has minor classic written all over it. The actors just mentioned were either the crème of the crop back then or up-and-coming to be Hollywood’s Stallone and Schwarzenegger but with a great deal more talent and charisma (you don’t get much smoother and tougher than Lee Marvin). Add to the fact that John Sturges (The Great Escape, The Magnificent Seven, The Eagle has Landed) was at the helm of this quirky thriller that some considered a tough-as-nails modern-day western with a premise so absurd in its day that it actually worked!

    It’s 1945 and America is not only involved with WWII, they are also immersed in a morality war with itself with the creation of Japanese American internment camps. This is the subtle backdrop to a tawdry mini-classic of a thriller as a lone, aged, one-armed stranger steps off a train and into a tiny desolate town in the middle of nowhere, Black Rock, Arizona. John J. MacReedy is on a mission; locate a Japanese American named Kumoko and deliver a special message. But the residents of Black Rock don’t take kindly to strangers and obviously less kindly to Japanese Americans and their sympathizers.

    For those familiar with “High Noon” there is the same sense of limited time that the main character may have due to the fact that everything appears stacked against him, including his disability. There are those in the town who you can’t stand due to their complacency and others who are so despicable you want to see them hurt in only the worst way. There are only a few standouts that struggle with the morale implications and they are frustrated along with MacReedy to do what’s right. As expanse as the scope of the film is, a disturbing sense of claustrophobia begins to develop as MacReedy runs into roadblock after roadblock leading him down an ugly alley with nowhere to go.

    Once again, as with my other reviews, I do not want to hamper your viewing pleasure by riddling this with spoilers. What I will reveal is that MacReedy is told by several members of Black Rock that Kumoko was sent to an internment camp. Most of the townsfolk also relay that everybody would be better off if Macreedy just left as well. MacReedy is not easily dismissed since he is a survivor of the war himself. He questions the town and challenges the bullies when his back is against the wall. The handling of this is genius. Spencer Tracy underplays the part of Macreedy so well that you have no idea how or if he can ever get himself out of this situation. This story is a potboiler that builds to a wonderful crescendo.

    There are three levels of danger in town that Robert Ryan, Lee Marvin and Ernest Borgnine portray, one more lethal than the other. And, each actor wears a badge of assholiness that one must see to be believed. Even Ann Francis, who I originally dismissed as just eye candy turns in the kind of performance you just want to spit on. This is not a happy story, but it tackles timeless issues with a verve that very few movies even attempt. This movie rocks from the rousing score by Andre Previn to the expansive cinematography by 2 time Oscar winner William C. Mellor. This is one of those films where everything just seems to fit perfectly and one may wonder why it’s not up there with the other pantheon of classics like “Maltese Falcon” or “Cape Fear”.

    As I had mentioned before, after the first viewing, many will question why this has not been remade yet. They could keep the same time period or fast forward it and use the Patriot Act as the morality key. The writer and director would have to be carefully picked since they would have to have an appreciation of the original and the foresight to engage today’s audience. James Mangold did a bang up job with “3:10 to Yuma” and he would make a great candidate. The Coen brothers could probably take this story into an interesting and memorable spin as well. The cast is key in this one and an elder statesman like Gene Hackman or Jack Nicholson as MacReedy could really turn this into a major new classic. Throw in some heavy-hitters for badass like Russell Crowe, Javier Bardem and Thomas Hayden-Church and we could have a great time watching these guys go at it.

    Now for the bad part”¦not only is this hard to find, but the movie was originally shot in Cinemascope and never released that way. Now the good news; at one time this was even hard to find on VHS, but recently Warner Brothers had the hindsight to release it on DVD enhanced for 16 x 9 screens. Still, that does not mean you will be able to find it at your local Blockbuster. Although, Hollywood Video may have it since they have beefed up their classic division. For those interested in adding it to your collection, the only drawback is the packaging, and if you’re like me, you’ll be disappointed. Warner Brothers for either nostalgic reasons (which I doubt) or pure laziness went with a 1950’s cover that does nothing for today’s audience. They could have easily given it the call-to-action it so deserves that they did with “The Adventures of Robin Hood” or “Casablanca”. I urge all of you not to wait any longer and rent this abandoned puppy as quick as possible. Happy viewing.