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  • Comics in Context #224: My Cinco de Mayo

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    cic2008-05-21-01.jpgThis week I was going to plug my new course at New York University’s School of Continuing and Professional Studies: “The Superhero as American Icon.” But then last week I received bad news: only two people had signed up for the course, so NYU was canceling it. This keeps happening. Where is this wave of serious interest in the comics medium that I keep hearing about?

    Well, I saw that wave–a tidal wave–hit on the fifth of May. That was the day that I attended the press opening of a new exhibit at the Metropolitan Museum of Art: “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy.” Organized by curator Andrew Bolton for the Costume Institute, the Metropolitan’s department of fashion, this exhibition explores similarities between superhero costumes and contemporary trends in fashion. (See the Met’s own online version of this exhibition here)

    Moreover, the most glittering social event of the year in New York City is the Costume Institute’s annual gala. This year the gala was being held for the opening of “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy” the night of May 5, mere hours after the press preview. Two of the co-chairs of the gala were Julia Roberts and George Clooney, who, of course, played Batman in the 1997 movie Batman and Robin.

    So there I was, heading towards the Metropolitan on a beautifully sunny, warm spring morning, clutching the envelope with my invitation to the press preview. I was amazed when I first saw the invitation: it had a reproduction of artwork by none other than comics’ premier creator of painted illustrations, Alex Ross (Marvels, Kingdom Come, Justice).

    Arriving on Fifth Avenue outside the Museum, I was excited to see a sign “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy” hanging above the main entrance of America. This is the Metropolitan, America’s leading art museum, and one of the greatest art museums in the world, on a short list with the Louvre. And there on the Fifth Avenue facade were signs advertising the Met’s Courbet retrospective and its “Poussin and Nature” exhibition, and in the center, a sign about a show inspired by comics.

    I expected to see that “Superheroes” sign; I did not expect what I saw as soon as I passed through the front doors. There, in the center of the Museum’s Great Hall, standing atop an immense pedestal, were statues of DC Comics’ trinity, Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman, twelve feet tall, towering above the arriving guests. It was a sight that I dare say none of us ever imagined we’d see in the main entrance hall of this temple of high art. Was this the Bizarro World’s Metropolitan?

    Despite what the Beat wrote in her blog, the statues, which had temporarily displaced the visitor information desk, were there only for the day of the gala. I subsequently found out that for the Gala’s dinner that evening, the Met’s wing housing the ancient Temple of Dendur, transplanted from Egypt, was decorated with gigantic mock ice crystals to resemble the Fortress of Solitude from the Superman movies–again, for one day only.

    Turning left in the Great Hall, I entered the long central gallery of the Greek and Roman wing, passing an ancient statue of a wounded Amazon, on my way to see a show dealing with Wonder Woman. How appropriate it is that visitors must enter a hall of statues of idealized bodies, in a wing featuring images of ancient gods and heroes, in order to make their way to the Special Exhibitions Gallery where the Met’s new exhibit hails those figures of modern pop mythology, comic book superheroes.

    Indeed, “Superheroes’” first wall text, accompanied by a 1981 Superman print by Andy Warhol, curator Bolton demonstrates that he too understands the connection: “Like the biblical and mythological heroes who are their ancestors. superheroes have served as avatars of our hopes, dreams, and desires. Perhaps because they . . .evolved from comic books, superheroes have been dismissed as frivolous and superficial. But superheroes should not be underestimated. Their apparent triviality is the very thing that gives them the ability to address serious issues of merit and worth, that frees them to respond to and comment upon shifting attitudes toward self and society, toward identity and ideology.” Bolton continues, “The superhero is most effective as metaphor.” Yes. He Gets It.

    And what is the connection between fashion and superhero comics, you may winder? The wall text states that fashion and the superhero genre both deal with “the power of transformation. Fashion, like the superhero, celebrates metamorphosis, providing unlimited opportunities to remake and reshape the flesh and the self.” (The wall texts also appear as parts of Bolton’s essays in the Met’s catalogue for the exhibit.) To dress up, to thereby adopt a more glamorous persona, or to don clothing that expresses a side of your personality that ordinary clothing does not, is like Clark Kent turning into Superman.

    In fact, early in the show there is a display in which, through lighting tricks, a mannequin dressed as Clark Kent transforms before your eyes into one dressed in Christopher Reeve’s Superman uniform from the movies. DC Comics, Warner Brothers, and Marvel cooperated with the exhibition, which includes a good number of movie costumes, including Lynda Carter’s Wonder Woman uniform from the 1970s TV series (She attended the Gala that evening), Michelle Pfeiffer’s Catwoman costume from Batman Returns (1992), Christian Bale’s Batman uniform from The Dark Knight (2008), and even the second version of Iron Man’s armor from the new movie. Both Tobey Maguire’s red and blue costume and the black costume from Spider-Man 3 (2007) are on display; the mannequin in the black costume clings to the wall, reminding me of Kiki Smith’s black sculpture of Lilith in the Met’s modern art galleries. Atop a rotating pedestal is a mannequin covered with the appliances simulating blue-skinned nudity of the sort that Rebecca Romijn wore as Mystique in the X-Men movies.

    Among the printed backdrops behind the costume displays are blown-up reproductions of Alex Ross artwork from JLA: Secret Origins (2002) for the Flash section, and from Batman: War on Crime (1999), behind the Bale uniform. Yes, Alex Ross’s work is now on display at the Met, and he gets credited for it, too, unlike certain other artists, as we shall see.

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    There are a number of costumes in the exhibition that explicitly work variations on Superman’s “S” emblem. But the majority of the clothes in this show do not demonstrate direct influence from the comics. Rather, the “Superheroes” exhibition shows comic book artists and fashion designers following parallel paths in working along various themes. Hence, the section called “The Aerodynamic Body” compares the sleek uniform of the Silver Age Flash, suitable to a man who runs at super-speed, with bodysuits from Nike and Speedo intended for athletes. “The Patriotic Body” segment deals with American flag motifs in the uniforms of Captain America and Wonder Woman as well as costumes from the House of Dior. The Maguire Spider-Man costumes appear alongside fashions utilizing webbing motifs designed by Giorgio Armani, John Galliano, Jean Paul Gaultier, Thierry Mugler and others. (Armani even pointed out in an interview that he was not thinking of Spider-Man when he designed the costume in the show.)

    cic2008-05-21-02.jpgThe athletic bodysuits serve a practical function. As for the other costumes in the show, it is hard to imagine anyone wearing them on the street. That is probably the point: this exhibit is about fashion as dressing up for display at parties and galas, for putting on alternate identities, not as practical everyday wear.

    The fashion designers’ costumes are not only often entertainingly over the top, but in a number of cases delve into kinkiness. The show links Michelle Pfeiffer’s Catwoman costume, torn in intriguing places, to dominatrix garb, and the other mannequins in this display wear variations on that theme. Robert Downey Jr.’s Iron Man armor, its eyes and chest beam lit up, stands among female mannequins wearing “armored” costumes that, far from providing protection, expose vulnerable body parts, even the breasts.

    The Beat described Lynda Carter’s Wonder Woman costume as comparatively demure in this company. I’d say that it has a simplicity and regality that most of the fashion designers’ costumes here lack. The Met’s show emphasizes the side of superhero fashion that pushes against the limits of social acceptability. (Indeed, during the press conference that morning, curator Andrew Bolton reportedly described the costumes in display as “extreme, phantasmagoric, hard edged, aggressive, overtly sexualized fashion.”) But superhero costumes, like Captain America’s, Wonder Woman’s and Superman’s, have an iconic dimension, setting to inspire audiences with visual representations of the community’s ideals. This is a side to superhero imagery that the Met’s show fails to address.

    Before I could finish going through the entire exhibit, taking notes, everyone moved out the other end of the gallery to what is perhaps my favorite space within the Met, the Petrie Sculpture Court, for a press conference. This usually quiet, sparsely populated indoor courtyard was now packed with press representatives, with photographers jammed together along one side.

    The first speaker was the third co-chair of the gala, Anna Wintour, the editor in chief of Vogue. The Beat has pointed out that Wintour was the only guest at the evening’s gala who came dressed in a way that genuinely evoked superhero costumes. Wintour was quoted as saying she came as Storm from X-Men, but seeing the photos of Wintour at the Gala, I realized she looked like a very different X-Men character: a real life version of Emma Frost, the White Queen, as originally drawn by John Byrne!

    Wintour devoted her speech to praising Philippe de Montebello, who has served as director of the Metropolitan since 1977, longer than anyone else in its history, and who is retiring at the end of this year. (He’s going to be teaching at NYU!) “This will be Philippe’s last Costume Institute exhibit at the museum,” she pointed out. “Alone among world class museum directors,” Wintour asserted, de Montebello had “the vision to acknowledge the role that style, self-presentation, and design play in modern culture,” and has “executed that vision in a way that has inspired millions to think of fashion as one of our most complex and rich decorative arts.” She extolled de Montebello for giving his curators “the freedom to explore the connections between what we wear and how we live,” even though “the fashion world may not be his world,” and declared de Montebello to be “superheroic.”

    This should remind us that there are other artforms besides our own–fashion, film, photography–that have had to struggle for serious recognition, and that it is important to have allies in the world of high culture who are open to recognizing what is important and enduring in popular culture. It’s rather wonderful from my standpoint that de Montebello’s final Costume Institute show also represents, as far as I know, the Met’s first dabbling into the artform of comics in a half century. (Readers of R. C. Harvey’s new biography of Milton Caniff will learn that the Met did a survey of American comics back in the 1950s, and still owns an original Caniff somewhere in its archives.)

    Wintour then introduced de Montebello, who had not expected her lavish praise: “I have been accused of many things,” he said, “but loss of words was never one,” confessing that he felt “so utterly overwhelmed” and “surprised” by her speech. He returned her compliment, stating that Wintour “is our superheroine” in her contributions to the Costume Institute.

    Agreeing with Wintour, de Montebello said that he “did not presume” to have “expertise in fashion,” but “I did give them quite free rein,” referring to the Costume Institute’s curators. De Montebello declared that the Costume Institute had proved itself to be “not an ancillary curatorial department but a full-fledged member of the academic part of this institution.”

    Significantly, de Montebello made the point that art can come in a variety of forms. “Do they have to be rectangular or framed, or carved out of stone” he asked, “as opposed to being worn?” This too is a point applicable to our own artform.

    Then, demonstrating that he too “got” one of the major points of the Superheroes” exhibition, de Montebello spoke of the nearby Greek and Roman wing (whose recent renovation and reinstallation is the crowning achievement of his long directorship), “which is filled with great mythic superheroes of ancient times.” He spoke of “the representations of Hercules” as the forebear of Superman, “or the huntress, Diana” which “led to Wonder Woman,” and pointed to Antonio Canova’s statue of Perseus, slayer of the Gorgon Medusa, standing before him in the Petrie Court.

    Praising “the myth itself of Anna Wintour, who has co-chaired this event for the past ten years,” de Montebello then introduced “in our midst a true myth of this field,” the honorary co-chairman of the evening’s gala, and sponsor of both the exhibit and its catalogue, fashion designer Giorgio Armani.

    Armani spoke in Italian, translated by a woman standing nearby. He confessed he’d lost the paper with his prepared speech, but told us he “will figure something out,” and proceeded to improvise quite well. He first thanked New York City for supporting his work for thirty years and remarked on the “love of fashion that imbues the city [New York] at all levels–rich people, not so rich people.”

    Armani said he was “surprised” to be asked to sponsor this show, since he is famous for “a fashion that is worn mainly”; as I noted, one wouldn’t wear the outfits in this show in everyday life. Armani joked that the “curators must have worked very hard to find something in my past production to be in the exhibit.” Nonetheless, he “would’ve made twenty dresses to be in this exhibit, but they said, “˜Shut up, Armani!’” Though he found the costumes on display “quite spectacular,” Armani admitted to wondering, “Did these guys have the guys to show them in London and Paris?”, referring to “the brave designers.”

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    Armani closed by thanking the “cartoonists from the 1930s and 1940s who conceived of these characters,” and making a reference to Flash Gordon (not a superhero, but close enough!). And as soon as he was done, the translator told us they “just found the speech.” He hadn’t needed it: he was wonderful.

    Next up was curator Andrew Bolton, who revealed that “Philippe admitted in a moment of candor” to reading Captain Marvel as a child. Bolton then went on to explain that the letters of Captain Marvel’s magic word, “Shazam,” stood for the names of ancient gods and heroes; thus Bolton reinforced the point of connecting ancient mythology with the pop mythology of the superhero genre. Bolton also praised de Montebello for his “intellectual elasticity,” presumably meaning his openness to doing shows not just about unusual fashions but about comic book superheroes as well.

    Bolton revealed that they had first “toyed” with the idea for this show five years ago, and that originally the idea was to focus on clothing that actually enhances one’s physical abilities. There are still some of these in the exhibit, including “wingsuits” from Atair Aerospace that enable the wearer to glide through the air. (Over at the Museum of Modern Art, in its recent “Design and the Elastic Mind” exhibition, I had seen an exoskeleton-like device that amplified the strength of the wearer’s arm, much like Iron Man’s armor!)

    Bolton explained that both fashion and the superhero genre reflect the “zeitgeist” and “mirror’” themes that are “social, political, even sexual,” and that both fashion and superhero stories allow you “to act out your fantasies” and “to transform yourself.”

    Bolton said that the show was “partly inspired” by Michael Chabon’s novel about the early days of comic books, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, and he thanked Chabon, who wrote an essay in the catalogue and was present at the press preview (although, alas, I never saw him there).

    Bolton also thanked DC and Marvel for their cooperation with the show” and their patience over our somewhat idiosyncratic interpretation.” (You mean, like Catwoman as dominatrix?)

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    Then Bolton introduced the final speaker, Nathan Crowley, the British production designer for the films Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, who designed the exhibition space for “Superheroes.” Crowley told us that he’d never designed a museum space before, and how he’d employed a trick from the movies, using mirrors to “elongate corridors.” I can attest that he did a great job: the first floor Special Exhibitions Gallery is usually a dark, even somewhat claustrophobic space, but “Superheroes” is brightly lighted, and the mirrored walls create a powerful illusion that the exhibit space is far bigger and more filled with people (who turn out to be reflections of ourselves) than it truly is. And can we credit Crowley for the idea of using the Alex Ross printed backgrounds?

    With the press conference over, I returned to the “Superheroes” exhibition. Along a wall at the end of the exhibit was a row of vintage comic books, each relating to one of the characters featured in the show. There was Amazing Fantasy #15 (1963, the first appearance of Spider-Man), Amazing Spider-Man #252 (1984, the first appearance of Spider-Man in his black costume), Sensation #1 (1942, the first cover appearance of Wonder Woman, who had earlier debuted in All-Star Comics #8), Captain America Comics #1 (1941, the debut of Captain America, famously punching Hitler in the jaw on the cover), Incredible Hulk #1 (1972), Fantastic Four #51 (1966, “This Man, This Monster,” featuring the Thing), Batman #42 (1947, featuring the Catwoman in her Golden Age costume, which the exhibit never mentions), Detective Comics #33 (1939, an early Batman comic whose cover illustration makes his cape look particularly like bat wings), Tales of Suspense #39 (1963, the debut of Iron Man), Flash Comics #1 (1940), X-Men #1 (1963), Amazing Spider-Man #129 (the first appearance of the Punisher), and Marvel Spotlight #5 (the premiere appearance of the Ghost Rider).

    Yet there was something missing. The museum’s labels for the covers on display specified the titles of the comics, their cover dates, and the name of the person or company that lent the copies of the comics. But what about the names of the artists? Like Jack Kirby, who drew the covers for Amazing Fantasy #15, FF #51, Incredible Hulk #1 and X-Men #1, and collaborated with Joe Simon on the cover of Captain America Comics #1?

    For that matter, in the exhibition catalogue, distributed by Yale University Press, there are many, many reproductions of classic comic book covers, and once again, the titles of the comic books and their cover dates are specified, but not the artists’ names.

    The book’s essays and the exhibition’s wall texts make a practice of listing the creators of each comic book character they mention. Some errors creep in. The Metropolitan follows DC’s official line that Bob Kane was the sole creator of Batman; once again, Batman’s first writer, Bill Finger, is the forgotten man. The wall text for Iron Man lists his creators as Stan Lee and Larry Lieber, neither of whom drew the character’s first story. (I salute the credits for the Iron Man movie for getting it right, listing Lee, Lieber, Don Heck, who drew the first story, and Jack Kirby, who designed Iron Man’s original armor.) In the case of the Flash, the exhibition and the book correctly name Gardner Fox and Harry Lampert as the creators of the original Flash back in 1940. But “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy” is concerned not with the Golden Age Flash’s costume, but with the streamlined, modern uniform worn by the Silver Age Flash. The name of its designer, Carmine Infantino, is not to be found in the show or the catalogue.

    Is it imaginable that the Metropolitan Museum would exhibit artwork in its galleries for drawings and prints on the second floor without naming the artist in the accompanying label, if that artist’s identity was known? How hard is it to identify the artists for classic DC and Marvel covers in the age of the Internet’s Grand Comics DataBase, or when there are acknowledged experts both within and outside the Big Two comics companies?

    No, if the Metropolitan failed to name the comics artists responsible for those covers, then it must be that the museum did not feel that their identities are important. How different is this from the way that Roy Lichtenstein would base his pop art paintings on comics panels drawn by Kirby or by Russ Heath without crediting them? Or that Warhol at the start of the Metropolitan exhibition that is so clearly based on a Superman drawn by Curt Swan–but not credited as such?

    Moreover, some of the artists who helped create the superhero costumes acclaimed in the exhibition are still with us: Joe Simon (Captain America)–95 years old but still active, Carmine Infantino (The Silver Age Flash), John Romita, Sr. (The Punisher), and Mike Ploog (Ghost Rider). Wouldn’t it be wonderful if these artists were invited to appear at the Metropolitan during the run of the exhibition, which does not close until September 1?

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    With “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy,” the Metropolitan has come a long, long way towards acknowledging comics as an artform. But the Metropolitan also still has a long way to go.

    There was something else at the end of the exhibit, the biggest surprise of all for me. Near that wall of vintage comics is a little gift shop, which, among other things, sells Alex Ross superhero prints and books about superior comics. And I was flabbergasted to see among them my own Marvel Comics Travel Guide to New York City! Looking further, I found The Marvel Vault, which Roy Thomas and I wrote. As I watched, one of the attendees even bought a copy of the Travel Guide, which I quickly offered to autograph. (He said yes.) And on a subsequent visit to the Metropolitan, I discovered that both books were also prominently displayed on a table in the front if this Met’s main gift shop, as well! I had never anticipated this, but I was a part of the Met’s “Superheroes” show!

    Following the press conference, most of the attendees quickly left, but I stayed nearly till the exhibit closed at 1 PM, and was even interviewed by a reporter for the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation. (She said she had been told I was a comics historian, and I still don’t know by whom. Did any of my readers up in Canada see the CBC report on the exhibit? Did they use my interview?)

    On my way out of the Museum I saw that the red carpet for that evening’s gala opening had been laid down along the Metropolitan’s celebrated front steps. I thought, why not? And I made my exit walking down the red carpet. My books were being sold at the Met, and I had just been interviewed by Canadian television; I felt like a bit of a celebrity myself.

    THE MAN IN THE IRON MASK

    My next stop was a nearby movie theater, where I saw a matinee screening of the new Iron Man movie. In the Beat’s annual survey last January, I wrote that one of the big comics-related stories to watch in 2008 was Marvel Studios’ first efforts at producing motion pictures in their own. There have been so many disappointing Marvel-based movies over the last decade–Ang Lee’s Hulk, Ghost Rider, Punisher, Daredevil, Elektra, the two Fantastic Four films; they may have made money, but they weren’t good. Marvel had input into these movies, but major Hollywood studios had been in charge. Could Marvel Studios, a newcomer attempting to become a new major, fare any better producing on its own? Iron Man demonstrates that the answer is yes. Iron Man has not only proved to be a commercial blockbuster, but it’s a superb translation of the comics series to the screen. To my mind, Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man trilogy is still at the very top, but director Jon Favreau’s Iron Man ranks right below them, above even the X-Men movie series. Maybe Marvel Studios’ main role was simply to give Favreau and his writers and cast creative freedom, but that has proved to be a wise decision.

    From seeing the trailer for the Iron Man movie, I was concerned that Robert Downey, Jr., despite looking like Tony Stark, complete with mustache, would project too lightweight a persona for the character. I was expecting a more conventional leading man performance. But watching the movie, I was quickly won over, just like the soldiers accompanying Stark in the opening scene, who swiftly segue from seemingly regarding him as obnoxious to be charmed and delighted by him.

    When Stan Lee and his collaborators introduced Tony Stark in 1963, he was a “millionaire playboy” in the mode of Bruce Wayne and other pulp and comics heroes.

    It’s now well known that Lee was inspired by the young Howard Hughes in depicting Stark. Movie reviewers who find it unlikely that there could be someone like Stark who was a brilliant inventor, a multimillionaire, and a handsome ladies’ man should be reminded that the young Hughes was all of these things before he was swallowed up by madness. After the Fantastic Four movies caricatured the genius Reed Richards as a stereotypical geek, it’s refreshing that the Iron Man movie makes it clear that you can be smart and simultaneously be the complete opposite of a social misfit.

    Moreover, the “playboy” persona fit the early 1960s, with the rise of Playboy magazine and its definition of cool. I suppose that makes Stan Lee’s Hitchcockian cameo in this movie particularly appropriate: a gag in which Stark mistakes him for Hugh Hefner. (But Stan is so entertaining at comics cons that I wish more filmmakers would let him talk in his cameos! He’s wonderful in his bit parts in the FF movies.)

    In retrospect, Stan’s treatment of Stark as playboy seems rather naive. If Stark was trying to keep secret the fact that he wore a metal chestplate that kept his injured heart beating, how did he hide it from his lovers? Even if he never took off his clothes, which would seem downright strange, wouldn’t they feel the chestplate?

    How do you make the “millionaire playboy” persona work in the 21st century? Isn’t it dated? Downey, Favreau and company found a way to make it work. In the early part of the movie Downey’s Tony Stark is self-centered, often irresponsible, and frequently exasperating. And yet he’s also witty, charming, ingratiating, and genuinely fond of his friends like James Rhodes. You can see how he annoys and irritates his friends and close colleagues, like Gwyneth Paltrow’s Pepper Potts, and yet it’s also perfectly clear why they continually forgive him and why he wins their loyalty and love. Downey’s Tony Stark has genuine charisma, and that is an essential part of the Stark character. Moreover, after he becomes Iron Man and develops a stronger sense of responsibility, he is credibly heroic and committed to his newfound ideals as well.

    In the movie Stark starts out being irresponsible in many ways, from being inattentive to schedules to perhaps drinking too much (in an allusion to Stark’s becoming an alcoholic in the comics, quite possibly a storyline that will emerge in the movie’s sequel), to womanizing, to, most importantly, manufacturing weapons of mass destruction, even if they are intended for the U. S. government. The movie suggests that Stark’s brush with death, which leads to his becoming Iron Man, shakes him out of his immaturity, and makes him realize Stan’s famous lesson, that with great power- must come great responsibility. On returning to his factory after nearly dying in Afghanistan, Stark immediately announces that he is getting out of the munitions business. Indeed, in the movie Stark is fatally injured by his own weaponry, which has fallen into the hands of terrorists: his own bad karma has struck him down.

    I didn’t think that in Stan Lee and Larry Lieber’s origin story for Iron Man back in Tales of Suspense #39 that they meant for Stark to be presented in a negative light. As noted, the playboy was considered the epitome of cool in the early 1960s. Moreover, Lee and company created Iron Man during the Cold War, only a year after the Cuban Missile Crisis (Lee’s 1960s Stark could also be regarded as Kennedyesque), and although the origin story is set in Vietnam, this was long before the antiwar movement if the 1960s became a major political force. Stan’s Iron Man stories of the 1960s take a militant Cold War viewpoint, with a parade of Communist villains, like the Titanium Man, and, of course, Wong Chu, the terrorist who captures Stark in the origin tale. I believe that Stan Lee thought that Stark was entirely admirable, both in devising weaponry for his country’s defense, and in traveling to Vietnam to witness his weaponry used in combat. In becoming Iron Man, a weapon himself, who could battle Communist super-menaces hand to hand, Stark was going to the next level.

    But I don’t object to Favreau and Downey and company turning Iron Man’s origin story into a saga of personal redemption. That is very much in the Stan Lee tradition, and perhaps more specifically, in the tradition of the Stan Lee-Steve Ditko collaboration on Spider-Man and Doctor Strange. On becoming Spider-Man, Peter Parker starts turning into, well, an a-hole, using his amazing new abilities merely to seek fame and fortune, and allowing a fleeing criminal to escape because it’s none of his business. But it is indeed his business: that same Burglar murders Peter’s Uncle Ben, and Spider-Man must forever live with the guilt of knowing that he could have prevented Ben’s death but didn’t. Dr. Stephen Strange is an arrogant New York City surgeon, who is more interested in using his medical talents to make himself rich than genuinely concerned with the health of his patients. When an automobile accident injures his hands enough so that he can no longer perform operations, Strange loses everything, sinking into poverty. Only when he discovers a new purpose in life, selflessly battling evil as the student of the Ancient One, does Strange begin moving towards redemption.

    I have no problem within Favreau and his collaborators turning Iron Man’s origin into a similar take of pride going before a fall, and that fall leading to moral rebirth. This is true to the overall themes of Stan Lee’s Marvel work, and it is an excellent way of making a hero whom Lee portrayed as a munitions maker and playboy acceptable to contemporary audiences.

    Even in Stan’s and Larry Lieber’s original version of Iron Man’s origin, I perceive a theme that crops up repeatedly in Lee’s work. Tony Stark is a man who has everything, who seems to lead a perfect, charmed life, when it is abruptly taken away from him without warning: the multimillionaire genius is unexpectedly felled by a booby trap in Vietnam and left near the point of death. Similarly, Peter Parker did not expect that the Burglar would kill Uncle Ben, Reed Richards did not anticipate the radiation storm that struck his spaceship, Stephen Strange did not realize he would be in a car crash, and Bruce Banner did not predict that his assistant would try to kill him in the gamma bomb test. There is a disturbing side to Stan Lee’s classic origin stories: happiness and security and life itself are unstable and ephemeral, and can end at any time.

    As a comics historian. I am impressed at how the Iron Man movie skillfully weaves together elements from throughout the character’s history. I do not expect movie adaptations to literally transfer every detail from the comics to the screen. It does not bother me that the site of Iron Man’s origin has been moved from Vietnam to Afghanistan: that is an intelligent updating. Moreover, given the shift in venue, I could not have hoped for a better, more powerfully effective dramatization of Stan Lee and Larry Lieber’s Iron Man origin story. The fact that in the movie the terrorists have gotten hold of Stark’s own technology makes it easier to believe that Stark could have created the original Iron Man battlesuit in primitive surroundings than it is in the original comics story.

    The movie’s terrorist group is called the Ten Rings, an obvious allusion to Iron Man’s archenemy, the Mandarin. It was John Byrne, in reworking Iron Man’s origin, who first established that the Mandarin was the mastermind behind Wong Chu. Some have speculated that the bald terrorist leader in the movie will turn out to be the Mandarin in the sequel, although I would think that the filmmakers would try to cast a leading Asian star in the role. Stan Lee’s Mandarin is one of the great Marvel villains if the 1960s. But he is clearly inspired by Fu Manchu, and it will be interesting to see how Favreau and company can revamp the Mandarin to keep him from seeming to be a racist stereotype. (To Stan Lee’s credit, I never got the sense reading his stories that he meant the Mandarin to represent the Chinese in general.) with China as a rising economic power, perhaps it makes sense to portray the Mandarin as a Chinese counterpart to Tony Stark as high tech entrepreneur.

    Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow even visibly has Pepper’s freckles in some close-ups) and Happy Hogan (played by Favreau) come from Stan Lee’s Iron Man stories from the 1960s. Stark’s decision to stop making munitions reflects Mike Friedrich’s Iron Man run in the 1970s. James Rhodes comes from the David Michelinie/Bob Layton collaboration that began in the late 1970s. Editor Mark Gruenwald challenged Denny O’Neil to come up with an Iron Man villain who would rival O’Neil’s great Batman villain Ra’s al Ghul: the result was Obadiah Stane. (So O’Neil has co-created the main villains for both the Iron Man movie and Batman Begins.) Initially, Jeff Bridges’s portrayal of Stane as a glad-handing corporate master of spin doesn’t seem anything like O’Neil’s sinister, enigmatic figure, but in the film’s final half hour, Bridges’s Stane projects evil worthy of O’Neil’s character. I like the fact that the movie turns Stane into the business partner of Tony’s late father. This makes Stane into a symbol of the dark side of Tony’s father, a morally ambiguous figure who went into the munitions business. Initially Tony reveres his father’s memory in the movie, but he must turn against his business.

    As in O’Neil’s storyline, the movie Stane dons his own armored battlesuit, becoming the Iron Monger. The movie’s Iron Monger is enormous, like a monstrous version if Iron Man himself, representing the dark side of Tony, had he remained a munitions merchant and acceded to Stane’s policy of selling arms to any buyers, including terrorists. After seeing the movie I realized that this enormous Iron Monger also reminded me of Iron Man’s Cold War nemesis, the equally gigantic Titanium Man, and their epic combats in the 1960s.

    And then there’s Samuel L. Jackson’s surprise cameo as Nick Fury after the movie’s closing credits. Marvel had already been depicting the Fury of the alternate continuity of its Ultimate line as a Jackson lookalike. With all that has been written lately about the Jewish-American heritage of early superhero comics creators, and Mark Evanier’s observation in Kirby: King of Comics that Jack Kirby regarded Nick Fury as an idealized version of himself, casting Jackson as Fury seems to be missing a big point. On the other hand, if I had to choose between David Hasselhoff, who played Fury in a TV movie, and Samuel L. Jackson, well, of course I’ll pick Jackson!

    CARTOON CENTENNIALS

    I wound up the day by attending one of the “Monday Nights with Oscar” monthly screenings that the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences holds at its theater at Lighthouse International on 59th Street in Manhattan. (Yes, this is the Academy that gives out the Oscars, and an enormous reproduction of an Oscar statuette looms in one corner of the theater.) This evening’s program was titled “Tex Avery, Michael Maltese: Putting Looney in the Toons: A Double Centennial Tribute.” Avery was the great animation director who pioneered the classic “Looney Tunes” style of comedy but who created his surreal, absurdist, even postmodern, and explosively funny animated masterpieces for MGM (see “Comics in Context” #100, 101 and 188). Animation writer Maltese worked on cartoons with Warners director Friz Freleng, and later in the early Hanna-Barbera TV cartoons, but reached his peak collaborating with director Chuck Jones in the 1940s and 1950s.

    The Academy had already presented this program in Los Angeles, but for the New York screening it was hosted by animation historian and New York University Professor John Canemaker. (Apparently NYU students sign up for his classes!) In last years I’ve attended Canemaker’s lectures at the Museum of Modern Art, where he promotes one of his books and shows animation relating to it, including a program of Winsor McCay animation, Disney’s Peter Pan (1953), in which Walt Disney’s great animators known as the “Nine Old Men” all worked, and Disney’s Alice in Wonderland (1951), to illustrate Canemaker’s lecture on his book about the Disney conceptual artist Mary Blair. Canemaker always presents a well-spoken, informative lecture, and I keep meaning to mention them in my column; now I finally have. He’s also written a book about Tex Avery, hence his presence this evening.

    But Canemaker also pointed out that 2008 was also the centennial year for Warners’ master voice artist Mel Blanc, and the program served as an admirable retrospective of his work as well.

    I could quibble with the selection of cartoons. None of the Avery cartoons on the bill reached the manic energy and reality-warping heights of his Northwest Hounded Police (1946), King Size Canary (1947), or Bad Luck Blackie (1949). For dazzling dialogue and masterful gag construction, I would have picked one of the cartoons from Jones and Maltese’s Bugs Bunny-Daffy Duck-Elmer Fudd trilogy of Rabbit Fire (1951), Rabbit Seasoning (1952) and Duck! Rabbit! Duck! (1953).

    But still, the selection we got was good enough, including Avery’s Porky’s Duck Hunt (1937), in which Blanc took over voicing Porky Pig and also played Daffy Duck in his debut cartoon.

    The show also included Avery’s A Wild Hare (1940) in which the trickster rabbit from previous Warners cartoons finally became the Bugs Bunny we know, complete with a New York-accented voice provided by Blanc. It was wonderful to see this cartoon again and study how well constructed the gags were; even apart from Bugs’s debut, it demonstrated how far Avery had already come in defining and mastering animated cartoon comedy.

    Avery’s sultry songstress Red and stoic Droopy turned up to good effect in Little Rural Riding Hood (1949) and the Western parody Drag-a-Long Droopy (1954).

    Freleng’s You Ought to Be in Pictures (1940), combining animation with live action, was shown because Maltese turns up on screen vividly playing a nasty studio guard–with a voice dubbed by Blanc!

    Sometimes I feel uneasy about Pepe le Pew cartoons, since they’re really about sexual harassment, but I like it when the female cat turns the tables on Pepe as she does at the end of Jones and Maltese’s For Scent-imental Reasons (1948) in this program, providing another showcase for Blanc, channeling and parodying Charles Boyer.

    By showing both the Freleng-Maltese Back Alley Oproar (1948) and the incomparable Jones-Maltese What’s Opera, Doc? (1957), the program enabled us to compare examples of Maltese’s ability to turn not only opera but even death scenes to humorous effect, as well as demonstrated Mel Blanc’s talent at conveying comedy through song, whether as Bugs acting Brunnhilde or Sylvester imitating Spike Jones (see “Comics in Context” #101 and 102). Putting A Wild Hare and What’s Opera, Doc? on the same bill also makes clear that the latter is, in effect, Jones turning his mentor Avery’s cartoon into an opera!

    The program came to a satisfying close with Avery and Maltese’s collaboration on The Legend of Rockabye Point (1955) for Walter Lantz’s studio (see “Comics in Context” #189).

    And what a pleasure it is to see these classic cartoons on a big theatrical screen with a large, appreciative audience, as they were originally meant to be experienced!

    So: in the morning, an exhibit honoring superhero comics at America’s leading art museum, in the afternoon a critically acclaimed commercial blockbuster if a superhero movie, and in the evening, the Motion Picture Academy honors giants of the Hollywood theatrical cartoon. It was a good day for cartoon art.

    But then I got the bad news about my comics course at NYU, and I thought, perhaps the cultural status of comics still hasn’t changed as much as I’d like to believe. Yet later that same week, I was invited to be a keynote speaker at an academic conference on superheroes, to be held next year. (I’ll tell you more about it when they’re ready to make a public announcement.) And I was invited specifically on the basis of my work writing “Comics in Context.”

    We’re not in the Bizarro World. No, the world is changing around us, faster than we could have imagined. Many of us who have long taken comics and cartoon art seriously have dreamed that someday the world would recognize the true value of our artforms. Our dreams are now becoming realities.

    LINKS IN THE AMAZON CHAIN

    The Metropolitan Museum’s illustrated catalogue Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy, written by curator Andrew Bolton, is available at Amazon. com here.

    As for the books by John Canemaker I referred to, their titles are The Art and Flair of Mary Blair, Tex Avery: The MGM Years, 1942-1955, Walt Disney’s Nine Old Men and the Art of Animation, and Winsor McCay: His Life and Art.

    And you can find The Marvel Vault, by Roy Thomas and myself, here, and my Marvel Comics Travel Guide to New York City here.

    Copyright 2008 Peter Sanderson

  • Comics & Comics: I… Am… Iron Fan

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    Howdy Interwebbers. I’m Matt Cohen and I dig Iron Man again.

    Growing up, comic books were a huge part of my life. From a very early age I can remember being obsessed with comics, particularly (let’s be honest”¦ exclusively) Marvel. And even that was a shortlist of books. Pretty much, my childhood consisted solely of Wolverine, Venom, Ghost Rider and Punisher. That was it. Spider-Man made fleeting appearances, as did Hulk, but for the most part I had stuck to those four characters. What can I say; I was a brooding little kid. So yes, I was emo before emo was emo. My comic book reading consisted of dark and dangerous characters, all anti-heroes, and all pretty much insane. That is what my comic world was made up of. Except that is, for one man.

    Tony Stark.

    I don’t know what it was about the character that first drew me in, but Iron Man was the only “Straight-forward” hero book I read, and I loved it. The suits, the baddies, the attitude; I was hooked the moment I discovered old Shell-Head. Iron Man was never popular with my group of friends, most of them sticking to X titles only (This was the early nineties, after all) and for the life of me I can’t remember what first got me reading Iron Man. I know that my mom of all people was a fan of the character when she was a kid, so that may have steered me a bit, or possibly she bought me unsolicited Iron books that I read without choosing.

    Regardless, I was an Iron Man fan: And a big one. I remember doodling designs for new suits in my schoolbooks, meticulously bagging and boarding Iron Man comics. It was a big part of my childhood. And then, at about age 12, I stopped reading comic books. Full out. One day I put them down and didn’t pick them up again for about five years. I don’t know if it was me attempting to “grow up”, or if newer hobbies took precedent in my mind, but I had stopped reading and collecting comic books completely. The characters I once knew and loved pretty much fell off of my radar. Sure, I’d read the occasional book when it was around me, but I stopped going out of my way to follow the stories that I had once obsessed over so much. I was suddenly more interested in hanging out with friends and getting into typical teenage “trouble” then I was reading the ongoing adventures of caped superheroes (What had happened to me?).

    Jump to a few years later, some mellowing out time, and a now seventeen year old me. I was in my senior year of High School on suburban Long Island. My “fan” tastes had shifted from all things comic and “geek” related to all things in the comedy genre. Long story short, I saw the Hellboy T-shirt in Dogma, went out and bought a Hellboy comic and things sort of just developed from there. Within about three months I was reading 30 plus titles a week, ranging from indies to Super books. I began revisiting childhood favorites that had long lapsed from my memory. And yet one thing had changed. In those years in between my comic reading, one of my favorite characters had strayed to the dark side. And not necessarily to the side of evil – rather to becoming someone I had zero interest in reading about. That man, friends and neighbors, was Tony Stark.

    I don’t know what it was that had changed so much about the character to immediately make me dislike him upon my return to the comic fold, but I can guess at some reasons. The smugness that I loved so much when I was young seemed to be gone. This new Tony, and by association, Iron Man, was pretty boring and conventional. Apparently, when Tony battled his demons and shed his vices, he also shed all character traits that I once found endearing. His quirky “Playboy” behavior that once drew me to the book was now gone without a trace. In the fast paced world of X books and mature Crisis titles, Iron Man was now veering into Captain America territory, a once great character that unfortunately had become stale over the decades (or decade, in my case). And with as many books as I read its hard to avoid a characters as prominent as Tony, especially in the company wide events which I rarely ever miss. In recent years, the Tony I had once idolized had now very much become the “Enemy” in my eyes (Due in a large part to his role in the Super-Hero Registration act, seen in the series Civil War).

    My newly found dislike of Tony bled into all parts of my comic reading behavior. I stopped buying all Iron Man titles full stop. I cringed whenever I would see the character in another title. Tony had gone from being one of my favorites to my absolute least favorite characters in comic books. And that upset me, having to betray my childhood memories, but I really did not like the character anymore. That is, until, some genius somewhere decided to make an Iron Man film. With that simple act, my interest in all things Iron Man was quickly reignited. It wasn’t a blind “faith” sort of situation either. The teaser trailer for the film was so great in my opinion, that it really made me do some heavy thinking about my history with the character. It reminded me “Hey, you used to really enjoy Iron Man, and look, an Iron Man movie that looks pretty damn good!” Something about that forty odd second trailer not only made me excited for the Iron Man film, but it lead me to do some thinking about what the character really meant to me. This was a few months before the film’s release, so I had some time to really take a look at where the character has come from and where he is now. And I realized something.

    I still liked Iron Man.

    Yes, the character had become somewhat of an “a-hole” in recent years, but should that cancel out all the years of entertainment he’d provided for me before? I started seeing Tony different in the comics I read each week, really trying to understand his motivations as opposed to instantly disliking him. I reread the Civil War series and the books leading up to it to try and take a fresh view on Tony actions and more so, reactions to the events that unfurled. I found myself empathizing with Tony, feeling genuine remorse and pity as to what he’s unfortunately been forced to become. I no longer had him on the top of the Enemy list in the M-U, rather I saw him as a misguided but well-intentioned man that had fallen from grace. Then the movie came out, and as I stated in a previous column, completely reignited my passion for all things Iron.

    Robert Downey Jr. is the walking manifestation of silver age Tony Stark, and just seeing that brash, fun and funny powerhouse again brought an ear to ear smile to my face. It also made me realize that when a character in comic books changes over the years it is a positive, avoiding the curse of stagnation. And though I found Iron Man boring until recently, It wasn’t due to the writing – rather, it was, but not because the writing was boring. The character became too straight-laced and “goody goody” for my liking, and until recently I think THAT was the aspect of the books that I shied away from. I am glad to once again be excited for all things Tony Stark related. The film franchise promises to be a great one. In the comic universe, Tony is edging closer and closer to the man we all knew and loved not so long ago. I will definitely be picking up the next Iron Man series and will most likely enjoy it whole-heartedly. It is a great time to be an Iron Man fan, and I am happy to be back on Shell-Heads bandwagon.

    Tis all for now kiddos, but check back next week for some DVD reviews including the hilarious TV Funhouse Complete Series. It’ll be fun. You know it will.

    And, as always,”Keep em’ bagged and boarded”

    Matt Cohen forgot to write something for his sign-off.

  • Opinion In A Haystack: Summer Movies, Bitter Fossils, and Self Reflection

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    As I sit here at my PC, stomach gurgling, churning, and no doubt brewing up some more lovely diarrhea. (Yes, I’m sick, and no that is not too much information.) I have a far more serious ailment then that which troubles my gut. The summer movie season is upon us, hovering over our backs and pounding our soon-to-be raw and torn consumer anuses, and honestly, I am at a loss. I find that with the passing of each mega-billion-dollar-budget film of every summer I sink just a bit farther down in my understanding of the importance, future, audience, and criticism of cinema. Am I, still having yet to have reached thirty years of age, a fossil? Does the bitter, brewed sentiment that flows out of my lips after sitting through ninety minutes of tepid CGI have any place in a world where films like Taxi Driver, True Romance, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, The Thing, and Robocop are considered dated, slow, and forgotten by the majority? And in contradiction to those questions…are my views and opinions nothing more then a molecule in the fingernail of the giant that is the new-found, un-credentialed, shallow, “thumbs up, thumbs down,” and ultimately useless blogosphere of film criticism that has engulfed an important but lost journalistic art? I will admit that I am probably the only one, if not one of the few, who has had such rousing and troubling questions pop into his head DURING a screening of Speed Racer.

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    In the past few weeks I have, much like the rest of the planet, seen both Iron Man and Speed Racer. Sitting through Iron Man a second time, after having read a large assortment of positive online reviews and those contained within magazines and newspapers caused me to boil over with anger. This contradicted logic for I agreed (for the most part) that the movie was “pretty good.” Nothing classic, (we don’t make classics anymore these days,) nor forgettable. I then proceeded to write the following…a meandering angered mess for which I wouldn’t insult any reader by putting in the actual “meat” of the column, but still deem worthy enough for others to read, if only to see if you empathize with my often irrational bout of embitterment. Please note how I refer to my metaphorical “gullet” being “sick,” only to be surprised a few days later with the medical equivalent I mentioned above. Here it is…

    Jon Favreau’s Iron Man is finally here. The critical acclaim is soaring (94% on Rotten Tomatoes as I type), the profits are rising (no competition except clichéd slop), and the fan buzz is beaming with squeals of geek-gasmic fortitude. I’ve already viewed it twice and I don’t plan on reviewing it here. Why? It’s too expected, too simple, and just too damn painful. I don’t want to be counted among the mass of those fans and critics (including the reputable ones) alike whom I’ve read these past few days who seem to either be sixteen-years-old or mentally stunted and have forgotten that movies existed before CGI. Have you read these reviews? Yes…they are all positive and deservedly so, but the sickening in my blubbery gullet comes from the horrendous comparisons to other superhero movies.

    Iron Man, with its edge-of-your-seat action and skilled male lead, most certainly gives the Spidey franchise a run for its money.”

    “One of the best superhero movies EVER!!! Right up there with X2 and Batman Begins!”

    “Not since the first classic Spiderman flick has a comic book movie been so amazing…80,000 STARS!!! INSTANT CLASSIC!!!”

    “I would sell my own child to see it again! Better then Ghostrider!”

    Those quotes were fabricated by me; still they fully represent what I have been reading. My beef isn’t with the opinions either. I thought the movie was, considering Favreau’s involvement, definitely “money.” The dilemma I face is, I’ll admit, probably more due to my bitter nature. However, excuse me, but did you just say that the greatest superhero movies ever were all somehow contained within the last 10 years? Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly. Think!

    It seems as though critics, even the elders, are somehow giving in to the youthful, pre-conceived notion that modern special effects are now ultimately integral to define quality within film, especially in comic book cinema. I am going to assume that we’re just throwing all movies before the dawn of the computer under the bus. Superman: The Movie, a timeless, American classic, gets completely pushed aside for the likes of Spiderman? Excuse me for thinking that comparisons of greatness shouldn’t be made toward a movie featuring a Macy Gray cameo and a torturous Julia Roberts underpants joke…but hey, at least it has whiz bang special effects handed down from the gods of the computer chip. See, that’s what makes it better!

    Sarcasm. Anyway, I’m not saying that COMPUTER GENERATED IMAGES are bad, or that new superhero movies are bad. What I am saying is that perhaps we should really start to worry about the serious deficiency of scope in current criticism and the foundations on which we are “criticizing.” When the upper echelon (which believe me, I am NOT AT ALL counting myself a part of) of film critics start to “forget” the cinematic support beams of the past 80 years, something needs to wake us up again. 80 years…not 50…not 20…most certainly not 10…80 years and more of this art that we all collectively love and discuss and believe in. Yet, somehow, all Iron Man’s exquisitely formulaic and massively entertaining structure burrows up for comparison is recent CG laden, product placement shit fests of the last decade. This is what we are comparing greatness too now? This is how far we’ve fallen?

    It’s almost as if “older” movies are dismissed, not out of hatred or malice, but out of a mental fog that is clogging us all up and making us forget that true quality is not about how good the FX look, or how much the action-to-dialogue ratio is, but how much love and admiration was poured into a film, and what the ravages of time and re-watch value will do to it. Iron Man is a good movie, and it would still be good if you took away half the budget. The characters were funny and real, Tony Stark was perfectly played, and the writing was sufficient for a well-balanced comic book sensibility. Sure, the suit was amazing, the action was kick-ass, and the lumbering fight with the Iron Monger was ok, but much like Richard Donner’s genre-defining Superman, Tim Burton’s beautifully unreal Batman, or Paul Verhoven’s masterpiece, Robocop, it’s the craftsmanship, social importance, satire, and the intentions behind the fourth wall that make it succeed as a film. Not the mind-blowing CGI.

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    So, it turned into a review after all. I realize that my message of “special effects don’t make a film” is really old and overdone, but if things keep getting worse…why not keep saying it until it sticks? Plus, I have a feeling that the very “critics/fans” I am trying (however unsuccessfully) to address with this muddled message are the same people who will bitch and moan about how the action in the new Indy movie isn’t as “eye-popping” or on the edge as they figured it would be. They, of course, would be forgetting that Indy was never about Matrix-style craptastic action, and of course will not acknowledge that Spielberg INTENTIONALLY made the new film EXACTLY like the other three. I can hear all the complaining now. Ignorant, youthful cries of how Iron Man’s action put Indy’s to shame. Loud yelping spears of sound impaling my ear drums and repeating the unknowledgeable and ill-conceived notions that their .000001 Pico-second attention spans, when not being entertained by their cell phones, found Indy 4 to be underwhelming and not as “quality” as…say…pig snot like Transformers. I really hope Spielberg bludgeons you in the face with his talented directing dick you fucking unappreciative little….

    Whoa! Gotta cool down.

    I was pretty bitter, and admittedly, a little off base. After reading it again I realized that I had no point other then “HEY MOVIES AREN’T MOVIES ANY MORE, THEY ARE THINGS, JUST HOLLOW THINGS!” I planned to scrap it completely, in fact I wasn’t even clear about my intentions for writing it, and then, I of course saw Speed Racer.

    Sinking to the level of reviewing Speed Racer is not something I mentally or physically feel up to right now. I will say that, with the exception of John Goodman fighting a ninja, I loathed everything about it. I’m not going to go into why, for this column it’s irrelevant. All Speed Racer did for me was become a catalyst for realizing that the beautiful, thought-provoking world of main-stream cinema (not talking about foreign or independent here) is NOW, more so then it ever has been, singing the last, muted notes of its swan song.

    Film is, actual film, going to be slain by digital. Sets will be fully replaced by green screens. Socio-political and existential satire completely replaced by seizure inducing piles of computerized excrement that have only form and not function. Cinema being important is about to die. Nothing new I know, but it scares me. Yet all I read on message boards is that “Films are made to be enjoyed, not taken seriously for any reason…” Excuse me, but while I do believe in the entertainments, I also have a foot firmly planted on the belief that there are films that have changed the world, changed lives, and truly mean something to humanity. Reducing film to an “enjoyable” yet “exposable” form of expression is sad, and yet that statement is BEYOND rampant all over the realm of criticism and fan reaction. One would hope we don’t also say the same about music, literature, and journalism…which we probably do, sadly. However, I am not familiar with it.

    Reading this far you probably realize that I am an old codger. However I am not against all things soon to come, if you notice I am plenty excited for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. There are two reasons for such: The first being that Dr. Jones is my favorite fictional character of all time (sometimes trading places with Doc Brown depending on my mood.) The second reason stemming from everything I’ve read Spielberg say about the movie. He’s using little to no CGI, he’s actually using real sets (in the face of advice from pal George Lucas), he instructed the cinematographer to make the film look as though it were made twenty years ago, and he even guaranteed no hyper-edited action sequences that have now become staples of the theater. Steven Spielberg, in a non-Indy related statement, admits he will still be shooting on real film stock long after all other director’s have abandoned it. Mainly because, and I couldn’t agree more, film has a living texture to it, something digital is sorely lacking in its lifeless universe of hallow pixels. Yes I am sucking his cock…you know why…because as an uber-Indiana Jones fan and an uber-film fan…Spielberg is sucking mine. Sure, he makes mistake, yet he seems to be the only mainstream filmmaker that is this adamantly outspoken about real film and it’s preservation. Hate him or love him, The Beard is romantically involved with the beautiful tradition of movies and that is why I retain his work, early to now, still has more merit then even some of the smaller guys that also romantically get down with movies. If you took away his huge budgets you wouldn’t take away his knack for putting something meaningful or just plain fucking great on the screen.

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    Straying too far away from my main point is not something I want to do, however this “stream of consciousness” induced by Speed Racer‘s disgusting display of cinema’s death is a lot to chew. The warning needs to be put out. We are about to fall off the cliff. Last summer we stood at its edge, the summer prior we saw it on the horizon, now I’m afraid we are goofily balancing on the tip with our arms flailing and the updraft from the cliff face cooling our belly button. I am certainly not the first to ask, but whose fault is it? The moviemakers or the goers? The critics or the bloggers? Father Time or Satan? It is rhetorical, at least for me, because ultimately I don’t know. I just know it really, truly, more then ever, needs to be asked.

  • Toy Box: Have you got TopSpots?

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    Today is not about toys, or busts, or statues, or games, or action figures…but rather a new widget that I think is so cool I wanted to bring it to your attention. If you’re a blogger or website owner, you just might think this is pretty damn cool too.

    It’s called TopSpots. It has been developed by a company called ScratchBack, which is a name that makes a lot more sense than TopSpots once you find out what it is.

    The simplest explanation is that it’s a fancy tip jar. For years, it’s been possible for readers of your content to give you a ‘donation’ through Paypal, but the term ‘donation’ is a bit of a misnomer, since it isn’t a tax deductible sort of thing. So instead, websites and bloggers started to refer to it as ‘tipping’, a way for a reader to throw a little cash your way for your great work.

    Most tip jars are just a graphic that leads you into the usual donation page on Paypal. And while this works pretty well for many sites, the ScratchBack folks took it one step further. It’s still a tip jar, but now the tippers get something in return – a text link to whatever site or blog they’d like! When a tipper pays you the tip (an amount set by you), their requested link goes to the top of your TopSpots list, bumping each of the previous tippers down one.

    Even if your readers don’t have a blog or website of their own to link to, there’s all kinds of possibilities. Perhaps a link to their favorite charity, local school, a retailer they’ve been happy with, or their favorite YouTube video – the possibilities are endless.

    You can set up the widget to have several different number of TopSpots or links in the list on your page. You also have options such as allowing the links to show up immediately on your page when the tipper sends you the money, or having the option of reviewing and approving the link manually first. And you can set how the links get bumped down – is it immediately, or do the links remaing for some set period of time before the next link can push them down? That’s up to you as the blogger or website owner!

    Isn’t this just a form of advertising? Well, yes and no. It’s technically not advertising because there is no guarantee on your part on how long the link will be on your site, or even if it will appear. The tipper should be sending you the money because they really do appreciate your work and the value your content provides. The link is merely something extra, something you’re giving the tipper to as a thank you. They have to tip you before you even can review the link they are sending, and you have the right to refuse to show any links you find offensive or inappropriate. You’re in complete control.

    I’ve implemented this feature over at my own site, Michael’s Review of the Week. You can see the TopSpots list on the bottom left of the main page. I’ve gotten nothing but positive feedback so far from my readers, and there have been some really useful links for not just pop culture stuff, but some other areas that I thought were just damn cool.

    All is not perfect yet, and I do hope that future development will allow for owners to have more control over the look and feel of the widget itself. Right now, you can choose from a dozen or so different looks, but these are all very similar, and your own style sheet may override theirs, requiring you to make some additional changes on your side. I’ve also found that you do have to spend some time explaining what it is to folks, because it hasn’t yet become widely recognized. Once it gets out a bit to more sites, I suspect that the number of folks tipping will also increase substantially.

    If you’re a blogger or web site owner looking for a new way to involve your readers in supporting your work, I highly recommend checking this widget out. In my professional life, I see tons of new ideas come and go, and it’s rare that I see one like this that really pops out. And it further proves that there’s always a better mousetrap!

  • TV Or Not TV: 5/19 – 5/25

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    I’m not sure if I am supposed to be surprised or angry about this week. Last week’s episode of LOST was so good that I’m just chomping at the bit for more, but we don’t get that until next week. The season finale of Medium was filled with lots of twists and turns but still had a very happy ending. Heck, I even enjoyed Desperate Housewives. Still, after all this, I just feel half empty because of the truncated seasons we were handed due to the WGA strike (I know, I should just be happy we had more episodes).

    Since I have been belly aching for the past few weeks about Reaper I suppose I should bring the entire thing full circle and mention that the show has in fact been renewed for another season. Another reason why I’m not sure if I should be happy or angry is because it has only been given a 13 episode pick up as a mid-season replacement next season.

    There’s really not much else to say. Just about every show that is new this week is wrapping up their season this week as well. If you want real entertainment than be sure to check out this column next week when I’m struggling through the dregs of what is on to try to actually find something to write about. It should be a real hoot.

    Now, let’s get to it.

    MONDAY

    FOX ““ 8:00 PM: It’s all Gormogon all the time on Bones! I am going to be bummed if they actually catch Gormogon this finale because I just love typing the name.

    NBC ““ 8:00 PM: American Gladiators is back, and it is police officer vs. police officer.

    CBS ““ 8:30 PM: On the season finale of How I Met Your Mother Ted gets hit by a car and ponders his life and his current relationship. Will we finally see who owned the yellow umbrella at the beginning of this season? Doubtful.

    TUESDAY

    FOX ““ 8:00 PM: It’s David vs. David tonight on American Idol. Is there really any point in watching or voting? Solid money on Cook for the win.

    CW ““ 9:00 PM: Can it be true and Sam is the son of the devil? Last week on Reaper they wanted us to start thinking that. No matter what happens tonight sadly you will have to wait until 2009 for the follow-up.

    HBO ““ 8:00 PM: Knocked Up is definitely the movie that catapulted Seth Rogen into the stratosphere, and gave a nice boost to Katherine Heigl as well.

    WEDNESDAY

    FOX ““ 8:00 PM: From the hype you would think that the only thing really on TV tonight is American Idol. All of the other networks really seem to have thrown in the towel and completely agreed with this perception.

    MTV ““ 8:00 PM: If you want to hide from the hype why not take in four hours of The Real World: Hollywood? Chock full of interventions, stolen panties, and fun lovin’ conflict.

    THURSDAY

    ABC ““ 8:00 PM: Season finale night on ABC kicks off with the stunt casting of Lindsey Lohan on Ugly Betty. Words can’t even express how much I won’t be watching this tonight.

    FOX ““ 8:00 PM: So You Think You Can Dance? Me either.

    IFC ““ 8:00 PM: Take in 90 minutes of the R. Kelly saga Trapped in the Closet.

    ABC ““ 9:00 PM: Two hour season finale for Grey’s Anatomy. Just typing about this and Ugly Betty caused a serious drop in my testosterone. Must find sports game, STAT!

    FRIDAY

    BBCA ““ 8:00 PM: One of my favorite “story telling” comedians is on tonight with two back-to-back specials: Eddie Izard: Dress to Kill and Eddie Izard: Glorious. Don’t tune in expecting to see the guy from The Riches.

    HBO ““ 8:00 PM: Braveheart is such a good movie it almost makes you forget about the drunken, misogynistic, anti-Semitic side of Mel Gibson. Almost.

    SATURDAY

    HIST ““ 8:00 PM: The History Channel is once again trying to cash in on the Indiana Jones hype by re-running the Quest for the Lost Ark.

    FOOD ““ 8:00 PM: It’s an Iron Chef America marathon tonight. See how Bobby Flay and Mario Batali became chefs of iron. Just be sure to eat a big meal before viewing.

    SUNDAY

    TBS ““ 8:00 PM: A freak accident gives womanizing Mel Gibson the ability to hear the thoughts of women in What Women Want. A guilty pleasure flick of mine, regardless of how absurd it is.

    CMTV ““ 8:00 PM: Four words that just scream at you to tune in: My Big Redneck Wedding. Anything that shows a wedding with greased pig catching gets my attention.

    Will Wilkins did, in fact, attend a redneck wedding once”¦ complete with the father-of-the bride dancing in a pig trough.

  • Game On! 5-16-08: Confessions Of An Achievement Whore

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    Geez, what the hell happened to playing games for fun anymore?

    I mean, seriously. There was a time when i would play a game simply for the enjoyment of playing that game. I loved to do reviews, because i would pick apart the subtle nuances of each and every title in my catalog and only the most worthy would survive. Nowadays, this is simply not the case.

    Now, I play games to pad my “gamerscore”. Yes, primarily I DO play them to review them (when I do get the chance) but now, rather than trying to see a game for it’s merits, i see it only as 1000 more points under my gamertag.

    And honestly, why the fuck does THAT matter…to anyone? Those points are meaningless, and yet, some strive for full completion of a game (or at least full allotment of points for a game) simply to add the number to their score, a notch in the belt of geeks everywhere, full bragging rights and all that.

    But that’s all they are; bragging rights. They don’t bring you money, fame or fortune, they just say “look at me, I have less of a life than you, I was able to get all 1000 points in GUITAR HERO III and all I have to show for it is arthritis and some bloodshot eyes”. They offer no other recourse other than comparison with one’s frends, and more often than not, ridicule.

    Occasionally (read: ONCE) Xbox has held a competition to see how fast you can advance your score in a set period of time, and issue rewards for such “achievements”. This is a brilliant idea. This should be implemented on a more frequent basis. Like every month. For example, every time you get…say…8,000 Gamerscore, you should get, like, 500 Microsoft points or something. Give us an actual initiative to fulfil the requirements of beating a game to it’s fullest.

    This way, we would feel a bit more satisfied for slogging through dreck like VIKING: BATTLE FOR ASGARD. Sure, beating the game is a great way to advance your score by about 600 pts, but you’ll feel dirty inside. You hack, slash, and slice your way through endless hordes of demons to save your brethren, only to do it all again in the next town. And while the graphics are decent, the gameplay is slow, and there’s little reward or replay value. There’s boobs, there’s fire, there eviscerations galore…but lasting fun? Not so much. It’s not horrible, mind, it’s just so damn repetitive.

    The same can be said for DARK SECTOR. It’s a gorgeous game, but a little on the “lather, rinse, repeat” side of things. The glaive blade spices things up, but if it weren’t for the GEARS OF WAR style cover system or the RESIDENT EVIL 4 over the shoulder targeting, it’d be just any other dimly lit brooding third person shooter. The story is decent enough here, but they don’t give you ENOUGH of it to stay invested in the characters, so once again you find yourself pushing forward to the end of “just one more mission” (whose corridors look the same as the LAST mission, by the way) just so you can hear that satisfying “badoop” and get your 20 more pts for beating a level.

    I even fall victim to it in sports titles. Hell, i don’t even LIKE sports titles, but occasionally, i find myself playing them, just for fun. As long as they’re of the more arcade nature, i actually get some enjoyment out of them. Or at least I used to. Take, for example, NBA BALLERS: CHOSEN ONE. here’s a series i really enjoyed in the last generation of systems. Arcade gameplay, goofy powershots and just the right dose of fun. Now, however,, all of that is stripped away in favor of flashy”game breaker” combos and moves with animations you can’t skip. The stat system is supposed to adjust your skills according to how you play, which is a great idea if i t actually DID that. I spent one match throwing nothing but three point shots, and at the end, i got higher stat improvements in things i didn’t do at all such as REBOUNDS and STEALS. Meanwhile, my three point skill went up by ONE. And yet, i keep playing the game, knowing it’s not as good as the last, just so I can break 30K.

    I find it’s influencing the other game’s I play too. In the handheld FINAL FANTASY VII: CRISIS CORE (PSP) and FINAL FANTASY CRYSTAL CHRONICLES: RINGS OF FATE (DS) i see myself judging the games, wishing I could get achievements when I’m fighting through the parts I don’t like (which for CRYSTAL CHRONICLES was all of it…the multiplayer especially is lag-tastic) just to make playing more worth it. Admittedly, though, CRISIS CORE is VERY worth the play through if you’re a big FFVII fan: it begins the story very well and brings all the right elements to the front of the epic we already know. Unfortunately, the battle system is a little imperfect. You’ll find yourself wailing on the X button all day, just hoping for another cut-scene. And you forget to cycle BACK to your attack move after highlighting a health icon for a quick save, you’ll end up eating 3 potions before you realize you’re not even striking that giant dog in front of you.

    Still, that’s not as bad as on the consoles connected to my TV. I get OKAMI for the Wii and all i can think is “gee, I wish I playing this again added to my score” rather than thinking “gee, they sure cut a lot out of the Wii version”. As it stands, the controls aren’t as fluid on the Wii version, which is bizarre, considering you’d think the Wii-mote would be a perfect fit for such a title. Also sad is the fact that most for the character introductions in all their wordy Japanese translations have been severely cut-down for the Western audience, which if you’ve played the PS2 version, you’ll know they were initially intact over here. Still, at least the game is worth playing if you missed it the first time, and as long as you can deal with the controls thinking you’re painting rather than attacking every so often.

    I knew I was in trouble, however, when playing MARIO KART WII with my girlfriend. We were having fun racing down familiar tracks from past entries in the series, the Wii Wheel was actually responsive and fun to use, and boosting during drifts was easier than ever (though the old snaking method is still there for BIGGER boosts for the hardcore fans). Yet somehow, my girl managed to make all the good points vanish when, as i asked her if she’d lie to unlock the new courses in single payer, she remarked “nah, i don’t get any gamerscore for them”.

    I’ve created a monster.

    Ah well. It’s not all bad. Some games are worth playing even beyond the gamerscore. CONDEMNED 2: BLOODSHOT scared the shit out of me so much I didn’t even think of how many pints i was earning, just how many pants i was ruining. The environments and story elements were top-notch and helped clear up the rather ambiguous and confusing ending of the first game, and the battle system was even better than before. The multiplayer was also a welcome addition, and served to while away some time in a crazy first person FIGHT CLUB WITH BUMS kind of way.

    Plus, there’s GTAIV to keep me busy. I’d write about it now, but I’d like to actually finish the game before making my final verdict on it, and the game is just SO encompassing that doing so in a timely fashion while also working a full time job takes more effort than I have. Plus, I’m trying to get that “Liberty City Minute” achievement for beating the game’s story mode in under 30 hours.

     

    VIKING: BATTLE FOR ASGARD

    One Gamer’s Opinion:
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    DARK SECTOR

    One Gamer’s Opinion:
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    NBA BALLERS: CHOSEN ONE

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    FFVII: CRISIS CORE

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    OKAMI

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    MARIO KART WII

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    CONDEMNED2: BLOODSHOT

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    THE GAME ON! RATING SYSTEM

     

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    Ratings From Greatest to Least:

    Kick Ass, Right On, Okay, Eh, and Stinker (aka CRAPTACULAR)

  • Trailer Park: There Are No Nudie/Pastie Shots Of Megan Fox In This Article.

    By Christopher Stipp

    The Archives, Right Here

    I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    “And I’d like to state, for the record, right now – I love pornography. Love it. I have tapes that are pure fucking art, I’m telling ya. People fucking, sucking, every imaginable position, the finest looking women, fucking, sucking – I love it…That is one of my big fears in life, that I’m gonna die, you know, and my parents are gonna come to clean out my apartment, find that porno wing I’ve been adding onto for years. There’ll be two funerals that day. I can see my mom going through my stuff. ‘Look, honey, here’s Bill when he was a Cub scout. Look at how cute my baby is. His little short pants, his little hat. Look how cute my baby was. I wonder what’s in this box over here. ‘Rear Entry’, Volumes One through Forty?’ Eeeeerrrr, CRASH! The only guy going through the gates of Heaven with his mom spanking him.”

    -Bill Hicks, Relentless, 1991

    One of the smaller victories this week came in the form of the recently updated Archives in which I finally carried over all the remaining articles from my Movie Poop Shoot days (cue Wonder Years theme song and a single halcyon induced tear down my face) to this hopefully last stand at Quick Stop. Now you can mindlessly and needlessly check up on the past 4+ years worth of material I have been churning out.

    I did wonder, though, as I was compiling all this crap together: Is any of this any good, really? Would someone have paid me for it, save for the outlandish idea of writing an entire weekly column to movie trailers, looking back on it? Since it frightened me too much to think about it too long I pressed on in my weekend and caught two films which don’t need me to review any more than the hundreds of articles already written on them. However, I do have this piece of advice for anyone thinking about taking Mom and Dad to the movies…and which subsequently dovetails nicely with the above quote…

    Do NOT take anyone who was responsible for your baby batter to see FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL unless you want to be very uncomfortable as I was where there was copious and obnoxiously needless nudity.

    I admit it. It was my fault. It was so my fault. I knew you’d see Jason Segel’s wang in full frontal fury but, Goddamn, by the time you were introduced to Jack McBrayer’s perverted world where the comedy really isn’t funny as it is just an excuse to have extended moments where you’re not sure if it’s supposed to be amusing or not; there are shots that linger way too long on this religious couple. Now, I could be wrong as having my mother sitting close by me genuinely triggered something biological in me which I don’t yet fully understand.

    As well, I had a professor in college who taught a writing course and one of the lessons he really drove home to me was when you had a script/story/whatever in front of you there has to come a time when you go back and weigh each word, each moment with equal parts scrutiny and decision about whether it adds to the overall thrust of the story. Jason’s choices of what he chose to keep in the film and the pieces/moments which just felt like unnecessary filler happened more than once.

    It could have been embarrassment but since I was more interested in trying to comprehend why many a critic has put this on their list of favorites for the year. I’m not a prude, and I always feel more nudity in films is a good thing for all involved, but apart from moments when you were wondering whether seeing Jason’s cock was really necessary to make things “funnier”, the ending was predictable, Bill Hader was all but a waste, the conceit was glaringly pedantic and plodding and I’m not sure if anyone else but Apatow was connected with the production of this film whether this film could have risen above the spec stage but it sure doesn’t feel like a film that deserves the attention it has received.

    In other news, I saw IRON MAN. And, beside the soul-crushing, generic sounding a-chords that were used in all the fight sequences, it actually deserved the money it took from me. Loved it.

    Ray also saw it and his review will appear at the end of the article. You’ve got to check out the way he words his passion for this film.

    STEP BROTHERS (2008)

    Director: Adam McKay
    Cast: Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Mary Steenburgen, Richard Jenkins
    Release:
    July 25, 2008
    Synopsis: Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly, who last teamed in the box-office smash Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, now star in Step Brothers, directed by Adam McKay (Talladega Nights). In Step Brothers, Ferrell plays Brennan Huff, a sporadically employed thirty-nine-year-old who lives with his mother, Nancy (Mary Steenburgen). Reilly plays Dale Doback, a terminally unemployed forty-year-old who lives with his father, Robert (Richard Jenkins). When Robert and Nancy marry and move in together, Brennan and Dale are forced to live with each other as step brothers. As their narcissism and downright aggressive laziness threaten to tear the family apart, these two middle-aged, immature, overgrown boys will orchestrate an insane, elaborate plan to bring their parents back together. To pull it off, they must form an unlikely bond that maybe, just maybe, will finally get them out of the house.

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    Prognosis: Negative. I don’t know if this is supposed to be funny or if this is supposed to be a bizarre take on the trailer process in general, thus it may be too highfalutin for my pleebian brain, but this trailer is kinda horrible.

    Actually, it’s a whole lot of terrible.

    Based on the mediocre, 1st weekend success of SEMI-PRO you would think there would be some kind of call to quality control for these Ferrell flicks. True, he did not pair up with comedic stalwart Adam McKay and there is the very real feeling in many circles that this could be the reason why the film didn’t represent as well as it should have, that STEP BROTHERS is going to be the real deal but I don’t see any evidence of that here. In fact I would go on to assert that what you have in this trailer is a bizarre sequence of scenes that are neither funny nor appeal to the grown fratboys who flock to these films like Adam Sandler’s aging base has been so solid in doing.

    The opening moments of the trailer encapsulate everything I’m about to dissect. We have a moment of introduction for these two grown men, Brennan and Dale, but the musical bed “North American Scum” by LCD Soundsystem is absolutely the wrong choice. Yeah, it feels all kinds of “edgy” in the way that suits hate but I hate it too. It’s trying to ape those certain qualities of irreverence that made NAPOLEON DYNAMITE such an individualistic coup. I’m assuming we’re all supposed to be fawning over the brilliance of the opening but it doesn’t get any better when we move in to the 26th second of the trailer to get what this movie is about.

    These two guys have to live with one another? Will telling his stepbrother how much he wants to beat the other up when he falls asleep? The ubiquitous line in the sand where Reilly yells at Will to never touch his drums is a pathetic segue into something, again, that’s supposed to be funny but with Will shirtless (can he go for one movie where he’s not naked in the promotional material?) banging the drums the payoff just isn’t worth it.

    I will concede that the quick clips of the two of them fighting and making up, the moment where Reilly is dumped into a shallow grave is a good one, and the realization that the two of them would have sex with John Stamos if they had to, are good. As is the scene with Will and John in an interview together, wearing tuxes no less, and Will goes on to berate the interviewer. These are the moments that would get me to see this film.

    And, to heap a little more praise on this film, while I cannot get behind the idea that these guys can’t defend themselves against a phalanx of squat little kids I did enjoy seeing these two dudes build a bunk bed that was doomed. The visual setup and payoff for this gag was equal parts staged and funny.

    I’m still of the belief, though, that this trailer suffers from an identity crisis. It tries to embed elements that will make it seem like it’s completely original but it fails to properly mesh mass populist comedy with giving us the wink and nudge to all of us who have been enjoying the strangeness of Ferrell’s and Reilly’s Funny or Die websidoes.
    PINEAPPLE EXPRESS (2008)

    Director: David Gordon Green
    Cast: Seth Rogen, James Franco, Gary Cole, Rosie Perez, Danny McBride, Amber Heard
    Release:
    August 8, 2008
    Synopsis: Next summer, the guys who brought you Superbad reunite for the action-comedy Pineapple Express. Lazy stoner Dale Denton (Seth Rogen) has only one reason to visit his equally lazy dealer Saul Silver (James Franco): to purchase weed, specifically, a rare new strain called Pineapple Express. But when Dale becomes the only witness to a murder by a crooked cop (Rosie Perez) and the city’s most dangerous drug lord (Gary Cole), he panics and dumps his roach of Pineapple Express at the scene. Dale now has another reason to visit Saul: to find out if the weed is so rare that it can be traced back to him. And it is. As Dale and Saul run for their lives, they quickly discover that they’re not suffering from weed-fueled paranoia; incredibly, the bad guys really are hot on their trail and trying to figure out the fastest way to kill them both. All aboard the Pineapple Express.

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    Prognosis: Positive. There are a lot of things I didn’t like about the trailer for SUPERBAD, wonderful of a movie as it was, and KNOCKED UP, a miserable movie as it was.

    The hackneyed approach to explaining comedy is that it’s the hardest content to try and produce but trying to make someone giggle or titter, if there is such a physical reaction, is an art form within the trailer genre. What KNOCKED and SUPER lacked in trying to convey its wittiness PINEAPPLE EXPRESS does it wonderfully.

    The opening is what starts this trailer off on a splendid note. It’s such a minimalist intro that it almost made me worry about when the voice over was going to kick in. Normally I would take it as a bad sign if you were to begin a trailer with a Boom-Chicka-Bomb-Bomb type of noodling on the guitar but Seth is bloody brilliant in establishing his Everyman-ness. As he mutters “Cops, Cops, Cops” it’s apparent that the movie wants to keep Seth’s character in seemingly every film as a schlub.

    Franco’s stoner is one that is much more engaging and funny to look at and it damn near reminds me of the last stoner I came to love with repeat viewings, Floyd from TRUE ROMANCE.

    “A server, like a butler?”

    These two seem like a good buddies and I believe it. I’m not prodded by some cards or some overpowering voiceover and instead of focusing on how completely high Saul is the two of them have chemistry with one another that I can buy. Further, as we really get into what is afoot with this film, we learn organically that this all has to do with Rogan’s witness to a murder, DIE HARD style, along with a seriously funny moment of him trying to flee the scene.

    Cut to Seth flipping out with James and the game is afoot. In fact, one of the reasons why this trailer is so effective is that it just cuts through all the superfluous and needless hamming for the camera and gives us some real conflict. I happen to be a huge Craig Robinson fan and seeing him clap like a schoolgirl in anticipation of kicking some ass is a real treat.

    I have to also give a hand to the inclusion of M.I.A.’s “Paper Planes” to set the funky events in motion as Seth and James start heading out of town to avoid being shot. One of the more curious shots, to wit, is of Rogen’s Super Fly Snooka move from the turnbuckle. He seems to be nearly flying down to capture his prey and it’s a real stand-out as this seems to show that this is more than just two potheads on the run; we’ve got ourselves some real violence to look forward to.

    And Franco getting his foot stuck in the windshield of the cop car he’s commandeered? Priceless. Count me in, finally, in advance for a movie brought to me by the people who had a fist in the making of SUPERBAD.

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    And now, from the warped, bent, broken and barely intact mind of Ray Schillaci…Reviews for IRON MAN, DEATH OF A GHOST HUNTER, SKID ROW and FLYBOYS

    True Mettle Behind the Iron

    Okay, while my cohort, Chris, made nice-nice to his wife and indulged her with the sub-par chick flick, “Made of Honor,” yours truly acted like a real man and ticked his spouse off. She insisted I get out of the house and take the kids with me. There was a method to my madness (rarely do you want to tick off a woman part Cherokee/Scottish descent) – with a busy weekend ahead of us, I wanted to catch “Iron Man” before anybody told me anything about it. And, I had little desire to suffer through another Patrick Dempsey pretty-boy flick with wife pining over him. I liked him better before the nose job.

    Not only did I take my 8 and 14 year-old boys but I invited my 71 year-old hip dad as well. And, just as I predicted, IRON MAN entertained all. It has that whiz-bang-WoW factor that makes you feel like a kid again. There are two primary reasons for this, the canny (no pun intended – really) performance of Robert Downey Jr. and Jon Favreau’s love-of-comics directing.

    Downey is as much IRON MAN as Harrison Ford was Indiana Jones or Sean Connery was James Bond. He is both funny, flippant, torn and driven as the son of a once famous industrialist. His portrayal as Tony Stark is spot on, perhaps even better than the original Marvel comic character himself. I was never a big Iron Man reader. I found Marvel’s Stark rather dull and obtuse. Besides that, there seemed to be far more interesting characters inhabiting the Marvel universe at the time. The only other one I could care less about was Thor – Shakespeare in super hero garb.

    My interest heightened, as I got older, especially having seen a replica of IRON MAN encased in a glass cylinder at the once popular Marvel Super Hero Restaurant at Universal’s City Walk. As Marvel super heroes have been introduced to the big screen we can tell the difference between those who are just making another movie and those in love and respectful of the comic book world.

    Favreau clearly tosses his ego aside and lays the groundwork for an updated story that does not tarnish the original work. If anything, he improves upon the legend and has us begging for more. There is no hidden agenda as of some comic book characters of late, nor is there any highly stylized romantic notions, which burdened “Superman Returns”. Also gone is any tongue-in-cheekiness that ruined the Shumacher directed Batman sequels. This is a straightforward telling with a master’s touch that transcends the audience into geek fandom with glee. It’s funny without being stupid or winking at us. The drama makes you cringe. And, the side note regarding responsibility of the proliferation of military technology is a good lesson shelled out.

    I am not one to spell out a good story and ruin it with spoilers, especially one that is this enjoyable. There is such a glut of garbage entertainment out there that’s barely worth renting. This pre-summer blockbuster is so much better than its predecessors that it deserves multiple theatrical viewings. Even my dad walked out at the end and said, “That was made so well. They can make a bunch of those.” We just hope the assembly line continues the quality.

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    Less Spills, Minor Chills

    Sean Tretta, Phoenix Filmmaker (Producer/Director/Writer and so much more), better known for his torture porn straight to DVD outings The Last American Snuff Film and Death Factory: Bloodletting displays some restraint and maturity with Death of a Ghost Hunter. Not all of it works but it does elicit some unsettling chills. The introductions feel forced and amateurish. And, at times DGH feels derivative in so many ways that I will not bother counting them. The ghostly tale has even been told better till that damn religious hood/box is introduced to us. That little invention cooked up by writers Mike Marsh and Sean Tretta appears as if it stepped out of the mind of Clive Barker to torment the hell out of us and that’s when …Ghost Hunter takes off.

    If only the acting was as good as that box. It’s passable with the exception of Lindsay Page who is downright annoying. She’s too obvious in everything she does. You can read her a mile away. In fact, ten minutes into the movie, I knew she would be the impetus of all evil to come our way. It may not be entirely her fault. Hers is a character taken out of so many Stephen King novels (The Mist, most recent), the religious zealot gone awry. That being said, the story goes from mundane to creepy, then surprisingly creepier only to have the ending disappoint.

    The film unfolds as a popular “ghost hunter” Carter Simms joins three other people, a cameraman, a reporter and spiritual advocate, played by Page, to either prove or disprove a haunting. The usual readings and sightings ensue and midway through that hood/box shows up and has the tale take a twisted turn. That device is nearly as fascinating as the puzzle box introduced in the Hellraiser series.

    Tretta displays efficiency with budget and story. Unfortunately, he may not be rewarded for his restraint, which may lead him back to the torture porn arena for the fast cash. Technically he can use some refinement but he does know how to elicit a sense of creepiness and he can be inventive at times. The movie is worth a rental for a fun spook fest. Not everybody will be thrilled with the end, but I’m one of those people that enjoyed the guilty pleasures of Death Tunnel even with a so-so ending. Call me and the audience at the Phoenix Film Festival gluttons for punishment.

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    Scared Straight on Skid Row

    Many years ago I had the unenviable task of being sent on location to downtown L.A. The area had been sectioned off for a shoot but that did not stop the residents from checking us out and letting us know we were invading their turf, which was not far from Skid Row. The place reeked of garbage, alcohol and urine. It was littered with beer cans and bottles; smut papers and magazines stuck together, half eaten food, and the human trash that occupied their favorite corners. It was an unsettling experience and I wanted get home as fast as possible and take a long hot shower afterwards.

    The documentary, Skid Row, takes you where few have been and forces you to witness the ugly situation in a different light. This is not about answers nor is it a precautionary tale. Instead the producers and directors, Niva Dorell, Marshall Tyler and Ross Clarke, ask the viewers to take home a different perspective – these people are real with real problems that have never been addressed properly. Society has not only sectioned them off but has also cloaked them with invisibility. This documentary lifts the cloak and unveils the fragile and sad side of humanity. The fact is further hammered through the eyes of Pras Michel best known from the very successful hip-hop band The Fugees.

    Pras accepts the unenviable task of living as a homeless person on Skid Row for nine days with nine dollars to his name followed by hidden cameras. Sometimes those cameras are not as well hidden which leads to uncomfortably dangerous situations. At first, this may sound like a bad realty show, but in fact it’s the type of realty that the general media shuns because it’s not considered harmless/mindless entertainment.

    The documentary includes interviews with police and politicos but most genuine is the Director of Public Affairs for the Midnight Mission, Orlando Ward. His insight, heart and passion for what he does are nothing short of remarkable. Mr. Ward was once a resident of Skid Row and speaks from experience. The cameras may be following Pras but Mr. Ward is the turnkey of this jolting documentary. He draws you into the lives of these people and asks that you recognize them as human beings. If they come up to you and ask for money, he insists that ignoring them is far more damaging than denying them the change you may have in your pocket.

    Pras discovers this early on and becomes resentful and glimpses what it’s like to be a non-person. This hip-hop star is thrown into the mix of prostitutes, drug dealers, addicts and people struggling just to survive the following day. This is a real life human drama in its darkest days. Writing about this does not do justice to living it like Pras or the rest of the residents on that 50 square block area in downtown Los Angeles.

    The problems with Skid Row are exactly what make it such a powerhouse of raw emotions. The camera and sound work is all over the place at times but the options were few to capture the results of Pras’ odyssey. We are even treated to the problems with the hidden cameras and Pras. At one point, Pras takes us into an underground garage and has it out with the crew for not only endangering his life but possibly jeopardizing the whole shoot over a couple of not so discriminate shots.

    The film reminds me of the famous 1980 documentary, Scared Straight, where convicts talked to troubled teens about prison life. That film changed a great many young lives for the better. It was shown in schools and aired during prime time for maximum effect. The same should be done with Skid Row. We, the audience, at the Phoenix Film Festival had to catch our breath after watching this powerful piece of work. When I relayed that to one of the producers, he hugged me and stated, “We can make a difference!” Yes, we can, if we address rather than ignore. See this film and have your young teens watch it with you. It will make a difference.

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    Up, Up and Away

    Before The Flyboys started, one of the producers mentioned that they had already shopped the film to the majors and were turned down flat. Their hopes were now relying on festivals and minor distributors. What a shame. This film is a crowd pleaser even with its problems, which are minor, compared to some of the major CGI-ridden junk out there. In fact, that may be the only reason why they were not picked up. Imagine a film relying on story and not a slew of CGI. Perhaps if they had thrown in an ogre and a lightening bolt or two, Fox and Walden Media would have nabbed it even if it were sleep inducing, which The Flyboys is not.

    It dashes about making you laugh and cheer while reminding you what it was like to be young again. It resembles a real good episode of Spielberg’s Amazing Stories. In fact, there happens to be a big early Spielberg influence throughout the film. The small rural area, the kids, the good-hearted and bad adults – even the soaring musical score that takes us into the unfriendly skies.

    The movie starts off likeable as a fatherless young boy, Kyle, moves into town and defends another bullied young boy, Jason, with humor and smart fighting skills. Kyle tries to teach Jason how to stick up for himself even when the odds are against you. The two become fast friends and enjoy taking secret rides in the air with Jason’s uncle who is a pilot at a small airfield. The story is pure joy until things take a turn for the worse when the two boys accidentally stow away aboard an airplane with drastic results.

    Here is where the problem lies, after a good 30 minutes of fun we are suddenly knee-jerked into a back-story explaining why the boys should have never gone near the plane. It’s owned by likeable mobster played by Tom Sizemore and is eventually sabotaged by his likeable loser brother played by Stephen Baldwin. Wait a minute, likeable and mobster do they really go together? Well, it did with The Sopranos, and Sizemore gets away with it a lot better than Baldwin. Not to say Baldwin is bad. He just does not fit in the suit as well as Sizemore. Sizemore plays a range of emotions and is believable for the most part. But the whole gangster back-story feels forced for the first ten minutes or so. Once we realize how this will affect our two young heroes it becomes more engaging, and the audience ends up eating it up with its faults anyway. I must mention this film contains one of the most thrilling aerial sequences I have seen in years.

    I wish I had taken my kids to The Flyboys because I know they would have loved it and overlooked its problems. Of course, this is not for the discriminate viewer who prefers foreign films and meat with their drama. Some may complain it’s too schmaltzy, too silly, not believable, but that did not stop the audience I was with from cheering and applauding every phoned in moment. It even dares to elicit a touching tear or two.

    Looking back, I cannot tell you how much more I appreciated this movie over some of the horrible boring messes I have taken my kids to. Mobsters with a heart beat out regurgitated CGI and a confusing story any day of the viewing week. If you liked taking your kids to Goonies or Monster Squad then come on board with The Flyboys.

  • Toy Box: Elvis is in da church!

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    Mcfarlane toys has done plenty of music figures, but one of their more popular series has been Elvis. WIth about a half dozen versions of the world renowned singer under their belt, they’ve managed to capture quite a few of his classic looks.

    The latest in the series is called Gospel Elvis. Now, this name is a bit of a lie, as it’s not based on him singing any actual gospel music. He sang the inspirational song If I Can Dream in a very gospel-like style…or so says the packaging insert. I don’t know, it seems a bit of a stretch to me, but I suppose they needed to come up with a name, and ‘white suit Elvis’ wasn’t as catchy.

    “Gospel Elvis”

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    Elvis is shipping soon to retailers, although online options are probably your best bet. Some stores like Hot Topic or FYE mght get him in, but I have some online suggestions at the end of the review. Expect to pay around $15, depending on the retailer.

    Packaging – ***
    The clamshells do their job, but I wish the look of the insert was a little more interesting. Still, the basic black with the lighted Elvis name does show off the white suit pretty well, and the give you the personalized description on the back.

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    Sculpt – **1/2
    Most of the McToys Elvis figures have been extremely well done. One disappointed me, but that was a fluke. Until now.

    The Gospel Elvis has a reasonably dynamic and interesting pose, with the body and hands lending themselves to his emotional performance. The left hand is holding the microphone, which has a cord that runs down slightly longer than the ground. That means you can hide the enf of the cord conveinently.

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    Of course, like most Nerd Hummels, you better like this pose because it’s the only one you’ll be getting. And while it’s acceptable, it just doesn’t have the visual impact of the Jailhose Rock set or the 68 Comeback figure.

    The head sculpt is where it really falls off, however. Part of this is an issue with the sculpt itself, but I suspect part of it is due to the manufacturing process, where it appears that the figures are being pulled out of the mold too soon, allowing some deformation to occur.

    And deformed he is. The right side of the face is smooshed a bit, looking a bit like Mild Stroke Elvis. The face also looks bloated, as though he’s retaining an awful lot of water. I don’t think this version is *quite* as off as the Blue Hawaii version, but they’re neck and neck down the stretch.

    Elvis is in what McToys calls a six inch scale, and he will fit in fine size-wise with the other Elvis’.

    Paint – **1/2
    Unlike one of the McToys monsters, there’s not a lot of detailed paint work here. Some of it is extremely good, including the jewelry and the work around the mouth. Other areas though are a bit lacking, and they include the large sections like his suit. Mcfarlane often uses a slight wash or a dry brushing to give figures a gritty appearance. While i don’t think they actually used either technique on Elvis’ suit, the white has that dingy look to it, like old socks. I brightened the suit a little in the photo below to see if there was a big difference, and I think there is.

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    My Elvis also has a weird lump on the right side of his face. I think it’s a clump of dirt or plastic in the paint, which is why I’m complaining…uh, mentioning it here.

    Articulation – *1/2
    There’s a cut neck, cut shoulders, cut wrists and a cut waist. But these joints are only there to make very minor adjustments to get him in his one true intended pose, not to get creative. If you know this is just a plastic statue going in, then you probably won’t mind, but I wouldn’t want the uninformed to be surprised. And if you don’t like the sculpted pose, I don’t want you to think there’s much you’re going to be able to do about it.

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    Accessories – *1/2
    The only true accessory is the small black display stand. It works fine, but it was a bit disappointing to see that there was no cardboard backdrop for it. The thin paper insert in the package has the red lit Elvis on the black background, but this is too thin for you to use with any success.

    You can get him to stand without the base if you really work at it, but I wouldn’t suggest it. The others all have similar bases anyway, so using it when displaying them together makes the most sense.

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    Value – **
    At what seems to be an average price of $15, these guys have gone up much like everything else. Unfortunately, what you’re getting isn’t really worth the increase. Ten bucks would be great…even twelve would get you another half star here. Grab it at $13, which some stores have it at, and you’ll be a lot happier then at the average price.

    Fun Factor – *1/2
    Elvis figures aren’t intended to be toys – they’re Nerd Hummels. And I don’t think Hummels, old fart version or nerd version, are all that much ‘fun’. They should look nice on the shelf if they are to fulfill their purpose. Since I know this is a Nerd Hummel going in, I won’t be docking the figure overall any for a low score here, but it’s still worth talking about.

    Things to Watch Out For –
    Clearly, you’ll want to watch the paint to avoid getting an Elvis like mine, with the lump on his face. Otherwise, you’re probably going to get just about what you see.

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    Overall – **1/2
    Of the 7 Elvis figures in this scale so far, I think this one is tied for last with the pitiful Blue Hawaii version. If you’re a completist, by all means, pick this one up. But if you’re on a limited budget looking for the best version, stick with either the Jailhouse Rock or Comeback figures.

    Where to Buy –
    There are a number of online options I recommend:

    Clark Toys has a great price at $13.

    Amazing Toyz matches that great price of $13.

    Things from Another World has him at just $13.50.

    Urban Collector has him listed at just under $15.

    YouBuyNow has him at $17.

    – for the UK fans, you can pick him up at Forbidden Planet for about 10 GBP.

    Related Links –
    I’ve covered a couple of the other Elvis’ versions, of of which I liked better than this guy. There’s the 60’s Comeback, the boxed set, and the excellent Jailhouse Rock.

  • TV Or Not TV: 5/12 – 5/18

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    Welcome one and all to the great slow down, 2008!

    That’s right boys and girls, the finales are upon us, in some cases they have passed us, and there are only a few more on the horizon. Soon we’ll see what the networks will do to try to keep our attention over the summer as they are still limping from the affects of the WGA Strike.

    NBC announced a few weeks ago that one of the things they were going to do is to have a year round scheduling concept, something they have the luxury of doing as they are showing the Summer Olympic Games. I can’t wait to see what the other networks will do in response to this, other than flooding us with more reality programming.

    Another interesting turn of events has occurred since last week, especially when you consider that article from Reaper star Bret Harrison asking us to mail socks the CW. Well, this week he posted a follow up which I find kind of funny as it isn’t a retraction but it definitely does some back peddling. On the other side of this issue you’ve got Kristin over at E!Online saying her sources tell her that Reaper is in fact going to get renewed for next season. I guess we’ll all find out together just how true this is on Tuesday.

    Fans of LOST should remember to keep tonight’s show on their DVRs because you won’t be getting a new episode next week. The two hour finale, however, will be happening the week after.

    All that being said, here’s the picks and pucks for this week.

    MONDAY

    FOX ““ 8:00 PM: In a move that screams catering to many a boyfriend and husband alike, a former American Idol contestant is murdered on tonight’s episode of Bones. Sorry guys, it’s not Clay Aiken.

    CBS ““ 8:30 PM: She’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Britney Spears reprises her role as Abby to allow her and Barney to annoy Ted on How I Met Your Mother. Even though NPH already came out I still see this as a better coupling than her and Kevin Federline.

    ABC ““ 9:30 PM: It’s the season finale of Samantha, Who? and since the show has already been renewed it’s safe to watch and enjoy.

    TUESDAY

    NBC”“ 9:00 PM: Two hours of Law and Order: SVU tonight give us a chance to catch special guest star Robin Williams if we missed him in a repeat of last week’s episode, and we get the season finale in the second hour.

    CW ““ 9:00 PM: Somehow a soul keeps getting back out on Reaper. This elusive guy must have snuck in to the CW and gotten the rumored renewal.

    WEDNESDAY

    FOX ““ 9:00 PM: The good news? The final two contestants are decided on tonight’s American Idol. The better news? Only one more week until and we’ll be done with Ryan Seacrest until New Year’s Eve.

    SHOW ““ 9:00 PM: Nothing will make you cut up your plastic faster than watching Maxed Out: Hard Times, Easy Credit and the Era of Predatory Lenders.

    THURSDAY

    CW”“ 8:00 PM: In a season finale that’s premise baffles me completely, Lex and Clark are going to face off in a certain ortress-fay of olitude-say on Smallville. This season finale is bitter sweet in many ways as show creators Al Gough (who’s living room floor I slept on one night back in the 90’s) and Miles Millar will be leaving the show, as will Michael Rosenbaum (Lex) and Kristen Kreuk (Lana Lang). There’s no way that Lex will come away from this episode remembering anything because there’s no room in any universe for Lex Luthor knowing Clark Kent is in fact Superman.

    NBC ““ 8:00 PM: Season finale night for My Name is Earl. Will Earl and his new bride work things out or will Randy be his only bed partner next season? Note to Greg Garcia, more list and less twist for next season, OK?

    NBC ““ 9:00 PM: It’s also season finale night for The Office. Anyone giving odds on if Jim proposes to Pam tonight?

    TCM ““ 8:00 PM: Capricorn One definitely has not aged well, but seeing them fake a Mars landing plays nicely for moon landing conspiracy files. We also get to see OJ Simpson eat a snake!

    FRIDAY

    CBS ““ 8:00 PM: Season finale night for Ghost Whisperer. I doubt they can top last season’s plane crash/someone’s dead reveal, but I hope they come close.

    CARTOON NETWORK ““ 8:00 PM: The Warner Brothers direct to DVD movie The Batman vs. Dracula is available for free tonight.

    SATURDAY

    SCIFI ““ 4:00 PM*: You’ve got another chance to get your Indiana Jones on before the new movie comes out”¦ Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade are on back-to-back-to-back. *Check local listings.

    HIST ““ 8:00 PM: Nothing is better for a Saturday than an uplifting show to cuddle up next to your loved one with. Last Days on Earth examines the seven of the deadliest threats to humanity including artificial intelligence and black holes, and will probably do wonders to get your significant other in the mood.

    TLC ““ 9:00 PM: I really hate to keep bringing up the same show, but week after week Trading Spaces keeps delivering. If last week’s divorced couple wasn’t enough, this week it is feuding neighbors that are deciding to give redecorating for each other a go. Too bad their names won’t be Hatfield and McCoy.

    SUNDAY

    NBC ““ 8:00 PM: It’s two hours of The Office tonight, and I highly recommend the second hour. The story line of Michael being way over his head in debt pales in comparison to Jim and Pam’s stay at the Schrute Family Beet Farm/Bed & Breakfast.

    ABC ““ 9:00 PM: ABC gives us a two hour season finale of Desperate Housewives. Watch as they drag out answering questions from this season and take two minutes to introduce a new one at the last moment to make sure you tune in next season.

    HIST ““ 8:00 PM: The History Channel brings us a look at the fact or fiction of the artifacts hunted for by our favorite archeologist/adventurer in Indiana Jones and the Ultimate Quest.

    Will Wilkins really should try reading once in a while.

  • Comics & Comics: Middle-Aged Men In The Hall

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    Howdy Interwebbers. I’m Matt Cohen, and I now apparently dig The Kids in the Hall.

    I was too young to really appreciate what they were doing when the show first aired in the early nineties. I remember watching it, but also remember being extremely creeped out by most of the characters and sketches. It was just too much for a seven-year-old to handle. Over the ensuing years, I would occasionally catch reruns of the show on Comedy Central, and though I would laugh, I think a lot of that childhood “creepiness” still lingered in my mind. I still didn’t give it a fair chance. And yet, I was a huge fan of all the Kids individually, following their solo careers and really enjoying them.

    And then I just kind of forgot all about Kids in The Hall. I would see the DVD in stores but always pass it by with a quick glance. It just wasn’t on my radar.

    That all changed on Friday night. Long story short, I bought a ticket on a whim last week to attend the Kids in the Hall reunion tour stopover in Los Angeles. After work, I headed home, ate a quick burger (gotta love In-N-Out) and jumped in my car to head downtown to the famous Orpheum theater. This was my first trip to Downtown LA and thankfully my navigation system didn’t fail me. I parked in a lot (and was a dollar short… but the guy let me slide. Shout out to Julio.) and sat in my car for a few minutes. I looked around at the others attending the show. It looked more like an audience for a Phish concert then a sketch comedy show. Mostly folks in their late thirties, bearded (the men, ya mooks), plain looking, and reeking of marijuana. In fact, the parking lot looked like there was a fog machine behind every other car. This threw me for a loop. Keep in mind, I did no prior watching of the series before the show, so I really had no idea what to expect from both the actual comedy and the crowd.

    What had I gotten myself into?

    What bizarre and crazy sights was I about to witness?

    To put it simply – Bizarre and crazy sights… Freaking HILARIOUS ones.

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    I took my seat in what is a beautiful and overwhelmingly awesome Orpheum Theater. A still of Kids in the Hall comedy CDs illuminated the screen on stage. The audience quickly filled into their seats, and at 8:10 P.M on the dot, a clip rolled. If you folks haven’t already seen it online, here it is. As the boys run out of screen on the clip, and the all too familiar theme song plays, they ran onto the stage, Kevin McDonald in a pair of “tighty whities” with an apple placed firmly in mouth. The place went absolutely wild, myself included. Here I was, not fully a “fan” of the troupe, standing on my feet and cheering loudly for their return. The crowd’s energy was infectious. I actually WAS psyched for this show now. I realized that I did like these guys, a lot in fact. The compounded bits and pieces I had seen over the years must have subconsciously gelled into an affinity for the show and its players. The first sketch soon started and the night was off.

    I don’t want to go into each individual scene, because there were many, and frankly I don’t remember each one. The night kind of blurred into a haze of hysterics. In the following two hours, I saw characters old and new, some one’s I knew and liked, others, I forgot I knew and some flat out brand spanking new ones. The crew (as always, Dave Foley, Mark McKinney, Bruce McCulloch, Kevin McDonald and Scott Thompson) performed to the height of their ability, which in their cases is pretty damn high. Whether playing a normal average guy, or a sexed up Chicken Lady, the commitment of the performers never lacked – particularly Bruce McCulloch, who appeared to be having the time of his life on stage. Another interesting dynamic to the group is that there is no clear cut “leader”. In fact, I often found myself gauging the audience as to who their favorite kid was and, to tell the truth, each member got almost an equal amount of acclaim and applause (except for maybe Kevin, but that’s because he is everyone’s favorite awkward man-child and needs no further acclaim). Yes, some of the new sketches were a little bit lazy, but that is really not unique in the world of sketch comedy. Few troupes have been flawless (with the exception of perhaps Monty Python and Mr. Show, in my opinion) and the sketches that lacked had plenty of that Kids in the Hall brand irreverent and bizarre humor to keep the laughs flowing. Each member of the group also got a solo scene, which was nice, each differing vastly from their cohorts, my favorite being a narrative by Mark McKinney that caught me way off guard.

    The format of the show was also something pretty great. Each sketch was preceded with a still photo and a sample of a high-energy song to keep the momentum rolling. There was hardly any downtime between bits, which also helped to give the show a sharp and concise feel to it. At a running time of about two hours, I for one never felt bored for a moment, and was quite sad when the show ended. And confused”¦ Before the show there was really only one character I remembered from the TV run, The “I’m crushing your head” man. And yet, he was suspiciously absent during the show. That was, until the encore started. And it was well worth the wait. If the Kids are making a stopover anywhere near you, I definitely would suggest checking them out. I can promise you a night which like you’ve never experienced before.

    Well, tis all for now, happy campers. Till next morrow -and, as always,”Keep em’ bagged and boarded”

    Matt Cohen is currently crushing your head.

  • Trailer Park: Christian Oliver

    By Christopher Stipp

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    Would you leave the Wachowski’s in charge of your children?

    The studios hope you do just that this weekend.

    In one of the most visually blended mash-up of what every kid would want to see on the screen, think loud lights and enough flashing yellow, blue and reds that you would swear was done by a DOP who wanted to bring a Grateful Dead LSD experience into full Technicolor, SPEED RACER is bringing a decades old comic property to a whole new generation. And if there’s two guys out there who at least know what it would take to bring a cartoon out of Saturday morning and into more relevance it would be Larry and Andy.

    christian8.jpgEven though this marks the brothers’ return to the directorial lens, some would take contention with that and point out V FOR VENDETTA as a possible return to form, it is SPEED RACER which is wholly theirs. One of those who are in the thick with the brothers Wachowski, Christian Oliver, stars as Snake Oiler, a rival racer who has his own eye on winning the Casa Cristo Classic cross-country road rally.

    Christian is an international actor who doesn’t limit his experience with just acting jobs in the United States. He has starred in the excellently titled, long running series “Alarm für Cobra 11 – Die Autobahnpolizei” in his German home country and it was that very land which played host to SPEED RACER’s production. Further, Christian will also be seen next year in Bryan Singer’s VALKYRIE. A busy working actor, to be sure, Christian also takes time to spend his talents evenly across multiple disciplines and locations, mixing in his television work in Germany with film work in America with theater work in Chicago.

    Good looking to be sure, talented being a given, possessing multi-lingual abilities being a marketable asset, by the time I was given the interview I wanted to be completely jealous of the guy.

    I couldn’t be.

    By the time you’re done reading the interview you’ll see why Christian is one of those guys who you are just rooting for at the end of the day because he is completely without ego and is very realistic about those things which he has been given. His international credentials make him more than a reliable authority on what it means to be a working actor but it’s really his perspective which has catapulted him to the top of my list of the most entertaining celebrities I’ve talked to this year.

    SPEED RACER opens today.

    CHRISTOPHER STIPP: One of the first questions I have is regarding your role in SPEED RACER. How did that opportunity present itself?

    CHRISTIAN OLIVER: ‘Present itself’ sounds so great but I had to really fight for it and go after it. Do an audition, do the casting process like everyone else and at the end of the day I was excited to finally get in the room with the brothers, get to play with them, and that was it. That was the whole casting process and that’s the process that we as actors (I can’t say that people like it) but for me that’s the hardest part and the most unpleasant part. As soon as you have the part it’s all good. You get to play. You have fun and all your insecurities go out the door ““ usually. This was just something I heard of, something I really wanted to be involved in and something I really went for.

    christian7.jpgCS: What kind of part are you playing in the movie?

    OLIVER: His name is Snake Oiler. And like the name already says, he is a whack job. A fun, fun snake oiler kind of guy who is head of the Hydra-Cell team. In the original cartoon he was the head of the Acrobatic team. So basically, I have my own little crew and want to be the best racer in the world, I think of myself as the best racer in the world and I want to take down anybody who gets in my way. That’s exactly what I do and I do it well.

    CS: Tell me this, the trailers came out and it’s a mess of color and action and quick cuts, when you were acting against it ““ I take it there was a lot of green screen – how did you visualize, how did the brothers tell you what they wanted the movie to look like?

    OLIVER: I don’t think anyone really knew, the brothers are such geniuses in their own world that nobody could imagine what they were imagining. It was amazing that they kind of already had this digital world created and we did get a peek at some animated stuff but it was way far, far, away from what it would ever look like. When I see it today, I am amazed like anybody else.

    I see it as just unreal and very exciting.

    We were, like you said, in front of a green screen. My cockpit was all snake wheels, steering wheel of snakes, gear shift ““ it was just the inside of the cockpit ““ I didn’t even know what the car was going to look like because the car wasn’t built. Every driver had a different cockpit. But it was amazing to see already ““ when I realized what an imaginary world it was going to be ““ when I went to costume fitting and put on my costume; it was all snake skin and snake boots and snake buckles and snake tattoos and my hair ““ I literally became like Snake Oiler little by little. It was great to just jump in there and play and have fun with this character.

    CS: And that idea ““ this idea that this production was going to be a big summer movie – was every day punctuated with the idea that this was going to be larger than anything you’ve worked on”¦. That it’s supposed to be loud, look loud”¦.did you feel that when you were on the set?

    OLIVER: On set I’ve never felt the freedom like I felt before. It’s an amazing cast and I felt that everybody knew they were working on something very special and unique.

    Sometimes you go to a job and you just dial it in collect your paycheck and meet some interesting people. This is the opposite. You realize that everybody that was there was there because they want to be a part of something special ““ something unique – something that hasn’t been done before. I think that was the excitement every day at work. And the way the brothers worked with the actors was amazing – so hands on ““ giving me and pushing me to go for it and be over the top and be crazy. I literally felt like I was jumping off a cliff just hoping that somebody was going to catch me. For an actor that’s an amazing freedom but it’s also scary. There was nothing safe. Playing it safe, we actors like to call it ““ we know how to play it safe ““ it’s boring. And this was really exciting because it was just fun. Let’s play ball. It’s what it should be all about.

    I would love to work with them again it was exciting to see how enthusiastic they were at work and how well they work together, it was amazing. And then you have Christina Ricci ““ you drive home with her after her day and she’s like, “I think this is the most amazing movie I’ve ever worked on.” And you are like, “Holy shit, this girl ““ ” You look over her resume and how can she say that? You know? So I think for everybody it was really special and unique.

    CS: Did you have any preconceptions? I mean, the Wachowski’s are very private ““ they are not out there at all to be studied on a personal, human level. Were you at least intimidated or have any preconceived notions about who they were or what they would be like to work with on set?

    OLIVER: To be completely honest, I didn’t know what to expect and I didn’t know what to expect with Speed Racer in my character so I just prepared the hell out of it, you know, did my homework, did all the research and played like this Snake Oiler thing in every possible way you could. And the way it turned out is nothing that I had imagined. So it’s a beauty that it doesn’t matter what my preconceived notions were as long as you are open minded enough to go and be directed and guided ““ it was amazing. And they are amazing to work with.

    christian2.jpgLike you said, they are very private. They are very much all about the work. And I love that. I respect that. I think they don’t need to be in the limelight ““ they don’t want to be in the limelight. They are like kids. They want to play. They want to have fun. They want to push the envelope. It’s fun when you get to be a part of that ““ it’s very exciting. And then you want to do whatever you can to bring something to the game. So, it was fun.

    CS: It seems that the opportunity really presented itself at the right time. You are going to be in two really big films this year, the second one being VALKYRIE with Tom Cruise. It seems like it is going to be a real banner year, professionally, for you.

    OLIVER: Hopefully. All these things present themselves. They all look good on paper, they all look good when you are doing it. The beautiful thing about the movie industry, and the not so beautiful, you have no control. And wherever the waves may take you, they take you. You usually end up on the beach anyway. And it’s about paddling out again and take the next great wave out there – finding the right wave. And now I am very fortunate and happy that I get to ride this wave but I’m sure I’ll be paddling out again trying to find the next one.

    (Laughs)

    It’s constantly trying to look for other work. I started working with a production company trying to create my own waves so to speak, working with friends that do what these people do with hundreds of million dollar budgets do it in a small, confined independent way. It’s fun. It’s great to do both. I’m very excited about that.

    CS: Looking over your resume, you have been doing this for quite a while ““ almost 15 years now as an actor, just working, what has the experience taught you, just from a working point of view, about what it takes to be a working actor?

    OLIVER: It’s tough. Like you said, 15 years it sounds like a lifetime and I’m very fortunate in the way I’ve been able to work in different countries. I shot a movie in Ireland over Christmas for the BBC, I shot a TV show in Germany for two years, so it’s great to be able to leave this town as well and come back and not get stuck in a rut. I felt stuck in it from time to time. Just keep on treading water and keep on going forward ““ even if it’s a little tiny step and if someone makes you go five steps back you have to keep fighting for it and keep going and keep going. I’m in waist deep too.

    (Laughs)

    I love this. I love what I’m doing. I love the business and I love the people that are involved in it. It doesn’t mean all of them ““ there are a lot of egos and a lot of negativity ““ but I’ve been fortunate to work with those few highlights that has showed me it can be amazing even on a level with the George Clooney’s and people that are keeping it real and keeping it fun and keeping it passionate and are in it for the right reasons and I want to be in it for the right reasons. Hopefully just create some more opportunities and inspire others to do the same. It’s a team sport. You can’t fight this by yourself. You have to fight it with everyone around you.

    CS: You were obviously born in Germany ““ the movie VALKYRIE ““ were you able to get back to your home country? And were you able to break out some of your native tongue in the movie?

    OLIVER: Actually ““ no it was all in English. But the beautiful thing is SPEED RACER was shot in Berlin so I got to spend the whole summer ““ it was back to back ““ it overlapped which was fortunate because I was up for a couple other parts in VALKYRIE and at the end of the day I was just excited to be part of that cast at all. I would do anything and really the casting director had me in mind for some other roles and at the end of the day he invited me to come, while I was shooting SPEED RACER, to come to the set and meet Tom Cruise and Bryan Singer basically I got cast right on the set for a role they still hadn’t cast so I was excited to be a part of that. So, it was amazing that I got to stay another two months in Berlin and really after so many years I was able to combine those two worlds. Big Hollywood blockbusters and my hometown Berlin family, friends, my sister had a baby”¦it was amazing. It was great.

    CS: I definitely have to ask about that show you were on for two years in Germany. I’m going to butcher this but I’m going to try and get it right ““ Alarm fur Cobra 11?

    OLIVER: Yes.

    CS: What a sweet ass show just by name. You’ve got umlauts, you’ve got cobra, you got a prime number in there…

    OLIVER: It’s a badass show. It’s really fun. I would do anything to have that kind of show on NBC. It’s still on. It’s the longest running show in Europe in Germany. Over 10 years ““ sold all over the world. It’s like Chips on the Autobahn. It’s two cops chasing bad people ““ drug dealer, pusher anything and I was one of the cops taking them all down.

    CS: Really?

    OLIVER: It was amazing. It was really fun. A lot of stunts. A lot of explosions. It was like 24.

    CS: And you did it for 2 years?

    OLIVER: Oh yeah, it was great.

    CS: Then did you just cycle out of it, did they write you out of it?

    OLIVER: I think I was cast on a Thursday here and I had to be at work in Cologne, Germany on Monday and commit for 2 years. So, to leave LA on that short notice and to leave everything behind ““ it was amazing experience but for me it was always clear that I wanted to come back to LA and wanted to live her and pursue what I was doing here so they replaced me with another guy and he was actually on it before. I actually replaced him. They had one main cop that’s been on there for 10 years and the other guys only last for 2 years before they go on. Yeah, it was perfect. It couldn’t have been better. Literally, I could still be on the show and make some really, really nice money but I would have missed out on the opportunity to work on the Good German and all these movies ““ SPEED RACER. I just want to mix it up. I’m still at the point in my career where I dare to fail gloriously. I want to put myself out there and don’t play it safe yet. If I get on a TV show here I would love to ride that wave as well.

    christian5.jpgCS: And certainly it shouldn’t pass without notice that you are a theater buff and I’m very impressed with the kind of credentials and one of my favorite stories, Candide, a brilliant story. I’m utterly fascinated and I want to know how the playwright was able to translate such a big story into a theater length show.

    OLIVER: Are you talking about Candide?

    CS: Absolutely.

    OLIVER: Oh, beautiful. I haven’t spoken about this for years. That was my introduction ““ not really introduction – but I would say my acting bug originates from. That play was done in Frankfurt where I grew up. It was a huge production at the new playhouse in Frankfurt and it was done for students by professionals. Theater professionals. Professional director”¦.. It was done at the main theater in Frankfurt and that was the reason I think I became an actor. It was such a wonderful experience. It was an amazing run, up for a year, and sold out the whole year and I got to play the small Candide, the little Candide ““ literally there were 4 different Candide’s. He grew up during the show. It was his whole lifetime. I got to play 5 other parts. It was great. A lot of people from the theater group went on and become quite well known actors in Germany. The guy that played grown up Candide ““ I followed his career for years and years. He was always an inspiration to me because I started acting with him. So it’s great to have that as a background. Theater is something that I will always go back to. I love it. Your hometown Chicago was probably one of my most surreal and most amazing theatrical experience when I got to be in an opera. The Chicago Opera Theater. Millineum Park, 1500 people and I was shitting in my pants.

    (Laughs)

    It was with some of the greatest voices in Chicago. It was great.

    CS: Did you get to sing in that one?

    OLIVER: No, that’s the beauty or I never would have been in an opera.

    (Laughs)

    Mozart, the abduction from the Seraglio, one of the lead guys, he only speaks. And when you see the opera no one really realizes that he only speaks. After the show people would compliment me on my beautiful voice. People just assume that you sing. But he speaks in these small little amazing scenes. The opera singer loves it when an actor takes those parts because they get to play a little bit as well so it was my first introduction into that world. I had a great time. Just an unbelievable time.

    CS: How many times ““ was it just once ““ how long did it run?

    OLIVER: No, I was there for the whole season. Three months. It was great. I loved it.

    christian6.jpgCS: You have been around ““ it’s obscene how many cities and countries you have been in doing acting. I know a lot of actors just go to LA and just hope to God they can spend their life in LA but you have obviously spread yourself around all over the world and one of my questions is I don’t know if it has played but the BBC mini-series coming up ““

    OLIVER: Yes, that’s the one I just shot in Dublin, Ireland.

    CS: I would like to know ““ you would be the resident expert in the differences in the way Americans run their productions and people internationally run their productions. Is it pretty same across the board or are the nuances?

    OLIVER: Definitely differences. Definitely the best of both worlds and it would be great to have a happy medium. Obviously everybody wants to come here and work here and infatuated with the whole Hollywood scenario. That’s the way it is ““ that’s a fact. So right off the bat, if you come from here people don’t know how to deal with you because they have their pre-conceived notions about Hollywood. With that being said it’s great ““ amazing how taken care of you really are ““ how protected you really are in this country with the unions and stuff. We keep forgetting that. Especially with the strike and then another strike and everyone is freaking out but I’ve seen it and I’ve been on the other side and on a TV show that’s been sold to over 100 countries and I’ve never seen a dime for any of the countries. So it’s great what’s happening here, it’s great being protected, but it’s also limiting because people get to do it cheaper and without the other hassles in the other countries. So I’m essentially a pro American way it’s all done but there is also freedom in Europe that sometimes I wish they had here on productions.

    I’m so happy that I’m able to work both worlds and I’m so happy Europe ““ the world ““ China, India ““ all these great movies that we finally get to see over here. And more and more we get to see them. And foreign actors are recognizable here ““ it’s great. The melting of the best of both worlds. It’s very exciting to see that.

    CS: How do you choose ““ take for example the BBC series you just shot in Ireland ““ how do you come upon this kind of work? Do you actively look for this or do you have people looking for you?

    OLIVER: No, I wish. Tell everybody to look for me.

    (Laughs)

    Tell them ““ tell them ““ ask that question all over. Unfortunately I am not at that point. I have to go out there and people just think you sit by the phone waiting for it to ring and your agent sends you for auditions. I go after these things. And when I find them, I go after them and really commit. Exactly what happened with the BBC thing. It never would have happened. I was in Germany with SPEED RACER and VALKYRIE and had a lot of time on my hands because of scheduling issues and people were freaking out and decided to call my agent and said I’m going to London and want to meet with agents in London. I want to meet with anyone you can set me up with and meet with. I want to meet with cast directors and be there whenever they want me to be there and pay my flight. So I do that. Just hop on a plane and go for it. I met with the director, the cast director and I auditioned for it. The same thing with the Chicago Opera. I put myself on tape, sent the tape into them, and said I want to play this guy. So it’s things that I find ““ or they find me ““ makes me happy that they find me sometimes. I just did an interesting project for a student film for AFI. I did a graduate film for them ““ short film ““ in Uganda and that’s the same thing. The movie found me. I never would have come up with the idea to go to AFI and ask if you have any great graduate movies this year?

    (Laughs)

    But it found me in a sense that I heard about this project about the Northern Uganda civil war that’s been going on for the last 20 years ““ about the LRA (Lord’s Resistance Army) and these kids that have been abducted and become child soldiers. There was story that was very close to my heart ““ years ago I went to Uganda to visit and see the country and it struck me that I was so upset and shaken that this thing in the north ““ the horror and can’t always pay attention to all of them ““ but I never understood why nobody paid attention to Uganda and what has gone on for 20 years. Luckily now it’s getting a little bit more under control. The other project, the same thing. It found me. I don’t know. I guess you have to be open in that sense. I’m open to anything. Anything that comes my way I will not close the door and look what’s behind it. You know?

    Then I started my own production company and started producing with my friends. Got an HD camera, went up an Aspen mountain, 12,000 feet high in the middle of winter, shot a movie, got very lucky, got invited to Sundance Film Festival, sold it there to First Look. So these are all things I’m just like, you know, keep trying to keep myself creative and not sit by the phone and go crazy.

    CS: Just one more question ““ when you are looking for work and it’s something you are willing to go and do, what do you really look for when you weigh whether or not to get into the production?

    christian4.jpgOLIVER: For me, personally, I always need to be challenged. In the sense, that if I get to play like ““ I don’t even want to go there ““ but if you put me in a typecast clean machine ““ I can dial it in anytime but make sure you pay me. Other than that I’m looking for something to be challenged.

    It doesn’t matter what it pays, who is involved, I want to work with people that are all very passionate about what they are doing and that passion comes for me when I’m putting a foot into territory that I’m not familiar with ““ that I’m not really secure. I get a little insecure, I get scared and I like that. I like to explore ““ you have to. If you don’t take any risks, not just in this business in life I think, where are you going to get all your kicks and thrills? I want to grow as an actor and I want to grow as a person and all these parts and projects have not only done something for my career but also as a human being and I’ve met amazing people.

    That’s all that matters.

    Going from Steven Soderberg, the Wachowski’s, Bryan Singer, the last two movies were people who have never been behind a camera before ““ never directed anything before. So it doesn’t matter in that sense. I want to feel the heat. I want feel the passion. I want to be a part of it. I want to be challenged.

  • Toy Box: What’s your sign?

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    In our age of relative enlightenment (hey, we can only be so enlightened as long as a show like Dancing with the Stars is a huge ratings hit), it still amazes me that there are people in this world that believe in things like Astrology and Myers-Briggs tests. Yes, personality tests (psychometric tests) like Myers-Briggs are just the modern version of Astology…but they lack one critical dimension that has allowed Astrology to last for thousands of years – cool mascots.

    Mcfarlane Warriors of the Zodiac wave 1
    Mcfarlane Toys recognized that the signs of the zodiac have always spoke to people, and has developed their own versions, called Warriors of the Zodiac. The first four signs – Aries, Taurus, Gemini and Cancer – are hitting shelves and pegs very soon, with the other eight intended to follow. Mcfarlane has added his touch to the classic concepts of the ram, bull, twins and crab.

    These will run $12 – $17 each depending on where you pick them up, which is a jump for McToys when it comes to an unlicensed line. Even if Toys R Us and Meijers carries them, it looks like they’ll be $12 a pop.

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    Packaging – ***
    Clamshells, but the smaller style that McToys has switched too. The internal paper insert has some info on each of the four figures in the wave on the interior, which is a nice addition. The design is passable, if not exceptional. And be careful with that machete you’ll need to use to get them open. I love clamshells for their toughness, but that same toughness makes them difficult to open.

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    Sculpting – Aries, Cancer ****; Taurus, Gemini ***1/2
    With some toy or collectible companies, the quality of the sculpting can vary wildly. With Mcfarlane, that’s rarely an issue. Instead, how much you like one sculpt or another is less about quality and more about aesthetics – it’s art, baby, and what you like can be very different from what I like. The quality is always there…the design not so much.

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    My favorites of this series are driven by my particular tastes. First, I’m an Aries, so it’s probably no surprise that I like the ram quite a bit. They went with a two footed, half man, half goat sort of look for him, much like something out of Roman or Greek mythology. The mask and horns are not removable, so we have no idea just what he might have looked like under there. He’s one of the taller figures in the set, coming in at around 6″ tall, and he stands great on his own thanks to some useful ankle articulation. More on that later. He also holds his one accessory nicely in both hands, and you can get one or two interesting poses out of him.

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    Next up for me is Cancer, but I can see where some other folks will have reasonable issues with him. He is not sculpted in a particularly dynamic pose – he’s just standing there. There’s a TON of small detail work, with a different texture on practically ever surface of his body. The huge claw right hand and smaller deadly left hand look appropriately menacing, and he stands great on his own even with the smaller feet. I like him because he looks like something right out of a 1950’s grade B sci-fi flick, sort of like the scaley half brother of the Metaluna Mutant.

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    I’m most surprised by the Gemini design. Of course, Gemini is the Twins, and while the symbol is considered ‘masculine’ in Astrology, it is very often portrayed as a pair of hot female twins. Let’s face it, since historically it was usually men doing the designs, are you surprised? No – but that is what makes Mcfarlane’s choice surprising. While this monstrous version of Gemini, with it’s two headed gaping beast fitted with rows of cruel teeth, isn’t an unusual design in general, I’m shocked that they passed up the chance to do a half nekkid pair of ladies, embracing in a pose that would make Hugh Heffner blush.

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    This Gemini is definitely not the usual, although the look fits with many other Mcfarlane lines. And for the female figure fans, don’t worry – you’ll get a Virgo that does it up right.

    The figures are in a six inch scale, with Taurus the shortest at just over 5″ and Cancer the tallest at almost 6 1/2″ tall.

    It’s also worth noting that while all these designs can be seen as similar to past Mcfarlane releases, they don’t exhibit the often ridiculed redundancies – there’s no big boots, midgets, or fat, disgusting blobs. And yes, I meant boots.

    Paint – ***1/2
    Nobody manages to do ‘controled slop’ quite like Mcfarlane. The paint application is done in such a way as to have a gritty, dirty, rough appearance – and yet have great cut lines, consistent coverage, and clean details. There aren’t many companies that can pull this off, and Mcfarlane has set the bar high in this category as well.

    Here, they do a solid job, with only a few minor issues across the whole line. Like the sculpt, people may find there are artistic choices they take issue with, but it’s unlikely that they’ll have a major problem with the basic quality of the work.

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    This is very critical too, as we are seeing more and more companies fall victim to cost cutting at the time of production. This almost always means cutting back on either the number of paint operations, or the quality of the existing operations. We’re seeing it big time with the mass market boys like Hasbro and Mattel, but it’s also creeping in with the specialty market guys with recent waves. Mcfarlane is a mid range player, and it’s good to see that they paint work is remaining strong.

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    Articulation – Aries, Gemini **; Cancer, Taurus *
    I believe I first used the phrase “Nerd Hummels” last November when I was describing another Mcfarlane line -Twisted Christmas. This series is another perfect example of that term, a line of figures designed to be small, plastic statues that fellow nerds and geeks will pose on the shelf in their sculpted stance, to admire occasionally and dust often.

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    If you go in expecting almost no articulation, then the low scores in this category aren’t going to greatly effect your overall (which is my situation), but if articulation is paramount for you in all your ‘action’ figures, then this situation is likely to be a deal breaker.

    The Taurus has a cut neck, cut shoulders, cut waist, and only one cut leg at the top of the boot. The shoulders barely move however, and most of the articulation is fairly useless. His horns actually have cut joints too, and these might be the most useful for creating different expressions out of the joints that are here.

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    Cancer is even less articulated. He also has the cut shoulders, but once again, they barely move. He has cut wrists and cut knees, along with a cut waist. He also has an extra surprise joint – the smaller half of his large claw has a ball joint!

    Aries has the cut neck, cut shoulders cut wrists, cut waist, and cut knees – sound familiar? And like the previous two, he also has a surprise…pin jointed ankles! Thank God he does too, because otherwise getting him to stand would be nigh impossible. With the ankle joints though, you’ll easily find the sweet spot.

    There’s no surprise joints on Gemini, but even for his weird design, he’s really the most poseable. He has ball joints at all four shoulders (with limited range of movement), a ball joint at the waist between the twins, and cut joints on all four wrists.

    Accessories – Taurus **1/2; Aries **; Cancer, Gemini – Bupkis
    There’s not much in the way of accessories with this series, which considering the price is not such a good thing.

    Gemini and Cancer come with absolutely nothing, nada, zippo.

    Taurus and Aries both have a weapon – a hammer and spear, respectifully. Both of these weapons have one end that pops off to allow it to slide through their tight little mitts.

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    Of the two weapons, I like the hammer design better. It has some wonderful detailed sculpting on the sides, and the nasty spikes are a great touch.

    Aries’ spear is decent as well, although it tends to bend in his hands. The thinner plastic for the blades is always going to warp a little, making it slightly less attractive than the cool bad ass hammer.

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    Value – **
    It is an unfortunate situation, but the prices are rising. But when they first start rising, the feeling of any sort of value for that rise just isn’t there. That’s the case right now, where prices are going up but we aren’t getting anything extra for it. If you’re lucky, you’ll pick up these for $12, and they aren’t even a licensed product or a specialty market product per se. A year from now, this might seem like a bargain, but today it seems like a couple bucks too much at best.

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    Fun Factor – **1/2
    While there isn’t going to be any kid clamoring for these initially, they actually have some reasonable play value as villains and monsters in relation to other six inch scale lines. And any kid (or adult) who’s a fan of the old black and white monster movies is going to find a special place in their heart for this version of Cancer.

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    Things to Watch Out For –
    The small arrows that go into Taurus’ back can easily be lost or broken. Everything else, including the various weapons, seemed quite sturdy and unlikely to cause you any issues.

    Overall – ***1/2
    I think this line has the potential to be some of Mcfarlane’s better non-licensed work this year. I think the key is that these first four can be clearly seen in the context of the Zodiac. In other words, tell someone that one of them represents Taurus or Cancer, and folks would go “Oh, yea, I get it!”. I’m hopeful that will remain so, although I have my doubts with the early photos of Scorpio and Virgo.

    If youi were hoping to add these to your Four Horseman FANtastic Exclusive figures, you’ll be disappointed. While there’s some similarity in style with Taurus or the upcoming Leo, these are much too small to go with that line. Stick them with some past McToys lines like Conan or some of the Dark Ages Spawn figures, and you’ll be happier.

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    Where to Buy –
    Larger retailers may end up with these (like Toys R Us), or your LCS may stock them. But your best bet is probably online:

    Clark Toys has the singles for $13 each, but they have a terrific price on the set of four for just $45. They also have preorders up for series 2 and 3, also only $45 in sets of 4.

    Amazing Toyz has an excellent price on these at just $12 each for the singles, or $46 for the set of four.

    YouBuyNow has the singles for $17 each, or $64 for the set of four.

    – if you’re going in with some other folks, you can get a case of 12 from Urban Collector for $148, but there’s no guarantee you’ll get three even sets.

    – for UK collectors, Forbidden Planet has these listed at 10 GBP each.

    – or you can search on ebay for them using sponsor MyAuctionLinks.

  • Comics in Context #223: Gathering of the Tribe

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    nycc.jpg“In about 2 hours 13 minutes and 14 seconds, any mention of last weekend’s New York Comic-Con will be thoroughly passé,” said the Beat two weeks ago in her blog. But of course I’m still writing about it, and will be for many weeks more.

    But regular readers of this column know that my main interest in convention panels is not in reporting the kid of news that other comics websites would have posted within twenty-four hours after the panel took place. No, my intent is to record in detail what I witnessed that will be of lasting interest to comics fans, scholars, and historians weeks, months, and, I hope, years after the convention took place. I am a comics historian, and in this week’s column I give you a panel all about the history of comic conventions in the city of New York.

    FRIDAY 1 PM
    On the first day of the convention, the general public is not
    admitted until 3 PM. Until then, the convention is for comics professionals, retailers, and press, enabling them to interact and relative calm before the crowds arrive to clog the aisles.

    The programming before 3 PM is likewise aimed at professionals. It was the Beat herself who suggested that I attend the 1 PM panel, “Phil Seuling and the New York Con.” This was a good idea.

    Perhaps most of you don’t know who Phil Seuling is. I see that his Wikipedia entry is a mere stub consisting of a single sentence. Wikipedia’s entry on “Comic Art Convention”  is considerably more informative.

    There had been conventions for science fiction fans since the mid-1930s, which inspired small comics conventions starting in the mid-1960s, including the New York Comicon in 1964, a one-day event with roughly a hundred attendees.

    It was a Brooklyn high school English teacher named Phil Seuling who organized the first large scale comics convention, held in New York City in 1968. In 1969 Seuling held his first in his series of “Comic Art Conventions,” which usually took place in New York City over the Fourth of July, and which continued through 1983; Seuling passed away the following year.

    The Seuling conventions set the mold for all the major comics conventions that followed, including the San Diego Comic Con.

    Inventing the modern comics convention would be enough to earn Seuling a place in the medium’s history, But Seuling was also the visionary who pioneered the direct sakes market for comics distribution.

    From the 1930s into the 1970s, comic books were primarily sold on a returnable basis through newsstands and in small “mom and pop” stores. (In high school, I bought my first Marvels at a small store owned by a classmate’s father; in my college years I bought comics at a tiny luncheonette near Columbia University.)

    But over time, probably due to the usual suspects like the rise of television, comic book sales fell from the heights they had achieved in the Golden Age, and as the decades passed, fewer newsstands carried them, and their owners realized they could make more money selling higher priced magazines. Moreover, the “mom and pop” stores were dying out, supplanted by chains. The comics industry might not have survived, had Seuling not pioneered a system by which the publishers sold their comics through distributors like himself to comic book specialty shops. This is the system with which we are familiar today, even though nowadays there is essentially only one specialty shop distributor, Diamond.

    Moreover, whereas comics publishers felt they had to appeal to mass tastes through the newsstands, they could aim at dedicated comics fans through the direct sales shops. This was both good and bad: comics became a niche market, but the shops also made the rise of independent comics and lines like Marvel’s Epic and DC’s Vertigo possible. Thus Seuling spurred the evolution of American comic books towards appealing to an older readership and readers with more discerning, sophisticated tastes.

    So Phil Seuling definitely deserves more than one sentence from Wikipedia. If you want to see what he looked like, I refer you to this entry in Mark Evanier’s blog, with a photo of Seuling appearing on television’s The Mike Douglas Show in the 1970s alongside Elfquest co-creator Wendy Pini, costumed, as she regularly was at conventions, as Red Sonja. (You don’t want to miss this, I assure you.)

    I only attending the Seuling cons in their final years, and, although I was aware of their historical importance, I had the sense that I had already missed their golden age. By that point Creation was holding its own conventions in New York, notably a big one on Thanksgiving weekend, and in other cities. Between the monthly dealers’ shows, several annual Creation cons, and the Seuling show, comics conventions in New York City were already losing the sense of a being special. The San Diego Con took over that aura of a special, once-a-year event, perhaps in large part because attending the San Diego Con, back in the 1980s, when it was far less crowded and hectic. was like going on a summer vacation with your friends to a gorgeous locale with perfect weather. (This was back when comics pros could actually take the time during the Con to hit the beach.)

    Considering how expensive attending San Diego has become, consider this Wikipedia factoid, if indeed it is true: “That 1969 convention, held Independence Day weekend at the Statler Hilton Hotel in New York City, cost $3.50 for a three-day ticket, with daily passes at $1.50. Admittance was free with a hotel room rental, which cost $15-and-up per day.”

    Creation, then Fred Greenberg, then Dynamic Forces, and currently Big Apple kept the New York comics convention tradition going. But they could not afford the space for a truly major convention. Only now, with Reed Exhibitions’ New York Comic Con in its third year, successfully surmounting its growing pains of the past, has the sense that New York City has a potentially world-class comics convention begun to return.

    So what were the Seuling conventions like in their early years? That’s what I attended the panel to find out. When I arrived, it had already begun. Milton Griepp, CEO of ICv2, was the moderator of a panel that included DC Comics president and publisher Paul Levitz; Diamond vice president (and former Pacific Comics co-founder) Bill Schanes; Greg Goldstein, recently vice president of gaming and entertainment at Upper Deck; and Michael Uslan. the comics writer who became executive producer on the Batman movies and producer of the forthcoming Spirit film.

    When I came in, Milton Griepp was asking the panelists to recall their “favorite moments” from the Seuling conventions.

    Paul Levitz recalled what he termed “an important point in my education.” At this point, 1971, “there was no Artists’ Alley, per se,” but some artists would do sketches for fans. “Neal Adams was at perhaps the first crest in his career,” and “I got him to do a sketch of Superman. a very, very quick sketch. . .for the enormous sum of six dollars.” Levitz ran it on the cover of his fanzine, and “I got an energetic lecture from Mr. Adams educating me on the difference between original sketch purchase price and reproduction right purchase price.” Levitz commented that this “has served me well in my understanding over the years, as I started to learn that original art should be returned to artists. . . .”

    Schanes said that he “drove for three thousand miles” to attend Seuling’s con. “I was literally a teenager, and Phil was a very imposing figure” with “big bushy eyebrows” who “looked down at you. . .as he yelled at you–with love and affection.”

    Schanes continued, “He scared the bejeebers out of me for years because he was such a big guy. . . .” But, as you might guess, beneath this fearsome facade, “he was really a very affectionate person once you knew him. And took us under his wing and really shepherded us. He took me into his house that night,” where Schanes gazed in wonder at the “very spectacular” collection of original comics art on his walls.

    Greg Goldstein agreed that Seuling “was an imposing figure” who sternly ruled his convention and his monthly dealer shows. (As a former English teacher myself, I enjoy hearing that one of my kind can be this formidable.)

    It was at one of the latter, Goldstein said, that “I recall Phil being arrested because of the “˜obscene comics’–quote-unquote–which were the underground comics.” (An audience member later identified the comics in question as Zap #4 and Armageddon.) Goldstein continued, “that was quite an education for me, because some guy just got arrested for selling comic books.”

    This was like a flashback to the anti-comics hysteria of the 1950s, and as the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund will tell you, this sort of thing still happens today.

    “It was very sad,” added Paul Levitz. “Because he was an English teacher” the Board of Education put him “on desk duty” for “a stretch” “until he gave it up.” Levitz observed, “That’s what really moved him into full time distribution at that point. It was in many ways probably good for the business, because he became more of an entrepreneur as a result, but it was certainly one of the tragedies of his life.” And people now and in the future will hear or read this story and be appalled and amazed at the blindness of years past towards the comics medium and those visionaries who were associated with it.

    Michael Uslan sought to establish “the proper context” to explain exactly how Phil Seuling changed comics conventions. When Uslan was thirteen years old, he went to his first comics convention, which was run by a guy named Bernie. “He was in a black leather jacket with a duck tail, pompadour, and I seem to recall chains. . . .I was sure this guy was going to pull a switchblade on me if I didn’t cough up the right money at the right time.” And Schanes and Goldstein thought Seuling seemed intimidating!

    “But back then, very few pros would come to the conventions. Stan–it was beneath him. He sent Flo Steinberg,” his secretary who didn’t mind interacting with fans. “Julie [Schwartz, DC editor–and a pioneer of science fiction fandom in his youth] didn’t show up.. . .But the pros looked down on this, They said, “˜These guys are nuts, they’re fanatical,’ and they kept their distance.” (This, of course, is before comics fans started becoming comics professionals in significant numbers.)

    “In the early days,” Uslan continued, “we’d have people like. . . John Benson tell us how to behave and present ourselves, and how to dress on some occasions, He said, “˜There’s going to be press here. There’s going to be TV cameras. . .and it’s really important that people out there in the public take us seriously. . . . Let’s give them the impression that we are. . serious about our hobby, and what we’re doing, and our profession.”

    When Seuling started running cons, Uslan continued, “There was a sophistication to it. Because all of a sudden I was going to a con and Stan Lee was here, and Will Eisner was there, and Burne Hogarth [of the Tarzan comic strip] was there, and Milton Caniff [of Terry and the Pirates and Steve Canyon] was there.” This was interesting to me for a couple of reasons. Newspaper comic strips were long considered to be a superior field to comic books (like movies were vis-a-vis television, I suppose), so it’s interesting that Seuling managed to persuade comic strip giants like Caniff and Hogarth to attend a convention for comic book fans. And it’s also intriguing that comic book convention attendees of that time apparently would have been interested in Caniff and Hogarth as special guests. What percentage of today’s comic con attendees care about classic newspaper adventure strips?

    Uslan continued, “the one thing Phil Seuling really brought us as fans and as comic cons was respectability. It was respectability for the fans, it was respectability from the pros, and I think that changed everything forever.”

    I don’t know that the mainstream media considered comics conventions respectable in the 1970s or 1980s. Even quite recently mainstream news reports on the San Diego Con often seem to belittle the attendees as a community of geeks and act as if virtually everyone comes in a wacky costume. Only now, I think, is the tone of mainstream press coverage really starting to change. But yes, it was important that Seuling brought comics fans and pros together. It’s rather startling to realize there was once a gap between them that had to be bridged.

    Schanes explained that in the old days, it was New York’s comic con, not San Diego’s, that was acknowledged as the country’s greatest. Schanes was from the West Coast, “But In “˜71 San Diego was a very small show, and we had hundreds of people, not thousands. So we wanted to go to the mecca. We wanted to go to New York City and see the famous New York comic con. They were actually putting original artwork on the covers of the program books,” something else that we take for granted now, but was a big step to take at the time.

    Moreover, “we were always very, very envious, being in the West,” Schanes went on. “We knew Jack [Kirby] was in Sherman Oaks [California], but. . . that’s where all the [other] artists were, was in New York City.”

    Paul Levitz added, “Most of them were within fifty miles.” Nowadays comics writers and artists for American comics live all over the country and even in Britain, But in those days before FedEx and the Internet, the American comics industry was almost entirely centered within easy commuting distance of New York City.

    Summing up, Schanes told us, “it was a very zen thing to go to New York and make the pilgrimage and see all the famous people. . . .”

    Then Paul Levitz expounded a theory I find quite impressive. ” At dinner with Stan [Lee] about six months ago,” he began, “I made the argument that everything that’s going on here in comics today is his fault. . . . ” Well, that’s indeed true, not only in that Stan pioneered three-dimensional characterization in mainstream adventure comics, and demonstrated how genre comics could be used as a mode of personal expression, but also because without his Marvel revolution, American comics might well have virtually died out decades ago.

    Levitz continued, “I think there’s a domino theory of the evolution of the comic book business that takes in both Stan’s work and the comic convention. . . .In the 1960s you have Stan. Julie Schwartz, really a very short list of people, starting to do comics for intelligent kids. They didn’t view it as something you could do for adults. This was just, “We’re going to do this for the bright kids instead of the stupid kids, because we’re going to have some fun doing this.

    “Egotistically, we’ll all describe ourselves as being among that generation of smart kids who found this interesting, ” Levitz continued (Well, of course!), “and mostly those were the smart kids who showed up at the comic conventions. Those kids are the ones who came into the business, whether they came in as marketers, distributors, publishers”–apparently alluding to Griepp, Schanes, Goldstein and himself–“working for the publisher for two minutes and then teaching a course in it and then going off on the film side”–and this is a concise description of Uslan’s career– “however and in whichever fashion, and began agitating for change.” Of course, though he didn’t mention this, lots of these convention attendees became comics writers and artists as well.

    Levitz told the audience, “We said, “Comics can be great; we want to do great comics. We don’t want to be screwed like the guys before. We want to do wonderful work, and we want to make money doing it, and we want to have a good time doing it.’”

    As regular readers know, I gave a lecture series at the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art titled “1986: The Year That Changed Comics.” Paul Levitz likewise regards the mid-1980s as a key transitional period for American comic books. “When that broke through in the early “˜80s from all of these forces–and it would have happened without any one individual or any group of individuals, but it happened to be the bunch of us who were there at the time who were pushing for it–you very swiftly have a quantum leap in the creative quality of what happened in American comics. What’s going on here in this hall today is largely happening because of the group of people who read those books in the mid-80s. They became journalists and said, “˜Of course comics can be great. I read Maus, Watchmen, Dark Knight, Elektra, Daredevil,’ whatever it was that gave them the passion. ‘I’m going to judge by that standard.’ It’s not going to be, “˜Isn’t it amazing that they did a comic book that makes some sense?’ They said, “˜Of course, this is genuine art.’

    “Some came into field as creators; many became the journalists who wrote about it; many became the booksellers. We had a couple of guys up two minutes ago who were Random House salespeople who just started handling our line. They said, “˜We love comics, we’re happy to be doing it.’ That generation really comes from all of it. The conventions brought us together. It’s where we met. I walk through this hall, and I have so many friends who go back to when I was 14, 15, 16 years old, with a shared sense of purpose. We might have been on the opposite side of business deals along the way, we might have been competing companies, certainly had our share of arguments, but we all shared a very high sense of common purpose and the conventions crystallized all of that.”

    Schanes agreed, “It was the first gathering point.”

    Then Levitz summarized, “It’s like, “˜We’re here. We’re the tribe.’ And he concluded, “we pulled together in all of that in a really unique fashion in American culture at that time. And we changed the culture, as a result.”

    Michael Uslan then said, “I’m going to take the position as the crotchety old man for a minute, which I often do. I’m elated. As I had a chance to walk around for the last hour up here, my comment was, “˜Oh my God, I’m at a huge comic con and look, there’s comic books. There’s original artwork.’ My biggest complaint has been that so many of them have gotten so big and so diluted that you can walk through endless hallways and see no comic books and see everything else but comic books.” Do you suppose he could be referring to San Diego? Uslan continued, “For a comic con, especially for a New York comic con, to pull back to the roots and really get the old comics and the new comics and the art out there again is something I’ve been looking for for a long time, that I felt has been significantly missing.” In other words, Uslan seemed to be suggesting that the current New York Comic Con was recapturing something of the spirit of Seuling’s original New York comic cons.

    “I couldn’t agree more with what Paul said,” Uslan told us. “It It goes back to what I said initially, finding out that there were other geeks like me out there,”–oh, no, not another comics person who uses this word!– “that I wasn’t alone in the universe and there were people who shared this passion and shared this joy and had this thirst for knowledge in the history of the subject matter. . . .” Now that part I agree with.

    “And here we sit today,” Uslan continued. “The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York is going to open an exhibit on May 7th showing how comic book superheroes have influenced fashion, and Action #1 [the first appearance of Superman] will be on display, and Detective #27 [the first appearance of Batman] will be on display, along with many other comic books.” This is the exhibition “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy,” and I’ll be attending the press preview.

    “And you’ve got to give the credit to the comic book conventions, to the tribe,” Uslan concluded, “for having gotten the message out that this is an indigenous, legitimate American art form and that this is our modern day mythology.”

    For Greg Goldstein, who described himself as being “a young guy who was into writing and art” in the early 1970s, it was a revelation to go to the New York Cons and see the new comics pros of that time. “Stan and Jack and those other guys were in the legendary hall-of-famers category,” Goldstein said. But then there was the new generation: “There’d be Roy Thomas. . . and Len Wein and Marv Wolfman. It felt more attainable. But the whole thing felt like we were next. There were these guys; they weren’t much older than us; they had the same sensibilities; they had long hair; they dressed the same way we did. And it felt like, boy, they can do it and they can do some really wonderful things in comics, and therefore we had a shot.”

    Returning to the subject of why comics professionals used to avoid conventions, Paul Levitz explained that “remember that as late as the late 60s, the characters in comics weren’t even WASPs. They were white Anglo-Saxons. They weren’t even allowed to be Protestants, much less have any sense of religion. They had no ethnicity. They had all been whitewashed into the blandest possible form, the creators, largely, too. Stan Lieber became Stan Lee.” Listing other Jewish-American comics creators who had changed their names, Levitz mentioned Jacob Kurtzberg, who became Jack Kirby), Batman co-creator Bob Kahn, who renamed himself Bob Kane, and artist Eli Katz, who took the name Gil Kane. “They were embarrassed,” Levitz said, apparently suggesting they feared how people would react if they knew their true ethnicity.

    And then there was what had happened only a decade before: “They were recovering from the 1950s and Wertham.” Levitz was referring to Dr. Fredric Wertham, the man most associated with the anti-comics crusade of the 1950s, which claimed that comic books of various sorts contributed to juvenile delinquency, and which devastated the comics industry and the lives of its writers and artists. The story has recently been retold in the new book The Ten Cent Plague by author David Hadju.

    Levitz recalled that “Joe Orlando”–one of the artists at EC Comics in the 1950s, who later worked at DC–“would tell the story, when I was working for him, that in those years [the 1950s] if he went to a party and a girl was asking him what he did for living, he was an artist. If pressed, he was an artist of things for children. Maybe somewhere between his picking up the girl or his despairing of any hope of picking up the girl, he’d finally admit that he was a comic book artist.” Back then comics were considered the bottom of the artistic barrel.

    “The conventions have had an astounding power in all of this,” Levitz continued. ” ” It’s the first time anybody told these guys that what they did meant a damn thing. It’s still has that power for some of the older ones as they get to places like San Diego and they get an Inkpot [Award from the San Diego Con], or they come here. Arnold Drake”–the recently deceased co-creator of Deadman and the Doom Patrol–“was here a year or two ago and just delighting in the fact that, “˜People care about what I did? You remember who I am?’” Levitz pointed out that artist Jim Mooney, who passed away earlier this year, had not received credit on his work at DC for decades; he too finally got to meet his fans at comics conventions.

    “But in the history of comics, when we start these early conventions,” Levitz asserted, “these brilliantly talented people are still battered children. They really are totally unrecognized. And the conventions were a vital part in the step of acknowledging them as the artists that they are.”

    With the panel nearly at a close, an audience member asked if the panelists had any regrets about the old New York conventions.

    Michael Uslan told an amusing story that also bore witness to just how worthless comics were considered only three decades ago. “We had a treasure trove down the shore in New Jersey: Collingswood Auction. It was a flea market. My friend Bobby and I would get my parents to take us every Friday night because . . . the guy would come in every Friday night with boxes from New York loaded with old, old, old comic books, and because they were so old, he sold them for a nickel a piece. Bobby and I returned every soda bottle we could find within three towns. We brought in the nickels, and over the course of a couple years, we walked off with literally thousands and thousands of comics dating back to 1936 that we bought for a nickel apiece.”

    Great, huh? But then television started to report on the New York Comic Con and the prices collectors were paying for old comics. “And the word goes out, “˜comic books selling for $100 apiece,’”–which, from today’s standpoint, seems cheap for Golden Age material–“and that was the end. My supply was cut off.”

    Paul Levitz had a different, more somber regret: “the questions I didn’t get around to asking. I was too busy running tables, but the history that we’ve lost. I constantly say to myself, I wish I had asked this guy about that. And I’m probably still not getting around to doing nearly enough of it.”

    Back in the 1980s I was asked if I wanted to be part of an oral history project about the history of comics. I said yes, but it never happened. And that was back when Jerry Siegel. Joe Shuster, Bob Kane, Jack Kirby, Will Eisner, Julie Schwartz, John Broome, and, indeed, most of the giants from comics’ Golden and Silver Ages were still alive.

    But in my next New York Comic Con report, I’ll tell you about a panel that brought together many of the surviving giants of early comics history, right here in New York City in April of 2008. But i may be tempted to write about the Iron Man movie first!

    LINKS IN THE AMAZON CHAIN

    You can get David Hadju’s The Ten Cent Plague: The Great Comic Book Scare and How It Changed America at Amazon.com here. I shall soon be reviewing it in my column “Books about Comics” in Publishers Weekly‘s online newsletter Comics Week.

    And since I’ve promised to mention each week one of the books my own work appears in, how about Marvel’s Daredevil by Frank Miller and Klaus Janson Omnibus (as opposed to the Bendis Daredevil Omnibus), which collects much of Frank Miller’s work on the character, as well as an interview I did in the 1980s with Miller and Daredevil collaborator Klaus Janson? You can find the Miller-Janson Omnibus at Amazon here.

    Copyright 2008 Peter Sanderson

  • Trailer Park: Garth Jennings

    By Christopher Stipp

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    It’s easy to by cynical about films nowadays.

    There is a lot of talk about the excesses and bloated nature of some high-budget spectacles, costs spiraling out of control to try and outdo what the last guy did. To say nothing of stories that seem purposely manipulative and out of touch with any reality.

    That’s what makes SON OF RAMBOW so disarming. When you watch the film unfold you’re half-expecting there to be some kind of spectacle but it never does come. You have to steep yourself in a narrative where it genuinely is all about the story and the soft nuances that pepper each moment we’re given into the lives of these two young boys on a quest to recreate RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD.

    At first glance, even if you read the movie’s description, you wouldn’t expect to find one of the most well-crafted movies this year but the movie is one which will reward each and every viewer if you believe that is possible to make a movie that is both humorous and touching without straying into saccharine sweet territory. The movie that Garth Jennings has made is one that takes the lives of young boys and, without minimizing or patronizing the childhood experience, he has distilled one of the most objective and endearing portraits of what it’s like to be young. Further, the movie works on a level where it’s not constrained by the normal boundaries of culture; it may take place across the pond but the story has a transcendent resonance that it doesn’t matter if it was taking place in England, France, Russia or America.

    I took some of the time with 1/2 of Hammer and Tongs, Mr. Garth Jennings, to talk about the film, the language of youth and about who else has made videos as a kid.

    SON OF RAMBOW is now in theaters.

    CHRISTOPHER STIPP: Garth. How are you doing?

    GARTH JENNINGS: Pretty good ““ my first cup of tea has just arrived so I’m feeling pretty excited about it.

    CS: Thank you for making time for me.

    JENNINGS: No problem. It’s my pleasure.

    CS: First of all, brilliant, brilliant film. One of the best I’ve seen this year.

    JENNINGS: Oh, thank you very much. That’s very kind of you.

    CS: Absolutely. I think after I saw it I was wrestling with what I like most and I think the way to kick things off is to ask was it intentional to give these kids sort of a language of their own? They exist in a place that adults just don’t live in.

    JENNINGS: Well, I suppose I remember being a kid and you just have this language with one another. You have your own little way of doing things and saying things. It was certainly our intention to capture how we remember being kids. We really tried to find memories of that time. We used to make strange faces and that sort of thing. Is that what you meant?

    CS: Yes, I think it’s like a sensibility, maybe I should say it that way.

    JENNINGS: I thought you meant that. The whole thing was we were trying to capture how it we remember being when we were 11 or 12 and really felt like all things were possible. It never occurred to us things weren’t. And never thought about the consequences of your actions or ideas. You never really worried about failing or making mistakes until it was too late. That’s definitely what we were trying to do. So I wasn’t at all trying to make a movie on my own experiences. To write about my own experiences would have been quite a bit dull. We tried to conjure up those feelings in people when they watched it.

    CS: I have to agree with you. I remember making movies of my own with my own video camera and this movie made me reflect on that and I still don’t have any solid reasons why I did it but I’m finding out that a lot of other people did that as well.

    JENNINGS: Yes, when we were making this film 8 years ago we were laughing that so many people we knew made these things ““ kids live in an imaginary world and that’s not a cliché it’s really how it is. It’s only when you get older you think that’s not a good thing anymore and you start to lose that but it’s a lovely period of time in your life.

    CS: I don’t think it’s bound by any time or space or anything like that.

    JENNINGS: That’s certainly what we were trying to avoid.

    CS: It’ s really timeless, almost kind of perfunctory, to think that RAMBOW would only exist in that time but if you looked at it in any time I think it would fit just as well. Additionally, as I watched seeing the effects on the screen, obviously this film has a lower budget, but the cinematography, the photography of the film it looked like you really wanted to capture details. It seemed the physical details were important to capture.

    JENNINGS: The detail was just how I remember doing things as well. Whether I was doing the drawings in my books or just the things you notice in films. We never saw the bigger picture ““ at that age I never knew what the Viet Nam War was and that Rambow was being rejected and bullied by other people. I did like the way he sawed off his own arm. He’s not even crying ““ it’s unbelievable. Those are the little things we pick up on, aren’t they? Sometimes we obsess about the details and then it irritates everybody. It’s more about quirky detail than about character and stuff. Hopefully the detail cover the characters and doesn’t become too overbearing. Nostalgia too. People think we have gone out of our way to wake up quirky nostalgia but actually we had no intention of doing that. It was only as things started to come to set with hairstyles ducked and it was like, oh my god, this is getting ridiculous.CS: Certainly within the subplot, the French foreign exchange students. Was that intended to be so absurdly funny?

    JENNINGS: Well, the thing was, I remember”¦have you had the French or European Foreign Exchange Program?

    CS: Yes.

    JENNINGS: We had the French exchange. And I’m sure if I were to go back in time it wasn’t the way I remember it but I remember these kids getting off their coach and the seemed so exhausted compared to us and so much cooler and so European. And then they had mustaches and we thought that was really cool because I was the latest developer in the history of time. We tried to make it so that anyone watching this film would understand that feeling. Obviously in order to get that we played around with it and he becomes a peacock ““ a Pied Piper and everyone can relate to the kid that people follow or are awestruck by even though you look back and say that guy was kind of a jerk ““ what was I thinking? It sorta came out and tried also to capture that when you look back you often realized that things weren’t so straight forward, like I said about RAMBOW. I remember the kids we thought were cool were invariably, they were but also more to it than that. There was always more to it. We were trying to get that across in the film. There was another side to it.

    CS: On that, I think the brother issues, the mother issues…It ties things down on a more serious level. I’m curious as to why when you were creating the script, obviously first and foremost, you wanted to create this love of imagination in youth but on the other hand you have something that is quite heavy.

    JENNINGS: Yeah. I just wanted to make a proper movie and a lot of movies miss that mark for me. I just like to feel the whole range, especially when you are a kid you feel things more passionately, your friendships, your great disappointments when things go wrong, we wanted to just push those buttons but without pushing people away. When you are telling a story you are kind of manipulating people but do it in a way that doesn’t shut them off and make them uncomfortable.

    CS: Right. The budget for the film obviously was not on par with HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY.

    JENNINGS: No. 6 million dollars was SON OF RAMBOW and HITCHHIKER’S was $60.

    CS: I would imagine that that would absolutely have played in your favor. That the film, itself, is an homage that time in their life. It should be a little rougher around the edges.

    JENNINGS: And it’s not that we asked for more money. We budgeted SON OF RAMBOW at that figure. That’s how much we needed to make the film.

    CS: Really?

    JENNINGS: We’re not really in it to overwhelm ourselves with money and opulence. We like to explain our positions up front and work out the movie before we arrive on the set, very carefully, so that we’re compared and know what we are going for. Because it is very expensive and it is somebody else’s money and it is a lot of time and effort and it’s very important to us to know what we want and that seems to be “¦. I don’t care what the budget is as long as we can do it right. I didn’t find a difference really ““ there is no great difference between music videos and films in some ways because you always try to get what you want in the short space of time that you have and someone always hurt their foot, it’s always raining when you want it to be sunny, there’s always something to be worked out and it doesn’t matter if you’ve got hundreds of monitors and tons of catering ““ the problems are always the same.

    CS: Right. And on the subject of the script, at least in previous interviews I’ve read about you talking about fundamental influences coming in where Bill and Will are, do you think things are different today with the speed and access in which kids now are able to be exposed to so many different messages?

    JENNINGS: I suppose there must be a bit. But to be honest with you I’m not really sure. I think you get to see more stuff I suppose than we would have done because of the access but most of the kids I’ve spoken to in the last few weeks, certainly when we were screening the movie, kids 8 years old up ““ they get it. They still feel the same way about things ““ they still get excited. If something’s good they’ll respond to it. But I don’t really know ““ I’ve got two of my own and they are very young and haven’t got to that age where they notice all this stuff but I’ve very curious to find out how different it will really be. But everyone thinks their youth was the best, don’t they? We got it right.

    (Laughs)

    CS: Exactly. Do you think ““ maybe even for yourself or the way you wanted Will and Bill to ultimately come out of the film ““ do you think at the end of this film it’s at that point where the kids are able to reflect on what they’ve done or do you think they still retain that sort of childish sensibility?

    JENNINGS: In terms of the film? Or the boys themselves?

    CS: No, I was thinking the story itself. It ends perfectly.

    JENNINGS: I like those films where you get the sense that it might be alright, things might work out. It like at the end where they’re in the apartment sitting there. It’s not been resolved, not sure where they are going, but you’ve got a good ““ you like these people they might be better for having gone through the experience. Does that make sense?

    CS: Yes, it does.

    JENNINGS: I still feel that they worked out what was important. I think that’s their friendship. When they did things together, that was when he was the most fun. And they realized what was important at the end of the movie and I like the idea that it was a happy ending. I don’t think I could bear it if one of them had died or one of them didn’t like the other one.

    (Laughs)

    But it’s perfectly alright. When you are watching it you’re thinking ““ we’ve all had friendships like that at some point and probably around the same age as well. But then it gets dissolved and fades away ““ it’s not by any animosity by any means. You just grow up and you suddenly don’t like the same things ““ something happens. And it’s quite funny to look back and see how rich and how deep that friendship was and then everything changed. Not in a sad way but you can’t help but miss it.

    CS: I do. It’s what a lot of people who have seen it have reflected on saying, I remember having friendship like these and all of a sudden you’re in 8th grade, 9th grade and you just turn around and they are not there anymore and you don’t ““ no one is angry at one another ““ it just happens.

    JENNINGS: Yeah, and I went through that and I think those two would have separated down the line, only because that was my experience. I can’t imagine it any other way – hopefully with very, very fond memories of each other. And those are the foundations of friendships to come I guess.

    CS: I know we are short on time but I want to quickly talk about the animated sequence that comes in the middle of the film ““ the intricate, handmade drawings ““ How long did it take to make that sequence?

    JENNINGS: Well, it’s a mixture of live action, isn’t it? It took about 3 hours to shoot the live action element just because of the blue screen and then I think David was drawing all by hand and then scanning the images into the manipulator in 3-D, I think he pretty much remarked, all in all, about 2 weeks work.

    CS: Really?

    JENNINGS: Yeah.

    CS: It’s brilliant. It’s a sequence that fits perfectly within the realm of imagination while it doesn’t, again looking towards HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE, it doesn’t look like an effect that was too polished.

    JENNINGS: The thing was that David O’Reilly was doing everything himself. I can’t help but thinking that the fewer people you empower the more focused they are and the more they get on with it. And I don’t mean that in the driving workforce way, purely, it’s just that that’s David’s sequence. It’s his baby in a way. So he puts all of himself into it rather than one guy, doing one scene”¦.you know what I mean?

    CS: Yes.

    JENNINGS: And he would stay up all night. I would come in some mornings and he’d be waking up from having fallen asleep in his chair. And it’s not that we needed it done in a hurry it’s he loved it and worked very hard on it. It worked out great. I might be wrong, it might have taken a bit longer, it might have been a bit less. But once we got the money, which took forever, the shoot was 40 days and we had the picture 4 weeks after the wrap, which is fast, some films take months to edit, and gave it to David after that. He would give us a mock up of the animation within a few hours. We’d have a rough ““ we both worked out a rough storyboard together and he would do an animatic of that and I’d give it to the editor and wait for a while he was cutting while David was busy making trees.

    CS: Does it seem that lower budget means more efficiency?

    JENNINGS: Oh yeah. But it’s not just the budget thing. I think you could do a big movie ““ I’m always in favor of post count but you don’t know who you are getting. In every aspect of your film you have to cherry pick your crew. Every member. But once it gets to post production you’re told to go to a big company where they just have loads of people ““ but you don’t know these people and they are doing your things and suddenly it’s changed from one week to another into a different project. I used to find that very irritating. Because you can’t”¦..I just find it irritating.

    (Laughs)

    And then cherry picking skillful people and then giving it to them ““ it’s their thing ““ they are not just one of many people working on something that we could take or leave ““ it’s absolutely their responsibility ““ the more you make people responsible for it the more creative they are and the better the results I’m sure of it.

    CS: Well, I know I have to wrap this up and if I could ask just one more question ““ I think a lot of times when directors make movies they say people can take whatever they want to take from it and give a short answer whenever pushed to explain what their work means but I’d like to hear what you hope people take away from the film.

    JENNINGS: Well, Nick and I just wanted to make a film that captures how we felt at that age. It was like I was saying before that I just hope they enjoy it but more than that I hope they go away feeling better for having seen it. Like the old ones ““ get an uplifting feeling at the end ““ like they’ve really been through it and be rewarded at the end ““ it feels good and more of a feeling than I have no real message or anything like that. I don’t want people to come out and say oh the special effects were kinda quirky – that can come later. If they get a good feeling, I’ll be happy.

    CS: Brilliant. Brilliant. Garth, thank you very much for your time.

    JENNINGS: It’s my pleasure.

  • TV Or Not TV: 5/5 – 5/11

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    Well it certainly has been an interesting week since I wrote my last column.

    It turns out that stunt casting will be in full effect again in the upcoming weeks as two symbols of dysfunction will be guest spotting on two different TV shows. Britney Spears will be returning to How I Met Your Mother on next week’s episode and Lindsey Lohan will guest star on the May 22nd season finale episode of Ugly Betty. This type of casting is nothing new really when you think about how a troubled Robert Downey Jr. came out of rehab and guest starred on Ally McBeal. It certainly didn’t hurt his career. HIMYM‘s makes sense since the show is considered “On the Bubble” but I don’t really get what Ugly Betty is trying to prove as they’ve already been renewed. The rumor is that she’ll also be in a few of the following season’s episodes.

    Another bubble show is Reaper and in an LA Times article it was once again stated that the fate of the show is looking grim (bada-bump). The show was originally a critic favorite, and like many critical favorites before it the show’s future isn’t looking bright. It’s really a shame because the show has really been on a great roll with the post strike episodes. The show’s lead, Brett Harrison, currently has an interesting suggestion on his web site that fans of the show might find interesting if they want to let the CW know that they want the show to stay. I really hope something can come of it because I would be sad to see Reaper go so soon.

    MONDAY

    NBC ““ 8:00 PM: Nothing says “I want to win money” like travelling to the Philippines to do it, which is what two people do for tonight’s Deal or No Deal. Suddenly last week’s Star Wars special makes far more sense to me.

    CBS ““ 9:00 PM: Tonight’s Two and a Half Men is written by the writers of CSI. Look to Thursday because that’s not all!

    TUESDAY

    NBC”“ 8:30 PM: The SNL retread for tonight is The Best of Molly Shannon. I don’t know who compiles these, but since it has no Dog Show it isn’t really best of.

    CW ““ 9:00 PM: With this being the last episode of Reaper before the CW announces there new fall schedule, Sam has to try to conquer his greatest foe ever: The Nielsen families.

    WEDNESDAY

    NBC ““ 8:00 PM: The global tour continues as Deal or No Deal sends players to take part in the Estonia version of the show. This is a real place? I thought they just made up the name in Encino Man.

    TLC ““ 8:00 PM: Little People, Big World makes up the entire night of TLC programming.

    STARZ ““ 8:00 PM: Pixar delivers again and again, and one of my favorite movies of last year was Ratatouille. The story, the acting, and the technology all come together into an amazing film.

    THURSDAY

    CBS ““ 8:00 PM: It’s the final episode before the big finale on Survivor. I haven’t watched a single episode.

    NBC ““ 8:30 PM: Believe it or not, it’s the final episode tonight of Scrubs seven year run on NBC. If you are a fan the rumor is the show will be back next season on ABC. If not, brace yourself for everyone playing fairy tale characters. Sigh”¦

    CW ““ 8:00 PM: A cloaked stranger carves Kyrptonian symbols into Lex’s chest tonight on Smallville. These taggers are really getting out of hand.

    CBS ““ 10:00 PM: Tonight’s episode of CSI is written by the writers from Two and a Half Men, where in a sitcom star is killed. I hope there’s no art imitating life in this subtext.

    FRIDAY

    TNT ““ 8:00 PM: Even though this movie is named Sahara somehow they get Matthew McConaughey shirtless at the beach. Is it in his contract that this guy has to expose his Pecs in every film?!?

    CARTOON NETWORK ““ 8:00 PM: I really enjoyed the other big budget Jon Favreau movie, Zathura, and you can to.

    SATURDAY

    USA ““ 8:00 PM: Get your Indiana Jones on before the new movie comes out with the one that started it all: Raiders of the Lost Ark.

    TLC ““ 9:00 PM: This week on Trading Spaces a divorced couple renovate each other’s bedrooms. This can’t end well.

    SUNDAY

    CMTV ““ 4:00 PM: To celebrate Mother’s Day it’s an 8 hour marathon of the FOX reality show Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy. Marguerite Perrin fans sadly will get no God Warrior during this marathon.

    FOX ““ 8:00 PM: The Simpsons take an interesting direction with their Mother’s Day show, where Homer’s mother suddenly dies. That’s uplifting.

    CBS ““ 8:00 PM: Was it a Fan or a Favorite who won this season’s Survivor? No, really, tell me after you watch this. Like I said before, I haven’t watched a single episode. Why start now?

    Will Wilkins thinks Reaper really deserves a second season.

  • Trailer Park: Whitney Cummings

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    If I could interview subjects, people, like Whitney Cummings I could forever be content with being the guy on the sidelines who simply learns about what happens on the set of a film while trying to understand what the project means to someone’s overarching career goals. Whitney was deftly able to take my questions and give me honest answers in a way that I found genuinely refreshing, person to person. There wasn’t any pretense, there wasn’t a facade, there wasn’t anything between her job as backup to Patrick Dempsey and Michelle Monaghan and my questions about what she felt her place was in the grand scheme of things.

    Opening today, MADE OF HONOR simply seems like one of those films which might actually depend more on the talents of the film’s leading man instead of the popular female lead. Dempsey has proven himself more than capable of holding his own in ENCHANTED, one of Disney’s greatest feats on the big screen in recent years, and who among us can argue with the Goliath-ian power it took Patrick to get from CAN’T BUY ME LOVE and LOVERBOY to prime-time prince of relevancy; it should have been an impossibility but it’s that guy’s charm which is proving to be his greatest asset. That’s partially why an interview with Whitney was alluring. The other part of it is that Whitney makes her living touring the country as a practicing comedienne and there isn’t anything more tempting than the opportunity to get an honest taste of what it’s like to step onto a blackened stage and having a pack of people treat you like it’s Roman circuses all over again: We are here. Entertain us!

    Whitney and I discuss all sorts of things, like comedy, inspirations, education, why Patrick Dempsey is a gay crush of mine, films, traveling and whether Carrot Top deserves to live. You can’t help but wish all sorts of positive things for Whitney and as she broke down the ways in which she realizes how she fits in to the cosmic order of things, regardless of how big or small the project she’s being paid to be in, she just has the kind of easy breezy attitude I wish I could have just navigating my own job.

    We open on a conversation between Whitney and myself, discussing the topic of what films Molly Ringwold has notoriously turned down. One of those, reportedly, was GHOST and the other was the widely well received whore cum (pun intended) princess fairy tale, PRETTY WOMAN. It’s best to just jump right into the middle of the fray.

    CUMMINGS: It’s interesting, isn’t it?

    CS: Fascinating. I love to hear stories like that of things that people have passed on.

    CUMMINGS: She wasn’t really working around that time, was she? PRETTY WOMAN was what, ’92?

    CS: Yeah, it was like ’90, ’91, sometime around there.

    CUMMINGS: What was she doing with herself? If you think about it, that movie was literally a comedy about a prostitute. That movie would never get made today. Can you imagine a writer going through auditions ““ hilarious comedy about a prostitute who is doing a rich guy and she gets out there and then someone tries to rape her ““ it’s such a dark premise when you think about it.

    CS: That’s very true.

    CUMMINGS: That’s George from Seinfeld trying to rape her in that movie.

    CS: But she’s got a heart of gold.

    CUMMINGS: She does have a heart of gold. But in the first script she died at the end. The other movie I saw the other day is DIRTY DANCING. DIRTY DANCING is a movie about abortion. That was the whole reason that Baby needed to learn how to dance. It was an abortion movie.

    CS: Just a fool to believe…

    CUMMINGS: It’s just kind of funny at how dark the movies were in the late 80’s.

    CS: But you know, those guys were salesmen. They were able to convince somebody, “Oh yeah, sounds like a really good idea.”

    CUMMINGS: But the movie is about abortion. No, it’s about dancing. Abortion is just why they danced. It’s just so funny when you think about it because that would never fly today. We’ve gotten more conservative I guess.

    CS: I would absolutely agree with that. Things have gotten a little more tame. But you got to be in a movie ““ watch this segue ““ you got to be in a movie with a man that embodied that 80’s movie vibe.

    CUMMINGS: You know what’s really funny? When I was going in to do voice over after the movie was finished, we were looking at it ““ the movie was shot in England ““ really beautiful shots on film, lush green rolling hills and I’m looking at it and I’m thinking this movie looks like the 80’s. It had that vivid feel of like Robin Hood. It’s amazing the demographic he has because he’s so famous. What was that, 18 years ago? That movie was so meaningful to so many people. And now he has been reborn with his new show, so his demographic literally is 16 to 65. Where with some actors they have the teen audience ““ Zach Efron has the teens, Brad Pitt has the 30 year old women, but he has got every generation. It is so wild.

    CS: You know, I have no shame saying this, I think my gay crush would be Patrick Dempsey.

    CUMMINGS: You are not alone. Guys would even say Patrick Dempsey or Tom Brady.

    (Laughs)

    Tom Brady ““ I know guys would even say, “If I had sex with him it doesn’t mean I’m gay.”

    CS: But you have to say, “If I HAD to ““ If someone put a gun to my head…”

    (Laughs)

    CUMMINGS: Yes, Patrick Dempsey ““ women want him, men want to be like him. That’s what I have to say about that. And I totally get it. He’s so charming, so talented, so fun to be with. I think this movie will catapult him back into leading man, opening movies, movie star land again.

    CS: I saw him in ENCHANTED and I thought he did a great job in that.

    CUMMINGS: I think that ENCHANTED was a tough film for him because he had to play it real but he had to sort of mock her a little bit. He was given a tough task in that movie because he couldn’t make fun of her because she was so likable and I think in the script she wasn’t written as so likeable. He had a lot of challenges in that movie. And Patrick, his charm and likeability can overcome anything.

    CS: Like a gigolo pizza guy.

    CUMMINGS: Yeah, remember that?

    CS: I could go on all day about that guy’s roles.

    CUMMINGS: He’s so likable and I think the key to him being a movie star is having women love you and men love you and he is just able to do that. He’s such a pro. He comes and says his stuff and improvises and just has IT. That guy has star quality. He’s got it for sure.

    CS: Tell me ““ based on that ““ in the new movie, MADE OF HONOR, how do you compete ““ it’s not competing in that same space but if he’s being funny and you have to be the best friend ““ the funny person ““ how do you navigate that territory to let them be the stars that they are and you provide that backup?

    CUMMINGS: It’s interesting and that’s a very good question, because I’m a comedian. I do stand-up every night and doing jokes is my thing. So it’s like going into the ring you have to know what your role is is really important. Are you the singer? Are you the drummer? Are you the bassist? Where you come in is very important. Because when you are doing a movie, especially with talented actors who have been doing it 20 years longer than you it’s important to know you place and to work for the good of the movie, not for the good of you. Selfish acting never gets you anywhere except on the cutting room floor. You don’t come in and try and be funny around Patrick ““ it’s just stupid. It’s best to just trust the writer and their vision instead of your own agenda wanting to be the funniest person. So that was a tough challenge because as a comedian my job is to always be the funniest person all the time and make everybody laugh every 20 seconds. I really did have to restrain myself but after a while ““ after coming in and seeing how funny Patrick was it was best to just leave it to the pro and stick to what the writer wrote for me.

    CS: Certainly this differs from TV where you are able to be more fluid ““ this was more set up and practiced and having to channel”¦.

    CUMMINGS: I just have to be so conscious of the fact that there are 200 people working on this movie ““ the lighting guys, the grip and the camera guys, the sound guys have set up the theme around what the writer wrote and what the stage directions are and you start messing around trying to be funny and trying to be cute ““ people’s jobs are why is she doing that ““ why is she going off – sometimes, because they knew I was a comedian they would say now we can do a take and you can mess around or now you can improvise but that was different. When all those people are working so hard to create a shot that has been planned out for days, you can’t go in and mess around and give them a damn heart attack.

    CS: Right.

    CUMMINGS: That was a hard thing for me to accept.

    CS: Was it sort of a lesson learned or did you know when you went into things other than television and your stand-up how these unwritten rules play themselves out?

    CUMMINGS: Interesting. I was actually blessed to have a job ““ my first job out here in LA was a show called Punk’d on MTV ““ it was a hidden camera prank show with Ashton Kutcher and we would have to do all these hidden pranks to get celebrities in compromised situations and get them to embarrass themselves or whatever and the key was to be very real ““ I did everything from being in the ballet to being a wardrobe stylist to a paramedic to a this or that and created situations where celebrities would really feel the stakes were high that they’re car was stolen or someone got kidnapped or all these crazy things and it had to be so real so they believed it. It would be very easy to give something like that away if you’re trying to make jokes too much because after the 3rd season all celebrities in LA were really paranoid about being punked. Whenever something weird happened, they would be like, “Is this Punk’d?” So we had the challenge to keep it really real and honest and keep it grounded.

    I remember my first punk I was doing was with Adam Brody and I was trying to be cute and trying to be funny and doing the wrong thing. He started to catch on and then I had to quickly go back to be real and honest and quickly learned this is not about me, not about my agenda ““ if you just do the task at hand and do the best job at entertaining being honest and trusting the writers and directors, you will succeed, instead of trying to do your own thing and being selfish. So I guess I learned it there and I’m very grateful for that.

    So, I learned it on cable instead of in a studio. But it was helpful.

    CS: And how was that transitioning from a television atmosphere to a film? Does the scale change?

    CUMMINGS: Definitely. I don’t have to bring my own wardrobe that’s for sure. At the end of the day it’s all fulfilling ““ it’s all food for your soul for yourself as an artist. But working on a studio movie ““ granted on every cable thing I’ve ever worked on I’ve always worked with people I admire ““ Ashton Kutcher is extremely talented and such a great guy and all the actors are amazing. But when you work on a studio movie you work with much bigger celebrities. At first I was thinking it was going to be a nightmare ““ working with divas, rude and sure enough they are the nicest people you’d ever want to meet. Patrick, Michelle, Sydney Pollak and everyone that worked on the movie were so great. So wonderful people from cable all the way up to working on big studio movies where the stress is high and pressure is on and instead of shooting in Burbank we were shooting in London and Scotland in all these amazingly beautiful castles. Catering is better.

    (Laughs)

    CS: How did you get picked? Is this something you went out and auditioned for?

    CUMMINGS: They saw a lot of people but I think what set me apart was that I was a comedian and they wanted someone who could add a little bit of comedy to it. It’s really amazing because it’s so hard to get a job in a studio movie if you are not a model or had been working forever because they don’t want to take risks and they are trying to sell it overseas and they need financiers to invest and be able to distribute all over the world and the more famous people that are in it the better and Sony was amazing and I think they were excited about me because I was a comedian and there was this fresh young person and that was really cool.

    CS: The story itself ““ I apologize for not knowing a whole lot about it – but why does it take place overseas?

    CUMMINGS: Well, there is no way you could know anything about it. Patrick Dempsey has a platonic friend, Michelle Monaghan’s character ““ they are best friends who realizes that he’s in love with her and she goes overseas to Scotland to work, meets a Scottish man and comes back 5 weeks later, engaged, and she asks him to be her Maid of Honor, says she’s marrying a Scottish man and they all have to go over to Scotland for the wedding. So we’re over in Scotland planning the wedding, doing the rehearsal dinner, doing the bridal showers and all this stuff and doing these Scottish games and all these crazy antics over in Scotland so we got to go over there for a month. It was all very, very cool.

    CS: So they got to shoot on location?

    CUMMINGS: Yes, it was amazing.

    CS: Were you basically tagging along for the whole thing?

    CUMMINGS: Yeah. They shot in New York for about 2 weeks that I wasn’t there but they didn’t have the bridesmaids. So, we shot in LA for about a week and shot in Scotland for about 6 weeks and London for 3 weeks.

    CS: When you’re doing multiple takes is it difficult from the comedy standpoint to make it seem just as witty and just as spontaneous the 3rd, 4th, or 5th take?

    CUMMINGS: Yes, and it’s nice to be able to do something different every time unless we are on a major time crunch and we just have to move on. Being a comedian my impulse is to make people laugh, so every time I want to do something different and fresh and make everyone laugh but, again, you just have to know when to be professional and give them just what they need so we can move on. Sometimes in the editing because I’ve done something different every time they can’t cut it ““ that would be my worst nightmare.

    CS: I’m also just as curious to find out why ““ I’m reading your condensed bio ““ that you finished college in 3 years vs. 4 yet you chose a career that insures maximum instability.

    (Laughs)

    CUMMINGS: I love you for that. Well, because I knew that this was going to be my career I knew I wanted to go to college. I got through high school and I knew that every girl who goes out to LA after graduation and doesn’t have an education, they don’t have anything to fall back on but as a performer and having so much training the best thing to do for me would be to not go out to LA and get on a bad sitcom. The best thing I could do was to go improve myself as a person and make myself more interesting and pursue my interests and curiosities and get an education so I have something to say and have a point of view and when I get new material I have some perspective on it and I have some goals, I’m doing a period piece, I’m doing a mystery. And also for my own confidence that when you go into a career that is so unstable the best thing you can do is to have something really solid to fall back on to keep your pride up. And I really wanted to develop as a person. I didn’t want to be an empty person. Not that people that don’t go to college don’t, but it’s something I really wanted to do the compromise was OK I’m going to go to college and do it in 3 years.

    CS: Overachieving while being funny. I have to believe it’s one of the hardest things in the world to try to do but do you ever get to the point where you are doing sets every night, obviously some nights go better than others, is being funny a draining thing? Are there times you don’t want to laugh or do anything associated with comedy?

    CUMMINGS: Doing stand up is the most enlivening, energizing thing you can possibly do but yes, during the day, it’s really funny because people say for a comedian you are such a serious person. It’s just that, no, I’m off work right now. I don’t always want to be doing jokes, I don’t always want to be on. I can’t always be doing quips. When it’s your job for a living you want to save it for the stage. You don’t see lawyers on their off hours reading paperwork for no reason. After you do it long enough ““ people get into comedy because they like to make people laugh ““ sort of have a need to entertain people and the need to make people laugh so if you’re not doing it on stage they don’t do it all the time. Everyone has their class clown, always making jokes, always on but when you start having 20 minutes, sometimes 40 minutes to an hour a night ““ that need to make people laugh, you get your fix, most of the time, thankfully. So I get it out of my system.

    CS: Where did you find your roots? For me, I’ve always been fascinated with comedians ““ one of the first albums I bought was Bob Goldthwait’s album as a kid and I’ve always admired of taking average, normal everyday things and warping the hell out of them. Who were your comedic measuring sticks growing up?

    CUMMINGS: My first ever was Paul Reiser. I found a book he wrote called “Couplehood” that he wrote in 89 or 90 and it’s kind of like what Mad About You was based on. It’s all about couples living together and the mundane goofy things that happen. Just like you said, it was about buttering bread in the morning, making coffee all of these little things and made these hysterical, brilliant commentary about the most mundane things and open it up to a hysterical world. The things we take for granted every day ““ you get up, take a shower, get in the car ““ all these things he had such interesting, funny observations. I was so fascinated ““ his sense of humor was so insane. Followed by George Carlin and big for me too was Bill Cosby. I used to watch his show religiously because so much of that was based on his stand up and then later ““ Dave Attell ““ he’s a legend now but he’s very edgy and then I got introduced to Lenny Bruce and then Bill Hicks and it was kind of over.

    CS: Oh yeah, Bill Hicks.

    CUMMINGS: People are changing the world of comedy. When I was in college I thought I’d change the world and be a journalist. Then I thought the ones that are really making a difference are the ones who do it with a sense of humor. Bill Hicks, George Carlin, those are the people who are making the most profound social commentary followed by Chris Rock, Bill Mahr, Jon Stewart. Humor is a way to endear people.

    CS: Now, I am going to ask you a yes or no question and please answer it immediately when I ask: Do prop comedians deserve to live?

    (Laughs)

    CUMMINGS: Yes. Yes, they do.

    (Laughs)

    I cannot live without prop comedians. I just think of my jokes as props. That’s my way out. The thing about prop comedians is that ““ Carrot Top makes more than all combined… So I want to get on that train of negativity but you have to respect someone making one hundred million dollars a year with a baton and a teddy bear and some toys.

    CS: Actually, I agree with you ““ I think at the end of the day I think the measuring stick is how much money ““ if he’s successful that’s great, it’s game on but why is there such a movement against people perceived as doing easy comedy?

    CUMMINGS: Are you kidding? No comedy is easy. No comedy is easy. And guess what, I have to come to his defense, prop comedy is harder than real comedy. Not only is he telling jokes, he is juggling fire, he’s doing a marathon exercise and telling jokes. He does a two hour show with pyrotechnics acrobatically, doing magic, it’s mindblowing, where I just have to sit up there and talk. At the end of the day, funny is a democracy. People are lining up and filling auditoriums and they are making millions and millions of dollars and entertaining people and people are laughing. Carrot Top is sold out every night. People have paid $100 a ticket to go be entertained by him so you can’t say he is not funny. At the end of the day that’s the statistic.

    CS: Seriously, I do not want to hijack your whole day so I want to be able to ask you one more question: With whatever kind of success that MADE OF HONOR gets, if indeed it does well and helps propel you forward in your career, what do you hope is the next step in your career progression?

    CUMMINGS: I would like a studio project but there are not very many good funny, funny roles for women and it’s sort of hard to find those and I would love to find a role like that. Really big movie directors are doing TV ““ like 30 Rock and Weeds ““ there’s some really good stuff on and I just want to be doing stuff that moves me and makes me laugh. I want it to be meaningful. Stand up is big for me ““ I’d like to do a half hour special.

    CS: Anything that might come about in the near future? Comedy Central loves doing those.

    CUMMINGS: Yeah, that’s the idea, so check back in a couple months.

    (Laughs)

  • Comics & Comics: Paper Cuts

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    Howdy inter-webbers. I’m Matt Cohen and I dig good comic books. I take pride in the fact that I don’t write negative reviews. And that is certainly not to say I enjoy every book I read. In fact, its usually quite the contrary. I just feel with all the “bitching” and moaning on the net about comics, I would create a little haven where we discuss what we LIKE rather then what we hate.

    I’m about to betray your trust.

    Every so often, something happens in comics that is too big for me to overlook. This week was one of those times. So this week I will be presenting you with a short dissertation entitled, “Countdown to that?”.

    Exciting… I know.

    Let’s do it to it Kinders… “COUNTDOWN TO THAT?”

    countdown_teaser_1_1024x768.jpgSo, honestly, what the hell? Fifty two issues later, what the freaking hell? Countdown will, in my opinion, go down as one of the biggest failures in comic history. I am almost more upset with myself for buying every issue and possible tie-in book than I am with the folks who are responsible for the comic… Almost. What started off as the followup to 52, a mediocre series in its own right, quickly became a beast all its own. The weekly title that you “had” to buy, and yet hated yourself for buying. And this is not to say it started off horrible – in fact, I really enjoyed the first fifteen or so issues of the title. Trickster and Piper were a perfect duo, and when their sideplot was in the swing of things it was one of my favorite things to read every week. Really clever and kinda touching sometimes. These two were truly an odd couple for the ages (Yes, Please).

    With minor pluses aside, the series plodded on each week, getting more random and confusing as the run continued. In the beginning, this was a pretty simple book to follow, with about five main characters and one central plot. The turning point for the worse, in my opinion, was the introduction of Karate Kid and his fellow legion members. Yes, I know the book had its hand in the pockets of all things cosmic, what with Darkseid being the main antagonist and all the side stories that took place in space, but the whole Karate Kid/Omac Disease angle seemed extremely tacked on and it completely changed the make-up and structure of the book for the worse. From this point on the book was unable to recover the modest success it had in the beginning, or any of the success that its greater, bigger brother 52 achieved.

    Jimmy Olsen Must Die, eh? At this point, I say go for it. Again, Jimmy suffers from what I’d like to call the Countdown Curse – starting strong and ending bizarrely, confusingly and, quite frankly, terribly. I was okay with Jimmy’s newfound powers; I even liked the way in which they manifested themselves (near death instances only). Ah, but the powers that be couldn’t leave a good thing alone. Jimmy had to be “The One” and, why not?, lets give him a bug-alien girlfriend. I understand Jimmy Olsen has gone pretty much unused for the last fifty or so years, but to bump him up to center stage like this seemed tacked on and cheap. And it wasn’t like the fans were clamoring for a newer, hipper Jimmy. I think DC tried to apply the Jason Todd/Bucky model to good old Jimmy Olsen, trying to use a fairly underused character, but unfortunately for them (and us), they failed pretty big. The last ten or so issues were awful. Flat out awful. Anti-climatic, confusing (as per usual) and the farthest thing from epic as possible. I’m not even sure what really happened in them. And, to tell you the truth, I’m not sure I really care.

    I hate that I hate Countdown so much. I really do. Paul Dini, besides being the creator of one of my favorite cartoons, also writes my current favorite monthly comic, Detective. So I know that he’s got the goods. I don’t know what went wrong in the creative offices of DC or where the blame lies. Or maybe I’m just overreacting and forgetting that comics, sometimes, are pretty crappy. All I know is this – I bought Countdown on blind faith. Trinity, DC’s next weekly offering, I will not be so trusting of.

    So, If you haven’t already, check out my friend and fellow columnist Brett Deacon’s summer movie blog for a great review on a film I got a chance to see the other day, Iron Man. As to not steal the thunder from Brett, I’ll just say a few words, and those words are – Awesome! Robert Downey, Jr. IS Tony Stark. The CGI is top-notch. It is as true to the comic as an adaptation can be. Favreu knocked this one WAY out of the park. I recommend everyone go see this film when it comes out. I doubt you’ll be disappointed. The most exciting Comic Book/Film franchise today.

    Well campers, tis all for now. Check back here next week. I’ll be around. Waiting… and hiding.

    Matt Cohen is currently playing GTA 4. Not comic related, but great nonetheless

  • Toy Box: Primeval!

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    Our fine friends across the pond get quite a few interesting shows on the BBC that we get to see only much later, or sometimes not at all. I was recently in the U.K., and noticed a number of interesting toys based on British shows, including Dr. Who of course (and if you were a Dr. Who fan, you would have wet your pants on seeing the number of toys on the shelf at Toys R Us), Sarah Jane Adventures and Robin Hood.

    One that really caught my eye was Primeval, a show I’d only heard about in passing. The toys caught my eye though, and I picked up the Connor Temple/Future Predator two pack. Other figures in the series that I noticed were Helen Cutter and Claudia Brown with three Agnurognathus, Professor Nick Carter and an Anomaly, and Abby Maitland with Rex and a Dodo bird. These are produced by Character Online, and retail for around 10 GBP.

    The show revolves around a team of scientists that investigate time anamolies, which allow people and creatures to travel both backward and forward in time. The show has been greenlit for a third season, but remember that British ‘seasons’ are much shorter than U.S. seasons. The first season of Primeval was just six episodes, the second was seven, and the third is planned for ten more.

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    Packaging – ***
    The two packs are in interestingly shaped clear plastic boxes, with cardboard inserts. The packaging is certainly eye catching, and very sturdy, able to withstand a lot of shelf wear. It’s a bit oversized though for the purpose, and annoying for the MIBers to store. There were also plenty of annoying twisty ties, and this is packaging that will be tossed as soon as the toy is open.

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    Sculpting – Temple **1/2; Predator ***
    The actor that plays Connor Temple, Andrew Lee-Potts, has some funky eyes, that’s to be sure. The sculptors on this line tried to capture that, but unfortunately ended up making him look a bit too…deformed. The eyes drop off at odd angles, partly due to the sculpt and partly due to the paint.

    The facial structure is a bit better, with a jawline that looks more like the actor and a general head shape that works for him. The hair lacks some of it’s personality though, and if this head weren’t on this body and in this package, I doubt most folks would recognize him.

    His body sculpt is decent, with a little detail work in the wrinkles and folds and reasonable hand sculpts. He stands great on his own, and is just under 5 1/2″ tall.

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    The Future Predator figure is an interesting creature design, but could use a little more detail work in the sculpt. There is more texturing here though than on Connor, with the skin given a bit more realistic appearance. The work on the small teeth and tongue is good for a mass market toy, and of the two, his sculpt appears to have been more considered.

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    He stands fine on his four feet, and it was even possible to get him to stand on his itty bitty back feet, although it wasn’t a pose he was going to hold for long. The claw-like front hands look terrific, and they managed to capture some of the danger and violence in his appearance.

    Paint – **1/2
    Neither of these figures has a paint job that stands out from the average mass market action figure, and poor Connor gets a bit of the ugly stick again when it comes to the work on his face. The paint does nothing to improve his weird, widely spaced eyes, and there’s a bit of slop around the hairline as well.

    The work on his body is much better though, although it is still fairly standard in style. The cut lines are good, and his silly diamond print sweater is very well done.

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    The Predator has a bit more of an attempt at paint detailing, but the attempt is not up to the current standards. The various skin colors are put on with a heavy hand, and don’t have the realistic appearance of something from a company like NECA or Mcfarlane. The large ‘dots’ of paint, wide bands, and haphazard style are all well below the current expectations even for a mass market line.

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    Articulation – ***
    This is where things get a bit odd. You see, both figures have a ton of articulation, but I’m not sure that much of it does you any good.

    Connor has a cut neck, cut shoulders, cut biceps, pin elbows, cut wrists, cut waist, T hips, cut thighs, and pin knees. The style of articulation reminds me of the recent DST work with the Stargate properties, but the joints here don’t have quite as wide a range of movement.

    The Predator has pin neck to allow forward and backward movement, but unfortunately it is extremely restricted. He (I’m assuming it’s a he) has ball jointed shoulders and hips, which are really pin/disc joints. These are the type with the pin goes into the torso to allow the joint to turn, and the disc allows for back and forth movement.

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    He also has a ball jointed torso, pin elbows and knees, wrists with both cut joints and a pin joint, and cut calf joints. With all those joints you’d expect better posability than you actually get though, due in large part to the general design of the character itself.

    Accessories – *1/2
    The two figures are almost all you get, with the exception of Connor’s man purse. This is sculpted from a softer rubber, and the sculpt is designed to form fit to the side of his body. It does look great on him, but I’m betting the show provides for plenty of other accessory opportunities.

    Fun Factor – ***
    While these might not be the best pop culture collectibles, they do pass as solid action figures for play. The articulation is a nice addition, and kids always love creepy looking monsters.

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    Value – **
    These cost 10 GBP, which in today’s market translates to about $20 U.S. Toys are much more expensive in the U.K., but you aren’t getting anything extra for this expense, making them a fairly weak value. I feel for both the collectors and the kids.

    Things to Watch Out For –
    Not much. When you’re picking them off the shelf you can check for the best paint ops, but that’s about it.

    Overall – **1/2
    The big plus here is the articulation, which was a nice surprise, but which isn’t as useful as I’d hoped. Still, they get some brownie points for trying.

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    The rest of the quality is very average, and some of it (like the head sculpt for Connor) is below average. For fans of the show, it’s nice to see that there’s something available, but if you’re looking for the ultimate in Primeval collectible, you’re going to have to wait a bit longer.

    Where to Buy –
    Obviously, I found these on the shelf at Toys R Us, but this TRU was in Cambridge, England. If you’re not in the U.K., you can still order them from Forbidden Planet, although I’m betting the shipping will be a bit much.

  • Comics in Context #222: San Diego By The Hudson

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    nycc.jpgThis is the year that the New York Comic Con, only in its third year, started feeling like the San Diego Comic Con to me.

    Part of the reason is its growth in size, stature, and popularity. Marvel editor in chief Joe Quesada told Wizard, “I think this show is very quickly becoming the number two show right behind San Diego, and I think given the space allocations, it could certainly grow to the size of San Diego”. I suspect he is quite right that the New York Comic Con is now the biggest comic convention to San Diego (in America, that is).

    Could it grow to San Diego size? The Javits Center, where the New York Con is held, doesn’t seem to me to have the same capacity as the mammoth San Diego Convention Center. The San Diego Con now notoriously attracts over 100,000 attendees; since the Convention Center can’t expand any further, that’s likely to be the maximum figure. Reed Exhibitions vice president Lance Fensterman who runs the convention, wrote that ” At least 64,000 people attended New York Comic Con this weekend. . . That’s an intense jump from 49,000 last year and it seems to say this crazy little party we call New York Comic Con continues to grow as fast as a speeding bullet”. That’s still huge, but, I can attest from being there, not overwhelmingly so.

    Moreover, even though this was the year that the New York Comic Con started having more than a few movie preview panels with their directors and, sometimes, one or more of their stars–Hellboy 2: The Golden Army, The Incredible Hulk, Will Eisner’s The Spirit, The X-Files: I Want to Believe and more– the New York Comic Con is still clearly, unmistakably dominated by comics. For example, the last two times I went to San Diego, its Artists Alley, where professional comics artists and writers have their own tables to show and sell their work, seemed small and out of the way, but the New York Comic Con’s Artists Alley has grown into quite an extensive area, bustling with activity.

    There were times when this year’s New York Comic Con resembled the dark side of San Diego. On Saturday afternoon when I entered the main floor, I quickly encountered gridlock in one aisle and I realized, just as in San Diego, that it was best to stay in the panel rooms when the crowds reach their height. On the other hand, the last time I was in San Diego, I was appalled at how, even in Sunday afternoon, the aisles were packed and the crowd moved at the speed of molasses. At this year’s New York Con, on the other hand, the main floor was well populated on Sunday, even as closing time drew near, yet I could still easily maneuver about.

    In short, the New York Comic Con seems to have evolved into a more manageable, user-friendly version of the San Diego Con: what the San Diego Con should be but, due to its extraordinary growth, no longer can. Since I live in New York, I don’t have the sense of adventure that comes from journeying three thousand miles and being away from my own bed for nearly a week. Then again, the New York Comic Con now provides such a satisfactorily complete Big Comic Con experience for me that at this point I don’t feel the need to make a cross-country trek to get my annual Big Comic Con fix. I’ll miss the palm trees and the outdoor jacuzzis, but that’s about it. (And if I move back to the family home near Boston, as is quite possible, I’ll get the sense of adventure back by traveling to New York every year for the convention.)

    If the New York Comic Con comes to rival San Diego in size and importance, Quesada told Wizard “that’s how it should be. We’ve needed a show like this in New York for many, many years because this is where the comics industry is. This is where it was born. And not just that. This is where the publishing industry is en masse. So all those things being in place, this is where the biggest show in the nation for our industry should be.” I agree with this, too, in part because I’m a longtime New Yorker, and in part because of my sense of history; New York is not only where the comics industry was born and is still centered, but it is also where the late Phil Seuling founded the first major comics convention back in the 1960s, as I shall discuss later.

    Another reason why this year’s New York Con felt like San Diego to me was personal. This year, not only was I to doing a signing at the convention–for The Marvel Travel Guide to New York City, from Simon and Schuster’s Pocket Books line–and reporting on the con for Publishers Weekly‘s online newsletter Comics Week, TwoMorrows’ Back Issue magazine, and this column–but, on the request of Danny Fingeroth, one of the Con’s consultant I was moderating three panels and recruiting guests for two of them. As a result I spent much of the two weeks preceding the Con working on the panels, e-mailing various potential panelists until I had assembled a quorum. For San Diego I have to make preparations, like getting airplane tickets and packing. This year I spent two weeks preparing for the New York Comic Con, and that makes it feel more like a major event.

    Back in the 1980s I used to take pride in the fact that I wasn’t officially sent to the San Diego Con by an employer, since this meant I was free to go to any panels I wanted to, or even to leave the Con at will and head out to the beach or to the zoo. Trips and hotel stays in San Diego also seemed less expensive then, and there was no need to reserve a hotel room months in advance; now I don’t go unless one of my publishers helps pick up the tab.

    Being committed to appearing on panels has its downside. If I had not been moderating two panels back to back on Friday evening at this year’s New York Con, I could have attended a reading by Neil Gaiman, a panel appearance by animation legend Ralph Bakshi. or all of the X-Files movie presentation by the show’s creator Chris Carter–all of which were being held at the same time. On the other hand, I really enjoyed listening to the stories that the comics veterans told on my panels, and wouldn’t want to have missed them. I also discovered that organizing and leading a good panel discussion, like arranging a noteworthy party, is like a work of art. Like a theatrical performance, it’s an ephemeral experience, witnessed only by those present, that leaves not a trace behind unless someone wrote a report about it. But a good panel discussion, among a group of people who may only interact this way on this one specific occasion, can be memorable. I take more pride in my active role in bringing such an experience about than I would in my freedom to passively watch other people’s panels.

    Yet another reason why this year’s New York Con deemed to me like San Diego was the fact that this year we had San Diego weather! The first two New York Comic Cons were held in February, and walking from Penn Station to the Javits Center, near the Hudson River, was like traversing an Arctic wind tunnel. We were lucky there wasn’t a blizzard on either weekend, a fate that has befallen New York’s smaller Big Apple Cons in the past.

    But this year Reed Exhibitions succeeded in securing Friday, April 18 through Sunday, April 20 for the convention. I consider mid-April to be the prettiest time of year in New York City. In the fall, New York City, for the most part, doesn’t get the brightly colored foliage you can see upstate or in New England, not even in Central Park: the leaves just turn dull orange or brown colors and die. (A notable exception is the forest in the New York Botanical Garden up in the Bronx, which practically glows with color in the fall.) But in mid-April trees burst into white blossoms–or even pink ones– for a week or so before the new green leaves fully emerge. This year’s New York Comic Con arrived in the midst of this brief period, amidst brilliant sunshine that was a welcome and long overdue relief after a particularly dank and dismal winter.

    Moreover, I’ve noticed over the years that around the time of my birthday (April 25), New York City gets a few days of summery weather in the low 70s before returning to more spring-like temperatures. But this year, the weekend of the convention was not only brightly sunny but also astonishingly warm (yes, perhaps due to global warming), up to 84 degrees on Saturday, but without noticeable humidity. It was San Diego weather, it was perfect, and it surely brightened everyone’s spirits. (Alas, Reed Exhibitions had to settle for February 6-8 for next year’s convention at the heavily booked Javits Center. They may have had no choice, but it seems like begging for a blizzard.)

    And people were dressing for summer as well. Indeed, walking to the Javits Center on Thursday morning, the day before the Con began, I passed by a woman wearing jogging shorts. That afternoon I saw another woman on the street carrying a popsicle. In the evening, riding on the subway, I watched a woman conversing with two male friends in suits, who were apparently all coming from a day at the office: she had removed her jacket, revealing deeply tanned shoulders and arms. Summer certainly is coming quickly this year, I thought.

    But those among us who appreciate the recent return of the 1960s-length miniskirt (another result, I suspect, of global warming and warmer weather) should be warned that its days are numbered. According to an April 24, 2008 article in The New York Times,”the fashion elect, that cabal of malnourished sibyls and self-styled followers of Cruella De Vil, [has] decided that the dress is dead, that what they like to call “the direction” for fall will turn women back, in a sense, toward men’s closets,” namely wearing trousers.” We must enjoy watching the resurgence of summer dresses while we still can.

    THURSDAY APRIL 17 10:30 AM

    For me the convention began on Thursday morning with the annual meeting of the Publishers Weekly‘s Comics Week team of editors and reporters at the Javits Center to determine who would be covering which panels and other events. Held in the press room, this meeting also gives us PWCW writers the chance to pick up our all-powerful press badges, which give us free entry to the convention.

    Like two years ago, I’m the first person to arrive. High above the main floor of the Javits Center hangs a video screen showing Pope Benedict celebrating Mass in a park in Washington DC. He’ll be in New York City this weekend, and as a (lapsed) Catholic I’d be tempted to go see him at Yankee Stadium. But I’m going to be so busy this weekend at the Con I won’t even remember to look up at the overhead screen. I haven’t lapsed from reading comics.

    THURSDAY APRIL 17 11 AM

    This may be the last time that the PWCW team gathers before a New York Comic Con. Its parent company, Reed Business Information (which also owns Reed Exhibitions) has announced it is selling its magazines, including Publishers Weekly. Who knows if the next owners will want to continue publishing Comics Week on the Web?

    Nonetheless, our circle of knights of comics journalism formed around a round table in the press room once again. Among them were such familiar faces as Douglas Wolk, who has broken into the Big Time, writing comics reviews for The New York Times Sunday Book Review, The New Republic, Slate and Salon, manga maven Kai-ming Cha, and our editors Calvin Reid and the Beat.

    Not for the first time, the Beat brought up my lengthy, detailed convention reports in “Comics in Context” and demanded, in bewilderment, “How do you remember all that?” Well, I do take notes on the panels I attend, but, yes, I do have a good memory. For example, it was during our round table meeting that for the first time I saw someone using an iPhone–namely, Laura Hudson, another PWCW writer, who is also senior editor at the magazine Comics Foundry. So, I thought, it is possible to write comics journalism and afford an iPhone. But how does she do it?

    When our meeting comes to a close, I see that another circle has formed at another round table in the room: the ComicMix team, who are also there to cover the con. One member of the circle, Martha Thomases, twice suggested we have a “rumble.” Rather than remain for the comics cognoscenti’s version of West Side Story, I headed back home to work on other business.

    THURSDAY APRIL 17 8 PM

    Then in the evening I traveled back into Manhattan to attend the presentation of the convention’s first New York Comics Legends award to–who else?–Stan Lee. In first announcing the award, the NYCC’s Lance Fensterman stated, “Each recipient will have made a major contribution to the advancement of comics, either through achievement in art or business; they will have made a significant contribution to the civic life in New York either through charity, education, public service or by advancing the image of New York City through direct involvement with New York.”

    Saying that Stan Lee has “made a major contribution” to comics even seems like an understatement; as I’ve written before, I don’t think that the present comics industry would exist without Stan Lee’s Marvel revolution of the 1960s.

    As for “direct involvement with New York,” though Lee has long been based in Los Angeles, he was born in New York City, went to school in New York City, and did his groundbreaking work in comics in New York City.

    And as for “advancing the image of New York City,” with the Marvel superhero comics of the 1960s, Lee broke away from the superhero genre tradition of setting series in fictional cities like Metropolis. Lee set most of the classic Marvel series in New York City, and it made sense that it was America’s greatest city, which figures so strongly in film, theater, novels and television, would also be the realm of America’s superheroes. The iconic aura of New York City and that of the Marvel superheroes reinforced each other, turning Marvel’s New York into a place that fused fantasy and reality, just as Stan Lee’s Marvel stories did. That’s the underlying point of my Marvel Travel Guide to New York City, which catalogues the real, fictional, and fictionalized sites of classic Marvel stories in New York City, as if the city simultaneously exists both in reality and in fiction. It’s no wonder that Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man movies showcase Marvel locations. In Raimi’s mind, it seems, and in my own, Marvel and New York City are inseparable.

    For all these reasons, Stan Lee is the perfect choice as recipient of the first New York Comics Legends award.

    The ceremony was held on the lowest level, where books are sold, in the Virgin Megastore in Times Square. It was also co-sponsored by Virgin Comics. None of this seems coincidental, since it was announced that same weekend that Stan Lee would be editing and overseeing a new line of superhero comics for Virgin and would be writing one of the series. Virgin founder Sir Richard Branson said in a press release, “Stan Lee is a cultural icon and we welcome him to his new home, Virgin Comics, for this bold new chapter in his great legacy.”

    Only 150 comics fans were allowed to attend this VIP event, for a staggering price tag of $350 each. But as a member of the press, I got in for free.

    And you can see it for free, too, on YouTube, in multiple parts, starting here. Or you can just keep reading, and I’ll give you the highlights.

    Appropriately, Spider-Man 3 was showing on video screens overhead. Young waiters and waitresses moved among the guests, serving such items as miniature cheeseburgers, and wearing red shirts with webbing patterns. Now there’s something the Metropolitan Museum of Art could add to “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy,” its forthcoming exhibition about how superhero costumes influence or parallel real-life contemporary fashion.

    Lance Fensterman opened the presentation ceremony and introduced the first of the three guests who, in turn, wiould introduce the guest of honor, Stan Lee. This was Peter David, writer of The Incredible Hulk, Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, and other series based in characters that Stan Lee co-created.

    “When you’re talking about Stan Lee,” Peter David began, “you have to divide it into two things: Stan Lee the writer and Stan the Man,” So first, David said, he would “focus on Stan the Man.” He warned us that this meant that at some point during his speech he “will be forced to do a Stan impression,” explaining that Stan was “the Ethel Merman of comics; everyone does a Stan Lee impression.” But how? “It’s easy. You just have to pretend you’re John Wayne doing Maxwell Smart.”

    David said that he first met Stan Lee when he was working as direct sales manager at Marvel. (This would have been in the 1980s, when Lee was already based in California and every so often visited the New York offices.) Or, rather, as David put it, he “met Stan for the first time five times,” since Lee has a notoriously poor memory. Finally, for the sixth time, David and Lee “ran into each other in the hallway.” But on this occasion, Lee greeted David by name: “Peter!” Even though he had yet to establish himself as a writer, David told us that he felt that at that moment “I had arrived in comic books” because “I had recognition from Stan Lee.”

    And recognition from Stan Lee has its practical benefits. David told us that he was at a party at the San Diego Comic Con “a few years ago” when “Stan saw me from across the room” and hailed him as “Peter David, the greatest writer in the comics industry.” David said that “within five minutes ten different people came over with business cards” to offer him work.

    Not only that, but David declared that “Stan Lee is responsible for my having a family.” Intrigued? So was I, and David soon went on to explain that “five years ago my marriage was falling apart” and he was engaged in a dispute over custody of his children. Both David and his estranged wife had to see a court-appointed psychiatrist. Each of them also needed to get letters of “personal recommendation.” David asked Stan Lee for such a letter, and Lee complied.

    When David subsequently went to his first meeting with the court-appointed psychiatrist, the psychiatrist exclaimed, “Stan Lee! How do you know Stan Lee?” So that’s what David started talking about in the court-mandated session.

    David later got “an angry call from my future ex-wife” who exclaimed, “You got a letter from Stan Lee!?” It turned out that in her own meeting with the “court-appointed psychiatrist,” “all he talked about was Stan Lee.”

    So, David’s “future ex-wife” complained in court that the process had been “corrupted” by her husband receiving a “character reference from Stan Lee,” whereupon, David said, the judge exclaimed, “You know Stan Lee!?”

    “A week later,” David concluded, “I got the kids.”

    As for Stan the Writer, David declared that “In talking about what Stan Lee has brought to comics, truth above all is his major contribution.

    “Let’s remember that before Stan was writing comics, the weaknesses and difficulties that heroes had were such easily relatable things as the color yellow, wood, fire [and] glowing green rocks.”

    (In case you need this explained, David was referring to the inability of the Silver Age Green Lantern’s power ring to affect yellow objects, the Golden Age Green Lantern’s similar problem with wood, the way the Martian Manhunter grows weak in the presence of fire, and, of course, Superman’s vulnerability to radioactive Green Kryptonite. David was really pointing to the fact that superheroes had one-dimensional characterizations until Stan Lee launched his Marvel revolution in the 1960s.)

    In contrast, David continued, “Stan gave us heroes with problems that we could relate to: sick relatives, girlfriend trouble, money trouble. He gave us a family of heroes that we could relate to. His superhero team was dysfunctional. He gave us a guy with major anger management problems”–meaning the Hulk–“before anyone had come up with the term “˜anger management.’”

    Perhaps because Lee was receiving the New York Comics Legends award, David then spoke of how Lee used the city itself in his groundbreaking comics work: “He gave us stories set in New York City. You want truth? It doesn’t get truer than New York City.” Stan Lee, David continued, didn’t set Marvel stories in “made-up places”: “not Smallville, not Metropolis, not Gotham City, not Los Angeles!”

    David turned more serious in stating that the “reason I came shlepping here” into the city tonight was “so I could have the opportunity” to introduce Stan Lee at this ceremony.

    At this point we heard Stan interrupt from one side, “The thing is, he’s funnier when he’s insulting me!” (Former Marvel editor Rob Tokar, standing near me, observed hat “Stan doesn’t need a mike!”)

    Well, perhaps Stan should be careful what he wishes for, because then Peter David began, as he put it, to “pay tribute to Stan’s memory.” David recalled serving as M. C. for a panel Lee did at a convention years ago. “Before this young man goes any farther,” Lee said on that panel, he declared that “he is the author of one of the greatest graphic novels ever!” David told us that he knew then that he was “screwed” because he hadn’t written any graphic novels yet. “Ladies and gentlemen,” Lee announced on that panel, “my friend, the author of Greenberg the Vampire!”

    Former Marvel editor Jim Salicrup said to me, “You’re one of the three people who got that.” Indeed. As Peter David proceeded to explain to the audience, it was J. M. DeMatteis who wrote Greenberg the Vampire.

    “Another Stan Lee tribute,” Peter David continued.

    “That’s enough!” loudly rejoined Stan Lee, to laughter from the audience.

    But David proceeded to tell us abut a time years ago in Los Angeles when Stan Lee asked him what he was doing with the Hulk, whose series David had recently begun writing. David told Lee that he reinstated the way that Bruce Banner only changed into the Hulk at nightfall. Stan was puzzled, but David explained that was the way the Hulk changed in the original stories, which Stan himself had written. Not only did Stan not remember this, but he even said, “I wonder why we changed that.”

    Next at the presentation, Virgin Comics CEO Sharad Devarajan hailed Stan Lee “as a creator, visionary, and storyteller.” Devarajan correctly observed that a culture “can be defined by a mythology” and pointed out that through his comics Stan Lee helped forge a “modern myth of today’s society.” Devarajan also spoke of his personal connection to Lee’s body of work: “As a child, the worlds and adventures Stan took me on made me believe in the greatness of mankind and the optimism of a better world.”

    The next speaker was Marvel editor in chief Joe Quesada, who told us that he’d get a phone call from Lee “every once in a blue moon.” Quesada then imitated Stan telling him he had “just read the last two- or three months of Marvel comics” and then asking Quesada, “What the fuck is wrong with you!?”

    Noting that Lee had co-created so many great characters–“One jewel after the next”–Quesada, with tongue in cheek, started listing some other, less famous characters of Stan’s who “could possibly be [in] the next big Spider-Man movie”: the Porcupine (Tales to Astonish #48, Oct. 1963), the Living Eraser (Tales to Astonish #49, Nov. 1963), the Infant Terrible (Fantastic Four #24, March 1964), the Kangaroo (Amazing Spider-Man #81, Feb. 1970), Sandu the Sorcerer (Journey into Mystery #91, April 1963), “my favorite” Googam, Son of Goom (Tales of Suspense #17, May 1961), the Carbon Copy Men (Journey into Mystery #90, March 1963) and the Asbestos Man (Strange Tales #111, Sept. 1963).

    But Quesada turned serious by saying that “Stan’s greatest creation is Stan Lee,” the public persona that Stanley Lieber devised for himself, “this P. T. Barnum, this Svengali.” Quesada concluded, “Thank you for being Stan Lee.”

    Then Lance Fensterman returned to tell us that “New York City is the birthplace of comics,’ and that “we stand on the shoulders of Stan Lee.” Noting that though Lee now lives in California, “he’s a New Yorker,” Fensterman said the Con thanked him “for making New York City the greatest comics town” by presenting him with the New York Comics Legends Award, “the very first ever in the history of the world.”

    Finally Stan Lee came up to the podium, amidst considerable applause, to demonstrate for us that public persona that Joe Quesada had just praised. In keeping with that character, Stan made light of himself, the award, and the occasion. “You want to hold that?” Stan began, handing the award to someone else.

    As if proving Peter David’s point, Lee asked the audience, “Did you ever have a day when you know you forgot something?” In his case, “I forgot to write a speech. Suddenly I’m stuck with a lonely mike” in front of “all these hostile eyes” (which, of course, were far from unfriendly). But Stan need not have worried, since he proceeded to improvise brilliantly, as usual.

    “I have to follow a man who made fun of Googam, Son of Goom!” Lee complained. Lee likewise lamented Quesada’s mockery of the Porcupine. “One of my greatest creations! I’m saving it for a movie.” Lee vowed, “I’ll never let Quesada talk about me again.”

    You may be wondering, what is the difference between Stanley Lieber and his “greatest creation” Stan Lee. Perhaps Lee was alluding to this when he told the audience, “See, the thing is, nobody really knows me. I like to think of myself as a really mysterious figure.”

    On the subject of honors, Lee told us that “they want me to put my fingers in cement.” Stan seemed to be conflating Grauman’s Chinese Theatre with the Hollywood Walk of Fame, since he then told us he was shocked to find out the “amount of money you have to pay to get this thing.” (Recipients of stars on the Walk of Fame do indeed have to pay for the honor.) Lee told us that therefore he “may have to give up the opportunity to be beside such celebrities as Benji and Doodles Weaver” since, he confessed to us, “I’m really a tightwad.”

    Turning to tonight’s award, Lee said, “I think I’m very grateful for whatever that was,” and worried that “I have to make some explanation to my wife: “˜You traveled 3000 miles for that?’” Perhaps still regretting not having prepared a speech, Lee told us, “I’m certainly grateful to all of you for coming here and expecting a much better show than you got.” Lee added, “Thanks for coming, wherever we are. Maybe next year we’ll have a valid reason” for getting together. But one could tell from the audience’s reactions that they were having a fine time just as it was.

    Characteristically, Lee took the opportunity to promote his new book, Election Daze, which, not coincidentally, was being sold at a counter nearby. This is a book of photographs of George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, John McCain, and other notable political figures, for which Lee wrote balloons “with, I hope, funny dialogue,” he told us. Stan asserted that he didn’t want us to buy the book for the money he’d make from it; he contended that he wanted us to buy it so we’ll read it and say, “Despite what everyone says, he really IS clever!” (Lee need not worry: I took a look through the book and it is indeed clever and funny.)

    Then Stan said, “Thanks a million! You’ve all been wonderful!” and the ceremony was done. He remained a while longer, moving through the crowd, being warmly greeted by enthusiastic fans.

    I remained even longer, listening enthralled as Stan’s brother, writer-artist Larry Lieber, regaled myself, Danny Fingeroth and Jim Salicrup, with stories, like how Stan took Larry to see Disney’s Pinocchio at Radio City Music Hall, and how Larry Lieber used to sit in the park, working on stories for Marvel, while old women stared at Percy Kilbride, the retired actor who played Pa Kettle in the movies, who would sit nearby.

    When I left, as the party finally broke up near 11 PM, I was handed not one but two Virgin Comics swag bags, including such goodies as a Virgin Comics T-shirt, and–hey! this looks interesting!–a new comic book reviving the classic British science fiction comics hero Dan Dare. So far I was having a fine time at this year’s New York Comic Con, and it hadn’t officially even begun yet!

    ADVERTISEMENTS FOR MYSELF

    You can read my reports for Publishers Weekly on the New York Comics Legend award ceremony, the Steve Gerber memorial at the New York Comic Con, and the Con’s panel about Frank Miller’s forthcoming Spirit movie in the latest edition of Comics Week. I will eventually be writing more extensive accounts of the latter two for “Comics in Context.”

    This year Saturday May 3 is “Free Comic Book Day,” when various comics companies make free special issues available at comic book stores around the country. This year TwoMorrows Publishing, which specializes in books and magazines about comics, is offering a free magazine called Comics Go Hollywood, which reprints my article from Michael Eury’s Back Issue from several years ago about the Joker, who is the villain in this year’s movie The Dark Knight. The article includes interviews with writers Denny O’Neil and Steve Englehart, and with artist Marshall Rogers, who passed away a short time after collaborating with Englehart on a Joker storyline once again (see “Comics in Context” #83, 84, 87, 88, 90, 93 and 104). Comics Go Hollywood also includes an article by Mike Manley of Draw! magazine about the storyboards for The New Frontier animated film, an interview with comics and TV writer Jeph Loeb by Danny Fingeroth of Write Now! magazine, an article by Alter Ego editor Roy Thomas about a screenplay he co-wrote for an unfilmed X-Men movie, and The Jack Kirby Collector‘s John Morrow’s gallery of Kirby art connected with movies and TV.

    LINKS IN THE AMAZON CHAIN

    You can order Stan Lee’s Election Daze: What Are They Really Saying? here for only $9.95.

    As I mentioned last time, in the late 1980s I co-wrote The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Master Edition, which was originally published as sets of pages to be assembled into looseleaf binders. Now Marvel is republishing the Master Edition as two paperback books, and you can find and order the second volume here. And yes, Amazon has fixed the credits on its site to include my name and Murray Ward’s as co-authors for both volumes. Thank you, Amazon!

    Copyright 2008 Peter Sanderson

  • TV Or Not TV: 4/28 – 5/4

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    After last week, all I can say is, “Wow.” (Good thing I took to writing, it’s brought out the exposition and eloquence in me.)I tend to gush over LOST (or I tend to be completely confused with the things that go on with the show).

    Last week’s episode of LOST, which if you missed you can still watch on line at ABC.COM, was just phenomenal. Usually I wouldn’t say something about a show that seemed to impact the ongoing story very little, but this episode was special. It was nail biting, it was tense, and it is the type of experience I like from LOST without having that aforementioned confusion or sense of bafflement. Benjamin Linus proved himself to be one of the small screens most formidable foes, most diabolical thinkers, and one of the best written villains. The approach the writers and producers of LOST have taken with this character is very simplistic, and in that simplicity he is creepier than all get out. When he speaks he does so clearly, concisely and he operates on a level of complexity that comes in waves instead of ripples every time we learn something new. Even the subtlety of his actions shows this, as he is playing his piano when he learns of an incoming attack. He springs from his piano bench and lifts the lid, revealing a shot gun, which he then hands over to someone else as they get ready for the attach. He’s the bad guy, he’s had a gun the whole time he’s been “captive” and no one knew it. EVIL!

    That being said, there isn’t much that I am actually looking forward to. By now you know my favorites so I tried to steer a little clear of those while compiling this week’s list. Enjoy.

    MONDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Not since the Star Wars Holiday Special has TV seen a night of television like what is on tonight’s Deal or No Deal. Darth Vader sits in for the banker, the girls with the cases are dressed up like Princess Leia on Jabba’s sand barge, and another part of my fond childhood memories are destroyed.

    CBS – 8:30 PM: Barney may have done the deed with Robin, and now he must face the music with Ted on How I Met Your Mother. This one may be legen-(wait for it)-dary.

    TUESDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: I know that each week I talk about what is happening on American Idol but how can I not when it just keeps getting better and better”¦ this week’s guest mentor is Neil Diamond. I call dibs on Sweet Caroline.

    AMC – 8:00 PM: Relive the joy original training sequence film with The Karate Kid. Relive the pain of the sequel right after with The Karate Kid Part II.

    WEDNESDAY

    CW – 8:00 PM: Nothing says ratings like a number 1 hit in Belgium and Norway. Tonight watch as women embarrass themselves for a farmer that looks more like an underwear model on Farmer Wants a Wife.

    HIST – 9:00 PM: Tonight on MonsterQuest they review the eyewitness reports of a hair man-beast called “dogman.” They went looking for a Ware-wolf, this is the best they could come up with.

    THURSDAY

    CW – 8:00 PM: It’s a Wonderful Life tonight when Clark thinks the world would be better if he had never landed in Smallville. Jor-El plays Clarence as I yawn at an obvious last minute lazy script submission.

    FUSE – 8:00 PM: If you haven’t seen The Big Lebowski I highly recommend you do. It really ties the room together.

    ABC – 10:00 PM: Tonight on LOST Jack has appendicitis. Since we’ve already seen him off the Island I’m dying to know how this causes tension. I also don’t know how they can possibly top last week.

    FRIDAY

    USA – 8:00 PM: You know how I know you’re”¦ oh never mind, just watch The 40 Year Old Virgin and then show me your instincts.

    MTV – 9:00 PM: A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila“¦ MySpacers, I blame you for this.

    SATURDAY

    THE N – 3:00 PM: Get your fill of Canadian teen drama with a Degrassi: The Next Generation marathon.

    TLC – 9:00 PM: Turn back time and get all shook up as a Cher impersonator and an Elvis impersonator are Trading Spaces.

    TNT – 10:00 PM: There’s something in the water and it is JAWS. No line in movie history has had more comedy and fear delivered with it than, “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

    SUNDAY

    E! – 8:00 PM: See if you can keep up for three hours with Keeping Up With the Kardashians

    CBS – 9:00 PM: It’s a two hour Dexter season finale tonight. Find out who the Ice Truck Killer is in this Clash of the Sociopathic Titans.

    Will Wilkins is not The Ice Truck Killer.

  • Trailer Park: HAMLET is back once more. This time with lightsabers.

    By Christopher Stipp

    Archives? Right Here…And The Way Way Back Archives Are Here

    I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    I just can’t be everywhere at once.

    Where once I was able to review and track the goings-on in the latest and greatest in DVD and theatrical releases I’ve found that there are people out there with much more experienced, and entertaining, voices than mine. One of those voices is Ray Schillaci and it’s someone who many have heard but not many have been exposed to.

    He happens to live in Phoenix, this insufferable, hellishly hot backwater that is steeped in thievery and meth, with me and I’ve come to know him through various works he’s produced. Further, he was just as excited as I was to catch some of the films at this year’s Phoenix Film Festival and was able to see a few more interesting films than I did.

    Oddly, or not oddly, Ray loves to write. Seriously, the mo-fo is just prolific when it comes to the written word and when I asked him to share his thoughts with the 4 people who read this column on a semi-regular basis homeboy really took the project seriously and, bless his heart, he actually came through in a big way. So, I hope you enjoy the voice that is Ray as he cuts right into the one film I savagely trashed the trailer of, LARS AND THE REAL GIRL, and gives a review of WHAT WE DO IS SECRET.

    But, before you discover the golden magic that is Raymond I have to implore every one of you to seek out the HAMLET 2 red band trailer and understand that my new summer obsession is this film. There’s so much afoot that I am positive it cannot disappoint. Watch for yourself and let me know if you agree below in the comments.

    RIGHTEOUS KILL (2008)

    Director: Jon Avnet
    Cast: Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Carla Gugino, 50 Cent, Donnie Wahlberg
    Release:
    September 12, 2008
    Synopsis: A pair of veteran New York City police detectives are on the trail of a vigilante serial killer. After 30 years as partners in the pressure cooker environment of the NYPD, highly decorated Detectives David Fisk and Thomas Cowan should be ready for retirement, but aren’t. Before they can hang up their badges, they are called in to investigate the murder of a notorious pimp, which appears to have ties to a case they solved years before. Like the original murder, the victim is a suspected criminal whose body is found accompanied by a four line poem justifying the killing. When additional crimes take place, it becomes clear the detectives are looking for a serial killer, one who targets criminals that have fallen through the cracks of the judicial system. His mission is to do what the cops can’t do on their own–take the culprits off the streets for good. The similarities between the recent killings and their earlier case raise a nagging question: Did they put the wrong man behind bars?

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    Prognosis: So Negative I’m Thinking Of Creating An Entire Sub-Category To Classify It. Is this movie supposed to be coming out in 1986?

    From the sound of the synthesizer beating its little heart out I can’t help but think that this film’s promo team was unearthed after their work for I COME IN PEACE and allowed to do their work on this one. Further, I can’t believe it, I am absolutely blown away it, that some person was allowed to write the words “TWO SCREEN LEGENDS” all by themselves on the screen. I am flabbergasted. It’s distracting if nothing else but you know what, I like the unslickness of it. Someone really wanted to keep things loose and, to be honest, I am glad this doesn’t have the stiffness that would have otherwise been the case if any other marketing team was in charge of this campaign. This teaser is the epitome of when Eddie Murphy’s Clarence character in COMING TO AMERICA comments on the stylings of Mr. Randy Watson’s Sexual Chocolate version of “Greatest Love of All” when he says, after his buddy says it was good, that it was really good and terrible. Sums it up perfectly.

    That said I enjoy the De Niro voiceover. He’s got silky pipes when he’s not goofing around and if he ever was given enough money to read the bible I might actually pay whatever it cost to hear his dulcet tones rant about Job or the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

    I have no idea what’s happening on the screen, this teaser really doesn’t want to give up any context, but De Niro’s musings about what it means to be a cop is just enough information that his unloading of what looks like an MP-5 at the shooting range coupled with Al Pacino’s appearance as another cop in this film is enough for me to take the bait.

    Cue Nine Inch Nails.

    It’s a nice music bed as we get Carla Gugino taking a drag of a cigarette and looking all sorts of warm and glossy (yum) and then we get this Dramamine inducing series of quick shots that really reinforce the good and terrible. I can’t believe someone would allow this to go out into the world as you can’t focus on anything. It’s disjointed in ways that are irreparable and I have no fucking clue if De Niro or Pacino are supposed to be good cops or bad cops.

    I can tell you, though, that Fiddy Cent is up in this piece, and that does not help to ballast my opinion just in case you were wondering where I stand on rappers who turn to film in their attempts to “branch out”, but it’s De Niro’s “Most people respect the badge”¦Everyone respects the gun” that pulls me back down off my high horse and engages me once more.

    And, to add to that, De Niro is explosively tight when he smiles to a guy (why include context, right? We haven’t needed it this far”¦) trying to leave a courtroom and slips under his breath that this guy should watch his back. Bobby is the only one who can make me believe, however brief, that this is actually happening. It’s downright spooky but it helps to make me think that this could be something worth noting about this character. He could be an avenger for all things dirty but I am happy that this little moment gives me a reason why I should pay to see this film and not think this is some kind of 15 MINUTES retread.

    HAMLET 2 (2008)

    Director: Andrew Fleming
    Cast: Steve Coogan, Catherine Keener, David Arquette, Elizabeth Shue
    Release:
    August 29, 2008
    Synopsis: A world premiere at ““ and the comedy smash of ““ the 2008 Sundance Film Festival. In the irreverent comedy, a failed actor-turned-worse-high-school-drama teacher (Steve Coogan) rallies his Tucson, AZ students as he conceives and stages a politically incorrect musical sequel to Shakespeare’s Hamlet.

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    Prognosis: One Of The Best Trailers This Year. I’ve never laughed with as much gusto as I did watching this trailer.

    After my 3rd collegiate course in Shakespeare, they were all done willingly as I had a real mad-on for how he (and possibly Christopher Marlowe, depending on which historians or literary scholars you want to listen to) was able to craft poetic and lyrical dramas, comedies and tragedies in such a tight time frame. There was a lot to appreciate and learn about the guy behind the world’s greatest plays. I appreciate, as well, the marriage between using Shakespeare as a backdrop with starting a trailer with a herpes advertisement.

    Seriously, does anyone else get skeeved out as much as I do when one of these idiots start talking about their junk and how since their pubes aren’t scabbing that they’re good to pump and dump with their lady friends? It was all I could do to keep from laughing when Steve Coogan plays out the very same goofiness that these pervs on my television do with a straight face. Further, I’m not annoyed in the slightest by Voice Over Guy letting me know he’s a down on his luck actor in need of some kind of validation. Teaching seems like the default choice and, as it’s explained to us, when he’s not good at that either (the wayward trash can hitting one of the kids in the melon is priceless) the wheels come off in all sorts of ways.

    “Mango ice tea is my kryptonite!”

    No bullshit, the giggles keep coming when his students spike his fruity drink at an after school function. I’m not one to really enjoy the cheap and easy laugh but this is done so well that I was welling up with good belly laughs as Steve explains to his class, the day after, about the dangers of acid and then asks for the whereabouts of his pants.

    We veer, once more, into well-trodden territory with the “event” kind of plot device, i.e. the kids need to raise X amount of dollars to save the children’s hospital or some guys need to win the big game in order to keep one of their grandparents safe from a machete wielding maniac who will slit their throat if they don’t come through, but the movie looks like it’s going to take its Bigfoot and run roughshod over the whole deal.

    Coogan having to come up with the most brilliant play in his life is not only funny in itself, because he seems to be such an incompetent fuck up, but his writers block, culminating in the outright cursing of his cat, is priceless.

    Notching things up further, as well, is when this film just throttles it and Coogan’s desperation becomes the basis for the most absurd and greatest play of all time. Having Jesus and Hamlet sharing the same space, through the use of a convenient time machine, and the employ of a gay chorus who a cappella “Maniac” is something that needs to be experienced.

    “You have Satan French kissing the president of the United States!”

    I know it couldn’t get any weird but it does. Having a musical number “Rock Me Sexy Jesus” seems like an aberration but it’s all good when a fellow cast member lets it be known they’re going to hell for this play. He’s right on that account.

    Toss in a light saber battle and a wicked awesome display of comedic relief from Elizabeth Shue as herself and you’ve got yourself a movie that you should not only be anticipating but getting excited in its debut come August.

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    Welcome to the Wide World of Ray

    Bio.

    I hate introductions. Never been comfortable with them. But it’s a necessary evil to get ahead and take one from point A to B. Frankly, I’d like to lay it out and just be done with it. I hate writing about myself, but eventually I end up saying far too much and not sure when to put a stop to it. So, with much consternation, I’ll set forth and tell you I’m Ray Schillaci a professed film enthusiasts whose wife thinks he’s downright obsessive. She insists I love film more than her, our kids and dog. Not true, I love that dog!

    I have over 25 years experience in the motion picture and television industry. The last five years I shared duties running one of the major unions in Hollywood. I was one of the directors of FTAC (Film Television Action Committee) discouraging runaway film and television production during the exodus to Canada. I was picked as one of the speakers of the largest rally in Hollywood history. Unfortunately, I went after a famous Latino actor (who will remain nameless) who completely went off the subject with a rant and rave that left many confused. It was up to me to bring it back down to earth.

    That was tough, but it must have gone well since I was asked to join a chosen few that would not only hold court with Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa but also go to Sacramento and join the group on the steps of the capitol. Once there we were invited in to address the growing problem of the outsourcing of Hollywood. Which if you ask me, was already too little too late since America was outsourcing itself long before it ever affected Hollywood. The only difference being is that the Hollywood workers had survived depressions, recessions, and countless strikes. They never thought anybody would think of outsourcing them. Suddenly they had a real threat on their hands with the tax incentives Canada, Budapest and so many others were offering.

    Sorry, don’t mean to digress. I tend to do that when it comes to Hollywood’s politics. Getting back on the subject of me; while continuing to work my way up in the industry I so desperately had an obsession/love for I played the comedy circuit for a brief three years working along side Arsenio Hall, Louie Anderson and Jenny Jones to name a few. God, the stories I have!

    The same could be said of all the antics I witnessed on the Universal lot. The most notorious being a prominent director, up for manslaughter charges due to a tragic mishap on his set. He decided to have fun one day just before the trial by taking a machine gun filled with blanks and shooting it at an oncoming tram full of tourists. There are so many fond memories, meeting Rob Bottin (special effects whiz kid) while preparing for The Thing and being one of the chosen few that was allowed on the closed set. Nailing rubber fetuses all over the lot during the filming of the TV mini-series Brave New World. Working with and inspiring a young cinematographer to shoot the moon and develop his own piece of madness on a shoestring budget creating a minor cult sensation in the late 80’s, Surf Nazi’s Must Die! I apologize to the public for that one.

    After quitting comedy, I decided to put all my efforts into writing. My first script, a coming-of-age horror flick, nabbed me my first agent. But it was all for naught. The three scripts I had written over three years were shopped but never picked up. Later, elements or whole scenes were lifted and placed into other films but I had no legal recourse in the end. I left my agent and continued to write with a great deal of help from my mentor, a old Roger Corman protégée. He had produced a documentary from a very popular book in the 70’s, Future Shock. He was a high profile executive at Fox at one time. And, had worked with a variety of talent from Coppola to Cameron.

    He was always hard on me but insisted I had great vision and my writing continued to improve as the years went on. My favorite recollection of our mutual interest is the day he asked my opinion on some up-and-coming writers who had a script he was thinking of producing. After reading it I was blown away, it read like a late 80’s version of “In the Heat of the Night” but far grittier. I was fortunate to sit down with the two wunderkinds, whose looks were deceiving. I remember the one guy distinctly with his work shirt out; cut-off shorts and scraggly beard that made him look like a hick. It was hard to imagine that this was one of the guys responsible for such a powerful script ““ Billy Bob Thorton. My mentor spent years trying to get it produced but lost the rights and the film was eventually made as “One False Move”. Unfortunately the media jumped on a bandwagon heralding the bravery of a new black director when his pacing and vision were weak compared to the script I read.

    One of many lessons I would eventually learn. No matter how good the script is the producer, director or studio execs may find a way to fuck it up. Probably my favorite example was when I was turned on to “Alien Nation” written by James Cameron. It rocked from beginning to end. I told everybody how great that movie was going to be. Then it came out and my validity went out the door. I was shocked ““ how can anybody ruin something that good. Over the years, I’ve seen how.

    I continued to write undaunted. I had several meetings at Universal over a couple of very different scripts that were admired by some readers and disdained by others. It didn’t bother me after I was able to see some reader’s reports on other more prominent writers. Half the time the description of the story was not accurate. It was if these people just glanced over the work and came up with any reason to turn it down. After all if you recommended a project it could easily be your ass if it did not do well in the end.

    I had a project at Fox that was held captive for four grueling months because the producer (not my mentor) was holding it as ransom, along with a couple of other projects, until their contract was renewed. The bottom eventually fell out once the negotiations were settled and the Gulf War broke out. An action/adventure of mine was in development hell three years ago while I was V.P. of Marketing and Sales for Fortitude Studios.

    I recently finished my latest script about the fantasy of reality TV. A combination hate letter to the industry and love letter to humanity. It’s currently making the rounds with a few independent hands. I also just finished as one of the presenters at the 8th Annual Phoenix Film Festival. Talk about being in one’s element. My tastes vary and I appreciate commercial as well as independent film. My only beef is boredom, retreads and a story that has nothing to say. Life’s too short not to be entertained.

    LARS AND THE REAL GIRL (Available on DVD right now)

    Not a False Note in Real Girl

    I can only imagine how Lars and the Real Girl would have failed in different hands. Any one of our favorite screen funny men could have easily launched it into sublime orbit or underplayed to yawning effect. And, the same could be said for some other major directors as well. The viewers can be thankful that this complex yet simple touching story was handled with a fine balance, as was Ryan Gosling’s portrayal as Lars.

    Lars is a young man with a sad life who is socially dysfunctional. But no one has bothered to help this man-child out of his shell. He winces at the very thought of being touched, especially by women. Nobody in the small northern town knows why Lars is the way he is, but they accept him as a harmless soul. That is till the day he raises eyebrows by introducing his new ladylove Bianca that he ordered on the Internet.

    In most circles Bianca would be considered the ultimate sex doll. She looks and feels life-like, and anatomically correct to boot. But Lars has only the purest intentions for his possible mail-order bride. He goes as far as to ask his brother and sister-in-law if they will take her in while she’s visiting him. Lars would never suggest that she stay in the same house as him. His invention becomes the one non-threatening woman in his life. Until family and friends step carefully and thoughtfully into his world and make Bianca one of the most popular people in town.

    The story is reminiscent of the movie Harvey, where Jimmy Stewart befriends an imaginary six-foot rabbit. But Lar’s goes beyond its whimsical predecessor, touching on various emotions while treading on dangerous ground. Let’s face it; a fluffy six-foot bunny is far more accepting than a life-size sex doll. The movie does elicit its share of uncomfortable laughs but does not go after the grotesque or raunchy, which have permeated the comedies of late.

    Gosling’s performance is beautifully subtle with all the nuances that a great actor of his kind can share. I could not help but notice that he reminds me so much of the comedian/actor Andy Kaufman sans the psychotic antics. It’s a stellar turn that sets the pace to the picture as a whole.

    Along with Gosling is a supporting cast that wins your heart with every fateful turn. Kelli Garner as the one girl who takes an interest in Lars from the very beginning is awkwardly charming. She has your heart break simultaneously with Gosling’s performance. Emily Mortimer and Paul Schneider also bring much pathos to the table with a nuance to their roles that merely add so much to this wonderful story that is funny, tragic and eventually up-lifting. Who would think that a sex doll would bring so much warmth and passion beyond the dark confines of one’s private bedroom?

    WHAT WE DO IS SECRET

    Filmmaker Friendly Festival

    I had the fortunate chance to be part of the 8th Annual Phoenix Film Festival. Both filmmakers and fans joined together to view an array of talent spread out over seven days. There was a wonderful sense of camaraderie that permeated lending tremendous support in a competitive arena. And, why not, these are after all independents banding together over one goal ““ to be seen and recognized.

    Unfortunately, I did not have enough hours in my days to witness all of the ambitious work that was screened before the public. There were a multitude of films both features and shorts that elicited a gamut of emotions. Not all of them good, mind you.

    There was the handful that makes one’s head shake in wonder, how did this ever get financed. The answer is; persistence, a belief and blindness that overrides bad decisions, making the whole process a crapshoot creating you-know-what in the end. The amazing part ““ some of that crap had good talent and will get a distribution deal over films with an unknown cast and a great story. The whole process is frustrating when you listen to what the filmmakers put themselves through. But it can all be worth it when one is able to put out a gem of an original work, as did Rodger Grossman, producer/director/co-writer of What We Do is Secret.

    As per the title, the same could be said for the film itself if one is not opened to the Punk Rock movement of the 70’s. I will admit I had little interest. I nearly waved it off as a minor Sid & Nancy. But Grossman manages to engage us in the first ten minutes with characters that are as engrossing (but perhaps not as likeable) as the ones we witnessed and dearly loved in The Commitments. Not to mention that Shane West as Darby Crash gives a performance that is so fine-tuned it’s hard to believe he did not live in that era.

    The story at first glance may not sound like much; a seminal and pioneering punk rock band, The Germs with their lead singer and self-destructive profit, Darby Crash, explode into the L.A. punk rock scene with fervor like no other. Darby has a five-year plan to be a legendary hero and top it off with suicide. The Germs pack houses but also end up eclipsing their music with their antics that get them banned from every club in L.A. There lies the quandary; you’ve established your notoriety with both music and showmanship but you have nowhere to go to display it.

    The story continues to fascinate as the group convinces a new record producer to be his premier band and end up with a glowing review from Rolling Stone. Darby continues to push the envelope with personal and band relationships, and even abandons the band at one point to visit England and dig even further into the punk rock scene with drastic results. The eventual reuniting is eclectic to say the least. One may think, where do you go from here? Unfortunately, Darby’s answer was infamy or at least that’s what he thought. He ended up being eclipsed by one of the most tragic losses in music history, leaving Darby as a mere blip on the rock radar.

    At the heart of this film is a love of story. A tragedy told with wit, humor, and all the drama of youth itself. The performances like the story are raw and ripe with emotion. Anybody that likes music or fell in love with movies like Rebel Without a Cause owes it to treat him or herself to this ode of youth seeking the holy grail of fame. It’s a film bigger than life and deserves to be seen on the big screen displaying all of its power.

  • TV Or Not TV: 4/21 – 4/27

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    Behold! The return of the comedy, drama and mystery is upon us!

    Yes, fellow sofa surfers, this week has more shows returning then any week prior. TV is in full effect right now and we can relish in it, even though it will flicker out sooner than later.

    If you read last week’s column than you know that I laid pretty hard into My Name is Earl. I have to say that I am very happy to say that last week there was no sitcom seen in Earl’s head and there was a return to the quirkiness that the show originally started with. I hope it is a trend that they keep up this week.

    Since we will only be enjoying five to six episodes of each returning show before they are gone again, I thought this week I would feature a great show that’s first two seasons is available on DVD. Weeds is an original show from Showtime that is entertaining, funny, hip and scary. The premise is simple: Nancy Botwin is a young widow and mother of two (Mary Louise Parker) has to make ends meet after her husband dies suddenly of a heart attack. Because her husband did not leave her financially set she lives the great American dream and begins peddling the marijuana (thought I’d say it the way my Grandmother always did) to the people in her suburban community. Everyone on this show turns in a great performance, and I’m especially fond of Kevin Nealon who is an accountant/City Councilman/doper and John Kirk who plays the slacker brother-in-law of Nancy. If you don’t mind drugs in your humor then pick up the first two seasons, with the third to be released this summer and the fourth season due to premier on Showtime this June.

    Dramedy fans will be happy to know that Ugly Betty, Grey’s Anatomy and LOST are returning this week on ABC, Gossip Girl, Reaper and Supernatural return on the CW, and Moonlight is back on CBS (although I don’t know why on that last one). No matter what your taste is there is definitely a little something for everyone.

    That being said, let’s get to it.

    MONDAY

    CW ““ 8:00 PM: As mentioned above, Gossip Girl is back. I haven’t watchd this show but I hear it is good trash.

    CBS ““ 8:30 PM: Stunt Casting Alert!We get another glimpse of Robin Sparkles this week on How I Met Your Mother as old boy friend from Canada James Van Der Beek comes to town for a visit. Oh, Dawson, what’s this all aboot?

    CBS ““ 9:00 PM: TV listings for tonight’s episode of Two and a Half Men lists that “Alan fears that Charlie’s womanizing is getting out of control.” After five seasons have the writers forgotten the premise of the show?!?

    TUESDAY

    FOX ““ 8:00 PM: American Idol‘s finalists will be getting coached this week by Andrew Lloyd Weber. C’mon, really now? The guy who brought us Starlight Express?

    NBC ““ 8:30 PM: Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley makes me both happy and sad to see. The infamous Chip N Dale Audition”¦ the joy”¦ the pain.

    CW ““ 9:00 PM: Turns out the gay demons next door on Reaper are going to try to use Sam to get at the Devil. Just when you think you can trust a demon”¦

    WEDNESDAY

    ABC ““ 8:00 PM: On Wife Swap a woman is so sick of city living she shelters her children from the modern media. The perfect way to shelter from the media? Put “˜em on a reality show!

    NBC ““ 9:00 PM: Jessie L. Martin’s swan song occurs on tonight’s Law & Order.

    THURSDAY

    NBC ““ 9:30 PM: Tonight on Scrubs Elliot and Carla go to the board to convince them not to let go of Dr. Kelso and Kelso reflects on his time at the hospital. I’m sensing a clip show.

    ABC ““ 9:00 PM: Grey’s Anatomy is back and just about every woman in my life will probably be watching it.

    ABC ““ 10:00 PM: LOST is back and Camp Locke is under attack. Gunshots, explosions and confusion guaranteed!

    FRIDAY

    CBS ““9:00 PM: The return of Forever Kni“¦ er”¦ I mean Moonlight has the lead character temporarily changing from vampire to normal guy. Every time this happens someone gets busy is all I’m sayin.

    COMEDY CENTRAL ““ 9:30 PM: The Emmy Award winning episode of Futurama airs tonight, Roswell That Ends Well. Enjoy.

    SATURDAY

    I’m sorry, I looked and I looked but there isn’t a damn thing that I can recommend without feeling guilty. Enjoy this day with your family, go see a movie, or just go look out at the stars in the night sky. Because I am, however, contractually obligated to provide recommendations for each day, remember I warned you.

    TBS – 8:00 PM: Learn to live and love with Mathew McConaughey and Jennifer Lopez in this touching tale of infidelity in The Wedding Planner.

    OXYGEN – 8:00 PM: Bump and grind your night away with Jessica Alba in Honey.

    SUNDAY

    CBS ““ 8:00 PM: I feel like the finale is coming early tonight for Big Brother 9. One person is chosen as the winner, and if you have been watching this entire season I think that makes us all the losers.

    ABC ““ 9:00 PM: Dirt, dirt and more dirt on Desperate Housewives! Katherine and Bree go into business together, Mike finds out what really happened the night he was nearly killed by a car and Lynette tries to deny her feelings for another man. Yes, I watch the show.

    CBS ““ 10:00 PM: One of the most important episodes of Dexter‘s first season is on CBS tonight. A gory crime scene finally shows us how someone becomes what Dexter is. I can’t wait to see how this is handled on network television!

    Will Wilkins never inhaled while watching Weeds.

  • Comics & Comics: Living Room Hilarity

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    Howdy Inter-Webbers. I’m Matt Cohen. And I dig watching stuff at home.

    Sure, going to the movies is great, but there is nothing better then kicking back on the couch, popping open some soda, grabbing some pizza, and watching some good old fashioned comedy (Soda and Beer can be substituted to your own relaxation preferences). This week, I take a look at some of your best options for said “Chillaxation”, whether it be on DVD or on the Boob Tube. So grab my hand, close your eyes, make a wish, and get ready to laugh.

    Juno: I was fortunate enough to see this film when it was released in theaters, so this review will be more of an “At second glance” type deal. Juno is an extremely (sometimes a little too) smart and pretty damn funny little film. It was also the movie-that-could this year, so I’m sure you’ve either seen it or at least are familiar with it and its star, Ellen Page. Page turns in a fantastic performance. She has just the right tone and semi-acerbic nature to deliver first time screenwriter (and former exotic dancer) Diablo Cody’s words.

    The film, directed by legacy fillmaker Jason Reitman, comes in at 96 minutes, which upon second viewing I was surprised about. In 96 minutes, this film manages to do quite a lot – an impressive feat for a debut screenwriting gig, and though Reitman deserves credit as well, Cody really did a bang up job on the text side, allowing this movie to really take on a feel of its own. Sure, some of the dialogue – particularly Juno’s – is a bit unrealistic, as critics have noted, but films are fantasy and escape; and personally, I’m cool with people saying “Honest to Blog” or using “Phuket Thailand!” as a way to show emotion. Yes it’s quirky and maybe a tad too cute, but it totally works for the film and Page and the rest of the cast deliver great readings on all the “outlandish” snippets of dialogue. The film still maintains a sense of realism despite the sometime strange speech, due largely in part to the commitment the actors have in selling in.Speaking of the rest of the cast, everyone involved does a great job, from the always awkward Michael Cera as Juno’s baby daddy, to J.K Simmons (J.J.J. anyone?) as a dad that any kid would want to have. Even Jennifer Garner, whom I’m usually not a fan of, manages to score with her role as a neurotic but sad suburban housewife to Jason Batemans’s rocker husband.

    I’ve gotta be honest and admit I have not seen Reitman’s debut film Thank You For Smoking, but I’ve heard great things about it, and if Juno is any indication of a future, Reitman is in a for a long run as one of Hollywood’s most honest and refreshing young directors.Visually, the look of the film is warm and cozy, with colors that pop in a way that’s reminiscent of Wes Anderson movies. The production design is fantastic, particularly the bedrooms of Juno and her best friend Lea, which really looked like a teenage room – providing yet another layer of realism, which is something I always notice in films if lacking. As far as the jokes go, it’s not really a punchline type movie. Most of the laughs are due to the dialogue that Cody has whipped up, and the ones that really succeed are due to the actor’s reading of them. Some of these lines, in lesser hands (or mouths, if you will) would sound pretty damn ridiculous, but rarely does that happen in Juno. Though this isn’t a typical “comedy” it certainly is filled with laughs and you get to see an intelligent, heart felt, endearing and original film while you’re at it. I got the Blu-Ray edition which comes with a digital copy for laptop/ipod etc, which is a nice feature as well, allowing me to not be locked into my PS3/living room to watch the film. All in all, a wonderful movie that I would recommend to anyone who’s ever been a teenager (Which is like 75 percent of everyone, right?). Definitely worth your valuable – or not so valuable – time.

    Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Season One: Oh boy, where to begin. First off, let me say that I enjoy this show. Sometimes a lot. It consistently makes me laugh, and that is important in a comedy (and water is wet, etc.). So, right off the bat, I dig the program. But man, oh man, this may be the most bizarre and irreverent sketch comedy show in the history of television. Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim got their small screen debut with the Bob Odenkirk-produced cartoon Tom Goes to the Mayor, which aired on Adult Swim and which I was a big fan of. Think of Awesome Show as a live action sequel to Tom, and you may have an idea what the viewer is in store for during these 12 insane and insanely funny minutes. Tim and Eric list their influences as Andy Kaufman and Monty Python, but I think they tend to favor the former a bit more. Some sketches are literally just them making funny faces at the camera, or singing strange nonsensical and kinda creepy songs while wearing even stranger and creepier makeup. The format works well for the boys though, as each sketch runs at most about 2-3 minutes. With that timeframe it almost doesn’t matter if a sketch doesn’t work, because a brand new one is always coming.

    The show often takes the format of a public access TV channel, which is a great breeding ground for some memorable characters (Wayne and Jan). The wards of Odenkirk also manage to bring together a very impressive group of guest stars, including John C. Reilly (in my favorite recurring sketch on the show, Brule’s Rule’s), Jeff Goldblum, Michael Cera, Zach Galinfinkas and, of course, the man behind the men, Mr. Show‘s (and, in my opinion, one of the funniest human beings of all time) Bob Odenkirk. Some of the sketches miss, and some are downright too strange to be considered traditionally funny, but there is definitely something working well for the show, as season 3 is about to premiere and the content has not slipped in level of quality. Tim and Eric are also about to embark on a nationwide tour which will bring their brand of crazyness to a town near you. Many people are not aware of the show, either do to its late airtime or the fact that it is a live action program on a cartoon network (one of the first) so this DVD release is a chance for the comedy masses to see what the future of sketch comedy may look like. It looks like two dudes having a lot of fun, and making us laugh while their at it. It looks damn good.

    TV Report: It’s kind of strange that television has so many respective season starts, seemingly one every few months, and April was no different. Many shows premiered during sweeps week, some new, some old but all trying to spark with viewers in the competitive post strike environment. NBC rolled out its two sitcom heavy hitters with season premieres of 30 Rock and The Office, and though neither program offered anything spectacular, both shows seem to be back on their feet and churning out sorely missed funnies on network TV

    30 Rock: The premiere episode of 30 Rock found the entire office under suspicion when someone makes negative comments about Jack to a reporter. The episode is kind of silly, and the framing of it a bit cliched, but the interstitial Milf Island (hosted by Human Giant’s Rob Huebel) clips are pretty damn hilarious. “We no longer want to hit that. Now get off Milf-Island!!!). I am also starting to realize that something must be weird with the shooting schedule of the show, because Jane Krakowksi and Tracy Morgan disappear for episodes on end, as both were absent this week, save for a cameo by Morgan. Regardless, still one of the top three funniest shows on the air today and it looks like it promises to be another funny season.

    The Office: I love it when they take this show out of the office, and by that I mean move the characters outside of the actual Dunder Mifflin building. It also makes for something extra and this first episode of the season proved that formula correct once again. This week, Michael invites (forces) Jim and Pam to attend a dinner party in their honor, thrown at Michael’s house by his girlfriend and former boss, Jan. It’s a Michael-centric episode which may upset some fans who have waited months for the show to return, only to get an episode with about a tenth of the total cast. Despite that, it still “brought the funny”, particularly once Jan gets some drinks in her and busts out some of her favorite “Music”. I can’t believe at one point I wanted nothing to do with this show, as I was one of those British version purists, but Greg Daniels and company have managed to create a show all its own, which – in the long run, though a different beast then its UK counterpart – is often time just as or even funnier.

    Sadly, that’s all for this time, but remember gang – Same Matt place… Same Matt channel.And, as always, “Keep em’ bagged and boarded”

    Matt Cohen am no currently no tired! Matt Cohen am not wanting to take nap!

  • Trailer Park: A Sackful Of Random

    By Christopher Stipp

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    I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    Yeah, so, the column will have nothing to do with the title. Even I can’t be quippy 24/7 unlike those who get paid to come up with “teh” awesome teasers. I will say, though, that there was a couple of things that I wanted to cover this week before tossing out a trailer review.

    First, go check out the ScreenGeeks Radio Podcast. I listen to many Podcasts during my week (This Week in Tech, MacBreak Weekly, Sound Opinions, On The Media and scads of others) but there is only one that is consistently excellent about covering what’s happening in the realm of film from a fan’s perspective. They’re not snarky, they’re not out to prove how much more they know than you (I’m looking at you Elvis Mitchell. Seriously, stop with the focus on how slow and how smooth you can make your voice sound as you bob and weave through an interview) and it’s always worth your time. I’ve been on the show a couple of times and I implore you to check out their latest (Plus I’m on it. Yahtzee…). If there was a blue collar award for hardest working Podcast this would be it.

    Second, weeks back I gave a shout out to Red Princess Blues, an animated short starring the voice talent of Paula Garces from HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE. I was informed that you can now check out the entire 7 minute short on-line right here. Usually I wouldn’t bring this kind of small nugget to the surface but the man behind the lens, Alex Ferrari, also mentioned that the film will be playing at the Cannes International Film Festival this year. I’ve covered a few of his comings and goings in this column so it’s absolutely worthy to give some extra attention and props for getting along in his career so nicely.

    Third, I went to the Phoenix Film Festival last week and of all the movies which were screened I enjoyed a little film called SON OF RAMBOW the greatest. It’s hard to describe a film like this to someone who might be the right kind of person to see it but I can tell you what it isn’t: art house, inaccessible, difficult, highfalutin, pretentious or slow. I’ll be running a review soon enough as I get close to interviewing the film’s writer/director but I cannot express my hope that this film is on everyone else’s radar as we head into summer. While I can’t yet write at length about what made this movie so special I can say that the film’s 3rd act is deliciously handled in a way that only a robot could not watch without feeling something tug on the heart.

    Fourth, Randy Pausch. Since I seem to be the only one reading my own musings I thought I would bring up this not so completely unrelated piece of entertainment information. I watched that Diane Sawyer ABC News special on Randy Pausch’s “Last Lecture” phenomenon. As this special unfurled towards its end, making this one of the reasons why those who eschew television and even the Internet deserving of our contempt, if you were really paying attention, the message that Randy has and the utter astonishment that a man in his position hasn’t let his malady completely cripple his spirit takes a backseat to his grip on humanity. I’ve seen countless stories of people who have overcome adversity in their lives and been in the hot seat with some vapid talk show host asking the same kinds of questions but to watch Randy talk about what it’s like to be staring down death, knowing full well it’s going to win, was enough for me to carve a little space in the world to tell you that looking into his book that was released this week would be a very good thing.


    WHERE IN THE WORLD IS OSAMA BIN LADEN? (2008)

    Director: Morgan Spurlock
    Cast: Morgan Spurlock
    Release:
    April 18, 2008
    Synopsis: If Morgan Spurlock has learned anything from over 30 years of movie-watching, it’s that if the world needs saving, it’s best done by one lone man willing to face danger head on to take it down, action hero style. So, with no military experience, knowledge or expertise, he sets off to do what the CIA, FBI and countless bounty hunters have failed to do: find the world’s most wanted man. Why take on such a seemingly impossible mission? Simple-he wants to make the world safe for his soon to be born child. But before he finds Osama bin Laden, he first needs to learn where he came from, what makes him tick, and most importantly, what exactly created bin Laden to begin with..

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    Prognosis: Negative. Let me start by saying that I absolutely want to see this film.

    I say film because a lot has been made of the genre of documentaries that have been churned out, like SICKO and Spurlock’s SUPER SIZE ME, that mix in a little of the theatrical and exaggerated in order to tell their stories. Moore’s grandstanding on a boat with a bullhorn, Spurlock’s obvious extrapolation that if you eat shit for a month that you will feel like shit, all points to the kind of storytelling that blurs the line between absolute truth and the liberties we would all take if we had to write college term papers on health care and fast food, respectively.

    I say all this because the beginning of this trailer is absolutely theatrical in how it presents its theory about wanting to find Osama Bin Laden. We’ve got the heady voiceover guy talking in all sorts of dramatic tone, Stonehenge, the Dead Sea Scrolls, Egyptian hieroglyphs, things you would associate with being part of history’s greatest accomplishments. Then you have Spurlock acting like a gimp by bellowing “Yoo-hoo”¦Osamaaaa” into some wayward cave.

    Am I the only one who would think twice about respecting this guy’s objectivity about the subject matter at hand?

    I get it, it’s supposed to be amusing. His even better point that telling us he’s watched a whole lot of action movies and that the world’s problems can be solved by one guy is an excellent way of getting me to believe that this is going to be an honest documentary.

    I’m not really sure what Reality Based Protection has to do with going into pretty scary places, as he says, but I know the hours I spend watching FRONTLINE on PBS in particular about the continuing conflict inside of Pakistan of extremely dangerous proportions being reported by some white guy never becomes part of the conversation. Aside from that, the comment about Spurlock wanting to know how to say “Don’t take me, take my cameraman” is a lovely bonus as well. I wish I could be just as ignorant as the people this is being pitched to and think it’s all really funny but I can’t muster enough ignorance to find the sequence of great comedy.

    The next part of the trailer where we see our esteemed documentarian in traditional Middle Eastern garb, in an attempt to show us how he’s going to find Osama, by walking up to street folk and just asking, He does the same as he heads into Morocco and who knows where else as he attempts to find this most elusive of fugitives.

    I will say that the moment where Spurlock tracks down Osama’s uncle where we are given hardly anything worth watching regarding this meeting between the two of them; this is where you would possibly garner some interest from me but it’s obvious that absurdity is where things are going with this ad campaign.

    This was made all too clear as he’s asking some young woman about some hand moisturizer, indulges her for a moment, and then unloads with the “Do you know where I can find Osama?” I’m not sure if this is the way to go about pitching this documentary but it certainly disappoints me.

  • Toy Box: It’s Biggie, baby, and he’s an exclusive!

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    Born Christopher Wallace, Notorious B.I.G. was perhaps better known as Biggie Smalls. Loved by some and hated by others, the exceptional rapper’s life was cut short in 1997, the anniversary just one month ago. Mezco Toyz is producing a collectible figure based on Biggie, and for the upcoming New York Comic Con, have produced 2000 variant figures, with Biggie wearing a yellow shirt, right out of the Juicy video.

    Mezco NYCC exclusive Biggie Smalls figure

    New York Comic Con is this weekend, April 18th – 20th. You can pick up this Biggie variant there from Mezco for $30, or through their own website.

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    Packaging – ***
    Mezco went with a basic black and white box, with nice clean lines. Biggie is silhoutted against the white background. The packaging is collector friendly, and will certainly store easily for the MIBers, but there’s no way to see the figure inside before buying it.

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    Sculpting – ***1/2
    This figure is done in Mezco’s usual ‘stylized’ format. What this generally means is that the figure has a bit of a caricature style, where the more prominent features of the figure are exaggerated for effect.

    That has been certainly done with Biggie’s body, following a designer vinyl style. The over sized hands and feet, and somewhat cartoon body works well in that format, and this figure follows that standard pretty well.

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    There are some small detail additions though, like the ring on his finger. But generally speaking, the body is much like the usual designer vinyl figure.

    The head sculpt is less of a caricature style than usual, however, at least to my eye. They captured the look of the man quite well, and while they exaggerated his features a bit, they still kept him in a more realistic look than usual. The use of texturing on the hair, skin and lips helps of course, something that’s not as present on the body work. I’m quite impressed with the head sculpt, and I think most fans will be too.

    Paint – ***1/2
    The paint work on the face is extremely well done, giving the slightly cartoony appearance a greater touch of realism. The slight variance between the lip color and skin color, the proper use of matte finishes on the skin with some slight gloss on the eyes and lips, and other techniques come together to give him a very lifelike appearance for the designer vinyl world.

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    The work on the body is largely well done, with consistent colors and clean lines. There’s a few rough edges here and there, and some very minor bleed can be found if you look hard enough, but for the most part it’s a very clean, specialty market paint job.

    Articulation – ***
    He’s not super articulated, but if you’re used to the world of designer vinyl, then he probably has more articulation than you’re used to.

    He has a ball jointed neck, as well as ball jointed shoulders with articulation on both sides of the joint. These are hollow vinyl figures of course, which means that these ball joints aren’t quite as useful as the kind seen in hard solid plastic figures, but they still work surprisingly well.

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    He also has cut wrists, waist, hips and cut joints at the top of the boots. He isn’t going to be taking any extreme poses, but the style of figure doesn’t allow for that anyway.

    Accessories – ***
    He comes with three main accessories – a wireless microphone, towel and sunglasses.

    The sunglasses are scaled well, but they do ride a little high on his nose. They have some nicely painted small details as well.

    The microphone is pretty much what you’d expect, and it fits fine in his sculpted left hand.

    I’m also counting his bling as an accessory. The large metal chain and pendant look terrific, and the chain is real metal. It fits over his head easily of course, but there is a bit of a kink in mine that I can’t quite get out. Fortunately, it can be pretty easily hidden.

    Finally, the towel works well either in a hand or over his shoulder, and is scaled particularly well. That’s one thing that Mezco seems to do really well – scale clothing and soft goods in the 8 – 9″ scale.

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    Outfiit – ***1/2
    While the outfit isn’t extreme, what’s here is very well done, particularly considering the scale.

    There are three main pieces of clothing – his shorts, t-shirt and his tank shirt. All are nicely tailored, fitting him quite well and not appearing too thick or silly looking. The shirt is done in yellow for the exclusive version.

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    Fun Factor – **1/2
    This isn’t a toy designed for kids, but rather for fans of the big man. He’ll look great on your desk or in your cube, and he has enough articulation to allow you to get some very different looks from the poses.

    Value – **
    The run size on this figure is 2000, which is pretty common for a convention exclusive. The $30 price tag is a bit of a step up from some previous year’s (in terms of exclusive prices), but the rise is not too unexpected. The simple exclusivity of items like this tends to drive up the price a bit.

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    Things to Watch Out For –
    I’d take some care with the microphone, since it’s a tight fit in the hand and could rub off the paint. Otherwise, you should be good to go.

    Overall – ***1/2
    Fans of the rapper should be very happy with this version. Mezco reports that even his mom approved of the look of this figure, and I can see why. They did a nice job translating the real person into this style, backing off a little on the caricaturishness but still remaining true to the designer vinyl style. The marriage of rap with this style of collectible makes complete sense, and Mezco has been successful with other rap stars in this format. While this exclusive is only a shirt color change, it’s still one that Biggie fans will want to check out, even if they pick up the regular version.

    Where to Buy –
    As I said, the number one spot is at NYCC this weekend. If you can’t make it, you can pick it up through Mezco’s own store at their site.