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  • TV Or Not TV: 11/17 – 11/23

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    Welcome to TV or Not TV: The week before Thanksgiving edition.

    Before turkey day comes, however, we’ll be seeing two of the Sunday night shows on HBO signing off for the season.

    The first show that will be having its season finale this week will be Entourage. I’ve always enjoyed Entourage, even though the last two seasons have proven extremely unbalanced. Last season we saw actor Vincent Chase hot off of Aquaman success seemingly implode over his dream project of Medellín. This season we see the consequences of Medellín on his career and his attempts to recover it.

    This season started off good and seemed to really have the potential to be a step in the right direction. These last three episodes of the season, however, have almost undone for me any good feelings I had about the season. In many ways it feels like the writers really don’t know what direction to take the show any more and they are just throwing anything they can at us to try to give us a compelling reason to watch. I don’t know how it could but I really hope this week’s season finale reverses that. It has to give us some hope since the show will be back for its sixth season in the summer of 2009.

    The second show that will be ending its stellar first season will be True Blood. I tuned in for the premiere of this show and it moved so slow for me that I wrote it off for the next four weeks. During that time the buzz started and I came back (thanks to the OnDemand feature of cable) and was able to correct my mistaken abandon.

    If you don’t know about True Blood it would be a little tough to summarize. Imagine a world (based on the Sookie Stackhouse books written by Charlaine Harris) where vampires due exist and they have “come out of the coffin” and made their existence known (thanks to the invention of a synthetic blood product that the show takes its name from). The show itself takes place in the small (and fictional) Louisiana town of Bon Temps and centers around telepathic waitress Sookie Stackhouse. Sookie falls for vampire Bill Compton, which brings the normal and paranormal worlds together and gives us the vehicle for this series.

    With an amazing cast of characters, a season wide serial murderer mystery sub-plot, and an interesting take on drug addiction (and the drug source) the show is powerful, compelling and entertaining. Each hour of the show (except the season premiere) comes off perfectly paced and balanced and gives us just enough information to want more. If you have OnDemand and a subscription to HBO I strongly encourage you to work your way through this amazing show. If not than I am sure the inevitable DVD release of Season 1 will be here before Season 2, which HBO has already given a green light.

    Now that we’ve talked about two shows that are going away let’s talk about all of the shows that will be here this week.

    MONDAY

    CBS ““ 8:30 PM: Didn’t get enough of Jamie-Lynn Sigler on last night’s episode of Entourage? Tune in to How I Met Your Mother for more as she plays a party monster that keeps Robin busy.

    FOX ““ 9:00 PM: Sorry, but I just have to call BS on Prison Break. Last week we see an emotional T-Bag getting all soft over the death of former CO Brad Bellick. This week his soft streak continues. This is almost as bad as Heroes trying to redeem Sylar.

    CBS ““ 9:30 PM: The day before the wedding Fred Willard plays Sam‘s dad on Worst Week. Finally a reason to watch this show again!

    TUESDAY

    NBC ““ 8:00 PM: Jerry Rice and Steve Young show up on The Biggest Loser: Families to put the players through NFL style workouts. I swear I’ve had nightmares about this EXACT same thing.

    CBS ““ 9:00 PM: Patrick stages a séance to prove a supposed psychic is a fake while looking incredibly smug on The Mentalist.

    FOX ““ 9:00 PM: A man on Fringe is so convinced he is being attacked by butterflies (you read that right) that he leaps from a window to escape them (seriously, butterflies?).

    WEDNESDAY

    NBC ““ 8:00 PM: Not since Sonny & Cher or Donnie & Marie have we seen a really good variety show. Rosie O’Donell hopes to change that tonight with Rosie Live! Good luck Ro, I’m rooting for you.

    ABC ““ 8:00 PM: If you didn’t get enough of Fred Willard on Worst Week than you can get a second helping of him on tonight’s Pushing Daisies. Personally I’m just hoping for more Stephen Root who showed up on the last episode and has three more episodes to go.

    THURSDAY

    CW ““ 8:00 PM: Tonight’s episode of Smallville is the last you will see until January and we get a look at Doomsday. I’m sure there will be cliffhangers galore. Too bad the CW will just retread this seasons previous episodes until 2009 instead of giving us Reaper sooner.

    NBC ““ 9:00 PM: Toby returns tonight on The Office and may be getting framed for a mess left in the microwave.

    FOOD ““ 9:00 PM: Find out new things to do after next week’s big feast on Dear Food Network: Thanksgiving Left Overs.

    NBC ““ 9:30 PM: Two words are all I will give you to entice you to watch 30 Rock this week: Steve Martin.

    FRIDAY

    TOON ““ 9:00 PM: Way to know your fans Lucas! Tonight on Star Wars: The Clone Wars that whacky Jar Jar Binks is mistaken for a Jedi. Um”¦ yeah, I’ll tune right in. Just wait for 11:00 PM to tune into the Clerks cartoon episode instead.

    TOON ““ 9:00 PM: When it comes to holiday specials Larry the Cable Guy’s Star-Studded Christmas Extravaganza will git ‘er done (sorry, I had to).

    SATURDAY

    FOOD ““ 7:00 PM: With Turkey Day around the corner you can start to get ready with tonight’s offerings on Food Network. Come off like you worked all day in the kitchen with help from Sandra Lee’s Semi-Homemade Thanksgiving. Next steal some great ideas from All Star Thanksgiving Recipes and watch other people do all the work with the big Thanksgiving meal face off on Iron Chef America.

    CMT ““ 8:00 PM: Sometimes the programming really does live up to the theme of the network. Enjoy Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling followed by the season finale of My Big Redneck Wedding and topped off by Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders: Making the Team. Makes me want to get into my boxers and grab a beer just typing it!

    TOON ““ 9:00 PM: Even though it was extremely sanitized for its original DVD release I still really enjoyed Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker.

    SUNDAY

    AMC ““ 3:00 PM: I’m not sure anyone can handle this much Balboa in one sitting. Take in Rocky I through V and if you make it from III on you are stronger than the Italian Stallion himself.

    FOX ““ 8:00 PM: In a way to try to spark interest after a year and a half absence (as well as see what the ratings are like after) the folks behind 24 bring us the 2 hour movie 24: Redemption. You won’t need to see this to know what is going on when the show comes back in January, but it can’t hurt.

    ABC ““ 8:00 PM: Although host Jimmy Kimmel might be reason enough to get me to tune in to the 2008 American Music Awards I give you six words people: New Kids on the Block performs! Let’s see if they still, in fact, have the right stuff (while late 80’s teens hang their head in embarrassment over their former obsessions).

    BBCA ““ 8:00 PM: I can’t find a funnier title for a show this week than Sugar Mummies, where the hour is spent examining the effects on family and lives of younger men falling in love with drastically older women. Yes, I know, the title is just a translation kind of thing but man it makes me laugh.

    Will Wilkins has turkey and stuffing on the brain.

  • Trailer Park: Kaori Momoi

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    By Christopher Stipp

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    Apart from the fact that it’s simply an awesomely constructed film that blends the traditional with the very modern SUKIYAKI WESTERN DJANGO will leave you wanting. For some, the movie was a jarring blend of styles but, for me, there wasn’t a better film that dared to be bold in its execution and was different not for the sake of it but for what it could be if it was.

    Of all the highlights in the movie, however, wasn’t Takashi Miike’s curious choices for locales or the way he decided to twist language but it was in the performance of Japanese film star Kaori Momoi that caught me unaware. It’s not to say that the rest of the cast doesn’t do well enough on their own but seeing Kaori in this film shows you the kind of respect this woman commands.

    Those who need a quick primer of why Kaori is so compelling all you need to know is that in her career she worked with Akira Kurosawa, is a two time Japanese Academy Award winner, and pursues a life in, “producing, directing, screenwriting, and design in addition to her acting.” And, she’s released some 15 albums. She’s a real renaissance woman. Needless to say, when the opportunity presented itself to interview her there was no way I could pass it up.

    Needless to say one of the peculiar things about this interview is that this is the first one I’ve ever done through a translator. Kaori’s English is quite good but there was still the language barrier to contend with. However, her jubilant spirit would not daunt her ability to answer the questions I tossed her way.

    SUKIYAKI WESTERN DJANGO is now out on DVD.

    CHRISTOPHER STIPP: First I would like to thank you for taking time for me. I just want to ask you a few questions but want to start off by saying it’s a pleasure and an honor to be able to talk to you.

    TRANSLATOR: Please ask any questions.

    CS: Thank you. I know that Takashi Miike has made a film that has blended some various genres together ““ the American Western and Japanese Samurai. How did you respond initially to being asked to be in this picture?

    KAORI MOMOI: Now, I can speak a little bit English.

    I have to say that I love Miike. I love to work with Miiki very much because he is a genius and a genius director, and a crazy artist, and fun person. He looks like a youngster but he is a very nice person and a shy boy. He always experiments everywhere. I love to work with him. This movie is Japanese history. This is not just a Western movie. This is Heike Western. I love the sound of Heike Western. I love that. Maybe it’s my accent. What do you think?

    CS: As an actress, can you expound, or talk about how you approached the material in a way that could feel authentic, yet in the vein that Miike was going for?

    MOMOI: Well, I have never been in an action movie before. I am old enough. I was a ballerina. I wanted to play an action role and felt this was the last chance for me to do so.

    CS: You say you’ve never been in an action movie, how was it to actually see what eventually made it up onto the screen?

    MOMOI: I just say too heavy for my body.

    (Laughs)

    It was too cold. It was so scary like a bungie jump ““ I hate that.

    Laugh.

    CS: You mean it wasn’t fun?

    MOMOI: Yes! I enjoy it very much. It was fun, but it was scary.

    CS: I would definitely like to know your thoughts on the idea that many inside Hollywood like to take ideas and the riches of others like Japanese cinema, overtly, STAR WARS being influenced by THE HIDDEN FORTRESS being one example. In your years being in the film industry do you see a difference between how American’s like to see their films presented to them as opposed to, let’s say, the Japanese audience likes to have theirs presented to them?

    MOMOI: I do like to make films. Filmmakers make Japanese old movies ““ I don’t like it. We have to experiment. We have to have new directors to make new movies as an artist. Originality is very important, I think.

    CS: You’ve mentioned in other interviews about wanting to get work in some Hollywood productions. As an older woman in a market that loves it’s young talent, does going after jobs still thrill you as an older woman as it did when you were a younger one?

    MOMOI: I don’t feel so much different because I look young.

    (Laughs)

    Nobody knows about me in LA or USA or other countries other than Japan. As an actress, as a woman, no one knows how old I am. That’s good for me as an actress. I think actress has to be new. That’s good for me.

    CS: Speaking about your career, in other interviews I’ve read with you, it’s your energy to be relevant and to experiment with different ventures really exceeds anyone I’ve ever read about. Where does that motivation and that hopefulness and look-forwardness come from?


    MOMOI:
    I’m so hyper and vocal. If you have power you have to smoke and drink lots of wine. That helps you.

    CS: You’ve challenged directors that you’ve worked with. How have directors responded to the idea that your job is not only to interpret the script but to add your own thoughts about the movie making process?

    MOMOI: Dialog is in English. I can’t speak English, somebody said. English is good for me. I can speak English dialogue. I was like a young girl in a conversation with Miike. I didn’t do anything. I was just loving him. The movie was so special for me. Some directors are not so great, and sometimes I have to kick them, and I will push them away and I will get the job as the director.

    (Laughs)

    CS: You got the chance to work with Akira Kurosawa. He’s revered here in America by those who really love film. How do you look back on the time that you got to spend with him?

    MOMOI: He is a great person. We Japanese are very proud of him. He is a great director now too. I want to work with him more and more. He was a big person for me. I worked with him on Kagemushma. He was a big person in the studio and every person was scared of him. I called him and said, “How are you today and what do you want?” I want to make him more relaxed. I asked him, “What do you want, my body or something?” Every morning I took him and made him feel not so lonely. One day he called me. It was his birthday. He said, “If you have the time, let’s have lunch.” Then I went to the restaurant and we had lunch ““ that was a memory. That’s all.

    CS: I know my time is short so I’ll ask one more question. You have done this movie with Takashi Miike, where do you see yourself going from here?

    MOMOI: I think I have to speak English more. Because I want the world to know more about Japanese movies and Japanese actress. Any Asian can speak English well. We have to speak English now. I want to speak English dialogue and I will get another country’s movie and I will live in Los Angeles some time and for my English. I will then give me the job!

  • Comics & Comics: Green-Ray

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    Howdy Inter-webbers, I’m Matt Cohen, and I dig The Incredible Hulk

    In a year (and summer season) that may very well go down as having the best comic book movie slate ever, one film has really grown on me. While Dark Knight is brooding and cinemtacally triumphant, and Iron Man is slick and hip and a great origin story, the movie I find myself re-watching the most (and will most likely continue to do so) is Louis Leterrier’s “clinic on fun”, The Incredible Hulk (Hellboy 2 not included in said math… It’s HB. Gonna trump ALL others in my mind).

    I am happy to report that the DVD/Blu-Ray release of the film not only packs in more features than most DVDs in general, but the overall enthusiasm of the filmmakers make the disc one that bumps into my all-time favorite home releases. Some might’ve thought that, due to the film’s “underwhelming” performance box office, we may get that standard “embarrassed-no frills” DVD release, but it couldn’t be less the case. But before I go flapping my jaws, let’s take a look at the disc(s). I will be reviewing the special edition Blu-Ray version, but most if not all features crossover to the standard (But get a Blu-Ray already!!!!).

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    THE FLICK: Though I may be repeating myself a bit here (My original review of the film), this movie is pure, unadulterated fun. Look, it’s not going to win any awards, or change the way people see films, but damn it if Leterrier and Co. didn’t make a balls-to-the-wall blast of a good time. THIS is what super hero films should be, in my not so humble opinion. Yes, Dark Knight is powerful and moving and all that good stuff, but at the end of the day it’s not fun. Fun – a simple concept some seem to overlook these days, especially relating to comic book movies. Everyone wants reality and truth and grit, and I’m in the back row going “What happened to the fun?”. Hulk happened. It sadly seems like we will not get a sequel, but at least this film exists for our repeat viewing pleasure. Look, there are more challenging, deeper films out there, but when it comes to pure pulp entertainment, The Incredible Hulk does and will continue to do it for me.

    THE COMMENTARY: I was extremely surprised (and truthfully disappointed) to find that Edward Norton is nowhere on this DVD (more to follow), and the commentary is no exception. So no Norton, no star, no Banner… What do we get? Director extraordinaire Louis Leterrier and Mr. Orange himself, Tim Roth. So, a Frenchman and a Brit doing commentary on one of America’s most beloved fictional characters. And… they nail it! The zest for the process and the respect that both men have for the source material shines through in every sentence of this, a very in depth and passionate look at a film that is “Much more then it needed to be”. Leterrier has got himself a new fan (already was on the Roth tip).

    THE EXTRAS:

    Alternate Opening: Pretty damn great, if you ask me. Yes, the filmmakers (and most likely the studio) have a point that it tips its hat to a pretty dark direction and would set a dreary mood off the bat, but in terms of being evocative and staying true to the nature of the comic (the more recent years of the comic, as least), it works. Everyone has by now heard of the “Captain America Cameo” but folks, I’ve got a big HDTV and I freeze-framed this sucker 30 times. I see nothing. Maybe a dark blur. (EDITOR’S NOTE: I saw it. So there.) This scene definitely deserves to be seen and enjoyed by all.

    The Making of Incredible: Not surprisingly, another nice little feature to round out this great release. Here we have your standard behind the scenes doc… nothing special. What makes it truly worth watching though is (and not surprisingly if you’ve been reading this column) a man who I can see myself becoming a huge fan of in the near future, Mr. Louis Leterrier. Yes, like 99%  of the features, it’s sadly Norton less, and while I would have liked to have seen Edward’s take on the process (and just how involved he really was), it’s a very worthwhile feature for any fans of the film.

    Becoming the Hulk: CGI done right. I was one of the folks defending the Hulk’s look in the Ang Lee incarnation. Wow… I want to punch me from 7 or so years ago in the face right now. The “Incredible” Hulk is MILES beyond the previous versions, in terms of both comic book accuracy and straight out bad-assness. This feature takes us into the design process for Big Green and, while nothing groundbreaking, it’s a really insightful look into how they arrived at the Hulk that they did (In particular, seeing all the various concept sketches really made my day). A in-depth look into one of the best CGI characters in film history. Check it.

    Becoming the Abomination: Basically the same as above, but featuring Roth and The Abomination. At first I was not a fan of the character’s look in the film, but after some repeat viewings I am fine, if not happy, with it. At first I was upset that it lacked the reptilian look of the comics, but now going back and especially seeing it being developed through the design process I realize that I was wrong and the CGI does manage to evoke (while not emulate) the look of the comic book A-Bomb. Cool little segment that gave me a deeper appreciation for the film’s main “baddie”

    Anatomy of a Hulk Out: In my opinion the fight scenes in this film are some of the strongest CGI battles we have seen to date. There is such a fluidity to the movements, a real sense of weight and power that is sadly missing in some (if not most) CGI creations. Sure, the Toronto for New York isn’t that polished, but other then that, a near perfect fight scene, and one which I’ll take any insight I can on.

    Deleted Scenes: Sorry kids, no Fury and no Captain. This isn’t that DVD. What does lie here is a collection of deleted/extended scenes that I personally would love to see assembled back into the film as a “director’s cut”. More Norton is always a good thing, but I particularly dug seeing some more Ross/Samson action.

    FINAL WORD: A stacked DVD that compliments the “Stacked” film. In the realm of comic book movies, this one has quickly shot to the top of the heap, and though new, better films will undoubtedly come out, I highly doubt The Incredible Hulk will ever get stale or outdated. The film we should’ve gotten years ago (If only we were getting a sequel…. sad panda). A must buy for any comic fan and a should buy for movie fans in general.

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    Sadly, tis all for now campers. Look for some very exciting developments in the next few months, and please keep checking out the most “factually inaccurate pod on the web”, Bagged & Boarded, starring yours truly and the mouth from the south, Jesse Rivers (Hosted right here on QuickStopEntertainment.com!!!). But most importantly, and as always (and now podcast appropriate),

    “Keep em’ bagged and boarded”

    Matt Cohen is currently Rulking out…. It’s a red hulk thing.

  • Trailer Park: Juliana Hatfield

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    By Christopher Stipp

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    This is one of the issues with conducting an e-mail interview: you could get one sentence answers.

    I’ve been vacillating between being thankful that Juliana Hatfield, whose new album “How To Walk Away” and new book “When I Grow Up” is now available, answered what I punted over to her in-box and downright disappointed at what followed. Yes, maybe she’s just not that into what I was asking. Maybe I was a wretched question asker. Maybe it was just me. What I am positive of, though, is that Juliana was at the nexus and genesis of a musical shift for me. I went from listening to Top 10 radio to being ensconced and swaddled in rough power chords that connoted a youthful sensibility that just spoke to me.

    On that same note, though, there is a trap you can fall in if you look at acts like Juliana or a host of other bands that just happened to be fronted by women. It was seen as a movement of sorts but no one asked those labeled as such if that was the intention. Many times it wasn’t. Juliana happened to be lumped into that group that was looked at with a feminine eye. She just wanted to express herself. And that she did as she scored big with “My Sister”, “Spin The Bottle” on the Reality Bites soundtrack and enjoyed a “guilt by association” lifestyle until the fickle tastes of music lovers went on to something else. Juliana didn’t change, though. Unlike the musical stylings of Jewel, changing from folksie to dance (!) to country, Juliana kept refining and experimenting with her sound. Her live shows were, and still are, unique in that she’s a true musician insofar that her concerts are shockingly more focused on the music than they are on the theatrics. While many of those acts many would remember from the 1990s have long since ditched their guitars for day jobs Juliana has been on an even keel of sorts in releasing music in the years following the alternative craze.

    This interview came about for the reason that, like the Remington pitchman, I’ve been financially supporting her operation one release at a time since 1992. I’ve become a lot less obsessive since my days in college when I had to absolutely, positively needed to own anything she put to CD and being able to promote her latest effort which is simply solid in every regard. It almost makes the rather brief responses worth it but I am still wondering it had anything to do with my delivery.

    Here, now, are the questions I sent out and what I received in return:

    CHRISTOPHER STIPP: After listening to the first song of the new album, How To Walk Away, I was struck by the guitar bridge near the end. (It made me think of Fleetwood Mac back in their heyday) I’m curious to know a little bit about how the song came together. Did the melody come first or did the lyrics define where you wanted to go with this?

    JULIANA HATFIELD: Melody and lyrics kind of came together together, if I remember correctly. I probably had a chord progression before anything, though.

    CS: You’ve mentioned that when you look back at the 90’s you wish you would’ve kept your mouth shut on things. You were young, you didn’t know better, etc”¦ Is it really possible to just stick these songs out into the world without anyone knowing about the artist who is putting them out there? I ask this because your music, for the most part, has never strayed into superficial territory and there seems to be a complexity with your lyrics. A little background about the process of making the album, I would think, would help frame it as a whole.

    HATFIELD: Yes I think it is possible for an artist to maintain total privacy and/or a shroud of mystery or non-information. Look at, say, Jandek, or Bonnie Prince Billy. What do we know about them, really?

    CS: And, as a follow-up to the above question, what part of you wanted to make this album at this time? It seems a little more hopeful, if not melancholy, than previous efforts.

    HATFIELD: I feel a little more hopeful and a little less melancholy with each passing year and so the music is a reflection of that- of where my head and heart are at.

    CS: I haven’t been able to read your book but as a card-carrying member of the Juliana Hatfield Fan Club I will have to allocate money to buy it. I know you want to be able and give people a better idea of who you are and your reflections on what has come before this but what prompted you to break through the notion that your life is your life and no one needs to know anything more than what you give them, i.e. your albums? Was it liberating to write the book?

    HATFIELD: I really just wanted to write a book because writing prose is fun and exciting and so challenging.

    CS: I was, and still am, a huge fan, huge fan, of the video for What A Life. I managed to record it on my VCR during a rather good episode of 120 Minutes on MTV eons ago. You getting knocked around by unseen forces, the blood, it was stark. Where have these creative videos gone? I don’t care to watch dudes in their hoopties, sipping on champagne or women exploiting their sexuality to move a few more units. Surely you have a thought or two about the modern business model of music. It’s sad that I have to work really hard to find original music out there and it’s no longer the MTV’s of the world that are helping this situation out. By that point, and it should be obvious that I’ve been saving this question for years, over decade in fact, did you enjoy the video making process?

    HATFIELD: I did not love the video making process back then- I felt I was not a good actor and one must act in videos. I felt a bit like a fish out of water.now, though, the process is more fun for me, if only because I have more control over it and there is less at stake- I can mess around and do what I want, low-budget-style, and it’s just fun and another creative outlet. No high-profile directors or record companies breathing down my neck.

    Though I did make cool videos back then- I too love the What A Life vid. And I still can’t believe the record company paid for us to do that. The video’s really sort of shocking and subversive, don’t you think? I have to give the label (Atlantic) a lot of credit for bankrolling that sort of sick vision (the director’s vision, mostly. He is and was a good friend of mine.)

    CS: How has touring been for you through the years? I have to imagine that through the early 90’s you were seeing a much different crowd than the ones you’re seeing today. I remember going out to see a lot of different bands back then and I’ve seen that opportunity slowly evaporating as all those who I followed back then have stopped making music?

    HATFIELD: Touring is tiring and physically draining, over the long term. But playing shows is fun and cathartic so I guess it all works out in the end.

    CS: Speaking of that, a lot of your contemporaries have stopped churning out music at the rate you still do. One artist in particular, Tanya Donelly (who I interviewed last year and was an absolute gem to talk to), has taken a longer time between albums. I know you can’t speak to anyone else besides you but it seems to be a recurring theme with a lot of older bands; they just stop producing music. You, though, seem to be blessed with the ability to have new perspectives, thoughts and ideas. What do you do to keep things going, creatively?

    HATFIELD: I just try to work hard and work all the time. Writing, looking for ideas, reading, looking at art, keeping my mind open to new things and inspirations.

    CS: What things do you find comfort in with regard to making music? What makes you happy to put something to tape, CD, etc”¦

    HATFIELD: Writing is like worshiping or meditating. it’s spiritual. It takes the place of church/religion in my life.

    CS: Does performing live still hold a thrill for you?

    HATFIELD: See question/answer #6

    CS: I know you hate the notion of being a part of the women in rock explosion in the media landscape, Lord knows I didn’t know better but had it not happened I’m not sure I would’ve stumbled upon My Sister, but years after hearing that song I now find myself with two girls of my own, 2 and 5. I now have something vested in the way my girls come to know what it means to be a woman through the pop culture they’re going to be exposed to. You’ve managed to eschew attempts to co-opt your music though making you something you’re not (the video for What A Life is an excellent example of this) but do you think women are in a better place today than they were in the 90’s in the music industry?

    HATFIELD: Yes and no. it seems there are fewer females being played on the radio and in fact there just are fewer all-girl bands. Remember Luscious Jackson, L7, Babes in Toyland, Scrawl, etc. etc., etc? Where have all the all-girl bands gone?

    But on the up side , I guess, being a girl and playing guitar is not seen, anymore, as a novelty or as something out of the ordinary. It’s commonplace now for girls to play in bands. That is, I suppose, progress.

    But definitely not as much girl action on the airwaves today.

    CS: You listen to a lot of NPR. I do too. I think some of them are a bit smarmy at times but, on the whole, you can’t beat it. Are you hooked on any programs in particular? I was equally surprised to see you listen to a lot of baseball. Any teams in particular? I’ll share that I’m a Cubs fan so any other team listed from their division that you list will be promptly deleted and a “Refused to Answer” will be put in its place. Oh, and if it’s not too much of a problem, can you list one book you’ve read this year that you just have to recommend or talk highly of?

    HATFIELD: I like the Red Sox. I’m from Boston. “˜The Road’ by Cormac McCarthy was pretty devastating. Probably my favorite of all his books. But was that last year or this year?

    CS: It’s your life, it’s your career, you can obfuscate all you like if you so wish, but reading about whether this is something (making music) you want to keep doing is a bit disconcerting when you’ve said this might be your last album. I say this only because I don’t know where else I might spend the money I hide from my wife in order to buy things like your albums (I waited two weeks for the official release, with the b-side album”¦and the poster”¦I am officially uncool for admitting all this publicly) so that’s a bit of alarming issue for me, but, honestly, and seriously, does making music not hold that same kind of ambition to best your past efforts anymore?

    HATFIELD: I’m not as desperate to be heard and loved, anymore. Now I just want to make music for my own pleasure.

    CS: Lastly, and this is just something I’ve asked people over the years, when you’re accosted by some random person who tells you that they’ve enjoyed your work or they really enjoy X CD you’ve put out is there a point where that becomes white noise? Do these chance encounters or moments after a show do something inside of you that would have you believe that what you’re doing means something to someone out there?

    HATFIELD: It’s nice to be told that your work has had meaning in someone else’s life.

  • TV Or Not TV: 11/10 – 11/16

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    Hello TV viewers. My name is Will Wilkins and I’m interrupting your regularly scheduled programming for these special announcements.

    Now that November is here it is time to see some shows start to fall by the wayside. That’s right, even though Halloween has passed television programs still have to fear the Reaper as the fickle Nets decide what they will do.

    So far CBS has pulled The Ex-List from the line up. There has been no comment about the future of the show from the network but even money is on the fact that the show is out. The concept itself sounded better fit for a 30 minute sitcom than an hour long romantic drama. Of course the fact that the show wasn’t entertaining could be the real reason for this schedule pull.

    FOX decided after 13 seasons that King of the Hill just isn’t a fit for the network and it’s Animation Domination Sunday night of programming. The show has been consistent in all the preceding seasons and it is sad to see it go. There are still new episodes in the can that may or may not run on FOX and ABC is rumored to be interested in picking up the show. Cartoon Network‘s Adult Swim has also picked up the rights to run all 13 seasons of the show, so soon you will see King of the Hill kicking off the nightly programming of Adult Swim.

    FOX also was nice enough early on to put Do Not Disturb out of its misery. The Brad Garrett show ‘Till Death has also been pulled during sweeps week. None of this is very surprising since FOX really just tries to make it’s way to January when their ratings superstar American Idol returns. Why else would they be so willing to experiment with silly concept shows like Hole in the Wall?

    Even though the CW has had some mild success with 90210 and the returning Gossip Girl the ratings haven’t been kind to the network. Their plan to lease out their Sunday night of programming has lead to both shows already being canceled (their ratings were so abysmal I didn’t even bother naming them because apparently NO ONE watched let alone heard about them). Hopefully the network will wake up and bring Reaper out of mothballs to try to give themselves a little lift.

    On the brighter side of the network side of showbusiness it would appear that the mildly entertianing Kath & Kim has something on someone at NBC because it has received a full season pick up. The Ford sponsored Knight Rider also got a full ride. ABC gave a full season order to Samantha Who? but the jury is still out on other returning shows such as Pushing Daisies and Eli Stone (the former .

    What does this all mean? I have no idea.  Let’s look at some listings!

    MONDAY

    HIST – 8:00 PM: Someone actually took the time to look at the technology of Star Wars and then try to back up its viability within modern science. What part of Science Fiction did not hey get?

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Chuck‘s ex-girflriend shows up, and given his involvement with the whole spy world I’m sure there is NOTHING at all suspicious with what she is involved with.

    SPIKE – 9:00 PM: Travel down the river with the C-list crew of Dax Sheppard, Mathew Lillard, and Seth Green in the brief yet entertaining Up the Creek.

    NBC – 9:00 PM: I try to give up on Heroes but I just can’t. The firing of two of the executive producers/writers last week make me feel compelled to tune in one more time. Oh yeah, Hiro goes back in time to find out why Pa Patrelli formed Pinehearst. Whackiness ensues.

    TUESDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: This week on Biggest Loser: Families the teams go away and it is every person for themselves.  Let’s see how tight the family bonds really are now.

    CW – 8:00 PM: The son that Harry never knew he had that was given up 20 years ago is brought to the surface tonight.

    LOGO – 10:00 PM: Lego-like characters are animated to make the sitcom Rick & Steve: The Happiest Gay Couple in All the World. Do I really need to describe it any more than this?

    WEDNESDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: A few years ago she was an American Idol champion, now she’s hosting the CMA Awards.

    BRAVO – 10:00 PM: Top Chef moves to New York to serve up some great TV.

    NBC – 9:00 PM: Remember last week when I pointed out Life had an episode on Friday and they were investigated a murder at the mall the day after Thanksgiving? Yeah, um… it’s actually on tonight. Sorry, TV listings lie to me sometimes, and I pass the lie on.

    THURSDAY

    CW – 8:00 PM: Last week on Smallville Clarke says how he is afraid to rebuild the Fortress of Solitude, this week he rebuilds it. Pay attention this week to hear what they’ll be doing next week.

    NBC – 9:30 PM: Jennifer Aniston pops up on 30 Rock as an obsessive stalker who turns her sites on Jack. Is the rule that they get one Friends person per season?

    NBC – 10:00 PM: With this being the last season of the powerhouse that is ER you knew that stunt casting was in store. This show they somehow bring dead Dr. Greene back. Go figure.

    FRIDAY

    CARTOON NETWORK – 7:30 PM: Borrowing an animation style from the 40’s and 50’s and a bit of the schtick from the 60’s TV show the new Batman: The Brave and the Bold hopes to cash in on some of that hot summer Batman action for the kids that weren’t old enough to see the film.

    SHO – 7:30 PM: The 2008 documentary a/k/a Tommy Chong takes a look at the 2003 raid by federal agents that sent Tommy Chong to jail for selling bongs.

    CBS – 9:00 PM: Replacing the removed Ex-List is The Price is Right Salutes the Troops.

    NBC – 9:00 PM: Crusoe and Friday have to deal with the arrival of cannibals with two captives. There’s nothing worse than unexpected guests… that can eat you.

    SATURDAY

    TBS – 7:30 PM: OK, after that whole Life mistake I double checked this one three times, but it is true. Even though we have yet to carve our own Roast Beast The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is already here.

    HBO – 9:00 PM: I’ve found him funny in everything else that he has done so here’s hoping that Ricky Gervias: Out of Englad – The Stand Up Special is funny.

    FOX – 11:00 PM: Get this, there are commercials actually trying to get you to watch MadTV tonight to see the cast members playing Guitar Hero: World Tour. OK, I’ve ignored you for seven seasons now but THIS is going to get me to turn in. Great going guys!

    SUNDAY

    FOOD – 8:30 PM: This time the fine folk of Iron Chef: America are playing against one another in a Thanksgiving Feast Face Off.

    ABC – 9:00 PM: Tonight there is going to be a big club fire on Desperate Housewives. Susan‘s daughter Julie also returns with her boyfriend and there is a slight age difference.

    CARTOON NETWORK – 11:30 PM: The folk at Robot Chicken performa follow up to last year’s Star Wars special with the Star Wars Episode II. If you can’t stay up, DVR this because laughs are guaranteed.

    Will Wilkins was watching Kung Fu Panda while writing this week’s column.

  • TV Or Not TV: 11/3 – 11/9

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    Welcome to the big election week TV or Not TV EXTRAVAGANZA!

    OK, not really. I won’t get in to political rhetoric here because the only thing that the election does for the avid television viewer is mess up your regularly scheduled programming on Tuesday nights.

    Of course we’ve seen more than our fair share of interruptions in programming this year with the three Presidential debates and the one Vice-Presidential debate. All of the debates this year had massive ratings numbers so from that aspect alone we can tell that America is doing something that it hasn’t seemed to do as much in the years prior: it actually cares about the Presidential election. As a fan of Democracy this is a very good thing to see.

    I know that plenty of other organizations have tried in the past to use television’s advertising to try to entice us into getting out and exercising our constitutional right. Rock the Vote has done a decent job of this, and who else remembers the terrifying notion that Sean Combs tried to instill in us with his clever and morbid “Vote or Die.”

    Last week we saw what I found to be the most surprising move of all with the airing of the 30 minute infomercial by the Obama campaign. The approach was simple of course with the show reaching out to those on Main Street (I’m still not sure what that means) to let them know that Barack Obama is the man with the plan who will be looking out for you AND America if he is elected as our nation’s President. This aired on three of the four major networks so you know it had to have cost a pretty penny.

    I also have to say that Saturday Night Live has done a wonderful job of keeping trying to keep balance with their election coverage. Even though it is very clear that the Republican agenda is the one that is constantly getting smeared, they’ve countered that with appearances by both John McCain and Sarah Palin. It is only too bad that this election coverage has clearly drained the writers as all of the non-political skits this year have been rather dry.

    If you are able I am sure you will be out Tuesday night and doing your part to vote in the election. All I can say is I hope you do because, well, there isn’t much on Tuesday night this week (there’s a ringing endorsement for why you should vote).

    Now back to our regularly scheduling programming selections, already in progress.

    MONDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: I’m sure it isn’t enough pressure appearing on national television while trying to win a million dollars, but tonight the heat is cranked up on the Deal or No Deal contestants when they find they only have 20 seconds to accept or reject The Banker‘s offer. Someone is going to snap and attack Howie, I can feel it.

    NICK ““ 8:00 PM: If you don’t have kids than you won’t care that tonight is the hour long Dora the Explorer special Dora Saves the Snow Princess. 10 to 1 I’ll be watching this tonight. I wonder how it ends?

    CBS ““ 9:00 PM: Tonight on 2 and a Half Men Judith”¦ ok, seriously, who cares?

    NBC ““ 9:00 PM: If you are like me and you have been disappointed in Heroes then I have good news, it’s not on tonight! Instead we get a few new political skits and retreading of skits from elections past with the Saturday Night Live Presidential Bash 2008.

    TUESDAY

    ELECTION NIGHT: It’s going to be strange for me watching the election results this year after the passing of Tim Russert. I can honestly say that it is the first election night that I’m nervous about. Does the success and future of our country hang on tonight? Will we look back and discover we truly voted for change, or did we put country first? See you on the other side.

    AMC ““ 5:30 PM: Want to put the politics aside and watch an underdog with a heart of gold? Rocky followed by Rocky II.

    COMEDY CENTRAL ““ 9:00 PM: I would be remiss if I didn’t mention tonight’s Futurama episode A Head in the Polls.

    TBS ““ 11:00 PM: On FrankTV the impressions are great and the comedy isn’t, but tonight’s agenda is all political so there may be a laugh to be found as you either cheer or jeer the President-Elect.

    WEDNESDAY

    CW ““ 8:00 PM: An investigation on Bones leads to a former girlfriend of Angela being a suspect (oh yeah, you read it right).

    NBC ““ 9:00 PM: Life is sandwiched tonight between the new Knight Rider and the returning Law & Order. Tune in.

    PBS ““ 9:00 PM*: Fans of history and the stories of war would be very interested in watching Medal of Honor. No, it’s not about the video game, it is the stories told of some of the medal’s noteworthy recipients. *Check local listings for time

    THURSDAY

    CW ““ 8:00 PM: It’s back to the Phantom Zone tonight on Smallville so the show can wrap up the loose end that is Kara Kent (aka Super Girl).

    NBC ““ 9:30 PM: If you have been watching NBC at all for the past few weeks then you know that Oprah makes a guest appearance on 30 Rock tonight. This might be something major but there’s a big name guest star every night the show is on for the month of November, so I guess Ms. O is just kicking it all off.

    MTV ““ 10:00 PM: Here’s the pitch: A rapper from the hard streets mentors a group with big ideas and no money to help them make it big like he did. Intrigued? 50 Cent: The Money and the Power. I don’t want to know what Fiddy does when you get booted off this show.

    FRIDAY

    E! ““ 8:00 PM: Tonight the E! True Hollywood Story takes a look at the crumbling of the Hogan family with the events leading up to the incarceration of Nick and Linda‘s decision to divorce.

    CMT ““ 9:00 PM: Taylor Swift meets Def Leppard on on tonight’s CMT Crossroads.

    NBC ““ 10:00 PM: If they keep showing two nights of Life a week they are going to run out of episodes before year end. Tonight Crews and Reese spend the blackest Friday of all looking for a killer in a mall the day after Thanksgiving.

    SATURDAY

    COMEDY CENTRAL ““ 8:00 PM: I’m not sure what message Comedy Central is trying to send tonight. First they have Kevin James: Don’t Sweat the Small Stuff followed by Ralphie May: Girth of a Nation all being followed by the Chris Farley classic Tommy Boy. Did someone order a super sized Saturday?

    NICK ““ 8:00 PM: iCarly: iGo to Japan is on while iGo watch anything else but this.

    MAX ““ 10:00 PM: Even though no teenager talks this way in real life, you can take in the Best Original Screen Play award winning Juno tonight. It’s quirky good.

    NBC ““ 11:29 PM: A replay of James Franco’s hosting of SNL from earlier this year.

    SUNDAY

    NBC ““ 2:30 PM: Try watching the 2008 Paralympic Games and come up with an excuse why you can’t go to the gym. If you can actually come up with a reason than I would say follow this up with”¦

    STYLE ““ 8:00 PM: A reality series about a 487 woman determined to change her weight and life on Ruby.

    MSNBC ““ 9:00 PM: I don’t know if it is because I’m a San Francisco Bay Area native, but the Jonestown story always mystified and frightened me. 30 years later MSNBC is airing their documentary Witness to Jonestown that contains real footage from events as they unfurled.

    HBO ““ 10:30 PM: The eight part Australian mockumentary Summer Heights High makes its US premiere tonight on HBO. This really is a must see.

    Will Wilkins urges you to go out and vote on Tuesday.

  • Trailer Park: THE INCREDIBLE HULK/THE STRANGERS Giveaway

    By Christopher Stipp

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    I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    I know, lots of people were wondering what in the hell was up with the latest INCREDIBLE HULK release even prior to its release. People were P.O.ed, message boards were aglow with fanboy man goo about the prospect of Ed Norton reprising the role and there was a general consensus of uncertainty regarding its eventual quality. The end result, however, was solid. The movie didn’t rattle the movie industry like Stark and Co. but this was nonetheless a sweet actioneer that was well-paced and left a better taste in people’s mouths than the first entry.

    Now, regarding THE STRANGERS, who would have put any kind of money on the fact that this film would receive the reception it did from people who were expecting nothing short of a straight to DVD kind of film and, instead, were treated to a genuine thrill ride that proved that great writing can trump any misgivings when it came to the casting. THE STRANGERS was one of those films that many missed but now can make up for by checking it out on DVD.

    I’ve got copies to give out and they are all yours. What do you have to do to get them? Just send me your preference for which one and shoot it to me at Christopher_Stipp@Yahoo.com. Easy as that kiddos…

  • Trailer Park: ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO – Reviewed

    By Christopher Stipp

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    One of the real delights of ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO is Craig Robinson; it’s his brand of humor that succinctly explains why this film is a delightful diversion and honorable entry in the View Askew canon.

    It’s the mixture of actors who haven’t lived within Kevin Smith’s oeuvre that pump the much needed vitality and energy in order to make this picture more than just something limited to the characters and personas he’s used to creating. Without question a lot of the credit for what elevates the film has to go to Elizabeth Banks; it’s her bubbly effervescence, her commitment in playing a woman who would a) rock granny panties and b) allow herself to be ridiculed for doing so when she’s captured doing so on a cell phone and uploaded to YouTube but it’s also her natural charisma that make her an audience darling. We care about Miri’s plight, along with Zack’s, in her quest to find a way out of the abject poverty she and Zack finds themselves in. Banks just exudes the innocence that this whole film hinges on, Lord knows as an audience we would absolutely buy the premise that Seth Rogan would hump on cue in front of the camera, and it’s only through Smith’s writing we can believe the series of events that take this from just a clever idea, a one trick pony, and honestly morphs into a movie that is, perhaps, one of the best romantic comedies that has been released this year.

    As well, moving towards the moment when our two broke losers figure porn is the only way out there is no denying that Justin Long not only has one of the most briefest moments in the film but is pivotal to pushing the narrative towards its logical next step. Long is outrageous as Brandon, the throaty emperor of gay porn, and the moment he has with Zack at Zack and Miri’s high school reunion is one that, if nothing else, give reason for Long to shed any trace of the twinkling boy next door we all know from his stints as the Apple pitch man.

    The plot ripens in a way that isn’t reminiscent of Smith films, looking at this entry as you would any artist’s collection, as you won’t find long ruminations on pop culture, but Smith allows Banks and Rogen to develop a relationship with one another on screen instead of using them as conduits for his writing. These performers cement their believability as roommates and, more importantly, friends who have known each other for a long time and it works. It works to the film’s benefit as the two of them then become willing partners in a pornographic adventure that seems more to do with their relationship than it does with the excuse to have adult film stars flitting around making puerile jokes with one another. (And if that’s your bag there’s enough of that to go around so fear not.)

    Robinson, Jason Mewes, Ricky Mabe, Jeff Anderson and the rest of the cast are well-placed in this film’s tableau as they’re not immediately front and center of this film’s action. This is Zack and Miri’s movie in more than one way. Neverminding the production of this porno and overlooking the amusing steps along the way as the movie is put to tape it is the penultimate moment when Zack and Miri come together, witticism intended, that this movie explodes. The way this scene is framed, shot and scored it makes you wonder if this was the moment Smith had thought of when he came up with the idea. It just feels like an earned moment and it certainly is the brightest spot of the film for me. He earned the right to take the film where it went and all self-effacements aside it just worked, clicked.

    To talk about the intricacies of what takes this movie just beyond the making of the porno, the changed feelings Zack and Miri have for one another is just too easy not to see coming, would be a disservice to the film. In explaining comedy you almost have to give up the reason why it was funny in the first place and I’m not here to spoil the little surprises that pepper the film.

    Rogan should be the one, however, to surprise everyone. From KNOCKED UP to SUPERBAD the guy, funny as he was, was funny because he needed to be. In this film he doesn’t try to be that guy; his performance was naturally compelling because it was the closest iteration to what someone in his position would do should they find themselves in the unique circumstances he does. You believe his antics and actions. His comedy here seems stripped down and proves why someone took notice of him while he was on Freaks and Geeks.

    The film should be one of Smith’s centerpieces if for no other reason than this is one of the best examples that prove that he can make a movie that is filled with some of the most jolting moments this year, Dutch Rudder and constipation, that’s all I’m going to say, but marry it with a love story that is affective and tender. Too many times the criticisms about Smith’s inclusiveness with regard to his characters’ seemingly whip smart cadence is well-deserved. Here, though, Smith eschews it. It’s odd but liberating at the same time.

    I’ve always wanted more of Smith’s belief in himself, that his writing can absolutely go beyond his ken and stable of familiar and safe characters, and this film is the one that feels and acts different. It’s Smith putting himself out there for all those who have been lobbing their sound bites at his feet, telling him to leave the View Askew universe for a bit, and the end result is great. Great not only from the point that his regulars are relegated to the background but that he put his trust in his actors to let them distill his script and relay it in the manner which has made them good at what they do.

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    Now, it’s Halloween and that means it’s time for Ray Schillaci to break down my virtual door to bring his own brand of insight on this most hallowed of days…but before I get to him there is a little bit of custodial quick hits:

    1. SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE. I saw this movie two nights ago and I have to tell you, honestly, no bullshit, this is one of the best films of 2008 that I have seen. While I am restricted and prohibited from saying anything more it is my honest wish that some of you put this film in your Must See queue. It’s beyond words for me at the moment but these next couple weeks will allow the film to replay and percolate in my mind as I craft a review. It damn near made me cry.

    2. “Kyle Clifford”. Who is he? What is he? What does he want? I dunno but he just deserves a mention. Guy should put on a one man show. He’s the next Danny Gans, the next Carrot Top without the props, the next Louie Anderson but not as portly. It’s my solemn wish that this guy realize his potential and bring laughter to the masses. As it is, the guy warrants a little ink. WWRBD, indeed.

    3. I made a mix tape. Remember when you made mix tapes in high school, maybe into college? Well, I was rapping to my man Thomas Stern and mentioned that this activity shouldn’t be limited to those in the younger grades as I remember getting my start in listening to some excellent bands from the trading of mix tapes. Since I can’t freely distribute this thing without getting hauled into federal court I will at least list the tracks for your perusal. I’m damn proud of this one and if anyone has a mix tape they would like to share I am always in the market for new music. Long live the mix tape:

    1. Elvis is Everywhere ““ Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper
    2. Sorry Again ““ Velocity Girl
    3. Lights Out ““ Santogold
    4. Heavyweight Champion Of The World ““ Reverend And The Makers
    5. Bitches Aint Shit ““ Ben Folds
    6. I Want It All ““ Dance Hall Crashers
    7. Reid’s Situation ““ Shadowy Men On A Shadowy Planet
    8. The Mayor of Simpleton ““ XTC
    9. Lonesome ““ Regatta 69
    10. White Winter Hymnal ““ Fleet Foxes
    11. Little Tiny Moustache ““ Stephen Lynch
    12. *Hidden Track Within The Mix And Therefore Isn’t Hidden*
    13. The Bigger the Figure ““ Louis Prima
    14. The Audience Is Listening ““ Cut Chemist
    15. Shower Science ““ Saint Etienne
    16. My Little Suede Shoes ““ The Robustos
    17. Into The Dark ““ Ben Lee
    18. Some Rainy Sunday ““ Juliana Hatfield
    19. Na Na Na ““ Theresa Andersson
    20. Building Steam with a Grain of Salt ““ DJ Shadow
    21. Unplayed Piano ““ Damien Rice and Lisa Hannigan
    22. Just Stay ““ Kevin Devine

    4. Giveaway. Anyone who read this far and wants to be entered into a drawing for a free ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO one sheet just send me a note to Christopher_Stipp@Yahoo.com. Yahtzee!

    5. Text Movie Club. This is a new site I write for on a regional basis, it’s out of Phoenix, and it’s creation is not why I’m including it today in my column. It’s due to this online social network that gets people into screenings early, gives them free shit and is a portal where people can go and just dish about movies. It’s as if Santa Claus and MySpace (not the part of it that sucks) had a baby and raised it to give away stuff nonstop. It’s an excellent concept to give fans of a film an early peek to movies that many of us have to wait until opening day to see and it seems to be branching off into other states as well. Give it a peek to see if it’s coming to a town near you. Who can deny the power of free films in this economy?

    6. Get your ass out and vote. So many of you lazy asses will sit on them and not get a vote cast. Be it McCain or Obama it is my hope that every one of you who are able to cast a vote do so. Even if there is just one proposition you want to vote for (Proposition 102 for example, in Arizona, wants to make marriage only between a woman and man. I’m honestly disgusted to be in a state where these religious fundies think this is a good thing. 30 years from now we’re all going to be laughed at for this type of thing.) just do it. Lots of people, a long time ago, worked especially hard to make sure you could do it and it’s honestly something I love doing every year. Even if I’m not proud of what other countries think of us based on the retarded ape we have as a president now I still think it’s a civic duty we should embrace.

    That said, go Obama…

    And now, without any further ado, my main man, my Toucan Sam, you know his name isn’t quite Pam, Ray Schillaci…

    Greatest Moments in Horror History

    While other people pontificate about the greatest horror films this season, which I feel so many have missed the mark, I decided to deliver my choice of the greatest horror moments (in no particular order) in scary movies. Some are automatic gimmes, others are a little out of left field, but well worth checking out if out have missed the boat. All are available on DVD.

    First the obvious:

    Psycho ““ Janet Leigh takes her last shower and we end up flinching every time someone steps into a bathroom in anything remotely resembling a thriller.

    Night of the Living Dead ““ It was bad enough that good ol’ George (Romero) was breaking taboos all over the place with a black hero and cannibalism, but he went and had a little girl (all of about 11 years old) die, come back to life and butcher her mommy before or very eyes. Sure it was black and white, but the visual chilled us to the bone.

    Diabolique (the original French version) ““ My dad still remembers after all these years the corpse suddenly reappearing, slowly stepping out of the bathtub, white pupils exposed and heading towards his spouse. It scared the crap out of him and it gave me the willies as well when I first picked up the Criterion DVD.

    The Exorcist ““ Sometimes it’s the subtle things that scare the shit out of us. Freidkin paced himself well, but nothing truly beat the eeriness of the sounds coming from the attic and Ellen Burstyn taking a lit candlestick and checking it out. What was she thinking!

    Halloween ““ There is a one-two punch here; when Dr. Loomis arrives at the sanitarium in the pouring rain, finds the attendees taking a stroll and Michael Myers leaps up on the car from behind. More people had their blood pressure shoot up ““ and it only built from there ““ but the pinnacle for so many was when he rose from the couch. I remember being at the Americana Theaters in Van Nuys, CA and the continuous screaming that accompanied it. Horrific.

    Now for something different:

    The Omen (original) ““ Richard Donner was in rare form when he choreographed the graveyard scene that had people leaping from their theater seats and popcorn flying. This is a good reason to go out and get a PS3 to see and hear this testament to horror on blu-ray that would never be surpassed by its sequels or remake.

    Alien ““ Talk about something eating at you. When that little bugger popped out of John Hurt’s chest, some people literally ran out into the lobby. Who would ever think they could find gothic horror in space.

    The Shining ““ The Twins. Need I say more.

    Friday the 13th ““ Before you toss out this opinion, think about the very first time you watched this and knew it was a low rate, who’s doing it with gallons of grand guignol to boot. When we though it was all over, Jason introduces himself in the most nerve-wracking way having some people screaming and crying through the credits. Of all the cheap jumping out bits this far surpassed “Carrie” or anything else in the cheap thrills department and it proved that at the box office with its continuous sequels. By the way, the beginning of Pt. 2 has a great jump-start as well.

    SAW ““ the very ending made so many of us gasp in terror and leave us sleepless for several nights while spawning sequels (some that are too good for this kind of tawdry tale of the macabre) that may become as regular as Halloween.

    Speaking of endings; “The Blair Witch Project” worked its weird magic into people’s minds and messed with us to no end after we ran into that building with all the small handprints and found you-know-who standing in the corner. Creeeepy.

    Wait Until Dark ““ At one time it was thought that the last 10 minutes of this nifty thriller was nearly as harrowing as it gets with Alan Arkin as the slimiest scumbag on the planet.

    Of course, Neil Marshall proved that wrong years later by frying our nerves with the last 50 minutes of “The Descent”. This could easily be labeled as one of the best horror films in the past 10 years. One claustrophobic scene after another accompanied by the feeling of being watched and not knowing what is around the corner. Oh, but when you do get around the corner what you find may cause an asthma attack.

    And, finally the granddaddy of them all; Texas Chainsaw Massacre and TCM 2 ““ Tobe Hooper initiated us into believing what we were seeing when we saw so little. It was a great exercise in suggestive sinema. And, the scene when the first couple encounters Leatherface’s home is as uncomfortable and terrifying as it gets. Just when you thought he could do no more, Hooper followed up with a sequel that was as blood drenched as everybody thought the first one was. He knew he started something, and so many lesser directors had jumped on the gore wagon. But Hooper’s sequel was different from the beginning, laced with farce, gallows humor and an over-the-top performance, not to be missed, by a double chainsaw wielding Dennis Hopper. In fact Hooper matched the first encounter with Leatherface with a reintroduction in the sequel that has to be seen. Just writing about it will not do it justice. But I will say he uses the talents of Danny Elfman and his band Oingo Boingo to the max! Pipe this through your sound system and crank it up. You won’t be sorry.

  • TV Or Not TV: 10/27 – 11/2

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    Hello TV viewers and welcome back to a spook-tackular week of television viewing.

    To be blatantly honest, I’m writing this week’s column passed my deadline. Yes, I know it is a horrible thing to do however extrenuating circumstances some times lead to this happening so it is what it is. As such I’m now writing the column while I’m pondering if I’m really going to watch another hour of Heroes tonight.

    In case you haven’t caught the jist of things yet, I have a very love/hate relationship with Heroes. The show had an intriguing beginning in the first season, which lead to almost an entire season of compelling episodes. The heat was on, Heroes was on fire and when the big conflict finally came in the season one finale we we amazed by… nothing. We were given an episode that gave us all of the Heroes in one place to face down Sylar and the fight was just weak.

    Fanboys around the world would mostly agree that season 2 of Heroes started off boring, didn’t get much better, and the stike induced premature season finale was just there. We were left with plenty of unanswered questions and a feeling of emptyness where greatness once lived.

    We’re already deep in to the first half of this season and so far there are more elements on the show that have me scratching my head instead of being entertained. I feel that I am watching a show that doesn’t really know what its purpose is any more. It has lost its way. All the while the show is getting killed in the ratings by Dancing with the Stars (as is everything else that airs opposite of it).

    What I’m really trying to say is that I’m just not sure I even care about tuning in to the show tonight and it really makes me kind of sad.

    Let’s get on to the fun stuff instead, shall we?

    MONDAY

    If you are like me and miss seeing Tony Hale as Buster Bluth than Monday is your lucky night! It’s a Tony Hale Two-fer if you are willing to channel hop (sorry, no Bluth to be seen).

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Tony Hale guest stars on tonight’s episode of Chuck as an effeciency expert brought in to shape things up in the Buy More.

    ABC – 9:30 PM: Tony Hale guest stars on Samantha Who? as a doctor. Does his fake hand hold the cure to retrograde amnesia? (Darnit, sorry, he’s not Buster Bluth. His hand is real.)

    TUESDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Part of me is a bit phased by the fact that CBS no longer has a lock on all of the Peanuts specials, but part of me is still very happy to know that even with all that has gone wrong in the world we’ve still got It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown to look forward to. Is this a nice look back at a simpler time or a close study into the dementia of one little boy who believes in a benevolent pumpkin? You decide.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Apparently one contestant is going to lose more weight than an entire team of people on The Biggest Loser Families tonight. Either he really put up a sweat that week or everyone else stumbled into Sizzler.

    CW – 8:00 PM: It’s like EVERYTHING is on at 8 PM tonight! Anyway, tonight 90210 finally returns after the overdose cliffhanger.

    WEDNESDAY

    FOX – NBC – CBS – 8:00 PM: It’s the Barack Obama: American Stories 30 minute infomercial. I think SNL‘s send up is all I need to see of this, unless someone is going to sing, “Solid as Barack.”

    HIST – 10:00 PM: With a show named UFO Hunters you pretty much know what you are going to get. The question is do they do it for sport or food?

    THURSDAY

    NBC – 9:30 PM: I’ve been waiting a long time for tonight’s 30 Rock premiere, and I’m so glad it is here. Yes, NBC, I do in fact wanna get rocked.

    NBC – 10:00 PM: If I tell you that Shane West is returning to ER tonight you might scratch your head. If I tell you the doctor that lost his legs is returning tonight you probably have a better clue.

    FRIDAY

    HIST – 6:00 PM*: The Haunted History of Halloween takes a look at practices of the past that lead to costumes and candy.

    TVONE – 6:00PM*: Blacula and Scream Blacula Scream shown back to back.

    CBS – 8:00 PM: Halloween falls right on the air day of Ghost Whisperer. Since she can talk to ghosts they are doing something special, right? Nope.

    E! – 9:00 PM: The E! network brings us the scariest Halloween special of all: Star Jones: The E! True Hollywood Story.

    TMC – 9:00 PM: Snoop Dogg’s Hood of Horror strikes fear in my heart with the name alone.

    *Check local listings just to be sure.

    SATURDAY

    BBCA – 4 PM E / 1PM P: You can take the American out of Gladiators, but it’s the same show. British contestants just make it more polite with their accents.

    AMC – 8:00 PM: The Stanley Kubrik version of The Shining is on one day too late to make it REALLY creepy.

    NBC – 11:29 PM: This one threw me for a loop, Ben Affleck is hosting SNL. Is it too much to hope for a cameo from Jimmy Kimmel?

    SUNDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: Just in time to b elate for Halloween again, the ninteenth edition of The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror! hits the airwaves. This year they’ll be destroying our fond memories with their own rendition of the Grand Pumpkin. Curl up with a bowl of candy and enjoy.

    TNT – 8:00 PM: Witness bad hair and big thinking puzzle solving in The Da Vinci Code.

    ABC – 8:00 PM: The Extreme Makeover: Home Edition team renovates a 200 year old farm house. Can you even renovate something that old?

    Will WIlkins hopes you are watching My Own Worst Enemy

  • Toy Box: Kotobukiya R2-D2 and C-3PO

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    Peanut butter and jelly. Bacon and eggs. Oprah and Steadman. Some combinations are just meant to be. And that’s the way it is for those two lovable droids, R2-D2 and C-3PO. As a pair they are far better than by themselves, so it makes perfect sense that when Kotobukiya set out to do one of their 1/7th scale vinyl ‘kits’ based on the characters, that they’d put them together.

    For those that haven’t picked up the Kotobukiya kits before, a little background. The statues (or Nerd Hummels, as I am so often want to call them) come to your door step in pieces. You pop the arms, legs, etc together, doing your own assembly work. This process takes all of about 5 seconds tops, at least when it comes to these vinyl kits. Hot Toys makes some ‘kits’ that are far more complex, but Kotobukiya tends to stick with simple assembly designs.

    I’ve wanted to add this twoferone statue to my collection for quite some time, but with a usual asking price of $90 – $120, it was always above what I was willing to pay. This week though, Things From Another World is running a terrific 50% off retail price sale on a bunch of Kotobukiya Star Wars statues, including this one. That means you can take it home for about $75, and I’ll make a special note of this when I get to my Value section in the review.

    Kotobukiya R2-D2 and C-3PO

    If you have any questions or comments, drop me a line at mwc@mwctoys.com. If you’d like to see more reviews, including reviews of other Koto Star Wars statues (I just reviewed Commander Bly today!), head over to my website at Michael’s Review of the Week – Captain Toy. Now let’s see if these are the droids you’re looking for!

    Packaging – ***
    The boxes are designed to show off the dismembered figures as best as possible, and they do what they can. They certainly protect the pieces well enough, and they arrange them in the tray so you get a rough idea of what it might look like once they are popped together. The photos on the box show the final kit.

    Sculpting – ***
    The box always says 1/7th scale, but the Star Wars Kotos tend to be a lot closer to 1/6th scale than you might think. However, and most unfortunately, that’s not the case this time. These really are smaller than usual, and as you can see by the photo later in the review with the Commander Bly statue, these are really too small to use with other sixth scale figures. This is particularly true for C-3PO, but somewhat an issue for R2 as well.

    Of course, they aren’t advertised to work with other sixth scale figures, but they don’t really work with the other Kotos either. And that’s pretty annoying to me, since I’d prefer if these fit in better as an overall display.

    Ignoring the scale issues, the sculpts are quite good. There’s plenty of detail on both droids, and the small detail work on the various antenna, wiring and pistons on C-3PO is quite impressive. If you’re just looking for a stand alone statue of your favorite characters, you won’t be disappointed with the work here.

    Another difference with these two and the usual Kotobukiya’s is that these are not solid vinyl, but hollow plastic. I’m not sure why, except perhaps that the electroplating of C-3PO’s finish doesn’t work with vinyl like it does with this kind of plastic. Still, why do it to R2? While these look good from a distance, as soon as you pick them up you get that nasty cheap feel from them, something that always bothers me.

    Paint – ***1/2
    While there were a few issues around the sculpt that disappointed me, the paint helped make up for some of that. The gold and silver plating on C-3PO looks terrific, with a very even, consisten, and clean appearance. There’s no seams, no sprues, nothing to break the clean surface.

    The work on R2 isn’t quite as complex, but it’s also extremely high quality. I searched for slop, and found none. And I’m pretty good at finding it.

    Articulation – *
    At first, you might think such a low score in any category would seriously hurt the Overall score of the product. However, you have to keep in mind that this is intended to be basically a statue. And this category is ‘articulation’, something that normal statues do not have. Therefore, ANY score above a Bupkis is actually a positive thing, and will effect the Overall score in a positive way.

    Now, it’s only one star, because the only articulation is the dome on R2. It can turn, allowing you to position his ‘face’ in different positions. Sure, it’s not a big thing, but it’s something.

    Design – ***
    Neither R2 or C-3PO are exactly dynamic characters. That left Kotobukiya with a struggle – how to make them look interesting?

    They’ve done a reasonable job here, and putting C-3PO’s hand on R2’s dome (that does NOT sound right) was a good move, implying the deep friendship between the two. But otherwise, they’re just standing there. I don’t have any brilliant suggestions for how to improve on that, but that’s not my job. My job is to merely whine about it.

    Value – usually **; with TFAW’s sale **1/2
    Normally, you’ll spend $90 – $120 on this set, with a SRP of $150. At $100, I’d rate the pair a below average value, particularly with the hollow plastic bodies. However, if you pick up the set at the $75 TFAW price, you can bump this score up, as that is a much more reasonable value and appropriate sticker price.

    Things to Watch Out For –
    Take some care with C-3PO, as the smaller pieces of his body can be broken off, particularly around the neck. As you’re pushing the parts together, take care what you’re squeezing or pushing back on. Other than that, there really isn’t anything to take extra care with.

    Overall – ***
    This set isn’t quite as good as I’d originally hoped, being a bit small and feeling a bit cheaper than the normal Koto SW statue. It still looks fairly good on the shelf though, and I have to say that they did a wonderful job with the electro-plating on C-3PO. The R2 is also pretty well scaled to fit with the Medicom and even Sideshow Star Wars figures if you squint just right, although you can also just go with the old Hasbro version. If I were spending the $100 on it, the Overall score would have dropped another half star, but at the TFAW sale price, it’s a solid B.

    Where to Buy –
    There are plenty of options, but Things from Another World is having a huge 50% off retail sale right now, including this kit. Go to THIS LINK and you’ll be on the landing page showing which Kotobukiya Star Wars statues are on sale, and the coupon code will automatically be added to your cart!

    Related Links –
    I’ve covered a fair number of Kotobukiya statues:

    – today, I have my review of the Commader Bly going up at my other site.

    – there’s also the TIE Fighter Pilot, the Snowtrooper, and the Boba Fett in the Star Wars line.

    – in their Indiana Jones line, there is Indy
    and his pops
    .

  • Trailer Park: Mike Leigh

    By Christopher Stipp

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    I was waiting patiently to speak to Mike Leigh.

    It was an unexpectedly cool outside of the Hotel Valley Ho, the higher end resort-style lodgings actually looking more like a motel with all the rooms on the outside, and I was going over the questions I had after seeing the film days before.

    I’m naturally more apt to not go the “What was it like working…” route with any performer or person involved with the production of a film during an interview but I was prepped that Mike Leigh is a tougher interview to some people just because you really do have to dig a little deeper than the morning show retardedness that plagues so many programs that get the opportunity to talk to great people and then squander it on things like, “Did you enjoy making the movie?”

    As I reflected on what I was going to ask, the door opened and Colin Boyd walked out. He said that Mike was excellent, a great interview. However, he paused for a moment and whispered that Mike corrected him on some questions. “Be careful,” he said. It wasn’t ominous or something that caused me to rethink my questions but it did rattle me a bit. I’ve never been in the position to have someone be actively picking apart my questions in their head, make it known out loud, so I tried desperately to speak in specifics as best I could and avoid anything that could be constructed as lazy. And, as I saw the diminutive man with a thick beard, suspenders and an amiable greeting as he welcomed me into the room where we were to conduct the interview, all alone which was a different experience, he closed the door and went after it.

    Yes, it gets a little awkward at times, and I left those unadulterated moments in there, but Mike seems like the kind of guy who doesn’t mind telling you how it is…and how it’s going to be. You’ve got to respect that kind of assertiveness.

    CS: I think the film spoke to a few different levels, the most superficial being the positiveness of life. When you were fleshing this out, over the months of figuring out what you wanted to say, was it always the same story or during those months did you find something you weren’t expecting?

    LEIGH: Well, it’s all about finding things you’re not expecting. For me, the journey of making this film is the journey of discovery as to what it is. I started with a very strong feeling, a sense of the spirit of the thing, but the journey ““ the months I spent, which is what I think you’re talking about, preparing the thing are merely arriving at the premise of the film, but it’s shooting of the film that I make it up and define it as I go along.

    It’s a constant, endless harvest of feast of surprises, of discoveries, of revelations. That is what creating a piece of art is all about. So, if the question, which sort of is I suspect, has something to do with starting with a fixed notion and how much it grows or deviates from that, that really not appropriate because all you have is something nebulous and fluid and you move toward coming into existence and that, the act in itself, is where all the surprises are and decisions are made and you decide what it is ““ abstract, really is what I’m talking about.

    There you have it in a nutshell. I couldn’t elaborate. Picasso once said that if you know what you’re going to do before you do it, what’s the point of doing it?

    So, let’s move on.

    CS: Yes, absolutely.

    LEIGH: Let’s get more specific.

    (Laughs)

    CS: Let’s talk about Sally Hawkins.

    LEIGH: You can’t get more specific than that.

    CS: No, I cannot. I thought she was wonderfully effervescent on the screen. I want to speak more about her character itself, about Poppy. When you looked at it and as you were developing her… By the end, which I wasn’t expecting, I was completely amazed.

    LEIGH: I’m glad you were, but of course you were. You couldn’t know. But then you know it shouldn’t be possible to talk about any movie where you expect anything. Unfortunately with all too many movies you get what you expect.

    CS: Exactly. But there are some movies where you know exactly where things are going and sometimes rewards you for being that predictable.

    LEIGH: That’s true.

    CS: Can a woman like Poppy exist in our culture?

    LEIGH: Absolutely. Absolutely. Plenty of them around, and men too, of course. It’s about, I mean, you have to mean this is a cynical world and of course it is. Look, apart from anything else Poppy is a teacher and a good teacher and you know there are millions of good teachers out there and teaching kids in that positive kind of way is an act of optimism. You are nourishing the future. Those kids are the grandparents of the 22nd century. See what I mean?

    CS: Absolutely, I do.

    LEIGH: So, it’s a gloomy, cynical world and we are destroying it, etc. etc. etc. but there are people out there getting on with it while we may be gloomy. And Poppy is such… That is what the film is about. So, yeah.

    The truth of the matter is, apart from anything else, if I didn’t think, if I genuinely didn’t think that people like that weren’t feasible, then I wouldn’t make the film, because I made a film about life as we live it, life as it is and life with it’s real potential.

    CS: And this is a move about teachers and I think Karina Fernandez deserves a lot of credit. She’s a nice punctuation to what the film is saying.

    LEIGH: She’s wonderful. She’s someone I didn’t know. I got her in just to see what would happen. She’s never done flamenco at all.

    CS: You’re kidding.

    LEIGH: She’s not Spanish. She’s English but her father is Spanish. Sally and I were talking ““ I bring people in gradually ““ I contract them to join us but then not sure what I’m going to do with them and I said to Sally one day, we were talking about Poppy, working on Poppy, and I said maybe she needs to have another leisure. And she said I was thinking about salsa or tango. And because I like Flamenco I said “How about Flamenco?” and she said, “Yeah.”

    So I sent Karina off to Flamenco lessons every day for weeks. She’s an actress not a hoofer. So we created this character and sent her off to Seville for a few days. But all the characters…we create all these characters in 3 dimensional complete with their whole back stories and life histories and all that. That’s what motivates and makes it all live. Sometimes it’s great to be able to tap into a fascinating…Wanting to channel that emotion about the man who has cheated on her.

    (Laughs)

    So I said, “Let’s pull it out.” Whereas in other cases, like the wonderful performance by Stanley Towsend who is the homeless guy, there’s a whole life there and you just get maybe a sense of it, what he’s doing is too discombobulated you get a sense there is a man and a woman he’s talking about there. So, she is wonderful isn’t she, Karina?

    CS: Oh yes, I would never have known”¦

    LEIGH: Of course you wouldn’t and I expect you haven’t seen the last of her.

    CS: The homeless man scene ““ I’m glad you brought that up. I think this movie has a lot to do ““ you have multiple characters and they all are in their own orbits and we see what happens when you bring these orbits together. Could you talk about”¦

    LEIGH: What that scene is about?

    CS: Yes, please.

    LEIGH: Of course. It’s about Poppy. It’s about openness and the ability to connect, complete ability not to be judgmental, and not to act on preconceptions, and her bravery ““ she didn’t think about being in danger. Some people say it’s naivete. No, it’s not naivete. She not concerned with that. She’s inquiring ““ “What is this?” It happens at a moment when she’s feeling more reflective perhaps. And she really connects with this guy, whoever he is, she doesn’t know. And the next scene when she goes back to the apartment when Zoe says, “Where have you been?” She doesn’t say because some things are private. It’s about something she shared with this guy. She’ll never see him again but perhaps would betray. When we were planning that scene I said to the production designer and the cinematographer, “It needs to be somewhere.”

    We don’t know where we really are, and subliminally the audience needs to be pulled out of their comfort zone.

    CS: I was a little frightened for her.

    LEIGH: It’s about Poppy dealing with stuff. Being open. Warm. All that stuff.

    CS: The whole film, she doesn’t allow anyone to alter the trajectory that she’s on.

    LEIGH: I don’t know whether that’s”¦.I know what you mean you say that.

    She certainly doesn’t allow anyone to get her down but I think to suggest anyone to alter her trajectory would suggest a kind of inflexibility. You can see for example the final and traumatic thing that happened with Scott again being caring and sympathetic but also firm and tough and also dealing with a kid. which she is very inexperienced in doing. I very seldom in my films have actions where someone just walks about ““ that’s not what I do, but there, toward the end when Scott drives off, you see him walking around just reflective for a while. And you know what that is. And she’s affected by it.

    You can see it in the next scene but it’s only in the end, in the grander scheme of her life, the time she took a free driver’s lesson from this nutcase will pale in significance, of course it will but still, she’s affected by him in the sense that she’s obsessed because she cares. I think any sensitive person must feel someone else’s pain basically. And when Zoe says “Don’t you think we should call the police?” and she says “No, that’s not going to help him” that’s a caring, un-judgmental position she takes.

    CS: She does and I see that when she sees the boys go after one another. She’s concerned and takes the steps to”¦.

    LEIGH: I think it’s an important detail that they are not going after one another ““ one is attacking and the rest are victims.

    CS: Yes. And she does what needs to happen in order to take care of that. I want to be sure we stay on point. The overarching theme ““ there is a lot of teachers in this film, there’s a lot about learning, those who are in charge of teaching others to do some thing. In your estimation, what is the value of teaching in general?

    LEIGH: That’s too vague a question. It’s important, isn’t it?

    CS: Well, Scott doesn’t care.

    LEIGH: No, no, no. You said what is the value of teaching in general, and the answer is it’s important. If you want to talk specifically about Scott, that’s a different thing. What is your question actually?

    CS: In relation to Scott as it pertains to Poppy.

    LEIGH: What’s the question?

    CS: What’s the value? Are there two different ideologies of how to teach someone?

    LEIGH: Oh, I see what you mean. Obviously Scott subscribes to an old fashioned ideology that you learn by rote. But the bottom line is that Poppy is a natural, very good teacher. The flamenco teacher and hasn’t learned the number one rule of keeping your personal shit outside the classroom. Scott has no teaching ability whatsoever. He talks about it but he’s a very nervous, neurotic, isolated, frustrated and bitter individual basically.

    CS: And Poppy, with her relationships with her sisters who all obviously have some issue with one another, she doesn’t ever criticize her sisters for whatever faults they have. Scott and the other sister makes mention that Poppy lives in her own world.

    LEIGH: But, that is their perception. I’m not going to accuse you of saying this but one of the most stupid things against the film is because they say that then ipso facto is the case. But it is not the case. She is plainly all the things that Helen from her own insecurities is plainly isn’t and the same thing with Scott. I mean Scott says to her, “You want to be loved.” Actually, he says to her, “You had no intention to learn how to drive, you set out to reel me in.” Both her sister and Scott are talking from positions of their own insecurities and their own isolation and not seeing her for what she really is which is an open, generous, understanding, fulfilled person. So, any notion that Poppy is compensating for anything is rubbish basically.

    CS: She’s gotten along just fine without any…

    LEIGH: Because she’s intelligent and open and focused and you know, motivated, and committed, and serious, and caring and all those things and has a great sense of humor and has a great sense of fun.

    CS: What do people see in her, you just mentioned insecurities. She’s almost a mirror to some other people to show them how they are to themselves. And I’m speaking here of Scott and I’m going to use Scott and the social worker who eventually comes together with Poppy and that relationship seems genuinely healthy and he loves her.

    LEIGH: Because he is as centered and comfortable with who he is open to the world as she is and they are quite a good match I would say.

    CS: Absolutely.

    LEIGH: You would get the impression that they are good in the sack as well.

    (Laughs)

    CS: In your own estimation, the characters of, and again I’m going back to Scott because he seems so diametrically opposed to Poppy, what happens in life that Poppy retains that sense of wonder and hope and optimism that we all have as children and somehow”¦

    LEIGH: This guy has never been loved. You can tell he’s had a terrible family life. There are clues. But with all due respect he’s not as bright as Poppy, he’s not as sharp and he’s isolated. People have said you know he’s like the homeless guy. No, he’s not. The homeless guy has obviously had emotional experiences. When, this homeless guy breaks out into a piece of Sinatra, he’s got romance in his soul. You can see. He’s just damaged. But this guy Scott, he’s impotent, arid, paranoid, fascist, a sad case. Nobody has ever given him a coddle. He’s desperate for it. If a woman came along, we dealt with it in the back story, he just doesn’t know how to deal with it. So, classically, he’s the kind of guy who is in the teacher kind of role from his insecurity because dominating people is the only way he can be in power. He’s the classic case. Because you get reports of the other guy giving him a hard time.

    CS: Right. It wasn’t so much the student as the teacher. Now, I only have time for just one more question and want to ask about when you created this movie and went through the process of making it and putting it out there, how are you finding people responding to it? Not so much a like it or love it but, again, this is a piece of art because you put it out there and whether or not people like it or not is irrelevant, what are you getting back from people from what they are getting from the film after they have seen it?

    LEIGH: A multiplicity of things. The good news is ““ OK, there are critics and there are people. Today, for example, we got a lot of rave reviews. But actually I’ve been going to a lot of screenings doing Q&A’s. To enumerate what is too much of a chore except to say there is a wide range of reactions within an overall positive reaction. Occasionally there are people say they wanted to throttle, they say they couldn’t stand her”¦

    (Laughs)

    I don’t get that.

    CS: I don’t get that either.

    LEIGH: If you don’t fall in love with her then I don’t know what you do, basically. It’s just a character ““ somebody said to me, to be stuck on a desert island with her would be great ““ yes, please. Let me know when. I’m looking forward to it.

  • Trailer Park: HAPPY-GO-LUCKY, RACHEL GETTING MARRIED and SALO

    By Christopher Stipp

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    RACHEL GETTING MARRIED

    I think if I explain everything I just could not, in good conscious, recommend about this little film that’s completely overrated, overexposed and represents everything wretched about art films that try and be too clever without giving the audience anything for their patience in sitting through this dreadful slop I might just be able to tell you why the good money should be on HAPPY-GO-LUCKY.

    When we meet Anne Hathaway, starring as Kym, in RACHEL GETTING MARRIED she is on the rebound. Rebounding from the dark floor of drug addiction she is trying to right her own personal plane from completely decimating any little humanity she might have left as it careens towards an ultimate crash course. She is saved, however, by a 12-step program. She seems committed to her recovery and to making amends for past abuses that we aren’t really let in on as an audience until it’s theatrically appropriate. You see, the whole film is supposed to be, as the title says, RACHEL GETTING MARRIED. Rachel. Instead, what we get is the impish and selfish behaviors of Kym as she desperately seeks attention, any attention, from those who have no doubt been through an emotional corkscrew as we learn even more about her past transgressions against her family. This is one of the problems that suffers at the hands of Jonathan Demme’s overwrought, overacted, melodramatic, bombastic piece of stillborn cinema.

    The reason why no one seems to be pointing out that this emperor has no clothes is that the movie seems steeped in a artful sheen that, itself, is screaming to be loved. The entire movie almost all takes place at Kym’s childhood home and the bizarre events that transpire there for their wedding weekend should be enough reason for you to steer clear of this film. Case in point, never mind that the movie’s best man to the dreadfully acted husband-to-be, Tunde Adebimpe, who looks like Kanye West but without the swagger, charisma or anything else endearing, fucks Kym in the basement of her house just hours before the rehearsal dinner moments, just moments, after formally introducing themselves to one another, both attending the same weekly 12 step meeting. We don’t know for sure whether he’s romantically linked to the bridesmaid who was, moments before Kym decides to have a meltdown about it, supposed to be the maid of honor but the casualness of this intimacy which isn’t is exactly what’s wrong with this picture.

    We’re supposed to somehow care for these characters, I think that’s the point of a good story, connect with one of them at least, and be happy for the couple getting married, but it is one strange person after the next that we’re introduced to in this movie. We have a live band, friends of the bride and groom, that keeps playing all weekend in anticipation of their big day, at the house. I’m not sure if that’s supposed to be a running joke but they are the most grating, annoying musical group put to celluloid this year. Their playing borders on unbelievable, unbelievable that any normal person would oppress everyone else in the home, seemingly throughout the whole film, with their practicing. You have a rehearsal dinner, the likes of which I have never even remotely come close to experiencing, that literally takes its time getting through to the end.

    I don’t know if Demme forgot to pay his editor, thus feeling like he didn’t cut an ounce of material from this scene, but since brevity wasn’t a chief concern of his and decided to treat this dinner as if it were one long tracking shot it is tough to sit through. As well, almost a companion piece to this, we get an obnoxiously designed and executed wedding reception that is so pretentious and unbelievable in its scope and size that I am loathe to even praise it for trying to be different. There’s a difference between different and interesting and these moments, filled with all sorts of hipsters, people much too cool for anyone’s school (especially one of the groom’s buddies who gives his toast rocking a pair of sunglasses) but, frankly, it is hard to get past the forced bohemianisms many of these players exude.

    Specifically, one of the more surprising disappointments is Bill Irwin. He’s so adept, and could run circles around some of the youthful screen actors who wouldn’t know how to carry themselves appropriately on a real stage like Bill has over the years, but yet he turns in a performance that is overwrought and melodramatic at moments that you wonder if we’re supposed to laugh or be horrified by what he considers to be dramatic acting during some key moments in this film. If this serves as any indication of his strengths on film maybe he should just stick to playing Mr. Noodle on Sesame Street. As well, Debra Winger is the real disaster of this film. Playing the part of a disassociated mother who wants us to believe that her wayward daughter Kym is less deserving of the affection she gives her “successful” daughter Rachel doesn’t work. By the end of the film she’s merely a skid mark on a disaster of what should have been a movie about how one family turns tragedy into something new, something worth making a film about. But, instead, the film grates and limps towards its final minutes, oppressing the audience through a long, drawn out wedding reception that, if anyone is being honest, no one ever wants to see unless you’re the bride and groom. The reasons for including such a long sequence are not valid if the point is to illustrate something more than letting the audience sit through a fake reception, with fake people, with no real point but to be lengthy and self-indulgent.

    Anne Hathaway, though, deserves some credit for turning in a performance that is genuinely a highlight to the other roles she’s ever had to play on film and, setting aside some of the more awkward moments (read here: her many outbursts), she does shine. She does. The film is not a complete waste and, if it were not for Anne’s dedication to making this character seem more real than the stiffs she’s surrounded with, is better for her being in it.

    HAPPY-GO-LUCKY

    There is something to be said about the power of a positive attitude.

    We could talk endlessly about whether people who seem perpetually happy are really delusional or are deluding themselves. In this film, written and directed by Mike Leigh, the real genuineness about Poppy (played deftly and tenderly by Sally Hawkins) when we first meet her is that she has not just a great attitude about life and its cruelties that seem to pepper our daily existence but that she simply has the closest thing to Leibnizian optimism that hasn’t been seen since Voltaire’s novel Candide. Amazingly enough her joie de vivre doesn’t become annoying and isn’t obnoxious. Poppy knows how to navigate through any situation and instead of letting water find its lowest point she elevates everyone else around her. For the most part.

    Now, she doesn’t suffer fools gladly, Leigh is smart and sharp enough to make Poppy a strong independent woman who doesn’t need anyone in her life to determine how she should feel, and she is equipped with the kind of humor that could be taken a few different ways. In one way, she is a bastion of delight to her friends who love her; she’s the kind of friend who would pick you up anywhere at any time. The other way her soulfully bright outlook on such mundane activities as learning how to drive a car is taken, judging by the reaction of her driving instructor, Scott (played with wicked precision by Eddie Marsan), Poppy acts like a life mirror for those she comes in contact and interacts with. To wit, her humor about things is genuinely meant to soothe, to trigger some sense of ease, but her very being reminds others who find themselves at rotten opposites to Poppy’s positivity that they are not good people. Again, it’s so simplistic to make the observation but for lack of a better metaphor she is like a walking piece of art; people have reactions to it, for good or bad, depending on how they interpret her.

    Hawkins’ performance, as I heard one person explain, could be likened to the supposition of what it would be like if the jovial best friend in all the films that have come out in years past were given her own film. In a way that’s a perfectly apt comparison and one I would agree with up to the point where she stops, however brief, being the unstoppably positive person and comes to the aid of a young schoolboy who is getting beaten in the schoolyard. As a teacher she is unmistakably compassionate and the subsequent moments where we meet a social worker, Tim (Samuel Roukin), who comes in to talk to the child, I half expectedly waiting to have this movie turn into usual Hollywood territory where we learn there is something sinister afoot and this social worker guy and Poppy team up to get to the damn bottom of things, things end with Tim finding out the core of what’s wrong and then works off-camera to resolve the issue. It’s in the moment where Poppy shows her sensitivity as a human being, the dedication to the children who have been placed in her care, and Hawkins’ range as a sophisticated actress that understands her role and embraces all its facets. The way that Tim and Poppy come together, and how Tim responds quite favorably to Poppy’s embrace of life, seems perfectly believable in that Leigh earns the moment these two people share with one another.

    Conversely, the same dedication and jovialness she displays in her classroom with the young kids she teaches during the week acts like an oppressive force as Scott sees Poppy in a complete and different way. Poppy’s humor and genialness is interpreted quite terrifyingly by Scott who has obvious emotional issues that at first don’t seem like they have anything to do with her. Poppy thinks the things that happen with Scott, for instance when he chats about the miserable students that he has to endure, are simply random. Scott makes his own misery and this is another aspect of Leigh’s movie that is so powerful; it’s not enough to just say “Be happy” but, Leigh seems to be saying, if I could be so bold as to make the assertion, your misery is your own making.

    Life is hard and scraggly, yes, and there is a moment that Poppy has with a homeless man that is at the same time tense, scary and completely disarming, but there is just something uplifting about the moment when Poppy enters the homeless person’s world willingly to try and understand, to help. Again, she doesn’t suffer any fools gladly but the response she has to the events that happen to her is what makes this film so different than anything you’ll see this year. You want her to react in ways we’ve been condition to react to tense emotional situations but she gladly disappoints you every single time in taking not just the higher road but the road less taken by many people in the world. She is not the Pangloss from Candide of her day but, rather, Candide himself who eventually looks at the hardships that have happened in life and confesses he must, “cultivate her garden”; it’s the recognition that, yes, these things will happen, and very unpleasant things will continue to happen but let your good soul be the better person.

    For sure, and as well, you have to credit the performances of Karina Fernandez who chews up screen time with an absolutely gripping scene as Poppy decides to take a flamenco dancing class and gets an introduction that no one has probably ever received and Stanley Townsend as a tramp who manages to shift the whole tone of the film for a few gripping moments.
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    Not Worth Revisiting: SALO by Raymond Schillaci

    Some Movies You Don’t Have to See

    Christopher played a cruel joke on me. He went to Borders and purchased the Criterion Collection of Salo, The 120 Days of Sodom, and dared me as a film lover to view it before him. He herald it with praise ““ of course, this is only hearsay ““ he was like a little lemming ready to jump off the cliff. Well, I saved his ass and suffered through 145 minutes of literal torture involving sodomizing, fecal obsession, rape, old men and women getting their rocks off with disgusting stories that could just about turn anyone’s stomach and that is just at a glimpse of this dispassionate piece of psuedo-art.

    Why did I see this movie? Not to be unfair to Mel, but I felt the same way when I walked away from The Passion. Two hours of torture. Now don’t get me wrong, I understand the religious implications to “The Passion”. So to some (or many ““ the box office numbers prove that) there was a deep sincerity to it all that really needed no average story-telling techniques. But to those of us not of the religious persuasion it was an exercise in nausea. That is the only comparison that I will draw with those two movies. Many will see the redeeming value in “The Passion” while “Salo” is void of it.

    Some movies should just not be made. You feel dirty afterwards and it ruins 2 hours of your life, if not more, for what it has done to your psyche. As well done as some of them may be, they manage to cross the taboo line that makes you feel how unnecessary these people are to the film community. Their talents wasted on something so vile, one wishes to burn the film and ask the artists to go back and create something more palatable. Now don’t get me wrong. I think you may know from some of my reviews that I appreciate deep and avant garde films. I have sung the praises of Jodorowsky, Scorsese and Lynch. But for the life of me I can’t understand anybody putting themselves through the likes of “Old Boy” “Pink Flamingos” or “Salo”. As far as who wins out most disturbing and voted closest to want to burn in hell ““ Salo takes the number 1 spot and so does Christopher and Criterion for aiding and abetting anyone to try an view this disturbing onslaught on the senses. This is not a movie for one to own, let alone rent.

    I’m not in the minority on this one folks. Many have damned this film. Check out the reviews on Amazon.com. A few sickos out there have praised it as a masterpiece for its imagery and daring. I say, “Get a life!” We have seen similar imagery in films from past masters done much better. Any amateur film historian could recognize the influences of Kubrick, Fellini and perhaps Bergman. Yes, the decision to leave nothing to the imagination may be considered daring, but so was getting Divine to eat poodle shit in one disgusting take in “Pink Flamingos”. Is it art? I don’t think so.

    This is a story from the Marque de Sade and has all the earmarks of his disgusting fetishes. This is a tale reveling in the history of four powerful fascists men in Northern Italy, during WWII, who kidnap eighteen young people (men & women) and put them through physical and emotional torture. The lucky ones commit suicide early while the others endure stomach-churning stories from perverted old men and women, brutal rape, eating and bathing in human excrement over and over again, detailed visceral torture and eventually death, only to have two young fascist men waltz to the sounds of agony.

    There is no redeeming value to this film. It’s four lead characters start off repulsive and go downhill from there. This film makes “Eyes Wide Shut” & “Clockwork Orange” look like a piker for perversion. But those films actually had far more appeal. Yes, the film captures the decadence of the period, but who really wants to relive that. Some may argue the point that such films like “Platoon” or “Schindler’s List” have been labeled as masterpieces exposing atrocities set upon the human spirit. That is correct, but they also had a redeeming value that rose above the events themselves. Pasolini’s “Salo” has no desire to take what it may consider as the easy route. Instead it shoves your face into it, makes you feel like an outsider, forced to subject one’s self to the humility all the actors have put themselves through.

    What a nightmare this movie is and I curse Criterion, Christopher and myself for the viewing displeasure. I urge all not to even rent this. And, if you are offered to see it for free, beat the hell out of the person who offers it to you. I have urged Christopher to shred this DVD and rid it from our lives. By the way, it took me 3 sittings to get through this atrocity. I now have to bath myself in lime and get a good spraying of Lysol. Maybe then I will feel half way human again.

    God, I hope my family forgives me.

  • EXCLUSIVE: Quick Stop Entertainment Screening of Changeling

    By Christopher Stipp

    The Archives, Right Here

    For those of you caught in the lonely desert wasteland that is the Southwest and wonder why those on east and west coast get all the early screenings I am here to say that you now have an advantage to be living in Bumwad, America.

    I have passes galore for Angelina Jolie’s CHANGELING and it’s playing at 7:00 p.m. in Tucson (where my personal favorites CAN’T FIND ME LOVE and REVENGE OF THE NERDS was filmed), Albequerque (where one this year’s best comedies, HAMLET 2, was put to celluloid) and Phoenix (RAISING ARIZONA, anyone?).

    So, come one, come all and if you want a pass just shoot me a note at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com. It’s as easy as that.

    Here’s the synopsis for those who don’t know:

    Clint Eastwood directs Angelina Jolie and John Malkovich in a provocative thriller based on actual events: Changeling. In the film, Christine Collins’ (Jolie) prayers are met when her kidnapped son is returned. But amidst the frenzy of the photo-op reunion, she realizes this child is not hers. Facing corrupt police and a skeptical public, she desperately hunts for answers, only to be confronted by a truth that will change her forever.

    Los Angeles, 1928: On a Saturday morning in a working-class suburb, Christine said goodbye to her son, Walter, and left for work. When she came home, she discovered he had vanished. A fruitless search ensues, and months later, a boy claiming to be the nine-year-old is returned. Dazed by the swirl of cops, reporters and her conflicted emotions, Christine allows him to stay overnight. But in her heart, she knows he is not Walter.

    As she pushes authorities to keep looking, she learns that in Prohibition-era L.A., women don’t challenge the system and live to tell their story. Slandered as delusional and unfit, Christine finds an ally in activist Reverend Briegleb (Malkovich), who helps her fight the city to look for her missing boy. Based on the actual incident that rocked California’s legal system, Changeling tells the shocking tale of a mother’s quest to find her son, and those who won’t stop until they silence her.

  • Toy Box: Professor McGonagall – Gentle Giant Mini-Bust

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    Harry Potter fans were severely disappointed this year when the 6th movie in the series, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, was delayed until the summer of 2009. The writer’s strike created a large gap for many of the studios in the spring/summer period of ’09, and several studios have pushed ’08 films out to help fill the void.

    But I doubt the delay well quell the anticipation, and the previews show a much darker film, following the much darker feel of the books. And once again, Professor Minerva McGonagall will play a key role. We haven’t been treated to a while lot of McGongagall collectibles, although you can pick up her wand through the Noble Collections.

    Gentle Giant might not be producing a lot more of their Harry Potter mini-busts (rumors abound of possible cancellations), but they’ve managed to release their version of Professor McGonagall. It’s a fairly limited edition, even by Potter bust standards, with just 1400 produced. You can pick her up for around $40 – $50, depending on the retailer.

    Professor McGonagall – Gentle Giant mini-bust

    It is only right that we finally have a bust of McGonagall, as she’s really the third most critical professor in Harry’s life, after Dumbledore and Snape. Gentle Giant has had some trouble turning in good Harry Potter female likenesses though, so it was with some trepidation that I opened the box…

    Packaging – ***1/2
    Gentle Giant has done a good job with the rather basic color scheme allowed them by the licensor. They also have the window here, allowing you to see the bust before purchasing, at least if you’re lucky enough to find it in an actual store. The boxes are easy to store, keep the bust very well protected, and include the edition number on the bottom. And of course, there’s the usual baseball card style Certificate of Authenticity.

    Sculpting – ***1/2
    One of the nice things about the McGonagall character is that Maggie Smith is allowed to play a woman that looks her age, rather than a woman that looks like she’s desperately trying to be 20 again. There aren’t a lot of roles in Hollywood that allow older women to actually BE older, but Mcgonagall is one of them.

    Gentle Giant captured the look of the dear Professor quite well, and there’s certainly no mistaking her. The fine detail in the wisdom of her face is present, and the scale and proportions of the hat, body, head and limbs is quite good. I’m particularly happy that they included the robe pattern, sculpted and not just painted. That sort of texture lends a lot to the look of these mini-busts, and too often it’s missing.

    All that being said, I did have one issue with the sculpt. They gave her a downward gaze…a VERY downward gaze. In fact, you’ll need to display this bust on a shelf well above eye level if you want her to be looking at you when you’re looking at her. Otherwise, she’ll be checking you out south of the border, if you know what I mean. Had they simply tilted her head back a bit, or brought the gaze up a little, or both, the sculpt would have been just about perfect for me.

    Paint – ***
    From early photos of this piece, my biggest concerns were around the paint. Bad paint could ruin the sculpt, and Gentle Giant, like many companies right now, has had their issues with paint lately. Early photos tended to use flash though, washing out her already pale appearance, and once I had her in hand I found that it wasn’t nearly as bad of an issue as I’d feared.

    That’s not to say that the paint work is outstanding, though. It still is a little paler and flatter than I’d like, giving the sculpt less life than it should have. There’s a little slop here and there, and the eyes have that lifeless doll quality that can so hurt a great sculpt. She’s decent, but she’s no Bellatrix Lestrange.

    Design – ***
    We’ve never seen Minerva too active in any of the films…yet. And so this slightly reserved, contemplative look works fine for her character. It’s not as dynamic as some of their previous busts, but that works just fine in context.

    I’m knocking off a bit here though too because of the downward stare. It really is the major issue in an otherwise solid effort.

    Value – ***
    While other collectibles have been skyrocketing, Gentle Giant has managed to keep the busts down around $45 – $50 at most retailers. That’s where I’m grading this one, and at an edition size of just 1400, she’s a better than average deal.

    Things to Watch Out For –
    Not much. Clearly you won’t want to go banging her against the wall. And if you do want to, then you’re one sick little puppy.

    Overall – ***
    While the paint is a bit too pale, and the downward gaze a tad annoying, the bust is an overall good addition to the line up. She doesn’t have any of the serious issues of some past releases, and will end up in the middle of the pack for most folks.

    While there are three more announced busts to come in early ’09, they are more variants of the three kids. If it does turn out that McGonagall is the last of the non-Harry/Hermione/Ron busts, at least we’ve managed to get a nice collection of the majority if key characters in the movies. Oh, there’s a few more I’d really like to have, but that will always be true.

    Where to Buy –
    There’s some great online options if your LCS doesn’t carry her:

    Urban Collectors has her for $45.

    Andrew’s Toyz has her listed at $49.

    Things from Another World has her in stock at $49.50.

    Past Generation Toys has her at $50.

    Entertainment Earth has her at $55.

    Related Links –
    I believe I’ve reviewed the entire Gentle Giant Harry Potter line so far…with maybe one or two early exceptions:

    – the last one was of the regular and transforming Lupin.

    – another set of ‘twins’ was the Weasleys.

    – I’ve covered others including light up Harry, Cho Chang, Luna Lovegood, Draco Malfoy, Merperson mini-bust, Voldemort, Hagrid and Mad Eye Moody, Ron and Hermione, Snape and Dumbledore, Dobby and Dementor, and a guest review of Harry and Sirius.

  • TV Or Not TV: 10/20 – 10/26

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    Welcome back to another week of TV or Not TV. My name is Will Wilkins, and I’m not my own worst enemy.

    Speaking of worst enemies, last week I got to take in the new NBC show My Own Worst Enemy. I never feel very good about shows that NBC forces down our throats over the summer in their commercial spots (a trend that goes back to the Mike O’Malley show and Suddenly Susan to name a few), but I was looking forward to My Own Worst Enemy. There was only one real reason I was looking forward to it and that reason has a name: Christian Slater. I have long thought that Christian Slater was one of the unsung heroes of the acting community that has the chops to do big things. Why he seemed to vanish could be due to elements in his past that have made him truly his own worst enemy (even though looking at his IMDB page he has worked consistenly since 1996’s Broken Arrow which is the last real big movie I remember him being in). Regardless of his low profile, seeing that he was in My Own Worst Enemy made me anticipate the premiere of this show inspite of its premise.

    In My Own Worst Enemy we meet Henry Spivey.  Henry is a corporate efficiency consultant with a lovely wife, two kids, and he’s not  home a lot because his job appears to require a lot of travel. We also find out that, unbeknownst to Henry, he is also Edward Albright, a highly effective, efficient and lethal spy for a top secret government agency (aren’t they all?). This change happens when someone flips a high tech switch and super spy headquarters, at least it is supposed to. In the pilot we see that it is also now starting to happen without the switch. First Edward comes around in Henry’s bed, and Henry comes around when Edward is on a mission with a target in his sites.

    When I first heard the concept I was leary of it because it seems that on the surface after you tell this story once in the pilot you have told the story over all (based on what we were told before it aired). Instead what you get is a very involving story with elements of shock and surprise. In the pilot we learn that Edward actually volunteered for this program, Henry is actually the constructed life and didn’t even exist 19 years prior. We also learn that the company Henry works for is just a cover for the spy agency, allowing them the cover they need to dispatch (and control) their operatives. Naturally, some of Henry‘s friends and co-workers are also agenst, as we learn from seeing Tom Grady (played by the aforementioned Mike O’Malley) at the office and Raymond in the spy world.

    We also learned that the spies know about their cover lives, and their cover lives know nothing about them, with Henry being the now only exception. Yes, they can reset Henry so that he knows nothing about Edward but until he is “fixed” from switching when he isn’t supposed to that won’t really matter now will it?

    Christian Slater puts in a great performance as both characters (just as I predicted he would) and he easily makes you believe that he is this high tech Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde. I also have to mention that the head of this mysterious agency is played wonderfully by Alfre Woodard, but then again that woman probably is capable of great acting even in her sleep.

    Even though it has only been one episode I have to say that this show is probably one of the more promising of the new season and I encourage you to catch the pilot on line at NBC.com and then take in the new episode this week to make up your own mind.

    Now let’s move on to other business and take a look at the week ahead.

    MONDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: If you couldn’t hear the stunt casting alarm going off it was probably because the “You’re 15 minutes of fame is way over” alert  was ringing too loudly as Nicole Richie is cast as a former high school nemesis of Sarah. That’s hot.

    VH1 – 9:00 PM: The failure train continues to chug along as the guys who weren’t able to win the heart of the New York, who is the girl who couldn’t win the heart of Flavor Flav, get their own show. It’s really like seeing the evolutionary chart in reverse, isn’t it?

    NBC – 10:00 PM: Because I went on about it so much above I feel obligated to point out that if you were able to stomach your way through Heroes you should really stick around for My Own Worst Enemy.

    TUESDAY

    FOX – 9:00 PM: A woman brings illness and death to everyone she encounters on Fringe. I think this lady has been on every flight I’ve ever taken.

    ANIMAL PLANET – 10:00 PM: Wolf expert Shaun Ellis, who infiltrated a pack of wolves and lived among them, takes his girlfriend Helen Jeffs into the wild as she attempts to become a part of the pack as well in Living with the Wolf Man. The things some people do for love.

    ABC – 10:00 PM: Another careful choice of stunt casting puts Katie Holmes on Eli Stone. I’m still not going to watch.

    WEDNESDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM E / 5:00 PM P: It’s Game 1 of the MLB World Series with the Philladelphia Phillies pitted against the Tampa Bay Rays. Seriously, who’s watching this if you live anywhere else in the US?

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Wednesday’s stunt casting is done by David Arquette on tonight’s episode of Pushing Daisies. The show tries to balance it out by also having Debra Mooney in to play Emerson‘s famous mom.

    CW – 9:00 PM: If you merged Devil Wears Prada with The Apprentice you still wouldn’t wind up with Stylista. Too bad The CW didn’t realize this because they are still airing the show. Oh well.

    THURSDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM E / 5:00 PM P: It’s Game 2 of the MLB World Series and I could still care less about who wins.

    NBC – 9:00 PM: Tonight The Office gets robbed, proving that crime truly is senseless. Hopefully it also proves funny, but my hopes aren’t high.

    VH1 – 10:00 PM: The Season 2 premiere of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew has the return of Jeff Conaway as he is joined by Rodney King, Tawney Kitaen, Amber Smith, Shawn Stewart, Steven Adler, and Nikki McKibbin.  Sadly I bet no one under 20 recognizes more than two of those names.

    FRIDAY

    AMC – 8:00 PM: With less than two weeks until 10/31 you may want to get in the mood with the original Halloween. Triva note: the mask Michael Myers wears in the original is a Captain Kirk mask. Creepy huh?

    FOX – 9:00 PM: American Idol alumni Constantine Maroulis appears on Don’t Forget the Lyrics for charity. The charity? Probably the Contstantine Maroulis Survival Fund.

    NBC – 10:00 PM: A person put away last season escapes this week during an earthquake on Life. It’s nice of them to have a call back to previous season, and to see the show had a 21 percent surge in the ratings last week. Hopefully the momentum can continue because it is still one of my preferred shows.

    SATURDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM E / 5:00 PM P: It’s Game 3 of the MLB World Series. I can only hope it ends with game 4.

    HIST – 8:00 PM: It’s a four hour block of MonsterQuest tonight where they look for The Real Hobbit, Giant Killer Snakes, Boneless Horror and America’s Loch Ness Monster.

    CARTOON NETWORK – 9:00 PM: Fans of The Batman animated series might enjoy tonights airing of The Batman vs. Dracula.

    ANIMAL PLANET – 10:00 PM: Beth O, also known now as Mrs. Howard Stern, hosts the World’s Ugliest Dog Competition 2008.

    SUNDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM E / 5:00 PM P: It’s Game 4 of the MLB World Series. NBC‘s idea of counter programming is…

    NBC – 8:00 PM: I can’t wait to see what the TV cut of The 40-Year-Old-Virgin is like.

    AMC – 10:00 PM: Emmy Fave Mad Men has it’s second season finale tonight.

    Will Wilkins didn’t mention but is watching True Blood. Maybe you should to?

  • Game On!: Payne-ful

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    Today, theater goers will have a few choices as to what to watch at their local Cineplex. For some, the choice may be the new film MAX PAYNE, based on the popular videogame series. For these people I say”¦MAKE A NEW CHOICE.

    Now, it’s no secret that I’m a big fan of the games. I’ve played both numerous times, and I even played the first game for a few hours just before going to see the movie, just so I could compare and contrast between the two. Now, I’m not so naïve to believe that they wouldn’t change a few things in their adaptation – that’s fairly common practice nowadays ““ but I wanted to see just how much they would, if at all.

    Let me tell you, if you’re a fan of the games at all”¦stay away. You will be sorely disappointed.

    First, for those familiar with the game and its plot, the summary of the film version at least SOUNDS similar: “Detective Max Payne (Mark Wahlburg) seeks vengeance for the brutal murder of his wife and child. His obsessive investigation takes him through a nightmarish journey into New York’s dark underworld.” Sure, fine, good”¦that sounds kind of like the game, right? Well, that’s just about where the similarity ends. I don’t mind that they’ve taken Max from being a DEA agent to just a Detective”¦I do mind that they’ve made him a desk clerk for cold case files rather than a hard boiled, tough as nails street cop who goes all Punisher-vigilante style on the bad guys.

    See, what makes the MAX PAYNE games great is their story, and how it’s told. The games use a film noir style and combine it with a shitload of gun-blazing action. If you took SIN CITY and had John Woo direct it, you’d have a pretty damn good MAX PAYNE film. Sadly, this has neither. This feature completely abandons the film noir aspect, only utilizing Max’s famous narration at the very beginning of the flick. And sure, there are many things that if you had a passing knowledge of the game, you might say ties in. The opening sequence is at the subway station at Roscoe Street. There’s a drug called “Valkyr” and a company called “Aesir” and a club called “Ragna Rock”. There are characters from the game, including Alex Balder, BB, Mona Sax, Jim Bravura, Jack Lupino and Nicole Horne. However, having these items or characters act or perform as they do in the game is practically non-existent. Many of these characters only serve as the tiniest bit of fan-service”¦and BAD fan-service at that. Most are only included to have a character from the game in the film.

    Mona Sax (played by Mila Kunis), for example, is a strange character. Without knowing her from the game, you wouldn’t know why she appears in the movie at all. Her scenes don’t’ establish her character well enough (beyond her being the sister of a murder victim) and her reasons for helping Max, or even what she does are completely left in the dark. Apparently, she’s a Russian mobster hitwoman”¦or something. Likewise, Jim Bravura (rapper Ludacris) is an empty shell of a character, used only to have SOMEONE on Max’s case. Here, he’s a detective from Internal Affairs, while n the game he’s the cop following Max’s trail of vigilante justice. While those two aren’t that varied, sadly it just seems like they didn’t know what to do with the character. He does no real detective work, he just shows up at random moments and nothing really happens. It probably doesn’t help that both Mila Kunis and Ludacris are woefully miscast in this film. Making tiny Mila into a badass just doesn’t work, and Luda just plain can’t act in this film.

    But these are just minor quibbles in the whole of a shitty movie. Didja see that cool trailer for the flick? The first one, where it showed all that slow-motion action of Marky Mark whipping a gun at thugs, flying through the air and blasting caps into fools? How long was that trailer, would you say? About two minutes? Would you be surprised that all the action that you see in said trailer is all the action that appears in the ENTIRE film? So, that’s two minutes of action, in a movie that lists its run-time at 100 minutes. So”¦that leaves 98 minutes of ACTION-LESS FILM. No action in a film based on an ACTION GAME. Brilliant. And that 2 minutes of action? It’s spread out over the last 20 minutes of the flick”¦which means for at least the first hour, you’re watching a film where you’re just WAITING for SOMEONE to shoot SOMETHING.

    The game is known for its action set pieces. The bullet-time slow-motion gunplay put the game on the map”¦to see it omitted from all but a few scenes near the end of the flick is a travesty. So, what do we have instead? Ham-fisted brooding, lackluster character development and scant scenes of what you’d want in an action movie: action.

    Now, don’t get me wrong, the action that IS there is decent”¦it’s just not what I’d want out of a MAX PAYNE movie. The director handles the look of the film well, with ample lighting and cool, slick camera moves. It’s just too bad it’s all so hollow. The effects are great”¦but again, NOTHING like the game.

    And if you’ve never played the games at all? Prepare to be even MORE confused than those who have. In the film, the users of the Valkyr drug hallucinate and see demons with wings, which are supposedly what carry them off to their maker. These creatures are a VERY cool effect, but appear NOWHERE in the game. Sadly, the film itself does a horrible job telling the audience weather those creatures are even a hallucination or not. Even worse still are Max’s motives for doing ANYTHING in his quest for redemption and vengeance. Why is he teaming up with Mona? What are her motives for helping him? If the cops think he’s so dangerous, why don’t they make any attempts to arrest him? Why does he randomly take the drug himself? Nothing he does makes sense in this film. A friend of mine who saw the film with me (and who doesn’t know the games as well as I do, if at all) said it best to me. He said if he actually put thought into it to try to see what the filmmakers were trying to say about the situations in the movie, he understood it”¦but he had to figure out what that was first.

    But as a fan of the games, it angers me at how sloppy this adaptation is. This is where I come off as a raging fanboy, but I frankly don’t care. I understand how Hollywood has to adapt a license to make it more marketable to reach a wider audience than it’s built in fan base. Sure, that makes sense to me. What doesn’t make sense is changing SO MUCH that they alienate the fan base to begin with. Jack Lupino (Prison Break’s Amaury Nolasco) is the boss of the first level in the game. Just the first level. Here, he’s practically the film’s entire villain focus. What about the mob, the gang war”¦hell, what about Max’s addiction to painkillers? Where is the bloody FILM NOIR ASPECT? I want my voice over narration with cheesy synonyms and dark humor. This film had neither. It’s like the writer looked at a synopsis of the game, took a bunch of the character names, and wrote a script around THAT. Hell, one of the pivotal characters in the first half of the game, Vinnie Gognitti, is reduced to having his last name be the name of the STORAGE FACILITY Max keeps his dead wife’s belongings in.

    I know, I know”¦I shouldn’t expect a film adaptation of a game to be accurate to the source material but honestly? Uwe Boll has made more accurate adaptations. I don’t blame the director here, though. At least this LOOKS better than an Uwe Boll flick. No, I blame the writer for a disjointed, sloppy, confusing and utterly boring mess. And what’s worst of all? The MAX PAYNE games are rated M for Mature. The film is rated PG-13. Now, the director, John Moore, has said that he hoped for the PG-13 rating, to reach a wider audience. The director also announced he is planning a “Gamer Dedicated Cut” of the film, as he explained to GameDaily:

    “There’s what I call the Gamer Dedicated Cut of the movie. It’s a little slower and a little more atmospheric. There are some rougher edges on it, but it’s not going to be a bloodfest. I want this to be the Max Payne that I set out to shoot. It’s not that I wanted to release one version in the theaters and make a cheap buck by following up with a blood-drenched DVD version. The movie you see in the theaters will be an intense experience and the movie you see on DVD will be as intense an experience with some extra sensibilities for people who really adore the game.”

    Wait a second”¦you release a practically action-less action movie that moves slow and is confusing, then say you’re going to release a version for the fans of the game that moves even SLOWER and WON’T be as bloody as the game?

    Maybe I do blame the director.

    Hollywood, take note. Give video game fans what they want”¦a faithful adaptation of the games they love. You may find that you’ll pull in folk not familiar with the source material anyway. Just try it once, just for shits and giggles. I’d like to see how that plays out.

  • Trailer Park: Sean Anders

    By Christopher Stipp

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    You can see how much I enjoyed this film.

    Watching SEX DRIVE in a crowded theater I was pleased that I was able to laugh along with what was happening on the screen without feeling sorry for the producers of the film. With abhorations like DATE MOVIE, EPIC MOVIE, MEET THE SPARTANS or any number of forgettable films that seek to be outrageous SEX DRIVE just wants to be funny. And it succeeds, in part, because of the man who helmed the co-writing and directorial duties, Sean Anders. It’s a name that not many people are familiar with but people should. Anders has crafted a movie that balances, like the scales of justice, genuineness and abject depravtity in a way that hasn’t been seen for some time.

    CHRISTOPHER STIPP: I really liked this movie. I think I went from casually enjoying the trailers to, after I saw the film, to appreciating what you managed to do. As an aside, I think the older I get the more cynical I get about comedies. None of them speak to me anymore. American Pie? I thought it was just OK. This one I genuinely found myself laughing and having a good time sitting in a theater with other people.

    SEAN ANDERS: Oh good.

    CS: It was all over the board, in a good way. It wasn’t obnoxiously crude and, during those moments, it was done in a way that was fresh. How did you come in to all of this? Because I read the production notes, and it seemed like there were a lot of people pitching about what they wanted to do in order to make this movie.

    ANDERS: It started out as a book and the book was sent to us. We read the book and immediately liked the sort of throw back teen comedy appeal of the premise. Kid meets the girl on-line, and of course that’s not throw back, but the idea of the kid who feels a little bit of a romantic outsider getting an opportunity.

    We didn’t really go out to Hollywood with the intention of making a teen comedy. That’s not what we set out to do. We didn’t set out to do any particular thing except comedy in general. When that came up, it was all of a sudden really exciting. We grew up with those movies. Those were the movies that my friends and I, people that I have been friends with since high school, still speak to each other in quotes from 16 CANDLES. So the idea to have a crack at being a part of that world was really exciting to us. But unfortunately the book itself was not really the kind of thing that we do. I think it was focused a little younger and just wasn’t the kind of road movie we wanted to make. So we went back and said, basically to say no to it, to say we read it, we really liked these characters and the premise but the story that’s in the book, we don’t really want to screw up your book but it’s not what we do. And they said, “What would you do?” And we said, “Well, we would do something more like this.” And they said, “We love that, why don’t you do that?”

    And really from that moment on there was a lot of creative freedom of “What do you guys want to do?”, “OK, let’s try that.” So then what happened is not printable because it’s just a convoluted boring story but what happened was the movie was already set up at another studio. We went and pitched the idea for it and the deal kind of fell apart and the producers asked us if we would be willing to go pitch it around town to other studios. So we did. We took it around town, we pitched it and it didn’t appear that it was going to sell. Everyone told us the same thing. They said, “It’s very, very funny but there are no big stars we can put in this.” So, that was sort of the end of it.

    So then John and I went on to make a pilot for Fox and while we were making that pilot, which was so crazy and so much work, we got the call from Summit Pictures that they wanted us to write the script. We were so swamped and so freaked out working on this pilot that we almost said no. And instead of saying no, we really came out to Hollywood to do was not be writers but writers/directors/producers. So we told our agent that tell them we’d write it if we could be directors and producers.

    That’ll make “˜em go away.

    They called back and said, “Yeah, OK.”

    (Laughs)

    But they called back and said, “Let’s have a meeting and talk about it.” I think the thing that won me the job ““ there were two things that won me the job – in that meeting and one is that they asked me what my philosophy, my approach to comedy was and I said it was all the in the casting. Put funny people in a funny script and you’ll get a funny movie. And then the other thing I said that resonate with Erik Feig was I think in general, comedies are over-lit. And he was like, “Yeah.” So that’s where we started. On the same page. Comedies are over-lit and anybody who would read that would say, duh. But that’s always been a pet peeve of mine. So, they said, “OK. You can direct this if we greenlight it.” So we finished the pilot. Went off and wrote the first draft and they greenlighted it off the first draft. It was great.

    Because once they got the first draft and said they wanted to make this movie and hired a line producer, then we were shittin’ bricks because I was worried our pilot might get picked up. It’s very unlikely that any pilot is going to get picked up But we were like, “Please don’t let this pilot get picked up.” We were finished with the pilot at that point and we were so glad when we heard it wasn’t going to get picked up. Again, what we came out to Hollywood to do was to write and direct movies. I loved that pilot and would love to do some television down the line but that was job one. So we got the opportunity to do it that way. Sorry that was the really long version.

    CS: You are probably sick of telling variations of that “¦

    ANDERS: Again, I don’t know how useful that is because it would take forever to write all that but it was this weird sort of thing that didn’t look like it was going to happen but then when it did, it was first draft, line producers, scouting locations, casting. I m that thing ““ from the day that we turned in the first draft ““ a year from then we were already showing the movie to test audiences.

    CS: Really?

    ANDERS: Yeah, that’s how quick this thing got done.

    CS: You said that it’s all about casting and there are no big stars in this. However, they were all excellent choices. You’ve got Josh Zuckerman, Clark Duke and Amanda Crew, who I thought was a brilliantly cast because she doesn’t look like one of those vapid women we see in many comedies ““ I’m thinking specifically of AMERICAN PIE as all these kids look like they are straight off the runway but this one seems a little more natural, if I can say it that way.

    ANDERS: And I think that makes her so much more gorgeous.

    CS: Yes.

    ANDERS: Because she looks real and looks like that girl in high school that you would just be terrified to talk to, even though you know she would be very nice to you because she’s a real nice girl but she’s just beautiful and has this sort of inner glow to her.

    She’s actually one of my favorite stories because the studio had been pushing for more of a named actress for that part. The studio was always very good to us and at the end of the day they would always err on the side of making a good film, and they did in that case too but we were auditioning a lot of girls in LA and they would come in the room and we thought we had 4 or 5 very good choices for Felicia. Then we get this video from Canada and any actor will tell you it’s almost impossible to get a job on video because when the actor comes in the room you give them a little direction and kind of help them to let them know what you’re looking for and they adjust and we say, “OK, that’s good.” But when you see a video, you see what it is and then you’re done with it. So we see this video and we are gathered around this QuickTime of this video of Amanda Crew that was sent in from Canada and we all said, “That’s her. That’s Felicia.”

    And it became me going to the studio saying this is the girl ““ this is Felicia. And they were like, “Take it easy. Let’s see what else we got.” But of course they are thrilled it worked out that way because they love her and she’s great in the movie. She and I talked about what her job was in the movie and I told her you’re job is to make us fall in love with you. As an audience if we fall in love with you and we get why Ian is in love with you, we’re there with you.

    I think that’s it. What really separates this from the pack and why I’m a convert after seeing this movie Monday night and I need to see this movie again she felt like the kind of person that this could really occur among all the zany shit that happens around them ““ it just felt natural.

    [Sean asks whether I would be around to see an additional screening with Clark Duke and Amanda Crew in attendance. I ask about the marketing plan for the film and how high profile the film seems to be for a relatively unknown comedy]

    ANDERS: Well, what happened was the movie turned out so well that the studio wanted to have word of mouth screenings all over the country because they know this movie is a hard sell.

    The problem with selling the movie is that it doesn’t have the big cast members in it and we knew that any rated R teen comedy coming out a year after SUPERBAD was going to get, “Oh, they are trying to be SUPERBAD.” Of course, this was written before that. So we knew that the movie would have to speak for itself. So they have been having these word of mouth screenings all over the country because whenever we get people in front of the movie they tend to like it and hopefully will walk out and talk about it. So anyway, we were doing this one and I lived here for about 8 years so this is sort of my second hometown. I know a guy from Harkins [a local theater chain in Arizona] real well because he helped us with NBT, the first movie we made, and getting that going. So he asked me if I would come out and do some Q&A and I thought that would be fun. They set up this party for it and everything and we were talking yesterday he said that maybe we should get some cast out for this. So I said I would call them and see if they’re around and talked to Amanda and Josh and they said they weren’t doing anything so they said, “Yeah.” It’s totally a last minute thing that they are coming out.

    CS: And I have to mention before we go any further ““ Seth Green who I think absolutely steals”¦.

    ANDERS: How about him, huh?

    CS: You obviously approached him to do it but the performance he gave ““ that dry, sarcastic, sharp manner ““ it just works very well.

    ANDERS: We had written the character to be this dry, sarcastic, but hopefully loveable Amish guy. And a guy who just really enjoys being around non-Amish people and then when the name of Seth Green came up, it was absolutely perfect. He’s just great with sarcasm, he’s really funny, and he’s just great on so many levels. But even then, none of us knew how great he was going to be until he got there. We just knew it was going to be so funny. That scene with the buggy with Clark where he says the line about butt fucking that was in the script but every time we shot it ““ everything we shot we just let it keep rolling and let people go past the scene and try different things and every time Clark and Seth got to that line they would just rip on butt fucking for the longest time. We cut some of that together for the extended DVD. It’s hilarious. It’s so over the top, disgusting and funny and really sharp, sharp stuff.

    CS: His delivery is just wicked.

    ANDERS: Well, the thing is about Seth Green is he is so funny all the time. He could be just sitting there and he’s not one of those guys who’s bouncing off the walls and trying to be the center of attention trying to be endearing to everyone, he’s just fucking funny. The way he turns a phrase, he gets his point across. He’s just funny. He’s always on. It’s a little bit intimidating.

    CS: That part at the end when he talks to Fall Out Boy in front of the bus, was that all him? Did you know that line about [redacted for not wanting to spoil it] was coming at the end?

    ANDERS: No. We had follow up boy for such a short time. We wanted to do a bit like that but just didn’t have time. That’s why it’s jump cut the way it is. It was basically, “OK, we have an hour before we have to go inside, let’s set up a camera and put Seth and Fall Out Boy in front of the camera and just roll and see what Seth does to f with those guys. And they were great sports and he was really funny and we shot like 20 minutes of stuff and cut it down to a minute for that little extra piece.

    CS: It was a nice sort of kick at the end. How did that all come about when you are doing all these gags? It’s a thin line between obnoxious ““ in my advanced age, I’m 33 ““ I’m no foggie but when I see it ““ I get it, it’s supposed to be funny but you can have humor that just tries way too hard. But a massive majorirty of the gags here work very well and I don’t have any reason why they do ““ from your standpoint”¦

    ANDERS: Well, I think, and you work for Kevin Smith, and I think you know what he’s so good at, of the many things he’s so good at, you can have a character say really raunchy ““ my friends and I, all of our conversations are raunchy, even when we are being serious. So you can have characters that behave that way and talk that way as long as the characters have heart and care about each other and they have real flaws and issues ““ as long as they have that sort of warmth it feels kind of real, where you were aspiring to on this ““ it gives people license to just relax and laugh.

    And, one of the things that blew me away on the movie that I never would have predicted in a million years and almost the thing I’m proudest of the whole thing is ““ you do the test screenings for the test audiences and for a movie like this the studio cares far and away men 25 and under and then men 25 and older because this a movie that is going to be driven by guys and then the quadrant of girls 25 and under so females 25 and under but the women 25 and older, they don’t give a shit about. They know they are not going to go see it. Nobody’s mom is going to see SEX DRIVE. Nobody cares. So we go and we do our test screening and we get our numbers back and our number on women 25 and older were 98%.

    That’s insane.

    I’m sure those are numbers ““ like NIGHTS IN RODANTHE probably didn’t get 98%. For women 25 and older. It’s crazy. It almost seems like there has to be a mistake. And my mom saw the movie.

    (Laughs)

    And loved it ““ I don’t know ““ even though we are showing old man’s balls, I don’t know. All those things and despite that we can have a scene where we have a girl that almost shits on somebody.

    (Laughs)

    Or maybe does, depending on how you watch that scene, and that we still have women coming away loving the movie is such a huge compliment to us. We didn’t go into the movie trying to alienate any group.but you just know that when you walk a certain line people are going to be turned off by it.

    CS: Why do you think women are responding so well to it?

    ANDERS: Dude, I don’t know. I think the romance in the movie really works ““ that’s a part of it ““ but I don’t know. It’s mind boggling to me.

    CS: I do have to ask about Andy and Randy.

    ANDERS: If the movie does well enough to warrant a sequel, I already told the studio I will only do it if it’s a movie about Andy and Randy.

    (Laughs)

    Because I would love to do a whole movie about Andy and Randy.

    CS: How did these characters materialize themselves?  If the book isn’t like this at all and it’s openly exaggerated…When you were coming up with the ideas to incorporate Brian Posehn and Seth Green to fill out these characters, how did their names come up as probables?

    ANDERS: I don’t know. The way John and I write is we just sit around and bullshit all day and we’ll be talking about a certain topic and say, oh, this one time a friend of mine went to a carnival and then oh, there was this guy, this or that, and then it becomes an idea or a character. When we look back on all the characters we almost wrote and thought it was funny and look back and say thank god we didn’t try and put that in the movie. I don’t know man. I don’t know where that stuff comes from. You just sit around and talk about the idea and the characters until something funny comes up. And then there’s the arduous process of writing that first draft where you just write a whole bunch of unfunny shit and try to get to the end. And then go back through and try and find out why that stuff is not as funny was it needs to be and keep working on it. But I think a big moment in the movie was the moment when we wrote the line, “You love me, you love me too. OK.” Because we wanted to have that at the end because we knew it was going to be cheesy romantic we had written all this schlocky shit that was nauseating in the beginning. And then we just said “Fuck it. We don’t need big speeches. Let’s just simplify it and just let Ian be a man and step up and admit that he loves this girl” and when that line came up at that point in the script it was like I think we have a movie here. Because despite all the wacky raunchy stuff and at that moment writing that scene I really felt good. So, it’s weird. I’m new at this and I’m so proud of the movie. I realize it is what it is and is just one of those things that all I can do is hope that people like it as much as we do and they have a good time with it and hopefully 20 years from now that people would still be quoting it the way my friends and I quote 16 CANDLES and WERID SCIENCE and those great movies we grew up with.

    CS: And the last question ““ I will make it brief ““ It’s no secret that you don’t have a whole lot on your resume behind you. You’ve managed to go from independent moviemaker to studio filmmaker ““ what’s the biggest lesson you learned in that transition?

    ANDERS: I think the biggest lesson ““ man, there were so many, it was a lesson a minute all the way through that stuff. But, I think the one I’m going to apply the most is to just really try to enjoy it and have a good time and that seems to translate to a higher quality and that’s what we tried really hard to do all the way through it just not to get caught up in all the stress of the process but of course we did, and the next one even more so we will be able to because we know now that’s a formula that really works ““ to try and create an environment that’s really fun and laid back and have a good time and take that good time and put it on the screen and that’s something we learned from the Farrelly Brothers. They always sound like they are having a good time.

  • Trailer Park: Pornography, Made Sweet and Endearing

    By Christopher Stipp

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    My column is filled with sex this week.

    Three things: One, I saw ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO last week and I saw SEX DRIVE a week and a half ago and I also saw a sexed up Bush a couple of nights ago during my screening for W. I’ve had a lot of randy goodness inside the movie theater as of late.

    Since I am embargoed from talking about the film at great length, or any length at all for that matter, I can tell you that the tag line for this week’s column is what I told my marketing rep about what I thought of the film once I left the theater. For all the shots Kevin Smith has to take from those who are contentious in their critique of his films they simply should not have anything to say about the very believable and tender relationship between Elizabeth Banks and Seth Rogan. As well, forget about everyone else in this film, Justin Long is a scene stealer. Fucking thief. He’s disarmingly hilarious. I’ll tell more when I can but, for what it’s worth, it’s on my top 10 for the year.

    Now, on to SEX DRIVE….

    I first talked about Sean Anders in April, 2005.

    One of the things that you can take away when watching SEX DRIVE is that this is a film that was written and directed by a guy who, last time we checked in with this artist, made only made one movie to his credit, NEVER BEEN THAWED, and spent $20,000 to create it. Why this is a valid point in critiquing SEX DRIVE is that critics will take something physically tangible like a CD or book and compare its value, and judge it, by what has come before it in order to assess whether the person who created it has evolved as an artist. Sean Anders’ evolution as a director and writer is one where you can talk in superlatives like superbly crafted, hilariously composed and completely likable. The latter point is really the difference between a dumb, vapid, insulting teen film and one that at least will respect you in the morning after it has had its way with you.

    Anders starts out by creating a world where you’re introduced to a leper of a teen, one who isn’t necessarily or completely socially retarded but is just awkwardly inept with the ladies, who looks like his world is defined by the opportunities to try and get with members of the opposite sex but can’t close the deal; his opportunity to do so with his Internet girlfriend, one who is under the mistaken assumption that he’s buff (he’s not), he’s smooth (he’s not) and owns a 1969 Pontiac GTO Judge (he’s not allowed near it by his homophobe brother, Rex), sets everything in motion. This is a road movie, something we’ve seen all too many times before, but as the film unfolds you can see where Anders is taking the audience. He uses the path of where movies like this have been before but he shapes a landscape that alters the paradigm a little bit.

    We grow to love our nerd in love, Ian, played by the smart and affable Josh Zuckerman, his slicker than silk best friend Lance (Clark Duke) and tag along buddy Felicia (Amanda Crew), who is uncommonly gorgeous and normal in a land littered with actresses that are better used as window dressing than they are actors. These three are the hard center for a film that is surrounded by weirdoes who stand in Ian’s way to getting to his “˜net lover. From the obnoxiously hilarious Beavis and Butt-head incarnates who have no shame or game, Andy and Randy, David Koechner’s turn as a twisted hitchhiker to Seth Green’s sarcastic Amish savior in disguise Ezekiel the movie knows it needs to go from one moment to another quickly but do it in a way that, bottom line, is funny to the rest of us. Anders teeters with going too far with the gross-out funny but, again, all the action on the screen sets itself apart by caring for the three members of the film who we follow through all of this.

    SEX DRIVE’s thrust is its dealing with the issues these teenagers have in understanding how each one of them reacts to the giving and taking of love. Lance is every bit of a fantasy for how many dudes wish they could have been at that time in their lives, Felicia wrangles with the common emotion of her cohorts by not knowing who she really wants to love and Ian wrestles with the idea that he thinks he knows who he wants but acts out of blindness when the one he wants doesn’t seem to want him. And Anders, and co-writer John Morris, have done something completely extraordinary and answered the question of how do you make a completely shameless sex comedy but imbue it with a real heart.

    The direction and writing meld in ways that the old adage of “at least there are more hits than misses” doesn’t even come close to applying. Anders and Morris get genuine laughs from moments within their scenes by having so many that there are bound to be a few in every one. Only the most cynical among you will be able to sit stone-faced throughout a moment where our buddy Lance hooks up with a gas station attendant in her mobile home and nearly dies because of it, where Ian, dressed as the worlds largest talking donut, has a dong attached to the front of him by some scallywags inside the local mall or the various awkward moments Ian has in the presence of his soon-to-be stepmother.

    These characters are of course exaggerated but to take a moment like one where Seth Green subtly plays his character with the kind of quiet sharpness that is usually reserved for shows like Monty Python or a Kids In The Hall sketch is refreshing to have when you know, in anyone else’s hands, things could have been watered down or played for yuk yuks when what we have is good enough.

    You can’t really deconstruct a comedy like this too much. One of the issues that you run into when talking about comedy is what can happen when you try and dissect a joke: it doesn’t work. This is one of those films where you can either get the joke that’s being made, and appreciate its uniqueness in a pool of films that can’t come close to what we have here, or you can take umbrage and lacerate the film for being puerile, obnoxious, horrifically scatological and offensive.

    I can see both points. I can.

    There’s the borderline silly homophobic Rex who seems like someone we’ve seen in many a film before, there’s the eventual ending anyone with half a brain cell ticking away can see coming and some of the jokes, specifically I’m thinking of the nut sack scene which seems to play on its surprise factor and little else, don’t all hit the target but there is something special here. There is genuineness with those we care about, an exaggerated sense of self with those we don’t and it’s completely a world where the horrors of youth are hilariously played out with no sense of decorum.

    SEX DRIVE deserves a second, third viewing in a theater where the experience of laughing along with an audience is worth its weight in heavily soaked underwear from a night filled with nocturnal emissions; it’s movies like this that make going to the movies worth it.

    George Bush does look like a simian.

    There is no doubt about the facts surrounding the Bush administration; there are some indelible moments that can never be adjusted or reinterpreted. The kind of film that Oliver Stone has created feels like one long dramatization of these facts and of some possible conversations that might have taken place.

    What’s infinitely more interesting than the facts presented, and elevates this movie beyond your usual Oliver Stone territory when dealing with a subject like this (re: NIXON, JFK), is that somehow, some way, Stone made me care about G.W. Bush. There were moments, like when he first meets Laura for instance, where he’s not a bumbling idiot we’ve placed in office but he comes across as a smitten boy who genuinely has the capacity for love.

    Stone creates a powerful portrait of a political artist as a young man, tracking his progress in his various ventures that don’t always work out well. He shows us a George Bush Jr. who is nearly incompetent in every capacity as he seeks the approval and love of his father. The performance that Josh Brolin gives is second only to Heath Ledger’s Joker as he completely sinks himself into not only the mannerisms but of the motivations of this man. Where this movie excels is in this dedication to giving the audience a story of G dub’s life that we’ve never really seen.

    Where this movie doesn’t do well, however, is composed of a couple of things. One is in its performance of Condoleezza Rice, namely Thandie Newton, which is wretched. Honestly, it’s one of the worst things ever put on to a screen in years.  Two, the pace seemed quite rushed. I know Oliver Stone had to get this movie out at a certain date in order to make sure it was out into the public before the election but it’s a hurried production. The unintended consequence of this, however, is that the movie briskly moves from moment. Don’t like a scene? That’s easy, just wait a few minutes. Thirdly, the film just seems to superficially give us the details of the events as they happened in George Bush’s life. We’re not allowed to linger too long and scenes don’t really develop how they should in order to have an appreciation for what Stone wants to say. If this is the extent of his message, though, I am afraid he’s stopped short of delving into the sick and depraved malfeasance this administration has been allowed to perpetrate on the American public, to hell with the legality of anything these mavericks want to do.

    Stone has missed the opportunity to drive a cinematic stake into the heart of this beast.

    What saves this film, though, is its nearly flawless cinematography; its attention to every moment and giving it its proper light and weight. It’s nothing short of wonderful to look at. As well, the development of the core characters, namely Laura, George Sr., Karl Rove, keep this film moving from moment to moment as, by the end, you can’t believe that it’s finished just as it was finding its footing.

    Charting this man’s life from college to his various odd jobs to his entering the political arena is no doubt difficult to do in such a compressed time space, I know. However, that doesn’t excuse Stone from now taking the time he should have taken in order to make a more effective and powerful political profile. What we do have, though, is a story of a man who never got his just due from daddy, who genuinely believes in his faith, who loves his wife dearly and is a complete fool and idiot.

    SUNSHINE CLEANING (2008)

    Director: Christine Jeffs
    Cast: Amy Adams, Emily Blunt, Alan Arkin, Jason Spevack, Steve Zahn
    Release:
    October 3, 2008
    Synopsis: A single mom and her slacker sister find an unexpected way to turn their lives around in the off-beat dramatic comedy Sunshine Cleaning. Directed by Christine Jeffs (Rain, Sylvia), this uplifting film about an average family that finds the path to its dreams in an unlikely setting screened in competition at the 2008 Sundance Film Festival. Once the high school cheerleading captain who dated the quarterback, Rose Lorkowski (Academy Award nominee Amy Adams) now finds herself a thirty something single mother working as a maid. Her sister Norah, (Golden Globe winner Emily Blunt), is still living at home with their dad Joe (Academy Award winner Alan Arkin), a salesman with a lifelong history of ill-fated get rich quick schemes. Desperate to get her son into a better school, Rose persuades Norah to go into the crime scene clean-up business with her to make some quick cash. In no time, the girls are up to their elbows in murders, suicides and other”¦specialized situations. As they climb the ranks in a very dirty job, the sisters find a true respect for one another and the closeness they have always craved finally blossoms. By building their own improbable business, Rose and Norah open the door to the joys and challenges of being there for one another – no matter what – while creating a brighter future for the entire Lorkowski family.

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    Prognosis: Positive. How can you not like Steve Zahn?

    He is the sui generis of his ilk and even though he has been in, let’s be honest, nothing that would be classified in the AFI’s Top 1,000.000 of all time he’s still a hard working actor who knows how to get work. If we’re talking about acting as a job, which is what most every single actor who doesn’t have their name scribbled somewhere on the A list will tell you it is, Steve Zahn is the journeyman of his trade.

    As well, this trailer doesn’t so much pop and sizzle as it does impress. The opening sequence doesn’t thrill, either, but that’s not what drew me into this thing. What did grab my eye, however, was its set-up. So many trailers squeeze hefty amounts of information though a tight hole that unless you’re paying attention you would only be able to assimilate its slick visuals if it hopes you to snag your cash.

    There’s a certain sweetness to Amy Adams and Emily Blunt taking care of Adams’ on-screen brood but it’s as we infer that she’s a single mom trying to make a living. Beyond that, the awkward exchange with an old high school friend who is quite obviously doing better than she is a bit hackneyed, I know that; the whole “What if the captain of the cheerleading squad ended up doing really shittily in life?” is every downtrodden nerds’ fantasy when they’re getting their neck wrenched by various members of the football team. Again, what separates this story from other trailers out there is that there is a real narrative flow to this.

    I understand everything that’s going on, I’m intrigued by the premise and when Zahn comes in and explains a new career opportunity of crime scene cleaner upper I’m even more dragged in to where we’re going. I think one of the major reasons why, you see, I’m still listening to what they have to say is because I don’t know where we’re all going. Zahn is the real wildcard in this situation as I’m not positive if he’s going to be the love interest or if he’s going to be something else entirely; from what I see he could be any number of things. And, who the hell here doesn’t love Alan Arkin? You’ve got a few reasons why you should stay tuned. It’s refreshing in a way, you understand, to not be ½ way in to a trailer and know where everything is going to lead.

    Further, I appreciate the dumpiness of their lives. From the trailers they’re having to clean up, to the hoopties that they’re driving to the gumption that both Emily and Amy have on display it’s the sum of many things that make up a film that looks like something easy and breezy.

    That’s a little bit debunked when we’re given an extended moment of Adams losing her shit when she protests that she’s the kind of lady who men want to poke like a pin cushion but not the kind of lady that warrants a ring. I’m pretty taken aback by the starkness of the moment and what comes after, a few other moments of emotional release and pain, is wonderfully chosen to give us as a portrait of what this woman is going through.

    The cut scenes at the end act like a delicate bookend to a movie that seemed to start out by the numbers but ended up being something worth keeping an eye on as it comes closer to its release.


  • TV Or Not TV: 10/13 – 10/19

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    Greetings TV or Not TV readers! We’re now back after a brief intermission.

    Now that the new TV season is back in full swing the first thing I have to talk about isn’t actually the shows themselves, but how to watch them. I know this may seem like  a simple enough concept, we turn on the television and we watch. This day and age, however, we have DVR’s assisting us in being able to record multiple channels at once. This leads to the wonderful vortex that is setting a “priority” for the shows that we watch, making sure that our DVR records exactly what we want to watch instead of the things that we may be less enthusiastic to watch. This is the scenario that I am in and believe it or not I am still not able to record everything I want to watch. How to get all of my TV in though?

    Anything on FOX pretty much falls by the DVR wayside because of how well they use their online episode availability. The same can be said for ABC. Both networks provide great online viewing options with completely tolerable commercial interuptions, making the viewing experience almost as good as watching them on a TV screen.

    I know a lot of people like utilizing iTunes for purchasing their television which would be beneficial for portable viewing, but for some reason I can’t stomach paying for shows that I may later end up buying on DVD/Blu-Ray. To each their own.

    Enough of this prattle, let’s talk about what’s coming up on TV this week.

    MONDAY

    A lot of Monday falls in to the column I like to call, “Just how long do they think they can keep this going?”

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Bryce is back on tonight’s episode of Chuck. This show is plucky enough to keep me wanting more each and every week even though it was one of last season’s concept shows that made me first start wondering how long they could keep it up. I didn’t get how a guy with info in his head that never gets any newer could be of use after a long while (kind of like the daily newspaper. Great on one day, less useful two months from now). Glad I was wrong.

    TLC – 8:00 PM: Matt Roloff goes to Iraq to get medical attention for dwarf children on the season opener of Little People, Big World. Man, remember when this show was just about little people and a big farm?

    ABC – 9:30 PM: Tonight Samantha, Who? returns and it is another one of last seasons contenders for “Just how long do they think they can keep this going?” The show is about an amnesiac who finds she didn’t like who she was and wants to live a better life with her new clean slate. The first season was entertaining, but just how long can you drag this concept out?

    NBC – 10:00 PM:Christian Slater plays a man with two personalities: one a regular family man and the other a highly deadly assasin. If you feel like you heard this all before when you saw Total Recall then I’m right there with you. After the first episode how do you keep the ball rolling? We’ll just have to see how the first few episodes play out before we make a decision.

    TUESDAY

    FOX – 9:00 PM: We’ve had to wait two week’s to see how Olivia reacts when her supposedly deceased boyfriend and apparent traitor showed up at the end of the last episode. If the show has proven

    ABC – 10:00 PM: Where will Eli Stone find himself now that his aneurysm has been removed? Apparently in psychiatrist Sigourney Weaver‘s care. Hey, at least it isn’t George Michael again.

    WEDNESDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Olive enlists the help of the Pie Maker and the Detective to try to track down a killer in a convent. Have I mentioned how glad I am that this show is back?

    ALL NETWORKS – 9PM E/6PM P: Another thrilling round of presidential debates. Too bad they won’t have Tom Brokaw squawking about time limits during this one. I’ve never seen a grown man make two presidential candidates look like bad school children so quickly.

    COMEDY CENTRAL – 10:30 PM: David Alan Grier is the man behind the desk in the newest psuedo-news show on Comedy Central. The only thing that may be more cringe-worthy than actually watching the show is its titled: Chocolate News. Uh, ok… moving on.

    THURSDAY

    NBC – 9:00 PM: It’s Two Men and a Baby (well, kind of) with Michael and Dwight playing out birthing scenarios/techniques. How is Dwight going to fit in his quickie with Angela with so much else going on?

    ABC – 10:00 PM: It’s the second week of Life on Mars and Sam tries to bring some 2008 policing skills to the 1973 crew. I know, I’m confused too.

    FRIDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Crusoe kicks off it’s 13 episode run tonight. Action, adventure and adaptation. Check it out.

    CBS – 9:00 PM: Bella continues looking up past loves on The Ex-List and I have to point out how this show is also another great member of the “Just how long do they think they can keep this going?” club.

    E! – 9:00 PM: The E! True Hollywood Story is tempting fate and risking extreme anger of the entertainment gods as they look at Oprah. Considering her clout you just know this has to be more sanitized than Adrian Monk’s bathroom.

    SATURDAY

    CMT – 8:00 PM: Nothing says pure entertainment more than shuffling out the D-list celebrities and having them wail on each other. Todd Bridges, Nikki Ziering, Dennise Rodman, Tiffany, and Danny Bonaduce all grasp for the Championship (yeah right) Belt. This puts Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling on the must watch list for me (as well as winning this week’s aware for longest show title).

    LIFETIME – 9:00 PM: Harry Connick Jr. and Angie Harmon tug at the heart strings in this recounting of one doctor’s goal of developing a drug for treating breast-cancer.

    SUNDAY

    HBO – 10:00 PM: I’ve been pleasantly surprised by the new season of Entourage. Still, I’m left to wonder if a line will be crossed tonight as Vince‘s studio exec nemesis is laid to rest and we know that Ari is trying to get him the part he wants in the film about firefighters. Just where does schmoozing at a funeral fall in the ettiquete guide?

    SHO – 10:00 PM: The new season of Dexter is the freshest and most compelling yet. Tune in.

    I’m Will WIlkins and I approve of this column.

  • Trailer Park: Dennis Quaid

    By Christopher Stipp

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    I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    It was the late 1980’s and I was living in suburban Illinois. As a budding uber nerd I liked to consume my media in various forms; be that in the shape of reading Science or Discover magazine, watching the television stylings of the revamped Smothers Brothers program on CBS or even booking time to spend on my middle school’s Apple IIe there was always something different about what intrigued me. To this day I can’t remember what I loved about INNERSPACE but I do know that it led me to love two things: Sam Cooke records and Dennis Quaid.

    I don’t think I ever really thought that much about the films I liked (this was around the same era where I found Jean Claude Van Damme and would hold his ballerina ass up as the second coming of ass kicking Christ) but INNERSPACE was just one of those films directed by Joe Dante that was representative of films which didn’t really want to change cinematic history unlike every auteur who nowadays wants to remake film in their own image. A lot of movies around that time weren’t necessarily pushing boundaries but they were damn entertaining and a joy to watch. INNERSPACE was a watershed moment in my youth as I loved the film for reasons that, by any debatable standards, were paper thin but that’s not the point. The point here, though, is that when you have these kinds of movies that you reflect on later in life with a halcyon-like nostalgia it’s a bit mind blowing when you find yourself sitting literally next to that person talking about movies in general. That little governor in the back of your brain that keeps yourself from geeking out on someone in situations like this really gets a workout but I can tell you that as I walked in the room where me and other journalists got to talk to him there was a little something sweet and kind about shaking the hands of the guy who was in one of the greatest films for the 13 year-old who lives inside me.

    The guy wasn’t going to be having any talk of GI JOE (Goddammit…) but he did riff on all things civil rights and where he’s been since being an astronaut 25 years ago in THE RIGHT STUFF (which I still haven’t seen…along with D.O.A.). We were there to talk about THE EXPRESS and the film opens today in theaters everywhere. The movie, for those who don’t know, is based on the true story of college football hero Ernie Davis (Rob Brown), the first African-American to win the Heisman Trophy. It was definitely a step above most inspirational sports films where I have to feel shitty about being a white guy as I watch bumpkins of the Southern variety remind me why I’m happy the North won the Civil War and definitely one that I would recommend to my parents.

    Thankfully, and quite literally, the story about Quaid’s past with Meg Ryan and his reported philandering broke about an hour after I talked with him. Since then, the media have done more to promote this story than with anything involving his movie. Thankfully, no one was the wiser and this interview is private & personal life free. And, to add in the fact that one of my queries led him to say the word “whore” makes the 13 year-old inside of me laugh a little bit, high fiving the other juvenile sensibilities that live on in my noggin…

    QUESTION: How did you get involved with this project?

    DENNIS QUAID: There was a script that got my attention but when I [found out] John Davis was involved it really elevated it more. What John Davis does do, which is one of my criteria to do a sports movie, is make it more than a football movie. It has to be something universal that people can relate to and identify with I think. John Davis knows how to do that.

    And I think THE EXPRESS ““ although it’s a football film and it deals with racial issues of that time – it’s also about living your life gracefully and facing the challenges of your life which Ernie Davis certainly embodied.

    QUESTION: I have a friend who knew the coach that you played and said you nailed it right on. How did you prepare for this film?

    DQ: That’s nice. I saw some film of him and I don’t really look like him but I feel some responsibility when I play a real person to capture their spirit and to play them honestly and not idealistically. But my main resource was Jim Brown. He’s a friend of mine already and we did ANY GIVEN SUNDAY together and play a lot of golf together. He’s a very straight talker and he told me about his relationship with Ben which is contentious at times but he had a deep respect for the man. He told me how it really was and told me about his times there and the atmosphere in Syracuse and Ernie Davis who he was very close with.

    CHRISTOPHER STIPP: This movie deals with segregation, racism. We have the Confederate flag flying prominently in the film. Did Jim Brown ever intonate, or even in your investigation for this role, of how we got to where we were to where we are today? It’s just common place for black men to be on the field nowadays.

    DQ: Really, it’s not that long ago.

    CS: No.

    DQ: What I really liked about the movie is that although it deals with racism and segregation as it existed back then it really does speak to where we are today and still where we have to go I think. And it was just one little barrier at a time the way it is progressing and people like your age ““ how old are you?

    CS: 33.

    DQ: Yeah, people like you see the film and for the most part are in shock to see how it really used to be. I grew up in Houston and I remember separate restrooms and drinking fountains and Black people sat in the balcony in theaters and that’s just the way it was.

    It was unspoken but were the rules of society.

    The way it existed.

    My generation really started to question that and the civil rights movement did a lot to change that when Martin Luther King came along. That’s just the way it was ““ it was status quo. Schwartzwalder really represented that status quo where in today’s standards would be considered racist but that’s how white people, certainly more in the south, that was the rules of society back then. Ernie really kind of changed Ben on a personal level.

    QUESTION: You dealt with issues from back then before ““ did you notice anything similar ““ not necessarily the story but when you go back were there any similarities between this and that?

    DQ: Well, yes, in the sense that there were a lot of issues that just didn’t get talked about or people were entrenched in their point of views that change was not ““ it was slow in coming.

    QUESTION: Was there any uneasiness on the set with other actors when dealing with issues like that?

    DQ: No. Not really. We had a very open discussion. First off, what we wanted to do was not be politically correct. We wanted to be open and honest about it. That way we could make a film that had some impact instead of just sugar everything over. With Ben we didn’t want to do a 21st century version of him back in the 50’s when ““ we would make him more complicated ““ he had issues himself about race and color.

    QUESTION: It definitely did have an impact at our screening. There were a lot of kids in the audience that were brought in from school groups and I heard them walking out ““ a lot of them were 6 or 7 and had no idea that this existed back then and I could hear them saying, I had no idea people treated people that way.

    DQ: That’s what we’ve been getting from the screenings too. It’s more than a football movie.

    QUESTION: How familiar were you with Ernie Davis’ story before?

    DQ: I really didn’t know Ernie Davis. I knew the name but I didn’t know the story. When I read a script it’s the only time I get to be an audience member and get that experience and it had a profound impact on me. It hit me in the heart and in the gut. In the place where you really don’t have words. And he came along before the civil rights movement started to bubble up and I think that’s one of the reasons his story was lost for a time. Had he lived he would have had a significant impact on the 60’s civil rights movement. Certainly Jim Brown did.

    QUESTION: Will General Hawk [in G.I. JOE] be anything like Ben Schwartzwalder?

    DQ: No. General Hawk is a little bit more light hearted. He is a combination of General Patton and Hugh Hefner. Super models are his aid in camp.

    QUESTION: In real life are you more like General Hawk or Ben Schwartzwalder?

    DQ: I am like neither of them but that was a lot of fun to do. I can tell you knowing is half the battle.

    (Laughs)

    CHRISTOPHER STIPP: Looking over your resume you are not one of those guys who does 4 or 5 movies, as much as you can, every year…

    DQ: I’m not???

    (Laughs)

    CS: No. We just don’t see you in the theater every nine days. We were talking about Sam Jackson prior to talking to you and it got me thinking about how he seems to be in many films throughout the year. Any rhyme or reason that you appear to be picky and that somehow you seem to be saying, “This year I’ll only want to make two or three films”?

    DQ: Actually, I have been working like Sam Jackson. There’s just a lag time with them coming out. Just you wait, You are going to be like, “Oh my, that guy is such a whore…”

    (Laughs)

    We have to see him again. I did THE EXPRESS, G.I. JOE and a movie called PANDORUM and I have another film I shot called LEGION, and they are all very different films. The only reason I have been working like that is because it’s just a fruitful time for me. The scripts have been really great and very different movies and I’m enjoying working now more than in my 20’s. I had fire in my belly about it.

    QUESTION: One of the things in this movie that caught my eye is the football seemed authentic at the time. It’s tough to go back and create that. How long did it take to create those sequences?

    DQ: That was filmed throughout the shooting. Allan Graf was in charge of shooting all the football scenes. He did ANY GIVEN SUNDAY and also did “Friday Night Lights” and he’s been around. I’ve known him for about 30 years. He paid a lot of attention to being sure he got the era right and really had to re-teach the players to block with your shoulder ““ not with your helmet and get that real old school technique that was taught back then.

    QUESTION: Looks real though.

    DQ: Yes, it does.

    QUESTION: Do you have any plans to get into directing and writing?

    DQ: Yes. I’ve written a movie that I would like to direct but not worth talking about it until after I make it and then we’ll be back here and talking about that.

    (Laughs)

    You’ll say, “Are you ever going to stop working? You’re in everything!”

    (Laughs)

    QUESTION: I watched THE RIGHT STUFF this weekend ““ the 25th anniversary coming up. Do you ever go back and watch the old stuff and think, “Even today I couldn’t improve on some of those things”?

    DQ: THE RIGHT STUFF is a very special movie for me. It really was like being a kid because I did want to be an astronaut and Gordon Cooper was my favorite astronaut and I grew up in Houston ““ space city ““ and I got my pilot’s license for that film and Gordo Cooper lived three miles from me in LA and I went flying with Chuck Yeager ““ he was on the set the entire time and that was great. That is one movie that when I channel surf and it’s there I kinda watch some of it.

  • Toy Box: DC Universe Wave 4 Part 2

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    Regular readers over at Michael’s Review of the Week were already treated to the first part of this review, covering the fourth wave of DC Universe figures from Mattel. In that review, I looked at Wonder Woman, Cyborg and Ares, and tonight I’ll cover Captain Atom and Batman Beyond, along with the Build a Figure for this series, Despero.

    This wave comes hot on the heels of wave 2, with rumors that wave 5 is not all that far away. Wave 5 is an exclusive to Walmart, and should be out very soon.

    You can find wave 4 at major retailers like Target and Meijers, as well as the aforementioned evil Walmart. Expect to pay around $11 a piece for them, or you can hit one of the online dealers I have listed at the end to buy them by the case.

    Mattel’s DC Universe Wave 4 – Despero, Batman Beyond and Captain Atom

    This has been the year of the Build a Figure, with not only DC Universe waves and Marvel Legends waves having them, but we also had Build a Driods and some others as well. This wave features Despero, who might look familiar to collectors of the line.

    While the main series has five figures – Wonder Woman, Captain Atom, Cyborg, Batman Beyond and Ares – there are a number of variants as well. Kaybee Toys is scheduled to have a variant of Cyborg (different ‘attachments’) as well as Batman Beyond (maskless) later this month. There is a Wonder Woman variant called Artemis (you can see a photo of her in the other review), and there’s two versions of Captain Atom as well, one silver and one gold. The Artemis and Captain Atom variants ship in regular cases to any store.

    Packaging – ***1/2
    I’ve mentioned before that I really like this style of bubble and card, even if they aren’t the most collector friendly. They do show off the figures well, they allow you to see new waves buried in amongst the old on the peg, and the text and graphics are specific to the particular figure. All of these pluses, along with their general resistence to shelf and storage wear, make them some of the better mass market packages out there right now.

    Sculpting – ***1/2
    All three of these figures are extremely well done, and while there isn’t a ton of detail on a character like Captain Atom or Batman Beyond, they’ve done a perfect job with the minimalist features.

    The head sculpt on Batman Begins is a tricky one though. I’m torn on whether I’m feeling the slightly odd expression or not, but the longer I’ve had the figure the more it’s grown on me. His hands are sculpted to hold the accessories, and the utility belt is well done. He fits in nicely scale wise with the rest of the line, standing about 6 1/2″ tall, and he stands great on his own in just about any pose.

    Likewise, Captain Atom has a very good yet basic sculpt. Both these figures use the standard DCU superhero body, and they are both excellent base figures for customizers. The very simple sculpt, with most of the detail in the paint, will allow talented artists to turn these guys into all kinds of cool characters. Atom’s head sculpt is where the majority of his detail work is, and the hair is very nicely done. The hands are both fists, but since he doesn’t come with anything to hold, it’s not a huge problem. he’s slightly shorter than Batman at about 6 1/4″ tall.

    And then there’s the BAF, Despero. I mentioned earlier that you might recognize this guy, since he and Lobo share the same body sculpt, as well as some similar weapons. The Despero figure is much more in scale with the rest of the line, standing about 7 3/4 inches tall, since the body was originally sculpted for him, but used for Lobo as a cost cutting measure. His head sculpt is fantastic, and he’s one of the best looking BAF’s of the year. His hands will hold the weapons in a number of ways, and while you can’t remove the harness doohickey without cutting it off his back, it’s only a minor issue for me.

    Paint – ***1/2
    We’re now four waves into this line, and one of the issues we’ve seen crop up on occasion is poor paint ops. That’s not been a problem with this series from what I’ve seen so far, which is critical with characters like Batman Beyond and Captain Atom, where the paint makes up much of the unique look.

    Everything on these three is sharp, clean and neat. There’s a little bit of slop on a few of the cut lines, as well as some slight bleed, but it’s quite minor. Some folks may find they prefer the silver Atom over the gold (the gold does look a bit like a pimp’s Cadillac), but that’s more of a taste issue. The gold also has more actual paint on him, as it looks to me like the gloves on the silver version are cast in red plastic, while they are painted (in a very glossy finish) in red on the gold version.

    Articulation – ***1/2
    These figures all sport the same type of articulation as the rest of the line – ball jointed neck, ball jointed shoulders with joints on both sides of the ball, pin elbows, ankles and knees, cut wrists, thighs and waist, ab crunch chest, and the somewhat unique hips that allow the leg to move forward and back, as well as outward from the body, all with a very good range of movement.

    The ball jointed necks worked particularly well on all three of these, elevating the score even further. But I did find that the legs were a little loose on them, bring me back down that final half star.

    Accessories – Atom ***; BB **1/2
    The first three figures in this wave that I reviewed (Wonder Woman, Cyborg and Ares) all came packing more extras than usual for this series, but CA and BB are more in line with the standard. I’m not counting Despero here as an individual figure, since he is actually part of the accessories for the other two.

    Batman Beyond comes with a small soft rubbery batarang. It fits in his hand fine, and it doesn’t look bad when he’s posed with it, but a second accessory would have gone a long way here. He does come with his Despero piece (an arm) however. Of course, that only matters if you’re looking to complete Despero.

    Captain Atom has nothing other than the Despero piece, which is usually a big negative to me. However, he comes with the most important and largest piece: the entire torso and head. He also comes with both gun weapons for Despero, giving him quite a bit more plastic for your dollar than any of the other figures in this wave. Even considering how nice the Artemis variant is, I’m betting over time CA will the the hardest to come by, as completists buy multiples to have both colors, leaving folks trying to complete their Despero desperate.

    Fun Factor – ***1/2
    Great sculpts and paint with useful, fun articulation – how much better can it get than this? Sure, most kids today are going to have no idea who any of these three characters are, but Despero will make a terrific supervillain for any kid’s evil action figure empire.

    Value – **1/2
    At $11, you’re getting a pretty average value. Had we gotten a few more non-BAF accessories, like we did with the other three figures, this score would have gone up another half star. But for those that understand my reviewing methodology, you’ll know that this score makes the category neutral for my personal Overall.

    Things to Watch Out For –
    Obviously if you’re buying these off the shelf you’ll want to watch the paint, but it looks like this series is pretty consistently good. Other than that, you shouldn’t find any other gotchas!

    Overall – ***1/2 ***
    Rigjht now there aren’t too many mass market lines that I really look forward to finding. But the DC Universe is a bright spot in that otherwise cloudy retail peg space. This is one of the few lines that I’m still a completist on, and it’s because they look so terrific together on the shelf. Batman and Atom might be a little plain in terms of sculpt here, but that fits the characters just fine. And Despero is one of the best BAF’s this year, although displacing Foom from the top spot is mighty tough.

    Where to Buy –
    While you should be able to find them at your local retailer, you can also order cases at CornerStoreComics for $63. They have pre-orders up for waves 6 and 7 as well!

    Related Links –
    You’ll definitely want to check out part 1 of this review, as well as my look at wave 3 and wave 1 busted into two parts, one here and one here.

  • Trailer Park: Simon Pegg and Robert Weide

    By Christopher Stipp

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    Nerds worth their 8 sided die know who Simon Pegg is.

    From SPACED to SHAUN OF THE DEAD to HOT FUZZ to everything else the man has stick his pinkie in Simon brings his own unique humor to every project he’s involved in and HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE is no different. However, you mention the name Robert Weide and you would be likely to see the kind of expression reserved for a dog who has just been shown a card trick. Robert, director of HOW TO LOSE, is the director behind CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM and has even won a little Emmy gold because of his work.

    When I had the chance to talk to these guys couldn’t pass up the opportunity. Even though it was a roundtable I wasn’t about to let that small quibble get in the way of me and my Spaced geek obsession. It was an odd thing, though, when I asked Robert a question about how hard it is to hold on to your vision as a director and producer of material. His answer both intrigued me and made me realize what must be happening on a daily basis in that goofy town.

    Now, for those that don’t know the story of the film is as follows:

    In this hilariously funny fish-out-of-water tale, How to Lose Friends & Alienate People tracks the outrageous escapades of Sidney Young (Simon Pegg), a smalltime, bumbling, British celebrity journalist who is hired by an upscale magazine in New York City. In spectacular fashion Sidney enters high society and burns bridges with bosses, peers and superstars. The film is based on Toby Young’s memoir of the same name and also stars Kirsten Dunst, Danny Huston, Gillian Anderson, Megan Gox, Max Minghella and Jeff Bridges. Directed by Robert Weide, the film will be released by MGM Distribution Co. on October 3, 2008. After disrupting one black-tie event by allowing a wild pig to run rampant, Sidney catches the attention of Clayton Harding (Jeff Bridges), editor of Sharp, and accepts a job with the magazine in New York City. Clayton warns Sidney that he’d better impress and charm everyone he can, if he wants to succeed. Instead, Sidney instantly insults and annoys fellow writer Alison Olsen (Kirsten Dunst). He dares to target the star clients of power publicist Eleanor Johnson (Gillian Anderson). He upsets his direct boss Lawrence Maddox (Danny Huston) and tries to make amends by hiring a stripper to dance for Lawrence during a staff meeting. Sidney, of course, doesn’t stop there, finding creative ways to annoy nearly everyone. His saving graces: a rising, sexy starlet (Megan Fox) develops an odd affection for him, and in time, Alison whose friendship with him might be the only thing saving Sidney from torpedoing his career.

    Both Robert Weide and Simon Pegg stopped by Phoenix a few weeks ago to talk about the film which comes out today.

    QUESTION: How’s Arizona been treating you?

    PEGG: Hotly. It’s been overwhelming for a pasty British man to walk into this incredible heat. It’s amazing. The first thing we saw last night was possibly the most spectacular light show I’ve ever seen in my life in that storm. We were having dinner at Mastro’s and eating possibly one of the best steaks I’ve ever had in my life and the whole place is being illuminated by this strobe light.

    And there was this rumbling thunder.

    QUESTION: But you were here a few years ago Shaun of the Dead. Different time of year, though.

    PEGG: It was still hot. I remember ““ not quite like this ““ Nick stopped by and we stayed up at Camelback and I was really looking forward to coming back here. This is the only place on the whole tour I’m staying two nights and I’m quite happy to be here.

    WEIDE: When I was packing yesterday my wife and I were talking about it’s great because it’s going to be one weather, two days, just one pair of shoes. I talked to her last night and said it was a monsoon last night and my clothes are soaking wet.

    QUESTION: So, you said this is the last stop of tour so you’ve probably fielded every question there is?

    PEGG: Pretty much. You can have a free cookie if you ask me a question I have not been asked before. Bob’s just joined me here. I started out in Boston and went to Toronto then Chicago and Dallas then here, so yea, it’s been pretty intense but I think it’s good to go places rather just stay in a hotel in LA and expect everybody to come to you. I think it’s important when you provide something it’s good to go out and pound the beat.

    QUESTION: How much time do you split ““ are you here in the States a fair amount of the year now, or just for press?

    PEGG: Just for press work. I’ve been out a lot this year ““ been back and forth for various reasons, but generally speaking I’m in London. I don’t have any plans to move here because you can just commute these days. The film industry is far more global than it was and films get made all over the world. You buy a house in LA and then suddenly you find yourself doing 5 months in the Isle of Man. So it’s kind of pointless. And, all my stuff’s there. My light sabers are there.

    (Laughs)
    CHRISTOPHER STIPP: Can you talk about the movie itself? It talks about the idea about how Americans revere celebrity vs how you in Britain revere yours. You really want to write a hit piece and here we like to coddle our celebrities. Did you find any parallels or do Britians like their celebrities are certain way?

    PEGG: I think it’s a generalization in some respects. I think that particular syndication that Sidney goes to work for behaves like that but I think there are publications in America that want to undermine their celebrities the same as in Britian. There’s a culture of disdain for celebrities in the UK but similarly there are magazines like Hello and OK that worship them unconditionally. But for the purpose of this movie, Sidney’s background is in one of snipe and take crack at celebrities and Clayton’s magazine, Sharps, is very much one of those that is greasing the wheels of celebrity and stoking the flames. I think it’s a very timely piece in a way. The movie itself is based on a book that was set in 1995. There was a memoir from 1995 and I think Peter Straughan is fictionalizing that and bringing it up to date and creating a fictional group of characters around the central character, who is called Sydney instead of Toby, and they do something of a satire of the nature of celebrity worship now which is at a completely ridiculous height. The snake of popular culture is most definitely eating itself. It’s a bizarre, frightening time.

    QUESTION: What about your own celebrity? Going back to when you were here years ago you could go anywhere you wanted to go in this country. People would never recognize you but that is not the case now.

    PEGG: The interesting thing about it is, I’m still pretty “cultie”. I was in Dallas yesterday and everywhere I went people would say, hey Shaun of the Dead, but just knew it was a movie I had done but didn’t say hey there’s that guy who I don’t know what he did but I know him, which I think is where things get slightly precarious when people start to resent the fact that they know you. And that’s where the sense of delusion starts to come. That’s when people start to think you are famous for what?

    WEIDE: There’s a group of people now that are famous for just being famous. It’s not about work or anything they have achieved. They are celebrities because they are celebrities and this is how behind the times I am, I think it was three years ago maybe a little less when I turned to my wife and I said who exactly is Paris Hilton? Meaning, I had seen her picture everywhere and I saw her name everywhere but is she a singer, and actress? My wife tried to explain to me.

    QUESTION: She’s all of that now.

    PEGG: Yea, now she’s all of that but quotation marks perhaps.

    But then I said is she famous just for being famous? And she said yes, but then said oh there was that sex video. Oh, then she’s a porn actress. She said, no not exactly but”¦

    QUESTION: That’s her best talent.

    PEGG: Clearly. I think they have been around for a long time to some degree, but more at the ridiculous end of celebrity culture as it is now is produce people that they are famous for something and are famous for being famous and they work at it, like Paris Hilton, Victoria Beckham. They work at it because they know that people do want to know about them. Who’s laughing really? They are making shit loads of money from just doing very little because people just want to know about them. We’re idiots for buying those magazines. Who cares what Paris Hilton’s vagina looks like? Idiots like men.

    So there is an argument that you can have a crack at those people who are exploiting their celebrity or you can say well if we stop consuming what they do, then they go away so stop complaining about them.

    QUESTION: But this movie makes an illusion to when Sophie walks through the pool that’s something Jane Mansfield did in the late 50’s to get herself famous.

    PEGG: Yea.

    WEIDE: And there’s that telling moment too ““ I heard people after screenings discuss whether that was an intentional ploy and I think the clue is Gillian’s dialogue as she’s coming out of the elevator when she’s on the phone with somebody saying bring the car around front and then she says never mind what I said before, I want it in front now. Meaning that it was sort of understood that she had walked through the pool, paparazzi would come after her and instead of sneaking out the back now she’s supposed to go through the front where she knows the photographers will be waiting and sure enough, as Sydney says, she’s everywhere. I have read those stories of celebrities eating in various places where they get seemingly ambushed by the paparazzi as they step out of a restaurant and it’s understood later that in fact they weren’t ambushed, it was the publicist that told the paparazzi where they would be.

    PEGG: It’s interesting. When you look at a celebrity like Elizabeth Hurley, the genesis of her fame was the Versace dress she wore to the Four Weddings premiere. She went with the star of that film and completely upstaged him and the film that wore a dress that was held together with safety pins and now she’s the face of Estee Lauder and has kind of an acting career. But that’s all it takes really. That’s a stunt that’s on par with what Sofie does in the movie. Sofie knows what she’s doing. As Danny Houston’s character says, she’s going to go far. It’s just when you take it on in real life you are taking on a beast. If you want to swim in those waters, you have to know it’s absolutely packed with sharks.

    WEIDE: I think fame is sort of like a Frankenstein monster. It’s something people think they want to create and then when it happens they have something quite uncontrollable. And there’s the one level if you eat at the Ivy in LA you know you are going to get snapped when you come out and perhaps that is fair game, I don’t know but there is that level of the true ambush for the people with the long lenses in the building across from you getting you while you’re eating or getting undressed, sunbathing or being with someone you shouldn’t be with, I think is the next level. I’ve seen pictures of Kirsten just coming out of her mother’s house in Hollywood walking to her car. She’s visiting her mom and there’s someone waiting across the street and I remember seeing pictures that she dropped her keys and this guy was in her way and a series of pictures of her picking up her keys and getting in her car and it was so unfair and people say if you want to be famous and want to be in movies, you are asking for it and I don’t know that you are asking for it. I don’t think they are. I think there is a certain level where people do deserve their privacy even their careers put them in the public eye.

    QUESTION: You got to work with Toby Young?

    PEGG: We hung out a little bit. I didn’t want to play him as him because not many people know who he is and Toby’s got a way that would be distracting on the big screen after a bit, and also, it’s Sydney ““ it’s a fictionalized version of him so I was able to have a few dinners with him and hang out and get under his skin a little bit a decide that that’s not the way I was going to play it. But Toby has mellowed. There was a time he was just very tenacious and just lead pipe cruel and thought that was the way to go and as a result continuing messing up.

    QUESTION: The improvisations you get to do ““ did you have to stick to the script?

    PEGG: We didn’t do much did we?

    WEIDE: You would occasionally come up with something on the spot. There’s the business where you are on the phone ordering the credit card and basically each take you made up a new line. The one we went with was the Queen ““ yes, I know the Queen, she’s in my break dance posse.

    PEGG: Oh yea.

    WEIDE: And on each take he adlibbed some different line about that he knew the Queen and met at the Cub Scouts “¦

    PEGG: Oh yea.

    WEIDE: That was a treat in the editing room.

    QUESTION: The scene when you call the landlady Mrs. Lebowski?

    PEGG: Yea. No, actually that was in the script.

    WEIDE: In the screenings that I’ve been at, one of the biggest laughs of the movie, if you have all seen the film be careful how you write this, is basically the scene where he is called on the carpet in Clayton’s office and waiting for him to come out and remember he is [redacted] (Ed. Note: Yeah, that was a funny part, actually.) and when we did that take, Simon said to me, because there is really no line there, that the idea the secretary would just be staring at him and said be prepared I have a line I’m going to say, and I won’t give away the line and you said that and the whole group just laughed during the take and it’s the biggest laugh.

    CS: You mentioned doing Spaced there was a parallel when you talked about how the reception of how that television show brought you a lot of success over here and now you have this great career but you said there is a difference between these sorts of sharks in the water and American movie making culture vs. the kind of experience you had in the UK.

    PEGG: No, I meant the sharks in the water thing is entirely to do with the celebrity culture. I think the movie machine here and in the UK are similar. We collaborate a lot because we have big studios in the UK, Bond movies, Potter movies, Star Wars movies are made there, Raiders and our crews ““ I’ve done movies in LA and half the crew has been British and I think the machine is a little ““ when you get into the studio system in America, I don’t know if this is where you are going, then it gets kind of ““ the producers are more like what you might expect. In the UK we only have one production company that can fund a movie entirely, which is working title. Everything else, like our film, had to be made by a conglomerate.

    CS: Yes, lots of fingers in that.

    PEGG: Yea. But I think I meant the shark infested thing is if you are going to get involved in being a celebrity and get caught going to those places to get people interested in your private life, then you are taking on a monster you know. Were you going to say the British are different?

    CS: Not so much that, but the idea when you make a production over a year, somehow it turns into a beast ““ a lots of fingers in the pie ““ a lot of people saying, I want you to cut this out, cut that out ““ there’s certainly enough satire to go around. A lot of people have a lot to say about that final cut before it’s released to the public…

    WEIDE: I think that’s inherent project to project. Not sure that’s just American anymore than it is British. Your situation with the Edgar Wright directed films you have a producer who is really part of your team, who is kind of helps protect you guys from any forces who might come in and try to”¦

    And also a production company that lets us do whatever we want. I think the more money that’s involved, the more risk, the more people panic and want to stick their finger in the proverbial pie.

    QUESTION: But then you have, but not to bring up Star Trek, but you can’t discuss in detail but JJ has a lot more control than a lot.

    PEGG: I think you get people like JJ who they just trust and say I know you know what you’re doing because he’s proved himself with MI3 and they know ““ and because he’s done a particular kind of movie, he’s the absolutely perfect guy to do Star Trek. None of the other producers are going to question what’s he doing because they know if it fucks up the fans are going to be unhappy and JJ is a fan and he understands it. So in that situation it’s like, you do it. You just get on with it an do that. That’s why he’s given that autonomy. Also, he’s JJ ““ he has that manic enthusiasm you couldn’t possibly question.

    QUESTION: Then you also hear the stories about on Gangs of New York the notorious fights between Martin Scorsese and Harvey Weinstein ““ that’s Scorsese when somebody told him what to cut.

    PEGG: But that is also Harvey Weinstein.

    (Laughs)

    Have you seen Tropic Thunder?

    PEGG: We are seeing that tonight actually.

    WEIDE: In my little neck of the world, that was the greatest thing about Curb Your Enthusiasm, which everyone says well, that’s HBO and it wasn’t HBO so much it was Larry David not needing to do a TV series because he could stay home and count his hundreds of millions but it was the guy who created Seinfeld so he never had anybody telling him what to do because A) Larry would just say hey, get your own show and walk and once you create Seinfeld there aren’t many people who could take a position that they know more about comedy. I talked to other friends of mine who were executive producing or created series for network television and I told them the way we work with no creative interference, no notes whatsoever they would just start to drool because in the world of broadcast network television here in the states everybody has something to say right through writing, casting, production through editing and really never leave you alone. And if the show starts to falter at all instead of saying OK, we’re going to stand back, they just get more and more involved and it becomes pretty suffocating.

    CS: That’s a brilliant comment. At what point in your career can say, “You know what, I’m not interested in having any of that…” If someone tries to make you capitulate early on I can see how that can easily happen but is it hard coming up through the ranks, sticking to your artistic vision? At what point do you muster that courage and say, “I have to stand firm.” At what point does that happen for you?

    WEIDE: It’s interesting ““ my background having started through documentaries from the get-go I never really had anybody tell me what to do because documentaries aren’t supposed to be money makers anyway and my first things were for PBS and so when I started I didn’t have anyone tell me what to do and then I did a film 10 years ago that was a low budget enough film where I was left alone, Curb I was left alone, and oddly enough this film was my first experience of kind of having to listen to other opinions and people suggesting this and that and it was odd for me because you would think I had a lot of that and this point in my career, and I’m not a kid anymore, I’m going to be 30 soon”¦

    (Laughs)

    It was odd to hear people, and in some cases who really had no comedy credentials say I think this would be funnier, and you know you have to be a team player and listen to everybody’s notes and let them know they are being heard and ultimately have the backbone, conviction and the confidence to know what you are doing to weed out the bad notes and keep the good ones.

    PEGG: One thing I always found when collaborating anyway, I write with Jim Wright and write with Edgar and Nick and when we work with Working Title that’s a close knit group there and sometimes something you are absolutely sure is right you’ll get or hear something from someone and say hang on I’ll reevaluate that and you realize that I think there was a note when we were making Hot Fuzz from one of our producers at Working Title to drop the female character because the romance in the film was about Danny and Angel and the bad girl and we realized the female character we’ve written was kind of token and it was an absolutely right on note. So, sometimes you might think as a sort of precious writer you say, you don’t know a thing, but come out with a very, very good point and taken on board. It’s just a fine balance when you are in a room and something you think belongs to you to actually have the courage to let it go and stand up for it I think.

    WEIDE: The sort of typical network situation for television, I had an experience where a network bought a pilot script from me, absolutely wanted to make the pilot but I developed it for a specific actress and they knew it going in and they met her and liked her a lot and said go ahead but when push got to shove they got a little nervous about this unknown actress having a pilot let alone a series and asked me if I could cast the part and I said no, I wrote it for her. I’d rather do something else and finally the word came down from the head of the network that he would order the pilot that day if I was willing to cast the part and I said no and walked away and my agent said you realize what you are potentially walking away from and I said, yea I’m walking away from a situation with a network where they are going to try and tell me what to do every step of the way and make me crazy. The only real leverage you have in a situation like that is the willingness to walk away and if, and I’m not a typical TV producer, most of those guys they just want to get on the air, they want to get their pilot made and want to get a series on the air. I was sort of ambivalent about the whole thing anyway so it made it very easy to walk away ““ nothing heroic about it I just didn’t want to set that precedent and everybody thought it was the craziest thing to do but for me it was the easiest.

    QUESTION: The last time you were here in Phoenix for Shaun of the Dead you talked about what would be Hot Fuzz ““ do you have any ideas that you are working on right now?

    PEGG: Yea, Nick and I just finished something we will go into production with next year hopefully and will be shooting in New Mexico and Edgar and me will eventually get back into the office when we are done with our prospective other projects and come up with a third film which we are calling Blood and Ice Cream. I really want to get on with that. We finished Hot Fuzz and other things came up and we agreed to go do other things and then come back together and those things obviously take up time.

    QUESTION: Can you share what that would be about? What about the working title?

    PEGG: I don’t think it will be called that but when we spoke about Hot Fuzz on the Shaun of the Dead tour in Phoenix last that was like a year before we even started writing Hot Fuzz so people were like, Hot Fuzz, OK, where is it?

    QUESTION: You didn’t even have a script?

    PEGG: Yea, we had the idea and had the concept.

    QUESTION: So that forced you to have to write it because people were writing about it?

    PEGG: Exactly.

  • Comics & Comics: Inside Of You(r DVD Player)

    COMics & Comics 31208- lOGO

    Howdy Interwebbers. I’m Matt Cohen and I dig Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

    Saw it twice in theaters, bought the soundtrack. Love it. My favorite comedy of ’08 so far (Zack and Miri Halloween night, kiddos). Of the principal cast, the only member I was aware of was Mila Kunis – so not only did I get a hilariously funny movie this year, I got introduced to Kristen Bell, Jason Segal and Russell Brand, all three which I am a big fan of now. But all of that was then, and some time has passed. Just how would this “pinnacle” of comedy (in my opinion) hold up after a few months of distraction/other movies.

    I got my hands on the newly released Blu-Ray edition of the film, and am proud to report it holds up. Really well (Well enough that I am super psyched about the Brand/Hill spinoff Get me to the Greek). Just how well does it hold up, you may be asking? Why don’t we take a look at the new DVD release of the film, and we may just find out. Look up… OK, thanks. Now look down. Much better.

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    FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL

    THE FLICK: What can I say that I haven’t already, in various mediums and rants? I love this damn movie. This, to me, was the true surprise of ’08. I had never (and have never) seen Freaks and Geek or Undeclared, so this was my first real exposure to the wonderful man-squatch that is Jason Segal (I’ve seen gotten into HIMYM, which is my favorite abbreviation on the web). I remember liking the trailer for the film, and being excited to see it, but nothing could prepare me for how hard I would laugh upon first (and second, and third, and fourth) viewings. This DVD promises to be the “Unrated-extended edition”, but in a movie that featured prominent dudity (and from the lead, at that), nothing really feels “unrated” – but, rather, deleted. And that’s fine, because most if not all of the new material is additional lines in established scenes, with only one or two exceptions (featuring a yoga scene with the always great Kristen Wigg) and none of the jokes stray from the rest of the film, so nothing feels tacked on or forced. (My new favorite line in the movie is in the extended scenes… “She made me a baby!!!!!”. ) If you liked the theatrical version, you will enjoy the DVD edition just the same. There is nothing radically different, but for a fan like myself, ANY additional material is wanted and highly appreciated. One of the funnier movies I’ve seen in years and one of the sweeter ones as well. I don’t always subscribe to the Apatow formula, but director Nick Stoller has nailed that combo of silly and serious, making this movie much more than its gross out compatriots. This will become one of THOSE classic comedies, and I for one will get a hell of a lot of use out of this disc.

    THE EXTRAS: I’ll break these down by feature, all blurb style and what not-

    Deleted And Extended Scenes: Lots of good stuff, much of which makes it into the extended cut. Almost longer then the movie itself.

    Line-O-Rama: An Apatow staple that, while not as brilliant as the ones on other discs, still manages to leave you rolling on the floor laughing for a few minutes. Some really funny, messed up stuff.

    Gag Reel: Silly and short, but good for a few laughs. Kind of too similar to a line-o-rama to be anything crazy good.

    We’ve Got To Do Something” ““ We get a taste of it in the film, but Brand’s extended video is funnier then we could have ever expected. If there was ever a perfect casting call, it was Russell Brand as Aldous Snow.

    “Dracula’s Lament”: Jason Segel’s table read version of the film’s hilarious Dracula song

    “A Taste For Love”: A neat little doc on the creation of the puppets used in the film’s finale. A must see for any Muppet/puppet fans.

    Raw Footage: Remember that Video Ichat scene in the movie? Well, it didn’t go as easy as it looks. Check out Bill Hader corpsing for 10 straight minutes. Funny stuff.

    Red Band Trailer: It’s a trailer! But for real, I don’t remember the red band for some reason. It’s a mini movie!

    Puppet Break-Up:  Add puppets and I am there. Segal is my hero. I hope he writes Sweetums into this new Muppet flick. Now I’m just thinking out loud.

    Sex-O-Rama: Note to future writers: Always make sure the character you will play winds up sleeping with like 10 gorgeous women. Hollywood is so tough, folks. Basically, a line-o-rama in the bedroom. Great stuff.

    Drunk-O-Rama: Another O-Rama… Really? Sex and the City extended makes this bit worth the price of admission alone. “I’m the short haired one”

    Russell Brand: Aldous Snow: America, meet the funniest, self proclaimed “Transvestite Scarecrow” to make the jump cross the pond in many a year.

    “The Letter U”: I would watch Snow read the phonebook, so any Aldous extras obviously make me a happy bloke. What’s best is this is how Brand probably talks to kids in real life.

    Crime Scene: Can you say, Baldwin-O-Rama? I can… It’s not that hard.

    Sarah’s New Show: These were kind of dumb, and you can see why they wound up choosing the mildly funny “Animal Instincts” over the non funny other show ideas. Bateman as the angel cracked me up though.

    Video Diaries: Your standard video production diary, but graced with the comedic talents of the cast. Not boring for a minute, and not tied down in film minutiae. More good stuff.

    THE COMMENTARY: The fun continues.  Director Nick Stroller, Executive Producer Rodney Rothman, Producer Shauna Robertson, Writer/Star Jason Segel And Cast Members Kristen Bell (Kind of), Mila Kunis, Russell Brand, and Jack McBrayer (via satellite) sit in for what is a loose, friendly, and very funny commentary track. Don’t expect any deep insights into the filmmaking process, but a group of people who seem to genuinely dig each other, watching and talking about a very funny little movie. There are so many dynamics to this group as well, from the madcap Segal to the insanely cerebral Brand and right down to the lovable southern gent that is McBrayer (who is the victim of a 2 hour gang-up session on this track… A hilarious one). What one gets from listening to this track is a feeling of how much of a blast this flick was to shoot, and it makes sense when one sees the finished product. Bonus points to anyone who can figure out the identity of the mystery PA (Took me a few minutes). If the movie alone isn’t enough, and you need more time with the assembled gang, this commentary should definitely do the trick.

    Overall, one of my new favorite discs (BLU-RAY, baby), which just happens to contain one of my new favorite movies. If you’ve seen the film, I assume you have/will be picking this puppy up at some point. If you haven’t, I can promise you an awesome moviegoing experience (unless you don’t like funny movies, and in that case, I promise you NOTHING!!!)

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    Tis all for now, but check back next week for more comic goodness. And while you’re at it, why not give a listen to Quick Stop Entertainment’s newest podcast sensation, BAGGED & BOARDED, with Matt Cohen (I know that guy) and Jesse Rivers (I kinda know him). It’s podtastic. And of course, as always (and now podcast appropriate),

    Keep em’ bagged and boarded

    Matt Cohen is currently working for Kaiser Permanente

  • TV Or Not TV: 9/29 – 10/05

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    Hello everyone, my name is Will, and I’m a TV-aholic.

    Even though contstant TV viewing is my obsession, right now I’m plenty distracted by in impending move (on October 1st no less). This means I’ve been packing when I should be watching and in far too rare of an instance watching when I should be packing.

    What does this mean? It means I’ve got very little to say about TV from last week outside of what I said in the Morning After columns published last week. I encourage you to go back and read them if you haven’t already.

    I will, however, comment on Desperate Housewives. I think it is a very interesting move by the producers to advance the story line of all characters by five years. Although this device isn’t completely original it is nice to add some mystery to characters that we already know instead of having to wonder about the blatanlty new characters we’ve been handed in previous seasons. That being said I think this approach also makes the show some what disjointing to watch and I’m not completly sure if I’ll be able to stick with it. We’ll see.

    Now let’s go straight to the thick of it, shall we?

    MONDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Chuck was one of the more surprisingly entertaining shows to premiere last season. I’ve been looking forward to its premiere, even though I still don’t understand how the information in Chuck’s head hasn’t already gotten stale. Heck, the stuff I knew even four days ago is useless today.

    FOX – 8:00 PM: I don’t know how a cyborg can have an origin story but tonight we get one on for Cameron on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Let’s hope it’s not 42 minutes of footage of those automotive assembly line machines.

    CBS – 8:30 PM: After last seasons great stunt casting of Britney Spears on How I Met Your Mother they follow up with another power house bit of stunt casting with… Regis Philbin? Um, ok.

    TUESDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: The weight loss partners go to the Grand Canyon on The Biggest Loser: Families. Is it me or are they sending mixed signals taking the contestants to a place where sheer size is supposed to be beautiful and inspiring?

    MTV – 10:00 PM: The only thing sadder about the fact that there is a show called Paris Hilton’s My New BFF are the people that you see on the show trying to actually be the winner.

    WEDNESDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: If you are like me you have been dying to hear Jim Dale narrate to us the goings on in the life of the Pie Maker on Pushing Daisies.

    NBC – 9:00 PM: Another season of America’s Got Talent comes to an end tonight and yet again I must ask, is this title of this show accurate?

    ABC – 10:00 PM: Dirty Sexy Money tries to come back full force tonight by adding Lucy Liu to the cast.

    THURSDAY

    ALL NETWORKS – 9:00 PM Eastern / 6:00 PM Pacific: It’s the Attack of the Veeps with the Vice Presidential candidates first televised debate.

    FRIDAY

    CBS – 8:00 PM: Original TV prankster and Scream alumni Jamie Kennedy joins the cast of Ghost Whisperer as another person who can see dead people (not caused by a psycho with a knife).

    CARTOON – 9:00 PM: Even though the screen version of Star Wars: The Clone Wars left a bad taste in many a fan boy mouth, the small screen version is more character driven and easier to chew on. We all just need to accept the fact that Lucas is making this for the kids, not us (as if the prequels didn’t let us know that enough).

    CBS – 9:00 PM: The premiere of The Ex List is tonight and we get to see Bella (played by Elizabeth Reaser) chase down everyone she’s dated to try and find the Mr. Right that a psychic tells her she’s already gone out with. Naturally the psychic can’t give more details except that Bella has only one year to refind the guy.

    SATURDAY

    CMT – 9:00 PM: Six words always light up my heart, My Bid Redneck Wedding’s Season Premiere.

    SHO – 11:00 PM: Louis C.K.: Chewed Up will give you stuff to laugh about if you are nearing or post-40.

    SUNDAY

    SHO – 9:00 PM: Really, do I need to tell you that you need to be watching Dexter? Our favorite serial killer is going to be a daddy for gosh sakes!

    ABC – 9:00 PM: If you aren’t frustrated or baffled by last week’s Desperate Housewives then you can try to give it another shot tonight. I might be out after this one. Not sure.

  • Trailer Park: QSE FLASH OF GENIUS Screening – Phoenix

    Yeah, it’s last minute.

    BUT, my loss is your gain. I have 10 pairs of tickets to give away for a screening for this new film at the Scottsdale 101 theater in Scottsdale at 7:00 p.m. this Thursday night. What do you have to do? Shoot me a note with your name. I think to make this easier on all involved (and so I don’t have to depend on the USPS) I’ll personally leave everyone’s tickets at Guest Services.

    So, beat a path to my e-mail box (Christopher_Stipp@Yahoo.com) and let me know if you want to go see the latest film starring Greg Kinnear, brought to you by the good folks at Universal Pictures. For those of you who don’t know what it’s about here is a synposis:

    Based on the true story of college professor and part-time inventor Robert Kearns’ (Greg Kinnear) long battle with the U.S. automobile industry, Flash of Genius tells the tale of one man whose fight to receive recognition for his ingenuity would come at a heavy price. But this determined engineer refused to be silenced, and he took on the corporate titans in a battle that nobody thought he could win.

    The Kearns were a typical 1960s Detroit family, trying to live their version of the American Dream. Local university professor Bob married teacher Phyllis (Lauren Graham) and, by their mid-thirties, had six kids who brought them a hectic but satisfying Midwestern existence. When Bob invents a device that would eventually be used by every car in the world, the Kearns think they have struck gold. But their aspirations are dashed after the auto giants who embraced Bob’s creation unceremoniously shunned the man who invented it.

    Ignored, threatened and then buried in years of litigation, Bob is haunted by what was done to his family and their future. He becomes a man obsessed with justice and the conviction that his life’s work — or for that matter, anyone’s work — be acknowledged by those who stood to benefit. And while paying the toll for refusing to compromise his dignity, this everyday David will try the unthinkable: to bring Goliath to his knees.