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  • Trailer Park: Clark Gregg

    By Christopher Stipp

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    Meeting Clark Gregg was an absolutely normal experience.

    There was no hovering publicist, no throng of people who are just seemingly “there” when you do an interview like this at a swanky hotel which was where I was at and there wasn’t a thing about Clark that would suggest that in front of me stood a man who made a movie about a sex addict whose best friend is a chronic masturbator.

    I was just glad I was the first guy he got to talk to.

    Clad in his jeans, a nondescript shirt of no fashionable importance, rocking a tarnished platinum wedding ring and a watch that looked like it could have belonged to the guy who delivered a couple of pitchers of water to the room we sat in. The guy was just smiling, proud of his little movie that could, and we simply had a laid-back, casual conversation about a flick that has some heady themes.

    Clark exuded a lot of that comedic vibe that he sports in shows like THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE and as we had the place to ourselves, cut off from the usual claptrap and hubbub of observers and minders, what follows is simply the best example of two guys talking about a common theme, with the exception he’s worth a lot more money, posses wheelbarrows of fame and while he would be able to tarry away to his posh room after we were done I still had to go back to my 9 to 5 job. The experience couldn’t have been more pleasurable.

    CHOKE OPENS TODAY AT THEATERS EVERYWHERE

    CHRISTOPHER STIPP: First of all, it was a good movie.

    CLARK GREGG: Thank you.

    CS: I think in order to start things off right I have to find out something first ““ I can see why this film wants to be made if you read the book but how hard was it with the topic that it deals with to actually get made?

    GREGG: You know most of it ““ I don’t know how I circumvented all that but I thought this is going to be impossible to get made but I was so focused on successfully make an adaptation and then once I got the adaptation working, which took a couple of years off and on between when I was doing other stuff. In the back of my mind I thought, “Come on, it’s a conservative era these days ““ and here’s yet a sex addicted colonial theme park movie.”

    (Laughs)

    And then I thought it might be a long shot and I loved it and I already put years in and I thought “What the hell…” I got to take a shot. We went about it in a way that we just sort of side-stepped all that. We got actors that we really liked. Sam Rockwell, Angelica Houston who got us a small amount of money but a substantial amount of money that got it done as long as we forwent all luxuries and then, we had a movie. So I guess we were lucky because we found financier producers ““ in ATO Pictures.

    Because we went to them with Sam Rockwell already attached, and a script that they liked, they knew they were signing on for the package. We weren’t inviting people in for development. I did that with a friend and a partner and partner in the project for many years so luckily people signed up who were with the vision. I think that’s probably where the miracle is, that people were willing to put up some money to risk making this. And then I think the second scary part was taking it to Sundance at a time when they sat us down in a condo the day before our movie premiered ““ last of all the competition films – and said, “None of them has been bought. Nothing has been bought. One documentary may be being bought even as we speak but 32 movies had been shown and nothing has been bought so just have a good party.Well of all the movies that will be bought I doubt the sex addicted colonial theme park movie is going to be for sale but then it turned out to be the first narrative sale and I guess we just got lucky that there are some off-kilter people out there, fortunately some of them finance small movies, some of them apparently work at Fox Searchlight.

    (Laugh)

    CS: How’s it been coming off the festival circuit? What’s the process? You made the movie, obviously working in Hollywood for as long as you have, you have such good experience with the production side of being an actor. Being a filmmaker now…what’s that process like now since the film has been bought and released? Has there been anything ““ now that it’s been bought by someone – or any second thoughts when you had to turn over your baby?

    GREGG: That’s a good question.

    When a company like Fox Searchlight shows up at the after party and says they want to buy the movie which is just everybody’s dream to have happen at Sundance and some good friends of mine, many who made very good movies, didn’t have so we just feel lucky to have had that meeting.

    When they kind of ““ we feel each other out and every one feels OK – they adjourn to another condo and they negotiate stuff until ““ I was so exhausted from the relief of showing the movie to Chuck Palahniuk who liked it, that I was ready to go home. I basically went to semi-sleep and I would get these phone calls that are exactly what you are talking about. They bought the movie as is, which means they weren’t entitled to change anything but I had finished it on the tiny budget that we had to make it and that means you have less time to mix and edit and the sound stuff is really hugely important, which is one of the things I learned.

    By the end of that process and watching it with huge audiences at Sundance I really felt like there was some things that I wasn’t 100% happy with from the basic things like the lines ““ the dialogue wasn’t clear enough and it would get a better laugh to ways that I felt like what I intended the ending to mean wasn’t focused enough so I took what I felt was a risk because all artists are a little bit suspicious of studios even the kind of cool artsy ones like Fox Searchlight but their track record is so magnificent that I went to them and I said, “Look, I see things that can make this movie better. I don’t feel like I need to reshoot and I suspect you wouldn’t let me but there some kind of things that we can change with the way the score and the soundtrack are used and kind of re-cutting a couple of things. It’s small stuff but I think it would add up. And, I guess with your track record I would feel lucky if you guys chimed in.” I didn’t want to be like, “No one knows what’s good but me, ” although all directors including me are tempted to feel that way.

    I wanted to hear what they had to say.

    The seemed smart, everything they said was smart so it felt scary to walk into the office and say that and I may have been imagining it but they may have been a little surprised that I did and it ended up being a real cool thing. I got to go back and work with an editor and kind of do a lot of little things that would have bugged me for the rest of my life seeing them but also do the little things that I think make the movie now superior to the one we did at Sundance. And they had some really cool ideas.

    CS: Really? Did they suggest something you never would have thought to do?

    GREGG: Well, as is often the case you live with something, certainly it’s a novel and it’s been rattling around in your head. You think things resonate because you read the book and basically know the book by heart but it doesn’t really resonate for someone who is just watching the story for the first time. So a lot of what they had to offer was the ways they were experience in the movie. When I talked about what I felt about the last fifth of the movie might work, they responded to that. If that’s what you’re intending I feel like this moment isn’t as clear to us as it seems to be to you and so if you have really smart people giving you those kinds of ideas and feedback that’s really valuable. And it was never like, here’s some ideas that will help appeal it to a broader audience and they were never things like, “Here’s how we can bump this down to a PG.” I think everyone knew that was never going to happen.

    CS: Right. There’s no way. Not a chance. You mentioned that it was a tough sell for some people, expecially when I was watching it. What was your idea going into this film with a character that is so hard to like? He shows glimmers of it in the beginning when he visits his mom and you’re thinking “Here’s a dirt bag but he’s got a great heart” but how did you keep that level, that there’s something icky about him but there is also something wonderfully sensitive about him.

    GREGG: Wow. I don’t want to give myself away but I always felt a lot of compassion for that character. I always felt like there’s a lot of stigma attached to sexual compulsion and he’s also working as a con artist, he’s got a lot of other things that don’t really recommend him but I feel like Chuck in his book had a certain kind of compassion and I feel like it’s easy for us to stand in judgment of people especially people that are on the extremes of our compulsion but I feel in a society where we all love to consume ““ whether it’s food or cars or alcohol, you name it, whenever something doesn’t feel right I feel like people are using sex to the detriment of intimacy to satisfy those unhappy feelings in a lot more homes than one might be aware of. At least I trusted that more people would relate to him than one might think. And certainly people who we talked to about financing the movie why is anyone going to relate to this guy. I don’t know, maybe it’s just me but I think a lot of people will. I went to some sex addict meetings. It not like you go in there and see creepy unshaven guys in trench coats, it’s just the most normal people in the world.

    CS: So was that the idea when it took you so long, off an on ““ a year, two years, to get it actually written? What did you want to distill most of all from this book to a feature length film?

    GREGG: The problem was that I started out not wanting to distill anything. I liked the dialogue. There was so much funny stuff and so much moving stuff and half the things that the narrator says I didn’t want to lose because it was so damn funny but you can’t make a 5 hour movie but even if you could it wouldn’t be focused. At a certain point the movie has a different kind of focus because it’s a different medium than a book so I had to try and find what’s a story in this book that would make a good movie and that took a long time, took some distance ““ write it, leave it alone for a little bit ““ come back to it ““ try and retry. There’s a line that says, he’s just freeing the figures from the rock and I think that’s right. You are freeing the movie from the book. And the only way to do that is to chip away some really beautiful pieces of granite.

    CS: Exactly. And I was reminded…and I wasn’t going to bring Harry Potter into sex addiction but…

    GREGG: That’s the next one. You haven’t seen it yet.

    (Laughs)

    Don’t do any spoilers.

    CS: When kids had that book read to them, long before the movie was made, the teachers would ask “Do you want to see the pictures in the novel?” and the kids said no because they already had an idea in their head of what it was.

    GREGG: Exactly. When you read a book you kind of watch a movie of sorts in your head. Certainly it’s a scary thing to adapt something because everybody watched a movie and the odds that my scenes are just going to be what they saw or my Victor is going to be exactly what they saw are very slim and they are going to have to let go. And on the other hand I something that equals or surpasses the movie they watched in their head, which on our budget was really never going to happen.

    (Laughs)

    CS: But you have a wonderful guy in Sam who showed range that he can go from ““ he is Victor. At the end of the day”¦

    GREGG: The thing is every time you see Sam do anything you say he is that guy and he’s actually none of them. That’s what makes him so amazing. He sort of connected to this and it felt like a really good fit. The first time I went over to his apartment and read a bunch of scenes with him I just breathed a sigh of relief that might have knocked down a wall. I just knew that the very largest part of my job was done. The others might be manageable. I knew he just connected with this guy.

    CS: And at the end of the day, when you started piecing things together and you were on the set and you were the guy who had to be there from the moment everyone got there until even after everyone went home, what was that education like about seeing the other side? I know you’ve made some reference to it in another interview where you compare it to being a passenger on a plane and having someone say, “Fly it.” Two different things.

    GREGG: Yeah. Two different things.

    It was a really interesting combination of going well I spent a good chunk of the last 15 years of my life on movie sets and TV sets and writing and I had so many moments where I thought I learned a lot more than I thought I did or before that I was acting and directing theatre and plays are story telling where you tell the whole story and I found that those ““ I had a lot of days and moments where I went I learned so much more kind of in the school of on the job training doing this stuff for years than I thought I did. A lot of times I thought I couldn’t have been more equipped than I thought but then you have those days where you think, “I don’t know anything about this. How could I have been so close to these cameras all the time and asking questions all the time and not understand this part of it or that part of it?But you know, I was lucky and smart enough to hire really good people on the job where I knew my education was lacking so I hired people who were not just really good at their jobs but who I tested were willing to answer questions.

    I wasn’t going to be content with, “Shoot it as you want, man!” I really wanted to be involved as much as I could ““ “This is what I want to do, what do you recommend?” Kind of having that dialogue having only a few hours to get the scene, that’s tricky.

    CS: Now, the relationship with Sam and his buddy, Denny, why does Denny ““ it seems like a very abusive relationship ““ Almost like Victor is against Denny in a way – and Denny has his own problems but I was instantly connected to him.

    GREGG: Chuck said he was one of his favorite characters.

    CS: Why do you think Denny likes to be around Victor ““ I couldn’t understand why he takes Victor’s shit.

    GREGG: To me, Victor always felt like one of those anti-heroes from the 70’s. He’s a cross between Bud Cort from Harold and Maude and Nicholson in The Last Detail. I think it’s about the nature of friendship, what is it that kind of pulls someone. I always thought that Victor had this charisma but also, that it could speak to Denny. He’s living at home, he’s a chronic masturbator who has been kicked out of art school, he’s met Victor at the sex addict meetings, he’s a chronic masturbator ““ that’s certainly a spear of some loneliness.

    (Laughs)

    Trust me.

    (Laughs)

    And here’s this guy who, as twisted as it is, he’s actually disappearing from the meeting into the closets and bathrooms with various female paroles or what have you. That has a certain allure. When they met especially Victor represented a superb mentor if one wanted to break out of the chronic masturbator thing. And I think what’s beautiful about the story is that the story captures that friendship in the moment where this guy who has been a follower and a lonely loser is actually developing some of his own ideas and what I like about it is he grows right past Victor. And some of the recover stuff that Victor’s been making fun of, Denny is embracing and is actually paying off.

    CS: He keeps reminding him, his fourth step.

    GREGG: Yeah, you got to do what you have to do, but in a compassionate way. That’s the other reason I think that Denny has a friendship with him despite whatever abuse Victor may heap on him is Denny’s got a little bit of Buddha going on and he understands that that is just a form of Victor acting out his anger or his sadness. He doesn’t take it personally too much. I think we can all take a page from Denny’s book and I don’t think it’s one of the books that he chronically masturbates.

    (Laughs)

    CS: Your character in the movie – you decided to play the douche of the film. How did that come about?

    GREGG: Well, I don’t know how familiar you are of my oeuvre of work.

    CS: That you constantly play these guys?

    GREGG: Well, it’s mixed up really. I play quasi-benevolent people or quasi-douche bags. But I certainly, within the realm of what I get hired for, are jackasses like Lord High Charlie and I was determined to cast somebody else. I had a list of great actors who I was going to con into doing it but I definitely dragged my feet because if you do play any of those guys to play anybody who’s name is Lord High Charlie seems like a hard opportunity to pass up. So when I put this cast together I didn’t want to miss an opportunity to act with those guys. If I would have known what an idiot I would feel like standing there in a puffy shirt trying to direct the movie and calling action while I was doing it I would probably not have done it.

    (Laughs)

    I also felt like I was on such an “I can do anything” ego trip that it just felt like the perfect thing to include for the narcissism express.

    (Laughs)

    CS: Well the thing ranges ““ the humor that we get from that is outrageous, and the humor ranges from dark to very superficial – but when you had this finished piece in the editing bay, you looked at all your footage, what was the first thing you said ““ “I need to start cutting…” ““ where did you start the process of editing this thing down?

    GREGG: My first thought was “Thank God for my DP, Tim Orr” because I know that a lot of times we only have an hour and a half to shoot that people usually would take a day or two on. And I was mostly terrified that I would get in there and literally the story piece just wouldn’t be there and they were almost always there as if we had a day and a half and when they weren’t somehow the material was there to find a different way. So I mostly felt guilty, mostly felt grateful about that. And, I don’t know. You usually look at a rough cut, I’ve seen other people’s rough cuts and you just kind of go, “Oh Jesus, what a mess. This is never going to work. It’s the end of my career.

    And I guess it’s just a stillborn career.

    (Laughs)

    But it was really clear that there was some terrific acting. It was really clear that there was some funny moments and I chose it because I wanted it to range from excruciatingly painful stuff to silly. And I liked that about the book, that it had that kind of breadth. So I had the pieces there, more or less and that it was up to me to blow it”¦.or not.

    CS: And my last question I have is now that it’s done and you’ve seen where it’s gone how do you look back, obviously it was quite a favorable experience you’ve had, what do you think the educational experience has been for you looking back on it?

    GREGG: Honestly, it borders on miraculous. It was so difficult and so felt like my little delusions that I carried around my computer and noodled that for years and people would say, “Oh, you’re still working on that? Oh, that’s sad.” And to have it get made with those actors and have it come together and have some people not want to represent it for press purposes at Sundance and feel like we were taking this disastrous home movie up there and have it get picked up by a great company and really championed it, it’s just amazing and I don’t want to lapse into Tuesday’s with Morrie but you know it’s amazing how if you kind of find something that hits that bell chiming you if you stick with it long enough, I’m sure a lot of times it can end up being a nightmare that costs you years and does nothing, but in this case it has been an awful good experience and I hope people like it.

    God I hope people like it.

    CS: Well, I did. Thank you so much for your time.

  • TV Or Not TV: The Morning After for Tuesday – 9/23/08

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    Welcome back to another installment of The Morning After here at TV or Not TV. We’re taking a look at the television shows I was actually able to watch for Tuesday, September 23 and I won’t be holding back any info or any punches, so you have been warned.

    SCIFI – Eureka: I’ve been a big fan of this quirky show since its inception two seasons ago and I’m very happy to say that the third season has been a real treat. Unlike the first two seasons they had a far less conspiracy laddened arc, the show was easy to follow, and you didn’t feel lost coming in at any point during the season. There was no mysterious “Artifact” that interfered with anything, no one travelled through time, and the heavy we thought we had in Eva Thorne was actually just a character trying to put the past to rest while trying to protect the present. What I am trying to say is the Eureka did what it does best; keeping a semi-jubelent spirit in the face of its typical dire “save us from disaster” story line.

    CW – 90210: Yes, I originally watched the pilot because I was a part of the generation that saw the birth of the original. Yes I kept watching because it had elements that made me curious. Yes I wish I could blame my wife for the fact that we watched this last night, but sadly I’m the one that started it playing.

    The great thing about this show is just how unreal it is compared to real life. The musical that is being put on is clearly something that 1) would never be performed in a public school and 2) had production values far above any high school musical you’ve seen in high school.

    The drama is typical teen drama that has had an extreme boost of steroids. It’s so roided up I’m surprised the show isn’t falling apart from roid rage. At least that is what I choose to believe because I just want to believe that teens this days aren’t this evil and devious.

    CBS – The Mentalist: I did not watch The Mentalist this week because I wanted to, I watched it to be fair as I’ve given it two not-so-glowing unseen commentaries. I’m very happy to say that, at least based on the pilot, we’ve got a very entertaining crime drama that surprisingly has heart.

    To catch you up, Patrick Jane (played by Simon Baker) is a former phony psychic who clearly gained fame and fortune from utilizing his very keen sense of perception and insight into human behaviour. When we meet the character he is smug, he has an air of superiority about him, and we aren’t really sure if we want to like him or dislike him for what it is he can do.

    This sentiment carries throughout the entire show and doesn’t distill until the final moments. As with any story where you find that someone who had it all and seems to have given it up to help catch the bad guys, we discover an injured and empty man and we are provided with an answer as to why he is how he now is. It turns out that Jane said some very negative things (while he was still a “psychic”) about an un-caught serial killer (Red John) on national television and his wife and daughter paid the price for these comments. The final moments of the show reveal to us that Jane now lives in the same home that his fame gained him, but all luxeries from that former life are gone. All he has is a place to sleep, a roof over his head and a constant reminder of what happened and why he must go on.

    I admit that I was wrong about The Mentalist and I predict that I’ll probably enjoy it in the weeks to come. Hopefully you will too.

    FOX – Fringe: I’m drinking a lot of coffee today because I just couldn’t go to sleep without watching Fringe. The show is extremely well structured and the characters are just so well played and balanced that I’m compelled to watch in the same way that I want to try to peek at my Christmas presents when they are under the tree. I’m still surprised, most of all, by the performance turned in every week by Joshua Jackson (formerly of Dawson’s Creek). This show helps fill the gap that X-Files left for me even before the show went off the air (oh, those last two seasons… ugh). Fringe is still very high on my recommendation list so if you havn’t watched it yet and you have time to kill get yourself to the FOX web site to get caught up on this show.

    NBC – The Biggest Loser: Reviewing The Biggest Loser the day after will get repetitious to say the least, so I only mention it as I did actually watch the show. The only thing that I wish the network would do is stop making it a two hour event on a single night of television. It’s too much for my DVR and my watching schedule to handle! Split it up already, will ya?

    DVR’d But Not Yet Watched: Thanks to the two hours of The Biggest Loser I’m going to have to wait to watch Law and Order: SVU. Thank goodness for weekends.

    So there it is, the shows I watched and what I thought. Take from them what you will, and I’ll catch back here tomorrow.

    Will Wilkins really hopes it isn’t true that TV rots your brain.

  • Toy Box: Rondo Hatton Sixth Scale Figure

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    If you’re a fan of the old Universal horror movies, then you’ll know exactly who Rondo Hatton is. In films like the Sherlock Holmes flick The Pearl of Death, House of Horrors and The Brute Man, Rondo played a disfigured killer often called the Creeper. His unusual looks landed him many uncredited and bit parts in films from 1936 until 1946, when a complication of the acromegaly that plagued him took his life.

    Acromegaly is the disease that afflicted other famous actors like Ted Cassidy or Richard Keil…even Tony Robbins. It causes excessive growth hormone to be produced, and when it strikes late in life, as it did with Rondo, it causs the extremeties and soft tissue of the face to become disfigured and deformed. The disease was not well understood at the time, and certainly not easily curable, but rather than allow it to destroy his life, Rondo turned it into a short but prolific movie career.

    Rondo Hatton sixth scale figure

    Amoktime is producing a whole bunch of very, very cool sixth scale figures based on the old monster movies of the Saturday afternoon’s of my youth. Rondo just started shipping, and will run you about $50. They only produced 500 of these in the initial production run, and I don’t expect those to last too long.

    If you have any questions or comments, just drop me a line at mwc@mwctoys.com, or visit my site at Michael’s Review of the Week. I’ve got a ton of other reviews of figures like this, including lots of Sideshow’s Universal Monsters, over there.

    Packaging – ***1/2
    Amoktime is following in the foot steps of other current sixth scale manufacturers, and going with collector friendly, attractive fifth panel boxes for their figures.

    There’s nice photos of the character on the box, as well as some good background text and additional graphics on the fifth panel. There’s a couple twisties, but nothing major, and nothing you have to damage to get the figure out.

    Sculpting – ***1/2
    Rumor has it that Rondo was voted most handsome in high school, but that might just be an attempt at retro-irony. In any event, he was certainly a better looking man when he was young than in his middle years. Amok has done a nice job capturing the details of his face, compared to the few still photos that we have of the actor. The distorted features look quite accurate, and the scale of the hands and facial extremeties looks great.

    The forearms and hands look terrific, and are sculpted in a gripping or strangling pose, just perfect for the character. Similar to the old Sideshow monsters, there’s a cut joint up on the forearm where they attach to the standard body, and mine were both detached in the package. No worries though – they just popped right back on.
    Paint – ***
    There’s certainly no slop here, but the skin tone is a bit darker than the photos on the Amoktime site. I’m fine with it, but it may conflict for some folks who are expecting the whitish skin of the old black and white movies.

    The darker skin tone is very consistent, and the detail work, especially on the lips, is well done. I would have liked to have seen some gloss on the eyes, but it’s a minor quibble, and folks that hate the painted catchlight will be happy to see it’s not present.

    Articulation – **1/2
    These bodies are certainly not what we expect or get from companies like Medicom, Takara or Hot Toys, but they do fairly well with this type of character. He has some issues standing, but they are not caused by the body but rather by the shoes. More on that in the Outfit section.

    The joints are tight, and most that you expect are present. The neck isn’t going to tilt and twist quite as much as you probably would like, and the body is really a few years out of date, but I was able to get him to hold his classic poses.

    Accessories – **1/2
    Rondo comes with the obligatory display stand, which looks and works fine for those interested, and he has two hats. He often wore this style of hat, sometimes more beat up than others, and they’ve given you a fairly clean version, as well as a worn out version. Both fit on his head well, but I prefer the cleaner, less beat up version.

    Outfit – ***1/2
    I was very pleasantly surprised by his outfit. Although it’s a basic shirt/pants/jacket combo, it looks very much like his classic clothes, and fits extremely well. The pants are very well tailored, and don’t excentuate the skinny legs of the body (unlike many of the older Sideshow figures that used a similar body). There’s an actual belt in there holding up the pants, and the body has been padded (much like customizers have often had to do with other figures) to fill out the chest and arms. It works well, and makes the clothing look extremely good.

    Another surprise is the buttons. They’re real! By that I mean there’s a button hole in the shirt (or jacket..and even the shirt cuffs!), and the buttons actually insert into these holes to hold the clothing together! I don’t recall ever seeing this before on a sixth scale figure. There’s two downsides to this though – first, the buttons are slightly oversized. I wish they’d gone with a black button on the shirt rather than the white, so they would have blended in better and seemed a bit liess obvious. Second, it’s tough to get the buttons in the button holes if you have clumsy, fat fingers. You probably need to ask one of your kids to help.

    The only negative I have with this outfit is the shoes, and this holds true for the other figures that re-use these basic black shoes. They are a bit rounded across the sole, probably from the manufacturing process. That makes it tough for him to stand, even in basic poses.

    Fun Factor – **
    For these old ‘monster’ figures to be fun for current kids, they have to have a truly monstrous appearance. Rondo might be a monster to those that saw him as the Creeper, but for you’re average 8 year old, he’s just a weird looking dude in a suit.

    Value – ***
    Amoktime is filling the void for sixth scale figures in that $40 – $50 range, left when Sideshow and Hot Toys went uber-expensive. They’re doing a nice job for their first few releases, but they do need to look at adding additional accessories when possible, especially as they get larger and start doing larger production runs.

    Things to Watch Out For –
    Not a thing! You might be able to flatten out those shoes with a hot water/cold water treatment too, but I hvaen’t tried it yet.

    Overall – ***
    Amoktime gets some brownie points here just for tackling a rather obscure actor like Rondo. With proper monster lighting, he’ll make a great addition to your classic monster display shelf. He’s certainly not for everyone, but for fans of the old black and white movies, he’s a truly unique addition to the collection.

    Score Recap:
    Packaging – ***1/2
    Sculpting – ***1/2
    Paint – ***
    Articualtion – **1/2
    Accessories – **1/2
    Outfit – ***1/2
    Fun Factor – **
    Value – ***
    Overall – ***

    Where to Buy –
    You can pick this up directly from Amoktime for $50, or from one of these online retailers:

    Corner Store Comics has him for $47.

    Alter Ego Comics has him for $48.

    Things From Another World has him for $68.

    Related Links:
    I’ve already covered the Gort and Klaatu from Amoktime, as well as the Saucer Men (Invasion of the Saucer Men).

  • TV or Not TV: The Morning After for Monday – 9/22/08

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    Greetings again faithful readers and television enthusiasts (sounds a lot more active if I call us enthusiasts doesn’t it?). Welcome to a new addition to the TV or Not TV experience where I talk about the shows that I was able to watch the night before and give you my take on how well they played out. This will, sadly, give you great embarrassing insight in to how much television I’m actually able to watch. These tidbits could be short or they could be detailed. They will not attempt to hide information so if you haven’t watched a show I did know that you might read something you don’t want to know yet (commonly known as a spoiler) so read at your own risk.

    CBS – HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER: I’m a fan of HIMYM and last nights episode delivered in every way that we love the show. Neil Patrick Harris stole every scene that he was in (as I predicted) with him confronting his feelings for Robin, Ted got the answer of yes from Stella (guest star Sarah Chalke) and then was hung up on the fact that he knows so little about his new fiance. My only complaint about episode is the use of Star Wars as Ted’s favorite movie of all time and his dependance on Stella having to love the movie too. As a 22 minute comedy the show delivered.

    NBC – HEROES: OK, so Heroes finally returned last night and NBC tried to make it the event of the week with a special red carpet one hour “let’s get everyone caught up on Heroes since we’ve been off the air for so long” special leading in to the premiere (which I didn’t watch a minute of). This is probably the hardst thing for me to write because, for me, the two hours of Heroes that we were presented with just oozed of absurdity to the point that the show went from compelling to unwatchable.

    The show started off exactly where it should and we find out who the shooter of Nathan Petrelli was in last seasons finale. Sylar tracks down Claire and finally gets her power (without killing her unlike all of his previous victims whom he stole powers from), after being stopped by a louvered door that my grandmother could have taken apart, and may have turned off Claire’s ability to feel pain in the process. Those two elements were the parts that were compelling for me. Everything else? Not so much.

    The absurdity first starts with Mohinder possibly finding the source of abilities and discovering a way to give regular people powers. Naturally he does what any responsible man of science does and uses his new syrum on himself. This in itself isn’t absurd, but what follows does because the repurcussions of this act seem to be a flat-out ripoff of the Jeff Goldblum remake of The Fly. Mohinder finds himself, just like Brundle-Fly, with greater strength, increased agility, the ability to climb walls and he does the nasty with someone right after he discovers all this. I was completely amazed at such a blatant lifting of material and I was even more shocked when it continued as Mohinder woke up and discovered his back is apparently peeling large scales of skin… yeah… body parts… coming off… Brundle-Fly.

    The comic-relief duo of Hiro and Ando get a super-sonic adversary who some how knows the very instant that Hiro disregards everything that he is told and takes one half of a piece of paper containing a formula that if into the wrong hands can destroy the world (hey, here’s a thought… burn the paper if it is so dangerous and don’t make anyone have to be the watchman for any great secret… duh). Worst of all we learn that Hiro will be killed by a electric beam throwing Ando in the future over this same piece of paper (Well, at least Ando is now alive in the future and not dead as we previously saw in previous seasons).

    Nathan Petrelli, upon cheating death, now is saddled with a vision of Linderman that only he can see, which just wreaks of another lift similar to Baltar’s mental Number Six on Battlestar Galactica. He believes his cheating death is the act of God and he’s now going to spread the good word and help those that need it. He’s also been offered a senate seat by the state of New Yorks Governor (played by Bruce Boxleitner) and the offer is delivered by someone that looks like Niki, sounds like Niki but isn’t Niki. OK. Whatever. You lost me in this episode already when we found out…

    Peter Petrelli proves once again to be one of the worst characters of this entire series. The sympathetic ability sponge is the one who came back from the future in order to stop his brother from telling the world about super-powered individuals by doing what anyone of us would do, talking it out with his bro… no, wait, shooting him. When he was chased by his present-day self after the shooting he some how put that present-day self “inside” the body of a prisoner on Level 5 of “the Company” (the place where all the bad people with powers get locked up) to keep him safe (by surrounding him with all the bad people) while he figures out what to do. He also starts playing with strings of yarn like the future version of Hiro that we saw in Season 1. His mom also keeps telling him to go back where he came from because his presence in his past (our present) is mucking time up in a big way. Confused? Don’t be too hard on yourself because any time you get into time you get into paradox and confusion (like how can he be here in the past if he travelled from a future that doesn’t exist because his interference changed things… head hurting yet?).

    I could break this down for you further but the long and short of it is first two hours of this season didn’t do a lot for me and the show is going to have to do a lot to keep me as a viewer. The primary problem with these two episodes was that they were doomed to fail because they were written by the show’s creator, Tim Kring. So far he has written every episode in the show that I have had problems with. Tim, you’re an idea man… let other people do the writing for you, ok?

    CBS – Worst Week: Well, if you saw the commercials all summer long advertising Worst Week than you pretty much have already seen the first episode. The show suffers from what I originally thought it would: the fact that all of these bad things are perpetuated/continued by the lead character is fundamentally unbelievable. I’m not saying it isn’t entertaining, I’m just saying I don’t like watching people be really uncomfortable and that is the core of what this show is about. I’ll give it another week or two to reserve final judgement.

    That’s all I was able to cram in to a single night of viewing. Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles and Prison Break are both going to have to wait until I have more viewing time, which as you can see from above isn’t much.

    Tune in tomorrow as I give you my take on the shows that I was able to watch tonight.

    Will WIlkins watched far too much television last night.

  • TV Or Not TV: 9/22 – 9/28

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    In wishing you all a hearty welcome back to TV or Not TV this week I almost feel as though I’m saying it to TV in general.

    For someone who writes about television this week is just an incredible week. No matter what night you turn the TV on (well, except for poor Friday and Saturday nigt… the red-headed step children of TV viewing) there is something to watch. Comedy, drama and pure trash await you at ever turn.

    You know what, I’m so excited about this week let’s just get to the good stuff!

    MONDAY

    CBS – 8:30 PM: There was a very sublte moment in the season finale of last year’s How I Met Your Mother where womanizing Barney had a brief longing look at Robin, whom he had slept with a few episodes before. Wait, wasn’t this Ted’s story about how he met the mother of his kids? Aw heck, who cares, Neil Patrick Harris steals the damn show anyway.

    NBC – 9:00 PM: If you attended Comi-con this year and sat in on the Heroes panel than you already saw what everyone else has been waiting anxiously to see. The show’s creator, Tim Kring, promises the pace will be faster, the action bigger, and he’s actually learned from the mistakes of the past. I’m in.

    TUESDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: Tonight on House the quirky Doctor and his team have to figure out why different recipients of organs from the same donor are all dying. I only bring this up because the life they are trying to save is played by Felicia Day from The Guild and Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: If you caught the season premiere last week of The Biggest Loser: Families than you saw that two of the dads in the families are so unfit that they are limited in exercise/participation. Tonight that continues and the contestants face the dreaded week 2 of weigh-ins, which typically have been incredible small compared to the week prior.

    SCIFI – 9:00 PM: The ads for tonight’s episode of Eureka describe it as the mid-season finale. Normally this would be the time we were saying bye-bye to the show for another year, so it’s exciting to hear that in January we’ll start to see new episodes. If you’ve followed the show than tonight is clearly a must-see night. If you haven’t followed it I’d recommending tuning in at 8 PM instead and watching the previous week’s episode before this one.

    CBS – 9:00 PM: Tonight we get to find out what it is like when you pull the comedy out of USA Network’s Psych with the premiere of The Mentalist.

    WEDNESDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: Tonight on Bones former lab man Zack pulls a Hannibal Lecter and helps the crew from his psychiatric ward on their current case.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: We finally get to see how the new Knight Rider holds up in its regular one hour format. Here is hoping it comes off much better than last year’s Ford commercial disguised as a show.

    CBS – 8:30 PM: Gary Unmarried premieres and I’ll be watching to see if it is better than the preview lead me to believe.

    NBC – 10:00 PM: Season of 2 of Lipstick Jungle is here, and men across the nation will find something else to watch right now.

    THURSDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: The Good: My Name is Earl is back and Earl is actually working from his list again. The Office follows at 9 and has plenty of potential to bring us lots of laughs. The Bad: Both shows are an hour tonight and these one hour episodes always feel about 22 minutes too long instead of 22 minutes more funny.

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Ugly Betty is back and I’ve still got my Man Card as I have yet to see a single episode. Lindsey Lohan will be reprising her roll from the end of last season, but it’s still not enough to get me to finally tune in.

    CW – 8:00 PM: If you watched the season premiere of Smallville last week than you are probably wondering, like I am, why the show came back for another season and we’re having to wait for Reaper to get it’s mid-season time slot. Me thinks things do not bode well for the CW.

    NBC – 10:00 PM: It is the beginning of the final season of ER. I can’t beleive this show has been around for a year longer than I’ve been married.

    FRIDAY

    PICK A NETWORK – 9:00 PM Eastern / 6:00 PM Pacific: For the first time in a long time I’m actually excited to see a Presidential Debate. Too bad they can’t just settle things the right way: Thunderdome!

    Sorry, the networks don’t know how to recover from this so there’s just nothing else to really talk about for this day. I do find it funny that Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare is on the Independant Film Channel tonight. Didn’t see that one coming.

    SATURDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: If you missed the season premiere of Heroes than you get a second chance tonight. Hopefully it was so good you just had to come back for seconds tonight.

    TLC – 10:00 PM: I love the way that Trading Spaces sounds more like an episode of Dr. Phil lately. Tonight two sisters will vie for mommy’s affection as they try to renovate two rooms.

    SUNDAY

    ABC – 9:00 PM: OK, go ahead and revoke that previously mentioned Man Card. I’ll be sitting there at 8:59 PM anxious to see what is going on tonight on Desperate Housewives.

    SHO – 9:00 PM: Thank gosh there is such thing as a DVR because I’d have hated having to choose between the ladies of Wysteria Lane and my favorite sociopath Dexter.

    ABC – 10:00 PM: My wife will be excited that Brothers & Sisters also returns tonight. By this time I’ll be watching Dexter.

    Will Wilkins never actually had a Man Card.

  • Trailer Park: Galifianakis Should Be The Name Of A Grecian Pastry Instead Of The Human

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    I guess I don’t get it. I don’t get Zach.

    One of the stories that broke this week is that comedic star of the small screen, Zach Galifianakis, has just been signed to play in Todd Phillips’ latest flick, THE HANGOVER. Now, whether anyone can point a finger at his turn in Ashton Kutcher’s WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS and use it as proof that this “comedian” would just as soon sell his soul to a Cameron Diaz/Kutcher production in order to make the rent there does seem to be something to Phillips’ use of Zach. The guy is something different and his brand of humor borders on the Kaufman-esque.

    For one, and I know I am not the only one, there definitely seems to be a need for many to have the stench of SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS washed from their mouths as the rank taste has left many wondering what was left for this director who parlayed his goodwill for OLD SCHOOL and ROAD TRIP into paychecks for the betterment of his own wallet. Could this director get himself a movie actually worth getting excited over again? I’m not sure, again, STARSKY AND HUTCH showed he could do broad comedy but that’s exactly what it felt like, broad. He hasn’t impressed anyone with anything he’s done since being involved behind the lens for BORAT, and even that how much would any of you say was the writing versus the performance Sacha Baron Cohen gave? Yeah, exactly.

    So, you have a director who has cashed in and cashed out and an actor who has been around for years but who no one else knows besides you or I. I believe this is what Todd needs, a break from his usual fare and an opportunity to show that Judd Apatow isn’t the only one in this town who can make a comedy. Although, judging by Apatow’s output Todd has a few more to make to even catch up.

    In other, less acerbic news, I learned about this charity auction that is going on as we speak. It’s a chance to spend a day on the set of IRON MAN II: ELECTRIC BUGABOO with Robert Downey Jr.. Now, I wouldn’t normally find these sorts of things very interesting or newsworthy enough to send out to y’all but somehow this sounds like a rare opportunity to see exactly what Favreau’s going to be doing with the second part of what was, really, one of the best summer movies this year. A lot has been made of Marvel’s obstinate dealings with the man made them more than a few bucks and, even more, them declaring a release date before production was even started. It’s a one-two punch of not the greatest ways to begin a film that has more than a few things going for it. It showed people Robert Downey Jr. still is one of the best actors working today, that Gweneth Paltrow isn’t a shrill shrew who obviously can stop using her faux British accent whenever she pleases, that Favreau knows how practical effects can trump green screen when used properly and, the one thing a lot of suits understand, it made wheelbarrows of cash for the studio.

    With everything surrounding the bizzare circumstances surrounding the negotiations to get Favreau back on board with a grin there is a lot I’m interested to know, from a fanboy perspective, of how he’s working under the pressure to meet the time line hurdles he’s no doubt going to have to overcome. I wish I had a few thousand to spend on an experience to not only josh around with the man who wears a goatee better than any dude has a right to but to get the inside line about where things are going to go from here.

    If you have the cash, spend it. Then let me know what you find out.

    Now, before I get right into it I wanted to make note that Ray Schillaci is back once again for one of his WORTH REVISITING rants. This time he’s back with a movie even I haven’t seen, CATCH-22, and explains why I should man up and put it into my queue. It’s good to have him back and, hopefully, if any of you have thoughts about this film you sound-off below and tell me why I need, or don’t need, to rush and see it.

    IN SEARCH OF A MIDNIGHT KISS (2008)

    Director: Alex Holdridge
    Cast: Scoot McNairy, Sara Simmonds, Brian Matthew McGuire, Katy Luong, Bret Roberts
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    Synopsis: From emerging, award-winning filmmaker Alex Holdridge and the producer of BEFORE SUNRISE and DAZED AND CONFUSED, IN SEARCH OF A MIDNIGHT KISS is a funny and bittersweet look at love, sex, and modern romance. With an unsold script, no concrete plans, and a love life reduced to getting caught in compromising positions (alone!), a twenty-nine-year aspiring writer, Wilson (Scoot McNairy) just had the worst year of his life. That is until his best friend, Jacob (Brian Matthew McGuire), browbeats him into posting a personal ad for New Year’s Eve on Craig’s List. When Vivian (Sara Simmonds), a sexy, sarcastic, and seemingly blind-date-from-hell responds, the two strangers embark on an unexpected, chaotic, and hilariously awkward journey through the black-and-white streets of Los Angeles hoping to meet the right one before the stroke of midnight. A truly original love letter to Los Angeles, IN SEARCH OF A MIDNIGHT KISS captures a lost downtown rarely seen on screen along with the hearts of critics and audiences alike.

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    Prognosis: Positive. Do any of you know how much I love romantic movies?

    I’m a fan of romance. Now, that doesn’t mean I enjoy the stylings of Matthew McConaughey and whatever flick he decides to doff his top in but I am more of a SINGLES kind of enjoyer when it comes to stories that try and deal with what it’s like to fall in love or at least of what it’s like to try. You can absolutely go wrong in so many regards to how unbelievable you make the character or what it’s actually like to try and distill the reality of frustration and pain you go through to find the one you end up with. SWINGERS and ONCE did this masterfully and when I see a trailer like this I am reminded that these bubblegum pop songs cum movies are still alive and well.

    The trailer starts off thoughtfully enough. It sets up, what seems like, something completely unrelated to the film itself. It talks about the midnight kiss that two people give each other at the stroke of midnight. The music, the composition of the scenes, is well done and, like I mentioned, it seems unrelated to the narrative. Things come back to the moment at hand, however, as we are introduced to the man looking for love and his goofy ass friend.

    “You’re gonna have 14 year-olds calling you, you’re going to have grandmas calling you”¦”

    What seems to be at issue, then, is the pensive, introspective man who doesn’t want anything more than to just die in a small hole is somehow roped in to placing a personal ad on Craig’s List. Sure, it seems outrageous but so did what Debbie did in SINGLES when she threw herself into a video dating service.

    What differentiates this trailer, and this story, from the others is that the guy seems well intentioned enough that he’s willing expose himself to the outside world in that he’s looking for a date for new year’s while completely understanding how bizarre and sad it is to be doing such a thing on-line.

    So, the narrative moves forward after he gets a phone call. The shot of nothing but a pair of wet lips and the sounds of a woman who we don’t see interests me. The self-labeled misanthrope prepares for a date with this mystery woman and it’s endearing in a way. His jackass friend, and you have to have an obnoxious foil in there somewhere if you want to keep this kind of film from going too deep with emotion, is actually funny when he opens his fist as he drives his buddy to his date and reveals a mound of condoms. The misanthrope’s shock is worth the price of admission into this trailer.

    Also, big ups to the music that’s embedded into this thing. It serves as a sweet frame around which everything takes place. It’s accurately chosen and it doesn’t take away from my riveted interest in seeing what is going to happen next.

    What happens next is that we meet the woman who will end up with us for the rest of the movie and, save for a little pretentiousness that eeks out slightly on the screen, she seems like a nice lady. When the girl mentions she’s looking for true love on this night of nights, and you think that this could be straying too far into the artsy fartsy realm, we’re pulled back by misanthrope who questions using Craig’s List for such a thing.

    We’re given a pull quote from LA Weekly and it honestly helps ballast my expectations a little higher. Toss in a few more moments of these kids getting to know one another and add in 4 other quotable reviews, mix in a nice jingly jangly acoustic number that is wickedly pleasant to listen to, and you’ve got yourself a winner.

    But wait, there’s more!

    This crazy lady’s ex-boyfriend threatens to burn all her things which sets in motion this frantic moment where these two budding lovebirds scramble to save some possessions from a relationship pyre. It’s chaotic but funny.

    Near the end, the twinkling music that chimes in as the two of them are locked in traffic at the stroke of midnight is too perfect as we have an honest to goodness moment that should trigger something within you that says this is a movie which deserves to be seen.

    THE SOLOIST (2008)

    Director: John Wright
    Cast: Robert Downey, Jr., Jamie Foxx, Catherine Keener, Rachael Harris
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    Synopsis: In “The Soloist,” an emotionally soaring drama about lost dreams and the redemptive power of music, journalist Steve Lopez (Oscar® nominee Robert Downey Jr.) discovers Nathaniel Anthony Ayers (Oscar® winner Jamie Foxx), a former classical music prodigy, playing his violin on the streets of L.A. As Lopez endeavors to help the homeless man find his way back, a unique friendship is formed, one that transforms both their lives. “The Soloist” is directed by Joe Wright Golden Globe winner for Best Drama and Oscar® nominee for Best Picture “Atonement.

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    Prognosis: Positive-ish. Let’s just toss this out there before anyone else has a chance to do it: Is Jamie Foxx (The Second X Is For eXcitement) going full retard in this film?

    Yeah, it’ll be something that I think will inexorably follow any Robert Downey Jr. movie from here on out but I already have a feeling this expression has been played out. Regardless, though, there is something else that has chaffed me the wrong way in between the time we’ve all watched TROPIC THUNDER and IRON MAN and it has everything to do with this article that Rolling Stone did with Downey just last month. Besides the author collapsing under his own self-love of the prose coming out of his fingers the odd profile piece seems like it’s something better suited for a post-modern academic journal about dissociative disorders than it is an interview; seriously, for fuck’s sake, Downey seems just as pleased to be the master of obfuscation than actually giving a straight answer on anything. It’s Exhibit A why I don’t think I would enjoy the trappings of interviewing A list celebrities. Give me blue-collar actors any day of the week.

    However, when it comes to Downey’s work as of late the man is just unstoppable. I think that if I did have any issue with how this new trailer starts is that it seems incapable of having any narrative flow. You have Downey riding his bike and then, next thing you know, he’s wiping out. The whole thing feels like a poor editing job and it’s disjointed on top of that.

    I get that he’s a writer looking for some kind of inspiration and a little “ha ha” funny moment where we see him picking his words for a future column I guess is a little humanizing. Seriously, this does nothing more than wonder if this is going to be another down-on-his-luck writer (possibly afflicted with some kind of alcohol or drug problem, no less. Maybe he’s a male prostitute) who needs to find THE story that will lift his spirit and get him off the sauce.

    Enter Jamie Foxx. Enter This is about the time when we get the “Higher Ground” Stevie Wonder cover version on a shiatty violin. Somehow of all the street performers in the world this one catches his ear. Regardless of why that’s the case we’re now supposed to buy into the idea that this guy captures Downey’s heart strings, awww, and prompts him to buy this street performer a new violin for reasons we’re not really privy to.

    As a journalist he digs deeper, Downey finding out this prodigy of the woodwinds is crazy as a box of fruit loops.

    We get some clue as to this guy’s craziness from what we’re given: Foxx asking Downey if he’s the pilot of a plane that’s passing in the sky, him making calls in phone booth with no shoes, him employing some retard strength as he turns on Downey and gets ready to give him a piece of his knuckle sandwich and a couple of other moments that scream, “Please, Academy, witness my greatness!”

    Shameless pandering aside we do get a moment that feels genuinely tender. With a delicate violin solo and the announcement that this is coming to us from the director of ATONEMENT there are some rather evocative moments that surprise even me.

    In a world slathered in crazy comes a guy who talks to the air, punches anyone who he short circuits around and just happens to be masterful in the one thing that separates him from any other crazy person that doesn’t get a movie made about them.

    I think I really respond to Downey playing the part of friend who says the embarrassingly sappy lines of “We look after each other” or “I’m the closest thing to family he has.” It really reeks of the kind of bombast that is usually reserved for pabulum like this. However, how deep the superficiality goes or how maudlin things get is really up to Downey and Foxx (Where The X Stands For eXtreme!) to see how much retard they’ve imbued these characters with.

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    WORTH REVISITING: CATCH-22

    Catch the Catch by Ray Schillaci

    Of all the movies about war, whether it be Vietnam, Gulf War, WW II, even to go as far as to affiliate Braveheart or 300 in that category, there are ten that I could recommend. Perhaps a handful of them would leave you feeling both exhausted and exhilarated for their cinematic style and story telling. But there may be only one that that takes you beyond the edge and pushes you off while putting you through a whirlwind of emotions. Love it, hate it, one cannot deny the brilliance, not only of story, but casting and direction that is picture perfect. Yet, it is far from recognized getting lost in the shuffle of Apocalypse Now, Deer Hunter and Platoon. It even was lost during its opening having to compete with a far more digestible war piece, “M.A.S.H.” The reason; it makes you think and generally people would rather escape than struggle with their mind. “Catch-22″ not only makes you struggle but also has you contemplating far after several viewings.

    Catch-22 is of all things a black comedy about the horrors of war and one man trying to escape them while others wallow in its profiteering, bathe in its depravity and snap (and literally break apart) under the unfathomable duress. Sound like fun? Think about it; what movie executive in his right mind would green light a project like this. Of course, this was done in the 70’s when filmmakers were allowed to have a voice and not be pressured into franchises, monopolies, and toy manufacturing. It’s a time when Coppola had not yet fried his brain and a young Spielberg was interested in story as well as technique.

    This anti-war satire of epic proportions was ripped from the pages of a harrowing novel written by Joseph Heller. The book had people talking and the idea of turning it into a movie was as insane as the premise of the story itself. Paramount probably only gave it the go ahead because of the dedicated talent that was willing to tackle this behemoth of a story and to compete with 20th Century Fox’s broader appeal war project in the works, M.A.S.H.

    Paramount thought they had something going on when they signed the winning team of Mike Nichols and Buck Henry fresh from “The Graduate” to handle the delicate balance of laughs, drama and horror of the amazing novel. They were able to land a cavalcade of stars that were all in their acting prime; Alan Arkin, Martin Balsam, Richard Benjamin, Jack Gilford, Buck Henry, Bob Newhart, Anthony Perkins (yes, Norman Bates!), Paula Prentiss (and showing full frontal ““ how the heck did they manage that?), Martin Sheen, John Voight”¦I know what you’re thinking ““ does it ever end? No, they actually topped it off with the talents of Orson Welles and the unusual Art Garfunkel (yes, from Simon and Garfunkel ““ “Mrs. Robinson” fame). Normally this would be a film executive’s wet dream watching these talents woo the dollars into the box office. But no one anticipated the brilliant film team of Nichols and Henry to dive into the book and venture beyond the challenge not seeming to care who they may offend, repulse or leave in a quandary.

    This was the studio’s goose egg and a film connoisseur’s dream. They had taken the story of a small group of flyers in the Mediterranean in 1944 and placed before us winners, losers, opportunists and survivors. They displayed the frightened, profane, pathetic and very nervous edge that accompanied those participating in such folly. Of course, this was just coming off the heels of the age of love, not war, and these love children wanted to make sure if you walked into that theater you would never forget and probably think twice before enlisting (I know, not very patriotic). They were of a time when so many young people felt there had to be another way to handle disagreeing fractions peacefully rather than have old men beyond their prime sending out young, lower and middle class, men to slaughter for the illusion of freedom.

    Some may find the movie hard to follow, especially with so many flashbacks and dream sequences, but it all ties together in the end and is probably one of the most defining films of that period. Nichols gives us images that stick to our mind; Alan Arkin sitting naked in a tree, refusing to put on his uniform for fear of flying again. There are officers running through routines like Abbott and Costello while their landscape is being blown to shit. Guts spilling, people literally cut in half and blow jobs in back alleys have one in shock that mainstream cinema was allowed to go this far back then. It just shows you how backward and infantile we have become. Do not get me wrong; none of this is for exploitation. The images as a whole lash out a statement that puts Kubrick’s “Full Metal Jacket” to shame.

    Once again, this is not an easy one to find. But it may be worth adding to your collection since it can be purchased for less than $10. Just the cast alone is worth that. Warning this is not for wives or girlfriends (unless they are very hip and don’t mind putting themselves through the wringer). This is a thinking guy’s movie. So, those who like their war movies dummied up with little dialogue, lotsa gore and far less story ““ rent “Rambo, the Fight Continues” ““ it’s as original as it’s title. But I do admit it’s a guilty pleasure when I’m in a red neck mood.

  • Comics & Comics: Who Loves Bananas?

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    Howdy Interwebbers. I’m Matt Cohen, and I dig monkeys.

    Can’t help it. They’re hysterical. I mean… look at them. Some even wear bowties! So it is in this grand tradition of simian love that I can happily say that not only have our hairy cousins invaded the world of comicdom, but they actually have spawned a fantastic series, and it’s my pick for book of the week.

    What can I be referring to, you may ask? Well, let’s get into the week that was, and maybe you’ll just find out. Nosy…

    Get ready, steady… go.

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    DC

    D.C Universe Decisions # 1: Or, Funny books get all political. I at first passed over this book on my way across the rack, but upon second viewing decided to investigate further (Ollie was on the cover and Bill Willingham wrote it. How could i pass that up?). So I had no idea what I was getting in for – and what I got, I liked. Nothing groundbreaking in this series, but the general conceit – “What would happen is Superheroes began throwing their might around the political arena?” -  is executed by writer Willingham (He of Fables fame) and Green Arrow helmer (and Real-Worlder) Judd Winick well enough that I will be checking in to the rest of the series. It’s kind of fun to think which heroes would fall on which side, red or blue (left or right). In fact, Issue 3 is billed as just that – “Superman: Red or Blue”. Sure, it’s kind of annoying when comics get topical, but this series packs enough uniqueness and Green Arrowness to warrant a read.

    Titans # 5: Raven, I apologize for calling you “All Gothy now”. Far from an emo teenager, Raven has “finally” ( I mean, it sort of has been a long time coming) emerged as the true daughter of Trigon that always lurked inside. In a really good issue where most of the meat takes place between Raven and Garth (Beast-Boy),  just when it seemed the Titans were finally “together” again (Cyborg learns to walk. Hurrah!), Raven pulls a quick one – albeit unintentionally – and joins her family as the heir to the demonic kingdom, and as the one person destined to destroy the Teen Titans. This will not go over well – especially with the Team leaders, the on again off again Dick and Kori. It’s about to go down folks… demon style. Will the newly reformed Titans survive a threat from one of their own? I can’t wait to find out. Also, green grizzly bears are hilarious, and I want one. My birthday is coming up. Get on that, kids.

    Spirit # 21: Though Darwyn Cooke’s is definitely missed, fan-favorites Sergio Aragones and Mark Evanier (Groo, anyone?) have done quite nicely in assuming the creative duties on the exploits of Denny Colt. There are few humans in the world who can equal Cooke’s penciling, in my opinion, but both the art and stories in this current run have been fun, light-hearted, and honestly a nice break from all the Super-Event nonsense I read every week. This issue is no different from the prior, Denny/ladies/bad situation/bumbling Dolan/classic Aragones wit. If you have not checked out this series or are curious about the character due to the impending film, this would be a great jumping off point, Spirit-Wise.

    All-Star Superman # 12: The final issue has arrived of Grant Morrison’s Eisner award winning series and I, along with many fans, will have a gaping hole in their comic reading lives. The past year of this series has reminded people of what Superman CAN be and how great a character he really is, if handled properly (and with respect) and not tangled up in continuity nonsense. In this final issue, Clark’s impending death catches up with him, but not before giving the world one final gift. This comic transcends into the near sublime, and Frank Quitely’s art couldn’t be more dreamy or fitting. One of the better comic book series I have ever read, and one that I will miss looking forward to reading more of. A MUST-READ book.

    MARVEL

    Marvel Apes # 2: Who would’ve thunk it, ay? What a year ago sounded like a joke, and what 6 months ago sounded like trying to capitalize off the “Zombie” craze, turned out to be not only a worth-reading series, but a damn fine one. I am enjoying the hell out of Marvel Apes. Flat out. Who would have ever though Marty – aka  “The Gibbon”, a perennial D-lister – would become not only the star of his own “Blockbuster” series, but a damn fine hero and a really likable character at that. If at the end of this thing we don’t see more of the Gibbon in the MU, I will be surprised and disappointed. Read the book, I won’t spoil it. But it is NOT what you are thinking it is, and the twist that comes in issue 2 is so random, insane, brilliant, hilarious, and oh my f-ing word I can’t believe they did that, that it took me about five minutes to recover. Marvel, I know people give you flack for the “What-If” minis that make so much pretty pretty money, but if they are as half as enjoyable and fun as Zombies and Apes have been, I will buy every single one. With bells on. Bells with the Marvel logo on them.

    Amazing Spider-Man # 572: So remember when we all gave up on this title right around the horror show that was “One More Day”? Well, some of us lied. Some of us continued to buy the now weekly series, and trudge through what seemed like a very downhill spiral in quality. Then about three or four issues back, something mind-blowing happened. So “One More Day”, the arc that followed, and the craptacular “Daughter of Kraven” arc came and went, and the series seemed to be stuck in a death-grip of mediocrity. Then we met Anti-Venom. What seemed at first by many to be a stunt move has turned out to be one of the most exciting and bad-ass storylines in comics today. I am 90’s mark, so be it. I love me some Eddie Brock. Venom (the og edition) has and will always be one of my favorite comic characters. When the Scorpion took over the symbiote reigns i lost interest a bit, but still enjoyed most if not all Venom appearances. Meanwhile, poor Eddie has been stuck on the sidelines. Not anymore folks. Eddie Brock is back, and as Anti-Venom, more twisted and intriguing then ever. Throw in a now fully crazy Norman Osborne, a subplot with Harry and the Thunderbolts to boor. Pick up the title now, lest it goes in the direction I think it’s heading and you will be sorry later. Also, last panel of the book? Shockingly good. I applauded. I am back on the web-wagon, and hope others will join me.

    Ghost Rider # 27: Who knew this book would get good again? If you haven’t been following the series lately, we found out that Ghost Rider is not working for hell, but rather heaven, and that heaven are the bad guys. Yeah. My brain hurt, too. And that demon of the week story line sucked big time as well. So what could make this seemingly dismal book readable again? Two words, one wonderful meeting of Riders – Danny Ketch. Yup, the sophomore rider is back, and he and Johnny seem destined to be locked in an epic battle for the true mantle of “Spirit of Vengeance” (coming next issue). For a non MAX imprint, the gore and carnage level in this book has been really stepped up, satisfying horror buffs like myself. Ghost Rider is not a superhero, and should not be involved in superheroics. The writers finally seem to understand that as well as the fans do. Throw in a new Caretaker, and you have quite the fun issue of what is re-bounding into a pretty decent series.

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    Unfortunately, the sun is going down and it’s time for me to put on my dancing shoes and hit the proverbial town (even though I’m not the violent type.) Tune in till next time for more mind blowing bloggitude.   And while you are out it, give a listen to the newest podcast to sweep the nation, BAGGED & BOARDED, starring yours truly and the world famous philanthropist Jesse Rivers.

    As always kiddos – and now podcast appropriate,

    “Keep em’ bagged and boarded”

    Matt Cohen is currently all podcasty.

  • Toy Box: Stykman Statue

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    One of the best parts of writing this column (as well as my other site) is giving small companies exposure. Even with the current market pressure on retailers and manufacturers, there are still small companies out there bringing creative and unique products to the collector and fan of pop culture. One such company is Symbiote Studios.

    Symbiote released a pair of Dr. Tran bobble heads not too long ago, and I reviewed those at the beginning of the month. They followed it up with the release of the Stykman statue, limited to just 500 pieces and retailing for just $10. Yes, that’s right, a polystone statue that’s just ten bucks.

    Who the Hell is Stykman? Published by a.k.a. Comics, the comic has been around for a couple years, but is just now being distributed by Diamond. The book is a throwback to a character like the Tick, with a bumbling yet lovable main character, supported by his brighter and capable sidekick. Stykman is…well…a stick. How does that work exactly? That’s part of the mystery!

    If you’re looking for more pop culture reviews, check out my site at Michael’s Review of the Week, and if you have any questions or comments drop me a line at mwc@mwctoys.com.

    Stykman Statue

    Packaging – ***
    The statue comes in a well designed window box, that keeps the bust safe but also gives a buyer the chance to see what they are buying before the purchase. That’s a big plus, as is the economic size. It could use a bit more text, but it’s a minor issue.

    Sculpting – ***
    The character design for Stykman is certainly unique and creative. I love the artwork in the book, and the round stick head, with two ropes holding his stick eyes in place, is hilarious.

    However, getting that look to translate is mighty, mighty tough. The ropes and the eyes are a little thicker and less ‘fluid’ in appearance than the actual artwork. The rest of the body, outfit, guns and even the basic base are all well done however, with nice detailing and a good scale. The statue stands just about 6 1/2″ tall, but since he’s sitting, that makes the actual height of Stykman would be around 7″ – 8″.

    I am a bit confused by the positioning of the eyes though. The little sticks that represent them in the comics usually run left to right, with a slight angle upward to give him a mean or tough look. Here, one of the two eyes is straight up and down, while the other is properly angled. It makes them look a lot less like eyes, and a lot more like two sticks on strings.

    The stick itself lacks much in the way of texturing, so it relies on the paint to make it appear like wood. I’m not complaining about that though, because it matches up to the style of the artwork in the book.

    Paint – **1/2
    Considering the price point, the quality of the paint ops aren’t surprisirng. Yes, there’s some slop here and there, but at ten bucks, I’d be surprised if that wasn’t the case.

    The cut lines between the many bright colors are sloppy, but the coverage is generally consistent and even. These are the kind of paint ops that you usually would expect from a specialty market statue, but those statues generally cost 5 times as much.

    Design – ***
    Stykman is riding an exercise ball. I get the impression that this is one of his signature weapons, but because I’ve only read issue #1 of the comic I can’t be sure. Why only issue #1? Because everyone that buys one of the statues gets a free copy of issue #1, signed by creator!

    However, he does use the exercise ball – along with the gun – in the very first issue, and I’d be willing to bet we see it again later.

    Value – ****
    Ten dollars? You got to be kidding me! I couldn’t believe it myself. A small company, making a licensed statue, out of quality materials with good sculpting and paint…and doing it for less than most mass market action figures. You may not know who the character is…yet…but you won’t find a better value out there.

    Things to Watch Out For –
    Other than the obviouis (don’t drop it!), you shouldn’t have any issues.

    Overall – ***
    Yep, the paint is sloppier than I like on my statues, and the wonky eye has me a bit bewildered. But the huge saving grace here is the price. At this kind of price, you are a lot more willing to be forgiving of issues like that.

    Where to Buy –
    Hit the Symbiote Studios site, where you can still get this guy for just a ten spot.

    Related Links –
    Check out the Stykman website, or hit my review of the Dr. Tran bobbleheads to see more of Symbiote Studios work.

  • TV Or Not TV: 9/15 – 9/21

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    Welcome back for a very special TV or Not TV.

    OK, it’s not really all that special. This week we’re taking a look at the new shows on the ABC Fall Schedule. There’s a reason why, however, I’ve been saving ABC for last. They’ve got two new shows. Yes, that’s right, just two.

    Opportunity Knocks (Premieres 9/23) ““ This new show from Punk’d creative team Ashton Kutcher and Jason Goldberg‘s is a reality show made me think they almost lifted Brian Lynch‘s Party Truck USA idea. Instead the show concept is this: semi-truck game show pulls up infront of your house and uses objects and clues in the house to quiz the family as to how well they know one another. Cash prizes involved. I’ll wait to see to base judgment.

    Life on Mars (Premieres 10/9) ““ This show is a BBC import. The Americanized version was executive produced by David E. Kelley and stars Jason O’Mara as a present day police detective who, after a car crash, wakes up as a detective in the 70’s. The show has had lots of buzz because Kelley’s pilot “didn’t hew close enough” to the BBC original, so Kelley walked. A new pilot, a change of location and an entire recasting of everyone but the lead means this is one you have to catch just to see what turned out in the end.

    Well, I hope you were able to get through all of that and now you still have an appetite for the TV viewing opportunities out there this week.

    MONDAY

    SCIFI ““ 7:00 PM: If you’ve put off getting caught up in LOST-mania but you’ve always wanted to watch it from the beginning, now is your chance. You can sit back, relax and enjoy four hours of lost every week on Monday night.

    ABC ““ 8:00 PM: Oh look, someone else is airing Batman Begins.

    CBS ““ 8:00 PM: Get ready for the return of The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother and Two and a Half Men by watching tonight’s repeat of the season finale.

    TUESDAY

    NBC ““ 8:00 PM: Last year’s edition of The Biggest Loser using couples was a great one, so they are keeping the concept going with this year’s edition: The Biggest Loser: Families. Husband-Wife and Parent-Child teams vie to lose big and win bigger. This show is a great motivator and great entertainment.

    CBS ““ 9:00 PM: Will it be Dan or Memphis who walks away with the half mill tonight? Which one of the jury members will win the $25,000 pity prize from America’s vote? After tonight you won’t hear me say Big Brother again for at least four months.

    FOX ““ 9:00 PM: Let’s see if Fringe can keep up the creepy momentum that they started with the pilot.

    ABC ““ 9:30 PM: The ABC news department is stretching for ratings with Primetime: UFOs”¦ Seeing is Believing. I haven’t seen a hubcap hung from fishing line in a long time, this should be fun.

    WEDNESDAY

    CBS ““ 8:00 PM: Two episodes of The New Adventures of Old Christine try to prime you for next week’s season premiere.

    HIST ““ 8:00 PM: How could you not watch Monster Quest tonight with a title like this? Bigfoot in New York.

    CW ““ 9:00 PM: If you missed this week’s new episode of 90210 yesterday than you can catch it tonight.

    THURSDAY

    MAX ““ 8:00 PM: Matt Damon steps away from F’ing Sarah Silverman long enough to try to uncover his real identity in The Bourne Ultimatum.

    NBC ““ 8:30 PM: Get ready for next week’s premiere of My Name is Earl and The Office by watching both shows season finales.

    USA ““ 10:00 PM: Unfortunately after tonight we’re going to have to wait until 2009 to see more of Burn Notice. Don’t miss it.

    FRIDAY

    You know the recommendations aren’t going to be good for a night when the writer leads off with”¦

    OXYGEN ““ 8:00 PM: The entertaining Legally Blonde and the dismal Legally Blonde 2 are back-to-back tonight.

    BRAVO ““ 8:00 PM: More proof that a sequel is too much of a good thing comes from Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Dangerous.

    BBCA ““ 8:00 PM: Forget all that other crap. Enjoy 80 minutes of Monty Python’s Flying Circus and enjoy the universal language of pure comedy.

    SATURDAY

    TNT ““ 8:00 PM: Queen Latifah finds out she is terminally ill so she does what we all do, sells all her stuff and lives it up in Europe in Last Holiday. I’m not really recommending this, this is what we call filler.

    FOOD ““ 9:00 PM: Two hours of Dinner: Impossible lead up to Iron Chef: America. Keep healthy snacks handy or this could be trouble.

    NBC ““ 11:29 PM: James Franco hosts SNL. I predict a Seth Rogen surprise visit.

    SUNDAY

    ABC ““ 8:00 PM: Every fashionista and star f’er will be tuning in for the 60th Prime Time Emmy Awards. I’m not one of them. No, really, I’m not.

    NGC ““ 8:00 PM: At last Titanic: The Final Secret is revealed! Wait, was there something we still didn’t know? Turns out there was. The guy who found the famed cruise ship was actually on a secret Navy mission to examine submarines lost during the Cold War. Who knew?

    FOX ““ 9:00 PM: Robot Chicken did a much better Star Wars special, however you might find the Family Guy‘s Blue Harvest chuckle-worthy. Some items I found funny, a lot of it felt like too drawn out of a joke. You decide.

    Will Wilkins really wishes there were better things to watch on Friday nights.

     

  • Trailer Park: Is Mickey Rourke’s Face Melting?

    By Christopher Stipp

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    I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    Are there too many movies out there right now?

    I just read a piece in the Arizona Republic about the flood of movies that are entering the marketplace looking for your dollars. One of the movies the article makes note of is MY MOM’S NEW BOYFRIEND, a Meg Ryan/Antonio Banderas film, was opened internationally to good acclaim but only saw the light of day here in the U.S. in the form of a direct to DVD release. I know, I know, it would be an easy joke to point a finger at a piece of rom-com fare but the implications about a vehicle like that only making it to store shelves and bypassing the silver screen altogether raised my curiosity. The piece goes on to talk about how films that seem to have such a good chance to make a dent in the theatrical market are being financially slaughtered when given to the public to see them. SON OF RAMBOW was another statistic thrown out as a film that had such great promise after its favorable critical reception and audience indicators that this would have been the one to break through only died a pathetic fiscal death, only grossing $1.78 million.

    What does this say about modern theatrical releases? Well, the article does the job in explaining what this does mean, the idea that we are only at the epoch of a long line of releases thanks to the rush to get films under production prior to the writer’s strike, and if you have some time read about what could be the portent of things to come to your local megaplex.

    Read it and post some of your thoughts below. I’m curious to see what some of you Monday Morning Quarterbacks have to think.

    2. NPR recently did a story about ways theater owners are getting people back into the theater.

    Something that has been used here and there is now being looked at as a viable way to get fresh butts in seats. After listening to the story, and how productions like Broadway plays and concerts by contemporary artists that don’t suck, are being shown in limited release and are actually extricating home dwellers from their enclaves where DVD is the only form of entertainment that they know.

    Sure, smaller DVD windows are helping people make the choice to stay inside, that’s the businesses fault for allowing that to happen, but when some dude thought “Shit, I’m barely making anything exhibiting the latest turd from Sony, why don’t I toy with the idea of finding ways to show something other than a movie?” that was a brainstorm that deserved a lot of credit. No longer can you expect Hollywood to the harbinger of great entertainment; some promoters got wise and found out that Dick and Jane might make a date night out of the chance to see a simulcast of a performance for Cirque du Soleil’s latest without having to pay $140 a ticket and without having to fly to Vegas. Lord knows I get all the shit road productions that appeal to Arizona’s finest golden oldies (No joke, but you realize I once sat at a play where there wasn’t just handicapped seating but areas that were cordoned off for those with oxygen tanks?) and if I had the chance to see something fresh on Broadway and not pay the full fare, you’re damn right I would be there.

    Anyway, the story is quite interesting and I hope that some look at this as a new way of how to engage those who are finding other things to do with their time.

    3. Darren Aronofsky won an award.

    Ok, this isn’t so much about Darren’s successful outing at the Venice Film Festival, winning the Golden Lion for his flick THE WRESTLER. I, additionally, want it known I was one of the few lonely hearts pining for what should have been more attention to THE FOUNTAIN but who the hell cares in the grand scheme of things. Yeah, it’s great he won that silver tiger, whatever. What has been lost in the shuffle of things is Mickey Rourke.

    God damn, sweet Jesus!

    What hell on earth befell that poor man’s face? It’s like someone stuck a candle too close to his lips and melted his cheekbones.

    I have heard this movie is awesome. I have heard that this will really be a departure from his usual fare. But the way he has Darren in that headlock in the picture above I cannot believe he wasn’t fearful for what would happen if Mickey decided to pop his neck right then and there.

    Everything about the way women and men have to keep themselves pumped up, quite literally, from their lips to their eyes to their boobies, and anything else that might end up sagging. Lord knows we’re just years away from testicle/elephant sack tucks. I don’t spend enough time exploring this issue so I can’t speak about it on any great authority but just seeing Rourke walk down the aisle, ready to collect the award with Darren, I was just struck by a small sense of shock at what that man has wrought to his face.

    Can’t wait to see this one.

    4. As I write this, it’s the 7th anniversary of September 11th and today I spent an hour with former governor of Minnesota,  Jesse Ventura. I will be furiously whipping up those transcripts immediately but I will absolutely go on the record as saying that the hour I spent with him was the highlight of my year. Without question, without having to explain myself any further. The man has so much to say and on such a poignant occasion there was much political talk about Palin, McCain, Obama, the political process, how a death threat wasn’t going to interrupt his golf game, the war in Iraq vis-a-vis Vietnam and so much other mind-blowingly funny stuff that you absolutely have to tune in to that interview. Last year on September 11th was Henry Rollins. This year is Jesse. I can’t wait to see what next year brings.

    5. I saw BURN AFTER READING last night. It was good. Not A+ grade Cohen brothers good, not LEBOWSKI good but it was good. George Clooney was average, Frances McDorman was brilliant, Brad Pitt was flat out funny, John Malkovich is a lightening rod of talent and J.K. Simmons ties everything together like a big fleshy bow. My initial reaction was that it fails to live up, if there is such a thing, to the likes of ARIZONA and LEBOWSKI for one pivotal reason: those people were fuck-ups that could never ever exist in our reality. In READING these are hopelessly fractured humans who we can almost imagine living among us based on the small pieces of humanity that could be reflected by any one of us. Again, it’s a knee-jerk response to seeing the film 2 hours ago. Take it for what you will.

    See it but don’t expect to see brilliance thrust upon you; let it steep for a while, like a fine Earl Gray, and allow it to soak into your brain. There is a payoff.

    Now, on with the show…

    MAX PAYNE (2008)

    Director: John Moore
    Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Beau Bridges, Mila Kunis, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, Donal Logue, Kate Burton
    Release:
    October 17, 2008
    Synopsis: Coming together to solve a series of murders in New York City are a DEA agent (Wahlberg) whose family was slain as part of a conspiracy and an assassin (Kunis) out to avenge her sister’s death. The duo will be hunted by the police, the mob, and a ruthless corporation.

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    Prognosis: Smells Like A Morgue That Lost Its A/C. First, a word about what Mark “Marky Mark” Wahlberg had to say about this role:

    Mark Wahlberg Calls Max Payne The Most Complex Character He’s Ever Played

    Mark Wahlberg has faced grief (“The Lovely Bones”), war (“Three Kings”), a wave the size of a skyscraper (“The Perfect Storm”) and nothing less than the apocalypse. Twice (“The Happening” and “Planet of the Apes”). But his most draining, emotionally charged role to date? Would you believe a video game character?

    “Two weeks out I was just dying,” Wahlberg said of his titular role in the upcoming video game adaptation “Max Payne.” “I wanted my life back.”

    The film-noirish, John Woo-esque “Payne” was a huge hit when it premiered for PCs in 2001, spawning a sequel and selling more than 7 million units. But its success comes not just from gameplay, which is untranslatable to the big screen anyway, said Wahlberg, but from a surprisingly adult, sophisticated, and yes, complex lead character unusual for the medium.

    “I read the script and said either somebody got really creative or it’s actually more like a movie than most games,” Wahlberg enthused.

    “Max Payne is not a one-trick pony. It’s probably one of the edgier roles I’ve played but also the most layered. Here’s a very happy guy who worked a dismal job, had a beautiful family. But the beauty in his life was taken away. He just goes on a rampage. It’s all driven by emotion.”

    Hahaha! Really? You serious?

    This is the kind of film that goes into the category of Let Me Try And Talk About This Project In Ways That Mask some of the more horrific signs that this is going to flame up like the Human Torch in ways that, if you haven’t figured it out by now, expose how hyperbole in interviews by some actors only serve to deceive you, the people who pay upwards of ten bucks to see this pile of crap.

    I’ve watched this trailer a few times and each subsequent viewing only makes me titter more and more. What, ostensibly, is the line of bullshit they’re trying to make you buy into, literally, is that this is a movie based on some kind of revenge and that this is some hard-boiled dude who is out to stop at nothing to blah, blah, blah, shoot guns, blah, blah, blah.

    What the beginning of this trailer proves, however, is that the video game that has now come to life should have just stayed a video game. I mean how can you not point and finger and laugh at the gravely voiceover where Marky Mark is trying to sound all serious as he talks about becoming fodder for fish, his body drifting slowly to the bottom of a river. It’s funny because the monologue is something that is better suited for an Antonio Sabato DVD release than it is something someone would plunk millions into making a reality.

    Beyond that, though, it’s a weird amalgam of shots that I guess are supposed to be spooky, compelling or both. It does nothing, not an absolute thing, to give us any kind of narrative structure to follow. I don’t know why some chick is standing in the middle of an alley with a lot of fake snow falling around her, I don’t know why Marky Mark is standing at an open window with even more fake snow billowing inside his office and I sure don’t know why some dude is making reference to the devil building an army.

    What do any of these things have in common? In the immortal words of Pee-Wee Herman in PEE WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE: I. Don’t. Know.

    So, Payne wants to find something that wants to stay hidden (huh?) and, seriously, there is a moment when I think there’s going to be something profound. It’s a moment when some nameless dude says, “Remember when you were a kid and you would hold your breath when you went past a graveyard? Just leave that man alone.” This is the part of the trailer where I contemplate suicide, knowing some guy made more money writing that line than I did all last year.

    Next we get the same old, tired, boring, hackneyed, unoriginal premise that the guy’s family was taken away from him. Seriously, from the PUNISHER to LETHAL WEAPON it’s just lazy storytelling at this point. Revenge murdering and the introspective, dark and brooding kind of character has just been done again and again.

    We lots of gun play, lots of shit flying everywhere, as our one man with a gun is able to blow through everyone’s defenses. Leaping and bounding over crap, trying to mimic the game play of the video game (which was pretty wicked when it came out), it just doesn’t jive.

    There’s an obvious grasp at trying to titillate as some whore takes her top off, some chick with a gun starts spraying lead everywhere and there is a lot of screaming by Marky Mark that has no context whatsoever. Not to mention all those fucking birds everywhere.

    Yeah, Marky, one of the hardest roles you’ve ever had to take on.

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    Recently, I was able to chat with an actress who is set the Los Angeles Film Festival afire with her performance as a girl named Cleo in an indie called HottieBoomaLottie. The film deals with a much maligned outsider who just wants to get with one of the most popular girls in high school. The quick synopsis, sure, doesn’t sound like something original but thanks to its reception when the film played a couple of months ago the film was applauded for being more original in its execution than many directors or writers who seem intent on defining the adolescent experience in the exact same way.

    Lauren McKnight plays Cleo, cousin to our man trying to make something positive happen with the girl who should be unattainable to many mortal men, and it is my hope that this film breaks out of its festival shackles and surfaces where other people can partake of a comedy that seems to be more funny than it is “quirky.”

    CHRISTOPHER STIPP: I have not seen the movie, so start me out by telling me what the movie is about.

    LAUREN MCKNIGHT: It’s about a high school boy named Ethan who is definitely a social outcast. A bit of a high school underdog and he has been infatuated with the hottest girl in school, Madison Sweet. Ethan actually has an older brother Clay who is the exact opposite of Ethan. He’s really cool and definitely socially accepted. He also has an interest in Madison but Ethan doesn’t know that. Anyway though, Ethan spends the majority of the movie trying to get Madison’s attention in different elaborate ways and she doesn’t even really know that he exists.

    And within those attempts to try and get her attention he gets in trouble with him mom and she send him off to live in California with his cousins, Asher and Cleo. Cleo, which is my character, is a very tomboy kind of girl. She doesn’t really put much effort into her appearance every day. But after Ethan comes to visit her in California, it prompts her to become more feminine so that Ethan will notice her. Anyway though, in the movie Clay, his older brother, actually ends up hooking up with Madison. So Cleo actually helps Ethan to try and break them up because really she just wants Ethan to be happy. So, I don’t know, it’s kind of a strange predicament.

    CS: I’ve noticed going through your resume that it’s really been, with the exception of one project, it’s all been film. And most of the times when I’m talking to actresses in films, they have a lot of television work because that seems to be the progression. Television ““ then movies. But you seem to be just”¦

    MCKNIGHT: Film oriented?

    CS: Yeah. Was that a conscious choice to just focus on that exclusively?

    MCKNIGHT: I don’t know. I’ve auditioned for television stuff before but I think I’m more into movies. Television is a long, drawn out process you know. Filming episodes ““ even if you are just in one episode ““ I like being able to go through the entire story. It really hasn’t been my choice to stay in film it’s just what I have been cast in is film. I love movies. I would definitely prefer it over television.

    CS: And a film like this ““ you get a script with a title like it has ““ Did you at first roll your eyes and say, “I’m not so sure about this?”

    MCKNIGHT: Well, it fits it. It’s an extremely quirky comedy. It’s awesome. It’s definitely unique. After I read through the script I knew it was definitely something I wanted to do.

    CS: What was it about the writing? You look at it and it’s fairly standard ““ it’s got it’s moments of little twists in there as you were explaining it to me but as you were reading it what really drew you into the idea?

    MCKNIGHT: I really just fell in love with my character, Cleo. She’s just me in so many different ways and she’s such a deep character. I don’t know. I love her. Playing her was the perfect role for me to play.

    CS: How long was your time on the set? Were you prominent enough that you had to be there for the duration of the entire shoot?

    MCKNIGHT: Pretty much. Of course, some days are longer than others but I was there most of the time. It was about a month long shoot.

    CS: Really. 4 weeks and that was it?

    MCKNIGHT: Yeah. A lot of the locations were pretty convenient we did have to fly out to San Francisco for part of it but other than that, most of it was filmed in Utah. So the locations were convenient and close together. It was easy.

    CS: Taking a part like this ““ not the biggest budget in the world but it seems to be doing pretty well in it’s circuit ““ is there any kind of hesitation that maybe the script is good but it’s not as big a profile ““ does that ever come into play of how big of a film financially it is or is it really about whether the part is any good?

    MCKNIGHT: You know what. That’s never really seemed to bother me. I’ve worked with Warner Bros. and stuff before and I like the feel you get from an independent film. It’s such a laid-back, casual, intimate experience and you are all there because you want to be there. I don’t know. I read scripts and if it’s a good script and a good movie and something that I want to be a part of, if it’s something that I want to do, I’m going to do it regardless of what the pay is, or it’s not going to get that much attention. Really, if it seems like it’s something for me, I like to do it.

    CS: Like I said, going over your resume, it’s not like you’ve been in this business for a long time. Years ago, what spurred you on to the idea that I really want to make a go of this as a professional actress? Where did you cut your teeth to get that bug?

    MCKNIGHT: Well, ever since I was little I was an actress. I just pretended to be other people. It was just something I had a passion for even when I was a little kid. And later in my life I started getting into plays in drama classes at school and those were fun, but I didn’t fit in with those kids. I felt like I was the outcast and I was actually kicked out of two drama classes because I just wasn’t like very body else. So it was kind of funny. The director for HottieBoombaLottie actually met me in my high school drama class. He asked the teacher if I’ve done film before and if I would like to work with him on a film and he said, “Oh yeah, she does film but I wouldn’t hire her because she never shows up for class.Because I wasn’t serious about drama class my teacher just assumed I wouldn’t be good for film.

    CS: Geez. Something like that, I would think, would deserve a punch to the ear to the person who said it.

    MCKNIGHT: It’s kind of funny and ironic that I got kicked out of my drama classes. But I’m doing what I like to do now ““ got into film and really fit in there and think it’s definitely my industry.

    CS: So, after doing a project like this, do you find that this is your sole income? When you look at certain projects do you weigh the financial income and say, “Well, this will help.”

    MCKNIGHT: It’s definitely an issue ““ if it’s going to end up costing me money rather than earning money ““ which has happened a couple of times ““ but I definitely do weigh that a little bit. A goal that I have for myself is to be able to get to the point in my acting career that I will be able to support myself and family solely by acting. And I will be happy with that. I don’t want to have to take on a second job. I just want to be able to do acting.

    CS: I am always curious about the life of an actor of how you can go from one project ““ like this project you said was 4 weeks – so after 4 weeks are the crickets chirping in the background saying which project is next? Do you always have to be planning your months out, your years out?

    MCKNIGHT: Sometimes. I’ll usually take on jobs in between that are flexible. I am also a photographer so I’ll do head shots for people. I’ve done pictures for bands ““ that’s flexible for me. So in between that, there is something for me to do. I paint, I do photography, there are things that I can control in my career and in my life and provide me with other sources of income and keep me busy until the next project comes along.

    CS: And how do you keep that sense of that this is just a job after all? Are you finding it a difficult thing to think about or do you really just have to devote your entire sense thinking that it’s either this or it’s nothing?

    MCKNIGHT: I really do think of it more as just a job. I feel like acting is my life and it’s my goal in life to become a successful actress and I’m going to push for that as hard as I can.

    CS: When you read a script and say “Yeah, I really like this part” or “That part makes me laugh” in your history of doing films do you find that you are surprised that something doesn’t work out the way it does on the page but when you actually act it out, are there any surprises?

    MCKNIGHT: Definitely. I mean all these script movies that are really iffy to me but then sometimes end up coming together extremely well. I read through the HottieBoombaLottie script and it was really funny to begin with but after seeing the actual part being played out it was just that much better.

    CS: Right. Obviously it is filled with comedy and one of the things I always seem to ask ask about is when actors do comedies, and when you have to take multiple takes, does it start to loose it’s spontaneity or are you able to recreate it no matter how many times you have to do it?

    MCKNIGHT: I think the different takes are extremely helpful. In some of the more serious parts that I have, I find after the first take I’m OK about it but I keep going deeper and deeper into the character the more times you go through it. As far as the comedy goes, they try it tons of different ways and that always helps to find out which one will be successful and plenty of caffeine in your system helps.

    (Laughs)

    We were all just pretty happy and all over the place.

    (Laughs)

    C: Based on that ““ this is a comedy, UNACCOMPANIED MINORS, that was a comedy, do you ever think that maybe you should mix some drama in there or is that ever a consideration? At the end of the day, if the script is good, the script is good and if it just happens to be all comedies, c’est la vie?

    MCKNIGHT: Yeah. I’ve done a couple of serious roles. Not really ones that are known very well but I feel like I will be able to get a good mixture in there. Especially with Cleo. She has some extremely deep, serious parts in the movie. She’s a very full character. She definitely is a likable character because of that, I think, because she has so many emotions and shows so many emotions in the movie.

    CS: And do you find, the way it’s being described, I saw a tag line where they are comparing it to JUNO and NAPOLEON DYNAMITE…

    MCKNIGHT: Oh yeah, I’ve heard a lot of people say that. Even people who haven’t heard anybody else say that are saying that. I definitely feel like the comedy is closely similar to those movies. It has the same feel to it. Which is a good thing.

    CS: Exactly. They’re good movies to be compared to at the end of the day. Does the quirkiness really come out on the page? I know that if you were going to read the script for NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, it doesn’t seem that odd but the director’s really made it a point to make it feel like it was it’s own world. After seeing the final product, did they capture what you thought you had read on the page?

    MCKNIGHT: Yes, that and more. Some of the parts in the movie I didn’t really thoroughly understand until I actually saw them being played out and I think it definitely came together better than I expected it would.

    CS: So now, going forward, are you finding people responding to it ““ does a movie like this garner better scripts in your mailbox, does performances like this help the quality of work that comes in? When you are first starting out you kind of take what you can get but is there a selection process where you can now say, “I can be a little more selective in what I pick?”

    MCKNIGHT: Yeah. I think there really is. I mean I definitely only want to be a part of things I want to be a part of. I’m not picky. But it’s exciting for me because now I can be. I won’t just end up doing those independent films where they say, well, we’ll give you good food and that’s about it.

    (Laughs)

    CS: If I had one more question it would be, watching this film, what do you hope people take away from having seen the film?

    L: You know what, the film in general just leaves you with a happy feeling. Coming out of movies that are similar to this – you are lifted up by the movie and it really is just a feel good movie.

  • Comics & Comics: Charlie Todd Interview

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    Howdy Inter-Webbers. I’m Matt Cohen and I dig Improv Everywhere.

    And I am far from the only one. In the past seven years, Improv Everywhere has quickly established itself as the preeminent group for pranking on a mass scale – and brilliant pranking, at that. When you hear the word “prank”, your mind may go straight to the much bemoaned Kutcher vehicle Punked. Your mind is lying to you. As Improv Everywhere – and in a larger part its founder and number one “agent” (The Improv Everywhere term for a team member), Charlie Todd – has proven, pranks can be so much more then juvenile stunts or embarrassing folks in public. They can be a sophisticated artform that not only is hilarious, but sometimes is damn right sublime.

    Charlie not only runs Improv Everywhere (which has now spawned chapters in countries as varied as some European nations and even the strange mystical land known as Canada!) but also teaches Improv at the Upright Citizens Brigade Training Center in New York City and performs in weekly improv shows at the UCB NY.

    Before we get into the good stuff, here is a selection of some of my favorite Improv Everywhere pranks. If you haven’t caught these before, sit back and enjoy. If you are already familiar with the stellar work of Improv Everywhere, you know what’s up. (Added note: some videos feature an interviewer/straight man. That is Mr. Charlie Todd)

    BEST BUY

    FROZEN GRAND CENTRAL

    SLO-MO HOME DEPOT

    NO PANTS

    MEET A BLACK PERSON

    My all-time fave is the U2 prank, “Better then the Real Thing”, which is mentioned in the interview. Definitely give it a click.

    In Charlie’s own words, here is how Improv Everywhere got its start.

    “In August of 2001, I went out to a West Village bar with my college buddies Brandon Arnold and Jon Karpinos. On a whim we decided to pull a prank where I would pose as musician Ben Folds. Three hours later, ‘Ben Folds’ was drinking on the house surrounded by women and his ‘two big fans’ were thrown out of the bar for ‘stealing Ben Folds’ wallet’. I had always been a prankster, but this experience enlightened me as to how far a prank could be taken. As an actor new to the city, I discovered I could create my own theatre rather than waiting around for someone to give me stage time. I got tired of telling the story to friends, so I typed it up and put it on the web. Improv Everywhere was born.”

    I recently caught up with Charlie while he was doing some top secret work over in Russia (I told you this thing is global). After a few minutes of pleasantries and catch ups, we got down to the nitty. And here is said nitty. Enjoy.

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    MATT COHEN: What were your comedy influences growing up?

    CHARLIE TODD: Saturday Night Live was a big deal for me growing up. Starting at the age of about 10, I used to tape it every Saturday night (it was on past my bedtime) and watch it as soon as I woke up on Sunday morning. I discovered the show during the awesome late 80’s cast and fell in love. I was a big Seinfeld and Simpsons fan in high school, like pretty much every dude in America was.

    MC: When was the first time you realized you were “funny”?

    TODD:I was never a class clown but more of a straight-A student who did so well he could fly under the radar and get away with mischief every now and then. So I wasn’t the guy cracking jokes in class in 2nd grade, but I was subtly subverting authority behind the teacher’s back every chance I could. I guess that’s when I realized I was funny.

    MC: Do you remember the first time you heard of/saw improv?

    TODD: I went to see the University of South Carolina’s short form troupe, the We’re Not Your Mother Players. They used to play on Friday nights in my hometown. My older cousin took me and I was floored.

    MC: How did you get started performing?

    TODD: I had a “speech” class in middle school that was really just a drama class with a funny name. Maybe because it sounded more substantial to parents? The teacher exposed us to improv games and exercises, and I just loved it. I had performed in school plays in elementary school, but everyone had to. It was in this class that I realized how much I enjoyed it.

    MC: When did you first get involved with the Upright Citizens Brigade, and what was your initial experience?

    TODD: I had heard great things about the UCB from friends who had visited NYC before, so I checked out a show as soon as I moved here in 2001. I saw a Harold Night show with Respecto Montalbon and couldn’t believe how funny it was. As I walked home to the train that night I literally made a decision right then and there that comedy, specifically UCB-style comedy, was what I wanted to focus my entire life around.

    MC: What, if any, are your views on longform vs. shortform?

    TODD: I did short form in high school and college and had tons of fun. But once you get exposed to long form, you don’t want to go back. The freedom that long form gives you is just too much fun. Also, I’m not great at puns, rhymes, and one-liners, which many short form games are based on.

    MC: You have taught improv to countless students at the Upright Citizens Brigade training center in New York City. In your experience, can “funny” be learned, and does one need to be funny to succeed at improv?

    TODD: I think at UCB we give people the tools to do their best possible work. Certain people have a natural ability, where every thing out of their mouth is funny. I don’t. UCB taught me how to get laughs by being myself, playing real, and reacting to my scene partner. So yeah, I think we do teach people how to do successful and funny improv scenes. Often it’s the people who think they are funny that have the hardest time in class.

    MC: Do you think there is such a thing as “going too far” in comedy? Any boundaries you won’t cross?

    TODD: I don’t really think anything is off limits as long as it’s done in a smart way. I’m personally not offended by anything. Should someone make a joke about Bernie Mac the day after he died? Probably not, but if it was done in a smart, intelligent way and not just for shock value, then I see no problem with it.

    MC: When did you realize that you wanted to perform/be involved with comedy for a career? What made you take the risk? And if you had not done so, what would you be doing today?

    TODD: I moved to NYC to be an actor after college, so that was the first risk I took, and I guess it’s a pretty big one coming from the south. It was after seeing that first show at the UCB Theatre that I realized I specifically wanted to try to make a career for myself in comedy. I worked my ass off at shitty temp jobs and took classes at UCB as much as I possibly could. I made a decision to quit temping and really work on comedy full time in 2005, and that was probably the best decision I made. If I hadn’t done that, I guess I’d still be an unhappy temp.

    MC: What is your proudest accomplishment with Improv Everywhere?

    TODD: That’s tough to say. There are certain pranks I’m very proud of pulling off successfully. I’d say our U2 prank was a real high point, as was the Look Up More prank in the department store windows. Both of those were incredibly satisfying to pull off. I guess I’m most proud of the fact that it’s still around. That after 7 years we’re still doing what we love to do and providing an outlet for people to have fun.

    U2 – EVEN BETTER THAN THE REAL THING

    MC: Improv Everywhere, with its growth in both size and notoriety, has run into some issues with legal matters and arrests regarding some of the pieces (most famously the No-Pants Subway Ride). Has this changed the way you approach performances, or put any creative restrictions on you at all?

    TODD: We’ve been pretty lucky with the police. We did have a couple of run-ins, but it’s been two and half years since we’ve had any trouble. I always take the law into consideration when planning a mission, but I usually don’t worry too much about store policies or park regulations. Those rules are meant to be broken (so long as it’s in good fun and in a way that’s not disruptive or law-breaking).

    MC: With an already tremendous presence and success on the internet, are there any plans to take Improv Everywhere to a different medium, possibly making it more accessible to “mainstream” viewers?

    TODD: Yes. I’m writing a book right now with fellow agent Alex Scordelis. It’s being published by Harper Entertainment and should be released next spring. We’re super excited about it. The book is a behind-the-scenes account of our most popular pranks along with tips for how the reader can try their own.

    MC: What is your ultimate goal, comedy wise?

    TODD: My goal with comedy is to keep creating new things that make people laugh, and find a way to support myself while doing it. I’ve been pretty lucky so far, but there are so many unknowns in the entertainment industry – you always have to keep plugging away.

    MC: Do you have any advice to someone trying to break into the comedy scene, whether it be as a performer or a writer?

    TODD: Yup. Either move to New York or LA, and take a class at UCB. It’s the best decision I ever made.

    MC: Anything you are currently working on we should know about?

    TODD: Our big annual Mp3 Experiment project is happening in a few weeks. Details are on our site – this year we’ve found a sponsor that will let us tour it to 3 new cities – Chicago, San Francisco, and Toronto. It’s always a blast, and I’m really looking forward to taking it to new cities.

    MC: And just so I don’t insult half my reading demographic, who is your favorite superhero… and why?

    TODD: My favorite superhero is Banana Man, from the old Nickelodeon cartoons. I remember thinking he was not only badass, but also hilarious. Otherwise I’m not much of a superhero fan – I tend to nerd out with Picard and Sisko.

    “Various Shirtless dudes agree, Improv Everywhere rocks.”

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    If you haven’t already, check out Improv Everywhere to see what all the fuss is about. I think you will like what you find. And remember, the site is updated often so keep stopping back in for the newest Charlie Todd brand mayhem.

    Sadly, tis all for this week but you know the deal… I’ll be back (in my best Arnie voice at that). Until that happy day friends, as always…

    “Keep em’ bagged and boarded”

    Matt Cohen is currently having a no-pants dinner… 2k8?

  • TV Or Not TV: 9/8 – 9/14

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    Greetings one and all as we start the next to last of our discussions on the upcoming new shows on TV. This week I am taking a look at the offerings that the FOX network is giving us (and in the way of new shows, there aren’t many).

    Fringe (Premieres 9/9) – When the previews for this show starting airing I had absolutley no clue what it is about. The only thing that we knew is that things blew up, bad things happened to people, and the show was executive produced by JJ Abrams. After seeing the pilot for Fringe (the name comes from fringe science, ie: regeneration, teleportation, etc.) I can tell you that it has the potential to be the successor to The X-Files as the show sets up the premise for good stand alone episodes as well as story arc episodes. The acting is good, the plot holds up, and the first five minutes of the show is truly frightening to watch (after you see it you will also wonder if Abrams and company have something against flying as the pilot for LOST was another example of why people are afraid to fly). FOX has a lot of faith in the show as it is one of the only two shows that they are trying their new “Remote-Free TV” advertising strategy that expands shows to have only 7 minutes of advertising time. I think their faith might be justified.

    Hole in the Wall (Premieres 9/9) – When I first heard this show name I thought it was something dirty or a situation comedy set in an old bar. It’s actually a game show where there is a moving wall that comes at contestants. The hole is a different shape that contestants must contort their body to fit through (like a plus symbol or the number four). Can’t fit? The wall will knock you into the pool of water behind it. This is a HUGE game show in Asia, so FOX thought they would try their luck with it here.

    Do Not Disturb (Premieres 9/10) – Let out a groan with me as FOX brings us another work place sitcom. This time instead of a news room the show is set at The Inn, a New York hotel voted one of the 10 best places to stay. It’s run by Jerry O’Connell who is dying to find another steady job since Crossing Jordan ended. Niecy Nash from Reno 911! is the head of HR who keeps O’Connell in check. I won’t even bother looking at the rest of the cast as I’m sure they’re going to have eye candy at the front desk, a newcomer to the big city handling bags or room service and the “awkward chick” working some other part of the hotel. It’s a sitcom and it is on FOX. Let’s face it, this won’t rock your socks off. Mind you I haven’t seen it, but I’d lay money on the fact that it will limp through the first season and go no further.

    Dollhouse (Mid-Season Replacement)All right, I admit reviewing the show now is a stretch because it isn’t coming out in the fall, it is slated for January no matter what. Dollhouse however is the other show that will be “Remote-Free TV” so I thought it was worth mentioning. The show is also from TV guru Joss Whedon and features Buffy alumni Eliza Dushku. We’ll talk about what the show is like when we get closer to January, but it is one of the ones that I’m looking forward to.

    And on that note, queue the schedule…

    MONDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: Finally we will know how Cameron fared in the Jeep explosion and we get to see where this story will continue to go on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

    HIST – 8:00 PM: A computerized rendition of the Zapruder film leads is the basis for two hours of The Kennedy Assasination: Beyond Conspiracy.

    FOX – 9:00 PM: I dared them to get better, and they may have just done it. Prison Break has now become Mission Impossible and The Dirty Dozen as the gang is back together and now they have to break in to a facility while in a virtual prison while they find the pieces they need before pulling the big job.

    SHO – 10:00 PM: It’s the season finale for Weeds and based on what we saw this season it may be the last episode. For me this season came off as hollow and I’m glad at this point that it is over.

    TUESDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: The hype is over, Fringe is here. Enjoy.

    CBS – 8:00 PM: Will the 75 year old former Marine finally leave the Big Brother house? I hope so.

    FOX – 9:35 PM: Behold the glory of Hole in the Wall!

    CW – 9:00 PM: Yet another show on the CW catering to the younger generation with Privileged. The touching story of a nanny in charge of twin sisters who party harder than the Hilton sisters and Olsen Twins combined.

    WEDNESDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: The show is officially in the crapper when someone is found decaying in an outhouse on Bones.

    FOOD – 8:00 PM: Alton Brown takes to the seas saling through the Leeward Islands and on to the British Virgin Islands as he looks for America’s culinary origins and fine Caribbean cuising in Feasting on Waves. How does this guy keep getting Food Network to pay for his vacations?

    FOX – 9:30 PM: Do Not Disturb may be the name of the show or what you wish you had done instead of watching.

    THURSDAY

    There is plenty else on, but even 7 years after 9/11 I still remember the day vividly and I am thankful I am one of the few people I know that did not lose anyone on this tragic day in American history. As such I only wish, for this day, to recommend the following:

    HIST – 8:00 PM: Rick Rescorla, the director of security for Morgan Stanley Dean Witter, predicts the attack on the World Trade Center and leads 100’s out of the South Tower before dying in its collapse.

    HIST – 9:00 PM: 102 Minutes that Changed America – Films, photos and recordings from unique and rarely seen or heard archives chronicle the terrorist attack on New York City’s World Trade Center Sept. 11, 2001.

    HIST – 10:41 PM: Witness to 9/11 – Interviews with individuals who provided video footage for 102 Minutes that Changes America.

    FRIDAY

    NICK – 8:00 PM: Christopher Meloni proved in both Harold & Kumar films that he has comedic chops. This gives me hope that his playing a coach that has to take a gangly kid from mathlete to athlete to fufill his own dream in Gym Teacher: The Movie will be more than a movie with a catchy title.

    USA – 9:00 PM: Monk is trapped acting as a 9 year old child after a hypnosis session goes bad. Same thing happened with my brother when he used hypnosis to try to quict smoking.

    FOX – 9:00 PM: Wayne Brady is back for another season of Don’t Forget the Lyrics!

    SATURDAY

    FX – 8:00 PM: The Wachowski Brothers wrote this film adaption of the Alan Moore comic V for Vendetta. I really enjoyed it, you might to.

    NBC – 11:29 PM: Sure he can swim like a dolphin, but can Michael Phelps bring home the gold on SNL tonight? My hopes are not high.

    SUNDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: FOX really wants you to watch Fringe. So much so that they are re-airing the season premiere tonight.

    TNT – 8:00 PM: Take in each of the Wilson brothers seperately starting with Owen in Wedding Crashers followed by Luke in Old School.

    IFC – 9:00 PM: Not a big fan of Wedding Crashers? You can still get your Owen Wilson on with the very quirky The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.

    Will WIlkins is the product of fringe science.

  • Comics & Comics: Son of a DVD

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    Howdy Inter-Webbers. I’m Matt Cohen, and I dig British comedies.

    We don’t get the chance to see many here in the states, so when one rolls around I always seize the opportunity and give it a watch. 7 times out of ten, it’s something forgettable. But on that occasion I find a British Comedy I connect with, I embrace it full force. Right now, kids, Is one of those times. Son of Rambow rocks. Hardcore.

    Shocking confession: I have never seen ANY of the Rambo films. I know… I’m a commie. Regardless, without having seen Sly in jungle action, I can still happily report that I am now a fan of the man’s son. And no, I don’t mean the dude from Daylight – I am referring to the wonderful and wonderfully quirky little British film Son of Rambow. Now I, like many others, unfortunately didn’t get a chance to see this movie in theaters, but thankfully we live in the age of DVD (I wish I could say Blu-Ray… Maybe next year) and ALL films can be given their chance to be seen by an audience. Many times, the films go unseen in theaters for good reason, but in the case of the movie I saw, it’s almost criminal more of us didn’t get to experience Rambow on a big screen.

    So without further ado, let’s get into it troops.

    The Good

    The Kids: Suffice it to say, in a movie that is primarily a “children’s film” – and in which most of the main characters are, in fact, young kids – casting is possibly the most important aspect of the whole process. So much depends on the A) Believability and B) Likability of the child actors, something which has backfired on many a movie starring juvenile actors. Whoever was in charge of casting this flick obviously did their homework. The two lead roles of William and Lee Carter carry the film, and in a much larger part the performances of the young and very talented Bill Milner and Will Poulter, respectively. Both these kids not only become their characters, but they do a great job of furthering the tone and pace of the film, much through the – dare I say – brilliant line readings they deliver. Will is so damn weird, and cute, and heart wrenchingly sad, whereas Lee Carter is Dennis the Menace with a cocky accent and a taste of psychosis, and every move these two actors make help to sell those traits even more. I loved the opening scene of this film, but I think the moment I realized I was watching something sublime was when Will licks the Cat-Piggy Bank… for no reason whatsoever. At the end of the day, who doesn’t love a kid who keeps pine cones in his locker?  Some argue that child actors are just being kids on screen, but I disagree and think that there is a definite process and method to these performers, some better than others, and rarely as good as seen in this film. These are pretty damn nuanced roles, and I couldn’t help but stay impressed the entire film with Will and Lee, or rather Bill and Will. Freddy Highmore, move over, because both of these kids have a bright future ahead of them.

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    Supporting Cast: Though this is a very small film, in scope and story, that doesn’t mean there isn’t room for pretty great supporting performances, both on the adult and kid side of things. Jessica Hynes (Or Daisy from Spaced) plays Will’s tightly wound, ultra conservative and constantly on the brink of breakdown religious mother (What a sentence), and she does it in top form. It isn’t really a comedic role at all, and having only seen Jessica on Spaced (And for a few scenes of Shaun of the Dead) I had no idea she had the dramatic chops as well. She really plays this woman close the edge of sanity, always almost seemingly about to cry. Her third act change is organic due to the depth and weight Hynes brings to the part. Very good stuff. The other standout, in my humble opinion, is the “Coolest” kid in school, French exchange student and bad boy-rocker Didier, played with a really fun sense of self by Jules Sitruck. From his first on-screen appearance, we know this kid is “different” – but Sitruck never goes the “weird foreigner” route with Didier, rather playing him as a cool and ambivalent visiting rock star. Plus, his performance as “The Wolf” is maybe the funniest thing in a very funny movie. Expect big things (at least over-seas) from this dude very soon.

    The Look: In what was billed as a comedy, I was expecting laughs, but could not believe how gorgeous and inventive the look of this film is. A lush palette that utilizes the natural beauty and greenery of the English countryside coupled with a whimsical production design that instantly reminds one of a Wes Anderson film (A high compliment in my book). That is not to say this is just a “straight” piece, either. One scene, definitely in my favorites, is a black and white nightmare/cartoon/dream sequence that involved tin can scarecrows and flying dogs, and needs to be seen to be believed. Kudos to director Garth Jennings and DP Jess Hall of really doing some remarkable work here. In fact, Jennings doesn’t deserve enough credit for his work on this movie. I am now a huge fan of the man and eagerly await his next work.

    The Score: Shades of Pee-Wee can never be bad. This Scores kicks all kinds of “rear”. Heavy organ/circus-like vibes throughout and a rollicking tempo that keeps the movie flowing at a wonderful pace. Joby Talbot is channeling straight Elfman here, and it works so well for this movie. Though set in a real world, there are hints of fantasy and “un-reality” throughout, and the score goes hand in hand with what we see and feel onscreen. The perfect accompaniment to a damn near perfect movie.

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    The Bad

    *Crickets* I told you, I REALLY like this movie.

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    Overall: One of the most fun, charming, and genuine films I have seen in a long while. This movie instantly gets bumped into my “Favorites” and that is due in a large part to two tremendous performances by two very small people. If you haven’t seen it, or weren’t planning to, I definitely recommend at least a rental. In a world of big budget action flicks and horror remakes, Son of Rambow stands out against the crowd. I wish, wish, wish this was a true story. I am ridiculous.

    Sadly campers, that’s all for this week. But stay tuned for some very exciting (I can hardly breathe) content I’ll be bringing to you in the next month or so. Special Guests, Best of Lists, Interviews, and a much needed “State of the Union” address by yours truly. It’ll be real. And till then, as always,

    “Keep em’ bagged and boarded”

    Matt Cohen is currently on his way to buy the Rambo box set.

  • Trailer Park: Is Simon Pegg Heading Back To SPACED?

    By Christopher Stipp

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    So, I met Simon Pegg last Friday.

    Let me preface this by saying not a lot of people of varying celebrity comes here to the desert in Arizona. When you’re here long enough and you literally head out of town, no more than a hour’s drive from any one point in the Valley, you realize Phoenix and its Podunk suburban satellites are the modern day Las Vegas just without pretty lights or pretty ladies. The West is indeed the new South and if the meth labs are any indication, I am hip deep in a hillbilly haven.

    So imagine my surprise last week when I was asked to see his new film, HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE, with the opportunity to get up close with the man most celebrated for SPACED, SHAWN OF THE DEAD and HOT FUZZ. I was ecstatic with pleasure and, thankfully the film, which starts Kirsten Dunst, isn’t that bad. It’s pretty damn good and if you had to choose a film where there was something for the ladies and for you dudes this will be the one you will want to see come October 3rd.

    However, it was the process of meeting the man that was at both odd and wonderful. Even though I’ll explain further when I run the interview as we get closer to October 3rd I was intrigued by Devin Faraci’s, of CHUD fame, column on the whole SPACED phenomenon as it relates to where they are now should they go back to the well. I was, and am, of the mind that just like the British version of THE OFFICE which was brilliantly done and, much like SPACED, obscenely too short as a series. They both had a lot of say and it’s only our sense of nostalgia and wanting more (it’s the American way!) we want to just to perpetuate what was incredibly wonderful. But, what’s a person to do when the fans want another season or another movie? Pester the shit out of those involved and tell them that they HAVE to do it because YOU want it?

    I asked Simon about this very phenomena, tossing the idea that I wasn’t looking for him to tell me if he planned on taking another crack at these characters but just wanting to know if he had plans to go back and collaborate with these same folks. He was rather excited to say that, even regarding SPACED, he did say that there were things he wish he could have tied up better. Further, the story, if he was to go back to it, would be entirely different because it simply would not start up from the last episode (the whole show was about a reality of their shared experiences) but it would be a reflection of the reality of their shared experiences at their current age. What would that SPACED look like? If I had my druthers, and I sure as hell don’t because it’s not my call, they wouldn’t even touch it. Simon did mention that he absolutely wants to go back and collaborate with everyone but to keep this from heading into Oh Don Piano territory I just left it at that. Even if he was absolutely, positively doing something I can 100% guarantee he wouldn’t share the details with some Podunk Arizonan journalist dickhead who was just pleased as punch to meet the man behind one of the greatest shows made for my generation.

    2. My Own Picture Of The Weak:

    3. Phil Yeh needs some attention and I’m here to pass along some awareness.

    As a father of a girl who has now entered kindergarten, as a schmoe who graduated with an English degree and a master’s in Education and as a complete hater of those who are in much higher positions than me, wanting to use our language as an opportunity to disseminate their misspelled ramblings, making me work like a Navajo code talker to figure out what in the world they’re even saying, I want to erase illiteracy in our society.

    It’s a given fact that we have over 20-25 million Americans who are functionally illiterate in this country and even though I am a bad ambassador for perfect grammar usage I am a fan of anything that helps kids, exposes them to art and of anyone who wants to make our youth a little smarter. Now, many of you don’t live in Arizona but Phil Yeh, the brilliant creator of DINOSAURS ACROSS AMERICA, a book that exposes children to not only geography but to the graphic novel format, will be in Glendale on September 21st and 22nd to come paint a mural with one of the Simpson’s own principal artists, Phil Ortiz. The man has had a 23 year history of traveling across this land to promote the arts and literacy and here he is to explain what’s behind this. I normally never run these things but, like I said, this is near and dear to my own values as a human being so I thought I would share:

    Dear Christopher:
    My name is Phil Yeh, the president of a group of cartoonists who have been traveling the planet since 1985 promoting reading and other issues. Our group, Cartoonists Across America and the World has worked with some of the best artists on the globe and are coming back to Arizona next month. You can see some of our murals and award winning books at www.wingedtiger.com
    I was wondering if we could mail you a packet of material about our upcoming mural event at Kidsfaire on Sept 20-21 in Glendale. Our murals promote literacy, creativity and the arts and special guest artists joining us in painting this mural will be the painter Spill from Phoenix and Phil Ortiz, one of the principal artists behind the Simpsons.
    Thanks for your time.

    Phil

    And an excerpt from the press release:

    The artists [will] head for Kidsfaire in the University of Phoenix stadium in Glendale, Arizona, on Saturday and Sunday, September 20 and 21. Special guest artist Spill will join the two Phil’s and hundreds of kids who will help create another work of art. The mural in Arizona is sponsored by Kidsfaire and by the Renaissance Glendale Hotel and Spa and will be donated to the Ronald McDonald House or the Phoenix Children’s Hospital after the event. Yeh, who founded Cartoonists Across America & The World in 1985, is now in the 23rd year of his 25 year long world tour promoting literacy and the arts with humor and cartoons. Since the band was founded, they have painted more than 1800 murals in 49 states and over a dozen countries with hundreds of artists and thousands of kids of all ages. Yeh’s partner on the new “Two Phils Tour” is five time Emmy award-winning cartoonist Phil Ortiz.

    So, any desert dwellers who might be around, and who might have some ankle biters at home might do well to patronize this event. I will.

    4. Don LaFontaine – R.I.P.

    As many of you who frequent this column know that I have always been an advocate or a detractor of Voiceover Guy. This invariably means that I am either pro or con to the creation of a trailer that has a narrative audio track over the action of the piece.

    Don, if any of you keep up with this kind of thing, was THE man when it came to the “In a world…” goofiness that has been inexorably linked to some of the most obnoxious trailers ever put into theaters. He made trailers something more than just music videos to sell records, he made them entirely his own. In fact, I attended The Hollywood Reporter’s Key Art Awards ceremony, something to celebrate the best in movie marketing and an absolute blast to attend, where Don was awarded for all the work he’s done in the medium. He made large amounts of money, was THE go-to guy for a lot of these trailers and was revered for being a consummate professional. He absolutely will be missed by me, I know if I didn’t do this job I would never have been so attuned to his influence, and I’ve included a link here to FIVE MEN IN A LIMO which explains everything in a way I can’t begin to describe.

    5. Jennifer Goldberg of the Jewish News of Greater Phoenix

    This woman deserves a round of applause for a few reasons and one of them being that not only did I forget to bring a camera to the press round table, more like a press round the couch with cookies on the table, for Simon Pegg’s HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE but after the poor girl was trounced in the ensuing scrum to ask Simon and director Robert Weide as many questions as possible in our alloted 20 minute time (it was truly vicious and I am partly to blame for said trouncing) she took a picture of Simon and I with her camera AND sent me the copy of the picture the same afternoon. I don’t, and have never, taken a picture with any of the people I’ve interviewed with the exception of Josh Holloway from LOST and Missy Peregrym of HEROES/REAPER. Simon was someone I at least wanted to get a moment of posterity captured with as long as he was crazy enough to visit Phoenix. The girl had every right to slice me out of the frame and after the fracas was done I wanted to let everyone know she was an excellent person to have in the round table (there are some out there I wish I never have to spend time with again) and if you have a moment visit her work over at Jewish News. What can I say, it’s the Catholic guilt…

    Now, on with the show…

    WHAT JUST HAPPENED? (2008)

    Director: Barry Levinson
    Cast: Robert De Niro, Bruce Willis, John Turturro, Robin Wright Penn, Stanley Tucci, Catherine Keener
    Release:
    October 3, 2008
    Synopsis: What Just Happened? is a winningly sharp comedy about two nail-biting, back-stabbing, roller-coaster weeks in the world of a middle-aged Hollywood producer — as he tries to juggle an actual life with an outrageous series of crises in his day job. Academy Award® winning director Barry Levinson reunites with Academy Award® winning actor Robert De Niro and leading producer Art Linson, who wrote the screenplay based on his bestselling memoir. They all join with an all-star cast in this rollicking, shrewd tale of a man besieged by people who want him all to be sorts of things — a money maker, an ego buster, a bad news breaker, an artistic champion, a loyal husband, an all-knowing father, not to mention sexy, youthful and tuned-in ““ everything except for the one thing he and all the preposterously behaved people he’s surrounded by really are: bumbling human beings just trying to survive by any means necessary.

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    Prognosis: Positive. I love films like this.

    Any kind of satirical look at the entertainment industry’s preoccupation with childish behind-the-scenes antics could keep me entertained for hours on end. What the problem with this is, though, is that 95% of the rest of Middle America could give a shit. As long as everyone involved in the making of this picture knows that a film like this is going be middling at the box office, and that’s best-case scenario, then we’ve got a winner. However, I think this film will take on a meta quality when the same elements that befall Robert De Niro will also befall some real idiot as this film tracks closer to release.

    It’s not that people don’t want to know the snarkyness, pettiness and every other ““ness you want to toss in there, they do, but unless you’re the talent and you’re being featured on Access Hollywood you aren’t really of much concern to people, And that’s what concerns me about this movie and, subsequently, its trailer.

    Many people levied the attack against TROPIC THUNDER that it stopped short. That it had so many other opportunities to really skewer the system it was trying to dress down. I would assert that it didn’t need to insofar that the kind of box office returns it is experiencing is due to its storytelling. Any further, you see, and you risk alienating those who “wouldn’t get it.” You cannot make a movie too insider and TROPIC THUNDER should be applauded for knowing how thin that satirical line really is. This flick, though, knows it but obviously doesn’t care.

    I love Robert in the opening. Even though having someone in their bed, having your character start off in their bed is about the laziest device you can employ, Bobby makes it work as he begins his day lying. I completely get it right from the start and it’s nice to see how sharp things get from here.

    From the detached father who can’t seem to do anything right but fuck his own life up at the expense of moving pictures. His blow out in a therapist’s office is enough to know that we’re not getting FOCKERS De Niro but a De Niro that seems genuine.

    I equally adore Catherine Keener’s quip to the tortured director who has his own vision for what his film should be only to have her threaten to take the movie back and cut it herself if he doesn’t capitulate to the studio’s demands. It’s downright thrilling to see it dramatized like it is.

    There’s something to be said, as well, for bringing real actors into the mix. When we hear a phone call to Robert about Bruce Willis, a star of a production that he’s bird-dogging, being fat and donning facial hair, all of which could constitute a lawsuit against Bobby for misrepresentation you can’t believe this would be the thing that people get litigious about.

    Add into the mix the kind of personal backstabbing and infidelity that you would expect out of your high school buddies, not those running and developing multi million dollar projects, and you have something volatile but so attractive. As you have Bruce Willis talking about the base and depraved maniacs who are responsible for running the asylum that is Hollywood there are certain feelings of unease that you should start feeling. This is a rough place that is only understood by taking the approach that this is indeed high school and there is nothing that seems sacred to any of these desperate people.

    How this will play to those who live in Kansas, however, is something I can already foresee as an issue that Magnolia Pictures will have to overcome if they expect anyone besides me to pay for a ticket.


    THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON (2008)

    Director: David Fincher
    Cast: Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Tilda Swinton, Elias Koteas, Jason Flemyng, Julia Ormond
    Release:
    December 19, 2008
    Synopsis: “I was born under unusual circumstances.” And so begins “Benjamin Button,” adapted from the classic 1920s story by F. Scott Fitzgerald about a man who is born in his eighties and ages backwards. A man, like any of us, unable to stop time. We follow his story set in New Orleans from the end of World War I in 1918, into the twenty-first century, following his journey that is as unusual as any man’s life can be. Directed by David Fincher and starring Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett with Tilda Swinton, Taraji P. Henson, Jason Flemyng, Elias Koteas and Julia Ormond, “Benjamin Button,” is a time traveler’s tale of the people and places he bumps into along the way, the loves he loses and finds, the joys of life and the sadness of death, and what lasts beyond time.

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    Prognosis: Positive. I won’t even bother to find out anything more about this movie until an English trailer comes out.

    One of the benefits of being a dude like me is that I’m woefully inept at keeping up with whatever project this guy or that guy is doing. Sure, I have my regulars who I keep tabs on, Aronofsky, the Coens, Nolan but Fincher is someone who I try not to read too much about for the simple reason that he’s best left to do what he does. ZODIAC was a surprise to a lot of people, and if you think it wasn’t you’re a liar and a thief, myself included, but I’ve always loved to see what else he comes up with next.

    One of the problems with filmmakers like Bay or Shyamalan is that they’re completely niche guys who will never really move out of their wheelhouse; they’re comfortable in it, and no one really should be that disappointed with where they’ve decided their strengths are, but there’s nothing to them that would ever get me excited because it’s going to be a take on a very similar theme with these dudes.

    With Fincher, though, he’s willing to experiment with different things, although I would kill to see a comedy directed by that guy, and this film just has me hooked from the very first moment I saw it. I’m not one to enjoy period pieces, Lord knows how much energy it takes for me to give up my sense of disbelief when I know everything on the screen was manufactured to look the way it does but this film just has a different taste to it.

    It’s that music in the beginning that is at once haunting and alluring.

    It’s the twinkle twinkle of the keys, reminiscent of something you would hear out of the Nutcracker suite, and the close up of the clock, its hands moving back one notch, which is quite effective.

    Now, the backward motion of the video, where once there was forward movement I almost took exception toward but it’s the baby being left on some steps that had me wondering what was going on. The baby itself seemed to provoke something visceral in the people who it was left with but I got it. I understood that this trailer wants me to start thinking in terms that aren’t necessarily straightforward but it absolutely rewards you for looking at this thing with a little but of openness.

    I’m not certain about a lot it but there is a moment where there is a boat at sea, a bucket of feathers fills the air and it seems like it’s a fairly innocuous moment but it’s drenched in some heavy cinematographic spookiness that you hardly believe this wasn’t helmed by Tim Burton. Further, Fincher surprises with a “battle at sea” moment that honestly. for the few seconds we’re treated to it, seems like something genuinely thrilling.

    Again, I’m usually all over a trailer if it wants to be too arty in its presentation but I don’t think that’s what afoot here. Fincher, perhaps, knows that to get people to buy into, one, a period piece would be difficult, two, try to explain a story that was at once a novel in a trailer would be damn near impossible without befuddling Ma and Pa Kettle and, three, having Pitt shown in the most un-sexual sort of way, his obvious transition into younger manhood would take a while to get to. Hence, what we get here is a lovely mix of opaque confusion about the story but getting a dollop of excitement to swallow it all down with.

    In so many ways I am willing to spend whatever it takes to see this film. Fincher has thankfully not followed the ways of so many of his equals in churning out movies that have that sheen of their watermark; he is constantly trying to stretch his abilities and experiments with the process of film making. Hopefully he’s got the right combination of both aptitude and execution.

  • Trailer Park: BURN AFTER READING Free Screening!

    By Christopher Stipp

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    I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    I was thinking of ways to entice some people to enter this contest.

    I was playing with the idea until I realized that if you live in Phoenix, Tucson or Las Vegas and have a clue, a hint, an iota of recognition of who the Coens are you will be sending me a message for free tickets to see this show on Thursday, September 11th.

    You don’t have to tell me why you like them, what your favorite Coens movie is, how they changed your life (Mine was figuring out that their depiction of Arizona was spot on, years after seeing the movie) or any of that other smoky jazz.

    Send me an e-mail and I will send you tickets. It’s just that easy.

    Just in case you need to know about the film..

    BURN AFTER READING, a comedy thriller from Joel Coen and Ethan Coen (No Country for Old Men, Fargo, The Big Lebowski), is world-premiering as the opening-night film of the 2008 Venice International Film Festival.

    At the headquarters of the Central Intelligence Agency in Arlington, Va., analyst Osborne Cox (John Malkovich) arrives for a top-secret meeting. Unfortunately for Cox, the secret is soon out: he is being ousted. Cox does not take the news particularly well and returns to his Georgetown home to work on his memoirs and his drinking, not necessarily in that order. His wife Katie (Tilda Swinton) is dismayed, though not particularly surprised; she is already well into an illicit affair with Harry Pfarrer (George Clooney), a married federal marshal, and sets about making plans to leave Cox for Harry.

    Elsewhere in the Washington, D.C. suburbs, and seemingly worlds apart, Hardbodies Fitness Centers employee Linda Litzke (Frances McDormand) can barely concentrate on her work. She is consumed with her life plan for extensive cosmetic surgery, and confides her mission to can-do colleague Chad Feldheimer (Brad Pitt). Linda is all but oblivious to the fact that the gym’s manager Ted Treffon (Richard Jenkins) pines for her even as she arranges dates via the Internet with other men.

    When a computer disc containing material for the CIA analyst’s memoirs accidentally falls into the hands of Linda and Chad, the duo are intent on exploiting their find. As Ted frets, “No good can come of this,” events spiral out of everyone’s and anyone’s control, in a cascading series of darkly hilarious encounters.

  • Toy Box: McDonald’s Star Wars Bobble Heads

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    I’ve been a collector all my life – everything from knives to stamps to coins to tobacco tins have filled first my parent’s house then my own. But the first steps down the road of pop culture collecting start with those damn little toys you get in every kid’s meal. Back in the eighties I started to pick up the occasional Happy Meal toy that was cool…then the occasioal set…and it was the gateway drug that led to me now buying $300 Premium Format figures and $150 sixth scale figures. A slippery slope my friends, a slippery slope.

    I’ve kicked that habit for the most part these days, although that’s sort of like a crack addict giving up caffiene. But I fall off the wagon now and then, particularly when one of the fast food stores hits one of my favorite licenses, and such was the case with the new Star Wars Bobble Heads at McDonalds.

    There are 17 bobble heads in the full set, and some do more than just bobble. They are also a mix of styles, with some of the based on the movies, and some based on the new animated Clone Wars. They should be at your local Mickey D’s til for another couple weeks.

    If you have any questions or comments, drop me a line at mwc@mwctoys.com, or hit my other site Captain Toy – Michael’s Review of the Week. On to the bobbles!

    McDonald’s Star Wars Bobble Heads

    Packaging – **
    What did you expect – they come in little plastic bags. At least they were nice enough to give you some basic instructions for those that are more than just bobble heads.

    Sculpting – ***
    The sculpting is fairly basic here, but it’s solid work for such inexpensive toys. In fact, there are toys in the store that cost quite a bit more and don’t have nearly as nice of sculpting. The concept is fairly simple – each large head is attached by a spring to some sort of vehicle. For the most part, these vehicles make complete sense (Vader on his fighter, etc.), but there are a couple weird exceptions. Nonetheless, the combinations are generally well thought out and well designed.

    The sculpting on the ships is simple, without a ton of detailing, but everything is recognizable. The heads are fairly large, too big to be used for sixth scale figures and in some cases closer to quarter scale. Obviously, the ships are much smaller, giving them a slight ‘super deformed’ feel to their style and look.

    Paint – ***
    There’s not a ton of paint here, since many of the parts are simply cast in the most appropriate color. But if you consider the cost, and compare these to some mass market items out there these days, you’ll see that what paint work that is here is well done. There’s a little slop here and there, and some of the cut lines could be cleaner, but you’re getting you’re money’s worth.

    Action Features – ***1/2
    All the toys feature consistent action features: they all have bobble heads, and they all have wheels on the bottom to roll. For five of these toys, that’s it. These five are pictured below, and they bobble and roll just fine, but that’s all they do.

    The next set of four also have wheels on the bottom, but they have a pull back feature. Pull back on the vehicle while the wheels are touching a surface, and when you let go they’ll roll forward. This worked pretty well on all four, with a medium distance obtained by all.

    Next up, we have three that have light up sabers. There’s an on/off switch, and once flipped, you can press a button to turn on the saber. The light is bright enough to see in a day time room, but it looks much better in the dark.

    The next set also has three members. These have an on/off switch and a button to push, but this time when you press it you get a series of sounds or spoken lines. That’s a nice feature, especially at this price point.

    Finally, there’s a pair that walk. Turn the knob on the side to wind them up, and let them go! Both walk well, albeit a bit slowly.

    Fun Factor – ***
    I gave the full set to my seven year old son, knowing full well that I really don’t need another set of Happy Meal toys. He enjoyed them for awhile, and they work well for what they are – cheaper toys intended to amuse your kids for short periods. Don’t be surprised if your kids can’t find them the next day, with the possible exception of one or two of their favorites. My son gravitated to the walkers and the light up sabers, but your mileage may vary.

    Value – ****
    Depending on the license, they do some truly amazing stuff for pretty much no cost. Coming up next in September – Batman Legos! You know I’ll be getting that whole set for my son AND a set for me!

    Things to Watch Out For:
    Getting a large ass from eating too many Happy Meals.

    Overall – ***
    Some people see action figures and other toys at the local store and think “Jesus, that’s no better than a Happy Meal toy!”. I see the quality of the current day Happy Meal toys and think “Wow, that’s good enough to be in a store!”. It really does amaze me what they do with the licenses, considering how little they charge for these. Kinda makes you wonder how much that beef in your kid’s hamburger cost them, eh? Best not to think about it, and pass me the McNuggets please.

    Where to Buy –
    Uh, McDonald’s? Expect to pay around a buck each if you buy them individually, although it can vary from store to store.

  • TV Or Not TV: 9/1 – 9/7

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    Welcome back to another week of TV or Not TV, where we aim to disappoint at every turn!

    To start the disappointment train a chuggin’ along I have to say that the anticipated discussion about the FOX new fall shows won’t be occurring today, but since they aren’t going to be airing during this next week I don’t feel so bad. I neglected to look at this high tech device I just found out about called a calendar, and realized that I was going to try to take on too much at the same time that the Labor Day weekend was hitting. I know, not very bright of me.

    I am, however, very excited at the fact that this week many shows are either premiering or returning for the new Fall season, so there is plenty to write about and read in this week’s column. Hopefully that will help balance out the let down a little bit.

    So, with that knowledge at hand let’s just jump right in to the schedule and see where it takes us, shall we?

    MONDAY

    If there is any one thing that I love about Labor Day it is the marathons that networks put on. Unfortunately Style won’t be running The Biggest Loser this year, so here first is a guide to all the shows you can watch far too much today. With all of them please check your local listings for times.

    FX – All the Fez you can ask for with That 70’s Show.
    TNT – 13 hours of The Closer.
    TBS – Guess they had to go with quantity over quality. I’d have much rather seen a My Boys marathon over the scheduled Tyler Perry’s House of Payne.

    USA –
    Enjoy a day with the Defective Detective Monk.
    ANIMAL PLANET –
    Easily get reminded why we shouldn’t trust the animal kingdom with this marathon of Untamed and Uncut.
    HIST – If you watch all 12 hours you’ll know why things are Tougher in Alaska.

    OXYGEN –
    If you won’t be taking in the 90210 redux than you might catch Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood.
    SCIFI – It’s a viewers choice marathon of Star Trek: The Next Generation.
    STYLE – You may feel a lot cleaner than some people after watching Clean House.

    OK, enough marathon talk. Let’s get talk about what to really watch.

    FOX – 8:00 PM: The two hour season premiere of Prison Break kicks of a few months after last season’s finale. Here’s hoping they can breathe new life into this show and make it interesting again.

    CW – 8:00 PM: I am sure a certain demographic out there is so excited that the mysterious texting Gossip Girl returns tonight. Me? Not so much.

    TUESDAY

    CW – 8:00 PM: No, the TV listings haven’t had a flashback, 90210 is having its season premiere tonight. Considering the original went from standard teen drama to night time soap opera during its first run I’m curious to see how this re-imagined version plays out.

    FX – 10:00 PM: It’s the premiere of the final season of The Shield. I feel like The Shield was one of the first shows to really set the tone for the FX line up of gritty shows, so I hope it goes out as strong as it came in.

    WEDNESDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: Faster than you can say ‘Fish and Chips’ a body turns up and our favorite team is in England and asked to help investigate on Bones.

    CW – 8:00 PM: So this season on America’s Top Model one of the contestants is a transgender named Isis. I wish they hadn’t given us the name so we could have tried to guess who it was.

    THURSDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: With the premiere of the new season of Kitchen Nightmares we get to see Gordon Ramsey return to six of the restaurants that he tried to save from the brink of closure with his own personal form of fixing hate.

    CBS – 8:00 PM: Another person goes and only four will remain in the Big Brother house. The 75 year old has made it to this point, and 10 to 1 one of the remaining women leave tonight. I know, you are probably tired of hearing about this show but it’s the highlight of my summer.

    FRIDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? premieres tonight and the producers are grasping at straws bringing Kathy Ireland in to play. Who is next, Spuds McKenzie?

    USA – 9:00 PM: Hello syndication, let me introduce you to Adrian Monk. He’s 100 episodes old now and is a prime candidate for you. He’ll be celebrating this milestone with tons of former guest stars including Andy Richter, Sarah Silverman, Howie Mandel, Sharon Lawrence and John Turturro. With this many people how will they have any time for an actual show?

    ABC FAMILY – 8:00 PM: Tonight is the first night of Samurai Girl, an adaption of the teen novels and in a very surprising turn the star is former Real World: San Diego reality roommate Jamie Chung. Even more surprising, the girl can actually act.

    SATURDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: COPS enters in to its 21st season in Broward County, FL where the show originally began. I can’t wait to compare this show against the first one ever. It will be like watching those two episodes of My Name is Earl all over again.

    ABC FAMILY – 8:00 PM: Part two (or episodes 3 & 4 if you are really keeping track) of Samurai Girl. If you missed it last night you can catch those at 6:00 PM.

    NBC – 11:29 PM: The repeat tonight of Saturday Night Live is when Tina Fey was guest host. Relive her infamous ‘bitch is the new black’ line and chuckle along with me.

    SUNDAY

    ABC FAMILY – 8:00 PM: The conclusion of Samurai Girl.

    MTV – 9:00 PM: Last year the Video Music Awards made the world stop and be scared for Britney Spears. Who will shock the world this go around? I think I’m officially too old to care anymore.

    HBO – 9:00 PM: Alan Ball, the man behind Six Feet Under brings us his next creepy new show: an adaption of the adaption of the Sookie Stackhouse novels called True Blood. A mind reading waitress (played by Ana Paquin) befriends a 173-year-old vampire (played by Stephen Moyer). Why is it these vampires are always so old anyway? Just once I want the vampire to be this lost 30-something who can’t decide on a career in his post-living life.

    HBO – 10:00 PM: I don’t know why I continue to watch Entourage as I feel there is only so far you can go following the career of an actor and his tight group of friends. This year, however, may win me back as the vanity project Medallin is so badly reviewed that it sends Vince Chase into a Mexican Beach seclusion trip with Turtle.

    Will Wilkins really will discuss the new Fall shows for FOX next week…no really.

  • Opinion In A Haystack: Does Val Kilmer Rue The Day?

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    If you are old enough to remember when Eddie Murphy was a living, fertile, reigning deity of comedy in the 80’s, then you probably feel much the same as I. We go about doing the important things in our insignificant everyday lives while that microscopic drunkard/elf that lives in our heads reminds us how Murphy is close to terminally-pathetic these days, joined of course, by Steve Martin destroying his funny bone and comedy-cred by badly aping off the great Peter Sellers. Wesley Snipes is now Direct-to-DVD (and imprisoned right?). Meanwhile, the biggest non-nostalgia-fueled action star in Hollywood’s diminished arsenal seems to be the Encino Man. The headlining names of yesteryear are almost completely faded into the abyss (Odd choice of words”¦since Ed Harris still gets work.) Never did I realize this more then when I saw the DVD for the film Felon on new release lists across the net.

    A few months back I was catching At The Movies where Richard Roeper gave a pretty negative review of the new Direct-to-DVD flick Conpsiracy, starring Val Kilmer. Slight twinges of awkward questioning arose in me. Val Kilmer is doing Direct-to-DVD now? I brushed it off as merely some MAJOR MOTION PICTURE that got buried by the studio like so many do. That had to be the only explanation for such a huge star being found in such an unworthy media release. Having no desire to see Conspiracy, I moved on. Cut to a week ago when I see another DVD release for a Kilmer movie, Felon, on an upcoming DVD release website. I had never even heard of this film, and found out it was relegated to video release as well. I have at this point seen neither Felon nor Conspiracy. However, the realization of Val Kilmer doing B-movies fell atop my cranium like a bag of severed bear balls. Val isn’t A-list anymore? Was he not just in the amazing triumph that is Kiss Kiss Bang Bang? Isn’t Mr. Kilmer still on top?

    Much to my dismay it turns out that he isn’t on top, and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, no matter how awesome it may have been, was a financial failure at the box office. Also it seems as though the year is 2008, miniature things called iPods can hold a zillion times more music then a Juke Box, and Ronald Reagan is no longer the commander and chief. Not to sound like a broken record, or more appropriately ““ a corrupted mp3, but I’m not the type of guy that likes to accept change very much, sometimes not even noticing it happening before me. Somewhere along the underside of a decade, Val Kilmer has slowly lost his way. I have no clue as to why. Perhaps it was bad choices or the endless rumors about him being an eccentric, hard-to-work-with jerk.

    In Mike Nelson’s extremely inspiring and brutally hilarious book Movie Megacheese, he touches on Kilmer being “difficult,” and how undeserving he is of such an attitude. Well, while I fully love Mr. Nelson and his genius commentary, I have to disagree. Val Kilmer was, once, one of our great mainstream method actors. The recently released Tropic Thunder does a terrific job of spoofing eccentric method acting via Robert Downey Jr’s character of Kirk Lazarus who, much like Kilmer, is actually a very committed and gifted thespian with a big enough ego to think he can actually become someone else. Sure, an eccentric man of method acting might have an attitude, but is it not worth it if they deliver? On more then one occasion, Val Kilmer has put out well-crafted, polar-opposite performances in close proximity, some of them more-than-Oscar-worthy. He was admittedly a “pretty boy” to some degree, and an awful Batman to no real fault of his own, but that never stopped him from always delivering on a deep and wide range of talent throughout several iconic films. Yet, I’m not condoning his “jerkhood” or blaming it for his Direct-to-DVD downfall.

    Looking back on his rather impressive (well the first half anyway) resume of films, I would venture to guess that his career started to jump the shark, nuke the fridge, rape the camel et cetera somewhere around Red Planet, which seems to be the last big project before everything turns into independent, small-release work. I am surprised at how surprised I am”¦I honestly didn’t realize he was on the B-list. I was recently reminded by a good friend about his cameo in the monument-to-unfunny that was The Love Guru, something I actually had blocked out of my mind. Was that Val Kilmer’s attempt to come back in the spotlight? Perhaps it was just a passing gig for his friend Mike Meyers, who ironically also reminded me in one fell swoop (swoop = The Love Guru) how much the mighty have fallen. So, as a part of my mourning for Mr. Kilmer’s once-rich career I

    want to look back, in user-friendly list form, at my top-five Kilmer movies chronologically.

    1. Top Secret! (1984)

    Spoof films are dead. Period. I refuse to even discuss their modern state. It is just too painful”¦especially when looking back on a genius piece of comedy filmmaking like Top Secret!. This, of course, is Val Kilmer’s major motion picture debut, Weird Al Yankovic’s favorite movie, and in my humble opinion. the only spoof film to ever rival Airplane! or Blazing Saddles for the number one spot. Not only does this movie showcase the ZAZ team (Jerry Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and David Zucker) at their absolute peak, but it is one of the most inventive and cleverly-made comedy films ever. From the underwater fight scene, to an entire choreographed scene shot in reverse, to the genius opening Beach Boys parody song, Skeet Surfin’, there are scant few comedies, or even films, that can tout such inventiveness and effort. A parody of WW2 spy films and Elvis movies, Top Secret! starred Mr. Kilmer as Nick Rivers, an American pop singer who ventures to Germany and gets mixed up in an anti-Nazi rebellion scheme. Much unlike today’s spoofs, it has it’s own plot, characters, and works completely alone without any outside knowledge of pop culture, recent product placement, and a working knowledge of People Magazine (Damn! I said I wouldn’t talk about it! MEET THE SPARTANS WAS ABYSMAL!) It’s a great movie – shot, directed, and acted with the utmost care for the story and most importantly, the jokes. Top Secret! was made with just as much skill, talent, and effort as any “serious” film, which is sadly how it USED to be.

    Much like Tom Hanks, I think most “young’uns” today don’t realize that Val Kilmer started off his career as a comedic talent. All truly great actors can do comedy, making people think you are serious is nothing compared to making them laugh. Kilmer, as Nick Rivers, is extremely charismatic and completely sharp with his line delivery. So sharp in fact, it is rather surprising that it’s his first film. I’ll admit I don’t know the back story to how Kilmer came about getting this gig, but I would assume that it was his ability to sing and dance like Elvis Presley. Kilmer lends his vocals to almost every song in the movie and very well at that. However, if they hired him for his moves and his voice, what ZAZ might not have realized was Val’s gifted comedic timing. This is best showcased in the romantic scenes versus Hillary his love interest, where almost every line spoken between them is enough to crack up even the coldest fish in the room. Also, not to accuse, but rather to ponder, I’ve always wondered if Kevin Smith paid homage to Top Secret! in his wonderful, almost semi-spoof film, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. To jog your memory, there’re two scenes in JASBSB where the characters break the fourth wall and look at the audience, the first in which Will Ferrell says that the plot sounds like that of some bad movie then looks at the camera. This is completely similar to a Top Secret! scene in which Val Kilmer, speaking to Hilary, completely rehashes the plot of the movie verbally and she responds with “It all sounds like some bad movie,” and they look at the camera. I will just assume that great minds think alike.

    1. Real Genius (1985)

    This film is 1/3 of what I call the William Atherton 80’s Asshole Trilogy (Ghostbusters, Die Hard, Real Genius. He was Peck from Ghostbusters“¦he has no dick.) If it was the 80’s, and William Atherton was an asshole in your movie, then it was probably a great film. Directed by Martha Coolidge, written by film comedy greats Neal Israel and Pat Proft, and shot by genius cinematographer Vilmos Zsigmond (Deliverance, The Deer Hunter, Close Encounters of the Third Kind) Real Genius is a landmark of 80’s style coupled with timeless humor.

    It’s easily Kilmer’s best comedic performance, only edging out Top Secret! and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang by a small margin. Almost every line spoken in this film is endlessly quotable, especially those that derive from Kilmer’s witty yet oddly dry demeanor. Kilmer plays Chris Knight, a college student and one of the top ten minds in the country, yet a completely laid-back, weird kind of guy. Chris Knight as a character is one of the great comedy icons of my generation, underappreciated very much so, but he is smart, zany, but not zany enough to be overblown, thus dating his relevance and wearing thin. Kilmer’s role is a completely spirited portrayal of a real-life sarcastic, wisecracking, pal that any of us could actually know. He’s never “crazy” for crazy’s sake. He doesn’t walk into a room and knock stuff over or yell loud, profane things at will. He is a muted wit, hilarious and weird in almost all that he says, and he tries just little enough to make it all the more funny. When he does have an outburst, it’s earned in the scene or by the character he is addressing. Great writing and a very skilled actor all make this so. There is never a doubt that he isn’t an actual genius; all his actions, even his jokes are spoken for a reason. I might seem a bit deep, or rather pretentious regarding the character, but this film is such a pitch perfect blend of humor, writing, and delivery that it saddens me that I can’t say much the same for anything new in recent memory. It’s a truly unsung comedic performance.

    1. Willow (1988)

    Hands-down, Madmartigan is the greatest character that Val Kilmer’s ever played. Note how I didn’t say it was the best performance. I’ve never understood why Madmartigan isn’t held right up there in the cult hall-of-fame alongside other great geek favorites like Bruce Campbell’s Ash, Kurt Russell’s Snake Plissken, or even say”¦Robert Englund as Freddy. Sure, Madmartigan isn’t the main character of his movie, but he is so damn cool, funny, in over his head, and classically simple with just a hint of morbid asshole charm. As much as I do enjoy the Lord of the Rings to a moderate degree, Ron Howard’s 1988 George Lucas-conceived “flop” Willow is a hundred times better. And yes, I even prefer the special effects and the use of real little people. It’s an all-time favorite, and criminally underrated. I compare LOTR and Willow not because they both dwell in the epic fantasy genre, but rather because, unsurprisingly, Lucas seemed to be stealing from Tolkien (apparently he couldn’t obtain the rights to The Hobbit,) just instead of a ring it was the “fellowship of the baby,” not to mention, Madmartigan could kick Aragorn’s ass no contest. Perhaps Madmartigan would have been more upheld if Willow made serious money and they made a full length spin-off for his character. I would be all for it, but not in 2008; they would just destroy it now. Only within 5 years of Willow‘s release would it have worked. One day maybe enough fans will rediscover Val Kilmer’s great cult character and give Madmartigan the Ash/Evil Dead-esque love he deserves. He is after all…the greatest swordsman who ever lived.

    1. Tombstone (1993)

    Probably one of the all-time greatest Oscar snubs is Val Kilmer not getting nominated for his portrayal of Doc Holiday in George P. Cosmatos’s Tombstone. I know I can’t be alone in thinking this. They will give Johnny Depp a nod for his effeminate, witty, sexy, cool, egotistical Jack Sparrow, but when Val Kilmer does the same thing, much better, a decade earlier as Doc Holiday”¦nothing. If anything, Kilmer’s performance is more “legit” in presumed Academy guidelines; it’s based on a historical figure and is a serious, tragic story. Jack Sparrow is based off an amusement park ride and runs around screaming in a borderline family-fantasy film. It’s possible that people just prefer pirates to cowboys”¦I guess. Tombstone is most certainly one of the best “modern” westerns, alongside Unforgiven. It’s a superb film, it has an excellent cast (Chuck Heston, Kurt Russell, Bill Paxton, Sam Elliot, Michael Biehn), great action, beautiful music, cinematography, and a stellar career-defining performance from Val Kilmer. Once again his sly, comedic delivery shines here, but it’s more the just that. Almost everything Doc says in this movie is delivered with a modicum of mortal fear; you can tell he is a dying man by looking at his demeanor and his eyes just as much as you can from the sickly perspiration dripping off his face. Kilmer plays holiday as an eccentric, speaking about his own death whilst staying cool and still having enough verve to fight and stand up in the face of anything. He is a messy ball of sweat, withering away from tuberculosis, the entire film. However, that never detracts from how much of a joy it is to watch every moment he’s on screen. I consider this to be the best performance of Val Kilmer’s career, beating out his portrayal of Jim Morrison just barely.

    1. The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)

    Please don’t destroy me for this one, I can explain. The reason this made it to my Kilmer top five is simply because it’s my favorite Val Kilmer movies. True Romance, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and Heat aren’t really specific vehicles for Kilmer. God help me, I like this movie much more then The Doors as well. It’s easier to watch if anything. In no way is Kilmer’s role as Col. Patterson one of his best, but I think it was most certainly a memorable one. The Ghost and the Darkness is a much forgotten gem, critically panned I believe, based on a true story about rare man-eating lions that “haunt” the building site of an African bridge and kill more then 100 workers. I’ve read that it’s a pretty accurate account, except of course, for the character of a world famous hunter named Remington (played with some nice grizzled “badassery” by Michael Douglas,) who was created solely for the script. Kilmer plays a gentle man, something we don’t normally see from him as he is usually exerting a morbid social oddity. Col. Patterson’s only aim is to build a bridge connecting “worlds” together. Kilmer plays him with little ego, and a believable absence of any heroism, hence making it all the more powerful when his hand is forced”¦yeah yeah, it’s slightly generic. It’s a starring role for Val Kilmer, yet I put it on the list more for the film as a whole.

    This is a TBS Saturday afternoon movie all the way. The kind of flick you watch while you are eating or trying to fall asleep”¦except this one just happens to be really, surprisingly, good. Pretentious critics be dammed. It’s directed by the often underrated Stephen Hopkins, maker of many great TBS type movies (Predator 2, Judgment Night, Blown Away) and shot absolutely beautifully by Vilmos Zsimond (mentioned above for Real Genius.) The shear glory of Africa is caught in the lens for this flick. Whip me all you want, it’s a great looking movie. It is hard to classify it as either an epic or an action movie, but it most certainly takes its cues from Jaws. As much as I hate to say things like this, it’s Jaws with claws, even down to the method of hiding the lions from the audience until halfway through the film. In fact, some of the shots of the lions themselves are so haunting, and the attacks are so vicious, that it’s more of a horror film then anything. However, what shines most in the movie is the late Jerry Goldsmith’s score. Music so perfectly adapted to the film it was written for is rare, yet Goldsmith goes above and beyond here. The movie itself is extremely well shot and edited”¦but you add in the amazing score and it takes it up to another level. If you hated Val Kilmer, I would still urge you to watch The Ghost and the Darkness only for the amazing music; it’s that good. Why this film was ever panned so badly I will never know. My guess is that much like Waterworld for Costner, this was when people and critics just naturally started saying, “FUCK YOU VAL KILMER!” because they got sick of seeing an actor too many times annually. It was the year that we also had to endure Kilmer in the hilariously bad, yet entertaining, Island of Dr. Moreau remake. How could anyone truly hate that movie? It birthed such a wonderfully hilarious South Park character.

    Honorable Mentions

    Top Gun – Kilmer was Iceman. There was an extremely, and awesomely, homosexual volley ball scene. Kilmer did that random jaw-biting motion in Tom Cruises face. It’s frickin’ Top Gun. Enough said.

    The Doors ““ Perhaps his second greatest performance. Even if you love or hate what Oliver Stone did with the movie, it is still a marvel of method acting.

    True Romance ““ You never see his face, but he is the second greatest fake Elvis ever. The first being his Tombstone co-star Kurt Russell.

    Heat ““ Great film, Val Kilmer is more on the sidelines with this one, but still manages to give a killer performance.

    Kiss Kiss Bang Bang ““ Cool flick that showcased two previously lost talents and only gave the public back one. Perhaps Kilmer needs to be in a comic book movie to revive his career”¦oh wait”¦

    Note: The following films are not mentioned only because I have yet to view them. However, I hear Kilmer gives pretty stellar performances in most or all of these:

    Pollock

    Wonderland

    Spartan

    The Salton Sea

  • Trailer Park: Please Don’t Elect John McCain President

    By Christopher Stipp

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    1. Quick note: Those fly brothers over at ScreenGeeks Radio put me on their radio podcast a couple of weeks ago to talk about Comic-Con 2008. Run, don’t even think of walking, to download my hotness. Seriously, these guys are passionate and love movies plus they’ve got a great attitude when talking about they like or don’t like; it’s such a unique show that it deserves to be one of those you listen to on the treadmill or on your way to grab another dozen doughnuts. Listen to it and be amazed at how much I sound like Romano.

    2. Now, there is movie talk ahead. Trust me.

    If you’re not familiar with “The Obama Nation” by Jerome Corsi do yourself, and your conscious, a favor and start talking about how shoddily its foundation was constructed and how it cares as much about facts as the Nazi’s cared about keeping meticulous records of the number of Jews they exterminated. Don’t worry about not having read it. Just use words like “poorly written”, “fueled by spurious personal opinion” or even “laughable in the way the Republican wheels of incompetence are desperately trying to hold on to their stranglehold to the throats of bumpkins and idiots who don’t know that President Bush is indeed the worst president we’ve ever had.” As Bill Hicks would have said, “This isn’t a matter of taste, or perception, I can prove this on an Etch-A-Sketch.”

    Quite true, Bill. And, for those keeping score at home, let’s hope one of the candidates get you moving in the direction of the voting booth. John McCain is from my state, in fact my family worked on some of that geezer’s furniture for one of those residences he doesn’t know much about, and I don’t want him anywhere near that house on Pennsylvania Avenue. It breaks my heart to know the way the electoral college works, all the fuck tards I live with in this state who would rather keep the Bush legacy alive for another four years will negate my vote for someone who I might be able to be inspired by (Thanks, Founding Fathers! Jerk offs…) that doesn’t mean I’ll not be going to the polls. In fact, I wish to be more active this time around in the divine hope I’ll be able to cut through the bullshit and see which puppet will screw me less come January, the one on the left or the one on the right.

    So what the hell does this mean for movies?

    Absolutely nothing. Well, there is the notion that there is a slight (read: huge) disconnect with the way Hollywood portrays democrats and the reality that is this party for the last eight years. The reality is not a Michael Douglas AMERICAN PRESIDENT kind of person but, rather, they’ve been nothing but capitulating lap dogs who seem to have forgotten how to bring a fight to those who would have no problem labeling them baby eating devil worshipers. James Carville was right when he mentioned that night one of the DNC was devoid of any message. If you want to sum up everything you’ll read about what the democrats will need to do to take back the White House it will be as easy as this: fight the fuck back. This is not a time to try and be rational with a populace who you think will see between the lines because, let’s be honest, the populace is dumb. They’re cattle who don’t know better and if there isn’t anything done about attacking back (this isn’t to say you need to be mean about it. Bringing up Cindy McCain’s drug use would be perfectly fine I would think.) we’re going to have to endure G.W. Bush II which, if you judge his voting record in the senate, is damn near accurate.

    As well, with regard to how this relates to movies, I should make it known that while I haven’t reviewed it here in my column, Oliver Stone’s W. has recently surfaced in trailer form. If you have not yet watched it, I would recommend looking at it and thinking about the ramifications of Stone’s intent to have this released before the election. I’m kind of torn about whether these kinds of movies influence the kind of opinion that would matter. I would almost definitely assert that it wouldn’t. For all the reasons that FAHRENHEIT 9/11 didn’t make the kind of splash its supports through it would it could be the same reasons why this won’t either. It bums me out to admit but honestly could any of you see patrons of this movie staggering out of the film like they’ve been cleansed by some kind of Scientology orientation video? No, but I am hopeful that this will be the kind of film that energizes the base of folks who need to start thinking for themselves, the issues and to get out there and vote. One way or another, people.

    3. Ashley Bouque. I work with this woman and she sent me an amusing Photoshop, even if it does look like it was done by a 7 year-old who just discovered the program, but that’s not why I bring this up.

    I am completely addicted to the show HARD KNOCKS on HBO. I know I am missing some chromosome in that I am not really that enthralled with football. I’m a disgrace to my gender but even though I’ll tolerate the lumbering actions of a pack of meat heads I have been glued to my reality television show, KNOCKS, on my pay cable. It’s following the Dallas Cowboys and I shouldn’t like this program. I shouldn’t.

    But I have been sucked in by the behind-the-scenes drama that has turned some of these players who haven’t been guaranteed a spot on the team into hopefuls that you can’t help but follow like sad puppies who need homes. I think the slickness of the eventual players on the field, with the egos you just love to hate, account for why this sport just doesn’t hold weight for me but KNOCKS pulls back the pomp and circumstance of these padded warriors and, gasp, makes them genuine human beings. I’m about 4 weeks into watching this thing and I cannot get enough. Some of you lazy assholes who think working out is grabbing the remote from the kitchen might not agree but for those of you who have a dream and see it ultimately snatched away because you simply just aren’t that good will absolutely understand why this is reality television worth watching.

    Now, on with the show…

    ROCKNROLLA (2008)

    Director: Guy Ritchie
    Cast: Gerard Butler, Thandie Newton, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, Jeremy Piven, Idris Elba, Tom Wilkinson
    Release:
    October 31, 2008
    Synopsis: When a Russian mobster orchestrates a crooked land deal, millions of dollars are up for grabs, and all of London’s criminal underworld wants in on the action. Everyone from a dangerous crime lord to a sexy accountant, a corrupt politician and down-on-their-luck petty thieves conspire, collude and collide with one another in an effort to get rich quick.

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    Prognosis: Negative. This film looks virtually unwatchable.

    I will mention, as a point of disclosure, that I am a big fan of SNATCH. I thought the film not only brought me to a place where I could appreciate Guy Ritchie’s flavor as a filmmaker but I was astounded at how much Brad Pitt made that film absolutely riveting. It was an amalgam of so many different postmodern crime film elements that you had to wonder what was going to come out of this talented guy. Guy didn’t think, however, to make any changes to his style or tone. I mean, seriously, raise your hand if you think that every Guy Ritchie picture has been just a variation of SNATCH. By the look of palms that are up in the air I would pretty much say all of you agree. And for good reason. I don’t know what a dramatic shift of perspective would mean from this dude but if SWEPT AWAY is any indication he has been to the other side and does not like what he sees.

    This trailer, though, just looks like balls.

    There was some promise in the grittiness of what this movie could be, you have Gerard Butler, Tom Wilkinson, Jeremy Piven and few more supporting guys that know how to carry themselves well enough in ensemble pieces, and the opening shuck and jive of some shirtless wanker with a pistol could have been pretty effective. The narration and, additionally, the definition of a RocknRolla was excellent. I damn near forgave Guy for churning out yet another sequel to SNATCH.

    That’s when Tom Wilkinson enters the picture and it’s like a sack full of quarters smacking you in the nipples: he’s channeling Alan Ford, Brick Top. In cadence, in mannerisms, it’s embarrassing. Now, I know Tom was just there to do a part but Guy’s making a sinister misstep if he thinks no one is going to draw comparisons straight to this.

    Further, now we’re introduced to the New School, whatever the fuck that means. All I know is Tom has a discussion with someone about seven million euros, it gets repeated a couple of times, Thandie Newton is introduced, and I couldn’t care less. It’s a momentum stopper because I have no clue what seven million euros is supposed to mean! There’s nothing to tell me why I should care about any of this.

    But never mind that, Guy seems to say, because here is the Wild Bunch, I guess they’re supposed to be wild, because that’s what they’re called, but it’s without question embarrassing to see Gerard playing the part of some boob, Yeah, I can’t really figure out what he’s supposed to be but shuffling on a dance floor like a complete moron doesn’t help his cause as someone I should give two shits about. It’s almost like those moments where you’re watching something completely embarrassing but this moment is so unrelated to anything going on in the film that I wonder what paint shaker this clip was pulled from. The robbery/carjacking scene doesn’t help, either; Gerard does not play a moron well.

    Then, to add to the flavor of this putrid soup I guess there’s something to do with a missing person, but I can’t really tell by the piss poor execution of how we’re supposed to get a clue to this film’s actual aim. What’s more is that, like in SNATCH, we have lots of colorful characters and, surprise surprise, we even have war criminals on the hunt as well, like in SNATCH.

    I don’t really know what else to say other than it’s a bad sign when I think that the animation and quick cuts at the end of this trailer is perhaps the best thing about this film. There’s no way it could live up to the exciting and scintillating premise that it tries to cook up in its final moments because they already gave me 2+ minutes to completely refute everything it’s trying to sell me.

    Put this in my rental queue and wake me up when it comes in my mailbox.


    EAGLE EYE (2008)

    Director: DJ Caruso
    Cast: Shia LaBeouf, Michelle Monaghan, Rosario Dawson, Anthony Mackie and Billy Bob Thornton
    Release:
    September 26, 2008
    Synopsis: In the fast-paced race-against-time-thriller “Eagle Eye” Shia LaBeouf and Michelle Monaghan are two strangers who become the pawns of a mysterious woman they have never met, but who seems to know their every move. Realizing they are being used to further her diabolical plot, they must work together to outwit the woman before she has them killed.

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    Prognosis: Negative. If you want to know why Hollywood will never be able to shake its superficially-challenged image look no further than this trailer.

    What’s so problematic about this trailer isn’t so much about the lack of coherent plot, there’s enough of that in here, but it’s how unnecessary and stupid the premise seems to be. I get that there are some abominable premises that have made great films but the execution and what I am asked to buy into here is just absurd.

    I damn near bought into the thing as the first few seconds of the trailer seem effective; the cinematography, the absence of a voice over, the way we’re sort of led into our own interpretation of what’s happening on the screen almost got me.

    However, what I initially thought was a unique take on a film like MONEY FOR NOTHING just takes a gimp, lame turn as LaBeouf returns home after scoring big at the ATM only to find sacks and sacks of ammonium nitrate, pistols and scads of other things that would make even a gun runner roll his eyes. Now, here’s where I start having a major problem. As if the ATM moment was something I was willing to accept, it was the ringing cell phone and Shia finding out he has 30 seconds to leave his apartment because the FBI is on its way.

    Huh?

    I can only imagine it was some asshole screenwriter who makes more money in a week to come up with this shit who convinced someone that this was an amazing idea. But, it wouldn’t be so bad, believe it or not, if it wasn’t for the moment after he’s taken into FBI custody (for who knows what besides the obvious) and gives them the whole “It was the one armed man” excuse about being set up for some unknown reason. No, it’s the moment after he gets his one phone call, and it’s that same sultry bitch who told him he had 30 seconds to leave his apartment before telling him he now has 10 seconds to get down.

    Of course, from here it just goes off that special deep end that only movies can do. The office where he’s being held by the FBI gets demolished, no joke, by a fucking crane a la SPIDER-MAN 3. Not only that but there is the most unbelievable moment where the news scroll at street level tells LaBeouf to jump out of the window. So, he jumps. I repeat, after reading that he needs to jump from the window, he jumps.

    I could care less what this movie is supposed to be about. After watching this trailer I cannot think that anything this movie has to offer can be anything worth paying to watch. I understand it’s all about the unbelievable but this film can’t do anything but be the harbinger for the decline of western civilization.

  • Game On!: No School Like The Old School

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    I’ve started this column a few times already, and I realized something: it’s very hard to be motivated to talk about games you like. It’s like reviewing movies or books or music”¦you know you like them, but sometimes, you can’t really express why. It’s much easier to tear apart something you DISlike rather than talk up the stuff you enjoy. Yes, the life of a reviewer is hard”¦but we manage to strive on, even vigilant that we will bring the good news of”¦stuff”¦and”¦things.

    Anyway, lately, I’ve been playing a hell of a lot of Xbox Live”¦and here’s what you should be playing too:

    BIONIC COMMANDO: REARMED – Seriously, if you weren’t a fan of this back in the day, you just weren’t old school. Playing it now will give you an awesome sense of nostalgia, and if you’ve never played it before, don’t let its lack of a jump button deter you. This game takes skill to use the bionic arm to traverse the playing field, and also to thwart your enemy attackers. Play it, live it, love it.

    One Gamer’s Opinion:
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    1942: JOINT STRIKE – Old school shooting at its finest, remade with co-op in mind. WWII bi-planes with serious firepower, power-ups and mad amounts of enemies on screen make it fast, furious, frenetic and fucking fun. Too many f-words to count, but seriously addictive, and ALWAYS awesome with two players to help dish out the damage.

    One Gamer’s Opinion:
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    WOLF ON THE BATTLEFIELD: COMMANDOS 3 ““ Another old school top-down shooter, this time the right analog is your fire button; just aim and go (a la GEOMETRY WARS, but more violent) and rack up the multipliers. These three games have shown that Capcom is playing attention to their old fan-base and really giving retro gamers something familiar and fun on the new consoles. Plus, WOTB includes the beta for the far-to-long-of-a-title SUPER STREET FIGHTER II HYPER TURBO REMIX, which alone is worth the price of admission. Online is smooth (ish) and the graphics get a serious upgrade”¦super sweet.

    One Gamer’s Opinion:
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    ACES OF THE GALAXY ““ More of a new style old shooter”¦a new title that evokes the shmups of yesteryear. Flashy graphics and sound with a slightly on rails ship blasting through space with alternate paths, warp routes and thousands of ships flying at you at super speed. The “behind the ship” view takes some getting used to, but it’s good fun, and another worth playing with a friend.

    One Gamer’s Opinion:
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    Now admittedly, I haven’t gotten the three most talked about games of the month (GEOMETRY WARS EVOLVED 2, BRAID and GALAGA LEGIONS”¦plus CASTLE CRASHERS due this Wednesday) but these are the titles I’ve been playing the most, so I figured you should know about them, since they weren’t as high on the radar as the titles I mention in this paragraph are.

    A few weeks ago, we also saw the release of SOULCALIBUR IV on Xbox 360 and PS3. For those that didn’t quite enjoy the series last entry, the new title is a return to form, as characters are better balanced, and there’s a greater sense of rhythm and skill to each one’s fighting abilities. Sure there are the few cheap characters (Yoda on 360 can’t be grappled, Vader on PS3 is huge but slow, and The Apprentice is just a cheap fighter”¦as is boss Algol) but overall the game is more akin to the TEKKEN series than ever before”¦and that’s a good thing. Button mashing still reigns supreme, but there are benefits once again to actually learning the moves, as counters and parries will save your ass in a handshake. The character creator is also excellent, as numerous copyright infringements can be made to your hearts and battles delight. PS3 eeks out the 360 on control, as it just has the better d-pad, but the analog stick is no slouch”¦but if you’re a fighting purist, you wouldn’t be caught dead using that, but rather a full on arcade stick”¦and that’s the way it should be anyway.

    One Gamer’s Opinion:
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    These next couple of weeks are all leading up t the big holiday gaming season, and with it, some of the best A list titles of the year. STAR WARS: THE FORCE UNLEASHED just dropped a demo that plays like PSI-OPS with Light sabers. FABLE II has a pre-order incentive that allows you a free download of its FABLE II PUB GAMES, a set of three gambling games that allow you to build up your bankroll before the title’s official release. FALLOUT 3 and DEAD SPACE have been showing awesome trailers, GEARS OF WAR 2 is set to light up the online multiplayer again, and LEGO BATMAN is ready to win over the little and big kids as well. The biggest game on my radar? LEFT 4 DEAD, a zombie co-op FPS. Be still my still beating heart.

    THE GAME ON! RATING SYSTEM

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    Ratings From Greatest to Least:

    Kick Ass, Right On, Okay, Eh, and Stinker (aka CRAPTACULAR)

  • TV Or Not TV: 8/25 – 8/31

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    Greetings TV viewers! Welcome to another week of TV or Not TV where we will now turn our attention to the peacock to see what NBC has to offer in the way of new shows for the fall season.

    Since I am a TV critic who has no TV critic clout I will be reviewing this season based on solely on the information available through NBC.com. Ill informed way to critique? Yes. Do I care? Not so much.

    America’s Toughest Jobs (Premieres 8/25) ““America’s Toughest Jobs throws 13 people into the toughest and most extreme jobs out there. The show is brought to us by creator/executive producer Thom Beers (“˜Deadliest Catch,’ “˜Ice Road Truckers‘) so you can bet the contestants are at some point going to be driving on frozen roads. Each week someone gets canned and the annual salary gets thrown in to the winning pot. If you like seeing people suffer from the comfort of your couch than you should enjoy this one.

    Knight Rider (Premieres 9/24) ““ Earlier this year the pilot of this series was shown and the ratings were decent enough for it to be developed into a series. Even though the connection to the original series was forced, this new show is at least true to the concept of the original. There are bad people in the world and one man can make a difference (as long as he has one tricked out high tech car). The most notable name on the cast is the voice of KITT who is played by Val Kilmer but that’s fine because the show is about the car. I still have to say proceed with caution because I’m sure most of the budget for the show is in the CGI of the vehicles effects.

    Kath & Kim (Premieres 10/9) ““ So here’s the deal, the show with the same name in Australia is a big hit and someone is hoping to hit import gold a la The Office. They are trying to stack the show with talent by hiring Molly Shannon, Selma Blair, and John Michael Higgins. Shannon is the attractive divorce in middle-class suburbia whose daughter (Blair) moves back home after her own divorce. I’d watch it to see Higgins alone, but not all imports translate well. Proceed with caution.

    My Own Worst Enemy (Premieres 10/13) ““ OK, so Christian Slater plays Henry, a mild mannered suburban dad. Christian Slater plays Edward, a highly lethal trained operative. Two people, same body, each unaware of the other until (I’m sure) the premiere of the show. I’m not sure which is the greater stretch: the show concept or that they are going to try to also sell us Mike O’Malley as the other incredible operative. Even if the show is good (with the recent announcement that James Cromwell just joined the cast it makes me think it is) I fear the concept alone will keep people away much like they did with last season’s Journeyman.

    Crusoe (Premieres 10/17) ““ You’ve heard about the book Robinson Crusoe right? Well, in a very interesting literary turn of events the peacock is bringing us a 13 part mini-series that is saying it will be true to the literary vision of the source material. The concept sounds great, but we’ll have to wait and see the implementation.

    Now that we’ve taken a glimpse in to the not-so-distant future it is time to set the Wayback machine and take a look at the really not-so-distant-future.

    MONDAY

    FOX ““ 8:00 PM: Next week will be the two hour season premiere of Prison Break so tonight they are giving us the last two hours of last season so we can get all caught up. The first season was stellar, the second season was good, and the third season screamed of budget cuts. Here’s hoping the fourth season recaptures what worked and dumps what didn’t.

    FX ““ 8:00 PM: They say you can never go home, and The Butterfly Effect kind of proved the point when time-travelling Ashton Kutcher changes things in his past and seems to keep screwing up his present. I really dug the movies concept but it’s a story that (even with the alternate ending) just didn’t know how to really wrap things up.

    CMT ““ 8:00 PM: You can get caught up on everything you’ve missed so far tonight with re-airing of Gone Country 2.

    NBC ““ 9:00 PM: As mentioned above, get ready to enjoy the pain and bruising that comes from 13 regular people taking on America’s Toughest Jobs. I still don’t get why they didn’t save the premiere for Labor Day (get it?).

    MTV ““ 10:30 PM: When I first heard that My Super Sweet Sixteen had been Exiled I reveled at the thought of never having to see spoiled brats getting dreamed parties again. Turns out this is almost as good.

    TUESDAY

    ABC Family ““ 11:00 AM: If you didn’t see the first season of the quirky comedy Greek than set your DVR because they are showing the whole shebang today until the 9 PM premiere of season 2.

    OXYGEN ““ 8:00 AM: If Greek is too sweet for you than here’s a real dose of sour with an all day marathon of The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency that is building up to the 10 PM premiere of the new season. The show is a wonderful train wreck to watch as Janice never fails to freak out.

    CW”“ 8:00 PM: I’m not one to really pimp repeats a lot but tonight’s Smallville, as corny as it is, gives us our comic nerd fix with a glimpse at the Justice League.

    CW ““ 9:00 PM: Recommending another repeat? Yes, I am. Reaper replays its season finale where Sam has been targeted by the demon uprising and a shocking turn of events at the end of the show proves that one character may not be who (or what) we thought they were. Since Reaper could come back as soon as October I don’t feel bad recommending this to those that haven’t seen it.

    WEDNESDAY

    FOX ““ 8:00 PM: Two hours of Bones gets us caught up for the premiere of the next season. I’m only mentioning it because it is probably my last chance to type Gormogon, which isn’t nearly as fun to type as it is to say.

    DISC ““ 9:00 PM: Conspiracy theorists won’t like the fact that the MythBusters try to prove (or disprove) whether NASA faked the moon landing. This kind of bums me out because I really enjoy the show more when they blow stuff up.

    THURSDAY

    CBS ““ 8:00 PM: If you’ve never watched an episode of Big Brother you can get an idea about how the show works when they go through every competition in one night that they usually do over the course of one week, and no one has a real chance to plot and scheme.

    FX ““ 8:00 PM: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines may be the movie that the rest forget. Terminator Chronicles acts like it never happened and Terminator Salvation just occurs in the future and won’t have to reference it. If you watch it and expected a different ending, you may want to look at the title of the film one more time.

    CHECK LISTINGS: Obama will be accepting the Democratic nomination at the Democratic National Convention (or the DNC for those with street cred). I’m going to tune in just to see how many times they cut to Hillary for a reaction shot.

    FRIDAY

    SCIFI ““ 8:00 AM: I’m a sucker for a Star Trek marathon but today’s 21 hour Star Trek: Enterprise marathon just baffles me. Shows are shown from all seasons, well out of order, and the show’s finale episode airs 12 hours before the marathon ends. What the heck guys?

    ABC ““ 8:00 PM: Win a Date With Tad Hamilton! (and lose two hours of your life you’ll wish you had back).

    OXYGEN ““ 9:00 PM: Meet Joe Black and say goodbye to three hours of your life you’ll never have again.

    SATURDAY

    NBC ““ 8:00 PM: I really liked Chuck last season and tonight the peacock re-airs the second episode from the first season, title Chuck vs. The Tango. How can you go wrong with a title like that?

    FOX ““ 8:00 PM: Tonight on a very special COPS it’s 20 Years Caught on Tape. Societies deviants, delinquents and inebriated span two decades. Makes me feel good to be an American.

    SUNDAY

    A&E ““ 5:00 PM: It’s a six hour marathon of Gene Simmons Family Jewels. (I’ve tried four different ways to say that and they still all sounded dirty.)

    TLC ““ 7:00 PM: Feeling guilty from this three days weekend’s barbeque feasts so far? TLC is in no way trying to help with Big as Life: Obesity in America followed by two hours of World’s Heaviest Man. Some one pass me another chicken wing.

    CARTOON NETWORK ““ 11:30 PM: At only fifteen minutes it’s very hard for Robot Chicken to fill the void left by last week’s season finale of The Venture Brothers, but at least it tries.

    Will Wilkins is now kind of looking forward to My Own Worst Enemy.

  • Trailer Park: Steve Coogan

    By Christopher Stipp

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    You have to see this film. You just have to.

    One of the things I keep coming back to is that Steve in this movie is a lot like Charles Bovary in “Madame Bovary” by Gustave Flaubert. They’re cuckolded, emotionally beaten yet the two of them share that sense of ignorance that makes them endure. Steve Coogan’s turn as a teacher who is inspired more by the thought of succeeding than the actual succeeding itself makes for a few moments where you’re just pulling for the guy who needs to taste a little bit of triumph. However, it wouldn’t be a comedy if he actually did so it is his continual downward spiral of bad decision after bad decision that makes this not only funny but poignant in that you wonder if he will ever rise above the odds that seem inexorably against him.

    And that’s what makes this movie so vital for people to see themselves. It’s a movie filled with diametric opposites that add to the film’s greater comment on the movies we’ve all seen where the inspirational teacher is the one who brings order to chaos. It’s Steve who brings chaos and he’s wickedly sharp about where to draw the line between believability and complete farce. Dana Marschz is a consummate positive thinker who genuinely believes in the world around him and it’s a story filled with the dark truth about how smart and resourceful students really are, teachers always seem to be the primary fount of inspiration in these films, and how he gets caught up in his own psychological issues to put on the one movie musical where you will honestly be humming the soundtrack on the way out.

    I know a lot has been made of Steve Coogan’s “almost there”-ness here in the States, his brilliance seemingly ignored by everyone with a modicum of influence, but it’s going to be how consistently be funny that will allow people to feel this man’s power as a comic performer who deserves a lot more than he’s been given. Thankfully, HAMLET 2 is all Steve’s to helm and he does so with the kind of orchestration that should have him in more prominent projects. Aside from all that, the man does have a nice ass.

    I met up with Steve the morning after the HAMLET 2 screening at the San Diego Comic-Con and he was thankfully introspective about the work he conducted on the film.

    HAMLET 2 opens today.

    STEVE COOGAN: I heard the reaction was really good.

    CHRISTOPHER STIPP: Yes. loved the movie. I didn’t know what to expect but that’s not what I was expecting.

    COOGAN: Oh good. Great.

    CS: It seems like it’s a chance for you to do what you have done in England for so long. What was your reaction when you got the script and saw what you would be able to do with Dana?

    COOGAN: Well, being on the sidelines of the movie industry here, scripts come my way, I’m pretty low down, but I’m on that list”¦

    [Laughs]

    So scripts come my way and sometimes they are formulatic and they don’t have any heart or backbone or have no attitude ““ they are hacky. And this one came along and it had a real ““ felt like someone had written it from the gut themselves. The voice of the writing was authentic and it made me laugh in a way ““ and I read a lot of scripts and I write comedy so I think I’m a pretty tough audience ““ it made me laugh in a real fresh way.

    It also wasn’t just cynical ““ it was smart and edgy but there’s a little bit of love in there too. I’ve always been a fan of Pam’s writing and I love South Park and Teen America and read other scripts she’s written and I met up with her and was very keen to get the script off the ground. The studios passed on it because they couldn’t see how it could work or who would be right for the part so it was a privately financed movie. That was the only way to get it going because it’s not easy to pitch the movie in one light. It’s hard to describe. People would say, ” What’s it like, an inspiration teacher movie? But there’s laughing. It’s called HAMLET 2. Is it serious? Is it like Hamlet?” And I would say, “Not really, no.” So it’s a tough one. The only thing that makes the movie work is for people to go and see it and tell other people about it. That’s the only way it’s going to work.

    CS: Right. And it’s absolutely something that lends itself ““ it’s got Pam’s sensibility, it’s got that cynical edge – but you’re right and I think one of the things that ““ leading all the way to that final moment when the kids actually put on Hamlet 2 it’s one movie. But, honestly, it was that one moment when Dana ““ the triumphant moment when he says he forgives his own father that it becomes something else entirely but was always there. I think that had one of the most genuine moments I had ever seen in a comedy. Did that come though on the page, that one part that brings everything back?

    COOGAN: Yeah. It was salvation but not in a ““ it’s very difficult to do those things in both a comical to make you laugh but also touch you a little and you can’t do it all the time but there are moments when you can do it and it’s hard but, yes, it did come through on the page and I felt like I wanted to do that character.

    I had a take on it.

    And Andy, Pam and I talked regularly and hung out and talked about all this stuff ““ about our attitude to what’s funny and we just felt very in sync ““ not the cliché of doing things and following your gut instinct. What was great about this is that it was not run by committee ““ it was privately financed ““ no one saying change this, change that and because of that, the film is an authentic voice and not the result of marketing consultants establishing or instilling what’s going to make the movie work. So, it’s just got a feeling of genuine authenticity.

    And still has edge, and takes risk, and sail close to the wind.

    CS: One of the things about Dana is that he seems ““ and that’s other thing about this movie too is that Dana could be almost be a foppish kind of man but the way you played him you root for him ““ you feel kind of bad for him ““ he’s given up alcohol so you obviously have that back story there ““ you feel genuinely for this man who seems to be trying and trying and nothing is working in his life. How did you want to get that across? When you got the script and this Dana is failing ““ a failed actor, can’t even do high school drama right, when you saw it how did you”¦

    COOGAN: What you see is someone who believes in himself ““ someone who is passionate someone – who’s a bit of an ass but not selfish, not cynical, he really believes in something and in that kind of postmodern world it’s very fashionable to blame everything else but he has this, in some ways, a little bit of naivete but another way”¦belief. He has moments of self-doubt but he believes in art, believes in trying to make people’s lives better.

    Well, you can imagine, you can’t see it in the film, you see the head teacher but ““ you imagine that the head teacher is kind of cynical, obviously living in a world where they are just servicing these kind of students, not really inspiring them and he’s trying to inspire them so, however bad his judgment is, and it’s true of his character and true of the movie, there is kind of a ““ he has some sort of a vision, however, skewed or distorted it is. At least he has some idea and some passion and in a way, my theory was ““ I said to Andy, “How will you make the script that people believe that this play from this guy who is a bit of a buffoon? How are they going to believe that this play will become successful?” And he said it’s not really the concept of the play, it’s the fact that it’s done with passion by people who are passion about it – students who are inspired to give the best performances – that itself is just life enhancing. People can be charmed by the sheer chutzpa of something and it just enhances your life having seen it a tiny bit. I think that’s true of the movie and the play within the movie. You can believe that it goes on to become a success.

    CS: I absolutely agree. I think the Gay Men’s Choir of Tucson ““ that was a brilliant musical choice whe
    n they were actually singing, Someone Saved My Life Tonight. It was utterly brilliant.

    COOGAN: When I watched it the first time I thought something you don’t feel when you are making because it all has to be pieced together…This was something ““ you kind of have to stay with the movie because first you really have to find your feet and once it starts motoring, then you are with it and it does build. When I watched it I felt like I really feel for this guy and this strange bizarre mutant play. It touched me. I thought it worked.

    CS: The musical numbers ““ when you saw what you would be doing – the very titles of the songs…

    COOGAN: Again, I was a little nervous some of these songs like Raped in the Face“¦.

    [Laughs]

    Rock Me Sexy Jesus…you have to ““ when you do comedy that is risqué there is a danger that comedy can just be ““ “Look at me, look at me, trying to be offensive.” Almost like adolescent type of comedy. “Get a load of me!” That can be ““ sometimes people who are starting out in comedy or who have the type of comedy that has the potential to be offensive but manages to get the balance right the mistake they make is, “Oh yeah, it’s about pissing people off.” No, it’s not. But when I read it I thought”¦that concerned me but I know enough that to do good comedy ““ comedy that is ambitious you have to be slightly scared by it. When you look at it crazily, like I do, you have to have a little bit of fear because if you’re not worried about it, then chances are you are not really being bold. You have to feel slightly scared. Which I was. But I also knew that if you go forward and run across the hot coals concentrating, as it were, and focusing, then you can come out on a level that is less offensive. So, what should be offensive ends up not being offensive.

    CS: And to that point, one of the things that has made you so recognizable outside of America is your British comedy. Is there really a subtle difference between the comedies between American and British? Especially with Dana as you did this ““ are there sensibilities that you have to be aware of that American audiences respond to?

    COOGAN: Yes, I think so, yeah. I think ““ only subtle ones. I think in the sense that American audiences want to be reassured or given elevation emotionally in the comedies they watch and the characters they like. British are more predicated to losers and failures. We like failures. The British are often more cynical audiences. They tend to shy away from sentiment because they see it as a weakness or morkish or unrealistic or a rose-tinted view. That’s my observation. America is such a huge, huge, the USA is a huge nation ““ so many different tastes there is room for all kinds of comedy. Just by facts of numbers the amount of people in America, the niche taste, the people that want that can be sustained because there are enough people to make economic sense. Programs like Curb Your Enthusiasm can sustain itself.

    But I think just the shear facts of numbers it’s very disparate. You just can’t make generalizations. It’s easy to make a generalization about British comedy because it’s smaller. The taste seems to be a bit more uniform. Over here, people would say “American comedy is not as good as our comedy” but I would say, “Hold on a second.” There is Larry Sanders of Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld”¦consistently good quality ““ even Friends ““ consistently good quality stuff that manages to be both broad ““ I look at South Park, Family Guy”¦they are knocking it out of the park.

    So, like I say the Americans are more professional about it. There is more structure and is more of a business. But that business can produce some really exciting comedy. In Britain, there are a few maverick people who find their voice, find a way for their comedy to come through.

    CS: Who are some of the leading edge guys in Britain?

    COOGAN: Simon Pegg who is here in town is a good friend of mine. Simon supported me when I did my last live tour; he was my support act. He filled in on stage while I was getting changed.

    CS: Really?

    COOGAN: Yeah. If you Google “Steve Coogan Live” you might find some stuff that Simon and I did together.

    And then he went bang. But Simon is someone I worked a lot with about 10 years ago and we share ““ he’s someone who can make me laugh ““ those are the kind of people who can just make you laugh a lot. Sometimes when you meet someone you respect creatively, there’s kind of a competitive edge but what it means is it’s the nicest kind of competition because you both are trying to see who can make the other one laugh the most.

    And you can do things ““ you can indulge in the kind of taboo comedy that you couldn’t really do publicly because you are doing it in a way that you both understand the sophistication and know exactly where the other person is coming from because you know the mechanics. Anyway, he’s a person that is really great. And, there’s Sasha Baron Cohen ““ all these guys I’ve known for a few years. Although I came along a little before they did in the UK. I’m playing catch up with them now.

    CS: And I know we only have a couple minutes left but the last question I really have ““ when people see the movie, especially the way when you read the script, how does Dana change from the beginning where he starts to the end ““ how does he come out through the other side?

    COOGAN: I don’t think he really does change a lot to be honest with you. I think everyone else changes. It’s everyone else ““ he doesn’t become enlightened or change his attitude ““ he stays pretty much true and pure to what he believes in the first place. It was the doubters who fell in line with him. I think he’s just vindicated. Maybe he’s lost some of his neurosis because he finally gets approval. But what’s nice is that however much people knock him or set him back he doesn’t change. He stays true to who he is. Not a lot I guess.

  • Comics & Comics: Tropic Fun-Der

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    Howdy Inter-Webbers. I’m Matt Cohen, and I dig Ben Stiller movies.

    And I don’t (neccesarrily) mean movies starring Ben Stiller. I mean, sure, he’s usually quite funny in anything he’s in, but the level of greatness between, say, Zoolander and Night at the Museum is too great to be measurable. Yes, Stiller is always funny, but every so often, when he gets something to say about it, the man shines. Look at the now four films he has directed, each one a classic in their own right – Reality Bites, Cable Guy, Zoolander, and now his most triumphant effort to date, Tropic Thunder.

    So, as you can guess, I like the movie… a lot. I fully expected to enjoy it, but even I couldn’t fathom just how hysterical this movie would be. And what is it, you may be asking, that makes this movie so damn funny? Well, strap in, sit down, and get ready for another Matt Cohen style review, because this baby’s about to get Tropical, yo!

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    TROPIC THUNDER

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    THE GOOD: Almost everything. With the exception of the uber-brilliant Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Tropic Thunder is the funniest movie of the year. Not only does it pack on the gut-laughs, but there is a real movie in here, too, one with character arcs and set pieces and quite an ingenious script. Many make mention of how “Inside” the film is, but I really think it is accessible enough, so much so that someone in the midwest with no connection to the entertainment industry whatsoever (besides TMZ, of course) would not only get the film, but really enjoy it. Let’s break this sucka down, shall we?

    The Cast

    Ben Stiller: The ringleader of this band of merry men. Stiller in recent years has caught some flack from the “comedy-nerds” for choices, film wise. Many think he has sold out with family friendly fare and lending his voice to animated felines. Who was it that said, “Im not selling out; I’m buying in!”? Stiller seems to be a smart guy, and surely knows what he is doing with his own career. He’s the marquee funny-man now, and that’s fine. He is always likable. However, every once in a while, we get a glimpse of the Stiller we first fell for, the young, bright-eyed lunatic from the Ben Stiller Show. Tropic Thunder, and the role of Tug Speedman, is – fortunately – one of those times. Stiller, though out-shined by RDJ and Black, turns in a great performance, second only to the brilliant (and un-toppable) Derek Zoolander. It’s easy to overlook Stiller amid the zanyness going on, but without him, and the job he turns in, the film would A) Not Exist, and B) Not have that directorial charm that Stiller always exhibits. And that is Stiller’s biggest gift to the film – the directing. Many reviewers have noted that Stiller is a bit out of place as a falling action star (and eerily cut), but not so much as to be jarring to the viewer, in my not so humble opinion. After all, it is his film, and the Tugg character is the star and meatiest role, so I don’t fault him for taking the part. Stiller is as likable an funny in this film as any other, and though he has surrounded himself with IMMENSE talents, he still manages to make the viewer smile and laugh with every line delivered. Solid work from one of the more solid workhorses in comedy.

    RDJ: I have been a fan of this man for years, but in the past 12 months he has quickly skyrocketed to the top of my list for Favorite All-Time Actors. Downey is on the biggest career roll of a lifetime, and it couldn’t happen to a more deserving man. I mean, hell, HE IS IRON MAN! It doesn’t get much bigger then that… or so I thought. RDJ’S Kirk Lazarus is not only one of the single most brilliant comedic performances OF ALL TIME, but its a mind-blowingly complex one to boot. Downey says it best himself in the film – “I’m the dude pretending to be a dude dressed up like another dude.” And we thought Adaptation was meta. When you first heard he would be donning black face, I’m sure you knew the potential for laughs, but OH MY, this thing goes further then I – or I think most people – would have thought it capable. Lazarus is at once so racist and yet so blissfully unaware, that all uncomfort goes immediately out the window and one can’t help but sit in awe and stare at not only of the most complete character performances in recent memory, but one of the most soul-shatteringly funny ones, as well. What makes the role all the more perfect is the fact that Lazarus is a pretty close mirror of the RDJ of the early to late 90’s. When an actor – and a serious one, at that – can find the sense of humor and guts to lampoon themselves, the potential for greatness gets upped twofold. Lazarus doesn’t MAKE the movie, but it wouldn’t be half the film it is without him, or the insane brilliance of RDJ.

    Jack Black: My favorite Jables performance since School of Rock, and quite possibly the most “character” driven work he has done to date. Though Portnoy may be over the top and pretty ridiculous, there are moments of real pathos in there, especially the scene in which he volunteers to be tied to a tree. Jack can always seem to channel a boundless amount of energy on screen, but I think his real crowning achievement here is relaying a sense of anger – something we rarely, if ever, have seen from the Panda man. Without spoiling a major plot line, Black’s character in this film is not the happy go lucky funny man the trailers make him out to be. In fact, he may be the only genuinely “tragic” character in the flick, one that kinda bummed me out at certain moments (in an effective way). Maybe the first time he hasn’t really played himself in a film. Great character, great performance, and some amazing line delivery. Jables holds his own with the big boys.

    Ensemble: There is almost TOO much great supporting work done here to go into each into detail. Needless to say, everyone in this film is at the top of their game in the laughs department. Standouts are as follows…. New favorite Danny McBride who gives us another variation on the same wacky theme with his work here as the films pyrotechnics expert. Knocked Up‘s Jay Baruchel plays the “Squadron’s” rookie actor, the only member of the ensemble who is grounded in reality, and is very much the straight man. To his credit, he comes across extremely likable. Other greats are Nick Nolte, Matthew McConaughey, the always funny Bill Hader, and relative newcomer Brandon T. Davis as Alpa Chino, a part that needs to be seen to be believed. By now I’m sure you have heard about Tom Cruise’s involvement in the film – And it is too brilliant to spoil at all. See it… Career-redeeming work here folks.

    The Plotting: Writers Ben Stiller, Etan Cohen, and Justin Theroux have done really amazing work here. First off, the opening scene sets such a reality (or false reality) that when the comedy does hit, or trickles in, it’s almost unexpected. We buy this world, the character’s places in it, and this is all due to the tremendous job the writers have done in not making this the parody that it so easily could have been. This is a REAL movie with REAL moments in it, despite the tons of hilarious laughs that occur throughout the entire film. Even the logic, which many times in comedies gets overlooked for chuckles, is foolproof here, with each “acting” moment feeding directly into the baddies appropriate response. This isn’t forced conflict or exposition heavy writing, it’s as organic as can be, and it completely reinforcing of not only the concept but the atmosphere Stiller sets as a director. A+ work all around. Can’t wait to see what insanity these boys cook up next.

    The Action: Again, a testament to Stiller’s work, and the DP John Toll’s as well – this silly little comedy feels and looks exactly like the huge budget war epic it’s supposed to portray. Specifically, the line of brutality this film meets, crosses over, and never looks back at. There are moments in this film so gory, so gruesome, and blaringly realistic that shock is an understatement for how the viewer responds. My jaw dropped on multiple occasions, both due to the comedy and onscreen violence, both usually intermingled. This is not a spoof or a parody, my friends – this is a war/action flick that just happens to be one of the funniest movies in recent memory. Awesome stuff.

    THE NOT SO GOOD: Honestly, besides a few jokes failing here and there and one outlandish moment involving a TIVO, the movie is pretty damn flawless – and by that, I don’t mean a perfect film, rather it is exactly what it needs to be… Near two hours of solid laughs.

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    THE BOTTOM LINE: See it, buy it on DVD,and memorize all the lines, cause we have a bonafide classic-in-the-making on our hands here, kids.

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    So you see, friends and neighbors – War isn’t always hell. Sometimes it’s really funny. Tune it in next week when I check out what the end of August has to offer us funny book wise. I can promise smiles… and baked goods.

    Also, if you feel up to it, take a gander at my new personal blog TALES OF ADVENTURE, for the capital of ADHD on the web (and updated about 20 times daily). I promise… stuff. And, as always,

    “Keep em’ bagged and boarded”

    Matt Cohen is currently a single lotus blossom swimming in a sea of tranquility.

  • Trailer Park: Andrew Fleming and Pam Brady of HAMLET 2

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    I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    True story. I took a girl on a date to see THREESOME. Now, for those among you who would give me the benefit of the doubt and think this was an honest mistake if I didn’t know what I was getting into should actually not give me said doubt. I had seen the movie the week prior and thought it was actually a funny, warm, careful examination of self-discovery at a time when it seems like so many of the jokes people make that start “When I was in college…” actually come from. I still value a lot of what the movie was about and what it ultimately had to say. Besides that, the soundtrack was just manna from heaven in the form of a compact disc; where else could you hear U2 mixed in with some Bryan Ferry, New Order, Apache Indian (a sweet track) and one of the greatest songs ever put to CD, The The’s “This Was The Day”? Yeah, I guess the REALITY BITES soundtrack was pretty damn close but Andrew’s film, however, had a little something extra to day about the lives of young people who were caught in that time in their lives when it wasn’t about a career as it was just finding a path that led to where you wanted to go.

    Needless to say, and I wish I were kidding, after seeing the movie I think the girl pegged me for a perv. Que sera, sera.

    On the other side of that spectrum you have Pam Brady. Extracting what part she had in making SOUTH PARK: BIGGER LONGER & UNCUT, along with TEAM AMERICA and many other co-writer credits she has, so sharp is a moot point. Pam, to her credit, knows how to take a subject that needs to be dressed down, stripped, tar and feathered and sent on its way with the kind of pop sensibility others simply can’t manage to do on their own. The reason why South Park has lasted as long as it has is because everyone involved in producing the show know how to make a show that is at once a piece of entertainment and a sly switchblade of social commentary that manages to stay just beneath the veneer of a jolly cartoon show.

    HAMLET 2 marries together the best elements of Andrew Fleming’s directorial skills and Pam’s ability to take a situation an imbue it with a subversive element that is not always readily obvious. From the heart that Steve Coogan gives to the hapless teacher who means so well but is completely, throughly ill-equipped to do anything but mess his own life up to the kids who don’t necessarily fit the archetype of rising above their lot in life the film is simply a wonderful commentary on horrible teacher/student pictures and what it really means to finally face the one thing that has held one man back for so long. Besides, where else can you see Jesus re-enact the KARATE KID crane kick while dancing to a song that you absolutely, positively won’t be able to get out of your head.
    HAMLET 2 opens this Friday, August 22nd.


    CHRISTOPHER STIPP: I saw it last night and loved it. Loved the movie. I think it already was a good movie, but I was just telling Steve [Coogan] that what I thought really brought the movie together was The Gay Men’s Chorus of Tucson singing “Someone Saved My Life Tonight.” I think that was a pivotal point where everything is brought together. When you two were scripting it out, blocking it out, how did you get to that point? Did you have an idea to begin with and how did it eventually had get to that moment?

    ANDREW FLEMING: That song, is the one. The play wasn’t really fleshed out. That song was always in the script from the very first draft

    PAM BRADY: Yeah.

    CS: Really?

    BRADY: But it’s way more emotional. You already knew it was going to be emotional but it seems like a joke. It seems like it would be funny for these guys to sing this. It kinda hits home.

    CS: I was laughing but I got those little hairs on my arms standing up as I realized how important that scene was.

    FLEMING: It’s a great song. And the words are like a poem about “¦..being near suicide from being in a bad relationship and breaking out of it by somebody leaving and that it can save somebody’s life. It wasn’t a joke but I don’t know why that song is so good.

    I always love that thing about music ““ you can do all the legwork but you need the right piece of music to make you feel the right thing at the right time, at the right moment. Music is important. It really is.

    CS: In scripting out Dana, he seems like a guy who would be almost easy to make stereotyped ““ failed actor, failed teacher ““ what was important to you when you wrote it out to not make him a hackneyed kind of character?

    BRADY: We always love delusional characters because we truly love them. I don’t think there was ever any kind of superior feeling. I feel like everyone can kind of get in touch with that part of themselves that feels like they are just not going to make it and feel like a failure but put themselves up and motor through it. So I think the most important part was to never judge him as a character. We always truly pull for him. Know what I mean?

    CS: Yes, exactly.

    BRADY: We are trying to tell a story about someone we actually love as a character and then look at what happens to this guy.

    FLEMING: And then putting on this play, everybody has something they are trying to do and they feel like everybody is against them. Obstacles are thrown in the way and you are just trying to pull through and it’s just chaos. And that play becomes ““ I remember feeling like that making the movie. Like, “You idiot”¦.Get everybody on board!”

    [Laughs]

    BRADY: Yes, and I think everybody has the feeling where you sort of want to be cool and you sort of know ““ like you. You know how you want this interview to go and how you want it to come across but it probably isn’t but we sort of know how to play it a little bit ““ I think that feeling is a universal feeling. I don’t think it’s just me or Andy.

    FLEMING: But it was a reaction to “Let’s do a movie about a teacher ““ What are other teacher movies?” and we were going down this list ““ there actually are some very good ones like BLACKBOARD JUNGLE, TO SIR WITH LOVE. Those are good but it gets worse from there. Some of them are fine movies but there was always like the sense of self-satisfaction or superiority ““ the teacher is there to teach and it’s like that’s really not how it works. The teacher is this person in the room and they are a human beings and they are not inherently superior to their students.

    There was always this sanctimony to those characters.

    BRADY: Yeah. And also that great white hope kind of feeling that we’re going to go into the inner-city school and jack up some kids against the locker to get through to them.

    FLEMING: And teach those ethnics a thing or two.

    BRADY: That’s why we wanted to make sure that Octavio [Joseph Julian Soria] was going to be brown because he was so incredibly high achieving. It’s insulting how it’s presented in movies.

    FLEMING: And the kids are always “types.” And you just peg them and that’s all who they are. And we just wanted to come up with a fresh batch of who those kids are. We actually did a pilot, but it didn’t get picked up, and it was set in high school and we were shooting in Ventura and all of our characters ““ these cute skinny white kids in faux thrift store gear ““ it was actually all from Barney’s. Really adorable.

    BRADY: Very bright colors.

    FLEMING: And they were all done up. A cute bunch of kids but the real kids of the school where we were shooting were all wearing blue and black and all had this kind of attitude. It was like, “Why are we making a movie about them?” They are more interesting and is the reality. Let’s get something going about those kids.

    CS: So it’s set in Tucson ““ I’m from Phoenix.

    FLEMING: Phoenix is a big city ““ a big interesting city. Tucson is not.

    CS: The idea of place ““ that this is where dreams go to die.

    [Laughs]
    BRADY: Does sound rougher when you say it.

    CS: Just speaking from experience. These kids they seem a little bit different ““ like you said ““ high achieving. “We’re going to put it on the big play, things are going to go well…” and so speaking about Steve it was that fine line of keeping the “Hey, look at me…I’m putting on a play about Jesus in Hamlet 2!” It’s a thin line of being subversive but not being obnoxious about it. Was that a problem? Was it effortless to know where that line was or was it back and forth?

    FLEMING: I think we were trying to go for obnoxious.

    [Laughs]

    No everything’s a fine line. I think for us it’s between silliness and sadness or lightness and darkness or something reassuring and heartwarming and something disturbing. Being in the netherworld between those two things is always of interest to us.

    BRADY: And part of the songs too like RAPED IN THE FACE ““ it’s like, “What is the worst thing he could sing right now to this group?” And it’s not deliberately set out to be shocking but we sort of wanted to see how far we could push it. If we were in high school and we saw our teacher was getting in touch with his inner self and wrote a song about being raped in the face that would be pretty shocking. But it all works and it only works because the way he plays it and Andy directed it you feel it’s real. You feel like this guy exists. If he was a joke, it wouldn’t matter.

    FLEMING: It comes from something he said. Some inner feeling he had and it’s an honest image. It’s coming from something he really feels.

    It’s an inappropriate bunch of words to use around minors, of course, but it’s real.

    CS: You’re right. In some ways you are pulling for Dana and he’s such a miserable man ““ one after another, failed this, failed that, but on the other hand he’s someone you genuinely try to root for, he’s trying to quit drinking and he genuinely cares about trying to make a difference. He ends up just getting shafted every which way. So where did you guys say ““ “We got this guy, we want to make him a loveable loser” – but at the end how do you want people to see Dana ““ after the play is done ““ how did you want the audience to look at him ““ like, “Ah, he’s been vindicated”?

    FLEMING: No, I mean he’s had some kind of affirmation and it’s actually very important to us in that last scene he’s still a bit of a boob and he’s still peeing in the sink.

    [Laughs]

    And he’s not really paying attention to what people are saying about protestors and the meaning of being on Broadway and the message. He’s still a bit of an ass but he’s a little happier than he was.

    BRADY: And the fact that that the play becomes about his very destructive relationship with his father and it’s sort of like that he faced that straight on in the only way he knows how and it’s raw and the feelings are raw it’s almost that that’s what the movie is about ““ if you can face it down, then you can overcome it.

    Even if you have no talent.

    CS: It is so cathartic at the end when they were singing that song ““ what pulls it all together is that he’s confronted it. It was like, “I was laughing just moments ago and here’s this great moment that just shines right through.” Honestly, I didn’t get it until that moment happens and then I get it. Hamlet ““ the father, the ghost.

    BRADY: He was haunted by his father.

    CS: So, what came first, Hamlet or Jesus?

    BRADY: That’s a good question.

    FLEMING: I think there was always some talk about Jesus and Jesus being hot”¦.

    [Laughs]

    CS: It’s the truth. Those abs!

    FLEMING: Jesus has been sexualized throughout the millennium.

    BRADY: Yeah. I was raised Catholic and he’s up on that cross and it’s no accident that he’s cut, like a swimmer.

    CS: Describe the collaborative process when you guys came together. Day one when you started to write it out ““ what was that like ““ back and forth? Pam, did you have the idea?

    BRADY: Oh yeah, it was all me.

    [Laughs]

    FLEMING: We were already working together so we just said “Let’s write a script” and went through it step by step and it was a shared madness.

    BRADY: It’s true. I was actually cleaning out Andy’s gutters doing some odd job and he said, “Hey, do you want to come in here?”

    But we started with the character first. It all started with the character. We wanted to find the guy that you would feel the most sorry for.

    FLEMING: Which is good. In the past we told stories and started with structure and then found the character but we built everything around who this guy is, which made it go better and easier and took our time, which is really good. We didn’t have any deadline ““ kept going back to it because we enjoyed it.

    CS: You obviously did because you got someone to independently finance it. You’ve worked with major studios ““ Paramount, what have you ““ What made you think you were going to take this one privately and do something else with it?

    FLEMING: I think we were feeling adrift and we did set it up briefly at New Line. It was mostly to give us a sense of self worth.

    BRADY: I know. That’s true.

    FLEMING: We could have begged.

    BRADY: Just option it for six months.

    FLEMING: Which they did and nothing happened and I think we were very lucky we didn’t make it there because we would have gotten caught in a maelstrom.

    BRADY: We did it for fun. That’s part of the story ““ that we enjoyed it and I think when we work together (we did two pilots together) it’s so much fun except that you keep getting these questions all the time like, ” Why would he do that?” And sometimes with comedy I don’t know. You can’t go to meetings and just defend everything.

    FLEMING: We instinctively, for no logical reason, just realized later that that was a good idea after the fact. We only made HAMLET 2 because it made us laugh.

    BRADY: And with a 2 to make it look like LETHAL WEAPON. That’s the worst idea.

    FLEMING: And we had to go like, ” Wait, what happens in Hamlet?” We actually didn’t do the homework we should have.

    BRADY: I actually watched the Mel Gibson version of it.

    FLEMING: But it turned out to be the perfect play to use. It wasn’t even until the last minute we thought, “Let’s take all these characters and undue the tragedy?” ““ That evolved much later.

    BRADY: But it’s normally towards the end of the process that you realize what you are writing about. What you are trying to say. And the idea that culturally we are taught that everything can be worked through with therapy.

    FLEMING: The Oprah of it all.

    BRADY: But in a way that actually ended up being true with us.

    FLEMING: That’s what I love about that.

    BRADY: Making fun of it.

    FLEMING: It really is frustrating watching Hamlet. It’s like, “Why doesn’t he just get his shit together and work though his stuff?”

    BRADY: Hamlet 1 wouldn’t be a hit today I don’t think. I don’t think the audiences are up for that.

    CS: Although if he was the Dark Knight ““ if it was Batman – it probably could work.

    BRADY: Maybe Christian Bale can play him.

    FLEMING: Christian Bale can play anything.

    [Pam Laughs]

    BRADY: I was going to say something rude but I didn’t. Laughs. I held back because it’s Sunday. The Lord’s day.

    FLEMING: Be nice. We’re being recorded.

    CS: Looking back on it, you have the finished product – you’ve now seen it with audiences – how do you two look at what you’ve done and what you put on the screen? What kind of distance do you have ““ you know, is it thrilling from a personal standpoint in that “We’ve done something that we love and this is what we have to show for it”?

    FLEMING: Basically it’s our way of saying, “Screw you world.”

    BRADY: How funny. I thought you would say it’s a love letter to the world.

    [Laughs]

    BRADY: It’s both. Take that.

    FLEMING: It’s fun. It’s a lot of work to make a movie and at the end of it when people are laughing and telling you that they like it it feels good. There is no denying that.

    BRADY: It fills up all the empty places.

  • Toy Box: DC Direct Deluxe Harley Quinn

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    When my new 13″ Joker and Harley arrived last week, I originally planned on reviewing them together. Makes sense, right? And then I thought about it for more than 10 seconds, and realized that it only made sense to review Harley here. I still have the Joker over at MROTW, but Harley gets her own special treatment here.

    What do you need to know about Harley? Dr. Quinn, mental medicine woman, fell under the spell of Mr. J while he was at Arkham. Sparks flew, and she signed up as his main squeeze. Adding her figure into the 13″ Deluxe line makes great sense, as she’s been a tremendously popular femme fatale since her debut on the animated show. Releasing her at the exact same time as the Joker also makes great sense.

    I’m not quite as sure about their choice for her look, but time will tell. Unlike the Joker, who is a very comic book art based design, she’s much more ‘realistic’ in appearance. While they were released at the same time, the two don’t quite marry up perfectly in the design department.

    You can pick up Harley at your local comic shop, or from one of the fine sponsors I have listed at the end of the review. Suggested retail is $80, but you can expect to pay around $65 – $70.

    DC Direct Deluxe Harley Quinn

    Packaging – ***
    The box is very similar to the rest of the line, and suffers from the same issue of too many twisties. It’s not as big of an issue for Harl as it is for the Joker, because the one across her mid-section doesn’t cause the same type of extreme costume wrinkles, but they’re still annoying.

    The text is decent though, as are the graphics. The boxes are a little thin, and that means they are less likely to stand up to prolonged shelf time, or some shipping situations, but it’s not a major issue.

    Sculpting – ***
    The biggest issue I have with this figure is the head sculpt – it’s all up hill from there. Most of my issues are also aesthetic, so it could very well be that your mileage will vary.

    Harley is very pretty, no doubt about it. In this version, she’s a very non-distinct form of pretty, making it less about her features and more about the makeup. I don’t have an issue with that, but I do wonder if the design choice was the best. This is a very realistic looking head sculpt, and she almost looks like a Sears model dressed up for Halloween. Paired with the much more comic styled Batman, Robin and Joker, she doesn’t quite fit in.

    Along with this basic design issue, I also think the head is a smidge too small. Usually we have the issue of bobble head disease, particularly with female figures, but in reality people do tend to have large heads. Here, with the cowl part of her actual sculpt, the head seems much too small for the 13″ scale body. This is even more noticeable in person than it is in photos.

    But other than those two issues, I’m good to go. The hands are also nicely done, with a good choice of poses that work with the accessories. She’s certainly the nicest Harley in this scale we’ve gotten to date, just not as nice as she could have been for me.

    Paint – ***1/2
    Although the design and sculpt might not be perfect, the paint is certainly very clean. Harley’s trademark white makeup with black mask and red/black lips looks terrific, with a consistent application and fairly clean cut lines. There’s a little blip here and there, but without very careful inspection you won’t see it.

    Her eyes are nice and straight, looking slightly up at you, adding to her seductive nature. The lips are done in the two tone style, but it blends very nicely. This is the sort of paint job that can make a mediocre sculpt much better than it is.

    Articulation – ***
    This is the same female body we recently saw with Batgirl, and it works pretty well for a superheroine. The body is a little too wide in the hips, something that’s more noticable with Harley than with Batgirl, who had a cape to add some width to her upper body, but the proportions do lend it a seductive quality that you like in your evil female characters.

    In fact, I still prefer this body over the male body for more than just the obvious reasons. The ball jointed neck works nicely, and the hips allow for more backward movement than with the male body.

    Oh, she still has a couple issues I’d love to see resolved, like the cut wrists, but I can live with this version for the time being. And yes, she is slightly shorter than the 13″ male figures at 12 1/2 inches tall, but she still towers over normal sixth scale.

    Accessories – ***
    Harley comes with a surprisingly nice assortment, and in fact, the whole Deluxe line seems to be getting better and better in this category.

    She comes with not one but two sets of swappable hands. There’s the attached gripping hands, plus a set of fists, as well as a gesturing left hand and a gun grip right hand. They pop on and off relatively easily, but stay in place during posing. Scale is good, and the various poses selected are useful.

    There’s also her large wooden hammer, a common weapon for Harley. It’s a great sculpt, and while it’s a little small, you should be able to find plenty of posing potential.

    Harley also likes a gun, and she gets a nice, goofy cartoony version. Of course, there’s a bit of a mismatch with the very realistic head sculpt, but the gun is still pretty damn sweet. It also opens, and can be loaded with the included bullets. Mine doesn’t stay closed particularly well though, so I have to take care not to lose any of the very small cartridges.

    Finally, she has her display stand. I’m not one to use them, but if you are, the basic black stand with her name on the base looks fine and works pretty well.

    Outfit – ***
    Harley doesn’t sport a complex outfit, but it’s certainly a recognizable one.

    Her tights fit well, and are made from high quality material. The vinyl booties work much better here than they did on the batgirl release, and she can actually stand in them just fine. Her fluffy white cuffs are not sewn to the suit, so they can be easily removed and repositioned. That was a smart move, since in swapping the hands back and forth, you probably would have tore them loose.

    Her collar has the little puffballs sewn at the end of each loop, but these threads are quite thin. I managed to pull one loose about 10 seconds after she was out of the box, which you can see in the photos. I’m not much of a seamstress, so it’s going to be more effort than I like to think to get the damn thing back on.

    Since her cowl is part of the sculpt, I already covered that in the earlier section. But it’s worth noting here that the threads holding the balls on the ends of ‘horns’ seem much sturdier than those on her collar.

    Fun Factor – ***
    Like her beau, Harley retains all the things that make a good sixth scale figure, just at a collector’s price point. And she kicks the crap out of the Barbie version of Harley, which was actually supposed to be a toy.

    Value – **
    The increasing prices are going to really hurt this line, and I suspect that many collectors will get much, much choosier. It isn’t quite as bad with Harley as it is with the guys, since she costs a smidge less still. Even at around $65 though, a lot of folks are going to balk.

    Things to Watch Out For –
    Those damn little balls on her collar fall off mighty easy, as you can see in my photos. And once they do, you’ll need some sewing skills to get them attached again.

    Overall – ***
    Even with my issues around her head sculpt (which really does remind me of someone in a costume) and the higher price point, I’m still quite pleased with the purchase. The basic quality of the Deluxe line has really improved over the last two or three releases, and they are making changes where appropriate. Unfortunately, the higher price point may kill this line when those damn bendy hands couldn’t.

    Where to Buy –
    You have a number of online choices if your LCS either doesn’t have her, or is charging an arm and a leg:

    Urban Collector has her for $64.

    CornerStoreComics has him at $64 as well.

    YouBuyNow has her at $76.

    – For the UK folks, Forbidden Planet has her listed at 58 GBP.

    Related Links –
    Obviously, the most related is the review of the Joker, but there’s plenty of other reviews of 13″ Deluxe figures, like the DK Movie versions of Batman and Joker, Bizarro, Green Arrow, Robin, two versions of Batgirl, as well as Batman himself in the old school 70’s outfit, Nightwing, a guest review of Catwoman, and my reviews of the Martian Manhunter, Two Face, Batman Begins and classic Batman.