While the boys are waiting for their shiny new recording equipment to arrive they have a chat with Quick Stop Duck-In-Charge Mr. Ken Plume sur la telephone. There’s not much in the way of preparation or content but plenty in the way of innuendo. The Cabin Fever romance continues unabated and also unrequited while Aaron admits his desire to dress-up for the camera. This one is perfect for anyone with a short attention span…

With the guys getting kicked out of their regular recording haunt, they are forced to resort to more unorthodox methods. So while they await their shiny new recording equipment to arrive from overseas, they take part in a far-less-kinky-than-it-sounds three-way with Quick Stop head honcho Ken Plume. Economic downturns are discussed, as are Brian’s smelly house pants…

Our Undynamic duo celebrate their eventual march into adulthood with a rather low-key affair. They discuss their mutual sexual desire, what a biscuit must do to avoid cake tax, accident-prone elevator frequenters, their mutual sexual desire, Tasmin Archer, double-barrel penii, their mutual sexual desire, JC Chasez, their technical idiocy, Aaron’s love of deepthroat and the side-effects thereof, Vampirella, and at least a dozen unrelated subjects. Joel Moss & JC Chasez provide some much-needed musical interludes…

Aaron’s luggage arrives home safe and sound from Texas, almost as if t’were made of sapient pearwood. As a result our dynamic duo get a first listen of the CD-shaped sex wee that is Waking The Giants, the new album from their favourite band, The Tastydactyls. In keeping with the tasty theme, they take their first tentative steps into the world of Slim Jims, Beef Jerky, and other assorted edible bodily waste while on air, in order to preserve their reactions so that they may be studied long after they have succumbed to food poisoning…

Aaron returns to Irish shores to find The Rev huddled in a corner of the studio, crying and unwashed. After a few hours of snuggling and reassurances that he’ll never leave again, the two guys get down to the regular business of spouting nonsense. They discuss the plight of atomic suicidal deer and how they pertain to M. Night Shyamalan’s latest effort, A’Tuin the tortoise’s 40-a-day smoking habit, vaginal appendix extraction, suicide robots, and another thrilling installment of “You Put What Where?!” There’s also some good music from Jayk, Marner Brown and Friday Night Lights…

As if his abandonment issues weren’t bad enough, Brian was left to fend for himself this week. And so, along with guest-host Shona Conway, he went out the night before in order to drown his sorrows. The following 40-minutes are a result of their shared hangovers. Expect bile to be spat about sexuality, nakedness, transsexualism, novelty panties, fight-starting lesbians and fish tacos. Also, there’s a belt of something awkward in some poor unfortunate’s hair for good measure…

Aaron arrives in Texas and decides to take the opportunity by the hairy ones and do a show sans-Brian. Old friends of the show, The Tastydactyls, hang out with some of their buddies and things get a little messy. There’s talk of state-shaped breakfast, bear suits, and the ability to hypnotize free money out of shops. Despite the fact that we had several musicians in the studio, we have a song from guys who weren’t there – Veloura. Keep an ear out for another Cabin Fever competition to win a free CD and come back real soon for Brian’s response to Aaron’s absence.

Recorded on the eve of St. Patrick’s Day, also known around the world as drinking day, our not-so-dynamic duo are both hungover and in the mood for mischief. They take on the task of bringing news of a… private matter from around the world, while also settling some scores with young upstarts trying to move in on their turf. Don’t understand? Listen on. You’ll also have the pleasure of listening to music from Insane Ian B, The Impersonals, and a return of Joel Moss. Don’t forget our “Cabin Fever: Clothe Us” competition – check the forum for details. Top o’ the mornin’ to ye!

Thankfully, the boys had enough time to record this week, despite technoheads taking up their studio time. This week there’s a lot of talk about relieving yourself on trains in India, your own pants, and numerous other places. Nothing new there, then. Aaron breaks some geek rules and isn’t too sure if he’s done the right thing, while Brian strips off within the first 5 minutes. Good times! We have the first ever Cabin Fever Competition (check the forum for rules and conditions) and music from Joel Moss, Caleb Lee and Tobacco Road. And the show is free! What more could you ask for? Huh!?

This week, our intrepid heroes experience that most Irish of phenomenona – Murphy’s Law. What can go tits up, does this week – be it song intro rambling or an interruption from The Duck Upstairs. They discuss lurking pythons, vampiric tax men, and explain how homosexuality causes earthquakes… all the while waiting for the sky to fall. If music doth sooth the savage beast, then… er… they have good music. Tim Cameron and “CJ” provide some awesome audio entertainment, and there’s a world exclusive of The Tastydactyls awesomesauce new single. Enjoy, and please refrain from breaking any mirrors…

This week’s show is a little bit crazy. Aaron decides to take over musical duties, resulting in the rocking of the cheapest instrument ever. You can stop the madness by sending your songs or getting in touch on our myspace page (myspace.com/cabinfeverradio). Brian has to face his prejudices against the perfectly nice actor Josh Peck. This battle gets a little ugly. Needless to say, there may one day be a re-match. This one was recorded on the day of the Oscars so don’t laugh at us if we’re wrong about anything. Enjoy!

And so we’re back from outer space. Don’t turn around now with that sad look upon your face. We can blame the delay of episode 12 purely on the fact that Aaron went on a trip to Belgium (no, he wasn’t “In Bruge”). However, we came back with a little wizzbang show containing pedophilic elephants, handlebar mustachioed air-hostesses and talk of an odd statue Aaron found on holidays. There’s music from the likes of Credit, The Bad Habits and, Jasper McVain. Good times! As always if you like what you hear, then drop us a line. We’re whores for props so feed this machine!

This week, the boys are joined in the studio by Ian Cooke (part-time soap opera actor, full time friend of ours). We have news of belly-button-cocaine smugglers, cousins doing it in the road, and a lot of bragging that people are actually listening to us now. Most of it is quite good, except Aaron loses the ability to talk with words that are real and making sure that he’s playing the song he’s talking about. Good times. You get music from Cheapskate, Blue Sun, The Bluetones, and a special submission of a possible Cabin Fever theme tune. Hope you enjoy!

In the following hour of recording we manage to trawl the depths of good taste with conversation involving Brian’s bowel movements, our taxi-driver’s casual racism, and news of a woman found guilty of tearing a man’s scrotum from his body with her bare hands. To break up this high class entertainment, you’ll also find music from New Amusement, Joe Doyle, The Wynd, and The Tastydactyls.

We’re back. A new year, the same old s—. The boys had a little end of year revue and talk about some of the things that they remember about ‘07. We give some shout outs to a few peeps at QuickStopEntertainment.com and a little oath to come back a bit more regularly now that the festive (drunken) season is over. And if you don’t get some of the in-jokes… I’m sorry, we hadn’t seen each other in a while and things get out of hand. It’d take far too long to explain what we’re talking about. We just promise to get back to our normal ranting next time.

Aaron was talking out of his arse. Expect talk of Jessica Alba, Christmas presents, and gargling to the tune of Star Trek.

Kinda… We had a back log of stupid news from around the world due to our recent tardiness. So this show is a little longer than usual (or it probably should be). Hark, as we talk about drop-kicking kittens, downloading sheep, and dogs shooting people. An hour long episode of Cabin Fever? Listen at your own risk!

Yes, despite being about 2 weeks late, the show is here! Sound isn’t amazing, quality isn’t amazing. But you know what? It’s f—ing here! The issues with putting them up turned out to be a simple click of a button too many. Aaron will be whipped mercilessly for penance. So as long as you don’t forget that what we’re talking about happened last month, I think you might enjoy this one. Expect another show soon to make up for our tardiness.

Another installment of the giggle filled gobbledygook that is Cabin Fever. This week we wax lyrical about the idiocy of The Panel show, scrotal tears, and the glory that is the return of that beautiful piece of chocolate, Wispa. Look out for a very short cameo by our Scottish pal Bruce and marvel as Aaron talks way too close to the mic and Brian talks much too far away from it. Oh the professionalism!

I’m finally getting around to posting this weeks show. We recorded it in the early part of last week, with only 3 days between it and the previous recording. Hectic. This week myself and Brian chat about semen, Halo 3, and the movies coming up over the next year that are getting me excited (leading back to the first topic on the list). Hope you enjoy.

Show Three is here. We usually record our show on Sunday nights but we thought we’d try getting up at 8:30am on a Saturday morning and go to the station… It seemed like a good idea at the time… This week we have more of the same, a plethora of unrelated news and our unhinged opinions on them. Expect sex with gloves, our love of all things Affleck, and a going away party for Jose Mourinho. Pardon Aaron’s stuffed nose though. He’s still moving house and is allergic to the dust.

Who knew they’d let us near a mic again? I celebrate every one of these we get to make. As mentioned previously this week’s show is a little more somber due to outside influences but we’re still finding our “voice”, if you will, so hopefully you can allow us these teething problems. So here it is. Drugged up Grandmothers, flaming Russians and an admission of our (totally) hetero-love for Patrick Warburton.

So here it is, in all its rough and ready format. We may have worked out the kinks to getting it online, but we haven’t quite worked out the kinks to recording the thing. So expect much improved quality in the future. In the mean time though expect sexual monkeys, frisky dingoes, a plea for the head of Luke Wilson and a song to break it up in the middle. Cabin Fever Radio, Show One!