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  • Trailer Park: Chris Anderson Wants You To Be FREE

    By Christopher Stipp

    The Archives, Right Here

    I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    And now, you can follow me on TWITTER under the name: Stipp

    Item #1

    geekGeek Monthly.

    The magazine graciously let me write another piece for their publication and I couldn’t be more thankful. This entry, off my last one which chronicled the hosts of Attack of the Show, explored the events of the documentarians who made the film Don’t You Forget About Me.

    Chronicling the films of John Hughes and using a series of interviews with the players who helped bring the stories to life, the article in Geek Monthly delves into where John Went, what made his movies so enduring and why, oddly enough, his films were savaged in the press by critics when they came out.

    The article really delves into the process of just making a documentary, much less one about John Hughes, and what you find out along the way to making a finished film. There are some surprises with who didn’t want to participate in the making of this movie but there is more than enough insight into John’s processes and picks of who would eventually become Long Duk Dong, Jake Ryan and The Princess from THE BREAKFAST CLUB.

    If you happen to see the magazine at your local bookstore, grocery store, newsstand, wherever finer publications are sold, please feel free to give it a read and let me know what you think.

    Hope you enjoy it…

    ITEM #2

    battleI have some wonderful giveaways since leaving all of you for Comic-Con.

    First on the list is Battlestar Galactica 4.5 on Blu-ray. I can’t purport to be knowledgeable about this series as I completely missed the boat on it. I had never seen an episode until people were in a frenzy around the time the finale aired and it feels like I’ve just failed at staying on top of the cultural zeitgeist.

    That matters none as I’ve got many copies of 4.5 on Blu-ray to give away so if you want to experience the explosion of geekery that was the finale of this program please shoot me a note at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and I’ll enter you to win a copy.

    A product description from Amazon:

    “All will be revealed as the thrilling final episodes of Battlestar Galactica 4.5 land on DVD. From their initial action-packed battles against the Cylons to their desperate attempts to find the fabled 13th colony, Earth, a determined band of human survivors has captivated audiences everywhere with their desperate quest to find a new home for their dwindling numbers. Join them now as the fleet journeys into the furthest reaches of unexplored space and faces a crucial decision that will change all of their lives irrevocably. Presented uninterrupted in Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround Sound, this epic 4-disc set contains over 10 hours of intense, groundbreaking DVD features, including extended episodes that never aired – a must own addition to every fan’s collection. Relive the anticipation, the action and the excitement of this groundbreaking series that is destined to live on as “one of the best dramas on TV.””

    Second on the list is FAST & FURIOUS.

    fast_and_furiousAgain, this movie = missed boat for me. I was a big fan of the silliness that was THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS and could not have dug the loud and flashy film even more than I did. What had started as a curious indulgence has now come full circle as Paul Walker and Vin Diesel are back again to show how “teh” awesome their whips are.

    If you have a jones to see these two back together again for the first time please e-mail me at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and I’ll enter you to win a copy of the movie on DVD.

    A product description from Amazon:

    “Vin Diesel and Paul Walker reteam with Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster for the ultimate chapter of the franchise built on speed! When fugitive Dominic Toretto (Diesel) returns to Los Angeles to avenge a loved one’s death, it reignites his feud with agent Brian O’Conner (Walker). But, as they race through crowded city streets and across international lines, they must test their loyalties by joining together to bring down a shared enemy. From big rig heists to precision tunnel crawls, Fast & Furious takes you back into the high-octane world, which lives for speed, drives for the rush and breaks all the rules!”

    Third, PINOCCHIO.

    pinocchioHonestly, if I have to explain this one you don’t deserve to have it in your collection.

    This one is on Blu-ray so if you’re lacking this one in your collection you know what you need to do. I cannot explain how sharp and dramatic the experience is to see this in Blu-ray goodness so I hope if you have a player you angle to get this one on your shelf.

    A product description from Amazon:

    Celebrate the 70th anniversary of Walt Disney’s Pinocchio! The legendary masterpiece that inspired millions to believe in their dreams has reawakened with an all-new, state-of-the-art digital restoration that shines brilliantly on 2-disc DVD. Now, for the first time ever, the richly detailed animation, unforgettable award-winning music When You Wish Upon A Star and heartwarming adventure-filled story comes to life like never before. Plus, all-new dazzling bonus features transport you into Pinocchio’s fantastic world! Join Geppetto’s beloved puppet with Jiminy Cricket as his guide on a thrilling quest that tests Pinocchio’s bravery, loyalty and honesty, virtues he must learn to become a real boy. The one and only Pinocchio will live on forever in the heart of anyone who has wished upon a star.

    Bonus Features include the Pinocchio Knows Trivia Challenge, an all-new Making Of Pinocchio, the Sweat Box, Walt Disney’s Artistic Review Process, Disney View, Expand Your Viewing Experience Beyond The Original Aspect Ratio Of The Film, Cine-Explore, Disney BD-Live: Connect, Explore And Interact, all-new When You Wish Upon A Star; Music Video Performed By Meaghan Jette Martin, Pinocchio’s Puzzles Game, 18 Puzzles In A Multi-Tiered Game, Pinocchio’s Matter Of Facts Discover More About Pinocchio’s World With Pop-Up Trivia, Never-Before-Seen Deleted Scenes, Alternate Ending”

    Fourth, Coraline.

    coralineI would harpoon anyone who has anything short of great praise for this film. Henry Selick really is one of those masters of his craft who has taken a style of animation like stop-motion and turned it into an art form of which he’s in a small group of those who can turn lifeless figures into breathing individuals that just happen not to be real. Toss on the fact that this edition includes glasses so you can enjoy the immerse experience at home and you’ve got yourself a sale. On that note, I have a few copies to give away to those who want to see the film that should have received more love at the box office this year. Send me an e-mail and I’ll enter you in the drawing.

    A product description from Amazon:

    “As covetous children are often warned: “Be careful what you wish for.” It’s this very cautionary wisdom that sets the stage for Henry Selick’s CORALINE, an eerily eye-popping stop-motion animation tale of fractured dreams and families made whole. As the films opens, Coraline Jones (voiced by Dakota Fanning) and her parents (Teri Hatcher, John Hodgman) have moved into the Pink Palace, a once-vibrant boarding house that’s turned drab and dilapidated. As her parents work feverishly on a new gardening catalog, the bored and belligerent Coraline is admonished to explore her new world’s possibilities. Along the way she meets her fellow tenants, including two aging English showgirls and a mouse-training Russian acrobat, as well as an outcast neighborhood boy named Wybie. But it is a mysterious hidden door that most piques Coraline’s interest–a gateway to a parallel world where her “other” parents and neighbors live only to see Coraline well fed and endlessly entertained. All is not cakes and carnivals for Coraline, though, and the black buttons that have replaced the eyes of these otherworldly imitations hint at darker intentions. When these intentions are revealed, Cora and a friendly magical cat use their wits and willpower to defeat Coraline’s wicked “other mother” and restore balance in the real world. Based on Neil Gaiman’s beloved children’s novel, director Selick (THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS) uses the stop-motion technique to bring CORALINE to life with amazing visual and emotional depth. The result is a frightfully magical adventure that will give the whole family plenty to shriek, cheer, and talk about.”

    CHRIS ANDERSON – INTERVIEW

    It’s not often when I talk to someone who reminds me of the professors I used to cower from when I was in graduate school.

    The real smart, analytical kind that not only make you feel slightly unnerved as you speak to them, the computational thoughts that seem to be churning just behind their eyes as they espouse that which has garnered them a tenured position in the field of academia, but the ones that make you grateful if you’re able to synthesize what they’re saying and understand its implications. Talking to Chris Anderson, editor-in-chief of Wired Magazine and whose new book FREE examines the relationship between consumer culture and the idea that downward prices for consumables like music, news, you name it, there is a very real sense that what he’s talking about is simply the logical progression of the adage that “information wants to be free.”

    As Chris would say to Adam Carolla on Adam’s podcast there is an inverse afoot in the digital realm where before the Internet you would give a sample of your product and then expect the masses to come and consume it. Now, you’re seeing the opposite as marketers virtually give it all away and hope for a small minority which will subsidize the whole. It’s a brave new economy in that people have to embrace the idea that these counter-intuitive ideas now exist as the basic fundamentals for making it in the digital age.

    Anderson, without question, was a sport in entertaining questions with a student like myself who is simply trying to wrap my feeble mind around his progressive observations that, if you believe it and I just happen to be a disciple of it, mean a dramatic shift in the economic landscape as we forge ahead, looking to understand how consumer habits are dictating the reality of the digital age. So don’t just take my word about free culture, go over to TechCrunch to see how you can get a copy of his book absolutely free for your Kindle. And, for those without a Kindle (namely, me) you can read it at no cost through their site.

    free-chris-anderson-thumb-300x445-90541CHRISTOPHER STIPP: I’m fascinated from top to bottom with your ideas and what you are thinking about where we are going with our free culture. Could you tell me how this book germinated for you? How it came about?

    CHRIS ANDERSON: It kind of evolved from The Long Tail, my first book, which is explosion of choice and variety that happened once we broke past 20th century distribution models and that of infinite shelf space. That sort of cultural evolution was driven by the underlying economics of the Internet, which is it has room for everything. And, the only way you can have infinite shelf space or room for everything and therefore unlock the demand for the non-traditional non-blockbuster fare is to have it cost almost nothing. The only way you can be indiscriminate in how you use your shelf space is if shelf space is free. It was kind of an aside in The Long Tail but I’m thinking more about it and just observing that’s what virtual free distribution did – it changed our world and basically that everything online is free. Google is free and Yahoo! is free all these big companies are free. I realized it kind of created a country sized economy built on the price of zero dollars.

    On one hand it’s obvious and on the other hand it’s sort of like, “OK, we built a country sized economy built on free – around free – surely there is an economic model for that.” So I did a little research because economics is what I turn to first and there was nothing. There is there’s no such thing as a free lunch, etc., and I was like, that seems buggy. That it doesn’t work in theory but it works in practice? What’s going on here? So I was doing more and more research on the economics of free and basically found that it was predicted 200 years earlier but no one thought it was really possible until we ended up with this economy, which is everything getting cheaper over time. That’s one of those economic complications that we don’t think about very often which is that in the Adams economy everything gets more expensive over time – people’s time and places and minerals and resources and things like that. As a result, free becomes inevitable. All the trend lines point down. And this struck me as being kind of important and the fact that no one else had written a book on it or really did much research on it whatsoever struck me exactly the permission to do it myself.

    CS: Exactly. And I wanted to jump on that point – something you just brought up was one of my favorite books from last year was Freakonomics.

    ANDERSON: Yes.

    CS: I think it laid out practical application…the practical math of what is really happening out there. In your research of doing this book did you ever butt heads with theoretical practice versus what is really going on out there?

    ANDERSON: Traditional economics is basically monetary economics. There is nothing wrong with economics. The problem with economics is it’s not a unified theory. It does not explain everything in the world. The great thing about [Steven] Levitt and [Stephen] Dubner is that they took the economic toolkit and looked at domains that economics doesn’t typically look at, like social behavior, drugs, gangs and things like that. Online, it’s not the monster economy by and large. We use the term economy as a metaphor. There are very few people out there who actually try to apply the tools of economics to quantify the intent and reputation of economies and figure out how they might transfer – exchange currency from one economy to the other. So the problem is not that there is anything wrong with economics but the economists are not bothering to apply their own tools to these domains. And in my own feeble way, that’s what I attempt to do is take these tried and true tools and apply them to worlds that basically academic economists loath to enter.

    CS: As you were writing the book you obviously had thoughts in your own head – everyone talks about scientists who come up with a hypothesis and then go out to prove it and discover things along the way…Were there any big surprises as you were delving deeper in this as you were writing your book?

    chrisanderson-250ANDERSON: Yes and this is not a theory and The Long Tail is not a theory. Obviously, The Long Tail existed before my book and the free economy existed before my book. It’s simply a framework to simply explain why it works and how it came to be and where it’s going. So there are no testable theories for free. There is the existence proof all around us. The book largely explains why the free economy came to be and it’s not based on somebody’s philosophical position, more based on the law of gravity in the digital market. And then it focuses on how to make money around that, the sort of paradox that people have a hard time getting their head around that you can make money around free, which those of us in the media business shouldn’t be surprised at all. Radio is free. Television is free. I’m standing here on a street corner looking at boxes of free weekly newspapers, so nothing new about making money around free in the media business but people beyond the media are sort of stunned that it might work, that it’s crazy and silly.

    CS: Speaking of media companies…There’s been a lot of talk of how to move to a blend of paid content vs. free content on news serving sites. As the debate rages, where do you think, is there a healthy medium between paid content and free content online?

    ANDERSON: There’s no one size fits all. The last chapter of the book talks about free in an economic crisis. Particularly from a full ad supported to what’s called freemium. I would not venture to give newspapers any advice on what they should do. In my day job as a magazine editor we are 100% free online and we charge a low highly subsidized price in print. So it’s mostly supported by our advertisers, but not entirely supported by advertisers in print and entirely supported by advertisers on line. So we put our practice what we preach. The online version is the free version which is the sampler of the superior print version because of the photography and design and all that.

    And same for books.

    The book will be free in digital form as a sampler for the superior, for many people, print version. And my start-up companies are all based on the free model where we give away something for free and sell something else. I think newspapers are going to have to figure out what people are willing to pay for. It’s not like they made a mistake. If only the newspaper industry had gotten together in a big room in 1995 or 1993 and said, “Let’s never, none of us give away free content.” It wouldn’t have changed the world, it would have just made them irrelevant even faster. So this is not bad policy, this is the animal forces of digital economics at work here. Newspapers were built on the scarcity model where they had the monopoly access to consumers because of their distribution channels – print newspaper, trucks, newsstands and things like that. Their problem is that they simply lost their monopoly. So have we in the magazine business. There are lots of people that can produce information, lots of other ways to distribute the information. We now have an explosion of competition and that’s the problem. You can try charging but it’s very hard to charge monopoly rent when you don’t have a monopoly.

    CS: Pointing to some of the bigger issues tackling some print publications how is Wired weathering the storm of retrenchment of some advertisers who are shifting dollars? Are you seeing a shift from print to more on line spending from advertisers?

    ANDERSON: We are Wired. We have one of the first digital media sites. We invented the banner ad and we have a big and popular site as well, so you can imagine our revenue balance is more equal than it might be for most publications. But we are still 1/3 web in terms of revenue.

    normal_chris_andersonCS: Are you finding more advertisers more receptive to online advertising insofar that there is something more tangible that people are getting, that there’s an ROI where you can at least prove people are seeing it, people are clicking and acting with it.

    ANDERSON: I think we’ve been able to see integrated packages. Web plus print and create not just banner ads but creative making of ads that work in both those formats. That’s something we can do and something that is of value and people will pay more for. If people want absolute measurable, only pay for performance, they will go for dual action. I think people in our space tend to be brand advertising, taking advantage of the medium – sort of visually impactful ads in print. Online we tend to be creative in the ads we help them make.

    CS: I’d like to shift a gear or two – since I also write in a movie space there was a big story months ago when a work-in-progress copy of Wolverine leaked out, it hit the Internet and people downloaded to their heart’s content. Looking at something like this, do things like this help or hinder a product’s eventual release, as Fox said it would, and I apologize if it seems like I’m mixing piracy with the free model.

    ANDERSON: Piracy is solid. It’s a form of enforced free, right? The marketplace – placing the price of zero on your product whether you like it or not. To answer your question, does piracy help?

    CS: Yes.

    ANDERSON: Again, one size doesn’t fit all. There are some instances where piracy does help. In China, for example – there’s a chapter in my book about China and Brazil – in China where piracy is rampant musicians have largely stop fighting and use piracy as a way to create celebrity and they are not selling the product but are selling themselves as celebrity in things like endorsements and appearances and concerts and commercial gigs, i.e., commercial gigs and things like that. China has embraced piracy as a form of marketing. I do not think Microsoft has embraced piracy. But Microsoft has recognized that piracy in countries that don’t have a lot of money is probably creating a market for the future when that country develops – China being a good example. As for the Wolverine, I couldn’t possibly say. I don’t think anybody can. It’s mixed obviously.

    CS: And in the same kind of artist realm, the idea of iTunes – I think you said it best by saying that they at least, regardless of their arbitrary $.99 model that they at least freed up the log jam with digital media. Did iTunes really help people to understand or help people be more comfortable in this sort of digital space?

    ANDERSON: Actually, I think iTunes is like making the consumption of digital music online as simple and straightforward with predictable pricing and nicely integrated with hardware – that was a necessary first step in getting mainstream acceptance. I think they have now switched to dynamic pricing or variable pricing rather, is a very healthy second step because we now all get the concept and as you say, it’s time to move beyond the arbitrary pricing of one size fits all. So I think, I’m not a zealot about these things. When you shift from one model to the next, it’s kind of messy and you have to go step by step and have lots of compromises and “in the middle” solutions along the way. So iTunes version 1 was not economically optimal, but it was what the marketplace needed to get to make that shift. iTunes version 10 or 20 or whatever will be will be in a few years will be much more closer to what economists call the optimum – the right balance of choice and filters and pricing and free even, as you are starting to see with iPhone apps. That really touches all the opportunities in digital distribution.

    CS: And I was actually going to bring that up regarding a lot of the free iPhone applications business model based on free isn’t a bad thing because if you allow someone to use it, it’s an example of the cream will rise to the top and if somebody likes your product enough, they will pay for it.

    ANDERSON: I think iPhone apps are a great example. The most successful have now fallen into the premium model with things like Tap Tap Tap Revolution where you have two versions of the product. You have a free sampler, which is limited in some way, and for those who like it, you can upgrade to the paid version or you buy tracks or things like that. Because the apps are smaller and more modest in scope it’s easier for small teams to create them and create versions of them and to take chances with phrasing, etc. I think you will see a lot of innovation in the economics of digital content happening in the iPhone app because they are small and can take risks and are willing to do things and experiment that an EA or a Microsoft might not.

    CS: It seems to be the bigger you are the less accepting you are of this model and I think here of some ideas of music corporations – you have big names like Radiohead and Nine Inch Nails releasing free albums but if any Johnny Podunk who makes a living at this is less resistant to thinking that this is a good idea.

    ANDERSON: Yes, that’s right. The blockbuster model worked for the blockbuster content. However, almost everybody failed that test. Fantastic. Go Rolling Stones but 99.9% of bands never had a chance in that model so they were not well served in the blockbuster model – only might be better served in the free model.

    CS: And now, I think the free model fits well with some acts – you hear it more and more and people now are realizing that they don’t make any money off the music but where they do make it is on the ancillary streams – the touring and the merchandising.

    ANDERSON: Precisely. I think Tim O’Reilly, the publisher, was one of the first to say that the enemy of the art is not the piracy it’s the obscurity. The reality is that people create stuff for whatever reason – attention, fun, expression…you name it – the first thing people want is to be heard. They want to be seen, they want to be read or they want to be appreciated in one way or another. In the old model where you had to be a commercial proposition and a very strong commercial proposition to get any distribution whatsoever, almost everybody failed that test and therefore they not only didn’t get money they didn’t get any of the non-monetary assets either – the attention and reputation. Now, by taking money off the table and saying “I’m willing to distribute for free” you can at least get those other things. You can at least get an audience. Once you get an audience then you have many more options in how to make money.

    CS: The idea, and China, fascinates me so I’d love to get your thoughts on the country as a whole. It seems to be that they figured out, like you said, they basically created a free economy. Do you see if American could ever adopt – I wouldn’t say wholesale – they have no trademark laws so you see what have you – can any of that fly here do you think?

    ANDERSON: Well, sure. It happens not because Congress changes the rules or a police force decides to stop enforcing the rules but because we as creators, opt out. That’s what open source is and creative commons are. We have decided not to exercise our creative copyrights. Everything I do outside of my day job and that work for publishers is given away without creative commons or gpl or some other open source license. I choose not to exercise my copyright. I choose to give it all away. As does everyone on Flicker, and Wikipedia, etc. You are seeing a phenomenon by which we as a culture are choosing to abandon these intellectual copyrights without any legislation whatsoever.

    chris_andersonCS: Do you make a distinction, is it semantic – I’m just spittballing here – is it semantic when people talk about piracy vs. it being out there for people to consume – you should be in trouble if you think about touching that free product that’s out there? I don’t know how to put it in words, but is there a difference between piracy and let’s say an album is out there and I take it, is it bad and should I go to jail for it because it was out there to begin with? Who’s to blame?

    ANDERSON: It comes down to intent, right? If the artist put the MP3 on BitTorrent with the hope that people would download it, then that’s not piracy. If the artist chose not to and very much hoped no one would put it on BitTorrent but someone did anyway, that is piracy. The problem is that unless you encode the content with something explicit like a creative commons license you can’t tell one from the other. You can’t tell which of those MP3’s the artist is delighted that you will listen to or which they are horrified by. So again, it’s a messy in-between state where the intent of the creator is hard to follow or know.

    CS: Right, exactly. Where each copy – one that was legitimately paid for and one that wasn’t.

    ANDERSON: Right. I am delighted to know that my book, The Long Tail, was the number one pirated book in June of last year in China. I was absolutely delighted, couldn’t have been more excited because that was authentic – authentic demand. The fact that pirates took it upon themselves to photocopy, print, bind and distribute – they don’t do it because someone made them, they do it because there is demand for it and that was real street credit. I need to apologize to my Chinese publisher for my attitude but the street kid in me, you just can’t buy that kind of credibility, that the pirates love my book. How much money was I losing? Effectively, zero. I hadn’t expected to make any money in China anyway. So that was kind of cool that it was heavily pirated in China. I felt that I struck a chord with an audience that is extremely discriminating. So you can’t tell that, you can’t look at the book and know that I was absolutely delighted to see it – the pirated book – all pirated books look the same, that is, pirated. From my perspective it wasn’t pirated. It was given to the people and distributed in their own way.

    CS: Why do you think it struck a chord with them? Did you get a response back? Here were are – a big capitalist society, you wrote a book from this perspective, what resonated with them?

    ANDERSON: I don’t know. I’d like to think that they are fascinated by everything digital these days. I think the translation was pretty good. I think it translated to Dragon’s Tail – really awesome title translation in Chinese that struck a chord – who knows? I’m just glad it did.

    CS: I know I have to wrap it up and I don’t want to take too much more of your time but when you were finished with this book and looked at where you started and where you ended, did your opinions, thoughts, now that you have your finished product, are you seeing things in a different way, about where we are going digitally?

    ANDERSON: When I started the book I thought it would be like The Long Tail basically – pretty hardcore economic theory – math and physics with a veneer of examples. Instead this one turned out to be more narrative – more storytelling – lots of history. The book goes back to Macedonia. It goes back a long way as we as a concept wrestle with the concept of zero and free. We were a non-monetary economy for a millennia before we became a monetary economy. It ended up being a much more interesting sweep through history with free as my lens, which was a lot of fun. But I didn’t do it in public all that much. I wasn’t doing a math analysis in real time. I was just studying history which is fascinating. That was a surprise that it was built on history and the other surprise was as I went through the objections to free – how many people feel real emotional and angry or a mixed feelings about free – how much there is negative baggage around that – with every book, something takes over the debate and I answer to it for the next two years so with The Long Tail, it was, “OK, smart guy, fix the music industry.” The music industry became the beast that threatened to overwhelm The Long Tail debates. It’s a lot more than music but people tend to reduce it down to the music industry is in decline, the long tail didn’t save it. So, that was kind of annoying. But that’s understandable. This one, Free, I’m afraid it’s going to be the decline of newspapers. They are going to be like “Free isn’t working for the newspapers therefore the theory can’t work” which is like, “Oh boy, where do I start?” I think 3 years ago it was “OK, smart guy, fix the music industry” and now it’s going to be “OK, smart guy, fix the newspaper industry” or more to the point with the decline of the newspaper industry or seen as a proxy for everything online mixed together. Which is just so wrong. As you know there’s a lot more to the media industry than newspapers and a lot more to the internet than the media industry, but so be it. Better be part of a debate than not.

    CS: If I could ask just one more question it would be now that as you were writing it, did you ever find a good example of a cultural that has gone above and beyond, I mean almost a free society? You said you went back to Macedonia, was there something that came close to a true free society?

    ANDERSON: There’s load of them. Again, free goes back to the Romans. In modern days, free is all around us. I am not charging you for this call. You are not charging me for your time. Almost all the interactions we have everyday with our family and friends and colleagues and co-workers is done without pay. They are done as part of the barter economy. I’m giving you some of my time because I am hoping you will do something useful with this and propagate my ideas in someway and you give me your time because you hope I will help you do your job or whatever. And the truth is that money is just one of the dimensions on which we work everyday and often not the most important one. People were stunned that Wikipedia could be created for free. People were stunned but they shouldn’t have been. The fact that people will not only work, but do great work, for no money if you incentify them properly is the true story of the history of the world and the only surprise is that it is a surprise.

  • Toy Box: Top 10 Best – and Worst – from SDCC 2009

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    As every geek on the planet knows, last week was the San Diego Comic-Con, the biggest hootinerdy in pop culture and geekdom of the year. I’ve been going every year for more than a decade now, and this was their 40th anniversary. As always, it was exhausting, it was frustrating, and it was a blast.

    If you head over to my site, you can find my complete photo coverage of the show, including the displays of Hasbro, Sideshow, Mattel and many others. Today I’ll briefly cover my Top Ten Best and Worst of the Con starting with my ‘bests’, but in no particular order:

    1 – okay, I lied. This is my number one, no doubt about it. Regular readers know I’m a huge Batman fan, and Toynami was showing off their large scale Batwing and Batmobile. They looked about 1/8th or 1/9th scale, and they were gorgeous. They are only making 500 though, and I’m betting you could buy a 1:1 scale used car for what they’ll cost. But one can always dream!

    2 – Let’s stick with Toynami for a moment, and their newly showcased Cinemaquette of Superman, as played by Christopher Reeves. Is it expensive? Oh, yes my dear, very expensive. We’re talking better than a grand, but less than two. Once the sticker shock wears off though, you can begin to appreciate the beauty of this quarter scale marvel. While the one at the con had a pretty plain base, Toynami tells me that they’ll be adding some ‘ice crystals’ jutting upward, ala the Fortress of Solitude.

    3 – Jumping over to Sideshow, they had on display their new 1:1 scale Darth Vader. Damn, he looked good. Oh, I thought the helmet looked a little off, but the realism in the alternate scarred head was just outstanding.

    4 – I’m going to stick with Sideshow for another one – the Premium Format Abomination. Here’s a character I don’t care about personally, but the size, mass and beauty of this PF will take anyone’s breath away. “Whoa” is always going to be the first thing out of someone’s mouth when they see this bad boy, and your kids will have nightmares about him coming to life in the middle of the night. What more could you ask for?

    5 – The movie Trick R Treat, by Michael Dougherty, has been almost in theaters or on DVD for over three years now. For those of us that love great horror, it’s been a painful wait, all the more so because we’ve been teased with not one but TWO action figures based on the main character, Sam! Well, it finally comes to DVD in October (let’s keep our fingers crossed) and there was a special screening at Comic-Con. Yes, it’s a very funny, gory, original horror flick that I really enjoyed, enough so that I’ll pick up the DVD to add it to the collection. And Anna Paquin, pre True Blood, gets chased by a vampire. How prophetic is that?

    6 – I didn’t make it to many panels this year, and I’ll be bitching about that a bit more in the Ten Worsts, but one panel I did make was for Lost. I’ve hit their panel every year since before the show first aired, and they’ve always done a terrific job of giving the fans a funny, enjoyable hour or so. Yea, they never give away too much, but they make up for it with some nifty presentations and funny back and forth dialog. This year was their last panel, so it was a bit sad, but I’m sure this creative team will bring us more great shows in the future. Until then, I’m going to be glued to the final season of Lost!

    7 – One of my favorite Con exclusives is the Weta guns, based on the designs of Greg Broadmore. I could never afford one of the full size guns, which run in price from several hundred to several thousand, so the smaller and less expensive con exclusives were my only alternative. Ah, but Greg has heard our cries of pain! Weta will be producing full sized plastic version of their guns that will retail for less than $100 each, and they had one on display at the show. It was quite impressive, and I expect great things from this line. Finally, I’ll be able to own a Grordbort’s Raygun and not end up in divorce court because of it!

    8 – While many other companies held back and were working from limited budgets, Kotobukiya really stepped up their presence. With a larger booth, more product, and a number of interactive activities (including an on site live sculpting demonstration), Kotobukiya went from a quiet, subdued exhibitor to noisy, active participant in one swoop.

    9 – Before Comic-con started, I ran a poll as to what company people were most looking forward to hearing new stuff from. The clear winner, with 38% of the vote, was Sideshow (and Hot Toys, since Hot Toys displays at Sideshow’s booth). The second place company was Mattel, way back at 18%.

    Before the con started, I closed the poll. Once it was complete, I started a new poll to see what most folks were NOW looking forward to. Sideshow has managed to remain in first place…so far. But Mattel has made a commanding rush toward first, now just a few percent behind the front runner. How did they do it? With an extremely good showing at the con. They had a ton of DC product on all fronts, they showed some terrific MOTUC figures, their Ghostbusters line is looking good, and they have the new much talked about Avatar license. They went from a distinct second to the potential of first by showing off great new product – simple as that. Being a big DC fan, I was extremely happy to see all the support for the license across multiple sizes and styles of figures.

    10 – Another company that re-emerged for me was DC Direct. I haven’t picked up much product from them in the last couple years outside of Batman Black and White statues, but they had an excellent showing of product, including their 13″ deluxe figures. They also showed off a large Batman vs Killer Croc statue that is going to be a must have for me.

    So that’s what I loved this year. Ah, but there was some suckitude as well, and here’s my ten worsts, again in no particular order:

    1 – the fine folks from Elite Security continue to work their hardest to redefine the meaning of the word. Just about everyone who goes to the Con comes back with a bad, annoying or just plain ridiculous story about the security folks at the show. While some of it has to do with the individuals involved, I think most of it is simply a mis-managed company that provides little to no training, guidance or procedure to its employees. There has to be an alternative in San Diego, and the con promoters need to find it.

    2 – Usually, I hit several panels every day of the con. Not this year – the lines were simply insane. As much as I wanted to attend the panel for Big Bang Theory, Avatar or True Blood (and believe me, I really, really wanted to be there), I wasn’t going to spend two or more hours waiting to get in, only to be turned away. This is the ONE thing that will kill SDCC – attendees not being able to see the panels once they’ve made the trip.

    By next year, they need to get this under control, or the sheer size of the show will cause it to collapse. Friends and I discussed this all weekend, and I’m sure it was a topic with just about every other attendee. I see two possible alternatives:

    I – set up the opportunity to sign up for panels when you register. This is a process employed by other large conventions, like Oracle Open World. Your badge is coded with the panels you’ve signed up for, and there’s a card reader at the door. This one will cost them money and time, but give you the opportunity to have a guaranteed seat if you sign up early enough.

    II – broadcast the key panels into other rooms, much like how they do the Masquerade on Saturday night. They could even explore broadcasting it into larger rooms in the nearby Hilton and Marriot, where they have started holding sessions already.

    I know some folks would like to see them clear the rooms between each panel, but I don’t think it’s logistically possible. They used to do that when the show was half this size, and the amount of time it required was already delaying their daily schedule. I know there are more (and probably better) options than the two I came up with, but the Con folks must get on this problem for 2010 and get on it now, as it’s easily the largest risk they face.

    3 – Many of the things I’ll be mentioning in the worsts all roll up to the overall effect the economy is having on the industry. It was apparent everywhere, from limited budgets to do show marketing, to some missing major players (remember Sci-Fi aka SyFy’s big booth from years past? Nope, not this year…) to rehashed product, the overall effects of the economic downturn was one of the big downers.

    4 – Several companies that are normally always there were missing this year, and the one I thought was the most telling was McFarlane Toys. Todd was still there, and he did a signing or two, but the company had no real presence. Just another sad sign that the company that once set the bar in action figures that all others tried to meet is quickly becoming a non-issue.

    5 – Another outcome of the bad economy was the ton of recycled or slightly less than new announcements. Products like the quarter scale Harry Potter and Voldemort from Gentle Giant have been seeing the cons for a couple years now, so while it was nice to see Voldemort join them, it didn’t mean a whole lot. Let’s see you actually get the first two out before we worry about the next one, ‘kay? It wasn’t just Gentle Giant, as lots of companies were showing the same product as last year that still hasn’t been released.

    6 – As I mentioned with the panels, there were plenty of crowds all around. Wednesday night was easily the worst, with everyone packed on the floor for Preview Night, and not much in the way of panels to draw them off. The lines for exclusives were, at times, nuts, and I have another of my handy dandy suggestions.

    The companies know how many exhibitors there will be, and they should be able to produce about the right number of exclusives (given a limit) for that group. Instead of putting off the exhibitors, welcome them early, selling the exclusives to them BEFORE the show opens. Don’t let them buy DURING. Set a limit, keep them to that limit, and let them make their purchases separate from the rest of us. That will shorten the lines for the regular patrons, and yet take nothing away from them, since the companies should still be able to accurately gauge (perhaps even better) how many they need to produce. As it is now, exhibitors flock to the lines right at opening, clogging up the system for the rest of the day for everyone else.

    7 – Another company disappointment was Enterbay. They had a few of their current figures displayed through one of their distributors, but there was only things we’ve already seen, like Bruce Lee, Kato and Godfather. There were zero new announcements, and I think they really missed the ball on this one. I know that there’s a huge toy show over in Tokyo during this same period and that takes away a lot of the Asian company concentration, but considering the size of the American market (and potential market), I think Enterbay needs to show it a bit more attention.

    8 – For me, the con exclusives were far less appealing than in past years. Of course, this is a disappointment that varies from individual to individual, but for me there was clearly less that interested me. And considering how much there is out there that does interest me (it’s not like I only collect one type of toy or figure), that probably says a lot about the overall situation.

    There were still a few companies that managed to snag my dollars, like Sideshow and Mattel, but in past years I would ship home four large boxes of ‘must haves’ back home. This year, there were only two. While this made my wallet and wife happy, it made my heart sad.

    9 – the missing voice actors from Futurama. They normally are there each year, and part of the funniest panel…instead, because of the dispute over their contracts for the new Futurama episodes, they were a no show. The studio has put out casting calls to replace them, but I’m hoping this is merely a negotiation ploy to try to scare them. I mean, they couldn’t possibly be stupid enough to think they could recast the voices of the main characters, and the show wouldn’t fail? Right? Right? RIGHT?

    10 – the con prices. I don’t mean the price of the Con itself, but the prices of everything around it, driven by the high attendance. Three dollars for a bottle of water? Seriously? Two dollars for a cookie? Really? And don’t even get me started on the inflation rate on all the hotel rooms for this one week of the year. I already mentioned that the top issue that could kill the con was being able to get into the panels, but pricing out the average person is a damn close second.

    So that’s my top 10 bests and worsts for this year – what’s yours?

    If you’re looking for coverage of the goodies shown this year, be sure to head over to my site and check it out!

  • TV Or Not TV: 7/27 – 8/2

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    Welcome to another edition of TV or Not TV where I wasn’t anywhere near San Diego this weekend.

    I’m not exactly sure when the San Diego Comic-Con became the entertainment experience juggernaut that is has but once again another year has come and gone without my being in attendance. Every year I long to go but being a person that lives a life of social seclusion I admit some trepedition to the thought of queueing in long lines to sit in on the many panels that different show runners / guests hold. After spending another year sitting outside of this fish-bowl I realize that since I’m not the kind of guy to try to get Vork to sign my The Guild t-shirt I can get the highlights of spoiler information from articles without the travel, hassle and lines that come from being there.

    The bargain hunter in me longs to go for the endless supply of useless crap that they hand out. You know the stuff I mean? The things that seem really cool when you are there on the floor but when you get home you discover that your Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince canvas bag is overflowing with glowing bouncie-balls and a Burger King style crown featuring the cast of New Moon. Let’s face it, the stuff is future land-fill.

    Truth be told I’d still love to go to Comic-Con one year, but in the interim if you hit up Entertainment Weekly or E! Online you can find out the information you would have hoped to have gained and you may even find a video or two of the panels I would have never had the patience to get in to.

    Let’s turn away from the gathering of awesomeness that I once again snubbed and instead examine the sea of ineptitude that I like to call this week’s viewing choices.

    MONDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: It’s the event I’ve not watched all season for when The Bachellorette finally decides which of her two suitors she will be entwined with for at least the next two weeks in the media with. I know, I’m such a romantic.

    TBS – 10:00 PM: Now that My Name is Earl has been unceramoniously dismissed from NBC tune in with me for the final hour of Earl‘s (thankfully) short stay in prison.

    HIST – 9:00 PM: Winner of “Best Show Title of the Week” goes to Sex in ’69: Sexual Revolution in America.

    TUESDAY

    DISNEY – 7:00 PM: Looks like the house of mouse is trying to capture that coveted 3 to 13 year old little girl demographic with the airing of Return to Neverland followed by the Tinkerbelle movie.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: If you’ve been following America’s Got Talent than I’m sure you won’t mind agreeing with me that it, in fact, does not.

    USA – 8:00 PM: This week’s award for “Most Confusing Sounding Double Feature” goes to USA network with the airing of The Break-Up followed by 50 First Dates.

    CBS – 10;00 PM: In case you missed Medium when it was virtually ignored by NBC during its last season you can catch it Tuesday nights until its Friday night fall premiere on CBS. Tonight’s episode involving daughter Ariel‘s health class partner gave me quite the chuckle the first time around and the episode has a good and solid kick in the gutt kind of ending.

    WEDNESDAY

    E! – 8:00 PM: Flash back with me and watch 50 Cutest Child Stars: All Grown Up followed by Favorite Child Stars: Where Are They Now?

    ANIMAL PLANET – 9:00 PM: It’s Parasite city tonight on Monsters Inside Me.

    TLC – 8:00 PM: The “Oddest Night of Subsequent Programming” award for this week goes to The Tinniest Toddlers followed by I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant and Toddlers & Tiaras.

    THURSDAY

    CBS – 8:00 PM: Another nut is kicked out of the asylum tonight on Big Brother 11. Want to play a fun game with me? Pay close attention to all the ways that host Julie Chen seems to be trying to cover up her pregnant belly.

    NBC – 8:30 PM: The 30 Rock/The Office block party is broken up with repeats of Parks and Recreation. Since I gave up on it last season I may as well see it through now, right?

    KQEDDT2 – 8:00 PM: This night’s winner of “Best Show Name that Sounds Nothing Like What it’s About” goes to Okie Noodling, a documentary about Oklahoma fisherman that use their bare hands to catch their underwater prey.

    FRIDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Another NBC show returns in repeats with Southland airing it again from the beginning here on Friday night.

    AMC – 8:00 PM: One of the best and most surprising movies for me to come out of 2001 was Training Day. I can watch it again and again but the harshness of it makes me want to curl up in a ball.

    ANIMAL PLANET – 10:00 PM: Even though it originally bowed in May, the winner of the award for “Show Name that Could Be a Porn” goes to River Monsters: Amazon Flesh Eaters.

    SATURDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: There’s nothing like tapping into the hottest thing from 2005. Regular people take on the pros in a game of poker, hoping for the million dollar cash prize, in Face the Ace. Pretty soon we really are going to see things like Strip Solitaire aren’t we?

    TRAVEL – 8:00 PM: The “Funniest Pairing of Channel and Movie” award goes to the Travel channel for tonight’s airing of National Lampoon’s Vacation.

    ABC – 10:00 PM: Just as I was getting used to enjoying Castle at this time the alphabet net has decided to burn off the remaining episodes of Dirty Sexy Money. Here’s the last one of the two remaining.

    SUNDAY

    MSNBC – 8:00 PM: The “Creepiest Marathon” award goes out to tonight’s three hour block of To Catch A Predator.

    ABC – 9:00 PM: The alphabet merges science fiction with Private Practice in their new space series Defying Gravity. Hey, at least Ron Livingston from Office Space is in it.

    NBC – 9:00 PM: THE STORM is still out there! Hide underground! (Really, why did you keep watching after Merlin anyway?)

    DISCOVERY – 9:00 PM: You may want to not have a steak dinner tonight as Shark Week kicks off with Blood in the Water. I know, tasty huh?

    Will Wilkins may have has some portions not relevant to the outcome of the game cut for time purposes.

  • Trailer Park: (500) DAYS OF SUMMER and a $50,000 Gift Card

    By Christopher Stipp

    The Archives, Right Here

    I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    McCafe MY Day – REDUX

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    You are not seeing double, my friends, this is indeed a reprint from last week. I am all about winning this thing and need a last weekend push to try and snag the big prize.

    How often have I asked anything of you? Not much, not many, not very often.

    I need something from many of you: votes.

    What’s in it for you is lots and lots and lots of movies and, if I actually win this thing, 15 films.

    What happened was that I was futzing at home on my computer one afternoon after hearing that McDonald’s was going to be entering the coffee market. I don’t like coffee, I eschew everything coffee, I can’t relate to anyone anywhere when they talk about their morning fix and I certainly don’t understand the long queues that build up for people waiting in line to get that brown beverage.

    But what I can and do love is my iced mochas.

    That’s a drink I understand kicking down a door to get at if the time’s right.

    So, I found out that McDonald’s was offering iced mochas and a short time after I procured one I entered their McCafeYourDay contest. The contest wanted to know why you deserved to have your day, essentially, made better with $50,000.

    Well, I was coming off some fairly heady financial woes, those of you who have been affected by the recession know how much this thing has messed around with more than just one aspect of your life, and just wrote a passionate mini-missive about why I thought I deserved to win. They wanted a picture to go along with it and I uploaded one at the same time when I entered.

    I forgot about the contest a couple weeks after sending my entry in. Didn’t even give it a second thought.

    Lo and behold, a couple of weeks ago I received a FedEx in the mail letting me know I was a finalist in this contest. I had forgotten about what the prize was, forgotten about what I wrote and, just a few days ago, was on a call letting me know that my story was was going to compete with 4 others at Mcdonaldsmccafeyourday.com. I was just as shocked as anyone and was caught completely unaware that I even made it through the gauntlet of over 12,000 people who entered this contest.

    Voting goes from now until July 26th and you can use every e-mail in your arsenal once every 24 hours. The longer version of my story will be up at azcentral.com this weekend and I’ll be profiled in the local Scottsdale Republic here if you happen to live in the Scottsdale area. It’s a sappy story, one that’s a little too sensitive for me to copy and paste in here but here is what I want to offer anyone who is willing to toss a few votes my way.

    I am giving away a cinematic cavalcade of DVDs to one person who can send me a screenshot of their vote confirmation from their e-mail box. I will enter every screenshot for a drawing to get this pile. There is incentive galore at your fingertips so I hope if you have a church group, a room full of shut-ins with access to a computer or an honest way of spreading the word I will not only appreciate it but I will reward the effort with a glorious compendium of free movies.

    Go straight here (http://www.mcdonaldsmccafeyourday.com/) and help me win this thing. Even if you think I suck, shoot a vote my way and help out the cause, please?

    Again, I don’t ask much but I’m just looking for a vote. After you read the entry you’ll see what you would be helping to do.

    If you win the bushel of movies here is what’s included in the bonanza:

    DEATH RACE 2000, BLINDNESS, THE MUMMY 3, PINOCCHIO on Blu-ray, BOLT, WALL-E, CAPRICA, BURN AFTER READING, THE MINDSCAPE OF ALAN MOORE, A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY, ROLE MODELS, WANTED, CHOCOLATE, SWING VOTE and HELLBOY II.

    Good luck to everyone”¦ (And thanks to all those who have already voted and sent in their screenshots. I appreciate every, single, vote.)

    COMIC-CON AUGHT 9

    comicconSo, wi-fi sucks and so does every hotspot that wants a 10 spot to log on to their already crappy service. Before heading out for my Friday activities (1:1s with a mess off great people and panels that I hope are worth waiting for) I wanted to let you know that you can follow my stream of consciousness through my Twitter strteam: STIPP. Some of the highlights from yesterday include:

    Seeing DISTRICT 9 – A fantastic science fiction film of the highest order and one that will will not disappoint anyone looking for a wild story intermeshed with some stunning visuals. Not to be missed.

    Talking to Mike Doughtery of TRICK R TREAT. From being the writer of X2 to fashioning a film that looks to embrace Halloween’s essence he was incredibly engaging and it will be shared right here in the near future.

    TRON 2 press conference. Talking to Jeff “The Dude” Bridges was a thrill if only tempered by the fact that it was a moment shared with a few dozen other reporters.

    Tim Burton of ALICE IN WONDERLAND. The man’s got his own vision to be sure and he was a riot to listen to as he broke down his idea about what ALICE should be.

    There’ll be more to come so stay plugged in all weekend…

    (500) DAYS OF SUMMER

    500daysposterBoy meets girl. Boy falls in love. Girl doesn’t.

    This post modern love story is never what we expect it to be – it’s thorny yet exhilarating, funny and sad, a twisted journey of highs and lows that doesn’t quite go where we think it will. When Tom, a hapless greeting card copywriter and hopeless romantic, is blindsided after his girlfriend Summer dumps him, he shifts back and forth through various periods of their 500 days “together” to try to figure out where things went wrong. His reflections ultimately lead him to finally rediscover his true passions in life.

    I know it’s little more than hyperbole on my part but this is going to be a film you’re going to be talking about in effusive praise as the film breaks wide.

    What separates this film from a lot of other less interesting takes on the nature of relationships that men and women find themselves falling into and out of is its originality. It’s difficult to mine a topic that has been done so many ways since time immemorial but what makes 500 DAYS OF SUMMER so precious is that they’ve found a way to do it again and do it in a pastiche of pleasure and pain.

    In wanting to tell a story that doesn’t drip with the falsities of what happens between two people who come together this film goes beyond the tropes and trappings of less than fulfilling romantic narratives which usually end in perfectly predictable ways. Writers Scott Neustadter and Michael H. Weber have written a story that doesn’t try to be too dour, too deep or emotive. Rather, what they do manage to craft, and why this movie sticks to the ribs of your heart long after you realize what the narrator said in the beginning is true, is a story that tells what it’s like to really fall in love and have it fall apart. Such a simple premise, and I realize that in other hands this could have been yet another film in a long string of sub-par romance tales, but it’s the non sequential storytelling that at least primes the pump for an engaging movie experience.

    After we’ve established that the story is not going to flow in normal order, some of the thrill is not knowing which in the 500 days you’re going to get next, almost like a visual Choose Your Own Adventure novella, we are beautifully ballasted by the school boy charms of Joseph Gordon-Levitt who simply plays a man named Tom and the girl-you-always-wished-lived-next-door in Zooey Deschanel as Summer. These two are matched up in a way that at once feels right and exciting; you can actually buy into the idea that this budding hipster could actually woo a woman of Zooey’s pedigree. She’s not portrayed as a woman who’s playing hard to get but, and this is absolutely where you have to praise the talents of the writers, she’s a woman who is independent and played as such throughout the movie. There is no abandoning the sense of who Summer is as a woman simply because she gets with a man like Tom. You want to think that everyone is able to cast aside their childish things once love walks into their lives, and certainly Tom does, but Summer stays constant and, I would posit, only heightens the searing pain of what happens when Tom’s devotion, dedication and dreams aren’t enough to make a whole.

    Gordon-Levitt hasn’t been this arresting since his turn in THE LOOKOUT, his portrayal as Tom is alarmingly resonant to anyone who has loved so hard but ends up having nothing to show for it. Tom’s eventual meltdown in a staff meeting is particularly poignant as even though it’s played for dramatic effect and is obviously going for the overtly overwrought, despondent aspects of a man in a slight depression it’s psychologically telling as something that any human being who can’t make sense of their own emotional lives could relate to. As well, Gordon-Levitt, once he does get back on his emotional feet and has brushed off his shoulders a bit delivers a subtle, yet stinging, turn as Summer comes back into his life in a wedding sequence that kicks any man in the spiritual nut sack when you realize he’s still hanging on to “What if” instead of realizing it’s “What already was.”

    Deschanel, for her part, mystifies. She’s a tough mistress in that she never gives us what we all want from her and that’s for Summer to realize that Tom loves her, that it should be enough for her to believe in but that there is more going on than any of us realize. Like it was mentioned, she’s her own woman but that only increases her attractiveness. She doesn’t fall into the usual trappings of young lovers or infatuation or any of the feelings that always befall her cinematic equals. We love her in this film because she is still herself, is gorgeously depicted as a woman who has a bedroom smile that you wish you could awake to, a demeanor that won’t allow stupidity but who ultimately will make you work for her affection.

    The truly arresting moments come in the film’s quieter times. When Tom picks a fight with a guy who is obnoxiously coming on to Summer, and it’s a time when you can see the writers at work crafting a moment for a specific reason, that it doesn’t feel organic, the ultimate resolution of the fight between Summer and Tom is gorgeously shot and is bathed in the kind of silence that apologies without recriminations sometimes have.

    On the opposite end of the heady and heavy you have Paul, McKenzie and Rachel. Played by Matthew Gray Gubler, Geoffrey Arend and Chloe Moretz, respectively, they represent Tom’s two closest friends in the film and Tom’s very young sister to whom he tells everything. These three represent the comedic relief in the film and while they do feel like they’re serving the story’s purpose of lightening the mood they are by no means wasted. Gubler is absolutely charming as Tom’s confidant, Arend is positively hilarious and wish I had followed that man’s love trajectory and Moretz is the film’s other female element and she plays it well, her youth is in stark contrast to the maturity the writers have imbued her with but it’s positively welcomed. Along these comedic lines there is a song and dance number by Hall and Oats that should absolutely become your go-to mental representation should you ever hear the ditty outside of the theater.

    And that’s the other thing.

    Kudos to the film’s director, Marc Webb, for choosing a soundtrack that isn’t a bunch of shoegazing emo idiots slapped together for the sake of molding a hipster mix tape. A song by the aforementioned Hall and Oats, a karaoke version of “Here Comes Your Man” by the Pixies from a wicked Gordon-Levitt who knows how to rock a mic and scads of other musical nuances round out an ephemeral environment that feels very real to those in this film. Webb deftly allows these two to become more than just prototypical constructs and those who want to take issue with the idea that we’ve been here, we’ve done that so many times miss the point that if you were to look at what people have been given as a cinematic representation of love in all its trappings and pitfalls we have not been given a movie that makes you understand why we’re all willing to do it all over again. And again.

  • TV Or Not TV: Dollhouse “Epitaph One”

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    Welcome to another special edition of TV or not TV where I admit that I am a Whedon-holic.

    This past spring long time fans of the brain behind Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, and Firefly were given the gift of another TV show from the mind of Joss Whedon. I admit to both excitement and trepidation in knowing that this new show, Dollhouse, would be on FOX after already having gone down that road with Serenity. I feared not enough  network support, I feared network interference and on at least one of those accounts I was right. Thankfully as the show progressed through it’s season the latter was overcome and the show went from mediocre to amazing in a very short amount of time.

    Today I’m here to not talk to you about the history of Dollhouse or its second season pickup. I’m here to talk about the forthcoming release of Dollhouse season 1 on DVD and Blu-Ray on July 27th.

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    I’m not usually the guy that tells you to go out and buy a TV show on DVD mostly due to the fact that what you get more often than not isn’t anything greater than what you saw for free on television. With this DVD/Blu-Ray release, however, there is a different story.

    There are two extras on this DVD/Blu-Ray that make the purchase a must have for any fan of the show. The first is the un-aired original pilot of the show. This pilot was shot and then shelved/used for parts in the assembly of a new pilot and subsequent episodes. After seeing the entire series I think seeing this pilot was interesting in seeing the vision that was originally intended for (and eventually moved back to) for the show. It’s also interesting to see the bits and pieces from this pilot that were used in the actual series. I also highly recommend it because as a fan of the Whedon clan I found that this pilot was far superior to the aired pilot.

    The second reason I highly recommend this purchase if for another un-aired 13th episode of the show, Epitaph One. Ever since Felicia Day (@feliciaday on Twitter) announced that her episode wouldn’t air on TV (at the time setting off fear that this was a sign that the eventual renewal wasn’t coming) I have been obsessed with seeing this episode. Over the days after the tweet we learned that this episode was actually made specifically for overseas distribution AND the home video release. We were treated to cryptic messages from those involved like when Joss Whedon who said, “It’s one of the best episodes we’ve ever made.” The fans were wanting and waiting.

    Now, on the eve of the episode Epitaph One being shown at the San Diego Comic-Con I am happy to say that I have seen the episode… and it is better than I’d even imagined.

    Epitaph One was a story by Joss Whedon and a teleplay written by Jed Whedon and Maurissa Tancharoen. The episode, set well after the events of the first season, is a stand alone episode that provides us some flashbacks of the original cast and introduces us to six new characters (in the case of most, only briefly in true Whedon fashion). In a phone interview I recently had with Jed Whedon he confirmed that this episode was a story that was set in a way that the if show wasn’t picked up for renewal it would serve as a nice book-end to the series. It does this wonderfully in that we are shown the big picture while still having plenty of questions to have answered and none of our future seasons spoiled. We learn some information about what happened to our regular cast of players while being handed an interesting and frightening original story to follow. In some ways the story has almost Stephen King and George A. Romero inspirations to it and it presents to us a twist that could only come from the mind of someone named (or married to a) Whedon.

    One of the interesting things about Dollhouse is the moral gray area that the show tap-dances within. Is what any of these people doing really right or wrong? If you watch Epitaph One one of those questions is heavily answered, and the answer weighs on one of the regular cast members so bad that the result is a complete mental breakdown. The performance of this character is a complete 180 turn from anything we’ve seen from them before and the pain that was conveyed in this scene reached out to me.

    Another stand out in this episode is the use of Zack Ward who most of you will remember as Scut Fergus in the holiday classic A Christmas Story. His character is hard, he is tough, and he is played to perfection. One of the things I walked away from most in seeing Epitaph One is wanting to see this story play out just so I can see more of him.

    I hate to say that Epitaph One is by far my favorite episode of the season, especially since it is a completely unique story that in no way is a reflection of the rest of the season, but it really is. I would love to see Dollhouse last for quite a few seasons to come and have each season end with the annual continuation of this stand alone story.

    So there you have it folks. Whether you buy it or rent it I highly recommend you take in the first season home video release of Dollhouse and especially sit down and enjoy Epitaph One.

    Will Wilkins is only available in this limited edition set.I’d also encourage you to listen to the Jed Whedon interview for even more interesting tidbits.

  • Toy Box: Medicom Jawa

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    I’ll be honest – once Sideshow started producing their sixth scale armored Star Wars figures, I drifted away from Medicom. I have a bunch of their troopers, but with the Sideshow figures being in scale with most of my 12″ collection, and with the cheaper prices for similar quality, it was a no brainer for me.

    But Medicom is also producing some things that it’s unlikely we’ll see from anyone else. The latest figure in that category is their ‘vinyl collectible doll’ or VCD version of the Jawa. While these are marketed under their VCD line, at about 6″ tall they fit right in with the sixth scale figures. Well, at least Medicom’s sixth scale figures.

    I picked this guy up a few weeks ago for about $80. Last year, Medicom released an Ewok in the same style, which I reviewed earlier right here. If you have any questions or comments, you can drop me a line at mwc@mwctoys.com, or visit my site at Michael’s Review of the Week – Captain Toy for lots more reviews just like this one.

    By the way, I’ll be at San Diego Comic Con this week, so I might be a little slower than usual at replying to emails. And if you’ll be at the con, let me know!

    Medicom VCD Jawa

    The Jawas are like the ugly, rude cousins of the Ewoks. Oh, they’re both short and the color brown is their predominate look, but that’s abotu where the similarity ends. Where the Ewoks are cute, the Jawas are deformed. Where the Ewoks are sweet, the Jawas are nasty. I suspect this has a lot to do with why I like Jawas so much more than Ewoks.

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    Packaging – **1/2
    The boxes remain as dull as they have been for several years now. This isn’t entirely Medicom’s fault, as this color scheme and basic design is largely driven by Lucas Film, but I think Medicom could have tried to push the envelope a bit, since other licensors have done it.

    However, the box does fulfill the prime directive – the interior trays keep the figure safe and cozy, and it’s completely collector friendly, requiring you to damage not a thing in removing the figure.

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    Sculpting – ***
    One of my big gripes with the Ewok they produced was his small statue, coming in at only 5″. The Jawa is an improvement, standing almost 6″ tall, and fitting in much better with other 12″ figures, even those from Sideshow. I’ve got him pictured with Vader, and he seems extra small there, but that’s because Vader is a whopping 14″ tall, and actually too large for sixth scale by about a half inch. I thought it made for an amusing photo, but take my word for it that he does fit in better – although not perfectly – with the regular Medicom and Sideshow Star Wars figures.

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    So yes, I’m happier with the height. He can still seem a bit dimunative due to the lack of volume that he takes up, but he’s still more in scale than his previous cousin, Wicket. He also stands great on his own, always a plus.

    The sculpting of the feet, hands and head is decent, solid work, but nothing outstanding. It reminds me of Hasbro work when they shoot for the collector’s, rather than kid’s, market, and the level of detail and realism isn’t too far above most current mass market work. Last time I checked, the head was supposed to look wrapped, but here the sculpting makes it appear to be a carved hunk of stone, lacking the kind of detail you’d really like to see.

    The eyes are applied to the head as separate, reflective pieces. They are glued in place fairly straight, at about the right distance apart, but the smooth craft store style lack much personality. They do the job, but they aren’t the sort of high quality eyes you’d expect, and let’s be honest – at this price point they really should light up, rather than merely be reflective.

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    Paint – ***
    Again, decent enough for the character, but not a category that’s going to win them any awards. The head is pretty much a solid gray, without any drybrushing or wash. It’s not like a Jawa has much detail work on his face that you can highlight with paint, but there’s nothing here that’s surprising or unique.

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    The saving grace in this category is the reflective nature of the eyes. While the back coating is a little inconsistent, it reflects the light much better than I had anticipated, giving him a more of a ‘light up’ look. Hey, I’m still not happy that they don’t light up, but for some folks the reflective quality will be sufficient.

    Articulation – ***
    This was kind of the surprise here, since most of the VCD figures aren’t very articulated. However, Medciom gave this guy a terrific ball jointed neck, as well as cut shoulders and pin/post wrists. There’s no leg articulation, but the sculpted action pose works well enough that the arm and neck articulation is sufficient.

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    It’s too bad that the head is generally covered up by the hood, since you can get a lot of personality out of the neck joint. The arms work well with the included accessories, and you can work with the basic sculpted pose and make it your own.

    Outfit – **1/2
    The outfit is made up of several pieces. There’s the removable hood, the attached cloak, and a pair of belts slung across his shoulders.

    The belts and cloak are glued in place, making it pretty much impossible to adjust them without damage. Adding in some wires to allow you to pose the cloak close to the body would have been a much better solution. Do you remember when you used to decoupage cloth to an elementary school project? That’s what this cloak reminds me of.

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    The hood fits over the head, but is fairly thick and bulky. At least here you can play around with it a bit, and I’m thinking that a hit from the iron wouldn’t be a bad idea. The hood isn’t too deep, so you’ll be able to see the Jawa’s eyes in most poses, but a wire in the edge would have made posing it a bit easier.

    The best part of the outfit is the paint and sculpt work done on the various pouches on the belts. While the belts themselves are basic pleather, the pouches have a nice detailed sculpt, and a worn, aged paint job that sets them apart.

    Accessories – ***
    Another surprise, since the single accessory included with their Wicket was fairly dull.

    Here we get not one but two extras – a blaster that fits perfectly in his sculpted right hand, and a droid caller that fits perfectly in his left. The sculpt and paint are solid on both, and they compliment the action pose nicely.

    Fun Factor – ***
    Oddly enough, this is more toy than collectible. It might not seem that way from the price tag, but as I said, this really reminds me of Hasbro on steroids.

    Value – *1/2
    If you’re looking to complain about prices, then you need to look at this kind of collectible. At $80, you’re getting a very small figure, with a couple accessories and nothing particularly high quality or unique. At this price point, we really needed to see the eyes light up to feel like we were getting something comparable to even Sideshow. No doubt that prices have risen in the last couple years (which is why I’m not docking him quite as much as I did the Ewok, even though the Ewok was cheaper), but this is still far too much for what is a fairly basic action figure.

    Things to Watch Out For –
    Not much. I wouldn’t go rearranging the cloak with too much energy, since it’s glued in place to give it the jus so look.

    Overall – **1/2
    This figure is clearly an improvement over the Ewok they did, at least in terms of scale and extras. He’s still pretty much B grade work, but if you can get him at a reasonable price (say, $40 – $50) he’s adequate.

    The big problem is the extreme price. At $80, he’ll run you as much as many high end sixth scale figures, without the complexity, articulation, size or accessories. Even the Ewok, which came out about a year ago, was a full twenty bucks less than this guy, and he’s still available at the Sideshow site. On sale, no less.

    This is a guy that’s begging for a sale price, and I recommend that’s how you track him down. Pick him up in that under $50 category, and you can add another half star to this overall.

    Scoring Recap –
    Packaging – **1/2
    Sculpting – ***
    Paint – ***
    Articulation – ***
    Outfit – ***
    Accessories – ***
    Fun Factor – ***
    Value – *1/2
    Overall – **1/2

    Where to Buy –
    Sideshow has them in stock at $80, and I suspect they will be for awhile. Perhaps this would be a good Gift Card item?

    Alter Ego Comics has him for $72.

    CornerStoreComics also has him for $72.

    – UK collectors can pick him up at Forbidden Planet for 50 GBP.

    Related Links –
    Other Medicom Star Wars reviews include:

    – the Clone Trooper Captain, Wicket, Darth Maul, the 501st Clone Trooper, Jango Fett, the Sandtrooper, Boba Fett, Darth Vader, the regular Stormtrooper, and Clonetrooper and Blackhole Trooper.

  • TV Or Not TV: 07/20 – 07/26

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    Welcome to another edition of TV or Not TV”¦ where I’ve pre-empted myself.

    From time to time I receive an email from a reader of the column asking what I actually watch when I’m not finding new shows to write about in my attempts to fake being a TV critic. Since I haven’t done any of the aforementioned new viewing (and since I don’t feel like faking it this week) here in a quick summary is what I regularly watch right now.

    This summer the viewing choices aren’t exactly abundant but they certainly are staggered enough where if you are on a tight viewing schedule you can still take in some nice television. I have to give the television network execs some credit as they’ve certainly made it so I’m at certain channels on certain days, which is right where they want me.

    HBO has me on Sunday nights with both True Blood and the return of Entourage. I haven’t really gotten in to Hung and I’m sure it is one of those shows that I will catch up on video after the fact and kick myself for not being drawn in to it during its original airing. CBS also hooks me in for the first time in the week with the nomination ceremony episode of Big Brother. Even if you aren’t into the show tuning in to see how a new Head of Household let’s their newfound power go to their head is always amusing (plus it can be a great drinking game to hear the new person say what everyone else says with bragging thoughts of “turning the house upside down” with their nominations).

    Monday night there is only one thing I’m watching for sure and that is Weeds. At the beginning of the season I didn’t hold out a lot of hope for the forthcoming season. Now that we are into the second half of the season I am fully strapped in and can’t wait for the remainder of the ride. If I remember it I will watch The Secret Life of the American Teenager, but it still isn’t in the DVR list so it more often than not goes unnoticed.

    Tuesday nights are a dilemma for me, so thank goodness there is DVR. SyFy piqued my interest with Warehouse 13 and CBS has me with Big Brother 11. I only wish the latter weren’t so dead set in casting specific “types” for the show because it seems every season is beginning to merge in my head into another forgettable group of House Guests. Even with this shortcoming I can’t stop watching.

    Wednesday is my night off. The DVR records nothing for me and I’m thankful for that because it is the night that I get to get caught up.

    Thursday once again is a battle between two networks. USA has me locked in for Burn Notice and Royal Pains. Although the former still outshines the latter in quality both are entertaining and are in no way a waste of time. CBS once again draws me in to the eviction show of Big Brother where another hopeful wannabe gets ousted from the house and into obscurity. My hope at this point is that the person being ousted is Jesse (even though he is probably not even up for eviction) because he is the stereotypical representation of a body builder: big on muscles, small in personality and brains. The night is capped off with The Listener on NBC. It isn’t exactly great TV but it is enough to make me come back for seconds.

    With Friday I once again am blessed with a night of only one show to watch and plenty of time to catch up on those I haven’t watched. SyFy wins the coveted viewing spot with their original program Eureka. This show pleases me the way the first three seasons of Sliders pleased me as well. The show has enough science fiction to be nerdy but enough human to it to not be embarrassing to tell your friends about.

    This dissection of my viewing finally brings us to Saturday where I am definitely watching something, even though I’m getting caught up on it as well. I didn’t see Castle during its first run and I’m so glad that ABC re-airs it on Saturday nights. Yes the show is formulaic but Nathan Fillion as the title character once again takes a simple roll and fills it in to perfection in the same way jelly does to a donut (no, I have no idea what that actually means but right now I’m craving said jelly donut).

    There you have it. That’s my viewing week. Now let’s see what else is out there for the next 7 days as well.

    MONDAY

    TVLAND ““ 8:00 PM: Retake that amazing road trip journey down the holiday road with National Lampoon’s Vacation.

    DISCOVERY ““ 9:00 PM: Celebrate the 40th anniversary of the moon landing with the MythBusters as they shatter all of the conspiracy theories around the faking of the famous event.

    ABC ““ 10:00 PM: Sometimes I wonder who comes up with these shows. Dating in the Dark takes six singles and subjects them to “blind dates” where they are literally in the dark and unable to see one another. This show could either be a major revelation or should go sight unseen. Let’s watch together and decide.

    TUESDAY

    FOX ““ 8:00 PM: Chef Gordon Ramsey prepares to break down 16 new gluttons for punishment with the new season of Hell’s Kitchen.

    DISCOVERY ““ 10:00 PM: 10 people spend 10 weeks in an abandoned, dilapidated and miserable warehouse to try to set up a society in The Colony. Do you see how the collapse of the lending market even makes this sound good?!?

    WEDNESDAY

    ABC ““ 9:00 PM: Adults wearing diapers and it isn’t about fetishes? Not when it’s I Survived a Japanese Gameshow.

    TLC ““ 10:00 PM: I’m surprised CPS hasn’t been called on every single parent of the children featured in Toddlers & Tiaras. Seriously.

    THURSDAY

    CBS ““ 8:00 PM: Even though someone will leave the Big Brother house tonight I know it won’t be the meathead bodybuilder. Maybe next week?

    ABC ““ 8:30 PM: After a fantastic start as a series the final episode of Samantha Who? airs tonight. Like so many before it the series finale doesn’t give you closure because they didn’t know the end was coming. Maybe they should have hired Bryan Fuller to show them how to turn it into a finale in post.

    FRIDAY

    NBC ““ 8:00 PM: Remember The Chopping Block? Me either. The finale is tonight though and the winner of this weak performing cooking show is chosen.

    NICK ““ 8:00 PM: Two hours of The Penguins of Madagascar? I’m in.

    SATURDAY

    G4 ““ 2:00 PM: If you’ve got that Storm Trooper costume in the closet and just couldn’t get out to San Diego than I’ve got good news. Strap on that vacuum formed costume and watch The Star Wars Comic-Con Spectacular! Immediately followed by Comi-Con Live ’09.

    NBC ““ 8:00 PM: It’s the finale of Kings. I don’t mean to spoil anything but a certain presumed dead person is going to ruin the coronation.

    BBCA ““ 9:00 PM: A werewolf, a vampire and a ghost all share a flat. Sounds like the beginning of a joke, right? Nope. It’s the idea behind Being Human, where all of the above are roommates trying to hide their true natures and live normal lives. Oh yeah, I’m watching it.

    SUNDAY

    BBCA ““ 8:00 PM: Fans of David Tennant as Dr. Who will want to tune in to Planet of the Dead, the first of the final four specials featuring Tennant as the good time-travelling doctor.

    NBC ““ 9:00 PM: First they brought us Impact, and now we get The Storm. People try to control the weather with technology and things go from bad to catastrophic. Go figure.

    CARTOON NETWORK ““ 11:30 PM: There’s only one thing that can help hold me over until the return of The Venture Brothers and that’s the return of Robot Chicken. Bring on the stop motion goodness!

    Will Wilkins is glad you stopped by.

  • Trailer Park: $50,000 For Me And 15 Movies For You.

    By Christopher Stipp

    The Archives, Right Here

    I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    McCafe MY Day

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    How often have I asked anything of you? Not much, not many, not very often.

    I need something from many of you: votes.

    What’s in it for you is lots and lots and lots of movies and, if I actually win this thing, 15 films.

    What happened was that I was futzing at home on my computer one afternoon after hearing that McDonald’s was going to be entering the coffee market. I don’t like coffee, I eschew everything coffee, I can’t relate to anyone anywhere when they talk about their morning fix and I certainly don’t understand the long queues that build up for people waiting in line to get that brown beverage.

    But what I can and do love is my iced mochas.

    That’s a drink I understand kicking down a door to get at if the time’s right.

    So, I found out that McDonald’s was offering iced mochas and a short time after I procured one I entered their McCafeYourDay contest. The contest wanted to know why you deserved to have your day, essentially, made better with $50,000.

    Well, I was coming off some fairly heady financial woes, those of you who have been affected by the recession know how much this thing has messed around with more than just one aspect of your life, and just wrote a passionate mini-missive about why I thought I deserved to win. They wanted a picture to go along with it and I uploaded one at the same time when I entered.

    I forgot about the contest a couple weeks after sending my entry in. Didn’t even give it a second thought.

    Lo and behold, a couple of weeks ago I received a FedEx in the mail letting me know I was a finalist in this contest. I had forgotten about what the prize was, forgotten about what I wrote and, just a few days ago, was on a call letting me know that my story was was going to compete with 4 others at Mcdonaldsmccafeyourday.com. I was just as shocked as anyone and was caught completely unaware that I even made it through the gauntlet of over 12,000 people who entered this contest.

    Voting goes from now until July 26th and you can use every e-mail in your arsenal once every 24 hours. The longer version of my story will be up at azcentral.com this weekend and I’ll be profiled in the local Scottsdale Republic here if you happen to live in the Scottsdale area. It’s a sappy story, one that’s a little too sensitive for me to copy and paste in here but here is what I want to offer anyone who is willing to toss a few votes my way.

    I am giving away a cinematic cavalcade of DVDs to one person who can send me a screenshot of their vote confirmation from their e-mail box. I will enter every screenshot for a drawing to get this pile. There is incentive galore at your fingertips so I hope if you have a church group, a room full of shut-ins with access to a computer or an honest way of spreading the word I will not only appreciate it but I will reward the effort with a glorious compendium of free movies.

    Go straight here (http://www.mcdonaldsmccafeyourday.com/) and help me win this thing. Even if you think I suck, shoot a vote my way and help out the cause, please?

    Again, I don’t ask much but I’m just looking for a vote. After you read the entry you’ll see what you would be helping to do.

    If you win the bushel of movies here is what’s included in the bonanza:

    DEATH RACE 2000, BLINDNESS, THE MUMMY 3, PINOCCHIO on Blu-ray, BOLT, WALL-E, CAPRICA, BURN AFTER READING, THE MINDSCAPE OF ALAN MOORE, A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY, ROLE MODELS, WANTED, CHOCOLATE, SWING VOTE and HELLBOY II.

    Good luck to everyone…

    COMIC-CON – 2009

    comicconSo, who’s going next week? I know many of you are planning to descend on the land that is known for its temperate climate and willingness to let hoards of geeks and nerds pick apart San Diego in a frenzy that only would have heightened my sense of geekery had I started attending when I was 13.

    Alas, I was in my late 20’s before I went to my very first one and this year celebrates my 6th straight year going to this cavalcade of comics and cinema. Those of you who are going, and have gone before, know what a violent ride we’re all in for as no one is safe from the “red shirts” of Elite Security who seem to know nothing more than their name, their hair color and that, “You can’t enter here!” Even someone like me, who is already being left off the lists of many events where the mighty will mingle I am just happy to be getting the drippings from the table.

    Focus Features, it should be yelled from the mountaintops, are one of the studios who I love, love, love working with at the Comic-Con. They may concern themselves with wondering whether you’re worthy enough to be talking to those they’re bringing to the Con but from getting invited to a cocktail party to help spread the awareness of their film 9 to getting invited to the screening of their new film THIRST to getting a Comic-Con Survival kit in the mail and then following that up with this rather large pouch of simulated blood (one of the best promo items I’ve seen this year) I can’t say enough about this studio who really does have a human touch.

    I am still unsure of what I’ll be doing while there, I got confirmation of a possible 1:1 with a director that many of you would dig to read about, a 1:1 with some people who have a film this year that I’ve heard is completely and homogeneously great and a handful of other things that still haven’t been finalized yet. As we head closer just pay attention to my Twitter feed, @Stipp, to see what and where I’ll be.

    So, don’t be shy! Shoot me a note and let me know if you’ll be around…

    Plus, be sure to stop by Geek Monthly’s booth, 4112. Geek Monthly will be running a piece I did on the John Hughes documentary you’ve seen here in their August issue.

    Thanks to Ed Douglas of ComingSoon.net for supplying the photo of his own pouch of Capri-Sun blood.

    FUNNY PEOPLE – SCREENING

    fp_feild_300x250Many of you in Phoenix and beyond who have been hitting me up for screening passes have been just great in showing up and enjoying these films. Since the response has been so good on my end in getting these tickets out to those who love a good free film I once again have passes to see a sneak preview.

    This time it’s FUNNY PEOPLE, starring Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen, and the screening will be Tuesday, July 28th at 7:00 p.m. at Tempe Marketplace in Tempe, AZ. If you’re interested in seeing this film hit me up at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and just let me know you want tickets. It’s just that simple and I hope to see you there. For those who need a synopsis, here it is:

    Over the past few years, writer/director Judd Apatow (The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up) has shown that nothing – not even losing your virginity or the miracle of childbirth – is sacred. About his third film behind the camera, he says, “I’m trying to make a very serious movie that is twice as funny as my other movies. Wish me luck!” Apatow directs Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen and Leslie Mann in Funny People, the story of a famous comedian who has a near-death experience.

    Adam Sandler, Eric Bana, Jason Schwartzman, RZA and newcomer Aubrey Plaza join a cast that reunites Judd Apatow with Seth Rogen, Leslie Man and Jonah Hill in their third comedy together.

    HURT LOCKER/LIGHTBULB – REVIEWS

    Summer of our Discontent ““ Maybe

    Has the droning of explosives and colliding metal have you down yet? Why are so many movie previews starting to look the same with hard driving soundtracks, jacked up heroes that have less personality than a Ken doll without a thought behind their dialogue and special effects that are no longer special ““ merely hum-drum ““ attempting to maintain an artificial heartbeat in a DOA story? You cannot blame it all on the Peter Pan prone movie executives and filmmakers that have not matured since the age of 12. Part of the blame is on the movie-going audience that insists on getting suckered in on what they think is going to be special. The marketing and commercial community has finally taken over the entertainment industry by parlaying crap on a stick and making so many think it is steak on fine china. If that was not enough, now we are about to be inundated with 3D kiddie-fare; some computer animation is getting as mundane as President Obama’s stand-up routines.

    I defy anybody to come out of a set of previews from “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” (By “Fallen” does that mean the money out of our pockets and our hopes for a better movie?), G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra, Terminator Salvation, Gamer and X Men Origins: Wolverine and tell me they don’t all look like the same movie. It is homogenized action without a thought of creativity and depth.

    Then there is the promise of action with two great stars and a hit-and-miss director at the helm of, “Public Enemies”. First off, why would anybody cast Johnny Depp as John Dillinger? Would it not make more sense to have him portray “Pretty Boy” Floyd or “Baby Face” Nelson in a different movie? And, did we not just see this story from a less than enthusiastic film, but with at least two bravura performances, Sean Connery and Robert DeNiro? If you can’t do better than the last film ““ don’t even bother. Speaking of which, “Taking of Pelham 1, 2, 3” is leaving theaters faster than a speeding subway. Also, below ground and already buried is the absent of laughs comedies “Year One” and “Land of the Lost”. Why does Jack Black insist on undermining himself after gaining our trust with “Tropic Thunder”? The Harold Ramis moaner is more slap-dash than “Mel Brook’s History of the World Part 1” and “Caveman” with far less entertainment value. I’d say wait for the DVD, but I would not suggest wasting one’s time even if it were on free cable. As for “LOTL” no “lol” here, just stupid jokes with dinosaurs that are far less entertaining than the ones in “Ice Age” ““ a bad TV show made into a worse movie.

    If there is a glimmer of hope and a reason to get your butt back in a theater seat it began with J.J. Abrams’ re-imagining of “Star Trek”. For all those non-Trekkies, which I can be included, my wife who stays away from anything science fiction ““ especially “Star Trek” ““ actually enjoyed the movie. If you are not a fan, it’s almost as much fun as having seen “Star Wars” for the first time. If you are a fan ““ it’s the wet dream you’ve been waiting for. Following the fun of it all is another Pixar great, “Up” and that’s exactly how one feels coming out. This may be the very best yet from Pixar. For those opposed to “cartoons” it’s time to have an open mind and treat yourself to one of the most lovingly created stories that will have you laugh as well as cry. Even my 15-year-old shed a tear, and that’s a first in a movie. It is wildly creative and may rank up there with, I dare say, “Wizard of Oz”.
    As for laughs, “The Hangover” has caught everyone by surprise including myself with a great cast of characters and comic timing that has some doubled-over hysterical. It’s refreshing to go into a comedy and laughing nearly all the way through rather than just walking out with a memorable scene or two ““ kinda like having the experience of buying a CD of your favorite band and only getting two or three worthwhile songs. Speaking of memorable, “the stripper with the heart of gold” is given genuine warmth with an engaging performance by Heather Graham. The Tyson scene is not as much fun as expected, but the rest of the hijinks more than makes up for it, especially the ending with some of the raunchiest, but flat-out funny pictures I’ve seen in years. The film proves to be another hit for director Todd Phillips of “Old School”.

    A Hell Lot of Hurtin’ Goin’ On

    That’s more than enough commentary, now for a review or two owed to you. If there is one movie that will take you places few ever do and leave you exhausted, yet wanting more it is Kathryn Bigelow’s “The Hurt Locker”. What “The Wrestler” did for Mickey Rourke, “THL” should do for Bigelow. After seeing this monumental achievement of guts, glory, action/drama mixed with a little testosterone humor you may walk away shaken and wondering where on earth has the real Bigelow been. After blowing everyone away with one of the very best vampire films ever, “Near Dark,” Bigelow went on to empty-headed action with “Blue Steel” and “Point Break”. She showed some promise with “K-19: The Widowmaker,” but now, 20+ years later, she proves to be that force to be reckoned with once again with her latest thought-provoking venture into knee-jerking suspense.

    THL chronicles the life and death struggles of a bomb disposal unit in Iraq while also giving us a glimpse not only of the unnerving ticking of bombs, but inside the head of the highly-trained men that risk their lives every moment of every day. Talk about adrenalin junkies. Bigelow displays what we’ve turned these boys into and what little they may have to look forward to as they come back home”¦if ever. In that sense, the film nearly echoes the sensitivity of “The Deer Hunter” yet Bigelow is far subtler in her message. The real shell shock of this story is not only does the director make you feel like you’re in Iraq through her documentary-style take, but also ups the ante with freestyle kills. No one is safe in “The Hurt Locker,” not even our lead. I don’t think I’ve been this surprised about characters dying in a film since Hitchcock’s, “Psycho”. This leaves us on edge at every unsettling empty garbage-ridden street, deserted building and even child that may appear to be a friendly street urchin hawking chocolates and DVDs.

    This is not a one-note movie ““ just waiting for the next bomb to be discovered. In fact, the first scene is so meticulously set up, one begins to wonder, “Have we just seen the best part?’ It’s one showstopper after another coupled with layers of sub-stories. How dangerous is Staff Sgt. William James to his men? How far will the men back him or will they follow through on plans to kill him so they may save themselves? Who will survive the next day out? Is their life after war and what is it worth? How well can one operate after an all-night drinking binge? What is the value of human life? The list goes on and on.

    All the performances are natural and lend credence of realism that few movies match these days. From the street urchin and his adult partner to Anthony Mackie’s strong play-by-the-rules Sgt. Sanborn. The players almost come across organic with the story itself with one exception, Jeremy Renner’s bravado performance of Staff Sgt. William James. Can we say a star is born? His persona captures a cross between a young Alan Ladd and John Wayne. Yet he is able to show a vulnerable side that takes us by surprise. Dare I even say that Renner’s performance will probably prove to be one of the breakout performances of the year? He exudes a charisma rarely seen in film today and infuses it with a natural performance that goes way beyond action hero just like the way Bigelow has orchestrated her film.

    This is the “must see” film of the summer. It has all the action one desires out of a summer movie and a great story that captivates us from start to finish. Bigelow, the crew and the cast are to be lauded for a film that may not be as big as “Apocalypse Now” or “The Deer Hunter” but has all the power packed in its small frame. It’s also a testament to our men and women in the Middle East. I encourage anyone 15 and older to see this intense portrait of war.

    Speaking of urging one to catch great work”¦

    Phoenix Film Festival: Gamer Dysfunction, Breakfast Club Meets Clerks, and a Bright Idea From a Couple of Dim Bulbs

    386When I last reported on this site, I happen to mention I would finish up my take on a few other gems from the Phoenix Film Festival. I find it sad that so many turds have made their way to the screen with marketing budgets that nearly rival the film itself while smaller and vastly more entertaining fare has been virtually ignored. I guess it’s the way of the business ““ a fine female body draped over a motorcycle and nondescript machinery plowing into one another over a down-to-earth story that could actually makes us feel human again.

    While at the festival I had the pleasure of checking out the feature film competition. A combination of quirks, jerks and even Turks. The funny thing is that the titles of some of the better films (and the winner of best picture) were less than enthusiastic. Even the posters were dull and the synopses in the program did not make one want to run out and buy a ticket. Perhaps that’s why some of these features were pleasant surprises, but marketing really needs to step it up a notch or two.

    First off, “Corpse Run” the trials and tribulations of a group of dysfunctional gamers and the individual among them that starts to question who, what and where they are. Think of “The Big Chill” fast-forwarded to the age of gamers. It’s an interesting premise that is not as slick as TBC, but has something to say for those then and now. It’s generation gamer angst and if you are a gamer, which there is a whole generation of, you are likely to pick up on the flippant jargon far easier than most.

    John-Michael Thomas (writer/director) plays Nick, the young man questioning life outside the box. He opens with a chronicle of how he and his generation became hooked on this alternative, and to some preferable, lifestyle. It’s amusing to see the evolution from the game of “Pong” to “Atari” “Nintendo” and beyond. How the invention of video games has captured a generation while creating a barrier nearly sheltering themselves from real people and emotions can be fascinating. But I have to admit; this reviewer’s age may have caught up with him and the fact that I never went any further than an hour with the game “Diablo”. Perhaps this is why I felt my interest wane on the film.

    The players are amusing ““ especially Brea Adams (before “Heroes”). She is fun to watch and adds a bright light to the dark cloud that follows the group that sometimes comes across pitiful. If I sound schizoid with this review ““ it’s because I am. At one point I admired Thomas for his valiant effort and originality, but as the film progressed I found myself getting antsy with an urge to play my PS3 rather than continuing watching others discover themselves outside a world of made up heroes, villains and monsters. It may be too early to consider writer/director/actor Thomas a triple threat, but that does not mean he’s not one to watch out for. He shows promise in all three and most likely has an audience for this film that should really be pushed at any comic con or gamer convention.

    “The Waiting List” is an odd piece that seems to divide an audience ““ men enjoyed the sarcasm and witty humor while some women may have laughed but were left unfulfilled. A group of parents attempt to get their kids into the most prestigious pre-school in the area. They have to spend the night in order to get on the school’s precious “waiting list.” I hate to keep making past movie references, but this cries out like Breakfast Club meets Clerks with parental angst. Now that may sound like a possible bummer, but it’s not largely due to the amiable cast and some very clever dialogue.

    The standout amongst the parents is Chris played by Jayme S. Hall who also is the comic relief, a stay-at-home dad with no filter accompanying his thoughts regarding sex, kids, pregnant women, Dora the Explorer. This character is written with such glee and Hall gives a very funny, flippant performance that also touches the heart. I would say that his is the primary reason to see the film, but it’s not. There are genuine moments between Teresa Decher as Ella and Audrey Walker as Audrey. Ella is a teen who may or may not be pregnant and struggling with the notion of it while questioning Audrey who could be giving birth that week. It’s a casual and fun dynamic that does not hit us over the head with moral issues. Instead, it allows us to play with the complexities in our heads.

    Then there is Ben (Bryce Flint-Somerville), the uptight, blackberry cursed, henpecked/work worn father who just needs a break. Unfortunately, he meets up with an old flame played with evil deliciousness by Kathryn Englund. She is the all-consuming bitch that plays hall monitor and snake, attempting everything she can to claw her way to a higher spot on the list so her son can be guaranteed a seat in the precious school. Ben is a great foil and one cannot help cheer for him at every turn. We feel his pain and laugh at it at the same time.

    The film does wander off at times in its rhythm, but just before it loses you Hall breaks in with another funny bit that reels us back in. Budget constraint aside, “The Waiting List” is worthwhile with a cast that is worth the wait.

    And, for those of you who might have lost hope in seeing greatness in a small film again, rejoice with another Jeremy Renner (The Hurt Locker) star-turn and voted best feature length film at the Phoenix Film Festival “Lightbulb”. Attention creative parties of this film, can we at least attach an exclamation point at the end to give this wonderful feature a marketing chance? This was truly a surprise hit at the festival along with the background of writer/producer Mike Cramm. Audiences kept growing with every performance and the word of mouth spread like wild fire. Funny, touching, and sincere in its character portrayal, “Lightbulb” wins one over by its simple story telling, but eventually throws you a curve ball with its remarkable ending that goes way beyond the norm of comedies of late. In fact, writer, Cramm and director Jeffrey Balsmeyer (the quirky British comedy,” Danny Deck Chair”) have crafted the closest thing to the comedies of Frank Capra in a long time.

    Renner is Sam, a sales and pitchman for his long time buddy and failed inventor Matt, played with frustrating warmth by Dallas Roberts. Their journey into the madness of small time inventions ending up on late night TV is a new twist on buddy movies and road comedies. To couple that with a ridiculous, yet genuine addiction to gambling makes for a story where we end up loving and caring for all involved. The next best thing since the pet rock or gia-pet may be just around the corner, but in the meantime, heartbreak, angst and disappointment are the hurdles one must jump several times over with rarely an end to the race of success. Along the way, Ayelet Zurer (Munich, Angels & Demons) is Gina, a grounding rod for the antics of the two and Matt’s long suffering girlfriend who unfortunately enables all of his foils for her devotion to him.

    Writer, Cramm has written a remarkable comedy/drama that sneaks up and attacks from behind. What at first comes across aimless and lighthearted eventually is thought provoking and inspiring. It’s like the title of his piece, “Lightbulb,” it seems like nothing special till it is turned on and sheds a whole new light. Director Balsmeyer knows exactly what he has been handed and plays it with wonderful alacrity. Renner and Roberts make a great team and we feel their frustration with every downfall. It just gets worse by the moment and we are surprised, saddened and laughing at the same time. This film and its cast are too good to ignore. This is Cramm’s first script and he should be applauded for a story that is a step above so many others with carefully drawn characters that touch are soul and make us thankful that there are a still a few artists left in an industry of tinker toys.

  • Trailer Park: Jeremy Renner of THE HURT LOCKER

    By Christopher Stipp

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    hurt_locker_posterBelieve me, the irony of talking to Jeremy Renner of THE HURT LOCKER in a restaurant that was located right next to an armed forces recruiting station was not lost on me.

    Meeting Renner while he was finishing an English muffin and his eggs, the man powered through 1:1’s whilst pounding his breakfast, was one of the more remarkable events with those I’ve interviewed this year as he seemed so pleased to be there talking about the film. As well as he should because THE HURT LOCKER is every bit as good as you’ve been hearing for a few notable reasons:

    1. It tells a powerful story without ever leaning on manipulation in an unfair manner

    2. It has moments of true tension and thrills that seem to go on an unnervingly long while

    3. Jeremy Renner is at once commanding, arresting and likable in every regard

    There’s a moment when Renner has to try and free a man who has come into contact with a suicide bomb. The whole sequence is shot so well that you ought to be ashamed if for one moment you don’t think it’s thrilling, frightening and exhilarating. And the whole film is littered with these kinds of powerful scenes and speaks to the strength of the material, the director and Renner’s ability to navigate the waters of being part badass and part savior.

    Meeting him in person was a thrill if for no other reason than this movie confirms my sense that Renner simply makes a movie better. 28 WEEKS LATER was, without question, made better with him in it and now THE HURT LOCKER succeeds because he sells us, the audience, that he is a bomb technician that is the same time crazy and completely in control of every situation. You absolutely need to see this film in the theater this summer as you can’t match its emotional punch.

    CHRISTOPHER STIPP:  I know this is the tail end of a long press junket and people are now starting to talk about this movie with greater frequency. You did this movie because you believed it in but what do you think of how well this movie is being received so positively?

    JEREMY RENNER: It’s better than a stick in the eye, I’ll tell you that.  It’s pretty amazing.  It really, really is.  Across the board to get so many people to respond to that I’m kind of speechless when it comes to that.  I’m not a big fan of reviews but I’m certainly a big fan of people watching it and being affected by it.  I don’t care if they love it or hate it but I care if they are affected by something.  To me, the best kind of cinema is if I think something or feel something different or it’s dialogue afterwords, but also being entertained.  That’s my favorite kind of cinema and that’s the kind of cinema I like to do and I feel that this movie does that.  Get your heart pumping, get you thinking and it astounds me that people dig it so much.  It’s a weird feeling.

    the-hurt-locker_1231882171_640wCS:  Mark Boal helped write this film.  He’s phenomenal at removing the political elements by simply focusing on characters.  With the flood of war movies that have come out his have stood out because he’s able to separate that.  When you first got the script and met with Mark, did he break it down and tell you that he wanted this film to be specifically about these guys and their job and not focus on the ancillary aspects?

    RENNER: That was more Kathryn conversations I had initially and then I got into talking with Mark about it later on.  I actually spent more than a year with them before starting shooting.  Initially when I first read it I thought I hope there is no weird secret sneaky sodomizing message happening here because there is no place in art ““ politics does not belong in art.  Leave it to Obama and everybody else to be in politics.  Cinema is for other things I think.  I just don’t think that’s OK.  So that was squelched very quickly after I talked to Mark and Kathryn about EOD and the focus about that job.  There’s so much interest in that alone, you don’t have to put in any extra message to try and make the film more important.  It’s already important because of this job that nobody knows about.

    STIPP:  I just read that among those in it EOD means EveryOneDivorced.  It’s completely stressful.  I think it’s funny that they look for people that are emotionally stable yet on the backside of it, something happens.  What did you find out through the course of your training getting ready for this ““ I read numerous interviews already that you said when you put on that suit it lowers your IQ completely.  When you talked to these guys, why do they do what they do?  They want to be helpful and want to help their country but deep down what’s the driving force?

    RENNER: Everyone is different.  If you talk to race car drivers their reasons are different as to why they do what they do.  That’s what separates them as individuals.  That’s what makes them individuals.  It’s what fuels us to do what we do.  For some people it was a pay upgrade, and for some people, it interests them.  Why?  There’s a thousand reasons.  It’s very specific things for them.  It’s so cinematic this movie and coming up with reasons why they do it we tried to make it as realistically as possible.  It sounds so un-cinematic to say, “I want a pay upgrade and better benefits when I get out of the Army.”  Do you know what I mean?  That sounds so unromantic.  But that’s the reality.  For some it’s because they are lifers, they’ve done four tours and they are in it.  A lot will become civil servants.  There is something inside of them that they feel, and I can only say what they feel.

    It’s hard.

    They would explain to me that they would become teachers or firefighters or police officers or something like that.  Something where they feel like they are doing something important.  Something where you feel like you are helping people ““ where you can give something.  As you can imagine that is very gratifying to a human being.  You sleep well at night and think if I died tomorrow I feel like I made a mark on the planet.  And, I feel like I’m OK.  I think that’s the driving force.  There’s nothing wrong with staying home and driving a fork lift for Costco.  My cousin is doing that right now.  Nothing wrong with that at all.  I wish I was doing that and it was making me happy because being an actor ““ there’s nothing really that great about it.  I have an amazing life but he knows when his vacation is and there is just good and bad with everything why people do what they do.  Sorry for the long-winded answer but it’s hard to explain that.  If someone can figure that out”¦..it’s pretty complex.

    65thvenicefilmfestivalhurtlockerphotocall7z6eybo8amxlCS:  So what is it about your character?  You see these movies where you have the maverick ““ the “You’re out of line, soldier!” cliche ““ it sort of begins that way because you want to sleep with unbarricaded windows where the mortars might come in, but there’s that moment, that sniper moment, which was not only genuine but it was heartfelt.  How important was that to you to show that sort of swagger but then show that element of, “I’m here because I really want to make a difference and I want to protect my crew as well?”  How hard was it to strike that balance?

    RENNER: It was written so brilliantly but also had some things that needed to be done without words.  And Kathryn was really great at capturing those things.  We vibed together so well, even though I rarely saw her because the sets were so big. Why we got along so well is because she is a painter, she’s a genius.  She’s such a voyeur and will capture all the little things hopefully that I thought I was giving (with Anthony) and we would dialogue about these things ““ they didn’t just happened that day a lot of times  -  but those aspects to James were really important.  Those sniper scenes ““ they were really important for my relationship with Anthony’s character and Brian’s character ““ really important.

    More important than that, to me, was the relationship with the boy.  That really elevated my character to me.  It humanized him more.  It made him weak.  There’s a downhill spiral for him.  He goes way out of line at that point ““ putting a face to death at that point.  The black suit guy at the end ““ so much is very telling and it informed me as the actor playing that role what that was.  On paper is one thing, but doing it, being a part of it and reacting to it, that always gives me a map how to play the character.  I feel it’s instinctual at times.

    CS:  Years ago I talked to a guy who made the documentary, GUNNER PALACE, about some guys who served in Iraq. The director mentioned that some guys who used to travel the highways in Iraq with their guns pointed out the window that when they come home, it’s almost like muscle memory, where they had to re assimilate to civilian life. When your character comes back and he’s standing in that cereal aisle,  I get it, but I think Kathryn captures that perfectly how guys can go into that situation and come home and pick out cereal.  Did Mark or Kathryn have that conversation that this guy is going back because this is what he wants to do, this is what he knows how to do, that real life just isn’t going to cut it?

    RENNER: That was my first question to Kathryn after I read the script.  I hadn’t even met Kathryn.  I was in London and I read the script and couldn’t put it down.  I wrote three pages of questions and answers about this character and about this movie, ideas, thoughts, a lot of different things.  So when I talked to Kathryn my first question was, “How do you want your audience to feel at the end of this movie as he’s walking into the sunset essentially back in the war? ‘Maybe I’ll tell you, maybe I wont’, it doesn’t really matter because it’s how anybody would feel about it.”  You just said.  So that told me a lot and just to be sure we were on the same page that’s what I took from it.  This is what’s he was going to do, this is what he’s good at, this is what fulfills him.  It took away the adrenaline junkie, the suicide aspect, check those off because those weren’t apart of him.  There might be a rush he gets from doing it but he enjoys what he does.  Like a downhill skier, there has to be a rush doing that.  But, is there a risk of death?  Probably slim going 80 miles an hour on two ski’s but you are doing what you love.  That’s enthralling.  That’s invigorating.  At first James feels like a thrill-junkie.  But, that’s not the case.  You realize that it becomes about the art of what he’s doing.  That’s why he saved all the bomb parts.  All these things were very informative as to what this character really is.

    the-hurt-locker-002-450CS:  And I’m glad you fought for that little nuance with him collecting the little bomb parts. These were brilliant choices and if you had a say in keeping that in, I think it’s important.  It’s who he is and who he wants to be.   And it’s interesting towards the end where you save the life of Owen and shoot him accidentally and he says are you doing it because it’s a thrill for you and it is hard to try and reconcile that it wasn’t.

    RENNER: I know.  We all had a difficult time shooting that scene.  First of all we had the helicopters going very loud and we were all disagreeing ““ the words were getting in the way.  It was being a thrill junkie mania or something ““ some of the words really bothered me ““ but let it be what it is ““ he’s sitting on a gurney pissed off, shot.  Maybe he says something that he means, maybe he doesn’t mean it.  But, yea, it could rub you the wrong way, it rubbed me the wrong way.  When he’s screaming at me, I thought we were understanding.  I thought to me people understood this character more.  But people are going to take what they want to take and see what they want to see.  It’s interesting that you point that particular moment out.

    CS:  And one of the cool things is that you are very musical with your characters.  Not sure if you did it for this guy like you have for other characters you’ve played ““ made a mix tape.

    RENNER: Yeah.

    CS: I’m interested to hear what kind of mix tape you gave this one…

    (Jeremy reaches into his pocket for his iPhone)

    RENNER: It might be on my cell phone.  I loved the play list so much I kept it for the gym or”¦.

    CS:  Doyle (from 28 WEEKS LATER)?

    RENNER: Doyle?  That wasn’t so memorable as The Hurt Locker.  Let me see if I have it.  I know that Muse is something I listen to all the time on it.  (He scans his phone) Where are you play list?

    CS:  What does it help you do, making that tape?

    RENNER: It can put me in a specific mind frame.  Put me in the right emotional state.  Music to me really lifts a moment.  If I’m not feeling connected, it can certainly connect me in a lot of different ways.  Sorry.  I love music so much.  Muse is a big one.  I like Patsy Cline.  You wouldn’t think that would be music for The Hurt Locker but in my mind this character is such an odd thing and James is alone on an island and an oddity himself, alone in his suit.  There’s something really different about him.  Somebody else might be jamming out to Zeppelin and he’s just ““ there’s just something interesting about that.  And Moonlight Sonata ““ always had the headphones when I had the suit on to find a place of peace.  So different things put me in different moods.

    65thvenicefilmfestivalhurtlockerphotocall7g7ayaxgichlCS:  I would have figured the character for some Nine Inch Nails.

    RENNER: Yeah, I had some of that on there.  The Muse that I had on there was some hard hitting stuff.  Some Radiohead.  Very tense.  Some AC/DC.  Bouncing around in the Humvee rocking out to AC/DC.  It just feels right.

    (Laughs)

    RENNER: Some 50 Cent ““ bouncing around.  It just put me in a different mood.

    CS:  I know I have to wrap it up…one of the last questions about the movie ““ I was so impressed when I saw it that this wasn’t shot in Toronto but right in the heart of the middle east.  It was something that could easily have been done on a back lot somewhere but this was filmed overseas.  How was it in that area?  It was a brilliant masterstroke of whoever said, “We should actually do this over there where it would feel more genuine.”  And it does do that.

    RENNER: The movie was to be made or broken, shooting in Amman, Jordan.  We were lucky to get that.  It could have been shot in Kuwait, which would have been fine or Morocco, which would have been great.  It was like a character in the film.  It made our movie.  We  could have done this in Bakersfield or in the desert in California or in a sound stage but the movie wouldn’t have been the movie that it is.  No matter how great Kathryn is, no matter how great the performances by these actors are.  Being in Amman, Jordan we just had to do it there.   It was absolute hell.  I wouldn’t want to do it again but I’m so glad we did it.  It was the most important thing.  We were shooting this movie with plastic guns but it didn’t matter because the surroundings were so real.

    It was reality.

    I wasn’t in fear of my life but this is as close as I ever want to get to war.  And it’s also a beautiful place.  The Red Sea, the Dead Sea, the treasury, riding camels.  This was really cool being there but hell to shoot there for us because we weren’t shooting in great locations.  We were shooting in refugee camps.  It felt a little weird.  If I’m an Iraqi and I escaped to save my family from the war  – usually those people have money.  Now you see Humvees rolling through.  That’s weird ““ I don’t know how to feel about that.  It was really interesting.  I learned a lot.  I learned so much.  Invaluable information for sure.

  • Toy Box: Spread Heads!

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    Normally I review toys and collectibles, but occasionally something sort of like that, but not quite like that, comes along that demands attention. Or something. I’m not sure what these little guys are demanding, but it’s something. Also, I usually do reviews, but think of this one as more of a feature. Sort of a ‘these are mighty amusing and your kids might like them’ sort of thing.

    They’re call Spread Heads. The concept is simple enough – can you think of anything funnier than when your buddy laughed so hard that milk spewed out of his nose? Or what about cousin Jimmy who used to bring something extra to every event by puking mustard? Family reunions haven’t been the same sent they sent Jimmy away.

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    That’s where the Spread Heads come in. Currently there are two – Ketchep Charlie (the yellow guy) and Mustard Marvin (the green guy). Pop these guys on the ketchup and mustard bottle at the next picnic, and watch as their particular condiment comes oozing out an orifice!

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    Both have high quality plastic screw tops behind the masks, that allow them to be attached to the top of your condiment bottle. As you can see, I attached them to a couple regular, right out of the store bottles, but they also work great with those picnic style dispensers. Once Ketchup Charlie is in place, you just squeeze the bottle and your red sugary tomato paste comes oozing out his nostrils. Then there’s Marvin, who seemingly spews mustard right out of his mouth, his green face adding to the overall effect.

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    The faces themselves are made from a soft rubber, and are dishwasher safe. While the majority of the face is cast in plastic the color you see, the eyes are painted. I noticed a couple smudges on Marvin’s eye, which I’d mention if this was a real review, but it’s not, so I won’t.

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    These goofy bottle toppers have shown up on the Tonight Show (B.C. – Before Conan), Rachel Ray, the Today Show, and several others. Of course, the potential of other characters, other condiments, and other fluids is pretty much endless. They already have a cat and dog (Pete and Oscar) due out this month that will spit out toothpaste, with plenty more in the works.

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    These are a pretty cheap form of entertainment too, running only about $4.50 each. Your inner child, as well as the one across the picnic table from you, is going to get plenty of amusement from these guys. Just don’t tell your wife you think it’s funny, unlless you like the eye roll treatment.

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    You can check them out at the Spread Heads website or follow them on Twitter (and follow me while your at it!).

  • Trailer Park: DON’T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME

    By Christopher Stipp

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    parker_2305One of the things that instantly sprang to mind this past week when the first ever pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick with their new brood hit the public hungry for celebrity photos wasn’t that here was a gorgeous family. No, my first reaction was, “When did Ferris Bueller start sporting mutton chops and a swooping, graying bob of a haircut that makes him look like an extra in a stage production of The Pirates of Penzance?”

    I am fully indoctrinated into the lasting effects of John Hughes’ films.

    One of the things that I’ve been working on for the past almost 2 and a half years is chasing down a story about a gaggle of filmmakers who went out to find out whether John Hughes still strikes a chord with today’s youth, decades after he made the core of his adolescent oeuvre, and to opine with some of the film’s stars about the process of working with the man who would be permanently a part of many teens who are now grown adults.

    What is striking about this is what while it’s taken such a long, long, long time to finally have a story to write about for you all to read about is that this couldn’t have been a more appropriately fitting story to share with an audience who has come this way via Kevin Smith, not only an appreciator of Hughes’ work but who makes an appearance in this documentary, DON’T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME. The four filmmakers who put themselves at the center of this film, Matt Austin, Michael Facciolo, Kari Hollend and Lenny Panzer, go out on a road trip to put together the legacy of what made Hughes so influential to them, to those who have seen his films, and to make their way to his front door. Literally.

    This is merely the beginning of a multi-part interview series with the film’s creative nerve center and to hopefully get all of you interested enough to pick up next month’s 80’s themed issue of GEEK MONTHLY magazine where I have written a full piece on this. As well, if you want some behind the scenes/on the cutting room floor snippets of the documentary please feel free to patronize these filmmakers’ blog right here. They are planning release this as a movie you’ll be able to directly buy but until that happens please enjoy the conversation below.

    johnCHRISTOPHER STIPP: Where to begin? It’s probably best to start where you and everyone else came together to want to do this.

    KARI HOLLEND: Matt and Lenny were the ones who came up with the idea this was their brain child. The two of them were working on writing a script together and they were trying to write a good coming of age teenage story and they started talking and obviously when you are going down that road John Hughes comes to mind and it sort of provoked the question ““ “What ever happened to the guy?”

    What ever happened to films like those and it became the bigger question and once they started talking about it they realized like there is no way we could ever write a script close to John Hughes ““ here’s an idea ““ why don’t we go figure out where the guy is. So I get a call from Matt who already had Michael and Lenny – at that time they were all actors as well. I am the only outcast who doesn’t act, or you could say sane person, and I get this call from Matt who I met once or twice and he’s like, “Kari, I have to come visit you at your office. I have this idea but need to pitch it to you in person.” So he came by but the original pitch of the documentary in the end is ironic ““ they had proposed that the four of us get on a bus ““ they wanted me to get on board and be a producer with them and then we get on a bus for two weeks and we travel across to Lake Forest, which is where John Hughes lives and we go to deliver a script to John Hughes and along the way we find out if anyone knows who he is, does anyone remember his films fondly, where do they fit in the world today? So I was kind of like, “You know what? I don’t really know you guys that well. I’m not getting on a fucking bus for two weeks to live on a school bus and I don’t really see that thing entertaining. I do like the idea of the John Hughes idea. Why don’t we work from there and formulate it?” We sort of left it at that and thought of who we could interview. Three days later we had Ally. She was our first yes and we are forever grateful.

    CS: That’s wild.

    HOLLEND: It was so fucked up. We were like, “OK, this is crazy.” I will just throw things out there and see what happens. I said, “Why don’t we see if anyone will even talk to us?” So, this was February of ’06 by the way. Then Matt emails me and says there is this John Hughes film festival at the University of Maryland in March. We should go check it out. So we thought it was really crazy that these university kids are having this film festival because that means they are aware and here becomes the beginning, the evolution of what our original thesis is and part of it today which is do people today relate to the Hughes films and do they relate to films of that genre today. So sure enough, we drive to Maryland ““ our first road trip of many ““ and that was really a big bonding experience for us. We didn’t really know each other that well. So we get in the car in March and in Toronto it’s still really snowy and kind of gross and Spring is looming and it’s around the corner and we drive to Maryland and it’s all beautiful and blossomed and warm and we get to the picturesque American town and University actually the town wasn’t so picturesque it was kind of ghetto but the University was beautiful and sure enough, we started talking to all these teenagers who started to unload on us about how they don’t make films like this any more, what’s wrong with Hollywood, we hate all the films today, we can’t relate to anyone. I believe one of the first quotes we got was “I relate to Molly Ringwald more than Jessica Alba ““ I just don’t look like that.”

    I’ve seen those films 100’s of times and they talked about where they saw them and it was either a hand down from their parents or TV. It was just a part of their world. You almost didn’t meet one person on that campus in their early 20’s who hadn’t seen some or all of the Hughes films. So, then it was like, “OK, we’re on to something, let’s do this documentary.” That March road trip was the kickoff.

    And even though the University was behind this film festival it was students who were running it and I think it showed us the voice is coming from the kids. It wasn’t the teachers saying let’s do this film festival for John ““ it was the kids, the students, saying this was important.

    And just to give you some insight none of us had ever done a documentary before. In the name of Kevin Smith, we said fuck it, he says to credit card it, let’s just keep going and rack up enough debt until we run out of money, someone will give us money. So at this point we had no funding. We were just like GO. We didn’t even have preproduction. We went from pitch to production. So you can imagine now as more experienced filmmakers we realize the importance of development and preproduction are so imperative and we basically did everything ass backwards. And it has made for a very entertaining line. So here we are again without a penny to our names, we all have our credit cards and what is in our bank accounts and we start to proceed and so begins the huge list, everyone we tried to contact and how we got all the interviews and what it took to get them.

    MICHAEL FACCIOLO: And you know, following up on what she’s saying one of the things that after she said yes it kind of became a real snowball effect.

    CS: How did you find that getting answers to how these unknowns became known actors?

    HOLLEND: We got to interview Jackie Burch who was the casting director for 16 Candles and Breakfast Club.

    She mentioned how the Jake Ryan character almost wasn’t cast ““ all these stories about how she found these kids and Judd Nelson’s character Bender ““ wore the clothes he was wearing to the audition. The clothes that he wore in the Breakfast Club ““ his character – was a direct reflection of who he was during the audition. He wasn’t a known actor yet and Jackie was one of our first yes’s and she gave us this incredible interview. Everyone who came on board was very generious two of the biggest ones, Louise Ward and Pam Silverstien. They both came on board early on and helped to shepherd us as did Jackie. They put out their feelers and were really supporting us. My first call to Louise ““ she’s this amazing woman, very intelligent, and has the craziest vocabularies she asked me, “So, who else do you have?” And at that point I think I only had Ally and someone else and she was like, “Oh honey. You need some help ““ you can’t go calling people and tell them that you have one person. Don’t you have John Hughes?”

    That is when she took pity on us and decided to shepard us.

    sixteenCS: When you first started rolling tape and you don’t have a real thesis in mind other than to find out the cultural impact of John Hughes, what were you finding in your dailies and going back finding out what people were saying, were there any surprises when you started to take a look at the footage?

    FACCIOLO: When we looked back at the footage? Like what was the feeling of the responses we were getting while it was happening?

    CS: Right. Anything your were assuming going in that maybe you weren’t …

    HOLLEND: We started to ask, “Where did you go, John Hughes, in the middle of Hollywood?” People are not happy. Not just the people working in the system but people who are going to see films and paying $20.00 plus for the experience and coming out really unfulfilled. We went back to the drawing board…how a film gets made ““ we almost had too much to talk about. For example, we met with a guy and this is already a year and a half into it who does market research for the studios and talked about the process now vs. then. “You could never make Breakfast Club now in a studio,” he said, “One location. All dialogue. It’s like, where’s the sex, drugs, everything, you know?” So, really the idea of how Hollywood changed became a focus point. We didn’t have any studio executives as it was difficult to get them on camera and then halfway though we finally got some to sit down with us to talk about how the system has changed. , I don’t think that’s coming back into the documentary because that veers into a whole other film we will show some of the footage on our blog.

    We started to realize that what was going to make our film better was to let things be assumed and not hit them over the head. So by hearing teenagers say “I’m not happy” and hearing the actors talk about what it took to make the films back then one would assume you could put A plus B equals C because in those messages it says, “We’re not happy.” You got your audience and the industry saying things have changed.

    But we don’t want to beat them over the head with it in the film. You either pick it up or you don’t.

    CS: So what was the genesis of tracking down John Hughes?

    FACCIOLO: Basically, after we interviewed all sorts of people, it became pretty clear that the one thing we were missing…there is a little bit of sub story to this…Kari and I went over to David Anderlie’s house in Los Angeles, who was the music supervisor for Hughes, and he was the head of A&M Records at the time and was responsible, along with Hughes, for making popular a lot of those bands in the 80’s….

    HOLLEND: Simple Minds

    FACCIOLO: Simple Minds, Echo and The Bunnymen, all those guys, and he happens to be neighbors with Judd Nelson. I mean, next door neighbors.

    HOLLEND: Literally next door. Like, “Hey, buddy, here’s your mail in the morning. How’s it going Judd?”

    FACCIOLO: So Judd did an interview with us for the film, and Kari and I were like, “There’s Judd Nelson sitting in the yard.” And if you were want to know about his yard, he’s got gargoyles and Barbie with her head cut off handing from his front door as a chime.

    HOLLEND: He’s a dark guy.

    FACCIOLO: So anyway we convinced him to come down to our edit suite and we would screen the film for him. So he sat there and watched the film. He didn’t say a word really. He sat there pretty quiet through the whole thing. This was one of the earlier cuts in the film.

    But this was before our road trip idea. So at the end of it, he sat there for quite a while and after about 10 minutes he changed. And the first thing out of his mouth was, “I want to hear about you guys. I want to hear about these people that were passionate enough and felt it important enough to find answers to these questions.” And on Kari’s, we’ll call it her 29th birthday, it became clear that what we needed to do was go find John Hughes himself.

    HOLLEND: It was my 31st birthday.

    FACCIOLO: So that was the genesis for the road trip. Us understanding that we had to go and find the man himself.

    HOLLEND: It was important to us….we kind of came at this road trip from a few different perspectives. One being that that was the original idea. I said no to two weeks on a bus with these guys and it ended up being Deal / No Deal and I always refer to that because I chose the wrong suitcase. I said no to two weeks so I sign up for three fucking years on the road without ever realizing what I’m getting into. So we said we’re going to pack ourselves into a van and come at this with a bit of an apology. We’re coming at this from a place, it’s been three and a half years, we were four inexperienced filmmakers, we’ve done everything wrong and right at the same time and the one thing after 21 cuts of our film, 80 hours of footage, make blood, sweat and tears literally, 3 of us got married over the course of this film, one of us, two of the guys ““ their wives are about to have babies, our executive producer producer had twins ““ so many things have happened with our personal lives, so many things have happened. But this film is us coming to the audience and saying here we are 3 and a half years later. But this film is us coming to the audience and saying here we are two and a half years later, x amount of money in the hole, in debt ““ we feel like the thing left to do now because one of the questions that came out through the documentary is, “Did you get to Hughes and did you try?” And we felt like now is our time. Now is the time to get on the road and do this and to tell you where we’re coming from because we did make a lot of mistakes doing this and we’re coming to you almost naked saying, “Here’s our story, here’s how it happened, why it happened and we think without our story intertwined in this it doesn’t have as much potency, it doesn’t have as much heart.” And this road trip really shows the heart of the film in two days, which is ironic again because all of Hughes’s films take place over: a) a journey and b) a very short time. Breakfast Club, an afternoon, 16 Candles, the birthday, Weird Science, a weekend when the parents went out of town, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. So this is our little version of our Hughes experience.

    CS: But, it wasn’t planned like that.

    HOLLEND: No, it wasn’t planned like that. We realized it after and over the course of this weekend of us driving in a van and searching through Lake Forest to find him and all the discoveries that happened, again, tensions are high. It’s been two and a half years, we all have very different personalities, which certainly come out and we all have conflicting ideas and a lot of this came out on camera. This road trip was a linchpin ““ a beginning, middle and end. We start at the end and sort of preface what is about to be shown which is the conversation that happens in all the interviews and then you sort of follow us and wonder ““ do they get him? Do they get to Hughes? That’s the question of the whole film.

    hughes3-182-of-340-1CS: That aside, about whether or not you talk to him and whether or not you had any conversation with him, what were some of the thoughts and reflections on some of the people you talked to as to why he made all these really rock solid films and then just pulled a J.D. Salinger?

    FACCIOLO: It came out he was always an outcast. I don’t think ever really cared to be a part of that Hollywood scene and don’t think he enjoyed it much. He directed to protect the material. He’s a writer. He’s always been a writer. As Kevin Smith said, F.U. guys. “You’re lucky if your filmmaker gives you one good film.” It’s like “I gave you 5 good teen films” how much more do you expect him to give? You’re selfish if you do ask for more, that sort of thing. Going back to the JD Salinger thing, it’s funny ““ it comes up a lot. Him being a recluse.

    But then all of a sudden we drive into this town where he lives in, which is this beautiful Norman Rockwell type town. He lives in this absolutely beautiful house. He’s happily married to his high school sweetheart. He’s a family man now and is certainly not a recluse within his own home. We met his mailman, we met his pizza man. He’s living his life which is one of the conclusions I got that is directly related to his last teen film that he directed, and in my opinion, this quote that I will say gives his most adult advice without the actors saying it or showing it ““ life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around you are going to miss it.

    He was just taking his own advice.

    HOLLEND: As a teenager and adolescent you can never have the foresight to understand what that really means. You only understand that as you get older. And for the most part we all get greedy. We want more and more and more. And he’s sort of saying, you know what? My pockets are pretty full right now. I have this incredible life. He’s got quite a lot of money in the bank. Maybe he’s just not hungry anymore. Like Andrew McCarthy, he took his bat and ball and went home. He’s living a wonderful, beautiful life. So, to me, he’s not a recluse. He’s just living off the fruits of his labor and basically hanging it up when it’s time to retire and enjoying retirement.

    FACCIOLO: Do you want to hear my theory?

    CS: Yes.

    FACCIOLO: He’s coming back.

    Just like Edmond Dantes, from the Count of Monte Cristo, and he’s been quoted as saying he’s going to have the last laugh. And I don’t know… Are you familiar with the story of the Count of Monte Cristo?

    CS: He eventually comes back and…..

    FACCIOLO: Yeah, he takes revenge on people who have harmed him. So, if you ask me, John Hughes’s story is the story of Edmond Dantes.

    HOLLEND: I wouldn’t agree with that necessarily and I think it’s a little convoluted. I think he’ll come back. I don’t think he’s as bitter as people think. Michael says he writes as Edmond Dantes which is not really true. He uses that as an alias. But all the things that have been rewritten with his name, those are stories he wrote 20 years ago. The only thing they gave the writers for Drillbit Taylor was the pitch. High school nerds hire a bodyguard to help protect them from a bully. They never got to see the original treatment, which is John’s. He just got the story idea. The majority of stuff you see with his name on it, other than Edmond Dantes, are things he wrote years ago ““ taking things out of the vault. So he hasn’t really written anything new in years. It’s all old stuff of his from the vault.

    CS: Why does his last few movies feel so different, in your own opinions? Why does his last couple efforts didn’t have the same kind of feel, the same kind of resonance as his other films?

    HOLLEND: In my opinion, he was hired to do a job. The other ones came from him. I think it’s fair to say the ones that came from his heart and his mind were the ones that had the most pull. The other ones that he started just working for a studio ““ make us more money, make us more money here’s the idea ““ Go ““ I think that’s when, and there’s a great interview, that he starts to become disingenuous. That’s when it starts to fall apart because those weren’t his ideas. I think he writes very much from experience and from his own personal thoughts and his heart. Asking him to write something he’s not connected to, I think you get a combination of a big blockbuster hit that appeals to the masses but doesn’t really resonate with anyone.

    FACCIOLO: If I had a hundred million dollars in my bank account and I never had to work again ““ I don’t know how that would affect me as an artist but I think it would affect me someway.

    CS: Talk to me about the interviews. You probably got from students how important he was ““ his films are obviously different than the teen films we get today ““ which are really not very good ““ whether that’s us waxing nostalgia or whether that’s the absolute truth ““ what were you finding from the actors, the players, what are some interesting tales of how John Hughes orchestrated his film sets?

    HOLLEND: I think one of the most interesting things was how he treated them. He was really a collaborator. He was very open. He would talk to them on their level rather than pandering down to them which was very apparent because it comes across on screen. He’s not talking down to his audience. He would let these kids, because they were essentially kids at the time, be very much a part of the process and contribute to their characters.

    hughes3-195-of-340-12FACCIOLO: And you know, he was a writer. Before he was a director I think his true talent was in writing, and as director Howard Deutch said, he directed to protect the writing a lot of the time.

    HOLLEND: I think what we found was they appreciated his willingness to let them go where they needed to go. And the other thing, every single person talked about music. Judd Nelson said the thing was, “he was getting it from somewhere.” He knew what we were listening to before we were listening to it.” He was just amazing at getting inside the minds of these teenagers at the age of 35. I remember, Ally talked about how at one point on the Breakfast Club he would go up to each one of them and say, “You are playing me.” Each one of them were playing a character that he played or that he was in high school. I just think he was open and collaborative.

    He wasn’t afraid to say I don’t know.

    Judd Nelson said that. All of a sudden, overnight ““ I’m paraphrasing what Judd Nelson said ““ overnight somebody in this day and age becomes a director and all of a sudden that means they know everything there is to know about editing, everything there is to know about sound, they know everything there is to know about color-correction, which is isn’t the case. And I think John was very open and surrounded himself with the right people and saying, “I don’t know, what do you think?” That’s an important lesson and I think that’s something that now with everyone being a filmmaker, with You Tube and the digital age, everyone thinks they knows what it takes and I think one of the biggest things, as an artist or filmmaker, is being able to say, I don’t know.

    FACCIOLO: You know it’s funny, if you watch The Breakfast Club you see so many similarities between David Lee’s films ““ obviously completely different right? But, David Lee is known for taking his actors and giving them a year’s worth of preparation on their character. So while we met and talked to these actors who took part in his films, they understood those characters in such a deep, intrinsic level that it was easy to go off the dialogue and it was easy to create really good stuff because they were so into the character and so into the process and I think, like Kari was saying, I think he instilled a little bit of himself into each of those characters.

    And Howard Deutch talked about he’s almost a freak in his genius. Howie Deutch directed Some Kind of Wonderful and Pretty in Pink and one night he said, again, paraphrasing, he was on John’s couch and they were in production supposed to be doing some rewrites for Some Kind of Wonderful and 5 hours later John comes up with 50 pages and he hands it to Howie and he said “What are you doing man? I thought you were supposed to be doing some rewrites?” and he said, “I was but read this.” And it ended up being the first 50 pages of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, that he wrote in a matter of hours.

    CS: How was John Hughes able to make his films feel so intimate?

    HOLLEND: I think there was a combination of things and this is where it helps to talk to people like Jackie Burch for starters, regarding casting. She cast real teenagers. They were really people you would see in high school. Look at Anthony Michael Hall ““ he looked like a 16 year old boy. Today, they don’t. And all these glamorous lives and cars and toys that everyone has in films today ““ it’s not like that everywhere. He hit it on the head and made it available not just for the rich and famous living in LA and New York. He lived in the middle of nowhere. He’s got the weird aunts, got the grandparents feeling you out during puberty. He painted all these details It’s what everyone relates to. With broad strokes, everyone can laugh and it’s funny. It’s the heart of the matter that makes you say, “I could be that person or I understand what that person is going through.” And, by making these films in Chicago, in Northbrook or Shermer, or some fictitious place we’ve been to three times, he really painted a picture of what so many people lives are actually like.

    FACCIOLO: And I think if you go back to his hometown and you spend just 20 minutes in that town, you just know, you understand where these characters came from. They are real people. John Hughes didn’t grow up in a wealthy neighborhood. He grew up on the outskirts of a wealthy suburb of Chicago, which he now lives in.

    ferrisHOLLEND: It’s a combination ““ the setting, the costumes, the characters, the writing, the directing.

    FACCIOLO: I think the writing was the biggest thing. He was able to speak the language that people understood.

    People at the time didn’t ““ Mia Sara during her interview said, “I had no idea, I had no idea at the time that this was going to be such an anthem-like film.” None of them realized at the time that these films would carry them throughout their entire lives. One of them said “Yeah, I had an idea that it would be big as it was” but they had no clue.

    HOLLEND: And they still get fan mail today. Andrew McCarthy had a great quote, “It was our objective in that day as an actor, to just be a good actor and to get a job. The focus was not on wearing the most designer outfits. One weekend I’m auditioning for Weekend at Bernies, the next I’m auditioning for Pretty in Pink. It was about doing a good job.” It wasn’t about ““ their agenda wasn’t about becoming famous.

    CS: Why do you think he took so many chances with unknowns? Looking back on it, the casting was brilliant.

    HOLLEND: I think everyone at some point is an unknown. If you keep going back to the well, these people become so known that it actually hurts them because they are not able to play a role. Without knowing these people, you love them as the characters they are playing. And I certainly think they took the time to cast and find the people that were going to play the parts well but you bought them as these characters. Some of this is our fault because they almost got pigeon holed.

    CS: What do you they think? What do they…..let me try to wrap my mouth around the question. When you got these actors to talk about it, a lot of the actors I talk to when they have features coming out in a week, two weeks, three weeks, all talk about that it was just a job, a good experience. But now these guys you talked to, they’ve had the benefit of pop culture catching up with them and seeing how much an impact they do, what do they feel? The ones that got out of acting all together, how do they view these films in regards to their own life paths ““ do they look at it as just a job or do they look at it as something more?

    HOLLEND: They look at it as something more. I think they were all: a) nostalgic and b) sad and almost set them up for disaster because they never got those experiences again. In each film you have an experience ““ a bonding experience. Each film is unique to its own. A lot of them were saying, “We’d love to work with him again. Come back.” One of Judd’s last sentences was, “Let’s do it again.” When someone says it’s just a job I find that interesting. Did you not read the script at all? What made you want to do it? And I think a lot of them found that in years to come, that was some of the best writing they ever got to speak.

    When you start off that good, it’s hard to find that again. I think they would love to get back to that place in the film world, where they can erase some of the past, and do some good work. Be really inspired by a script.

    I know Mia talks about she went to this art school from Ferris Bueller and John really recreated a high school environment so I think part of what was captured was him again, creating this real world that they were playing from. It wasn’t just a set. There was this real life high school happening while they were shooting it. It’s the chemistry. She was a 17 year old girl, so she was so awkward and uncomfortable it translates.

    FACCIOLO: Like Roger Ebert said, he put them up in a motel outside of O’Hare and got all the kids out of Hollywood ““ there was no flying them in and out of Hollywood and you’re on the set for three months, you’re secluded and you’re bonding with thee people as your friends, as your high school peers and you’re going to deal with it because that’s what you are dealing with in character so that’s what you are going to deal with in front of the camera.

    Mia has a quote that he would take Alan and Matthew down to the record store and buy thousands of records ““ just listen to all this different music. His wall, Ferris’s room is covered in posters with all the British rock bands they never knew of. He really went into the psyche and gave these guys all this extra material to work with.

    FACCIOLO: Like we had a little scene in our film where after the interviews we would ask them to give a message to John Hughes. And Mia said she was very sorry and was very apologetic for the way she behaved on that film. She was Sloan but as time went by I think she reflected on that and she’s obviously changed and you know, she was 17 or 18 years old when she did that film. But now she has the perspective to look back.

    Special thanks to Emma McIntyre for some photo assistance

  • TV Or Not TV: 7/6 – 7/12

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    Welcome to TV or Not TV where I’m giddy for the return of Big Brother.

    Every year around the 4th of July CBS conducts their televised social experiment when they lock 13 people into  the Big Brother house, which is actually a large house built inside of a CBS sound stage complete with an open back yard. Every wall is lined with two way mirrors and the house is equipped with over 28 cameras and 60 microphones dedicated to one thing: capturing a contained societies human drama. The people locked in this house will only have each other to talk to, scheme with, and plot against for the rest of the summer as they try every week to avoid being “evicted” and being the last person standing to win $250,000.

    With each passing year the producers of Big Brother try to up the ante on the show by coming up with clever ideas and twists. This year, however, I think all the attention on water boarding in the news put the producers and house designers into a stalag frame of mind. There is one room in the Big Brother house that contestants (here-to referred to as House Guests) will compete to stay out of and after seeing preview pictures I can understand why. The beds consist of a one inch thick piece of padding, what looks like an in-flight airline blanket, and a slightly than standard pillow. This is a room that all of the House Guests will be competing to stay out of. If the motivation of the discomfort of the room isn’t enough to motivate them they will also be given the treat of only being able to use a shower with only cold water.

    The next bedroom that is a step up from this one is hardly what I would call an upgrade. The room itself has a “pool” theme so the walls and floor are covered in pool tiles and the bed settings are made from inflatable pillows with inflatable pool raft comforters. Nothing says a good night of sleep like sticking to your pillow and blanket! There is, however, one regular bedroom with regular beds so don’t think that they are making all 13 of their House Guests suffer.

    The great thing about this show is that as time passes and the regular social graces fall to the way side the drama unravels on television three nights a week. Every Thursday and Sunday Night at 8 PM and Tuesday night at 9 you can see how the editors of this show cut together the natural drama and play it up to an entertaining extreme that I revel in every year. I can’t explain why I enjoy the show as much as I do but I come back every year.

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    This week you will also notice a change in the network that some of the suggested shows are airing on. On July 7th the Sci-Fi network will try to shed some of it’s Star Trek perception by switching the name of the network to SyFy. Even though the name is pronounced the same they are hoping that this change in name will allow them to branch out more in public perception and offer a wider range of shows that still target the same audience. It’s confusing to say the least but as long as the programming gets better than I’ll ride it out.

    Now let’s take a look at what TV has to offer us to try to conquer the summer time blues.

    MONDAY

    TLC – 7:00 PM: If you haven’t caught the other cake shop show Cake Boss then tonight you can watch 8 episodes tonight. Don’t get confused though as episodes 1 through 6 are aired in reverse order. Someone must have been hopped up on sugar when they planned tonight’s schedule.

    VH1 – 10:00 PM: Having run out of decades to love and news of the week to lampoon the only thing that seems to be left is to debate useless topics on The Great Debate.

    SHO – 10:00 PM: Alanis Morissette joins the cast of Weeds for a brief stint as Nancy’s obstetrician.

    TUESDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: 8 families travel the US while doing clever and entertaining competitions at both popular and obscure landmarks seeking to be the last family standing to win a dream prize in The Great American Road Trip.

    ABC FAMILY – 8:00 PM: If this TV show named after and inspired by the movie 10 Things I Hate About You is a success I’ll look forward to the FOX re-imagining of She’s All That.

    SYFY – 9:00 PM: The X-Files meets Friday the 13th: The TV Series with the SyFy original series Warehouse 13. If you can get around the new network name the pilot is very entertaining.

    WEDNESDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Nothing says love and support than couples traversing the obstacle course of shame and pain on Wipeout.

    TLC – 9:00 PM: Were you able to keep down dinner after last week’s episode of Monsters Inside Me last week? Organism outbreaks challenges you again this week.

    NBC – 10:00 PM: I’m still not sure what to think of The Philanthropist so I’m going to have to watch this week as well to make up my mind. I’ll let you know next week what I think.

    THURSDAY

    NBC – 8:30 PM: I’m not one to really recommend a repeat but tonight’s re-air of The Office is classic for me with the pure ineptness that Jim and Dwight show

    CBS – 9:00 PM: As mentioned above at length Big Brother premieres to fill the void of summer television. Bring on the Chen-Bot!

    FRIDAY

    THE N – 8:30 PM: A group of  hopefuls try to reach their dreams by starting on the Hollywood ladder in The Assistants.

    SYFY – 9:00 PM: The quirky high-tech show Eureka returns for another 13 episodes tonight as former Sheriff Carter meets his robotic replacement.

    SATURDAY

    CBS – 9:00 PM: Tonight you can finally learn who has been committing the wedding from hell murders with the series finale of Harpers Island.

    HALLMARK – 9:00 PM: I don’t usually watch the Hallmark channel but not since the 1980 TV film The Girl, the Gold Watch and Everything I think TV has been mising a  three part title movie. Because of this I may just watch The Gambler, the Girl and the Gunslinger.

    SUNDAY

    LIFETIME – 9:00 PM: Heaven Can Wait meets Now and Again as a shallow, skinny model wannabe gets bounced back down from the pearly gates into the plus side body of a lawyer in Drop Dead Diva.

    HBO – 10:300 PM: Entourage is back for a brand new season. Vince is in demand again, Turtle is dating Meadow Soprano and Drama is… well… I’m sure he’s about to get mad or start yelling about something by 10 minutes in.

    Will Wilkins is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.

  • Trailer Park: PUBLIC ENEMIES – Review

    By Christopher Stipp

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    I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

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    RIP: A REMIX MANIFESTO – Contest

    rip_homeGirl Talk is without question one of the more progressive musical artists of the 21st century and it’s an abomination that current laws prohibit this man from fully realizing his potential.

    Back when albums from The Beastie Boys or Biz Markie in the late 80’s included enough samples to make any litigious lawyer nowadays salivate at the chance to sue for copyright infringement it is a godsend that they did not because these artists brought another dimension to their own vision of what music should be. There is a difference between the wholesale theft of a musician’s original work and what someone else could do with the atoms and particles of it and crafting a pastiche of originality.

    RiP: A REMIX MANIFESTO brings this issue and more like it to the surface as a documentary that is out to define what it is to be dealing with the issue of copyright in our modern age. Crafted over 6 years and still not finished as the makers of the film allow viewers to make their own version of the film, their own mash-up of sorts. Further, those living in the US name their own rate for the film which is also available in Apple’s iTunes store.

    Lucky for three of you I have the chance for you to watch the film in its entirety for the low low cost of free. Shoot me your name at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and I’ll enter you in a contest for a copy of this brilliant documentary on a subject that you all should care about; the copyright laws have, without a doubt, prevented an album like Paul’s Boutique to change the musical landscape.

    More about the film:

    In RiP: A remix manifesto, Web activist and filmmaker Brett Gaylor explores issues of copyright in the information age, mashing up the media landscape of the 20th century and shattering the wall between users and producers.

    The film’s central protagonist is Girl Talk, a mash-up musician topping the charts with his sample-based songs. But is Girl Talk a paragon of people power or the Pied Piper of piracy? Creative Commons founder, Lawrence Lessig, Brazil’s Minister of Culture Gilberto Gil and pop culture critic Cory Doctorow are also along for the ride.

    A participatory media experiment, from day one, Brett shares his raw footage at opensourcecinema.org, for anyone to remix. This movie-as-mash-up method allows these remixes to become an integral part of the film. With RiP: A remix manifesto, Gaylor and Girl Talk sound an urgent alarm and draw the lines of battle.

    Which side of the ideas war are you on?

    MAFIA – DVD Review

    00095470-947063_275Watching PUBLIC ENEMIES last week put me in the mood to take advantage of watching a series that out some reality back into my television watching.

    For some it’s Friends or the Office or some variation on the sitcom we’ve all come to know and revile, for me it’s a solid documentary. Specifically, I’m addicted to the seedier side of our American heritage and nowhere else has this addiction been better satisfied than with the History channel’s examination into the mob with The Mafia. In what feels like 10 brisk hours you go from thinking you know everything about the mob because you’ve watched all the seasons of the Soprano’s to having a better understanding on a subject that has all levels of great storytelling: love, murder, revenge and the dark realization that this is still going on in the world. (Just ask the author of Gomorrah, Roberto Saviano. He wrote an expose on organized crime in Naples and was put under police protection.)

    The DVD set is currently available through the History Channel and, an added bonus, on sale. For $28.00 you are getting more than a history lesson, you’re getting a dose of cold reality that even though the Irish help build America it was a sect of Italians who were there to make sure they got a piece of the action.

    A little bit more about the DVD:

    MAFIA: THE HISTORY OF THE MOB IN AMERICA – VOLUME ONE

    Starting with the prohibition years, this groundbreaking investigation traces the origins of the ethnic gangs that capitalized on criminal activities by turning them into family enterprises. With men like Al Capone, Lucky Luciano, and Lepke Buchalter at its heart, and bootlegging, racketeering, and murder at its soul, this four-part series is a sweeping saga of bloodshed, betrayal, and big business.

    * THE PROHIBITION YEARS / BIRTH OF THE AMERICAN MAFIA: Prohibition spells 100 proof profit for local gangs…Until the “families” arrive from Sicily.

    * THE KENNEDYS AND THE MOB: The Kennedys’ murky past returns to haunt them.

    * UNIONS AND THE MOB: The Mafia takes on the Communists for control of the unions.

    * EMPIRE OF CRIME: The Mob steps on a gold mine in World War II.

    * BONUS FEATURES: Documentary “American Justice: Mob Hitmen”.

    * LUCKY LUCIANO: CHAIRMAN OF THE MOB: He ran the Mob like a corporation–diversifying rackets, organizing gangs and running his own political candidates–and his top-secret war efforts earned him parole from a 50-year sentence.

    * MEYER LANSKY: MOB TYCOON: From the pogroms of Eastern Europe to the heyday of the Vegas Mob, rare footage and interviews reveal the double life of the man known as the Mob’s financial leader.

    * GENOVESE: PORTRAIT OF A CRIME FAMILY: Known for their high level of sophistication, the Genovese family not only played a leading role in creating the structure of organized crime in America, but in shaping how the mob used its vast power.

    * BUGSY SIEGEL: Handsome, glamorous and the most vicious crime boss of all, Benjamin “Bugsy” Siegel began as a hit man on the streets of Brooklyn and died the victim of a mysterious murder, but not before turning a desert mirage into a Las Vegas dreamland.

    * MAN, MOMENT, MACHINE: AL CAPONE AND THE MACHINE GUN MASSACRE: Crime boss Al Capone elevated the violence of Prohibition Chicago to a new level with the Thompson submachine gun, a messenger of death that led to one of the most famous mass murders in history.

    * DEAD MEN’S SECRETS: AMERICA AND THE MOB: WARTIME FRIENDS: Did WWII spur a partnership between the U.S. government and organized crime? In 1942, fire broke out on the luxury liner-turned-troop carrier, the Normandie. While some mafia leaders claimed responsibility, an alleged protection deal with the government kept the blame on “Nazi sabotage.”

    * BIOGRAPHY: THE GAMBINOS: THE FIRST FAMILY OF CRIME: Trace the rise and fall of one of the most famous Mafia families, from crime legend Carlo Gambino to his successor Paul Castellano, and the reign of John Gotti.

    PUBLIC ENEMIES – Review

    public-enemies-posterThe very thing that makes PUBLIC ENEMIES a fresh entry into the summer movie dogfight is its Achilles heel.

    When Michael Mann made the decision to shoot the film about the notorious gangster John Dillinger (Johnny Depp) and the FBI agent assigned to catch him, Melvin Purvis (Christian Bale), he shot a film throughout the Midwest corridor that tries to capture 1933’s America.

    Banks were seen as the real public enemy, much like if we had a gangster knocking down AIG branches if there were any, their locations already familiar to Mann who knows how to break down and block a bank robbery, down to the detail of the crook letting the common man know that their money is not the money they want. There is a kind of reverse vigilantism at play in some portions in this film but one of the sticking points this story has is that Dillinger was not ever ready to go back to jail and, if given the opportunity, he would just as soon as mow down a pack of coppers with his tommy gun as he would proclaiming how untouchable he is. Marion Cotillard, playing Dillinger’s flavor of choice throughout the movie, is another Mann trademark, a woman whose odd sense of independence is overwhelmed by the machismo of her male suitor to the point of rendering her all but feeble and powerless to fend off the advances of such a Lothario. One of the frustrating things about women like her, like HEAT’s Brenneman, is that they are caught up in this gangster lifestyle without so much as a terrible crisis of faith. It’s easy to see how a man like Depp could become the criminal he is just by the quickly shot opening moments of this film but Marion’s flip to a life of crime just doesn’t connect and that’s really what prevents this film from becoming anything else but a slicker dramatization of something you could see on the History channel any night of the week.

    The set pieces, though, are gorgeous. Mann takes full advantage of this HD world in a way that challenges an audience’s expectations of what a period piece should look like. Mann brings an immediacy to the moment and takes what could have been a very simple recreation of past events look and feel like something that happened yesterday. This plays into Mann’s favor. One of the things that linger with you, or ought to, is that for anyone who thinks that using HD somehow disturbs the sense of time and place go to any moment when Depp walks into a bank. The richness of the colors, the polish on the floor, the marble that shines everywhere, the ornateness of the ceilings it all adds another dimension to the world that Mann wants to create. To those people in the 30’s life was in HD to them. This was how their world looked and felt. What some may fail to recognize is that Mann faithfully executes 1930’s America in a way that has never before been done in cinema. When Depp traipses through Purvis’ office, leisurely, quietly you cannot help but feel that you are there in moment with him. The only issue with the way he has decided to shoot his film, however, comes in the moments when you see the limitations of the technology plays with trying to capture a time when there was none.

    There are great gun battles, to be sure. Outside of a bank, a couple of banks actually, fleeing from a jail in a daring and brazen prison break and a fantastic fire fight that occurs late at night. It’s the latter tussle that causes some of the weaker moments of this film to be exposed. It is HD’s inability to be consistently crisp which can lead some viewers to be jarred while keeping an eye on the action. There are moments when the characters “ghost” on the screen, they leave a faint trail at times that can be distracting to those paying attention if the action moves too fast, and can actually get in the way for real cinematic tricks where film, actually, could have brought a better result.

    As well, the movie cannot stand on just the promise of derring-do and double-speak for those looking to an escape for a true crime film. The movie actually suffers from a lack of context. John Dillinger, yes, was a crook and criminal but where are the moments that show a more defined man? To deny Dillinger his humanity, and anyone pointing to his treatment of Cotillard as an example might as well long for the days when cavemen dragged their ladies by the scruff of their hair, is to deny the audience a real opportunity to feel emotionally invested in what happens to the man. Surprising as it is coming from Mann who so effortlessly humanized Robert De Niro in HEAT in a moment that few people could ever forget, the scene where he plays against Al Pacino in a diner, and made you root for him when he came to settle things up with Waingro. It’s surprising because you know how it ends for Dillinger. Any text book could tell you, any television show could recreate the moment but a real opportunity was missed in bringing some semblance of a human being to the screen.

    To think more about Christian Bale’s performance only highlights the egregious oversight about Dillinger’s wasted character arc as Bale simply exists in this landscape with nothing more to do than just act out the lines he’s given. It’s not that he can’t bring something exciting as the man in charge of bringing Dillinger in but unless Purvis was a real drip Bale’s performance illustrates his inability to actually bring some emotional depth to this agent of the law. It’s disappointing that what we get is just Bale being Bale but with a twangy accent to go along for the ride. Billy Crudup provides some of the best unintentional comedic relief as his J. Edgar Hoover impersonation feels as if it belongs in a Saturday Night Live sketch about the man who founded the FBI as it fails to embody the sense that here was a man who was in charge of bringing some kind of order, some semblance of safety to a landscape that felt out of control.

    While the film plods along, it’s examination into what happened in these pivotal years when Dillinger strolled free through Chicago before eventually meeting his demise simply does nothing more than just regurgitate recreated moments on the screen, it still is a wonder to look at on the big screen. There are real moments of good filmmaking here but it is a disappointment that there aren’t real moments of excellent filmmaking from a man who shown better depth dealing with men who bear arms.

  • TV Or Not TV: 6/29 – 7/5

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    Welcome to TV or Not TV where I am by far the worst television critic in the world.

    I know that the above statement is a pretty lofty one however this past week I’ve hardly watched any television. It’s very hard to actually write aobut television in an informed manner when you aren’t actively watching it. I’ve lived in a tiny little micro-verse where the only television that has existed is Weeds, Burn Notice, and True Blood. I don’t know how it happened whether it is just a busy week or other things, however I just have no opinion on anything else right now except these shows.

    I have to admit that a few weeks ago I was unnecessarily harsh towards Weeds this season. I went back and watched the first three episodes again and I have to say that, although I don’t like this continued new direction of the show, I am still consistently entertained by it. I know that by the end of the season I will have watched all of the episodes and I’ll probably complain a little but deep inside I’ll know that I liked what I saw. This season seems it will have more Doug in it and that pleases me.

    Burn Notice, on the other hand, has me absolutely clueless on the direction that it is going. This season started off with a female cop investigating and busting Michael Weston‘s chops. This new character wasn’t exactly a deep one but it did adress a question that I’ve been asking the entire run of this show to date: With all of these explosions and things going on around Michael how is it possible the police aren’t watching this guy? It turns out that they actually are. Now that we’ve addressed that, however, where do we go from here? If Michael gets un-burned the show is over, right?

    I’ve already said just how incredible for me this season of True Blood is. There is a lot going on, a lot of conflict being created and a lot of mystery being revealed. I really hope this show keeps the momentum rolling as I’m deeply engrossed in these characters. Whatever direction you turn it would appear that there is one character that is being set up to have a head-on collision with another. As far as my vampire dramas are concerned me likey.

    Now that I’ve talked about the few things that I have watched here is a bunch of television that, should I repeate last week’s behavior, I won’t be watching as well.

    MONDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: Nothings says loving and caring tribute to a passed icon like rolling out your episode where 13 hacks trash their songs. Thank you FOX for doing that tonight with the re-airing of American Idol.

    TLC – 9:00 PM: Wow, I can’t imagine going through anything harder than the dissolution of your 10 year marriage in the public eye. Oh wait, how about a TV show that looks at the lifetime of your marriage as well? I’m sure Jon & Kate Plus 8 are very thankful that TLC is doing just that.

    TUESDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: OK, so tonight they are rolling out the 2001 movie Legally Blonde? I guess America’s Got Talent has FOX a bit on the ropes.

    E! – 9:00 PM: At last, the E! True Hollywood Story gives me all those unanswered questions I’ve had about Criss Angel. My life will now be complete.

    BET – 10:00 PM: I don’t know if you know who Tiny & Toya are but this isn’t a new show on Adult Swim. It’s the gals of rappers T.I. and Lil’ Wayne in a reality show.

    WEDNESDAY

    DISCOVERY – 11:00 AM: I don’t know if a marathon of Pitchmen was what was originally planned for today but I’m still blown away by the sudden loss of Billy Mays. I’ll never look at a container of Oxyclean again.

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Contestants on Wipeout face Spike Fenders, Spinning Triangles, and Drop Bridge. If it weren’t wipe out we were talking about I’d think those were Guitar Hero band names and not obstacles.

    ANIMAL PLANET – 9:00: All right, seriously, Monster Inside Me may be the grossest show to come out as it focuses on the fatal cases of internal parasites to invade humans.

    THURSDAY

    USA – 6:00 PM: If you haven’t taken the time yet to get familiar with Burn Notice than this seventeen hour marathon is more than enough time for you to finally do it.

    ANIMAL PLANET – 8:00 PM: I’m not really big on documentaries but Grizzly Man is still one of the most engrossing docs I’ve ever seen. Timothy Treadwell loved bears, thought he was protecting bears, and eventually was killed by a bear. Really, you have to watch it.

    BRAVO – 10:00 PM: I remember when Grease was more than just a movie, it was a theatrical and television event when it was out.

    FRIDAY

    TVLAND – 9:00 PM: National Lampoon’s Vacation is another one of those films that really captured the time it was made in. John Candy was still alive, Beverly D’Angelo didn’t look like a drag queen and Chevy Chase was still a big star. I hate getting older.

    HISTORY – 10:00 PM: Delve into the madness of conspiracy theorists and the truly paranoid with a look at Secret Societies.

    CMT – 11:00 PM: Darius Rucker proves he earned his #1 country hit and that he was more than just a Hootie with his Invitation Only concern.

    SATURDAY

    It’s the 4th of July! Screw TV, you should be eatting bar-b-que and watching real fireworks. If you can’t get out than instead maybe you might like to watch:

    NBC – 9:00 PM: The Macy’s 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular

    CBS – 10:00 PM: Music and explosions join forces in the Boston Pops Fireworks Spectacular.

    SUNDAY

    TNT – 8:00 PM: The genius programming aware goes to TNT for airing Independence Day on July 5th. Maybe this year they’ll to the Christmas Story marathon on December 26th.

    HALLMARK – 9:00 PM: Lou Diamond Phillips and Luke Perry star as opposing gunmen in Angel and the Badman. I don’t care what else it’s about, I’m in.

  • Trailer Park: TRANSFORMERS 2 – Review

    By Christopher Stipp

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    So, I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies.Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

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    THE UNIVERSE: THE COMPLETE SEASON TWO

    Forget about your DARK KNIGHT Blu-ray as the benchmark against which you’ll judge any other disc as The Universe: The Complete Season Two is absolutely breathtaking.

    One of the things that you notice when you settle in to this collection of 4 discs is that the programs that you used to watch as a kid which sought to explain the nuances of the universe are now completely irrelevant. What this series does, in 18 episodes, is to redefine how you spatially think of outer space.

    I never was one who paid much attention to my science teachers when it came to this subject as I was, and still am, a visual learner. The fundamental problem with space, you see, is that it is very much based on factoids, theoretical assumptions and basic math. I’m not much for any of those things. What this series manages to do, in an arresting visual style, is contextualize the science and make it understandable to anyone who can sit in front of the television and watch the images and listen to the narration. This series has quickly become one of my favorites as nowhere else has there been a show that mixes the abject vastness of space with the kind of sensibility that understands that not everyone is an Einstein. The program introduces topics usually reserved for those with a scientific bent but it does so with a casual narrative style.

    If you have to have the kids inside watching a show this summer you couldn’t do more perfect than The Universe.

    The product description:

    As the orbiting Hubble’s final makeover makes headlines, consumers who look to the stars may be wishing for their very own ultra-powerful space telescope. This July, A&E Home Entertainment invites home audiences to peer deeply into the cosmos with THE UNIVERSE: THE COMPLETE SEASON TWO BLU-RAY EDITION. A hi-def, visually-arresting journey across the galaxy, this 4-disc collector’s set features all 18 dramatic and original episodes from one of the top-rated series on HISTORY — and exclusive programming — for $79.95 srp. It’s the next best thing to having a deep space telescope in your living room – and a must-have for anyone with a Blu-ray player

    In THE COMPLETE SEASON TWO, HISTORY ventures outside of our solar system in another epic and high-definition exploration of the universe and its mysteries. With strikingly realistic computer re-creations, armchair astronomers will travel to the edge of the unknown: visit strange and unfamiliar worlds in “Exoplanets,” prepare for the worst in “Cosmic Collisions,” and uncover the secrets of our own galaxy in “The Milky Way.” And that’s just the beginning: more mysteries are unveiled as “Dark Matter” is demystified; take a front-row seat for the ultimate light show with “Supernovas,” and find out more about “White Holes” which, unlike black holes, actually create matter.

    BRUNO – Arizona Screening

    bru_field_300x250-1I remember seeing BORAT for the first time at the San Diego Comic-Con years ago. The expereince of getting tickets to see then film and then being one of the first people in the world to review it was a delight in knowing that this film was genuinely going to become a favorite with a lot of people when it was going to be released months later.

    Fast forward 3 years and now we get Sacha Baron Cohen’s second iteration at cinematic immolation: BRUNO. Based on one of the characters he used in Da Ali G Show, Bruno was a character that played seek and destroy against mavens in the fashion and glamor arena. What made Bruno so great is that it shared some of the elements with Borat. The character mirrors the shallow, desperate affectations of those who deal in the industry of beauty and he isn’t above a few of the more physical pranks that Sacha is now known for.

    To this end, I have FREE passes to see the Arizona screening of BRUNO on Tuesday, July 7th at 7 p.m. at the Tempe Marketplace in Tempe.

    If I need to sell this movie any further you best let the fans get to these and then wait to hear from them about why you should’ve seen it in the first place. Shoot me a note at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com to let me know if you want to go.

    THE PROPOSAL – A Product Placement Correction

    alaskan-new-w-mountians-72I am reminded, every so often, of Frances ‘Chainsaw’ Gremp from SUMMER SCHOOL. You may recall, from this paragon of a film, that Frances had sunglasses that were constantly breaking. So, with a little prodding from Shoop Frances rattled off a missive to Cool Dudes Sunglasses to let them know how he felt. At the end of the letter writing campaign, and many pairs of free sunglasses later, Frances exclaims, “Power of the pen!”

    Every now and then I get such a moment and am reminded of how small the Interwebs are. Last week I made mention of a rather stark, at what I thought at the time, product placement. Alaskan Brewing Company was featured prominently throughout a few scenes in THE PROPOSAL and I made mention of it in my review.

    Lo and behold I heard from someone at Alaskan Brewing. A very, very nice letter made its way into my inbox and I was set straight about what was NOT a paid promotional placement. An excerpt:

    “I may be a little biased but have to admit that I was equally mesmerized by our red-labeled beer bottles throughout the movie, and almost shocked because Alaskan Brewing actually didn’t pay anything for the placement – the production company even covered the shipping costs. Last April they asked us to send a few cases of Alaskan Amber and signs to Massachusetts for the set design, and while we would have preferred they actually filmed in Alaska we were excited they wanted to include Alaskan in the film. We never really expected to see such extensive coverage of our beer.
    If you look closely at the general store and internet café, their production team did a pretty good job of including products from all over Alaska, from the brown and beige Xtra-tuf boots (which are a footwear staple here in Southeast Alaska) to boxes of Alaska Wildberry Products candies, Smoked Copper River Salmon and Alaskan-made salsa. They even found some well-known artwork to hang in the unbelievably large family house in “Sitka.”

    We have spoken with a few of the other businesses shown in the film and it’s my understanding none of those companies paid for product placement either.”

    No one could be more shocked than I was when I learned that nary a penny traded hands for what amounts to some of the best free advertising this side of the Rio Grande. It’s nice to hear when some companies are just the lucky receipients of the marketing lotto. Hopefully this translates into some actual sales or, at the very least, awareness of the brand as THE PROPOSAL hopes to build on what was solid word-of-mouth and pretty enjoyable film, all things being equal, as it heads into its second week at the box office.

    transformers_2_run_posterTRANSFORMERS 2: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN – Review

    It’s the cinematic equivalent of putting on your fat pants before downing a soft roll of raw cookie dough.

    For all the talk of how empty this movie will make you feel after you endure it’s 149 minute run time there is no question after seeing it that Michael Bay is a master of blowing things up real good. To say he is a master of the pyrotechnic technique would under emphasize the level of destruction he manages to bring to this summer film. He manages to fill every last inch of screen with shrapnel, smoke or action when there’s action to be had and that’s why it’s everything that a 13 year old boy could want in a film directed squarely at them.

    This film has to make money. It is designed to generate money. It’s sole purpose, it’s raison d’etre, is to put paying customers in seats in exponential numbers. Once you synthesize this, examining the film as a grand economic exercise helps to put things in the proper perspective.

    What should be apparent by the time our young Shia LeBouf (Sam) makes his way to college, leaving his gear head of a girlfriend Megan Fox (Mikaela) back to tend to the home fires, is that this movie isn’t concerned with a coherent plot. It wants excuses to get loud, get dumb and get some kinetic action going at every opportunity. To wit, we’re given Hong Kong at dusk. There is an operation going on with a couple of our human heroes, Tyrese and Josh Duhamel, tracking down Decepticons through the highways and byways of the crowded city. Logic would follow, wouldn’t it, if you having an all out battle of robots made out of metal all over the world that there would be more than just a couple of Internet nerds vying for the hearts and minds of conspiracy theorists who seem to believe that robots walk among us? No, and you would be silly for making such an assumption as the film wants us to believe that this is a secret that has been perfectly kept across multiple continents during multiple skirmishes with Michael Bay-ian level action. However, I’m fine with this.

    I’m fine with the movie wanting me to believe this is all very routine and certainly I’m fine with a dweeb like Shia ditching his girlfriend at the first taste of college life, coincidentally being paired up with a roommate who is the head of the robot conspiracy movement. You could hurt your mind just trying to explain all the happy coincidences, all the completely improbable things that just don’t make any sense whatsoever. Again, to illustrate the point, remember the very real auto accident that put Shia’s performance in this movie in jeopardy? It’s almost laughable, and it is, to see the exact moment in the film when this happens. Without so much as an explanation as to how he ends up with a hand wrapped in gauze with no discernible explanation of where it came from and we’re just led to believe this is all part of the world these characters inhabit, where gauze is readily available even in the middle of the desert. I started to feel insulted at this point but then I remember what this movie is supposed to be about and it helped put everything in perspective. The irony that the original kids show, along with the likes of G.I. Joe, was an ancillary extension of the marketing campaign for the Transformers toy line and that this film is basically a meta extension of that, isn’t lost on me. In fact, I am surprised no one else mentions this as a way to explain why else this movie works as a cinematic achievement.

    And make no mistake, this movie is absolutely an achievement. The level of dedication that Bay has placed in making a film that you can’t help but admire for its technical prowess, it’s effects are dumbfounding in more than a few ways, should absolutely explain why this movie is poised to be a fiscal juggernaut. The effect For all the talk of artistic integrity director Michael Bay has succinctly distilled his ability to take the mundane into something exciting and the way he places ordinary people into extraordinary situations is brilliantly executed on the screen. Summer blockbusters are not made out of the charity to help others and while there is a metric ton to bemoan about this ultimately tepid film Bay has the formula down. You can make fun of Carrot Top all you like but when he’s relaxing in his zero edge pool while you’re stuck pushing paper inside a gray cube who is the real winner in the equation?

    The mechanical problems with this film are many. The excruciatingly boring characters that LaBeouf, Fox, Turturro, et al., play are all expendable in my eyes; it shows you what a gimpy script by Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman turned in, they could have all died a sinister death by robotic means and I wouldn’t have cared. The running time is just unnecessary as any 5 year-old with safety scissors could have trimmed enough time off this movie to make it endurable. And the ultimate leaps of time and space are embarrassing; when one moment you have robot cars wheeling through a city street and, the next, battling in the middle of a forest there is no need to consult a map as you just aren’t supposed to think about these things.

    Ultimately, TRANSFORMERS 2: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN is everything that show business is supposed to be about: creating a spectactle by any means neccessary, ensuring the fiscal health of the studio that helped to finance it by attracting the largest audience possible. Bay is an absolute capitalist and this film is an homage to the best, and worst, parts of what makes America great.

  • Opinion In A Haystack: TRANSFORMERS 2 – Multi-Angle Review

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    TRANSFORMERS 2: MULTI-ANGLE REVIEW

    Surprise, surprise!!! When it comes to movies so loved by the masses and so hated by critics, like Michael Bay’s Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, it really seems like it throws reviewers into a divisive whirlwind. Most critics decide to have fun ripping out its guts and putting the innards on display for the world to see, since their opinion on a film like this will not even bite a chewable chunk out of the box office receipts. Some critics simply get depressed that they even have to comment on the film. Others just give in to the crushing pressure of the sad truth: that the entire planet thinks this is “good.” There are even some, possibly, that actually enjoyed the movie without prefacing their delight with “for what it was…” So, to try something new, I am going to attempt a review from 4 different angles.

    (***There are NO SPOILERS or plot descriptions either…but if you really, really want those things, then here you have it: Robots Fight, Shia LaBeouf and a hot chick run a lot.***)

    ANGLE #1: NORMAL

    I wholeheartedly enjoy some Michael Bay movies, I even love one or two as superb action escapism. Transformers 2, however, is barely a movie and is honestly beneath even Mr. Bay. What we have here is a serious, mind-numbing, failure to communicate. This film breaks the singular cardinal rule of all truly great escapist films, the one detail needed to rise it above just being a “series of events” to “generic fun”…a through line! We need some semblance of a cohesive understandable story arc for the characters, no matter how cliché or simple, to keep some emotional attachment to what is happening. Michael Bay’s opus might be the most confusing big-budget mess ever put to celluloid, couple that with the fact that all the robots look almost exactly the same and all the geography during action sequences are like metallic scramble eggs and there is NOTHING to hang on to.

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    Armageddon, Bad Boys 2, The Rock, these are art-films compared to Transformers 2, if not just because they have a somewhat competently written story. They might have bland plots, and Hollywood-ized characters, but there is meat to grab onto as you watch them, you actually care what’s going to happen next instead of just assuming that something is going to happen next because the credits haven’t rolled yet. Remember all the negative hoopla about Death Race when it was released? Well that film, much like the original film it was based on (and Mr. Bay’s early films) is pure action exploitation. I fully admit to loving Death Race. Was it a good film? No, not really. Did it have a comprehensible story line and action geography? YES!!!It was one hell of a good time, due in no small part to the fact that the audience could grab onto the simple plight of Jason Statham’s character to take them through the action. It was clear who was good, who was evil, and where it was all going. Escapist films don’t need to re-invent the thematic wheel; they just need to use it. I don’t expect Taxi Driver when I buy a ticket for Bad Boys 2, Commando, or Death Race, I just expect to know what is going on. I just defended a Paul W.S. Anderson film. Deal with it.

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    Every human character in Revenge of the Fallen literally talks like they are in a Micro Machines commercial. Rain Wilson’s cameo is the only human-speed dialogue delivered through out the run time. Wait, I take that back, Tyrese Gibson had the honor of delivering this earth shatteringly bland comic-relief-nugget during a pause in the narrative:

    “I don’t like that guy…he’s an asshole.” ““ Tyrese Gibson, Actor, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

    That quote is pretty much the amount of effort that went into all writing on this film; it feels like it was written off the cuff as the actors stood in front of the cameras looking at tennis balls. It does sound like a derivative criticism to say there is no acting in a movie like this…but there was almost 0% thespian craft! That isn’t a slight against the cast, it’s the fact that they must have been directed to deliver all dialogue as if the characters were on speed pills. The scene where Shia arrives in his college dorm is edited and delivered so fast that it’s hard to believe it’s not a satire. It needs to be seen to be believed, but it’s still not worth the ticket price.

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    John Turturro, once again lowering himself, is at least somewhat comprehensible as the wacky former government employee. That still doesn’t help the fact that one of our most gifted and underrated actors alive today will be remembered by a generation of kids as “that funny guy from the transforming robots movie.” Which brings out my very real concern for an entire generation of kids that think this thing, Revenge of the Fallen, is what a movie is suppose to be. There is no doubt that there is amazing special effects here, used so much and so naturally that the word desensitization doesn’t even suffice. Confusing, meth-addict, explosion-porn like this will rob an entire generation of their patience to watch and enjoy all the beauty, wonder, craft, and greatness in the history of cinema. If they continue to suck at the tit of movies like Transformers 2 as they grow they will be unable to tolerate films like Apocalypse Now, 12 Angry Men, Blade Runner, A Fistful of Dollars, Papillon, Schindler’s List, or The Great Escape and so on and so forth. They won’t even be able to tolerate old action, exploitation, or escapist movies. All those films are nothing but boring, unwatchable, intellectual-tests to anyone raised thinking the definition of cinema is incomprehensible CGI filled nightmares that placate the masses and prove their worth with money instead of art.

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    There are personal friends of mine, 30 year-olds, that have admitted that they have even been corrupted by the special effects and lightning pacing of today’s cinema, to the point that “old stuff” just puts them to sleep. They are in their 30’s, imagine someone still impressionable growing up in this cinematic climate. We live in an age where an actor like Shia LaBeouf is the “IT-Boy.” Think of how much things have changed since, say, Dustin Hoffman was the “IT-Boy.” Hoffman was young and new in Hollywood, but he was making masterpieces, SUCCESSFUL classics, like Marathon Man, Straw Dogs, The Graduate, Papillon, Midnight Cowboy etc. Now I didn’t live through the 70’s, nor did I even exist in the 70’s, but I got to ask: What were they doing so right back then that we are doing so wrong right now?

    ANGLE #2: CRITIC “BLURBS”
    (Written by me, out of context. In fact, no context exists)

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    “Bay’s newest opus is akin to a 2.5 hour long car crash. One that has a plot. I think.”

    Revenge of the Fallen plays like punch to the nose. It starts out of nowhere, confusion strikes, then the rest of your time is spent trying to stop the bleeding.”

    “Like watching someone slowly separate your legs from your body using scrap metal.”

    “I eagerly await the porn version, Transporners: Rear-end of the Ballin, which will sadly have more believable dialogue and a tighter plot.”

    “…and to think that in 2009, so many years later, our modern day Ed Wood, Bay, is not only gratuitously funded, but heavily successful.”

    “I’m getting old.”

    “Not since Claude Rains in 1933, has someone, so convincingly played the invisible man in a leading role. Well done Mr. LaBeouf. Blandness achieved.”

    “Excuse me Mr. Bay, what just happened? Was that a movie?”

    “So fleeting and hollow that it should be called Revenge of the Forgotten.”

    “Why waste your $8? Stay home and watch soft-corn porn and a demolition derby on cable.”

    “The time it must have taken to animate each little movement of every little part of each complex robotic character for a film that fails on such a deep level as this one is enough to push any legitimate film fan to suicide.”

    “The cinematic equivalent of white noise.”

    “…a multi-million dollar travesty for the video game generation, and they will love it.”

    “So big, so epic, so enormous, so empty, so obvious, Michael Bay is no idiot. Congratulations on this summer’s best practical joke.”

    “I fell asleep. Twice.”

    ANGLE #3: SARCASM

    Is this all you got Mr. Bay?!?! That’s it? Severe disappointment is the only word that truly describes Michael Bay’s Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. After the boring first movie, which was filled with exposition, humans, and moments of pause, I was hoping for a cinematic correction by Bay. Did he not learn his lesson, even though the first one was a hit?

    Once again we have another movie filled with human characters talking, hogging screen time, giving exposition, and generally making the audience fall asleep. Michael Bay’s intense artistic ego even goes so far as to make the robots themselves spout off crucial plot heavy dialogue in a time wasting effort that takes away from the fighting. I know what you are saying…what do you want? Blood from a rock? Yeah! I want blood from a rock, A TRANSFORMING ROCK!!! I want two hours of unbridled hellish war with not a human in sight. I want galaxy-sized robots, foaming motor oil at the mouth, fighting each other with boxing gloves made of black holes. I want a 900 billion dollar monument to chaos that looks like anthropomorphic robotic-volcanoes erupting satanic-jizm backwards into the earth’s core. I want an orgy or pure kinetic hell flowing over battlefields filled with mechanical nightmares. I want to see robotic-nazi-sympathizing-puma-shaped-demons and Michael Bay himself jousting each other simultaneously at light-speed in full renaissance regalia. I want no-dialogue, except for a series of digitized grunts that can’t be heard over the Linkin Park soundtrack that is intentionally peaking the theater’s speaker system. I want a plot that spans the timeline of infinity, yet fits into 2 hours. I want trillions of robotic minions, each with hundreds of thousands of moving parts, fighting wars on the surface of Alpha Centauri…all fully rendered in such extreme detail, in such a wide shot, that it simply all just looks like filmed fire.

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    I want Michael Bay to go so overboard with Transformers 3: Universe Explosion, that the United Nations arrests him for crimes against humanity due to the gross waste of natural, financial, and human resources that they feel has directly contributed, via neglect, to the deaths-by-starvation of billions. Until then, however, it seems Bay is content making these boring, little art house films.

    ANGLE #4: BITTER

    [see “NORMAL” above]

    Okay, that last angle was a cheat. Sorry, couldn’t help it. Thanks for reading!

  • Opinion In A Haystack: ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER – Book Review

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    The personal life of a film-buff is often greeted by others with the notion that they don’t read…well, that is this buff’s experience anyway. You tell people that your life’s work revolves around film and for some reason they think you are an illiterate, elitist, that has seen Pulp Fiction 5-bajillion times. The comeback is usually one of frustration, I tell them that not only do I read more then I watch movies, but I vehemently condemn anyone who thinks “watching” something is a substitute for literature…it’s not. Film and text are two separate worlds, neither works in each other’s stead, with the possible exception of those really awful script-adaptations for mainstream movies. I can’t help but think that reading the script adaptation of Snakes On A Plane is somewhat more empty then watching the movie, yet with the same thematic experience…only much longer and with less Sam Jackson.

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    In the realm of books on film it doesn’t get much better then Action Speaks Louder: Violence, Spectacle, and the American Action Movie by Eric Lichtenfeld. This is probably the premiere work on the subject of action films, covering their origins from westerns all the way up to the CGI-filled superhero genre that is clogging the cinema down the street from my house. It is cool to see arguably the most “broad” or “mainstream” genre get this kind of treatment from such a talented writer, one who views the subject as a legitimate form of reflection upon society. If you’ve ever wanted to know how the horrors of the Vietnam War reflect in Lethal Weapon, or how Cobra (yes, that Cobra) has deep socio-political undertones about our society at the time…this is the book for you.

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    The first two thirds are the most dynamite part of the read here. Lichtenfeld, who has a masters in media studies, starts at the very beginning, he examines the western genre, the caricatures and themes it created, and the validity of the claims that most, if not all, American action films are simply westerns in different settings. The most interesting focal point of all this being Clint Eastwood, who is the most prominent major star to cross over from western to action, namely with Dirty Harry. In fact, Lichtenfeld goes to such depths in his exploration of early cop/vigilante films such as Dirty Harry and Death Wish, that it seems hard to argue that they should even be considered “action” films when so much context, substance, and drama is involved.

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    He treats actors such as Eastwood, Charles Bronson, and John Waynes as the godfathers of action, with Stallone, Schwarzenegger, and Willis being the fathers and epitomes of the genre itself. Once he gets going on the 1980s you can tell he had a lot more fun putting those films, such a Commando, Predator, Die hard, Lethal Weapon, First Blood, Robocop, under the microscope. This is the era he most obviously is a fan of, however the book is not about reviews or critiques of quality, unless the film’s financial success or artistic merit is directly associated with his analysis. Also, all pictures in the book are noted as being taken directly from the author’s personal DVD collection.

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    I will say that the last third of the book did drag, if only because it becomes rather apparent that Lichtenfeld doesn’t feel any passion for the post-1995-CGI era of action movies. I could be wrong, but his critique of this era gets to be redundant and focuses heavily on the marketing of the films, which seems to be a silent insult to the movies and their creators. This is not to say that he doesn’t still give a very above average critique of this time period, it just pales to his excitement over the former chapters. He openly admits the differences, mostly negative, from modern action to “old school” action, and seems to be bored with the dawn of superhero movies almost completely obliterating the existence of pulp action fare, like Die Hard, from cinemas. What I took from it is, somewhere in the late 90s to the early 00s, mainstream “action” movies just became mainstream “movies” with actors starring in them, instead of action heroes. All I can say is, I agree. Matt Damon, Liam Neeson, and Christian Bale are good actors…but Arnie, Sly, and Bruno would pulverize them to an embarrassing degree.

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    It’s a great read, highly recommended. That’s all for now, I will be back very soon with another Buck Shots, hopefully some new release reviews, and a little something for the kids of today…VHS DISCUSSION!

    Thanks for reading.

  • Toy Box: Hellboy II – Wink Mini-Bust

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    If you’re a Hellboy fan, it’s been a very good year for you and collectibles based on the license. Even without a new movie, plenty of terrific product is being released. And it’s not just expensive stuff, but everything from kid themed B.P.R.D. Buddies to high end Hot Toys figures.

    Gentle Giant picked up the license for Hellboy II for a series of mini-busts, but the results so far have been less than exciting. The first release included Red of course, as well as Prince Nuada. This version of Hellboy was one of the worst sculpts I’ve seen in quite some time, looking nothing like the movie character.

    Now the third bust is out, and it’s the big bad Wink. Johann is the fourth, but nothing else has been announced, and I’d be surprised if there is. The edition size on Wink is only 500, down even further from the low edition size of 700 for Nuada.

    If you have any questions or comments, drop me a line at mwc@mwctoys.com, or swing by my site at Michael’s Review of the Week – Captain Toy, where you’ll find thousands of reviews of pop culture collectibles like this.

    Hellboy II Wink Mini-bust by Gentle Giant

    Technically, it’s Mr. Wink, but I have a hard time envisioning a cave troll like this being called ‘mister’. Then again, if he wants to be called ‘mister’, you call him ‘mister’.

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    Packaging – ***
    It’s the usual box you’ve come to know and love from Gentle Giant. Wink has those little spikes on his back, and they are VERY fragile, so designing an interior tray that would keep him safe was critical. Judging from mine, they did a great job, as he arrived safe and sound without any trouble. Be careful taking him out though – while the spikes might make it to you in one piece, it will take great care to keep them that way.

    There’s also the usual Certificate of Authenticity as well, a feature that I’ve always liked about Gentle Giant busts.

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    Sculpting – ***
    Gentle Giant hasn’t wowed me with a mini-bust sculpt in quite some time, but this one is at least an improvement on the Hellboy bust they did earlier this year. What impresses you most right out of the box is its size, as it stands a whopping 8 inches tall. It has plenty of heft and volume to go with that height, making it a bust that will certainly stand out for this if no other reason. These are designed to be sixth scale, so the usual bust is around 6″ tall, making this guy tower over them.

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    The sculpt detailing is decent, but it’s still a bit softer than what we’ve come to expect these days. The best work is on the face and eyes, where the wrinkles and scars add all that troll personality. The details aren’t perfectly movie accurate, and if you check out the stunt mask in comparison you’ll notice issues (such as the shape of the nose, or the details around the area where the tusks attach to the face), but it’s in the ball park.

    Of course, the lack of textures that has always been an issue for Gentle Giant and their busts remains so, becoming even more glaring as other companies step up to create sculpts that are as realistic as possible.

    Paint – **
    Unfortunately, it’s once again the paint that lets the overall bust down. There’s a flat, cheap look to the work on these busts, which doesn’t help the lack of fine texturing. The brush strokes are fairly broad and sweeping too, with no real attempt to give us smaller detailing or any realism.

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    There’s also a fair amount of basic slop, like poor cut lines along the body armor, and errant marks and bubbles. The darker shadowing is done in a very heavy handed way, too toyish and cheap looking for something in this price range. Great paint jobs are the key to making truly fantastic looking collectibles, but for some reason, Gentle Giant’s paint work has been going in the wrong direction in recent months.

    Design/Quality – ***1/2
    I do really like the design, however. The smaller, hair-like spikes on his back were definitely tricky to design and execute, but they did so extremely well. The pose, with the box over one shoulder and a snarl on his face, works great both in context of the movie and this particularly character. And the sheer mass of this guy gives him some added punch on the shelf.

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    Value – **
    These guys have steadily risen to a $60 – $70 price point, depending on the retailer, and that’s too much for what you’re getting. Wink makes up for it a bit with both his large size and his low edition number, but he’s still a bit below average in this category.

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    Things to Watch Out For –
    Those spikes on his back! They might make it to you safely due to the intelligent design of the interior foam trays, but once you get them out, it’s awfully easy to hold the bust wrong, or pick it up wrong, or just breathe on it wrong and break one. They’d be mighty tough to glue back on straight too, so take care and avoid the issue all together.

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    Overall – ***
    Much like Nuada, Wink has a reasonably good sculpt, but weak paint work. It’s been awhile since we’ve seen a truly outstanding bust come out of Gentle Giant, but I’m hopeful that this summer’s SDCC Dumbledore will turn things around.

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    Score Recap –
    Packaging – ***
    Sculpting – ***
    Paint – **
    Design/Quality – ***1/2
    Value – **
    Overall – ***

    Where to Buy –
    Check out these online options:

    Urban Collector has him at $60.

    Entertainment Earth his him in stock at $66.67.

    Related Links –
    There’s been a ton of Hellboy merchandise over the past few years, and I’ve covered an awful lot of it:

    – Most recent was the B.P.R.D Buddies, little figures done in the Galactic Heroes style.

    – Hot Toys recently released both Hellboy and Abe Sapien in sixth scale, with their usual level of quality.

    – Before that was the other two Gentle Giant Hellboy busts, which I’m not too keen on.

    - if you’re looking for another expensive collectible, check out the 1:1 replica Samaritan.

    – there’s the 3 3/4″ line of action
    figures from Mezco, the SDCC exclusive Hellboy that is also in that scale, as well as their 18″ HB II igure, and the smaller scale Angel of Death.

    – Mezco released series 1 of their movie figures, which are covered in two guest reviews, one here and one here.

    – I ran two ‘retro reviews of the old Hellboy movie line – one for Hellboy, and one for Sammael.

    – Gentle Giant did some animated versions, including one included in the most recent release of the movies, and there was also a guest review by Poe Ghostal of the first DVD release of Hellboy. I looked at the regular release animated figures as well.

    – I also have guest reviews of some of the comic based figures, including Kreigaffe #10, Lobster Johnson, and the old Graphitti Designs version.

    – I have my own reviews of the comic based battle damaged Hellboy and 18″ version, the stylized Extreme Hellboy, the movie 8″ line (including the Nazi Kroenen in the second series), the 18″ version, and even some Mez-itz.

    – also movie based, Sideshow has done several 12″ figures, including Abe Sapien, Nazi Kroenen, regular Kroenen, and regular Hellboy.

    – for those into mini-busts, there’s also this version that came with the release of the DVD.

  • TV Or Not TV: 6/22 – 6/28

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    Welcome to another edition of TV or Not TV where I’m actually impressed by THE LISTENER.

    In case you haven’t caught this quirky little sci-fi/mystery/drama put on every Thursday at 10:00 PM on NBC it’s the story of EMT Toby Logan happens to have the ability to read minds. He can’t probe them, he can’t get into your thoughts, but he can pick up on what you are thinking at that moment. Most of the time he filters out the voices in the heads around him, but at times the thoughts are so strong that he just can’t shut them out. Usually these thoughts are what get the story going.

    As far as mystery drama shows go the show itself pretty much sticks to the formula that most similar shows follow: mystery introduced, investigation begins, investigation heads in the direction of a red herring, mystery solved in a suspenseful final few minutes of the show. Bones, Law & Order: SVU and even Psych use the same formula and each does it in a way that is still effective to their show. The Listener does this as well. Just like all of those other shows The Listener pulls it off by the strength of it’s cast. This show has the EMT side kick for comic relief, the former girlfriend doctor and the tough-as-nails female detective who is appreciative and suspicious of his ability and motive in aiding with investigations.

    Another item that the show employs is the unresolved backstory of the shows hero. In each episode Toby remembers a bit more about his life prior to being delivered to college professor Ray Mercer for help. Early on the details of this life as sketchy as he has very few memories of this mother. This is another device that has been used by several shows and again it is done very well in The Listener, so much so that I find myself tuning in again to see what else will be revealed in the memories of this trailer in the middle of nowehere.

    The Listener has already aired in several other parts of the world and is having a relative neck-and-neck run on NBC as well as CTV, the network which created the show. The ratings have declined since the premiere, but I’m hoping the cost of the show is deferred enough that we may see it return next summer since it is the kind of TV I’d definitely recommend.

    Now that you’ve listened about me talk about The Listener let’s move on to the few viewing choices we really have available this week.

    MONDAY

    ABC FAMILY8:00 PM: The light weight teen drama is back with the season premiere of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.

    TLC – 8:00 PM: Tonight there’s a “special announcement” on Jon & Kate Plus 8. Divorce? Quitting their show? Asking the media to finally mind their own business? We’ll find out tonight, I just hope it’s not that they are having another kid.

    BRAVO – 10:00 PM: Kathy Griffin hooks up with Paula Deen tonight on My Life on the D-List. 10 to 1 Deen tries to deep fry Griffin or smothers her in butter. Why not, she does with just about everything else?

    TUESDAY

    NBC – 9:00 PM: Let’s face it, America’s Got Talent is really hoping to find the USA version of Susan Boyle. I’ll probably not watch and just let YouTube tell me if they find one or not.

    A&E – 10:oo PM: The Cleaner returns for another season, with Whoopi Goldberg in a recurring role as Benjamin Bratt‘s ex-sponsor.

    WEDNESDAY

    MTV – 10:00 PM: Yet again seven strangers are picked to live in a house in The Real World: Cancun. I’m sure the producers are leaving the house fully stocked with alchohol in the hopes of ratings grabing debauchery. What? I’m just sayin’.

    NBC – 10:00 PM: A rich kid grows a conscience and wants to help those in need in the new series The Philanthropist. A modern day The Millionaire or will it just be the new Juan to a Million? Only the ratings know.

    THURSDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: John Taylor of Duran Duran guests as a rock star that Samantha dates on Samantha Who?

    SHO – 10:00 PM: It’s a brand new season of Penn & Teller: Bull$hit! and they start things off with the light and family friendly subject matter of orgasm.

    FRIDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: FOX hopes to cash in on a little Sci-Fi Friday with Ron Moore’s Virtuality. Earth’s first starship has to try to find salvation for mankind and the crew keeps sain by using virtual reality. Whackiness ensues.

    CARTOON – 8:00 PM: Why not catch The Penguins of Madagascar? Seriously, there isn’t much else on.

    SATURDAY

    HISTORY – 8:00 PM: If you haven’t been watching the new season of Ice Road Truckers than you can take in three hours tonight to get all caught up.

    ABC – 9:00 PM: Just a reminder if you didn’t set your DVR last week for the re-air of the first episode of Castle than you can at least catch the second episode tonight.

    TBS – 9:00 PM: Just when you thought you needed more celebrity hosted variety shows there comes Ellen’s Bigger, Longer and Wider Show.

    SUNDAY

    COMEDY CENTRAL – 7:00 PM: It’s Van Wilder night with the original immediately followed by the abysmal Rise of Taj.

    HBO – 10:00 PM: Once again an HBO original series about a high school gym teacher comes out, but this one is no Kenny Powers. Thomas Jane is apparently Hung and he turns his gift into money by moonlighting as a male escort.

  • Trailer Park: THE PROPOSAL – Review

    By Christopher Stipp

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    So, I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies.Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    And now, you can follow me on TWITTER under the name: Stipp

    SCREENINGS, SCREENINGS, SCREENINGS

    bruno_posterI know, it sucks when you don’t live in New York or LA.

    They get all the good things but the nice thing about having me around like a corpse you decide to stick in a chair, just taking up space and requiring no maintenance at all, is that it’s a good thing to live in the Valley of the Sun. I know it’s been strange around here as of late if you were to listen to Howard Stern, with there being a runoff election being decided by cutting a deck of cards (yeah, we’re real progressive in this state) and some a-hole who tried to end it all by sticking a samurai sword in the steering wheel and trying to ram a wall only to go through the goddamn wall and end up not finishing what he started, but I’ve got screenings to invite you to: BRÜNO and, later in July, FUNNY PEOPLE.

    BRÜNO will be screening on July 7 at Harkins Tempe Marketplace and FUNNY PEOPLE will be screening on July 28 at Harkins Tempe Marketplace.

    I hope to have more information on how many tickets I’ll have for each but until that time, block out your calendars as scuttlebutt has been pretty positive for both.

    TWITTER CHAT WITH THE DIRECTOR OF FOOD, INC. THIS FRIDAY AT 10 am PST

    food-inc-posterNo, I haven’t been able to see this documentary about all the lovely things that go into making our meals but word’s been good for this movie and now you can feel free to talk directly to the director himself. Now, I’m still on the fence about how “interviews” on Twitter can be effective but if any of you give this a whirl and find it useful please let me know. The information for this follows below…

    Food Inc. Live Twitter Chat with Director Robert Kenner this Friday at 10 am PST!

    Food Inc opened in select markets last week to an overwhelming response! As we prepare to open around the country this Friday we want to give fans an opportunity to conduct a live twitter chat (at #foodinc) with the director, Robert Kenner.

    It’s simple to participate. At 10am PST this Friday (June 19th) login to twitter and put #foodinc in the search bar and hit enter. You are now following the conversation! If you have a question, be sure to include the #foodinc tag. This way the question will stay on this thread. We hope for a large turnout so please be patient while we try to answer as many questions as possible. We appreciate your support in getting our vital message out to the public!

    In the meantime, please follow Magnolia Pictures on twitter and Facebook for updates on Food Inc. and all of Magnolia’s upcoming films.

    THE PROPOSAL – REVIEW

    proposalThere’s a moment in the movie when you realize that basing a review on its actual mechanics would be a fish/barrel situation.

    For some reason, and if you just pay attention to the screen you’ll notice it, Alaskan Brewing Company has paid for a product placement. The movie takes place, for the most part, in Alaska and everyone seems hooked on Alaskan Amber. The bottle is everywhere and when you dig a little further into the line of brew this company puts out you see that they have 8 different varieties. This product placement is curious because you find your eye drifting to the red labels of this beer, extras are drinking it, Craig T. Nelson is drinking it, Sandra Bullock is drinking it, Malin Akerman is drinking it, the whole town seemed zombified by this beverage and, I’m pretty sure, this is not what you want someone like me doing while watching your film: wondering why everyone is hooked on Alaskan Amber and not their pale, IPA, ale, stout varieties. And this is all neither here nor there but this is what happens when you have a script that’s about as airy and delicately put together like a petite madeleine and performances from the likes of Bullock and Reynolds that, honestly, felt like they were done with about as much regard for the audience as a 10 year-old is on Valium. That said, though, you could have done a lot worse.

    Noticing that this hackneyed story, the theme of the mean curmudgeon who suddenly has a new outlook on life by the end of the film, is something that is as old as time is eternal. THE PROPOSAL doesn’t look to blaze any new trails when it comes to the romantic comedy formula and, in fact, it takes some of the more basic elements of what makes them so enduring like bubblegum pop music. You have the wacky comedic relief played by Oscar Nunez who is absolutely the funniest thing in this film when you realize that he embraced the kind of role usually reserved for a John Turturro-type and explored all the ways in which he could make a true mark on this film; his unshaved bikini area absolutely solidified this. You have the wise one who knows what’s good for everyone, played here by Betty White who is just a delightful and spry actress who brings a bubbly effervescence to the role as the grandma who knows it all. You have the evil, metaphorically mustachioed, character that is looking to tear everything asunder, played here by Denis O’Hare whose character actually becomes funnier when he’s off camera at the end of the film. You also have the red herring of the group, Malin Akerman, who is not only wasted in her performance as an old girlfriend who, in other films, is used as someone who represents the lost lover who might-possibly-maybe be the one our protagonist decides to fall in love with instead but she’s horribly utilized in this movie. These four players represent what’s usually at the core for a successful romantic comedy and, to be fair, everyone does what they are supposed to do. They’re caricatures of real people and they play their far-removed-from-reality roles as best they can. It falls on Bullock and Reynolds to make it work.

    The two of these actors work well with one another. Ryan Reynolds without question has the kind of comedic timing and subtlety necessary to make this movie more than just a bland story about how one person is going to need to marry the other in order to keep them in the country. Reynolds shines as someone who could actually bring a much needed relief to those who are dragged to these movies with their significant others (read here: men) because he understands the kind of movie he’s in. It’s not a question of whether or not he can pull it off, much like a Matthew McConaughey who embodies sleepwalking through a film as of late, but how he can make a film feel much more livelier than it isn’t. On paper this is about as routine as it comes, first time writer Pete Chiarrelli making good use of the basics in a romantic comedy that will bring people to the multiplex, and disappointingly it’s Sandra Bullock who fails to bring anything fresh to a genre that would have done well with some of what made her performance in 2006’s THE LAKE HOUSE a surprising delight.

    Playing the shrew of a boss who no one likes respects or admires, stop me if you’ve heard that one before, the film goes out of its way to showcase Bullock as a woman who simply hates the world. I don’t think she loves anything, money, power, advantage, none of these things, as the film paints her an inhuman robot that not even the most testosterone fueled type-a personality would be able to match. That’s what makes her glorious transformation into a woman who can find love that much more grandiose but it genuinely does a disservice to a film that is broadcasting that it is simply a vehicle to make a buck and to be forgotten as soon as you walk out of the door. Bullock has her moments but, as the script is written, there isn’t much more she can do other than not exude a real human emotion for more than 1/2 of the film; it just doesn’t feel like acting, it’s more akin to following instructions on a piece of paper as if it were a table from Ikea that needs some assembly. She doesn’t acquit herself well in this role and it’s really not Bullock’s fault if you try and understand what’s really amiss. That fault lays at the feet of Anne Fletcher who has been in this territory before.

    Bursting on the scene like an adolescent zit, Fletcher gave us her opening salvo as a director, the abominable STEP UP in 2006. This gave her enough juice to take the reigns of the genuinely terrible 27 DRESSES. DRESSES, if you read some of the comments leveled at her by other critics, garnered the same criticism which I am leveling at it. THE PROPOSAL feels like a movie that is devoid of any human tethering. From its unnatural use of lighting, set design and set-ups you would be hard pressed to find a modicum of reality stitched within the layers of this rancid onion. Craig T. Nelson feels like a caricature of a dad who is having trouble connecting with his son, the mother feels like an oblivious opposite to Nelson’s distant behavior and the film suffers as if it were a sitcom put to celluloid. Truly, if you want to know why some films are critic proof the answer is embedded within this film. It is because there is nothing of value to criticize. Like the petite madeleine the film crumbles upon inspection. It cannot stand up to someone taking the movie to task for all its shortcomings because, yes, it would be like picking on someone smaller than you, weaker than you. It’s strength is in its weakness and middle America is going to devour and eat this up.

    This is Ryan Reynold’s film and thankfully he makes all this pap tolerable as it’s forced down the gullet of your brain. Should you find yourself laughing it’s not because there isn’t anything to laugh as there are a few good moments but a few moments does not a movie make. It may be good enough for the ladies of America who believe this movie is what they’re looking for this summer but they would much be better served with a movie that comes out next month, 500 DAYS OF SUMMER, a movie that wants to be more than a romantic comedy; it wants to be remembered.

    THE PROPOSAL is a film that you can tolerate, even enjoy, for its run time. There are more than enough moments for those with a low threshold of what they find funny to laugh at, and it will most certainly entertain them, but for those who are looking for a film they would actually want to enjoy beyond the superficiality of its plot I would recommend to keep looking.

  • Toy Box: Hot Toys Terminator T-700 Sixth Scale Action Figure

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    It’s been almost four weeks since Terminator: Salvation was released to theaters, and fans and critics have not been kind. With a disappointing 33% on Rotten Tomatoes, it’s not even as well liked as the God awful Rise of the Machines.

    Ah, but Hot Toys is producing a series of sixth scale figures based on the film, and let’s face it – if it’s Hot Toys, it has to be good. They have both John Connor and Marcus Wright coming soon, as well as a very cool T-600, but the first release is the T-700.

    Hot Toys isn’t new to the Terminator license, and one of their best figures is the T-800 Endoskeleton based on Terminator 2, which they released a couple years ago. This figure came with several weapons, and set a new standard at the time for well designed articulation.

    While the T-700 is a predecessor to the T-800 we all know and love, it’s still a very similar beast, particularly under the skin. Perhaps Hot Toys realized that, because they went with a different route for this figure, stripping him of his accessories and offering him at a considerably lower price point. While you can expect to pay around $150 for most Hot Toys figures, this guy comes in at closer to $110 at most retailers.

    If you have any questions or comments, drop me a line at mwc@mwctoys.com, or check out my site at Michael’s Review of the Week – Captain Toy. Now, on to the review!

    Hot Toys T-700 sixth scale action figure

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    Packaging – ****
    While much of this figure has a been there, done that feel due to the earlier Hot Toys T-800 release, the one area that really took me by surprise was the package. This thing is way cool! It comes in a dark gray (almost black) hard foam (very hard) package, with just a top and bottom held together by a much smaller than usual outer sleeve. The foam is intricately carved, giving it a machined appearance. It’s very striking, and one of Hot Toys most innovative box designs in quite awhile.

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    Inside, you get the figure carefully packed and no twisties or other annoying encumbrances. The package is very collector friendly, with no need to damage or destroy anything in the removal of the figure.

    Sculpting – ****
    I haven’t reviewed a lot of Hot Toys figures here at QSE, but I cover quite a few at my site. And believe me, they are the finest sixth scale figures on the market today. This Endoskeleton is a thing of beauty, with sharply defined sculpting, excellent small detail work, and an amazing level of movie accuracy.

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    However, Hot Toys isn’t the first company to produce an amazing looking Endoskeleton, T-700 or otherwise. But they go beyond just the sculpt, engineering the figure to combine this amazing realism with stupendous articulation. It’s figures like this one that prove you don’t have to forfeit articulation for great looks.

    The mechanical nature of this monster requires a sharp edge to the sculpt. Pieces need to look like machined metal, not soft plastic, and here again Hot Toys manages to give us the closest thing to the real deal possible. The surface of the figure is also scored and pocked, much like wrought iron, adding to the metallic effect. You really have to see this guy in person to appreciate the work.

    I do wish he was a smidge bigger. Yea, I know. He’s the interior skeleton of a slightly larger than normal human male. So he’s not going to be quite as big as a figure with skin and muscle on him, but I would have personally preferred a little more height.

    Paint – ****
    The paint work here isn’t complex, but the potential to over do it is there, and other companies have certainly had less restraint. The temptation to try to do too much is hard to resist, but that wouldn’t make this figure better.

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    I’ve said before that the paint can improve any sculpt, and here it adds to the appearance of the metal body. Had they gone with something too shiny, that iron works style texturing wouldn’t have looked right. Instead, they’ve matched the color with the style of sculpt perfectly.

    Articulation – ****
    Other companies that produce robots or figures in armor usually throw in the towel when it comes to articulation. The pistons, gears, and other small mechanical devices makes it impossible to have useful joints, or so most people think.

    Hot Toys doesn’t believe it though, and they continue to prove that it’s possible to engineer joints that work with even the most complicated robotic sculpts. Here, the pistons move smoothly at each of the joints, especially the jaw, ball jointed neck, shoulders, wrists, elbows, waist, knees and ankles. While it might appear that there is no way these joints could have much range of movement due to the complicated nature of the mechanics, they actually do. It’s really quite impressive!

    Even the toes are articulated, and the fingers have multiple joints. There’s a joint at each knuckle, and a joint at the base of the finger that allows them to spread wider or come together close! Getting the fingers in just the right position can be a bit frustrating, and they can be a little loose at times, but you have to be impressed with the overall workmanship.

    They also seem much more stable and sturdy than the similar joints on their earlier endoskeleton. Hot Toys is improving, even when it seems like they’ve already hit perfection.

    Actually, they do still have one joint on these figures that could use a little improvement – the hips. They do move in and out from the plane of the body slightly, but not as much as I’d really like. But deducting for that after seeing all the other exceptional joints just doesn’t seem appropriate.

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    Accessories – *1/2
    While the other Terminator related figures from Hot Toys have been loaded with accessories, this guy only comes with his T-700 base, made to look like a factory platform. It’s a nice looking base, and includes a spot to connect the wire arm that could attach around his waist. I’ll be skipping the arm however, and just standing him on the base, since he has no trouble staying upright on his own. The hole for the arm is hidden well enough to make this possible.

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    Light up Feature – ***
    Like the later model that came out first, he has light up eyes. These are activated with a small, well hidden button on his back. The two small, red LED eyes are bright and clean when lit, and the wiring for this feature doesn’t get in the way of the articulation or appearance. The batteries are relatively easy to swap, and he comes with a set already installed.

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    However, one of the eyes is slightly brighter than the other, and I noticed that the batteries seem to be dying pretty fast. They are minor quibbles, but enough to pull this down a bit. I haven’t had that issue with my Iron Man figures from Hot Toys, or the first T-800, and I didn’t expect to have it here.

    Fun Factor ***
    Even with the small fingers and tiny joints, this guy is remarkably sturdy. He feels much less likely to break when you’re posing and handling than the earlier T-800 endoskeleton does. Hard to believe it, but somehow Hot Toys continues to improve.

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    That being said, breaking the smaller joints and even some of the pistons would be pretty easy if you don’t take some basic care. He’s sturdy enough that an older kid who loves the license could get some great poses out of him, but the under ten crowd would be like Sarah Connor to this guy.

    Value – **1/2
    I commend Hot Toys on finding a way to drop the price on this figure, especially since he’s similar to their earlier release. A bennie ain’t cheap no matter what though, and by dropping the accessories to drop the price, the value ends up washing out at average.

    Things to Watch Out For –
    While these joints are sturdier than I expected, you still have to take care when posing him. The fingers are especially tricky, but that’s part of the price you pay for this type of realism.

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    Overall – ***1/2
    With three key four star categories, this guy was bucking for a four star overall. I held off slightly though, because I do really, really miss any accessories, even at the lower price point. I can’t argue with the sculpt, paint or articulation, but we’ve seen this figure – almost – already once before, and I really wish we’d gotten something a little extra this time around. Hot Toys did that with their Iron Man line, where they knew that the MKII figure needed something extra, since he was so close to the MKIII (in terms of the sculpt). This time around, they cut back on the price rather than give us anything extra, and I can appreciate the sentiment…but the lack of accessories still hurts this guy for me.

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    Scoring Recap –
    Packaging – ****
    Sculpting -****
    Paint – ****
    Articulation – ****
    Accessories – *1/2
    Light Up Feature – ***
    Fun Factor – ***
    Value – **1/2
    Overall – ***1/2

    Where to Buy –
    You have a number of great online options:

    Urban Collector has a great price at $106.

    Alter Ego Comics has him at $108.

    Corner Store Comics also has it at $108.

    Show Piece Collectibles doesn’t have the T-700, but they have a great price on the T-660 at just $168. Most other sites are pre-selling this guy for around $200!

    Related Reviews:
    Check out Hot Toys previous Endoskeleton, the T-800.

  • Trailer Park: THE TAKING OF PELHAM 1 2 3 – Review

    By Christopher Stipp

    The Archives, Right Here

    So, I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies.Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    And now, you can follow me on TWITTER under the name: Stipp

    Note Bene: It’s been a long week for and I have some great news to share next week about a writing project that has a lot to do with a documentary and John Hughes. Stay tuned…

    PUBLIC ENEMIES – Arizona Screening

    pe_field_300x250So, is it bad that I hope this is the real summer movie that Christian Bale is in?

    I know a lot of whiners out there want to take the movie to task for using digital but I, for one, applaud Michael Mann for using what worked for well for him in COLLATERAL and MIAMI VICE. Those two movies benefited from a technology that brought a different film going experience to the multiplex. It’s obvious some people like it, some not but Christian Bale and Johnny Depp? I’m sorry but Bruce Wayne in his non-Batman throaty scratch and Depp playing a role that doesn’t require him channeling Keith Richards is a movie I want to see.

    So, if you’re free June 25th and can make it to Harkins Fashion Square for a sneak preview then I will have passes for you, some of you anyway. Shoot me a note at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and I’ll enter you for a chance to win.

    THE TAKING OF PELHAM 1 2 3 – Review

    taking_of_pelham_1-2-3_2009It’s nice that my parents finally have a summer movie to call their own.

    The biggest problem I have with this film, which is about as close as a Paint-By-Numbers exercise in filmmaking as you can get when you consider how rote Tony Scott’s direction is in this clone of a movie, is how utterly vapid and cardboard the characters are.

    You’ve got a tougher than sun dried leather man in John Travolta playing the film’s resident badass, Ryder. His foil, the angel to his devil on his shoulder, is Walter Garber played by Denzel Washington. For those who need the crash course in what this movie is about, it seems that Ryder wants to hijack a subway car for a lump sum of cash. Garber is a dispatcher who just happens to be at the other end of the call demanding that money but the issues that are glaringly obvious as soon as this plot starts to push forward like a labored moving subway car is that the movie can’t capture the same riveting intimacy as the 1974 classic because Scott wants to employ all the frenetic camera movements, and we’ll get into this shortly, in his wheelhouse. The problem is that this isn’t a movie that is served by quick shots, sets drenched in hazy green lighting, stylized slo-motion clips or, quite literally, spastic camera jiggling. 1974’s version of PELHAM worked because it didn’t have the same access to effect work as Scott obviously does and, here’s the thing, wants to remind you that he’s in charge of directing this thing.

    This film doesn’t need to be treated as an equal to the previous PELHAM, it is obvious it has no concern for it, but if what we have in the first 1/3rd of this movie is so appallingly numbing with its insistence on pushing its literal vision on an audience there shouldn’t be any reason why any other part of the film should be regarded with any care as well. Lucky for us, Scott doesn’t.

    The performances that are eked out of Travolta is nothing short of campy and should be placed in the realm of bombastic simply for the sake of it, Denzel seemingly sleepwalking through a role that has about as much weight as a dozen balloons filled with helium. This ought to be a film about a savvy mastermind who wants to mete out his revenge in a thoughtful, dramatic fashion and who has no qualms about taking the lives of those he’s taken hostage. A simple illustrative comparison of what made Hans Gruber such a sinister bad guy was that he was at once suave, intelligent and dangerously cold blooded. Both films used the idea of having a crime take place in a tight, confined space, and I realize these are two different kinds of films, but Hans was a character that was used to a lot better effect than Travolta hamming it up here was able to do. Travolta is PLAYING the part of being a telephone tough guy but he isn’t tough, he’s all bark. It’s only because the script calls for him to pop a guy or two that you believe he’s capable of killing as he certainly doesn’t earn any genuine intimidation when he’s on the screen.

    Now, Denzel, on the other hand, deserves a little bit more credit but not much. Playing a character who’s on probation for suspicion for doing something so morally objectionable certainly doesn’t display any of the affectations of someone who is at the precipice of losing it all. The character he plays isn’t as likable, to drag this comparison back to DIE HARD, as Sgt. Al Powell who also had to use nothing but a microphone to sell his character. Denzel had to act against a microphone and does a pretty decent job. I say decent because there isn’t any way I could care less or more about his circumstances. I don’t know whether I should think he’s just an innocent man caught up in a dire situation or if he’s just as bad as the guy leading the hijacking; obviously, there is an overt difference between the two but the problem is the movie doesn’t make that distinction. It lets that sort of float out there in the ether of flashy editing. The movie misses a great opportunity to differentiate the two men or to completely muddle the idea that maybe they aren’t different. We just don’t know and that’s the failure of the film: it doesn’t want to invest in any emotional tethering.

    I want to feel a certain amount of pity for Denzel. I want to believe that there might be a way to get through to Travolta. I certainly want to feel something. But with all the other circus characters that are introduced James Gandolfini (the Mayor of New York), John Turturro (the negotiator), and a host of others just become dizzying distractions to what is already a mess of lifeless corpses. I simply don’t care about, nor am I given much reason to, anyone here. Sure, Denzel is the real protagonist here but simply because someone is put in a dire situation doesn’t mean you earn the right for me to care. There is a real opportunity missed in turning the one moment of this film where the line between thief and thief is blurred and making that a touchstone. No, we’re just pushed along because Scott has a finish line, and dammit, we’re going to make it. The final 20 minutes of this film are genuinely anticlimactic in the very worst sense. There is no danger, no imminent danger to anyone, no real threat and that’s one of the greatest crimes committed against audiences who deserve to be thrilled and who are only left mildly piqued by what they’re given.

    That brings us to Tony Scott’s direction.

    I’ve never really seen a movie that embodies the idea of over stylized than I did as Scott employed the very same tricks here as he has with DOMINO and DEJA VU. Not only that but should a viewer be more consumed with wondering why a scene suddenly ends with a freeze frame or wondering why the camera seemingly is having an epileptic fit in the middle of a scene or why any number of overtly in-your-face shaky cam sequences are employed one after another? No, as the filmmaker’s job is not to be there but to lead you to one moment to the next without ever making their presence felt. If I am wrong about that assumption then I take back all I’ve said about being aware every few minutes that this was absolutely, positively, without question a Tony Scott film.

  • TV Or Not TV: 6/8 – 6/14

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    Welcome to TV or Not TV where I will sincerely miss The Piemaker.

    As a long time fan of Bryan Fuller‘s I suppose I was almost genetically pre-disposed to like Pushing Daisies. The characters were quirky, the dialogue snappy, and the show existed in a world so vibrant that you almost wished you could live in it.

    Saturday on ABC at 10 PM, as noted below, marks the final new episode of Pushing Daisies that will air. (Insert narration by Jim Dale here) In the matter of the final episode of Pushing Daisies, the facts are these…

    The original intent of this final episode was to end on a cliff-hanger, as this was not meant to be the final episode, and this cliff-hanger was a very well thought out and incredible cliff-hanger that would have every Pushing Daisies fan salivating for the next episode. Sadly the producers of the show found themselves with a cancellation and no funds available to re-shoot their ending, now a series finale, and they were left with a dilemma. How could they deliver a feeling of closure with little to no budget?

    After you see the ending of this episode, however, you will know where the television and movie making term “I’ll fix it in post” comes from, for the creator of the show was a very ingenious man. In the face of cancellation and knowing his ending had to be one that did not hang cliffs but instead must warm hearts, he was able to cobble together an ending from footage already shot and he must have also thrown himself upon the good graces of one Jim Dale to provide the final narration that tied these images together into something that does in fact bring a happy ending to this amazing yet network rejected show. (end Jim Dale style narration)

    I will sincerely miss Pushing Daisies. I don’t think I’ll really understand how the show, which was met with quite a lot of critical acclaim, fell by the way side so quickly. I have used the Writer’s Strike as an easy scape goat for quite a lot of things, but I really do think that Pushing Daisies was definitely a casualty of the war between the writers and the studios. The shows first series run definitely felt cut short, so much so that it was almost hard to remember what had transpired before when it finally did come back on. I also think that ABC wasn’t really behind the show once it came back and that’s why there wasn’t a lot of advertising around the shows return.

    In the end the answer really doesn’t matter since it really is a numbers game, one that is dictated by the now outdated Neilsen Ratings system. A show I love is gone, it won’t be aired on broadcast television again, and the TV airwaves will be just a little emptier. I’m just glad Bryan Fuller was able to give us a happy ending instead of a frustrating and empty cliff-hanger that would never pay off.

    Now that I’ve drolled on enough about the exit of TV’s forensic fantasy, let’s take a look at what is on deck for this week’s viewing.

    MONDAY

    TLC – 9:00 PM: Emiril Lagasse shows up on Jon & Kate Plus 8 to remind us he’s still around.

    BrAVO – 10:00 PM: Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List is back for another season. I miss the imbezzling husband. Too bad this great show is premiering up against…

    SHO – 10:00 PM: Weeds is back, but is it better than ever? I’ve seen the first three episodes, and sadly I don’t think so. Really hoping they round it out before the end because this used to be one of my favorite shows.

    TUESDAY

    HIST – 8:00 PM: Get your check list ready and see how many of The Seven Signs of the Apocalypse have happened around us.

    FOX – 9:00 PM: Mental features David Carradine this week. Watching this now is going to be real awkward.

    WEDNESDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Four words to ensure that you may not move from 8 to 10: four hours of Wipeout.

    E! – 10:00 PM: The E! True Hollywood Story: Patrick Swayze will remind you exactly why you don’t put baby in a corner and why we thought he’d be bigger.

    THURSDAY

    USA – 9:00 PM: Wow, can’t beleive I missed last week’s season premiere of Burn Notice. I know where I’ll be tonight.

    CARTOON NETWORK- 9:00 PM: If you were a fan of the animated Total Drama Island than you will want to check out the new show set in an abandoned movie-studio back lot on Total Drama Action.

    MTV – 10:00 PM: Can’t muster up the strength to talk to your teen daughter about “safe sex”? DVR 16 and Pregnant and make it required viewing every week.

    FRIDAY

    VH-1 – 9:00 PM: Haven’t watched Kendra featuring the former Girl Next Door? Catch two episodes back-to-back.

    ABC – 9:00 PM: Even though it’s been cancelled for next season I still enjoy Samantha Who? and will enjoy the back-to-back episodes tonight.

    SATURDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Wait, Kings is still on? Who knew? (Not many according to the ratings.)

    ABC – 8:00 PM: The Haunted Mansion proves that you can’t turn every Disney ride into a successful movie.

    A&E – 8:00 PM: I remember seeing The Fugitive at the Chinese Theater in LA. It blew me away.

    ABC – 10:00 PM: This is it, the series finale of Pushing Daisies. It wasn’t the strongest episode for the show to go out on but at least they were able to bring closure for us devoted fans.

    SUNDAY

    HBO – 9:00 PM: Really, do I have to recommend anything else other than True Blood‘s season premiere tonight?

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Mentioning 10.5: Apocalypse as an alternative viewing choice to True Blood is like telling you to have a bowl of lint instead of ice cream. Hey, I can’t just recommend one thing tonight. It’s in my contract. Don’t hate.

    Will Wilkins is amazed how few choices there are right now.

  • Trailer Park: Ed Helms of THE HANGOVER

    By Christopher Stipp

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    hangover1Ed Helms brings a unique flavor to the funny served up in THE HANGOVER.

    While I did find the antics of Zach Galifianakis more endearing and weirdly comedic Ed Helms proved that he can be front and center in a film and not just relegated to the background. His turn as Stu Price, the spineless and browbeaten boyfriend of a woman more likely to tear your manhood off before ever going to a place like Las Vegas just to ensure your fun doesn’t get out of hand, is masterfully executed. His time with the Upright Citizens Brigade helped to hone the ability to bring the comedy within a group and it pays dividends in this movie. He stopped by Phoenix recently to answer some questions in a roundtable fashion, he participated in a Q&A the night before to a general audience that actually asked the question “Did Mike Tyson really hit Zach Galifianakis?” (yeah, we breed geniuses up in this desert), and I’ve made sure to break out which questions I actually asked. And, yeah, to paraphrase Ed, it was fuckin’ hot out there…

    THE HANGOVER opens today.

    QUESTION: Welcome to Arizona.

    ED HELMS: Thank you very much.

    Q: How has it been treating you?

    HELMS: I just got in last night and have been driving around all morning to all these different interviews so it’s been fun.

    Q: Well you got here on a day when it’s not too hot and crazy, so that’s good.

    HELMS: Is that right? Because it’s pretty fuckin’ hot out there.

    Q: This is mild compared to what’s coming.

    HELMS: Oh boy. Glad I don’t live here.

    Q: I have to ask about the missing tooth thing. It looks so real.

    hangover2-fHELMS: OK, so the tooth is totally real in the movie. I actually have an implant here that I got when I was about 15. It’s been there for about 20 years and when we were discussing how to make the tooth look like it was gone, we tried to black it out, we did some camera tests and then they made a prosthetic for me but it made me look like a donkey so there was no way we were doing that. Then I just thought “Hey, why don’t I just ask my dentist what’s the deal with this?” and he said, “Yeah, I think we can actually do that safely.” So we took the tooth out for three months and I had a removable tooth for those three months and now that the movie wrapped it went right back in and this is the new one and it’s permanent again.

    Q: Did they have that written before?

    HELMS: Totally. It was in the script.

    Q: So what are the odds?

    HELMS: Yeah, just super lucky and ironically when I was a teenager I had a removable tooth before I got the implant and I took it out for a high school play too where I played this redneck. So I guess that was good training or something.

    Q: How close did you get to the tiger and was it more or less ferocious than Mike Tyson?

    HELMS: I got really, really close to the tiger, closer than we are sitting right now on numerous occasions. In my head it was the most ferocious animal ever, in reality I think it really was pretty docile. Tyson was ““ there was no comparison. He was a delight. He was really cool and fun and disarming and eager to screw around and have a good time. The tiger though was crazy and the whole time you’re working with the tiger there’s this little voice in the back of your head just saying “this is so stupid ““ you should not be here.”

    Q: A bunch of guys on the set with tranquilizer guns?

    HELMS: No, they had a few trainers around and the trainers have them on a leash but the lease isn’t anchored to anything and the tiger weighs twice as much as the trainer so it’s like, is this sufficient? The trainers had this cavalier attitude where at one point ““ you know the scene where I toss the steak to him ““ we did a bunch of takes of that and a couple takes in Todd Phillips said try to hit them in the head with the steak. And I’m like, I don’t think that’s a very good idea. And he said, come on, just try it and let’s see what happens. So I asked the trainer, what happens if I hit him in the head? Because I was so close to the tiger and I knew I could hit him in the head. I asked the trainer if he thought he would flip out if I hit him in the head. He said, “I don’t know. Let’s try it.”

    (Laughs)

    And that was their attitude about everything by the way. There was no scientific process here. It was just, “Fuck it…What the hell…Let’s give it a try.” Against all better judgment I did try to hit the tiger in the head and it turns out, you can’t do that because the tiger’s reflexes are so quick he will catch the steak anywhere near his head if it’s airborne. I keep trying to hit him in the head but he would just catch it in his mouth. I don’t think any of that is in the movie. I don’t remember which take they used.

    ho30CHRISTOPHER STIPP: I think the very last one. You mentioned it last night.

    HELMS: Oh you were at the Q&A?

    CS: You said you were out of steaks.

    HELMS: And I was using the plastic steak. But there’s a few edits in that but maybe not. I don’t remember now. The very end of the shot is a composite of the tiger leaping at a trainer and me running away scared. But I think it cuts to a reverse like over the tiger of me coming in at one point. I can’t remember now. I have to look at again.

    CS: Speaking of that, tied into the way you explain Zach Galifianakis’ impersonation of the pepper on the steak, Ben Stiller this week on Howard Stern was talking about what a miserable experience Mystery Man was and he kind of talked about it on a larger sense and said, “You know what, for comedy to really work on film you have to be one of those guys who does one take, two take, you can’t over think it.” You can’t over think it. You can’t overdo it. You just have to go in there, know what’s funny, do it and be confident in that. How was it working with Todd and his philosophy on when he thinks he’s got the funny on film?

    HELMS: I’m curious ““ I’m not sure what Ben meant. Did he say just do as many takes as you want?

    CS: No, that’s what was so aggravating to him, that they lost that spontaneity and ended up with a laborious…”Alright, let’s do take 37.”

    HELMS: Who directed that movie?

    CS: I don’t know but he said he hasn’t done anything after that.

    HELMS: I’m trying to remember. I think it was a commercial director. Anyway, it wasn’t a terrible movie.

    CS: No, it was good but he just stressed how you just can’t over think it.

    HELMS: Yeah, I totally agree with that. Todd is a master. He’s such a good director. He knows what he wants but is so collaborative, he listens but also incredibly manipulative in a good way. You’ll find yourself doing things that maybe you were hesitant about and then find out that he cajoles you into it and you’re glad he did at the end of the day, because it looked great or it was a really strong comedic choice.

    I know Zach. He’s so funny because the baby thing and wearing a jock strap ““ there were a number of jokes that Zach actually pitched ironically as a joke, like wouldn’t it be funny if I did this”¦and then Todd said, “Yeah, you are actually going to do that now.” And Zach was like “Dammit, I got talked into it” and of course, they are the funniest bits of the movie. So there’s a lot of trust we all put in Todd and I think he earned it and used it wisely.

    As far as over-thinking…I like to do lots of takes because I love to play around. I’ve actually worked with Ben and we’ve done lots of takes too. As long as, and I’m going to try and read into Ben’s words but I didn’t hear it firsthand , but there is something, even when you are doing lots of takes you want to keep it fresh. You don’t want to talk about it too much because it just doesn’t help. Just throw it out there and in the time it takes to discus if something’s funny, you could have done four takes and tried it four different ways and I totally agree with that. You also get momentum when you do a lot of takes when you don’t stop and talk because talking puts the brakes on your process as you are trying to stay in the moment. It’s fun to whittle something down over a series of takes. You get a little kernel of an idea you riff on it and start going but it’s too long, you didn’t quite get it right. So you do it again and it’s a little shorter and there’s lots of moments like that in the movie.

    ho22Like when we come back to the hotel after Mr. Chow beats us up with the crowbar and we get to the door of the hotel room and Zach goes what about the tiger? And Brad is like, “Oh yeah, the tiger.” And I say “I wonder why” or something like that and then Zach goes, “That’s one of the side effects of herpes, you forget things.” Brad says “I keep forgetting about the tiger, how did the tiger get in there” and I look at Zach and go, “I don’t know, I don’t remember. ” Doesn’t pick up on it, just “Yeah, one of the side effects of herpes” and I go “You are literally too stupid to insult” and he goes, “Thank you””¦just completely straight. We must have done that about 15 times and always different with different riffs and tangents but over a series of takes, Todd would say “Take that out” or “Do this” and our own discretion would filter in and we wound up with a really quick little exchange that has a couple of great beats in it. So, that’s a little bit about the process.

    Q: Who makes you laugh?

    HELMS: Oh my gosh, so many people make me laugh. If I go way back, some of the initial reasons I decided I wanted to get into comedy was really those SNL shows in the 80’s, like when I was a very little kid I started watching Saturday Night Live and I just was so enamored with the energy of the show. I didn’t get it I don’t think at the time but I just wanted to be a part of that energy. Eddie Murphy was hands down one of the reasons I ever wanted to do comedy but his era around that time was also Joe Piscopo, Martin Short, Harry Shearer, Christopher Guest, Michael Keaton. Phil Hartman is one of my all time favorites and I still get misty sometimes because I always wanted to meet him and it breaks my heart I will never get that chance. He just meant so much to me and I was really devastated when we lost him.

    The next chapter of SNL is Mike Myers, David Spade, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider, and they all just made me laugh and made me want to be a part of it ““ Will Farrell and Terry O’Terry and that wave Chris Kattan”¦ So really SNL was a big thing and everyone in it ““ Ellen Cleghorne ““ just so many moments and such a fun world. Outside of SNL I was a huge Bill Cosby fan as a little kid. I had a bunch of his records and I got super into Jerry Seinfeld and still just adore. A lot of comedians make me laugh.

    Q: I’m thinking about the banjo. Are you a fan of Steve Martin?

    HELMS: Yea, Steve Martin. He’s the man. He’s an idol of mine on many fronts. He is just a guy that leads his life in a very upstanding way and has maintained an incredible career as a comedic actor and then of course he’s an insanely good banjo player. I love a lot of the songs he’s written. I learned a bunch of them. So, yea, he’s definitely on that list. I could go on forever. In the standup area, there’s this guy, Brian Regan. Do you know who he is?

    Absolutely.

    HELMS: He’s just one of my favorite comedians ever. Jim Gaffigan, Patton Oswalt, Mitch Hedberg, really make me laugh. And Zach is a great stand up. He’s just this wickedly, witty guy. I don’t know what it is. He’s just got something really special. That’s a long list.

    (Laughs)

    HELMS: And it’s really longer too. I just love comedy and comedians. Such a fun world.

    ho7Q: In 100 words or less describe Heather Graham’s kiss.

    (Laughs)

    HELMS: Hmm”¦.100 words or less. How about this? Just silky smooth.

    (Laughs)

    HELMS: Is that less than 100 words?

    Q: Did you screw up that scene enough so you could retake it over and over again?

    HELMS: Yeah. I asked Heather to rehearse that a bunch but she didn’t want to do that. No, it’s a funny thing. Everyone asks me that but the reality is in that scene I’m surprised by the kiss so I don’t actually kiss her back. So, it’s not a mutual kiss. It’s her kissing me. So to be totally candid, it wasn’t that great for me because I didn’t get to engage the kiss in anyway. But that said, just to have Heather Graham kiss you, even on the cheek, is just so uplifting. She’s so peculiar because she’s this sunshiny, bright effervescent woman but also has this Buddha like serenity and comfort with herself and just drops these little pearls of wisdom about her life experience. And it’s like, wow, I think she could be a guru. People would really follow her.

    Q: Wasn’t she in that movie?

    HELMS: Oh, she was? Yes, she’s really something.

    Q: Are you anything like Stu in real life? And if not, if you were actually in the events of The Hangover, which character would you be more like?

    HELMS: I am like Stu. I regret and it pains me to admit I am a bit more like Stu than I would like to acknowledge. Am I exactly like Stu? Of course not. I think I have a little more awareness and not in as much denial about issues in my life, particularly regarding relationships and so forth as Stu is. That said when I was doing the movie and thinking about how to respond to moments in the narrative, I really tapped into my own gut reaction to things and I think we all did actually. It is sort of why the movie stays somehow, in the face of the most craziest and most ridiculous things happening, it stays plausible to me. At least to me it does. That was a lot of Todd wanting us to be ourselves and respect us and respond honestly to each situation.

    CS: Coming through UCB which has produced just an enormous amount of talent, you can talk about the west coast Groundlings, how did that ““ you went from a lover of comedy when you were younger and then said to yourself I have to learn to do comedy and went to New York or doing UCB, getting your way on the Daily Show, then The Office, how does that transform when you were learning what’s important on live theater when working in front of a live group, The Office is perfect as is the Daily Show because you have to work with an ensemble. It obviously came across on the film because you, Bradley and Zach seemed like a very cohesive ““ the chemistry is perfect ““ how did that at least when you were learning how to deal with the group dynamic in comedy ““ did you ever go from thinking comedy was one way and then going into UCB and actually learning what the secrets are as to what makes good comedy?

    HELMS: I don’t think UCB has a monopoly on any sort of secrets as to what’s funny, or how to be funny but that said, it has very quickly established itself on par with the Second City in Chicago and the Groundlings in LA, both of which were avenues which I considered going down. When I was in college I wondered how I was going to do this. I had to get into comedy. So, I analyzed the careers of those people I mentioned before and really thought methodically about how they went about it and I boiled it down to three tracks basically. One was the Groundlings in LA and that was Will Ferrell and Phil Hartman and Molly Shannon, Sherry O’Terry, Chris Purnell, Chris Kattan, they all came out of the Groundlings.

    Then there was Second City which had the real old tradition of Saturday Night Live going all the way back to Belushi and Aykroyd and also the Toronto Second City with Martin Short and John Candy. Then the other avenue was doing standup in New York City which was Adam Sandler and Chris Rock and a handful of others, Eddie Murphy. And, Eddie Murphy was again my guy. He’s the one I wanted to be like the most. And Jimmy Fallon I think also came into the New York City comedy bracket. So, that just seemed like the best fit for me and I wanted to be in New York City. And it wasn’t for a few years, around 2000, I had been doing standup in New York for a while and started to establish some credibility and started to ratchet it up a bit and then that’s when USB started to pick up steam and offer classes and some comedian friends of mine were starting to look into it and I just loved that energy. I went to go check it out and started hanging out there doing shows.

    ho3It was really cool because in Chicago the impov and standup worlds are very competitive and separate. It’s a different world. In New York they just reinforced each other in a really cool way in a symbiotic kind of relationship between the improve world and the standup world. The UCB was hosting standup shows at their theatre and I just worked my way up and took all the classes and I joined a team there so I could perform regularly. The improve training, as great as UCB is I don’t think anyone has a monopoly on these ideas but I did happen to learn at UCB about being incredibly present in the scene or as an actor listening to the other actors in the scene because that’s what improve is all about. They hammer it into you. It’s almost like a weird ““ something bigger than the individual ““ an energy ““ a good energy ““ a good improve scene is bigger than anyone in it. Something happening that everyone is contributing to. It’s like jazz. People make that analogy a lot. Good jazz is everyone doing their own thing and putting a little spice and flavor in places and creating something that no one could have created by themselves.

    It’s a real sort of celebration of communal effort and that’s something, that’s certainly as a standup you don’t ever learn but it’s what forms great comedy. When you see it on film, guys like Ben Stiller and Seth Rogan who are so generous with what’s going on around them and with what’s going on with the other actors, it’s not about owning a moment, it’s about sharing it and I try to the extent that I can, try to bring it to my work too.

    Q: Bigger diva? Colbert or Stewart.

    (Laughs)

    HELMS: I would say that Colbert is a huge diva but a lot of it’s ironic and adorable. Stephen Colbert is ““ I am just so lucky to have been around him at that time because he and Carell are like huge ““ all I did was copy them. I showed up on the Daily Show and I was like these two guys have cracked it. They are doing it right. They are very different but Colbert and Carell have very different MO’s on that show and they are doing it right so I’m just going to try and do what they do and maybe over the course of five years maybe I found my own voice a little bit, but it started out like I just gotta do it the way they do it because they are so good.

    Colbert was so supportive. He had a lot of seniority when I joined the show but I always would go to him for advice and he was really generous with it. It’s really cool. Stephen is so smart and so quick and also a step ahead of you. But there are moments after a while that I think he began to get to know me and trust me as a friend that you get these fleeting moments of genuine interaction with him and it’s incredibly gratifying. He’s a really smart and generous guy. Really. How fuckin’ funny is his show? I email him from time to time and just say that was genius. And, it’s just pure him. Obviously he’s got a great staff, I don’t want to take anything away from them, but his brain is something that’s extremely rare.

  • Trailer Park: THE HANGOVER – Review

    By Christopher Stipp

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    hangoverTHE HANGOVER – Review

    A ra-tard.

    A ra-tard is perhaps the one word that I have been chewing on like a cow gums cud for weeks after seeing THE HANGOVER. It’s delivered by Alan (Zach Galifianakis) and it’s such a non sequitur, one of many, that you wonder what’s taken so long to get Zach into the mix of modern cinematic comedy; he’s the cosmic little brother of Danny McBride. And it’s Zach who illustrates why THE HANGOVER is the comedy that will keep people coming back for a 2nd or 3rd viewing.

    What everyone should know going into this film is that the premise of it is deceptively simple: Doug Billings (Justin Bartha) is going to Vegas to have a bachelor party. Aided by an ethically challenged mischief maker Phil Wenneck (Bradley Cooper), browbeaten and p-whipped whipping boy Stu Price (Ed Helms) and Alan the boys go off to enjoy an evening of frivolity and licentiousness. The brilliance of the comedy really begins after we’ve established who everyone is and are watching these gents offer a toast to one another as they look forward to their last evening with their bachelor friend.

    Time fast forwards without you seeing nary a moment more of the evening and you have a scene that is reminiscent of the SIXTEEN CANDLES after-party when we find Farmer Ted trapped in a table. Here, though, that table is shattered, furniture is smoldering, nudity abounds and there’s a tiger in the toilet.

    The non-linear storytelling is a unique way to tell the story even if this wasn’t a comedy. It’s a bold decision to make because we don’t know, aren’t told and there are not any convenient flashback sequences to assist in filling in the gaps as we get acquainted with the reasons why their very expensive hotel suite has gone from pristine to thrashed and why Doug is MIA. Now, and of course, we’ll eventually figure out why there’s a big tiger hanging out in their bathroom but Todd Phillips as a director metes out the information in small bites, opening up the ability to have Galifianakis, Cooper and Helms to really explore the comedic possibilities of what did happen last night.

    The mix of performers here is what heightens the comedic effect of two comedians doing their thing and one actor who is just reacting to the obnoxiousness of it all. To that point, this is really an ensemble comedy, much like Phillips’ ROAD TRIP where you have a non-comedian in Breckin Meyer who was at the center of the maelstrom that was Seann William Scott and company, and that is spearheaded by Galifianakis and Helms. The former, a celebrated underground comedian who trades in the sharpest forms of subtlety, and the latter, in Helms, who has been a periphery player in another ensemble comedy, The Office. The pair are one/two punches of non-stop quips, parries, offhanded comments and totally wrong behaviors. To wit, Galifianakis’ opening salvo to the puerile funny about to be unleashed on the audience has him taking a baby, who they’ve just happened to find in their hotel room, an using the child’s hand to perform auto erotica. Yeah, it’s not going to be your parents’ STARSKY AND HUTCH.

    While these gents try and piece together what exactly happened to their missing groom (his disappearance is one of the better sleight of hands in cinema as of late as you almost think of him as an afterthought while the film progresses) the wackiness that ensues is really the core of the film’s comedy. You have improbable characters popping up left and right, you’ve got a nude man who makes a break for it after climbing on Bradley Cooper like a spider monkey and the number of sub-plots abounds. One of those plots, where Helms finds out he married a Vegas stripper is one of the more heartfelt moments (if this could even be classified as one) throughout the film as Stu really goes far afield for the usual henpecked man who finds the stones to stand up to his domineering significant other but he makes it work to great comedic effect. Bradley Cooper, meanwhile is just the face man throughout this circus; he’s just a willing accomplice to the frivolity and the profane that happens as they track down their missing groom. The real star here in this movie is Galifianakis.

    His strange, Asperger inspired behavior is the real treat that you should be watching as he is part enigma, part sideshow. He’s more than willing to go along with the physical humor required of him when the boys make their way to a police station and he’s incredible at not letting on to anything remotely funny that escapes his lips. He makes you work for the comedy, his dry wit translates well to a movie that depends heavily on some of the basest forms of modern comedy (nudity, slapstick, bestiality, et al..) but it’s his perceived innocence that makes him the true darling of this movie. You almost fear for his well being as the boys get into physical altercation after altercation and he knows how to make mental illness funny again. He’s the man you root for. He’s the guy who can deliver a joke about roofies with not so much as a smirk on his face. This movie is the vehicle, I will assert, that captures his comedic essence and, equally assert, it’s a shame that I predict you won’t see it in its natural form on the big screen any time soon.

    Ed Helms acquits himself well in this movie as the film’s resident p-whipped weakling but Helms displays the ability to not only display humor in a broad, bombastic way but he’s just as razor sharp if you compare him to Galifianakis. Helms’ most nuanced line comes as the boys come back to their hotel room after a long day of searching for Doug. They are no doubt exhausted and as one of them complains of having a foggy head Galifianakis makes a quick remark to which Helms picks right back up to score one of the best lines in the film.

    Cooper, for his part, just plays well with others. He isn’t especially compelling but he is the Moe to the other Stooges on display and, in fact, provides a real weight to the film’s narrative. He brings a level head, a suave tone and simply makes the film nicer to look at. From knowing how to wrangle Galifianakis, to dealing with the police when it’s time to strike a deal Cooper is exactly what this film needs.

    This movie couldn’t be any more recommended. It is absolutely the reason to go to the movies if what you need is just a good laugh. It is so out there, so bizzarre, so completely unrealistic that it finally brings Todd Phillips back to where he belongs: in an elevator getting head. His last few films have been weak entries into a career where his only aim should be to figure out how to be incredibly entertaining, fantastically out there while employing the talents of those, and this is key, who know how to be funny. Anything less would warrant having a roofie popped in your Pepsi before going in to see it.