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  • Toy Box: Garindan, AT-AT Driver Mini-Busts

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    Gentle Giant has been producing mini-busts based on the Star Wars universe since Palpatine was a baby. It’s Gentle Giant’s most succesful license and the busts have been the flagship of the line, and of the company.

    The latest editions to the series include Garindan and the AT-AT Driver. Both of these were must haves for me, although as a somewhat completist on the busts I tend to get most of them anyway. You could originally pick these two up for around $50 – $60 depending on the retailer, but that’s changing fast.

    Garindan is part of the classic New Hope creature feature, and as such his mini-bust is long overdue. He’s not on screen more than a few seconds, but multiple generations of kids recognize him on sight. I think Star Wars holds the record for turning nobodies into celebrities.

    The AT-AT Driver is popular for several reasons. First, there’s the whole Hoth thing. Everything about Hoth was cool, from the Taun Tauns to the Snowtrooper outfits. Then you add in that the AT-AT (All Terrain Armored Transport) was one of the coolest vehicles ever created. The fact it’s also one of the most ridiculous from a real world perspective is totally irrelevant.

    Put those two factors together, and if you put Jar Jar behind the wheel, he would have been cool. Almost. But they did far better than than, creating a great looking and fairly complex suit for the AT-AT Driver. This is a bust that’s been a long time coming, and I suspect that a lot of collectors are going to scramble to pick him up.

    If you have any questions or comments, drop me a line at mwc@mwctoys.com, or head over to my site at Michael’s Review of the Week – Captain Toy for more reviews just like this one. Onward to the review!

    Garindan, AT-AT Driver mini-busts

    Both of these busts are ‘limited editions’, as you’d expect from Gentle Giant. The Driver is limited to 2500 pieces, while Garindan is 1500. There’s something about this AT-AT Driver though, as he is selling out fast all over the place. Garindan isn’t a slouch either, selling much better than other recent releases. If you want either one and you see them for retail, I’d grab them now.

    Packaging – ***1/2
    The box is the usual, no surprises there. It gets extra points for the display window, a big plus in my book. Without it, you have no way of knowning exactly what you’re getting inside the package, and a lot of dealers are refusing to open boxes in advance now. But with the window, you’ll at least be able to get a rough idea of the paint quality, especially on the critical portrait.

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    There’s also the nifty baseball card style Certificate of Authenticity, and clear winner and one of the better examples of a truly ‘collectible’ COA.

    Sculpting – ***1/2
    Both of these busts sport very detailed sculpts, and very accurate screen reproductions of the characters.

    Garindan has the weirdly shaped elephant nose and goggles, complete with little holes and stitches. God only knows what terrible mug he’s hiding behind the mask, but it has to be pretty bad for him to think this ugly visage is an improvement. Then again, he could look like Brad Pitt, and the weird mask is all part of the ‘spy’ persona…

    The cape suffers from a lack of texturing, an common problem for Gentle Giant busts, but the rest of the detailing is quite sharp and well defined.

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    The AT-AT Driver steps up the detailing even further, and they’ve done a wonderful job front and back on the more intricate pieces of his uniform. He also has one of the more interesting helmets in the Republic, and they’ve captured much finer detail here than we’ve seen in other recent releases. It really is an outstanding job, and may be on my short list of best busts of the year.

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    Paint – AT-AT Driver ***1/2; Garindan ***
    None of the paint work can be called ‘sloppy’, but there are a few issues here and there, some of them merely aesthetic.

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    Garindan looks great for the most part, with clean cut lines and great colors. Of the two, his technical paint quality holds up better under close scrutiny, and yet he ended up with a slightly lower score. That’s because of the glossy finish on the ‘nose’, which seems out of place. It looks almost wet in fact, a feature that hurts the overall appearance for me.

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    Unlike Garindan, the AT-AT Driver has some slightly fuzzy cut lines, and a vew areas that needed a steadier hand. The saving grace is that you will only notice these under very close, careful examination, and in person you’re likely to not notice them at all. Add to that the cool white and gray colors accented by the small detail work, and you end up with a visual, if not technical, winner.

    Design – ***
    Neither of these are a particularly dynamic pose or style. That’s not too surprising, considering that neither character was all that dynamic in the films. Garindan does get to have his one arm out, holding the commlink in his right hand.

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    The AT-AT Driver looks…uncomfortable. You know how you’re at a party all by yourself, just standing around, and you don’t know what the Hell you should do with your hands? That’s what he looks like. I’m not saying they could have done much else – hanging at his sides or behind his back wouldn’t look any better, and across his chest would hide some of the cool sculpt details – but it does look a bit awkward.

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    Value – ***
    I’m assuming you can find the AT-AT Driver at around $55 or so, same as Garindan. Sadly, that doesn’t appear to be the case any more, as demand for this bust has outstripped supply, something that hasn’t happened with a regular release Star Wars mini-bust in a long time.

    However, you can still snag Garindan for a reasonable price, and considering the current cost of most statues and mini-busts, GG’s pricing on these has remained very competitive.

    Things to Watch Out For –
    Short of dropping them on a concrete floor, you’ll be fine. There’s nothing to assemble, and there’s nothing small and easy to break that’s out of the ordinary.

    Overall – AT-AT Driver ***1/2; Garindan ***
    While I’m a little surprised that the AT-AT Driver is pulling down more than $100 already on ebay, I suppose I shouldn’t be. As a key trooper from the best film in the series in one of the best battle sequences, his popularity shouldn’t catch you off guard. Still, it’s been ages since a regular release has garnered any real after market popularity, and most folks assumed that this line was dying out. These two prove that with the right character selection, the line still has some legs. Ironic, isn’t it?

    Scoring Recap –
    Packaging – ***1/2
    Sculpting – ***1/2
    Paint – AT-AT Driver ***1/2; Garindan ***
    Design – ***
    Value – ***
    Overall – AT-AT Driver ***1/2; Garindan ***

    Where to Buy –
    These two seem to be the hot items right now. Finding the AT-AT Driver is pretty tough short of going to ebay, and there prices are over $100. Even Garindan is selling out fast, gone from stores like Big Bad Toy Store or Entertainment Earth. Online sponsors that are carrying these include:

    Urban Collector has Garindan for $55, but don’t have the driver.

    – in the UK, you can pick up Garindan for 44 GBP at Forbidden Planet, but still no sign of the driver.

    – of course, there’s always ebay where you may find a deal.

    Note: These busts were purchased by the reviewer for this review. Photos and Text by Michael Crawford, copyright 2009.

  • TV Or Not TV: 10/12 – 10/18

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    Welcome to another edition of TV or Not TV where I was blown away by the series finale of The Office.

    OK, don’t get worked up, I know that last Thursday’s special hour episode of the Jim & Pam wedding on The Office wasn’t in fact a series finale but It would have made an amazing one. It was funny, it was romantic, and it almost achieved the high standard that the Christmas Specials of the original UK version of the show set a few years back (“Never give up”).

    It would probably be a gross abuse of column space to go into each and every thing that I enjoyed about this episode. The “mental picture” bit that was introduced as what seemed like a throw-away element in the beginning was played out perfectly througout the episode. Jim’s question that, “Is there something about being a manager that makes you say really stupid things?” resonates with me still. Pam’s crying and “knowing too much about Andy’s scrotum” and it leading to the couple running away to have their own private ceremony aboard the Lady of the Mist, and that footage being used as intercut with the madness of their co-workers and bridal party hijacking their wedding to recreate the JK Wedding Video  not only delivered the sentiment to us but also gave us a window into how these two sensible people could actually work in this office and survive it.

    The aforementioned wedding dance as well as the final moments aboard the Lady of the Mist (preceded by Jim’s comments about how he bought said boat tickets the day after he saw that video) really tied the entire story together that would have been the crown jewel of series finales as we saw Jim and Pam’s story forming a complete circle. All of the key players were featured, it was a happy and joyous moment, and even had that feeling of riding off into the sunset (or the mist of Niagara Falls as the case may be).

    Now that we’ve dispensed with all of that here are your listings for this week. Enjoy them while I go watch The Office Christmas Specials and chase them with some SPACED.

    MONDAY

    DISC – 8:00 PM: I missed the original pre-Land of the Loss release airing of this episode of Man vs. Wild where Will Ferrell accompanies Bear in the Artcic. I bet this was 100 times better than his movie.

    TLC – 8:00 PM: Matt is determined to finish Molly’s castle on Little People, Big World.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: So Sylar woke up in a grave with no memory and… oh who am I kidding? I have no idea what is going on with Heroes this season and I think neither do the writers.

    TUESDAY

    GSN – 6:00 PM: George Takei and Brad Altman are the first gay couple to be on The Newlywed Game. Based on how well they did with the same type game on the Howard Stern show I’m not sure if this is a step forward or a step back for the gay community.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: The last time The Biggest Loser let a challenge winner make decisions in the game Tracy went all kinds of nutty. Here’s hoping she wins the decision making challenge tonight as well.

    DISNEY – 8:00 PM: Where would Ruben Studdard be today if not for the animated feature Aladin?

    WEDNESDAY

    AMC – 8:00 PM: Lethal Weapon 3 followed by Starsky and Hutch. It’s like a mediocre cinema buffet!

    E! – 8:30 PM: Now that it’s been a few years it really seems clear that Knocked Up sent Seth Rogen into the stratosphere and gave Kathrine Heigl dillusions of granduer.

    FX – 10:00 PM: The new season of NIP/TUCK premieres as the recession affects the world of nose and boob jobs.

    THURSDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: So for the past few weeks the babysitter Nicole has been missing on Flashforward. Her terrifying flashforward vision is finally revealed!

    NBC – 9:00 PM: I worry that coming back from last week’s wedding is going to make this week’s episode of The Office feel empty. Luckily right after we can enjoy…

    NBC – 9:30 PM: 30 Rock is back! Can’t wait to see how the final minutes of the show are as a lead in to Leno since Fey hasn’t exactly made her opinions on the programming of his show a secret.

    FRIDAY

    CW – 8:00 PM: Hopefully by this time I’ll finally get caught up on Smallville and know what exactly is going on. These darn Friday shows.

    ABC – 8:00 PM: A brand new season of Ugly Betty premieres and I’m pretty sure I’ll not watch a single episode.

    HIST – 8:00 PM: Just because I can’t get enough I’m pretty sure I’ll be watching JFK: 3 Shots that Changed America.

    SATURDAY

    SYFY – 4:30 PM: There’s nothing like a nice wholesome movie marathon to make you feel good on a Saturday afternoon. Snuggle up on the couch with a nice blanket, some popcorn and take in the Americana that is Saw, Saw II and Saw III.

    AMC – 8:00 PM: AMC redeems itself from the debacle earlier in the week with the pairing of Rambo: First Blood Part II with the original Lethal Weapon.

    SUNDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: It’s been twenty years in the making! The Simpsons Treehouse of Terror XX! Zombies, Hitchcock and a musical number to boot!

    IFC – 9:00 PM: If you’ve always wanted to know more about the classic comedy troupe than you’ll enjoy the week long miniseries Monty Python: Almost the Truth (The Lawyer’s Cut).

    TOON – 12:00 AM: OK, Midnight is technically Monday but I wanted to make sure you knew that The Venture Brothers was back tonight. Even my wife likes this cartoon. Trust me folks, that says something.

    Will Wilkins wrote this while engrossed in Series 2 of SPACED.

  • Trailer Park: Nicolas Winding Refn

    By Christopher Stipp

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    I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

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    A SERIOUS MAN – SCREENING

    seriousLive in the southwest? Want to see the latest Cohen yarn? Don’t want to pay a dime to see it? You’re in luck as I have passes to giveaway to see A SERIOUS MAN, the Cohen’s latest, this upcoming Tuesday night, 7 p.m., at the Harkins Fashion Square theater.

    Shoot me a note at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com for your chance to win.

    For those living in a cave needing some background on the film:

    A Serious Man is the story of an ordinary man’s search for clarity in a universe where Jefferson Airplane is on the radio and F-Troop is on TV. It is 1967, and Larry Gopnik, a physics professor at a quiet midwestern university, has just been informed by his wife Judith that she is leaving him. She has fallen in love with one of his more pompous colleagues, Sy Ableman, who seems to her a more substantial person than the feckless Larry. Larry’s unemployable brother Arthur is sleeping on the couch, his son Danny is a discipline problem and a shirker at Hebrew school, and his daughter Sarah is filching money from his wallet in order to save up for a nose job. While his wife and Sy Ableman blithely make new domestic arrangements, and his brother becomes more and more of a burden, an anonymous hostile letter-writer is trying to sabotage Larry’s chances for tenure at the university.

    Also, a graduate student seems to be trying to bribe him for a passing grade while at the same time threatening to sue him for defamation. Plus, the beautiful woman next door torments him by sunbathing nude. Struggling for equilibrium, Larry seeks advice from three different rabbis. Can anyone help him cope with his afflictions and become a righteous person ““ a mensch ““ a serious man?

    SNOW WHITE – Blu-Ray

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    I know some of you will weep but I won’t be here next week. I’ll be bathing in the commerce and manufactured joy of Disneyland with my family. To that end I, and as luck would have it, I was sent a copy of the newly restored Disney classic and it only invigorated my giddiness to visit the Magic Kingdom even more.

    For those who don’t know it author Neal Gabler has written a biography on Walt Disney that shows a portrait of the man who worked hard and went to extraordinary lengths in getting this movie made. It is easy to just focus on how well restored the film looks on Blu-ray, it’s gorgeous, and how much I am looking forward to more entries into the Diamond Collection for Disney films but that would undercut this disc’s true gems: the special features that are packed on this thing.

    For one you get a Walt Disney commentary. Stitched together with narration from historian John Canemaker you get a 1, 2 punch of the man who created this film and a man who helps bring it all into context. It’s worth the price of admission alone if you’re a fan. Secondly, the making of documentary hosted by Angela Lansbury is a hoot if you’ve never (like me) actually seen how the film came together. I know there are some out there who might scoff at it, but for those who aren’t completists it’s an interesting trip. The second disc isn’t a throwaway, either, as the special features here again deal with this film’s timeline, a talk about finding the right voice talent for this film (can anyone remember a time when it took talent to be a voice talent and not just be a pretty mug in front of the lens?) and scads of other little tidbits that more than justify the disc’s cost.

    For anyone looking to have a definitive version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs this is the one that you’ve been waiting for.

    Here is a product description:

    No film in history has captured the worlds imagination like Walt Disneys first full-length animated masterpiece. Through astonishing Blu-ray high definition technology, experience this timeless classic in its most spectacular presentation ever! With an all-new, state-of-the-art digital restoration and Disney Enhanced High Definition sound, the breathtaking animation and unforgettable music of the most revered Disney film of all time will enthrall you like never before!

    Join the beautiful princess Snow White as she escapes her jealous stepmother, the queen, and befriends a lovable group of dwarfs. But when she falls under the queens wicked spell, only true loves kiss can save her

    Bonus Features Include: Snow White Returns Storyboard Featurette Was Walt planning a Snow White sequel? With newly discovered storyboards Disney animators show how this sequel would have played out, Princess and the Frog Sneak Peek Exclusive sneak peek at the 1st 5 minutes before it hits theaters, The One that Started it All Featurette This featurette within Hyperion Studios reveals how Snow White forever changed the world of movies and the world at large, All New Tiffany Thornton Music Video to Someday My Prince Will Come, Audio Commentary with Walt Disney

    Nicolas Winding Refn – Interview

    It is no hyperbole to say that this movie is one of the most inspired independent films to come out this year. This film deals with a man who is not only obsessed with creating a celebrity around his name through extreme violence and malevolence but is more than willing to take the time to explain the method to his true madness. A film that makes you pay attention without ever straying into preachy territory, director Nicolas Winding Refn made a film that goes beyond storytelling as he tries to incorporate direct camera monologues where our protagonist, who is just as much as an antagonist, talks about the nature of fame and celebrity. It’s brilliant and is now being released in limited release starting today and is absolutely worth hunting down and watching.

    I had the opportunity to talk to Nicolas and had a delightful time chatting about an array of topics while trying to get more information about the new Keanu Reeves film, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, that Refn is directing.

    BRONSON is currently in limited release starting today, October 9th.

    tn_bronsonNICOLAS WINDING REFN: Hello Chris.

    CHRISTOPHER STIPP:  Nicholas, it is a pleasure to talk to you.

    REFN: Did you like the movie?

    CS:  I loved this movie.

    REFN: Good.

    CS:  I had a chance to watch it two nights ago and didn’t know really what to expect and was, without putting in too many superlatives, it genuinely blew me away.  It was genuinely fabulous.  I did some researching and found a quote which I found very amusing from the Time Out in London which called it “morally nasty”.

    (Laughs)

    REFN: Isn’t that a great word?  How can you make that word up?

    (Laughs)

    CS:  I thought it was hilarious myself.  I know reading an earlier interview you said “OK, I might do it” but then you saw something in there that you really wanted to develop.  What did you see in this character, or this man?

    REFN: It wasn’t so much the character.  It was the transformation that I was interested in.  I was interested in how can somebody transform themselves from a real person into a mythological personality all by themselves in a prison.  How does that work?  And that is really what began my interest in the journey of making this film.  I didn’t want to make a bio of Michael Peterson that didn’t interest me.  I didn’t see the point of that and I didn’t want to make a movie about Charlie Bronson because he doesn’t exist.  That’s a personality.  How do you make that interesting?  But what I found interesting is the transformation.  That’s how the film starts and it ends with him beginning and ending with his achievements and maybe because deep down it was very much a reflection of my own life in a way.

    CS:  And the quote of Hans Christian Andersen who desperately wanted to be famous and”¦.

    refnREFN: They did make a big film in Denmark about Hans Christian Andersen and I was set to play the lead as Hans Christian Andersen.  But then the director decided on somebody younger who I think they were trying to get for a long time and the film turned out to be complete crap.  And I think that’s because they didn’t choose me.

    (Laughs)

    CS:  You actually choose somebody ““ Tom Hardy ““ what did you see in him that ““ there is no way this could have happened without his performance.  This really is a one man show.

    REFN: Oh yeah.  Look, any movie you make is about the performance.  Characters and human beings are emotional.  So I always knew that this film had to rely on one actor pulling the whole movie off.  This movie was going to be all about his performance.  If that didn’t work, there would be no movie.  But that was a great challenge throwing yourself into something that was like a one act monologue on stage.  That’s how the film was conceived.  This was going to be a film about a guy who comes to the stage and talks about his life.

    CS:  You captured that wonderfully and I think that’s getting lost on a lot of people.  It’s almost as if this is happening on a stage but we just happen to have some better backgrounds to put behind it.  For Tom, taking this role and going through that, what was your guidance to him?

    REFN: Yes, you don’t want to mess with me sunshine.  I didn’t give him a lot of guidance because I shoot things in chronological order.  Basically took it from scratch.  And then shaped the performance along but one of the key words was that we kept on talking about the little toy soldier out of the Hans Christian Andersen tale that didn’t fit into the world and is searching for the meaning of life.  Sometimes I would say something specific when he would ask for specific instructions but otherwise it was more like we just sensed it.  In the beginning we would do a lot of talking but otherwise it was one of the best relationships I’ve had with any actor.  We both have a lot going on right now but eventually we would like to go back and do a movie about Aliester Crowley.

    CS:  That would be fascinating.

    REFN: He was the most dangerous person.

    CS:  Absolutely.  That would be inspired.  Your musical choices as well peaked my interest.  I think it has one of the more eclectic soundtracks ““ you have operatic, your Pucini and Wagner, and Pet Shop Boys, which I absolutely appreciate.  When you are breaking this out in your own mind as you are going through it, do you see the music that you want underneath what you are capturing?

    tom_hardy_is_charles_bronson_in_nicolas_winding_refn_s_bronson_movie__2_REFN: Yes.  Every time I make a movie I try to conceive it as a piece of music because that gives me ideas when I write it or conceive it.  So every time I make a film I try to say what if this was a piece of music and that gives me ideas.  Just like taking drugs, but I don’t take drugs anymore because my wife won’t let me.  They are not good for me.  So I use music as a way to enhance emotions ““ that’s what music does it enhances your emotions.  Let’s take Pusher Trilogy”¦the first one is early 80’s, late 70’s, tie dye and rock and roll, Johnny Thunder and the Heartbreakers, kind of late post punk nihilistic sound, everything had to be destroyed, everyone’s dying from drugs, Part II was very much Iron Maiden, that whole kind of feel, Part III was very Neil Diamond-ish.  Bronson was originally composed for me to Pet Shop Boys.  But I also wanted to make a very feminine movie that music was very much made me always aware of feminine.  When it was time in editing I felt that Pet Shop Boys didn’t really add anything anymore.  Kind of out done itself.  And kind of opera and classical slipped in because I felt I could add to the movie a new character.  Like Charlie Bronson’s life was larger than life.  Like an opera.  It was an operatic experience and classical music would help to enhance that.

    CS:  It absolutely does.  It brings more of a visual, auditory representation of what the movie is about.  He wants to create this long lasting, wants to live on in perpetuity.  And he can only have that happen if it’s facilitated and I think sound tracks are sometimes ignored unfairly but I think your choices were spot on.  One thing you brought up, the use of drugs and that your wife won’t let you, one of the things I found curious was the idea that violence itself has transformed you since you’ve had your own child.  Does violence still hold the same grip, or at least interest to you, since developing the Pusher Trilogy and now this or have you seen it just wane away?

    REFN: Definitely it wanes away, the self destructive part of it, thank God.  That came very much from having my own children. It is the part that penetrates and consumes you.  Violence in a physical format only destroys or inspires.  But it’s still an act of violence.  It’s emotional out-pour that is meant to grab and hold you and consume you.  That to me is metaphysically an act of violence.

    CS:  Right.  Because it has to tear through you, has to affect you

    REFN: Yes, tear through you.

    CS:  Did you discover anything like that?  I know you spent some time before making it but the process making the film, did you have a better understanding, even greater, about this man?

    bronsonREFN: No, because there is nothing to understand.  He’s an enigma.  There is no reason for the way he is except interpretation because there is nothing in his childhood.  That’s what made the film interesting for me to make because it was an enigma.  It was like traveling to the unknown.  In my own transformation and Bronson being a movie about that, Valhalla Rising which is a movie that was just completed and picked up by IFC for the states to be released next year, is the first canvass in my mind after completing Bronson.  It’s very much like life into kind of art Bronson/Nicolas Refn will create.

    CS:  And from what I hear it does.  It seems almost like a cleansing of sorts when you compare the two projects.

    REFN: Yes.

    CS:  I know we are going to be short on time so I at least wanted to get this question in ““ I know for filmmakers when you have a budget like you did for Bronson you are able to be nimble and be able to do the things you wanted to do, with a film like Jekyll coming up, does it frighten you as a filmmaker, do you see things on the horizon, more money, do you see less freedom or do you see it as a new chapter the way you want to make movies?

    REFN: Well, I’ve decided to see it like a new chapter.  You win some and you lose some but I will always have my own films that I can go and do myself.  A film I want to make next personally is called Only God Forgives which is  my own production and I can’t wait to get in the hands of making a Hollywood movie with all the technology and all the obstacles it brings because you get some and win some and am very open to it.  Maybe I will have a great experience, maybe I won’t.  If I don’t, I won’t make it, if I do, I will continue to make it.  You know, life is very short.  You should always try all things at least as much as you can to see what it’s like.  It may be fun, it may be bad, but hey, it’s only a movie.

    CS:  Well, I would be remiss in my journalistic capacities if I didn’t at least ask the question about if you had any other details to add about Jekyll.  People are talking that it’s a modern day tale.

    REFN: It’s a modern day interpretation of the story.

    CS:  And Keanu coming aboard helps raise the profile of the movie.

    REFN: There’s a movie called The Dying of The Light which Paul Schrader is writing that I really, really want to make.

    CS:  That would be amazing.  Paul Schrader is”¦.

    REFN: Amazing.  He’s a great writer.  It’s a film I want to make but it’s all dominoes.  They all have to fall into place at a large level.

  • TV Or Not TV: 10/5 – 10/11

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    Welcome to another edition of TV or Not TV where I fear I may be getting TV’d out.

    If you are a regular reader of this column you may think that I live the care free lifestyle of a professional columnist who has the luxury of sitting around all day with an array of DVR’s that allow me to watch every show aired. Perhaps you see me at 400 plus pounds and smothering my couch or favorite recliner as I do this. Thankfully all of the above couldn’t be further than the truth.

    I’m a guy just like anyone else. I have your standard 8 to 5 that I have to commute to and give up another two hours of my life doing so. When it finally comes time to be able to sit down and watch the latest and greatest offering the boob tube has to share I’m probably getting my daughter ready for bed and will be reading her to sleep until 9 PM. It is at this point that I have to decide if I’m finally going to sit down and watch TV or throw in the towel and just go to bed. Depending on the night TV may win the decision but it has to be a pretty good night of television to do so.

    As you can see from the outline above viewing time is at a low even though we are at in a content rich time of year. This is not the place you want to be when writing about television.

    Because of this sometimes frustrating limitation of time let me give you my thoughts on the shows that I do actually take the time to watch.

    HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER: This show is exactly what I want out of every sitcom. It is intelligent, entertaining, and always keeps me grinning for 22.5 minutes. So far I have no complaints.

    HEROES: After two episodes this season I’m not really sure if I am in fact going to stick with it. I could think of about 10 reasons why the show is broken and I don’t think the writers know how to fix it.

    CASTLE: I was pleasantly surprised when ABC gave Castle the pickup for a second season and the show hasn’t failed to deliver. Nathan Fillion plays arrogant well and the ensemble cast truly clicks on this show. I only wish I weren’t an episode behind right now.

    THE BIGGEST LOSER: I freely admit that this show isn’t for everyone but for those of you that do enjoy it you have to admit that so far this season is good. We’ve already had the emotional, we’ve seen them do the seeming impossible and last week we got to see them role out the crazy with one loose cannon of a contestant. The fact that the show can also be inspirational doesn’t hurt.

    GLEE: Let’s be real folks, everything after the pilot is very unbalanced. This is to be expected with a show that has such a wild premise. It needs to find its voice and when it does we will all be just as bowled over as we were with the pilot.

    MODERN FAMILY: I saw the pilot and it captures the documentary feel of THE OFFICE with the complexity of dealing with your family. I haven’t seen subsequent episodes yet but if they make me want to laugh and feel awkward like at Thanksgiving I’m all for it.

    FLASHFORWARD: There have only been two episodes so far but I have to say that this show has really delivered. J. Michael Straczinski proved with Babylon 5 that it isn’t a bad thing to show the audience a glimpse of the end of the story because the journey of getting to that point is just as, if not more, entertaining. We as the audience can instantly connect with every character on this show because we are in the exact same mindframe as they are. We have seen the future and now we have to wait and see how, or even if, they get to that time we had a glimpse of. I am also intrigued because the creators of the shoe have stated that they have a complete story to tell here, we will see characters get to their visions by the end of season 1 and they know how all of the subsequent seasons will play out. Count me in for the ride.

    SURVIVOR: I don’t know what it was about the previews for this season that got me to finally watch again but so far I’m glad I did. Russell is so cocky and seems to be playing such a good game that I loom forward to his malevolence each and every week.

    SNL WEEKEND UPDATE THURSDAY: Entertaining but detracts from actual SNL. Great gimmick during an election year and probably should have stayed there.

    THE OFFICE: It would be very hard for this show to screw up at this point. Jim & Pam getting married could be a slight detriment but I doubt it.

    COMMUNITY: Well written, entertaining, but I’m still not sure of it at this point. Doesn’t really do anything to stand out.

    BONES: I don’t know what it is about this show that keeps me drawn in. The cast clicks, the stories are good and even when it gets corny it is stills good watch. I’d imagine it is hard to come into the show as a new viewer at this point but you can get every previous season on DVD do don’t let that deter you.

    FRINGE: The season premiere felt so forced and poorly balanced that I haven’t been back yet. Maybe this week.

    MONK: The final season has proved to be a very good one. Every episode makes me sadder that the show is coming to a close.

    PSYCH: There are many times that I don’t think that PSYCH plays up more of the unique observational skills of lead character Shawn. The stuff he notices tends to be something that everyone else really should notice as well.

    MEDIUM: I’ve completely forgotten to DVR this show and I have no idea how it is now that it is back and on CBS. Not happy with myself over this.

    DOLLHOUSE: Two episodes in and this season is just as good if not better than the last part of last season. It pains me to know that as I type this the show may once again be in jeopardy as the ratings for last Friday’s show were an all time low. How can Joss Whedon have such a cult following and not have more people watching this show? Oh yeah, it’s on Friday and has a horrible lead in.

    DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES: First off, stop snickering and don’t judge me. Second I have to say that for a show that has been in one neighborhood for all these seasons it still comes off very fresh. Well played.

    THE SIMPSONS: Still good, even after all these years.

    So there you go, the things that I watch and what I think of them. That’s enough for one week isn’t it? Oh, you don’t think so? You still want your silly listings? FINE!

    MONDAY

    CBS – 8:00 PM: Ted teaches Barney all about dating Robin. Great plan, he did such a great job.

    TUESDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: People will cry, trainers will yell and there will be plenty of sweat on The Biggest Loser.  Someone is going to get pulled out for health issues. Overweight people with health issues, who knew?

    TBS – 8:00 PM: Four hours of The Office repeats in syndication? Yeah, I could do that.  The one at 9 PM had some of the funniest moments with Darryl negotiating a pay raise with Michael. “I accidentally cross dressed.”

    WEDNESDAY

    FOX – 9:00 PM: Battle of the sexes in a mashup showdown on Glee. I think that last sentance may be too young for me to even understand.

    DISC – 9:00 PM: The MythBusters are back. Take your shoes off because they are going to knock your socks off (actually just test to see if it can actually be done). Yeah, that’s time well spent.

    THURSDAY

    NBC – 9:00 PM: Pam & Jim get married in Niagara falls on The Office.  Hopefully this will be more entertaining than anything I could type about it.

    FOX – 9:00 PM: Olivia drinks a special mix from Dr. Bishop to try to shake loose her memory on Fringe. Great plan, drink the stuff the doctor that always mixes up halucinogenic compounds.

    FRIDAY

    FOX – 9:00 PM: One active is imprinted as a psychotic and the other a fun love college co-ed on Dollhouse. Throw in a guy in a creepy mask and it could be the Halloween episode!

    SATURDAY

    COMEDY – 10:00 PM: Wanda Sykes: I’ma Be Me is a guaranteed laugh.

    SUNDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Xzibit helps out the Extreme Makeover: Home Edition to pimp out the crib of a musical family that lost there home to fire damage.

    TLC – 8:00 PM: Mermaid Girl followed by Mermaid Girl: A New Chapter may sound like made for TV movies on Disney but it is far from it. I’ll never make that mistake again.

    Will Wilkins wrote this while trying to catch up on TV.

  • Trailer Park: COUPLES RETREAT and a 30 ROCK Giveaway

    By Christopher Stipp

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    I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    Check out my new column, This Week In Trailers, at SlashFilm.com and follow me on TWITTER under the name: Stipp

    NOTE BENE, MUY IMPORTANTE

    For those of you missing what I used to do every single week here inside the Trailer Park need to look no further than the new writing space/temporary housing at Slash Film.com’s This Week In Trailers. They have been more than gracious in letting me speak to their audience as I still spend time here with my other many projects which seem to consist of giving away free screenings, free DVDs and bringing you interviews with some fairly interesting people.

    I do hope you check me out over there every Friday, as I do here, and I hope to be a parent who tries to keep their children wondering whether they’re their favorite.

    I love you all equally…

    COUPLES RETREAT – SCREENING

    cr_field_300x250_2I know, it’s been some time since I’ve had a screening around these parts. Well, I am delighted to say that there are finally some that I will be able to invite all my readers in Arizona (the 1 of you) to attend.

    This screening, however, is for the new film COUPLES RETREAT starring Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman and Jon Favreau, all three of which represent a potential of great comedy. Bateman is a great choice solely for his output as of late. There is great promise here so if you want to see it, shoot me a note at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and I’ll get you entered to win.

    The screening is happening  this October 6th at  7 PM at Tempe Marketplace in Tempe, Arizona. Hope to see you there…

    Description of film below:

    Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman, Jon Favreau, Malin Akerman, Kristin Davis, Kristen Bell and Faizon Love star in Universal Pictures’ upcoming comedy Couples Retreat.  The comedy follows four Midwestern couples who embark on a journey to a tropical island resort.  While one of the couples is there to work on their marriage, the other three set out to jet ski, spa and enjoy some fun in the sun.  They soon discover that participation in the resort’s couples therapy is not optional.  Suddenly, their group-rate vacation comes at a price.  What follows is a hilarious look at real world problems faced by all couples.  The film also stars Kali Hawk and Jean Reno.

    30 Rock, Season 3 DVD Giveaway

    30_rock_season_3_dvdIt took me a while to get into 30 Rock.

    I think I have become so used to formulaic comedies on major network television that I didn’t know how to respond to its writing, its language. For those of you who are already hooked on this program know that there is a reason it has been nominated in so many different ways for an Emmy.

    If you’re looking to add this to your collection and don’t have the scratch to get yourself a copy shoot me an e-mail to Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and you’ll get entered into a drawing for the fill season on DVD. For those looking to get an idea of what happened this season read the DVD description:

    Warning: The third season of 30 Rock may cause fits of “lizzing” (an elevated state of hilarity that involves laughter plus whizzing) with its brilliantly loopy word play, “what the what” situations, and deft turns by a stellar roster of A-list guest stars. Liz Lemon (Emmy-winning geek goddess Tina Fey) trying to avoid jury duty by dressing as Princess Leia? Jenna (Jane Krakowski) starring in a biopic about Janis Joplin (or Jackie Jomp-Jomp due to rights complications that forbid use of Joplin’s name and music)? Steve Martin as a fabulously wealthy agoraphobe? I want to go to there! This season, Liz increasingly yearns for a normal life outside of the demands of her sanity-testing job as head writer of TGS, a Saturday Night Live-esque comedy show. Happiness will find Liz, but not before two hilariously doomed relationships, one with a little person (guest star Peter Dinklage), whom she initially mistakes for a child, and the other with a neighbor (Mad Men’s Jon Hamm) who doesn’t realize people have allowed him to skate through life because of his impossibly good looks. She also has a rude awakening when she joins a group of Ladies who Lunch while on forced administrative leave. Her friendship with Master of the Universe mentor Jack Donaghy (indispensable Emmy-winner Alec Baldwin) is the series’ endearing sweet spot


    30 Rock is unlike any other workplace comedy on television. Dancing to its own comic rhythms, the series takes great delight in tweaking sitcom clichés and conventions. In “The Bubble,” the scene is set for a montage of Id-driven Tracy Jordan’s (Tracy Morgan) wackiest moments on the show. Instead, Liz dreamily reflects, “I’m thinking of some of them right now.” Family Guy’s got nothing on 30 Rock when it comes to the surreal arbitrary gag, as when naive NBC page Kenneth (Jack McBreyer) realizes he is being sexually harassed by a Miss Vierra (Meredith from The Today Show), or when sociopathic, narcissistic Jenna is taught a lesson by the writers who have banded together as the feathered Fedora-clad Pranksmen. 30 Rock makes truly inspired use of the actors, TV icons, and musicians who appear this season. In “Believe in the Stars,” Oprah Winfrey, smelling of “rose water and warm laundry,” hilariously appears as herself, kind of. In “The One with the Cast of Night Court,” Jennifer Aniston is upstaged by Harry Anderson, Markie Post, and Charles “Mac” Robinson. Salma Hayek makes for an exotic love interest for Jack in a multi-episode arc.

    The season finale features Sheryl Crow, Clay Aiken, Elvis Costello (a.k.a. Declan McManus, international art thief), Adam Levine, and others brought together for a benefit to find a kidney for Jack’s long-lost father (Alan Alda). But the joy of 30 Rock is not the stars, but such brain-tickling lines as, “I watched Boston Legal nine times before I realized it wasn’t a new Star Trek,” and the charming character grace notes, like seeing the world as Kenneth does, populated by Muppets. In the season finale, Liz remarks that she figures TGS (30 Rock?) has two years left. Say it ain’t so!

  • TV Or Not TV: 9/21 – 9/27

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    Welcome to TV or Not TV where I’m pleased as punch that things are back in full swing.

    This week truly feels like the first week of the television schedule being back in full effect.  Every day of the week seems to have a new or returning show making its season premiere and my DVR is nice and full of potential recording conflicts. Life is good once again.

    There’s so much that is going on I don’t see any reason to delay it with my opinionated drivel on whatever show is my current flavor of the week. Let’s just get to it.

    MONDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: As much as it pains me to say it Dancing with the Stars is the show everyone is trying to beat tonight.

    CBS – 8:00 PM: How I Met Your Mother returns with Barney and Robin being forced to face their relationship. Be sure to have a “sandwich” before this one.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Will the two hour season premiere of Heroes be two hours of pure magic or two hours of my life I’ll never get back? Sadly I predict that latter.

    FOX – 8:00 PM: House is in the nuthouse as the show returns. I fully expect several sardonic One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest remarks.

    CBS – 8:30 PM: The new Jenna Elfman sitcom is called Accidentally on Purpose. This could also be the excuse used by the TV exec for why he greenlit the show.

    ABC – 10:00 PM: Castle is back! Really, that’s all I’ve got on this one because it’s enough.

    TUESDAY

    CBS – 8:00 PM: The new NCIS Tuesday is here with the season premiere of NCIS followed by the series premiere of NCIS Los Angeles. Man, these law dramas breed like mice now.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: This week on The Biggest Loser they try to overcome the second week slump while I continue to try to avoid snacking during the show.

    ABC – 10:00 PM: Christian Slater takes another crack at television with the forgotten. Hopefully this will fair better than his last show since the name is an easy set up for a description on its potential ratings.

    WEDNESDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Mercy is either the title of a new medical drama on NBC or it is what you will be crying after having to endure another new medical drama. Not sure which. 

    FOX – 9:00 PM: Oh man, the affeminite kid is trying out for the football team on Glee. Let the after school special storylines begin!

    ABC – 10:00 PM: Sometimes you have to wonder what is going on when a show like Eastwick gets made when it is based on a movie over 20 years old. At least this helps me hold out hope for a Howard the Duck series.

    THURSDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Everyone on the planet blacks out for 2 minutes and 17 seconds and most get a glimpse of 6 months in the future on FlashForward. What would I see? Me still sittting here reviewing TV shows. Huzzah!

    CBS – 9:00 PM: CSI and The Mentalist return as I’m sure Leno’s ratings continue to diminish.

    FOX – 9:00 PM: Last season I was a big fan of Fringe. Last week’s season opener felt forced and weird. I’ve got to see if this week is any better.

    FRIDAY

    The CW – 8:00 PM: Smallville returns with the start of a guest stint by Brian Austin Green. Is this going to lead to Ian Ziering being the big bad of the season?

    FOX – 9:00 PM: Dollhouse is back and we find out the ramifications of last seasons finale (and this years budget cuts). I predict story telling awesomeness.

    CBS – 9:00 PM: Will Allison wake up from her brain surgery with tonight’s return of Medium on its new network? It would be a long boring season if she didn’t so I’m sure we’ll see something.

    SATURDAY

    SYFY – 9:0o PM: Guess I cracked wise too soon about Eastwick with tonight’s airing of a remake of Children of the Corn. This time, however, it is scripted by Stephen King himself. Don’t hold out much hope, it’s still on SYFY.

    NBC – 11:30 PM: SNL is hoping for ratings gold by snaking Megan Fox and U2 for tonight’s season premiere. I just hope she goes all “I hate Michael Bay” crazy tonight (oh wait, did I just steal the monologue’s thunder?).

    SUNDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: Tonight’s season premiere of The Simpsons is co-written and guest voiced by Seth Rogen.  I can’t wait to see how they capture his rugged good looks in a drawn character.

    CBS – 8:00 PM: The new season of The Amazing Race has two members of The Harlem Globetrotters. Wait, is it suddenly 1978 again?

    FOX – 8:30 PM: Seth McFarlane‘s plans at network domination come one step closer with the premiere of The Cleveland Show followed by Family Guy and American Dad.

    ABC – 9:00 PM: The girls of Wysteria Lane are back and we finally find out who Mike Delfino got hitched to on Desperate Housewives. Drea DeMateo also moves in to the neighborhood as the new blood of this season.

    SHO – 9:00 PM: America’s favorite serial killer Dexter returns and is now the proud papa of a brand new baby boy. I can’t wait to see him making the emergency midnight grocery run for diapers, formula, heavy duty garbage bags and duct tape.

    Will Wilkins loved the Emmys and is proud to be a sofa monkey.

  • Opinion In A Haystack: ZOMBIELAND

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    zombieland-poster1First, a word on how Zombieland isn’t Shaun of the Dead 2: Jay of the Dead (where did I get Jay? It rhymes with DAY… never mind.) All the atrocious grammar, inept spelling, and questionable motives of “talk backers” on the net would make one think that the issue of plagiarism would be no big deal. How wrong one can be. In the dim, darkened world of the internet-age all movies that are sequels, prequels, remakes, reboots, sequel-remakes, remake-reboots, and rebooted-sequel-half-prequels are given a pass on their content. Generation “TROLL” screams out to Hollywood’s ears “Give me content I’ve already seen, only NEWER and with more CGI!” Yet, when a film tries to exist only on the merits of a script alone, that is when the content is harshly criticized. Apparently you can’t have two separate movies about the same subject anymore, not without bucket loads of hate spewed forth. These complaints seem to have mutated in the 90’s and snowballed into a mammoth sphere of ignorance.

    The Patriot was not director Roland Emmerich’s Revolutionary War film starring Mel Gibson… it was Braveheart 2: Brave Hearter. This is obviously because, you see, Gibson is only allowed one period-piece battlefield picture per decade, any more then that and he is a one-trick-pony hack. This is not in defense of The Patriot, Emmerich, or Gibson, but it’s a great example of what isn’t given a pass. These are of course the complaints of a bunch of ill-informed youths, youngsters that have no clue about the seven billion westerns that John Wayne made every two months, all of them loved, all of them welcomed. We need not even go back as far as the Duke. Jean-Claude Van Damme made sixty action films per day back in the 1980s, all of them practically the same, all of them filled with awesome, all of them welcomed for what they were. Now we have gotten to the point where we can’t even have similar subject matter in the proximity of less then 5 years. (Begin sarcasm) You’re making a zombie movie? And it’s a comedy? Umm… Shaun of the Dead exists… PLAGIARISM!!! That’s right, it’s just a rehash for cash, that is all it can possibly be. It shares a whopping two (2!!!) broad elements with another film, Zombieland is dead on arrival (end sarcasm.) Seriously though, Zombieland is about as much of a rehash-for-cash (can I coin that term?) of Shaun, as Gettysburg was a rehash of Glory. It isn’t.

    I realize that we are all guilty of this type of accusation from time to time, I know I’ve complained more then once about a new movie cribbing from an older, better flick. However, there is a difference between comparing Neil Marshall’s Doomsday to John Carpenter’s Escape From New York, to comparing films just because they share the same tone and genre. There’s obvious, and then there is just nitpicking. If you are going to shoot down a flick, do it because the writing is abysmal, the direction is shabby, the lighting is amateurish, it lacked any cohesive plot, and so on and so forth. Do not criticize because it might share the same setting and tone of another film. The only exception is for shark movies, we have JAWS, that’s enough.

    *****MILD SPOILERS*****

    zl3Director Ruben Fleischer’s Zombieland might be the first time fast-moving-non-zombies have actually been properly utilized. The nitpicking loser inside me wants to complain, but the forgiving, Left-4-Dead addicted, softy inside me has to admit something. At no point was I bothered by the fact that the “zombies” where still-living-infected-humans, in a film called ZOMBIEland. This is because of how much of the film’s comedy is derived from the speed at which these zombies move. Right at the start of the flick we are told that due to speed, “the fatties die first.” As a fatty myself, I have to admit that this hilarious (and sadly true) assertion alone is enough to forgive all further use of non-Romero-certified-undead-slow-motion-zombies. Plus the name Zombieland is coined by Jesse Eisenberg’s character… making it the character’s mistake instead of the script’s. Also, it is time all of us who actually care about the Fast vs. Slow zombie debate admit that if fast-still-living zombies became a reality, we would call them “zombies” without hesitation. That doesn’t mean we love George Romero any less.

    zl1A hilarious slow-motion credit sequence is all we are treated to as for the initial onslaught of the infected uprising. Zombieland drops us into the already post-apocalyptic world of desolation. Narrated by Jesse Eisenberg, we are introduced to this world through his “rules” for survival, which makes a great running gag throughout the entire film. The movie doesn’t try to be a satirical horror flick bogged down in the meaning of life with heavy syrup. There is no sub-textual message about how “we are them, and they are us.” Zombieland is a simple action-comedy, but great in its simplicity and it stays true to what it is.

    zl2Opening credits and flashbacks aside, there are only five non-zombified humans seen throughout the movie, all of them with the simple goal of finding something that reminds them of a pre-zombie life. The girls, Wichita and Little Rock, Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin, are looking to visit an amusement park one last time. Woody Harrelson’s zombie-hunter, Tallahassee, simply wants to eat a Twinkie, and Jesse Eisenberg’s Columbus wants to find his “family.” Even the characters in the movie try to avoid sentimentality by calling each other by the names of the places they are from. This is not to say that there aren’t serious moments in the flick, but no more then your average action movie circa 1985. When dealing with death and survival you have to add in some semblance of emotion, here those moments are welcomed, short, sweet, and do give depth to these four survivors. At no point does the film feel cold or devoid of relatable themes, which serves the comedy, and separates it from empty action fare like Transformers 2 (I know, I know, let it go already… )

    teaserWoody Harrelson gives one of his best comedic performances since Kingpin. He is a classical machismo “badass” but he never stops giving us that sense that he’s basically just being Woody Harrelson, himself, which is arguably even funnier. He of course becomes the big-brother figure of Jesse Eisenberg, who is nothing more then a weak, scared, little wussy. Tallahassee is older, cooler, a hero archetype and externalizes all of his anger, so basically they are the Odd Couple in a zombie flick. In fact this might be the biggest flaw of the whole film, its mediocre character premise. We’ve seen these characters before and it’s pretty obvious where everyone is going and why. Paul Wernick and Rhett Reese’s script side steps most chances to make the movie’s themes and characters unique, not to mention all the technical aspects of the zombies them selves. However, all the sidestepping leaves more room for the comedy and the action, which in the end sells the movie as a cohesive entertaining whole. The characters have depth, we’ve just seen these depths so many times before, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. The run time even felt short. It’s a movie review cliché but the flick doesn’t “overstay its welcome” one bit. If I’m going down the road of review clichés then I might as well mention that the flick is “just plain fun,” nothing messy. There is passion behind the need to provide light, hilarious, balls-out action-horror entertainment, you got to love that. It’s a rarity in theaters these days. Add to that a pretty good soundtrack (Metallica, Mozart, Van Halen, and Willie Nelson) and a rather cool teaser poster (the one without photoshopped actors.)

    If you go back, you’ll notice I said there are only five human characters in this movie, yet four main characters, sans the credits and flashbacks. Well, a certain celebrity makes what is possibly the best comedic film-cameo in the past decade. His entrance, his stay, and his exit are all absolute gold, to the point where I plan to see it again just to hear all the dialogue missed due to the entire theater gagging with laughter. If anyone spoils this cameo for you, punch them in the gut, they’ve done you a great disservice. In fact, I feel wrong even telling you there is a cameo at all… it’s that great. This is coming from someone who usually loathes cameos to his very core.

    wwoodyIf it must be done, I’ll do it. Is Zombieland as good as or anything like, Edgar Wright’s Shaun of the Dead? No. Not really. Zombies and comedy is where it ends. Perhaps one could say that Shaun makes fun of the slow-moving-Romero-approved zombies in much the same way as Zombieland does the fast-movers. However, Shaun is a romantic comedy with zombies (a Rom-Com-Zom), with a much tighter, better script and a smaller scope. Shaun even has a “we are them, and they are us” message, plus a dump truck full of homage weaved throughout, with fantastic editing and direction to boot. Zombieland is a straight up action comedy, a great one, but that’s about it… unless there is something I’m not seeing. So there Mr. Internet, I hope that satiates your craving to compare mildly similar films. Thanks for reading.

  • Trailer Park: ADVENTURES OF POWER *EXCLUSIVE* and DAVE BOYLE of WHITE ON RICE

    By Christopher Stipp

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    I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    And now, you can follow me on TWITTER under the name: Stipp

    ADVENTURES OF POWER – EXCLUSIVE

    aopThose who march to the beat a different drummer never met Power, air drummer savant.

    I reviewed this film months ago and have been interested with the film’s goings on since then. I have an interview with Ari Gold that will be going up in the coming weeks and I’ve got lots more to share about this film. In the mean time, though, I am debuting a new comic strip that will be appearing on ADVENTURES OF POWER’s website next week but I’ve got the sneak peek. Thanks to the film’s writer/director Ari Gold for the chance to bring you a little extra somethin’ somethin’ while you wait for the movie to land near you soon.

    You will be able to come back here every Friday as the weeks roll on until the film finds its way into theaters everywhere come this fall to see another comic, by artist Trenton Duerksen, in the series. Be sure to visit the ADVENTURES IN POWER website and it’s companion blog to watch for more updates.

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    DAVE BOYLE, DIRECTOR OF WHITE ON RICE – INTERVIEW

    WHITE ON RICE, the sophomore effort from Dave Boyle, deals with the kind of individual who is oblivious to the world around him and lives within their own mind. The film’s protagonist, Jimmy (Hiroshi Wantanabe), is a Japanese import who isn’t struggling with his new homeland as much as he is being a burden on his more than understanding sister Aiko (Nae) and being amused at his smart little nephew Bob (Justin Kwong) the film takes a fresh look at what happens when direction-less men children meet the realities of what life’s really about. Overlooking the idea that this is a movie with Asian Americans, and is just a story about a man looking for his way, the movie bursts with genuine emotion and laughs that feel thought out, not employed haphazardly.

    Too often the film is being compared to NAPOLEON DYNAMITE but the movie
    sustains itself not on a funky visual style and quirky characters, it succeeds on its own merits as a story that has a definite voice of its own.Dave Boyle took some time to talk to me about the movie, explains what it took to get made, his writing and about Mormon filmmakers.

    WHITE ON RICE is currently playing in theaters and film festivals this fall…

    white_on_riceDAVE BOYLE: Hi Chris. How are you?

    CHRISTOPHER STIPP:
    Hey Dave. I’m doing alright. How are you?

    BOYLE:
    Good, thanks.

    CS: Excellent film. I loved this thing. It was so refreshing coming from an independent slant. One of the things I wanted to lead off with was the summer’s been full of comedies that, if it’s popular it has to really push the boundaries of taste and PC. You obviously want to make the humor…genuine humor. Do you see that in the marketplace of studios wanting comedies that are “edgy” in the worst sense of the word?

    BOYLE: Yeah, that seems to be the trend right now. I’m not going to lie. I enjoy a good dirty joke as much as the next guy but I get tired of it pretty fast. I also think it’s funnier if it’s a bit more subtle and not so in your face raunchy. It wasn’t really a conscious thing I was thinking. I guess it’s just naturally the way I am that it ended up that way.

    CS: Explain to me ““ I know the movie came about from a kind of overlapping. BIG DREAMS LITTLE TOKYO, which I have yet to see, but everything I’ve read about it makes me want to revisit that. How was it for you to come up with this idea while you’re working on the last one and actually start this while in the production process to get this one underway almost just as fast?

    BOYLE: In terms of writing I actually wrote the story long before I worked on BIG DREAMS LITTLE TOKYO. What ended up happening was when BIG DREAMS LITTLE TOKYO started off at a film festival it got a lot of positive attention and buzz and I felt I had to capitalize on that as fast as I could and make another movie. So I really worked hard to get this one underway. BIG DREAMS LITTLE TOKYO was finished but hadn’t been distributed yet. So within six months of completing BIG DREAMS I was in production of WHITE ON RICE.

    CS: Usually people take some time off but you just jumped right into it with your second feature.

    BOYLE: Yeah. I don’t know if that’s always the best thing to do. I think if I didn’t make it that fast it probably wouldn’t have happened. The actors that I wanted, their schedules were open. Just the timing was right so decided to jump in.

    white2CS: And to that point”¦James Lee [HEROES] is a household name in nerd circles for those who know. Did you really luck out in that sense that if you hadn’t made it when you did that James wouldn’t have been available? But maybe in the summer they get time off I would assume.


    BOYLE:
    He’s a pretty busy guy year-round. He likes to keep his schedule really full, independent films and stuff when he’s not working on the show. In this case there was just this window where everyone could get together. In another month, it never would have happened.

    CS: I read that coming up with this idea was wholly because where you were at the time when you got the idea down in Australia doing Mormon missionary work. I’m fascinated by how all that came up for you, that here was an idea in your head and you were going to use it with people who were Japanese.

    BOYLE: After I got back from Australia I crashed at my sister’s place for a little while and she was waiting for us like the sister in the movie and it just got me thinking that 13 years has passed and I’m still in the same space. But the Japanese theme came when I met Hiroshi on the set of BIG DREAMS LITTLE TOKYO. He’s such a charming, funny and interesting guy and such a larger than life talent. He gave me the idea of a guy living in his sister’s house. Hiroshi really was the key to making this thing happen.

    CS: Coming up with enough money, or at least enough capital for one film is daunting enough”¦.did you run into any issues”¦.I mean just going into a second feature thinking “I’ve got enough scratch to get this done” or was there a whole process there with trying to get this thing financed?

    BOYLE: There’s always a lot of drama with that stuff. It’s just something you have to expect and maintain a strong stomach and try not to get ulcers. But it was touch and go for a while but eventually we were able to find enough people that believed in the movie enough to invest in it. This time around, on the first film I collaborated with my producer, Duane Anderson, in doing the fund raising. And on this film there were 3 of us who were working on the fund raising. Production companies on their own might be able to make a small movie shot in one location and cast our friends in it but we wanted to make something on a larger scale.

    CS: It looks wonderful on the camera. Gorgeous.

    white-on-rice1BOYLE: Hey, thanks.

    CS: The beginning of it, and this is a question that most people would probably lead off with and it has to be said, in the beginning of the movie you have sort of a samurai sequence and everything leads up to the idea that this person that made this film is somehow working through their ideas of being a Japanese-American and lo and behold you are a gangly white guy.

    (Laughs)

    I’m fascinated why ““ and you responded to it very well in the festival circuit ““ but was there any conscious choice as to why you decided to make it a wholly Japanese-American cast?

    BOYLE:
    It really wasn’t a conscious choice it just kind of evolved that way. To be honest I never really thought about it that way. It’s just a comedy that happens to star all Asian-American actors and I think it’s an underused talent pool. There are so many talented actors here who are Asian American. You could have made this movie with an all Caucasian cast .

    CS: Were you just sort of colorblind and said “I’m just going to make the movie I want to make and everyone just form around it and forge ahead” or were you sensitive to that fact?

    BOYLE: I wanted to make sure that it wasn’t made by somebody who”¦didn’t want it to be something that the Asian-American community wouldn’t be able to enjoy but at the same time I also just, yeah, wanted to cast who I wanted to cast and Hiroshi was the guy and everybody else turned out to be a great match up with him.

    CS: Moving forward with that, getting the cast together and creating it and you’re still an independent film director, what things did you pick up from BIG DREAMS LITTLE TOKYO that helped you create this film?

    white-on-rice2BOYLE: In BIG DREAMS LITTLE TOKYO I was pretty stylish with the camera but for this time around I decided to trust the actors a little bit more and take a back seat with the style aspect of it. I did a storyboard of the movie. I blocked the actors, rehearsed the scene and my cinematographer decided where to put the camera from there. I really enjoyed working that way. It was a different way of working than Big Dreams. It was a big lesson and every movie has it’s own working style that works best to accomplish the goal that you are trying to reach.

    CS: How long of a schedule was it for this one?

    BOYLE: It was pretty long but pretty short by any other standards.

    CS: Did you find any issues with filming in Salt Lake? Luckily you are only shooting in one location there, but did everything go off without a hitch? You did the storyboard and all but were you flying by the seat of your pants?

    BOYLE: We kind of had a location’s department location disaster on the movie. I was seeing the locations were shooting at the very morning we were shooting the scene and we had to make some creative decisions because things just fell through”¦so out of necessity I had to go with what was available. That’s the kind of stuff that you have to say it’s not the end of the world, you can still make it work no matter what is thrown at you.

    CS: In order to get prepared I read a previous interview and was fascinated with the idea of Mormon film making. Richard Dutcher in particular. It’s a sub-set of film I am not familiar with and I’m curious if you could help me understand if it was this kind of film making that inspired you to create your own films?

    BOYLE: The Mormon filmmaking thing is an interesting phenomenon. Most people outside of Utah and Idaho never heard of any of those movies, yet, in Utah and Idaho and parts of Arizona and a few other places, those movies are heavily advertised, actually at multiplexes. I’m sorry to say that most of those movies are not my cup of tea even though I am a Mormon. A lot of them are over-dramatic and just sort of silly. I think it’s great that they have resurfaced for that community. The Mormon community likes to claim NAPOLEON DYNAMITE as their own but it’s not overtly Mormon. It’s really an inside joke. I think there are things in WHITE ON RICE that the Mormon community will pick up on and appreciate.

    CS: The last question I wanted to ask is now that you have two films under your belt, what do you see for yourself as you go into your third feature?

    BOYLE: I just hope that every time I just keep getting better. A lot of distribution is more filmmaker driven that it was before which is totally fine by me. I really enjoy the process of getting a movie out there and finding an audience and I hope I continue to find them.

  • Toy Box: Seventh Kingdom Queen’s Council

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    Fans of the Four Horsemen look forward to each summer when they release their wave of figures from the Seventh Kingdom, a magical world created in house. The characters in this universe tend toward the anthropomorphic – we’ve seen cows and elephants and warthogs and rhinos, just to name a few. This year they got in touch with their feminie side, producing a wave of 11 female figures.

    The background is fairly simple. Queen Alluxandra is the human on the side of good, while Isadorra is the evil chick opposing her. The other nine figures are part of the “queen’s council”, warriors that fight for one side or the other. I’ve already reviewed Allux and Izzy, as well as the six matching cat girls. The leaves just three ladies, all a bit on the mutated side.

    As is usual for a Four Horsemen Seventh Kingdom release, the figures are spread out over various retailers, each getting a different exclusive. I’ve got a complete list of the 11 and the corresponding retailer in the Where To Buy section at the end of the review. You can expect to pay around $20 – $25 for each one, but it depends heavily on the retailer.

    If you have any questions, you can drop me an email at mwc@mwctoys.com, or check out my other reviews at my main site, Michael’s Review of the Week – Captain Toy, or even follow me on Twitter to keep up with the latest updates.

    Queen’s Council – the Mutant Ladies

    I have just three figures left to check out in this huge wave – Ccora (an exclusive with Corner Store Comics), Kromus (exclusive through Fwoosh), and Siliskk (exclusive from the Horsemen themselves). For reference, Kromus is the silver chrome looking figure in the photo right below, Silissk is the reptilian looking one, and Ccora is the darker, more alien bronze female.

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    Packaging – ***1/2
    Unfortunately, the packages lack any sort of personalization, and there’s no markings to indicate who they are exclusive with, either. That’s really the only negative though, and they have one very, very major positive – they are collector friendly, even though they are cardback/bubble style packages.

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    The bubble simply wraps around the cardback, but is not attached in anyway. You can just slip it right off, and remove the interior tray. There’s a couple twisties, but nothing too major to impede the removal, and you can always pop the figure and accessories right back in, with no real damage to the package. The packages are also easy to store for the MOCer, thanks to the simple rectangular design.

    Sculpting – ***1/2
    I wasn’t a huge fan of the six cat variants, mostly because I’m just not that much of a cat person. But the body sculpts were great there, and these are exactly the same figure between the neck and the ankles, sans tail. They’re exactly the same as somebody else in the line anyway – for example, the arms on Ccorra are also used on Allux. Of course, if you hate reuse than this is going to be an issue for you, but if a company is going to re-use a lot of parts (as FH did here) they at least better be great parts.

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    The detail work on the armor and body is excellent, with lots of attention being paid to the patterns and textures. These have the feet like Allux and Izzy, not the paws of the cats, and other minor changes exist – they don’t have the large necklaces that adorned the cats, for example – but the amount of re-use is substantial.

    The head sculpts is where all the uniqueness comes in, much more so than with the set of felines. There, one head sculpt was merely repainted, but here all three portraits are unique.

    My personal favorite is Kromus. The long protrusions on the head remind me of molten steel or lead, and the large earrings offset the tall head perfectly.

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    Ccora is a great sculpt as well, however, and has a bit of the Phantom thing going on with the metal mask covering her face. One is left to wonder just what is under there…

    Finally, there’s Silissk, the most mutated of the mutants. She has a very reptilian thing going on, and actually reminds me quite a bit of the Grindylow from Harry Potter without the flowing hair. I could easily see Match.com fixing her up with the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

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    These figures stand just about 6″ tall, and I think they fit in much better with other 6″ scale figures, like DC Universe Classics or Marvel Legends than the larger 7″ scale lines like Masters of the Universe Classics, but your mileage may vary.

    The hands are all identical sculpts, and are designed to hold the accessories. The figures stand fine on their own, although the hips are a bit too restricted by the skirt. More on that when we get to the Articulation section.

    Paint – Ccora ***1/2; Silissk ***; Kromus **1/2
    The paint work on this series hasn’t quite been up to the quality I expect on a small run specialty line, but it can vary pretty heavily from figure to figure.

    Kromus gets the worst of it here, with too many marks and muffs on the silver. Silver is a tough color to do, as any model builder will tell you, but there’s simply too much slop for this price point here. Ccora has the best work of these three, with lots of small detail ops on the armor, and very clean lines on the mask and face. Silissk falls in between someplace, and something about the color choices is a bit off for me.

    Articulation – ***
    All of these figures are more articlated than you’ed expect, if you simply gave them a cursory in the package glance.

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    They all have ball jointed necks, and because of the design of the heads, the range of movement is a bit better here than it was with the cat women. There’s also ball jointed hips and shoulders with the traditional swivel joint at the respective limb, and these have an excellent range of movement. Unfortunately, the skirt tends to inhibit much of this range in the hips, but you’ll be able to get some reasonably good stances.

    The waist is a cut joint, and the pin ab joint allows the torso to tilt forward and back. Double pin elbows and knees allow for tight constriction of the limbs at those joints, and cut wrists round out the arm articulation.

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    The ankles have both pin and swivel joints, allowing the foot to not just move forward and back but side to side. This is a great addition, since it allows the foot to remain flat on the floor in deeper stances.

    All the joints were tight this time around, but the restriction imposed by the skirt pulls this score down a bit.

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    Accessories – **
    When I first heard the “snap, crackle and pop”, I thought I was having my favorite breakfast cereal. Alas, it was the sound of the accessories that come with these figures.

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    Each figure comes with a sword and a spear, done up in various colors to differentiate them. They both fit nicely in their hands, and there’s a small slot on their back for each weapon to be carried. These slots fit the swords better than the spears, but you can get them to work for both with a little effort.

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    Unfortunately for FH, every one of their releases has had some sort of factory issue. This time, it’s breakage. Both weapons have more than a tendancy to break, and getting one to stay intact as you put it in their hands, take it out of the package, look at it for an extended period of time, or even glance in its general direction, is quite the trick. I had better luck with these three, as only one of the spears snapped on me. Another one is hanging by a thread though, so I’m not sure if it’s fair to not count it. The swords remained in one piece, but I had issues with them when I first reviewed the human figures. And let’s not even talk about the cats – 5 of the 6 spears broke, making it seem reasonable to have the superglue out and ready when I opened up these three.

    Fun Factor – ***1/2
    Do you know any kids looking for strong, cool mutant female warriors for their toybox militia? Then these will fit the bill perfectly. Just expect that the weapons will need re-gluing more than once.

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    Value – **1/2
    I’m cutting them slack on the price a bit, since $20 is still a Hell of a big bill for a single figure, even in the current economy. If you factor in the size of the wave – 11 figures! – you’ll need to save up more than $220 just to compete it! The issue that keeps this score from getting docked another half star is the low production run. Each varient is only being produced in the 250 or so range, which is quite limited even with the amount of re-use.

    Things To Watch Out For –
    I had far less trouble with weak joints on these three, but you’ll want to keep an eye on it. Which figure has a problem and which don’t tends to be pretty variable.

    And don’t forget that the weapons, especially the spears, break from a harsh thought. I fact, I just heard one snap from across the room.

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    Overall – Kromus ***1/2; CCora, Silissk ***
    I really love the two humans in this series, Alluxandra and Isadorra, but the various pussy cats left me unenthused. You have to have at least one of course, since you don’t want your horny rhino chasing anything else around the house, and my favorite feline is the blue version, Akkuli.

    These three mutants are much more appealing to me, which probably says far more about me than it does about the figures. My Kromus has paint issues, but in the end her sculpting and design were just too strong not to end up on top.

    Where to Buy –
    The eleven figures are spread out over a group of vendors. SDCC was the first place to pick up Alluxandra and Isadorra, but you can get either one at the Store Horsemen right now. They also have the exclusive mutant Silissk. If you think you’d like the full set of 11 figures, you can purchase them in one shot direct from the Four Horsemen as well, and
    save some money on shipping.

    The other 8 figures are available individually from various websites:

    1 – Baddatthiir – available at Big Bad Toy Store

    2 – Raavia – available at Raving Toy Maniac

    3 – Ccora – available at Corner Store Comics

    4 – Oktobria – available at October Toys

    5 – D’Zwirra – available through Wizard Universe

    6 – Akkuli – available through Action Figure Express

    7 – Biggara – also available through Big Bad Toy Store

    8 – Kromus – available through Fwoosh

    Related Links –
    Other related reviews include:

    – I’ve covered the six cat chicks from this wave, as well as the two humans.

    – I’ve covered previous FANtastic exclusives and variants, including the Timekeepers, Ssejjhhorr, Xetheus, and Vaskhh.

    – And if you’d like more background info on the first two series of FANtastic Exclusives, check out the toy wiki page.

  • TV Or Not TV: 9/14 – 9/20

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    Welcome to TV or Not TV where I’m excited for the fall.

    Every year when Labor Day rolls around I start to get excited. Yes, there is some initial dread because I know that the morning road ways are going to start to swell slightly with the congestion that comes from the freshly school bound (as well as my other working class brethren who’se summer vacations are well behind them). For the admitted TV addict, however, one of the thoughts that can get them through the early days of September is the knowledge that there will be new TV to watch.

    With the inevitable onslaught of new shows and returning favorites I find myself one DVR short of being able to record everything that I find interesting . This is probably a good thing becuase curing this situation woud lead to weekend upon weekend of me living the life of a reclusive shut-in and would lead to the inevitable alienation of my wife and daughter. I’m also not going to be the only one alone in this boat looking at the schedules for the fall shows especially on Monday and Thursday nights.

    Mondays this year are an all out ratings face off that starts on September 21st. In the 8 PM slot CBS tries to come out swinging with How I Met Your Mother up against ABC‘s Dancing with the Stars. FOX also tries to stick one of their best up front with House. No matter what way you look at it though I’m sure that NBC will be licking it’s wounds when it rolls out the latest season of Heroes, which is a show that I know more people that have given up on watching rather than bitterly sticking with it.

    Thursdays are also going to push your DVR into overdrive starting this week when FOX rolls out Bones followed by Fringe to try to duke it out with Survivor: Samoa. I think NBC once again shows it’s weak programming strategy when it puts up SNL Weekend Update Thursday against this first powerful hour on other networks, especially when the following week ABC turns out the heir apparent to LOST called Flash Forward. The Office may be good but it won’t fair well against CSI next week.

    After that superficial analysis of those two days of the week I just have to say that FOX‘s Glee did a pretty good job of keeping my attention with it’s official season premiere last week.  Even though the show’s pilot was all the rage when it premiered last year the important thing that many an avid television viewer knows is that there can be leaps and bounds of difference between a shows pilot episode and the actual series episodes. The pilot of Glee was a well told and tightly put together package that did a great job of introducing us to the characters and the dynamics that they lived in. We were given a solid set up of the story and in the same vain of the late great John Hughes we were shown a nice story of underdogs and seperate clique members coming together and coming into their own.

    The season premiere of Glee had some similar elements that made the pilot so endearing and it also had some awkward moments as the show trancends from that one hit wonder to a series that is telling us a much longer and more complex story. The coach of the Cheerios, played by Jane Lynch, once again stole every scene she was in and her character has gone from tough drill sargeant to that of the show’s major villain now that her reign as the main attention grabbing activity is being threatened.

    Yes I admit that in watching it there were some hiccups for me but overall the show was almost as entertaining as the pilot and has the potential that can make it a show that carries itself well for the remainder of the season.

    One final thought on this week: Kanye West truly is a self-absorbed moron.

    With all of that said let’s see what the grid has up its sleave for us to enjoy.

    MONDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: It’s the final week of America’s Got Talent. Something already to be thankful for and Turkey day is over two months away.

    ABC – 8:00 PM: If you haven’t seen Dreamgirls yet (like me) than you can finally tune in to see just what happened to make Jennifer Hudson the mega-star that she now is.

    NBC – 10:oo PM: Well, the moment we’ve not been waiting for is here with the premiere of The Jay Leno Show. His first guests are Jerry Seinfeld b plus Jay-Z, Rhianna and Kanye West perform. Wait, maybe Kanye isn’t an idiot, he’s just on the take from Leno for a gangbusters first night guarantee.

    TUESDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: One lucky lady gets a proposal tonight on More to Love. Maybe the one not chosen will be a future contestant on…

    NBC – 8:00 PM: I freely admit that one of my favorite shows that I just don’t follow the advice enough from is The Biggest Loser. Maybe this year I’ll stop watching it while eating chili cheese fries.

    TLC – 8:00 PM: OK, seriously, does anyone else find Jon & Kate Plus 8 just all kinds of awkward to watch now?

    WEDNESDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Two of the obstacles this week on Wipeout are called the Banana Split and the Onion Ring Hurdles. Sounds like they’re picking up the leftovers from The Biggest Loser.

    FOX – 9:00 PM: I’m sure if I told you that this week on Glee singer Josh Groban drops in for a cameo that I might lose you. Here’s what will get you back. Male singing group called the Acafellas. Am I right?

    THE CW – 9:00 PM: If you haven’t heard about the new drama The Beautiful Life, it is set in the world of high fashion models. Yeah, another show that I probably won’t watch.

    THURSDAY

    CBS – 8:00 PM: The player count is way up and for the first time in a long time I’m considering watching with the premiere of Survivor: Samoa.

    FOX – 9:00 PM: If you didn’t catch the finale of Fringe last year we left Agent Dunham in an alternate reality where the Twin Towers were still standing. Yeah, I’m so gonna watch the premiere tonight too.

    NBC – 9:00 PM: Herc from AICN says that Ed Helms steals the premiere of The Office. When you consider the insane box office of The Hangover I’m surprised they didnt’ give him his own show already.

    FRIDAY

    I’m not going to write a single recommendation for tonight. It’s my 15th wedding anniversary and the only thing I want you to know about tonight is that I’ll be with the love of my life. That’s all.

    SATURDAY

    ENCORE – 8:00 PM: Fast Times at Ridgemont High followed by Point Break and Scream? I was originaly going to say there’s nothing on to watch tonight, but if you have this movie channel there’s six hours of check your brain at the door quality viewing.

    HIST – 8:00 PM: If you just didn’t get enough out of the movies you can take in Beyond the Da Vinci Code and Angels & Demons Decoded.

    SUNDAY

    SPIKE – 1:00 PM: If you are willing to sit and watch the original Star Wars Trilogy played one after the other you probably already own them, so why put up with commercial interruptions? I guess you need to have something on in the background to write your television column instead of past seasons of LOST.

    CBS – 8:00 PM: After seeing the amazing job he did on the Tony Awards I freely admit that I’m only watching The 61st Primetime Emmy Awards for Neil Patrick Harris. There, I said it. Go ahead, judge me.

    HBO – 9:00 PM: Larry David is back for another seasnon of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Does this mean I have to get caught up on the three seasons I’ve missed?

    Will Wilkins wrote this while having the first season of LOST running in the background.

  • Trailer Park: Shane Acker

    By Christopher Stipp

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    Item #1 – THE OFFICE – SEASON FIVE GIVEAWAY

    the-office-season-5-dvd-art-the-office-6839913-500-793I didn’t start watching The Office until this summer. I’m really late to this party.

    While I don’t think it’s the funniest program to ever hit the airwaves I did find that it helped me get through the summer months and I have found its presence on my TiVo to be comforting when there is nothing left to watch.

    It stands to reason whether or not it will keep its place atop my favorite program list as the fall season kicks into high gear but I do know that this is a real keeper of a season for those who enjoyed it. If you weren’t able to get out yet to buy your own copy I have a few I am looking to get into the hands of those who want them.

    Send me a note at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and let me know if you’re interested. It’s. Just. That. Easy.

    The obligatory product description:

    Scranton’s most outrageous workforce is back to give their clients the business in the fifth hilarious season of The Office. Join obnoxious regional manager Michael Scott (Steve Carell) and his fellow paper pushers Dwight (Rainn Wilson), Jim (John Krasinski), Pam (Jenna Fischer) and Ryan (B.J. Novak) as they steal customers, frame co-workers, indulge in intra-office love affairs and just plain behave badly while a documentary film crew captures their every word and misdeed. Developed for American television by Primetime Emmy® Award-winner Greg Daniels, The Office: Season Five features 26 uproarious episodes ““ including two one-hour specials, exclusive commentaries, webisodes, deleted scenes and more in a sidesplitting five-disc collection no true fan of The Office can afford to miss!

    Shane Acker – Interview

    Looking back on it, I was completely right to bring up SNEAKERS as my lead-off with Shane Acker.

    Besides being one of those films I just enjoy as a well-made creation I was right in saying that Shane Acker’s resume looks a lot like that scene where Robert Redford is faced with a manila folder that has nothing in it. It’s bare but you know there’s reason behind its apparent blankness. While Acker will constantly be referred to as a first-time director it ought to be noted the man has created Oscar nominated material. While he’s taken his short and stretched it out to contain his vision for a world where zippered steampunk creations roam the Earth after the humans inherited, and lost, their grasp as the highest lifeforms on the food chain.

    Make no mistake, Shane has a firm grasp on his vision as a director. His animated world is a fully realized creation for what has been his life’s work for years. He didn’t have a Pixar sized crew at his beck and call and his animated world is one that doesn’t quite fit in the profile for a market filled with talking sharks, rats and a bevy of inanimate objects. Shane’s work with 9 should be seen as a victory to those who want animation that breaks traditional boundaries of what’s accepted and he was kind enough to spend some time with me recently to talk about his film.

    9_final_movie_posterCHRISTOPHER STIPP:  I apologize to you in advance.  In doing research on this, trying to figure out how this compares to previous works I looked at your resume and it was like a scene out of SNEAKERS when they open a file and there’s nothing in it”¦

    (Laughs)

    CS:  Timur was telling me that you had sent him a 10 minute short.  Can you tell me how this got started and how you got to that point?

    SHANE ACKER: Sure.  The short that you are talking about was my thesis project at UCLA animation school.  But, I spent a couple years on it and it became honestly something more than just a school piece.  Something more of a director’s piece.  So I spent another 2 ½ years on it “¦ so that makes it about 4 years on it to make the short.  It really was a labor of love.  But it was protracted because I left school for 2 years and started working in industries as an animator.  I would go work for 6 months, save my money, go back to my spare bedroom and keep pushing the short film along until the money ran out and then go back and do the same thing.  I was really inspired and fell in love with the world and the characters and just wanted to make it the best I could.

    And then when that short came out it was amazing.

    It was really well received and started sending it out to festivals and did ended up getting an agent and sent it to Hollywood.  So it was just this vehicle that opened a lot of doors for me and I was just sort of chasing after it, which was great.  And then to get a hold of Timur and Tim Burton and get a response from amazing filmmakers like that and to be excited about it and wanted to know how we can blow it up into something larger.  It was something amazing.

    CS:  I’m amazed.  It took 4 years.  Can you explain a little of the technical aspects?

    ACKER: The great thing and the bad thing was I started it back in 1999 which was when this technology which was exclusive to studios was starting to get to the consumer market.  Myah had just been released.  I think it was version 1.5 or 2 and computers were really powerful enough that I realized that you are able to make your own film, produce your own film, by yourself, if you had the commitment to do it, which is what probably kept some people from doing that.  But it was really an amazing time that you could do this thing by yourself and have it be at a quality that would inspire people from Hollywood that there could be something here.  That’s what was great.  But the challenge was that I didn’t know how to animate in 3D at all.

    So, at the same time I had this vision, it was really cumbersome because I had to wade through all the technology in order to create it.  So, it was just a lot of intense learning and self teaching and creative problem solving.  I knew what I wanted to do, which was probably the hardest thing because I knew the story and knew the characters and knowing what you want propels you to figure out how to do it.  I had other friends who were trying to learn the software and they would do exercises and then said forget it.  It was too challenging.  But for me it was like how do I get this thing to do this and be this way?  It was both overcoming the technology of it as well as making the project ““ designing the world and the characters and to telling the story.

    CS:  How did that process go for you?  You had 10 minutes and they wanted to blow it up, literally and figuratively, to larger size and length.  When you started pulling it longer and longer and longer, did you find that it was easy to do?  Or was there some challenges on your part to say, “Can I fill this other 80 minutes?”

    ACKER: Much like the short, it’s always hard.  This is the first time in long form.  So learning long form story structure and this and that is a challenge.  I had to quickly learn that on my feet.  Literally I was working with an experienced writer and with Pamela Pettler who came on to help me organize my ideas into a longer form structure.  Have you seen the short?

    CS:  I have not.

    ACKER: The short really feels like a shorter view into a much longer narrative.  It’s 10 minutes long and does have a beginning, middle and an end but you get the sense that there is something that happened before and something that happens after.  And it really is a new world.  So it wasn’t just taking that and pulling it out like an accordion, it was taking that window and making the window wider.  There was a lot of raw material there.  We see two of these creatures in the short but we get a sense that 9 of them existed.  So, when we went to do the feature, now we had the idea of opening it up and seeing 7 different characters which was a lot of fun.  And then as well as there is this struggle between these mechanical creatures that were chasing these stick punk creatures and they are all fighting.  And they got this device, this talisman, that both sides are trying to get.

    And then when we did the long form, we got to explain where these things came from, where these creatures came from, what set the struggle in place and realized that there was a downfall with humanity that led to the world being the way it did and these creatures are the results of the downfall in humanity.  We had lots of raw material to play with.  So when it came to making the feature, there was just this opportunity to explore all those bits and pieces that were touched on but not really explored.

    CS:  You don’t have Pixar sized resources or dozens of people who can help you flesh out what you have done, so when someone said “OK, let’s make it bigger, let’s start sketching out who these others should be” what was it like for you to have to come up with these other creatures, other steampunk creatures?

    ackerACKER: It was really fun.  I came from architecture school, so I have a strong design background as well as study in sculpture and painting and things like that.  That’s why I love the animation medium because it combines all my interests together into one thing.  When you see the film, I think you will see that the architecture influence on it.  It’s really about world making and there is a sense of reality to this world and like the real world it’s pushed, it’s a little different.  The industrial revolution was allowed to progress for 300 years and never got to digital.  Always stayed in this analog space.  So for me, that’s the fun stuff.

    If someone is going to pay me to sort of sit around and create a world, that was great.  I just dove right in as a designer would.  What’s the problem?  How do you solve it?  What’s the solution?  So for me it was not that daunting because it was something I was used to.  Understanding that it’s a process.  What you are going to do is come up with all the bad ideas first and you have to wade through all those bad ideas before you get to the good ones.  So it was just trusting the process and putting the hard work and hours into until you come up with the things that really work.

    CS:  Timur and Tim Burton.  When they came in as producers what was their relationship to you like?  I talked to Timur and he said their responsibility was go sort of guide you through what you do…so how did the two of them ““ two directors ““ guiding you ““ how did they come to you and say, “We will help you produce this?”

    ACKER: There are actually 3 producers involved.  There’s Jim Lamley, Timur Beckmambetov, and Tim Burton.  Jim Lamley is the one who first ““ I took a meeting ““ I taking hundreds of meetings in Hollywood.  And everyone was like that’s cool, I should find something to do, but Jim was the guy who chased me down the hall after the meeting was over and said, we’re going to do something, we’re going to find something.  He really championed me and this project.  And started getting out to people like Tim Burton and trying to figure out how we were going to put this thing together.  So that was pretty amazing that there were people behind me that really believed in it.

    So when Timur and Tim came on and said this is worth doing, there is something interesting and amazing here it just validated it and empowered me to a certain extent and motivated me a lot to know that these amazing filmmakers are behind it and believed in it and just gave me the confidence and energy to really start working on it.  And knowing that these are the guys who are going to start reviewing the cuts of your film”¦.just keeps you on your toes and makes you concentrate and be critical and think about it.  And what’s also great is, I was so involved in every little aspect in making it come together so I was down in the trenches and it’s hard to see the forest through the trees.

    We hit a milestone and I would present a cut to the team and it was great because they had the critical distance to say “Well, you ought to think about this and this, and character things, big global ideas,” which is always frightening.  But it allows you to step back and get that critical distance that you need.  So it was great to have people like that.  They are idea wells.  Timur has an amazing mind.  It’s an idea a minute.  And unedited.  Great to have these creative people there to help you when you have a problem or are stuck on something.  Timur was busy making WANTED and when that was done he had more time to spend on our project.  And we were at a stage where we had a lot of the footage put together and do re-cuts and fine tune and I was able to work with him in the editing room which was great to see the tricks that he can do in editing.  I really learned a lot from that experience which was good.

    CS:  Did you ever feel, I don’t want to say, over your head, but like I said about your resume not being huge, was it a film school in a box experience?  Did you go in thinking this is the way or once Timur and Tim came in, did they steer you toward a better way?  A lot of people will say that you can learn a lot in business school but the rules all go out the window when you hit the real world.

    ACKER: Yes.  Naturally, I was scared shitless from time to time.  And better for worse I’m an over confident individual, not arrogance but I really believe in myself and in what I’m doing.  I think you have to because you have to go with your gut and your instincts.  You have so many things you have to solve everyday as a director and director of an animated film, you have to trust your instincts.  And again, coming from a design background I usually find a concept, a core set of ideas, and that becomes the well and I try to keep that intact.  So, anytime you are out there in the story and trying to figure out a solution you can always go back to the well, that core set of ideas, and use that as a way to generate the right solution for that time and that moment.

    For me it was about the process and setting it up the way it did as a designer and the experience of doing the short, because I was the producer, the director, the writer, the animator, the cinematographer, which was great.  Because, as a director you’re the jack of all trades and master of none, if that makes sense.  So I was familiar with all aspects of the movie making but on a smaller scale.  But that was great because I could put myself in every artist’s shoes and understand what that is and how to solve problems from that point of view and understanding the process that there’s lots of ways to get story points and emotion across.  I mean if you don’t get it in the performance and animation you can start to manipulate the camera to get the emotion and also start to manipulate the editing.  We were moving very quickly.  So if we didn’t get something in animation, I knew that OK, the second layer would be how do we use the camera to try and get that emotion across.  And if that didn’t work, how do we use editing to get it across.  And if we ran out of that, then how do we use the lighting.  So lots of different layers and ways to solve problems as it’s going down the pipeline as well.

    And that was just stuff I learned from doing the short.

    9_imageIt’s just trusting the process and trusting the artist.  You can’t do it all yourself.  Empower and educate them in a way so they can make the right choices and solutions and understanding what the core idea is and the aesthetic that we are going with.   I think a lot of that is that I spent a lot of time as a teacher, as well.  Design classes and 3D classes and it’s really about educating and empowering and playing to people’s strengths, lifting them up and giving them the best crib space and environment.  So, I try to do that.  As an artist myself, no artist likes to be told what to do.  No one wants to paint by numbers.  You are just trying to give them the creative space and give them the right direction and let them solve it.  You are always going to get the best work that way.  So, yea, for me it was difficult and challenging but I was always respectful to the artist to try and keep us all on the same playing field.  Anyone could come in and see the film and offer criticism or suggestions.  Because that’s how I did the short.  I showed it to so many people and always solicited opinions and advice because you never know who is going to have a great idea.  Everyone has a valid opinion.

    CS:  That’s a very un-Michael Bay of you to say about the collaborative process.

    (Laughs)

    CS:  You talk a lot about design and this world is not talking giraffe’s and talking toys and what have you.  It’s a real dark, post-apocalyptic, world. Where do you come in with designing this type of world that you want to make feel moody, dramatic, but also want to entertain?  Where did you balance those two?

    ACKER: I think the characters are what balances it because the characters represent humanity and hope and we’re gone, post-human, we screwed up, we’re dead and this is now what’s carrying on all the hope and promise of humanity.  The darker we make the world, the more empathetic we are with the characters and we want them to succeed.  We realize that they are like children, trying to figure out who they are and why they are there and tying to figure out what their significance is and not until later they realize they are humanity and carry with them human souls and hope and potential that we have.

    So even though the world has darkened and is dangerous and decaying, there is this hope and creativity that these characters embody as they are pushing forward.  So it’s like us and as things get darker, will they succumb to it or will they find away to rise above it.  So, it’s really the characters.  We fall in love with them.  They have real personalities, they are flawed and human and make mistakes and go through the emotion and that what makes it not so dark in the end.  It’s really like a dysfunctional family drama in away.  And 9 comes along and starts to collect them and empower them and challenges them and provokes them to get motivated to get out of the stagnant place they are ““ just hiding in the place of fear and start to take on the challenges that the humans have left for them to solve.  It’s entertaining.

    It’s an action/adventure movie at the same time.  It has dark tones, it’s a dark world, it’s a cautionary tale but is a lot of fun.  The action sequences are amazing and spectacular.  In the end, there is a real heart to the movie as well.  Not trying to be malicious or dark for darkness sake.  It’s just the landscape these creatures are in and about the potential to overcome that situation.

    CS:  Where did you come up with the idea for this kind of a story?  It came out of the short and you obviously have been living this story for a long time.  What initially drew you to the idea to create this movie or this story in general?

    ACKER: When I started the short there was a bit of a knee jerk reaction to the thrust of CG animation ““ all very pastel and very brightly lit and very cheerful and very happy, lots of talking animal things.  That just didn’t fit my aesthetic and I really felt like animation was really going in the wrong direction.  I think those forms are great and they should exist but the world of animation should be much broader.  I was attracted to a lot of Eastern European filmmakers, like Brothers Quay, Lowenstein Brothers, who inhabit these other kinds of strange worlds.  It’s really interesting that it kind of enters this metaphorical space.  And a lot of those films are esoteric and hard to understand, almost like sculptures in some way.

    If you find any narrative in them, it’s really loose.  It’s more like images watching over you and at some point they affect you emotionally.  You engage with them.  So I wanted to make a film that would sort of inhabit that world but had more traditional storytelling aspects of it.  That’s what pulled me into creating that world for the short.  And then when we went to do the feature, we started talking about humanity and the world before these creatures came.

    shane-ackers-9It really is an Oppeheimer/Geppeto tale at the heart of it all.  It’s about the scientist who was blinded by the pursuit of technology to create something that turned the wrong way.  It ended up destroying the world and as sort of the lack act that he did as the world was collapsing was to create new creatures that was the opposite of that represent all the hope and humanity and they are vessels for soul and he sends them out after all the humans fall apart as the way of making up for the sins of his past.  Much like Oppenheimer after inventing the bomb was full of regret.  He knew what the thing was that he was doing, but it was that blind pursuit of technology.  It’s an incredible thing, but yet a horrific thing that he made.  It changed the landscape of the world.  So that’s what’s at the core but the story of the rag dolls is them looking back and figuring out their father was the one who brought the world down.  What does that make them and will they make the same mistake that the humans made or will they create a new world in the ashes of that.

    CS:  Like Robert McNamara who said we made a mistake, fucked up and we shouldn’t have done what we did.

    ACKER: Exactly.

    CS:  There seems to be like these mistakes that are made and change the course of human history.  And hindsight is 20/20 but looking back on it you can see how these things could have been avoided.  It seems so simple but nothing got done.

    ACKER: Or are they inevitable?  If we imagine it, we will do it in someway.  Really it becomes a moral question because there is a scientific solution if you pursue it, you will solve it but the moral question is do you pursue it or do you stop it and cut it short?  I think it’s inevitable in some sense.  Doomed to it.  And I think the creatures, the scientists, the nemesis, the fabrication machine, they are all creative in some way.  They all make things.  They all build and construct things.

    Those creations ““ were they good for mankind or are they bad for mankind?  Should they be made or not be made?  I guess that’s a lot of the territory we are exploring.

    CS:  It’s funny too about the posters. The QR codes. It’s fascinating how technology is moving and we depend so much on it.  Is this movie kind of a tale about morality of humanity going forward but is it also some kind of dissertation on technology itself or the harbingers of what it might bring if we rely too heavily on it?

    ACKER: It definitely is, yes.  It’s about at what point do we become so dependent on technology that we lose our own soul, our own identity, our own humanity in some way.  That is a question that we wrestled with.  Even these creatures are mechanical in some way.  There’s the beast and then there’s the little rag doll, mechanical in nature, but they have a human soul in them and are these things end up being more human than some of the humans at the end when they fall apart?  These are all questions.  We don’t answer them but it’s what these characters are wrestling with and dealing with.

    CS:  And at the end of the day, my final question, people who go see this, what do you hope they walk away with after seeing it?  What is the common theme?  What do you want people to talk about after seeing this movie?

    ACKER: I think we raise a lot of issues and don’t answer many of them.  The movie plays on many levels.  You can go in and have just a fun popcorn experience.  Just let the movie wash over you or you can go in and start to see some of these larger issues we were wrestling about.  Different people in different walks of life and ages in the audience will take something away and hopefully will generate some excitement and conversation based on it.  Hopefully people will come out and their brain is still stimulated from all the imagery.  It’s really dense.  Like I said, there’s lots of layers and I think people will be encouraged to go back and see it again and start to pick up on some of those other layers that are in the movie and sort of re-engage with the material from it in a new way, which would be great.

  • Trailer Park: Timur Bekmambetov

    By Christopher Stipp

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    Timur Bekmambetov – Interview

    You’ve got to respect a director who can take his sensibility for the paranormal and fantastical, from a foreign country no less,  and make it work for the sensitive palates of his temporary home. To bridge the gap between two cultures hasn’t always worked for those from a different country but Timur Bekmambetov made it work with his breakout hit, WANTED. He gave America a stylish and slick actioneer that not only proved the Russian director knew American audiences it proved that he was a talent that wasn’t limited to films that involved battles between warring factions of “others.”

    He sat down with me during Comic-Con this year and talked about how and why he decided to put aside his directing hat in order to help shepherd the first-time feature director, Shane Acker, as they brought the film 9 to the silver screen. The heady thematic elements  absolutely put this movie in a class that has been unseen so far this year and it was nice to talk to someone about animation that didn’t have anything to do with talking toys.

    9_final_movie_poster1CHRISTOPHER STIPP:  Thank you for talking to me.  I am a huge fan of your work, from the early work to the work you’ve done in the last year. How did you become involved in this picture?

    TIMUR BECKMAMBETOV: I knew Jim Lemley, partner/producer and he found Shane.  He sent me a DVD and in my room at the festival there was a DVD player with this DVD in it and within 10 minutes I decided I wanted to see more and I wanted to know more about this world and it was a reason for me to submit the project.

    CS:  After seeing what Shane had put together, what became your role in this project?  What became your responsibility?

    BECKMAMBETOV:To protect Shane to help him make this movie.  I know how difficult it is to deal with people who have responsibility.  And to protect him to be between him and the studio and to help him make decisions.  Not to make his life more easy but more meaningful.

    CS:  Was that different for you?  A new experience?

    BECKMAMBETOV: No.  I was a producer before.  I produced Russian language movies.  But I was a director.  I produced and directed.  With him, I was trying to remember myself, my bad days, and also to help him to be himself.  What is exactly what happened to me.  Other people helped me to be myself because you can lose your uniqueness.  And it’s part of the job of a producer to help the creator to be himself.

    CS:  Was that a concern?  I realize that that’s what a producer does ““ they handle the oversee and all that, how important was it for you to understand what Shane wanted to do?

    BECKMAMBETOV: Just ask him.  You just have to think and just ask.  And just how to figure out his unique vision correlate with the audience.  Sometimes we like something but the audience has a different experience and we have to figure out how to bring the two together.

    CS:  How was it that what you saw that got you signed on board and eventually became this movie, how much did you know how eventually this movie was going to look like?

    BECKMAMBETOV: It was from the beginning.  I really think that the audience tired of seeing a dozen animals in animation.  There is an audience for this type.  Coraline as an example.  It was a bit more perverse.

    CS:  You are right.  There is an audience that wants something more mature.  They don’t want dancing zebras and talking elephants and what have you.  When you look at a project like this and Tim Burton, of all people, was there ever sort of a collaboration of Shane’s or did you offer your input, did Tim offer his, or were you hands off and let him do his thing?

    BECKMAMBETOV: Well, better if you ask him.

    (Laughs)

    timurBECKMAMBETOV: Has to be delicate because we are directors too.  It’s kind of unique.  Two directors for a movie.  That’s why we were trying to be very delicate.

    CS:  Was it difficult?

    BECKMAMBETOV: No. No.  I understand when I have to say something and understand when I don’t.  I will say once and I have to take responsibility to continue.  Because you are the director.  If you force the creator to follow you, then he has to make a decision.  Every decision has consequences.

    CS:  Did you find the actual production process smooth sailing?

    BECKMAMBETOV: It was dramatic but it was very organic.  There were a lot of problems and difficulties but it’s very organic.  There were no people or factories producing separate pieces.  Shane was involved.  What was unique with this project is that Shane was involved in every area.  He created the characters with his friends and he was the artist, director, he was the creator.  It was very unique which is why it was difficult because ??? because we know limitations helps us to create unique ideas.  If you have enough money to do whatever you want then like usual you will compromise yourself or somebody else.  If you don’t have all the money, then there are obstacles.  It helps you to figure out the unique way.  It’s like a sculpture.  When you don’t have money, every day you have to make a decision.  By making good decisions you help the movie.  That’s the role of the director ““ to figure out what’s more important and what’s less important.

    CS:  Is that one of the ways you helped Shane?

    BECKMAMBETOV: Especially when the conditions were very bad.  He didn’t have enough resources to do whatever.  No specific things.

    CS:  I assume you have seen the finished film.  When you saw it, what are you most proud of what you see on the screen?

    BECKMAMBETOV: Visual.  How beautiful it is visually.  Every shot, every frame is a picture.  You can frame it and put it on a wall.  A masterpiece.

    CS:  And how was it being an animator?  You are not from that world per se.  Does everything translate very well?

    BECKMAMBETOV: I don’t feel this movie is just animation.  I feel like it’s an action movie.  It’s action/adventure.  The epic scale and tone of the movie and type of action in the movie, reminds me more of big action movies.  It’s a huge epic piece, like War of Worlds.  It’s good animation.  No silly jokes.  The animation itself is like real actors.

    CS:  Tell me about that.  I have not seen the film yet but tell me about the style.  What separates it from what people would think of typical Disney-style or DreamWorks?

    BECKMAMBETOV: Our adults are real.  They are human.  They are not funny adults.  They are adults and real.  They have a soul.  With this type of animation ““ it’s a new style ““ more grounded animation so that the characters are more realistic.  Look how they move, how they talk, more subtle, more delicate, real, dramatic.

    CS:  Gives it more humanity?

    shane-ackers-91BECKMAMBETOV: Yes, it’s the theme of the movie.  What is soul for us?  Can we transfer our soul to a machine?  We really trust this machine and but people can make a mistake.  And the moment you push a button, you stop the process.  We take a picture and then we don’t remember because we know it’s there.  It’s very dangerous because it can be broken, you can lose it, and we are losing.  We are losing abilities.  By Googling everyday, you don’t have to learn.  Because you can Google all day long and our skills, our abilities to create everyday.  And we make these machines and transfer our intellectual abilities, to remember, but there is no soul.  And one day the star of the movie can try and explain this.  I hope it will be not so soon.

    CS:  During the production of the film, because this is a different kind of film, was it a production that took longer than expected?  Or, when you storyboarded it out and said “This is what we need to do” did you find that things went along according to plan?

    BECKMAMBETOV: Yes.  Perfect.  Shane is very organized and because he was the creator and not just the director.  Everything was under his control.  That’s why it was cheaper because it was one person to make decisions and producing things himself.  Instead of one person who is a director, another person is art director.  It’s just one person and he is very organized and understands every single thing from the beginning.  He created this world himself and he knows all the rules and was very logical.

    CS:  What do you hope people take away from it after seeing the film?

    BECKMAMBETOV: That we have to save our souls and share with other people what we have.  First of all we have to share with other people.  It’s how we can save our souls.

  • Trailer Park: Patton Oswalt

    By Christopher Stipp

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    PATTON OSWALT – INTERVIEW

    Patton Oswalt wrote an excellent and impassioned thought piece about the recent WATCHMEN film and, in the same article, had a lot to say about the culture of geeks/nerds. He is one of us, if there is such a moniker that could somehow be conferred on to someone, and Patton has had the kind of career many other actors and performers only wish they could. On a stage, in front of the camera, behind a microphone in a recording booth Patton has conquered every medium put before him. Primarily known for his comedy and comedic strengths Patton took advantage of the opportunity to push that aside for his role as Paul Aufiero in Robert Siegel’s new film, BIG FAN, where he plays a deeply devoted New York Giants fan and is willing to call into a radio talk show on a regular basis to proudly extol the awesomeness of a football team who doesn’t even know he exists.

    The film is a mediation on the nature of fanaticism, to some extent, and it’s bold in how it challenges your preconceived notions about the kinds of parts Patton can play. BIG FAN shows how much range he has as a serious actor and hopefully it brings more people to the yard to hear what he has to say.

    The film recently debuted to critical and audience praise in both New York and California and it is rolling out to more theaters as the weeks go on. For a listing of where it might be playing near you see BIG FAN’s Now Playing page for more information.

    po3PATTON OSWALT: Hi Chris.

    CHRISTOPHER STIPP: Hi,Patton. How as press day been?

    OSWALT: Oh boy!

    CS: I’m going to try and avoid all the questions you’ve had to answer a million times.

    OSWALT: (Laughs)

    CS: I’m going to try really hard…This is how I’m going to lead it off. This movie is not the TAXI DRIVER everyone is comparing it to. I think it’s closer to KING OF COMEDY.

    OSWALT: Oh wow. Thank you. Good Lord. Thank you.

    CS: I think it’s precisely that. I shouldn’t say that people are ignoring that comparison but I think it’s appropriate because it shows how a person can just devolve into their own self and shut out the rest of the world to rational thinking.

    OSWALT: Well, Robert captured all that in the script and I just hope that I was up to the task of the script.

    CS: That was one of the funny things I found out about you that you were so self-aware about doing something like this and that RATATOUILLE liberated you from thinking that you could do it. How did you approach thinking that “That this is the script…I want to do it…”? I know he came to you with it, but what did you think when you got the script?

    big-fan-movie-poster-patton-oswaltOSWALT: It was the act of him coming to me to do the movie that gave me confidence that I could do it. He had written such a good script. He’s such a good writer. His instincts to be there for that meant a lot to me that he thought I could pull this off. It just gave me confidence.

    CS: Robert was saying that some people saw it as a comedy but you saw something else in this story. What else did you see in this story?

    OSWALT: I don’t think he ever saw it as a comedy.

    CS: No, but some other people did.

    OSWALT: Oh yeah. I think what I saw in this story was kind of a guy that maybe we glance at once and move along from. And he was like, “Wait a minute. What’s that guy’s story.” I love that someone can look at a part of the world that we tend to, not so much but we don’t have to explore any deeper. And Robert says, “Well, what is there?” So that to me that we would delve into something that might not be there was very exciting.

    CS: When you were getting ready to do this, at what point did Kevin Corrigan come into it as your sort of partner in crime? He does an amazing job.

    OSWALT: I think he was booked right along with me. He and I signed on at the same time, so right from the get-go, there he was. It worked out perfectly.

    CS: The movie’s theme. I think it’s rather poignant the idea of obsession, of a guy who is living in his own mind. When you see the film now completed as it is, did it capture everything that you saw on the page?

    OSWALT: Yes. And I think they found even more stuff that wasn’t on the page. Michael Simmonds, the cinematographer who paid attention to Staten Island and shot all these amazing angles, just a different way of looking at it. I think they got everything they wanted and more.

    CS: Did everything on the page come out of it? You hear a lot these days of people doing what they want, improvising, having minimal guidance…

    OSWALT: I’m not a big fan of that. I like the script to be as good as it can from the get go.

    CS: And hard was it for you to come up with the persona of the radio call-in kind of guy?

    OSWALT: It wasn’t really that hard. It was hard to suppress, because of my insecurities, my wanting to bring in the comedy. That was the hardest thing to begin with and then I was just able to fall into it easier than I thought I would. It was exciting.

    poCS: What kind of insecurities? You’ve got, not to put you over, but as I was getting prepared I didn’t realize how rich of a resume you now have.

    OSWALT: Most of my comedy comes from those insecurities. Comedy is what I turn to to be comfortable and to give that up for a whole movie was very unnerving at first.

    CS: Can you explain how gritty ““ the way Darren shot THE WRESTLER ““ did Robert explain the way he wanted to shot it, sort of 70’s, sort of gritty, cinema style?

    OSWALT: We had talked about these kinds of movies and how much we loved that period of film making. Especially at that time of year, being grey and overcast, they captured it perfectly.

    CS: They did. Especially the parking lot scene at the beginning. It looks like it’s fucking cold out there.

    OSWALT: It was. It was fucking freezing.

    CS: It captures ““ no Hollywood glossiness, let’s put you in a warm trailer and kick your ass out and then put you back in.

    OSWALT: There were no trailers.

    CS: That was my next question about the production of the film. How does it compare ““ well, it doesn’t compare, Rob said he wanted to do this one way or another? How was the production life?

    OSWALT: We didn’t have any facilities. We had to borrow locations and change in the back of vans. No dressing rooms. Waited in cars between shots. There was nothing.

    CS: Really? How long was the shoot?

    OSWALT: 23 days.

    CS: 23 days? Oh my god. Was there any concern that this film ““ it didn’t have distribution before it was shot? It was a wing and a prayer that it was going to get made and get picked up?

    po2OSWALT: Exactly. We had no idea. We didn’t know if we would have money to complete it let alone get distribution. I looked at it like this was just something I wanted to do for myself. The rest was secondary.

    CS: That blows my mind. Not a lot of people would stick their neck out and say, you weren’t wasting anything but you were going to give up those days just to do this movie that you believed in. Do you find that there is a lot of that sort of passion for films out nowadays like that?

    OSWALT: Well, that passion is there but it’s hard to find those movies because a lot of those kinds of movies don’t get the distribution they deserve. They don’t get the attention they deserve. It’s out there. You just have to search for it. There is all kinds of passion, both as an actor and as a movie buff.

    CS: Do you get those kinds of scripts? I know Robert had you in mind to do this but do you get scripts like this often?

    OSWALT: No, I don’t. This was a gift from out of nowhere. It was great.

    CS: When you do take a project, what is your criteria? Does it have to move you?

    OSWALT: I don’t want to make a lot of money or have a lot of fun and do something interesting. I work for the antidotes. To me I can either work on a great film or work on a movie that could be a disaster they are equally exciting to me. I just want a lot of experiences which is what I would be happy with at the end of my life.

    CS: When you do films and you are doing a film like this when you can’t go to your comedic crutch, is that hard to suppress? Was it hard to just do it as you are supposed to?

    OSWALT: Initially, yes. It was hard to bite down on that instinct but after a while it came natural which shows how good the script was.

  • Trailer Park: Robert Siegel

    By Christopher Stipp

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    I am a big girl.

    I barely have a grasp on the latest happenings with the Chicago Cubs and, even then, I am about as sure in the things I talk about as Bernie Madoff is about how many smokes a day it’ll take to keep his cellmate at bay. I’m a disgrace to my gender and no one needs to remind me more than the real men I have lunch with on a daily basis who turn sports talk into a art, weaving statistics, opinions and Monday morning quarterbacking into something that I cannot ever hope to comprehend. I am missing that gene. Leave it to Scott Ferrall, the high octane motormouth on Sirius Satellite Radio, who has a nightly sports talk radio show that helps deficient, causal sports fans and die-hards alike make sense of the world of sports. It’s explosive, fun and the aspersions that are cast at sports players, teams and fans of those teams are enough to make you wonder what some of these callers into the program are like once the bread and circuses are over for the night.

    BIG FAN by Robert Siegel, writer of last year’s Academy Award nominated film THE WRESTLER, does just that. It explores the life of one such fan, Paul Aufiero (Patton Oswalt), who is a regular caller into a sports talk show program, Scotty Ferrall playing a vocal part in the film as an irascible sports talk show host and who welcomes Paul’s passionate and insulting musings, and follows him after the radio turns off. The film is a delicate portrait into the mind of a man who loves his team so much he builds his sense of self and identity around it. When things happen that threaten to derail that passion the film only gets better and it is, again, a quiet exploration of adoration and what it can do. I had the chance to talk to Robert Siegel a couple of weeks ago and here’s the result.

    BIG FAN is now playing and is expanding to more theaters this fall.

    big-fan-movie-poster-patton-oswalt1CHRISTOPHER STIPP: I love this movie. And it seems to be a real hit with those that have come in contact with it and I wanted to start off by talking about how close the grittiness feel the way the film looks like THE WRESTLER. It has that, I don’t want to say, dirty quality, but it’s so close to reality. Can you talk about that?

    ROBERT SIEGEL: Sure. That’s the style I like best when I watch a movie. I don’t like things to feel Hollywood slick and unrealistic. So that was definitely deliberate. I think of the two movies, I think they could exist in the same universe almost as if they could both be happening at the same time in different parts of town. I sent one camera crew out to a wrestling ring in New Jersey to follow Randy the Ram and meanwhile over to Stanton Island to follow Paul Aufiero do his thing. But, that kind of vibe is what I’m into most.

    Everything in both movies is shot on location. We used real people. A mix of professionals and non-professionals. We used real rooms. The room that was Paul Aufiero’s room was actually a real guy’s room and most of the stuff on the wall is the guy’s stuff. His stack of CD’s and the piles of old lottery tickets and the clippings on the wall, it feels like a very real, lived in room with that kind of detail. I find it hard to take when movies and on TV when the room is fake. You can tell if it’s just art direction and when it’s just real. It’s hard to fake the accumulation of crap that a room will accumulate in the course of a real person’s life.

    CS: I have to say it was a real master stroke that Patton does as well as he does and I would never have figured him to be such an arresting actor as he does with this film and I’m curious, from your perspective, and obviously you are the guy who took this from idea to film: a) what did you see in Patton that made you think that this guy was perfect for it and b) the idea for this film and where it came from. Throughout…I was reminded a little bit of KING OF COMEDY.

    SIEGEL: Definitely. One of the movies that it is compared to. Well, on your first question for starters I wanted somebody who looked right. I had a very clear idea in my head. When you write a character you picture that character and I pictured him roughly looking like Patton Oswalt. I wasn’t writing it with Patton specifically in mind. I actually wrote it years ago. Years before I ever thought of Patton in the role. I knew I didn’t want to cast just some generic good looking Hollywood actor who I would then ask to gain 7 pounds for the role and then mess up his hair a little bit. And then viola. Or pick somebody who’s maybe not George Clooney but certainly not a real regular guy. I didn’t want to go that kind of route. I didn’t set out to cast a dramatic actor per se or comedian. I feel sometimes that comedians are cast in dramatic roles, it’s almost more stunt casting. It just so happened that he was a comedian and if anything I felt understood psychology of a guy like Patton.

    090112_siegelsecondaryI don’t know if you are a fan of his stand up. He’s not a sports fan but understands the psychology of obsession. There’s not that big a difference is what the Giants did on 4th and goal vs. ranting about the comic book equivalent. From what I can tell Patton is a big comic book-phile, not a sports guy. I didn’t have him read for the part. I just hired him. It was something of a leap of faith. He’s such an intelligent guy. When I first met with him we had a long conversation about 70’s movies and people have different reactions to the script and people read it and think it’s a comedy. And it could have been.

    I could have taken the same set of problems and turned it into a comedy but. And some people see the movie and think it’s a comedy. I know there are character studies that is a comedy and has drama in it. I think he got that. The type of movie ““ like KING OF COMEDY and a some of Scorcesse’s and Robert Altman.

    [Robert is called away for a moment]

    SIEGEL: Where were we?

    CS: We were talking about the influences of the film of where you sensibility came into making the film. Could you speak a little bit about the way you wanted to carry the tone of the film?

    SIEGEL: I wanted it to be dramatic and I wanted it to be funny. I think in real life ““ most drama doesn’t contain much humor ““ so I came to it as a movie buff and tried to incorporate both. As an example, something like GOODFELLAS, a very funny movie, but very real. BOOGIE NIGHTS is another one of my favorite movies. THERE WILL BE BLOOD in a weird way is another very funny movie. I like things that feel like they exist in the real world. Pretty and real but also really funny and earthy. So, a lot of that stuff happened in the 70’s and I’m definitely a 70’s guy. I’m a Robert Altman fan. I like stuff that is quirky but has entertainment value. I don’t like art films. I’m not a big Montriere fan.

    CS: We’ve got two to compare. We have THE WRESTLER and now BIG FAN. It seems you want to base these movies in an actual universe where it’s not fantastical.

    SIEGEL: I don’t think I could write one of those movies. I would if I could but I don’t think I’d be good at it.

    CS: One of the questions I had for you was that, your work on The Onion was just wacky, off the wall sort of satirical. How has that informed your work now?

    SIEGEL: It’s wacky but it’s also very observational. Most of it’s rooted in real world observation. Not to be pretentious but a lot is rooted in observations in the psychology in human nature, little tiny life observations. It’s also kind of similar when you look at The Onion and say how did The Onion guy write THE WRESTLER or BIG FAN? I think The Onion is a mix of comedy and tragedy. A lot of The Onion has an undercurrent of depressing ““ it was comedy with a sub-text of tragedy. I think the stuff I’m doing now more tragedy with a sub-text of comedy. That’s really a question of the ratio. Maybe one is 80% funny and 20% sad and now I’m doing stuff that 80% sad and 20% funny. But The Onion to me was always a mix. A mix of real life.

    CS: And I have to commend your use of Scotty Ferrall ““ I’m a big fan of his. It’s part of the way you sort of launched Patton’s character ““ the guy who would be one of those guys who would call into a show like that. Did it all germinate from that idea of these guys who are so fanatical about sports teams in general? Or did it always start out this way?


    961-robert_siegelSIEGEL:
    Sports radio is where the movie starts. Listening to sports radio, I used to listen to WFAN religiously and I still listen to sports radio but not religiously as I did back then and when you listen to it you hear these callers and you got to know them because they would call every night. And then you couldn’t help but wonder what their lives were like and where they were living. Most of those guys were the guys that populated the movies that I loved. The guys you would hear, Murray from Regal Park, or Joe from Flushing, calling on the FAN. Probably the kind of guys that wouldn’t hang out in the bar on Mean Street. They are just regular guys from outer burrow New York. So the movie is definitely a fusion of my level of listening to the radio, listening to sports radio but also these kinds of character studies that I got into when I was probably a teen-ager. It’s definitely a personal movie for me.

    CS: And the fanaticism that is instilled in these guys, I don’t want to say frightening, I respect it on one hand, I’m a huge Cubs fan but I know that there are people out there that are really into it. Is that something you wanted to do ““ delve into the pathos of the people who really devote their minutes to obsessing over these things that don’t love them back?

    SIEGEL: Yes. I’m interested in obsession and fanaticism for whatever reason it’s a really compelling theme and subject for me. On the original poster I made for Big Fan there was a tag line, it said Big Fan ““ a tale of unrequited love – which is kind of how I also see the movie, as a love story between Paul and the team. Paul’s kind of a jilted lover and the team ““ what do you do when the thing you love most doesn’t love you back? Maybe it’s just my version of FATAL ATTRACTION.

    (Laughs)

    I don’t know. It’s just an interesting theme for me. Hopefully I’ll think of something else next time. But people that are passionate I think are more interesting that people that are not passionate.

    CS: I know our time is short but I would like to ask you a technical question about you now taking the reigns as director. You got to work with, and with no hyperbole, one of the best directors of our time, and was rewarded handsomely with the love that THE WRESTLER got. What did you take away from that set going forward in your own career?

    SIEGEL: I definitely admire and respect the way Darren stuck to his guns in casting Mickey.

    It was an inspiring thing to witness. Nobody wanted to make the movie with Mickey Rourke and he was just the biggest liability. He just could not get funding with Mickey Rourke. They said if you want to make this movie with Nick Cage, we’ll give you 5 times as much money. But Darren held fast and said no. The only person who is going to make this movie work is Mickey.

    And he was absolutely right. I took that lesson to heart. And I think in a way of casting Patton, I definitely had to do some thinking about that. Just make the movie really good. Don’t get caught up in getting a big star. It just makes it uncompromising. So, I knew if I just made a good movie the rest will take care of itself and be a bigger movie in the end. But if you put a bigger actor in there, you’d have just a so-so movie.

  • Trailer Park: EXTRACT and MY ONE AND ONLY

    By Christopher Stipp

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    Item #1 – HOW THE EARTH WAS MADE

    earthI really was a bad student in high school. Not horrible in the classical sense but I was absolutely a C student and I couldn’t grasp mathematical or scientific in ways that made me wonder if I was functionally retarded.

    Smash cut to college and one of the very first classes I took my first semester was Geology 101. Kid you not, it was really brutal. Theories on geological formations, how earth’s natural functioning is a result from eons of slow and steady processes, why Illinois is so damn flat (glaciers!) and a multitude of other nuggets that I still feel good for remembering today.

    HOW THE EARTH WAS MADE is a lot like that geology class we all had in one form or another in that you are taken on a blazingly up-close exploration into the things that will help anyone appreciate the literal globe of dirt we’re all spinning on with the added bonus of being genuinely friendly to those of us who aren’t versed in nerd. If you’re looking to add a sharp looking title to your Blu-ray collection that’s also educational you have to go with this.

    For more on what you get in this check out the product description:

    From a seething ocean of radioactive, molten rock to a refuge for life as we know it, Earth has undergone a staggering series of cataclysmic transformations in its long and epic history. Assailed relentlessly for millions of years by meteorites, our once toxic and hostile planet has been covered in water and in ice, and seen the rise and sundering of continents, the creation of an atmosphere, and, ultimately, the beginning of life.

    HOW THE EARTH WAS MADE plots the twisting course of Earth s amazing journey. Using groundbreaking special effects and traveling to remote locations where our planet still bears the scars of its violent history, this compelling documentary tells a story of unimaginable timescales, world-shattering forces, radical climates, and mass extinctions.

    HISTORY journeys back in time to show the creation of Earth s land masses, the birth of the first complex creatures, and devastating extinctions–before speculating on the future when all life becomes extinct.

    BONUS FEATURES: Bonus Documentary Inside the Volcano; Additional Scenes

    Item #2 – HEROES SEASON 3 GIVEWAY

    heroes-season-3-dvd-cover-heroes-6437909-500-695People will try and take pot shots at this series which has certainly had issues with trying to find its footing and voice but it still is trying to be something that geeks and nerds can call primetime goodness. This season finds itself marred in various storylines that seem to drag the series down a bit but it is still ballasted by its intriguing premise and the hope that they’ll actually listen to the fans who made this series last this long and get the train back on its proverbial course. There’s stuff to love and there’s stuff to, well, not love about this series but Season 3 still deserves a look see and what better offer out there today to do such a thing than with my contest to win Season 3 on DVD.

    Shoot me your name to Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and I’ll make sure you’re entered to win one of many I have sitting on my desk just waiting to be devoured who is curious enough to check it out.

    El Producto Descriptiono:

    Experience all the explosive action and shocking twists as Heroes: Season 3 comes to DVD! Rediscover the phenomenon in this six-disc set that includes all 25 suspenseful episodes from the third season’s volumes, Villains and Fugitives. Plus, go behind the scenes with the show’s writers, stars and artists as you explore hours of exclusive and revealing bonus features.

    EXTRACT – REVIEW

    extract-teaser-posterIn OFFICE SPACE writer/director Mike Judge deconstructed the white collar workplace that has now become a classic in a way that some films never achieve on their own; the film has embedded itself underneath the collective experiences of those having to endure the pains of modern working life. IDIOCRACY explored the way in which our culture seems to be on a slow steady shuffle off the mortal coil of intelligent living. Who could disagree that the one of the more colorful choices of a future president of the United States was found in Terry Crews’ President Camacho? It was an honest examination of our descent into the banal, the bast and just plain stupid.

    EXTRACT, unfortunately, explores nothing new and certainly is a disappointment from a man who could very well become a professor of this American life.

    The basics of what happens with all our main characters should have produced more comedic gold than the lead we’re given. A sexually frustrated husband, played by Jason Bateman as Joel, has to deal with his distant, frigid wife (Kristen Wiig) while dealing with a clueless bartender friend Dean (Ben Affleck) and a potentially damaging lawsuit from an employee who loses a testicle (Clifton Collins Jr.), threating to derail a plan to sell the extract plant that Joel owns. On the surface, it’s all there. The ways in which marriages can sometimes slip into ruts and routines, how some friends never seem to get over their own arrested development in adulthood and what it means to be loyal as an employee in an age when loyalty and hard work doesn’t seem to have any currency. Instead, we get a strange love story between Bateman and a woman (Mila Kunis) who plays a tempting grifter that smells opportunity where Joel only smells the sweet nectar of infidelity.

    The issue that occurs early on in this movie is that none of these opportunities are ever taken advantage of and, instead, we’re given a fairly rote story of a man who thinks he wants to cheat but has cold feet at the moment he realizes it’s too late to go back to the way things were. He ultimately follows temptation and fulfills his lusty fantasy but there is no redemption for a man who obviously has it all wrong to begin with. This isn’t a Mike Judge expose on the nature of human relationships, rather, it’s a poorly constructed and pedantic tale that is not interesting and seems forced at every opportunity to elevate its story to something other than C+ storytelling.

    The bright spots, script notwithstanding, are Jason Bateman and Ben Affleck who both give life to characters that are absolutely lifeless on the screen. There are gags (Joel takes bad drugs without knowing what he was taking! Watch the wackiness ensue as he does things he wouldn’t otherwise do without being under the influence!) and coincidental situations (Joel ends up in an apartment taking more drugs and ends up meeting someone who will prove pivotal to the plot! How convenient!) that are not only far fetched but obviously were tossed into a movie that doesn’t feel sincere, devoid of any subtext worth ruminating on.

    Clifton Collins Jr. turns in one of the more intriguing performances as a man who deals with issues concerning loyalty and the lure of cashing in on life’s lottery ticket. It’s the issue of loyalty that you could find yourself most attracted to, as it’s ripe for examination at a time when the modern corporation would just as soon replace a worker than to cultivate, take care, of one of its own. He isn’t used much in this film and it suffers more because of it. We don’t examine anything, really, of much importance. The film seems more focused on the absurd and the shocking than it is with becoming a touchstone for any great message. And while Judge certainly has every right to make the film he wants to make, even in this incarnation the movie just isn’t amusing.

    The movie ends with the kind of resolution that would be more appropriate on a Must See TV sitcom, the dramatic elements falling flat and flying far off the mark, and we’re left to wonder what it was that we are supposed to get out a movie that wants to blend the contents of a dissolved marriage, subplots that end with a whimper and a completely useless cameo by Gene Simmons that is more sideshow and grinds what little momentum there is to a halt.

    EXTRACT is not what you would expect from Mike Judge as it’s a movie that’s terribly flawed and unfortunately doesn’t have anything new to say about the human condition other than what we already know.

    MY ONE AND ONLY – REVIEW

    my_one_and_only-350x517I am in love with this movie.

    There was a time when you would be hard pressed to think of Renee Zellweger as anything but a high priced movie star who makes choices based on how high the profile of a picture than of its value. In MY ONE AND ONLY she actually smashes preconceptions about her range as an actress and delivers a performance that feels like an intimate period piece, think Neil Simon’s BRIGHTON BEACH MEMOIRS, and is truly one of her most accomplished roles to date.

    Renee plays Ann, a mother who has honestly had enough of her cheating husband (played deftly and delightfully by Kevin Bacon) and loads up a car with her stepson Robbie (Mark Rendall) and a young George Hamilton (Logan Lerman). Yes, that George Hamilton. The movie asks a thoughtful “What if” as we’re treated to a quintessential road trip movie that not only is a fresh take on a stale concept but the very idea of piecing together a movie that gets Renee to act in a film that is not too saccharine sweet and manages to eek out one of the stronger performances I have ever seen her is delightful.

    We see what happens when a woman can’t stand to conform any longer to society’s expectations of women, but needs her son to drive her in a latent vestige of her old-fashioned femininity, and sheds that shell as she takes her kids to the west coast in the quest to find a better life for all them. Through a series of madcap hookups with such notable actors as Chris Noth, Eric McCormack, Nick Stahl and David Koechner (who plays a lot better here than he did in EXTRACT) Renee plays the part of kept woman who has to deal with the realities of leaving a successful, but cheating, husband behind to find something more out of life. Yes, the premise sounds wickedly cliched. Yes, by all accounts this should be a direct to DVD movie that should share shelf space with the next Antonio Sabato Jr. release but there is something electric and wholly satisfying about this film.

    What’s most pronounced in this film is the way director Richard Loncraine has taken the 1950’s and instead of showing the darker, harsher realities of 1950’s living, a la FAR FROM HEAVEN, this is a movie that embraces the perception of this decade and shakes it up to great comedic effect. As well, the script, written by Charlie Peters (HOT TO TROT), crafts a world where zaniness can co-exist with a minor tale of one woman’s slow discovery of liberation. Cinematographer Marco Pontecorvo dusts everything we see with the kind of perceived, augmented reality that only enhances the movie’s comedy.

    Renee Zellweger should be in more films like this that allow her to show off just what she’s capable of doing as a genuine actress. While it would be hard for anyone to deny the siren song of big budget production it is her firm grasp on helming every scene she’s in with, at times, quiet ferocity. At times you want to dropkick her, at times you feel for her but the point is that you feel something for her. There are a few films, as of late, that she’s been in where she couldn’t earn any kind of sympathy but she does it here. Logan Lerman, who plays the young George Hamilton, shines as well as a boy trying to find his own way and, of course, crossing paths with his mother as the two of them fight for their independence. It shouldn’t go without noting that the music deserves a nod for being the unseen actor in the back helping to bring the spot-on locations and moments pop with the right amount of energy and wistful nostalgia. The movie has a lot of charm and it spends it slowly, evenly, throughout the picture.

    By the time the end of the movie comes it is almost a disappointment in that you’re unsure whether this film can be seen a second or third time but you know that the first time through was a ride that was absolutely worth the effort to take.

  • Trailer Park: Bobcat Goldthwait

    By Christopher Stipp

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    Item #1 – HOW BRUCE LEE CHANGED THE WORLD

    bruceFor those of us who love Bruce Lee’s influence on modern Asian cinema you’ve probably seen many incarnations of program in some form or another. Like an 80’s DJ who is ultimately limited by the fact that there is a finite number of tracks they can play, there seems to have been so much overlap with footage we’ve seen with regard to the man who was wickedly charismatic and destined for far more than we were given.

    Thankfully, as I watched HOW BRUCE LEE CHANGED THE WORLD, I was treated to something far more than just a documentary. It’s a retrospective, a tribute, to the man who sat on a talk show talking about water and tea pots in a way that communicated everything he was about: intensity, passion and philosophy. The program, even though it includes interview footage from folks ranging from Brett Ratner to RZA who compares Lee almost to a deity, looks to couch Lee’s influence in today’s marketplace.

    Sure, not everyone rocking posters of Enter the Dragon on their walls can really appreciate what Bruce brought into the sphere of the martial arts but how his presence in films opened the door to so many performers and projects. While the documentary lacks some real dynamic qualities (the Rush Hour vibe having Chan and Ratner both contribute to this make it a little uneven and not everything flows together as interspersed film clips and interviews make for a little jarring experience) this is overall a very good modern take on what Bruce Lee meant to the world of entertainment and the martial arts.

    HISTORYâ„¢ PRESENTS AN ABSORBING, BEHIND-THE-SCENES LOOK AT A MARTIAL ARTS LEGEND AND INTERNATIONAL ICON

    Gain fascinating new insight into the life of the Bruce Lee, as HISTORYâ„¢ presents HOW BRUCE LEE CHANGED THE WORLD , a behind-the-scenes glimpse of the martial arts superstar and international icon. An intimate, feature-length portrait of the man who popularized martial arts around the world like no other, this compelling profile goes from the sets of his classic Kung Fu films to the confines of his Dojo and is enlivened with rare home movies and in-depth interviews with martial artists such as Chuck Norris, filmmakers such as John Woo, Ang Lee and Quentin Tarantino and co-stars, such as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, who faced Lee in the memorable blockbuster Enter the Dragon.

    Item #2 – ART OF WAR

    art-of-war-dvd-nsSome of you may know of Sun Tzu’s Art of War from its many incarnations from how it plunder’s Tzu’s theories on warfare and misappropriated them for self-help books all the way to manuals on how to get ahead in business. These derivative works are appallingly poor interpretations for what is, really, a how-to on using philosophy and intelligence to win battle.

    I don’t begrudge people looking for a way to apply almost 2,500 years-old techniques to out-playing and out-thinking your opponent but we’ve come a long way since then and I’m amazed that no one has taken this man’s life and made it a film. To that end, however, is this brilliant disc that runs over an hour and a half and brings to modern living color the very things that made this man legendary. This careful recreation of Sun Tzu’s life, to its extrapolation of his ideas to the modern conflicts of WWII, Vietnam and the Civil War illustrate why he is still talked about as the man who was one of the first to crystallize the chaos of the battlefield. This program finally puts a visual twist on a story that is well over two millenniums old.

    Skip the books, buy this instead.

    Product Description:

    THE TRUE STORY OF HISTORY’S ULTIMATE VICTORY MANUAL

    Sun Tzu was the Nostradamus of warfare, and his book Art of War, written 2,400 years ago, is still the ultimate how-to book for winning. This feature-length special brings his words to life. Shot like a graphic novel, ART OF WAR weaves together several epic stories, including the story of Sun Tzu himself, and a war soon after his death where a city is saved using his tactics as China takes the first step toward unification. The program also follow other epic battles in history — Roman battles, The Civil War, WWII, and present day — that illustrate more of Sun Tzu’s lessons, to detail how the people who understand his strategy are the most dangerous weapons of all. And while his ideals were originally created for battle, his lessons could be used by anyone who wants to win –whether at sports, business, or life.

    Item #3 – FIGHTING GIVEAWAY

    fightingdvdWho here wants to win a movie?

    A little film that came out this year, and led us to the leading man that would surprise a lot of fans of G.I. Joe, Channing Tatum blazes on the screen with his two fists of lethal weaponry and a huckster in Terrence Howard who channels that brutality for fun and profit can now be yours.

    Shoot me a note at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and let me know if you want a copy that will no doubt make your Friday night with the boys all that more enjoyable.

    Editorial description from Amazon.com:

    The last thing you might expect from a movie called Fighting is excellent acting, but that’s what you’ll get. A scam artist named Harvey (Terrence Howard) sees a young would-be hustler named Shawn (Channing Tatum, Step Up, Stop-Loss) in a street scuffle and lures him into a no-rules fighting circuit. Shawn’s relentless drive to win leads him to unexpected success, but when he gets put into a big fight with a professional boxer, Harvey asks Shawn to take a dive. The plot sounds like a thousand boxing movies, but the difference is all in the texture. Fighting takes place in a very real New York City, with cramped, make-shift apartments, cluttered streets, and seedy nightclubs. Scenes get knocked sideways by odd bits of life and character quirks that feel organic, not shoehorned in by some clever screenwriter. There’s a marvelous scene where Shawn is trying to woo the Puerto Rican waitress he’s smitten with (Zulay Henao, Feel the Noise), but they keep getting interrupted by her suspicious mother–which sounds like a rom-com cliche, but is completely transformed by the wonderfully human interplay among the actors. Howard has always had a magnetic talent, but Tatum reveals an engaging vulnerability that contrasts nicely with his big-slab-of-beefcake look. The movie hearkens back to 1970s classics like Midnight Cowboy and Dog Day Afternoon, and though it doesn’t achieve the same emotional heights, it’s reaching in the right direction. Writer/director Dito Montiel (whose previous film, A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, also featured Tatum) promises to make some truly memorable movies. –Bret Fetzer

    Item #4 – ULTIMATE COLLECTIONS: WORLD WAR II: THE WAR IN EUROPE AND THE PACIFIC

    ultcollwwii_europepacific-dI could stay awake for days on end watching clips from World War II.

    I haven’t an idea why this war, not World War I, not Vietnam, not the Civil War, has endured in our pop culture experience in the form of films and shows but I am glad that movies like INGLORIOUS BASTERDS continue to mine this struggle against the ultimate bad guys in black, red and beige: the Nazis.

    This jam packed collection of footage from the front is unbelievably riveting when you consider how detached we’ve become as a society with regards to how we conduct our modern warfare in the public sphere. With reporters not allowed to reveal this, take pictures of that, this era is wonderfully captured with the documentary style that helps couch pivotal battles in terms everyone can understand. I found myself appreciating the moments that really did change history and this lush collection couldn’t be more timely as the 70th anniversary of D-Day is right around the corner.

    Hollywood, you’re on notice, there are a few gems here that haven’t yet been made into films. Get on that…

    Product Description:

    JUST IN TIME FOR THE 70TH ANNIVERSARY OF D-DAY COMES A NEW, VALUE-PRICED EDITION OF THE BEST-SELLING WWII ULTIMATE COLLECTION — FOUR DVDs FILLED WITH OVER 6 HOURS OF MUST-HAVE WAR-TIME PROGRAMMING

    World War II encompassed some of America ‘s greatest triumphs and most bitter defeats. And, in time to commemorate the 70th anniversary of D-day comes the new, value-priced ULTIMATE COLLECTIONS: WORLD WAR II: THE WAR IN EUROPE AND THE PACIFIC, a comprehensive and intimate survey of this epic war offering over 6 hours of stunning war-time programming across 4 DVDs.

    First, take a commanding view of the battles and strategy, the men and machines, and the horror and heroism in eight documentaries that chronicle THE WAR IN EUROPE:

    THE GREATEST CONFLICT

    NORTH AFRICA… THE DESERT WAR

    THE BEACHHEAD AT ANZIO

    D-DAY… THE NORMANDY INVASION

    PURSUIT TO THE RHINE

    THE BOMBER OFFENSIVE: AIR WAR IN EUROPE

    THE BATTLE OF THE BULGE

    THE BATTLE OF GERMANY

    Then, experience the drama and intensity of World War II’s turbulent Pacific Theater through extraordinary footage and intense expert commentary with seven documentaries that comprise THE WAR IN THE PACIFIC:

    ISLAND HOPPING: THE ROAD BACK

    JUNGLE WARFARE: NEW GUINEA TO BURMA

    AIR WAR IN THE PACIFIC

    THE BLOODY RIDGES OF PELELIU

    THE RETURN TO THE PHILIPPINES

    OKINAWA”¦ THE LAST BATTLE

    ADMIRAL WILLIAM “BULL” HALSEY: NAVAL

    INTERVIEW – BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT

    bobcat_meatbobWhen I bought Bobcat Goldthwait’s “Meat Bob” back in 1988 on cassette it was one the very first comedy albums I owned. I put Bobcat up there with Eddie Murphy and George Carlin but, here’s the funny part, I never bought Bob’s shtick. Yeah, he absolutely used that voice that made him famous as Zed in those POLICE ACADEMY and plundered that character for all it was worth but his comedy was brutally funny and honest. To wit, he has a bit in his set where he gives a glimpse of what it’s like to be a comedian. It’s subtle but you can hear how people’s perceptions of him shapes his comedy and it leads into a wicked joke that concerns a monkey, an alcoholic beverage and genitalia. You can hear his honesty, you can feel his true self and it’s what attracted to me to the guy’s work for over two decades.

    He broke onto the film scene with SHAKES THE CLOWN, a work that some would say set his career back to the times of Cecil B. DeMille, a movie that defied normal comedic conventions and a series of late night show appearances that would help further ensure his disappearance from pop culture entirely. A funny thing happened on the way to irrelevance, however. Bob came back with a real zeal to stay working. And he has. With directorial turns for Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel’s The Man Show and keeping high powered friends close to him, Bobcat raged back to the screen with 2006’s SLEEPING DOGS LIE, a deeply dark comedy that was critically well-received.

    Now, he’s back with an equally well-received film in WORLD’S GREATEST DAD. Starring long tine friend Robin Williams as a father who seems at a loss at how to deal with his roustabout son the film deals with some rather heady and mature themes that are wrapped up in some extremely dark and sharp comedy. Bobcat took some time to talk to me as he talked about his experience making his latest hit. In an era of bad comedians Bobcat had his own voice, literally, and it was a thrill to be able and talk to the man most actors now refer to as director.
    worldsgreatestdad2009sundanceportraitto3nhm248fnlCHRISTOPHER STIPP: Thanks for doing this interview. I’m going to go out on a geek limb and tell you that I dug out my cassette of Meat Bob that I’ve had since the 80’s and revisited that and your old HBO comedy special which I still had on VHS tape”¦

    (Laughs)

    BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT: Wow. You got any betamax in there too?

    (Laughs)

    CS: No but I will say that it’s amazing to me that there is such a difference between your comedy back then and now and I know from reading other interviews that you are not that big of a fan of getting on the road because people want to see the gimmicky Bobcat. I don’t know. I remember as a kid listening to Meat Bob and hearing that real comedian in there.

    GOLDTHWAIT: Just recently I’ve jettisoned to character so when I go up on stage for the first time and now I’m having fun doing stand up again and I know the people are there and they expect that but I just couldn’t do it anymore. I just had to do what was coming out of me.

    CS: Tell me about the film. I had a chance to watch it last night and I honestly think it’s one of Robin Williams’ greatest performances because it is so subdued and it kind of ties together with Robin Williams not having to do Robin Williams. It seemed like the genuine actor that won the Oscar for his performance. Were you intimidated at all? I know you two have been friends…

    GOLDTHWAIT: I was not intimidated until the day before we went to film and then I really was thinking things like, “Is he really going to listen to me?” And then he would say, “Hey, I won an Academy Award and you were in Hot to Trot so we’re going to do it my way.” But it ended up not being that situation at all it was the two of us coming up with the character together and making decisions together. We did this as a team together.

    CS: And the material itself, as a parent myself I am sensitive to how parents see their children and want to them to think that they are great people and the son doesn’t see that. Did you find when you were writing this that some of your own issues as a parent spilled out on the page?

    GOLDTHWAIT: If that’s true, I’ll see it later on. But I just think it’s weird that if you have a kid in a movie they are supposed to be one way. If you have a kid and he’s evil then he becomes a demonic character. But there are just some kids that are not good people and they are not the ultimate evil but just not giving back to society and that’s Kyle’s deal. I always thought when this guy grew up he would be some stoner mooching off his parents.

    worlds-greatest-dad-560x307CS: And Robin, himself, he’s a sympathetic character. I felt downright sorry for the guy. He’s trying to make good decisions, do the right thing. Explain to me the idea of the character, the twists of the film come in later, but what launched his character. Was it Robin himself? Or was it the twist that came and you thought that would be a good premise for a movie so let’s build around that?

    GOLDTHWAIT: Actually the end of the movie came to me first. I wanted a guy you might empathize with but I didn’t want a guy you felt bad for. I wanted a guy, I knew a guy growing up who says no to unhealthy relationships (cue Dr. Phil). But then I thought that sometimes people have unhealthy relationships with people of the opposite sex but sometimes people have unhealthy relationships with their children or other people so I didn’t want it to be a relationship comedy/drama. It would have been misogynistic. So then I made a movie where is seemed I hate teenagers.

    (Laughs)

    CS: It’s not such a bad thing.

    GOLDTHWAIT: No, it’s not. You know what? In Hollywood everything is made for teenagers.

    CS: Well, that’s the thing. Their money is good and they get everything pitched to them and catered to them and honestly, they should go through a period where they don’t get what they want.

    GOLDTHWAIT: When I was a kid I would go see Woody Allen movies and he would make references to things that I wasn’t even exposed to. He made a Costco reference and that’s how I became exposed to Costco. And even Mel Brooks made movies aimed toward adults and now they are aimed for 12 and 13 year old. That’s really setting the bar low.

    CS: And you bring that up in an interview where you are doing stand up you have to pitch it to that lowest common denominator but talk about how the film allows you to not have to pitch it that way.

    GOLDTHWAIT: When you are doing stand up you have time to entertain and keep the dumbest guy in the room amused for 45 minutes. And with movies, it’s a different crowd to begin with that’s coming because they researched it and they already have an idea. They still probably heckle movies but the dummy would be bored and probably leave. But I’ve jokingly said that the movie is available on VOD so 4 people can show up late and sit next to you when you are watching the movie and they text and talk all during the movie. And, they talk to the screen.

    CS: I don’t understand the behavior.

    worldsgreatestdad2009sundanceportraitmamfczlfypulGOLDTHWAIT: I think it’s what we are talking about ““ the sense of entitlement and the inability that their actions affect other people. They are just exposed to everything. We are becoming a culture with no consideration of couth.

    CS: Did you find that growing up with your own kids that they fell into that or were you aware of it before this movie came into your own head that there is this thing out there and you had to fight against it?

    GOLDTHWAIT: No, it was more of my day to day exposure to the general public that made me realize that a sense of entitlement has really increased in our culture.

    CS: You could put that into celebrities as well.

    GOLDTHWAIT: Sure. But you know the role of celebrities at this point is really funny. In order to be a celebrity you have to have the ability to stand in line, among other things. We could just point a camera at anybody or anything and they become a celebrity. I’m not bitter but it’s just strange. And when I was a kid growing up we were afraid that big brother would be spying with all the new technology and that’s not what happened at all. We just spy on each other. We can’t wait for each other to trip up and then post it and blog about it.

    CS: Right. We are just a culture of navel gazers. We want to tell everyone what’s going on with us.

    GOLDTHWAIT: It is a very strange time.

    CS: I love that about the film. You do kind of hint at it but it’s you know what, you don’t get what you want. A lot of kids have never been said no to.

    GOLDTHWAIT: Yeah.

    CS:And there’s got to be that person that says, “You can’t get what you want”, “You can’t have everything.”

    GOLDTHWAIT: Yes. And that’s the really bad thing that happens as a parent. I was never really too concerned about being my daughter’s friend as she grew up. I was just hoping we were raising a kid that wouldn’t be a jerk when she grew up.

    (Laughs)

    CS: Did she turn out OK?

    GOLDTHWAIT: I think she’s OK.

    CS: Shifting it back to the film, I apologize for getting off on that, but the sort of do it yourself way you’ve done this ““ you, both films, you commented about having to create it and do it yourself and no one was cutting you any breaks and no one was cutting you any big checks, how was it to mount up and say, I want to do this film with Robin and I want to get it made and put rubber to the road and actually making it ““ was that ever daunting? Was it ever not going to get started or was it a go as soon as Robin signed on?

    worldsgreatestdad2009sundanceportraitksxinb2s4dxlGOLDTHWAIT: There were two different companies came to me and said we were trying to make changes and I actually walked away from these two deals that were in place. They proceeded to tell people in LA that I was crazy and that the movie wasn’t going to get made but honestly it was nothing I was ashamed of. I already have plenty of that.

    (Laughs)

    CS: You say that but there is a core of us that believe that even the most embarrassing things are still great works, especially when you look at Shakes the Clown and Sleeping Dog Lie. You’ve done so much work with The Man Show.

    GOLDTHWAIT: I’m not embarrassed of all my work.

    CS: What are you getting from people who have seen this film? Are you getting people who are expecting something wacky or goofy out of Robin and then getting something completely different? Or do they know exactly what they’re getting?

    GOLDTHWAIT: That’s what’s happening with this movie. I don’t blame folks for having expectations for thinking it’s going to be one kind of comedy. Robin and I are both happy with the way people are enjoying it.

    CS: This being your second well received movie in three years, are you learning as you go along? I was amused that Hot to Trot gave you inspiration saying that well, if this jerkoff can do it, I can do it.

    GOLDTHWAIT: I am in a learning curve and I am trying to get better each time. I try not to take myself too serious. I do take making movies very serious but we do have a good time making them.

    CS: How is writing for you? Do you write with friends in mind?

    GOLDTHWAIT: No. I just write trying to get the story out.

    CS: I know that the movie is centers around doing what make yourself happy, doing what you want to do. Looking at what’s happened to your career you’ve been silenced by a lot of important people, how do you keep yourself happy with what you do?

    GOLDTHWAIT: I just stopped trying to make things for money or prestige and tried to make things that interested me and the things that came out of me. Once I did that, my whole life changed. I’ve never been happier.

  • Toy Box: Wall-E Maquette

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    Pixar simply can do no wrong, at least not yet. Even when one of their films is less than Academy Award material (Cars), it still ends up producing one of the best selling toy lines for Mattel.

    Most animated movies don’t produce successful toy lines though, especially not action figures. For action figures to be truly fun, there needs to be confilct, and the type of conflict normally seen in animated movies is situational, less evil bad guy.

    This can make it tough for adult fans of such movies who are looking for collectibles or 3 dimensional representations of their favorite characters. Gentle Giant is now working with Pixar to produce a series of maquettes based on their films, and the first to be released – Wall-E – has hit the porch. These maquettes are the usual poly-resin type material, and run around $100 – $125, depending on where you pick them up. The production run numbers are pretty small considering, and they only produced 1000 of Wall-E. As a companion piece, you can also pick up Eve, and they are producing both Remy and Linguini from Ratatouille. No word yet on others in the series.

    If you have any questions or comments, drop me an email at mwc@mwctoys.com. If you’re looking for more reviews like this, check out my site at Michael’s Review of the Week – Captain Toy.

    Wall-E Maquette by Gentle Giant

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    Gentle Giant has been hit or miss the last couple years, and they’ve never been able to capture the magic that their Star Wars series of mini-busts had. Even that line has lost almost all it’s lustre, and you can still pick up their concept McQuarrie Boba Fett bust, an exclusive to the San Diego Comic Con, at their web store. But so far, things are looking good for these Pixar maquettes, and it’s a license that could pay dividends for quite some time.

    Packaging – ***
    Wall-E comes in a box, without any window to allow you to see the actual maquette. A window wouldn’t do you much good anyway, since he comes in two pieces – his head and his body – which you attach. The head attaches to the body by way of a metal post.

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    There’s also the usual cool baseball card style Certificate of Authenticity, a collectible these days in it’s own right.

    Sculpting – ***1/2
    Although this is an animated character, he doesn’t have the usual level of simplistic detail. Pixar made Wall-E a very real looking robot, and that means this maquette needs plenty of small detail. GG has done a nice job reproducing the beloved ‘bot, right down to the rivets. With a combination of sculpted textures (sometimes smooth) and paint, they’ve captured the look of metal in resin.

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    He’s in a rough period here, with lots of dings, dents and scuffs, many of them sculpted into the basic square body. While we saw him in varioius stages of damaged to clean throughout the movie, I think this is the most iconic look for him. The proportions are good, and at about 6 1/2″ without the base, he looks pretty good with other sixth scale figures.

    Paint – ***1/2
    The paint work almost gained that extra half star, but for one issue.

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    I love the damage and dirt, which has been applied liberally and realistically. The paint work has also added quite a bit of realism to the metallic look, improving the sculpt as any great paint job should. There’s lots of detail work, and while the dirt tends to blend some of the color pallette, there’s enough variation here to remain interesting.

    The issue? Ah, that’s easy – the stickers. Wall-E’s name on the front of his body is a sticker, as is the energy gauge on his chest. At this price point, I was expecting a high quality tampo sort of print job, not an obvious sticker.

    Design – ***
    As I mentioned earlier, it’s somewhat unique that the statue of Wall-E does not attach to the included base. Of course, with those wide treads, there’s no chance he’d ever topple over. Even so, it’s generally accepted that a statue should attach to the base, so it was a bit of a revelation. It’s also a nice feature, in case you’d rather display him without the white disc.

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    And white disc is really all the base is. That and a nameplate. The nameplate isn’t of the character but the movie, but since they are one in the same in this case, it’s a moot point. I’m very disappointed with their design choice with the base. It’s supposed to look like the inside of the ship of course, but I would have much prefered something from Earth. Considering all the cool potential with the vast junk yard Wall-E spent most of his life in, this plain white base is quite a let down. Had they gone with an Earth design, we could have also gotten the cricket hiding in there!

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    The design of Wall-E himself is much better. They’ve gone with his pensive appearance, with his hands clasped in front and a wide expectant look in his eyes. It reminds me of when he was hoping to hold Eve’s hand, or early on when he was watching My Fair Lady, as is surely GG’s intention. The pose fits the character, reminds me of perhaps the best part of the film, and is dynamic enough to give him some visual pop.

    Value – **
    At a retail of $125, you’re paying a pretty hefty price for a 6″ statue. Because Wall-E is about as wide as he is tall, he is bigger than the usual 6″ statue, but breaking that $100 mark is still quite a stretch. The production run is so low, however, that it’s going to be tough to impossible to find a real deal.

    Things to Watch out For –
    The metal post that holds the head in place can easily damage the resin body, so take care inserting it or removing it. It’s a tight fit too, so you might want to turn it slightly as you work it in or out. But be careful!

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    Overall – ***1/2
    The price point is high at some places, but if you’d ordered back before he shipped, you could find stores selling him for $100. Unfortunately, demand was greater than supply this time around, and finding one now is going to take some patience and dedication. In fact, the Remy maquette from Ratatouille is selling out fast as well, while the Linguine and Eve seem easy enough to get. Gentle Giant could easily have a winner on their hands here, as collectors who love the Pixar movies have had very few high end choices. If they can produce a Sully, Mike, Buzz, and Woody this nicely, they’d all move extremely well.

    Where to Buy –
    Options are a bit limited already, as these are selling quite well:

    Urban Collector is sold out of Wall-E, but they still have Eve for $100.

    Things From Another World is also sold out of Wall-E, but likewise have Eve still available for $100.

    Entertainment Earth is also out of Wall-E (are you seeing a pattern here?) but have Eve for $113.

    – The UK collectors can pick up Eve (no Wall-E) for 80 GBP at Forbidden Planet.

    – and there’s always ebay.

    Related Links –
    Wall-E has actually had a fair share of product produced so far:

    – there’s the nifty iDance and Interactive Wall-E’s, as well as the U-Command Wall-E.

    – in the action figure area, there’s the smaller figures, as well as the larger deluxe figures.

  • TV Or Not TV: 8/24 – 8/30

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    Welcome to another edition of TV or Not TV where I hope that these crappy reality TV shows are finally coming to an end.

    VH-1 has been pushing out the world’s cattiest and crappiest reality shows for a while now. It all started with Flavor of Love and I’m hoping we’ll finally find an end to it all with Megan Wants a Millionaire and I Love Money 3. Even though I mention these shows you will never actually see them because they have been canceled before they have ever aired. The horrible reason for this is because a contestant on these two shows by the name of Ryan Jenkins was a person of interest in the murder of Jasmine Fiore in Orange County, California.

    There’s already a ton of spin being put out by VH-1 as they have removed all mention of these shows from their sites and press information. VH-1 has also been quick to point out that the show Megan Wants a Millionaire was licensed to them by production company 51 Minds and 51 Minds in turn has said that they will take all necessary steps to make sure this type of “lapse” doesn’t happen again. I’m glad that they can call something like the booking of a sociopath on one of their shows was just a “lapse.” I’d hate to see what they consider an outright screw up.

    I’m not really here to talk about this terrible occurrence or how this type of programming is leading to desperation in finding people to book for it, what I really want to talk about is how the public’s fascination with this type of programming is lowering the availability of quality television out there. Networks are willing to put money into reality programming because the cost of the production of the show is lower than that of scripted television and if they happen upon the next American Idol or Biggest Loser than they will have the best of both worlds with cheap shows and amazing ad revenue.

    This type of cost of production vs. ratings and ad revenue has lead NBC to turn its back on the scripted shows and take the most padded gamble in with the new Jay Leno Show that will be making its premiere this fall. I say padded because, as I said before, the cost of the Leno show is so much lower than the programming that formerly occupied these 10 PM slots that even at a 1 share Leno possibly could be more profitable than the cost of the gamble of a new scripted show. They can try to blame the DVR all they want for the decline in viewing

    I can’t plead not-guilty in the reality programming audience since I’ve made it very clear how much I enjoy both The Biggest Loser and Big Brother. There is a major difference between these shows and Rock of Love however. I’d really prefer to see  a few quality reality shows than the horrific meat-grinder approach that VH-1 and other networks have been taking.

    Now that I’d had my little rant let’s look at what’s happening this week on TV.

    MONDAY

    PBS KIDS SPROUT – 6:00 AM ET: Pre-schoolers can now enjoy The Wiggles every morning with the brand new Wiggly Waffle Show. Man, how much money do these Wiggles guys make?

    NBC – 8:00 PM: It’s the end of the road for The Great American Road Trip.

    ABC – 9:00 PM: Dating in the Dark is turning the lights on like the end of an ugly night at a nightclub with tonight’s season finale.

    TUESDAY

    BET – 8:00 PM: I’m just wondering, has anyone that reads this column actually seen the Jessica Alba movie Honey?

    CBS – 9:00 PM: The final six contestants in the Big Brother house play for the Power of Veto and we see them plot and squabble so much it becomes clear that isolation leads to pure paranoia.

    SyFy – 9:00 PM: Myka gets trapped in the mirror of Lewis Caroll on Warehouse 13. I only mention it because I’ve had nightmares about this kind of thing.

    WEDNESDAY

    ABC – 9:00 PM: Remember how I started talking about reality shows that might be pandering to the lowest common denominator? Imagine contestants driving in extreme obstacles courses (and crashing on purpose) just to try to win $50,000. Ladies and gentleman, I give you Crash Course.

    HIST – 9:00 PM: Researches go searching for the real Moby Dick on MonsterQuest and I can’t stop giggling because I just found out he was a sperm whale. After all these years I’m still 13 at heart.

    THURSDAY

    USA – 10:00 PM: I’ve really been enjoying Royal Pains and I’m kinda bummed that tonight is the season finale. Let’s just hope it’s return in the summer of 2010 won’t make audiences forget about it.

    SHO – 10:00 PM: The Vatican and the Pope are the topics of discussion on the season finale of Penn & Teller: Bull$hit! Let’s see if there’s a report of either of them being struck by morning overnight.

    FRIDAY

    DISNEY – 8:00 PM: Finally, all those unanswered questions from the 30 minute restriction of The Wizards of Waverly Place can be addressed in their TV movie.

    SYFY – 9:00 PM: Allison finally has her baby on Eureka and I’m sure that some wacky science thing goes wrong at the same time. Hopefully she doesn’t give birth to that Demon Seed robot shelled baby.

    SATURDAY

    BBC AMERICA – 9:00 PM: The story of the ghost, the vampire and the werewolf sharing an apartment comes to it’s first season conclusion tonight on Being Human. Hopefully it doesn’t end with the Mystery Machine pulling up and them all being exposed by those meddling kids.

    ABC – 10:00 PM: The Alphabet Network rolls out the pre-Emmy special from last year with a re-airing of Jimmy Kimmel’s Big Night of Stars.

    SUNDAY

    HBO – 10:00 PM: It’s the next to last episode of True Blood, so really is there anything else to pay attention to tonight on TV? Really, you want more? OK…

    COMEDY – 9:00 PM: The last of the direct to DVD Futurama movies, Into the Wild Green Yonder, is now made available at no cost for your viewing enjoyment.

    ABC FAMILY – 8:00 PM: Have you ever noticed how many times a month this channel airs Ella Enchanted? Seriously, I see it every week trying to write this column.

    Will Wilkins wuz here.

  • Trailer Park: AVATAR Trailer – Reviewed

    By Christopher Stipp

    The Archives, Right Here

    I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    And now, you can follow me on TWITTER under the name: Stipp

    Item #1 – ICE CREAM!!!

    I’m acutely sensitive to those who ask for what little help I can provide.

    I’ve never purported to actually have any ability to sway people to do things, Lord knows that losing 50k in that McDonald’s contest that was based on votes didn’t work out real well for me, but I am always eager to do what I can for those who have taken a chance on me.

    Dennis Widmyer is such a guy and he deserves your vote.

    The short of it is that you need to go here to watch his short film “ICE CREAM!!!” and vote for it. The long of it is below, straight from Dennis, a guy who has created a really solid short that is at the same time twisted, gory and all sorts of funny. I’ll allow him to explain what is so important about you pushing a few buttons. And, remember, for the love of God, vote on the FilmmakingFrenzy site. It’s the only way this will work. More from Dennis:

    I have a short film I directed for Fantastic Fest 09. I’m sure you’ve heard of Fantastic Fest. It was co-created by Harry at Aint It Cool News, and in only its third year, it’s already become the largest genre film fest in the country. Anyway, something cool that FF does is they have this contest called Filmmaking Frenzy whereby they accept entries from filmmakers for ‘bumpers’. Bumpers are like short, 30-45 sec commercials that play before a film at a fest. The rules of the contest state that you need:

    – A kid (below age of 18)
    – A monster
    – 30-45 secs
    – End off in the word “Fantastic”

    Anyway, my bumper is called “ICE CREAM!!!” and you can watch it here:

    http://www.filmmakingfrenzy.com/ViewFilm.aspx?FilmId=554

    It’s actually doing very well right now and we’ve gained a lot of momentum. I think we might actually have a shot of winning this thing. So please offer me whatever vote you think the film deserves. You have to register for the site to vote. The whole process takes about 2 mins. Some people have complained that the process of voting is a little confusing, so I typed up some quick instructions on it that you can view HERE.

    The link people need is: http://www.filmmakingfrenzy.com/ViewFilm.aspx?FilmId=554

    Now, go out there and vote.

    Item #2 – “Ari Gold’s Office…”

    aop_webAri Gold, the man who created the very funny ADVENTURES OF POWER, passed along an e-mail message to let me know that the site for POWER is finally in full swing and, I have to say, it’s really robust and has a lot of information about his film which will finally be hitting theaters this fall.

    Check out the film I thought was one of the best crafted comedies I’ve seen this year:
    HERE

    For those needing an explanation of the film, here it is:


    When hard times hit his small mining town, Power doesn’t wish for riches; he only wishes he’d learned to play drums. But his father could never afford to buy him a drum set, so Power has embraced the next best thing: air drumming. Tired of the constant ridicule, with nothing but a few dollars, some breakfast cereal, and the support of his Aunt Joanie, Power sets off across the country to the “paradise” of Newark, where an underground air drumming crew has invited him to join their team. But as the big air drumming competition looms, so does a rival-multi-millionaire drummer Dallas H., who thinks air drumming is an abomination and seeks to destroy Power and his crew.

    More than just a rock’n’roll comedy, ADVENTURES OF POWER is an epic fable about the American Dream-about making something out of nothing, and trusting in your own heartbeat as a way of changing the world. With a phenomenal soundtrack featuring original songs alongside hits by Rush, Phil Collins, the Dazz Band, and more, ADVENTURES OF POWER will have you drumming in your seat and cheering on your feet.

    Starring Ari Gold, Michael McKean, Jane Lynch, Adrian Grenier, Shoshannah Stern, and Steven Williams and also featuring Jimmy Jean-Louis, Chiu Chi Ling, Annie Golden and Nick Kroll, the film premiered to widespread acclaim at the 2008 Sundance Film Festival. With classic songs by Rush, Judas Priest, Phil Collins, Dazz Band, Loverboy, Bow Wow Wow, Woodie Guthrie and original songs by Ethan Gold, Adventures of Power will be released theatrically in fall 2009 by Variance Films.

    “Adventures of Power” was produced 100% independently, and shot from sea to shining sea-from the forgotten industrial towns of the West to the ghetto cities of the East. It is being released 100% independently as well, with the help of volunteers and fans from all over the country who believe in the power of the human heartbeat to change the world.

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    untitled2I’ve got some DVDs to give away. Want some?

    LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT came out earlier this year and it did well. As a low budget movie it made it a little scratch and, in the critics’ eyes, it was acceptable cinematic fare.

    If you’d like to add this DVD to your collection, send me a note at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and I’ll enter you in a contest to win a copy of this puppy.

    For those who want to know what it’s all about here is a synopsis:

    Renowned horror director Wes Craven returns to the scene of the most notorious thrillers of all time in this darkly disturbing reimagining of The Last House on the Left. After kidnapping and ruthlessly assaulting two teen girls, a sadistic killer and his gang unknowingly find shelter from a storm at the home of one of the victim’s parents– two ordinary people who will go to increasingly gruesome extremes to get revenge. Loaded with shocking twists guaranteed to leave you on edge, it’s the ominous film critics call, “One of the best horror remakes ever made” (Scott Weinberg, Fearnet.com).

    AVATAR (2009)

    avatar_posterDirector: James Cameron
    Cast: Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver, Michelle Rodriguez
    Release:
    December 18th, 2009
    Synopsis: In the future, Jake, a paraplegic war veteran, is brought to another planet, Pandora, which is inhabited by the Na’vi, a humanoid race with their own language and culture. Those from Earth find themselves at odds with each other and the local culture.

    View Trailer:
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    Prognosis: Positive. Is there any lack of snarky, nitpicky comments on a movie no one has seen? Welcome to the Interwebs because, no, there are more than a few haymakers to go around.

    Before seeing this teaser I’ll be honest in that nothing has really ignited that geek desire to see anything more than the various publicity shots of James Cameron in various states of guidance as he talks to the film’s stars.

    Cameron’s legendary control of what people know and when they’ll know it about his films almost make him the Steve Jobs of the motion picture world; he’ll give you what you want when the fever pitch is at its greatest. I would agree with that assessment if his latest eking of information, photos, et al., about the movie actually tantalized. Instead, all we know is that this movie deals with a cripple and a bunch of blue leopards that look like taller, slender Keebler Elves that were rejected from the stage production of Cats. The footage shown at Comic-Con did not incite a wholesale riot of fan boys looking to jizz all over the promise this film was making. That honor went to IRON MAN 2.

    So, what to do when the tepid response, proportionately speaking, leaves people wanting more about the tin man than they do your Sesame Street blue man group? You get yourself a 2 minute teaser trailer out there, that’s what.

    The opening sequence, to be honest, really does get me into a mind space where I would’ve liked to have been months ago. The way Cameron captures the silence and majesty of space on a grand scale simply cannot be matched, the way we are ensconced in this planet’s ecosystem is genuinely thrilling as the music is perfectly matched to the sense of awe and wonder at an alien terrain where you can walk out freely but need an scuba like system in order to breathe. It feels open and beautiful.

    And then I see the worker mechs from ALIENS. And from the crappy MATRIX sequel. I’m left trying to figure out if this a hybrid from ALIENS or if we’re to believe this is its own universe but, if that’s the case, what’s with the cribbed worker mech? Having this argument with myself is taking me out of this grand universe and that’s not what you want for a film that needs to build its own sense of self.

    Weird guy with an obnoxious scar across his face (seriously, can we just do away with the overt make-up that will obviously play an important part to someone’s twisted backstory? “Well, yar, I’ll tell ye how I got this scar…”), Worthington rolls by some tanning beds and then, well, we get Delgo. Seriously, I dare anyone with half an idea of what I’m talking about to refute the notion these aliens look like that wretched kids film. If this was an issue of copyright I am pretty sure I could make a mint for Freddie Prinze Jr. in open court. It’s a little nutty and, at almost the half way point, I’m just screaming inside my own head. We’ve got lots of things going on and none of those things have to do with this movie’s awesomeness.

    We get the clue that the cripple’s consciousness (and let’s be clear that this movie is obviously making an issue of Worthington’s handicap and I would never call a cripple a cripple. Worthington is, on purpose, a cripple to forward the plot. It’s a device. Like John Locke. He’s a cripple. He can walk in Lost. Same theory applies. I wouldn’t put it past Cameron to have thought that was an awesome idea to have a cripple walk and then meditate on the idea of mobility, the fragility of life and, thus, Sam Worthington the cripple who soon won’t be) is fed into this cartoon character (and let’s be honest, we all can tell it’s a cartoon character. It’s certainly no DISTRICT 9 effect work.) and we’re off into a fake jungle with fake plants and fake animals with chicks who like to get grungy just like in the second crappy MATRIX film.

    But I will give praise to the amalgam of cartoon fantasy and live action that seems really action-y. You’ve got machine guns and planes that mean some terrible business and dudes hanging out of planes that are firing all sorts of armament. You’ve got alien people yelling out, with their tiger teeth laid bare, and all hell’s breaking loose. It’s like the Savage Land come to life!

    There is so much happening and not much context that the issue I have with this trailer is that it is devoid of some logical sense. I think you could put together the entire film (I’m pretty damn sure Worthington is going to have some alien sex with some alien chick with deadlocks) just by looking at what’s happening and I am pretty sure we’re going to see Worthington have some kind of crisis of conscience as his alien self becomes at odds with the big bad military force. It all sounds hokey to me but the scenery looks pretty nifty and the action sequences look to be rather engaging once we see how this all plays in 3D.

    I’m in for sure but, come on, there are some things I really hope aren’t as hokey as what we see in this teaser.

  • Opinion In A Haystack: This Generation’s Robocop

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    22 YEARS LATER, THIS GENERATION GETS THEIR ROBOCOP!!!

    In 1987 there was this movie with a silly name, odd premise, a main character that looked like something out of Metropolis, and a non-A-list-celebrity in the lead role. The movie opened in theaters and subsequently kicked down the front door of Hollywood, gave it an uppercut to the jaw, and started pissing in its coffee pot. This film was Robocop.

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    Two decades later Hollywood had lost its way again, it forgot its lesson. Luckily, on August 14th 2009 director Neill Blomkamp decided to crawl into the bedroom window, while Hollywood was sleeping, and knock up its daughter. He did it with a film called District 9. It was exactly what we needed.

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    No big-name actors to weigh down the budget, no lame attempts at adapting already existing properties, no non-sense, no entanglements… District 9, much like Robocop, is just hardcore, passionate film making from a new voice. A voice not to dissimilar from a young Paul Verhoeven.

    Now, first off, if you are looking for a straightforward review of the film may I direct your attention over to the talented writings of QuickStop’s own Christopher Stipp. Second, I am in no way saying that District 9 is a “rip off” of Robocop. While there are tonal, character, comedic and satirical similarities between the two films, my point is not to insult District 9 for rehashing, stealing, or ripping off of another movie. Let me repeat that: I’M NOT SAYING THEY ARE THE SAME MOVIE; I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT PLAGIARISM; THE PICTURES ARE NOT MEANT TO POINT OUT THEFT. However I could probably say that 50 times and still some body will come on here, look at the pictures without reading anything and call me an idiot. The internet is a beautiful thing. Still, my point is one of praise. This film is not only an artistic success, but a financial one as well, much like Robocop, it will leave Studio Execs scratching their craniums wondering how and why this film worked.

    Both of these movies, above all things, are social commentary. They are bloody, gritty, dirty, futuristic satires. District 9 is obviously about apartheid, political corruption and corporate greed, where as Robocop is about fascism, political corruption and corporate greed. And for people that have a hard time thinking outside the box, and tying their shoes, I suppose they are about aliens and robots as well. They are good companion pieces in that they use these rather deep socio-political frameworks to ask questions, not answer them, and to ultimately facilitate the action, special effects, gore, and humor.

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    The tonal similarities they share are pretty significant, to the point of being complimentary. You have two cities in dire straights, Johannesburg and Detroit. A corporation offers to swoop in, get involved politically, and take care of the problems at hand. District 9‘s MNU (Multi-National United) is painfully similar to Robocop‘s corrupt behemoth of industry called OCP (Omni Consumer Products). This is not theft; this similarity is simply a by-product of the fact that a giant, evil corporation with a cold-industrial moniker is the only way to skin that particular satiric-cat. When films like this are done properly, they are bound to share elements. I know I sound defensive against my own assertion that these movies are similar but, sue me, I like to argue with myself.

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    Wikus, District 9‘s “hero” is not unlike Officer Alex Murphy. The two men both start out the respective films as part of the machine that is trying to fix the problem. In the process of such, they both get injured, disfigured, loose their humanity, their ties with their family, are betrayed by their corporate superiors and are forced to use their new found situation to fight for what they see as right, all under the back drop of a much larger dystopian future. Wikus’ situation isn’t as finite as Murphy’s (as Murphy never had the option of going back to what he was, he died,) nor is Wikus a purely “good” soul as Murphy is, yet the similarities of their loss are apparent. Both futures, I might add, are very dank, dirty and covered in decade old grime. They both sport monuments of former glory, statues that depict utopia are engulfed in excrement and failure. Johannesburg is shown to be over run by a slum motif, covered in 20 years of stagnation, much like Detroit in Robocop; it is a city that looks like it has been without maintenance for several years.

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    District 9 starts out in a documentary style, which, I would argue is the equivalent of Robocop‘s several commercials and news programs. In the 80’s that is simply the way they decided to break the fourth wall, today audiences are more open to characters just talking to the camera. This device in both films, leads to, or creates most of the humor. The humor being very important, cause if you’re not laughing from time to time, you will forget what the filmmakers want you to remember… this is entertainment, it should be fun. However, it’s not mindless fun, there is depth, and sometimes it’s damn funny.

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    Neither film bothers to deal with the grandeur of the devices at hand. Robocop‘s narrative isn’t about the technical developments of robotic technology; District 9 isn’t about the complex nature of the alien’s world, society, and knowledge. In fact, District 9 shows audiences something very new to this decade, aliens that aren’t all that remarkable. They are about as smart and physically vulnerable as us, they just happen to have lived long enough to develope space travel and superior munitions technology… other then that, they are just humans that look different. A fresh, gut-punch approach to such sci-fi material is what made Robocop so biting in the 80’s. Same goes for District 9.

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    If you look at a lot of the criticism of District 9, you will see a pattern. My opinion is not fact, nor is anyone’s, but it seems to me that those that have put the movie in a negative light are not seeing the movie for what it is, they are simply seeing the premise. The premise sounds stupid, much like Robocop (which also has the added opposition of have a name that sounds ridiculous.) However, there is still people to this day that don’t “get” or “understand” the love for Paul Verhoeven’s sci-fi-horror-action classic… they are so dense that all they see is a stupid violent movie about a robot cop. The same goes for District 9, which is confusing, since even critics that are fully aware of the African Apartheid plot device still seem as though they aren’t in on the “joke.”

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    If everything I just said about the comparison between the two films seems like just a meandering mess… then at I’ll give you a good, clean, surface comparison. District 9 had its own ED-209:

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    That proves nothing, and goes against the angle of approach I was taking, but why fight it, let the internet have its fun.

    The biggest similarity that the films share is in what they represent for mainstream entertainment at the time of their release. These are real films, not adaptations, written and directed solely for the screen and the screen alone. Big-budget science fiction films, with substance, made with passion instead of a goal (i.e. “We want a movie based on this toy line… do it, do it right, and do it so everybody can understand it!”) They are huge, filled with counter-culture ideas, abnormal themes, for a select audience, and most of all heavy with questions. That is what you get when studios get behind things other then the bottom line. So thank you to Neill Blomkamp, Paul Verhoeven, and even Peter Jackson for “mavericking” the hell out of cinema. Let’s hope that Hollywood doesn’t try to emulate-rape the premise… the last thing we need is the Robocop 3 version of District 9, I wouldn’t buy that for a dollar.

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    SORORITY ROW

    Really? So did we just have a script lying around from the lame horror trend of the 90’s that a studio thought they might as well sink a couple millions into it just for laughs? This movie is 10 years past its prime. The sub-genre ignited by Scream and killed by every subsequent Scream rip-off, then chopped up by no less then 76 Scary Movie spoofs is coming to a theater near you!!! Isn’t it too early to do throwback to bad movies of last decade? Well at least Carrie Fisher is in it.

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  • TV Or Not TV: 8/17 – 8/23

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    Welcome to TV or Not TV where I’ve been on vacation.

    Yes, even I from time to time will escape from the weekly grind and take time off. During these types of hiatus there isn’t much time for enjoying television. If anyone reading this has children then you know that any of the television that you might walk in far away places will be of the Cartoon Network variety more than anything else. As such I can say that there isn’t exactly a lot for me to expound upon in this week’s forward.

    One thing I can talk about, however, is what I like to refer to as my background noise. When I’m sitting here in my office my favorite thing to do is have something that I’ve already watched and I’m familiar with to have on in the background to help give me a benchmark for the passage of time. A few weeks ago I picked up the Roku box that allows you, through a broadband Internet connection, to watch Netflix or Amazon instant viewing items to be played directly to your television. This has allowed my daughter to enjoy things I’ve never bought on video like Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Milo & Otis, Free Willy and many others (including an endurance run of Sponge Bob Square Pants). Without it you just need your web browser and in my office I decided to use this feature. I mistakenly thought that I could have LOST playing in the background and found that I was absolutely glued to the television and not getting any work done. Keeping the events of the most recent season in mind really opens one’s mind up in many different ways in watching the first season again. If you have something to do having LOST in the background won’t suit you for productivity.

    That’s all I’ve got for right now, so let’s turn our focus instead to what we have available to watch in the week to come.

    MONDAY

    DISCOVERY – 8:00 PM: If you haven’t seen the post-apocalyptic survival simulation called  The Colony than you have a chance to watch the first four episodes back-to-back tonight. This is the kind of reality television that doesn’t make me feel guilty watching it.

    E! – 8:30 PM: In Reality Hell the unsuspecting mark goes on a reality show where everyone else are actors and they are subjected to absurd challenges each week as a new reality show type is skewered. Yeah, I know, sounds a lot liked Punk’d and every other piece of Candid Camera rip-off out there. Might be worth a chuckle or two however.

    ABC – 10:00 PM: I’m sorry I just can’t stop talking about Castle. It’s like candy that I just can’t get enough of.

    TUESDAY

    SLUETH – 4:00 PM: Lazy afternoon? How about 8 hours of Monk? If I were home I’d be in for sure.

    TBS – 8:00 PM: How bad are the viewing choices when I’m willing to suggest watching two hours of Family Guy repeats? Some questions just answer themselves, don’t they?

    CBS – 9:00 PM: If you like drama and haven’t watched Big Brother 11 than I would really encourage you to watch the completely mental group of people that are locked in this house. At press time I don’t know if the show Sunday night actually mentioned a house guest that’s been kicked out, so maybe today you’ll see a person implode.

    TLC – 10:00 PM: I don’t know if it speaks well or not of Masters of Reception that the first thing that you hear about it that it’s produced by Kelly Rippa and husband Mark Consuelos, but anything following around wedding planners has to be entertaining.

    WEDNESDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: Just like a bad cold coming back FOX is bringing us Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage.  I needed something to write about or I wouldn’t have even mentioned this. Please, don’t watch. Let’s make her finally go away.

    ABC – 8:00 PM: I’ve got two words to tell get you interested in watching Who Wants to Be a Millionaire: SNOOP DOG! REGIS: Is that your final answer Snoop? SNOOP: Fo’ shizzle Reeg. Oh yeah, I’m watching it.

    BRAVO – 9:00 PM: Sin City helps spice things up with the new season of Top Chef: Las Vegas.

    THURSDAY

    DISCOVERY – 8:00 PM: How have I missed American Loggers this long?

    BRAVO – 10:00 PM: The network may be different but Project Runway will still provide all the stitch-in-time drama you’ve all grown to love.

    FRIDAY

    DISCOVERY – 7:00 PM: Can you survive four hours of Survivorman? First bit of advice, pee on your t-shirt and wrap it around your head to stay cool. Wait, only do that if you are in the desert.

    TLC – 10:00 PM: Just when you thought there was a reality show about everything we now get to see behind the scenes of the horse racing industry with Jockeys, or as I like to think of it Little People, Big Horses.

    SATURDAY

    ABC – 8:30 PM: The visual effects are amazing and if you’ve never seen it War of the Worlds will have you sitting on the edge of your seat. Why not watch it for free?

    DISCOVERY – 9:00 PM: Tonight Extreme Bodies goes to extreme opposites with one hour being about the people with conditions making them giants and the next hour being those with dwarfism.

    SUNDAY

    NBC – 7:00 PM: If you’ve been watching (ratings say odds are you weren’t) Merlin than you will want to watch the season finale tonight.

    DISCOVERY – 7:00 PM: Four hours of Planet Earth is like candy for the eyes and food for the mind.

    HIST – 9:00 PM: Nothing says fun like driving 300 miles without brakes on the season finale of Ice Road Truckers.

    ABC – 10:00 PM: The crew hits the turn-back threshold and has to come to grips with it on Defying Gravity.

  • Trailer Park: DISTRICT 9 and THE GOODS: LIVE HARD. SELL HARD.

    By Christopher Stipp

    The Archives, Right Here

    I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    And now, you can follow me on TWITTER under the name: Stipp

    Item #1

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    Geek Monthly.

    The magazine graciously let me write another piece for their publication and I couldn’t be more thankful. This entry, off my last one which chronicled the hosts of Attack of the Show, explored the events of the documentarians who made the film Don’t You Forget About Me.

    Chronicling the films of John Hughes (rest-in-peace) and using a series of interviews with the players who helped bring the stories to life, the article in Geek Monthly delves into where John Went, what made his movies so enduring and why, oddly enough, his films were savaged in the press by critics when they came out.

    The article really delves into the process of just making a documentary, much less one about John Hughes, and what you find out along the way to making a finished film. There are some surprises with who didn’t want to participate in the making of this movie but there is more than enough insight into John’s processes and picks of who would eventually become Long Duk Dong, Jake Ryan and The Princess from THE BREAKFAST CLUB.

    If you happen to see the magazine at your local bookstore, grocery store, newsstand, wherever finer publications are sold, please pick up a copy.

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    picture1Once again we’ve got passes to see a sneak preview of a film that’s about to drop soon. This time it’s for the new Ang Lee film, TAKING WOODSTOCK.

    The screening will take place here in Arizona, Tempe to be exact, at the Tempe Marketplace on Thursday, August 27th. For those interested please shoot me a note at Christopher_Stipp@Yahoo.com and I’ll get you hooked up.

    For those who want to know about the film here is a synopsis:

    Academy Award-winning director Ang Lee tells the story of the Greenwich Village interior designer who inadvertently helped to spark a cultural revolution by offering the organizers of the Woodstock Music and Arts Festival boarding at his family’s Catskills motel. The year is 1969. Change is brewing in America, and the energy in Greenwich Village is palpable. Elliot Tiber (Demetri Martin) is working as an interior designer when he discovers that a high-profile concert has recently lost its permit from the nearby town of Wallkill, NY. Emboldened by the burgeoning gay rights movement yet still tied to tradition in the form of the family business — a Catskills motel called the El Monaco — Tiber phones producer Michael Lang (Jonathan Groff) at Woodstock Ventures and offers boarding to the harried concert crew. Later, as the Woodstock Ventures staff begans arriving in droves, half a million concertgoers make their way to Max Yasgur’s (Eugene Levy) adjacent farm in White Lake, NJ, to witness the counterculture celebration that would ultimately make history as one of the greatest events in the annals of rock & roll. Imelda Staunton, Emile Hirsch, Liev Schreiber, and Paul Dano co-star.

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    About a year and a half ago I interviewed Dicky Barrett of The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Since then and from hearing Adam Carolla’s podcasts and seeing his movie THE HAMMER where he uses their signature hit “Rascal King” as a musical cue for both I was on a feeding frenzy for some live material. This band is simply on point when they perform live and I have to thank Scott, a much bigger fan of the band and of The Dropkick Murphys than I could be. He has royally hooked me up with some live concerts and I let him know I would plug his YouTube channel for his good deed of the day. So, if you’re into Dropkick Murphys or Mighty Mighty Bosstones please patronize his channel located here: youtube.com/LambruscoKid Huzzah, kind sir.

    DISTRICT 9 – REVIEW

    district9_poster-689x1024I remember my first time learning what satire was in college.

    For a long time I was under the deluded impression that satire had to be funny, comedic or somehow gut-busting but I read “Dante’s Inferno” by Dante Alighieri and was schooled in the art of veiling the real world in a thin cloak of fiction. DISTRICT 9 isn’t as veiled but, to its credit, the bludgeoning of its message of apartheid from director Neill Blomkamp is one that is a first in some way for this science fiction tale of aliens who have come to earth and have, to some, overstayed their welcome.

    The film’s use of pseudo documentary storytelling, using the absolutely charming newcomer Shartlo Copley as the movie’s emotional core, is certainly not new but what immediately becomes clear is that every penny of the film’s purported $30 million dollar price tag ended up on the screen. The fantastical physical centerpiece of the circular mothership of the aliens who inhabit the Johannesburg slum where they have been marginalized and physically contained is massively impressive. There is an attention to detail to presenting this story visually to us that many other science fiction films would rather gloss over. Neill intersperses interview footage of residents who live among the prawns, a derogatory term cleverly ascribed to the aliens, and that use alone brings a heft to the story that helps to elevate the film’s well-crafted world.

    As for the aliens themselves, it has to be noted, they are deserving of every technical accolade one could hoist onto their digitally created shoulders. Blomkamp not only developed a species with their own ways of walking, talking and moving but he did so without you ever questioning for a moment that what you were seeing was not there. Blomkamp takes their development beyond just being used in darkened corridors or in the recesses of a post-apocalyptic environment (read here: every ALIENS movie) , he uses them out in the open, out under the sun. It is his use of light that makes these aliens seem more real than any other alien we’ve had up on screen since MEN IN BLACK. By integrating these creatures in the atmosphere and landscape that we ourselves move in that creates the kind of believability that sets this movie into motion.

    Another element that adds another layer to a film that feels more verite than it does a science fiction film is having an organization like MNU. Standing for Multi-National United, the force tasked with the mission of policing the aliens who have been interred, for lack of a better verb, in these shanty towns where the aliens have learned how to exist just as any marginalized member of society would if group and herded together like refugees seems all too real in their execution of getting this settlement moved elsewhere. Led by Copley, as the bumbling and buffoonish man-in-charge named Wikus, the group goes out heavily armored, heavily armed and ready to displace body parts if needed. There is a tension there and in anyone else’s hands this is where a film could bog itself down using common tropes or hackneyed plots having to do with an alien’s otherness, rather, here things are just accepted as normal but different; this is the power of Blomkamp’s mining from his past in this culture. DISTRICT 9 also elevates itself by incorporating actual interview footage with the residents of Johannesburg, describing what these aliens are doing to their city and want to see this scourge of cat food eating miscreants gone from their city. Wikus acts as a buffer between both the aliens and the community that fears and despises them but he does so by being vulnerable. In the opening sequences he is shown as a man almost unable to put on his own microphone but, one element that cannot be overlooked, is his genteel manor.

    Wikus is a man who may not possess the kind of brute mentality that his other co-workers at MNU share but he has a level of sophistication and wide-eyed optimism that the process of things will work itself out and to believe in that process which help make him a man that we can believe. He doesn’t want to see anyone hurt in the process and as he starts serving eviction notices to the aliens in District 9, as preposterous as it is, we accept it because everyone is as well. The issue I take contention with, however, is that since Wikus is our emotional core and our touchstone as the man who crosses that line between man and alien there should have been more to latch onto as the film progresses. In pseudo documentaries that are good you get the quiet moments between the subject and the interviewer which help to enrich the action on the screen. In a film like THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT which used single person cameras to a great advantage you became invested in them when we had moments of meaningful 1:1 time. Meaningful 1:1 time. Some rube like Wikus looking dumb on camera does not help to anchor the film and, I would posit, hurts the emotional impact of what happens to the man. Everything that does occur to him after being exposed to some leaking gaseous material from an alien canister as the MNU look for contraband in a ramshackle tenement as they serve their eviction notices could have had a richer resonance if there was just more to know about this man.

    Instead, what happens is that Blomkamp takes all that he builds up in the 1st part of the film, giving you effects that seem flawlessly added to the scenes of the picture without ever drawing attention to itself, a masterstroke of directing, and pumps in the rest of the budget to give you a sensory thrill ride that squarely puts this film into science fiction territory. Blomkamp razzles and dazzles with weaponry, the likes of which have never been seen before, and visual delights that make you absolutely affirm that every penny of the budget they had ended up on that silver screen. The final and penultimate moment in this film, that almost seems like a fireworks display’s final moments, explode with the kind of action that make you feel great to be a geek. You will find yourself clapping and cheering as the plot unravels itself, the final moments providing a sad and reflective guide as to what it means to be human.

    Sure, there are some basic manipulative tricks that are employed throughout the film as Blomkamp tries to buy some favor and sympathy with the audience but it should be said that this movie is a delight and should be seen as the best way to end the fireworks of this summer movie season. Anything else that comes after it will seem like sparklers compared to this.

    THE GOODS: LIVE HARD, SELL HARD – REVIEW

    goods_live_hard_sell_hardThis movie deserves a place.

    It deserves a place right next to MISS MARCH, in fact. I usually try and avoid superlatives whenever possible as even when I think I’ve seen the greatest, best, most or fantastical thing “evar” I like to take a minute and step back, reevaluate. 9 times out of 10 I usually back off and just give something a real positive spin, something that is congratulatory and best expresses the delight I felt at seeing the film I appreciated enough to write about glowingly.

    THE GOODS is, perhaps, the 2nd worst film I’ve seen all year.

    I assume that if I was 13 years-old and wanted a movie chock full of awful, embarrassing humor that is executed with the surgical precision as a doctor monitoring Michael Jackson’s vital signs on the last night of his life this would be the film for me. However, since I really believed that a movie that boasts Jeremy Piven, Ving Rhames, David Koechner, Ed Helms, Tony Hale, Craig Robinson (who is also in MISS MARCH), Ken Jeong and Rob Riggle as a 10 year-old trapped in an old person’s body due to a “thyroid” condition I thought this movie would absolutely be a lock for one of the funniest films of the summer just judging by the level of talent. From THE HANGOVER to The Daily Show to KNOCKED UP you have some of the best comedic actors working today but seeing how insipid the comedic situations were that made the final cut you almost find yourself wondering who would think that this was a film that had potential.

    Some of the best comedies ever made had premises that, on paper, just sound like it could be a 4 minute Saturday Night skit. 3 guys wake up in a Las Vegas hotel room without any idea of what happened the night before sounds pretty basic but at least that film was able to harness the power of those in it and, as a result, THE HANGOVER is a film everyone is talking about this summer. It is my hope that no one talks about THE GOODS beyond this weekend.

    Describing the plot of this film would be just as infantile and lame as the script itself but, in a nutshell, Jeremy Piven plays a guy who can move a whole lot of cars in a very small time frame. He surrounds himself with his 3 other partners in crime, Koechner, Kathryn Hahn, Rhames, who all seem intent on tossing out bon mots, “Querque”  is referenced a lot and we aren’t let in on the big reveal of what “Querque” is supposed to mean until the final moments of this film as “Querque” seems to hold something grave and deep but “Querque” is only an excuse, it seems, to have these actors try and get a new catchphrase into the lexicon of those who scan these films for 1 liners they can share with their friends, co-workers or wear on a shirt they can pick up at Hot Topic.

    From an absolutely excruciating and forced romance between Piven and Jordana Spiro, the daughter of the dealer Piven is called in to help “move some metal” (Ooo! Another catch phrase! Collect them all and see what sticks!), that feels more forced and unbelievable than trusting in the fact that when all the salespeople beat the ever loving hell out of Ken Jeong, the fists and haymakers flying like a good gang up should look like, as the commercial gives away, Ken is simply able to go out and move some metal. (See how easy it is to incorporate these into your daily vocabulary?)

    The movie seems less interested in telling a funny story than it is trying to go for a laugh that is unearned and is certainly not deserved. Making Ed Helms a walking freak factory of arrested development, he’s trapped in the idea that he is going to make it in a 3 person boy band but sells high priced imports across town, is an awful decision as making him an overtly obnoxious and unwitting rube only lessens the effect of whatever you have in store for him and what’s in store just helps to a) make Ed look pathetic, sad and delusional and b) not smart for taking a role where his comedic talent for being subtle isn’t tapped. If you’re a director looking to garner the best from your actors wouldn’t it follow you cast people based on their talents? Ed is wasted as is Ken and everyone else in this movie. Ving has to say lines that I would be hard pressed to say didn’t make him cringe but I am sure the paycheck helped, regardless of the fact that he seemed equally ridiculous and pitiful as his counterparts.

    The writing should be the most important thing about a movie. Just because a premise sounds weird doesn’t mean there isn’t a goldmine of material to be mined by those who know what they’re looking for but this movie seems to have a blatant disregard for everyone trying to act in it as, separately and in other films, most everyone is capable of work I revisit regularly. It’s insulting not only to their reputations but to the audiences who are unfortunate enough to have to sit through this weak exercise in bad filmmaking.

    There is a moment at the end of this film after we find out whether Jeremy Piven is able to save an auto dealer from going under where, and I promise I won’t spoil this to the <2% of you still reading and still want to see this film that the UN should publicly condemn and consider off-limits under their torture protocols,  a famous actor makes a cameo and gives the camera a middle finger for reasons unknown. As I sat there looking at the big, extended middle digit I immediately thought that there isn’t a better punctuation mark out there today than that finger, pointed right back at that screen. This movie dishonors the laughs and genuine funniness of TALLADEGA NIGHTS and STEP BROTHERS.

    Enjoy THE GOODS. I hope it ends up holding a special place for you this year as well.

  • Toy Box: Hellboy Mez-itz

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    A few years back when small blocky figures were all the rage (think Mini-mates), Mezco Toyz had their own version called the Mez-itz. They did lots of licensed characters, as well as some in house versions like Pirates. I was a big fan, largely because they had sculpted heads, giving them more detail than the usual small block figure.

    These days, small block figures are no longer the ‘in’ thing. It’s all about the larger designer vinyl figures, usually in a 6 – 8″ size range and often done with the same basic body with paint details. This has been such a popular format that even Hasbro jumped on the bandwagon with their Mighty Muggs.

    Not to be outdone, Mezco has upped the scale of their Mez-itz, and switched to less sculpting, more paint, fitting right in with the current trend. They’re still called Mez-itz, but they are larger, smooth, and stylized in a designer vinyl way.

    They have a regular series based on Hellboy II hitting stores, but they did a special ‘comic’ version of Hellboy for SDCC this year. I’m looking at both tonight, but there is also an Abe Sapien that’s hitting stores that I won’t be discussing. They also have a Johann planned, as well as several more Hellboy variants.

    If you have any questions or comments, drop me a line at mwc@mwctoys.com, or hit my website at Michael’s Reveiw of the Week – Captain Toy.

    Hellboy Mez-itz – Hellboy II and comic Hellboy

    In the photo below, you’ll notice the regular release Hellboy, wearing the painted on coat, to the right, while the SDCC comic based version is to the left.

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    Packaging – movie version ***1/2; comic version ***
    Both boxes are relatively collector friendly, requiring you to ditch just a couple twisties. In the photo below, I have the SDCC version to the left again, and the regular movie version to the right. The big difference here is that the movie version is visible in the package, allowing you to see what you’re buying before you buy it – I’m a big fan of that feature.

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    Sculpting – ***1/2
    These all have the same basic sculpt, and in many ways they are very much like the aforementioned Mighty Muggs. This is particularly true from the neck down, where they have similarly shaped arms, legs, hands and torsos. It’s not an exact match, but it’s similar enough that you can put them on the shelf together and they’ll look quite good. These guys are just a hair over 6″ tall, which should make them fit in pretty well scale wise with the Muggs too.

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    The hands are sculpted with a wide gap to allow for the use of accessories. While Hellboy does have his two nubs on his forehead, these are not given any sculpted texture. The Mez-itz stand great on their own, and the basic body design will work for lots and lots of figures. Don’t believe me? Check out this cool display of custom figures they had at SDCC. The photos are about half way down the page, labeled “Mez-itz Art Show”.

    Paint – Movie Version ***1/2; Comic version ****
    Both of these figures have excellent paint jobs, with quality work all around. How much you like each one is not going to be an issue of quality, but rather aesthetics.

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    I personally like the comic version a bit better. They’ve done a nice job capturing the unique look of Mignola’s shading, although not quite as good as the older Batman: Black and White statue did.

    I’m just a hair less impressed with the movie version, and it’s due to the coat. Something about the way it wraps around the body and legs just looks off to me, and looks less like a coat and more like some sort of awkward pants. It’s always tricky to try to do multple layers with a single layer of paint, as it flattens out the appearance of the figure so much, but you may fine it slightly less odd looking than I.

    Articulation – ***
    One thing that figures done in this style are NOT known for is articulation. While Mez-itz do improve on the situation, they could still used a couple more points.

    They improve over many other figures by adding a ball jointed neck. This is THE most important joint to add to any basic configuration, since it gives you the ability to add so much more personality and realism to poses. Just check the last photo to see how much this can improve a basic stance.

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    You get the usual from the neck down – cut shoulders, cut hips. The Right Hand of Doom has a cut wrist, which is another nice add, but I really do wish that both wrists were cut, especially on the comic version. Without the cut wrists, he tends to hold the gun at an odd angle, and there’s really nothing you can do about it.

    Accessories – Comic Version ***; Regular Version Bupkis
    The regular version comes with nothing, but the comic version comes with his Samaritan. Much like the figures themselves, the Samaritan is fairly smooth, with most details painted on. It fits in his hand well enough, but as I mentioned in the earlier section, it tends to sit at an odd angle to his body.

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    Fun Factor – ***
    While these aren’t super articulated, they are actually quite a bit of fun, even for smaller kids. While the under 10 crowd is probably less acquianted with Hellboy than Star Wars, those that do know Big Red and his buddies will enjoy these.

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    Value – comic version **1/2; regular version ***
    The comic version will cost you more than the regular of course, largely because it was originally an SDCC exclusive. At $20, that’s a pretty average con exclusive price.

    The regular Hellboy (and Abe) are Toys R Us exclusives, where they will run $10 – $11, pretty much in line with the Muggs pricing. Considering how expensive designer vinyl figures can be, this is a very good deal.

    Things to Watch Out For –
    Not a thing!

    Overall – ***1/2
    With the only other reasonably priced figures in this style – Mighty Muggs – going away, Mezco might have a chance to expand these Mez-itz in a number of direction. I’m happy with the basic body, and I can envision plenty of potential, especially after seeing some of the cool customs that were at SDCC. They already have quite a few horror versions planned, including some classics like Dracula and Frankenstein, some newer characters like Freddy and Jason, and some in house stuff like zombies. I’ll be down for most of those, and I hope we see them branch these out into a few other licensed characters.

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    Scoring Recap –
    Packaging – movie version ***1/2; comic version ***
    Sculpting – ***1/2
    Paint – Movie Version ***1/2; Comic version ****
    Articulation – ***
    Accessories – Comic Version ***; Regular Version Bupkis
    Fun Factor – ***
    Value – comic version **1/2; regular version ***
    Overall – ***1/2

    Where to Buy –
    You have a number of options, even for the SDCC exclusive:

    – Entertainment Earth has the SDCC exclusive for $20.

    Forbidden PLanet has the regular Hellboy (and Abe Sapien) for 11 GBP each.

    – or you can snag the exclusive right from Mezco themselves.

    Related Links –
    I’ve covered so much Hellboy stuff, I don’t even know where to begin. I suppose you could start with my last Hellboy collectible review, the 18″ Abe which is also from Mezco and is also a SDCC excclusive.

  • Trailer Park: Charlyne Yi and Nick Jasenovec of PAPER HEART

    By Christopher Stipp

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    Item #1

    john-hughes-01I would remiss if I didn’t mention the untimely passing of John Hughes.

    You will obviously seeing a lot of short articles about the ma’s impact on many of the thirty-somethings in Internet movie journalism and I would have to be included in that bunch.

    FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF was an anthem, really, to suburbanite kids like me who understood Hughes’ aesthetic on the adolescent desire to just take some time out for yourself. SIXTEEN CANDLES was a movie that I am thankful for seeing in the theater as a young kid. I knew it was a funny then and I know it’s a funny movie now. I even remember having my father taking my brother and I to see PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES. All three of these cinematic experiences were a delight and stood in stark contrast to the critical reception his films received at the hands of critics who would eat their words so many years after they realized what John Hughes was doing with his movies.

    I know it sounds like a plug, and if it was online to read to free I would share it here, but if you happen to see Geek Monthly’s August issue with Seth Green on the cover I delve in deeper to John’s movies as I chart the course of some documentary filmmakers who made their own film, DON’T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME, which uses new interviews with the film’s cast and creators to tell how they were inspired by John’s work.

    He may have been gone for decades but that hasn’t made his passing any less easy to those of us who could quote endlessly from his films. There’s a reason why we’re able to do that and it doesn’t have anything to do with their accessibility; he was a gifted writer and filmmaker who was able to distill the experiences of teenage life and, eventually, older age.

    He will be missed.

    Item #2

    rippedoffmadoffdvd-nsBernie Madoff.

    There is a moment on the DVD of Ripped Off: Madoff and the Scamming of America where Bernie is talking to a class full of business hopefuls how he feels about governmental regulation and, essentially, how he feels about finance in general. Not only is it hilarious but it’s a fascinating snapshot into the mind of a man who no doubt knew what he was doing at the time he was guiding the minds of those eager to plunder the riches found in high paying financial jobs. The man, who would get convicted of stealing billions upon billions of dollars, is the perfect model upon which this documentary is set against and thankfully so.

    The world of economics, especially to people like me who are allergic to the point needing an EpiPen when opening the Business section of my local newspaper, is one shrouded in highfalutin linguistics that purposely confuse rubes like me who have to surrender to the “expert” guidance of those who are entrusted with doing the right thing. Regulation couldn’t help those who Bernie Madoff swindled and honestly this documentary puts everything into a perspective that helps to show how even those who are already smarter than a lot of us got taken as well.

    Ripped Off should be one that everyone who wants to understand this economic crisis from an angle divested from the talking heads who want to blame one party or the other. I didn’t get robbed of any money and this program spoke to me in a language that even I could grasp. I’m not afraid to admit that I need my information served to me in ways that helped me understand credit issues in MAXED OUT or the obesity problem in SUPER SIZE ME.

    There is something delicious to Madoff being sentenced to 150 years in prison after you see the wide swath of destruction left in his paper trail. Ripped Off proves why 150 years isn’t punishment enough for this confidence man.

    PAPER HEART – Interview
    pageimage-350945-1551604-paper_heart_poster_virbThose looking for love won’t ever find it and those who don’t believe it exists never had a child who dotes on them. It’s a slippery thing, love, when you think about the way it finds some and the way it ignores others. Growing up, I was enchanted by films like ONE CRAZY SUMMER and BETTER OFF DEAD by director Savage Steve Holland or the suite of films from John Hughes where characters were placed into every embarrassing situation as it pertains to the courting rituals of the modern American teen. As you head into older age, it would follow, should “love” be as elusive as it was during the awkward years of prepubescence you would start developing the jagged edges of those burnt-out on bad relationships while developing an acute distaste for all things sweet and lovey-dovey.

    In steps Charlyne Yi and Nick Jasenovec.

    Their film, PAPER HEART, looks to take the stance that love needs some defining in an age where over 50% of marriages end in divorce and where hearts are broken at breakneck speed every minute of the day across this land of ours. The documentary blurs the lines of fiction and truth but with an emotion that is as bizarre and weirdly nebulous as love the structure of the film is wonderfully suited to best strip down this most basic of emotions.

    Charlyne Yi and Nick Jasenovec stopped in Phoenix to talk about their film and to discuss the construction of the best docu-fiction motion picture you’ll see all year.

    CHRISTOPHER STIPP: Looking at the film’s promotional poster and reading previous interviews where the idea of the movie crew being in the movie wasn’t always factored in…was it a conscious choice to blur the line between documentary and fiction?

    NICK JASENOVEC: Well we did know. We were shooting with two cameras and shooting spontaneously and shooting in that manner you knew that occasionally you were going to capture a crew on camera and people that weren’t necessarily part of the scene. So we knew that we would have it but we didn’t want to make them an integral part of the story line. We didn’t want to rely on that. We had scenes in the outline where the camera crew kind of gets in the way of things and sort of effects the relationship but we didn’t want it to be a main focus but then when we got to the editing room and saw the footage, it was the most clear conflict in the movie. Because we didn’t make a traditional film so there’s not a – Charlene cheats on Mike and Mike find out and they break up but then she comes back to him. So there was no sort of fake plot points, so it was really kind of an easy going film from start to finish so when we found conflict in the editing room we decided to jump on that and make that the focus.

    CS: How did you come up with the treatment?

    NICK JASENOVEC: It started with Charlene.

    CHARLYNE YI: Originally I wanted to make a traditional ““ I keep wanting to say “straight” documentary but that seems sexual.

    (Laughs)

    I wanted to make a traditional documentary about love inspired by people I’ve met in my life that opened up to me about their love stories. Most movies to have a sort of love relationship in the film and why not make one about real stories and there’s so much more meaning to them because they are real. So I came to Nick with that idea and Allison was kind of skeptical about love at the time and from there he said, “You should go on camera.” I didn’t know about that.

    paperheart2009sundanceportraitsessionholaw6bjga5lJASENOVEC: It made sense because she performs all around Los Angeles and is comfortable on stage and everything. She’s really funny and charming and she has a unique comedic voice so it just made sense. A lot of our favorite documentaries always feature the document writer on camera in the primary role and once I found out how she felt about love I thought the audience should really experience the journey through her eyes. Because she had these specific feelings and that’s what drives the film. So once we decided that we started working on the idea and came up with the sort of scripted story line to tie everything together and give the story some sort of arch for Charlene and just for story line.

    CS: Exactly…and that leads into the question about how it started with just a few pages. I read that an hour before shooting you would huddle together and started hammering things out. Did you notice an evolution of what was happening as each shoot ““ an hour before shooting ““ any trends? Or was it literally as random as it appears?

    JASENOVEC: It was. Sometimes we’d beat it out and start shooting and someone would say, it’s not working.

    YI: Yea, and then we’d have to have another meeting.

    (Laughs)

    JASENOVEC: But then other times you would have no idea and have to wing it and then it would turn out great.

    YI: And you find that through improvising it worked.

    JASENOVEC: The movie itself has to feel ““ both halves of the movie have to feel equal. The have to feel of the same cloth. So like all the scenes where Charlene or Michael or Jake are acting have to feel they were captured just like the documentary. So, improve was just the obvious choice just to keep things fresh.

    YI: And organic.

    JASENOVEC: Unscripted. Doesn’t feel like they were reading lines from something. It was always different. I don’t remember patterns really but there were times where ““ I remember a scene in the film where they were driving out to Joshua Tree on the drive out to Palm Springs. That was just supposed to be one of the many dates. But instead it just naturally came out, Michael had the idea that I don’t think my character would be very excited about bring the cooler along. So that became the focus of the scene. So there were tons of surprises.

    YI: And then in the editing room it became the focus of the movie how ““ a relevant scene that would help the arch.

    JASENOVEC: I can’t remember what interview we talked about what.

    CS: Everyone is trying to be different.

    JASENOVEC: These are different questions.

    YI: The questions are relevant.

    JASENOVEC: Yeah, but I’m just trying to remember what we said in which one. Like, oh shoot, did we cover that in this one.

    CS: “What lie did we tell?”

    (Laughs)

    JASENOVEC: Yeah, we have to keep all our lies straight.

    (Laugh)

    paperheart2009sundanceportraitsession0ojbnz8tpi-lCS: Now that begs the question, when you had about 300 hours footage and you said, “OK, we have 300 hours and we need to make a movie that’s 90 minutes and change.” Where do you start? Obviously you start with your story.

    JASENOVEC: The first thing we put together was no documentary stuff just Charlene setting out to make the movie, meeting Michael, starting the relationship, whatever happens happens. The relationship story line. That’s an easier way to put it. And that alone without any documentary stuff I think was over 2 hours. So we knew that that wasn’t going to work.

    (Laughs)

    We knew it had to be half and half and then had to get it down to about 45 minutes. So think from there, we definitely had a lot of stuff, but that was where the conflict of the cameras impeding the relationship really stood out, so we made that the focus. We restructured and got it down to about an hour and then started cutting the documentaries interviews together and started putting them in place and looking at which interviews would fit in which parts of the movie and it was just all different too. Because you would think that you would want to put an interview in a scene to comment on that scene, but when we showed it to people, not only did they not catch it but it felt like everything was in the wrong place. So a lot of the scenes, to me, the documentary interviews feel like some of them should more obviously be closer to the scenes but they aren’t. Oh like the puppet stuff, the recreations. Remember we took the themes of the four and this was the first meeting, the early part of the relationship and it didn’t work at all.

    YI: Yes. It’s hard to pinpoint why it didn’t work. It’s like the energy of the scene and then”¦

    JASENOVEC: There’s probably 100 different versions of this movie. It’s just like a giant jigsaw puzzle. Especially with the documentary stuff. The story line, once you figure that out, that’s going to stay the same but where do you put the documentary stuff. What interviews go where? It was interesting.

    CS: Who decided to make the cut and who didn’t, especially when you are trying to select the best pieces?

    JASENOVEC: Almost everyone made the cut. Some were shorter than others just based on what the relevant information was or maybe how interesting the information was. We definitely had favorites and least favorites. Not to say that it’s a personal film but just in terms of how it works in the movie. There’s a couple that didn’t make it in. And then the ones that did, yea. Each interview is probably an hour, an hour and a half long so we had to boil that down to what was the core idea of each interview and tie it into the story line.

    YI: We had a set of general and specific questions applying to the scientist.

    JASENOVEC: And also certain interviews were approached based on where ““ different interviews were approached in different ways. For this interview, let’s do this one where Charlene and Michael have been together for a little while so there’s a comfort there and can talk about that relationship in this interview.

    YI: And hopefully give advice.

    JASENOVEC: Yeah, and then another interview she would just be approaching it from where she is at the beginning of the film so that also dictated some of the order. If we chose to use anything that was specific.

    YI: Yeah.

    JASENOVEC: Just thinking back on it”¦

    YI: Gives me a headache

    (Laughs)

    JASENOVEC: It was a pretty miserable time. I remember the first time we lost our first cut we were like, what have we made? This is never going to make it.

    YI: We were so depressed. We were just sad eating.

    (Laughs)

    paper-776369CS: Does it help that you guys did this independently?

    YI: Most definitely. I think if people saw the 300 hours of footage people wouldn’t understand what we made.

    JASENOVEC: Because we would just keep the cameras rolling. We would try things that didn’t work a lot of the times. We didn’t have to show footage to anybody. No one was looking over our shoulders. We did have a weekly budget and we had a bond company. So as long as we stayed in budget and were getting the footage that we thought we needed, we were OK. No one from the financiers saw the movie until we were finished with it.

    YI: I can’t imagine if we did get input. That would have destroyed the film.

    JASENOVEC: It was confusing enough trying to figure it out on your own but if you have other outside people telling you what to do, I don’t think we would have discovered anything we discovered.

    YI: And there’s already so much pressure. Like us being on the road running constantly trying to nail shots, getting kicked out of places because we don’t have permits”¦so it was difficult.

    JASENOVEC: We were really lucky.

    CS: Your and Michael’s chemistry on the screen was really great. Did you find that your two comedy styles. Well, I shouldn’t say styles but Michael came into this and you guys had to make it work. I don’t want to ask a stupid question like, “Was it easy to do?”

    (Laughs)

    But did you find that you two complement each other?

    YI: I think we all have the same sense of humor. You [Nick], me, Jake and Michael.

    JASENOVEC: We are all friends so we’re all comfortable around each other so that helps. So there was no bad idea.

    YI: There was no, “Let’s do it my way.” We were, “Yeah, let’s do that. Let’s try it.”

    JASENOVEC: And I think that Charlene and Michel both love twisting realities and playing with the audience’s perceptions and stuff. When we came up with the idea of the movie we knew that Mike was perfect. He loves doing stuff like this. And knew that we would all be on the same page. There were very few disagreements.

    YI: The only disagreement was when he was complaining that he didn’t have enough raisins.

    JASENOVEC: Which was often. Every day.

    YI: Every hour.

  • TV Or Not TV: 8/3 – 8/9

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    Welcome to another edition of TV or Not TV where I can’t believe it is August already.

    August is always the month that I care about television the least. I don’t mean to turn my back on my old friend like this, but it’s the busiest time of year for me. I’ve almost always got some kind of vacation planned, my daughter’s birthday is near the end of the month, and it’s the last month of summer. There’s too much going on and TV, especially when you factor in the DVR, is one of the things I can most often and easily turn my back on.

    August is also a very bittersweet month for me since it is the gateway to September, which is when the majority of shows start to return to the airwaves. I won’t even bother to list all of the shows that I’m looking forward to this year, but I will say that I’m almost considering adding a second DVR to the house. Wow, that’s even sadder to type than it was to think.

    What I’m trying to say is that I’m not really watching a whole hell of a lot right now and as such I really don’t have much of anything this week to write about in the section I think of  as “above the listings.” I fear that next week may be a little light as well as I’ll be preparing for my trip to the Happiest Place on Earth. Hopefully, however, I will find something to talk about.

    I do have to say that I’m kind of shocked that people weren’t interested in watching The Listener on NBC. The peacock has pulled the show and started airing Law & Order repeats Thursday nights at 10 after the last The Listener posted a 0.7 rating and a two share in the adults 18 to 49 category. Admittedly the show was more in line with the SyFy audience than the prime-time network slot that it was in, but the show was light enough for easy watching while being interesting enough to make you want to tune in again. Considering it was a new show that had a lead in of nothing but repeats maybe it never stood a chance anyway. Here’s hoping CTV at least airs the remaining five shows in Canada so someone can see how the season plays out. You can also take in all of the episodes of The Listener on Hulu.com.

    With all of that out of the way here’s the things that I may or may not be watching this week.

    MONDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Country once again goes prime time when Sugarland: Live on the Inside features the duo playing their biggest hits while also unveiling previously unseen performance footage.

    TLC – 9:00 PM: Jon & Kate Plus 8 comes back from their month hiatus to show us the awkward way to raise 8 kids and dealing with the dissolution of a marriage. It’s odd to see entertainment transition into sadness.

    FOX – 9:00 PM: Did anyone else catch More to Love last week? If you didn’t now is your chance to watch the encore of last week’s premiere episode. I just think it’s too bad that a show where a regular guy tries to find his match among 20 regular women intentionally plays up the fact that this isn’t cast with super models.

    TUESDAY

    DISCOVERY HEALTH – 8:00 PM: Imagine the joy of finding out you are pregnant and then later you find out you are carrying identical quadruplets. You don’t just have to imagine if you catch Identical Quads: Perilous Pregnancy.

    TLC – 9:00 PM: 18 Kids and Counting must think that Jon & Kate are pikers. I’m just sayin’.

    MTV – 9:00 PM: As long as we’re on this kid theme why not take in 16 and Pregnant: Unseen Moments?

    WEDNESDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Former fan favorites come back to compete for $50,000 in this all-star installment of Wipeout.

    HIST – 8:00 PM: Tonight on MonsterQuest investigators try to compile enough real evidence to prove that Bigfoot actually exists. I love this show but come on guys, what’s next… compiling critical evidence to show the tooth fairy is real?

    DISC – 8:00 PM: Nothing says Shark Week more than them rolling out the MythBusters Jaws Special.

    THURSDAY

    CBS – 8:00 PM: Will the nerd Ronnie be evicted tonight after playing too hard too fast on Big Brother 11? I don’t know but you can make a drinking game out of how many times Julie Chen tries not to look pregnant.

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Finally! A full three hours of Grey’s Anatomy for me to curl up on the couch and not watch.

    USA – 9:00 PM: It’s the summer finale for Burn Notice. I think this means we will have to wait until January 2010 for more Michael Weston.

    DISNEY – 10:00 PM: In case you missed the mega-cross over of the Disney Channel originals you can see all three episodes of Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana, The Suite Life on Deck: Double-Crossed and Hannah Montana: Super(stitious) Girl. Their originally airing made them the second highest-rated program of the night, so figured it might be worth mentioning (or I’m just trying to fill).

    FRIDAY

    BRAVO – 9:00 PM: For some reason Bruce Willis’ performance makes me hold a special place in my viewing heart for The Whole Nine Yards.

    IFC – 8:30 PM: If you haven’t seen Super Troopers than I highly suggest you watch it right meow.

    USA – 9:00 PM: I’m almost bitter about the return of Monk knowing that this will be its last season. Still, best to enjoy it while we still can.

    AMC – 10:00 PM: American Movie Classics really stretches it’s premise with tonight’s airing of Starsky & Hutch.

    USA – 10:00 PM: You can tell that USA is trying really hard to make Psych he heir apparent to Monk. Luckily I was already sold on the show a while ago.

    SATURDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: One of my PIXAR favorites is Finding Nemo. It’s the first kid’s movie I watched with my daughter. She was only five days old at the time but it still counts, right?

    MSNBC – 8:00 PM: Wonder what life is like inside of notorious San Quentin? You can spend three hours finding out while watching Lockup: San Quentin. I think this is the way I’d prefer to learn about it.

    SPIKE – 8:00 PM: One of the finest movies to come out of 1986 was the unexpected adrenalin rush that was James Cameron’s ALIENS.

    BRAVO – 9:00 PM: Bravo is apparently daring you to not watch Spike by rolling out the completely expected adrenalin rush that was Terminator 2: Judgement Day.

    SUNDAY

    A&E – 5:00 PM: Are you strong enough for five hours of Gene Simmons Family Jewels? I may not be strong enough but it’s probably what I’ll be watching.

    ABC – 8:00 PM: I guess ABC thinks that we’ve had enough of a break from the overkill that was the prime time version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire because it’s back with Regis in all it’s glory tonight.

    CBS – 9:00 PM: Eight families get their neighborhood walled off from civilization and compete for a quarter of a million dollars in There Goes the Neighborhood. It’s like Big Brother, only bigger and family friendly.

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