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SModcast 67

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 67: The New Centurions –

In which our heroes confront the civic perils of making a porno, debate the innocence of youth, discuss the responsibilities of parenthood, witness the genesis of a northern superhero team, and try to unravel the mystery of one boy’s vestigal gills.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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517 responses to “SModcast 67”

  1. Shaun Avatar
    Shaun

    Guys,
    Look ZAMMAP may not have broken box office records but i saw it as number 1 on the US box office on imbd a week or so ago and i have to tell ya, i was so fucking proud!
    when it was relesed i think it was a week later over here in the UK, i took a car load of friends to Blue Water Mall in Dartford and we all paid the £9 to see ZAMMAP and we roared the whole way thru it! it was a sweet movie and i really enjoyed it.
    Well done.
    Shaun
    P.S come on fellahs NEW SMODCAST!!!!!

  2. - Avatar
    –

    NEW SMOD CAST BEFORE ZAMMAP LEAVES THE BOX OFFICE = MORE MONEY. PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN TO WATCH WHILE LISTENING TO THE SMOD COMMENTARY. 40+ MILL!!

  3. Vince Avatar
    Vince

    Sean,

    Yeah, you’re right. The source I had was faulty, but the reason that the librarian was fired was not simply because she didn’t like the answers she received, it was more due to the fact that the librarian, as a state appointed employee, was a vocal supporter of Palin’s opponent, and thus was asked to resign at the beginning of Palin’s term just as the current secretary of state and all of Bush’s appointed officials will be asked to resign when Obama gets inaugurated.

  4. loosing faith Avatar
    loosing faith

    ok guys, here’s the deal. I think I would be making an accurate assumption in that a vast majority of quickstop fans are also smodcast listeners. I also realize that if you need to promote movies, etc., that would be more important than working on projects that don’t generate money, in fact a smodcast is acctually costly for kevin. My issue is that the fans who will see these movie’s will hear about them on smodcast, and will want to see them even more. By ‘holding out’ on your smodcast viewer’s, you may be hurting your overall fan base, as I see it, our entertainment is not as important as money, to make money you need our entertainment. MAKE ANOTHER SMODCAST PLEASE! I am loosing faith and am getting irritated with quickstop’s lack of professionalism with what is really important…fans. I am a HUGE quickstop fan, and an even larger Kevin Smith fan, and I never would have been if it wasn’t for Kevin’s fan fair state of mind. I would like to see that same state of mind come out again. Thanks for all you do and will do, BUT I NEED MORE COWBELL!!!

  5. carL Avatar
    carL

    i thnk their not doing smod for now because of kev’s weight loss plan, but i don’t understand how that interferes with recording a hilarous fuck podcast!

  6. Alan in Wis Avatar
    Alan in Wis

    Maybe Mosier could do a solo SModcast, but as the mad Canadian and Alien that talks British…

    Hey Kevin and Scott… thanks!

  7. lunchbizzl702 Avatar
    lunchbizzl702

    Dude I will cut off my left testacle and mail it to George Bush if you will please put up a new smodcast I will also find a midget whom would be willing to blow you think about it you get a chuckle and a suckle.So please sir a smod evenif itt’s only ten minutes long

  8. Joe Avatar
    Joe

    hey we need a new smodcast and another one like the xmas smodcast

  9. Leo Avatar
    Leo

    Hey Kevin and Scott,
    SModcast is a good thing and whenever you get the time to record some more it will be a good day. Thank you for taking the time out of your busy lives to make something which you have no obligation to make, and brings joy to so many people. Congrats on the movie, I really enjoyed it, and I hope that you are able to find sometime to yourselves during this busy promotion period. I look forward to hearing another SMod.
    (I wrote this message cause I feel this board is getting far too negative. We have no right to feel let down by the absence of a new SMod, it is something to be enjoyed but I find it very annoying that people seem to feel they are owed one at this stage. Kev and Scott never had to start in the first place, and the fact that they did is good enough for me.)
    For anyone that actually reads this far I would also like to point out that the Republic Of Ireland is not part of Great Britain or the UK, only Northern Ireland is.
    Good Day.

  10. Scotty Avatar
    Scotty

    SModcast has become much more than an entertaining podcast to pass the time for many people. If it’s becoming less of a fun chat between friends, and more like a job, don’t do it anymore. Just let us know if it’s the end. I can’t imagine yard work without SModcast anymore

  11. inverted nipple Avatar
    inverted nipple

    dear sirs, all i want for christmas is a new fucking smodcast. i’ll send my two front teeth in exchange, thanks in advance gentlemen.

  12. Matthew Burrill Avatar
    Matthew Burrill

    I am going to stay on this site, not sleep, and continue to refresh until there is a new Smodcast.

  13. Dano Avatar
    Dano

    According to Kevin himself there will be a new smodcast Sunday night.

  14. Ken Avatar
    Ken

    That’s good news, Dano! I’ve missed Kev and Scott’s unique brand of banter.

  15. FlushStudios Avatar
    FlushStudios

    Hey Everyone!
    Kev said on the View Askew forums that he recorded some new episodes and he’s hoping they can get it up on Sunday. Good
    God, I’m stoked for a new episode!!!

  16. Dougie Fresh Avatar
    Dougie Fresh

    Hey Scotty. I know where yoru coming from. I think that they don’t think of it as a job. I think it’s the most normal relaxing and fun thing they get to do. They love doing. Sure it may be hard to find time in there schedules but I’m sure they LOVE doing it. and I CANT WAIT FOR SUNDAY TO COME!!!!

  17. josh? Avatar
    josh?

    I hope they put it up earlier on sunday…. i have to get up early on monday and cant use the computer till the evening.

  18. PaPiTai Avatar
    PaPiTai

    I’m a late bloomer to Smodcast and since the first one I ever heard was #55 I went back and started from number 1 and I’m happy I did cause I love them and I got used to having one to listen readly available. If I had to wait this long I might have been worried.. lol Good job guys! I love your cast! Scott you should definetly do more acting in the movies, you’re hilarious!
    “Lets go kill Ned down te block”…

  19. jason Avatar
    jason

    looks like josh above me has his parents imposing a limit on his computer usage so that the dangerous smodcast and snydecast won’t warp his fragile small mind LOL!!

  20. bob the floating head of death Avatar
    bob the floating head of death

    AAAArrrrggggghhhhhh my head is splitting.

  21. zakky bongmeister Avatar
    zakky bongmeister

    SModcast and the new episode of Dexter the two things must be there 2 make my sunday night truly complete!!

  22. bob the floating head of death Avatar
    bob the floating head of death

    Oh look Sunday has come and gone and I am still left unfufilled. Well Zakky at least we got a very good episode of Dexter…..

  23. Procrastinating Monica Avatar
    Procrastinating Monica

    Another week without SMod, nooooooooooo!

  24. Chad D Avatar
    Chad D

    where are you guys ? And when will you discuss your views of “12 Monkeys “

  25. fanarchist Avatar
    fanarchist

    What’s a Smodcast? It’s been so long that I forgot.

  26. Otty Justason Avatar
    Otty Justason

    In the past week my girlfriend and I have been re-watching all of your films, guys. It’s been great to watch you grow and mature as film-makers, and I hope you get at least a few chances every now and then to reflect on just how far you’ve come from Vancouver.

    I wanted to thank you, on the off chance you’ll see this post. Thanks for being true artists and showing us a reflection of ourselves while opening our eyes a little bit to what you have to show us.

  27. V Avatar
    V

    What the fuck, guys.

  28. Mark G Avatar
    Mark G

    Ming please adjust the middle body div in homepage.php file so the text doesn’t get cut off.

  29. Phill Avatar
    Phill

    Who could have predicted a second SModfast?

    Agh well. I’m going to keep checking every Sunday until there is one. Just hope to God you are not around when it goes up because I will probably cum everywhere.

    Miss ya Kev and Scott, hope to hear from you guys soon.

  30. iscream22 Avatar
    iscream22

    Yeah a 12 Monkeys discussion WOULD be awesome!
    I actually am beginning to worry about smodcast. I just hope we get one by Christmas. And even if we dont, I still love Kev and Mos

  31. Kevin M. Avatar
    Kevin M.

    Next time, just don;t promise anything, because you clearly can’t always deliver. If he truly posted that he had several episodes that were ready to be released as posted earlier on this page, then that is seriously fucked up. You’re a millionaire, and if you can’t afford to support your own website, then why should your fans?

  32. FlushStudios Avatar
    FlushStudios

    I was really hoping the new ep. was going up to day…

    Bummer.

  33. sally Avatar
    sally

    fuck you guys. You really suck, you promise shit and don’t deliver.

  34. kenny Avatar
    kenny

    he didn’t promise anything the show is fucking free what the fuck is wrong with you people. he said hopefully as in it might be up it might not…fuckin a

  35. Blair Avatar
    Blair

    The fact that people like you, Kevin M, listen to Smodcast makes me sick. Did you mom not tell you if you have nothing nice to say, dont say it at all.
    Smodcast is free and they will deliever it when they want. Kevin did not promise it would be up, just hoped they could get it online. So please grow up and stop calling yourself a fan.

  36. dusty Avatar
    dusty

    kevin m’s a douche pass it on

  37. The not so silent Bob Avatar
    The not so silent Bob

    I know it would be a little extra work but if they did two extra smods for one month one to air, one to can and continued on one a week, when they needed a month off they would have reserves. Its nice to have smod to listen to, but its not Kevins world. All I have to say is Fuck you Kevin for making me watch Conan. The Govenators early acting chops, James Earl Jones without the wrinkles, all waiting for the lines what is best in life, and him grabing a crow out of the air like a golden retriever. I can hear my netflix movies you’ll like saying WTF?

  38. Cameron Williams Avatar
    Cameron Williams

    Kevin M. is a Douche Nozzle, pass it on.

  39. Angel K Avatar
    Angel K

    Mmm I love these smodcasts. I can listen to them over and over again. I think this is the third time i’ve listened to this one. I’m really excited at the prospect of you guys posting a new cast soon, but no rush. Whenever you guys get the chance, i’ll be happy. ^^

  40. Alan in Wis Avatar
    Alan in Wis

    @Blair “The fact that people like you, Kevin M, listen to Smodcast makes me sick. Did you mom not tell you if you have nothing nice to say, dont say it at all.”

    Hello, Pot, its for you, its the Kettle…

  41. clthomas1978 Avatar
    clthomas1978

    Hope get a new Smod soon been re listening to all the old ones lately they just crack me up.

    Also hope to have another Walt one soon he is such a great guest host!

  42. Pa.Charlie Avatar
    Pa.Charlie

    Ah. I love the smell of flame war in the morning.

  43. Larry Avatar
    Larry

    Well, I will point out that the only reason Kevin is a millionare is because of his fans. This might be free, but people are still waiting for it. I’ve bought everything he has put out and gone to everyone of his movies. Maybe I’ll wait for a few extra months before I purchase any more of his crap.

  44. Blake Avatar
    Blake

    I love the ass kissers. Oh take your time, thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedules. Fuck that! I work my ass off in the real world and I’ve bought every DVD and comic book Kevin put out. I have every right to be pissed off that he hasn’t posted smod again this week. I also have the right to just walk away and never buy another viewaskew product again. Will I do that? I doubt it, but I have every right to say I will, without some brown nosed little baby calling me names. Listen to the last smod, he said they will post another next week. I wouldn’t be waiting this long if Kevin himself didn’t state that he was going to post it. There have been long waits before and that is fine, but he said it would be posted the next week.

    Kevin has gone Hollywood and he has completly lost touch with reality! He brags about his money and his life and I was already getting irritated with the guy because of smod. This is just a slap in the face.

  45. UncaScroogeMcD Avatar
    UncaScroogeMcD

    Life sometimes has a way of mucking up the best of intentions. New SMods will come, rest assured.

  46. Jane Avatar
    Jane

    I thought there were some pre recorded that were never used?Dust those off.

  47. Peter J. Avatar
    Peter J.

    Kenny!!! Glad to see you chip-in on this board.

    Tell us, Ken. Is your “number one dime”, in fact a dime-bag?

    And do you have a bag-pipes bong? Or, for that matter, a bag-pipes pipe?

  48. Mark G Avatar
    Mark G

    On one hand Kevin and Mos should feel loved that their fans are fanatical, but on the other hand I hope they have good alarm systems on their houses. People they are promoting a movie….it is going to take sometime to do that. They are probably off somewhere in the world. You know that is their jobs right? Chill out and wait for the new Smod. Listening to the new Smod will be like Christmas morning when they upload another.

  49. Shane Avatar
    Shane

    Woah, I would expect this much bitching from kids when they found out the new Harry Potter was post-poned, but not from adults over a fucking podcast.

  50. clthomas1978 Avatar
    clthomas1978

    Thanks for the update Unca, any chance of you being a quest on Smodcast sometime?

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