Opinion In A Haystack: UP Makes Children Cry
Posted Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 at 23:59pm
Bob catches an early screening of Pixar’s newest film… And a child cries in the distance…
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Opinion In A Haystack: Bloody Cheese
Posted Monday, February 16th, 2009 at 1:31am
Bob Rose reviews the end of Marcus Nispel’s FRIDAY THE 13th, but not before he defends killing people in a humorous fashion…
Opinion In A Haystack: Buck Shots – Round 2
Posted Tuesday, January 6th, 2009 at 1:38am
Ever wonder how well Hulk Hogan’s olfactory senses work? Do you have a phobia of Robotic Police officers defeating all your best karate moves? Do you worry that your parachute pants have gone out of style? Bob Rose has the answers in BUCK SHOTS: Round 2. ..
Opinion In A Haystack: Buck Shots
Posted Monday, November 24th, 2008 at 1:33am
Bob Rose brings you the first round of Buck Shots! A collection of film clips involving crushed skulls and broken windshields… BEHOLD THE TRAUMA!
Opinion In A Haystack: Slew O’ Stuff
Posted Sunday, October 19th, 2008 at 23:48pm
Mr. Rose rampages through a whole gaggle of films that are still dwelling at your local theaters. Please enjoy his, very rare, nostalgia-free rambling session…
Opinion In A Haystack: Does Val Kilmer Rue The Day?
Posted Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 at 15:29pm
Bob Rose, a man uncomfortably enthralled with the films of the past, asks himself a question no one esle has dared, or cared, to do…Where, oh where, did Val Kilmer go?
Opinion In A Haystack: The Dark Hype
Posted Sunday, July 20th, 2008 at 17:20pm
Bob Rose gives his SPOILER FREE opinion of the insanity surrounding Batman’s new adventure on the silver screen…
Opinion In A Haystack: I AM LUCAS
Posted Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 at 2:20am
Using extreme sarcasm as his weapon, Bob Rose does his best to deliver a swift kick to the mighty crotch of the most notoriously loathed/loved film-making legend to ever walk the earth. What if George Lucas was put in control of franchises he didn’t create?
Opinion In A Haystack: Don’t Be Saucy To Strangers
Posted Monday, June 2nd, 2008 at 3:14am
Bob Rose spouts off again… this time mourning the loss of Hedley Lamarr, introducing himself to some strangers, and even eating a few of his own words with much dismay…
Opinion In A Haystack: Summer Movies, Bitter Fossils, and Self Reflection
Posted Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 at 4:55am
Bob Rose, filled with bitter vomit and meandering hate, is inspired by Speed Racer to question “how far have we fallen?”
Opinion In A Haystack – Hey, It’s That Guy!: Volume 1
Posted Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 at 0:37am
Bob Rose, overdosing on nostalgia and the plight of the underdogs, brings you HEY IT’S THAT GUY! Volume 1… The first, in what will hopefully be many, tributes to the unsung little people of the film world. This volume celebrates the decades-old career of THAT GUY who was in that “Weird” Al Yankovic movie…
Opinion In A Haystack: Mad Maxine Plissken
Posted Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 at 0:03am
Bob Rose rages on again, this time with a review of the post-apocalyptic Frankenstein still stomping through theaters. He spouts off on how Sean Penn warms his soul, and the relevance of the “glory hole” in conjunction with cinema…
Opinion In A Haystack: The Neon Mobile
Posted Monday, March 10th, 2008 at 23:12pm
This week, Bob Rose is back for a second round on his minuscule cinematic soapbox. He contemplates how much time it takes for love to blossom amongst art and man, spouts off about an outdated hatred for a certain “mobile,” and gives us a smattering of his favorite retro post-ending endings!
Opinion In A Haystack: 2008 – A Retrospective
Posted Thursday, February 28th, 2008 at 2:22am
Welcome to our new columnist, Bob Rose, and his weekly dose of cinema potpourri, as he delves into the sometimes murky depths of films both recent and distant…