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  • TV Or Not TV: American Idol-ing

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    I realized today that in the nearly three years that I have been writing TV Or Not TV I have never sat down and given my thoughts on the performances of the American Idol contestants. I am in no way a music critic so instead of trying to decipher the talents of these contestants I thought it might be interesting to just jot down some notes on each of the performances and see what happens. 

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    Jacob:  I just can’t stand the way he sings. Spent the entire performance cringing. My wife says he has a Luther sound but he just sounds like a gospel choir performer trying to step out of the crowd into the spotlight and I still don’t get how he’s still here. 

    Haley: Really channeled Janice Joplin on stage. Backup singers were too loud in the mix. Who is responsible for mixing the audio?The band/backup is always out of whack.

    Casey: Tapped into his inner Fogerty in a way I didn’t expect. Could record a CCR cover album and go platinum right now. 

    Lauren: Her performance was solid but safe. This isn’t the part of the competition where solid and safe is enough. Especially when you’ve got Pia to compete with. 

    James: There are performances that in their subtlety tell a greater story than an over the top power anthem. James has usually done the latter but his control and emotion tonight showed he is a true performer and not just a one trick pony. 

    Scotty: As a long time Elvis fan I thought that Scotty’s performance was great. I had my doubts that he would make it very far in this competition and he has dispelled every one of them as he effortlessly moves through each genre. 

    Pia: Yes she’s a talent. She’s a contender and another Pia performance knocked it out of the park. My biggest complaint is that it was another Pia performance. Eventually if every performance is the same, even when great, they can seem commonplace. 

    Stefano: Usually his performances grate on my nerves but tonight was his best performance. It’s just too bad he is a performer that is surrounded with many other greater performers. 

    Paul: I don’t understand how Paul has made it this far in the competition since his performances always seem lacking compared to most of the other contestants. Now that we are down to the final nine he better hope his charm with the ladies is enough to get him the votes he needs to stay after this week. 

    In case no one was able to pick up on Randy’s subtleties apparently every contestant is “in it to win it.” So glad to know that these kids actually entered a contest with the intention of competing. 

    So now that my note taking exercise is done the real question is who will be going Thursday night? The bottom three should be Lauren, Stefano and Paul because their performances just aren’t as strong as the other contestants. If performances were the only concern in the voting these would be the bottom three. There is no way to accurately predict the voting habits of the American teenager however so I just don’t know how things will really shake out. 

    Here’s what else is out there for tonight’s TV viewing.

    FOX – 8:00 PM: It’s the AMERICAN IDOL results show where anything literally can happen. Between CASEY nearly collapsing on stage and an appearance by HULK HOGAN its pretty clear that there’s a big bowl of random they just keep making stuff happen from.

    SLEUTH – 8:00 PM: The only reason I can imagine why SEMI-PRO is on the SLEUTH network is because of the mystery surrounding why this film was ever made.

    NBC – 8:30 PM: A new episode of PERFECT COUPLES is tucked away nice and snug in a night surrounded by repeats on NBC. I bring it up because KYLE BORNHEIMER could read the phone book and make me laugh.

    SYFY – 9:00 PM: If you never caught the show TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES but always meant to watch it than you are in luck if you tune in to SYFY tonight. The pilot and subsequent ep air back-to-back. The only bad thing is that newcomers may be confused if they watch TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES which airs prior to the pilot.

    FOX – 9:00 PM: BRENNAN has to work with a forensic podiatrist to match up dismembered feet with their bodies on tonight’s BONES. I’ve worked for 30 minutes trying to come up with a joke like something about having two left feet to no avail. I should have just waited for the other shoe to drop (BAM! Came up with one.)

    FX – 10:00 PM: ARCHER is on. Do I really need to say more than that?

  • TV Or Not TV: No Ordinary Finale (and more)

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    Prior to the start of the fall TV season one of the shows I was able to pre-screen and write about was NO ORDINARY FAMILY. I had high hopes for the television show because I am, for lack of a better term, a geek who loves me the super powered people.

    The first half of the season for NO ORDINARY FAMILY was a super hero tale with family drama undertones. The lives of the STEPHANIE (Julie Benz) and JIM (Michael Chiklis) on the super hero portion of the show while DAPHNE (Kay Panabaker) and JJ (Jimmy Bennett) showed us the difficulties in dealing with a new level of teen angst from having and hiding super abilities. The blend was mildly entertaining for the first few episodes but the “freak of the week” super villain had already been played out to the extreme with SMALLVILLE and BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER so it was sometimes painful to watch the stories unfold when we’ve already seen them done in a superior way.

    The latter part of the season started to see the show shift to a full-blown super hero show with a shifted focus and a greater exploration into the forces of evil that were at work behind the scenes. Instead of just STEPHANIE’s boss DR. KING (Stephen Collins) being the master manipulator we were introduced to a still unnamed character played by Lucy Lawless who is more sinister than DR. KING and isn’t very happy with the things that he’s been doing in his city.

    The use of Lawless just screamed stunt casting to me but I can’t blame the show runners. Trying to cash in on the geek chic is a smart move since Lawless was previously connected to BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, a show whose core audience might also be potential NO ORDINARY FAMILY fans. Of course Lawless was introduced the same week that they GALACTICA’s Tricia Helfer guest star as well.

    Truth be told the tonal shift of the show probably isn’t going to be enough to save it from the ultimate of TV super-villains, the television executive. The show premiered to decent numbers but has sagged ever since. Confidence in the show cold easily be perceived as low when the final order for episodes was cut down to 20 from the standard 22-24.

    With last nights season finale we can only hope for the best since this may be the last episode of NO ORDINARY FAMILY ever produced. Just as Julie Benz promised via her Twitter account , “all your questions will be answered… And then you will have more questions!”

    By the finale’s end we knew how the POWELL’s were able to have their powers permanently where others were not, we knew who the real big bad was and we were given a possible new direction should the show be picked up for a new season. The possibilities of a renewal, however, aren’t looking very super.

    Here’s what else tonight has to offer.

    FOX – 8:00 PM: Tonight on AMERICAN IDOL the remaining nine finalists compete to songs in the ROCK & ROLL HALL OF FAME. Someone please tell me once again how these theme nights can show you just how good of a future pop star someone will be?

    DISC – 9:00 PM: Tonight the MYTHBUSTERS return and they try to do the… uh… impossible… as they tackle the believability of MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MASKS!

    TLC – 9:00 PM: Strap on your padding, tape up your hands and get that mouth guard in to prepare for the premiere of EXTREME COUPONING! It’s couponing… to the EXTREME!

    FOX – 9:30 PM: REAPER’s BRET HARRISON returns aside CHRISTIAN SLATER in the new FOX comedy BREAKING IN. Fans of SMALLVILLE may be interested to see former LEX LUTHOR MICHAEL ROSENBAUM with one of the silliest faux-hawks ever to grace a head of hair (yes he has HAIR!).

    OXYGEN – 10:00 PM: Tonight is the series premiere of TORI & DEAN: sTORIbook WEDDINGS. Now the couple are wedding planners and I’m sure it is going to be completely TORIble.

    BRAVO – 11:00 PM: TOP CHEF MASTERS premieres with new show host CURTIS STONE.

  • Trailer Park: SUCKER PUNCH, BLACK SWAN, & The Phoenix Film Festival

    By Christopher Stipp

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    The Phoenix Film Festival Contest

    phoenix_film_festivalIt’s back again for those of us living in the land of cacti and oppressive heat. Time to break out the lanyards and the program guide to find out which upcoming film needs to be seen. One of the benefits of this festival being here in the valley is that unlike Sundance and Tribeca the lines and weather aren’t an impediment to seeing some great films from some great filmmakers.

    From big to small, this festival is a nice cheese plate when comparing it to heavyweight entrees like Cannes or Toronto. And if you’re interested in going gratis to see four films at no cost then please e-mail me at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and I’ll get you entered to win. This Flex Pass will allow you to go to those four films, excluding the Opening and Closing Nights, by simply picking them out and getting the tickets.

    The festival is underway (March 31 – April 7) as we speak so get your entries in quick. As well, this year the International Horror and Sci-Fi Festival will be going on at the same time so it’s a think of it like a blood soaked Oreo squished between some high brow bread!

    About the festival:

    The Phoenix Film Festival has been named one of The 25 Coolest Film Festivals by MovieMaker Magazine and has been called the most filmmaker-friendly festival out there. The Festival annually screens over 100 films, holds amazing parties and provides filmmaking seminars to capacity audiences. Over 22,000 attendees enjoy the 8 day festival that takes place all in one convenient location.
    Don’t just take it from us, here are just a few comments we received from our filmmakers……

    “The Phoenix Film Festival is absolutely the best festival on the circuit, without question. From the staff to the programming to the all-important audience they draw, this the ultimate festival experience.”
    Paul Osborne – Director of “Official Rejection”

    “Phoenix recharged my batteries and I massively enjoyed the chance to meet all the other filmmakers, chat, eat and drink. They really do celebrate film and its makers”
    Louis McCullagh – Director of “Call Me Son”

    “We had a blast. It is nice to be associated with such a great group of folks”
    Anthony Tarsitano – Director of “Calling it Quits”

    BLACK SWAN – Blu-ray Review

    black-swan-blu-rayBless those at Fox for sending this one to my doorstep.

    Not only does this Blu-ray capture all the nuances of what allowed Natalie Portman to rightfully receive her Best Actress award but the format gives you a chance to watch madness personified all over again. For those who are finally finding this for the first time it can be overlooked that this is a movie that was simply made to be experienced in an intimate format as home video. What director Darren Aronofsky does better than most any other director is to put to a visual medium of what it’s like to simply disassemble. To be fully formed at the beginning of a film and to be completely shattered by the end is part and parcel of what made movies like Requiem for a Dream, The Fountain, and, to some extent, The Wrestler such compelling films. It’s about ambition, it’s about obsession, and it’s about the lengths we’ll go to have our dreams fully realized and Black Swan encapsulates that.

    We are presented with many of same tropes we’ve always gotten from Aronofsky except he makes it all his own. He allows Portman to fully become the most engrossing part of this picture, flanked by the dynamite performances of Mila Kunis and Vincent Cassel, and just shoves everything that’s not vital to the telling of her story to the side. There is no room for anyone else in this picture except Natalie and that’s what makes the heavy lifting by Portman such a fascinating thing to experience. Sure, there are key moments that performers like Cassel, Kunis, and even Winona Ryder deliver but it’s like watching a quarterback set up a play to allow the star player to take it all the way. Portman is only as good as those around her and those around her were very, very good.

    On this Blu-ray we get a fabulous making-of that is indicative of Darren’s style as a filmmaker, eschewing the usual promo EPK that plagues fat and bloated DVDs that boast of “18 Hours of Extra Content!”, in that we get some insight to how this film was actually MADE versus how great it was to work with screen legend Barbara Hershey. From costume design, to cinematography, to production details, this is the kind of extra that is worth picking up the disc alone just based on this.

    From a muted color palette that runs throughout the film and then explodes with visual vibrancy as we head into the final moments of this movie to performances that were without question Oscar worthy this is the one disc you need to own in your collection for no other reason than to see how acting can really elevate the spirit to a new level when you’re in sync with what’s happening on the screen.

    About the disc:

    Capture the Electrifying Thriller That Has Audiences on the Edge of Their Seats On Blu-ray and DVD March 29

    Starring Natalie Portman in her Academy Award® winning role*, BLACK SWAN is a seductive yet haunting film that will leave you breathless. Directed by innovator Darren Aronofsky (The Wrestler), this Best Picture nominated film boasts a wealth of talent including Portman (Closer), in the performance of her career, as well as Mila Kunis (Date Night), Winona Ryder (Girl, Interrupted) and Vincent Cassel (Ocean’s Twelve). In the film that Daily Variety hailed as “…wicked, sexy and ultimately devastating… fascinating,” Natalie Portman’s mesmerizing transformation into the Black Swan leaves you breathless ““ and wanting to see it again. Become part of the haunting phenomenon and own BLACK SWAN on Blu-ray or DVD on March 29th from Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment.

    BLACK SWAN follows the story of Nina (Natalie Portman), a ballerina in the New York City Ballet trying to make it to the top. When artistic director Thomas Leroy (Vincent Cassel) decides to replace prima ballerina Beth MacIntyre (Winona Ryder) for the opening production of their new season, Swan Lake, Nina is his first choice. But a new dancer, Lily (Mila Kunis), also impresses Leroy and becomes Nina’s competition. Nina fits the White Swan role perfectly with her innocence and grace, but Lily is the personification of the Black Swan with her fiery personality. As the two young dancers expand their rivalry into a twisted friendship, Nina begins to get more in touch with her dark side with a recklessness that threatens to destroy her.

    The BLACK SWAN Blu-ray disc contains special features not included on the DVD including exciting behind-the-scenes looks at the filmmaking process and interviews with the cast and director Darren Aronofsky. With the best-available sound and picture quality, the Blu-ray format provides viewers the premier way to experience the stunning Academy Award®-nominated cinematography, memorable character performances and flawless choreography of BLACK SWAN.

    BLACK SWAN Blu-ray Disc Features:

    Metamorphosis: A Three-Part Series
    A behind the scenes look at the filmmaking process from Darren Aronofsky’s visionary directing, to the physically-demanding acting, to the stunning special effects.

    Behind the Curtain
    An inside look at the film’s costume and production design.

    Ten Years in the Making
    Natalie Portman and Darren Aronofsky discuss their creative journey, from “preparing for the role” to “dancing with the camera.”

    Cast Profiles ““ Roles of a Lifetime
    Presented by Fox Movie Channel, the stars reflect on the their challenging and rewarding characters

    Sucker Punch; the Roger Corman Movie Never Made By Ray Schillaci

    vanessaannehudgens_net-movie-suckerpunch-poster-002It’s been awhile since I’ve contributed an article, largely due to a crippling injury that took a toll on me mentally and physically. After a 5-6 week detainment, I braved seeing Zack Snyder’s, “Sucker Punch” with two very anxious young men ““ my sons, 17 and 11years-old. Being hampered by a good mood I cannot bring myself to fully say that I received the same mental abuse from Snyder’s latest opus.

    By the time the credits ended, we all had a different opinion. My youngest loved it. But did question some motivation on several of the characters and sometimes could not distinguish Blondie from Amber ““ even though Amber was Asian. My oldest thought it was cool to a point, but was disappointed with the plot holes and the lack of characterization. I decided to forego my true feelings and agreed with my oldest, so as not to ruin my younger son’s enjoyment.

    I tried not to prejudge the new Zack Snyder film with the scathing reviews it was receiving. How could anything look that good and be so bad. I was even willing to drive out of my way and plunk down twice the amount of money to experience it in IMAX. But the word of mouth just over the weekend was so horrendous, that it prompted me to back off on my original intention and take my kids to a matinee at a regular screen. I’m glad I did.

    Snyder’s latest continues to resonate in my mind as to what is wrong with the glut of stupid films in this day and age. Mind you, I understand there is a market for an empty-headed mess that is visually stunning, but it’s like having the chance to spend a night with the most gorgeous woman on earth (if you are a guy) and discovering she’s actually a vegetable. There are so many directors, producers and studio executives who are mistaking spectacle for spectacular. Battle: Los Angeles comes to mind, but even that with its knucklehead script made more sense and was more entertaining than the vapid sinking feeling that Sucker Punch provides.

    Snyder and Steve Shibuya have scratched out the semblance of an idea about a troubled young girl who is wrongfully sent to an asylum with the intention of receiving a lobotomy. Before the worst can take place to our heroine, Baby Doll, she is whisked into her own fantasy of survival where she resides as a captive with four other beautiful women who are forced to perform (in more ways than one) in some kind of makeshift club of the damned ““ think 2001s “Moulin Rouge!” with no dancing, even though all the characters in the film rave about the dancing.

    From there, Baby Doll takes us further into her imagination to escape reality by plunging us into another fantasy every time she is about to perform a dance number (yes, if Inception confused you ““ stay far away from this film). We learn through her sensei or angel, Scott Glen (what a waste of an actor), that her only chance of survival is to attain 5 items. At this point, nothing is explained as Baby Doll acquires the ability to vanquish giant ninjas with tremendous powers, handles a sword like Neo from The Matrix, flies through the air and takes on any and all baddies coming her way including zombie Nazis and fire breathing dragons.

    It all sounds very cool in print and would probably be a fan boy’s wet dream, especially with the school girl attire and high octane heels. But the picture loses interest before we get through the first battle. One cannot help wonder where on earth did she get the abilities. Why are the other girls dressed in skimpy attire while everybody else during each battle is heavily clad, and with all the fire going around would it not singe their skin? Oh, I get it, it’s a fantasy! So is Narnia and Harry Potter, but at least they provided some reasoning behind their actions.

    All right, I’m sounding so uncool right now, but it gets old after awhile. Hell, you can see better entertainment and more skin in a Russ Meyer film (Beneath the Valley of the Ultra Vixens). Snyder’s latest tour de force reminds me of the works of great directors that eventually went awry whether it is through ego, drugs or alcohol. It brings to mind the nonsensical work of Sam Peckinpaw’s, Osterman Weekend, Killer Elite or Cross of Iron. Also, the terrible misstep of Michael Cimino’s, Heaven’s Gate and do I dare add Terry Gilliam’s, Tideland.

    At least these directors had a prestigious track record at one time. Snyder does have a remarkable eye when it comes to green screen, but his story telling has always been his weak point. 300 was no Gladiator or Spartacus, but its visuals ran amok with our senses and it was all very new to us. Watchmen had the advantage of having the greatest graphic novel ever written as its base and even though it disappointed fans, Snyder still maintained a strong following. FYI I liked both films with their obvious flaws.

    To have his fans make the excuse that Snyder is all about visual is detrimental to the future of his career. Great directors like David Lynch (Eraserhead, Blue Velvet) and Ken Russell (Altered States, Tommy) have been noted for their amazing visuals, but there is extreme depth in their work and their characters have rarely been shallow. With this latest example in green screen storytelling one cannot help but be concerned over the fate of the new Superman that Snyder is helming.

    While watching Sucker Punch, I could not help but laugh at times, because it reminded me of a bad Roger Corman film with an out of control budget, which Corman never allowed. It even had me recalling the way Corman would handle a film if it was not being shot on schedule, ripping several pages out of the script and stating no one will know the wiser. That could definitely be said about SP. The whole film is such a hodgepodge of better movies (Brazil, The Matrix, Hellboy, Kill Bill, and Moulin Rouge!). It makes one imagine friends getting together while being high and slamming down ideas, spouting how awesome it would be to amalgamate the confusion and actually get it produced.

    To be fair to Snyder and company, the film does begin and end with a noble and inspirational message. Unfortunately, a threadbare story has been awkwardly placed in between to get that message across nearly souring the whole concept. Then, perhaps I am giving Snyder too much credit by suggesting that. It could be a great example of poor storytelling and the writers saying we need to punch this up and give it some validity, so they tag on something thought provoking to pass it off as art. When it comes down to it, Sucker Punch is basically impressive eye candy for the empty headed or a wonderful treat for an 11 year-old that does not know any better and I will admit a small adolescent part of me was tickled by it.

  • Trailer Park: Duncan Jones

    By Christopher Stipp

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    DUNCAN JONES – Interview

    Two things happen when you watch filmmaker Duncan Jones’ first feature, MOON:

    1. If properly attune to the vibes the movie is giving off you can sense greatness dripping from every scene. It’s a one man show of not only the abilities of Sam Rockwell as he dominates that film with the kind of talent that deservedly had him nominated for award after award.

    2. You wonder what a talent like Jones could do with a little more money.

    Thankfully, that latter problem has been solved with Source Code, a sci-fi thriller that attempts to bend space and time with a yarn that supposes that a man could travel back in time and stay there for eight minutes at a time in order to solve a crime involving an explosion aboard a commuter train. The pacing is fast, the editing is tight, and Jones is now out promoting the film with the movie’s star, Jake Gyllenhaal, who actually was the one to put the script in Jones’ hand. We talked about getting the film made and discussed the nuances of what it was like to go from low budget to full-on craft services.

    SOURCE CODE opens today.

    source-code-posterCS:  About Source Code, I didn’t know what to expect and I am glad I went in there as cold as possible.  I didn’t really know what to expect.  I’m a fan of David Mamet, his filmmaking style is great at keeping details away from the viewer and keeping people out of the loop of what they could know”¦”I could tell you but I’m choosing to keep something back.”Â  How is it, as a director, and certainly Moon is a great example as well as Source Code, how you were going to disperse the information within the film?

    JONES: I was actually introduced to the script by Jake.  It was already sent to Jake and he was intrigued.  He saw Moon and was a fan of that and asked me if I wanted to take a look at it and I did.  I very much wanted to work with Jake and thought the script was great and thought I could really get my teeth into it.

    One of the things I felt about it though, as a science fiction fan myself, there is soft sci-fi and hard sci-fi, and to me hard sci-fi is science fiction where you can see how we get from present day technology to this future that we’re talking about.  And, soft sci-fi is where you sort of start here and talk about dragons and magic and stuff that doesn’t make any sense.  And time travel is kind of in that grey area.

    I kind of understand the theory of it and how it might work but I don’t necessarily see exactly how the technology is going to get to the point where it’s possible.  So rather than get bogged down in the details of technology and try and somehow give a lecture to the audience through unnecessary dialogue about the technology, I wanted to set up the rules and quickly as I could and lighten the whole tone of the film, inject some humor into it so the audience feels OK to take that leap of faith with me, jump into the story, it’s going to be a great ride.  That’s what I wanted to do.

    CS:  Did you find in being able to tell that story that this movie presented itself, obviously instead of Sam Rockwell, you have”¦.

    JONES: More than one actor?

    CS:  Right”¦.exactly. You pull up your resume and you have Moon and Source Code. That’s it. It’s a huge leap.  Was there a learning curve?

    JONES: Working with actors wasn’t a learning curve.  That was great, that felt very natural.  I really enjoy working with actors and understanding what they are trying to do and give them my suggestions and try to steer them when I see something is not working and then try to reinforce them and give them the confidence to go with it if it really is working.  That’s kind of what the director’s job is, you know?  You get these amazing talented people.  Let them do what they are good at.  And then help them find the path to make it even better.  So working with the actors wasn’t the problem.  Learning about making a film through the Hollywood system, where there are the levels of bureaucracy and the teams of producers you have to deal with.  That was all expected but a new experience for me.

    And fortunately, I came off a small British independent film so it took time to convince them that I knew what I was doing.  But by the time we were shooting I think I had won everyone over and was able to just get on with my job but I kind of learned a new skill doing that.  And that was the skill of being able to justify my decisions. When I made Moon, it was just myself, my producer, Stuart Fenegan and Sam Rockwell.  The three of us just decided what we wanted to do and we would just do it.  I didn’t have to convince anyone.  And in Source Code there was that initial inertia of just having to find ways to convince these huge groups of people ““ understandably because of the millions of dollars of other people’s money that I’m making decisions about.  If it were a company I sure as hell would want to know that this person knew what they were doing.  And as a director that’s pretty much what I’m doing.  So it was a slow process at first fortunately but by the time I came back to London with my BAFTA I had everyone on side and we were all working together.

    CS:  And to that point, getting to the bureaucracy of things, the material itself ““ Jake presented it to you as a story ““ what leapt out at you and said ““ never minding that you probably had directors, producers, actors, what have you, tossing you scripts left and right – what leapt out at you where you said, “I need to make this one?”

    JONES: Well, the initial draw for me was Jake because it’s so important to me to work with actors who I respect and who I believe can carry a movie.  I knew that about Sam Rockwell.  I knew that he could and knew that he had the potential to be a leading man.  And with Jake, he already was a leading man but I felt like there were things I could bring out of him which I hadn’t seen in a particular way and I think to me that sort of Harrison Ford/Indiana Jones rough on the edges normal guy who’s frustrated with the world around him but he gets the job done.  I felt like Jake could do that and I think that’s where hopefully the Jake you see in Source Code.  I really wanted to work with him.  And, there were elements of the script ““ the fact that it starts with a bang and it just keeps going.  It’s so fast paced.  I love that!  And it was so different from Moon.  And, for me, it was exciting to have done Moon and then go on and do something that was so different in that respect.

    CS:  The movie itself ““ it’s set in Chicago and the film is very place specific when it comes to saying as such.  Was that intentional?  Somehow it felt like Chicago or Illinois, that geography played a part in this story being told.  Or was it just random chance?

    JONES: I have to be honest.  The original script was set in New York.

    CS:  Really?

    duncanjones4601JONES: Because of sensitivities to New York’s terrorist attacks, they needed to find a different city to put it in.  Totally justifiable.

    We considered a number of different places and Chicago is geographically middle of the country ““ east and west coast could relate to it.  And for me there was a specific thing, the Anish Kapoor sculpture, the amazing mirrored thing in the park there ““ I love that.  It looks sci-fi and it’s real.  It’s really there.  It’s a new and growing landmark for Chicago.

    There was this element in the original script that wasn’t in the film that I made.  It was this weird abstract shape with spokes on it and over the course of the film in nightmarish segments you sort of move out and see more of it and eventually you see that it’s a bicycle next to a train tunnel and the film would end with a train going through the tunnel.  I thought, well I think there is something I can do that’s a little different and I think that might work better and that was to use the sculpture as this nightmarish image because if you get close enough the reflections in it are all strange and distorted.  That’s what I used as a replacement for what was in the script.  The payoff is that you end up looking at this landmark of Chicago.

    CS:  The development process itself ““ they say a movie is made three times ““ on the page, making it, and in the editing room.  Can you talk about how you went from the script and you’re thinking about it in your head, how you had it storyboarded out, how you worked with your other directors and saying “This is what we need to capture” ““ how did that process evolve from what you thought it was going to be to what it ultimately ended up being?

    JONES: It was fairly organic.  I had fantastic people to work with.  Don Burgess was my cinematographer ““ he did the first Spiderman film, Forest Gump, he did The Book of Eli, which is a great looking film as well.  Don is a really experienced guy, very calm, very practical.  He just knows how to get on with things, and, very experienced in working with special effects.  We had many special effects in the film so there was a lot of stuff that someone like him had to bear in mind.  You just couldn’t get a cinematographer.  You had to get someone who could deal with special effects as well.  So he was terrific to have on site.  My editor, Paul Hirsh, is a true Hollywood legend.  He edited Empire Strikes Back, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.  He won an Oscar for Ray.  He did the first Mission Impossible film.  He’s an institution and to have him on my side as well.  I was surrounding myself with incredibly talented, experienced people and that made things much easier.

    jake-gyllenhaal-source-codeCS:  How does that process work?  Like a job posting saying “I need help with this film, come apply”?

    JONES: I did interviews.  It was crazy.  I did interviews with people who made films I watched as a kid.  It was intimidating but it was fantastic.  Paul Hirsch sat across a desk from me and told me why he should edit this film.  It’s very strange thing making a Hollywood film.  You don’t do that when you are an indie director.  When you are an indie director you desperately plead people to come and work with you.  When you do a Hollywood film, they come and make an argument on why they should do it.  It’s very unusual.

    CS:  Is it alluring in a way?  I’m thinking of Soderbergh and his process ““ big, small, big, small ““ he has found a good balance.  Do you see why it’s so alluring to be a big time director versus indie independence?

    JONES: I know on a very practical level that I want to work at a budget that allows me make the crazy stories that I have of my own.  I want to make them the way I see them and I know I can’t do that for $5 million the way I did Moon.  Moon was designed as a calling card to say, “Look, I can do something interesting if you give me a chance.”Â  Source Code was the opportunity to work in Hollywood, to work with Jake and to make a fun film that shows, hopefully (we’ll see how the opening weekend goes), but I can make you films that will be successful and be interesting at the same time.  Hopefully with those two I can make my own projects with some more money and do it through the Hollywood system.  We’ll see how it goes.

    CS:  Final question:  Sci-fi ““ I know we have Moon, Source Code, Mute is now going to be a graphic novel, bringing that to life the same way Darren Aronofsky brought The Fountain to life.  Sci-fi ““ is that going to be your wheel house?

    JONES: I’m going to do one more sci-fi film next and then I’m going to take a sabbatical break for a while and go do some other genres which I really want to do and then I will, one day if I get the chance, I’ll come back and do Mute just because I have to.  It was the film I tried to make from the very beginning so I’d just like the chance to make that film.  It may be small ““ make it as a little film but I’ll come back to do it.

  • TV Or Not TV: 3/14 – 3/20

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    It’s been quite a few years and even though I’ve had a lot of time invested in it I’m just not sure that I want to continue my relationship with THE OFFICE.

    As many of you have heard by now STEVE CARELL is leaving the hit show to pursue whatever it is that he is going to pursue. In many ways I think knowing this information ahead of time has really gotten in my way of trying to passively watch a show that is meant to be passively watched. I spend my time watching plot details unfold and start over-analyzing what is going on. I start to look for the under-current being set-up for the upcoming departure and I begin paying too much attention. THE OFFICE wasn’t meant to be analyzed. It’s mental chewing gum, not Shakespeare.

    First and foremost THE OFFICE is a situation comedy. It isn’t meant to be scholarly, it isn’t going to be intellectual. A good sitcom is meant to distract and entertain and allow me to sit there mindlessly taking in the entertainment. This has been taken away from me as I’ve noticed a change in the dynamic of the show this season. When I watch the show I get the impression that we’re seeing far less of MICHAEL SCOTT and a lot more of the other people in THE OFFICE. This shouldn’t be a big deal however it is something that feels contradictory to the formula I’ve grown accustomed to. I’m used to an absurd MICHAEL SCOTT main plot and an office worker sub-plot playing out. This season I’ve felt that dynamic has been flipped and it really takes me out of the moment.

    With CARELL’s departure I’ve also been analyzing the show in too deep a fashion trying to see if the writing had any foreshadowing of the reason behind MICHAEL SCOTT’s departure. I know this is a silly type of thinking since this show isn’t written by the team from LOST or by JOSS WHEDON, but the fact that the guy is leaving means that they would have to come up with the scenario why he was going. There wasn’t anything that was obvious in the early episodes but in my opinion the writing has been on the wall since they re-introduced MICHAEL’s former and now once again burning flame HR specialist HOLLY. I now wouldn’t be surprised in the least if the reason why MICHAEL were to leave was to follow HOLLY wherever she was going. I also really hope that this is the reason why MICHAEL SCOTT leaves THE OFFICE because the romantic in me is always rooting for true love.

    About mid-way through this television season I discovered that CARELL’s departure wasn’t going to come at the end of the season but would come near the end. There’s going to be a few awkward week’s of people filling in for the departed office manager. I know I’m going to stick around to at least say good-bye to MICHAEL but the weakness in the last few episodes make me wonder if the magic isn’t already gone from this long running show and after MICHAEL SCOTT is gone we will have seen the man behind the curtain and all of the magic will be gone for us from the all-powerful Oz.

    Now that I’ve said my piece on THE OFFICE let’s see what else is on tap for the week ending in my 40th birthday, shall we?

    MONDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Those into THE BACHELOR finally get to see if BRAD actually chooses a girl this time.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Hello ladies. Try to enjoy ISAIAH MUSTAFA tonight on CHUCK as he starts as the super spy your man could smell like.

    FX – 8:00 PM: Part of me is a little embarrassed to admit that I really liked the TINA FEY movie BABY MAMA.

    TUESDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: It’s finally time for sectionals on GLEE and the show ventures into unknown territory as they perform original music. The cynic in me thinks this is an attempt at them not having to pay royalties out the nose for the inevitable soundtrack.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: The teams on THE BIGGEST LOSER get merged and they compete to see who can make the lowest calorie meal in 30 minutes. This one screams CURTIS STONE appearance.

    ABC – 9:00 PM: It’s the season (series?) finale for V tonight as ANNA tries to trick out her daughter to TYLER. Those space lizards really know about good parenting.

    FOX – 9:00 PM: Everyone gets down to writing out their will’s and JIMMY has the difficult choice of bestowing guardianship of hope in his absence on RAISING HOPE.

    WEDNESDAY

    ABC FAMILY – 7:00 PM: Please, no one tell my daughter that there’s an airing of BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA followed by BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA 2 tonight or I guarantee that’s all I’ll be watching. Really, there’s money involved if you don’t let this one out.

    CBS – 8:00 PM: It just feels hollow and empty on SURVIVOR: REDEMPTION ISLAND now that RUSSELL is out of the game.

    FOX – 8:00 PM: I know you don’t need this column to tell you that there’s a new AMERICAN IDOL on tonight so instead let me warn you that it’s two hours of listening to half-talents scream sing with a few stars shining in the mix.

    ABC – 8:30 PM: I can’t put my finger on what exactly it is that I’ve been enjoying about MR. SUNSHINE but it has at least made me not miss COUGAR TOWN so I guess that’s saying something for it, right?

    THURSDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: THE BLACK EYED PEAS continue their “We’re appearing on every show” tour as they perform on tonight’s elimination episode of AMERICAN IDOL.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: There’s a baby shower for SHIRLEY tonight on COMMUNITY and I’m sure CHANG won’t do anything to make it uncomfortable. Also the entire NBC lineup tonight is new except for THE OFFICE so now we’ve got that out of the way.

    FOX – 9:00 PM: Tonight on BONES there’s a blizzard, a blackout and a viral outbreak. Is the guest star tonight the four horsemen of the apocalypse?

    BRAVO – 9:00 PM: KATHY GRIFFIN returns to BRAVO with a new stand-up special 50 & NOT PREGNANT. Catch it now because her stuff is topical so you’ll want to get it while its fresh.

    FRIDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Tonight is the series finale of SUPERNANNY to which I have to say, “This show was still on the air?”

    BRAVO – 8:00 PM: Did you miss last night’s airing of KATHY GRIFFIN: 50 & NOT PREGNANT? Here’s a second chance at it.

    FOX – 9:00 PM: If you’ve been wondering where exactly this universe’s LINCOLN LEE is than you have to look no further than this week’s FRINGE to find out. I can’t wait to see how they explain that OLIVIA doesn’t recognize him.

    SATURDAY

    TNT – 8:00 PM: If you haven’t seen the KILL BILL saga then TNT is giving you a chance to see both volumes back-to-back. I’m not sure if this will be a TV edit of it but if so I hope the watered down version is as entertaining as the uncut.

    SCIENCE – 10:00 PM: Repeat or not I just can’t get enough of AN IDIOT ABROAD.

    BBCA – 9:00 PM: Even though all of this third season has been good, tonight’s episode of BEING HUMAN is by far one of the most compelling. The return of HERRICK was nothing that I expected and what transpires is just engulfing. I don’t think I blinked the entire time.

    NBC – 11:30 PM: I’ve tried so very hard to forget this episode of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE hosted by JEFF BRIDGES. Why oh why did they have to bring it back?

    SUNDAY

    FX – 8:00 PM: Following up an airing of IRON MAN with X-MEN: THE LAST STAND is like following up a thing of beauty with X-MEN: THE LAST STAND.

    HBO – 9:00 PM: After five seasons we finally see what the future holds for the HENRICKSON‘s as the BIG LOVE series finale happens tonight.

    A&E – 10:30 PM: Let me tell you something Fish, if you’ve been missing your T-BAG fix than you won’t want to miss this week’s episode of BREAKOUT KINGS since the con that’s gone is none other than Theodore Bagwell of PRISON BREAK fame. Now just take a hold of my pocket…


  • Trailer Park: PAUL, ICE ROAD TRUCKERS, BIRDEMIC, THE LAST LOVECRAFT RELIC OF CTHULHU, A FILM UNFINISHED

    By Christopher Stipp

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    PAUL – Screening

    paul_poster_2-535x792I could not be more excited to see this film, the final product of a project that nerds who appreciate Simon Pegg and Nick Frost have been hearing about for years. On purpose I’ve been trying to avoid anything and everything about this movie but it’s been hard because it has been everywhere. An alien, Comic-Con, a road trip, Jason Bateman, the laundry list of good things brewing within this movie’s run time is just scrumptious.

    So, if you live in the Phoenix area and can make it to a screening on March 15 then send me your name to Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and I’ll get you entered to win a pair of passes to see this before everyone else.

    SYNOPSIS:

    Simon Pegg and Nick Frost (Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead) reunite for the comedy adventure Paul as two sci-fi geeks whose pilgrimage takes them to America’s UFO heartland. While there, they accidentally meet an alien who brings them on an insane road trip that alters their universe forever.

    For the past 60 years, an alien named Paul (Seth Rogen) has been hanging out at a top-secret military base. For reasons unknown, the space-traveling smart ass decides to escape the compound and hop on the first vehicle out of town – a rented RV containing Earthlings Graeme Willy (Pegg) and Clive Gollings (Frost).

    Chased by federal agents and the fanatical father of a young woman that they accidentally kidnap, Graeme and Clive hatch a fumbling escape plan to return Paul to his mother ship. And as two nerds struggle to help, one little green man might just take his fellow outcasts from misfits to intergalactic heroes.

    Paul is directed by Superbad’s Greg Mottola, from a story by Pegg & Frost. Joining the comedy’s cast are Jason Bateman, Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader, Blythe Danner, Joe Lo Truglio, John Carroll Lynch, David Koechner and Sigourney Weaver. www.whatispaul.com

    ICE ROAD TRUCKERS: THE COMPLETE SEASON FOUR – Blu-Ray Review

    irts4-bdI am a sucker for this show. Flat out, I am a fan of this series.

    I don’t know about you but the History channel has been putting out the most consistent reality programming in terms of quality more than any network out there today. You have have your American Idol, your Biggest Loser, I’ll gladly take a series about people needing money like no one’s business. That’s your human drama, that’s where the real thrill comes.

    Ice Road Truckers has always satisfied my need for good reality television if for no other reason than this series, like Deadliest Catch, has some seriousness attached to it. Meaning, I know that when the cameras go off these drivers are still living the life of people who are just trying to make ends meet. They’re not housewives, they’re not living an opulent lifestyle of fame, these are the blue collar workers who are doing the things that really are keeping the whole economy moving.

    There is real money involved here. There is the difference between someone making rent this month and being sidelined enough to make it difficult for them to keep living their life. It’s like a game show and drama all in one. I have no way of explaining why this series strikes a chord with me so deeply but this series is worth checking out, it’s worth buying and owning. There is just something about watching the trials and tribulations of people who have some real skin in the game and there is no better bet on DVD within the reality genre than this series.

    About the Blu-Ray:

    THE #1 HISTORY® SERIES IS BACK AND MORE DANGEROUS THAN EVER!

    Just when you thought trucking couldn’t get more dangerous…the new season of Ice Road Truckers is back, barreling onto blu-ray and DVD in ICE ROAD TRUCKERS: THE COMPLETE SEASON FOUR! In this top-rated season, reaching over 3.5MM viewers, the drivers return to Alaska, hauling their biggest loads ever across the most dangerous terrain they’ve faced. But this year, trucking critically needed cargo north to the oil fields of Prudhoe Bay is just the beginning”¦

    In season four, the drivers will tackle frozen rivers and swamps out beyond the Dalton Highway, hauling supplies to some of the most remote towns of the great white north. Reigning king, Jack Jesse, looks to defend his title, and Lisa Kelly, one of the only woman truckers on the haul road, fights to prove herself in the male-dominated profession. Rookie Ray Veilleux, who recently lost his business in the lower 48, has come north to run the road and keep his struggling family afloat. And in a decades-long rivalry, veteran drivers Hugh Rowland and Alex Debogorski are back racing neck and neck. The stakes are high as the dash for cash continues. Don’t miss out on all the excitement as the white-knuckle new season featuring over 12 hours of thrilling drama, as well as additional footage arrives on DVD and blu-ray this February!

    Experience all 16 episodes of this landmark series on 4 Blu-ray Discs.

    DISC 1: Breaking Through / The Polar Bear Returns / Facing Down The Blow / Monster Storm Over Atigun

    DISC 2: Trapped on Thin Ice / Danger at 55 Below / Avalanche! / Lisa s Monster Megahaul

    DISC 3: Blood on the Dalton / The Ace vs. The Ice / A Rookie s Nightmare / The Dalton Strikes Back

    DISC 4: Convoy to Hell / A Legend Meets His End / Deadly Melt / New King of the Dalton / Bonus

    BIRDEMIC – DVD Review

    birdemic_2d_hYes, it’s silly but, I assure you, it’s worth it.

    I haven’t a clue if your local bankrupt Blockbuster, or your precious Netflix has the stones to carry a powerhouse like Birdemic but, if it does, show your DVD player who’s boss and dominate this movie. What ought to be one of the worst movies of 2010 is actually a fun piece of cinema if for only the fact that this film exists as a reminder of what’s possible when you want to make a film that is equal parts schlock and brilliance.

    Now, what makes this movie so entertaining is its awfulness. I realize that’s a contradiction in terms but this movie is purposely bad in terms of its technical competencies. The dialogue is stilted, the sets are bare which makes you feel the fact that they were going for a true film school experience, the acting is nonexistent, the effects are a joke but Birdemic is just fun and that’s what’s been missing from film for quite some time. We herald technical filmmakers for their prowess but this is all about having a good time. It’s about getting back to that experience of why people like movies in the first place and the amount of love for the medium is dripping from every scene.

    This may a movie about an invasion of birds but William Shatner would be jealous if he knew some fowl is threatening to overtake his spider adventure as my go-to film from now on as my favorite piece of cheese.

    About the DVD:

    NOT SINCE HITCHCOCK HAVE OUR FINE FEATHERED FRIENDS WREAKED

    SUCH HIGH-FLOWN HAVOC AS IN THIS NEW INSTANT CULT CLASSIC

    BIRDEMIC: SHOCK AND TERROR

    The Soaring Midnight Movie Sensation of 2010 Swoops Down Onto Blu-ray and DVD on February 22, 2011, Carrying a Load of Must-See Bonus Material in Its Talons

    “A high-flying cult hit!” ““ The New York Times

    “A cult classic ““ the best worst movie of all time!” ““ CBS News

    New York, NY ““ It is a tender love story. A graphic horror shocker. An urgent ecological warning. And around the world, it became the must-see midnight movie sensation of the year. From writer/producer/director/visionary James Nguyen ““ The Master of the Romantic Thriller ““ comes BIRDEMIC: SHOCK AND TERROR, perching onto Blu-ray and DVD from Severin Films on February 22, 2011, with an SRP of $29.98 and $24.98, respectively.

    An outrageous homage to Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds, BIRDEMIC: SHOCK AND TERROR caught the attention of such mighty media powers as CBS News and The New York Times when Severin Films released it in more than 50 cities, where it enjoyed sold-out midnight showings. Judged an instant cult classic and hailed for its chutzpah as much as its cinematic ingenuity, the movie is truly a one-of-a-kind experience.

    Alan Bagh stars as Rod, a Bay Area software salesman (named in apparent tribute to The Birds star Rod Taylor) who has just made a million-dollar deal. Riding high on his success, Rod snags a date with Nathalie (Whitney Moore), his former high school classmate who has become a knockout lingerie model. They hit if off immediately but awake from their first night together in a quaint seaside town to the horror of eagles and vultures swooping down and attacking the locals, turning this picturesque locale into an avian hell on earth.

    Hollywood legend Tippi Hedren of Hitchcock’s 1963 classic makes a special appearance in the global cult movie phenomenon that Videogum says “might end up being the greatest film of all time!”

    In addition to equally high praise from The New York Times and CBS, BIRDEMIC: SHOCK AND TERROR was called “our crazy new movie obsession!” by Entertainment Weekly, and Bloody-Disgusting.com described seeing it as “the greatest night of your life.”

    The much-anticipated arrival of the movie on DVD and Blu-ray comes as the sequel, Birdemic II: The Resurrection, is being readied for theatrical release in 2011.

    Both the Blu-ray and DVD of BIRDEMIC: SHOCK AND TERROR are filled with an abundance of hilarious special features. Additionally, two songs, “This Is Birdemic” and “Hangin’ Out With My Family,” are being released to coincide with the movie’s DVD/Blu-ray release.

    BIRDEMIC: SHOCK AND TERROR DVD & BLU-RAY EXTRAS

    Audio Commentary With Director James Nguyen

    Audio Commentary With Stars Alan Bagh and Whitney Moore

    Deleted Scenes

    Birdemic Experience Tour Featurette

    James Nguyen on “Movie Close Up”

    MOVIEHEAD: The James Nguyen Story Teaser

    Birdemic Experience 2010 Trailer

    THE LAST LOVECRAFT: RELIC OF CTHULHU – DVD Review

    last-lovecraft_2d_hThis is film is amazing.

    Not knowing what this movie was about, only coming into contact with Lovecraft in passing as I grew up in the ranks of reading fiction that was more Steinbeck than Stephen King, I had no idea that I would enjoy this as much as I did.

    The long and short of the narrative is that the last known descendant of H.P. Lovecraft is the only person who can prevent a horde of Lovecraft-ian creatures from taking over the world. Naturally. What makes this such a fun film that you ought to seek out and see as soon as possible is its genuine ability to be funny and entertaining. The bar is already set low because it’s an independent feature but that shouldn’t take away from the solid humor that ranges from the pure icky of the monsters that are shown to exist in this reality to the purely idiosyncratic as three rubes fumble towards saving the world without getting themselves killed. It would be easy to simply dismiss the story as a machination of tired tropes we’ve all seen when it comes to invading monsters but it’s the heart that this movie has that makes it head and shoulders a movie that needs to be seen.

    The mix of sci-fi, fantasy, and straight up comedy is brilliantly done and is deftly executed. If you would like to see a trailer check it out here but do yourself a favor and get this rented, bought, and enjoy.

    About the DVD:

    THE LAST LOVECRAFT: RELIC OF CTHULHU

    Genre Bending Film Comes to Dark Sky Films DVD on February 15, 2011

    “What a great film ““ the laughs keep coming and they never let up.”
    ““ The Film Reel

    “a strong, fun independent movie that Lovecraft fans will really love.”
    ““ John Allison, RowThree.com

    Mankind is threatened with extinction, and it’s up to three geeks and a salty sea captain to prevent disaster in the uproariously frightening THE LAST LOVECRAFT: RELIC OF CTHULHU. The movie, inspired by the writings of horror icon H.P. Lovecraft, will thrill aficionados when it reaches DVD via Dark Sky Films and MPI Media Group on February 15, 2011, with an SRP of $24.98.

    Bored office drone Jeff (Kyle Davis, Friday the 13th) is informed by a mysterious elderly professor that he is the last living descendant of H.P. Lovecraft, the revered author of such horror/fantasy classics as The Shadow Over Innsmouth, Re-Animator and the Cthulhu Mythos stories. Jeff is thus the only person who can prevent a race of evil creatures (drawn from Lovecraft’s imagination) from wreaking havoc. The mild-mannered Jeff must protect an ancient relic and prevent it from falling into the clutches of the monsters, which would bring about the release of all-powerful evil known as Cthulhu. Jeff enlists the aid of his co-worker Charlie (screenwriter and producer, Devin McGinn, Bones) and a husky Lovecraft aficionado, Paul (Barak Hardley, Greek), and together they put their slacker lives on hold to embark on an icky and hilarious mission to save the world. Along the way, they get some help from an a sea captain with a fish-boy son ““ and discover that Lovecraft’s horrific monsters, including a T-shirt-wearing reptile man, are far from fictional.

    Part road movie, part buddy movie in the vein of Superbad and The Hangover, THE LAST LOVECRAFT: RELIC OF CTHULHU is also a supremely creepy tribute to H.P. Lovecraft. No less an authority than Stephen King called him “the 20th century’s greatest practitioner of the classic horror tale.” Lovecraft’s tales of Cthulhu and other stories have spawned movies, books, toys, games, apparel and collectibles.

    An Official Selection of the Toronto After Dark Film Fest and the Slamdance Film Festival, THE LAST LOVECRAFT: RELIC OF CTHULHU has fans and critics alike in its thrall. Todd Brown of TwitchFilm.net called it “a loving ode to both B-grade monster cinema “¦ and the works of H.P. Lovecraft. “¦ so slapdash charming that it’s impossible not to enjoy the ride.” “Funny from start to finish and full of some great creature effects,” said The Film Reel. Director Henry Saine “brings to life some seriously creepy Lovecraftian sea monsters with equal parts blood, slime and slapstick,” wrote Roxxanne Benjamin at Bloody-Disgusting.com. And Toronto Film Scene said, “No one and no thing takes itself seriously in THE LAST LOVECRAFT, and that’s definitely part of its charm “¦ both gory and funny (one of the best combinations!).”

    Extras on the DVD include:

    Trailer

    Cast Commentary

    Still Gallery

    Deleted Scenes

    Animation Tempts

    A FILM UNFINISHED

    In celebration of A FILM UNFINISHED being released on March 8th through Oscilloscope I am re-running the interview I did with director Yael Hersonski about a movie that is important, is stirring, is emotional, and is altogether powerful. Consider checking it out if you can as it certainly is one of those documentaries that shakes your heart while telling a story that needs telling.

    Yael Hersonski- Interview

    Just when you thought that everything has been unearthed about what happened to Jews in the holocaust filmmaker Yael Heronski unearths documentary footage, shot by Nazis, about life in a Warsaw ghetto. It was mere months before this very same ghetto would be purged of its residents, the remainder still around shipped off and sent to their certain death.

    a_film_unfinishedWhat Heronski found in the footage that was once thought complete, the movie on display here showing the lengths to which the Nazis wanted to craft their own narrative that stretched the truth about what was happening inside these claustrophobic walls of half a million Jews that were contained within 3 square miles. From retakes that had poor, starving children looking just as forlorn and despondent as they did the first time they were put in front of the camera to the indignities that women had to suffer as their nude bodies were objects to be film and exploited, as if they were cattle to be assessed, are things of nightmares. Yael wanted to make a movie that went beyond outrage, to showcase the pure and unrepentant horror that were these men who took this film, and she did exactly that.

    Praised with reviews from the New York Times and the Los Angeles Times this is no ordinary documentary about the atrocities of an army bent on complete ethnic cleansing, this is a singular portrait that embodies the kind of inhumane and cruelty man is capable of. It may very well be presumptuous to say this is the kind of film that belongs in history classes everywhere but it does. It’s a historical document that cuts through the Hollywood glamorization of a time that time would like to forget but never will.

    Oscilloscope Laboratories, the production company putting out A Film Unfinished and headed by Beastie Boy Adam Yauch, recently gave the MPAA a piece of its mind when the rating body saddled the film with an R rating. A sad decision that prompted Yauch to respond: “This is too important of a historical document to ban from classrooms. While there’s no doubt that Holocaust atrocities are displayed, if teachers feel their students are ready to understand what happened, it’s essential that young people are given the opportunity to see this film. Why deny them the chance to learn about this critical part of our human history? I understand that the MPAA wants to protect children’s eyes from things that are too overwhelming, but they’ve really gone too far this time. It’s bullshit.”

    Yael spoke with me last week and we talked about the film which is now open in New York and Los Angeles and will be opening wide as the weeks roll on.

    Check out the movie’s official site for release dates about when it will be coming to a theater near you.

    Senior Programmer David Courier (L) and Director Yael HersonskiCHRISTOPHER STIPP: Thank you for fitting me into your schedule. You are probably all sorts of busy.

    YAEL HERSONSKI: Given that I am leaving on Sunday, I am trying to use every minute here.

    CS: I just read what the New York Times had to say about the movie. That must be very uplifting.

    HERSONSKI: Yes. I was very fortunate to have this kind of a review.

    CS: I would like to just get right into it and talk about, now that the finished product is now out and people are responding to it in a positive way, how did you approach this project and how were you the one to put this together?

    HERSONSKI: I think it was after I decided to do a project on the Holocaust not only because of the Holocaust’s inhumanity and inconceivable horror but mainly because it’s marked the beginning of the systematic documentation of the Ghetto. I thought of it also as a case study of the images we’re bombarded with today. I think there is a kind of numbness today and we cannot emotionally digest what we are actually seeing. We are watching, but I don’t think we want to see anymore.

    I was thinking, too, of where it all started and I think it all started there, at the point of documentation. Then I decided to approach one of the most prominent film producers in Israel, of documentary films, and he gave me a list of footage I should watch. To just watch and try to understand the most familiar footage they used. And that film was among them. And when I saw it, I was shocked. I literally experienced a kind of anxiety not only because of the images but also because I knew some of them and saw them in so many other films I was never able to understand what I was seeing because it was out of the full context. Have you seen the film?

    CS: Yes, I have.

    HERONSKI: OK, so the scene in which you see the naked women going into the ritual bath, at the Polish museum they called the footage “Ritual Bath.”. I thought it is hard to believe for me today but when I saw it then I couldn’t realize how anxious and terrorized and terrified these women were because it was titled like an objective documentation of real life inside the ghetto. Being able to see the whole sequence, however, I suddenly saw much more. It was the same image but I couldn’t and didn’t realize that these women were having something very close to an anxiety attack and they had a good reason because they were naked and surrounded by uniformed men who were pointing cameras at them. It was a terrifying experience and I think in learning about how these images were made shifts the place of the horror to its real place.

    CS: And that leads into something I was going to talk to you about. I know there are moments in the film where moments are done again, and again, and again, and to my eye I can’t see what they were doing so many takes for. It’s as if they were obsessing over a shot they wanted to get perfect. Did you try and understand the actual filmmaking process of what they were obsessing about?

    filmunfinishedHERSONSKI: I have no idea. Eventually when we see the children just gazing at the window shop of the meat store that’s all they had to do was just stare. Period. We had something like seven takes of this same action. I don’t know what their problem was. Maybe the lighting was not satisfying. I have no idea. But one thing is clear here. This is one of the most amazing moments I read in the protocols of the Nazis with the camermen. It was written in German so I read it slowly. “It was very difficult for us to shoot this film”¦” And I’m sure, at this point, I’m going to read an emotional confession and the next line is, “because we didn’t have enough lighting equipment.” It was difficult because they didn’t have enough film equipment.

    These guys were occupied with the lighting and all the small details on how to make the shot and just not to see ““ the ability to see the ability to watch something – but not do see. Inside the ghetto they were filming but they are not realizing, not able to realize what it is they are perpetrating.

    CS: And it strikes me, you talked about it earlier, their preoccupation with something that was completely irrelevant ““ the level of suffering at their own hands ““ that they are meting out. The men who film this are just completely numb to what they’re doing and I think it’s almost that you can just extrapolate it to the larger picture of Nazism in general. I am just astounded that they were able to do this without any sort of moral hesitation ““ for lack of a better word.

    HERSONSKI: I think it’s such a different situation that we not only know, but can imagine, that I preferred not to judge the cameraman ““ not to judge what he is saying because the protocols are what they are. I didn’t change one comma, one word, from what he was saying in the very strange phrasing in German that he used. I don’t know and I don’t want to guess what he knew or didn’t know or whether he realized what he was doing while doing that and what he realized just after the war. I just don’t know.

    I guess that if it was not conscious that he’s part of something ““ if it was not in his conscious level, maybe a subliminal – because in fact, after the war, he did change his profession and he was driving to the east to the film archive. Somehow he managed to find his own cameraman, take all his reels, and took them home and burned it. This is not a series of actions of someone who feels innocent. I feel that they cannot understand the reality of living inside the ghetto, therefore I won’t bother even to imagine how it feels to film there. But for me what was quite astonishing to think about was the fact that 1942 was one of the last years of the ghetto and was one of the most horrendous. 100,000 people died from hunger and diseases and you could see buildings that were full of families really enduring hell.

    The reality is that some of this is documented in film like raw material for their own audience. The action of filming. It was one of the most extreme examples of propaganda filmmaking. I don’t think it’s completely alien from contemporary filmmaking that we practice as it is an art skill. When the war was over people laughed and when people stopped suffering around the world we moved on. Easily, I can tell you we live in such an area. The filmmakers documenting the suffering of the Palestinians for a long time are doing so now and I’m trying to understand what does it mean to go to the occupied territories to document suffering of others and go back to your comfortable life.

    What does that mean? Many films actually make their point but it doesn’t change the fact that people are still suffering. So I am just raising questions, I don’t have answers.

    CS: Is that frustrating as a documentarian or is this just part of the job to raise the questions and not really answer them?

    HERSONSKI: I have a very interesting confession with one of the filmmakers that I appreciate the most in Israel. He’s also a political activist and when we were talking about that we came to the conclusion that making films and being an activist cannot be the same thing. Not being an activist by making films. Making films is a visual way of thinking about the world, and reality, in a very deep manner. It’s probably the most complex medium we have, to make something about our perception of reality but it’s not about making a change.

    filmunfinished2CS: And that’s interesting because I know there are some documentarians out there who use this form as a platform to push their own theories, theses, as they have an idea of how the world looks and craft that as they see fit. I think this is one of the reasons why this film works is because it doesn’t demonize ““ it literally takes the risk of showing the events as they happened and to let the horror speak for itself. It’s a risk I think some filmmakers have taken and I think you did it as well. That must have just clawed at you, you must have wanted to make some kind of comment about the filmmakers and where they were coming from.

    HERSONSKI: Yes. That’s exactly what I was trying to do and not to do; trying not to be on the front page because something which is so much more complex and real speaks for itself that I could have very easily done that. I thought making this film which I thought was first collecting lots of materials and then discovering them and I felt that there was something here that needs to be told but my part here is to be a storyteller and not more than that. It’s a story that shed light on the way we tell stories, let’s put it that way. So I feel I have done my part in collecting the pieces but not more than that.

    CS: And if I could ask you just one more question before I let you go, bringing in the survivors of the ghetto to watch the film, one at a time. That was obviously a tough moment for all involved as you probably didn’t know what kind of reaction you would get. How was that build-up when you knew that was going to happen? Did you have anything in mind of how you wanted things to go or was it really just, “Let’s show them the film and just get their reaction”?

    HERSONSKI: It was exhausting, difficult, and mysterious. I knew it during filmmaking. It was something that became my nightmares before I did it. Because I knew of the survivors and know how little we know about what they went through. It was extremely difficult for me to ask them to do that.

    First of all, I wanted them to know exactly what it was about. They could not imagine it themselves because they didn’t know what the footage was but I explained to them. I didn’t want to intensify the experience of being confronted with these images as much as I could. As well, I knew they wouldn’t have a second chance to see the footage not because they wouldn’t be able to show up again but you wouldn’t want to show this footage to these people again. We have one chance here and if you blow it up it is your business. I really wanted to make sure that they saw these images and commented on them in the best way they could. These people, it was hard for them to see the uniform.

    I explained to them, upfront, and those who were hesitating to do it or not I said we prefer they don’t come. The ones who had hesitations had good reasons to hesitate. At the moment I heard them hesitate I said, “OK, I prefer not to do it.” Those who came were the ones who really insisted to do it. Felt great urgency to do it. And felt also that their own personal task to have the final word here over the images because they were the only ones that are alive, that are actually hiding from that film crew, and when we see these images we can’t imagine them several meters away and to have the opportunity to watch these images from a such different perspective. After more than 70 years it is an overwhelming situation. I am speaking here on my own behalf. Of course, I didn’t want to torture them too much, they saw the film, we talked about 30 minutes maybe one hour, there was one woman that was stronger than the others and that’s it. And they wanted to see it again. The finished film, edited. They did come to the screenings and were quite touched by the result.

    CS: It’s a film that I think should be required viewing.

    HERSONSKI: Thank you so much.

  • TV Or Not TV: 1/31 – 2/6

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    Usually when I sit down to write this column on a Sunday (yes, it is published Monday so heaven forbid I actually do something in advance) I’m sometimes left wondering exactly what to write about it. Thanks to an outstanding episode of SATURDAY NIGHT LIFE this past Saturday night I am thankful to the TV spirits because after watching it from the DVR this Sunday morning I have a column that I’m pretty sure will write itself.

    I was looking forward to this past week’s SNL because it was being hosted by Jesse Eisenberg. I admit I was looking forward to Eisenberg himself but I was also looking forward to the fact that an actor was hosting that wouldn’t get in the way of the writers and might bring some positive feedback to the writing process. Eisenberg seems to be the type of actor that comes off as a simple, if not somewhat neurotic, talent that more than likely wouldn’t intimidate the writing staff. The past three installments of the show (Jeff Bridges, Jim Carrey and Gwyneth Paltrow) have been extremely hit or miss (Carrey a complete miss for me and Bridges came off as almost disconnected in a “Why am I doing this?” performance) but I found myself extremely entertained by nearly every skit that Eisenberg was in. The best of the skits, which you probably won’t find on-line thanks to music rights issues, was the DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS skit which literally brought me to my knees with laughter (I was standing in the kitchen making breakfast for the family at the time). I highly suggest anyone who wants a good laugh to find even the poorest of YouTube rips of this skit before NBC forces them to be taken down.

    The item that naturally is getting all of the big headlines is the fact that FACEBOOK creator Mark Zuckerberg, who EISENBERG has received an Oscar nod for portraying in THE SOCIAL NETWORK, actually dropped in to the opening monologue. This was not only an outstanding surprise for us the audience but it also broke us out of the typical and almost predictable type opening monologue that we’ve been handed lately. This was a great move for Zuckerberg since it helps to show the public that he isn’t the character portrayed in THE SOCIAL NETWORK and he actually has a sense of humor about the whole thing. Regardless of the motivation it really helped to make the monologue enjoyable. The only thing I wish was that his presence at the close of the show hadn’t been so awkward.

    If you didn’t see the opening I’m referring to the good folks over at HULU make it really easy for you to take almost all of the show in (with the exception of that stellar DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS skit).

    Now let’s set my Eisenberg adoration aside and get down to the real nitty-gritty of this week’s TV offerings!

    MONDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Tonight’s episode of CHUCK was originally intended as a season ender before NBC came through with a full season pickup. Everything has been building up to this point so if you’re a CHUCK fan I don’t even need to tell you to be watching this tonight.

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Tonight on THE BACHELOR they head to Vegas because that’s just the type of place you go to find true love.

    CBS – 9:00 PM: CBS continues the SHEEN stalling with a repeat of TWO AND A HALF MEN.

    SYFY – 9:00 PM: There was enough in the first two episodes of BEING HUMAN to get me check it out one more week.

    TUESDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: Another GLEE-peat tonight reminds us just how this show put the HORROR back into ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW. Seriously, this was bad.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: All of the contestants are reunited on the ranch on tonight’s episode of THE BIGGEST LOSER. No more anonymity and I’m sure game play will come out hardcore.

    FX – 8:00 PM: What does it say about the night when I view one of the best options on TV is a cable-edited version of STEP BROTHERS?

    LIFETIME – 10:00 PM: Want to know what things are really like in a maternity ward? See the blessed moment and some of the embarrassing ones on ONE BORN EVERY MINUTE.

    WEDNESDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: Please forgive me for the following admission: I’m really enjoying STEVEN TYLER on AMERICAN IDOL.

    FX – 8:00 PM: OK, really, where’s all the new TV? I’m looking at a cable cut of TROPIC THUNDER and thinking it sounds like a good idea tonight.

    A&E – 9:00 PM: After seven seasons even DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER resorts to a clip show as they look back at their most memorable catches.

    ABC – 9:30 PM: COUGAR TOWN is the only new sitcom in ABC’s comedy Wednesday line up. See what I’m saying?

    THURSDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: I really want to recommend tonight’s episode of COMMUNITY because I love the show but I just haven’t been feeling it for the least two episodes. Will tonight pull it out?

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Why do I like WIPEOUT? Show titles like HOCKEY PUCKS AND BIEBER FEVER.

    FOX – 9:00 PM: Tonight on BONES the body that’s found is dressed as a scarecrow in a cornfield. This simple idea terrified me as a child.

    FRIDAY

    THE CW – 8:00 PM: SMALLVILLE finally returns after it had a week delay at the hand of the most nasty of villains: network executives.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: The family tree docuseries WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? returns as we once again get treated to seeing why the famous even have ancestors cooler than we were.

    CBS – 9:00 PM: Ever wonder what the top ten of the SUPER BOWL’S GREATEST COMMERCIALS would be if people voted? Tonight you get your answer.

    ABC – 10:00 PM: BARBRA “buzz kill” WALTERS comes out with another special tonight titled A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH where she interviews celebrities and their brushes with death. What an uplifting way to end my work week.

    SATURDAY

    BBC AMERICA – 11:00 AM: TOP GEAR all day. Again I say TOP GEAR all day. That is all.

    SCIENCE CHANNEL – 8:00 PM: There is nothing greater than KARL PINKERTON in AN IDIOT ABROAD. If you haven’t seen this than you are in for a treat because it’s three episodes airing back-to-back-to-back.

    ABC – 9:00 PM: For a while I was worried that SHREK THE THIRD would be just a lackluster final installment in the SHREK series. Thankfully it wasn’t.

    NBC – 11:30 PM: No you aren’t having a flashback to the 90’s, DANA CARVEY is hosting SNL tonight.

    SUNDAY

    FOX – 6:00 PM E / 3:00 PM P: I can’t wait to watch it all and talk about the greatest moments of SUPER BOWL XLV. You know that I’m talking about the commercials. There has to be at least one stand out one this year, right?

    ANIMAL PLANET – 6:00 PM E / 3:00 PM P: Don’t know what to do with your infant during the big game? Use that other TV to put on the PUPPY BOWL. Maybe you can even put it on in a picture-in-picture window.

    FOX – 10:30 PM E / 7:30 PM P: It’s the super big post-game GLEE. Yeah, they put GLEE on after the SUPER BOWL. This programming makes just a bit more sense than trying to sell wrestling to the Oprah Network.

  • Trailer Park: IP MAN 2, ENTER THE VOID, DEATH RACE 2 UNRATED Giveaway

    By Christopher Stipp

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    IP MAN 2 -Review

    ip-man-2-posterIt’s Sammo Hung who deserves the kudos for this sequel.

    It may be Donnie Yen’s reprisal of Ip Man, the man who would mentor Bruce Lee if you’re unfamiliar with this man’s provenance, who is bringing the same kind of furious fists and feet that he brought to the first film or director Wilson Yip’s fresh take on a genre that has been beaten like the prunish face of any man coming out of the well-choreographed fight sequences but it’s really all about the action when it comes to Ip Man 2. It’s the latter of these points that explains why this film needs to be consumed and enjoyed for what it is and not, unfortunately, what it could have been.

    Sure, the story of how Ip comes to Hong Kong in order to teach his own brand of Wing Chun to the town’s locals seems innocuous enough but the pushback from the city’s version of mafioso types who don’t take kindly to people like him coming in to do what they already have well under control results in what can only be described as action films 101. It’s the approach that you ought to keep things light while giving the masses what they want that hinders this movie from becoming better than it is.

    It’s the David vs. Goliath, Danielson vs. Johnny, kind of brouhaha that we’ve come to expect out of these kinds of films for decades now. It ought to be a lot more disappointing than it is but it’s Sammo Hung who ought to be credited for making a story that, frankly, isn’t infused with the kind of richness that the first Ip Man was imbued with as he sequences fight scenes that make you sit in awe of how original you can be with a pair of fists and a table. In a set piece that can only be called mesmerizing, Ip and Hung (who plays big boss Master Hong Zhen Nan) battle it out on a wobbly table top that brings together magical feats of physicality, brutality, and the nuance of men who understand fluidity and a director who knows how to capture it all. The level of detail that went into making this look as physically intense as it was is not overlooked and is reason enough to go and see these men battle it out on a wobbly piece of furniture.

    The problem with most modern fight sequences in action films is that we have been conditioned by ADD like editing that doesn’t allow you to focus. It’s a small thing to ask for, just to be able and concentrate on the most thrilling aspects of going head-to-head with someone who also wants to kick your head in, but Yip gets it and he captures Hung’s expert level choreography as a ballet of violence. It’s gorgeous.

    The downside to all of this, however, is that this is film also born and bred of stale dualities. After the aforementioned face-off with Hung, which ought to have been the film’s final fight sequence, Ip Man has to contend with some British in the same manner that Jet Li did in 2006
    s Fearless. The Brits are shown as brutes who are savage and racist and bigoted and lumbering, all the things that you would expect of a film that needs to position its players in the most obvious way in order to define what’s at stake for both parties. In a world that’s more shades of gray than it is black and white there is a laziness in painting with too wide a brush. I can appreciate why it was done but it doesn’t make it any better when the eventual outcome is of no surprise to anyone with a discerning eye for mediocre storytelling. It should be noted, however, that none of this takes away from the fight sequences that are at the same time seamless and thrilling.

    Ip Man 2 deserves to be experienced for the talent working behind the scenes to make the words and story less of a focus as it’s Yen’s physicality throughout that ends up being the true charm of this film. Seek it out and ensconce yourself in a martial arts movie that’s low on plot but heavy on thoughtful action set pieces. In a landscape littered with zero calorie action films this is like a big can of spinach: just what the body needs for big muscles.

    ENTER THE VOID – DVD Review

    enter-the-void_3d_hIt’s just one of those movie where you’re either going to love it and make you want to revise your favorite films of 2010 just because of how mind-blowing original and fresh it is or it’s going to make you rue the day you ever let it defile your DVD player.

    I’m revising my list.

    The undeniable thing about director Gaspar Noe’s last feature, 2002’s Irreversible, was that it dealt with violence, sexual assault, and love. The three things were married in a whirlwind of creative filmmaking that was at once inspiring and revolting. From an opening sequence that, honestly, made me queasy with the multiple turns the camera makes to a rape that is hard to watch no matter how fictional it was Noe penetrated my willingness to accept  the world he created. That openness is key to either buying into his fiction or rejecting it wholesale. The thing about Enter The Void, then, is where he takes us and whether we want to journey with him.

    The story of how this low rent drug dealer makes the leap from wayward miscreant to watchful angel is one that is completely fresh and original. Without question, Noe takes some of the boldest steps in making a film that is completely his own and by reinventing the process of shooting in first person. Just because The Rock looked foolish doesn’t mean it isn’t a viable means of presenting a film and that’s what we get here, a lot of reinvention. The thumping bass, the strobing lights, the nihilism that is on display as our protagonist Oscar makes the leap from living, breathing dealer to dying corpse whose consciousness separates from his body on a journey to a world we can only imagine happens before we all die. The story of how one brother looks over his sister tethers this movie to sound ground. What comes after his world goes dark is a ride that you’ll either want to get on again or never come close to…ever.

    Highly recommended for those who want to give their limbic system a good workout.

    About the DVD:

    FROM Gaspar Noé, THE DARING AND VISIONARY DIRECTOR OF IRREVERSIBLE COMES his First Feature in Eight Years and HIS MOST MIND-BLOWING MASTERPIECE — an Extraordinary and Unforgettable Story of Drugs and Other Loves

    Eight years after he shook the world with his one-of-a-kind nightmare Irreversible, director Gaspar Noé is back with his next feature, ENTER THE VOID, which pushes cinematic boundaries even further. The hallucinatory new film, praised by critics around the world arrives on Blu-ray and DVD.

    Noé, who bravely pushed limits (and dared viewers to watch) in the disturbing I Stand Alone and the Monica Bellucci shown-in-reverse-order rape drama Irreversible, follows those worldwide sensations with another triumph. ENTER THE VOID is Noé’s most assured and haunting film yet, a “head trip” a la Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey and at the same time a piercing modern drama.

    Newcomer Nathaniel Brown and Paz de la Huerta (HBO’s Boardwalk Empire) star as a brother and sister trapped in the hellish nighttime world of Tokyo where he deals drugs and she works as a stripper. A crime gone bad leads to shocking violence and then moments of transcendence in which the movie plunges viewers into death and rebirth as no film has done before via “mesmerizing camerawork” (The New York Times) that make it “a dazzling and brutal exercise in cinematic envelope-pushing” (New York Post). Stunning audiences around the world, ENTER THE VOID is a cinematic experience that no serious movie lover can miss.

    DEATH RACE 2 – DVD Giveaway

    o-dvd-blu-ray-art-and-specs-death-race-2I had no clue this existed until I found it laying on my front stoop.

    While I can’t vouch for whether the follow-up of Death Race with Jason Statham from Dutch filmmaker Roel Reiné was any good it was written by Tony Giglio and Paul W. S. Anderson, and stars Luke Goss, Ving Rhames, Danny Trejo and Sean Bean. There’s some genuine talent in there and how can you go wrong with FREE as I have a few copies to give out. Send your name and address to Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com to be entered in a contest to win a free DVD copy of this film. It’s cheaper than Redbox so go ahead and try to win a copy…

    About the film:

    FROM THE FILMMAKERS WHO BROUGHT YOU DEATH RACE & THE RESIDENT EVIL FRANCHISE

    LUKE GOSS, DANNY TREJO, VING RHAMES & SEAN BEAN STAR IN THE ALL-NEW EXPLOSIVE ACTION THRILLER

    DEATH RACE 2 UNRATED

    SEE HOW IT ALL BEGAN

    ON BLU-RAYâ„¢ COMBO PACK, DVD & DIGITAL DOWNLOAD

    JANUARY 18, 2011 FROM UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOME ENTERTAINMENT

    Universal City, California, October 5, 2010 ““ A deadly driving competition spawns a racing legend in Death Race 2, an all-out action thrill ride, coming to Blu-rayâ„¢, DVD and Digital Download January 18, 2011 from Universal Studios Home Entertainment DVD Originalsâ„¢. Danny Trejo (Machete), Ving Rhames (Piranha 3D), Sean Bean (The Lord of the Rings trilogy) and Luke Goss (Hellboy 2: The Golden Army), star along with returning cast members Fred Koehler (“Lost”) and Robin Shou (Beverly Hills Ninja), in an all-new prequel to Paul W.S. Anderson’s 2008 adrenaline-fueled action-thriller, Death Race.  Packed with more of the heart-stopping action, spectacular stunts and shocking twists that propelled the original to cult status, the 2-disc Death Race 2 Blu-rayâ„¢ Combo Pack and DVD will include unrated and rated versions of the film as well as in-depth bonus features that go behind the scenes of the thrill-packed story of the greatest Death Racedriver of all time. The Blu-rayâ„¢ Combo Pack also includes a digital copy of the unrated movie that can be viewed on an array of electronic and portable devices anytime, anywhere. Preorder close is November 30, 2010.

    The latest in the hugely successful line of DVD Originals™ from Universal Studios Home Entertainment Productions, Death Race 2 is directed by Roel Reiné (The Marine 2, The Lost Tribe). The film isproduced by Paul W.S. Anderson, Jeremy Bolt and Mike Elliott and executive produced by Roger Corman.  Death Race 2 is an official South African/German Co-Production, produced in South Africa by Universal Pictures Productions GmbH and Moonlighting Death Race Films C.C. and co-produced by Genevieve Hofmeyr and Ralph Tuebben.

    BONUS FEATURES ON BLU-RAYâ„¢ AND DVD:

    ·     Deleted Scenes with introduction by director Roel Reiné

    ·     Deleted Shots Montage with introduction by director Roel Reiné

    ·     The Race Begins: The Evolution of the Death Race – A look at how the prequel fits into the Death Race franchise.

    ·     Cheating Death: The Stunts of Death Race 2 – The film’s death-defying stunt crew invites viewers along on the ride of a lifetime.

    ·     Fast Cars and Firearms: The Cars of Death Race 2 – Take a look under the hood of the awe-inspiring autos featured in the film.

    ·      Feature Commentary with director Roel Reiné

  • Trailer Park: Screenings of THE MECHANIC and SANCTUM

    By Christopher Stipp

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    SANCTUM and THE MECHANIC – Advance Screenings

    mechanicI haven’t heard anything about these films.

    Whether the buzz is great, whether the buzz is tepid, I couldn’t tell you. That’s exactly why I’m looking forward to sending some of you guinea pigs to see the latest from Jason Statham on Tuesday, January 25th at 7 p.m. at Harkins Tempe Martketplace and then on February 1st at 7 p.m. at Harkins Tempe Marketplace as well.

    It’ll be a 2 for 1 if you like or, if you so choose, you can pick one or the other. Either way, you’ll be seeing either the latest from the brawniest Englishman this side of the Atlantic or the latest creation blessed by the wizard himself, James Cameron. Either way, you ought to be able and enjoy something from these and if you’re interested in catching them shoot me a line at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and I’ll give you all the details. But for those of you who want to get their tickets now to see The Mechanic next week by all means head over right now to Gofobo.com, or click this link, and enter code: FREDM2

    Good luck!

    About the films:

    THE MECHANIC SYNOPSIS:

    sanctumArthur Bishop (Jason Statham) is a ‘mechanic’ – an elite assassin with a strict code and unique talent for cleanly eliminating targets.  It’s a job that requires professional perfection and total detachment, and Bishop is the best in the business.  But when his mentor and close friend Harry (Donald Sutherland) is murdered, Bishop is anything but detached.  His next assignment is self-imposed – he wants those responsible dead.  His mission grows complicated when Harry’s son Steve (Ben Foster) approaches him with the same vengeful goal and a determination to learn Bishop’s trade.  Bishop has always acted alone but he can’t turn his back on Harry’s son.  A methodical hit man takes an impulsive student deep into his world and a deadly partnership is born.  But while in pursuit of their ultimate mark, deceptions threaten to surface and those hired to fix problems become problems themselves.

    THE MECHANIC opens on Friday, January 28th!

    SANCTUM SYNOPSIS:

    The 3-D action-thriller Sanctum, from executive producer James Cameron, follows a team of underwater cave divers on a treacherous expedition to the largest, most beautiful and least accessible cave system on Earth.  When a tropical storm forces them deep into the caverns, they must fight raging water, deadly terrain and creeping panic as they search for an unknown escape route to the sea.

    Master diver Frank McGuire (Richard Roxburgh) has explored the South Pacific’s Esa-ala Caves for months.  But when his exit is cut off in a flash flood, Frank’s team – including 17-year-old son Josh (Rhys Wakefield) and financier Carl Hurley (Ioan Gruffudd) – are forced to radically alter plans.  With dwindling supplies, the crew must navigate an underwater labyrinth to make it out.  Soon, they are confronted with the unavoidable question: Can they survive, or will they be trapped forever?

    Shot on location off the Gold Coast in Queensland, Australia, Sanctum employs 3-D photography techniques Cameron developed to lens Avatar.  Designed to operate in extreme environments, the technology used to shoot the action-thriller will bring audiences on a breathless journey across plunging cliffs and into the furthest reaches of our subterranean world.  www.sanctummovie.com

    SANCTUM opens in theaters on Friday, February 4!

    ENTER THE VOID – DVD Review

    blackswan_poster-535x793Having seen the film a couple of times already, I am convinced that Black Swan from Darren Aronofsky is perhaps one of the best films of 2010, if not the best film from last year.

    A mix of the bizarre, the fantastical, the utterly intense film was something I could not help but feel compelled to tell more people about who may be on the fence about whether they should check it out while it’s still in the theaters. I implore you to do so and, thanks to some special friends, I also have some posters to give away.

    Now, while I certainly have some small posters of the movie’s stunning one-sheet that any number of you cube dwellers can hang in your sullen looking work spaces while ignorant co-workers tell you how their equally dumb mother-in-law saw it and thought it was weird. To that I say there is no accounting for idiocy in this country but there is something to be said about me also having FULL SIZED one-sheets to toss out there if you’re so inclined to want one.

    All you jackals have to do is send me a note at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and I’ll take ten or so people and make their week with one of these bad boys. Believe me, they’re spectacular and, if you’re lucky, someone will make a derogatory comment about the film. A barometer for intelligence, I say, and thus saving you the aggravation of trying to get them to see Black Swan. Point them in the direction of Yogi Bear, they’ll love it more.

    HOWL – Blu-ray Review

    howlSuch a good film.

    James Franco delivers such an effective and evocative performance as the wily social provocateur, Allen Ginsberg. Detailing Ginsberg as a man who had no other intention in life than to express that which he could not contain in his mind, writing poetry that shook a lily-white public to the point of getting the law involved. No other film in 2010 examined the nature of art and its necessary place in our lives than Howl did.

    In depicting Ginsberg’s obscenity trial as a result of the poem that labels this film filmmakers Jeffrey Friedman , Rob Epstein capture the true zeitgeist of the time and showed the American public for what they were when it came to words on a page, words that were spoken aloud. It’s no surprise that the puritanical social forces that kept men like Ginsberg safely away from the virgin eyes and ears of a youth population that didn’t know better must have been great and this film fantastically shows the power of what thoughts and concepts are capable of.

    Largely ignored by the ticket buying public months ago the film has now made its way to Blu-ray and DVD and I could not recommend this movie more if you have an appreciation for the beat poets and what it was that they ignited many decades ago. You’ll find a new appreciation for the things that men like Ginsberg and many others who were labeled “obscene” had to do in order for parents to now decry Huck Finn as “obscene.” The more things change…

    About the film:

    James Franco stars as the young Allen Ginsberg ““ poet, counter-culture adventurer and chronicler of the Beat Generation. In his famously confessional, leave-nothing-out style, Ginsberg recounts the road trips, love affairs and search for personal liberation that led to the most timeless and electrifying work of his career, the poem HOWL. Meanwhile, in a San Francisco courtroom, HOWL is on trial. Prosecutor Ralph McIntosh (Strathairn) sets out to prove that the book should be banned, while suave defense attorney Jake Ehrlich (Hamm) argues fervently for freedom of speech and creative expression. The proceedings veer from the comically absurd to the passionate as a host of unusual witnesses (Jeff Daniels, Mary-Louise Parker, Treat Williams, Alesssandro Nivola) pit generation against generation and art against fear in front of conservative Judge Clayton Horn (Bob Balaban).

    HOWL is simultaneously a portrait of a renegade artist breaking down barriers to find love and redemption and an imaginative ride through a prophetic masterpiece that rocked a generation and was heard around the world.

    DVD Features:

    James Franco in conversation with directors Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman – an all new feature length audio commentary.
    Holy! Holy! Holy! The Making of Howl – featuring directors Epstein and Friedman and stars James Franco, Jon Hamm, David Strathairn, Treat Williams, Bob Balaban, poet Anne Waldman, and others.
    Directors’ research tapes – original interviews with Ginsberg’s friends and collaborators Eric Drooker, Peter Orlovsky, Tuli Kupferberg, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, and Steven Taylor.
    Allen Ginsberg reads Howl – never before seen footage from a performance in 1995 at the Knitting Factory in New York.
    James Franco reads Howl audio feature.

    Exclusive to Blu-Ray Release:
    Allen Ginsberg reads Sunflower Sutra and Pull My Daisy – never before seen footage from a performance in 1995 at the Knitting Factory in New York.
    Q&A with directors Epstein and Friedman moderated by John Cameron Mitchell (director of HEDWIG & THE ANGRY INCH and RABBIT HOLE) at the Provincetown Film Festival.

    PAPER MAN – DVD Review

    paper140938Sometimes you just want a movie to be a quiet character study of a couple of people.

    I don’t know why this film struck a chord the way it did, certainly seeing Ryan Reynolds in tights and suicide blonde hair was certainly unique, but this film about a writer, his wife, and a babysitter who doesn’t babysit anyone had something to say about the nature of growing up even if you’re well into adulthood.

    Jeff Daniels plays a suffering failed writer trying to overcome obstacles to write yet something else that is likely to not be very good if the past is any indication, his wife (Lisa Kudrow) being a source of support as she recommends them go to a small town to help him along, and Emma Stone turns up as a babysitter who sits a childless Daniels as the two of them strike up an interesting friendship based on shared fears and dreams for what awaits them when it’s time to stop playing the imaginary worlds they’ve created for themselves.

    Both Daniels and Stone turn in fabulous performances as this film feels more like a two person play than it does a film. There is an intimacy the two create for themselves as this movie takes turns letting the two of them explore these fractured, yet redeemable, individuals.

    It’s certainly not one of those gems that was lost in the crowd last year, as the movie has some pacing issues, but it is like finding a dollar bill on the ground: you’ll pick it up and be richer for doing so. Not by leaps and bounds, but in the secondary market where you could now see this for that dollar I can’t imagine a movie more worthy of your money.

    About the film:

    Paper Man is an inspirational comedic drama about an unlikely friendship between Richard (Jeff Daniels), a failed middle-aged novelist who has never quite grown up and Abby (Emma Stone), a 17-year-old girl whose role in a family tragedy years earlier has stolen away her youth. Both are unsure, both are afraid to take firm steps forward, and both are looking for that special friend-that connection-to help guide them into the future. Since his childhood, Richard has mostly relied on the imaginary one that resides in his head-a costumed superhero known as Captain Excellent (Ryan Reynolds).

    At the urging of his wife Claire (Lisa Kudrow), Richard has moved to a Long Island beach community for the winter season in order to overcome his writer’s block. There, Richard meets Abby and hires her as a weekly babysitter, even though he has no children. Their tenuous, new friendship is sparked by Richard’s awe over Abby’s homemade soup and Abby’s enjoyment of Richard’s writing and his attempts at Origami. As the season progresses and the warm, quirky friendship between Richard and Abby grows, the two begin to share with each other their dreams and life hardships. With the coming of spring, Richard and Abby discover there comes a time to let go of the imaginary friends of the past and to embrace the future as a new beginning-just as one would embrace a new and unique friendship.

  • TV Or Not TV: 1/18 – 1/23

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    Now that I have seen two episodes of the Showtime original series EPISODES I have to say that I can’t wait to see the other five episodes of EPISODES.

    The premise of the show is very simple and, even though I’ve never been in the actual television business, I’m sure it is also very real in many ways. The highly persuasive and extremely over-complimentary network president MERC LEPIDUS (John Pankow) approaches SEAN and BEVERLY LINCOLN (Stephen Mangan and Tamsin Greig) right after their show LYMAN’S BOYS has dominated the BAFTA Awards. He has to have their show and he promises they’ll have to do very little work to make the show more accessible to the American audience for lots and lots of money. SEAN is seduced at the idea and he convinces BEVERLY it would be great for their careers.

    The very first episode is about establishing the situation that the rest of the season will be playing from. Time is needed to both set up the situation as well as let us get a glimpse of the absurdity that is to come. In a clever way to hook us in to wanting to see this story to completion our first few moments of the episode are spent in the present where we are shown how the experience of trying to adapt LYAMAN’S BOYS for the US has torn SEAN and BEVERLY apart. After these scenes play out we are told “Seven weeks earlier…” and our story cuts to the aforementioned BAFTA awards.

    I don’t want to go into how quickly this dream gig that the LINCOLN’s think they have begins to spiral out of control. I really think it would do the show an injustice to try to describe them as they are much better experienced rather than discussed. I do have to note, however, that one bit of subtle comedy that I love is provided by MYRA (Daisy Haggard) who is the Head of Comedy Development for MERC’s network. MYRA has the same awkward scowling smile on her face, one that makes it appear that she is being attacked on the inside by her own sinuses, and it is present in every scene that she is in. Her face was so twisted by this pained look that I almost didn’t recognize Haggard from her appearance in this last season’s THE LODGER episode of DOCTOR WHO (my only exposure to her being this side of the pond).

    One of the reasons that EPISODES is getting alot of press is because it is the return of Matt LeBlanc to television since his FRIENDS spin-off JOEY went off the air. LeBlanc plays MATT LEBLANC, a fictional version of himself. In the first episode we only see him for a few moments and by episode’s end we find out how he will be seen further in the show. LEBLANC’s performance in EPISODES for me is quite the highlight since he plays this fictional version of himself with a level of sincerity I wasn’t expecting that he blows up within moments of expressing. With the content of the show this proves a level of humility that LEBLANC must have as some parts of the show are not kind to him. LeBlanc proves however that he’s not Joey, he’s just an actor looking to work which is something he does very well in EPISODES.

    As I’ve eluded to before EPISODES only has a seven episode run on SHOWTIME on Sundays at 9:30 PM. Be sure to catch it while you can.

    Now let’s see what is available this week for our viewing pleasure.

    TUESDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Tonight on THE BIGGEST LOSER the unknown trainers are revealed even though clever Netizens have already figured out who they are.

    THE CW – 8:00 PM: It’s the final few episodes of LIFE UNEXPECTED in a two hour send-off far too soon for this show.

    ABC – 8:00 PM: JIM worries he may have to reveal his secret when the police station is taken hostage on NO ORDINARY FAMILY. A DIE HARD style plot already?

    NBC – 10:00 PM: SARAH freaks out over the gift-paper sales target DREW has to hit on PARENTHOOD. If she thinks that is bad she’d collapse under GIRL SCOUT COOKIE pressure.

    WEDNESDAY

    DISCOVERY – 7:00 PM: The MYTHBUSTERS SUPERSIZED SPECIAL is so huge it had to be moved to an hour before prime time!

    FOX – 8:00 PM: Yes, it was unavoidable… the beast that is AMERICAN IDOL is back with a cast face lift. J-LO joins RANDY JACKSON, I don’t know who the other new chick is. Oh, sorry, that’s STEVEN TYLER? His face and the GOLDEN GLOBES are all the evidence you need to know plastic surgery is bad, mmmkay?

    ABC – 9:00 PM: CLAIRE and PHIL are caught… um… well, the kids try to surprise them with breakfast in bed on tonight’s MODERN FAMILY. ’nuff said?

    NBC – 9:00 PM: Tonight on CHASE… oh who am I kidding? No one’s watching this.

    THURSDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: More auditions and more of me not giving a $#it on AMERICAN IDOL.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Tonight we get to see SHIRLEY’s ex-husband on COMMUNITY and it turns out it was THEO HUXTABLE! (Malcolm Jamal-Warner guests in case you didn’t get what I did there.)

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Tonight’s installment of WIPEOUT is titled DON’T FEAR THE BEAVER. I don’t know what it means but I’m still giggling.

    NBC – 9:30 PM: The good: PARKS & RECREATION is back which means a whole new season of RON “F’ing” SWANSON. The bad? 30 ROCK gets bumped to 10:00 PM.

    FRIDAY

    CBS – 8:00 PM: Tonight contains the last dream that the fictional ALLISON DUBOIS dreams on MEDIUM.

    FOX – 9:00 PM: Will FRINGE fly or falter on Friday night? We may find out tonight as CHRISTOPHER LLOYD guests. Maybe if it doesn’t work out he can help them get BACK to the THURSDAY. It’s really not a good thing that this first episode is titled FIREFLY.

    SATURDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Miss the return of CHUCK on Monday night? Nothing better to do? Here you go.

    ABC FAMILY – 8:00 PM: Strangest double feature of the night: MEAN GIRLS followed by ENCHANTED.

    ABC – 9:00 PM: Want to know how bad the choices are for viewing tonight? I’m seriously considering the network edited copy of BLADES OF GLORY for viewing.

    SUNDAY

    NFC and AFC championsips pretty much have the networks throwing in the towel. Here’s what little I could scrape up.

    SYFY – 6:30 PM: TOTAL RECALL? Get your ass to Mars!

    SHO – 8:00 PM: Want to get caught up on the aforementioned EPISODES? You can see the second episode of EPISODES at 8:00 before the new episode at 9:30.

    FOX – 8:30 PM: I just realized that I have yet to watch BOB’S BURGERS. Whooops.

  • TV Or Not TV: 1/10 – 1/16

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    Welcome to another week of TV Or Not TV where I really wanted to like THE CAPE and SNL.

    After finally having the opportunity to watch THE CAPE I can see where the creators of the show wanted to go with it, but I think they may have fallen victim to executive involvement. The first hour of the two-hour premiere would be what most would refer to as the origin story. We get to see how the character of VINCE FARADAY evolves into THE CAPE. We get to see where he gets his training and his titular cape. We get to see how he gets teamed up with the blogger ORWELL and we see where his motivation to become a super hero comes from. The problem is this was just too much to cram into the forty-four minutes that the show had. The pilot came off as rushed and in some regards forced, which unfortunately gives it somewhat of an amateurish feel.

    There used to be a time when a show that would require the scope that THE CAPE needed in its premiere would be given a full two hours (1.5 hours actual) to flesh out its concept in almost a TV movie fashion. In some cases the pilot for a show would actually be done as a TV movie to see if the audience actually wanted such a show. This is the type of treatment that THE CAPE should have been given because there were too many leaps and bounds around the story that they told for it to feel cohesive and logical. One amazing example of this is the moment that ORWELL and FARADAY team up. THE CAPE has known ORWELL for all of what feels like 5 minutes and she’s giving him an earpiece to be his backup.

    Another example is when MAX MALINI is captured by the villain CHESS because of his stealing from the ARK banks. CHESS knows who he is but moving from the first to the second episode MAX is just relaxing at his carnival and apparently CHESS no longer has an interest in his lost money. If CHESS doesn’t pick this thread up again during the third episode he is the dumbest evil genius in TV show history because THE CAPE uses the exact same vanishing trick that MAX did in order to escape CHESS in the pilot episode.

    If you were able to stomach the first hour of THE CAPE you were rewarded with a not-quite-as-bad second episode that demonstrates the real promise that the show holds. FARADAY is shown to be cunning, dedicated and most importantly he is flawed because he is new to this whole super-hero thing. We as the audience are also introduced to another sub-set of hired killers whose organization is known as TAROT which opens up the scope of the show for guest villains to be logically dropped in.

    The one glaringly obvious weak plot point that continues on from the first to the second episode is SUMMER GLAU’s character ORWELL. We aren’t told at all why ORWELL seems to have all of the expensive toys are high-tech knowledge which is fine, but the character is extremely under-utilized. I’m still convinced that GLAU was added at the last minute to try to give the show more appeal to the male geek demographic the show is trying to pull in, but from what we’ve seen in these first two episodes it just isn’t enough.

    HARI CARREY

    This past Saturday’s SNL proved to be one of the most painful viewing experiences that I’ve had with the show in some time. I don’t know exactly what happened but I’d be suspicious of the fact that JIM CARREY planted himself in the writer’s room and they were all mesmerized by his BS and he was able to convince them all that he still knew what funny is. If this scenario did occur than I hope that each of the writers and cast members at least had that gut feeling that what they were hearing wasn’t actually funny at all but they were too scared to go up against the former titan that was JIM CARREY.

    I knew there was something that wasn’t quite right when the show didn’t come back from the post-monologue faux commercial to a skit. I should have known from this tiny sign that I should just fast-forward to Weekend Update and from there call it a night. Sadly I did not.

    The BLACK SWAN skit was bush-league at best since there was nothing done to make CARREY even appear feminine. Every other CARREY skit after that continued to fall flat for me with the exception of the WORST OF SOUL TRAIN sketch. This was the one and only time that CARREY delivered well timed goods and just enough exposure to be funny. I’m convinced that he had absolutely nothing to do with the creation of this skit as well.

    I also realize, in writing this, humor is subjective and open to interpretation of the viewer. I’ve seen JIM CARREY be funnier so for me he just wasn’t up to snuff on this episode. If you thought differently feel free to comment and let me know your thoughts because I would love to hear them.

    Now let’s move on to the meat and potatoes of this week’s television dining experience, shall we?

    MONDAY

    NBC – 9:00 PM: If you missed THE CAPE last night and want still want to build your own opinion than you can catch the first two hours again tonight. The NBC site calls it an encore, I call it a re-air.

    A&E – 10:00 PM: Tonight’s HOARDERS has to be the most disgusting ever as the show focuses on a man that hoards rats. Yes, I said rats. 2,500 of them. I may not even be able to stomach this one.

    TBS – 10:00 PM: MEN OF A CERTAIN AGE comes up with the suckiest road trip ever in the winter season finale as its destination: colonoscopies.

    ABC – 10:00 PM: A magic store owner is found dead in Houdini’s Water Torture Tank on tonight’s CASTLE. Too bad for the guy Houdini didn’t have the Ultra-Fluffy Bed of Final Rest trick instead.

    TUESDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Why is it every time an Uncle comes to visit they always have an angle? Tonight on NO ORDINARY FAMILY we get JIM’s brother dropping in for a visit and he figures out a way to use JJ’s genius to win at gambling.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: It is doctor feel good night as the contestants on THE BIGGEST LOSER get lectured by the show’s doctor about just how unhealthy they are.

    COMEDY CENTRAL – 10:30 PM: If you’re a fan of funny and sports you’ll be sure to enjoy the premiere tonight of the ONION SPORTSDOME.

    WEDNESDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: The only bad thing about two hours of HUMAN TARGET is that they are blowing through new episodes way too fast.

    ABC – 9:00 PM: MITCHELL bumps into a former girlfriend on tonight’s MODERN FAMILY. No, you read that write and no, I didn’t get it wrong.

    TLC – 9:00 PM: MY STRANGE ADDICTION brings us a teen that eats detergent. This makes me glad I’ve never had to wash my kid’s mouth out with soap.

    ABC – 10:00 PM: The creator of GREY’S ANNATOMY and PRIVATE PRACTICE stretches into unknown territory with a medical drama (big shock) but set in the jungle! This is going to make those laundry room hook-ups a lot more complicated.

    THURSDAY

    USA – 6:00 AM: Home sick from work (or not working)? How about a ROYAL PAINS six hour marathon?

    ABC – 8:00 PM: WIPEOUT contestants have to work their way past the Yule Log and I only wish this was on during the holidays for me to truly enjoy its winter theme.

    DISCOVERY – 8:00 PM: If you missed the GREEN HORNET special edition of MYTHBUSTERS than tonight you can enjoy it.

    FRIDAY

    CBS – 8:00 PM: It’s the penultimate episode of MEDIUM and ALLISON finally gets to meet a psychic stalker (the guy is stalking a psychic, not a stalker who sees the future or anything).

    THE CW – 8:00 PM: Tonight’s repeat of SMALLVILLE gives CLARK a glimpse of his red and blue future thanks to BRANIAC 5.

    HBO – 9:00 PM: The animated version of a podcast returns for a second season tonight with THE RICKY GERVAIS SHOW. Just consider it a warm up for the GOLDEN GLOBES on Sunday.

    VH1 – 9:00 PM: It’s the CRITICS’ CHOICE MOVIE AWARDS and I’m happy to say that even nearing 40 I still don’t completely agree with the critics.

    SATURDAY

    ABC – 9:00 PM: It’s the MISS AMERICA PAGEANT and we can only hope for another viral-worthy Q&A with the contestants.

    SYFY – 9:00 PM: I’m not sure if the name of the SYFY original movie BEHEMOTH is for the title character or how big a piece of crap this will be.

    NBC – 11:30 PM: Last week’s SNL may have sucked hard but at least when it comes to scheduling they’ve still got it with the combo of GWYNETH PALTROW and musical guest CEE LO GREEN. I can’t wait for the bleeps during their inevitable duet.

    SUNDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: RICKY GERVAIS returns to host THE 68th ANNUAL GOLDEN GLOBES tonight and if I watch it is just to see him.

    HBO – 9:00 PM: I hope you are all caught up on BIG LOVE because the final season premieres tonight. .

    BBC AMERICA – 9:00 PM: THE TUDORS starts its cable syndication tonight on BBC AMERICA so if you always wanted to see it and didn’t have SHOWTIME than now’s your chance.

    COMEDY CENTRAL – 10:00 PM: I have no idea if it’s any good but how could I not resist wanting to type DENIS LEARY AND FRIENDS PRESENT DOUCHEBAGS AND DONUTS?

  • Trailer Park: THE DILEMMA Screening, PAPER MAN, HOWL

    By Christopher Stipp

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    The Dilemma -Advance Screening

    the-dilemma-posterAfter all the brouhaha concerning whether Vince Vaughn’s character could say whether a car was or was not “ghey” (spelled the way the Internet intended) the movie is finally here to say once and for all if a vehicle is capable of having a sexual preference. Yes, I know, these are probably the same radicals who think that censoring Huck Finn of its nasty n-words was a good idea. It isn’t and it’s a form of censorship and good for Ron Howard for keeping the joke in tact. In fact, I may even buy a ticket just for pushing aside those who think he should have excised it from the film.

    For those of you true Americans who believe in free speech and live in the metro Phoenix area and would like to see The Dilemma this coming Tuesday the 11th at Harkins Tempe Marketplace at 7:00 p.m. drop me a line at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and I’ll hook it up. Support your God given right to use “ghey” in any appropriate, comedic context.

    About the film:

    Since college, confirmed bachelor Ronny (Vaughn) and happily married Nick (James) have been through thick and thin. Now partners in an auto design firm, the two pals are vying to land a dream project that would launch their company. With Ronny’s girlfriend, Beth (Connelly), and Nick’s wife, Geneva (Ryder), by their sides, they’re unbeatable. But Ronny’s world is turned upside down when he inadvertently sees Geneva out with another man and makes it his mission to get answers. As the amateur investigation dissolves his world into comic mayhem, he learns that Nick has a few secrets of his own. Now, with the clock ticking and pressure mounting on the biggest presentation of their careers, Ronny must decide how and when he will reveal the truth to his best friend.

    BLACK SWAN – Giveway

    blackswan_poster-535x793Having seen the film a couple of times already, I am convinced that Black Swan from Darren Aronofsky is perhaps one of the best films of 2010, if not the best film from last year.

    A mix of the bizarre, the fantastical, the utterly intense film was something I could not help but feel compelled to tell more people about who may be on the fence about whether they should check it out while it’s still in the theaters. I implore you to do so and, thanks to some special friends, I also have some posters to give away.

    Now, while I certainly have some small posters of the movie’s stunning one-sheet that any number of you cube dwellers can hang in your sullen looking work spaces while ignorant co-workers tell you how their equally dumb mother-in-law saw it and thought it was weird. To that I say there is no accounting for idiocy in this country but there is something to be said about me also having FULL SIZED one-sheets to toss out there if you’re so inclined to want one.

    All you jackals have to do is send me a note at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and I’ll take ten or so people and make their week with one of these bad boys. Believe me, they’re spectacular and, if you’re lucky, someone will make a derogatory comment about the film. A barometer for intelligence, I say, and thus saving you the aggravation of trying to get them to see Black Swan. Point them in the direction of Yogi Bear, they’ll love it more.

    HOWL – Blu-ray Review

    howlSuch a good film.

    James Franco delivers such an effective and evocative performance as the wily social provocateur, Allen Ginsberg. Detailing Ginsberg as a man who had no other intention in life than to express that which he could not contain in his mind, writing poetry that shook a lily-white public to the point of getting the law involved. No other film in 2010 examined the nature of art and its necessary place in our lives than Howl did.

    In depicting Ginsberg’s obscenity trial as a result of the poem that labels this film filmmakers Jeffrey Friedman , Rob Epstein capture the true zeitgeist of the time and showed the American public for what they were when it came to words on a page, words that were spoken aloud. It’s no surprise that the puritanical social forces that kept men like Ginsberg safely away from the virgin eyes and ears of a youth population that didn’t know better must have been great and this film fantastically shows the power of what thoughts and concepts are capable of.

    Largely ignored by the ticket buying public months ago the film has now made its way to Blu-ray and DVD and I could not recommend this movie more if you have an appreciation for the beat poets and what it was that they ignited many decades ago. You’ll find a new appreciation for the things that men like Ginsberg and many others who were labeled “obscene” had to do in order for parents to now decry Huck Finn as “obscene.” The more things change…

    About the film:

    James Franco stars as the young Allen Ginsberg ““ poet, counter-culture adventurer and chronicler of the Beat Generation. In his famously confessional, leave-nothing-out style, Ginsberg recounts the road trips, love affairs and search for personal liberation that led to the most timeless and electrifying work of his career, the poem HOWL. Meanwhile, in a San Francisco courtroom, HOWL is on trial. Prosecutor Ralph McIntosh (Strathairn) sets out to prove that the book should be banned, while suave defense attorney Jake Ehrlich (Hamm) argues fervently for freedom of speech and creative expression. The proceedings veer from the comically absurd to the passionate as a host of unusual witnesses (Jeff Daniels, Mary-Louise Parker, Treat Williams, Alesssandro Nivola) pit generation against generation and art against fear in front of conservative Judge Clayton Horn (Bob Balaban).

    HOWL is simultaneously a portrait of a renegade artist breaking down barriers to find love and redemption and an imaginative ride through a prophetic masterpiece that rocked a generation and was heard around the world.

    DVD Features:

    James Franco in conversation with directors Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman – an all new feature length audio commentary.
    Holy! Holy! Holy! The Making of Howl – featuring directors Epstein and Friedman and stars James Franco, Jon Hamm, David Strathairn, Treat Williams, Bob Balaban, poet Anne Waldman, and others.
    Directors’ research tapes – original interviews with Ginsberg’s friends and collaborators Eric Drooker, Peter Orlovsky, Tuli Kupferberg, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, and Steven Taylor.
    Allen Ginsberg reads Howl – never before seen footage from a performance in 1995 at the Knitting Factory in New York.
    James Franco reads Howl audio feature.

    Exclusive to Blu-Ray Release:
    Allen Ginsberg reads Sunflower Sutra and Pull My Daisy – never before seen footage from a performance in 1995 at the Knitting Factory in New York.
    Q&A with directors Epstein and Friedman moderated by John Cameron Mitchell (director of HEDWIG & THE ANGRY INCH and RABBIT HOLE) at the Provincetown Film Festival.

    PAPER MAN – DVD Review

    paper140938Sometimes you just want a movie to be a quiet character study of a couple of people.

    I don’t know why this film struck a chord the way it did, certainly seeing Ryan Reynolds in tights and suicide blonde hair was certainly unique, but this film about a writer, his wife, and a babysitter who doesn’t babysit anyone had something to say about the nature of growing up even if you’re well into adulthood.

    Jeff Daniels plays a suffering failed writer trying to overcome obstacles to write yet something else that is likely to not be very good if the past is any indication, his wife (Lisa Kudrow) being a source of support as she recommends them go to a small town to help him along, and Emma Stone turns up as a babysitter who sits a childless Daniels as the two of them strike up an interesting friendship based on shared fears and dreams for what awaits them when it’s time to stop playing the imaginary worlds they’ve created for themselves.

    Both Daniels and Stone turn in fabulous performances as this film feels more like a two person play than it does a film. There is an intimacy the two create for themselves as this movie takes turns letting the two of them explore these fractured, yet redeemable, individuals.

    It”s certainly not one of those gems that was lost in the crowd last year, as the movie has some pacing issues, but it is like finding a dollar bill on the ground: you’ll pick it up and be richer for doing so. Not by leaps and bounds, but in the secondary market where you could now see this for that dollar I can’t imagine a movie more worthy of your money.

    About the film:

    Paper Man is an inspirational comedic drama about an unlikely friendship between Richard (Jeff Daniels), a failed middle-aged novelist who has never quite grown up and Abby (Emma Stone), a 17-year-old girl whose role in a family tragedy years earlier has stolen away her youth. Both are unsure, both are afraid to take firm steps forward, and both are looking for that special friend-that connection-to help guide them into the future. Since his childhood, Richard has mostly relied on the imaginary one that resides in his head-a costumed superhero known as Captain Excellent (Ryan Reynolds).

    At the urging of his wife Claire (Lisa Kudrow), Richard has moved to a Long Island beach community for the winter season in order to overcome his writer’s block. There, Richard meets Abby and hires her as a weekly babysitter, even though he has no children. Their tenuous, new friendship is sparked by Richard’s awe over Abby’s homemade soup and Abby’s enjoyment of Richard’s writing and his attempts at Origami. As the season progresses and the warm, quirky friendship between Richard and Abby grows, the two begin to share with each other their dreams and life hardships. With the coming of spring, Richard and Abby discover there comes a time to let go of the imaginary friends of the past and to embrace the future as a new beginning-just as one would embrace a new and unique friendship.

  • TV Or Not TV: 1/3 – 1/9

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    As a new year is upon us and in looking forward to the oncoming winter season of television I have to say there’s not a lot in the new offerings that I’m looking forward to.

    Last year ABC made the decision to cut the show Flash Forward and instead continue on with the equally ratings challenged V. The programming choice was a shock to some, myself included, but I’m sure the network had some sound reasons for making their decision. It was disappointing for me since Flash Forward had actually upped its game in its final episodes with a new focus that made everything really come together. V never really had enough to hold my attention especially when you factor in the three episode premiere followed by a long break from the fall until the spring.

    Tuesday marks the return of V and fans of the show are being given a mixed blessing. The show is finally back after fans have had to endure a very long wait, however the show will also only be back for 10 out of the original 13 episodes. ABC cut their order for this second season which could mean the network has very little confidence in the returning show. The creators of the show have been hoping fans will be willing to wait after the news that JANE BADLER, who played DIANA in the original 80’s version, would be coming to this new series playing a character also named DIANA. This DIANA, it turns out, is the mother of MORENA BACCARIN’s V leader ANNA. For me this isn’t enough to justify the wait but it is good enough to get me to tune in at least once when the second season premiere’s this Tuesday at 9, immediately after a new episode of NO ORDINARY FAMILY.

    TO CAPE OR NOT TO CAPE?

    I have to admit that during the NBC announcement of their new schedule one of the shows I was most hesitant about was THE CAPE. It seemed hokey, silly, and a show that was too ambitious for a network that is struggling in the ratings the way that NBC is.

    After paying closer attention in my quest for a preview of the show I find that there is more to the show that grabs my curiosity. The main character, VINCE FARADAY (DAVID LYONS) is framed for murder and is presumed dead. In the accident where he is believed to have died he is taken in by the “Carnival of Crime” and after they hear his story they train him so that he can fight on and give him an ancient CAPE that is a weapon. He uses this training and CAPE to assume the persona of THE CAPE, the same comic crime fighter that he and his son read together.

    Without seeing a single frame of the show the things that I can tell you that I like about the concept are:

    • VINCE FARADAY is BRUCE WAYNE without the money, so he’s kind of like a broke-ass BATMAN.
    • He is trained by a group of criminal circus performers lead by MAX MALINI who is played by the brilliant KEITH DAVID.
    • There isn’t one villain to focus against, there’s a cast of them.

    When you factor all of the above elements together you’ve got the potential for a story that is going to be the closest we’ve had so far to the comic version of BATMAN. A masked vigilante with no super powers who only has his well trained skills and gadgets to aid him? Sounds real close.

    The only item that gives me some concern is the fact that they cast SUMMER GLAU as ORWELL, a blogger, who teams up with THE CAPE. The casting just screams them trying to cash in on the geek cred that GLAU brings with her former stints on both FIREFLY and SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES. The fact that NO ORDINARY FAMILY has done well on ABC though shows that geek audiences are still hungry for some comic-inspired television so I’m going to give THE CAPE a chance.

    TO EACH THEIR OWN (network)

    The last item to discuss today was my sitting down to preview the New Year’s Day offerings of the Oprah Winfrey Network. I had absolutely no interest in watching this network at all and only did it for the purposes of writing about it. This shows that I’m in no way the network’s intended demographic, and my opinions on what I saw pretty much agree with that assessment.

    All of the programming that I witnessed was of the typical cable network variety. I was mildly entertained by the show KIDNAPPED BY THE KIDS but was shocked that it was chosen as the show immediately following the preview show used to launch the network. Wouldn’t the network have been better served by SEASON 25: OPRAH BEHIND THE SCENES? This is an audience looking for OPRAH, isn’t it?

    Regardless of the programming choice KIDNAPPED BY THE KIDS is a reality show that for the preview installment featured a workaholic parent being taken away from work and technology to spend quality time with the family while they express their frustrations at parental neglect. Basically the show is another WIFE SWAP / SUPER NANNY style show. Being a parent it is a good reminder to do what is important (like not ignoring your child to write this week’s column) but as a show to view in the long term it would quickly fall off my DVR must-list.

    After the initial show I tried to take in OPRAH PRESENTS MASTER CLASS but really it felt like an auto-biographical version of VH1’s BEHIND THE MUSIC. JAY-Z communicated about himself well but I just had no interest in watching.

    ENOUGH ALREADY! WITH PETER WALSH is another reality show that seemed to try to marry the current obsession we are having with those that hoard without being so depressing. Showing people a way to de-clutter and get organized is great but I used to get that from CLEAN SWEEP. Do I really need it re-tread here?

    That was all I was able to watch before throwing in the towel. This channel isn’t for me. I’m not really sure who it is for but hey, OPRAH’s got the money so who is going to argue with her?

    Now that we’ve gotten all of that out of the way let’s take a look at what the new winter schedule is offering our post-holiday viewing world.

    MONDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: So there’s this guy named BRAD WOMACK who I guess didn’t do so well the first time he was on THE BACHELOR. Now he’s getting a second chance and I will still be blissfully unaware of what happens next.

    CBS – 8:00 PM: HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER is one of the only noteworthy offerings on tonight.

    ABC FAMILY – 9:00 PM: The final season of GREEK starts tonight and it’s been a long time coming. Yes, I like GREEK so sue me.

    IFC – 11:00 PM: One of the best original show’s HBO ever had was THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW. Tonight it starts re-airing on IFC in quite a fitting time slot for the subject matter.

    TUESDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Although the two-hour length sometimes feels just as hefty as some of the contestants in the beginning I’m still going to sit through the new season of THE BIGGEST LOSER as it starts tonight. This show is perfect motivation if you set “lose a little weight” as your resolution for the new year.

    ABC – 8:00 PM: I’ve been waiting a while now to find out how the POWELL‘s deal with DAPHNE‘s memory being erased on NO ORDINARY FAMILY. Tonight the show is back and we finally get to find out.

    FOX – 8:00 PM: Sorry GLEE-k’s, tonight you’re stuck with another GLEE-pete.

    CBS – 8:00 PM: If you’ve missed PAULA ABDUL‘s confusing comments during judging then you may want to tune in to LIVE TO DANCE as yet another reality show around dancing premieres.

    ABC – 9:00 PM: The Visitors return tonight as we see just how good (or not) this shortened season of V is.

    TNT – 10:00 PM: It’s a new season of SOUTHLAND tonight and I’m betting right about now NBC wishes they hadn’t dropped this show.

    WEDNESDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: Two hours of HUMAN TARGET is a pretty good way to spend your Wednesday.

    ABC – 9:00 PM: JAMES MARSDEN guests tonight as the good looking neighbor to CAM and MITCHELL on tonight’s MODERN FAMILY. JAMI GERTZ blasts in from the past as well.

    CBS – 9:00 PM: How can it be that these are THE PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS when no one even asked me? I’m people too damnit!

    THURSDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: It’s a winter installment of WIPEOUT! I can’t wait to see snow covered BIG BALLS!

    NBC – 8:00 PM: If you did not see the original airing of the COOPERATIVE CALLIGRAPHY episode of COMMUNITY than I command you to watch this tonight and as a special treat be sure to look to the lower left of the screen when TROY says he wants to lick a puppy to see the pen get stolen.

    MTV – 10:00 PM: Another reminder of the downfall of civilization occurs as the premiere of the next season of THE JERSEY SHORE hits the airwaves.

    TLC – 10:00 PM: It’s the premiere of the final season of ACE OF CAKES. I hope we don’t find out that in the end that DUFF in the “other” bakery was dead the whole time. (worst LOST joke ever)

    FRIDAY

    CARTOON NETWORK – 8:30 PM: Tonight STAR WARS:THE CLONE WARS kicks off a three episode story that involves the brother of DARTH MAUL. OK, I’m actually interested.

    CBS – 8:00 PM: Tonight’s airing of MEDIUM is the next to next to last ever.

    FX – 8:00 PM: Roll out THE HAPPENING and the thing your network won’t have happening is ratings.

    SYFY – 10:00 PM: It’s the third season premiere of MERLIN tonight and MORGANA is ready to get all kinds of wicked on the good wizard.

    SATURDAY

    COOKING – 4:00 PM E: If you aren’t familiar with the HUNGRY GIRL line of books and other stuff than you probably won’t be interested in her new cooking show.

    DISCOVERY – 7:00 PM: It’s ripe with repeats but who can say no to a MYTHBUSTERS mini-marathon. It’s slim pickings tonight so why not?

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Miss the premieres of WIPEOUT and THE BACHELOR? If you did and didn’t want to have the change the channel than you could sit and watch them both. Like I said before, slim pickings.

    BBC AMERICA – 8:00 PM: If you missed last Saturday’s fourth series premiere of PRIMEVAL you can watch it followed immediately by the next episode at 9.

    NBC – 11:30 PM: It’s just a few months shy of it being 15 years since JIM CARREY was on SNL. It could be interesting to see him yuck it up sketch comedy style like he did all those years ago on IN LIVING COLOR.

    SUNDAY

    SYFY – 11:00 AM: The network that changed it’s name to not be so SciFi is bringing us a STAR TREK movie marathon today.

    A&E – 4:00 PM: Slick back your mullet and hunker down low for a DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER marathon. Drinking game rules are located here.

    FOX – 8:30 PM: A new animated show tries to break into the Animation Domination block on Sunday nights with the premiere of BOB’S BURGERS. The animation looks cheap, it’s not done by anyone named Groening or Macfarlane so I’m sure it’s going to be great.

    NBC – 9:00 PM: It’s the two hour premiere of THE CAPE so we can see if its worth all the commercials NBC has been putting up during the holiday season. If you miss it though it’s on again tomorrow at the exact same time in its regular time slot.

  • Trailer Park: Golden Globes and TRUE GRIT

    By Christopher Stipp

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    My Golden Globes Rant or No Wonder They Keep Them Hidden in Their Pants by Ray Schillaci

    67th-golden-globeThe award season is rolling in and once again, I am deeply disappointed.  Golden Globe nominations have hit their biggest low since nominating and awarding Pia Zadora, Best Newcomer (I wonder if that was a bizarre porn reference) for the forgettable film and performance in “Butterfly.”Â  Throwing in the craptasticals; “Burlesque” and “Alice in Wonderland,” as the best Picture for a Musical or Comedy is like swallowing something that should never go down one’s throat.  But to include the ho-hum “The Tourist” and “RED” in that category displays an extreme lack of imagination or proper thought process.

    Goddamn, if they needed nominees so badly they didn’t have to look any further than ‘Kick-Ass” “Cyrus” or “Toy Story 3”.  These films were far more entertaining and had so much more to say.  In defense of 2 out of the 3 mentioned (Kick-Ass and Cyrus) they had nowhere near the studio backing or publicity machine that cranked out false kudos for their misconceived products that offered nothing but false hopes for our entertainment.  Unfortunately, for “Toy Story 3″ it was dumped into the limited nomination of Best Animation with total disregard of all its other star attributes.

    My God, the HFP’s heads are so far up their asses, I think they are choking on their Adam’s apple.  Perhaps that explains their biggest crime; to nominate Fincher’s soulless “the social network” over such better story driven, far more passionate pieces and expertly crafted fare as “The Town,” “True Grit” and, once again, “Toy Story 3.”Â  Having HFP dismissing the much better films and going the popularity route is like wiping a canvas with a handful of shit.

    johnny-depp-mad-hatter2Then to add something special from their sphincter’s, they have the balls (take it back – they have no balls) to give a nomination nod to Jessie Eisenberg for what could be called a sedate version of what he’s been doing all along in every other movie.  Have the Hollywood Foreign Press not seen any of his films?  The guy was a hundred times more engaging in “Zombieland” and “Adventureland.”Â  It’s like nominating Stallone for a limit to his acting range.

    What about that nomination in Musical/Comedy for Johnny Depp for “Alice in Wonderland”?  Perhaps a special nomination should have been concocted for “Best Fagela – Who Cannot Help but Tell, Even If You Ask!”  I like Depp, but his Mad Hatter performance was a new low, right up there with Willy Wonka.  Please, let’s not encourage this fine actor into anymore lowbrow John Water-type character roles.  They are better suited for the gay cabaret club circuit.

    Also, how could anyone exclude Blake Lively with her intense raw performance in “The Town”?  She is a standout in this year’s acting category.  This is one case where ignorance is far from bliss.  Shame on the Hollywood Foreign Press for their omissions and inclusions, they have single-handedly dismissed the entire art of cinema with a ballot made from Charmin.

    As for the TV nominations, I will not waste anyone’s time, since it really doesn’t matter.  The Golden Globes are a pale version of the Oscar telecast and an even a worse boring mess compared to the Emmy’s.  Will I watch it?  Perhaps by accident if I am not stuck in the john with a bad book or magazine.

    At this time I wish you all Happy Holidays with some wonderful suggestions for your viewing pleasure:

    Kick-Ass ““ How many adjectives can I use to describe the geek-love I have for this film?  It’s a thrill ride-in-a-half that appeals to the bad boy in all of us.  Nicholas Cage is perfection and the young wunderkind, Chloe Moretz playing his daughter is a true find.  Together, they are the greatest duo since Ryan and Tatum O’Neal from “Paper Moon.”Â  Aaron Johnson is warm, compelling and sincere as the kid who tries so hard to be a real superhero.  By the way, language and violence is rough on this one.  So prudes, stay clear.

    Inception ““ Let’s take an extreme action film and give it a mind!  What a concept that is beautifully executed by writer/director Christopher Nolan.  Multiple viewings will probably be required to catch up with the intricate plot.  This is a Blu-ray must!

    town_blakeThe Town ““ I have never been a big fan of Ben Affleck.  I actually thought “Goodwill Hunting” was either a one-of-a-kind fluke or secretly ghost written by somebody else.  Yes, I know Damon was his partner, but we have not seen anything else from that man either. Back to Affleck (Ben), he then blows us all away with “Gone, Baby, Gone” and now presents his very best work yet with “The Town”.  In fact, I will go out on a limb and declare that “The Town” is the best picture of the year with the very best acting ensemble to go with it.  It could also fall under the category as one of the greatest heist films ever made.  It’s not fun or cagey, but filled with real people and their gut-wrenching stories.  Once again, Blake Lively as Krista Coughlin, Ben Affleck’s old flame, scorches the screen and surprisingly Affleck shows he can hold his own with her and co-star Jeremy Renner (The Hurt Locker).

    Toy Story 3 ““ Not that it’s anywhere in the same category, but TS3 is right up there with my best picture choice (The Town) in 2010.  Who would ever think that there was another tale to be told by the Toy Story people?  Not only did they capture the charm of the original, they improved upon it and had us crying and cheering along with our children.

    The Book of Eli ““ A snazzy, off-beat post-apocalyptic tale that never ceases to surprise.  Denzel Washington is mesmerizing as Eli, the quiet, simple man with a mission to deliver a book while thwarting cannibals and demigods.  This is a survival story with heart that never gets morose or boring.

    Cyrus ““ As I had mentioned before in my June review, the film is creepy, quirky, and highly original and loads of fun.  It’s right up there with such underground classics as “Harold & Maude” and “Where’s Poppa?”Â  John C. Reilly reaffirms his comic prowess and plays it beautifully off both Marisa Tomei and Jonah Hill who only add to the hilarity and sincerity of dysfunctional people trying to survive love.

    Monsters ““ This movie actually has the biggest WOW factor of any of the films mentioned.  But warning, it’s definitely not for the simple minded.  Therefore, all you couch potatoes waiting for an onslaught of special effects to continue to wipe out another major city for your viewing pleasure will be disappointed. This wonderful film (see Christopher Stipp’s review) concentrates on the aftermath and an incredible journey of two people discovering a passion for living and loving in the midst of disaster.  It is intense and awe-inspiring.  Yes, there are monsters involved, but they are almost an engrossing subplot to the whole story.  The ending gave me the same chills I received when I first viewed Steven Spielberg’s original cut of “Close Encounters of the Third Kind.”Â  But there is one very big exception, this film looks like a multi-million dollar movie, yet it was made for reported $15,000. Unfortunately, we have to wait till February 1, 2011 before it is released to Blu-ray or possibly catch it as a viewing rental from Amazon, unless there is enough of a public outcry to get the film a decent theatrical release as did “Blair Witch” or “Paranormal Activity.”Â  But please do not confuse it with those movies.  It is not a first-person camera story (found footage, etc.).  It is far better than any of those types of films in every way, shape and form.  It has to be seen to be believed.

    Enjoy the holidays, the recommendations and the few good films that are available to us via theatrical release (Black Swan, The Fighter, True Grit, Tangled) and home video release.  Remember, it’s the season to relish the time you can spend with those family members you love and stomach the time with those you have no tolerance for.  One last thought for the year; life is too short not to be entertained.

    TRUE GRIT – Review

    picture11This movie belongs to Hailee Steinfeld and Jeff Bridges.

    Forget about Matt Damon, who is nonetheless excellently poised at every moment to add flavor and humor to a tightly shot script, and certainly pay no attention to Josh Brolin who might as well have been given a Guest Starring credit as Barry Pepper is the true force majeur in the moments we spend with him. The real pleasure is watching Hailee and Jeff spin in each other’s orbit, the harmony that exists as the two of them shuck and jive is something to behold.

    Whereas Henry Hathaway’s 1969 version was something of a departure from Charles Portis’ novel upon which these films were based the Coens’ version hews closely to the book and it shows. The newest incarnation feels sinewy, not an ounce of fat to be cut from what is a pretty simple tale of a little girl coming into a strange town to hire someone to get the man who killed her father. Really, this should be a movie that is about revenge and the ineptitude of a girl who fancies herself a woman. However, what Joel and Ethan Coen do is wrap this western in a true coming of age tale, the real masterstroke that makes this one of the most exciting westerns to come out in the last ten years.

    The male bravado that is on display in so many westerns is the very thing that has held it back as a genre. The modern testosterone fueled picture is but a simulacrum for these things where men are men, women are women, and the Indians are always the bad guys.

    The Coens flip this and what you end up with is a movie that wants to be more than just the tale of  drunkard Rooster Cogburn’s redemption as a man of law and as man in general. For it’s Mattie Ross (Steinfeld) who provides the role reversal in being the fast talking, and quickest witted, girl who can carry herself just fine. It’s a postmodern feminist tale set in the old west where there was no such thing as the kind of defiance she exerts to those around her who she feels has wronged her, belittled her, or seek her subjugation to their will. In countless scenes she is seen as neither sassy, nor cute, in her attempts to exact the Shakespearean level revenge, her pound of flesh, from the hide of Tom Chaney (Brolin).

    With Ross’ story, the ultimate face-off between Chaney and herself seems perfunctory.  It’s irrelevant, even, to the larger themes being discussed which really is that the journey means more than the destination. The revenge is sweet, no question, but the lack of any character development whatsoever with regard to Chaney and the events that lead to his exiting the picture happen so fast that there isn’t any other conclusion to be reached other than this is a story of Ross and Cogburn. And Cogburn, for all he’s worth, really helps to anchor this film and establish it as a movie worthy of being this year’s best.

    Bridges commands both sides of being both amusing and lethal. The gray areas in between are where we see glimpses of a man who used to be something more than a lawman who fudges the letter of the law, of showing a determination and honesty to his word when he realizes he has nothing else left to him but these virtues. Loyalty is something that’s developed slowly and gradually but Bridges brims with the character of a man who is beaten but who has not given up. There is some honor left in this samurai of the west and the Coens do what they do the best: allow their actors to stretch the skins of their character.

    Yes, the words are on the page and are intended to be delivered word for word but they realize that it’s in nuance, in small moments when their players are talking to simply step back and let the material, and not their style, be the guide. Matt Damon as LaBoeuf does well as a man who would like to think himself as the superior enforcer with regards to the law of the land but in a place where there are no rules Damon comes off well as the in-over-his-head fop who constantly finds himself in many inopportune situations.

    The real pleasure of this version of True Grit comes across not only in the performances which are uniformly great but in the honesty with which everyone plays their part. This is a western, yes, but with the infusion of innocence that is slowly rubbed away like oxidation on a copper penny you have a film that means so much more than a stamp that will place it in the Western genre. It’s a story of redemption and loss and what it means to keep pushing forward even when it seems the night is at its darkest hour.

  • TV Or Not TV: 12/13 – 12/19

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    Well another season of DEXTER has now come and gone. Although I’ve read mixed reviews about this season I have to say that I was really entertained by it. I’m also going to not hold anything back in talking about it so if you haven’t seen it yet and plan to then be forewarned that there be spoilers abound in these waters.

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    This season of DEXTER had the very large shoes of last season to try and fill. JOHN LITHGOW had a stellar performance as the TRINITY killer in an amazing story line that shocked, amazed, and hit us with a punch in the gutt on its way out the door with the unexpected murder in the final moments.

    When viewing the season’s overall story arc I think the writers did a pretty good job of delivering us a season that wasn’t too over-the-top while still being a fufilling viewing experience. They started the season off slow, with DEXTER dealing with the fallout after RITA’s death. It isn’t until the middle of the second episode where we start to see some of the old DEXTER return. He also doesn’t fufill the cravings of his “dark passenger” until the end of the third episode, giving us as viewers enough time of mourning over the loss of RITA before moving on to the DEXTER that we all know and love.

    The first few episodes of the season are the only ones that I have a complaint about because the pace and stories of the supporting characters in the show seemed drawn out. Yes some elements of the stories were necessary to allow for other characters to be introduced like the great PETER WELLER. These characters for the DEXTER fan, however, are a mixed bag since they help move the story along but even though they are his co-workers they are also his adversaries. I never want to get too involved in their stories because, as the second season taught us, they can become expendable.

    The direction the show took with the introduction of LUMEN and the situation surrounding the BARREL GIRLS was a new type of terror that we haven’t really had to face. I understand why it was necessary but the simple shocking reality is that this type of thing may go on in our world which made it slightly difficult to endure. After you get over that shock it is very easy to see why the story had to unfold the way it did. In the third season it was very difficult to stomach JIMMY SMITS character committing the types of attrocities that DEXTER does because he didn’t live by “the Code” so he was just a psychopath. We can handle what DEXTER does because he acts out what the id feels when we learn what these people do. Unless it is to ensure his survival DEXTER doesn’t just kill someone that makes his life difficult. JORDAN CHASE and his BARREL GIRLS group gave this season two important things: something for DEXTER to focus on that involved protecting future innocent lives being taken away just like RITA and allowing someone to go down such a dark path we didn’t mind if they commited the same type of vigilante killings that DEXTER does.

    In the season finale there was a season ripe with tension but for me it was also wrought with metaphor. DEXTER’s sister DEBORAH comes across the camp and the very room where DEXTER and LUMEN have dispatched the last person reponsible for her horrific ordeal. In this moment the pair are hidden by a murky sheet of plastic that divides the room. DEB can see that they are there but can’t see them completely. This moment also reflects, for me, the same way that DEB must view DEXTER. Other police officers in the Miami Metro Homicide division have been suspicious of DEXTER yet DEB never questions. She sees her brother every day but she must have a similar murky filter between her and her brother that belays any suspicions she must have. This has to be the case since at least two other detectives have had suspicions about DEXTER (speaking of which, don’t any of these cops wonder why their area attracks so many demented murderes? The Ice Truck Killer, The Bay Harbor Butcher, The Trinity Killer, Barrel Girl Killers… that’s a lot for one city isn’t it?).

    The writers did a pretty good job as well of wrapping up this season in a manner that allows them a clean slate for the recently green lit sixth season. LUMEN is leaving in a non-fatal manner, one that given her story was a foregone conclusion for me the moment she and DEXTER were working together. DEXTER is still a father but has the perfect nanny and RITA’s children can conveniently be around during visits and then dispatched conveniently back to their grandparents home. After DEXTER clears QUINN of the crime that DEXTER knows he didn’t commit QUINN admits to owing DEXTER which will hopefully avoid any future suspicions of DEXTER’s “other” activities. DEXTER is once again free to just be DEXTER.

    Now that I’ve said my piece on DEXTER let’s move on to the crime that is this week’s available viewing options.

    MONDAY

    CBS – 8:00 PM: Have you noticed yet that the only show on CBS I recommend on Monday’s is HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER? ’nuff said.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: I don’t know why I can’t stop watching THE SING-OFF since it’s the exact same show as last year. There’s one group of older people,
    several mediocre groups and then there’s the entertaining college kids (ON THE ROCKS) and the smaller but completely amazing ensemble that were the clear winners from day one (COMMITTED). Ah well, it’s not like anything else is really on.

    ABC – 9:00 PM: From the “We don’t give a crap file” I humbly submit to you MARIAH CAREY: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU. Let me guess, she’s got a holiday album out this year?

    TUESDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: I love the PEANUTS specials (Who can forget the touching story told in IT’S FLASH BEAGLE, CHARLIE BROWN) but I don’t think I’ve ever seen I WANT A DOG FOR CHRISTMAS, CHARLIE BROWN!

    FOX – 8:00 PM: It’s a pop-star tribute GLEE-peat double header tonight with the MADONNA and BRITNEY SPEARS episodes. I’d make a joke about this but I think the show writers already did by making them.’

    NBC – 9:00 PM: It’s the live season finale of THE BIGGEST LOSER where I’m rooting for PATRICK to win. This show is such a great motivator and reminder to ea… oh look, Christmas fudge!

    WEDNESDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: OK, if you actually watched THE SING-OFF along with me then be sure to remember there’s another episode on tonight.

    USA – 8:00 PM: Oh, look! ELF is on USA tonight. There’s something you don’t see happen very often.

    COMEDY CENTRAL – 8:00 PM: If you missed the first ever FUTURAMA HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR then here is another chance to catch it.

    DISCOVERY – 9:00 PM: In tonight’s all new MYTHBUSTERS special it’s a special GREEN HORNET edition where SETH ROGEN drops in to help bust some myth’s. Which myth are they attacking, “You’re not off ’till you cough?”

    THURSDAY

    ABC FAMILY – 6:00 PM: On a night full of repeats ABC FAMILY gives us the gift of PIXAR with FINDING NEMO followed by THE INCREDIBLES.

    FX – 10:00 PM: It’s the IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA holiday special! Need I say more?

    TBS – 10:00 PM: If it weren’t for the fact that the “Man Your Man Could Smell Like” himself, ISAIAH MUSTAFA, is hosting I’d think sitting around watching the FUNNIEST COMMERCIALS OF THE YEAR was silly. Even sillier? If you DVR this you’re going to be skipping over the commercials to get to the commercials.

    FRIDAY

    CBS – 8:00 PM: CBS is offering up a large helping of holiday cheer with YES, VIRGINIA followed by FROSTY THE SNOWMAN and FROSTY RETURNS.

    USA – 9:00 PM: Oh, look! ELF is on USA tonight. There’s something you don’t see happen very often.

    ABC – 9:00 PM: In this PRIMETIME special WHAT WOULD YOU DO? the network uses hidden cameras to see how people react when tey think no one is watching. Does putting the PRIMETIME name on it class it up enough so that we don’t know it’s a classed up version of SCARE TACTICS?

    CBS – 9:30 PM: Tonight special I GET THAT A LOT as they look back at some of the highlights (I use the term loosely) from past shows and some unseen footage. Come watch again as nobody believes that it isn’t PARIS HILTON pumping their gas.

    SATURDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Need a way to distract the kids for three hours? ABC rolls out another airing of I WANT A DOG FOR CHRISTMAS, CHARLIE BROWN! followed by MADAGASCAR.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: The Peacock offers up a retread as well as they re-run the Christmas party episode of THE OFFICE.

    HALLMARK – 8:00 PM: BATTLE OF THE BULBS sure feels a lot like DECK THE HALLS when DANIEL STERN and MATT FREWER get ugly trying to one up each other’s holiday decorations.

    NBC – 11:30 PM: I still haven’t watched last week’s episode of SNL with PAUL RUDD but this week is a no-miss as THE DUDE himself JEFF BRIDGES hosts the weekly train wreck.

    SUNDAY

    ABC – 7:00 PM: ABC puts forth no programming effort whatsoever with the airing of THE SANTA CLAUSE 2 and THE SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE.

    CBS – 8:00 PM: It’s the season finale for SURIVOR: NICARAGUA and I’ve not watched a single moment of the show.

    FOX – 9:00 PM: FAMILY GUY‘s retelling of THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK airs tonight to serve as a warm up to all the people that will no doubt be watching…

    ADULT SWIM – 11:30 PM: I completely missed the mark in neglecting to mention the amazing VENTURE BROTHERS season finale so I am making it a point to mention the ROBOT CHICKEN: STAR WARS EPISODE III special. Nothing says Happy Holidays like stop-motion Star Wars comedy.

  • Trailer Park: Greg Fitzsimmons

    By Christopher Stipp

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    GREG FITZSIMMONS – Interview

    This is not hyperbole, just fact: This is the best interview you’ll read all year.

    I never quite can tell what conversation will make the life of a freelance writer a little less depressing but conversing with comedian Greg Fitzsimmons about his book Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons: Tales of Redemption from an Irish Mailbox was certainly a conversation that made me believe Greg could possibly be the most honest man I’ve talked to all year. While he and I talked about what it meant to write a book that was so unflinchingly funny in a way that only those with caustic senses of humor can appreciate there was also the sense that here was a man who had yet to accomplish things in his career, who had regrets, and who was willing to talk about wondering whether he would realize his goal to get an hour long comedy special. It’s hard to think that the man who has a successful podcast, Fitzdog Radio, and plays to audiences who know who he is and want to be entertained by his brand of funny would have any reason to look inward. But he does and he couldn’t have been more frank about the nature of comedy today, what it means to be a comedian on the road and how you don’t carry yourself if you’re looking for help, and what it means to have finally exercised the demons of the mind onto paper.

    I think it would be deceptive if I didn’t state that I’ve listened to the man’s podcast since its inception, that his style of speaking to other comedians or to himself if he’s all alone just letting his thoughts flow and collide out of his mouth, the male equivalent of Mrs. Dalloway, a Virginia Woolf of comedic consciousness, but what you see below made me realize that he’s one of the few out in the world of entertainment that will actually answer a question in a straightforward and direct manner. It’s a rarity to have the ear of someone like Greg who doesn’t stick to talking points, who is willing to share something genuine, and for that I am grateful. The book is an amazingly hilarious charting of one man’s course through life, especially considering that anyone with ADHD will be forever grateful for the many pictures and letters which breaks up any lengthy passages, and it made me laugh out loud. It must sound so trite to say, but in an age when what passes for comedy is Mike & Molly there is comfort to be had knowing Greg is out there ready to take down anyone or anything at a moment’s notice in the same breath recognizing his own frailties as a man, a husband, a father. The book is wholly satisfying and more than worth the time it will take to appreciate how hard that this man has scratched, bitten, and fought to get to the middle.

    Buy the book. Visit the man’s site. Read the interview.

    519nzqmzp1lCHRISTOPHER STIPP: Greg?

    FITZSIMMONS:
    Yes.

    CS:  Christopher Stipp.

    FITZSIMMONS: Christopher, it’s a pleasure.  Thanks for calling.

    CS:  Really, the pleasure is mine.  I just finished the book over the weekend.  Loved it.

    FITZSIMMONS: I can’t tell you how nice that is to hear when I spent so long writing it and now to actually have people reading it just these last few weeks. Feels great.  Thank you.

    CS:  You are welcome.  I had just finished Adam Carolla’s book a week prior, finding that both made me laugh while reading it, but yours was more personal,  profound in a way.  I would like to start by asking if you really had that in mind ““ whether you wanted to make this a raw look into your life.

    FITZSIMMONS: I’m Irish so I was raised on literature.  I was an English major and I dreamed about being a writer since I was little.  My comedy is drawn to, not only is it dark, it’s story telling that’s truthful and so when it came to writing a book I knew that there was two directions.  We had four publishers bid on the book and they all had a different take on the letters.  I wrote a proposal and they each had a solid different split on whether or not it would be funny to show the letters, write jokes about them and then another publisher wanted the letters out completely and just write the narrative so the great thing about Simon & Schuster is that they wanted both, which is the right way to go. It allowed me to ““ there’s a chapter, it’s a sad part where dad dies, one chapter where I really put all the dad drinking stuff in – it just allowed me to then go through high school years where antics were funnier.  It let me do what I do in my stand-up, just try to draw people in with my truth and then relieve it with jokes.

    CS:  I keep thinking about what part of the book I wanted to touch upon and I keep coming back to the moment when you were talking about Uncle Jerry. You were at your uncle’s house and I forget exactly what the circumstances were but he snapped,  he took one of your cousins, took him to a back room, made him stay there, the kid starts thumping his head against a wall and moaning while the rest of you guys then found it hilarious…

    FITZSIMMONS: [Laughs] You must be Irish.  Only Irish people think that’s funny.  Other people think that’s horrible.

    CS:  I am Irish.  And I found it hilarious.  I look at a show like Rescue Me and I find that dry sense of humor to be satisfying, where it seems all you do is bust balls and take people down a peg or two once in a while.  But in a healthy way if I’m in a relationship, you know?

    FITZSIMMONS: Yes.  The Irish are committed to taking down hubris wherever we see it.  It’s a function of growing up. Historically we were made to feel like pieces of shit by the British so we police ourselves.

    [Laughs]

    CS:  And that brings up a good point. You reference it in your book that being Irish it’s part of your DNA and I’m almost, reading it over and over again in your writing, I’m ready to believe that it’s true.  That it is a nature, not a nurture, thing.

    FITZSIMMONS: It is interesting because you always wonder how much of it is cultural and how much is innate.  Speaking of the Irish – our livers process alcohol must faster which is just a physical fact that has led to a certain behavior.  And I think the Irish are prone to depression and I think manic depression and I kind of feel like I have elements of that I keep myself from feeling too great because the fall-off is so painful.

    I just of feel like if I clip the highs I won’t go as low and I think culturally it was a way of dealing with that swing we have. And I don’t know if it comes from the damp climate but I think there is just a sensibility to stay steady.

    CS:  And do you find that, as you referenced, that you kind of fight those impulses?  You write you have never hit your kids.  Do you find yourself fighting with demons from the past when it comes to trying to correct the path it looks like you were on as you grew up?

    FITZSIMMONS: I look at this book ““ I’ve had my midlife crisis the last few years and the book was definitely a part of that and, at the same time, it made it profound.  I can really look at the two acts of my life.  The first one is now over.  In the book I don’t have to look back anymore.  I don’t plan on looking back anymore.  I’ve got a beautiful wife who loves me and I’ve got two kids who are 7 and 10.  I live in Venice Beach which is not exactly where I want to live.  And I’m healthy and I just can’t waste anymore time worrying about how my parents raised me or whether or not I had too much conflict as a kid.  I’ve got it all in the book.  I can just lock it and move on.  It’s a very liberating thing for me emotionally.

    CS:  I see that in the text.  Matter of fact, I just listened to your latest podcast where you broke down the Ten Commandments, which is an essential listen every week for anyone interested in solid humor, but you did it without anyone around you.  You were just riffing by yourself.  How do these ideas quickly materialize from thought to rant?

    FITZSIMMONS: Well, on Friday, I forget which Commandment ““ but one of the Commandments got me curious like if we were to read the commandments ““ just curious to where we fall on them now.  So I riffed on them Friday night and then Saturday in between the two shows I was doing, literally just sitting in the green room during that hour and a half, in between shows, I just turned on my recorder and started riffing.  Then I hitched up with other comics and they were like, “Where’s the script?”  I go, “There’s no script.  Just go.”  And it just somehow ““ I think doing stand-up for the last 20 years has enabled me to bullshit for an hour.

    [Laughs]

    CS:  It’s a wicked skill.  It obviously allows you to land you writing gigs and what have you.  I know some people have asked you what do you prefer more ““ the writing or performing ““ but really though, what feeds the other?  What part of the brain is getting satisfied when you are locked in a room writing versus being on a stage and performing?

    FITZSIMMONS: I think it has a lot to do with lifestyle.  In a perfect world I can be on stage in front of hundreds of people every night and trying new material and showing that insane outpouring of acceptance from the crowd and the danger of some nights not feeling that ““ that would be ideal.  But, the reality is I have to leave my family to go do that so writing allows me to stay home for months at a time and I do enjoy it.  I like collaborating with other people and I get very claustrophobic.  You know, ADHD, I’m a loaner and I need to go after a while.

    CS:  I know you’ve touched upon it too in a podcast in that it’s a lonely existence ““ you’re off doing what you need to do to satisfy that sort of need to do something else and shake it up – but once you’re out there do you find yourself saying “I need to go home” or is more like you need to stay days away before that feeling goes away?

    FITZSIMMONS: I think the grass looks greener on the other side of my yard.  I don’t even need to look at the neighbor’s yard to long for the other part of my life instead of the part that I’m in and I think it’s gotten a little unhealthy.  I feel unsatisfied in each one because I’m at the point now where I do a radio show, a podcast, I’ve got a TV deal with 20th Century Fox for a sitcom, I’ve got a game show deal with Nickelodeon, I’ve got the book that I’m still promoting and then the stand-up and after a while you go, you also have two kids and I’m so loaded I don’t see friends anymore because every spare moment I have I’m going to soccer practice and something’s got to give.

    This book was a way for me to take all these energies and focus them on one thing; but no real plan, though, of where that would take me other than it would force me to have all of them work towards one thing and I think that that allowed me to make real progress and giving more clarity to what I want to do.

    CS:  Not to be facetious about it but is it to get that what they call “f.u. money” ““ essentially say “I can do things on my own time” instead of saying, “I need to fill a need because I need to keep my kids in school, I need to keep my wife from having a job of her own?”  Or is it something more than just the money?

    agenda_cap-1FITZSIMMONS: Well, for me, a lot of it is money at this point only because I worked as a kid ““ from the age of 12 on I was shoveling driveways, raking leaves, I was caddying by the time I was 14.  I was just always working and then through the time I was in college I’ve been doing stand-up but really found myself at whether it was stand-up or writing just giving it everything.  And, after 20 years of that you start to feel like ““ life starts to say f.u.. And you always have to work and I’ve always been pretty smart about buying real estate and for a long time I’ve benefited from not having to take just one job and it’s allowed me to make choices and in the long run even more beneficial to my career because I truly do what I want, what excites me. I think, and it’s the biggest cliché, but it really is true, that if you are doing what you love you don’t have to worry about the money.  It just always seems to work out.

    But what would work well for me if this book did well enough that I could get another book deal.  I’m starting to get more and more advertisers to my podcast and I think that if my foundation was doing a podcast a few days a week it would make it real money and doing another book then I could continue to cut my stand-up down to just weekends or one night shows rather than 3 or 4 days at a time and not take any writing jobs, unless they were mine, not anyone else’s.

    CS:  The idea of just working on weekends for standup…I was just reminded when you talked to Brian Regan, an amazing interview as I never gave that guy a second thought but now I want to check the guy out based on what you two talked about…

    FITZSIMMONS: Now here’s a guy if you ask comedians whether you are talking to the biggest alternative comic or biggest performer, he’s the one guy that I think bridges all worlds of comedy and is so respected.  He’s clean, original, and makes you laugh.  Period.

    CS:  He does and this is the funny thing ““ growing up as a kid I used to watch Mario Joyner’s Half-Hour Comedy Hour and John Mulrooney when he did Comic Strip Live.  It was decades ago but Brian seems like he still has the same passion for performing.

    FITZSIMMONS: It’s passion but also craftsmanship. He’s one of these guys who, you talk about Irish, I think he comes from a family of about 6 or 7 Irish boys and he has that work ethic and aesthetic for quality without having any ego about it.  He always just puts on his tool belt and worked on his act and then underneath that is this silly, goofy, physical comedy and when you bring those two things together it’s magic.

    CS:  Not to switch too many gears, I’m curious to know ““ the Howard Stern effect.  You reference him in the book and you reference how he’s able to goad things out of you that you normally wouldn’t have otherwise shared.  What is it about Howard that he’s able to get people to really open up?  Is it the power of how many people he’s broadcasting to?  Is it a skill that he has? What’s under the hood that makes him such a good interviewer?

    FITZSIMMONS: It’s definitely not about how many people are listening.  That rarely crosses my mind.  It’s if you’re a girl in high school, and the guy with the ’69 GTO and leather jacket, who smokes, and asks you to go out on a date. You are going to go further with him than you would the nice guy”¦than with Brian Regan.

    [Laughs]

    You accept this.  You have a curiosity and something compels you to take the challenge to be around this person and all of a sudden you find yourself further than you would have gone and all of a sudden you’re blowing Howard Stern.

    [Laughs]

    CS:  It’s amazing how many people he’s able to ““ amazing interviews ““ he’s almost the Playboy of radio where, sure, you have the naked women but you sure as hell would subscribe just to get the articles.  I think he’s unique and I just don’t understand what he’s able to do and how he’s able to make all these people open up.

    FITZSIMMONS: Well, you know what it is?  You learn very quickly.  Anybody that comes on the show is a fan of the show.  It’s very rare that someone comes on because the publicist pitched a really hot project.  I’ve seen Howard get pitched guests for his show and I’ve seen what interests him and what doesn’t.  If there’s not a story he doesn’t really care about how big the project or how big they are.  There has to be something that he knows he can tap a nerve with.  The person is going through a transition, whether it’s divorce or getting off drugs or changing careers – something that he can stir up and get some real juice out of.  I think that he then is able to make you realize you can’t deflect.  He’ll call you on it.  Just by being one hundred percent truthful ““ first of all about himself ““ everything he’s embarrassed about ““ then it’s, “OK, that’s how we play in this room.”  And so if you try not to answer questions, that’s when he attacks he does that as a recourse for not playing by his rules in his sandbox.

    CS:  Do you try to do that?  Now that you are on the other side and you’re talking to someone like a Brian Regan or talking to comics on the road, are you trying to take some of that or do you just go in there with your own intentions in mind?

    FITZSIMMONS: I certainly do it differently than Howard because I come from a different world than he does.  He had a lot to prove when he was starting out.  He felt very changed by his mother and he wanted to be the outrageous guy and would ask tough questions of famous people.  Where I come from it’s about – I think defiance about Catholicism, and I don’t want to be impolite necessarily – but at the same time from doing stand-up for so many years, I gauge my radio show the way I would assume a comedy crowd would be receiving the show.  In other words, if I feel like it’s boring, I will attack my guest.  I’ll cut them off.  I’ll tell them they are being boring and say things like, “Can you say it any slower?  Can you drag this out more?”  I’m very direct but I never offend a guest and it’s just because I pay attention to them.  I’m only being truthful.  I have no tolerance for people that indulge themselves a story they’ve told a million times.  I don’t want that kind of show.  I don’t want your prepared jokes.  I just want you to answer questions in an honest way.  I learned that from Howard.  I think the motives may be different.

    CS:  He choose you ““ I assume he had some hand in having you have your own show on Sirius.

    FITZSIMMONS: Yes, he asked me on the air one day.  He said, “Do you want to have your own show?” and I said, “Yeah.”

    CS:  That must have been wholly gratifying.  Was it just that fast or was it…

    FITZSIMMONS: It was that fast.  It was literally just, “Hey, want your own show?”  And at the time he threw a bunch of people on at first and of all the people ““ you got people that have full-time shows ““ Bubba and Ferrell ““ but of all the people he threw up there the few that remained are the guy who claims he was abducted by aliens and somebody who’s an alcoholic.  I’m a 44 year-old guy with a receding hairline and two kids who doesn’t drink or do drugs and somehow I have a show that has traction on his network.

    CS:  That is pretty remarkable.  It must have been completely flattering to think you could have a place on his network.

    FITZSIMMONS: When I first got the show I knew it was a lark.  This thing could go one, two, three episodes and then it could politely and, well, I knew it could go six months. By that time you kind of  know if you’re dead in the water.  And so I felt ““ my dad did radio his whole life.  He was one of the most successful DJ’s in New York.  I really dug in and certain opportunities in your life that you are very aware at the time could be very meaningful if you put the effort into it and if I don’t put the effort into it, it’s really going to show so I always respected the opportunity.  I took a lot of good notes and was able to grow and learn the skills of broadcasting just by being on.

    CS:  Was it, I don’t want to say terrifying, but was it?  Let’s say today is my first day and I’m on the radio interviewing you, I’d be out of my mind thinking how do I balance both trying to be funny but be informative but also be a good host and interview someone properly.  Were you filled with anxiety by being a comedian and wanting to be funny or were you past anxiety at that point?

    FITZSIMMONS: No, lots of anxiety every single time.  The only thing that makes it work is I took a two year acting program at the Neighborhood Playhouse and learned the Meisner Technique where you really just put every thought out of your head except focusing your attention on your partner.  Listening in the audition, looking at them, being connected to them.  And I find with interviews, not worrying about my manners, and not worrying about my agenda, I can get out of the way of the interview.  Then I can be really fast and I can be really clever and can be really gracious and the only thing you have to learn is jump breaking for commercial and try to put some bits in there, recurring bits in there and all that, but as me interviewing, even the monologue, it’s about just having the confidence to get out of your own way which I learned in stand-up.

    You are not a good stand-up until you are not nervous and you don’t care.

    You don’t let them judge you.  It’s like you just do it and do it until you are in the zone longer and longer each time.  So, it’s still terrifying to me because I don’t know how long to pause and I don’t know how much to ramp up.  So the only thing that keeps it organic for me is like that thing backstage it kind of helps to be the comic for the green room because I see a smile and say, “OK, this is working.”  And from there I think that there’s more meat on this bone and I’m going to keep going on this part.

    j_jol_01_0103_11_v6CS:  And I’m reminded about the riff from last night just going off, you were knocking the Commandments down, one after another.  It was almost felt like, as we listen to you, you were thinking, “While I’m at it let’s just go through the rest of this and see what I can make out of it.”

    FITZSIMMONS:  I was on the Internet that day and I just had a number next to each one.  It was like, one, no gods, then two, father and mother, and I had thoughts on each one and had done it on stage a couple of times so I felt it was starting to gel a little more.  That’s the great thing about doing a podcast on the road.  I’ve always got a page of bullet points or new ideas I want to talk about, like Sarah Palin is like a rodeo clown.  She’s comic relief during a bad economy.  Just one image and you go on stage with it and explore it.  You just keep throwing stuff out and I record every set and then by the weekend it’s a little more gelled so the time I get a podcast usually like Saturday, I’ve already done two or three sets.  So now I’m doing a podcast and it’s totally fresh and brand new but it’s also got a little bit of form.

    CS:  I’m reminded about last week, too, I was listening to Howard’s show and he was talking to Gilbert Gottfried and Gilbert had no interest in being a mentor to anybody.

    FITZSIMMONS  Yeah, I loved that.

    CS:  And I’m reminded of you when you are talking to these comics and these people who I have never heard of but I hope they come into their own and become people that I do hear about, do you find that this is something you wanted to do in talking to these comedians that are relatively fresh on the scene?  Is it your intention to be sort of an elder statesman, as it were?

    FITZSIMMONS: No, not at all.  There are a lot of comics I find on the show that are original and earnest and I feel like even if they don’t make it big, here’s somebody who I think I can help and want to help.  It always comes down to would it make a difference if I gave this person advice.  And when you are working with a guy who is drinking at every show, he doesn’t change a word of his act, he’s more concerned about after the show.  I’m not going to waste a second of my energy on to try and say to that guy “You know you can transition this better” but when I see somebody who’s young, going over their notes, they are nervous, they care, then I feel like what’s the glaring thing about their act that I can point out ““ one given note, if taken, can save that person from having to figure it out on their own.  But, only if you really listen to it, which is hard.  I love coaching people in anything that I feel I might have some skill in.  I don’t know why but I love kids.  I love teaching them sports.  I love working with anybody that is, like you said, is earnest, and if I am in a position to help them, I love that.

    But I can’t stand the sense of entitlement that a lot of young comics have today.  They see you, I go through my set and run out because there will be people that come up and say “You don’t remember me?” and I say “When did we meet?” and they say, “I don’t know, it was probably…”  It’s like, “You motherfucker….’I don’t remember’…F.U….I don’t owe you anything.”  Just because you have happened to see me, just because I may be above you on the ladder that doesn’t entitle you to be rude or have some expectation that I’m going to”¦..I don’t f’n know you.  You want me to what?  Call a club.  Tell them I got somebody to open for me?  And then if you bomb I look bad?  Where’s the upside for me?  I never once asked a comic to bring me on the road with him.  I used to drive for hours to go to clubs and showcase and then get hired by the club.  Now it seems everyone wants you to do them a favor.  And you don’t even know them.  I think the landscape has changed like that.  When I’m on the road and can connect with somebody who is quality, I love it.  But, the idea of being a mentor is really preposterous.  I’m still trying to learn how to do stand-up myself.

    CS:  To that point, I think it actually comes down to the work ethic.  I think myself I’ve been told you do good work and the work speaks for itself that you’ll eventually be recognized for it but some people now want to jump that line and think it’s more about style.  And that if you have enough style you can move forward, and it certainly works in some areas, but where do you fall on that whether work for it’s own sake will get you noticed or is it about self-promotion, is it about putting something in front of somebody and saying, “Recognize me! Recognize what I do!” Is there a line there?

    FITZSIMMONS: Yeah, that’s what I struggle with every day.  Self-promotion today is such a pure drain of energy and time and if you go half-ass you might as well not do it at all.  At the same time if you don’t do it at all, you’re screwed.  People are bombarded with marketing and promotion and they think they can just go on the road and just kill and think that that’s going to build up a following ““ those days are over.

    The guy who had a regular TV show, no matter how bad, those guys will outdraw everybody except, literally Brian Regan and maybe two other guys besides him that don’t have weekly TV exposure or guys that have movie exposure.  I think clubs booked by talent and with a certain editorial in mind.  So I try to find a way of marketing myself that is more natural.  I like Twitter because I can send out one or two tweets a day and maybe one is a joke and one is about a book signing tonight and I always have a fear, a paranoia, that people are going to see me as just another pushy person who’s trying to get somewhere in a rush and more often than not, I don’t do enough.

    I’m ashamed of marketing myself.  I find it distasteful and I feel like I’m proud of the show I do and I’m proud of what I do.  The thing about being a perfectionist is I don’t put out as much content as I should.  I really do worry about that.  I hired a webmaster.  I have a publicist right now and I have a producer on my podcast which most people don’t have because I need to hand stuff off so I can focus on the creative side of things.

    CS:  It’s really fantastic.  Nothing but quality.  What’s more I respect that if you’re busy or if you can’t do it you allow yourself to miss a day.  You’re not out to put out a half-assed product and that comes through.

    FITZSIMMONS: Like Twitter, the podcast seemed like the way to put content out that wasn’t…that wasn’t promotion for the sake of promotion but it was content that worked as promotion.

    CS:  Do you find that people responding positively?  I don’t know how many followers you are up to now but do you find it’s a positive thing for you to use?

    FITZSIMMONS: I have like 17,000 people that follow me on Twitter.  It’s not like in the days of the Myspace page when I had way more than that but I would say three quarters of them were probably spam addresses, whereas on Twitter these are people that are actually reading your shit.  It’s crazy.  I do a couple segments on my show like Overheard, where  people sending things overheard, and I get a hundred of them a week and I get people coming out to my shows and it used to be way back when it was because I had a show on MTV and that went away, and then it was Best Week Ever and those people come out…but the podcast by far is the biggest draw because people are listening for the whole hour, every week, and it may not be the same numbers you get on Stern but they are really there to listen to it.

    CS:  And advertisers?  Are they responding well to the fact that you are such a top rated download?

    FITZSIMMONS: Yes, it makes a difference and also that and the demographic they are going after. I think that’s like Adam Carolla and Marc Maron and myself are the young male demographic that people watch.  So I’m actually surprised that there aren’t more advertisers.  I know it’s a podcast and I really think that they will. Like right now, there’s half a dozen that work with most of us and breaking through to that next level is what everyone is trying to do now.  What’s hard is that if someone is not familiar with podcast it’s hard to turn them on to the process of it ““ people are techno-phobes and are just used to getting their content the way they get it.  You really have to go after the tech-savvy and the people who have iPhones and really care about fresh content as opposed to listening to albums on their iPod.  I guess the short answer I guess is I think that the business model isn’t there yet but I think that the audience is growing and seems like everything is in place for it to grow much faster and we’re not yet in the clutches of the studio system ““ still completely independent meaning we can keep all the money, which is nice.

    CS:  There is only so much ““ how many ProFlowers bouquets can I buy this week ““ how many downloads can I make from audible ““  and you are right it does seem like a very tiny ““ all these companies ““ feels like there should be a lot more because, demographically, like you’re speaking, there’s always these other people advertising.  I’m amazed that it’s just these core half a dozen.

    FITZSIMMONS: I just got a couple new sponsors.  There are some that I won’t take.  I’ve had offers ““ pornography ““ and then junk companies where they want you to write the ad and want you to work off commission on what you bring in.  I’m not interested in that.  There’s a recipe of every thousand downloads you get a certain dollar amount.  That’s the only way it really makes sense.

    CS:  Is this thing growing on its own?  Is it taking away from what you really want to be doing, and that’s your act, your comedy?  Is it not even significant to even talk about because the technology is so in its infancy that it’s not really taking any of your time to deal with?

    78855250FITZSIMMONS: When I was coming up in New York and then LA, I always did a lot of alternative comedy because there’s always one room that I would try to work every week or every other week because it would force me to do 10 new minutes.  You are standing in front of a crowd that was there every week so you couldn’t do something you’ve done before and it forced me to come up with new material every week.  And, the podcast is the same way.  I try not to look in the paper for what my monologue is going to be.  I try to really look at either my life, which is pretty limited ““ two kids and on the road a lot there’s just so many airplane jokes and my kid threw up jokes ““ for me where my head is at is the existential midlife crisis type things.

    Like the 10 Commandments ““ thinking about the big picture and trying to express my anger or confusion about things that are in my heart right now and I think that trying to do topical stuff is fine as long as it’s a springboard into something bigger.  I was talking to a friend about how much of your identity is a collection of attributes, whether it’s fine wine seems to go along with classical music and good cigars and Brooks Brothers, no matter what walk of life you’re from you think you have much more taste in a universal, objective way and give yourself credit for having more choice in taste than you really have.  It’s more that identification with a group and social climbing and that’s something that seems to touch a nerve.  When I bring that up, people get incensed.

    Even my own wife, who swears that, no, it takes a certain intelligence and worldliness to appreciate a single malt scotch that’s good or bad.  Even she couldn’t really wrap her head around the fact that if she was from another world it would be much more about whether or not your wear a sarong that denotes a different cast system and you may not be attacked with sticks for it and that everyone has their agenda with their fashion choices or culinary choices or where they vacationed.  Something like that is a show and whether or not the show goes that way that’s where I’m going to start it and 9 out of 10 times it goes in a completely different direction.  I do the same thing with sand up.  I’ll explore an idea and if there’s something to it, I’ll continue it on stage or vice versa.

    FITZSIMMONS: If I had what Brian Regan has, which is that work ethic, I’m going to write it all down, I’m going to organize it and then like Louis CK is doing, what Chris Rock did, and what George Carlin did, which is every year do my one hour special ““ I lay it down and then start from scratch.  I wish I could do that.  I have ADHD and every set is like a drunken knife fight for me.

    [Laughs]

    I jump from thought to thought and talk about how the spotlight above me is humming and driving me crazy and I never quite get through a stream of consciousness that’s not interrupted.

    CS:  Do you think you have it in you, let’s say if HBO came up, or Comedy Central, said, “We want you to do an hour show.” Would it motivate you?

    FITZSIMMONS: I’m dying to do a one hour show.  I know I have that hour.  I’ve actually done it on tape.  I made a spreadsheet with all the bits and I just did an act a few weeks ago in Minneapolis and I recorded three shows and I have the hour.  Every minute is something that I’m proud of, that I worked on, and that I know will stand up in a theater but I’ve been so caught up in this book that I haven’t even pursued it.  But the one hour in the past, there wasn’t enough interest.  It’s a lot of money and there aren’t a lot of buyers like there used to be.  HBO is only interested in things like George Lopez, somebody who already has a show or big name.  And then Comedy Central is a place that I would have more luck with but maybe they are pursing someone younger.

    So, I’m kind of dying to do it the same way I’m dying to do this book.  There’s nothing I want more now than to do the one hour special so that at the end of my life  I can sit on my porch with 14 Emmys on the mantle and my book on the shelf, with my one hour special on top of the TV.

    CS:  I’m amazed that it hasn’t happened. It almost seems like the cliché from your own show that you like just being in the middle and but that’s where you’re currently caught.

    FITZSIMMONS: Yeah, I was on the road for two years straight and that’s a lot of road work.  And when you do that you lose all the momentum if  you’re not out there ““ you’re not a comedian anymore because a lot of comedians get off the road as they start writing gig and you never seen them on the stage again.  I would fly out on weekends…I never gave up on it but the perception was the same.  It’s held me back a lot.  It’s just the reality of it.

    CS:  Really?  Even with all the road gigs you did?  Hasn’t the tide turned?

    FITZSIMMONS: No.  I think I’m back in a place of having more visibility as a pure stand-up but the fact that, even writing a book, even having a TV deal, it all works against you in a weird way.  I know it sounds contradictory saying guys like George Lopez, but he got to where he was with stand-up.  I got jobs more because of my writing skills.  And it just gets spread kind of thin.  “Oh, he’s the guy with the podcast.”  “He’s the guy on Stern.”  But, not always, “He’s the guy who used to work stand up non-stop for 20 years.”  I think my goal now is to do as much as I can and put my main energy into the podcast and stand-up because they seem to work really well together.

    Do a one hour special and get to the point when you can go out one night or two nights as opposed to longer and it’s just a matter of believing it will happen and making it a priority, which I didn’t do before, and that’s one of the things I talked about when I did the book.  I was focusing all these different energies because I know I put a more concerted effort in this book than I ever have in my life.  It taught me about how much time I was wasting and things I gave up doing this book that I certainly didn’t miss.  I don’t audition anymore.

    I am not very good at auditioning.

    I have a low batting average and a huge waste of time to drive up to the valley and rehearse and it makes me feel like a loser.  There are certain things I had to give up while I was writing the book and I’m not bringing back into my life.  Stand-up is the most truthful thing you can do in our society today.  I think there is probably more freedom of speech with stand up than almost anything else.  You can choose to do it the way you want to.  You can do theaters, you can do clubs, you can just do it on the internet.  You can do it on TV.  Whatever your sensibility works best, you have the option to do it that way.

    CS:  Do you find people respond the same way?  In terms of comedy, can you be, I guess Brian Regan would be the best example, that people respond to the same comedy he has been doing for decades, are you finding that you can be as free?  Are audiences different than they were, 10, 15, 20 years ago?

    FITZSIMMONS: I don’t know.  I never really thought about that.  I always just walk on stage and walk up to the mike and my goal is ““ I truly have no idea what I am going to say when I walk up to the microphone.  I have no idea what’s going to happen in the middle.  I have bullet points I want to get to but some nights I don’t get to any of it.  I know I’ve grown in some ways and in other ways I think I have gotten, I don’t know if I’ve gotten weaker, but I was on Bob and Tom this morning and they pulled out some comedy clips to play them on the air from 15 years ago and it was jokes, just bam, bam, bam, good jokes.

    I think back and I don’t write like that anymore and I do miss it.

    It was really more of a varsity sport back then for me.  It was like, “How can I type this up?  How can I land a tagline to this?”  As opposed to now it’s much more about, “How can I talk around an idea that I think is interesting to keep the audience with me through choppy waters “˜cause they might have been uncomfortable with the topic but we all came through it together?”  But there’s a part of me that would like to do more of that.

    CS:  I am intensely curious to know ““ you bring her up in the book, you said that Erin wants to put the brakes on what you can say sometimes.  Do you find that the deeper relationship you have with the wife and the kids, that the impulse is to drag them into the comedy in a way ““ is there an impulse to keep that at bay?  Is there a back and forth of what you can and can’t talk about?

    FITZSIMMONS: I think it helps me make more mature decisions about what I should be talking about.  I am reading this book right now called The Razor’s Edge.  Have you heard about that?

    CS:  No.

    FITZSIMMONS: It’s kind of a classic and it’s about this guy who is born in the upper-class in Chicago, 19-teen’s and it’s a fast read. It explored what it was like to be a part of that whole scene of Paris of that time.  His friends tell him, “What are you doing?  You’re wasting your life.  You’re not working.  You’re not going to the country club.  You’re not working on your golf game.  You’re throwing your life away asking all these questions about God and evil.  These questions have been asked forever and you think you’re going to solve them?”  And he says, “Well, if they’ve been asked forever maybe because there’s no answer they are the only questions that are supposed to be asked.”

    So, I don’t know if you could say embarrassing but maybe divulging more about my family than what would make people comfortable I can be forced to have to take on bigger questions and more important ideas than anger at my child misbehaving or frustrations about not having sex with my wife as much.  That kind of stuff has been pretty well mined and I think, even for me, I kind of transcend those kinds of things.  It’s my marriage, my kids, and thinking about how can I deepen my relationship with my wife.  How can I be a more supportive non-judgmental parent to my kids and not feel frustration?

    And I think with my stand up it’s the same thing.

    How can I go deeper with my stand up?  At the end of my career can I look back and be proud of the topics I was talking about on stage?  I look back at some of the material and I absolutely cringe.  I talked about those jokes before but I also did a lot of very ““ I don’t want to say offensive ““ but tacky topics ““ not topics ““ tacky premises.  So, I think it’s good to cringe when you look back at your work because it means there must be some kind of growth going on and I just really do feel that after 20 years I have no idea the right way to do it ““ it’s a work in progress.

    CS:  And I think that’s a good a place to end it as it could be.

    FITZSIMMONS: Hey, I can’t go any deeper than that!

    Laughs.

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    LITTLE FOCKERS – Screening

    little-fockers-posterLive in Phoenix or the nearby environs? Interested in seeing Little Fockers on December 16? Then, pal, I have just the ticket for you. In fact, I have a lot of tickets so by all means shoot me a line at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and I’ll see about hooking you up with passes to see it.

    Need to know more? Here’s some information:

    This holiday season come LITTLE FOCKERS the third installment in this blockbuster series (Meet The Parents and Meet the Fockers.) The test of wills between Jack Byrnes (Robert De Niro) and Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) escalates to new heights as Jack Byrnes (Robert De Niro) and Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) and the family all get together under the same roof. Laura Dern and Jessica Alba join the returning all-star cast for a new chapter of the worldwide hit franchise.

    It has taken 10 years, two little Fockers with wife Pam (Polo) and countless hurdles for Greg to finally get “in” with his tightly wound father-in-law, Jack. After the cash-strapped dad takes a job moonlighting for a drug company, however, Jack’s suspicions about his favorite male nurse come roaring back.

    When Greg and Pam’s entire clan — including Pam’s lovelorn ex, Kevin (Owen Wilson) — descends for the twins’ birthday party, Greg must prove to the skeptical Jack that he’s fully capable as the man of the house. But with all the misunderstandings, spying and covert missions, will Greg pass Jack’s final test and become the family’s next patriarch…or will the circle of trust be broken for good?

    This laugh out loud comedy, LITTLE FOCKERS will be screening on December 16, and opens in theatres on December 22.

    And now, on to the recommendations to make this a merry digital Christmas for that special someone, or something, or yourself, this year:

    JEDI JUNKIES – DVD

    jedi-junkies-20100722-122816What a pleasure this film was to watch.

    If you’ve seen the documentary Trekkies and appreciated what that film did for fans of the Star Trek then you have to get this for any fan, even tangential ones, of the Star Wars franchise.

    What I learned by watching Mark Edlitz’ expose on the fans who are, at times, downright obsessed with this film series is that these fans are just passionate about everything having to do with this property. You have people who have been tattooed, people who have devoted entire rooms of their homes in order to contain their habit, and some who are dedicated enough to teach a class on how to properly use a lightsaber. The overriding lesson that’s learned by watching this documentary is that these are people who are really into this thing that just happens to be Star Wars. What Edlitz gets right in a huge way is making these people normal. I know that doesn’t sound like much but, like in Trekkies, these people showcased aren’t made to look foolish or nerdy. They’re genuine fans of these films and through conversations with these individuals you get that we should see them as champions for something many of us have already written off after so many years of naked greed. It’s an exploration of the nature of fandom and I couldn’t have been more entertained by a well-made and expertly executed treatise on what it means to be a supporter of Star Wars.

    You can order the film right here through their website and I couldn’t recommend seeking this out high enough. In fact, if you’re in the market for your own lightsaber, Jedi Junkies is looking to give one out in a contest. So, visit the site, check out the movie, enter the contest, be impressed.

    Details on the contest to win your own custom, steel lightsaber:

    JEDI JUNKIES

    Announces release of DVD and a chance to win a CUSTOM LIGHTSABER!

    Star Wars feature documentary, JEDI JUNKIES, is giving fans the chance to win their very own custom, steel lightsaber to celebrate the release of the DVD. To be entered to win, fans need only to LIKE the film’s Facebook fan page. A winner will be selected on Monday, December 21st.

    The film teamed with Advanced Light Weaponry to offer this very special promotion. As an added bonus, the winner will be able to select which side of the force they are on by choosing the saber’s color (blue for Jedi, red for Sith).”¨”¨JEDI JUNKIES is a fun, affectionate documentary profiling some of the hardcore and passionate fans inspired by the multi-billion-dollar grossing deep space epic: from the creation of a full-size Millennium Falcon spacecraft in a fan’s backyard, to schools teaching light saber fighting techniques, to women who spend their spare time recreating Princess Leia in her slave bikini, this film tells the stories of Star Wars fans who will shock and delight you with how they redefine Star Wars fandom.

    Also featuring the perspectives of celebrity insiders including Olivia Munn (Attack of the Show, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart), Peter Mayhew (Chewbacca), Jeremy Bulloch (Boba Fett), Phantom Menace actor Ray Park (Darth Maul), Celebrity Fit Club’s Dr. Linda Papodopolis and Blair Witch Project director Ed Sanchez, JEDI JUNKIES will change the way you look at fandom forever!”¨ “¨A film made by Star Wars fans, for Star Wars fans, can now be purchased on DVD, iTunes, Amazon VOD and Playstation 3. The film is also available for rental on iTunes, Amazon VOD and Playstation 3.
    For information on JEDI JUNKIES, please visit their website: http://www.jedijunkies.com/

    MAD MAX & ROBOCOP – Blu-ray

    roboThis one is a no brainier.

    For those who are looking to expand their Blu-ray collection with titles that will really take advantage of your surround sound with the sweet sound of explosions and many pounds worth of violence you can’t do better than these two titles.

    Recently released, Mad Max and Robocop are two titles that fit nicely within any manly man’s collection of films. One, a dystopian vision of a desolate landscape fraught with crazies and psychopaths while the other is a dystopian vision of a desolate urban landscape fraught with crazies and one guy named Clarence. Robocop, for my money, has spawned the most number of callbacks of any destructive action film in recent memory. It was ahead of its time but completely on point when it came to the larger issue that Paul Verhoeven was going for with regard to a film that was essentially about a cop who has come back from the dead to restore justice to a lawless city. While Mad Max, if you think about it, was a revolutionary film in that its success only grew after its release and outrage that followed. Without Max it would be doubtful there would have been a Saw franchise.

    msfBoth of these films are true classics and classics that make excellent gifts to those men, or ladies, in your life who can appreciate the larger themes that both of these movies explore.

    About the Blu-rays:

    The cyborg super-cop Robocop defends citizens of Old Detroit with three times as much action when the ROBOCOP TRILOGY arrives as a Blu-ray collector’s set October 5. Just in time for the holiday season, this three disc set from MGM Home Entertainment contains the original ROBOCOP on Blu-ray, as well as ROBOCOP 2 andROBOCOP 3 on Blu-ray for the first time.

    Packed full of memorable moments and Robocop quotes, the ROBOCOP TRILOGY is a fan must-have. Viewers can experience their favorite “human” robot in all three classic films, now on Blu-ray. Directors Paul Verhoeven (Totall Recall, Basic Instinct) of ROBOCOP and ROBOCOP 2 and Fred Dekker (Monster Squad Forever, Nighs of the Creeps) of ROBOCOP 3bring the half robot, half police officer to life with the help of an intensely talented cast, including Peter Weller (The Order; 24), Robert Burke (Good Night, and Good Luck; Tombstone), Kurtwood Smith (Rambo III; That 70’s Show) and Nancy Allen (Law and Order, Carrie).

    In ROBOCOP (1987), a terminally wounded cop in crime-ridden Detroit returns to the force as a powerful cyborg with submerged memories haunting him. ROBOCOP 2 (1990) features a corrupt businesswoman seeking to disable Robocop in favor of her own model of cyborg. In ROBOCOP 3 (1993) Robocop saves the day once more. This time the half man/half robot takes on ruthless developers who want to evict some people on “their” land.

    Now viewers can experience the thrilling dystopian action film with an all-new Blu-ray/DVD Combo Pack. Special features include filmmaker commentary and the documentary “Mad Max: The Film Phenomenon,” featuring interviews with the original crew and film experts. The new release also features the very popular original Australian audio track in addition to the American dubbed track.

    Considered one of the best films of 1979, MAD MAX garnered three Australian Film Institute (AFI) Awards for editing, sound and musical score. The film was also nominated by the AFI for Best Film, Best Director, Best Original Screenplay and Best Supporting Actor (Hugh Keays-Byrne).

    In the ravaged near future, a savage motorcycle gang rules the road. Terrorizing innocent civilians while tearing up the streets, the ruthless gang laughs in the face of a police force hell-bent on stopping them. But they underestimate one officer: Max Rockatansky (Gibson). And when the bikers brutalize Max’s best friend and family, they send him into a mad frenzy that leaves him seeking revenge, which is the only thing left in the world for Max to live for.

    Special Features:
    – Filmmaker Commentary by Jon Dowding, David Eggby, Chris Murray & Tim Ridge
    – Documentary: “Mad Max: The Film Phenomenon”
    – New-To-The-U.S. Original Australian Language Track
    – Two theatrical trailers
    – TV Spots

    I KNEW IT WAS YOU – DVD

    iknewitwasyoudvdIt’s simple why you should get this for any fan of film after watching this documentary.

    A movie about John Cazale, someone who you really shouldn’t have heard about before seeing this, it charts the tragic story of an actor who acted in but five films but those films (The Deer Hunter, The Godfather, The Godfather: Part II, The Conversation, Dog Day Afternoon) garnered 40 Academy Award nominations. You couldn’t have charted a more perfect career. That ended, though, when Cazale wrapped The Deer Hunter and died of bone cancer at the age of 42.

    This documentary is one that I am not sure would have been made without the horrible circumstances surrounding Cazale’s untimely demise, obviously, but this is a film that goes beyond this man’s life. It is an exploration on the nature of acting and how one man could genuinely tap into that thing that make good actors better, average performers step up their game. The interviews are the real treat, with people like Robert De Niro, Gene Hackman, and Meryl Streep providing a glowing context to what this man so special. It’s not something to be missed and should appeal to anyone looking to understand why some just were meant to act.

    About the film:

    KNEW IT WAS YOU, which explores the life of the exceptional but little-known actor John Cazale. The film premiered at the 2009 Sundance Film Festival and aired on HBO June 1, 2010. The film was produced by Brett Ratner and Stacey Reiss. O-Scope will release the DVD in the fall of 2010.

    Cazale’s film career consisted of just five movies, but all of them were Academy Award nominees for Best Picture: THE GODFATHER, THE GODFATHER: PART II, THE CONVERSATION, DOG DAY AFTERNOON, and THE DEER HUNTER. He is remembered by his colleagues as one of the brightest talents of his day, but three decades after his promising career ended with his untimely death, Cazale is largely unknown the general public.

    Featuring interviews with Hollywood legends such as Al Pacino, Gene Hackman, Robert De Niro, Richard Dreyfuss, Meryl Streep, and Sidney Lumet, as well as actors and filmmakers from a younger generation inspired by Cazale, including Philip Seymour Hoffman, Sam Rockwell, Steve Buscemi, and Brett Ratner, and including clips from Cazale’s movies and rarely seen photos and home video, I KNEW IT WAS YOU seeks to remedy the disparity of Cazale’s success with his relative anonymity.

    Richard Shepard said, “It’s a thrill to have Oscilloscope release the DVD of I KNEW IT WAS YOU. Their passion and commitment to quality projects is evident in the care and creativity they put into each of their releases. This documentary was a labor of love for everyone involved, and it’s really nice that it continues with the DVD release. I’m very excited that movie fans everywhere will have a chance to learn about John Cazale, and his incredible craft of acting.”

    Adam Yauch, head of Oscilloscope, said, “Oscilloscope is the Fredo of independent film, so it’s an honor to put this film out.”

    VENGEANCE – DVD

    vengence-dvd-cover-artworkIf you’re looking to get something that is hard boiled, smart, taut, and pretty damn satisfying this is the movie to get this season.

    In the grand tradition of great Hong Kong crime films where the classical themes of revenge are still mined for great subject matter this is a movie that moves quick and is wholly satisfying. It should be enough to say that this is a movie that deals with one man’s quest to deal with a bunch of professionals who were on a mission to take out his family for reasons that are all too clear and are all too blatantly easy to understand but who cares, right? This movie is all about the copious use of squibs and pistols and gunfire and, believe me, you get a lot of that here. In spades. Sometimes you just want a movie that doesn’t spend too much time navel gazing about the nature of man. Sometimes you just want a movie where a man needs to kill another man just because. And that’s what you get. Loved it.

    About the film:

    Legendary director Johnnie To (The Election Trilogy, Triangle PTU) the greatest master of Hong Kong action films since John Woo returns with an instant modern classic compared by Roger Ebert to Clint Eastwood s Unforgiven, VENGEANCE is a visually stunning and gripping gangster tale about honor among thieves and a father determined to avenge his daughter.

    Pop legend Johnny Hallyday (often called the French Elvis) gives the performance of his life as Costello, a world-weary but dapper gourmet chef who clearly has violence in his past (and future) when he enlists the help of hired assassins to enact his bloody revenge on the Chinese gangsters who nearly killed his little girl. Two brilliantly staged shoot outs by To one in the moonlight, the other at an abandoned dump are merely the highlights of a movie that crosses Memento with a spaghetti western and comes up with this international smash hit.

    THE WORLD AT WAR – Blu-ray

    the-world-at-war-blu-rayHow many of you, like myself, are obsessed with the History Channel and cannot stop watching footage from Word War II?

    I know I’m not the only one who feels that way and, I am willing to bet, you know someone in your life who can’t stop watching either. What’s remarkable about this collection of 26 hours of documentary footage that was originally broadcast over 35 years ago is that not only is it narrated by Sir Lawrence Oliver but that the content is still just as fascinating as it was when it originally aired. The dirtiness of war and all that it brought into the world so many decades ago still is a thrill to watch because of how resonant the themes are even today.

    Especially today.

    For some mini series that have found their way onto Blu-ray nothing compares to the high level of quality that you’ve come to expect from History in bringing a high-def experience to your living room. I know it’s schmaltzy to say that this process brings history to life but in my Blu-ray player, with my kid looking on, it’s hard not to feel willingly trapped in a classroom where, even now, you learn something new about what this war cost both sides.

    For what you get, and it’s a megaton of additional features, this simply cannot be a better value for what you get and that, in addition to the 26 hours of the actual programming, you get an additional 10+ hours of extras.

    About the DVD:

    Unsurpassed as the definitive visual history of World War II, THE WORLD AT WAR is a powerful and devastating historical chronicle of battle, comprised of penetrating interviews with world and military leaders, and the ordinary men and women who endured the war from the home fronts, that give viewers a chilling, first-hand experience of the Second World War.

    Narrated by Academy Award winner Laurence Olivier, THE WORLD AT WAR is epic history at its absolute best.

    Special Features:

    Secretary to Hitler (Traudl Junge), The Two Deaths of Adolph Hitler, Warrior (archival interviews about combat), Hitler’s Germany: The People’s Community 1933-1939, Hitler’s Germany: Total War 1939-1945, The Final Solution Part One, The Final Solution Part 2, From War to Peace. Plus new shows Making the Series and Experiences of War (unseen interviews from the archives of the Imperial War Museum). Bios, photo galleries.

    VALHALLA RISING – DVD

    valI ought to only have to mention the Pusher Trilogy and Bronson. This thing should sell itself without me getting in the way.

    One was a crime thriller that was gritter than beach sand in your shoe and Bronson gave the world Tom Hardy.

    Filmmaker Nicholas Winding Refn has brought his unique vision of violence out of the streets and into the hills, and waiting arms, of the legendary Vikings. The movie’s plot is easy enough to understand: Mads Mikkelsen plays One Eye, a prisoner of some dirty Vikings who would like to use him for sport and leisure. What they weren’t counting on is this prisoner rising up and violently gaining his freedom where his quest enters a new phase when he incorporates himself into a band of soldiers looking to battle in the Crusades.

    What’s especially fun and unique about this film is that it is, without question, dark. It’s dank, gray, wet, and depressing but it adds to the overall appeal of the film which is that this is a movie that really brings back a certain violence that is reflective of the time. Like Deadwood, this film tries to at least, in a general way, get the period right. Never mind the finer details, what Refn gets kudos for is how visceral the punishments are in this movie. People are picked off and battled with in the most gory ways but there’s a little bit of poetry in the way Refn shoots it.

    Hopefully you pick this one up for someone itching for a satisfying gore-fest follow up to 300.

    About the DVD:

    Unsurpassed as the definitive visual history of World War II, THE WORLD AT WAR is a powerful and devastating historical chronicle of battle, comprised of penetrating interviews with world and military leaders, and the ordinary men and women who endured the war from the home fronts, that give viewers a chilling, first-hand experience of the Second World War.

    Narrated by Academy Award winner Laurence Olivier, THE WORLD AT WAR is epic history at its absolute best.

    Special Features:

    Secretary to Hitler (Traudl Junge), The Two Deaths of Adolph Hitler, Warrior (archival interviews about combat), Hitler’s Germany: The People’s Community 1933-1939, Hitler’s Germany: Total War 1939-1945, The Final Solution Part One, The Final Solution Part 2, From War to Peace. Plus new shows Making the Series and Experiences of War (unseen interviews from the archives of the Imperial War Museum). Bios, photo galleries.

    DOLLHOUSE: THE COMPLETE SECOND SEASON – Blu-ray

    dollhouse-2-blu-rayI didn’t know the first thing about this series before putting it into my player but man did I rush out and get season one as soon as I was halfway through this.

    I can understand why this show did get canceled based on how unique and high concept the show was but it shouldn’t take away from the fact that it was a very smart show. If anyone needs any indication of where smart gets you on Fox you need only look at where Arrested Development went and have all your questions answered. Dollhouse is that unique property where brains meet ambition and you can see how lush this environment is when you see it as the flower of Joss Whedon’s imagination. The mix of sci-fi and quick action in this season make this a curious question mark about where else smart television needs to go if this is the result.

    If this season was any indication of how well future seasons were going to go then it’s a shame I am reviewing this set as the final entry for it had great promise of being a program that could have had staying power if it just could have found the right people to support it.

    If you’re going to get this season, and you should, do yourself a favor and throw in season one just to complete the series.

    About the release:

    From creative mastermind Joss Whedon comes the second and final season of the sexy, suspenseful thriller Dollhouse on Blu-ray and DVD October 12 from Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment. The collectible set includes all 13 episodes of Dollhouse, a limited edition exclusive comic book, and bonus audio commentary by Joss Whedon and series writers Jed Whedon and Maurissa Tancharoen.

    Joss Whedon’s take on the ultimate identity theft follows a cast of Actives, or Dolls, who serve as agents of Dollhouse, an illegal underground organization providing elite clientele with programmable human beings. Personality imprints allow Actives to temporarily become anyone or anything – the perfect burglar, lover, spy or assassin. When the mission is completed, memories are wiped clean. The all-star Dollhouse cast is led by Eliza Dushku as Echo (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Tru Calling, Angel) and Tahmoh Penikett as Paul Ballard (Battlestar Galactica).

    Disc Features
    The Dollhouse Season Two four-disc DVD or three-disc Blu-ray collection includes a retrospective with Joss Whedon and cast roundtable about the series. A gag reel and deleted scenes from top episodes are also included. Disc contents include episodes 1-13: “Vows,” “Instinct,” “Belle Chose,” “Belonging” and “The Public Eye,” “The Left Hand,” “Meet Jane Doe,” “A Love Supreme,” “Stop-Loss” and “The Attic,” “Getting Closer,” The Hollow Men,” and “Epitaph 2: The Return.”

    The complete 13 episodes of the final season are presented in wide screen format with English, 5.1 DTS sound and English, Spanish, French and Portuguese subtitles.

    Dollhouse Comic Book
    Each Blu-ray and DVD comes with a 28 page exclusive limited edition comic book by Dark Horse Comics. Jed Whedon and Maurissa Tancharoen, joined by longtimeBuffy the Vampire Slayer artist Cliff Richards, take us on an intricate trip through the precise moment when the Active technology went global, and how the protagonists from Epitaph One and Two narrowly avoided death, and worse. Jed Whedon and Maurissa Tancharoen wrote the Epitaph episodes of Dollhouse Seasons One and Two, and currently write for the Starz series Spartacus. This is their first work in comics. Artist Cliff Richards has drawn more Joss Whedon-related comics than any other artist, including issues of Buffy Season Eight.”

    SKELETONS – DVD

    5125q1wzcl_sl500_aa300_This movie is a riot so go forth and buy a copy of this. Literally, the answer to any anglophile in your life who thinks they know it all when it comes to the most brilliant comedy to come out this year.

    Something of a mix between a flat out comedy by way of dry humor and a science fiction yarn, Skeletons is a movie that you never knew you wanted to see until it was right in front of your eyes. If you were to ask for a modern day Laurel and Hardy and give them British accents, this would be the result.

    Ed Gaughan and Andrew Buckley are our mismatched pair and who have the kind of chemistry usually reserved for lusty actresses and their handsome beaus. These two are neither yet this story about a couple of schmoes who go into people’s homes in order to literally exercise the skeletons in their closet. They do so with the kind of aplomb usually reserved for those getting their oil changed but I found myself laughing consistently at this Ricky Gervais/Carl Pilkington match-up between the guy who thinks he knows it all and the guy who can’t wait to mess things up.

    The plot, at its essence, is basically that these two fellows are great at finding these skeletons and revealing the information of what was found to the people who have let them in their homes but there is one case where things don’t go well and proves to be a challenge to these guys. Now, that’s very reductive, I know, but please watch this short video which gives you a 50,000 view of the plot. I don’t want to spoil anything about a movie I am sure will be someone else’s discovered treasure. I don’t want to give anything else anyway.

    So, if you’re looking for something else besides the buddy films of Nick Frost and Simon Pegg, this could be the one you haven’t been looking for.

    About the release:

    SKELETONS, Edinburgh International Film Festival’s Best British Film of 2010, and written and directed by Derbyshire based Nick Whitfield and shot entirely on location in the county,
    tells the story of Davis and Bennett, a mismatched pair of travelling salesman in the business of cleaning skeletons from closets. Together they travel across Britain, wandering in and out of other people’s lives, performing the “˜Procedure’ whereby hidden secrets and lies are exposed. They literally bring the skeletons out of the closet.

    In June SKELETONS was awarded the Edinburgh International Film Festival’s prestigious Michael Powell Award for Best New British Feature Film. The Edinburgh International Film Festival’s jury, headed by veteran actor Sir Patrick Stewart, was unanimous in its decision, commenting: “Nick Whitfield’s debut feature SKELETONS best exemplifies the spirit of Michael Powell in its original vision and dark humour”

    KISSES – DVD

    kissesYou simply could not do better when it comes to finding a movie about two kids who find each other.

    What is so brilliant about filmmaker Lance Daly’s take on a tale about two kids who run away with one another is how the film feels more like a love letter to the city of Dublin, that it shows how perilous it can be while also showcasing its dazzling attractiveness. These two kids who find themselves caught in a world after dark, far away from the soft comforts of home, are a real charm as well. One wants to be hardcore while the other is looking for someone to lean on but what ends up happening is that they both find something in each other that they need: comfort.

    It’s by no means a movie without some tough love but what you have here is simply a mesmerizing portrayal of what happens when you just can’t face what life hands you anymore and you don’t have anything else to hang onto. There is someone waiting to help but it never is quite as easy as asking, as Daly shows us.

    I could not recommend this movie enough to buy for someone needing a reason to believe in the power of hope.

    About the film:

    On the fringes of Dublin two kids, Kylie and Dylan, live in a suburban housing estate devoid of life, colour and the prospect of escape. Kylie lives with five other siblings and her overworked mother. Next door, Dylan lives in the shadow of an alcoholic father and the memory of an elder brother who ran away from home two years earlier.

    After a violent altercation with his father, Dylan runs away from home and Kylie decides to run away with him. Together they make their way to the magical night time lights of inner city Dublin, to search for Dylan’s brother, and in the hope of finding, through him, the possibility of a new life.

    Lance Daly’s vision of Dublin, as seen through the innocent eyes of our protagonists, is a kaleidoscope of magic, wonder and mystery. But as the night wears on, and Dublin takes on a darker character, the two kids have to rely on the kindness of strangers, the advice of Bob Dylan and their trust in each other to survive the night.

    AVATAR: EXTENDED COLLECTORS EDITION – DVD

    ava515fr7odmhl_sl500_aa300_James Cameron is, if nothing else, thorough.

    What I learned while going through this re-release on DVD was how wide he cast the net for what was, by all accounts, one of the biggest films ever made. While I can’t say that watching it for a third time did anything for me I was remarkably impressed by how much back story he put into this film. One thing you cannot knock the guy for is his endless passion to get it right and when I delved into all the special features of this DVD set it was clear that his vision was executed the exact way he wanted. You cannot be anything but amazed at the efforts he took to not only technically get it right but in thinking about the small things that surrounded the creation of this story.

    Even though this was a DVD release that I saw the visuals are really something to behold and take in. I can only imagine what it looks like in Blu-ray in how he captured lights and darks and colors of all kinds. I recommend this one solely for those who not only liked the film but those who want hours of additional footage showing you why he is indeed king of the world.

    About the re-release:

    Director James Cameron is unlocking the secrets of Pandora and taking fans on a guided tour of his vision with the highly anticipated release of AVATAR Extended Collector’s Edition on Blu-ray and DVD releasing November 16th in North America and rolling out internationally from November 15th. These exclusive Extended Collector’s Editions come with iconic, collectible packaging to get fans to experience Pandora like never before. With three versions of the film, AVATAR fans will get an all-new extended cut of the film and hours of never-before seen material including over 45 minutes of amazing deleted scenes!

    “I told our team — let’s do the ultimate box set of Avatar, with everything in it the fans could possibly want. There’s an extended length cut that’s sixteen minutes longer, plus documentaries, behind the scenes featurettes, artwork and over 45 minutes of deleted scenes. Everything worth putting into a special edition is in this set,” said James Cameron.

    The three-disc AVATAR Extended Collector’s Edition Blu-ray and Theatrical Special Edition Re-Release DVD will both feature the original theatrical release, a special edition re-release, family audio track with all objectionable language removed and new collector’s extended cut with sixteen more minutes including an exclusive alternate opening Earth scene. Viewers will journey to the depths of Pandora with filmmakers during “Capturing Avatar” an in-depth feature length documentary covering the 16 year filmmaker journey including all new interviews with James Cameron, Jon Landau and cast and crew exploring James Cameron’s unique vision for the film seen by more than 310 million people worldwide. The Oscar and Golden Globe winning epic is the highest grossing film of all time, taking in over $2.7 billion in worldwide box office. It is also the top-selling Blu-ray disc of all time.

    The AVATAR Extended Collector’s Edition Blu-ray will also have even more bonus material and interactive viewing. Through the unparalleled, interactive technology of Blu-ray, fans can dive further into the world of the Na’vi and experience the #1 international sensation from behind the scenes, with a “master class” on the production of the film. Leveraging the interactivity of Blu-ray, viewers can experience the full film in three stages of production: Performance Capture, Template (1990’s video game version) and Final as well as a composite of all stages in “Pandora’s Box”. This will be supported with interviews by Jim Cameron and the filmmakers and serve as a “master class” on the making of AVATAR.

    Contents:

    Disc One

    Original Theatrical Version

    Special Edition Re-Release

    Collector’s Extended Cut

    16 more minutes and exclusive alternate opening

    Family Audio Track (All Objectionable Language Removed)

    Original Theatrical Release

    Special Edition Re-release

    Disc Two

    “Capturing Avatar” An in-depth feature length documentary with James Cameron, Jon Landau and cast and crew

    Deleted Scenes ““ including over 45 minutes of new never-before-seen deleted scenes

    Production Materials

    Disc Three

    Open “Pandora’s Box” and go deeper into the filmmaker process

    Interactive Scene Deconstruction: Explore the various stages of production through 3 different viewing modes

    Production Shorts: 17 featurettes covering performance capture, scoring the film, 3D fusion camera, stunts and much more

    Avatar Archives including original scriptment, 300 page screenplay and the extensive Pandorapedia

    BD-live Portal with additional bonus materials

    AVATAR Collector’s Edition: 3-Disc Special Edition DVD:

    Disc One

    Original Theatrical Version

    Special Edition Re-release

    Collector’s Extended Cut

    16 more minutes and exclusive alternate opening

    Disc Two

    Original Theatrical Version

    Special Edition Re-release

    Collector’s Extended Cut

    Disc Three

    “Capturing Avatar” An in-depth feature length documentary with James Cameron, Jon Landau and cast and crew

    Deleted Scenes ““ including over 45 minutes of new never-before-seen deleted scenes


    LENNONYC – DVD

    lennonycI’m not a big Beatles fan but I appreciated this film.

    Understanding why Lennon called New York City home is an interesting angle to take as we unceremoniously celebrate the 30th year of this man’s brutal death by a deranged fan. While I’m an even bigger non fan of Double Fantasy this is nonetheless a gripping expose on the life of a guy who wanted to make his home in the middle of a place where raising a family wasn’t the most healthy of endeavors. Still crawling with the more seedier elements Lennon was nonetheless a polarizing figure in the fight against an unjust war, his vocal opposition most likely the reason Nixon wanted him deported, and his notion that there was still great beauty in this world makes this not so much a portrait of a Beatle who was starting a new life in America but of a man who was looking to make his life in America, a place he held so dearly. Moving and poignant, the documentary is a true examination of what it meant to be an artist in New York.

    About the film:

    This fall, as the world remembers John Lennon on what would have been his 70th birthday, and the 30th anniversary of his death, LENNONYC takes an intimate look at the time Lennon, Yoko Ono and their son, Sean, spent living in New York City during the 1970s.

    “New York became a part of who John and I were,” said Ms. Ono. “We couldn’t have existed the same way anywhere else. We had a very special relationship with the city, which is why I continue to make this my home, and I think this film captures what that time was like for us very movingly.”

    “The period that Lennon lived with his family in New York is perhaps the most tender and affecting phase of his life as a public figure,” said Susan Lacy, series creator and executive producer of American Masters as well as a producer of the Lennon film. “Just as the generation that had grown up with the Beatles was getting a little older and approaching a transitional time in their lives as they started families, they saw this reflected in Lennon as he grew from being a rock star icon into a real flesh and blood person.”

    “I have long been moved by the honesty and directness of John’s music,” said Michael Epstein, LENNONYC director, producer and writer. “And, by using never-before heard studio talkback of John from this period, I think I was able to give the viewer a window into John Lennon that had not been put to film before.”

    Following the breakup of the Beatles, Lennon and Ono moved to New York City in 1971, where Lennon sought to escape the mayhem of the Beatles era and focus on his family and private life. At the same time, he created some of the most acclaimed songs and albums of his career, most of them written at his apartment at The Dakota on Manhattan’s Upper West Side, including Mind Games, Whatever Gets You Thru the Night, I’m Losing You, and Woman. He also remained highly active in the anti-war movement as well as numerous other progressive political causes.

    As much as New York made an impact on Lennon and Ono by offering them an oasis of personal and creative freedom, so too did they shape the city. At a time when New York faced record high crime, economic fallout and seemed to be on the verge of collapse, Lennon and Ono became a beloved fixture in neighborhood restaurants, at Central Park, at sports events and at political demonstrations.

    Lennon and Ono also bonded with millions of their fellow New Yorkers in their experience as immigrants. The film traces their struggle to remain in the U.S. when the Nixon administration sought to deport them, supposedly based on a narcotics violation, but which Lennon insisted was in response to his anti-war activities.

    LENNONYC features never-before heard studio recordings from the Double Fantasy sessions and never-before-seen outtakes from Lennon in concert and home movies that have only recently been transferred to video. It also features exclusive interviews with Ms. Ono, who cooperated extensively with the production and offers an unprecedented level of access, as well as with artists who worked closely with Lennon during this period, including Elton John and photographer Bob Gruen (who took the iconic photograph of Lennon in front of the skyline wearing a “New York City” t-shirt).

    SPACE 1999 – Blu-ray

    space1999_s1_blu_eThis was one amazing television series.

    I’m not recommending this to anyone who doesn’t already appreciate the finer qualities of mid seventies conceptions of what space was as it was seen through the eyes of television producers. Now, apart from the models that look extremely suspect, background equipment that seems like it was crafted with a bunch of bright light bulbs and decoupage, and outfits that border on laughable this was nonetheless a brilliant watch. The examination of the nature of man and the oddities that these space explorers encounter on their quest to explore the universe is the real attraction here. This television show was ahead of its time as episodes take a more frank and serious approach to space exploration that doesn’t once involve hi-jinks of any kind. A must for any fan of the series, knows of the series, or has an affection for a television show that supposes that if there really were space explorers they would probably be just as serious as these individuals were.

    About the Blu-ray:

    In the year 1999, a spectacular explosion at a lunar nuclear waste dump sends the moon out of Earth’s orbit. In this seminal sci-fi series from producer Gerry Anderson (Thunderbirds, UFO), the men and women of Moonbase Alpha are suddenly propelled on a treacherous journey across the universe in search of extraordinary new worlds. Left with no way home, the Earthling citizens are forced to embark upon the greatest adventure of their lives, encountering bizarre life forms and strange phenomena as they struggle to survive among the awe-inspiring wonders of outer space.

    All 24 first season episodes of this acclaimed space adventure have been restored in stunning high definition and presented with newly-created 5.1 surround soundtracks, and hours of brand-new bonus features.

    With its progressive plotlines, an outstanding cast, and astonishing special effects from Oscar® winner Brian Johnson (Alien, The Empire Strikes Back), SPACE: 1999 has secured its place as one of the most thought-provoking series of the 20th century – and beyond.

    DISC 1: Breakaway / Matter of Life and Death / Black Sun / Ring Around the Moon / Earthbound
    DISC 2: Another Time, Another Place / Missing Link / Guardian of Piri / Force of Life / Alpha Child
    DISC 3: The Last Sunset / Voyager’s Return / Collision Course / Death’s Other Dominion / The Full Circle
    DISC 4: End Of Eternity / War Games / The Last Enemy / The Troubled Spirit / Space Brain
    DISC 5: The Infernal Machine / Mission Of The Darians / Dragon’s Domain / Testament Of Arkadia
    DISC 6: Bonus Features

    5.1 surround sound audio for each episode, along with the original mono
    Audio commentaries
    Music-only tracks
    Behind-the-scenes featurettes
    Episodic image galleries for all episodes
    Trailers
    Textless titles
    Barry Gray’s theme music demo
    Alternate opening/closing titles
    Martin Landau and Barbara Bain US premier intro and outro
    SFX plates and deleted SFX scenes with music track

    Amazon.com
    When it was first broadcast in 1975, there had never been a more lavishly produced science fiction TV series than Thunderbirds creators Gerry and Sylvia Anderson’s Space: 1999, a British production whose budget for the first of its two seasons ran an astounding 3.25 million pounds. What keeps us fans enthralled after all these years has only partly to due with the first-rate production values, the plausibly constructed spaceship models, and expert special effects. The tone of the show is one of scientific dispassion, setting it apart from its TV sci-fi predecessors such as Star Trek, whose mood was more convivial. Our heroes here are in dire circumstances that require cool heads as a survival trait. Those circumstances: the 311 crew members of Moonbase Alpha–including Commander John Koenig (Martin Landau), Chief Medical Officer Dr. Helena Russell (Landau’s Mission: Impossible costar and then-wife Barbara Bain), and Professor Victor Bergman (Barry Morse, who relentlessly pursued David Janssen on The Fugitive)–experience a cataclysm that causes the moon to break away from Earth’s orbit and travel endlessly through space, turning our heroes into unintentional explorers. No TV series has created a more palpable feel of hard science fiction than this.

    Of course the show is not without its detractors; it has been soundly lambasted for its many scientific errors. No less august a figure than Isaac Asimov criticized the show for its premise in the opening episode, “Breakaway,” which had nuclear explosions on the “dark side of the moon” somehow propelling it out of Earth’s orbit and flying through space without regard to any physical laws. In “Earthbound,” aliens traveling to Earth state it will take them 75 years to reach their destination, making one wonder why it didn’t take the moon that long to encounter the aliens. While these are serious complaints, fans tend to remember the scientific seriousness of the series and the sense of awe created by the many strange creatures and phenomena that the crew members encounter on their journey through the galaxy. –Jim Gay

    Billy The Exterminator: Season 1 and 2 – DVD

    billy2I won’t explain myself any further than to say I dig this show when it’s on my DVR and managed to get me through many a sleepless night with my newborn. Sometimes a reality show doesn’t have to be angry or controversial, sometimes all it needs to do is be entertaining and Billy The Exterminator certainly is.

    Yes, the series formula is basically Billy going out and saving someone from any number of creature invasions. That’s it. But I dug it and I dug watching these DVDs. I probably should be embarrassed but at 2 in the morning there isn’t anything I’m embarrassed of.

    About the DVD:

    Follow the fearless and funny Billy Bretherton as he attempts to balance life at home with the drama of running one of the busiest pest removal companies in Louisiana.

    In the pest management industry for over 15 years, Billy runs Vexcon the only pest removal team in the state that handles all types of animal removal with support from his wacky but lovable family: kid brother, Ricky; tough-as-nails father, Bill Sr.; sassy office manager and mom Donnie; and beloved wife, Mary. Whether it s a giant 8-foot alligator walking down an affluent street, baby raccoons inside the wall of an office, 70,000 bats who call a stadium home, or a wild pet-eating bobcat, Billy and his family get the job done with enough skill, energy and wit to keep even the most squeamish viewers wanting more. A former U.S. Air Force Sergeant, Billy has taken a militaristic approach to pest control and is emerging a winner.

    billy11BILLY THE EXTERMINATOR: SEASON ONE contains all 13 episodes from the debut season on 2 DVDs.

    DISC 1 (7 episodes): Goth Bees & Killer Coons / Snake in the Closet / There’s A Gator in My Boat / Kitty Corpse Cleanup / Gator Park Swarm / Possums in the Wall / Llama-Eating Gators

    DISC 2 (6 episodes): Psycho Raccoon/Killer Spiders / Raccoon Haunting / Tattoo Rattlesnake / Bobcat Invasion / Extreme Roaches/Busy Beaver / Skunks and Mice and Snakes Oh My / Bonus

    BONUS FEATURES: Featurettes: About Billy, Billy s Words of Wisdom, Billy the Storyteller, Meet the Family, Donnie

    Season 2 of BILLY THE EXTERMINATOR reunites viewers with the one and only Billy Bretherton as he tackles some of Louisiana’s creepiest, craziest pest problems.

    BILLY THE EXTERMINATOR: SEASON TWO contains all 21 episodes from the second season on 3 DVDs.

    DISC 1 (8 episodes): Funeral Home Snake / Attack of the Trash Can Raccoon / Snake Invader / Backyard Gator / Nursery Room Raccoon / Extreme Gator / Snakes in the Swamp / Bee Relocation

    DISC 2 (8 episodes): Raccoon Rescue / Bobcat & Yellow Jacket / Spider Invasion / Attack of the 15 Foot Snake / Squirrels in the Attic / Rattlesnake Combat / Bat Attack / Deadly Snake on the Loose

    DISC 3 (5 episodes): 9 Foot Gator! / When Squirrels Attack! / Sprayed by a Skunk! / Python on the Prowl / Billy Goes to the Gulf (one-hour) / Bonus

    BONUS FEATURES: Featurettes: About Billy, Billy’s Tips; Behind-the-Scenes

    RoboGeisha – DVD

    robogeishaHave a friend who won’t shut up about the superiority of Asian cinema or that special someone in your life who just doesn’t get what is up with those wacky kids in the Far East? This film will please both of these people while making them wonder what in the world is wrong with you for buying such a thing.

    I can’t really put into words how awesome this movie is when you consider that all you need to know about what exactly makes this movie great is that it’s an exploitation film of an exploitation film. It’s about an army of Geisha assassins and school girls and projectiles that hurl out of the backsides of young women and it’s really wonky special effects with it all coalescing into a narrative that defies logic and propriety.

    I loved it.

    It defies gravity at times, it absolutely defies logic, but it’s a movie where if you’re into sword play, ass play, sexually suggestive violence then this is for you. Here is the trailer

    About the DVD:

    Yoshie, the younger and ill-treated sister of a renowned Geisha, is discovered to have natural strength and fighting ability. She’s recruited into an army of Geisha assassins by the rich and powerful owner of a steel-works, Kageno. During training large (and interesting) parts of their bodies are altered into weaponry directly linked to their brains. Yoshie soon realizes that Kagenos real plan is to have his robotic castle throw a new and very powerful nuclear bomb into the centre of Fuji-san, effectively destroying Japan entirely. With the help of other ‘Kageno defectors’, she sets out to stop him and his Tengu warriors.

  • Trailer Park: Andrew Jarecki of ALL GOOD THINGS

    By Christopher Stipp

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    Andrew Jarecki – Interview

    You need to see this movie.

    I know, the din from all the Oscar bait is much too loud to ignore but, I implore you, do what  you can to see an emotionally evocative film that takes the “ripped from the headlines” to a whole new level. At the center of a very real murder mystery is Ryan Gosling who plays David Marks, a man who may or may not have killed his wife. Whether he did or not is where this film departs from so many procedurals where the outcome is the one thing that’s needed by an audience who has to know, unequivocally, whether the accused did it or not. You will not get that satisfaction here as the real pleasure comes in the form of Gosling who is downright riveting in an Oscar worthy performance portraying a man who is beset on all sides by ambition, by love, by raw passion.

    The brilliance comes in, you understand, by Jarecki who never once wants to make this man seem like a monster who is obviously capable of murder, capable of making his wife vanish. Jarecki, who directed one of the greatest documentaries of the 21st century, Capturing the Friedmans, brings that same sensibility here as we focus on what is in front of us and not what we can infer. It’s the attention to detail, of making this period piece actually feel like the time in which we’re experiencing these events, that elevates this from a simple drama to a dynamic entry into an already congested list of films that need to be looked at when it comes time to handing out little gold statues. From Frank Langella, Kirsten Dunst, even Kristen Wiig the performances are uniformly spectacular.

    Jarecki spoke with me recently about the film and its production. All Good Things is out today.

    all_good_things_movie_poster_01CHRISTOPHER STIPP:  Thank you for talking with me.  I just got a chance to see the movie over the weekend and loved it.  It was a great film and one that, just reading the synopsis it seems like I’ve seen this movie a dozen times before but this one really felt fresh.

    JARECKI: It’s hard to come up with a one liner to describe this movie, I have to say.

    (Laughs)

    CS:  What made you think that there was a movie to be made out of this story?

    JARECKI: I’ve always been fascinated by monster stories.

    Often because when you see someone who has been described in awful ways and in the past has been painted as a one dimensional figure, when you get more deeply into it you find that that person is much more complex and human than you originally thought.  That was certainly the case here and as I started to research the original story, the story about Robert Durst, I found so much depth to it that it was clear to me that this was something that had never been told ““ even though there’s been thousands of pages of newsprint written about the story and there had been hours and hours of tabloid television shows about it over the last 30 years – nobody had a picture of what might have happened, particularly early on in this relationship.  In the early stages this was a couple that was in love and who had great hopes and plans for the future and nobody ever sets out to have this path in their lives but it happens that they go on different journeys than what they had expected.

    CS:  I know we spend a lot of time following Ryan Gosling through this. He actually provided some depth to this man but you position it to where we actually like him on some level, to listen to what he is saying.  Was it tough for you to break that shell and to make him more of a ““ you might not feel great sympathy towards him – sympathetic character?

    JARECKI: Yes, I think you have to feel his sense of humanity.  And I also think that, in terms of characters in film or drama or literature that are not instantly appealing to us, there is always that feeling that even if we don’t actually love this person as long as somebody that we love loves that person.  So once you know that Kirsten Dunst’s character is in love with this man, which she clearly is, we have stakes in that relationship ““ that we care what happens.

    CS:  Did you have any influence with Marcus Hinche and Marc Smerling who helped co-write the story?  Were they the ones who crafted this script by themselves and came to you with it or did you help shepherd it in any way?

    JARECKI: We all started the movie together and then we all went out ““ the very first step was that we all went out researching the story and getting into the relationships and discussions with people who had known the families and done business with the family and were friendly with the couple and had been part of the investigation.  We really met over 100 people who had something to do with the story, the case and the couple.  In the course of that we began to develop an idea of what the movie would be, which we worked on together.  So we started developing a script together.  The director, certainly in this case because I had initiated the contact with my partner Marc, and then we put Marcus into it, it was pretty democratic and free flowing process.

    CS:  I didn’t realize that your last full length film, Capturing the Friedmans, had come out over a half decade ago.  Were you just waiting for a movie like this to come along?

    JARECKI: It’s probably taken me a long time to observe the story and try to get a take on it because this is a story that had never been made into a movie and, in fact, even when it’s been explained in one way or another on television they always take a piece of the story because it’s very hard to convey 30 years of history and these three presumed murders over 30 years of this very large block of someone’s life.  It’s just a difficult thing to do and a lot of the time is compressing the history.  You can say, well it Andrew it took you 5 years to make this movie, which it really did.  It took about 2 years to write the screenplay and then it took about 3 years to get the movie made.  Aren’t you glad I didn’t make you sit through the whole 30 years?

    (Laughs)

    For me, I’m not in a hurry that’s for sure.  I know it would be fun to work on a movie very quickly.  I think I might have that in me but historically I’ve wanted to do all this homework first.  So as a kid, maybe it was ingrained into me by my father who has a lot in common with Sanford Marks.

    CS:  It’s funny that you bring that point up.  I am reminded of a great film I saw this year which was The Red Riding Trilogy. It spans years and years and years but it’s broken up into 3 films.  Was it ever a thing to you that if it wasn’t a movie this maybe a mini-series for HBO?  They might like something like that, or did it ever come to a point where you thought that maybe this could be longer than just 90 minutes?

    JARECKI: I remember when we made Capturing the Friedmans. We had a 5 ½ hour version of the movie.  And I have to say it was extremely logical.  I was living in Rome at the time and we showed it to groups of people and people never said I’m done after 2 hours.  They said, can I get a glass of water and sit back down.  So, I think there is always a much fuller version of the story that you can tell but at the same time I think the challenge here was to try, in a relatively short period of time, convey a lot of emotional history and so it felt to me that we could ultimately get it to the length of a feature film and that was probably the right way to do it.

    CS:  Obviously, it worked.  Talking to Frank, Kirsten, and Ryan, did you convey that to them or did you lean on them as actors, let them read the material and act the way they saw fit?

    JARECKI: I direct a lot of theater and I’m a big believer that the actors bring a huge amount of the work we put into the character and it’s very much a collaborative process and if you cast the actors right you are lucky to be working with actors who have the capabilities like Ryan and Kirsten and Frank and some of the other people.  We took some big risks in this movie like we cast the part of Deborah Lehrman who is in her 20’s when we meet and her and then later is in her 50’s.  We cast this 25 year old girl, Lily Rabe, because we thought she could do it ““ play the character and play the same character 30 years later and I think she did.  She transformed herself.  Physically, her body becomes decrepit.  She’s fundamentally different.  She has a bad hip and she walks funny and a lot of these things happen in a way that I think is true to the way people age and how people evolve.  So we were really lucky to have this group and I think lucky that they all took their jobs very seriously.  Then we also did something unusual.  Somebody said “I guess you’ll be wanting some rehearsal time” and I said, “Yes, about 2 months.”

    Everybody really laughed at that and they said, “This is not a play.  These actors are very busy and they have other jobs that they’re doing and it’s going to be crazy and to even consider the possibility that you would have them in New York for 2 months before you start shooting a movie.”  So I said, “Alright.”  Then I called Ryan and I called Kirsten and they said “When do you want us there?” and I said,  “How about a few weeks ““ that would give us 2 months to rehearse?” They said OK.  So I realize that was fortunate because they were in a position to do it ““ they could have been in the middle of some other movie but they weren’t.  They were excited about that idea ““ about giving the movie the rehearsal period that it needed.

    CS:  How did production on the film translate?  I know documentary filmmaking obviously would lend something as to how you shot this film.  Did you find it was a smooth transition?

    600full-andrew-jareckiJARECKI: For me I was comfortable working with the actors.  I like actors a lot.  I knew what they would bring.  I thought a lot visually about how we wanted the film to look.  We joined forces with the cinematographer that had lots of experience because if I had an idea for how I wanted to say something I wanted someone that had the chops to say that’s not going to work or I have an even better idea.

    Michael Seresin shot Angela’s Ashes, Midnight Express, a Harry Potter movie, he is an extraordinary talent and someone that helped us visualize the story so that everything was speaking the same direction so that the style of the movie was visually was properly married to the subject.

    CS:  Yes, it’s gorgeous.  It literally is like walking into another decade.

    JARECKI: Yes, thanks.  The period was so important ““ just getting the period right without getting hokey.  Michael Clancy who is the costume designer ““ not only did he go way beyond the regular costume ““ he had a huge collection of his own vintage 40’s, 50’s, 60’s, and 70’s, were original pieces ““ he said the problem of early 70’s is that things can get pretty clownish.  People tend to overdue 70’s.  The 70’s was a clownish period ““ like what John Travolta wore.  So that period that was properly done but was reserved enough without looking ridiculous.

    CS:  It was very subtle.  That comes across.

    JARECKI: And in Kirsten’s case ““ the early 70’s ““ she’s very knowledgeable herself and she knows that it’s a big part of the character that here’s a girl that comes from this modest background in Long Island and comes to New York City and meets this incredibly wealthy, young man from this huge real estate family and when we first meet her she is in this very simple sundress and clearly nothing appropriate to wear to dinner at Gracie Mansion and within a few years she has become much more sophisticated and see her style evolve as she gets more confidence in herself.  And that was an important part of the evolution.  Even Ryan’s character.  He rebels in some way but at the same time he becomes more strapped into the jacket and tie that his father wants him to wear.  In the beginning we see him as a much more free spirit.

  • Trailer Park: THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN: THE COMPLETE SERIES Review/Giveaway & THE STUNT MAN

    By Christopher Stipp

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    The Six Million Dollar Man – DVD Review and Contest

    picture1The thing about having a newborn which many people don’t appreciate, is the ample amount of time that you have late at night to watch something like this. Regular DVDs are mere appetizers compared to the hearty stew that was this atomic collection of the best action television of the 1970’s. I mean, there is no question that this is a series is a MUST BUY for any fan of nostalgia television and who remembers this series for what it was: fun television.

    Forget about the shows that had people boarding boats and falling in love or little men pointing at aircraft and announcing their arrival, what The Six Million Dollar Man was a show that had a real super hero at its core. It was a comic book super hero series without it ever being labeled as such. What you had in Lee Majors who plays Steve Austin, an astronaut who is rebuilt from the ground up after a bad accident. Everyone knows the story because it’s reiterated during the show’s opening every week and it’s really the primary reason why this series lasted as long as it did.

    tv_sim02_40024_0101medWhereas you had some series have to build up a mythos and construct its fiction every week with this opening we were treated to a series that needed none of that. Storylines were begun and ended every week with no need to carry over from one week to the next. There is something to be said for television writing that knew what people wanted and it did week after week in a format that has been eschewed in recent years. There ought to have been nothing wrong with having nearly zero carryover from week to week but watching dozens of episodes in a row, which I don’t recommend because these little gems should be savored and not pounded through like a delicious collection of shots that are lined up for your consumption. I was punchy by the end of my viewing, only being able to get through a couple of the “reunion” shows that showcased the Bionic Woman and other weaker entries into a series that would not go down quietly.

    What’s more about this series is that, like I mentioned above, the writing was something that was indicative of the time period. You had episodes where you had a villainous character only to have Steve get involved with kicking some butt and taking care of things. Repeat dozens of times, and mix in some manufactured scenarios where guest stars of 70’s were wedged within plot lines and you’ve got yourself a great excuse to indulge in the sugary goodness of a character that would go on to be plastered on all sorts of products. It’s ironic that Majors’ face was everywhere but within the series you can tell where they were limited by budget with the kinds of effects that were used. It didn’t take away from the series at all, seeing where the show’s producers cut corners, but it’s just amusing that the benefit of time helps to illuminate these kinds of things.

    The series comprehensiveness is only topped by the extras that help couch the series’ importance as a piece of televised pop culture. Yes, it was light on depth and emotional resonance of any kind but the reason why the 6MDM has endured for as long as it has, Lee Majors popping in movies like Scrooged as his stronger alter ego, the synthetic bionic noise so indicative of his power used every now and then in multitudes of programs, is because it tapped into something. It tapped into the idea that one man could be strong enough to overcome any obstacle, helped by the burgeoning field of science and technology. It’s a product of the late 60’s zeitgeist but that’s of no concern here. This series is about fun and excitement and there’s nothing that the passage of time can do to erase that.

    IN CELEBRATION OF THE RELEASE OF THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN: THE COMPLETE COLLECTION ON DVD I’M GIVING AWAY A COPY. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SEND ME AN E-MAIL TO CHRISTOPHER_STIPP@YAHOO.COM AND NAME ME ONE GUEST STAR WHO SHOWED UP DURING THE SHOW’S RUN. GOOD LUCK!

    About the DVD:

    Time Life ““ the home of such classic TV as GET SMART, THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E and THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS COMEDY HOUR ““ will debut a DVD collector’s set of one of the most eagerly-anticipated, previously unreleased TV classics with THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN: THE COMPLETE COLLECTION. Beginning September 14, this definitive set from one of the iconic pop culture smashes of the “˜70s will be available for pre-order exclusively online at 6MDM.com and will feature all five action-packed seasons never before available in the U.S. on any format, as well as a stunning collection of all-new extras certain to thrill fans both old and new.

    The muscular set — the 4th most requested unreleased show at TVShowsonDVD.com ““ will be housed in ultra-collectible packaging sporting an audio chip and eye-popping 3-D lenticular artwork. Across 40 DVDs, the complete series will feature all 100 digitally-preserved hour-long episodes ““ including three presented in their original 2-hour broadcast versions — all of which have been remastered from the original, uncut broadcast versions. The set also contains more than 17 hours of all-new bonus material specially created just for this collection, highlighted by new, in-depth interviews with Lee Majors (Col. Steve Austin) and Richard Anderson (Oscar Goldman) among others. Also included will be the three pilot TV movies (“The Six Million Dollar Man”, “Wine, Women and War”, “Solid Gold Kidnapping”), the three reunion TV movies (“The Return of the Six Million Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman”, “Bionic Showdown” (featuring Sandra Bullock) and “Bionic Ever After?”) and the never-before-released cross-over episodes of The Bionic Woman, all of which have also been digitally restored from the original source material.[i] Additionally, for the true completist, the set also contains the alternative syndicated edits of the pilot and reunion TV movies, which, when added together, makes for more than 30 unbelievable hours of bonus programming.

    As OSI did with astronaut Steve Austin, Time Life has the technology and capability to make the world’s most singular Six Million Dollar Man completist’s set ““ better”¦stronger…faster. Enhancing the series long-awaited release are countless hours of bonus features including intimate interviews with the cast and crew (including Lindsay Wagner (Jaime Sommers), executive producer Harve Bennett, and writer Kenneth Johnson). Also featured are a staggering seventeen original featurettes on everything from “Real Bionics: How Science Fiction Is Becoming Science Fact” and “The Bionic Sound Effects” to “The Search for Bigfoot” and “The Six Million Dollar Man’s Best Villains, Best Fights”; the two-part featurette “TV Goes Bionic: The Untold Story of The Six Million Dollar Man” which goes behind the scenes to explore the series like never before; and, several featurettes celebrating the series V.I.P. guest stars such as Lee’s then-wife, Farrah Fawcett-Majors (who made four guest appearances), Andre the Giant, Kim Basinger, Sonny Bono, Lou Gossett, Erik Estrada, Stefanie Powers, John Saxon, Cathy Rigby, William Shatner, Suzanne Somers and many more. Additionally, there’s audio commentary on six episodes by writer Kenneth Johnson and director Cliff Bole, and an interactive bonus entitled “Bionic Breakdown” that will allow fans the ability to click on Steve Austin’s eye, arm or legs to learn more about each one of his bionic enhancements; from night-vision to cauterizing veins to running speeds that exceed 65 miles per hour, “Colonel Austin’s” skills and abilities are catalogued here with episode clips as visual reference.

    One of the pop culture smashes of the “˜70s, THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN starred Lee Majors as Colonel Steve Austin, a top NASA pilot critically injured when his experimental spaceplane crashed. Oscar Goldman (Anderson), head of OSI, used Austin as a test subject for an experimental procedure, rebuilding his body using cybernetic technology, making him the world’s first bionic man. Now, Austin works for Goldman and the OSI, protecting the nation from myriad threats. Based on the novel Cyborg by Martin Caidin, THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN launched with several made-for-TV movies in 1973, which then spun off into a hit for ABC, running from January 1974 to March 1978. During its run, the program made Majors a pop culture icon, spawned three reunion shows, another series (The Bionic Woman, starring Lindsay Wagner) and thousands of licensed products, making THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN one of the defining TV shows of the “Me” decade.

    Worth Reviving: THE STUNT MAN – Ray Schillaci

    o_subs1Two iconic films would lose to one forgettable tearjerker in the Oscar race of 1980 and the Academy would, once again, end up being the losers on the film history end. This decision would only continue to verify that the Best Picture race was more about appealing to the masses, than announcing true genius at work. The films in question; Martin Scorsese’s revered classic, “Raging Bull,” one of the most revered cult movies of all time, Richard Rush’s “The Stunt Man” and Robert Redford’s weepy, “Ordinary People”.

    Rush’s “The Stunt Man” was a tour de force in bravado filmmaking, placing Hollywood under a microscope and exposing it for all it’s worth. It also gave us one of the most memorable performances since “Lawrence of Arabia” delivered by “Lawrence” himself, the great Peter O’Toole. And, the Academy in all their wisdom could not dismiss the talented Richard Rush having to give him a nomination nod as Best Director, but refused to give his picture the same courtesy.

    Rush’s poison pen letter to Hollyweird and all its pundits seen through the eyes of a Vietnam veteran and fugitive is an amazing piece of storytelling. There are far too many subtleties in this movie to simplify it with a normal and brief synopsis. I will stick to the basics and have you be surprised at every turn skillfully driven by director Rush, his cast and crew.

    Cameron, a veteran and fugitive on the run, accidently stumbles upon a movie shoot and sets the wheels in motion to become their next stunt man due to an unforeseen event. His sudden initiation with the fantasy of Hollywood and reality nearly merge into an adult version of “Alice in Wonderland” as Cameron, wide-eyed and innocent, plunges down the rabbit hole of the wonders of filmmaking and all its evil dalliances. The Mad Hatter is the megalomaniacal director, Eli Cross, played to the illustrious hilt by Peter O’Toole. He is part P.T. Barnum, the Devil and God all rolled into one.

    Cross is Cameron’s guide through the labyrinth. The director has no shame and is enamored with his own power over life and death. All who serve under him are his minions, puppets doing his bidding to bring the picture to fruition, budget and lives be damned. In the mix; a messed up actress, played scrumptiously by Barbra Hershey, a forlorn writer wonderfully portrayed by Allan Garfield and a no-nonsense police chief, the always wonderful Alex Rocco (most recognized as Moe Greene from “The Godfather”) who attempts to break through the several facades developed by Peter O’Toole’s, Eli Cross.

    There are so many great supporting parts that add so much depth to the story; it would be a shame to spoil it all for you. Steve Railsback (Helter Skelter ““ yes, Charles Manson) plays Cameron with a fine mix of unhinged angst and innocence. This is probably the performance of his career. He plays off everyone so well and you can’t help but side with him even though there may be a dangerous alter ego lurking somewhere deep inside.

    The film itself is a beautifully orchestrated fantastical tale that adeptly incorporates comedy, satire, a love story and action/adventure. It braves unfolding its tale in a twisted manner that some may find hard to keep up with, but that makes it all the more fun and worth the repeated viewings. Aside from the great directing, editing and cinematography, the film is anointed with one of the most fitting scores to a film I’ve heard in years. Dominic Frontiere, known primarily for his work in television, supplied a score that is as multi-faceted and complex as Rush’s directing and the film’s story. Leaping from love story to circus entertainer and then to sweeping adventure, Frontiere’s score nails the tone of the picture. Such a beautiful job on this, one has to wonder why he did not go onto other film scores.

    Of course, the same question can be asked of Richard Rush. With “The Stunt Man” being such a brilliant piece of work, why has the man not been given another chance? It was fourteen years later before he did another film, the Bruce Willis clunker, “Color of Night”. He only appeared to be a hired gun on that one. It makes one wonder if he did not burn some bridges when he basically made his swan song with “The Stunt Man”.

    I cannot recommend this film enough. It can be found at the usual rental houses, but what a joy if somebody had the guts to give it a revival on the big screen where it belongs with all its majesty. I guess the next best thing is to start a campaign to get it on Blu-Ray through Criterion. In the meantime, I suggest seeing the double disc version that includes the fascinating “The Sinister Saga of Making “The Stunt Man”.

    When looking back in film history and seeing the precious gems afforded us like “Raging Bull” and “The Stunt Man,” one cannot help but wonder where the Academy’s head was when they anointed Redford’s “Ordinary People” as Best Picture of 1980. It’s a touching film with Redford delivering a deft craftsmanship-like touch, but the material is close to being TV movie fodder in today’s time. It does not hold up well compared to either film. Check out all three films for yourself and see which of the two would be your desert island flick. I’d stay clear of the morose one and vacillate between the heavyweight (okay, Raging Bull was about a middleweight) and the fun, loopy ride provided by Richard Rush and company.

  • Trailer Park: Yony Leyser of William S. Burroughs: A Man Within

    By Christopher Stipp

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    Yony Leyser – Interview

    Watching a documentary on William S. Burroughs is kind of like opening your mind up like a flower waiting for a bumblebee to come and pollenate it. You know that in order to carry on, you need to have someone assist you in continuing down the path of evolving as a species. Burroughs was that bee. He was slight, unassuming, but wielded such a power as to be completely and totally dangerous.

    I hadn’t ever come into contact with his work until having this documentary, crafted together by director Yony Leyser, put in front of me to see exactly what kind man he was. Forget about what the media has built up around the perceived mystique of the man, what you think you know about him, as this documentary is informative as it is, at times, nonlinear. Burroughs’ sensibility lives in this documentary but it’s completely accessible. Through the wonderful lens of archival footage, interviews and excerpts from the man’s work this film is a loving testament to the enduring power of Burroughs’ strengths as a writer, a poet, and as someone acutely aware of what was happening in the world around him. I had a chance to talk to filmmaker Yony Leyser about the making of this movie and why John Waters is so delightful.

    William S. Burroughs: A Man Within is now playing.

    william_s_burroughs-_a_man_within-1288295074CHRISTOPHER STIPP:  Yony, it’s so nice to talk to you.  I saw the movie over the weekend and was mesmerized by it.

    YONY LEYSER: Great.  Thank you so much.

    CS:  You are so welcome.  Unfortunately, I’m not a hipster and can’t say I knew of his work and never interacted other than seeing Naked Lunch.  How did you come upon the idea that this would be a documentary that you would want to do?

    LEYSER: I read his work in high school.  I grew up in the suburbs of Chicago and Naked Lunch was the first thing I picked up.  It blew my mind. It opened a whole new world to me.

    CS:  I had no idea that the notion of the beats was manufactured, that it was something the media crafted and ran with.  You sort of explore that a little bit.  Did you feel that Burroughs ever felt comfortable with being labeled being part of that scene?

    LEYSER:  I don’t think he was, no.

    CS:  As you look on it and his work was it hard getting this film off the ground?

    LEYSER: Oh yes, absolutely.  I started to film in the spring and had no idea what I was undertaking.

    I worked on this film for many years.  I actually started in Lawrence, Kansas and then moved to New York.

    CS:  I was very taken by the amount of footage that you were able to get from various sources.  When you were doing the project, were people giving you these things or were you finding these things on your own?

    LEYSER: Yeah, a lot of it was just in people’s basements or junk drawers.

    CS:  Really?  They thought there was just no need for it, put it in a collection somewhere?

    LEYSER: Yeah, it was like, “What am I going to do with it?”

    CS:  I would imagine that there would be some sort of writing museum that would love to have it or some school that would love to own it.  With regard to the process of making this film — did you go to film school or did you just have a camera and say, “I want to interview some people about Burroughs?”

    LEYSER: Yes, I got a camera and started shooting and had no idea it would turn into what it turned into.  It was really all his friends that pushed it forward.

    yoniCS:  Was this an ongoing process?  Did you have another job?

    LEYSER: Yes, I had jobs and enrolled in school so I got my diploma while I was making the film.

    CS:  So on weekends, were you going places to get this done?

    LEYSER: Yeah.

    CS:  And I have to say this and I think he gets a bad rap but I’m a John Waters fan.  When he’s talking, the mind of that man is brilliant in the way he sees things is very matter of fact, no superfluousness.

    LEYSER: He’s brilliant”¦”¦Â  He nailed everything as soon as I asked.

    CS:  He makes it so people like me who are not familiar with his work become familiar, like I get it.  I understand.  The other people you got to interview for this, Laurie Anderson, Patti Smith, were they just as receptive as John was?

    LEYSER: I think John was unusually receptive.

    CS:  Did you find the narrative for the film difficult in terms of knowing where you wanted to start?

    LEYSER: Yes, I knew I didn’t want linear form but Ilko Davidov, our editor, helped with that a lot.

    CS:  When you started the editing process when you were like, “OK, I got what I needed, I have what I have.” How much footage did you have by the end of this?

    LEYSER: I had about 100 hours and cut it down to an hour and a half.

    CS:  Where do you start on a process like that?  Did you find you had to come up with the narrative yourself?

    LEYSER: I let his friends tell the story.  There wasn’t much time for me to edit but having a big time editor was very helpful.

    CS:  Were you sick of Burroughs at the end of this?

    LEYSER: He was such a complex, multifaceted, person.  Not only him but the influencers that he influenced.

    CS:  I noticed that the project started or at least had some part of this movie began on Kickstarter, which I have become very familiar with this year.  It seems to be a new way for filmmakers to get financial support without having to go to a man in a suit and tie.  Did you find that was a real positive way to help get your film financed?

    LEYSER: Yes, it was awesome.

    CS:  Were you looking for a lot?  5K?  10K?

    LEYSER: We weren’t looking for much but raised 150%.

    CS:  Was it knocking around any film festivals beforehand or did this go straight from finished product to getting it into their hands?

    LEYSER: It was a part of the film festival circuit extensively.

    CS:  I’m curious to know from this standpoint, now that you have this finished film, are you looking ahead to do another 5 year project?

    LEYSER: I have two films in the works but can’t talk about them yet.  One is a major documentary and one I hope  doesn’t take me 5 years.

    CS:  And the technical aspects of filmmaking”¦was it sort of a learn as you go, get the best camera you can find?

    LEYSER: I worked on a film set and I had a bunch of sound equipment.

    CS:  And the technical aspects, like framing, it’s quite wonderful to look at.  I would never has assumed that this would be anyone’s first film.  It’s a high compliment to you.

    LEYSER: Thank you much.

    CS:  Do you feel like you have lots to learn or found out that filmmaking really isn’t that difficult?

    LEYSER: I just went head first and learned so much like a doctorate degree.

    CS:  Any sort of ideas of lessons you took away from this film?  Did you think you knew everything you knew and this bolstered what you thought of the man or did you come away with thoughts of, “I didn’t really know what I thought?”

    LEYSER: I learned every day.

    CS:  Why do you think the man’s work still endures to this day?  It’s amazing that the man is still alive in pop culture to this day.

    LEYSER: I know.  He was the first to do it and anyone who is the first is going to be remembered.

  • TV Or Not TV: 11/29 – 12/5

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    This week’s column is just all about the listings. With the Thanksgiving holiday I haven’t had a chance to do much in my viewing other than getting all caught up on FRINGE. Even though I have some thoughts and theories there isn’t really enough to write up a full article on. Here’s the Cliff Notes:

    1. The alternate universe has been a great story telling mechanism since the middle of last season and it has been a complete and utter mind-bending winner for me this season as well.
    2. The stakes are too high that they’ve laid out. Only one of these two universes can survive? This makes me think that weeks from now PETER is going to be stepping into this mystery machine because he’s going to believe doing so will be a valid alternative option.
    3. Given everything that they were shown prior to the last episode I already thought it was pretty clear that WALTERNATE was trying to engineer  a situation where PETER is inadvertently doing what WALTERNATE wants him to do even though he’s on the other side. The last episode pretty much locked this in for us. I just can’t understand how these supposedly smart characters can’t see what I even thought was obvious before the story confirmed it.
    4. I really can’t buy that no one could really tell that FAUXLIVIA isn’t their real OLIVIA since they all really knew her.
    5. It boggles my mind to think where they are going to go from here.
    6. Now that FRINGE is being moved to FRIDAY does this mean that FOX just wants to show to go quietly into that good night?

    Now that I got that out of my system let’s look at the viewing choices for the next seven days.

    MONDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: I’m really hoping that the return of LINDA HAMILTON this week on CHUCK marks the return to story telling that I actually give a crap about.

    ABC – 8:00 PM: I don’t even know why I’m mentioning SKATING WITH THE STARS since I won’t be watching a single moment of it.

    LOGO – 8:00 PM: Normally I wouldn’t mention a syndicated show but the BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER episode titled THE BODY was probably one of the best episodes of the show that ever aired.

    AMC – 8:00 PM: I still think one of the very overlooked newer holiday classics is the BILL MURRAY film SCROOGED so much so that I wonder why it isn’t part of my home video library. It will be on AMC for the next four nights so try and catch it if you never have.

    ABC FAMILY – 9:00 PM: When I originally saw the title of THE DOG WHO SAVED CHRISTMAS VACATION I was hoping for a mash-up of the CHEVY CHASE classic but instead you get PARIS HILTON voicing a dog.

    TUESDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: The group on GLEE finally heads to sectionals. I’m sure the numbers they perform won’t be nearly as flashy or as choreographed as the numbers they put on for just themselves in their school auditorium.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Behold the festivities around the illumination of plant life with the 78th ANNUAL CHRISTMAS IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER.

    CBS – 8:00 PM: It’s just not the holiday season until they air RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER.

    ABC – 8:00 PM: The Alphabet offers up a green and mean double header with THE GRINCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS followed by SHREK THE HALLS.

    NBC – 9:00 PM: Tonight the contestants on THE BIGGEST LOSER have to overcome their biggest challenge yet, being moved an hour later to 9 PM.

    FX – 10:00 PM: It’s the season finale for SONS OF ANARCHY.

    CBS – 10:00 PM: I didn’t think they could possibly make the VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOW but then they go and get KATY PERRY to perform.

    WEDNESDAY

    ABC FAMILY – 8:00 PM: I have to admit that there are some parts of me that actually enjoy the live-action film DR. SEUSS’ HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS. It is a bit alarming though to see the GRINCH talking like FIRE MARSHALL BILL a whole lot.

    AMC – 8:00 PM: SCROOGED is still an option tonight is all I’m saying.

    USA – 10:00 PM: Tonight’s episode of PSYCH is also a TWIN PEAKS tribute.

    THURSDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Fond childhood memories of watching SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN’ TO TOWN are now replaced by the sad realization that kids today have no idea who any of the people doing the voices for this special even are.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: I’m not sure if the time continuity is accurate here but it doesn’t matter because tonight TROY turns 21 on COMMUNITY so let the drinking jokes begin!

    FOX – 9:00 PM: After two weeks we finally get to find out what PETER does after the phone call he received two weeks ago on FRINGE.

    NBC – 9:00 PM: MICHAEL, for whatever reason, decides he must stop the global power that is China on tonight’s episode of THE OFFICE.

    DIY – 9:00 PM: How was I unaware of THE VANILLA ICE PROJECT? Home renovation and aged rap music for the win!

    FRIDAY

    THE CW – 8:00 PM: Somehow CLARK gets bounded to an alternate universe where he was raised by the LUTHORS instead of the KENTS on tonight’s episode of SMALLVILLE. Wait, is this a FRINGE cross-over?

    CBS – 8:00 PM: After tonight there are only 3 more episodes of MEDIUM ever.

    ABC FAMILY – 8:30 PM: Will this finally be the year that I watch THE POLAR EXPRESS?

    SATURDAY

    LOGO – 6:00 PM: It was very shocking for fans when the WB some how lost BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER and even more shocking for fans when the fifth season ended with the title character dieing. If you want to relive it you can watch a mini-marathon today.

    MTV – 8:00 PM: ADAM SANDLER has really accomplished a lot but EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS is definitely not a jewel in his crown.

    G4 – 8:00 PM: Do you know how little there is on tonight? I’m recommending SUPER HIGH ME on G4, that’s how little there is on tonight.

    SUNDAY

    ABC FAMILY – 7:00 AM: Want a real lazy Sunday? How about an all day HARRY POTTER movie marathon from THE SORCERER’S STONE up through ORDER OF THE PHOENIX?

    DISC – 4:00 PM: OK, maybe you actually did something with the better part of your day and now you want a lazy Sunday evening? How about a MYTHBUSTERS marathon that includes the  Top 25 Moments starting at 7?

    USA – 6:00 PM: Don’t look now, it’s another airing of ELF.

    AMC – 10:00 PM: There is not greater sadness then the recognition that tonight is the first season finale of THE WALKING DEAD and we will probably have to wait until next October for more.

    A&E – 10:00 PM: I’m sorry, I was wrong. there is no greater sadness than knowing there is now a reality show being shot around THE HASSELHOFFS.

  • TV Or Not TV: 11/15 – 11/21

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    In case you hadn’t heard, a new late night talk show had premiered last week. I’m here to tell you that I liked it.

    The morning after the first episode of CONAN had aired I had read a lot of reviews that seemed to all say the same thing: New show, same stuff. I’m not exactly sure why so many critics would sit there and think that upon his return CONAN would do something to shake up the late night talk show landscape. Granted the show LOPEZ TONIGHT which gracefully stepped aside to let CONAN in does already with its departure from the use of the curtain and desk and replacing it with its auditorium performance feel. JIMMY KIMMEL tried to break the LATE NIGHT mold by not doing a standing monologue, abandoning the tie for an open collar with visible t-shirt and he discovered that it just doesn’t work. There’s an old saying: if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

    We are all very aware of the fact that the departure of CONAN from NBC’s THE TONIGHT SHOW was awkward, uncomfortable and I’m thinking it’s a safe bet to say it was also a major blow to CONAN’s ego. He was playing the game, he was doing the dance, and he was still being chucked out to accommodate the guy that the network had previously thought they were willing to let go in order to keep CONAN. After something like this happens you really have only three choices: re-invent yourself and do something new, fade into obscurity, or find a place to do what you were doing and do it well. Thankfully TBS was willing to let CONAN do the latter. On his first show I thought he did everything just the way he should since leaving NBC and becoming a Twitter and Internet phenomenon: He let the audience adore him, he poked fun at his previously employer, he jabbed a little at his new employer to show the kids he is still hip and cool (that is what kid’s say, right?) and then he brought the talk. Yes you could tell he was frenetic and he was nervous, but after everything that he has been through I think that the show (and the remainder of the week’s shows that followed) were exactly what CONAN needed to do. It was part safety net, part ego, and after the ratings came out it was also part revenge.

    I know that after the entire week played out you may say that the ratings weren’t great when compared to THE TONIGHT SHOW or THE LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN. If, however, you factor in the fact that CONAN isn’t on one of the four major networks his numbers being over one million are actually pretty stellar. Last week he did very well compared to THE DAILY SHOW and THE COLBERT REPORT and he’s doing it all while being able to show the world that you don’t have to be on a major network to get the job done. I only hope that the ratings stay consistent into this second week as the short attention span of the world may let its fickle mind drift to something else. I’d also like to apologize to JIMMY KIMMEL since I feel that with last week’s viewings of CONAN I kind of cheated on him a little. It’s not you JIMMY, it’s me. I’ve only got so many hours of TV I can watch. I’m sorry.

    THE WALKING DEAD: TELL IT TO THE FROGS (read at your own risk, mild spoilers below)

    Since I last wrote about THE WALKING DEAD I did something I didn’t expect to do. The pilot episode of the show was so good that I just had to get caught up on the entire comic series that inspired the show. It wasn’t my original intent since there were 78 issues to date, but after reading the first 12 I had no choice but to press on. Reading through them all was the upside of having at least two hours a day where I sit on a commuter train.

    I bring up this literarry marathon that I put myself on becuase last night’s episode of THE WALKING DEAD titled TELL IT TO THE FROGS payed homage to the source material once again while still maintaining its originality. In this third installment we see RICK GRIMES finally reunited with his wife LORI and son CARL, both of whom had believed RICK to be dead. The scene played out wonderfully both few panels of a comic book and all of the actors involved really made me feel the impact of this moment.

    There are many times when reading THE WALKING DEAD you will find that RICK GRIMES gets himself out of the frying pan and is more than willing to drop himself into the fire. Last week’s episode, GUTS, had the small group of survivors that RICK accidentally forced into being trapped in ATLANTA had to leave behind MICHAEL ROOKER’s character of MERLE DIXON. Not even 24 hours after reuniting with his family RICK wants to go back to attempt to rescue MERLE from his dire situation while also wanting to go back for the big bag of guns and ammunition that he left behind after being de-horsed in teh show’s pilot. RICK’s willingness to endanger himself and the travelling back to ATLANTA for guns both are lifted right out of the comic, but the addition of MERLE being stuck on a roof made the reason for going back into the precarious situation they had just left make a bit more sense for me. The attempt to save someone from dying in an extremely inhumane way is a bit more compelling and makes the going back for the guns feel more like it’s just the icing on the cake.

    Another item that really troubled me in last week’s episode GUTS was the way that the relationship between SHANE and LORI was depicted. It wasn’t the intimacy that was shown so much as what seemed like the willingness for LORI to already be moving on after such short a time. Tonight, however, we discover that her reason for doing so were because SHANE flat out told her that RICK was dead. The implications of what has transpired since he told her this and the subtext of the motivation behind why he told her this lead the writers to represent a realistic rage that LORI unleashed upon SHANE near the end of the episode. In that short two minutes my ill feelings towards LORI’s actions last week were completely dispelled and I’m anxious once again to see the character more on the show.

    COMMUNITY: Cooperative Calligraphy (or why I love this show so damn much)


    The NBC sitcom COMMUNITY has never apologized for being  pop-culture self-aware and in the most recent episode, COOPERATIVE CALLIGRAPHY, the show clearly compensates for the bigger budget episodes by producing a “bottle episode” where the entire thing is shot in one location to save costs. Before this episode I was never even aware of the term bottle episode so I appreciate them educating me, however this isn’t why I’m so appreciative of this show.

    What transpired during this episode was good character development, an interesting exploration into the study groups dynamic, but it was also subtle genius. In the episode ANNIE discovers that her purple pen has gone missing. Everyone in the group becomes a suspect. By the episode’s end we find out who took the pen. It’s a clever reveal when it happens, something that in an ordinary episode of television we would see, laugh and take the answer we were given. COMMUNITY however doesn’t want us to just accept their answer like a spoon-fed child. In this most recent episode, just as TROY makes the disturbing statement at the sight of a puppy, “Ahhhh… I want to lick it” you can actually see the pen being taken by the guilty party. It is subtle, it is fast, but considering who took the pen it is just amazing and brilliant (and you can see it here. For the record this is also something I would not have been aware of if it weren’t for the fine people of the Internet showing me that this happened.

    A similar example of the writers subtle genius is in the episode “The Psychology of Letting Go” and it is something once again I would have been completely unaware of if not for the fine people of the Internet. ABED has an entire story line in the episode but it is played out in the background. If you are watching what goes on in the foreground, much the same way I was, you miss ABED befriending a pregnant girl and even helping her deliver the child. Don’t believe me? See it here.

    As you can see from these two simple examples the show’s creative team is really putting out some top notch stuff. If you haven’t watched COMMUNITY before I implore you to jump on in and bask in its wonder.

    Now that we’ve gotten that bit out of the way let’s see what this week holds for our viewing (dis)pleasure.

    MONDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: CHUCK is back tonight and he’s INTERSECT-less and goes through extreme counseling to try to get it back. Although I’m a big CHUCK fan I have to admit that this plot twist is a bit contrived as is the ham handed way they will be resolving with what was seen near the end of the last episode.

    CBS – 8:00 PM: There’s only one thing better than knowing it’s a new episode of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER tonight is knowing that BARNEY finds a tape of the children’s show featuring the beginning of ROBIN SPARKLES.

    FOX – 8:00 PM: Smallpox seems to rock the HOUSE tonight but we all know that it’s just going to be something else. At least we get to see them use those cool hazmat suits.

    CBS – 9:00 PM: No I’m not really recommending an episode of TWO AND A HALF MEN but I’d actually watch it if they had CHARLIE SHEEN‘s character do even half of the things he did in real life.

    TUESDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: First she was on the CMA’s and now QWYNETH PALTROW fill’s in when MR. SCHUSTER gets on tonight’s GLEE. At this point we just need to know when her CD drops, right?

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Isn’t it a bit soon for JIM to be trying to take on a mobster on NO ORDINARY FAMILY? I thought you had to have a set arch-nemesis before you could go after the mob.

    FOX – 9:30 PM: I guess it doesn’t speak well to RUNNING WILDE fans that its slot is filled with a repeat of RAISING HOPE.

    TBS – 10:00 PM: So the director of VAN WILDER is one of the creators of GLORY DAZE about a group of college friends trying to get into an anything goes fraternity back in 1986. Ah, a historical period piece! CONAN must be excited about the lead in.

    WEDNESDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: Tonight marks the return of HUMAN TARGET and there’s lots of buzz over CHUCK alumn MATT MILLER taking over as show runner. Having seen the premiere episode I like the new feel of the show and new cast members.

    CBS – 8:00 PM: One of the tribes comes back to camp to discover it’s been consumed by fire on tonight’s SURVIVOR: NICARAGUA. Someone didn’t listen to SMOKEY THE BEAR when they were a kid.

    DISCOVERY – 9:00 PM: Tonight the MYTHBUSTER are driving backwards at top speeds. I have no idea what the myth they are busting is but I can’t wait to see this one.

    ABC – 10:00 PM: Who could believe it’s already been a quarter of a century of sexy! 25 YEARS OF SEXY: PEOPLE MAGAZINE’S SEXIEST MAN ALIVE! tries to get us to relive it all with host KIM KARDASHIAN. I still don’t get how there can be a new sexiest man alive every year since they don’t kill off the old ones. They should make it more like LOGAN’S RUN and only the strongest of them all renews.

    TBS – 11:00 PM: CONAN has RUSSEL BRAND and KID ROCK performs. Now THAT is a backstage I wouldn’t mind crashing.

    THURSDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Someone tell that little round headed kid that A CHARLIE BROWN THANKSGIVING is a week too early.

    NBC – 9:00 PM: Tonight’s THE OFFICE has a lot going on at once. DWIGHT puts together a hay festival in the parking lot, MICHAEL apparently has forgotten that RYAN was arrested over fraud as he tries to convince others to invest in RYAN‘s Internet company and some type of technicality stops JIM from being able to earn commission. I’m tuning in for the hay festival myself.

    TBS – 11:00 PM: Tonight CONAN has JESSE EISENBERG. Hopefully he’ll mention how people tell him they loved him in SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD and the comedy circle will be complete (see MICHAEL CERA’s appearance last week on CONAN if you don’t get this).

    FRIDAY

    THE CW – 8:00 PM: To take the heat off of his team OLIVER registers for the VIGILANTE SUPER HERO ACT. Since he already admitted he is a vigilante I don’t know how this would actually take any heat off of anyone.

    TRUTV – 8:00 PM: Want a triple-header of crazy? Take in CONSPIRACY THEORY WITH JESSE VENTURA.

    TLC – 10:00 PM: HOMEMADE MILLIONAIRE lets female home inventors present their ideas to KELLY RIPPA and a panel of judges hoping to win a deal with HSN. I wonder how long until I see the MAC & COOL on there.

    SATURDAY

    TNT – 8:00 PM: Want some fun? Watch WHAT WOMEN WANT but play those phone message recordings of MEL GIBSON‘s to replace his dialogue.

    TBS – 10:00 PM: Aw heck, why not watch TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY but play those phone message recordings of MEL GIBSON‘s as well. It’s better than most of the other options on TV tonight.

    NBC – 11:30 PM: Last time ANNE HATHAWAY was on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE she killed so I’d highly recommend taking this one in as well.

    SUNDAY

    USA – 7:00 PM: It must be the holiday season because USA Network has started there annual over-playing of ELF.

    ABC – 8:00 PM: I’m not exactly sure what the 2010 AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS are but look at all the acts they have lined up: Kid Rock, Christina Aguilera, Bon Jovi, Pink, Usher, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, Ke$ha, Ne-Yo; Diddy-Dirty Money, and Rihanna. For some reason they also think it’s a big deal that they’ll have New Kids on the Block and the Backstreet Boys on stage together. That WOULD be really exciting if it were still the 90’s.

    E! – 9:00 PM: Tonight on THE E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY they turn their attention to former AMERICAN IDOL CONTESTANT ADAM LAMBERT. Didn’t this show used to be all about tragic careers? Oh wait, it still is. They’re just getting ahead of the curve on this one.

    SHO – 9:00 PM: I haven’t written a lot about DEXTER this season because I tend to be in catch up mode on it but I love the direction they’ve taken after the powerhouse of a season they had last year. I’m sure tonight will be another great installment of the show.

  • TV Or Not TV: 11/8 – 11/14

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    If you’ve been a long time reader of this column (if so, my condolences) than you know that I’ve had a mixed relationship with the show SMALLVILLE. There have been times in the past I’ve loved SMALLVILLE and there have been times in the past where I’ve detested it. It has been a very uneven show that has strayed far away from its original concept in the fight to stay viable.

    For those of you that may be completely unaware of what SMALLVILLE is still the premise is really simple: It’s a revised version of the life that CLARK KENT lives leading up to becoming SUPERMAN. The show started as a hybrid version of THE X-FILES and ROSWELL with a monster-of-the-week theme while the young CLARK learned about his powers and abilities. As the years have passed the monster-of-the-week theme stuck but the developing Supes story also merged with MELROSE PLACE along the way as characters slept with other characters and Kryptonian story lines furthered to muddy the waters of comprehension.

    With SMALLVILLE entering its tenth and final season I wasn’t sure if I was going to stick with it, which is pretty much what I’ve done each year for at least the past five seasons. Thankfully I’ve been pleasantly surprised by what the creative team behind the show has done with the stories thus far and with the direction that the show is headed. They know that this is the final season and they seem to be guiding us into the final transitional chapter of CLARK KENT finally putting on those tights and becoming the protector of mankind.

    A few seasons back the show did what I considered the unthinkable in the offing of SUPERMAN’s greatest foe, the corrupt and powerful LEX LUTHOR. The move was one the show had to do since Michael Rosenbaum decided it was time he move on from the role. In this final season it would seem that they’ve come up with a way to remedy this in a way that I find acceptable both creatively and conceptually.

    The most important part of this final lap that SMALLVILLE is taking is the solidification of the relationship between LOIS and CLARK. In the past the relationship wasn’t one that I was able to buy between the two actors but this season the chemistry between TOM WELLING and ERICA DURANCE is more palpable. I can finally believe them as a couple and I’m ready to see them move towards the closing of this story.

    My only gripe right now is the VIGILANTE REGISTRATION ACT story line that they also are playing out. I suppose the MARVEL COMICS CIVIL WAR is still too fresh in my mind to have this topic retread but I’m not sure if the comic reading uber-geek is really the core audience of this show any more and I may be speaking in the minority. It’s also been a few episodes since we’ve had to deal with DARKSEID but I’m sure he’ll be cropping up some time in December just in time for a winter break cliffhanger.

    Enough about SMALLVILLE though, let’s get to the nitty gritty.

    MONDAYConan on TBS

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Quick note to NBC, if you want to get out of last place running DECISION POINTS: A Conversation with George W. Bush opposite… well… anything on the schedule… won’t help you. Another bad decision may also come back to haunt you later tonight at 11.

    CBS – 9:30 PM: Tonight on MIKE & MOLLY it turns out MIKE‘s snoring may be an issue. Oh yeah, there nothing more of a knee slapper than sleep apnea.

    TBS – 11:00 PM: Seriously, is there anything else on tonight that is more noteworthy than the premiere of CONAN? TBS is going to have their highest late night ratings tonight. This isn’t a prediction, it’s a fact. The real question: how long will the ratings wave last? Yes I’m petty and yes I hope the ratings stay high just long enough for the execs at NBC to REALLY regret their decision.

    TUESDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: SAM and FINN find an unconventional way of controlling their urges on GLEE. Does it have anything to do with guys bursting out into song spontaneously or singing show tunes? That’s a mood killer for me any day.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Instead of just yelling at the contestants on THE BIGGEST LOSER to work them to death in the gym BOB and JILLIAN also confront them on issues they can’t overcome. I’m sure that’s just what you want when you’re muscles have turned to jelly and your coated in sweat.

    ABC – 8:00 PM: It’s always hard when the in-laws drop in, but imagine if you’re NO ORDINARY FAMILY and you have to hide your powers. Even worse, imagine you can read minds and your grandma is in the room checking out your grandpa. Eeeewwww!

    WEDNESDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: I’ve never watched the CMAs before but tonight on THE 44th ANNUAL CMA AWARDS we’ll get to see GWYNETH PALTROW make her live country music debut. Anyone who’s seen DUETS has to be as excited as I am for this (I’m not).

    NBC – 8:00 PM: At press time I’ve yet to watch a single episode of UNDERCOVERS. According to the ratings I’m not alone.

    FOX – 8:00 PM: Tonight on HELL’S KITCHEN it’s the men v… oh, who cares. I’ve never watched a single frame of this show either. It’s just filler at this point isn’t it?

    THURSDAY

    HBO – 9:00 PM: JAMES GANDOLFINI interviews men of the service and their families to examine the lingering effects of battle in the gripping documentary WARTORN: 1861-2010.

    NBC – 9:00 PM: ERIN and GABE host a viewing part of GLEE on THE OFFICE and I’m at a total loss that a competing network show gets this kind of coverage. Oh those whackey OFFICE writers!

    USA – 10:00 PM: It’s the mid-season return of BURN NOTICE and MICHAEL WESTON still continues his quest to find the people who burned him. Shouldn’t he just find a good therapist at this point and let it go? He’s got a pretty decent ‘protector for hire’ business going on, why not just be happy doing that? Oh yeah, then there’d be no angst to the show.

    FRIDAY

    THE CW – 8:00 PM: TERI HATCHER returns to a super-themed show tonight on SMALLVILLE as she shows up as LOIS LANE‘s mom only thirteen years after she herself played the character. That’s gotta not feel too good for the ego.

    CBS – 8:00 PM: Weird stuff happens on MEDIUM, same as it ever does. I only mention it because the network cut the show’s order down to 13 episodes so this may be one of the final five episodes of MEDIUM ever.

    FOX – 9:00 PM: JACK and LIZ try to get away to a romantic Bed & Breakfast and I’m sure DAN won’t do anything to ruin it on tonight’s episode of THE GOOD GUYS.

    SATURDAY

    BBC AMERICA – 6:00 AM EST: An all day marathon of the last season of DOCTOR WHO is kicked off with the final TENNANT installment THE END OF TIME. You’ve only got to endure two hours to get to MATT SMITH, and it’s well worth it. Since this season was also available on home video November 9th I’m sure you’ll see plenty of commercials to buy it as well during the run today.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: The series finale of OUTLAW airs proving once again that Saturday night is where cancelled shows go to die.

    HBO – 10:00 PM: TRACY MORGAN: BLACK AND BLUE tries to continue the time honored tradition of a hilarious Saturday night HBO comedy special. Yes, I said tries.

    SUNDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: CARRIE UNDERWOOD, LEANN RIMES and KEITH URBAN help the EXTREME MAKEOVER: HOME EDITION team rebuild a school. Yes, HOME EDITION rebuilds a  SCHOOL. I guess they’ll be brushing up on reading comprehension while they are there.

    TLC – 9:00 PM: Because we just haven’t gotten enough of her the good folks at TLC decided we really needed to see SARAH PALIN’S ALASKA. I’m sure it is majestic, beautiful and filled with at least 10 minutes of political crazy talk.

    PBS – 9:00 PM: In a way it is sort of fitting that the woman who did the most notorious SARAH PALIN impersonation is honored and it airs opposite her TLC premiere with tonight’s counter-programming of TINA FEY: THE MARK TWAIN PRIZE. Talk about going rogue!

  • Trailer Park: SKYLINE Screening and Giveaway

    By Christopher Stipp

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    SKYLINE – Screening and Giveaway

    sl_field_300x250I am genuinely excited to get people jazzed about a movie that looks like a such a high budgeted action film but was shot for a lot less than you would imagine.

    The trailers have shockingly been mum on what is going on here with the movie and why people seem to be sucked up like a vacuum cleaner picking up dust bunnies but that is even better for me. If you’re a fan of sci-fi and can worship at the altar of special effects masters like the Strause brothers then this is the movie for you.

    The screening will take place at 11 pm on the 11th at the Harkins Tempe Marketplace so if you would like to go, hit me up and I’ll make sure you get entered to win some tickets. As well, I have a few Skyline prize packs to give out. I’ve got hats, posters, and boxes of candy (what relation this has to the film I haven’t a clue but everyone in the world loves candy so embrace it) so if you want to be loud and proud with your love for this little film that could by all means drop me a line at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and let me know you want something.

    Good luck to everyone out there and here’s to hoping this movie can jump start my interest in the fall movie season.

    About the film:

    SKYLINE: In the sci-fi thriller Skyline, strange lights descend on the city of Los Angeles, drawing people outside like moths to a flame where an extraterrestrial force threatens to swallow the entire human population off the face of the Earth.

    Skyline is directed and produced by the Brothers Strause (Alien vs. Predator: Requiem), whose company Hydraulx has provided visual effects for Avatar, Iron Man 2, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and 300.

    www.iamrogue.com/skyline

  • TV Or Not TV: Take A Stroll With THE WALKING DEAD

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    Welcome back to another edition of TV Or Not TV where the only thing I really want to talk about is THE WALKING DEAD.

    I’m sure that there are plenty of you out there right now that are sick and tired of hearing about THE WALKING DEAD. Your friends, loved ones, social media acquaintances and the like have been going on and on about it and you are just so sick of hearing about it you might be relieved that it has finally aired thinking this will quell the hype. After seeing the premiere last night I’m sorry to tell you that you will probably get not respite from THE WALKING DEAD until the last episode of the season airs.

    Let me tell you in advance of my review that I did not read the comic at all. I know nothing of the story, had no idea what was going to happen last night, and I was completely glued to my television from the moment that RICK GRIMES steps out of his police cruiser until the mesmerizing final frames of the overhead shot at the episodes end. Every single moment captured my attention and I was very pleased to learn that THE WALKING DEAD is not a show about zombies.

    I’m sure some of you, just as I was last night, would be surprised to learn that at the heart of THE WALKING DEAD we actually have is a story about the human condition and how it copes with surviving in the most dire situations. Yes, there are zombies walking around and yes they crave flesh for food, but they are merely an element of the environment and don’t drive the story. They are the desert that must be crossed, the snow storm that must be survived or the ocean in which our characters need to stay afloat. I will admit that there is a bit more gore than you would find in one of those other types of survival stories, but it isn’t done in a horrific way. The gore almost exists to accentuate a point or to set the dire tone of what this world has become.

    One of the most engaging parts of the story that is told is near the beginning when Sheriff’s Deputy RICK GRIMES (ANDREW LINCOLN) awakes from a coma in a hospital. He is confused, he is weak, and he has no idea what awaits him outside of his hospital room. Even though we as the viewer are privy to the fact that the dead are walking the Earth for a few fleeting moments we all get to share this horrific discovery just as RICK GRIMES does. We do not know what has happened to the world and we discover it right alongside of RICK as he witnesses things unimaginable. The entire sequence had me questioning what I myself would do in the situation, while at the same time I was having flashbacks to STU REDMAN escaping the CDC in STEPHEN KING’S THE STAND, one of my favorite KING novels (I guess I have a taste for the apocalyptic).

    Within the first seven minutes of this first episode we get to see just how desperate times have become. As a father the encounter that occurs in the opening was very shocking for me to see, however it too accentuated the macabre choices one has to make in this post-zombie apocalyptic world. RICK clearly is a compassionate man and it is reflected in the choices he makes throughout the episode, but in this very first exchange if you watch closely at the final moments that actor ANDREW LINCOLN’s face is in frame you can see a hint of the realization that his character comes to in the actions he has to take.

    It’s no surprise that THE WALKING DEAD has a very cinematic feel to it considering the driving force behind the first episode was FRANK DARABONT. DARABONT’s work on THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION and THE GREEN MILE prove that he knows how to adapt a story and bring it to life. I’ve been told he’s done a wonderful job of staying true to his source material with THE WALKING DEAD even when needing to change things to bring the comic to the small screen. The visuals that are done in this series almost are as much a character as any of the actors we see on screen. If you want any confirmation, wait for that final overhead shot that I mentioned as the screen fades to black on this first episode. It is a thing of near-beauty as you watch the action that plays out before your eyes in a wonderful blend of chaos and choreography.

    I can’t wait for more of this amazing show and if the subsequent episodes are even half as good as this pilot this show will prove once again that AMC is building more and more to an original programming power house.