SModcast 89

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 89: SMart! –

In which our heroes worship false idols and graven images.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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236 responses to “SModcast 89”

  1. barefootorbust Avatar
    barefootorbust

    Yeah, iTunes has been having problems updating lately. I just barely got #88 today. If you right click on the link, then click “Save Link As” it should download it to your computer for you.

  2. Adam McNelis Avatar
    Adam McNelis

    Top notch, keep it up.

    I listen to Smods in bed every night with my earphones in.

    My good lady thinks I’m having fits sometimes as just as she is about to doze off I’ll be pissing myself laughing at the weekly bout of madness.

  3. Renee Avatar
    Renee

    Yet another awesome smod!

    My new all time favorite Mosierism… “You’re like the energizer bunny of sad.” That’s the best! I’m still lauging at that!

  4. Peter J. Avatar
    Peter J.

    OLAF. METAL.

  5. Marshall Avatar
    Marshall

    “Does anyone know who it is doing the “Maybe I’m Amazed” cover played at the smart of this smod?

    JEM ?”

    no it isn’t Jem, It is a rock version, not a easy listening female vocalist version

  6. Dan Avatar
    Dan

    Smod rules. Twitter is Skynet!!!

  7. Kevin M Avatar
    Kevin M

    No new smod this week, says Twitter Kev, but he did a chat show with Kevin Pollack.

  8. EricB Avatar
    EricB

    Kev, there’s a term in audio called “clipping” PLEASE look it up. Great show.

  9. Empty J Avatar
    Empty J

    “Does anyone know who it is doing the “Maybe I’m Amazed” cover played at the smart of this smod?”

    Yes, there is a thread on the View Askew boards that posts the opening songs/artists to every episode.

    http://viewaskew.com/theboard/viewtopic.php?t=60686&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

  10. slayersher Avatar
    slayersher

    love the podcast! soooo good like amazing keeep it up! and i really like the smart made me laugh like a MoFo

    ps. Vancouver sucks to many addicts gotta venture to the island now there’s a good relaxed place 🙂

  11. slayersher Avatar
    slayersher

    ps. i love the anti marijuana adds under the smodcast link ..

    remember kids ( and kevin ) weed does lead to other drugs

    lmao

  12. Bartman Avatar
    Bartman

    Would of been a great video podcast. Describing fan art in an audio only format is not that riveting. I hate to complain considering Smodcast is free and it is one of the only three podcast I listen to regularly.
    I would love for Kevin to go on Adam Carolla’s podcast because he was freakin’ awesome on Loveline.

  13. sam Avatar
    sam

    where do i find the names of the songs played?

  14. Peter Avatar
    Peter

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f9KlpvAfko I can’t remember what smod it was from but here you go.

  15. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    hahaha, Bartman I listen to the Ace Man’s podcast too, It’s helped so much with the irregular schedule of this one.

  16. Louis Avatar
    Louis

    On what number Smodcast does Kevin talk about making mixtapes?

  17. Crumpled Dickskin Avatar
    Crumpled Dickskin

    Many thanks guys ! Love ya ( but not in the gay way )

  18. stewie Avatar
    stewie

    Another great episode, keep up the good work. Does anyone know if there is going to be a new Smodcast this week, with it being the American Independence Day and all.

  19. brian Avatar
    brian

    Anyone think kev and mos will do a tribute to michael jackson? Shit, everyone else has already beaten that dead horse!

  20. Sammy Avatar
    Sammy

    No SMod this week either.

    Maybe next week. Maybe even with Jason Lee.

  21. maxlor Avatar

    I agree- this and adam carolla show are the funniest podcasts – join forces

  22. Stewie Avatar
    Stewie

    According to Kevin Smith’s twitter feed, there won’t be a new smodcast this week: “No new SMod again today. Gonna bank a few this week, so we’ll be back strong next weekend. Jason Lee still in town, so maybe I can snag him.”

  23. Tennessee Erb Avatar
    Tennessee Erb

    Bah! Looks like ill have to watch Weekend at Bernie’s instead of bathing in the warm glow of smod.

  24. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    if the get lee this break will be well worth it.

  25. Shane Avatar
    Shane

    God i hope he can get Lee, Jason Lee is so badass!

  26. Michael Kirschner Avatar
    Michael Kirschner

    What is Kevin Smith’s twitter?

  27. FuckYou Avatar
    FuckYou

    ThatKevinSmith

  28. Josh Avatar
    Josh

    The Twitter being skynet is one of the funniest things I have ever heard! I’m not quite sure mossier was getting the whole scenario. Lol

  29. metellus Avatar
    metellus

    Great Smod guys. Suggestion: roll back on the gain some Kev, my ears are still bleeding, bro. lol

  30. brian Avatar
    brian

    Anyone see kevin smith being the answer to one of the questions today on jeopardy?

  31. Tyler Avatar
    Tyler

    First post! I’ve been a long time Smith fan, and just wanted to say keep up the good work guys. Scott Mosier, you are one fucking hilarious enough said.. Also Walt Flanagan, when are you coming back!!! As always RIP Bear and have a week 🙂

  32. Peter J. Avatar
    Peter J.

    You see these? . . . These are your nuts(!)

  33. Ashley Avatar
    Ashley

    Hilarious! Easily my favorite smodcast…loved the british Batman and Kevin’s light country radio station voice.

  34. MrNiceGuitarGuy aka Jaime P Avatar
    MrNiceGuitarGuy aka Jaime P

    Mr.Smith! first i’d like to say thnx for the podcast as well as the visit to Vancouver (again, as if i haven’t said thnx enough…i think now would be the end of that).

    anyway to get to my topic and i hope you guys read this.

    i just rented out the new Ghostbusters video game for my XBOX360…and the game REALLY captures the essence of the movie. i just love Ghostbusters and as old as the movie is, always gets a chuckle out of me.

    in new related news, Harold Ramis aka Egon Spengler announced a Ghostbusters 3 in the works!

    when i get into the fiction of a movie, i become this nerd just searching how factual can the fiction be (can someone invent a lightsaber, do proton packs exist, etc.) and if you remember that in Ghostbusters, they keep referring back to this text titled “Tobin’s Spirit Guide”. so i wondered, was there an author out there who was such a die hard fan who could’ve wrote a humor based book (aka the Zombie Survival Guide) or a collection of paranormal facts?

    what i’ve found was a more interesting read than i thought. there’s a website with that title. suddenly i remembered the one smodcast involving strange animal experiments (Ruskies!) i thought maybe if you guys could do a smodcast about crazy demonology and other mythos and creating a silly “what if” about it like the new year’s episode with Mosier ol timey boxing with Jesus haha.

    or get scared shitless, whatever. it talks a great deal on ghosts, newly discovered pyramids, mythical creatures, witchcraft, it just goes on and on.

    here’s the link!!!

    http://tobinsguide.analogmedium.com/

    i just thought it would be a read that’s right up your alley.

    thanks again ^_^

  35. RG Avatar
    RG

    SMOD ME PLEASE!!!!

  36. PJ Avatar
    PJ

    Anybody know if there’s a new SMod tonight?

  37. Kevin M Avatar
    Kevin M

    He said on twitter that he was gonna try to bank a fewwith Jason Lee, and that there would be a new one tonight. Guess he got busy. Or, because Jason Lee got in a barfight, maybe they couldn’t.

  38. Ian Avatar
    Ian

    C’mon people. you remember the last time he was on a movie set with Z&M. The Smodfest lasted 3 months. Get used to no smod. Find a different cast out there. Might I suggest Adam Carolla’s cast or Keith and the Girl. Both are excellent.

  39. Alan Avatar

    Got busy… or stoned… He had to take a few days off the ganja because he had a tooth pulled. No doubt, he got baked and that little voice in his head said, “you know what, Kev?” (the voice calls him ‘Kev’)… It said, “So what if we don’t do a new SMod, fuck em…” Then he thinks, “why the fuck doesn’t Mos’ do a few… I bet Walt, Bry and Malcom would do a couple by themselves… bet those would be funny as shit” Then he takes another hit and that’s the last he thinks about SModcast until sometime Tuesday…

  40. Jake Avatar

    speaking of a bar fight, I will fight someone today if I do not get my smodcast. I’m frickin dying over here.

  41. joe_me Avatar
    joe_me

    yo what is up…… no new smod again im gonna curl up in the corner and cry now

  42. vigilantenumber9 Avatar
    vigilantenumber9

    first.

  43. DuzT101 Avatar
    DuzT101

    Is there no new SMod again this week? I’m not sure if it helps but you can try this Podcast out in the meantime. It’s pretty funny. http://squadcast.podbean.com I hope we get a new Smodcast soon. (one with Jason Lee.)

  44. Justin Avatar
    Justin

    I just discovered the Adam podcast myself. Pretty funny stuff. I also looked up that jason lee thing.. I want that story.. some articles are saying “showed off his martial arts skills”

    Meantime, Adam’s, the SuckCast (www.suckcast.com), the Simply Syndicated guys, and old Smods.. may I suggest “Harry Scotter and the Order of the Penis” in honor of HP6. The Gillyweed stuff is classic!

  45. joe_me Avatar
    joe_me

    still in my corner….. still crying……… Holly crap i need a smod soon or my tear ducts are going to dry up.

  46. Clinton Avatar

    Oh man. I’m off tomorrow too. Oh well.

    Man, good thing we have 88 other episodes to listen to. I mean…that’s a lot of fucking hours of awesomeness right there.

    http://omgcast.net
    – Something to listen to while SModcast, our lord and savior is on hiatus. Or, just something to listen to instead of the crickets. We sound better then crickets.

  47. SilentMewesDNG Avatar

    The Adam Carolla Podcast definitely fills in the gaps. Intelligent folks may also want to try The Skeptics Guide to the Universe. Old Ricky Gervais Podcasts and Audiobooks are also always good for a laugh. That Karl Pilkington, with a head like a fucking orange!

    I’m very skeptical about the idea of us getting a SModcast with Jason Lee talking about any supposed barfight. If he couldnt get Affleck to come on, what are the odds of him getting Lee? The fact is that most of these celebs he knows who are in the “public spotlight” won’t or aren’t allowed by their publicists to go sit in a room with a high director and talk about bullshit for an hour. No positive revenue stream from it, plus you don’t necessarily want to associate your client with “drugs”. Sucks for us dedicated consumers.

    Luckily, the Podosphere isn’t exactly short of quality enjoyable and sometimes even informative podcasts.

    skepticality
    the astronomy cast
    the suckcast
    omgcast
    …and a litany of others I can’t think of at 4:30 in the morning. I’m going back to bed now, so go fuck yourself.

  48. Jason Avatar
    Jason

    I’m so bummed there’s no SMod again this week. Booo. I know it’s free, but if you call it a weekly cast it should be just that. One missed week here and there…no big deal, but more than that makes it feel undependable.

    Maybe I should check out this Adam Carolla Podcast. He was pretty funny in The Hammer.

  49. Alan Avatar

    A SModfast is a perfect time to bust out some of those older and not so old SMods of weeks past… Is anyone over #74’s Glass Ass? Or remember Malcom promising to cut off a finger in #14… And was it #50 where Walt tells the story of a monkey catching a bird?

    I don’t care if Lee does a SModcast. I think they should do either a 12 monkey’s SMod or another Harley SMod where they talk about elephants.

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