SModcast 80

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SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

SModcast 80: R.I.P. –

In which the future dies.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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140 responses to “SModcast 80”

March 16, 2009

Jack

I have to say that “The Weenie Hungry Genie” would have made for quality programming.
On an unrelated note, I know Kev doesn’t read this and it’s none of my business, but I’m pretty sure he hasn’t been high these last couple smods. Evidence would be the adherence to one topic for over an hour. Do you have any idea how hard it is to talk about the same topic for an hour when you’re stoned?
March 16, 2009

Santiago Slaby

well, I hope someday Mosier adopts a kid. A guy who provides so much confidence (as a good producer) as peace seems to be the perfect candidate for a father.

Cheers guys, thanks for posting smods.

Santiago.
March 16, 2009

Smod Lovin’ Girl

Awesome! We finally get TMI about Mosier’s bits instead of just Kevin’s. 😉

I dated a guy who got a vasectomy at 24. The doctor didn’t ask him any questions, he just did it. A girl couldn’t go in and get herself sterilized without a million questions! Guys have it so easy!
March 16, 2009

Salsa Shark

Yo guys, the Genie is surprisingly from I Dream of Genie cartoon in ’74. Pulled it from here-http://www.tvparty.com/sat74.html
March 16, 2009

Dobber

PUT UP THE SOUNDTRACK LISTING, (meekly) please
March 17, 2009

theotherbilly

That’s weird, I thought the gay genie was named Shaq.
March 17, 2009

seamus is a girls name

its come at a good time. I need something that’ll make me laugh and think. thank you gents.

(loads smod on ipod and takes dog for a long walk)
March 17, 2009

Dan

Yapple Dapple! – the genie’s name was BABU.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKvFe8c5btE
March 17, 2009

coolbeardan

I had a vasectomy 7 years ago, and you brought back all the wonderful memories. Thanks fuckers.
March 17, 2009

Coffey

I haven’t listened to all of this yet, but I hope the doc told Mos that you’re still fertile for about 30 days after the vasectomy. Keep it wrapped another month, my friend.
March 17, 2009

jake362

Wow. Thank you. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. One of the best Smods yet.
March 17, 2009

Jack the Autumn

Hey guys why can I only download the first 20 minutes of the smod?
March 17, 2009

Jack the Autumn

Forget it- was able to get the whole thing once I cleared my cache/temp files.
March 17, 2009

scooterdude4

“a healthy dose of windex”

PUAHAHAHAHA
March 17, 2009

b-rizzle

congratulations on being able to thoroughly discuss such an “unblended” subject for at least sixty minutes.
March 17, 2009

LDAWG

This is by far the funniest smod in a long long time. I laughed continuously for at least 15 minutes at one point in the smod. Great job kev and mos
March 18, 2009

John

I don’t have access to the View Askew board, so can someone here post a note for Kevin?

After his rants about the Brown Recluse Spider, this story might lift his spirits a bit.

http://www.mantecabulletin.com/news/article/2117/

“A man who was wheelchair bound due to a motorcycle accident twenty years ago gained the ability to walk again after being bitten by a recluse spider. ‘I can’t wait to start dancing,’ he said as he looks forward to a full recovery after experiencing what some call a ‘true miracle.’”
March 18, 2009

Justin

“…why do I gotta do everything?!” Haha, great SMod! XD
March 18, 2009

Deschain

man, i know its in my head but because of the conversation, everytime i hear kevin light a cigarette, it sounds like a set of scissors.
March 18, 2009

jewboy01

hey Deschain.

you sure thats was a cig? most likely a joint. sounds like he’s been smokin reefer the last few smods instead of cigarettes. i even caught moiser holden his breath in the last one, like he took a hit himself. dunno. maybe
March 18, 2009

Nixon Lives

To Deschain: Well, that wouldn’t be a cig he’s lighting, it’d be a joint/pipe. He said he quit cigs a few smods back, and you can tell he’s a bit high towards the end.

Great smodcast though! And awesome appearance on the /Film podcast discussing Watchmen.
March 18, 2009

Biffy

“Yo guys, the Genie is surprisingly from I Dream of Genie cartoon in â€˜74. Pulled it from here-http://www.tvparty.com/sat74.html”

Does anyone remember the cartoon that started with a British Colonel spinning a globe then jabbing his finger at it and saying “Here! India!” as he introduced the story in the cartoon?

I think it was a Jay Ward cartoon that was on with Mr. Peabody.
March 19, 2009

zwartzboek

I get lightheaded when scott talks about getting a shot in the nuts
March 19, 2009

chris

I think it is a good thing that mos will not be able to reproduce a child. He freed us form having more leftist lunatics in this country. Thank you mos so we dont have more morons in this country. Thank you.
March 19, 2009

malcolm t

hahaha chris you’re retarded.

also, mos, i bet you’d make a better dad than my dad T_T
March 19, 2009

dave

great smod anyone know the name of the
rap songs that were played underneath the show?
March 19, 2009

bongofcthulhu

haha Nixon knows his shit. i think you are right, sir. i also thought i caught moiser taking a puff too 🙂 -bong
March 20, 2009

flash

The answer to the man and the globe is the World of Commander McBragg, I remember watching it on the Underdog Show. I think it may have been on with Tennessee Tuxedo as well.

Definitely sparking something repeatedly with the lighter hehehe…
March 20, 2009

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March 20, 2009

Matt D

The best smod ever? Perhaps… and my V fucking hurt like hell… very similar to getting kicked in the nuts. i also was awake just enough to see the smoke billow up from the cauterizing… nice… keep up the great work guys!
March 20, 2009

Waiakea

Out of 80 SModcasts, this had to be Top 5. Easily. Hilarious, interesting, informative, and full of surprises. Definitely one of Scott Mosiers best{other than The (c)Rapture}.
March 21, 2009

John L

Why is #80 not showing up in the RSS feed?
March 21, 2009

Smiley

goody goody new smodcast
March 21, 2009

ColinZeal

This isnÂ´t the last podcast is it? I LOVE SModcast but wont listen to this until sometime this week. But I need an answer before that. Someone tell me this isnÂ´t the last SModcast?
March 21, 2009

Dale

Pretty sure that the World of Commander McBragg was actually one of those interludes that played between portions of the Rocky & Bullwinkle show. Often they were set-up by Bullwinkle doing magic and saying “Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat! Nothing up my sleeve! Presto!!!” and pulling a roaring lion or whatnot out instead. Then, Rocky would say “And now, something we hope you really like!!!”

Fractured Fairy Tales and The Adventures of Peabody & Sherman were 2 other selections that would regularly show up.
March 22, 2009

TapWater

Great smodcast this week. Mosier’s attitude is typically measured even as he discusses something that would have most men freaking out. The interplay between the animated Smith and laid-back Mosier is at it’s finest here. Great work guys, keep it up.
March 23, 2009

Kevin M

I’m curious, do you think during production of the flick we will get a SMod with Bruce Willis? Because the alternative would be Mosier and friends, which sounds unlikely.

I was really hoping for one with Rogen, but the SModfast was in full force.
March 23, 2009

chris

well bob barker would be proud, help control the producer population have your mosier spayed or neutered
March 23, 2009

joshshorty23

around this time evryweek all i can do is just check back and wait for a new smod
March 23, 2009

Lost

alright smod board. I need help. I’m super interested in this guy ( we met at a kevin smith fest at the bloor in toronto) and he can’t seem to grow a pair to make a move. He clearly likes me ( 4 different friends had to confirm it for me previous to him making a move) and he still won’t make a move.

What should I do? I don’t think i’ve met a guy like this in a long, long time and I can see myself with him for just as long of a time.

Should I make the first move? Should I wait (pointlessly, he may never grow a pair) If so, how should I go about making the first move? I’ve only ever one in my life and that was holding hands.. in level 2. Is it a kiss now or a look or a hand grab or what?!
March 23, 2009

stephen

Lost: I’d say just make the first move. be brave. if he’s interested, I’m sure it won’t blow up in your face. I’d want the girl to make the move if I were too scared and she was interested in me
March 23, 2009

Lost

stephen: what the fuck is a “first move” in todays society for a 20 something year old? I don’t want to be too forward or way too subtle.
March 23, 2009

Smodfan47

@Lost –

Holding hands is a schoolyard classic, but it might be the push he needs.

Guys hold back for lots of different reasons, but it’s been my experience that insecurity is one of the biggest — if not THE biggest — reasons for it.

Without knowing more, I’d say he just needs to know that his “moves” won’t be rejected, and might come out from the safety of his shell if you let him know it’s safe to do so.
March 23, 2009

Jordan

Lost, just invite him over to watch a few of Smith’s movies at your house, and while watching them, kind of snuggle up with him. If he’s interested, he’ll get the message, and completely seize the opportunity.
March 23, 2009

russ

first move – wait for a pause in the conversation. silence builds sexual tension. hold eye contact for a few seconds longer than normal. move in close but not all the way. see what happens.
March 23, 2009

Jordan

So, I’m guessing no new SMod tonight?
March 23, 2009

RJM

New SMod this week
March 23, 2009

theotherbilly

Lost
Ah, young love…

Physical contact is the best way to get your point across. He will sense through the body language that you exhibit what your intentions are.
Make an excuse to touch him. Say something like, “Oh I love your hair”. Then reach up and run your fingers through it. Or say, “Wow, my hands are cold”, then reach for his hand to show him. If he pulls away tell him your hands aren’t warm enough yet.
If you want to kiss him just wait until there’s a pause between talking then turn to him and say, “You were thinking about kissing me weren’t you”. If he says, “No”. Then say, “Why not, I’d let you”.

Unless he’s gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that) he’ll get the idea. Hell, by that point his boner will probably be gasping for freedom.
I know when I was that age I got rock hard just by getting close enough to smell a chicks perfume.

Yes, all this will seem alien and weird, but that’s the love life of a 20 something y.o, in the end you’ll forget all about it.

Jordan
No SMod tonight, maybe tomorrow.
March 23, 2009

Azrael666

Kevin put this up on the board:”No SMod tonight. Probably tomorrow night instead.”

So check back later today.
March 23, 2009

guest69amirite

Aww, I was looking forward to listening to it on the drive to work since this is the last week I have to drive 45 miles each way. Well… tomorrow i guess.

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