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SModcast 80

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 80: R.I.P. –

In which the future dies.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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140 responses to “SModcast 80”

  1. Alex Avatar
    Alex

    Hmmm…interesting title…

  2. Todd Avatar
    Todd

    Yes! this is the first time i have stayed up to listen to a smod.

  3. xGabex Avatar
    xGabex

    FUCK YES

  4. Alexander Lagman Avatar
    Alexander Lagman

    thanks

  5. Steven Avatar
    Steven

    YEEEEEE!!!! new SMod!!!

  6. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    This is one of those titles that scares the shit out of me. Hope it doesn’t mean the future of the Smod.

  7. Ken Derrick Avatar
    Ken Derrick

    Not sure who writes the little blurbs but they’re always amazing at getting me interested, than providing a laugh when I realize what it refers to. Thanks for the awesome.

  8. Landon Johnson Avatar
    Landon Johnson

    hooray for smod! i hope the foreboding title is not as ominous as it sounds!

  9. S Avatar
    S

    Yay! This will hopefully make up for a shitty weekend.
    Cheers.

  10. gillian Avatar
    gillian

    I concur with mark.. If this means the death of smod.. It may mean the death of Gillian.. or at least my sanity.

  11. brian Bolf Avatar
    brian Bolf

    long live Smodcast

  12. POSTY McPOSTERTON Avatar
    POSTY McPOSTERTON

    Yippie… new SMOD!!!

    ~Dan

  13. SEDwards Avatar
    SEDwards

    SMOD for everyone!

  14. Mara Avatar
    Mara

    Aw. RIP, Mosier’s sperm.

  15. Swan Avatar
    Swan

    Yeah bitch!

  16. Xander Avatar
    Xander

    HA. I knew there was a reason I stayed up.

  17. dan Avatar
    dan

    if smod is over i will off myself

  18. Zen Avatar
    Zen

    Too bad Kevin doesn’t read these comments. Then he would know how much like Christmas morning it is for people to come to quickstop and find a new Smod! Yay!

  19. Xander Avatar
    Xander

    Yay

  20. Zella Avatar
    Zella

    Greatest way to end the week, with a smodcast. I fearing the title/description could mean the death of Future Scott.

  21. Rico Avatar
    Rico

    After a horrible weekend you have officially cheered me up mister smith and mosier, i tip my hat to you sirs

  22. GC Avatar
    GC

    Another one on schedule again. Nice.

  23. Nestor Avatar
    Nestor

    great smod great end song

  24. Katie P Avatar
    Katie P

    Oh, one of those titles thats cares me.

    Smod is my weekly Christmas.

  25. Dave Avatar
    Dave

    New Smod!!! it better not be the last one! R.I.P.???

  26. Mick Avatar
    Mick

    My balls hurt just hearing this smod!

  27. ryan Avatar
    ryan

    Thanks Scott, you sold me. I don’t want kids either. Did you ever know you’re my hero.

  28. Michael Robson Avatar
    Michael Robson

    Cool a new smod, its 6.11 am in the uk going to sit in bed listerning to this before uni and my stupid maths test.

    By the way anyone want to see Michael Jackson I have 4 for the 30th august, if anybody wants to try and get them click on my name and leave a comment on the latest post.

    Happy bidding!

  29. parker808 Avatar
    parker808

    the genies name was babu i think and great smod

  30. advancedOption Avatar
    advancedOption

    ARGH 3.2kb a second… 5hrs! quickstop… get better hosting!!!!

  31. Mr Robin Avatar
    Mr Robin

    Havent listened yet…because I cant wait…just because I know, judging by the titles, there will be no shortage of Mo’s characters…

  32. Father O'Malley Avatar
    Father O’Malley

    372 kb/s. SWEET. Less than 5 mins and now off I go to listen to SMod. Thank you Mssrs. Smith and Mos.

  33. lilwillyp Avatar
    lilwillyp

    I never really have a prob getting the SMods. It may be your connection. I’m at about 3 minutes for each episode at 260 KB/sec. The hosting is fine as far as I’m concerned. Great way to end a night shift! Every monday morn I can find comfort in the fact that I will have something hilarious to lull me to sleep!

  34. Angela Avatar
    Angela

    Mr. Moiser is a mans man. Doing that so his wife doesn’t have to go through the ordeal is commendable.

  35. Dalgo Avatar
    Dalgo

    Great stuff! The “wrap your balls in ham” part had me laughing so hard I spat tea all over my keyboard!

  36. Husker Avatar
    Husker

    I’m gonna be a j.o. Quickstop E. has no problems w/ your download time. Only took me :45 secs. to download, get “rich man’s” internet, a better computer, or stop looking at cyber porn and stop complaining every week about the time it took you.

  37. Nate Avatar
    Nate

    Thank god, they are funny again! That’s it, if I stop being funny I’m getting a vasectomy!

  38. Erebos Avatar
    Erebos

    ohhh
    no bad news thats good

    nice job Mosier

  39. Dmitriy Avatar
    Dmitriy

    There needs to be a Smodcast soundtrack listing. All of these songs are freaking awesome.

  40. Matthew Avatar
    Matthew

    So we’ll have “MOSIER BALL WATCH” in the next episodes, right?

  41. Dave Avatar
    Dave

    My first SModcast. Damn, that’s some rude shit! “you’ve been eating asparagus, get outta here!”

    Scott, feel for ya man, been there. I had my two kids and was like “That’s enough! Time for the snip!” It was like being racked constantly for a week. Kinda sucked!

  42. scott mumford Avatar
    scott mumford

    i just have to say in response to your todays topic. I had a vasectomy after my second son was born and like you i like to be funny. However remember people, that when a doctor has a sharp knife close to your nuts, it maynot be the best time to make him laugh. I was sitting there, on the doctors table, as he was doing his thing, and all i said to him was, “wow doesn’t this give new meaning to the word blue balls”, and the fuck zigged when he should of zagged. I now have a nice long scar on my nut. So kiddies when your getting your vasectomy, keep your fuckin lips closed until he is done.

  43. Jaybee Avatar
    Jaybee

    Here is a story in which the Brown Recluse SPider actually helps someone walk again! THought you might be interested

    http://news.aol.com/health/article/paraplegic-man-spider-bite/383836

  44. Ikaika Avatar
    Ikaika

    F yah new Smod!!!

  45. Lauri Avatar
    Lauri

    I’ve been a fan and a loyal listener from the very first Smodcas and holy christ, when I read the title, I really thought that it was something about Mosier, more specifically that he was GOING TO GET A KID! Now I’m both relieved and horrified. Thank god it was the other way around.

  46. VocalBob Avatar
    VocalBob

    I believe the end of the future is when all 15 yr old boys find out they can have the big “V” then they can go around banging anyone they want without having to worry about child support. There will be no sperm to make future people….lol

  47. Something-Like-37 Avatar
    Something-Like-37

    Now Moiser can leave it in his wife. That’s beautiful, man.

  48. Matthew Bolin Avatar
    Matthew Bolin

    Wait a minute. Isn’t Scott’s wife 45 years old? Was there really that much of a threat that she was going to get pregnant? The ability to naturally conceive at that age is really low, like almost impossible. In fact the cutoff for using one’s own eggs in IVF programs is usually 45 or UNDER, because the eggs aren’t considered “fresh” enough to be viable for conception any longer.

    Alex’s OB-GYN must think she’s unbelievably fertile for her age if she suggested this.

  49. Pale Wenis Avatar
    Pale Wenis

    Woo ha, the title had me scared that Smodcast was done. Thankings as always Kev and Mosier.

  50. iKAN2 Avatar
    iKAN2

    Just so people know; The genie was Babu, from the animated version of “I dream of Jeanie,” and I hope Scott’s balls are feeling better.

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