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SModcast 77

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 77: Nipple Rot –

In which our heroes trudge through the DMZ, examine various creams and elixirs, and rocket into the future.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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89 responses to “SModcast 77”

  1. sam Avatar
    sam

    hot damn!

  2. Panopticon20 Avatar
    Panopticon20

    Fantastic, sir.

    Thanks, Mix Master Ken.

  3. Raymo Avatar
    Raymo

    Wicked Cool!

  4. RSM Avatar
    RSM

    i came on to listen to 76 but this is better.
    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

  5. ray Avatar
    ray

    saw Kevin in Bergen – he is BACK baby!

  6. Dougie Avatar
    Dougie

    i’ve been waiting for this all day thanks guys you make life awesome in the most dull and monotonous moments.

  7. brad Avatar
    brad

    yay!

  8. Ken Derrick Avatar
    Ken Derrick

    Time to forget my problems for a while…

  9. Taylor Avatar
    Taylor

    So far it seems to be shaping up to be a good night, both for myself, and Danny Boyle in particular.

  10. A girl Avatar
    A girl

    I Love this podcast!
    You make college life fun!!

  11. aj Avatar
    aj

    it’s not working for me.

  12. S Avatar
    S

    Thank god for a new Smod!

  13. Zyliss3 Avatar
    Zyliss3

    Sweet! New SMod!

  14. Sheryl Avatar
    Sheryl

    I can’t download it or listen to it. Darn!

  15. Cody Avatar
    Cody

    Sweet, work will much eaiser tomarrow

  16. Landon Johnson Avatar
    Landon Johnson

    Shoot, it’s not working for me right now.

    Kevin, Just wanna give a little shout out and thank you for doing what you do. You provide me and my buddy entertainment from not only your movies, but these spectacular podcasts. Thanks a ton, sir.

    P.S. At the risk of sounding completely fucking stupid and desperate, would you be able to check out my videos? Nothing spectacular there, but I am now aiming on making more short films. Thanks.

    http://www.youtube.com/user/LittleJack99

    Sincerely Yours,
    Landon Johnson.

  17. Dan Avatar
    Dan

    @Landon Johnson if you have ever listened to this before you would know kevion smith does not read theas comments

  18. Alan in Wis Avatar
    Alan in Wis

    Aaaaawwww yeaaahhhh….. now just got get mah bandwif on!

  19. shane Avatar
    shane

    fuck damn it, can’t get the sum-bitch to download.

  20. D-Day Avatar
    D-Day

    Ken is a genius with the sexy soundtrack

  21. CamSlice Avatar
    CamSlice

    This will make my long night of work easier to handle. Thanks guys!

  22. jess Avatar
    jess

    *excellent*

  23. Eric Avatar
    Eric

    Has anybody been able to download this one?

  24. gillian Avatar
    gillian

    great night + smodcast makes gillian a happy girl

  25. Landon Johnson Avatar
    Landon Johnson

    @ Dan

    He specifically mentioned in a recent Smod with Malcom that he reads these to affirm that he should continue doing Smodcast, silly.

  26. stephen Avatar
    stephen

    I really hope they talk about Heath and his Oscar soon, or maybe in this one, and have a discussion about The Dark Knight since they never did.

  27. Matt Avatar
    Matt

    Awesome. Gotta love on time smodcasts:D

  28. Dave E Boy Avatar
    Dave E Boy

    Pink is out; rot is in!!! Take it from Scott – it’s all rot!

  29. Jaden Avatar
    Jaden

    Anyone know what the Vietnam SS-Saigon, NN-Nineteen bit is from?

  30. advancedOption Avatar
    advancedOption

    Anyone getting more than 8.8kb / sec?

    So painful!

  31. Jaden Avatar
    Jaden

    Never mind, I got it.

  32. Ken Avatar
    Ken

    SModcast – slow loading, but oh so satisfying!

  33. Ikaika Avatar
    Ikaika

    F yeah!! New smod!!

  34. shaft Avatar
    shaft

    smittys off to do a movie….red state?

    mos is directing a film? and they only touched on it for a sec boys i love yah but you cant just wet my appitite like that or as kev might say you cant just jerck me for a couple min and and start to suck me then just get up and take off ahaha i want more

    otherwise great smod but im dying to know more from FUTURE MOS!!!

  35. McDub Avatar
    McDub

    This kinda sucks…I have it downloaded, but I have to wait until tomorrow at work to listen so I can ignore customers properly…it’s hard work being a decent clerk

  36. fuckable fanny Avatar
    fuckable fanny

    no problems downloading it here though…but yeah it might be a little slow, but if you’re in such a hurry listen to it and then download it

  37. marcos Avatar
    marcos

    thank you Gretzky for this

  38. wamprat1 Avatar
    wamprat1

    Downloading hasn’t worked for me for the last 12 hours. I need a fix!

  39. Coffey Avatar
    Coffey

    Not complaining or anything, but my download time is about 7 and a half hours but downloading.

  40. linksteel Avatar
    linksteel

    Great Smod.

    Mos taking the reigns on his own movie, solid!
    Kev about to start a new flick, solid!

    Does anyone know if Kev is coming to AUS for a Q&A, I had a blast when he can out for Clerks2

  41. Santiago Slaby Avatar
    Santiago Slaby

    About Bush and public opinion: there´s what I call “dynamic of the bad guy”. Some people just love to hate a negative iconographic character, they need it to define themselves. Mediocre people structure their ideology by what they don´t like. I come from a place called Argentina where that happens a lot. Actually they fucking hate americans so much, and they consume their culture every single day… It´s funny how this love/hate mechanism work.

    Visit my blog guys, there are drawings, illustrations, animations, stuff. I registered visitors from this page, but I´ve never received a single comment. C´mon guys, I´m an interested person.

  42. Jeff Avatar
    Jeff

    Anyone else downloading only 6mb and thats all?

  43. Cucumber Jones Avatar
    Cucumber Jones

    I’m assuming Kev is going to direct Ranger Danger without Mos on board. I wish Scott would produce and when Scott writes and/or directs, Kev would produce. I don’t know that he’d be interested in doing so, but at least it would be great if they’d stay very involved with each other’s projects.

    http://www.newsaskew.com/

    That said, I can’t wait to see what Scott directs, and more importantly, writes.

    And I know Kevin doesn’t read these posts (and Scott doesn’t read any) but I’m one frugal son of a bitch and I can’t pay (even only $2) to post on a message board. But the funniest little bit on this SMod (one of the best) was the part about Scott’s dog rolling in shit. I can relate to this very well.

    My dog used to take dryer sheets out of the laundry and roll in them to make herself smell like that (I’m assuming). But then she ventured into rubbing in cat shit (THE worst kind of shit) and she’s even rolled in some dog shit. The strangest things she’s rolled in include: carcasses of mice and rabbits, an old, moldy Stouffers lasagna she found across the street, worms, and skunk spray.

    I’m no pet psychic but I believe it’s because she wants to smell like these things she’s rubbing in. After all, dogs eat some foul shit, so why not rub in it too? The way Mos described the act of rubbing in the poo was perfect. The dog will kind of press the side of their face on the ground and drag their entire front half across the matter, then tumble in it like a kid in a pile of Autumn leaves. Whenever I see her from afar doing it, the first thing that enters my mind is, “oh no!” More often than not, it’s just some garbage or dirt.

  44. Rachel in DK Avatar
    Rachel in DK

    Hey Guys – am I the only one who can’t DL any of the SModcasts? Please let me know because I have tried for like 3 days now – Thanks=)

  45. pattge98 Avatar
    pattge98

    Sweet smod boys, thanks

  46. Roger Avatar
    Roger

    what’s up guys? here’s a shout to Scott:

    I also have a dog who digs doing that kind of nasty stuff. I used to take him on walks at un-asphalted streets, right? and in my city, we kinda have a country background, it’s not a large place.

    so there was this one time when I were walking with it, and it finds a old like cattle PIECE of corpse. it were all dry and brown, and the dog starts sniffing all over it. i let it do it, just because. all of a sudden the dog starts to roll over the thing, as it it just wanted to smell like the piece of rotten meat. kinda weird.

    there was this other time when a little dog started chasing us, and play with my dog. and this little dog avances over us and starts eating something like really wildly. when I checked, it was a nasty piece of shit, still wet and all.

    the dog seemed to be enjoying quite a lot though.

  47. Allen Avatar
    Allen

    @ Landon Johnson

    Kevin reads the thread on the View Askew message board. Not this one. In fact, he said that up until Malcolm mentioned it, he didn’t even know of this one.

  48. rod Avatar
    rod

    downloading at a snails pace, never had a problem before, I needs my smod!!!!

  49. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    not working…wtf?

  50. Sundance Avatar
    Sundance

    Hey It doesn’t work on itunes.

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