SModcast 75

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SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

SModcast 75: Seeing Stars with Malcolm Ingram –

In which our heroes bicker like an old married couple and speculate about Oscar gold.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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210 responses to “SModcast 75”

February 9, 2009

John

@cyberwasteland

I usually can’t get this to download in firefox, so I always use safari. There’s probably something simple with my settings, but this is one of the few things that gives me trouble with firefox, so I haven’t bothered to figure it out. Try a different browser to dl.
February 9, 2009

Alan in Wis

@kza – Seriously? why?? That is so lame

@jtm – Doh… you gotta cut your pinky off now…
February 9, 2009

mlh

lol good one kza
February 9, 2009

KC

What is wrong with the Smodcast, it only plays 20 seconds of music.
February 9, 2009

steve

this board has actually gotten a lot more entertaining than it used to be, lol. although there seems to be a lot more malcom ass kissing since he talked about checking the board on the last smod. it is deserved though, he’s been hilarious his last few appearances. he used to come off as obnoxious to me, but i guess he just takes time to grow on u.
February 9, 2009

Mike

Hey Malcolm i know this is the wrong smodcast but i just wanted to thank you because i needed to have a story to tell for my oratory for debate class and you gave to me. Thank you for not knowing the PM of canada (this is going to follow you to your grave).
February 9, 2009

elizabeth

Malcolm is seriously perplexing and my second least favorite subsitute co-hosts.
February 9, 2009

JohnnyThief

I didn’t like the Dark Knight either, malcolm,… Rotten Tomatoes is rating it at a 94, as high as ‘No Country For Old Men’,…

Christian Bale, if you have to pause to take a breath to get out a 6 word sentence, then you’re trying too hard to talk like a tough guy.

Gary Oldman, remember, you can act, it’s OK, they pay you for that,…

Jim Gordon really fakes his death, & terrorizes the fuck out of his wife & kids. Sure he does. No one is that good in bed to come back from that one.

The fake Batmen just happen to know where a secret meeting is going to be between the Scarecrow & The Russian? That’s Lotto winner odds. They shoot people with guns & Batman just yells at them & let’s them go?

Joker creates Two Face? Doesn’t that go against the whole ‘random’ thing that Harvey is obsessed with?

The Joker wears make up? So on top of creating all these insane scenarios where he knows everything about everyone & everything in Gotham, these perfectly orchestrated acts of ‘chaos’, he also has to find time to visit the cosmetics counter? Why?!

Does every villain have the exact same MO? Is threatening loved ones the only crime in Gotham?

Can Batman have one damned independent thought without his butler & stunt brain Morgan Freeman there to scratch his ass for him? Batman is supposed to be the pinnacle of human achievement, haunted by demons of his past,… he comes across like a dumb jock going for the state championship who doesn’t know why the head cheerleader doesn’t want to date him,…

Maggie Glynnenethalllllllll? WTF?

Wouldn’t the extradition scene cause an international incident, & potentially be grounds for warfare between China & the US? It seems like a zillion ways for a highly trained super rich ninja to get a guy out, other than staging such a cumbersome near military action from 1973,…

And for that matter, the whole wiretapping scene,… is Warner Brothers (who are interlaced with Exxon Mobil) purposely trying to add story lines that make our current war crimes look justified? Ugh. That was so current event-y I wanted to choke.

I’m sorry, but the movie bothered me. Never once did I get into it, believe any of this was happening, not once did I want to root for anyone,… or give a fuck about how anything came out.

I did like the ferry scene, but I may be biased,… I’ve been trapped enough times on the Staten Island ferry to know that shit like that happens all the time,…! And I loved the idea of the Joker burning all that cash,… other than that, I felt like everything was very flat, & everything felt like it all took place on a movie set.

As far as really telling a story I gave a fuck about, I still don’t think any of these asses can hold a candle to Will Eisner & Frank Miller when they’re just doodling on paper,…
February 9, 2009

Jordan

edonk, suck my edick.
February 9, 2009

Suicide

I am amazed at the amount of bitching on here.

If I were Kevin, I wouldn’t bother reading the stuff on here since it seems that some people feel that since they pay money for a ticket to see and possibly talk to Kevin then that means he should stick around as long as it takes to talk to and shake hands with everyone there. This is supposed to continue even after the show is over no matter if he is sick, has previous engagements, or is just not in the mood after dealing with loads of people all day long.
After all, we all know that he must have done this on purpose to upset as many fans as possible and treat them like garbage.
Some of you whiny fans should get over yourself and realize the world does not revolve around you and your wants.
February 10, 2009

Curious

anyone know if there will be a new SMod tonight?
February 10, 2009

kza

@ suicide

i think kevin said he doesnt read this

im ready for 76 quickstop!
February 10, 2009

coolloser

Kevin
Large and In Charge
Joined: 06 May 2004
Posts: 6225
Location: It’s not the location; it’s the foundation.
New post
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:53 am

Fair warning: no new SMod this weekend. Didn’t get to record one before I left, and didn’t bring the gear, so we’re dark this Sunday.
February 10, 2009

Cisco Pike

Jus listen SMODCAST 75 and thought it was really funny. The bit where Kev brought up the rollercoaster story, oh my god, the fucking rollercoaster story, hillarious!
And i would jus like to say “Malcolm you rock”, and no i do not want to twist your nipples, although i would probably be up for a ‘DOUBLE DUTCH SHREDDER’, peace!
February 10, 2009

JonnyWrigs

Great ‘cast I really enjoyed it.

Malc, you are incredible and entertaining I do not know any gay people in real life(i live in a small town in Ontario Canada. Owen sound) and you have enlightened my otherwise sheltered existence and you seem pretty cool. I think you are a good example of a human being, you’re not perfect but its our flaws that give us our humanity. before listening to these past smodcasts with you i would have wrongly assumed that me and a gay man would have nothing in common… you changed that sir and I applaud you.

Kevin I have been a fan of yours for a long time but never listened to the ‘cast but i recently got an Ipod and have since subscribed(i caught the last 3 or 4). Very funny stuff i watched the videos and proceeded to share them with some of my co-workers at the car dealership where I’m employed… it was disgusting fun.

As for the weed, well i don’t smoke weed or do drugs at all, but i will say my problem with most people that do it becomes the only thing they talk about which annoys me…
Kevin still has plenty to talk about its SUPER entertaining and funny… so stay golden ponyboy

thanks for putting this out there I and many others appreciate it!!
February 10, 2009

Michael

I agree with Malc that Dark Knight didn’t deserve a best film Oscar nod. It was a good movie. The best part about that movie was watching the plans that Batman and Joker came up with. It was truly a superhero vs a super villain, with Harvey Dent as the combo hero/villain (but not super.) The problem with the film lies in the quiet moments between the action. I like that Alfred is a real character, but too much in that movie he was holding the audience’s hand and walking us through what we should be learning.

And yeah, Batman’s voice was stupid. Plus, Batman in the dark is scary, but Batman in brightly lit parking lots, etc. just makes him look goofy.
February 10, 2009

iceland dude:D:D

I realy want to fuck mr. ingram
February 10, 2009

Jake B.

I’ve really got to disagree with Malcom about David Fincher. Fight Club is far from a great movie (meerly a good movie) but Fincher’s technical skill cannot be denied and he made (in my opinion) a masterpiece with Zodiac.
But, ending on a good note, the critique of The Dark Knight was measured and had many good points. Don’t feel bad about the haters, your episodes remain entertaining and hilarious… can’t wait until 2010 and the Weinstein Company’s release of “Malc”
February 10, 2009

Coach Dante

Cisco, Double dutch shredder? What’re you retarded?
February 10, 2009

Jack

@cisco pike
It’s ‘Dutch Rudder’, you fool!
February 10, 2009

Ryan

Mr. Smith I wanted to address two things. First, The Reader isn’t just a bad film it is most likely an evil film in a long line of morally irresponsible halocaust films that Hollywood seems to be pumping out. Here is an eloquent explanation of why this is:

http://www.slate.com/id/2210804/

Also, yes Angelina Jolie may have one magnificent body but she’s a smug offensive person and Malcolm’s idea that she somehow helped Nambia by having her children there is a farce. Don’t take my word for it though:

http://www.spiked-online.com/index.php?/site/article/327/

I don’t know if you care or read this board but as an intelligent person I thought these things might interest you.
February 10, 2009

Ryan

Mr. Smith I wanted to address two things. First, The Reader isn’t just a bad film it is most likely an evil film in a long line of morally irresponsible halocaust films that Hollywood seems to be pumping out. Check out an article by Ron Rosenbaum on Slate.com for a rather eloquent reasoning as to why this is.

Also, yes Angelina Jolie may have one magnificent body but she’s a smug offensive person and Malcolm’s idea that she somehow helped Nambia by having her children there is a farce. Don’t take my word for it though just google “Celebrity Colonialism” and look for an article on spiked-online.com. Should be the second hit.

I don’t know if you care or read this board but as an intelligent person I thought these things might interest you.
February 10, 2009

Willa Gaia

First of all, Mr. Ingrim you rock my 11th grade status high school socks off. Your views on insiginifcant crap are priceless and brighten my day 😀

Second, I’d like to to bow down to Mr. Smith as one of my favorite film makers of all time!! and just to let you know you know my honors english teacher Ms. Fagan (rockin’ lady) has both the clerks movie posters on her wall, which makes trying to decipher T.S. Eliot and E.E. Cummings a shit load easier and more entertaining!! 😀

Thanks for the awesomeness.
February 11, 2009

Counterfeit

Formerly Proud Canuck was talking out of his ass with his message for the last Smod. Malcolm is always one of my favorite guests and doesn’t make me ashamed as a Canadian at all.

Having several gay men in my circle of friends it’s nice to see a gay man being real and not one of those lovely stereotypes we’ve come to know and loathe on TV. I would say my gay friends are more like Malcolm than like Jack from “Will and Grace” in every day conversation.

The only thing that Malcolm has ever said that I would consider shameful is admitting to not being a hockey fan in Smod 14. It comes with the package if you’re Canadian, you like beer, you like poutine, you like hockey.

Keep up the good work guys.
February 11, 2009

Jazon

Malcom’s had a pretty good run at first i was concerned that he might lose his edge, but that crazy Canadian has proven hes got staying power
February 11, 2009

Amanda

I just want to say ..Malcom, girls buy records! and you crack me up even if you have a filty mouth 😛
February 11, 2009

Slaptrackman

This is just bullshit, when Smith and co. isn’t talking about the listeners people badmouth them like crazy, but when you get wind of them actually seeing what you write, you kiss ass? What the fuck…I’m not here to say i’m better than anyone else, but still, it’s just weak…it’s free and it’s great, complain if you want to, but don’t kiss ass
February 11, 2009

Olive Hill

Why no Commentary on the ZACK AND MIRI DVD??????? Any ONE?
February 11, 2009

Lucia

I feel sadness…on the one hand people say it is okay to criticize, yet others plead the case of (Kev included) ‘it’s free don’t complain – if you don’t like don’t listen – stop whining…etc.’

Although Formerly Proud Canuck may not have expressed themselves in the best manner, I do share the sentiment. I can’t celebrate or have tolerance for buffoonery. In my own opinion, drugs are neither taboo nor a source of comedy. Ignorance is not to be embraced. I guess I just don’t get ‘the funny’ anymore.

I know there will be some fanboys and other kids with no grasp on the language who will curse and spell insults incorrectly. Nonetheless…regrettably…I am done with this and have outgrown this brand of entertainment.

Thanks for everything Kevin.
February 12, 2009

Mark

Wait there’s no commentary? I normally don’t listen to them on other dvds but Kevin and crew are always hilarious
February 12, 2009

JoetehShmoe

Malcolm is so boring i dont even listen to the one with him in them, I try lord i try, but about halfway through i cant stand it anymore, I just cant stand the talk about sucking cocks, i mean i wouldnt want to listen to 30 mins of a straight guy talking about gobbling pussy, so why is it so wrong to complain about listening to a homosexual talk about licking cock, please please please kevin, dont include anymore malcolm, if its him + guests fine, but no more faggotsex braggory
February 12, 2009

matt c

The Smodcasts with Malcolm Ingram and Harley have to be the biggest waste of the audience’s time, ever. Usually the greatest treat of my week, The Smodcast now airing with Smith talking to Malcolm over Skype makes me want to stop listening to the Smodcast and shoot myself. Don’t post those, bring Mosier back. Please. Redeem. Yourselves.
February 12, 2009

wraith

Geez. The comments on this page are getting to be about as useful as YouTube comments. If you don’t like the FREE SModcasts that Kev’s doing stop listening. Why would he care about your opinions when he’s a) not making any money off of this, and b) doing it just for fun? Please all you whiners, don’t ruin it for the rest of us.
February 12, 2009

muffinman2081

hey i couldnt find a way to put this on the right smodcast so im putting it on this one. this is a response to something u said in smodcast #74. u talked about mr. hands but i ask u have u seen the doc ‘Zoo” cause it was about him and amazingly well done and there really is no video of it happening. keep up the great work. and malcolm rocks!!!
February 13, 2009

old lady

So Kevin first of all you are a bit of a jerk to Malcolm- I think you must hang onto people’s mistakes and pay them back for a long time after- get over it. Which might be the theme for you GET OVER IT- are you learning anything new?
I know you have it to be a good story teller and movie maker- suck it up and figure out something new!!!!
and I am not looking forward to Mr Hand clips in any of your newer projects, just say no.
February 13, 2009

Counterfeit

I didn’t write the previous statement in the hopes that Kevin would see it, especially since he said in the last smod that he doesn’t read these comments, I just wanted to state my opinion. Personally I haven’t heard a bad Smod yet.
February 13, 2009

Mark Smith

This is like all of The Simpsons fans who constantly complain that current episodes aren’t as funny as ones from five years ago… who said the same thing five years ago, and five years before that.
February 13, 2009

steve

I like smodcast a lot and always will want more! It makes me smile:)
February 13, 2009

matt hakel

you know. for a bunch of fans of kevin smith, a very laid back guy. we sure do have a nasty habit of bitching each other out. Love Smod. SMod 4 Love.
February 13, 2009

Phill B.

Wow, a suprising number of these posts are anti-Kevin… which is weird seeing as he’s in every SMod.

And I can’t believe how many people are still bitching about Malcolm. Kev said next SMod Mos is back, so just chill out and wait for it. I personally like the Malcolm SMods. The Malcolm-Kevin combo is basically how one of my gay friends talk. He lacks the capacity to stop himself from saying things (like Malcolm) and the things he says are down-right nasty sometimes (like Kevin). So these SMods are just great hahaha. Don’t let dumbfucks bitching about you get to your head, Malcolm.

I like all the guests, I just wish Kev were able to rotate who is the guest a little more because I miss hearing Mewes too. But, obviously, everyone else has shit to do too, so whoever is available usually puts out a good SMod with Kev.

Can’t wait until the next SMod
February 13, 2009

Seth

It’s pretty funny there’s so many people telling Kevin to ease up on Malcolm. They’re old friends folks, they’ve lived with each other at times. That’s just they way they talk to each other. They’re being funny. It’s not serious. Jeez, don’t tell me any of you don’t have at least one friend you know so well that you can literally say any horrible thing to them and they know you don’t really mean it.
February 13, 2009

Dheak

I very much enjoy SModcast and appreciate the fact that it’s free. I dig these new episodes just as much as any of the others and I think Malcolm makes a great guest host. Eagerly looking forward to the next one.
February 15, 2009

Peter J.

My favorite post on these boards, are the ones that involved 13 year old kids telling it all about how shit *really* is.

Thanks for dropping some knowledge on us children.
February 16, 2009

asshair

No new smod? my little heart is breaking
February 16, 2009

hittinskinz24

Bummed no new smod this week.. But I have to say Malcom is, BY FAR my favorite guest host. Not that I don’t like the other guys, I just think Kevin and Malcom bounce off each other real well. (literally and figuratively)
February 16, 2009

Mark

I really need a new smod, especially since Kev’s Devils just hammered down the final nail on the coffin of my beloved Sharks’ disastrous road trip.
February 16, 2009

RoBear

fingers crossed for new smod coming soon
February 16, 2009

fake kevin

The good news: the new SMod with the triumphant return of Mosier is 2.5 hours.

The bad news: it’s not gonna be up ’til tomorrow.
February 16, 2009

jeff

where’s Mos? i need my Scotter fix!
February 16, 2009

gillian

I’m so glad I got my fill at smith fest in toronto this week. I finally got to ask him a question that I have been wondering for a very long time. ( In every movie he has done, including jersey girl, there has always been smoking. In Z+M though, the only time you see a cigarette ( Save the girl in the background when Zack comes back from getting the hand job) is in the deleted scenes. ( bubbles second bubble) why?)

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