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SModcast 68

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 68: The Talking Cure, Pt. 1 –

In which our heroes ramble about what went wrong.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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290 responses to “SModcast 68”

  1. wood Avatar
    wood

    whoop!

  2. lohmes Avatar
    lohmes

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Eva Avatar
    Eva

    THANK YOU KEVIN AND KEN!!!!! So excited to listen to this!

  4. RJ Avatar
    RJ

    Yessssssss!

  5. Eva Avatar
    Eva

    THANK YOU KEVIN, SCOTT AND KEN!!!!! So excited to listen to this!

  6. Michael Avatar
    Michael

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAH!

  7. RJ Avatar
    RJ

    Yes! Finally!

  8. Happy Freek Avatar
    Happy Freek

    Thank you. Firsties?

  9. Connor Shap Avatar
    Connor Shap

    SHIT YEAH, Negro! That’s all you had to say!

  10. New Zealand Fan Avatar
    New Zealand Fan

    Woohoo, just in time for christmas, a new Smod. Much love from this side of the world.

  11. SooNerd Avatar
    SooNerd

    Ahh jeeehea. The report of their death(SModcast) have been greatly exaggerated.

  12. D-Tox Avatar
    D-Tox

    Yes Virginia, there is SModcast!

  13. Alex D. Avatar
    Alex D.

    Holy shit i almost came! this is the best day ever,first it snows in portland and no school on monday, then a new smod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    if there was a day i needed new smod, it was today. praise the smod gods

  15. Billy Anderson Yo Avatar
    Billy Anderson Yo

    Haha, I randomly loaded it again after leaving the page idle for like 20 mins and here I find a new smod!

    Rock on guys!

  16. MONICA Avatar
    MONICA

    YESSSSSSSSS!

  17. clthomas1978 Avatar
    clthomas1978

    Awesome thanks for the new Smod!

  18. Matthew Borquez Avatar
    Matthew Borquez

    THANK YOU

  19. Kelly Avatar
    Kelly

    You’re breaking my damn heart, Kev.

  20. Ryan Avatar
    Ryan

    thanks guys, glad to have ya back….now I can sit at my desk and tolerate my cubicle world one more day….

  21. Jim Savage Avatar
    Jim Savage

    AWESOME!!!! Can’t wait to listen!!!

  22. Jordan Avatar
    Jordan

    FUCK.

    thank you dingle fuckers, i’ve been refreshing this page for weeks.

    fucking cute bastards…

  23. theotherbilly Avatar
    theotherbilly

    Kevin, I would gladly pay you and Scott three dollars cash money for SMod.
    No, I’m not suggesting that you should start charging and turn it into actual “work”.
    I’m just saying I’d give you and Scott three dollars.

  24. Skrattybones Avatar
    Skrattybones

    Oh thank god

  25. Kyle Avatar
    Kyle

    This is incredible. You may just have changed the personal views of this atheist.

    Thanks guys!

  26. Wildwez2000 Avatar
    Wildwez2000

    THIS IS SMODCAST!!!!!

  27. D-vad Avatar
    D-vad

    smoooooooooooooooddddddd!!!! :):):):) best. sunday. ever

  28. Nathan Avatar
    Nathan

    *biggest smile ever*

  29. Justin Avatar
    Justin

    I don’t know what went wrong. I’m about to find out..

    But think about this:
    Thousands.. THOUSANDS of people are going to listen to your thoughts. You matter that much to people. Take your high school, and multiply it by like 5 to 10 at least.. and there’s your basic audience.

    For a filmmaker.. you’re used to it.. you’re used to crowds..

    but dude.. in fact, dudes.. you’re fuckin LOVED.

    KEN.. please make sure Kevin understands this from us.
    Its not pity or shit like that.

    He has inspired a small ARMY of people.. and that is fucking amazing. Good on him.. DVD will rock the house.

  30. partypooper Avatar
    partypooper

    SModcast #68 – In which Kevin and Scott lament over the (relative) failure of their movie in a thoroughly depressing and un-funny fashion.

    So you wrote and directed a movie that everyone who saw it loved. Your fans, above all, loved it. You said specifically in the last smodcast that you were keeping your expectations low. And when your movie doesn’t blow up like Apatow’s have, you lay in bed for a month without any warning of a smodfast (I know its free and not a job for you, that’s cool. But could you throw a brother a “we’re on hiatus for November”?) And now that you’re back, you just complain your movie didn’t make enough money.

    Seth Rogen does not equal box office bank. You’re a talented writer/competent director…you’re also my hero. But fuck this depressing shit…take another break and get over the box office.

  31. Sarah V Avatar
    Sarah V

    I literally clapped and squealed like a fangirl when I discovered a new SMod.

    w00t!

  32. poop Avatar
    poop

    There is a Smod!!!

  33. notjo Avatar
    notjo

    you know guys you made an awesome comedy in a faltering economy. Lets face it people are all spending the money they have on thier children, thus high school musical. I couldnt make it opening weekend but was there following wed told everyone i know how even if you dont like kevein smith youll love this movie. I feel you did better the next weekend, all that aside you made 35million worldwide.

  34. Mike Duyn Avatar
    Mike Duyn

    What a great weekend!
    New Smod and I got tickets to the Q & A in toronto in feb..
    Thanks mucho grando
    Mike D

  35. Tom from Pgh Avatar
    Tom from Pgh

    SModfast II has ended!
    thanks, guys!

  36. Tim Avatar
    Tim

    The smodrought has lifted and now all of the smod fans flock to the new smod like starving african children to a twinky.

  37. Jack Avatar
    Jack

    Is this the longest SMod?

  38. Matthew Burrill Avatar
    Matthew Burrill

    top grossing view askew movie ever and its a failure? lulz whatever i paid for it twice, enjoyed it, AND FINALLY AND NEW SMOD GOD BLESS U KEV AND SCOTT

  39. Tony Avatar
    Tony

    Really glad to hear you guys back. Zack and Miri didn’t turn out like you guys were expecting, but I can’t help saying that it was still a great pleasure to everyone who DID turn out to see the thing. I loved it. If only I had a couple million friends to bring with me.

    I really don’t think there’s anything you guys could do to make a SMod I won’t enjoy, unless it was announcing the end of SModcast. Hearing stoned Kev and Scott the Journeyman was so fucking funny!

    Looking forward to more.

  40. Eric Avatar
    Eric

    thank you sirs.

  41. Kevin DeBoyer Avatar
    Kevin DeBoyer

    Zach and Miri was a funny title and a typical generic romantic comedy with a couple gross out moments. You’re not the first people to shoot for the sky and get grounded. Accept it.

  42. Cameron Williams Avatar
    Cameron Williams

    Harvey was right; the title ‘make a Porno’ is what killed the box office and that is on your head Kevin. It was a good movie, but when a Producer as successful as he is tells you to do something, then maybe you should listen to him and not a ‘Yes Man’ like Mosier, who is a good friend but not necessarily a good business associate. Now, suck it up, go on a diet and get your shit together.

  43. j.woof Avatar
    j.woof

    still haven’t gotten to see the movie down under but will enjoy the smodcast

  44. Kelly jo Avatar
    Kelly jo

    Smodfast II has ended now back to fight the war of starting my own podcast.

  45. Al Avatar
    Al

    I just soiled my shorts. Front and back. A sort of lonely-blumpkin if you will.

  46. Albert Avatar
    Albert

    I just soiled my shorts. Front and back. A sort of lonely-blumpkin if you will.

  47. John Avatar
    John

    You guys didn’t see this coming? With the shit from the MPAA and the pseudo-scandal over using the word porno?

    Hate to break it to you guys, but having stick figures in the poster wasn’t going to work for two simple reasons. First, large audiences are fucking stupid, and can’t read. So they won’t know Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks are in the movie unless they can actually see their faces in the movie poster. Second, large audiences are fucking stupid. Even the ones who can read, wouldn’t know who the fuck Seth Rogen is, unless they could see his face in the poster.

    What would you rather have? A sell out piece of shit like High School Musical 4 which makes a ton of money but which is loathed by any carbon based life form with more than 3 brain cells, or something that is really funny and really cool, and that even 10 years from now, people will be buying on DVD and talking about?

    Christ, take a look at the box office returns for Resevoir Dogs sometime. Forget that it was Tarantino and his first movie. I’m talking about : Look at how fucking cool it is. How good it is. How people still buy it and talk about it 15 years later. How little money it made. How it had great big name actors in it. How no studio or cinema wanted to fucking touch it.

    So you can’t buy a gulf-stream jet, or a villa in Tuscany with the profits. But you can fucking sleep at night, knowing you didn’t pollute the minds of your audience.

  48. Brian Avatar
    Brian

    Sweet! Thanks for a new Smod! I’m taking my Silent Bob doll off my Jaws poster frame right now!

  49. shane Avatar
    shane

    wow a new smodcast and its a total fucking yawn fest.

  50. Jau Poon Avatar
    Jau Poon

    THANK YOU SO MUCH GUYS! We missed you!

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