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SModcast 67

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 67: The New Centurions –

In which our heroes confront the civic perils of making a porno, debate the innocence of youth, discuss the responsibilities of parenthood, witness the genesis of a northern superhero team, and try to unravel the mystery of one boy’s vestigal gills.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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517 responses to “SModcast 67”

  1. Danny Avatar
    Danny

    Take your sweet time Kev.

    Don’t let these cockfags bum you out.
    Do it when you and Scott feel it’s time.
    Us hardcore Smodfans can tolerate gaps, at least I can, because of the nature of my job, I tend to listen to 3-5 smods a night. I never get bored of it.

    The idea of smodcast ending is terrifying to me, I’ll admit.
    I know you and Scott won’t do it forever.

    I just don’t want you and Scott to get tired of doing it YET. 🙂

    Smod fucking rules.

    (btw…did anyone ever enter that contest a while back where they had to write bumpers for a best of show? I actually considered doing that. My absolute favorite smodcast moment EVER was from 67…

    Kevin: Ehr Hitler?
    Scott: Ci? Ci!

    I fucking CRIED man, I listened to that shit 100 fucking times in a row.

  2. Justin Avatar
    Justin

    My C**k:
    “immagine their pretty busy the now, but i could do with a substitute. can anyone recomend any other decent comedy podcast? (i already subscrube to ricky gervais, adam and joe)”

    I suggest
    http://www.suckcast.com – crass and over the top.. Like Smod on crack.

    Also a fan of the Simply Syndicated bunch.

  3. Dan Avatar
    Dan

    It sucks, but I just went back and watched all the movies again with the commentary, which are hands down some of the best commentary tracks of any dvds. Plus there are 3 Evenings with, cartoon dvd, and 67 smods… There’s plenty of stuff to listen, watch, etc… I check every Sunday night, and if there’s no 68… I put my playlist on random, and go to sleep.
    Hopefully we’ll get one soon, if not, oh well…

  4. Yort Avatar
    Yort

    cmon fellas where’s the new SMOD i need it or i might have to start paying attention at work again, and fuck that.

  5. Nic Avatar
    Nic

    yes smodcast is free but so are welfare checks and food stamps and Im sure if we just stop giving them out a lot of people would be mad because they count on them so anyone using that as a defense really doesnt hold water Kev doesnt do SMOD just for us he does so he can expand his fan base plain and simple He’s able to advertise 4 free one hour a week he’s a genius when it comes to marketing

  6. Matthew Burrill Avatar
    Matthew Burrill

    KILL NED DOWN THE STREET CAMPAIGN

  7. Arthur Avatar
    Arthur

    The “fans” show their true colors. Guy takes a break to take care of myself and gets pissed on for it. At least Kevin will know who is actually a fan and who’s just being a demanding prick.

  8. howard Avatar
    howard

    http://www.tomgreen.com – 100s of hours of content. Equally fun just listening as well as watching. Celebrity guests, and it gets pretty crazy sometimes!

  9. MajorMajorMajor Avatar
    MajorMajorMajor

    The best reason for a new SModcast is as an antidote to the nightly depression-fest that is the news. The world needs cheering up guys!

  10. thirtyseven Avatar
    thirtyseven

    @Arthur … lunchbizzl702 offered to send Dubya a testicle and is also offering pint sized oral services to our two heroes. All he wants in exchange is a ten minute SMod. If I was HIM i would dip said testicle in a chocolate coating and place it in a small box of chocolate covered cherries. Midgets are always fun. They have those tiny hands that make your dick look HUGE.

  11. PaPiTai Avatar
    PaPiTai

    Let’s go kill Ned down the streeeeet!!!

  12. Chance Smith. Avatar
    Chance Smith.

    howard, good pull on the Tom Green suggestion. Ive been hooked on that website for weeks now, watching the old episodes from The Tom Green Show series over and over again…

  13. Constantine Avatar
    Constantine

    Might I remind everyone that Kev himself hypothesized that it was situations like this (the curtailing of podcasts) that caused the Holocaust.

    And yes, lets kill Ned down the street and take his stuff.

  14. Alan in Wis Avatar
    Alan in Wis

    SMod #53 28:04… when Kevin does the restrained cow “Get off’a me!” God… I laughed so hard…

    GET OFF’A ME!!!!

  15. bob the floating head of death Avatar
    bob the floating head of death

    Can someone answer this question? Why the hell can they only put up new smods on sundays??? Whats wrong with the other days we got? Monday, tuesday, wedesday, thursday, millah. Damn guys just put them up when you got em!!!!!!

  16. SBS Avatar
    SBS

    smodcast is dead. lets move on.

  17. Jake65 Avatar
    Jake65

    You know, they could be busy with all of the work that is going into the dvd like Commentaries and Documentaries.

  18. Vitor Avatar
    Vitor

    Fuck you all… They’ve done 67 SMods for free and now you are all assholes to them because they postponed a posting…
    Fucking ingrates…

  19. Ken Avatar
    Ken

    “Arthur” writes:
    The “fans” show their true colors. Guy takes a break to take care of myself, etc etc….

    MYself??? HMMMMMMMM???
    Care to explain, ARTHUR?…..if that IS your real name…..

  20. listener Avatar
    listener

    but r they done?

  21. PaPiTai Avatar
    PaPiTai

    Yes they’re done.. Now lets go kill Ned down the street!

    I never get tired of saying that… It was hilarious!!

  22. Matthew Burrill Avatar
    Matthew Burrill

    I heard there isn’t going to be any more smods, something about it feeling like a job or something. Guess Ned is finally dead.

  23. Alan in Wis Avatar
    Alan in Wis

    I hope they’re not done, but I could understand if they stop…

    SModcasts must use up a lot of content that could be on an ‘Evening With’ DVD making Kevin some cash.

    I wish they would make it a job and come out with a pay SModcast every week…

  24. Justin Avatar
    Justin

    I hope you’re wrong.

    They should watch J&SBSB – we’re just the internet trolls.. fans and haters alike. Those of us clamoring loudly just really love it. If we’re assholish about it, that doesn’t represent the majority of us.

    SMODCAST is what got me listening to podcasts in the first place. They’ve done a really great thing.. and yeah.. Kev’s fat, and Z&M kinda didn’t do well.. and we’re clamoring, plus its Christmas, and they’re feeling down.. BUT

    Please.. if there’s any way Kev reads this (doubtful.. but hey..) Don’t give it up. make it once a month. Record 2 on a Saturday every 2 months.. thats 6 sessions a year (46 weeks, or 359 days you DON’T have to do one).

    Don’t kill it cuz we, the minority have clamored.. please, do it for us.. not because we deserve it, but because its really a service to us in these difficult times.

    My plea.

  25. Kelly jo Avatar
    Kelly jo

    Vitor you are so right also Kevin and Scott do have to promote the movie in Europe and maybe they need a break they have been working nonstop so give them a fucking break

  26. Dave Avatar
    Dave

    After listening to the last episode of the Snydecast, I think that Finacial troubles with with hosting and such are more the reason for no Smod, not there not being enough time. Maybe some combo of the two.

  27. Deviled Egg Avatar
    Deviled Egg

    After 67 episodes when will people learn that they will post a new Smod when they have the time, yeah it sucks but come on this isn’t the first time we’ve all been threw this and Im sure it wont be the last. But all the talk of how there will be no more smods is silly, and even if it is over I highly doubt Kevin would just blow his fans off without a word to us. I mean he is one of the few “Hollywooders” ( and I use that term loosely) who honestly cares and truly appreciates his fans. So until I see a post titled “Its over folks” I’m not to worried about that happening. So just chill and wait it out, besides not knowing when their will be a new smodcast is half of the fun. If they posted one every week on time what would most of you have to bitch or complain about??

  28. Jesse Avatar
    Jesse

    this is just the break before before Volume 3

  29. Sean Avatar
    Sean

    could we get the margins altered?

    I can’t read all the bitchin’ and whinin’!

  30. michael Avatar
    michael

    ya i guess that one guys right. Kevin wouldnt just stop and blow us off like that. everyone just be patient.

  31. Peter J. Avatar
    Peter J.

    Yah, I *am* the Foreigner dude . . .

  32. PaPiTai Avatar
    PaPiTai

    Scott we need you! Kevin we miss you! Join us! Lets go kill Ned down the street! But release a SMODCAST before we go, for moral support! Support the troops!

  33. jo Avatar
    jo

    so I am wishing and hoping for a new smod. I enjoy my hour of reprieve the world, work, school, and family. mmmmm. I just can’t wait for the new one and hope it is this Sunday. I have been studying for my psych nursing final and my brain is fried. ready for the semester to come to an end. but no smod is killing me. sure i listen to old ones, but not the same. I guess i am just being a whimpy kitty baby whiner, but I don’t care at all. I did however get “Sold Out, three evening” but it’s a x-mas gift so i have to wait til then to watch it. Shit. What is a girl to do?

  34. Russ Avatar
    Russ

    Whiners and complainers should just go home.

  35. Brian Avatar
    Brian

    Here’s the deal: Zack and Miri underwhelmed at the box office. Kevin was looking for Apatow numbers ($100 million+), not the $30 million it brought in. And he got bummed. He’s holed up in his bedcave, knee-deep in pizza boxes and Count Chocula, eating and smoking himself to death. Maybe 2009 will bring him out of his shame spiral, but who knows?

  36. Ken Avatar
    Ken

    It’s Sunday, and you know what that means:
    SModWatch 2008 Continues!!!

  37. Ryno Avatar
    Ryno

    Repeal Sarbanes-Oxley!!!!! It destroys innovation and our small business driven economy. No, just kidding. Let’s hear hear more dick and fart jokes on SModcast.

  38. Shane Avatar
    Shane

    Finally managed to d/l zack and miri yesterday. Fuck its still not out in Australia for another month so of course I am busting to see it. So I am even more excited to see it in the cinema in a month or so!

    Would love commentary track but whatever everyone is no doubt real busy.

  39. vigilantenumber9 Avatar
    vigilantenumber9

    if kev doesnt put out a new smod, or at least leave an update soon, im gonna throw my shoes at him.

  40. doitdoug2001 Avatar
    doitdoug2001

    Dammit- if there’s not a new smod there for Monday morning- well, I’m just gonna wait a little longer. Like all yous motherfuckers.

    I doubt we’ll see another this side of ’09. Hopefully I’ll be proved wrong.

  41. Jay(no not that one) Avatar
    Jay(no not that one)

    I know Kev and Scott probably don’t read this but I wanted to say how fantastic I thought Zack & Miri was. Saw it a few times with different friends and Kev and Scott have yet to disappoint me. Keep up the good work guys. Looking forward to the next SMod. Hope everything is okay.

  42. Matthew Borquez Avatar
    Matthew Borquez

    DUDE ITS BEEN ALONG TIME I WANT A NEW SMODCAST!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. chuck Avatar
    chuck

    All work and no smod make smod a smod smod.

  44. Alex D. Avatar
    Alex D.

    a new smod would be great

  45. random_Latvian Avatar
    random_Latvian

    ok so it should be about 12 somewhere in the states, which means that smod should be up. i dont see a smod.
    fuck! im bored as hell.

  46. Kevin DeBoyer Avatar
    Kevin DeBoyer

    Maybe this will tide you over…

    http://www.fanboyspodcast.com

  47. UncaScroogeMcD Avatar
    UncaScroogeMcD

    A heads-up to everyone who has been patiently awaiting a new SMod – A new SMod is coming… Your patience will be rewarded.

    -Ken

  48. Alex D. Avatar
    Alex D.

    ken IS the greatest in the world!

  49. Jordan Avatar
    Jordan

    YAY KEN THANK YOU. P.S. Loved the last snydecast. Can’t wait for the new smod

  50. D-vad Avatar
    D-vad

    wwwooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhoooooooooooO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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