SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 61: “Bridge Beach!” –
In which our heroes dream of private tutoring, catalogue questionable laws, survive a star cros’t love affair, rally against lawn art, and unwittingly seduce a funny-book merchant.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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August 19th, 2008 at 9:20 am
Zune and Feedburner still aren’t updated. What the hell? I realize I can just DL it from the site, but then it won’t add as a podcast. I’ll have to put it in my normal MP3 collection in my player which will cause all sorts of problems and annoyances.
August 20th, 2008 at 1:21 am
kevin,
first off, great smodcasts. i’m a big fan. you and your friends are tops in the bullshit business. really, you guys are funny as hell. my issue is one i’m sure you’ve already heard about, but it hasn’t been fixed. smodcasts 59 and 60 were unlistenable, and just plain bad. i’m not sure if you just don’t mic anyone else (your voice is the only one to be heard clearly) or if the others just don’t give a damn, but your friends scott, walt, and the other guy on 59 and60 (i’m sorry, i forget his name. which you can’t blame me about because i didn’t hear a word he said) are not audible. i realize you pay for the smodcasts and you’re gonna do them however you damn well please, but i’m begging for you to get the others to SPEAK INTO THE MICROPHONE!!!!! the only time i could hear the other two on 59 and 60 was when they laughed (“the other guy” by the way, had a loud sucking laugh that was awful to listen to). and was especially annoying because i had to have the volume turned way up to hear anything.
please take the time to listen to those two smods and you’ll understand….for example, you will bring up a topic, and walt will say something very quietly, then the other guy will mumble something nowhere near audible and then you will comment on what they said, and the listener will be left absolutly lost.
finally, i’m a dude, who believe it or not, NEVER takes the time to email people i’m a fan of. i’m a big reader and watcher of movies and this is the first time i’ve ever tried to contact someone whom i’m a fan of. my point is, i’m not someone who does this sort of thing haphazardly (strange word) so i hope you take it somewhat seriously, because i really do like the smods. thank you.
nate
August 20th, 2008 at 10:47 am
Dude, Nate, they have an email address. Top of the page. Just email them. Try and use some punctuation, upper case letters. And I found everyone perfectly audible. Maybe I’m just more of a keen listener than most, but hey, IT’S FREE. I say, you ain’t allowed to moan at something that is free.
August 20th, 2008 at 10:55 am
I agree with Johnny. I could hear Walt, Bryan and Kevin on the SModcasts. Also, Kevin is pretty good about telling people to step up to the mic if they are not projecting. If you do not believe it, go back and listen to the SModcasts with Jay. He constantly tells him to speak into the mic. So I am not sure what is going on with your audio Nate, but no problems here.
August 20th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
I have always enjoyed the SModcasts where Kevin goes back to NJ and records with Brian and Walt. In a way, it’s sort of a peek back into the time in his life Kevin drew so much from to set the scene for the original Clerks.
Also, it sort of reminds me of my buds and I sitting around, bullshitting, and telling jokes about old times. It’s a the comfort food of audio entertainment – a warm little nugget of happiness while I’m toiling away alone at work.
August 20th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
No, I do agree with Nate to a certain degree.
Bryan is hard to hear but what do you want anyways? These are pre-records, they said as much in the last one Scott featured in, so there’s nothing that can be done. Next time, Bryan does need to speak closer to the mic, ’cause it seems he’s just quiet.
I can always hear Walt though.
So for those waiting for Scott to come back, Kevin mentioned he pre-recorded some with Walt and Bryan and so they are now being played.
I love Smodcast. This is my first ever post. Excellent work. I’ve enjoyed it from the start. Keep up the good work, guys.
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Luke from Liverpool, England.
August 20th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
I love Smodcast!!
August 21st, 2008 at 3:01 am
its been over a week since the last smodcast come on i’m going through with drawl although i know it’ll be worth it
August 21st, 2008 at 3:16 am
I can understand bitching about the quality of the audio on a Smodcast, but calling it “unlistenable” just cheapens the word. 59 and 60 may have been poorly recorded, but unlistenable? Really? Sorry, but I just fuckin’ hate it when people get all hyperbolic and call something “unlistenable” or “unwatchable” when by any reasonable standard they’re just flawed. That kind of hyperbole makes it that much harder for us to be taken seriously when something truly rancid comes along.
August 21st, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Hey, no Zune Smodcast, or does it take a few to add? I heard 61 was hilarious from a friend, can’t wait to hear. Congrats on Zack and Miri, can’t wait to see it and see what the fucks at Mpaa (or who ever it is that think they know what’s best for me to see) made you cut out on the dvd! Thanks for the laughs,
Slim.
P.S.: I just realized that my best friend and I are like the Hispanic Jay and Silent Bob except we get drunk instead of smoke. Weird man.
August 21st, 2008 at 7:36 pm
For those that wanna know, the name of the song is A.M. 180 by the band Grandaddy.
August 21st, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Wow, thanks to the people who feel my pain. And as for Jay-k I’m sorry your girlfriend broke up with you.
But actually this week looks to be going better than I expected. I’m in a new circle of friends, we all LOVE Kevin Smith. :] I’m hooking up with weekend. Not to fuck but to date. Haha.
August 21st, 2008 at 9:03 pm
need more smod
need more smod
need more smod
August 21st, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Nate, seriously, it’s fucking free. If you don’t like it, don’t listen.
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:47 am
were smods 59 and 60 unlistenable? i’m sure i listened to them, they were just as funny as always as i remember it. i must be going mad
August 22nd, 2008 at 12:20 pm
NO, THIS WEEK *DOES* SUCK.
GOODBYE LEROI MOORE – R.I.P.
August 22nd, 2008 at 6:07 pm
DMB sucks, and they’ll have a replacement for him in a few weeks time.
August 24th, 2008 at 1:01 am
wow love the Bryan and Walt ones, actually come to think of it i love all the smodcasts (yes even the ones with Jen) so thank you Kevin for inventing a for a little pissy 16 year old like me to expand my take on everything askew.
ps: i actually went to ThinkGeek and bought that awesome WiFi shirt it really does pick up signals.
August 24th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
I’m not sure I could even function at work without the brilliant Smodcast! Having Harley Quinn and Jennifer on as guests always makes me laugh!
August 24th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Love the Smod.
August 24th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
I Need My Fix
August 24th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
FUCK THE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLICE sweet smod bro nate get ur head out of ur ass and listen to it
August 25th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Hey Kevin, Scott, and anyone else involved with SModcast,
I discovered SModcast at the very end of my the last spring semester and immediately became addicted. It is fucking hilarious! I just finished SModcast 61 but haven’t listened to 62 yet because I subscribed through iTunes, and it’s not up there yet. Anyway, I was going to tell you about dumblaws.com, but it seems some people already have. However, I would like to point out that in my home state of Virginia for a couple to legally have sex the lights must be off, the couple must be married, the sex must be vaginal, and the position must be missionary. Also, it is illegal to tickle women.
One more thing: Kevin, in reference to the SModder’s (I think that’s how it was spelled) Day episode, I just saw a funny new shirt on Threadless.com called “Grandpa Cassette” that I thought you might find amusing. Here’s the link: http://www.threadless.com/product/1397/Grandpa_Cassette
August 25th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
W.T.F.O.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 4th, 2008 at 6:43 am
Frank,
TANcast sucks. What are you doing telling people about it?
Regards,
Andy from TANcast
December 21st, 2009 at 6:20 pm
best…SModcast…ever