SModcast 57

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 57: Terrorist Pizza –

In which our heroes wake and bake, party hardly, and face off against a righteously indignant Canadian.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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84 responses to “SModcast 57”

  1. Todd Avatar
    Todd

    you have to do a Canadian movie with both of you in it. Canadian “Smodcast” literally causes me to laugh uncontrollably. “it ends now” and “this ain’t hockey” are up with all time epic Smodcast lines. You could do a whole Canadian Smodcast and that would be entirely entertaining. Well done as always and thanks

  2. yer_names_lebowski_lebowski Avatar

    I dont give a raped ass what luis says…smokin grass is not comparable to shooting heroin into your veins…comparing the two is a bit like licking a carp …then claiming you ate some pussy…I dont think Jason is gonna go all drugnuts just because Kevin wants to bake once in awhile or even every day. Im not judging smodcasts from week to week or people from day to day. I enjoy the fuck out of them.

  3. Jarrad Avatar
    Jarrad

    The music is the theme to classic 70’s UK kid’s TV show Play Away, which honestly did star a man named Brian Cant.

  4. Peter J. Avatar
    Peter J.

    Does anybody else feel like this whole iPhone phenomenon, is a plot right out of an episode of Pinky & The Brain?

    BTW: I don’t own a cell-phone (I’m too busy living life to sit around an BS with other ppl on the phone). I do take time out to BS on the internet though. Hey, I’ve gotta get my fix of BS somewhere.

  5. richard m. Avatar
    richard m.

    These last few Smods with the scenes have been extra-brilliant. The contentious Mosier that’s brought out in the scenarios is priceless.

    “Ti-Tee bars and doughnuts!”

  6. David Avatar
    David

    I love all the Canada talk! I just went to Whistler, Canada, and had my first box of TimBits! It was awesome!

  7. w0bzzy Avatar

    YANKEE SPERM UP AND DOWN THE WALLS, EH?

    RED WHITE AND BLUE SPERM!

    Fuckin’ genius.

    Kev, you never talked about how you liked Dark Knight. I know you posted about it on your blog, but you never talked about the advance screening you went to.

    Surely everyone will be interested to hear your thoughts in the new SModcast, since The Dark Knight is coming out this week.

    Can’t wait until midnight Thursday!

  8. James Avatar

    LMAO + I have a thyroid problem 🙁

  9. Kenny Avatar
    Kenny

    Where is SModcast on Feedburner?

  10. noncast Avatar
    noncast

    Spirits? You got money, buy some calvados and sip that shit. Then do a few rips.

    Waaaaa.

  11. jeff smith Avatar
    jeff smith

    The last two smodcasts have been nothing short of spectacular! When pay day roles around Im gonna go get some stuff of thinkgeek.com just to support it.

  12. Bob Avatar
    Bob

    God, the last few SModcasts have been as funny as any of Kevin’s movies. Goddamn hilarious.

    And I can’t believe a few of you are bitching about a minute and a half of a sponsorship message.

  13. Trav Avatar
    Trav

    ThinkGeek.com was under maintenance. The marketing worked though. Also, no “Welcome to Smodcast”? wtf sb?

  14. James Avatar

    hey guys another great smodcast feel free to check out my stuff

  15. Andreas Avatar
    Andreas

    Funniest add intro ever

    “I met a motherfucker yesterday who was just like: you should be charging for smodcast. I said: ‘FUCK YOU!’ and he said: ‘well im not gonna listen anymore’ and i said: ‘well.. perhaps i was harsh.’”

    That made i laugh for like 5 minutes straight 😀

  16. Keith Avatar
    Keith

    Just spent over 50 at thinkgeek.com

    Few things for my young nephew and some Smart Mass putty for myself.

  17. 319 Avatar
    319

    Whats the number of the SModcast episode where Kev talks about he and his wife gettin baked?

  18. Ned Avatar
    Ned

    You guys should do a stoned SModcast.

  19. Bryce Avatar
    Bryce

    Awesome ep, love the Canadian Mos

    Also love how Kevin always says “Somebody gave me a bag of weed” I have smoked weed for quite awhile now and for a bag to last a couple days of multiple use would have to be a decent bag and not many people I know at least just give that much away. But I’m pretty sure I understand the reasoning behind saying this.

    @Ned
    That would be amazing, think of the shit they come up with completely sober imagine if they were about 5 joints in and turned on the mic. Epic-ness would ensue.

    I think Scott said that when he smokes he gets tired and such which is normal for light weights, if you were to bake them(google weed recipes) into cookies or brownies eat them 40 minutes prior to starting. When baked it gives more of a body high so to speak and leave you not as out of it as smoking it.

  20. brown_milk_bags Avatar

    Whens Jeff Anderson gonna make an appearance? … or has he already…?

    KS–> You gotta keep making movies that rock.
    SM–> You gotta keep making movies that rock.

  21. Jeff Avatar
    Jeff

    Or you could not disappoint your sensible audience by being a stoner while presenting your material. That works too.

  22. Ben Avatar
    Ben

    Not my favorite but still funny as hell.

  23. Thomas Avatar
    Thomas

    Anyone else having trouble DLing 57? I tried and it stopped at 12 min, now i cant DL it at all.

  24. SJ Avatar
    SJ

    Scott has been on fire the last few weeks. Go Mos!

  25. Mark (UK) Avatar
    Mark (UK)

    Hi there,

    As I had my appendix out last week I downloaded ’57 from here rather than wait for i-tunes. Something to pass the time and cheer me up post Op.

    You managed to make me laugh so much my stitches (I think that might be sutures in US-speak) actually wept…. ouch!

    Still worth it – thanks for improving the week!

    Mark

  26. Claus kanstrup Avatar
    Claus kanstrup

    HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA that was some funny stuff

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  28. Carl Avatar
    Carl

    Best SModcast Gordo!

  29. Jay Pomerville Avatar
    Jay Pomerville

    Awesome smodcast Kevin. Can’t wait to peep Zack and Miri.

  30. Jay Pomerville Avatar
    Jay Pomerville

    And HUZZAH FOR THE JODOROWSKY COMMENT (im probably the only one who GOT that)

  31. joebo Avatar
    joebo

    i loved those vancouver based names… brings you guys a little closer to my heart *tear*

  32. SomeDouche Avatar

    That aint hockey!

    THIS IS CANANA!

    lol i want a scott/kev moment in the next movie like this, maybe discussing harry scotter and dumblewhore

  33. Louis Avatar

    Great smodcast, I wish Kevin was my age in my highschool now, im there now and everyone is the party drinker type except me, I like to do what Kevin said he did, see movies on fridays, sleepovers whatever.

  34. Max Avatar
    Max

    Man,
    Baked social-active Kevin versus awkward Bill is just puuuure Gold!

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