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SModcast 56

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 56: And Now a Word from Our Sponsor –

In which our heroes try to manufacture road rage, enter handy negotiations, draw the line at what they’d do for a Make-a-Wish kid, and catch up with an old bathroom buddy.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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86 responses to “SModcast 56”

  1. jamos Avatar
    jamos

    “Whoa, no need to get hoSStil’” 😛 [earlier Disney smod]

  2. Kat Avatar
    Kat

    Anybody else think that Scott’s dying 12-year-old sounds like Dr. Evil?

    Smodcast: an acting school run by psychotic 14-year-old boys, funny psychotic 14-year-old boys.

  3. Pablo Avatar
    Pablo

    Long time listener, first time posting. I have to say I can’t listen to this smodcast while walking down the street, I was fucking laughing so much people looked at me as if I was crazy.

  4. Bryan Avatar
    Bryan

    Kevin, you only find the “patriarchal” rules of societies confusing because your feminist wife taught you it was an arbitrary decision made a few hundred years ago. Your wife is attracted to patriarchy, and male control, whether she chooses to acknowledge it or not.

  5. Rick E. Avatar
    Rick E.

    Does it make me gay that I got hard listening to the make a wish kid jerk off???
    watta smod!!!!!

  6. Matt Gaydos Avatar
    Matt Gaydos

    is it just me or did they seem high during this smod… at least Kevin

  7. Another Chan Avatar
    Another Chan

    this has been the best smodcast ever! i cant believe i waited so long to listen to it!

  8. Andrew Hime Avatar
    Andrew Hime

    The guy in the car accident’s request after the cigarette made me laugh until I cried.

  9. foster Avatar
    foster

    best yet

  10. Peter J. Avatar
    Peter J.

    This smod just made me realize that Smodcast hasn’t been very funny since the beginning of the year. Finally, we get another funny one though. Well done. It wasn’t “your best ever” or anything, which I’m sure you know. I like it though. THANK YOU.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXwOYtAWSN4&feature=related

  11. Tim Avatar
    Tim

    I was listening to this one while walking to and shopping at the store…laughing like an idiot the whole time…HILARIOUS!!!

  12. Tony from AntiSocial Commentary Avatar
    Tony from AntiSocial Commentary

    “That’s how the devil works … in weird, fucked up ways.”

    Indeed, sir. Indeed.

  13. Angel Avatar
    Angel

    Can’t wait to listen to this one. I swear, Smodcast is like tasty, tasty crack.

  14. Vic Avatar
    Vic

    Awesome, one of the best smods yet…check out this website guys i think it would be fun to talk about in the next smod…

    Crazy stories from the ER
    http://dailystrength.org/blog/182-8-crazy-stories

  15. chris Avatar
    chris

    this is my favorite episode so far

  16. April B. Avatar
    April B.

    This is in my top five.
    My favorite will always be “Harry Scotter and the Order of the Penis”, only because I’m such a, as Kevin simply put it, ‘Potter Fag’.
    My other favorite being the the lastest Walt one.
    :]

  17. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    Yep, this episode was one of the best. I was ‘lol-ing’ the whole time!

  18. Justin Avatar
    Justin

    Kev I’m surprised who haven’t said anything in SModcast about the late, great, George Carlin. I figured you would mention something about working with this amazing man.

  19. Ben Avatar
    Ben

    It helps me get through my day at work thanks Kevin and Scott

  20. Luke Avatar
    Luke

    All SModcasts are worth listening to, but this one was especially hilarious. More entertaining than many things I’ve paid for

  21. Kedzz Avatar
    Kedzz

    Sunday July 13th, this episode still isnt up on iTunes!!
    I know there’s a one week stagger between Quick Stop Ent and iTunes but they’re usually up on iTunes the following Saturday (used to be Friday!)
    What the hell is goin on ?

  22. Justin Avatar
    Justin

    Love the Smod-waiting very impaitently for new one.

  23. scoot Avatar
    scoot

    my new fav smod 🙂

  24. jeff smith Avatar
    jeff smith

    I need 57 or I’ll explode! That happens to me sometimes.

  25. NathanM Avatar
    NathanM

    I have not laughed this hard in quite a while. The little skits were just hilarious. Thanks guys.

  26. Aceles Avatar
    Aceles

    Hands down, this was the funniest Smodcast in recent memory. You guys have officially gotten back on the horse. The part where Scott spontaneously became the hellspawn and screamed and laughed so hard I cried. Nice job!

  27. JT Avatar
    JT

    Kevin …. you are sooo gay … At the drop of the hat … you go for the gay joke…. lol … it’s just weird… I know you are not but … jezz or in your case jizzz….

  28. Mal Avatar
    Mal

    i’d become a believer if we could get 50 foot scott mosiers

  29. Art Avatar
    Art

    That was the most wonderful Smod ever. I blew coffee all over my keyboard during the Make-A-Wish segment.
    Wouldn’t this be an awesome sequence for a movie?

  30. Stankerdoodle Avatar
    Stankerdoodle

    I love it when Mos has finally had it. This is the best SModcast in ages (and they’re uniformly great). KS is so (awesomely) retarded. I love it when he gets all fuckin focused on something so completely preposterous and simply WILL NOT let it go. Amazing. Wow.

    I could tell that Kev was trying to build up an exhaustive case constructed out of all these piled-on, outrageous circumstances to try and break Scott down so that he’d finally say “OK, OK, I’ll watch just to shut this guy up” just so Kevin could go “dude, you’re totally gay!”

    WTF – “Daddy’s gonna kill you a hobo and I’m gonna bring back the heart”.

    Thank you

  31. Katie P Avatar
    Katie P

    Best Smodcast yet. I laughed outloud the entire cast. Thanks.

  32. Sean Avatar
    Sean

    I do notice that in Kevin’s hypothetical world, the slightest variation from the norm plunges a person into a world of rampant gayness. It’s insane…lol…

    Walt clones himself, the clone will want a handjob…car accident or dying in a hospital…they want a gay handjob.

    This is a bizarre recurring theme, reaching its most hilarious zenith in this episode.

    Thanks, guys…and thanks, ThinkGeek.com!!

    I, too, would love to hear what Kev would’ve done if he’d been offered a story in “Four Rooms”!

  33. Greg Avatar
    Greg

    Hooray for Think Geek sponsorship. I’ve been a customer of theirs for years.
    It’s awesome to hear that they’re the new sponsor of my favorite Audio Podcast: Smodcast.

    Now I’ll just have to make sure to click on your links here before I go there to buy things.

  34. Kim M. Avatar
    Kim M.

    My brain couldn’t get past people driving by hollering “YOU’RE UNFUCKABLLLLLLE!!!
    to Scott because he car was dented. LMAO!!!!!!

  35. currently proud k'nuck Avatar
    currently proud k’nuck

    hmmm. makes me wonder how kev can hate on dnd when he so obviously loves to role play?
    maybe if the campaign / world wasnt actualy fantasy shit, but a modern setting. it’s done all the time.

  36. Renee Avatar
    Renee

    Oh man… my gut seriously aches from laughing so hard!

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