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SModcast 56

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 56: And Now a Word from Our Sponsor –

In which our heroes try to manufacture road rage, enter handy negotiations, draw the line at what they’d do for a Make-a-Wish kid, and catch up with an old bathroom buddy.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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86 responses to “SModcast 56”

  1. friedgold Avatar
    friedgold

    Hurray for Smod

  2. Jeff Avatar
    Jeff

    Hi Kev

  3. declan Avatar
    declan

    hurahhh!!!

  4. OrdyJohn Avatar
    OrdyJohn

    I have been waiting all week thanks!!

  5. Dheak Avatar
    Dheak

    Excellent, Thanks again Kevin.

  6. al Avatar
    al

    awesome! my night is made, thanks guys!

  7. duncan Avatar
    duncan

    wooohooo thanks yous guys I’ve listened to smodcast 55 4 times now was getting to the point I was saying what you were about to!

  8. Spick-a-pedia Avatar
    Spick-a-pedia

    Fuckin’ Beautiful

  9. Jeff Foulsham Avatar
    Jeff Foulsham

    YAY new smod!!

  10. Beenie McChimp Avatar
    Beenie McChimp

    “Welcome to Smodcast”

    those words have become the sweetest words of the week.

  11. baby doll Avatar
    baby doll

    I love smodcast =] Thanks so much for being a wonderful distraction from my mundane life.

  12. gillian Avatar
    gillian

    no other way to end a great week than with an amazing smodcast! or start it for that matter of fact..

  13. duncan Avatar
    duncan

    Sorry to double post but I’d like to thank thinkgeek.com for sponsoring SModcast. Brilliant site, great products, I’m sure they’ll appreciate their intro being in the same episode as watching a kid dying jerk off. Scott if I get cancer you’ll get a call.

  14. Erric Gump Avatar
    Erric Gump

    Lovin’ the Smod!!!

  15. von Avatar
    von

    now I will have sweet dreams!!

  16. UncaScroogeMcD Avatar
    UncaScroogeMcD

    BTW, for anyone who wants to support SMod by heading over to our new sponsor, ThinkGeek.com, they’ve provided us with a special discount code just for SModcast listeners – “silentbob”.

    If you have the means, head over and pick up something spiffy…

  17. Tyler Avatar
    Tyler

    Haha, rescue me during the threat of Ken’s firing? Clever Plume.

  18. Marvin Avatar
    Marvin

    my god, this is the best smodcast ever.

  19. Berto B Avatar
    Berto B

    I havent laughed so hard since Walt was last on. “She wants to give the fatal blow” Funny Funny shit

  20. Marvin Avatar
    Marvin

    god, that was the best smodcast yet. I woke up people downstairs from laughing so hard.

  21. Bryce Avatar
    Bryce

    Haha hilarious fucking episode.
    “From the make a wish foundation?..click”
    Scott was fuckin on it this one.
    Oh and I caught the who said “door 3 has open” haha had me laughin at Kev’s smart house.

  22. dave Avatar
    dave

    Great Smodcast.
    Wow, you guys would NOT let that scene end.
    It paid off nicely though, hilarious.

  23. mlcsmith Avatar
    mlcsmith

    “look at it…” squelch, squelch, squelch “Scott”.

    I was crying, what a great ep.

    Good to hear about the sponsorship as well. I appreciate that it is free and am happy that its future is assured.

  24. berserker Avatar
    berserker

    “you wanna help me, give me a hand job before i die”. LMAO, this smod is a classic.

  25. J. Avatar
    J.

    Hey, Kev and Scott,

    You’ve said u sometimes read this and I wanted to ask:

    What are your thoughts on the following films: Boogie Nights, Heathers and Four Rooms.

    Also, Kev, if u were to have made a segment in four rooms, what would it have been?

    Viva la SMod.

  26. VE Avatar
    VE

    I’d give a handjob to a guy who’d let me get out of totally smashing the rear end of his car.

  27. Toni Avatar
    Toni

    About drinking piss:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_therapy

  28. Guy Avatar
    Guy

    Sounds like it could be the best episode.

  29. Dan Gallagher Avatar
    Dan Gallagher

    This is one of the better Smodcasts in some time. Smodcast is always well worth a listen, but this is one that deserves repeat listenings.

    “I want you to kill a hobo for me”
    “I want you to stab a homeless man in the heart”
    “Daddy’s gonna kill you a hobo, and he’s gonna bring you back the heart”

    Fucking fantastic, smodcast is consistently the highlight of my entertainment week.

  30. Anna Avatar
    Anna

    Thank you Kevin and Scott. I am 36 years old and still cry with laughter at words like jizz, you make me feel normal.

  31. Michael Avatar
    Michael

    – Let me punch you in the face, I´ll feel better!
    – No
    – Chest?
    – No
    – Arm, really hard?

    Hahahahah 😀

    Thanks for the SMod´s guys – they make working in rainy Sweden a lot funnier 🙂

  32. DC Shane Avatar
    DC Shane

    Check out a product from the new sponsor that incorporates at least two reoccurring SModcast themes – Monkeys and Balls.

    Here’s an excerpt from the Singing Monkey Balls product description (no joke!) – “Deliciously fun handheld magnetic Monkey Balls that will amaze, perplex and attract…”.

    The fun continues escalates with the ways in which the Balls can be fondled – “…Start off by clasping the Monkey Balls between your thumb and two fingers. Squeezing gently will spin the Monkey Balls briefly in the air, producing a mysterious whistle. Try spinning them from one hand into the other. The higher into the air you spin them, the longer they whistle. (Please be sure no real Monkeys are in the vicinity when trying this trick, they may become disturbed.”

  33. BBB Avatar
    BBB

    I cant believe the time spent on the kid jerkin off.
    If they were to charge for this, people would have to be crazy to pay even 1 cent.
    C’mon you guys, actually its just Kevin beating (no pun) this thing into the ground.
    You are the most sex obessed dude I know.

  34. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    Funny Sh*t.

  35. Dano Avatar
    Dano

    I think this is my favourite Scott Mosier Episode, he was in top form in this one.

  36. Louisa Avatar
    Louisa

    Kevin & Scott.. Damn u guys make me laugh.

    I get really bored at work doing crap admin, so I put your latest smodcast on to help me through it… I ended up laughing out loud to the majority of it… ppl kept commenting on what i was finding so funny… obviously I couldn’t explain about hobo killing and Giz loving make a wish foundation… 😉

    Anyhoo just wanted to say thanks for brighening up my wet rainy UK afternoon.

    Louisa 😀

  37. Man of Reason Avatar
    Man of Reason

    If Kevin gets any calls from “Make a Wish” in the next couple of weeks he better not answer the phone. Just to be on the safe side.

  38. Dustin Avatar
    Dustin

    “Look at it scott, look at it.” LMFAO

    God, I was crying.

    Good job sirs,

    Dustin

  39. Angelic Layer Avatar
    Angelic Layer

    Hand down, funniest SModcast thus far! I mean I’ve laughed pretty fucking hard at every other cast, but this one, holy shit guys! I think I almost died because I was laughing so hard

  40. NorfAm Avatar
    NorfAm

    SMODcast is what makes monday worth returning to

    thanks Kev and Mos

  41. Dan W Avatar
    Dan W

    Sponsors? More like $modcast if you ask me.

    Nah, just kidding. This is the funniest episode I’ve heard in a long time.

  42. sticey Avatar
    sticey

    best smod ever. keep it up, also if im dying the one person i would like to see is kevin.

  43. madonnaneedsacumbath Avatar
    madonnaneedsacumbath

    Thanks Kev! Thanks Scott!

  44. April B. Avatar
    April B.

    I liked it. Pissvampires. Genius.

  45. Bobaah Avatar
    Bobaah

    Scott’s 12yo hellspawn voice is just fuckin hilarious.
    Just fuckin awesome. Yay for smod!

  46. PoonDockTaint Avatar
    PoonDockTaint

    This smodcast reminded me of the 1980 flick “Charlie Bravo” where a soldier-boy in Vietnam asks for a blowjob on his deathbed in the jungle. Totally just like the Mosier/Car Crash what-if scenario. Check it out & see what happens…

  47. victor Avatar
    victor

    Hey, thanks for choosing a sponsor that wasn’t a corporate whore sell-out that I could totally get behind.

  48. qwe Avatar
    qwe

    amazing cast. I laughed out loud so many times.

  49. Tendrillar Avatar
    Tendrillar

    that fake 101 argument was fuckin’ hilarious, sooo good. haha.

  50. Travis Avatar
    Travis

    Hey Kev and Scott.
    I must say, this might be my new favorite episode; it was simply hysterical. I haven’t laughed as hard and often as I did in quite a long time.

    I did have a question though for your consideration. Since it’s already well known that you own a comic book store, what memories do you have of comic books stores while growing up. I think you’ve touched base on comics as a kid before, but it’d be nice if you spoke more of it. What turned you on to comics? Was there a friendly guy (or guys) over the counter (similar to Walt) who would discuss comics with you? Did you go by yourself? If no, who collected with you?

    It’d be awesome if you read this and take it into consideration for a future smod. Until that day comes, thank you for producing quality entertainment every week which acts as the perfect escape from the woes of a busy college life.

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