SModcast 52

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SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

SModcast 52: The (c)Rapture –

In which our heroes celebrate a milestone, lament the loss of the ultimate weapon, pit the Christ against the AntiChrist, and plot the most amazing movie ever made.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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70 responses to “SModcast 52”

June 7, 2008

Eddie

Happy Anniversary SmodCast! To say the show has been full of insight, meanderings, and wonder would be an understatement! Keep it up!
June 7, 2008

Cast Iron watchdog

Kevin, on clip show/best of, a what would be the point to scripting you banter with Scott? I read your book, you would just rewrite anyway.
June 7, 2008

madonnaneedsacumbath

Good cast. Needs a little less Jesus talk fellas.
June 8, 2008

pithycommentsnotincluded

I really enjoyed the “Jesus Christ!” movie discussion. It’s one of the funnier discussions that made me laugh out loud since subscribing. Don’t forget, Scott: million to one chances tend to work out nine times out of ten, so you you have a really good chance of taking out Giant Pugilist Laser-Eye Shooting Jesus or at least cause Jesus to retreat- like Ultra Man- to recharge. in his retreat Jesus would learn better pugilist skills from a Master Pugilist, hence giving the movie a Giant Pugilist Laser-Eye Shooting Jesus training montage.
June 8, 2008

Harry Scotter

Mosier vs. The saviour

FIGHT!

Mortal kombat fatality ending ftw. Mosier could morph into Kevin and crush Jesus.

I’d watch that a bunch of times. GET IT DONE. I’ll throw in a few bucks.
June 8, 2008

Nerd With WOrds

If you’re looking for a ‘best of’ episode, just replay this one. Seriously. Old Timey Giant Boxing Mosier vs. Laser Eye Jesus? How could you possibly do better than that?
June 8, 2008

scott

i’ll agree, this could be the best smod there is (all it needs is the dog fucking story from smod 8 i believe, this could be done with some editing), do a smodpast animation (which will end up being about 2 hours :D) and it will be better then goodfellas and raiders of the lost ark combined!!!!!!

i think theres a fair few who agree with me
June 8, 2008

Vamptonius

From looking at the Clerks2 DVD (Why didn’t I hear about it in cinemas in New Zealand?) Mr. Mosier should be playing Jesus himself. Go LazerVision! cd.
June 8, 2008

Sam

The Mosier v Jesus battle was, hands down, the best segment of since episode one. I couldn’t help but laugh while working out at the gym. Those looks will last with me forever…
June 9, 2008

Itzik

Sort of on topic, my friends an I were kicking around the idea of Bible: The Movie. We would have casted Marlon Brando as God if he were alive, but you could easily put in the line from Superman where Jor-El talks about sending his only son to Earth.
June 9, 2008

Mike

I’d agree. I’d pay to see Holy Christ. I mean, I paid for Transformers, didn’t I?
June 9, 2008

Blake

Hands down the worst SModcast ever was the one where they talked about Harry Potter the entire time. No idea which one it was, but it was extremely boring. I guess since we got the double last week there won’t be one today?
June 9, 2008

yanck

make movie now
June 15, 2008

The Village Idiot

I don’t think I would go see a movie about Jesus v Scott. I’ve read the book! Can’t believe you missed the story from this lovely penal colony (Australia) about this guy in the Northern Territory who was fined by the police for making his kid ride the floor of his ute. His excuse was that had to use the spare seat to belt in his slab of beer. Keep up the good work.
June 17, 2008

Erico

Hey Kev, the US was friends with the Taliban back when they fought the russkies.
June 19, 2008

Stmatthew

‘Bout an hour and 9 minutes in Scott says….”he’s miming masturbation the whole time”….what a visual for “Holy Christ!”
August 21, 2008

Ryan Collings

This may sound stupid, but Kev… Make that fucking movie!!! I know its a stretch as it probably isnt your style, but fuck it man… itll break box office records if done well… u could even make it dogma II lol…

That shit about Jesus just grabbing and hurling people (i imagine screaming) to heaven really captured my imagination. I reckon he should like grab them and (in one hand coz its more dramatic) then stare into their eyes and Jesus eyes glow (just short of actually laser beaming them) and he sees into their souls and judges them good or bad and as we discussed he launches them to heaven (would be funny to have the odd guy hit a plane or some shit and fall back down lol) But the twist is, if theyre judged as sinners and dont make the cut, he just kind of body slams them like a pancake onto the ground whereupon the demon hordes of Satan bust out from around them with flames etc. and drag them screaming to their eternal damnation…

whew… yeah i know you guys were just talking shit but i couldnt stop thinking MAKE THAT SHIT!!!

Anyways, smodcast is mad, its like the only podcast (out of MANY) ive actually bothered to stick to. Now im finally almost back up to date after having no internet for a while few months. But then i will only have one per week max Aaargh…

Keep it going 🙂

– Ry
October 30, 2008

Angel

I am so sad that this movie will never come to pass, I want to see it so bad X3
October 31, 2008

Alex

The “Lion” Jesus vs. Devil/humans plot… kinda been done. Theres an old Anime called Devilman Lady by Go Nagai. (Spoilers) in the end there’s a second comming of God/jesus in the form of an angelic female and the main character goes to hell and becomes one with Satan and returns to earth as the Devil and kills God. It’s a really twisted show especially the ending. Love everything you do. You are the best.
April 9, 2009

John R

So, basically, Scott has to fight Gokou from Dragonball Z.