SModcast 52

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 52: The (c)Rapture –

In which our heroes celebrate a milestone, lament the loss of the ultimate weapon, pit the Christ against the AntiChrist, and plot the most amazing movie ever made.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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70 responses to “SModcast 52”

  1. Duncan Fitzgerald Avatar
    Duncan Fitzgerald

    Hey been waiting all night, I’m on holiday in Amsterdam! This made my day guys.

  2. Benguin Avatar
    Benguin

    Woohoo. Was about to go to bed but decided to check this place out one last time. Thanks as always guys!

  3. gillian Avatar
    gillian

    YAYYYYY, doubble smodcast le and I can feel my greed giving me a head-rush.

  4. average scotland Avatar
    average scotland

    Lads, well done.

    You’ve made my over-a-year.

  5. chewie Avatar
    chewie

    My dog will be walked for twice as long today!

  6. Weldon Avatar
    Weldon

    I’ve been checking the site hourly for this. Revision gwin on you see, need something to procrastinate with! So thanks Kevin and Scott, smodcast IS life!

  7. Steve Beck Avatar

    Happy Birthday Smodcast.

    I checked out the Smodpast animation on youtube – very clever!

    Here’s to another 52 episodes!

  8. Tyler Avatar
    Tyler

    Don’t give Scott shit for not knowing all the smodfacts, and then say Bryan did three.

    Congrats on the 52nd!

  9. Dan Avatar

    Is there a WIKI for all of those SModfacts?

    ~Dan
    http://jazzsick.wordpress.com/

  10. Zac Avatar

    Dan, I haven’t listened yet, but the number of times each guest host has been on is at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_SModcast_episodes .

  11. Nic Avatar
    Nic

    FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW ABOUT WHAT I WAS SAYING last week THEIR IS A WEB SITE CALLED AINTITCOOLNEWS.COM AND IT GIVES ALL THE INSIDE INFORMATION ABOUT EVERY MOVIE COMIC DVD AND TV SHOW AND PEOPLE POST JUST LIKE WE DO HERE BUT ALL THEY DO IS RIP ON EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO SEE HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT KEVIN SMITH GO THEIR AND CLICK ON THE CAPTION ABOUT Z&M TEASER THEY RIP THE HELL OUT OF HIM AND THE PEOPLE HERE THAT DO THE FIRST SECOND THING (which no one did this week but some weeks) THAT COMES FROM THAT SITE THEY DO THAT FOR EVERY NEW HEADINE AND I HATE THAT SITE OR ANY THAT DEGRADE KEVIN AN SCOTT BUT APPARENTLY PDOG LOVES THE SITES THAT PICK ON KEVIN SO PDOG GO BLOW YOURSELF!

  12. Alex Avatar
    Alex

    I just knew it would be a double-lengther! Going to listen to it now

  13. Matt Avatar
    Matt

    Aintitcool is a wicked site dude, unfortunately, the dickheads who post on there are exactly that… dickheads. The article didn’t slag Kev at all, its just the idiots who post on the talkback that try and ruin it for everyone because of some misguided idea that if you hate everything it must mean that you have a superior intellect, which we all know is bollocks but there you have it. You should chill man, there’s more than enough people in the world that love Kev and Scott to ensure that their output doesn’t dry up because of ‘what people think’.

  14. Blame Jim Avatar

    I love the SModcasts! But I have to ask… Has the SModcasts killed the “Evening With” Q & A events?

  15. Penny W. Avatar
    Penny W.

    i feel like an asshole for saying this, but Bryan’s been on 4 smods Kev. 33-35 and the hobo spider one.

  16. Caleb Avatar
    Caleb

    This is the first known instance of the term First World War, which previously had been dated to 1931 for the earliest usage. The term was used again near the end of the war. The Times journalist Colonel Charles A. Repington (1858–1925) wrote:
    “ [Diary entry, September 10, 1918]: We discussed the right name of the war. I said the we called it now The War, but that this could not last. The Napoleonic War was The Great War. To call it The German War was too much flattery for the Boche. I suggested The World War as a shade better title, and finally we mutually agreed to call it The First World War in order to prevent the millennium folk from forgetting that the history of the world was the history of war.[121]

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_I#Other_names

  17. EJ Stryker Avatar
    EJ Stryker

    Nic, shut the hell up. Nobody gives a damn.

  18. Will Avatar
    Will

    Hey Nic, don’t worry, your comments are still available on the internet for all to see.

    And, congratulations on a year’s smodcasting guys

  19. Jon Avatar
    Jon

    Someone needs 2 make the animation of Holy SHit! HEY KEvin and Scott Good work

  20. Eric Avatar
    Eric

    Forget Red State you must make “Holy Christ!” It would make well over 600 million dollars! I would pay to see that movie like 9 times.

  21. Tyler Avatar
    Tyler

    And Walt only did 7, not 8, but who are we to question the gods of smod?

  22. Mark McCue Avatar
    Mark McCue

    Easy, SMod 44 was the lamest, it was boring, and was the last one we were stuck with for 2 months.

  23. Brady Avatar
    Brady

    Holy Christ would win 11 Oscars.

  24. Joseph Avatar
    Joseph

    Ummm my least favorite is SModcast 43 SMorpheus its gos way to long about nothing and I never cared for the “Matrix” and after a while I wanted to just skip to the end and I’ll probably never re-listen to it but the rest of the are good.

  25. seth Avatar
    seth

    there is a book series by harry turtledove called the worldwar series that is about alien invaders coming during the height of WWII, its great and it deals directly with what you guys were discussing today, and nazis, and even some poop. another great smodcast, thanks!

  26. fan from xm202 Avatar

    you guys are the best.
    thanks for all you do
    🙂

  27. Lance Avatar
    Lance

    I would so pay to see Holy Christ.
    kick his ass Scott.

  28. Alex Doss Avatar
    Alex Doss

    Smodcast is so funny! It’s becomming a phenominon at my high school. I got a group of friends to start listening to it and they love it!Have another great 52 episodes.

  29. erica Avatar
    erica

    i’m still listening to smodcast, but scott was saying that christians might be offended from Holy Christ! i have to say, i’m am a christian and have been all my life and i think this movie would be so entertaining. even if Jesus didn’t win, i’d still be down because i’d love to see scott box old school status. you guys make my life.

  30. Dave denoon Avatar
    Dave denoon

    Would it be possible for you to get the animated smodcast from youtube on viewaskew as a download?

  31. Mickey Avatar

    I loved the smod that Mosier & Kev talked about the effects of being a fat man and riding on the Disneyland rides! Happy Birthday Smodcast!

  32. chris Avatar
    chris

    okay i just came across this while looking up pictures i could use for sketching the great Jesus versus Mosier battle.
    http://www.jonespc.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/kevin%20smith%20scott%20mosier.jpg

    http://www.tribulation.com/images/KingJesus.jpg

    Jesus and Mosier look kinda the same in these two pictures lol.

  33. Shrimpkin Avatar
    Shrimpkin

    Go ahead and destroy the Earth.

    Then create version 2.

    And don’t give humans free will this time around.

    That way, God can’t pass the buck and blame us for his fuck ups.

    Book or no book.

  34. mrak Avatar
    mrak

    Jesus putting on a retard voice – that’s the trailer for Holy Christ right there.

  35. Anthony Avatar

    Kevin Smith should really make the movie discussed in this week’s SModcast. He’s already pissed off the Catholics once with Dogma. Even though they were kidding it really could work. I love this SModcast.

  36. Anthony Avatar

    ‘Jesus Christ!’ needs to be made.

  37. Frank Jones Avatar

    i’d pay to see that movie, with the Jesus thing, hell i’d see it twice… the gibson film was unconvetntional, who cares bout controversy, make it!

  38. franny wayne Avatar

    make that Jesus film, jesus boxing hilarious! i’d pay twice to see it

  39. franny wayne Avatar

    do the sequel too!

  40. AC Avatar

    Just listened to the latest podcast about Spitzer… I tried to figure out why he would do it with this <flow chart.

  41. will` Avatar
    will`

    My least favorite smodcast was MassHoles because while it was funny it didn’t really go anywhere I always enjoy seeing where you guys start and where you guys end up but in massholes you guys ended up right where you started it felt like you didn’t really go anywhere you just stayed on the same subject the entire time so it seemed a little empty. but i always enjoy them and i look forward to them every monday morning.Keep up the great work!

  42. will` Avatar
    will`

    This is the funniest smodcast In a long time. It Was Excellent!

  43. Lone Croissant Avatar

    I think this (c)Rapture smodcast was the worst one. I know Kevin Smith doesn’t intend this whatsoever, but over and over again I ask myself “What the hell is he always talking about Jesus being good?” so close to when yuo say “Holocaust” and then nazis, and etc. etc. etc. it starts sounding like your just like fuck jews up their asses with the dvd for Downfall. But like I said, I know you don’t intend it.

  44. Nick Glass Avatar
    Nick Glass

    Just a thought but a few smodcasts ago there was some talk of asking myspace friends and other people for money and than making a movie for that budget amount whatever it may be im thinking maybe “Holy Christ!”? just an idea. But it probobly wont happen lol

  45. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vujVfgbVM_E

    Looks Like Some One With No Life Took The Time To Please Mr.flanagan

  46. Gabe Avatar
    Gabe

    Hey Guys,

    So it’s pretty much my ritual to take 3 Tylenol P.M. when I go to bed and throw on some podcasts. I’ve been listening to you guys since Episode 5. Now, I usually get about 20 minutes into a podcast and pass the fuck out. However, with SModcast, I always (somehow) stay awake until the end. And I swear to fucking god, once you say “Have a week,” I pass out within 2 minutes. Anyway, I really love the show. Keep it up.

    Gabe

    P.S. When it comes closer to Zack and Miri coming out, you should do an episode with Seth Rogen. I’d love to hear you guys just shooting the shit.

  47. sam Avatar
    sam

    Id pay to see Holy Christ!

  48. R. Avatar
    R.

    What song plays at around 19:40 to around 21:00.

  49. MM Avatar
    MM

    Holy Christ would be better with Jennifer Connely as Scott Moiser with bat wings

  50. Terry Avatar
    Terry

    i know nobody cares but i pieced together these movie posters for Holy Christ.

    http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j115/terrykarn/HolyChrist.jpg

    http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j115/terrykarn/RoboChrist.jpg

    kev, you asked for free animations. i hope this in some small way repays you for giving me smodcasts.

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