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SModcast 44

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 44: Thuffering Thucotash –

In which one of our heroes is accompanied by a special guest making his triumphant return with tales of orthodontia, long distance love, the bare necessities, cultural understanding, and talk of “Zack and Miri”. Plus, a quiz!

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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705 responses to “SModcast 44”

  1. Ryan Avatar
    Ryan

    You guys act like he’s not in production/post right now. He had weekly smod’s for a year because he didn’t have a full fledged movie going on. It’s not like he’s just sitting at home on his thumb going “fuck those smodcast listeners, fuck them up their stupid asses”. He’s got shit to do.

  2. Dave E Boy Avatar
    Dave E Boy

    Remember when Smodcast was a thing? Not me.

  3. Jenny Avatar
    Jenny

    Well because of the lack of SModcast theres probably a shortage of Coke and whores in the world. But 45 will be here soon.

  4. Ralph Avatar
    Ralph

    No new Smodcasts makes Baby Jesus cry.

  5. Mikey Avatar
    Mikey

    No new Smodcasts makes Dinosaur Jesus with an Uzi cry.

  6. joecanada Avatar
    joecanada

    and you don’t want Dinosaur Jesus with an Uzi crying, because he cries tears of acid!

  7. Maggs Avatar
    Maggs

    You know what’s fun to do whilst growing gray waiting for a new SModcast? Making people bitch about people who bitch about not having a new SModcast, meta-bitching, if you will.

  8. Jeff Foulsham Avatar
    Jeff Foulsham

    what’s even more fun is making people bitch about people bitching about the people who bitch about wanting a new smodcast.

    and the people who bitch about the former are the funniest.

  9. Danny Avatar
    Danny

    They’re done shoting Zack & Miri, so I feel a new SModcast coming next week.

  10. Dustin Avatar
    Dustin

    I hope they just start up like nothing happened. Like 44 was last week and now its a week later. That would be excellent. Also the look on Kevins face as he came down the escalator at LAX behind that GGW guy who the paps are flashing was this utter look of “what the f*ck,is that for me?”. Classic.

  11. Apitoxin Avatar
    Apitoxin

    Wow. It’s almost been two months.

  12. D-Day Avatar
    D-Day

    Hey, when is the 12 Monkeys episode coming?

  13. Shitlips Avatar
    Shitlips

    Hmmm…the smodcast gear is being shipped back to L.A?

    Could this mean they could have secretly recorded several smodcasts, and are holding them back? Maybe a special smodcast with Seth and Liz? Longshot, but what a fucking treat that’d be.

    Why else would he have shipped the recording gear to Pittsburgh? To let it sit unused for 2 months?

    😉

  14. Chad Avatar
    Chad

    When I think about it… it’s like if we kept getting a new SModcast every week we wouldn’t even care if he never made another film ever again. But Zack & Miri is gonna kick ass anyway!

  15. Alex Avatar
    Alex

    Shitlips, do you realize that a number of past SModcasts have been recorded in Pittsburgh? They talked about it quite a bit. THAT is why the recording equipment is there.

  16. Jeff Foulsham Avatar
    Jeff Foulsham

    thank you alex. you took the words right out of my mouth.

  17. Deviled Egg Avatar
    Deviled Egg

    A Haiku for you to ponder while we wait for Smodcast

    Infecting whole crew,

    With an exotic disease.

    Captains Contagious!

  18. Gary G. Avatar
    Gary G.

    Shitlips? I think it is adorable when lovers have cute little pet names for each other like that. I hope you are blissfully happy together.

  19. Mikey Avatar
    Mikey

    I really hope he does a Zack and Miri In theater Commentary… like they recorded for Clerks II… but… never went through with. OR did he? I don’t remember. Either way it would be cool.

  20. chris Avatar
    chris

    Ive listend to all the dvd commentaries like a dozen times waiting for the new one, i suggest it, it helps get through the rough times 🙂

  21. tim Avatar
    tim

    ‘sigh’

  22. ryan Avatar
    ryan

    thought of smodcast immediately when i read this article…

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/20/eagleray/index.html

  23. random_Latvian Avatar
    random_Latvian

    dude, ryan you’re right, that is such a good smod topic. i bet this can be linked back to global warming, as always, because the warm temperatures are probably messin’ with tha freaking rays.
    WE’RE DOOMED!!! dude, the nature fucking hates us.

  24. 26APR2010 Avatar
    26APR2010

    Why must you taunt me with your science Kevin and Scott?!?!

  25. timmmaaaayyy Avatar
    timmmaaaayyy

    I NEVER thought I would ever be on a chat board. this is almost as sad as people who call into sports radio or think that Rush limbaugh is important….Please oh please give me a new SModCast….the best response has been “sigh”…or “coke and whores”

  26. Peter Avatar
    Peter

    In Kevs new blog he says that now that they’re wrapped once the equipment gets sent back to LA we’ll get a new smod

  27. Mikey Avatar
    Mikey

    Old news Peter… old news… 🙁

  28. duff Avatar
    duff

    Christ like, will Smod rise up on Sunday? Lets hope.

  29. hinez Avatar
    hinez

    why do i still check this site everyday?

  30. Natalie Avatar
    Natalie

    I will suck your cock
    make another smodcast!

  31. chris Avatar
    chris

    Natalie Im assuming there is supposed to be an IF in there, and if not than your a true fan

  32. Jamieson Avatar
    Jamieson

    keep the hope alive…

  33. Gary G. Avatar
    Gary G.

    Natalie is a trooper and a good egg!

  34. Ned Avatar
    Ned

    hinez, I feel your pain.

  35. Kova Avatar
    Kova

    I desperately need my SMod fix!

  36. Nic Avatar
    Nic

    I cant believe its takin so long to develope a new smodcast especially after hearing him answer a question at 2007 comic con. Kevin was asked specifically if he would cont. doing smodcast while shooting Z&M and said he would. Kevin, you turned into a politician on me. Smith/Mosier 08 that has a nice ring and I guess you would be better than any other choice out there. I think you should apoligize for lieing to your fans at the beggining of 45. Hope you come through this week.

  37. Ed Avatar
    Ed

    Just watch Roadhouse (Deluxe Edition) and listen to Kevin and Scott’s Commentary track. Very funny.

  38. Jeff Foulsham Avatar
    Jeff Foulsham

    i dont know what would be worse… getting raped by a camel or not having smodcast for another week.

  39. Chad Avatar
    Chad

    I think most of us already did that… twice…

  40. bobby joe bill Avatar
    bobby joe bill

    come on you guys! and ladies! we can get this comment board up to 500 responses before this long ordeal is over with!

  41. chris Avatar
    chris

    You guys need to have Jason Lee on for a smodcast sometime

  42. SAD LOLCAT Avatar
    SAD LOLCAT

    I CAN HAZ SMODCAST?

  43. Jeff Foulsham Avatar
    Jeff Foulsham

    i think there should be a podcast with every cast member from all the movies… not at once but eventually. maybe Kev could do a three way podcast with Brain O’Halloran and Jeff Anderson. i think Ben Affleck would be a good guest, and i second the motion for Jason Lee.

  44. Gary G. Avatar
    Gary G.

    In a world without Smodcast I feel alone……..

    so alone…………………..

  45. Mikey Avatar
    Mikey

    Come on guys… 500 shouldn’t be too hard.

  46. Sausage Avatar
    Sausage

    I would like a new smodcast please!

  47. anonymous Avatar
    anonymous

    its kinda strange seeing all these comments. although i know its not true, i like to think i am the only one who likes sitting down and listening to kev talk about his little dick.

  48. LudicrouSpeed Avatar
    LudicrouSpeed

    Funnily (or not)enough I was without a decent internet connection since ep 37 and now just getting back to smodcast thinking i would have tonnes to get through before i was up to date. Now realising i have a precious 7 only until the much fabled ep 45 is makin me think i should ration out these last few. After listening to a bunch of different podcasts smodcast is the only one that has left an impression strong enough on me to come back for more. Please Kev, continue your podcasting, your a natural born podcaster and it is your divine responsibility to continue to podcast – or something like that lol – i dont know just keep podcasting coz i like listening to em.

    Respect,

    -Ludi

  49. malaeum Avatar
    malaeum

    I feel like a jackass for having “started” listening right as you guys apparently stopped recording… I have never listened to a “podcast” before and I may never again….

  50. Jenny Avatar
    Jenny

    Hopefully we won’t get to 500, hopefully there will be a new SMod tonite/tomorrow.

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