SModcast 44

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SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

SModcast 44: Thuffering Thucotash –

In which one of our heroes is accompanied by a special guest making his triumphant return with tales of orthodontia, long distance love, the bare necessities, cultural understanding, and talk of “Zack and Miri”. Plus, a quiz!

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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705 responses to “SModcast 44”

March 10, 2008

Daniel

Why can’t everyone just back the fuck of? I mean fuck, they are making a movie. But sure, if you’d rather have them making SMod cast 24/7 instead of doing what they, and probably most of the rest of us want, that is making kick ass movies, then by all means go a head and bitch some more. I love SMod cast as much as the next guy, it brightens my mondays too, but imagine how many awesome days of joy Zack and Miri will bring ya!

PATIENTLY waiting for the next SMod cast and Z&M

Daniel, Tokyo
March 10, 2008

Darkdemon

Are you some kind of fucking idiot, Daniel??

It’s not exactly “24/7” if it’s an hour once a week now is it? And after a month and a half it’s coming to a point where one a month will be enough, not even a note or anything to say when/if we get a new one.

If we weren’t ‘patient’ people would have long given up on even viewing this page anymore, we are being patient. Fuckhead.
March 10, 2008

kayla

is it not true that they have two weeks of filming left? we can wait that long cant we? or maybe Walt and brian could do one solo no kevin and scott
March 10, 2008

Another Chan

2 weeks guys….2 weeks…we can do it! must be strong!
March 10, 2008

Campbell

…do any of you guys ever think, that maybe, just MAYBE, there’s…more to life than SMod?

Just throwing it out there. You can take it if you want, there it is. Or you can leave it, that’s cool. Maybe pick it up. Touch it. Smell it. Taste it if you want. That’s ok. It’s ok.
March 10, 2008

Jenny

Last night i dreamt there was a new SModcast..
And thats really sad.
March 10, 2008

New Hampster

Re-visit the old SmodCasts, people! The “Best of…” if you will. Phrases like, “I’m from the NorthSouth and I’m here for Thankgiving” or the stories about Nuk-Nuk the cavedude and his cave woman discovering the art of sex are just as funny the 2nd, 3rd, or 26th time you hear ’em. Make do!
March 10, 2008

Wes

been waiting a while………sigh
March 10, 2008

Rhino

I started listening to them from the start again. Amazing how bad my memory was. They are still funny as ever. You all should stop razing them for not Smodcasting while they are working on a movie. Hell, they don’t come to you at work and pester you to jerk off.
March 11, 2008

Suicide

Actually they do come to my work and pester me to jerk off but I really don’t consider it being pestered as I am glad to tug one out for them.
March 11, 2008

Mikef

to be rational, put it this way, what would you prefer?

a) one smodcast

or

b) a whole new film by k.smith and s.mosier

I think i know the answer to this one, I’d rather see the film done and released quicker
March 11, 2008

Andy

Man why are all the fans turning on each other? I think everyone here wants a new Smodcast, right? I believe that everyone can express that how they want. Whether it be joking of suicide or just saying to yourself “there making a movie” and waiting it out. For one reason or another we all appreciate the movies, blogs, smodcasts, etc. as well as Kevin and associates. I cant stop you from hating on each other, but damn while we wait how about some real entertainment on this comment section. I for one have enjoyed reading other peoples sense of humor on this page. All the haters who hate on the other fans take the pickle out of your ass and eat it. Taste good right. Almost like home. Oh so sweet comfort food. Lets turn that hatred on something like when you go to fart and shit comes out.
March 11, 2008

Atlas

Hey Scott and Smitty. I have never Posted on the site before but I think its time to throw my 4 cents in. Speaking of Coke and Whores, I wanna Let you know exactly how it is to be a listener of the coveted SModCast. Imagine, if you will, that cocaine and whores were free and plentiful. (assuming we all love coke and whores). But its only available @ seeming random times. With that in mind.. Imagine you can enjoy the ol’ C&W’s bounty however much you like as long and as frequent as you can take. After while, you get used to the whore and the coke runs dry, only renewing it @ that seemingly random time. I am addicted to Smodcast, aka C&W’s. And I hate myself for it because my rational mind says not to because being addicted to something that is not dependable is just silly to start with. Being addicted to the sunset is one thing, but being addicted to a lunar eclipse just spells trouble. I guess my point is, (tapping my arm), I need my next fix Kev and Scott. I think back on the times I Listened to the new episodes and what I was doing, and I try to recreate it. It doesn’t work. Sometimes I catch myself in a daze, with the symphonic music in the background of my memory, laughing out loud to Kevin’s role-playing of the fat guy on the Disney roller coaster, crying and hurt, and Scotty’s drunken impression of himself.
Its priceless, but I would be willing to pay for the experience again. Please..PLEASE don’t forget about the fans like myself. I know your busy with the movie, hell, I cant wait for that either, but throw another show together ASAP please! I have made my group of friends Totally aware of the Cult phenomenon of your movies, of course I own em all. But I feel like a douche cause they are now addicted to the podcasts as much as I am and its all my fault. So.. Betty Ford here we come… and maybe we can get some sort of Methadone substitute for the Smodcast.. but we know their is nothing like the Real thing. Love ya guys! In a totally hetero way 😛
March 11, 2008

duff

Posted by Kevin on the ViewAskew Board:

‘Today’s our last day. Unless something really unexpected happens between right now and midnight/one, we’re gonna wind up wrapping two days ahead of schedule.’

So, maybe soon boys and girls!!!
March 11, 2008

ClownPrinceofAwesome

I just hope that the previous post isn’t bullshit, because my “life” is getting pretty “boring-ass” without my weekly fix of Smith&Mosier (possible liqueur line?).
March 11, 2008

tim

I’m here for Thankgiving, i swear to god everytime i hear it or even read it i laugh my ass off,i did it today while friends were over and they looked at me real funny!. anyways im glad they r almost done with the movie i can wait for smodcast but please fix the website soon so i dont have to keep usin a proxy site
March 12, 2008

Patrick Gunn

KEVIN AND SCOTT, I IMPLORE YOU PLEASE POST A NEW SMODCAST. I am not being the slightest bit dishonest when I say that it has become hard for me to sleep at night, without listening to the show. so inbgrained in my day to day life is the show that while being a stay at home Father and raising my 18 month old daughter we both listen to it, and now…well, I am afraid that I will never hear a new Smod. That Sirs firghtens me.
March 13, 2008

Matt Sajban

Any word on when we could expect a new one? Even if it isn’t for a few days/weeks/months (shudder) it would be nice to know if or when one will return. If I knew there was going to be a big gap between podcasts a few weeks ago I would have listened to the back log of ones I missed a little more sporadic to even out the wait.
March 13, 2008

Camm

Have they died and its been all hushed up? I’m guessing not cos Malcolm and Walt havent started the smodcasts yet lol
March 13, 2008

Ned

Patrick Gunn, I feel your pain. I’ve started listening to Ken P. D. Snydecast which is pretty good. Doesn’t compare to SModcast however.
March 13, 2008

notjojohnson

Yey verizon finally realized your not a threat and i dont have to use a proxy anymore now i just have to wait for the new smod.
Good luck on the new film cant wait to see it.
March 13, 2008

The not so silent Bob

Kevin has gotten me hooked on so much, dick and fart jokes, red tube, the smod, coke and whores, and last but not least “Lost” in fact so much of my entertainment choices have been K Smith recommendations. I only recently watched all of the Star Wars movies, I went back over Indiana Jones, although that may have been partly due to the new one coming out. Anyway when it comes it comes, just like coke and whores. Also one more question, what is the dead baby seal count up to? Somebody was clubbing baby seals until smodcast came back, I just want to know if the ocean has run red yet.
March 14, 2008

chris

for every smodless day from now on i will drink a case of beer, and if i die of alcohol poisoning im blaming it on you, try and live with that on your concience!
March 14, 2008

Donkey Brains

Can anyone remind me which SModcast includes the discussion of the Southnorth and Thankgiving? I’m going to listen to that one over and over until a new SMod drops.
March 14, 2008

Danny

Stop pissing and moaning!

They’ll post a new one when they can…

KEV…if you read this…PLEASE take a moment in the next smodcast to chew out these shitlips (if you use shitlips, I will giggle with glee) for the constant whining.
March 14, 2008

Mikey

The RSS Feed is back up! I have a good feeling that we’ll be seeing a new one soon!
March 14, 2008

Jeff Foulsham

well, Not so silent bob, i went on a vacation to the anal girl next door- CANADA!! and i hit about 3 baby seals… they’re actually fast. and i’m in worse shape than Kev is. literally i probably weigh more than him now.

and they are done filming …so maybe this weekend????

god i hope so. and it better be a triple shot! yeah TRIPLE!! because two hours just isnt enough.

they say “dont get greedy” but fuck it, you only live once right? so i’m gonna be greedy. THREE HOURS KEV!! YOU HEAR ME?!?!?! THREE!

ok i’m done with my rant.
March 14, 2008

Mikey

I agree with Jeff… THREE FUCKING HOURS!
March 14, 2008

Ian

You freakin losers. Shut the hell up with your pathetic pleas for a new Smodcast. They will do them when they are good and freakin ready. In the mean time, go read Kev’s book (it is very good, even if he does mention every time he gets laid, jerks off, or takes a dump). Or try another podcast. I recommend Keith and the Girl (it is funny as hell and will pass the time until another SMod).
March 14, 2008

Dave

“My apologies for that and the total lack of SModcast during that period. I was preoccupied. Rest assured, SModcast will return the moment the recording gear gets back to L.A.” I can’t believe the drought is coming to an end. Smodcast and “Porno”. . . well worth the wait
March 14, 2008

Danny

Kevin just posted a blog on myspace, and said that Smodcast will resume as soon as the gear gets to LA.

Hopefully they’ll make it a 2-hour long one to make up for lost time.
March 15, 2008

killer

cant wait for the new smodcast.i heard that you finished up the flick so itll only be a matter of time i guess.you should get dante and randal on there one day.there funny as fuck.
March 15, 2008

elle

Guess there will be no Rogen on a SMod after all. That sucks, but as long as we get a new one I don’t care too much.
March 15, 2008

Peter J.

“Shitlips”? Please don’t attempt to pawn your mother’s nickname off on the rest of us buddy.

Whom is more whiney; the whiners, or those whom whine about the whiners?

– That was from Star Wars . . . sort of.
March 16, 2008

Jeff Foulsham

new smoddy tonight? god i hope so.
March 16, 2008

Scott Reinard

Listen. I am an old man and time is running out.
Please do another smodcast!?!?! Unghhhhh!!!!
March 16, 2008

chris

god, im checking this like 10 times a day, i think im addicted to smod, i keep coming back for more, and if there isnt any i soew up black bile and go into convulsions
March 16, 2008

Mark

If I was Kevin, I would either start charging people to listen to Smodcast, or I’d quit it altogether. It’s free entertainment. Aside from promoting his stuff and selling some SModcast bumper stickers, it’s a time consuming effort that yields no direct financial gain. Listeners were lucky to get weekly SModcasts for such a long period of time. I enjoy listening to SModcast, but I’m not shitting bricks because there hasn’t been a recent episode. I’ve just been enjoying the low key Harry Shearer (Le Show) podcasts in the meantime.
March 16, 2008

joecanada

When are you going to make another smod cast I want to know whats going on with the movie
March 16, 2008

Campbell

Has it occurred to anyone that there’s no point checking this page until the end of the week/beginning of a new week? Even if the guys finished a smod in the middle of the week, they probably wouldnt upload it until the usual time. Otherwise it throws the sequence out of whack and folks will end up bitchin about that next.
March 16, 2008

April B.

I agree with Mark up yonder.
March 16, 2008

notjojohnson

Kev posted on viewaskew.com that new smodcast will be here soon, just waiting on equipment to get to LA. So rejoice wont be long now and i mean both on Z&M and on new smodcast. /dancewithjoy
March 17, 2008

Jeff Foulsham

i really thought he would have overnighted the stuff. bummer. oh well, i dont blame him. shotting a movies tough shit. i’m exhausted after shorting shortfilms for like three days! i sympathize, i really do… but i REALLY need a SMOD!
March 17, 2008

David

I’ve had to reort to listening to other podcasts myself,
The Geek Savants, CoffeeJunkee’s Cafe’ and others..Noe are as god as SModcast, but hey arent bad either.

Google them to find them if you really need a pod fix.
March 17, 2008

David

WOW that was shitty job of typing on my part, was’nt it?
March 17, 2008

Mikey

The one’s i’ve been listening to are:
Gamespots Hotspot
Penny Arcade – Downloadable Content
Giant Bomb – Giant Bombcast
and Triple Feature.

They’re okay. Favorites are probably Hotspot and Giant Bombcast.
March 17, 2008

andrew

check out the totally rad show. that web/pod cast is fuckin super sweet
March 17, 2008

Atlas

Ok…. I am almost officially over my SmodCast addiction, as I have been forced to go cold turkey obviously. So.. In a way.. thanks? Addictions are no good! I am glad I am over this one! Woot! NExt addiction to conquer? Coke and Whores…
March 18, 2008

duff

Top five things I’m sick of:

1. President Bush
2. Not knowing what the hell is going on with Lost
3. My wife not letting me do anal
4. This web address: http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/2008/01/21/smodcast-44/
5. No new episodes of Heroes

Just make 45. Please.
March 18, 2008

Jeff Foulsham

i’m still very depressed and have resorted to drug use to fill in the whole.

SModcast, my anti-drug

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