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SModcast 44

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 44: Thuffering Thucotash –

In which one of our heroes is accompanied by a special guest making his triumphant return with tales of orthodontia, long distance love, the bare necessities, cultural understanding, and talk of “Zack and Miri”. Plus, a quiz!

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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705 responses to “SModcast 44”

  1. Bryce Jones Avatar
    Bryce Jones

    Come on guys, they are obviously very busy and do not have time to record and edit the shows or maybe they just need some well deserved rest for doing it. I don’t know for sure but I’ll bet closer to the end of production on the new film new smodcasts will be released.

  2. keith Avatar
    keith

    I still can’t believe smodcast has been going over a year now, seems like only yesterday when I listened to the very first one

  3. Susan Avatar
    Susan

    Can we get an Easter miracle over here?

  4. chris Avatar
    chris

    I was hoping that with it being easter there might be the resurection of smod

  5. Nic Avatar
    Nic

    They have a duty to fans I work and goto school and still have time to listen I buy all the items View Askew has to sell I know Kev is lazy (something that he talk about alot on Smodcast) SO stop sticking up for him and how busy he is we pay all bills we support him Its time for him to give back to the fans and make 45.

  6. Nic Avatar
    Nic

    his bills

  7. bobby joe bill Avatar
    bobby joe bill

    he doesnt have a “duty” to his fans… he has a duty to his family, he has a duty to himself, and he has a “baby ruth” in the pool. He could do a smodcast or he could go settle debts on friends that dont know their Canadian prime ministers. Point being, he can do whatever he wants. Me, i would like him to make movies (which he is) and would like him to do smodcast (which he might), but honestly i could live without both. that doesnt mean thats what i want though.

    i want a smodcast, i dont need a smodcast

    ONLY 43 MORE TO GO!!!

    Spalding NO!!!!!!

  8. UGH Avatar
    UGH

    ugh my life is shit
    please let there be a smodcast

  9. Titus Avatar
    Titus

    I agree with bobby joe blah blah blah….We all want a new smodcast (why else would we be here if we didn’t) but come on a duty. He has a duty to make films and even that is stretching the word. And by saying he should fuck off his family and focus on us only makes him seem, well frankly like a jackass. Be happy the man actually takes as much focus on us fans as he does. There are plenty of film makers who don’t care half as much as Smith does about his. Honestly if I had to choose between the new film and the new smodcast, I’d take the film because thats why I’m a fan of the guy.

    Seriously Nic don’t be a douche.

    Love the stuff Kev,cant wait for both the new smodcast and the new film.

  10. gillian Avatar
    gillian

    maybe tonight will be the night…

    one can only hope though..

  11. Jeff Foulsham Avatar
    Jeff Foulsham

    i hate getting my hopes up!!!

  12. misc Avatar
    misc

    It’s Sunday night and I am so sick of checking this site 18,000 times a day!
    I wonder how many hits they are getting?
    Doing my part for the 500.
    Love, love, love the movies but actually Smod has made me much more of a fan-We get a movie once every couple of years- Smod was funny every week.
    Just missing the soda out my nose laughter.

  13. Patch Avatar
    Patch

    Okay, let’s see some bets. Will tonight be the night Smodcast returns? Let’s throw around some money people

  14. PoonDockTaint Avatar
    PoonDockTaint

    d’oh!

  15. Deviled Egg Avatar
    Deviled Egg

    I was kind of hoping K.S was gonna pull off the Ressurrection of smodcast, but just like that Jesus fellow rising from the dead its all a fucking hoax…HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY EVERYONE!!

  16. AngryGuy Avatar
    AngryGuy

    I’m sick of checking for new smodcasts, this has been way too long of a wait for me to continue caring. Smodcast I’m breaking up with you and moving on.

  17. Joe Avatar
    Joe

    I just talked to Kevin this week, he said he won’t make another one again untill one of his films gets an oscar…it’s just the way it is folks…

  18. Nic Avatar
    Nic

    Wow what a suprise no new smodcast. And, I can keep making excuse after excuse for you like other fans, but I have way to much self respect for that. YOu lied to us (by saying you will cont. smodcast through production of Z&M). You also stated that you would make the next one as soon as the equipment got back from Pitt. I have a hard time beleiving that equipments not back after almost two weeks. It would not be so bad if you didnt lie, but sticking up for you would be like a battered house wife sticking up for her husband. He hits me because he loves me.

  19. Frank Avatar
    Frank

    ^Wow, get a fucking life^

  20. Gene Quagmire Avatar
    Gene Quagmire

    I thought it would be today as well. Oh well, maybe next week.

  21. Jonah Avatar
    Jonah

    Kev and Scott not making somodcast but but staying they would and us sticking up for them is nothing like a battered house wife sticking up for her husband

  22. Dustin Avatar
    Dustin

    Just a bit o advice, you want something don’t bite the hand that feeds you or you might starve.

    “The moment this starts feeling like a job or forced, I won’t do it anymore” – Kevin Smith circa Smodcast #2 or #3 (Paraphrased badly I’m sure)

  23. UGH Avatar
    UGH

    jeeeeez again?

  24. Harry Scotter Avatar
    Harry Scotter

    I don’t know why people bitch about checking for a new smod. I check my emails every day as I’m sure you do.. sometimes there is nothing there, sometimes there is. Same diff? It takes about a second to load this page.. so take a chill pill and stop crying about something that is FREE and dished out at their leisure (not yours!!!).

    I’m sure Kev didn’t lie to us on purpose. He probably thought he & Mos could continue smodding but obv not due to other (important) commitments. It baffles me how people get so uptight about it!! There really are better things to do..

    EXPELLIARMUS NET GEEKS GO OUT OUTSIDE AND LIVE A LITTLE!!!!!!

  25. Mike Duyn Avatar
    Mike Duyn

    The new smodcast was awesome 2 hours long made up for the hiatus 🙂

  26. foster Avatar
    foster

    i want another smodcast and i want a new house and a easy 100,000 dollar a year job but it looks like i will continue shitting in one hand wishing in the other . but the shit hand is getting stinky and heavy. plz make another somdcast

  27. Area13films Avatar
    Area13films

    Jesus Christ! It’s the day after Easter! Give the man a break. So Fuckin what he hasn’t done a smodcast yet. Kevin, if I were in your shoes I would just stop doing them after reading all the whiny posts from people who act like they are paying you to do smodcasts…

    FUCK!

  28. Maggs Avatar
    Maggs

    You know what’s funny? Kevin always told us he was a lazy bastard. We didn’t believe him. He tried to warn us. He even tried to tell tell us his shit wasn’t even that interesting. Literally, he described his boring shits to us. I’m having an existential crises here trying to decide who’s to blame. I feel so dirty now.

  29. SteveDave Avatar
    SteveDave

    I really wish all you whiners would stop complaining about something you get for free. If you cut open the hen that lays the golden eggs, you won’t be getting anymore. Kev’s already stated that if this becomes like a job, he won’t feel like doing it. The pressure you guys are putting on them to make another could cause them to reconsider.

    Don’t get me wrong, I’d love a Smodcast.

    If you REALLY need something to listen to, and you haven’t heard this before, here’s three hours of nonsense from when Kev took over a radio station:
    http://www.viewaskew.com/news/may05/1.html

  30. foster Avatar
    foster

    maggs fells dirty sorry i shook your hand with the shit hand not the hope hand my bad

    maybe a smocast about the rap party for the new flick?

  31. Andy Avatar
    Andy

    Well I think that Mosier needs to be in the next one, so maybe its not just Kevin. Maybe Mosier has got shit to do to. I mean it happens. You know. I think they should do a Smodcast one day of them by the pool with a BBQ going on. Open mic style.

  32. WaltLover Avatar
    WaltLover

    Why not have one where there’s no Kevin and Scott, and instead get Bryan Johnson and Walt Flanagan to do it, if Kevin can’t get his act together?

  33. chuckbrig Avatar
    chuckbrig

    There’s only one person to blame for this lack of SModcast

    Kaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnn

  34. foster Avatar
    foster

    no smith no mos = not really a smodcast

  35. JC Avatar
    JC

    SMODcast, dead? dun dun dunnnnn..

  36. finn5fel Avatar
    finn5fel

    This is something for nothing, guys, so shut up and wait until Kev and Mos have time to record another SModcast, or until they just feel like doing it. It blows my mind how many idiots here feel entitled to get a new SModcast every week. It sure is nice, but they don’t have to do it, and they don’t have to make it available for free if they don’t feel like it, so just chill and be grateful for what you get whenever it is you end up getting it. If you’re really that desperate to hear their voices, listen to the old ones again. I assure you they’re still funny as hell!

  37. BenJones Avatar
    BenJones

    Dear Kevin and Scott, I know there have been a lot of negative comments on the SModcast wall, but don’t let them speak for the rest of us. You guys are professional filmmakers, not professional podcasters. I hope you wrap Zach and Miri successfully and Red State goes smoothly as well.

    Sincerely,
    BenJones
    student filmmaker

  38. Steve Shaffer Avatar
    Steve Shaffer

    Kev, Scott, just letting you know you guys are the shit and smodcast is the only podcast i can actually listen to on a regular basis. Keep up the harsh shit.
    KISS MY GRITS NOOCH

  39. Steve Shaffer Avatar
    Steve Shaffer

    Kev, Scott, just letting you know you guys are the f*cking sh*t and smodcast is the only podcast i can actually listen to on a regular basis. Keep up the harsh sh*t.
    KISS MY GRITS NOOCH

  40. patch Avatar
    patch

    We really are a bunch of sadomasichists. We know there won’t be another new Smodcast until Kev announces it and yet we keep checking this page expecting to see something new. Why must you play with my emotions Mr. Smith? All I’ve ever given you is love. And that one time I gave you head in the bathroom.

    P.S. Before you start work on Red State you should do five or six smodcasts and just tuck them away so you don’t have to worry about doing them during filming. That way we won’t be bitching so much

  41. Allen Avatar
    Allen

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  42. chris Avatar
    chris

    Can we at least get an official announcement telling us when we can expect the next one? that way we dont have to check a million times a day?

  43. duff Avatar
    duff

    I was so sure it was going to be today. :-{

  44. Stool Avatar
    Stool

    KROM!! GET ME A BIKE!

  45. Mikey Avatar
    Mikey

    KROM!!!

  46. Danny Avatar
    Danny

    I just felt the need to help to get to 500 replies. As much as I’d want a new smodcast, it is free, and it is something Kevin and Scott do out of fun, not commitment. People need to calm the fuck down. Then again, this is the third time im posting on this page.

  47. Natalie Avatar
    Natalie

    To go back to what i said
    theres no if
    I want smodcast bad D=

    And I’ll take one for the team if that means
    I gotta gargle some
    vanilla milkshakes

  48. Jeff Foulsham Avatar
    Jeff Foulsham

    i think that everyone telling everyone else to shut up needs to shut up. now, i know this is america and everyone is entitled to their opinion… shit. i lost my train of thought. i need another cast.

    please Scott Mosier, come back to us! and Kevin Smith, come back to us!

  49. My Crotch Avatar
    My Crotch

    I too am willing to Hoover some chunky-style whole milk for more smodcast.

    …I mean “heeeey, whats uuuup?”

  50. i like the pornographics Avatar
    i like the pornographics

    dear kevin & scott… hello!
    kitty can’t wait until you make smodcast
    even if it doesn’t for 3 hours last
    very many people bitch about the whiners
    i think they clean toilets at diners
    naked with mops and their broomy broomer
    someone please buy them a sense of humor
    can you please fucking shut them up
    or make them take a drug test and pee in a cup
    this is just a shout out and holla
    take me now you slut-bun-wala!

    much love

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