SModcast 44

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 44: Thuffering Thucotash –

In which one of our heroes is accompanied by a special guest making his triumphant return with tales of orthodontia, long distance love, the bare necessities, cultural understanding, and talk of “Zack and Miri”. Plus, a quiz!

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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705 responses to “SModcast 44”

  1. mauldin77 Avatar
    mauldin77

    did not realize how much i missed smodcast or how important it was to me till it was gone for awhile (just like the perfect chick). I hope to hear from yall soon, still waiting on the chick.

  2. Cletus Avatar
    Cletus

    Of course it isn’t true, I just wanted to see who would believe such nonsense.

  3. Jenny Avatar
    Jenny

    Yep, that explains it Maggs..

  4. Tmo Avatar
    Tmo

    Don’t be a tease Kev.

  5. Andrew Avatar
    Andrew

    Sexy.

  6. Mikey Avatar
    Mikey

    Question is… is it the real Kevin Smith?! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  7. Bryan Avatar
    Bryan

    If that wasn’t really Kevin Smith that is a cruel joke because no my hopes are up for a new smodcast.

    P.S. Judging by I’m Fucking Seth Rogen Z&M is going to be awesome

  8. madonnaneedsacumbath Avatar
    madonnaneedsacumbath

    Seth needs to do the cast before the production is over. *crosses fingers*

  9. Kevin Avatar
    Kevin

    If you can read this, it’s ’cause ANYONE can post as “Kevin”.

  10. Fish Avatar
    Fish

    Hurry the fuck up and get a smodcast out! I moved from Hoboken to Switzerland 2.5 years ago, and right now it’s boring, cold, neutral, clean, and I’m sick of the cheese. And I’m tired of German documentaries on brothels and families who make handcrafted wood dildoes (the hot 18 year old daughter does QA–really).

    The smodcast is one of the things I count on to bring me home… damn I miss jersey… PLEASE!!??

  11. Jeff Foulsham Avatar
    Jeff Foulsham

    i dont believe you Pete. because i saw godzilla in Altoona,PA just five minutes ago.

    i’m only an hour from Pitt… maybe i’ll drive down and see if i can find Kev and ask what’s up..

  12. John Blackenstein Avatar
    John Blackenstein

    An entire February without SModcast. This movie’d better kick some major ass. I’m a huge fan and keep up the good work – key words are keep it up.

  13. toby Avatar

    Is 44 the last podcast? Will there be anymore?

  14. dave Avatar

    madonnaneedsacumbath Says:
    February 28th, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    Seth needs to do the cast before the production is over.

    *crosses fingers*

    YES!!!!!!!!

  15. Justin Avatar

    Hey.. thats a good question..
    Cmon, Kev.. I’m reading your book.. I know no matter how busy you are, you’re reading the boards.. just let us know when to expect another.. or IF to expect another…

    If not, cool.. well, not cool.. but you’re a busy dude, we get that.. we just want to know when youre back on or if its all done.

  16. DwightDGreen Avatar
    DwightDGreen

    It’s not “all done” everybody just chill while enjoying old SMODs (Harry Scotter #29, Sex and Violence #3, & Scott Land #27) while looking forward to the new film.

    P.S. I may or may not be in love with Elizabeth Banks……not sure, I am however definitely in love with Seth.

  17. Mikey Avatar
    Mikey

    Now, I’m sure we’ll get another. But… why is the RSS Feed missing?! It better as hell come back.

  18. Will Avatar
    Will

    R.I.P. Jeff Healey

  19. Andy Avatar
    Andy

    I think Ned Smitty has the right idea. Or maybe they got lost in that bullshit Matrix and are now trying to determine their perfect life. Or maybe they mistook crazy glue as a shot in the mouth and now cannot talk nor perform felacio.

  20. Mike Duyn Avatar
    Mike Duyn

    Woe is me… 🙁
    Smodcast I miss thee

  21. SimonGodOfHairdos Avatar
    SimonGodOfHairdos

    I am DYING for a new SModcast! I check this site every day! I never act this needy with any of my other podcasts; I’m so ashamed.

  22. PoonDockTaint Avatar
    PoonDockTaint

    I said Goddamn! I too am aching for a new SModCast. I appreciate dudes laying down a track when its fun for them though & I’d gladly trade all of the SMods for their new film.

    Le sigh.

  23. Matt the Mighty Avatar
    Matt the Mighty

    I miss you Kevin, and you too Scott. And I mean that in the gayest way possible. I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark.

    Silently weeping,
    Matt

  24. JoeRalat Avatar
    JoeRalat

    Come on smith, I love the podcast, Please post a new one soon. I have blueballs for a new Podcast!!

    Thanks

  25. cyclept Avatar
    cyclept

    Ned, I could really stand some toilet time – with or without flushable wipes…

  26. Sean Mo Avatar
    Sean Mo

    WTF? I get it… Kevin and Scott are BALLS DEEP in “Zack and Miri…” but… shit… if I’m working 50 hrs a week between two restaurant jobs… and still have time to jack off to Hannah Montana… sheeeee—it… get yo shits together, sons.

  27. Angela Avatar
    Angela

    I miss SModcast. I suppose if you have a break you just want to hang with your families, but geeze. I was so proud of you for keeping up with it. There are so many podcasts that just fizz out. I hope you come back after the movie, sirs.

  28. Peter Avatar
    Peter

    Some asshole posting as Kevin proclaimed we would have a new SModcast on Sunday. Here it is…Tuesday, with no damn SModcast.

  29. misc Avatar
    misc

    SMODCAST! SMODCAST! SMODCAST! SMODCAST!
    Really we have been patient- but now the crowd chants
    SMODCAST! SMODCAST! SMODCAST!
    please I don’t know how much longer I can hold them off-

  30. Used Avatar

    I was actually kinda happy, because I haven’t been on here in like six weeks because I’ve been busy with work, so #44 is new to me.

  31. Sean Mo Avatar
    Sean Mo

    A Smodfans in Puttsburgh should try their best to verbally harass The Dynamic Duo into doing another one MID-WEEK… I don’t care if it’s only a half our.. I need a bump.

  32. April B. Avatar
    April B.

    You guys, It’s just a podcast. Could you all get over yourselves? You’re acting like it’s oxygen.

  33. Andy Avatar
    Andy

    maybe we should all unite and start “Fans of Smodcast” podcast where every week we discuss the absence there of, via the internet highway, of the duo. or we can just wait…..

  34. damian Avatar
    damian

    just having fun april. Good luck with all new projects Kev!

  35. Joey Avatar
    Joey

    i need my crack!

  36. Peter J. Avatar
    Peter J.

    And here I thought you would have to have actually *met* a person; in order to consider judgement on wether you “love” them. Silly me 🙂

  37. ian humphries Avatar
    ian humphries

    sup guys, havent seen you since wonder con are you guys… still alive has mose died and revisted as a ghost did he meet divine? dude snoogans on getting seth for prono…..peace

  38. devin M. Avatar
    devin M.

    damn you smith smodcast is like crack and your forcing us through rehab!!!!!!!!!!! lol

  39. The not so silent Bob Avatar
    The not so silent Bob

    If you have verizon internet chances are you cant read this. I pirated my neighbors wifi to send this message. Verizon blocks the site. If we all get to whine about our ideal smodcast hosts, I’ll put my bid in for Schwalcast. I want to see jen come back again and give Kevin shit.

  40. Q Avatar
    Q

    To “The not so silent Bob”, if you were as invested in the askewniverse as you think you are you would know that “Kevin and Jay are one note jokes that only stoners laugh at” is a reference to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

  41. napalmolive Avatar

    So … Scott Mosier and Brian Posehn really _aren’t_ one and the same?
    But, that voice? … and what about how you never see them at the same time?!

  42. napalmolive Avatar

    (oops, stuttered)

  43. Tyler W. Avatar
    Tyler W.

    I agree with the guy that says he would like another Schwalcast. I hope you’re about done with the movie so you can make another SModcast soon. I actually have suicidal thoughts without it, lol. Seriously though, I can’t wait for the fucking movie!! I can hold out on the SModcast as long as the movie hurries up and gets here.

  44. Peter J. Avatar
    Peter J.

    Oh, and I just love how Osbourne’s butler materialized towards the end of the movie and was like, “(oh by the way) Spider-Man/Peter Parker didn’t kill your father”.
    LOL Gimme a f_cking break. lol

    A new ‘cast is going to come out and crash this site. RED PILL!!! I CHOOSE THE RED PILL!!!

    P.S. I too thought it might be “fun” to reference “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back”, only to throw it back in somebody’s face after my “magnolia_fan comment” provoked a predictable response. Trouble is, my cock is much too large to worry about engaging in such pettiness.

    Perhaps, I am like a super-hero in this way . . . hmm . . . ‘With great penis, comes great orgasmability’.

    My point?

  45. Deviled Egg Avatar

    April B: Here in the Askewniverse Smodcast IS Oxygen.

  46. Chilly Avatar
    Chilly

    Totally adore the Smodcasts. I’m sure I’m the millionth person to ask, but my first time on talkback, so sorry. Is the background playlist published anywhere? The odd track I can make out always makes me smile, given the context.

  47. notjojohnson Avatar
    notjojohnson

    For those of you that have friends with verizon someone on the smodcast thread on viewaskew.com has solved your issues i am a verizon customer so you know it works. Use a proxy the one that was linked was http://www.250.eu and your friends or yourself will be smoding in no time. You can check out the message board if you would like to thank this genius also they have found out where the problem derived from.

  48. Danny Avatar
    Danny

    Well it’s sunday, so i’m checking for a new smodcast more than i already check.

    Really hoping that a new one comes up either today or tomorrow!

  49. Kyle Avatar
    Kyle

    Hey Kevin,
    i know you’ve been busy with the movie and all but, where is the new smodcast at. Its been over a month and a half. WE ARE DYING HERE

  50. smithfangirl Avatar
    smithfangirl

    at least throw us a blog I’m dying to hear about the shoot

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