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SModcast 44

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 44: Thuffering Thucotash –

In which one of our heroes is accompanied by a special guest making his triumphant return with tales of orthodontia, long distance love, the bare necessities, cultural understanding, and talk of “Zack and Miri”. Plus, a quiz!

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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705 responses to “SModcast 44”

  1. Ned Avatar
    Ned

    And, fuck you Chris.

  2. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    Touched a nerve. I like that.

  3. Isurus Avatar
    Isurus

    I’m eagerly awaiting the next SModcast, as we all are, but I’m with Chris. They’ll do it when they do it. Me, I copied most of the old ones onto my mp3 player, and will be patiently enjoying them as I take a road trip this week. I just added this to ask Kevin something.
    I’m reading ‘My Boring-Ass Life’ for the second time, and enjoying the hell out of it. I was wondering: there was a video that Mewes made for you that you refer to at the end of Me and My Shadow. You give a link in the book, but that link is dead. Is there anywhere else we can see that video? Hope the ‘Zack and Miri’ shoot is going well. I’m sure it will be awesome. Cheers!

  4. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    ‘Isurus’ like you i recently read ‘My Boring Ass Life’ and found that the link was dead. But i just typed ‘Jason Mewes sobriety tape’ in on ‘Google’ and like my im sure you’ll find it.

    PS. What the hell is wrong with all you impatient people out there?

  5. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    The exact link is http://origin.www.spike.com/video/2775297 if your having any trouble.

  6. JerseyKankles Avatar
    JerseyKankles

    Kevin, as a dedicated Smodcast listener, and only borderline personlity disorder patient, I think it’s about time a Smodcast proxy took over on the weeks you cant do it. Lets be honest, how much do Malcolm, Walt and Bryan have to do.

  7. Dan n s.jersey Avatar
    Dan n s.jersey

    A new smodcast will be greatly appreciated and largely enjoyed when ever it comes. Thanks for the previous guys.

  8. Danny Avatar
    Danny

    I’m not gonna complain about there not being a new SModcast, but I’d like an estimate as to how long it’s gonna be before a new one comes out. It’s just that I don’t like getting my hopes up every week. If I knew about how long I’d have to wait, it wouldn’t be nearly as painful.

    P.S. Good luck with the flick. I hope my balls get blown off by its awesomeness.

  9. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    So help them, there’d better be a new episode today…

  10. chris Avatar
    chris

    oh man, one hole month, cmon guys daddy needs his fix

  11. Gio Dee Avatar
    Gio Dee

    JerseyKankles is right, bring on the JIFcast!

    Failing that, if Walt’s not available, bring in Mewes and the missus to make up numbers.

    Let’s see, Johnson, Ingram, Schwalbach, Mewes… that would make it JISMcast.

    Oh, that can’t be good.

    Maybe we oughtta just wait.

  12. Richo Avatar
    Richo

    *sigh*
    Yet another SModless week.
    🙁

  13. Shaun Avatar
    Shaun

    Hey Kev,

    You think Jen would be interested in doing a indie comedy? Can i shoot over the script to her?
    Im still trying to raise money for the film, but think she’d be perfect for a role.

    let me know ,

    Cheers

  14. Peter Avatar
    Peter

    *curls up into fetal position* sodcast…smodcast…smcast…..precious…my precious

  15. MichaelBay Avatar
    MichaelBay

    I swore i saw a glimpse of Mosier last night at the Oscars.

    Maybe production slowed for a few days since Seth Rogen had to leave and announce winners at the Oscars? I don’t know. I’m frantically making things up to validate my existence w/o smodcast.

  16. Jim DeSantis Avatar
    Jim DeSantis

    He should let Malcom or one of his friends do the smodcast until he has time. I am excited for a new Kevin Smith film, and I understand the hard work that goes into it, but these podcasts are like a nice cup of coffee and have become my Monday tradition.

    Plus, I am eager to see what, if anything, Kevin and Scott thought of the Oscars.

    P.S. – I heard Kevin talk about Gay lingo using the word BEAR, and then in a bookstore downtown, sure enough, there was BEAR MAGAZINE with Kevin and Malcom on the cover. It is a pretty funny pic of the two on the front cover, as well as an interesting article about the upcoming film “Small Town Bar” ( I think is the title.) Anyway, the first time I heard this word was in a John Waters film, “A DIRTY SHAME,” and I had no idea it was a practiced preference in the gay community.

  17. Azrael Avatar
    Azrael

    All good things come to those who wait.

  18. CG76 Avatar
    CG76

    RE: Channicus

    “I bet 10 bucks Kev snuck on here under a fake name and was one of the dozens of people to basically say “fuck off, they’re making a movie, stop whining and gtfo”…

    Given Kevin attended an anti-Dogma protest & joined in, if anything Ireckon the devious side of him would be more likely to come on heree & berate himself and try to whip up a storm to see what reaction it would get ;o)

  19. Vince Avatar
    Vince

    This is just like SpiderMan/Black Cat all over again! CROM! Please send us another Smodcast!

  20. duff Avatar
    duff

    michael,

    mosier was the producer on a nominated short doc, salim baba. so, that may have been him

  21. Sean Avatar
    Sean

    Arhgh! Seriously, SMod is hyped on the front page, then they link to the same page for over a month. Some kind of update would be nice, even just a “sorry, I’m too busy, I’ll try again in a month.” I’m not asking for him to give us another hour of his time. Just 2 minutes to let us know what’s up. Please, Kev.

  22. Brian Avatar
    Brian

    I’m freakin jonesing I gotta have it please do one soon!!!

  23. Jack Avatar
    Jack

    All Work And No Smodcast Make Jack A Dull Boy

  24. V Avatar
    V

    I don’t know why I bother checking this page anymore.

  25. Patch Avatar
    Patch

    KEVIN! STOP FUCKING SETH ROGEN AND DO A SMODCAST! (JK. I do miss Smodcast but I know you’re working hard. Once the movie is done I’m sure we’ll get our Smod back. And that video of Elizabeth Banks and Seth Rogen totally rocks).

  26. Camm Avatar
    Camm

    Hopefully they’ll make up for it with a double-length, Rogen filled SModcast (it’s not just Kev’s fault, Mos is equally to blame lol).

  27. Jeff Foulsham Avatar
    Jeff Foulsham

    what vid?

  28. Kay Avatar
    Kay

    Dag, yo. My last night with internet for god knows how long and still no SMod. Ah well, I’m sure by the time i’m online again there’ll be a wealth of new ones in the archives that I can enjoy.. i hope.

  29. Mikey Avatar
    Mikey

    I say the next SModcast is nothing but Mewes and Rogen fucking.

  30. Dave E Boy Avatar
    Dave E Boy

    Surprisingly, I miss a weekly dose of made-up facts and debates about the Matrix by two wealthy, stoned Hollywood types.

  31. mark Avatar
    mark

    WTF?

  32. adam Avatar
    adam

    where the fuck is my fix? without my smod my friends and i have nothing to talk about on mondays! god damn my life is boring.

  33. Cletus Avatar
    Cletus

    A friend of mine works on the set and overheard Kevin and Scott arguing about a scene in the movie late at night a couple of weeks ago. Apparently Kevin wanted to have the dude to do one thing while Scott disagreed and had another idea. The two went back and forth for about 45 minutes and finally Kevin said that it was his flick and he wanted it his way and if Scott didn’t like it, that’s too bad. So Scott got up and left and they had to put the scene on hold. That could explain why there’s no new smodcast.

  34. gillian Avatar
    gillian

    If the story that cletus says is true, I think that may be the worst news i’ve heard all year. ( so far) The “breakup” of kevin and scott would just be too hard to take. Although it would explain a lot.

    Lets hope it hasn’t come to those extremes my friends.

  35. Mascott Avatar
    Mascott

    @JerseyKankles
    Ah, you think you’re the only one…how amusing.

    @Everyone Else
    If you really can’t just wait till a new show with the lack of SModcast, there are always alternatives. Maybe i’m selling ketchup to mustard people, being as none of the podcasts i’m about to recommend feature Kevin Smith or Scott Mosier, but the whole unedited humor angle is taken on a lot of podcasts. Diggnation every week, for instance. You get to watch two 30 year old guys talk about geeky news and hot girls while getting progressively drunker. They even have a video show. On a less regular basis, Downloadable Content, the podcast for the webcomic Penny Arcade. It’s unedited, very funny, and might just hold you over.

    Nothing will take the place of SModcast, that’s for sure, but lots of podcasts work just as well on the subway or bus, and might not have you on the edge of your seat, hoping to god that 4 year old can’t hear your other ear bud dangling on your shirt pocket.

  36. Peter Avatar
    Peter

    He’s lying, Kevin and Scott are my best friends. I am on the set all day everyday and this never happened. Cletus is LYING

  37. Peter Avatar
    Peter

    HIRNGISFGFDG

  38. Peter Avatar
    Peter

    If Kevin and Scott break up im ending my life

  39. Isurus Avatar
    Isurus

    Hey Adam, thanks for the link. As for Cletus’s “Friend,” I’m skeptical. It seems a little unsubstantiated. And I think “breakup” is an extreme way to put it. I don’t imagine those guys make six flicks together and don’t have a system for working through a disagreement about one scene. I think the SModcast void has more to do with the schedule of shooting ‘Zack and Miri’ than some tiff between the two of them. I’m sure they’ll be laughing about it on the commentary track this time next year.

  40. Isurus Avatar
    Isurus

    Hey Adam, thanks for the link, as to the “breakup” rumors, it really sounds like unsubstantiated b.s.

  41. Channicus Avatar
    Channicus

    LOL @ idiots trying to spread e-rumours.

    Get a fucking life…for christs sake…

  42. Ned Avatar
    Ned

    Cletus is probably Smith fucking with us.

  43. Jeff Foulsham Avatar
    Jeff Foulsham

    hey peter if you are truly on set could you perhaps find a reason they neglect us/a comeback date?

    we’d really appreciate it!

  44. Alexis Avatar
    Alexis

    while i am missing SModcast i am totally stoked to see the new flicks….keep up the brilliant work!

  45. Peter Avatar
    Peter

    Here’s some “inside news”, the production of Zach and Miri Make a Porno has halted due to the fact there has been a godzilla sighting in Los Angeles.

  46. madonnaneedsacumbath Avatar
    madonnaneedsacumbath

    Hey guys! Hope you come back soon!

  47. Ned Smitty Avatar
    Ned Smitty

    Mos and Kev are still very much in love, and are just a little too busy right now to do a smod. Look for a new one in about two weeks.

  48. Jo Avatar
    Jo

    We need a new smodcast! Getting withdrawals!

  49. Maggs Avatar
    Maggs

    I am a homeless person with wireless and a Mac who lives on the set of Z&M. The real reason there’s no SModcast is because Helen Keller stumbled onto the set whilst Jason had his teeth out so he could better service Seth Rogan, thought the teeth were a handheld braille reader, started trying to read the scripts with them, chewed up all the scripts; M Night stopped by to help with rewrites, started arguing about homosexually charged phallic imagery in the last edition of the ‘Potter series with Mos; Kev started feeling left out of the circle jerk, went home to drown in donuts and pizza, which the weiner dog ate up and shat out all over Kev’s iMac containing all the digital footage shot so far, destroying the hard drive; and now Jack Black and Danny Glover have to recreate the entire movie because everyone else is too busy F’ing Seth Rogan.
    So that’s why there is no new SModcast.
    If there had been a new SModcast no one would have been subjected to that.

  50. Phill Avatar
    Phill

    god damn artards trying to start rumors about kevin and scott.

    when you get around to it, a new smodcast would be greatly appreciated.

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