SModcast 44

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SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

SModcast 44: Thuffering Thucotash –

In which one of our heroes is accompanied by a special guest making his triumphant return with tales of orthodontia, long distance love, the bare necessities, cultural understanding, and talk of “Zack and Miri”. Plus, a quiz!

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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705 responses to “SModcast 44”

February 19, 2008

Brady

im sure somewhere out there mothers to be put headphones up to their stomaches and let their unborn children listen to SModcast
February 19, 2008

James

14…my christ on a pogostick
February 19, 2008

Warpath72

This sucks the 38th…
February 19, 2008

random_Latvian

omg, this is gettin absurd. that movie better be worth it, and have Mewes in every single scene. Hell yeah I mean every single shot, he doesn’t have to talk or anything, just be there. xD while those two are making the porn he might stand on the side drinkin starbucks and reading Newsweek. I would laugh so hard if that happened.
February 19, 2008

Nick

I’m not saying only Kev can say “sir” “sirs”

Its just don’t you have anything better to do than replicate the basic speech patterns off him??

Seriously THAT fucking bugs me.
You shit cunt.
February 19, 2008

Twinks

Yeah, well I’m still the twinkle in my father’s eye, so =P
February 19, 2008

Jeff Foulsham

i’m probablythe biggest loser on here. i’m so lost without smodcast that i’ve been checking for a new episode every few hours. WHHHHYYYY GOOOD WHHYYY???? what have we done to deserve this?? i have a need for smeed.. or a nod for smod? see? i’m losing my mind with out our meandering palaver of dudes with boring voices!!!!
February 19, 2008

Brady

hm… well played “Twinks”
February 19, 2008

brandon

Shoot must not be going too well, eh? sorry.
February 19, 2008

Jacob

FFS Where the hell is SModcast?
Another week and I take it off my list completely. This is joke.
February 19, 2008

w0bzz

Another weekend without smodcast… C’mon Kev, I need more Harry Scotter 🙁
February 19, 2008

Jake Tepper

Ahaha, I too am 14!
February 19, 2008

Brandon

Love the movies. Burned through the archives of SModcast.

Now what?

Suicide vest. Or something equally cathartic.
February 19, 2008

Jenny

Yes! Us 14 year olds will unite and together we shall… Probably do nothing.
February 19, 2008

missing smodcast

I’m the youngest listener – I’m still in the womb!
February 19, 2008

Morgan King

Woah, at first I thought Jason was kidding about having a minimum amount of teeth left, that’s crazy.

This was pretty entertaining, I’m going to start listening to this more.
February 19, 2008

Dan

To the fucking douchebags like Jacob:

Shut your fucking mouths. They do this shit for free, and they have far more important things to do right now. Keep insulting them and maybe they’ll decide not to do the show anymore. Because assholes like you don’t appreciate shit.
February 20, 2008

Nick

KEV and SCOTT?!?!?!?!?!?

I am going through serious withdrawl symptoms of your tomfoolery.

I demand an explanation as to there being no SMODCAST in the form of ten SMODCASTS. RIght quick!

No amount of Seth Rogan balls will remedy this!
February 20, 2008

Evan Foster

Another funny SModcast fellas. You know, the people who talk trash on here are kind of stupid. Why go out of your way to both listen to it, then trash it, if you really don’t like it? I would think that if it was that bad, you would go about your daily business with your sick sense of entitlement. If you don’t like the SModcast, make your own. Hopefully, your podcast will be the one that all other podcasts beat off to out of admiration. Keep up the good work guys.
February 20, 2008

Tim

when this comments page loads, does anyone else have to scroll down about a page and a half of white space at the top? coz i do…
February 20, 2008

Jaunty

Gentlemen,
If your schedule does not permit the immediate recording of another delightful Smodcast, then perhaps you would be able to suggest an appropriate date for your patrons to return to this website.
Regards
February 20, 2008

Peter

Thanks to you Kev I’ve been smoking Nail Ciggarettes mmmm the nicotine is delicious the tobacco is so smooth $44.50 for a carton a division of Nail Corp.
February 20, 2008

Matt

SModcast, I need you back. How else will I delay work with out SModcast to help me out? How, READ?
February 20, 2008

Peter J.

I agree, a “return of Smod” date would be appreciated, and after nearly a month it seems to be in order as well.

P.S. I’ve been eating Fruit Loops all morning and not once has the milk turned blue. Did they changed the recipe on us? Isn’t the milk suppose to turn blue?

Kev, maybe that’s something you can follow up on for me when you take your tour. Thanks bunches buddy.
February 20, 2008

fridayjones

Guys,

Don’t listen to haters. Keep working on that movie, which is why you have a following for this podcast and the entire View Askewniverse in the first place!

Patience.
February 20, 2008

Peter

Now I don’t want to upset the apple cart…but we should all shut the fuck up. These dudes are not only out there making a movie, more importantly, they are out there making a living. So there hasn’t been a new SModcast in a month, big deal. Get on with you life and sooner or later a new one will magically appear. Sure, I would take take a cum wad to the neck and or face to listen to a new SModcast, who wouldn’t?

Regards,
Fuck you for reading
February 20, 2008

Niall McGuinness

Hey Scott and Kevin, thank you for that podcast.

Its taking me awhile to get round to posting on the page, but here i am!

Love the podcasts. Only realised you actually did one at the end of December,and I’ve been a fan for over 12years! A few days ago I completed listening to all of them to date.

Had a few awkward moments in public (buses,shopping etc.) where I just burst out into laughter, and subsided into constant giggling, but that added to the humour :).

I’ve now recommended the podcast to non fan friends, who have become part of the Smith loving throng over night
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Kevin, I just finished Silent Bob Speaks and I’m now tearing through My Boring-Ass Life.Tremendous stuff!

Got to love that Harry Scotter, didn’t take Mosier to be a Potter fan

Finally, get your bum to Ireland sometime!!!The people are crying out for you, North and South of the border.

Keep up the good work sir. I hope you, Jen, Harley, the rest of the family and all those around you are happy and in good health.

Much adoration, Niall McGuinness (Belfast, Northern Ireland)
February 20, 2008

elle

TIM: Yes, it’s the same way for me. Not sure why.
February 20, 2008

Shaun

Hey gang,

Thanks for the last SMod, i know your busy and its great you took time out of Production to do it? Hope all is going well on Zac and Miri. My days are easier when i have something good to listen too.

Kev, you were supposed to be in the UK doing a signing in October, but you were a no-show, what happened dude? i was totally bummed you didn’t show.

Anyways, i gotta get back to writing and trying to get agents to read my script so i can join the hollywood ranks, wooo.

Have a week!
February 20, 2008

hamdrop

please stop telling your ages. this is starting to look like a ‘to catch a predator’ chat log.
February 20, 2008

Danielle

OK so up here in MN it’s freezing and depressing… And in these cold dark hours, this Scandinavian girl needs something to keep her going!

So that’s dramatic, but it’s the only time I get some “crassness” in my life! I’m sick of election talk!

All the same I hope you are having fun filming. (BTW: I live in Eden Prairie… they redid the mall. bastards.)

Moiser I wish you weren’t married… Kevin I like Jen too much to say the same.

Hurry Back!
February 21, 2008

Jeff Foulsham

i really wanted this post to add to the conversation, but there isn’t much left that hasn’t been said… anyway, listening to smodcast makes me want to do my own podcast. too bad it costs money to buy the equipment 🙁

anyway, i think this will be my last post (not that any of you care) until a new smod comes out… whenever that is.

and i agree Kev and Scott, you NEED to post a date for us to know when a new one may come out!!

bye all, it’s been fun
February 21, 2008

Eetram the Crippled

Ok I know your shooting a movie and all….but PLEASE can we get us a new smodcast?!?! dude…I cant leave the house and this has been one of my few comforts!
February 21, 2008

Jamie

This pod cast is always such good fun it’s well worth waiting for,I just hope youse guyz get back to it soon
February 21, 2008

Yort

damn boys am seriously missing smodcast.. even if your not getting time at least post a date we can all look forward to hearing the best ‘cast out there..
anyway have been re-listening to the old cast and they are still great
February 21, 2008

damian

O.K. this is wierd. You can do a new SModcast nooow! Man you keep us fools hanging!
February 21, 2008

Deviled Egg

OH BLOODY HELL!!!……………….. That is all
February 22, 2008

Channicus

I bet 10 bucks Kev snuck on here under a fake name and was one of the dozens of people to basically say “fuck off, they’re making a movie, stop whining and gtfo”…

If not, I wonder if he’ll actually read all of these posts…has he ever replied to people through here?
February 22, 2008

malt

There needs to be a RSS feed of just the SModcasts! Not the rest of the content on this site or news askew, just a separate feed with smodcasts. Now!
February 22, 2008

Ned

It’s been over a month 🙁
February 22, 2008

Arnell

Toss the salad
February 22, 2008

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I have withdrawal symptoms , Iâ€™ve watched the films, read the books, listened to the commentaryâ€™s, re watched the train wrecks from clerks 2 and listened to old smodcasts, I even found sucks less with Kevin smith episodes and watched them. Iâ€™m running out of material , cant wait till the new evening with comes out so I can watch that 20 times
February 22, 2008

Chris

I am sure Mr. Smith is very flattered that he is so missed but… Christ on a cracker! As others have mentioned, he’s in the middle of making a movie and has a family! I understand about being an uber-fan but get out from under the wet blanket, take yourself off of suicide watch and join the ranks of the living! There are other things you can do with your life! I would guess that most of you impatient trolls didn’t grow up in the 70’s cuz in those days you had to wait for everything! It took five fucking years for a theatrical release to hit television. Broadcast television. We didn’t have cable or videotapes or satellite dishes or dvds! Or computers. But we did have something else. Two things, actually. #1-Patience. Try it on for size. It calms you down and keeps you from seeming needy. #2-Legs. (I suppose that could be considered three things, but I digress.) Use these appendages to go outside (away from your computer) and get reacquainted with the sun and hold a leaf in your hand. If you just said, “But it’s snowing and there are no leaves”, shut the fuck up! You know what I meant. There is a whole world out there drones. Go get a taste.
Kev and Scott, I’ll see you when I see you. I mean hear you.
Late.
February 22, 2008

steve

any chance of getting seth rogen on the next smodcast?? SMETHcast!! that would so be worth the wait.
February 22, 2008

Kay

stfu chris.
February 23, 2008

Frank

^Seconded^
February 23, 2008

Peter J.

This morning I awoke and realized that Smodcast just might be dead and gone forever. And then I remembered these words of wisdom:

“Nothing can kill the Grimus”

🙂 Thanks for helping me keep the faith brothers.

P.S. Wow, there are some real hateful little children that frequent this site.
Please go do your crying somewhere else kids. Thanks.

P.P.S. I will not post again until a new Smodcast is released . . . sooo see you other fellow loyal listeners this May. Cheers.
February 23, 2008

damian

People be joshing chris. We just like to let folks know that they are missed. No need to fire up the sarcasm dude. Hope you find yours..
February 23, 2008

elle

I’m on board with the others who are not posting again until a new one is out. We have all expressed our unhealthy desire for a new SMod and there’s not much more we can do or say. We just have to wait.

I do think an expected date for a new SMod from Kevin would be great. Like most of y’all, I’m tired of checking this site 100 times a day to see if a new one’s out.
February 23, 2008

Ned

Fuck this, if there isn’t a SMODCAST soon I’m gonna steal Kevin’s pillow.

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