SModcast 44

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SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

SModcast 44: Thuffering Thucotash –

In which one of our heroes is accompanied by a special guest making his triumphant return with tales of orthodontia, long distance love, the bare necessities, cultural understanding, and talk of “Zack and Miri”. Plus, a quiz!

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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705 responses to “SModcast 44”

February 14, 2008

Maggie

Please please please make a new cast!
February 14, 2008

Paul

94…

Mr. Upset: it’s through, not threw.
February 14, 2008

Ned

Dear God, I need SModcast or I can’t sleep!
February 15, 2008

Kay

will give head for SMod.

I’m moving in 12 days and wont have the internet again for a while.. if there isnt a new SModcast by then.. i just don’t know what will become of me..
February 15, 2008

DroneFromSector7G

45 – The Ever Elusive SModcast Episode = TEESE

…yeah, I know its spelled wrong.
February 15, 2008

Jay Schizoid

The absense of new smodcasts just really shows how crappy every other podcast out there is. I’ve went to many other podcasts trying to get my fix and it’s just not the same as ol Kev and Scott shooting the shit. I say Forget about Zack and Miri altogether, and just make a Smodcast movie.
February 15, 2008

Peter J.

I guess shooting ‘tits ‘n’ ass’ is more exciting than talking about ‘the Oscars and dead people’.

I understand Kevin. No worries – I’m looking forward to all the erection inducing (female) nipple footage in your new flick. That’s still likely more than a year off, however. BRING ON THE DARK KNIGHT!!!
February 15, 2008

Jim DeSantis

I love the show.

You should just let other fill in for you when you are not there. I listen while I am at work, and it gets me through most Mondays.

Good Luck in Pittsburgh. I use to live there. People are awesome there, but the weather is crap.
February 15, 2008

Oz Gilead

When’s the new episode coming out? Its been nearly a month. Have you both been impaled?
February 15, 2008

April B.

It’s probably going to be a bit ’till the next one ladies and sirs. They are trying to film a flick. It’s very time-consuming. :]
February 16, 2008

will

man, really shoulda had more in the bag than this. need a smodfix soon fellas, cmon!
February 16, 2008

Chad

We already lost Heath Ledger, we can’t loose SModcast too!!!
February 16, 2008

Jonah

To make up for this lack of Smod you guys should do like a 4 hour long Smodcast and have Bryan Johnson on he may be the best gust you guys have had
February 17, 2008

Nick

Ok, you need to get your producer to organise some fucking recording time.
It’s been way to long without you two shooting the shit about Hellen Keller and Walt Flannigans Dog.
As Jonah said above, Bryan Johnson, is probably the most exciting guest on the show and should come on for an hour or so and he and walt can discuss “cocktailing” perscription meds and further benefit Mr.Flannigans Psychiatric Learnings.

And please, to ALL these people posting. DONT SAY “SIR” or “SIRS”

Just because Kevin and Jason say it, doesn’t mean you should pretend you do as well. Its the most annoying thing hearing some Online Alias slander the noun “sir” because he hears Kevin say it.

PS.
Get Rogan on.
February 17, 2008

Ali

Kevin and Jay are one note jokes that only stoners laugh at
February 17, 2008

Peter

if i dont get a smodcast soon im gonna start shooting old already used smodcasts into my veins to get my fix
February 17, 2008

Campbell

I wrote a Clerks cartoon song. Maybe I should write a “why are we waiting…for smodcast” protest song.

Or maybe I should just shut the fuck up. Probably…
February 17, 2008

Gregsy

For every day there isn’t a new smodcast, I will kill a baby seal. You guys better get started, or I’m gonna ride a river of seals blood to your houses and kick you both in the kidneys.
February 17, 2008

Bryan

I can’t tell which is more addicting nicotine or cigarettes. I know I’ve never had nicotine withdrawls though
February 17, 2008

Bryan

I posted that wrong I meant to say smodcast is more addicting. Ya’ll get the idea
February 17, 2008

Alex

mother of fucking mercy…
i need SModcast 45… jesus fuckin christ, i know you guys are making Z&M… but god smod is fuckin addicitng…
February 17, 2008

Wes

Any chance of us getting #45, i’m need more SMODCAST!
February 17, 2008

elle

Nick – if you’re gonna put down people for saying “sir” then maybe you should learn how to spell Rogen. Just a suggestion.
February 17, 2008

mlcsmith

Nick, there are 7 posts that include a reference to ‘sir’ which includes yours and Elle’s. Out of 169 posts, that aint much. Plus my use of ‘sir’ was my own little skit based on the episode, and hence in character. How do ya like dem apples SIR!

Between a new SModcast and a new film, I am behind the film, pants down. I can listen to reruns until they come back for another fix.
February 17, 2008

Campbell

You would think that our shared love of SModcast and all things Smith/Mosier would mean that there wouldn’t be so much infighting. Can’t we all just get along? No?

Ok.
February 17, 2008

April B.

You know we are allowed to say as we please. But I am far too mature to get into a pathetic internet fight.
Everyone here, in my opinion, needs to calm down. Remember: you guys like Kevin Smith because he makes good movies. Which it what he is doing right now. :] So basically what you are asking is a lot. They’re very busy, making a movie is not easy. There isn’t a lot of down time, and when their is you spend it doing things you also need to get done. Like spending time with your friends, spouse and other things. Kevin’s a busy man, jesus, give him and Mos a break.
But I shall get off my soap box now and go else where. This is only my opinion and it’s all I can give. 😀
February 18, 2008

Ashley S

Does anyone remember SModcast #37 when Kevin talked about how they would be releasing episodes on ViewAskew and then a week later they’d be up on iTunes and he then compared this to the Nazis working their way up to genocide. He suggested that we all stand up and revolt before it got any worse, but we didn’t and now it would appear we have all fallen under the control of SMod, I read one guy can’t sleep without it, so yeah… we should have acted before, but we didn’t and now this is what we get… god help us all…
February 18, 2008

Jeff Foulsham

Ashley S is right! we should have revolted! now i’m sitting in my apartment doing drugs trying fill the void in my life created by the absence of SMOD. no amount of alcohol or pot can make this empty feeling go away.

and Gregsy, i think i might help you with the baby seal problem, surely killing will help fill the void… the dark, dark void…
February 18, 2008

Nick

I’m not fighting with anyone, I merely get annoyed when people take a phrase from someone who can pull it off, and repeat it until it gets to a point of ridiculousness.

And for all you people who are craving some SModcast, go back to episode 35. You won’t be disappointed.

But in all honesty, Kev, if you aren’t going to update smodcast during shooting, leave a message, I read about some guy wanting to kill seals?

Oh and, if your looking for a fluffer for Zach and Miri’s porno, ask that ELLE, who pointed out my spelling error above.
😛 jokes.
February 18, 2008

dan

wow i guess i am going to kill my self because no smodcast oh well bye every one i am putting a shot gun to my noggin now 🙁 *bang*…..
February 18, 2008

Bryan

You know the only good thing coming from not having SModcast in so long is? That when it finally does come back its going to be like getting 37 blowjobs… at once
February 18, 2008

Nick

^Bryan

You put the whole thing into context.
February 18, 2008

Ryan

Fuck making Zach and Miri! Just make a new smodcast everyday!
February 18, 2008

mlcsmith

Nick, you are being overly judgemental. Who are you to say who can and cannot pull off the use of ‘sir’ or any other catch phrase from something in popular culture. It’s like telling people they can’t say or use ‘d’oh’, ‘use the force’, or even ‘you’re gonna need a bigger boat’ because they’re not cool enough or famous enough for you. That bugs me.
February 18, 2008

RaLpH

Has anyone ever noticed how My Boring Ass Life is pretty much advertised alot, just like saying “read a Smodcast”. I can’t read while driving to work, or can I… no I can’t. I tired that on in 04′ and almost drove into a ditch. Why can’t I be cross eyed so I can keep one eye on the road and read at the same time?
February 18, 2008

Marcelo

^Bryan
You have 37 dicks?!
I only have 17 :/

ps: i think kevin broke up with mosier.
February 18, 2008

Talkative Bob

I log in today and hope for a new SModcast and find that we are about to kill one another or others for that matter. For shame on you all…lol
I would like to thank you Peter J for thinking of me on Valentine’s Day instead of going out on a date.
February 18, 2008

The not so silent Bob

I come back here about once a week now to check on it and find reference to Nazi take overs, and wholesale baby seal slaughter as examples of what to with ones smod-less time. My favorite episodes are the ones with Jen. Kevin grills her about her chubby chasing ways and you can hear her gritting her teeth over the mic. I would like to point out one more dandy of a post, some boil covered ball sack said Kevin and Mewes are one joke wonders that only stoners get, or something to that effect (I’ve scrolled too far down and haven’t the energy to get a direct quote.) I’ve got to say you have to be pretty invested into the View-Akewniverse to even find this place, so something doesn’t smell right with that one. I am not a stoner, if you are thats great, but aside from dick and fart jokes that Kevin has built an empire on, there are layers of material and references that resonate with a cult type audience. I don’t know why I like what I like, but I don’t like to get invested into a new character ever time I watch a movie. I like watching them develop over their adventures. I like seeing influences of other movies and pop culture sprinkled on like paprika, Silent Bob’s line, “no ticket” in Dogma, classic Indiana Jones reference, it was perfectly timed and carried out in such a way that two words made me laugh until a tear rolled down my cheek. Kevin’s facial pantomime in that same movie are masterful as well. I must get back to earning a living I’ll check back on all of you next week to see the baby seal death toll.
February 18, 2008

elle

I’ll happily be a Rogen fluffer. Anytime, anyplace.
February 18, 2008

MoparPower

If I don’t get some SMOD soon, I’m adding Ned Smitty as a nickname of Mosiers on IMDB!!
February 18, 2008

Bryan

Agreeing with The Not so silent bob,

Kevin has a huge cult following. Not only because he makes amazing movies that speak to all generations (yes I did like Jersey Girl), but he also started from nothing. I think many people realize this and even if they don’t like the dick and fart jokes that kevin makes they should still give him respect because where he started from making Clerks to where he is today is monumental in the film industry.

P.S. I do have 37 dicks and they are located all over my body… its quite a neuscence
February 18, 2008

grunter

Sorry to disappoint you elle, but fluffing is a man’s job. You gotta own the equipment before you can even pretend to know how to apply tongue to dangle to create sparks.

Plus, you’re waaaay too late to the party. Me and my army of bear-identified men have been camping out on Seth’s doorstep like it was 1999 and he was an early print of “Phantom Menace.” Should the man ever “switch-hit” for the other team, he has a guaranteed lifetime supply of oral pleasure awaiting him in the bear community. Dare I suggest that the head of his penis might never see full-daylight ever again? Yes, I do.
February 18, 2008

andy

Another week without some smod.
don’t know how much longer I’m gonna make it.
*Loads gun*
February 18, 2008

josh temple

hi im 16 possibly youngest listener dont know thanks kev and mosier your movies are hilarious and my life is spent listening to smodcast you guys are fuckin awesom well you need more mewes he is one silly ass mofo looking forward to #45 and in that helen keller episode that metallica video you were talkin about was “one” best music video ever but yeah keep up on the clerks and jay and bob
peace
February 18, 2008

BenJones

We know that Kevinâ€™s foray into filmmaking was caused by his early love of classics like Jaws Star Wars compounded with being left alone at the local movie theatre for hours on end, but what caused Scottâ€™s love for cinema and his eventual career as uber-producer and (hopefully someday) director?
February 18, 2008

Danny

josh temple, im 16 too. you’re not so special. but its been DAMN long without a smodcast. Zach and Miri is important, but we need some update. We can’t do this cold turkey.
February 18, 2008

Brady

Ahaha “hi im 16 possibly youngest listener” how much fuckin attention do you need? I’m (wait for it)… 15 *gasp* and I listen to SModcast too. Like Danny said, you aren’t that special.
February 19, 2008

DwightDGreen

I’m 3 years old
February 19, 2008

Jeff Foulsham

i havent even been born yet.
February 19, 2008

Jenny

Haha im the winner im 14!
Maybe when Zach and Miri is on dvd we’ll get a new SModcast..

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