SModcast 44

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SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

SModcast 44: Thuffering Thucotash –

In which one of our heroes is accompanied by a special guest making his triumphant return with tales of orthodontia, long distance love, the bare necessities, cultural understanding, and talk of “Zack and Miri”. Plus, a quiz!

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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705 responses to “SModcast 44”

February 11, 2008

Peter J.

Roy Scheider died?!? I don’t think it overstepping to say that all our best wishes and prayers are w/ he and his family. It is very appropriate that I learn of this new at QSE, as we all know what a great fan Kevin is of his, and I am such a great fan of Kevin’s with much respect to Mr. Scheider as well.

It is also apropos to learn than Scheider was once an semi-pro boxer in Jersey (which is how he received his distinctive nose – I guess maybe he lost that match). Much love to Kevin and Mos and all the brethren of JAWS fandom.

(This is likely in poor taste, but) First Heath Ledger, now Roy Scheider, how many more famous actors need to die before SModcast returns Kevin. – lol Come’on, smile people, is a lot healthier than crying. Let’s laugh through the pain. Farewell Sir Roy. ***love & peace****
February 11, 2008

friend

dang, i was really hoping to see a new smod this morning =\
February 11, 2008

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February 11, 2008

The not so silent Bob

That flash bit was amazing. I would love to see a full length version with each smod cast, but I imagine that would be like a full time job. I love the movie posters on the wall. Jay and Bob in egypt, classic.
February 11, 2008

dan

wow i dont no if i want to live any more
February 11, 2008

Peter

Okay…I think this should go without saying. We need to form a search party until we find Kevin and Mos. We need to be checking under trucks for the most part. Let’s hope they return tonight with a new SModcast before we start the search. Frankly because I am too damn lazy, and it is cold as fuck here in Minnesota. Can’t wait to see some porn.
February 11, 2008

Matt

Hope you get a little time to do a new one soon Kev. I’m starting to shake. Good luck on Zack and Miri.
February 11, 2008

chris

I can not express the feelings of loss and sadness that are overpowering my every move without a new smodcast. I am sure your movie is important to you but it pales in comparison how important a new smodcast is for me. I will fly out to pittsburgh and help you finish your film if you will just create a new smodcast. If I die of boredom behind my desk it is on you!
February 11, 2008

12Donkeys

Kev, Scott – you’re letting your day jobs get in the way of the important business of smodcasting.
How’s this for an idea that’s probably already been suggested 50 times – break with the format for a special smodcast where you just wander round set/trailers with a recorder and chat to some cast and crew?
February 11, 2008

i miss my Donkey

Really missing the Smodcast, but… loving Reaper in the mean time. Keep up the good work all of you!
February 11, 2008

Justin

I had a feelin’ we would not have Smodcast regularly with Kev and Scott shootin’ the new flick. But it’s a small price to pay to get “Porno” made, and out faster.
February 11, 2008

Thunder

Directing a feature film is just about the most overwhelming, all-encompassing thing one human being can do. Kevin will be lucky to get 5 or 6 hours sleep a night until the shoot is over. I’m thinking Smod is going to get pretty rare for a while.
February 11, 2008

Another Chan

you know your lifes pathetic when you’re checking for a new smodcast once every hour…on the hour all the while knowing that nothing will have changed….and yet here i am. *stares hoplessly into the distance*
February 11, 2008

Marcelo

Where is the new smodcast??!! I need my fix man!
February 11, 2008

elle

Jack, fuck off. Rogen rules and the idea of Kevin and Rogen together on a SMod makes me a very giddy girl.
February 11, 2008

Phill

god damn I’m losin it without smodcast

I thought I saw a fuckin rhino today.
February 11, 2008

Kay

i guess we’re trading our weekly dose of SMod for ZAMMAP. what a sacrifice must be made for art.
February 11, 2008

Peter

JESUS CHRIST Without SModcast im going deaf…..i don’t know whats what anymore…..i almost ate a chair today cuz it looked like a roast pig
February 11, 2008

redcat

I used to be a left wing radio junkie, now I crave SModcast. Since I began listening I swear more, I’m lethargic and I make off color remarks at inoportune times.

Thanks guys. I think.
February 11, 2008

Jesse

“That ain’t cool!”
February 11, 2008

Patch

If I might make a suggestion, when you do get some free time Kev you might wanna get three or four smodcasts in the can so even if you’re too busy working on the flick there will be something for us fans. It’s always good to have some back ups (this is why it took seven years to finish Spider-Man/Black Cat)
February 12, 2008

Channicus

Hey Kev, I’m sure I don’t have to tell you this, but don’t sweat the angry mob. I was a part of it up until today. I pretty much listen to a different smodcast each night when I go to bed, I get at least 30 minutes into it before I fall asleep. I’ll just start at 1 again and hope that within the next 44 days that there is a new smodcast!

If not, then keep kicking ass on the set.
February 12, 2008

VEGAS

Would it be possible to say Smodcast is becoming an addiction?
I have been hitting the update button on iTunes for a while now waiting for 44 to go to 45. Only Time Will Tell
February 12, 2008

He who shall remain hidden

I’m not sure if I oculd fall asleep to people talking…especially ones as funny as the SModcast crew.
February 12, 2008

duff

**sigh** i actually dreamed about a new smodcast last night. how lame is that. **sigh**
February 12, 2008

Sean

Kev’s missed how many deadlines? Maybe he thinks he’s writing another comic series…in that case, it could be a year before we hear from him.
I kid, I swear. Just a little SMod withdrawal.
February 12, 2008

Magnoliafan

Man, I miss the podcast. I realize it’s a small price to pay for a new movie, but I’d be happy with a Waltcast or something in the meantime! Maybe him and Brian and company can tell some embarrassing Kev stories. Snoogums
February 12, 2008

Steve

Hey Sir,

I was behind on my smodcast listening so I understand being behind on making them. So as it were I just listened to the Xmas Cast and would like to offer my living room and 50″ plasma here in Pittsburgh if you haven’t gotten to watch Conan yet.

Keep up the good if slow to happen work. Good luck on the new picture and I hope the ‘Burgh treats you alright.
February 12, 2008

Talkative Bob

I got an idea for everyone bitching about no Smodcast…..Try to direct a movie, and do anything else, then get back at Kev. I love Smodcast, but I would much rather Zak get out as quickly as possible instead of the weekly Smod(hate to say that) And other than that one dude, none of us have died because Smodcast isn’t out yet…lol
February 12, 2008

Biff Loman

Had to switch from Smodcast to the Bill Moyer’s Journal podcast in your absence and while Bill is most defientley better informed he never gets around to covering the important issues. You know the gritty need to know issues like fletching, miracle cumm eating diets, the evils found in large bodies of water or what Scott has done with his garden lately. Keeping up to date with the intrices of campagin finace reform is one thing but does that knowledge keep my safe from the Hobo spider? Mind eating bacteria? Internet Predtors? COUCH SURFING!? I know we’re going to get a sweet flick out of the deal but I’m worried I might not live long enough to see it if I don’t get my podcast fix.
February 12, 2008

moonraper

I miss my weekly dose of mosier! Hope you both return soon with limbs & sanity intact.
February 12, 2008

Shane

I miss the weekly SMod, but I know it’s going to be worth it for Zack and Miri.
February 12, 2008

schmidty

WE NEED SMODCAST!!!!
February 13, 2008

Patch

You tease us with 44 Smodcasts and just leave us hanging. You’re a cocktease Kevin. You’re like all those women who used to say you had a small dick. (I’m just kidding. I know you’re working hard on the new flick. Just try and take an afternoon off and do a bunch of smodcasts and then they’ll be extras for when you’re busy in the future)
February 13, 2008

John

I have the need…the need for smeedcast…
February 13, 2008

Peter J.

Wow “Talkative Bob”, if you’re gonna make reference my post, then please don’t take it out of context. I said “other famous actors” and Roy Scheider isn’t just “some dude”. He AND Heath Ledger (whom I also spoke of) will be remembered for many decades yet to come. Thank You.

P.S. Why don’t *you* go try making a movie, maybe then you won’t have time to come in here and ‘get on your high-horse’ tough guy. Cheers.
February 13, 2008

Jeffrey

Just looking forward to a new SMod…. Good luck with Zack and Miri…. .Just saw Catch and release, very funny.. Good Job on that one… and Die Hard too…….we need to see more of you just acting in addition to your great work as a writer/director
Maybe a story of an Intrepid Podcaster gone awry???

RIP Roy Shieder (aformentioned post)- an esteemed Alum of Franklin and Marshall College here in Lancaster, PA and the Green Room Theater there….. and of Course Heath Ledger
later
wetter
February 13, 2008

Ben

Roy Shieder of SeaQuest DSV? Damn, I always thought he was a good actor, although I can’t remember much else he did than Jaws and the SeaQuest show…I think that was him…Wasn’t it? I can’t remember now….

Anyways, it does kinda suck to be SModless for a month now, but I’m sure the new movie will be worth it. At least the writers are back now so I’ll have some good TV to keep me entertained, but it would be great to have a one-two punch of new Smodcast on Monday and then new Jericho on Tuesdays!

BTW, I just became unemployed, so if you need some Canadian crew, I’m willing to work for Maple Syrup. 😉
February 13, 2008

Talkative Bob

I’m sorry Peter J, I had not idea the deaths of Roy Scheider and Heath Ledger where due to lack of Smodcast. That my bad for having a lack of information. I have made/been in tons of movies, I have the titular line in Star Wars. You can see me on my “high horse” impossible to miss.
February 13, 2008

Talkative Bob

lol, no idea even…maybe if one is going to rant they should learn to spell..or at least double check their rants..damn it, that nor grammar where ever my areas..
February 13, 2008

Talkative Bob

lol, no idea even, i guess if one is going to rant they need to learn to double check their rants…grammar and spelling were always my down fall….
February 13, 2008

fruvous

realize you’re busy and i truly appreciate all the energy your putting into the porno flick, but couldn’t you just carry a minidisc recorder around your neck while you’re on the set and have whoever’s mixing this turn it into a smodcast? you might think that isn’t so interesting, but hearing you and seth rogan discussing where the pillow should go for the next scene is more interesting than my day job. and i know, i know… your job is not pleaser of me, but please… here’s a joke to motivate:
Q: Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
A: You’d run away to if your name was maaaahhrssdhaijklwueyanfdkjfeia (go ahead try and say it – works better in person)
February 13, 2008

PaulFromJersey

Hey Kevin
We all know how you react to critics about your movies, but how do you react (personally) when you are told that certain things need to come out in order to achieve a certain rating? Do you take it personally or do you say ‘Fuck it, I’ll just throw it in the special edition DVD’. Do you feal adding deleted scenes or cut content to a supplement DVD helps writers/directors/producers cope with the butchering of their flicks?
Oh, where’s 45?

Thanks,
Paul
February 13, 2008

KimO

FUCK!
You know how it is when you buy a season of a tv-show and you really like it, so bad that you stay in all weekend just to finish 24 1 hour long episodes. And then you get the craving for more, so you get in your car drive to a store and buy it even though it’s overpriced as hell and you could get it half price online. Just because you need to see the next episode, and then one more and so on….

I bet Mewes has had a feeling similar to this one previously in his life, I have have the that need now…

I started downloading SModcast the last week in january, now I’ve listened to all 44, in basically a bit more than a week, and now it’s gone, inaccesible…

No matter how overpriced it may be, I cant get it..

Anyways, looking forward to Zack and Miri, though it will probably be delayed quite som time here in Norway, though if I’m extremly lucky, the film will be released in the US first part of september when I’m there for a few weeks, think I have to rent a car and visit the Stash in Red Bank.

Would be nice if you could get some of the actors on the SModcast once.

Enough ranting from my side.

Cheers, Kim(it’s a fucking guys name in Norway so don’t get a boner!)
February 13, 2008

Wobbuffet

WHEN IS THE NEXT SMODCAST COMING OUT!?!?!? It’s been 3 weeks, kev. c’monnnnn 🙁
February 14, 2008

al

for the love of my sanity please give me some smodcast. affleck hasn’t done much lately, throw the man a sandwich to record a couple of shows.
February 14, 2008

Mr. Upset

While there are plenty of tragedies happening this very moment, I have to say that not having a dose of smodcast; for what seems to be almost 6 months, has to be the single worse thing this fine world has gone threw. Though in your defense Mr. Smith, and Mr. Mosier (if those are your real names) I hear your working on a moving picture film. I don’t necessarily believe you actually write, direct, or even cater an actual motion picture, my guess it’s all a facade to boost your Internet celebrity. But with this long absence from smodcast (which is probably a publicity stunt, we’ll probably see Kevin Smith missing on digg by next week)your fame is slowly fading, and soon you’ll be but a faint memory in the back of the future youth of tomorrow’s mind.
February 14, 2008

Peter J.

Talky Bobby, it was a joke within my post; a joke. And you misquoted my post. I likely would not have bothered even mentioning it, if you hadn’t taken said quote so very far out of context.

Clearly I’m not going to win this match of “which of these two is more berrefed of a social life?”. So I’ll leave you to continue not fully reading/understanding my words (along w/ the words of others) and log more lies here atop your imaginary pedestal. Good day.

Oh, I get it, your handle here is “talkative Bob” because Kevin’s famous character’s name is “Silent Bob”. . . . Wow, the sheer wit or your creative abilities astounds us all. Bravo!!
February 14, 2008

Peter

Mr. Smith, 95% of us would blow you and Mos for a new cast.
February 14, 2008

Maggs

96%; a big, burly bunch of bears are ready and waiting behind the local convenience store with mouths agape. Come on, Kev. Do it for the gays.

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