SModcast 44

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 44: Thuffering Thucotash –

In which one of our heroes is accompanied by a special guest making his triumphant return with tales of orthodontia, long distance love, the bare necessities, cultural understanding, and talk of “Zack and Miri”. Plus, a quiz!

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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705 responses to “SModcast 44”

  1. C Avatar
    C

    First time writer,,long time smodcast listener.Have loved everything you have done until this one.Gotta say,,pretty boring ass smodcast this week. Most people don’t really care that much about hearing about dental work.Mewes brings down the show every time he is on (just being honest)Otherwise,,,ya guys keep me laughing weekly (when ya actually post the smodcast weekly that is)

  2. tuckerton Avatar
    tuckerton

    seth rogan= crap movie come on

  3. Jeff Avatar
    Jeff

    In the credits Kevin didn’t mention a storyboard artist.
    Ask the Pgh film office for contacts, there is a guy that
    kicks ass and will work very cheap since he is a fan:)

    For you guys that found this smodcast difficult to listen to,
    keep in mind Kevin is under the weather and is doing more in a
    day than you likely do in a week.
    Besides nobody had a gun to your head and it was free so chill hater.

  4. shinner Avatar
    shinner

    Yo on those bumper stickers it says have a week, shouldn’t it say have a good week? Look here for the sticker.

    http://jayandsilentbob.com/smbust.html

  5. david Avatar
    david

    that’s kev’s signature sign-off, that’s what it’s referencing

  6. Rod Avatar
    Rod

    Haggis is foul. But very funny.

  7. Vhaeos Avatar
    Vhaeos

    He says “Have a week.”

  8. Wally Avatar
    Wally

    I love smodcast, it really can make my week. You guys rock!

  9. fran Avatar
    fran

    thanks for all previous smodcasts and I know you are busy wid the movie and all but I’m dying without the fix. You guys have made me laugh in more inappropriate places than i can count. Thanks again and sorry to pressure you.

  10. Jeff Foulsham Avatar
    Jeff Foulsham

    fist off, everyone who said Mewes is boring, are wrong. i think what happend is the whole quizzy thing. i thought it was interesting (but i am a film student) BUT it was a bit much. i think Kevin and Jay schould just shoot the shit like he does with everyone else.

    secondly, i’m super bummed that it’s now been two weeks with out a new SMod. but, i know kev and everyone are working on the film so i cant blame them for neglecting us. haha. keep ’em comming Kev! (but only if you have the time!)

  11. will Avatar
    will

    I dont know why people keep saying mewes isn’t interesting. He is one of my favorite smodcast guests and i think you should do many more with him.

  12. James Avatar
    James

    I’d like to see a full podcast with mosier and mewes.

  13. James Avatar
    James

    I think that thier should be at least one full smodcast show with mosier and mewes to make the ultimate 3 way

  14. Jay Avatar

    I kind of agree that the ones with Mewes are boring. Bring back Waltcast!

  15. Marxmith Avatar

    I had a dream that a gay guy that I know at the gym had a portal into my butt (I was playing portal on the xbox {I’m not gay}).

  16. Mike Duyn Avatar
    Mike Duyn

    Mewes isn’t boring but half the show asking him if he remembered so and so was a little much… I usually listen to each smodcast a couple times during the week when they come out but I haven’t listened to that once since then.. I indeed can remember everyone mewes did or didnt remember no need for another listen haha…
    You know what would be a hilarious smodcast or maybe just funny in an awkward kind of way… Kevin and his mom lol

  17. Jakc Teppor jr. Dr. Avatar
    Jakc Teppor jr. Dr.

    you guys are cruel when it comes to mewes. Dude does pretty good and I think he is funny. I didn’t mind the quiz either I thought it was interesting. Mabe not the best smodcast but it had its moments. Mewes has his own brand of comedy of which he is master. He volunteers to do smodcast out of the kindness of his heart and shouldn’t be berated about it. That’s my opinion anyway.

  18. Chan Avatar
    Chan

    Wow, I also thought that Smodcast 44 was not among the funniest of the funniest, but I would be real disappointed if Kevin was discouraged from having Mewes on or if Mewes was discouraged from being on Smodcast. He seems like a central guy to so many things, has such charm and sweetness, and I want to hear from time to time what is up with him.

  19. Mike Duyn Avatar
    Mike Duyn

    Oh I agree I love mewes too I wish they would of just talked bullshit more instead of the quiz about the crew for half the show haha

  20. DwightDGreen Avatar
    DwightDGreen

    Happy Birthday SModcast! It was a great year, thanks.

  21. James Avatar
    James

    oh wow your right. I wonder if thiers a special birthday podcast comming towards us soon.

  22. smithfangirl Avatar
    smithfangirl

    Oh, another long smodcastless week! I may not be able to function properly. I have all the episodes on my ipod in a playlist. I listeded to 8 hours of smodcast reruns Monday at work. Hey, did anyone ever win that Mary Jane Watson statue?

  23. Isurus Avatar
    Isurus

    I too, am jonesing for a SModfix, but I wish some of the above posters would quit bitching so much. Was #44 one of the funniest? No, but at least he did it. I’m sure most of you aren’t aware the hours involved in shooting any film, let alone a feature, but it’s time consuming. Also, I’d like to point out that Kevin does this for free, for the fans. He doesn’t have to, and if you keep complaining, he might stop.

    On another note, I heard that in the new comic, they gave Captain America a gun. What the hell? Love to here Kev talk about that. Cheers!

  24. Chirs from Canada Avatar
    Chirs from Canada

    in one of the smodcast you mention jellyfish. jellyfish are of the Cnidaria. some classes do eat small plankton but most do eat bigger animals such as fish and other aquatic animals.

    HA finally my year and a half of university payed off!!

    Chris.

    P.S the “c” in Cnidaria is silent

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cnidaria

  25. Gustav Avatar
    Gustav

    If you want something funny to talk about:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sperm_Whale

  26. DodgyDownUnder Avatar
    DodgyDownUnder

    Re Mewes: Hey at least buy the dude a nice new tele.

  27. Ben (from Norwich, UK) Avatar

    Guys, can’t wait for the new flick; and by no means do I want to discourage its (hopefully) speedy production. But I would really appreciate a new smodcast if you have a spare hour to kick back and enlighten us all for the 45th time. By the way enjoying Reaper of here, nice one Kev (and good choice on casting Leland Palmer/Bob as the Devil!).

  28. andrew o Avatar
    andrew o

    hey guys, just wondering what the song was at the beginning of this smodcast? also jason mewes and seth rogen should both definitely get a pod cast, although maybe not together. great work, have mewes on as a guest more often, love listening to the guy talk!

  29. DoobySnax Avatar
    DoobySnax

    Kevin love the SModcast, just started listening to it at work a couple of days ago, but 12 hours a day standing watching a machine cut parts doesn’t seem so long when I get to laugh at the different stories you and the View Askew gang share and the subjects ya’ll bring up. Keep up the Fuckin great work you bring to the screen, ect. and don’t let the fuck-tards get you down. Oh and it was Metallica’s ‘One’ that had the WW2 footage in it.
    One of many fans, DoobySnax
    PS. Snoogins

  30. Danny Avatar
    Danny

    It’s been a year and a day since the first ever Smodcast! I’m surprised you guys didnt put up a new one yesterday in honor of it. We’ve been a week and a half without our fix! Let us have it!

  31. Apitoxin Avatar
    Apitoxin

    Right, so.
    It’s been a long time since we’ve had a new SModcast…
    Looking for it every Monday and not getting it is depressing, I may have to go see a therapist.

  32. DodgyDownUnder Avatar
    DodgyDownUnder

    Maybe get one of those head-set mics for Mewes or duck tape a big one to his head. Great show BTW!!!

  33. JerseyKankles Avatar
    JerseyKankles

    Come now, its been a long time since the last smodcast. Seriously Kevin, is your job to make movies or do smodcast… Oh thats right… Carry on then.

  34. will Avatar
    will

    I hope we get a new smodcast next week.

  35. the milk maid Avatar

    hey, I’m quiriose. Kevin Smith , do you ever actualy see these post? Or maybe one of your associets (muse, mosier, ect.)
    I think It would realy be cool to get a post from you guys occasinaly just to let us know your out there.
    any way, there realy dose need to be a new smodcast soon. Its going to be a very enthraling experience as we watch you and your film unfold through another period in your life. truely amazing how some ink on some paper can change the course of your life, even though its got to be like a cake walk by now.
    ps. hey, kevin. why dont you do a recorded reading of your auto biogrophy. that would be cool

  36. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    Looking forward to the next Podcast – are you guys ok?

  37. shaft jr. Avatar
    shaft jr.

    That is a cool idea! Audiobook!

    But come on peeps sit tight it won’t be long now. Besides, when production finishes on the new flick we will be back to normal! No need to get your knickers in a knot. Remember they do this for FREE.

    And revisiting old smodcasts has been fun. I can’t believe it has been a year already eep.

  38. robbit Avatar
    robbit

    Some of these people are real wack jobs… A reading of his autobiography…? jesus christ.

    Cant wait for the next smodcast. My favorite radio show in cyberspace.

  39. Peter Avatar
    Peter

    OMG!!!11 I wonder if they are under a truck… It was an awesome SModcast because it included the one and only Mewes. But come on…Three Weeks?

  40. Donald Avatar
    Donald

    Hey Smodcastians

    I was just wondering, and shit I don’t know if anyone has posted this before, but I was wondering if Kev or Scott, and how many of the listeners have seen the SModcast flash video “SModpast”. It’s kind of short, but it’s kind of funny to see little snippets of SModcast put to cartoon versions of Kev and Scott. And even Brian.

    You can find it on Newgrounds.com if your interests have been whet.

    Anyway, I enjoy revisiting old SMods, but can’t wait for the new one. I say they do a fucking 3 hour SMod to make up for the past 2 weeks. Wait… no, maybe not. That is potentially dangerous…

  41. elle Avatar
    elle

    I’ll forgive your long absence if you and Rogen do a SMod together. I know the possibility of forgiveness from me keeps you up at night.

    Seriously, Silent Bob hasn’t spoken since Jan. 10, no new SMod in weeks…it just sucks that we haven’t been able to hear how things are going while you are in the moment. I know things will get back to normal once filming stops, but so may the funny stories from on set.

    Thanks though. You’re the man, sir.

  42. johnny tails Avatar
    johnny tails

    At the risk of sounding like a loser (to late) I need you to know this lack of smodcast hurts, it hurts so much that for every week you don’t do a smodcast I am going to cut off a bodypart of mine and mail it to you. Deal with that sir. Now I bet the idea of doing a smodcast dosent seem so bad, does it?

  43. coe Avatar
    coe

    Everybody, let’s take a moment to remember Roy Scheider, star of Jaws one and two. He was a tremendous actor and we will all miss him. Thanks, Kevin and Scott, for smodcast (especially for nominating Jaws as a unit of measurement). Peace.

  44. shinner Avatar
    shinner

    Is there a new smodcast today?

  45. Lena Avatar
    Lena

    Thank you for making Smodcast. I finally have something to fill up the time Im not masturbating. Can’t wait to hear a new one.

  46. Gillian Avatar
    Gillian

    are we already rearing a month since the last time mr. smith and mos graced our ears with the ever entertaining smodcast? i feel as though a chunk of my weekly routine has already been lost to z+m make a porno, and im hoping to gain it all back when the movie comes out!

    heres hoping filming is going well

  47. jack Avatar
    jack

    please PLEASE do not do a smodcast with rogen as suggested by elle. PLEASE don’t.

  48. Arturo Avatar
    Arturo

    Looks like the writer’s strike has hit SMODCAST!!!
    looking forward to the ZAC & MIRI
    Peace from the land down under

  49. Dave denoon Avatar
    Dave denoon

    Another week without smodcast OH NOOOOOOO!!!!!

    I know you guys are busy with the new movie, it better be good if it means we are missing the smodcasts. hahahahahahahahahha

    keep you the good work guys, and can’t wait for the next smodcast (i suppose i should do some work instead then)

  50. smithfangirl Avatar
    smithfangirl

    Jack, i’m compelled to ask you why?

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