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SModcast 44

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 44: Thuffering Thucotash –

In which one of our heroes is accompanied by a special guest making his triumphant return with tales of orthodontia, long distance love, the bare necessities, cultural understanding, and talk of “Zack and Miri”. Plus, a quiz!

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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705 responses to “SModcast 44”

  1. Mikey Avatar
    Mikey

    WE MADE FIVE HUNDRED! Let’s go for SIX HUNDRED!

  2. RondoMovement Avatar
    RondoMovement

    I am beginning to think that something seriously wrong is afoot at Casa le Smith……. I’ll have to get those dudes at TMZ on it. Ya hear that Smitty! If we don’t get a Smodcast soon I am sickin’ TMZ on yer ass!

  3. Deviled Egg Avatar
    Deviled Egg

    Ok, you know what? Im pretty sure that Kev and Mos and the rest of the “Gang” have a on-going bet to see how long people will continue to post on here without any word of a new smodcast…tsk Tsk, Mr Smith and Mr. Mosier. Hellen Keller would not approve

  4. bobby joe bill Avatar
    bobby joe bill

    HORRAY!!! 500+

  5. Ric Isaac Avatar
    Ric Isaac

    Firstly, Smodcast is the best Podcast out there and I love Kevin and Scott dearly. But I assume that Kev must be stressed out of his mind/busy as hell with post-production of Zack and Miri… because even I think its maybe not too much to ask that someone from Viewaskew/quickstopentertainment could have just put a timescale over the last 3 months on when a new show might be produced. Its not the fact that there hasn’t been one for 3 months, I love the guys films and am so excited about the new flick, its just a bit off if you ask me that there was no acknowledgement or update on when it would be back so people weren’t checking expectedly every monday. It just wouldn’t probably saved people and maybe himself some trouble if they’d put a specific return date to stop all the bitching and stuff on here and boards.
    I await the new one eagerly and will always be greatful for both Mos and Kev making these great podcasts that have kept me amused and happy for the past year. They do it for free, in their own time and they are together the funnist duo on the internet!

  6. fran Avatar
    fran

    i’m dying here. please. please. just two minutes to tell us what’s up. maybe making a movie is really hard but going to my shit arse factory job with no smodcast is harder. trust me on that. have a time 🙁

  7. Sausage Avatar
    Sausage

    i need a new podcast please

  8. The not so silent Bob Avatar
    The not so silent Bob

    506 postings, there are a lot of fan bitches (of both sexes) out there vocalizing their love of smod. Here is a downer for all you coke and whores people, if Kevin and Scott come back on, it won’t matter if they come back with the double dong lesbian cock sucking video episode of smod, it will still be a let down. As abstinence makes the hardon grow longer, the result will be the same, disappointment will abound, and ravenous fans will feel less then satisfied. I think 45 “the double dong of delight” should be a quick thank you to the fans for riding this tiny thread through to the end, a few happy go lucky moments, a nice prelude into SmodCast -46 “Dr. Doom sodomizes the invisible woman: The Jay Mewes plastic bag humping story” This weeks episode reunites our heros with smodcast past, Kevin discusses his thoughts about sterilization of the homeless population, Mose takes an unexpectedly dark Harry Potter twist, and Malcolm comes by to play are you smarter than a first grader. All done to a medley of 80’s power ballads.

  9. Whaaa??? Avatar
    Whaaa???

    I don’t know what you guys are complaining about. I just listened to SMODCAST #52. Kev and Mos spent almost an hour talking about their dicks & “UHF” the Weird Al movie from the 80’s. A stretch I know but still just as funny.

  10. TheDiggin Avatar
    TheDiggin

    SMODCAST 45 WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?????!!!!!!!

  11. Sir Jacob the Excited of Tempting St. Mary Avatar
    Sir Jacob the Excited of Tempting St. Mary

    Man, Lucky! Even the coke and whores are running dry down here. Instead, to fill my Smodcast void I’ve been having to attend republican rallies for cheap entertainment. I even dug out and watched The Mummy 1 and 2! I have even found myself stuck in my head debating the downfall of civilization through the songs of Guys & Dolls. Kevin and Scott, think about what these types of activities can do to a community!!….? We need more Smodcast.

  12. chris Avatar
    chris

    damn, i actually dreamt last night that episode 45 was out, but i guess i dont have divine powers

  13. Kova Avatar
    Kova

    I guess they just don’t care anymore…

  14. The Iceman Avatar
    The Iceman

    They don’t care anymore? Where have you been. It’s been 2 weeks since they were waiting on the equipment to come back…hell, i’m close to not caring anymore. I’m high and the whores are giving it up for free, i’ve had to use them so much. Take your time, dudes.

  15. Jdizzie Avatar
    Jdizzie

    hey kev dude I need another smodcast come on I need my fix

  16. Greg Avatar
    Greg

    Look, just leave Kev and Mos alone. They just finished shooting what sounds like a great movie. That should be entertainment enough when it comes out. Were lucky they even put this out for free. Now let them at least relax a little while. Everyone needs a break. Enjoy it guys.

  17. steve Avatar
    steve

    what’s smodcast?

  18. Jeffrey Trend Avatar
    Jeffrey Trend

    I’m so starved for entertainment i watched clue. Kev you drove me to watch Clue. CLUE!!!

  19. Taryn Avatar
    Taryn

    in order to try and fill the void that smodcast has left in my soul, ive watched every movie with the commentary on at least twice… i probably have them memorized…

    I check the website every day…

    I think i’m more addicted to kevin than cigarettes…

    and that’s definitely saying something.

  20. RondoMovement Avatar
    RondoMovement

    Well, crap. Still no Smodcast…. I guess I’ll just go onto the ol’ WWW and find something to masturbate to.

  21. Jiminy Jilikers Avatar
    Jiminy Jilikers

    Looking forward to a new SMOD… Jiminy Jilikers!!!

  22. Ned Smitty Avatar
    Ned Smitty

    I APOLOGIZE FOR ALL CAPS. GUYS, JUST GIVE US SOMETHING. JUST A SHORT LITTLE 5 MINUTE SMODCAST EXPLAINING WHAT’S UP. CAN THAT HAPPEN?? I MAY HAVE TO GO BACK TO PRODUCING PORN!

  23. Peter J. Avatar
    Peter J.

    The person whom posted that 45 (when and if it ever comes) will be a let-down, was/is correct. There’s all this build up and, much like a hooker that’s had the whole army, it’s going to be impossible to satisfy us.

    I’ll be happy when or if SMOD returns, but I’m not expecting anything extraordinary. I believe we all know what to expect.

    A run down of how the wrap went. – With reference to Scott drinking, and Mewes NOT drinking.

    A reference to the “I’m fucking Seth Rogen” viddy.

    An update on the family and spouse(s).

    A cell phone call which leads to an “unexpected guest appearance (via said phone call)” – Ben Affleck (2-5 odds)

    Oscars, H. Ledger, R. Scheider, Red State, Kev accidentally ashes somewhere that he did mean to . . . etc., etc and so on, and so forth.

    It’s going to be a good one. But we’re all going to be disappointed I think. At this point, I’d be content listening to Kevin take a shit . . . which is really pathetic, lol . . . the funny thing is, that I know I’m not alone in this sentiment.

    I appreciate that smodcast may very well be gone. I am grateful for the time that it was around. I must’ve listened to them all at least 4 times or so. Many many many thanks for all the laughs Scott and Kevin. You guys definitely mean more to the world than you may suspect.

    If this is the end, then that makes me sad; but I wish you fellas all the best.

    Your friend in Christ,
    Peter J.

  24. seth Avatar
    seth

    eat a bowl of dicks you impatient bastards

  25. Peter J. Avatar
    Peter J.

    Thanks for that mental image Seth

  26. DwightDGreen Avatar
    DwightDGreen

    I know that at one time Kev or Scott added the music and whatnot to SMod and now somebody else does it, does anyone who did what shows?

  27. bobby joe bill Avatar
    bobby joe bill

    this blows……..

    you blow kevin…

    #527

  28. Matt Sajban Avatar
    Matt Sajban

    Even though the movie is wrapped won’t Kev still be busy with the post? I know he is probably knee deep in this movie still and smodcast seemed more like a “when theres nothing else to do” habit of Kevs. It may even just be that since he has broken the habit of “smodding” its hard for him to get back into it.

    Hopefully its not forgotten and simply just a victim of something like a big movie production getting in the way…

    Here’s a quick question: how many posts will this topic get till smodcast returns? Do you think we’ll hit 700? 850? 1000?

  29. Alex Avatar
    Alex

    I think we’ll get to around 700 before the new SMod.

  30. ryan Avatar
    ryan

    would you rather do rosie o’donnel…

    or angelina jolie without any limbs and with irritable bowel syndrome?

  31. Taryn Avatar
    Taryn

    are we allowed the use of a paper bag if we choose rosie?

  32. ryan Avatar
    ryan

    no…and she is wearing her leather get-up from “exit to eden”

  33. chris Avatar
    chris

    there isnt a paper bag big enough to choose rosie.

    its kinda a sad notion that a comment page has become a chat room

  34. Kevin Avatar
    Kevin

    Can I give Angelina an immodium first?

  35. ryan Avatar
    ryan

    well the immodium will bind her up eventually, but her large intestine is currently stuffed fuller than a knockwurst. one ill-advised pump and you’ve got a hazmat situation

  36. steve Avatar
    steve

    i’d still go with angelina. hose her down first.

  37. The Iceman Avatar
    The Iceman

    Ok…so I was close to not caring, but, I can’t stop checking. I know they are busy, so, i’m not gonna waste time bitching about them not making a new smod. But, that doesn’t change the fact that I miss, want and need a new one! And Rosie before she blew up or after? Sorry, I have a slight aversion to being covered in shit…

  38. Peter J. Avatar
    Peter J.

    #28 is one of my favorite SMods.

    Maybe we can have a vote and take a lil’ poll about the most popular Smodcast to date.

    What’s yours?

  39. ryan Avatar
    ryan

    haha steve, im thinking of you carrying a shit covered torso onto your back porch and spraying it down with cold hose water, just so you can have sex with it

  40. steve Avatar
    steve

    gotta weigh the costs and rewards. i figure there’s gotta be a five minute shitless interval in there somewhere. the important question is can you do her in the mouth and between the boobs? that seals the deal right there. conversation ova!

  41. Peter J. Avatar
    Peter J.

    . . . I’ll give ya 50 cents 😐

  42. Guy Avatar
    Guy

    Alright, seriously, SModcast shouldn’t be the header for this site anymore.

  43. Jonah Avatar
    Jonah

    I would do rosie o’donnel
    its just more cushion for the pushen
    can we gag her with old socks if we wanted?

  44. Russ Avatar
    Russ

    My favorite number is 69… my least favorite number has quickly become 44.

  45. Lena Avatar
    Lena

    Jesus you guys need to get laid.

  46. duff Avatar
    duff

    rosie’s f.o.v.ish

  47. Jonah Avatar
    Jonah

    if your a woman Lena we could meet up latter and you could help us out

  48. Jonah Avatar
    Jonah

    are you clean?

  49. Michael G Avatar
    Michael G

    Yeah..
    Them not doing a SModcast benefits them.
    They don’t have to spend time doing it during production.
    Plus we check the website a hell of a lot more.
    More hits on the website = More chances we click an ad = more money for them.

    They win.

  50. Petcio Avatar
    Petcio

    550!

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