Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• Crooner/Thespian Snoop Dogg has been denied entry into Australia due to his extensive criminal record. Earlier this year Dogg was not allowed a visa to perform in England. To protest the Australian government’s refusal to allow him into the country, Dogg says he will not “smoke anything from that country until they let me in.” Australian agricultural exports, especially the crop known as “Down Under Wonder Bud,” are expected to take a major hit.

• Fox has announced that they have pulled the mid-season drama Drive after only two episodes. Drive, a rip off of the hit film Smokey and the Bandit 3, never seemed to click with an audience. To fill the show’s time slot, Fox has ordered another show that it will cancel after only a few airings.

• Filming on the Batman Begins sequel, The Dark Knight, had to be halted on Tuesday when a fire broke out on roof of the building the crew was using. The fire only prevented filming for a few hours, and when it was cleaned up, production resumed. Investigators are looking into what caused the blaze but claim that reports of Richard Simmons being sighted on the roof are “completely false.”

• Geek God, David Goyer, has signed on to helm a film based on the popular X-Men villain Magneto. The film will tell the back story of Magneto as well as his relationship with Charles Xavier. Goyer has promised the film will delve into the attraction between Magento’s [EXPLETIVE DELETED] and Charles Xavier’s [EXPLETIVE DELETED].

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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