Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• Marvel Comics has killed off one of its most recognizable characters – Captain America. Marvel has released a statement saying that plan on continuing the spirit of Captain America through other characters which will embody different aspects of America such as The Radical Right Winger, The Whiney Democrat and Jose Can-Chu-See.

• Actress Kirsten Dunst has been named the Female Star of the Year at this year’s ShoWest film convention.  This is the award is the first major award that Dunst has won since her Golden Globe turn in Interview With a Vampire.  Organizers of ShoWest picked Dunst for the award in hopes that she will start picking more serious roles that will lead to nude scenes.

• Gi-normous and angry talk show host, Rosie O’Donnell, has admitted that she has been treated for depression ever since the Columbine school shooting in 1999.  As part of her treatments to improve her mental health, O’Donnell claims that she hangs upside down for up to a half-hour everyday.  As a result of this “revelation,” we here at QSE News are reminded to tip our hats to the hard working men and women of the steel industry for making structural supports that can hold outlandish weights.

• A reunited Genesis is heading out on tour. This version of the band will consist of Tony Banks, Phil Collins and Mike Rutherford with additional musicians to help round out the band’s sound. The group will play songs from the entire Genesis catalogue while ignoring the fact that Peter Gabriel was really the only talented member of the group.

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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