Hello again, everybody, and welcome back to “Music for the Masses.” This week, because I know you love them more than Rosie O’Donnell loves to buckle up for love, I’m dishing up another one of them thar’ podcast “thingies.” But don’t worry, folks, if your internet connection sucks harder than Antonella “There’s a Party In My Mouth And EVERYONE’S Comin” Barba, you can still join in the festivities. More on that in a sec because now… IT’S PODCAST TIME!!!!
[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast, much like its written counterpart, contains foul language, foolish notions, loads of “hooker” talk, a “Dirty Sanchez” reference and horribly off-color jokes. Please enjoy responsible and know when to say when.
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Music For The Masses: Episode 4 (MP3 format) – 25.43 MB
Okay, for those of you reading along at home, here’s the M4M podcast short tour…
Not 100% positive, but I think that’s my old Sunday School teacher.
Up first, I mediate a debate between Double A and J. Allen over “which song is the best to bang a hooker to.” Honestly, considering how well I know these guys, I’m just glad they didn’t debate “the best song to BURY a hooker to.” Good fun is had by all and much frivolity ensues.
Then, after careful consideration, some “pointless” rambling and a brief discussion of Screetch’s donkey dork and his propensity for “wiping doody under noses,” we FINALLY get around to offering up our opinions on some new music. This week, we (meaning me and those other two clowns) focus our attentions on the new discs from Arcade Fire, Explosions in the Sky and the tongue-twisting Au Revoir Simone. Here’s the ratings:
Artist: Arcade Fire
Album: Neon Bible
Sounds Like: Somebody needs to pop a couple o’ Prozacs©, find their “happy place” and turn their frowns upside down.
Rating:
Artist: Explosions in the Sky (www.myspace.com/texasband )
Album: All Of A Sudden I Miss Everyone
Sounds Like: The internal soundtrack now playing in the heads of all of the football players I went to high school with… as they mow my lawn.
Rating:
Artist: Au Revoir Simone (www.myspace.com/aurevoirsimone)
Album: The Bird of Music
Sounds Like: The music that would be playing just before Chris Hanson walks into the kitchen and you realize you are one, fucked pervert… umm, no pun intended.
Rating:
UPCOMING MUSIC RELEASES… 3/13/07:
| ARTIST | TITLE | GENRE |
| Amy Winehouse | Back To Black | ALT |
| James Morrison | Undiscovered | POP / ROCK |
| Rich Boy | Rich Boy | RAP |
| Zion I | Street Legends | RAP |
| Ken Andrews | Secrets Of The Lost Satellite | ROCK |
| Mason Proper | There Is A Moth In Your Chest | ROCK |
| Sherwood | A Different Light | ROCK |
| The Fratellis | Costello Music | ROCK |
| Unsane | Visqueen | ROCK |
| William Tell | You Can Hold Me Down | ROCK |
| The Alternate Routes | Good and Reckless and True | AAA |
| Agnostic Front & Discipline | Working Class Heroes | POP / ROCK |
| Death By Stereo | Death Alive | POP / ROCK |
| Green Lizard | Las Armas Del Silencio | POP / ROCK |
| Nakatomi Plaza | Unsettled | POP / ROCK |
| Pyle, Artimus | Artimus Venomus | POP / ROCK |
| The Fireballs | Firebeat! | POP / ROCK |
| The Flaming Stars | Born Under A Bad neon Sign | POP / ROCK |
| Theatre of Hate | Retribution | POP / ROCK |
| 8 Ball and MJG | Ridin’ High | RAP |
| Auto Interiors | Let’s Agree To Deceive Our Best Friends | ROCK |
| Crematory | Klagebilder | ROCK |
| Diddley, Bo | Bo’s The Man | ROCK |
| Dybdahl, Thomas | Science | ROCK |
| Ford, Marc | Weary And Wired | ROCK |
| Gang Font featuring Interloper | Gang Font featuring Interloper | ROCK |
| Heavenly | Virus | ROCK |
| Holy Moses | World Chaos | ROCK |
| Letcher, Chris | Frieze | ROCK |
| Lodger | Hi-Fi High Lights Down Low | ROCK |
| Meek, Joe | The Joe Meek EP Collection Box Set (12 CD) | ROCK |
| Messiah’s Kiss | Dragonheart | ROCK |
| Parker, Graham | Don’t Tell Columbus | ROCK |
| Prosser | Prosser | ROCK |
| Runic | Liar Flags | ROCK |
| Skolnick, Alex Trio | Last Day In Paradise | ROCK |
| Starcastle | Song Of Times | ROCK |
| Storys, The | Storys, The | ROCK |
| Tankard | Kings Of Beer | ROCK |
| Third Ending, The | Third Ending, The | ROCK |
| Type O Negative | Dead Again | ROCK |
| Van Der Spuy, Nibs | Beautiful Feet | ROCK |
| Elliott Murphy | Coming Home Again | ROCK |
| The Fades | The Fades | ROCK |
| Grand Champeen | Dial “T” For This | ROCK |
| Joey McIntyre | Talk To Me | ROCK |
| Mitch Easter | Dynamico | ROCK |
| Bardi Johannson | HAXAN | ROCK |
| P. J. O”Connell | Careful | ROCK |
| The PirkQlaters | Last Stand | ROCK |
| Tom Curren | Tom Curren | ROCK |
| Peppertown | Firefly | ROCK |
| The Red Button | She’s About To Cross My Mind | ROCK |
| Spencer Durham | Much More Than Words | ROCK |
| Central Services | Central Services | ROCK |
And there you have it, folks. Was it as good for you as it was for me? Nice!
Until next time, keep wearing it proud and playing it loud!
Send your favorite, hooker-bangin’ song, review copies, assorted hate mail and presents to:
M.C. Bell
P.O. Box 1222
Arvada, CO 80001
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