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SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

SModcast 100: The Yardstick –
In which it’s business as usual.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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118 responses to “SModcast 100”
I agree with Dave M… Ring of Fire was perfect Ken…
Another great smod, conrgats on 100. I was dissapointed not to hear the”He’s not the flashiest, he’s not the best…he’s Glen Anderson!” line though.
i swear theres so many SMods where mosiers like “He/she tazes you!” or “he/she maces you!”
Congratulations on the first SMod Century.
Long live the SMod!
“Hitler is a yard stick by which we measure the pussy of the world.”
Wow.
Where can i find the SONGS of SModcast? I heard there was a post in the view askew forums but i can’t reach it. Can anyone tell me please?
thanx guys you have gotten me through some harsh times
Gotta say, SModcast 100 TOTALLY DELIVERED! Best SMod I’ve listened to in months, and it’s got me into listening to the whole run of SMods in a big, bad way. Personal favourite line from this one: Scott’s “Isn’t the law fun now?” And of course, the measuring of pussy with a yardstick… a hilarious concept I’ve been trying to get across to my non-SMod-listening friends and failing miserably.
Harkening back to SMod 99 and the Stoned Kev vs. Sober Kev debate, I like ’em both. It is a bit annoying when Stoned Kev decides to talk with his mouth full. But I’ll live with it.
OMG.. that is so cute that you don’t want to meet Wayne.. I let out the loudest “””AHHHH”” when you said that.. so nice to see famous people being star struck as well 🙂
I wonder what you think of Sid the Kid.. he’s from my hometown and kinda seen as the next great one…
Thanks For All the very great entertainment over the years Kevin & Mose
since you have started the SModcast it is another great outlet for you and your fans such as myself and all the other SModders
P.S. Kevin Smith Fan till the GRAVE!!!
I must have missed the point where he mentioned potential changes, can’t see a tweet on the matter either, can anyone guide me?
Did you get your pic taken with the statue of the Great One in Edmonton?
“Hitler is the yardstick by which we measure the pussy of the world” awesome quote
No new SMod tonight, according to Kevin’s twitter.
I have a feeling, just like a lot of things Kevin gets into smod is next in line to be on a dusty shelf.
[…] if you can call him that, is Kevin Smith. He’s been a prolific message boarder, blogger, and now podcaster and tweeter, and is always very open and honest with his life. He has, for many years, struggled […]
Anybody out there jonesin’ for a Xmas cast should go listen to SMerry Christmas {SModcast 42}.
I”m not totally shocked there’s no new SMod tonight. It’s the holidays and I’m sure Kev and Mos have shit to do. Not that we all don’t have shit to do; but listening to a podcast is much easier than making one.
Once the Polar icecaps have melted, where will Santa live?
to me- its a wonder smith can do something remotely organized since he seems to be pretty chill like me
Good point about the Smerry Christmas, its one I haven’t listened to in a while.
Peter J. Once the ice caps melt, he’ll live in Boca with the rest of the fat old people.
is this SMod on anyones itunes yet, ‘cos its not on mine and its been over a week so it should be
smodcast 100 totally had me rolling. Sat in work had to stop what I was doing due to laughing. Thanks guys was well enjoyed
Kevin — I have to tell you . . . that woman was not trying to be an ass when she gave you that note!
She was trying to inspire you the only way she knew how! Just think — why would she say “if I’m wrong I will eat that note?”
She knew that if she said this to you in such a strong way you would prove her wrong. If she had said, “you will be a famous writer some day” you might have just gotten lazy and smug. . .
And now you’ve framed the note — it clearly worked!
If she was trying to be cruel, then when you contacted her later she would have said something nasty, instead of making a picture for you . . .
It was basic reverse psychology!!!
@Shane, Yep it’s on Itunes.
Come on new Smod!!!
Where are you christmas SMod
Why can’t i find you?
Why have you gone away?
Where is the laughter
You used to bring me
Why can’t I hear Kev and Mosier say…
Come on SModcast 101, christmas episodes are the shit
via kevs twitter:
“Christmas SMod on the way?” Post-Christmas SMod on Sunday, we hope
Shane Where did you read that?
@Sickbobb, it’s says via twitter on the message.
@BishopBee It’s just I couldn’t find any mention on Twitter
great 100th SMod, I like the way the title kept coming up in the conversation and that everything came together at the end. This one is as good, if not better than the last one SMod #99.
Here’s to another 100, I’ll be listening!
via kevin’s twitter…Me & @smosier sitting down to record SModcast 101 in six hours. No new ep tonight, though. Next week. P.S.-Everything changes with SMod 101.
ooohhhh mysterious, i like it.
Kev, give me a huge birthday present and name SMod 101 : The Next Generation 🙂
Thanks
Neil: First Mr. Smith does not read this site. Second if you listen to the story, you get a few key points. 1. They hung out together, played games, watched movies, and she “allowed” the two to have sex in the other room. This woman is clearly more of a friend than a mother. 2. She was obviously hurt by the break up, she lost a friend in Kevin, and honestly do you think he was a lot different growing up? He was probably as funny, and as personable as he is now, so it would be a loss. She lashed out with her rage at the first thing that would hurt him. She wouldn’t want to encourage at that point, she felt betrayed. Instead of saying hey tubby, my little girl is too good for you, a point I’m sure was brought up many times over by people he knew, she attacked him personally, with something that would cut him. The second part of your argument is that she would say something nasty to him, time heals all wounds, she is long over it, probably grew up some in her own way, and Kevin is famous. A fact that should not be taken lightly. If you hit the lottery of celebrity it brings some special rewards, people who knew you when behave as if you were the closest of friends, it gives them a status.
So no Christmas Smod 🙁 Oh well I know Kevin and Scott are busy making great movies but I am still sad none the less. Cop Out looks great I hope that name is a joke about how you couldn’t call the movie A Couple of Dicks because that is funny as hell.
Does anyone know which smod mr. smith talks about eating Steak tartare and getting really sick. thanks in advance.
da5id – #53: Meat Curtains
does anyone know which smod has scott talking about how much it would suck to die of lou garetts disease
I don’t know if someone’s thought of this idea before, but it would certainly be useful: a searchable database of SModcasts, sort of like a wiki, in which you look up a word tag, like “Baby Eternity” or “Marty Allen” and it tells you in which SMods it is referenced. Would take some time to put this together, but wouldn’t it be worth it to have a handy reference guide to where you can find Smith and Mosier’s fractured take on any given subject?
ben from canada that would be awesome
id like to see that.
and larry i dont know which smod it is but that is a funny name for all of those big lebowski fans
You’re killing your father, Larry!
And I’ve thought about doing said database, but I know absolutely nothing about any such thing. I spend so much time listening to SMod though, it’d be pretty easy to just take notes of topics covered during each episode. If someone else wanted to start such a thing, I’d be thrilled to contribute.
I had actually thought about that quite a while back, Ben from Canada. How about we start it?
what if that little girl killed baby eternity? What would happen to eternalism and all us Eternalists?
thanks to whoever it was on here that turned me on to the adam corolla podcast….it’s really good. perfect for passing the days, weeks, or months between smods. i only listened to smod for a long time. resisted trying anything new for a while, glad i gave other stuff a shot though. any suggestions on anything else? ive also been listening to harland williams podcasts.
We’re almost at 100 Responses for SMod #100. Make haste, my fellow SModders. My SMod brethren . . . WE CAN DO!!!
I’ve done my part. And anyone whom reads this in time, have a happy and SAFE New Year’s Evening (Harder). 🙂
I predict under 23 Smodcast this year and that Smodcast will be discontinued before hitting 150. I hope I am wrong on both accounts but at least I have Red Bar Radio and Adam Carolla to fall back on for making laugh during my crappy job.
Smodcast 101: smodcast reloaded…
http://smodcast.com/
Oh damn… it is SModcast Reloaded…
Kevin and Mos are opening up the book of hate and heads are gonna roll! People are gonna learn some shit!
wow 100….i just started liting to u two 2day….fisting fliper lol funny shit….the shit u guys talk about is amazing….not the subject but how fuckin bored u 2 sound talkin about it…..seriously…ur either stoned out of ur smod mind or really that bored….keep it up….XD
May it be A Happy SMod Year!
Keep up the Great Work and
Scott & Kevin
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