SModcast 85

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 85: Side Chair –

In which we hear big talk from our heroes.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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56 responses to “SModcast 85”

  1. bronson helm Avatar
    bronson helm

    Can’t wait…3…2…1

  2. Eggzie Avatar
    Eggzie

    yay!!!!

  3. MLH Avatar
    MLH

    sweetness

  4. Jake Avatar
    Jake

    YES!!! NEW SMOD!!

  5. Gillian Avatar

    wicked awesome. I can not wait until the live taping in Brantford!!

  6. adam styles Avatar
    adam styles

    SICK!!!
    SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

  7. bronsonhelm Avatar
    bronsonhelm

    oh man that’s dead on bout smoking, kevin. I Smoke with my mom, who has MS, and it works amazingly! (for both of us!)

  8. Guillermo Avatar

    how bout a live taping in pittsburgh!?

  9. slowtax Avatar
    slowtax

    Hooray!

  10. zakky bongmeister Avatar
    zakky bongmeister

    hellas ya!!! just finished blazin a bowl and come back to the comp. 2 find a new smod!! it must be mah birthday xD

  11. Jasonthelaw Avatar
    Jasonthelaw

    New SMod. Wonderful way to end the night.

  12. andrew Avatar
    andrew

    amongst the first.

  13. Wreezles Avatar
    Wreezles

    Amazing, I hope this is the 12-hour one!

  14. ThredGood Macy Avatar
    ThredGood Macy

    Yes sir I’m going to love the fuck out of this SMod!

  15. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    Great Smod. That’s my favorite quote from The Wire.

  16. J-Rizzle Avatar
    J-Rizzle

    It’s always a treat to hear you and your crew babble on about things of which you know very little, Kev. I mean that in the nicest way possible.

  17. Shodo Avatar
    Shodo

    do not know if it just my computer but i can only get 4 seconds of the smodcast which makes me very mad

  18. mr geekue Avatar
    mr geekue

    awesome it time for a new super smod!!

  19. brigitte Avatar
    brigitte

    loved it as funny as always thank’s guys

  20. TYoung Avatar
    TYoung

    What in this world can I do to get you to burn with me in Brantford

  21. Len Avatar
    Len

    I should stop putting SModcast on my zune because I always erupt with laughter in very quiet, public places.

  22. Anders Avatar
    Anders

    Loved that “1000 lb voice” he kept doing 🙂

  23. TJ Wells Avatar
    TJ Wells

    Byrne & Eno for the fucking WIN.

  24. ThredGood-Macy Avatar
    ThredGood-Macy

    New SMod Makes me Happy!

  25. Peter J. Avatar
    Peter J.

    I had a feeling that there would be a fresh one, shortly forthcoming. Good on ya, gentlemen. 😉

  26. cn420 Avatar
    cn420

    New SMod = smoke dank.

    Thank you Gentlemen.

  27. tyler Avatar
    tyler

    SO how long to get this thing on itunes?? another week

  28. Clint Avatar

    A day late is WAY better then never in my eyes.

    Thumbs up to you guys, never fails to be funny. It’s a great way to study for finals! Or…not study. I mean, either or right?!

    http://omgcast.net
    – No where near as funny as SModcast, but hey, we have a fat guy and alcohol. So it’s not that bad.

  29. HARRIS Avatar
    HARRIS

    I LOVE SMODCAST BUT THIS ONE I DIDN’T FIND THAT GOOD. AM I ALONE ON THIS?

  30. alaskanick Avatar
    alaskanick

    worth every pound

  31. Something-Like-37 Avatar
    Something-Like-37

    Yay new SModcast. My dick DIDN’T just get hard, but it did that thing where it kind of gets thicker and moves a little.

  32. Dylan Avatar
    Dylan

    YES HARRIS YOU ARE ALONE

  33. mister hektik Avatar
    mister hektik

    Something-Like-37: I believe that’s called a chubby.

  34. PinPin Avatar
    PinPin

    I’m with HARRIS with this one. Didn’t enjoy it one bit.

  35. fingerlings Avatar
    fingerlings

    brilliant..

  36. Jau Poon Avatar
    Jau Poon

    Hilarious smodcast. Keep up the good work guys!
    Ignore the negative comments from the mouth breathing window-lickers that post BS on here. And get your mom some of that medicine, its a lot safer than the pharmaceuticals theyre putting everyone on and it works

    (visit and donate to NORML.org to support the cause *Its basically the NRA of bud*).

  37. tonym Avatar
    tonym

    this was terrible, the 1000lb man thing that sent kev & bry to a laughterattack was just insanely boring. i like the smodcasts alot but this just wasn’t any fun at all really.

  38. thomastutone Avatar
    thomastutone

    are you guys crazy? this was one of the funniest smodcasts ever! a guy so fat that it looks like he is peeing out of his bellybutton and manwella his mexican nurse…i was crying i was laughing so hard.

  39. joe jablow Avatar
    joe jablow

    great smodcast. couldn’t understand what they were saying half the time but still great

  40. Zella Avatar
    Zella

    Awesome Smod, had me cracking up during school.

  41. Justin Avatar

    Haha! I loved it! The 1000lb man ruining the reunion cruise. Then going on to live in his mansion with his apathetic Hispanic nurse and Bryan as his life-servant making mercenary runs in a van to bring him ice-cream and hookers. The voice was hilarious too. Golden SMod! XD

  42. SooNerd Avatar

    I wonder if Malcolm Ingram feels the same way about Chris Pine. That Kevin Smith does. The title for the movie starring Ingram and Pine…… Star Date:69 lol jk

  43. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    ‘that’s why i qualified it by saying you didn’t get her pregant’

    lol

  44. Aceles Avatar
    Aceles

    This was one of the funniest smods in a LONG time. I laughed out loud on my way to school. Thanks guys, you nearly ran me off the road! 😀

  45. brian Avatar
    brian

    Hi,

    I am an avid fan but a novice techie.
    I’m trying to download the smods from my blackberry….
    The old phone I had (the moto Q) was able to pull, download and play each week….
    This phone (my blackberry curve?
    I think) can’t seem to figure it out….

    Can you help?

    Brian
    Brianl1107@hotmail.com

  46. SooNerd Avatar

    What story about Walt Flanagan almost getting slap by a gym teacher!? Is that on a SModcast? When they were talking about Bryan getting a drum of ice cream I pictured a man in a trench coat with sunglasses. Ironically trying not to be suspicious. And the clerk is talking to Bryan about paying for some pictures while Bryan dollies(AKA handtrucks) the ice cream out of the store. And when Jabba the Smith dies. Bryan Gilbert Grapes his ass. And the town understands this was probably the better death than the truth. Of what occupied that house. Oh yeah, on SModcast 20. About 14:45 into to it they talk about something similarly to the Chris Pine comment. Precedent?

  47. hackmeister Avatar
    hackmeister

    The reason why the Tall Man turned the dead people into dwarfs was that the home world had higher gravity than Earth. Normal humans wouldn’t survive but dwarfs with their dense bodies would. That’s what I remember. Overall a very funny episode.

  48. Jason Avatar

    I have not laughed so hard in a very long time! That was hilarious!

  49. Kirk Avatar

    Kevin,

    Thought you might appreciate this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OLGx2lGtOc

  50. Magic Gibbon Avatar
    Magic Gibbon

    Awesome SMod Sirs! I hadn’t chuckled like that with a doobie snack in hand for a while, the morbidly obese voice kept on crackin’ me up, good show dude!

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