SModcast 84

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 84: OUTBREAK! –

In which a hero falls to a bug and another hero falls off a moral and societally normal cliff.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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89 responses to “SModcast 84”

  1. christopher Avatar
    christopher

    A new smodcast!!! the perfect cure for the swine flu!

  2. Ken Derrick Avatar
    Ken Derrick

    Awesome. Hopefully, it’s the Jen SMod.

  3. eric Avatar
    eric

    awesome

  4. Andrew Avatar
    Andrew

    First!

    Proud, proud day

  5. Edward Avatar

    Aw yeah. Just in time to start the week of working out.

  6. PattyU Avatar
    PattyU

    Fuck, I’m the first one! can’t wait to hear it.

  7. derkaderk Avatar
    derkaderk

    what a grand surprise!

  8. MuteWitness Avatar
    MuteWitness

    My Twitter prayer came through. Brightens even the darkest graveyard shift. Walt and Bry ftw!

  9. Sean Avatar
    Sean

    Quien su padre?

  10. PattyU Avatar
    PattyU

    ok, not the first one

  11. CJ Punk Avatar

    Thank god, I was beginning to think he was gonna pull the crap he did during Z&M, says hes gonna do some SMods then not do any for like 3 months, but I have been appeased

  12. adam styles Avatar
    adam styles

    SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

  13. ttoki Avatar
    ttoki

    fucking awesome!

  14. Rocky Avatar
    Rocky

    Yes! New SMod up earlier than normal…can’t wait to get a listen

  15. Gillian Avatar

    woo! Earlier than expected from the twitter.. nice!

  16. Kristen Avatar
    Kristen

    I don’t know what I would do out here in the barren wasteland that is Fort McMurray without my SmMod.

    Yeay!!!

  17. Gabe Avatar
    Gabe

    Awesome he said it would be a little bit later on Twitter. I’m glad it came early this week!!!

  18. max Avatar
    max

    Yay!

  19. Alan Avatar
    Alan

    Rock on!!! A Walt/Brian Guest hosted SMod!!!

  20. Luke A. Avatar
    Luke A.

    I just listened to the first five minutes or so, and would like to leave my ranking on all the X-Men movies.

    1. X2: X-MEN UNITED
    2. X-MEN
    3. X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE
    4. X-MEN: THE LAST STAND

    Have higher hopes for the Magneto flick in development.

  21. meltz911 Avatar
    meltz911

    Go Wings!
    Welcome back Walt and Brian

  22. Ken Avatar
    Ken

    Brian exploded and Walt diddled a ‘milf’. Awesome episode.

  23. Coma Rape Avatar
    Coma Rape

    Fuck yaah! New Smod! Muchly thankings are in order Kevin.

  24. AgincourtDB Avatar

    classic Smodcast. Even though part of me wants to ‘un-hear’ it, lol.

  25. bmrocks Avatar
    bmrocks

    most fucked up smod-versation ever

  26. Marcos Avatar
    Marcos

    Wow. That was a strange story, funny as all hell, but strange. Like In the Bedroom, or American Beauty, but with ugly people. Thought it was funny how when Walt is about to get into a deep and involved analysis about some hockey game he has to shit and we can get to the real story. It felt almost scripted.
    This is nothing compared to the episode where Malcolm and Kev converse on all sorts of glass shards in assholes and sexual perversions though.

  27. Brady Avatar
    Brady

    Wow. The entire time I’m guessing the story (correctly) but thinking it could NEVER fucking happen and time and time again Bryan proved me wrong. Fuck… hahaha.

  28. Katie P Avatar
    Katie P

    I have not listined yet but so so excited for Walt and Brian!!!

  29. Bobby Peru Avatar
    Bobby Peru

    Great SMOD!

  30. Fred Avatar
    Fred

    This brightened my very rainy morning and will make my trip to work that much more enjoyable.

    Thanks mr Smith!

  31. C.S.L. Avatar
    C.S.L.

    Amazing Smod. The first thing I thought of when the devils lost in the last minute and a half was Walt’s reaction. I wonder what Kev thought about Observe and Report.

  32. Sausage Avatar
    Sausage

    thank you once again

  33. Andrew Avatar
    Andrew

    Im’m not going to lie, for the first half hour or so I was lost as hell but once Flanagan got the shits business really picked up! great smod sir(s).

  34. Clint Avatar

    Man, I love Sunday nights.

    Especially when all I read here is how amazingly offensive this episode is.

    http://www.omgcast.net
    – We may not be as offensive as SModcast, but hell, we do have a fatty.

  35. BallsMonkey Avatar
    BallsMonkey

    Bryan Johnson is a God!

  36. s.davis Avatar

    The best lunch lady cock sucking podcast around.

  37. Micky Avatar
    Micky

    Man I gotta say I really didn’t like Wolverine Origins…

    I’m juiced for a new smod though.

  38. Peter J. Avatar
    Peter J.

    All the X-Men movies suck’d.

    Wolverine: Orgins was descent for the first 30 to 45 mintues; and then it too drops off into the abyss of suckdom.

    Jackman is TOO TALL to be believable as Logan.

    X-Men has always been one of my favorite books. I really enjoy a lot of Jackman’s films.

    As for Origins. The writing was lazy. Too much poetic license was taken. There wasn’t enough blood. Walt’s kids weren’t adversely effected by the film, b/’c children are the target demographic. A badass telling would have had some hardcore fuck scene and so many decapitations that the viewer(s) loses count.

    Character development was nearly non-existent in some cases. Which is ironic, considering that the film’s title is ORIGINS. The whole industry is becoming so watered-down. It’s really sickening.

    That was what made your better films so great, Kev. YOU took chances.

    Punisher attempted to be that filmmaking/cinematography got too sloppy. then they just slap on that Disneyland ending. Really disappointing.

    Clearly there was more than one target demographic (for Wolverine) and they ended up missing all the targets completely. What a shame.

  39. Panza Avatar
    Panza

    Go CANES!!!!! Wolverine was effin awesome!!!!

  40. St Jimmy Avatar

    Thanks guys. It’s been a long, depressing day and it’s great to come home to a new smod to take my mind off things 🙂

    Long live the Smod!

  41. chicken_eyebrow Avatar

    great as always, thanks from across the pond

  42. Gary G. Avatar
    Gary G.

    All I hear is the usual bitching about another “superhero” movie and how it could better by all the armchair directors out there who have never done anything aside from read a comic book. If this is another movie where “Clearly there was more than one target demographic (for Wolverine) and they ended up missing all the targets completely” then why did it do so well on the opening weekend as many of these films tend to do.
    All the film reviewers should wake up and pay attention that nobody gives a damn what they think and the reviews that they give have less and less impact on the publics film choices. Time for the “professional” movie reviewer to go out and get a real job.

  43. anthony Avatar
    anthony

    wow! just wow. I hope the johnson story makes it into one of kevs movies.

  44. Santeria Avatar
    Santeria

    14 x 28 Rectangle inground pool $5,775.00

    http://www.pbpools.com/14-28-rectangle-inground-pool-p-952.html

    WAlt quoted an inground at 100,000 ,.. he was a bit off

  45. Piff James Avatar
    Piff James

    WOW how did I get so luck … new smod WITH Walt and Brian ….simply amazing…thanks so much

  46. Janikins Avatar
    Janikins

    Smith, this is up there with glass in the ass. Well played. Thankfully all your work has made me immune to being disgusted by anything, so I was able to listen without cringing.

  47. von Avatar
    von

    smodcast, perfect for a rainy day…

  48. Dano Avatar
    Dano

    Was kinda glad when Walt got sick, wasn’t looking forward to 45 more minutes of hockey. The resulting milf story was excellent.

  49. yort Avatar
    yort

    NEW SMMMOODD, awesome, and stop bitchin bout the wolvie movie, if u wanna make the big bucks its got to be kid friendly, and that’s just the way the movie world works.
    If its such problem just take out a loan and do a fan favorite to exercise the demons.

  50. fischer.random Avatar
    fischer.random

    yes, I skipped all that hockey chatter. But my god, was the following story fucked up, enough to make it all worthwhile.

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